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[crying]:
I think you'll find our...
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Napa Chardonnay to have
hints of vanilla and caramel
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with a velvety smooth finish.
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[sobs]
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Are you all right?
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Some days are better
than others.
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Thanks for asking.
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[sniffs]
It's very good.
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Yeah, 2004 was a great
year for this wine.
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[sniffs]
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Not so much for me.
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[sniffs]
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Enjoy.
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[clears throat]
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[sniffs]
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So, did I talk you into that soufflé?
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- Uh, yeah, two.
- Good call.
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You won't want to share.
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Oh, God.
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[groans]
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪
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♪ Ethel ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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♪ And many more. ♪
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Hm...
More butter and salt.
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They only need to live long
enough to pay the check.
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Beat those egg whites gently...
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as if they were a small, annoying child.
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Paul, you're on fire again.
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Um, Christy, you got a second?
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I can't talk now, Gabriel.
I'm working.
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Yeah, I know, but, uh, here's the thing.
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I-I'm getting a lot of complaints.
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Really?
About what?
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Well, apparently, one of my waitresses
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- is having a nervous breakdown.
- Is it Jennifer?
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- No.
- Is it Carol?
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It's you!
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Gabriel, what does
this taste like to you?
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- Uh, mushrooms?
- The correct answer was "ass."
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Listen, uh, maybe you should
take the rest of the night off.
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I can't afford to do that.
I have children to feed.
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Not a problem. Grab a couple
steaks, head home and feed 'em.
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[sighs]
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You don't understand.
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The guy at table 4 said
something horrible to me
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when I was telling him about the salmon.
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- What's wrong with the salmon?
- Nothing, the salmon's great!
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- The guy insulted me.
- Oh, that's fine.
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- What did he say?
- He said I was...
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[sniffles]
"a good waitress."
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That's not bad.
Or true. [groans]
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I didn't grow up to
be a "good waitress""
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That was never the plan.
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The plan was to be a psychologist.
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Okay.
You're a young woman.
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- You can still do that.
- Yeah, maybe.
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I'd probably have to
graduate high school first.
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[groans]
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Now all I've got to look
forward to is serving $60 risotto
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to a bunch of smug food Nazis.
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I mean, who are we kidding?
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It's a big, steaming
pile of gooey rice!
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- What did you say?
- Get over yourself, Rudy.
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I saw you at McDonald's
going down on a Big Mac.
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First of all,
it was a Filet-O-Fish.
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- And for you?
- Um, I'd like the, uh...
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[studio audience cheering,
applauding]
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I'd like the, uh,
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the pounded capon with,
uh, lemongrass and thyme.
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Excellent choice.
You know...
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that's a castrated chicken
they beat with a hammer.
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1x01 - Pilot
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MAN [on CD]: Daily affirmations.
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I open my heart and
allow wonderful things
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to flow into my life.
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[sighs] I open my heart
and allow wonderful things
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to flow into my life.
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MAN [on CD]: Forgiving
those who have wronged me
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is a gift I give myself.
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My daughter's an easy lay
and it's not my fault.
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[sighs]
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- Hi.
- I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
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That's okay.
How was work?
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Oh, fun.
I feel guilty taking the money.
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What'd you do tonight?
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Not much.
Did my homework, watched TV.
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Mmm.
Is there a TV on your ceiling?
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What?
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Sit down.
We need to talk.
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[sighs]
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What's up?
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Violet, I can't tell you...
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not to have sex at your age,
because I had sex at your age.
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Mom, I'm not having sex.
[groans]
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Don't lie to the woman
who washes your sheets.
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And in case you've forgotten,
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I got pregnant with you
when I was a teenager.
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And please don't take
this the wrong way:
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- It ruined my life.
- I love you, too, Mom...?
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And I can't tell you not
to drink and smoke pot,
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because my senior yearbook quote was:
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"Let's drink and smoke pot""
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- Can this please be over?
- You don't know how lucky you are.
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My mother never bothered to
talk to me about this stuff.
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- Yeah, this is over.
- Honey, I just don't want you
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to wake up one day and feel bad
'cause you're not a psychologist!
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[door slams]
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Okay, good talk!
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Let's get you back in your own bed.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, sweetie.
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- I waited up for you.
- Thank you.
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[grunts]
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- Violet's boyfriend was over.
- I know.
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They were kissing.
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I'm sure they were.
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They took a shower together.
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Terrific.
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Are you coming to my
talent show tomorrow?
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Tomorrow?
What time?
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11:00.
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Oh, honey, I have to
work the lunch shift.
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It's okay.
I'm not good anyway.
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[sighs]
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Listen, maybe I can get
someone to cover my shift.
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Don't worry about it.
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No, I-I want you to be able
to look out into the audience
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and see me, because that
way you'll know how much I...
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Shh!
Mommy, I'm sleeping.
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Good talk.
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[sighs wearily]
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[knocking on door]
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Hi.
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[sighs with relief]
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You feeling better?
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Oh, yeah.
My home is a real oasis.
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- So, am I in trouble with Chef Rudy?
- He'll be fine.
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He bought an eight ball and
took home the pastry chef.
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Sleeping with your boss.
Who does that?
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Roscoe: Mom...?
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- Yeah, honey?
- I had a bad dream.
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Oh, no, well, um...
why don't you go back to bed
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and I'll come lay down
with you in a second?
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[sighs]
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I'm so sorry.
I owe you one.
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Don't lay there too long.
The sprinklers come on in ten minutes.
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[sprinklers activating]
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[huffs]
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- What the hell?
- Can I help you?
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- What time is the talent show?
- What talent show?
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- There's no talent show today?
- I don't think so.
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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- I lost a day's pay for no reason?
- Maybe we were destined to meet.
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It would definitely be
the high point of my day.
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Psst! Roscoe!
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Hi, Mom.
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What are you doing here?
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- The talent show?
- That's not today.
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- But you said it was!
- Guess I was wrong.
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I guess you were.
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Don't you kids tease him about this.
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[muffled]: Son of a bitch!
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[kids giggling]
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Oh, God, I need a drink.
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Hi, I'm Christy and I'm an alcoholic.
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All: Hi, Christy.
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I've been sober 118 days.
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Oh, don't applaud for that.
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They've been the worst
118 days of my life.
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[all laugh]
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Um... [chuckles]
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The only reason I'm here is because, uh,
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I didn't want to turn into my mother.
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And I did anyway.
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Yeah, I drank like her.
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I went through men like her.
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Um, I was selfish to my kids
just like she was.
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And I didn't know how
to live any other way
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because she was my only role model.
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I mean, some mothers teach
their daughters how to bake.
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Mine taught me how to
beat a cavity search
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and still feel like a lady.
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[all laugh]
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Anyway, thanks for letting me share.
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And I cannot tell you
how comforting it is
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to be in a room with people
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who are just as screwed
up as I am, so...
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Oh, stop it.
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Hi, I'm Jim and I'm an alcoholic.
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All: Hi, Jim.
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Aren't you a little old
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to be blaming all your
problems on your mother?
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, I'm Greg.
May I take your order?
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Hi, Greg. I'm Bonnie and
this is my daughter, Christy.
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- Hi.
- She and I haven't spoken
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in a couple of years, so this
is kind of a big moment for us.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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What can you recommend
for a mother and daughter
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who are reconnecting after
a long, angry silence?
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Um... pie?
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- Mom, please, just order.
- Um, is the mint tea decaffeinated?
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- Yes.
- Do you promise?
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If I have caffeine after
2:00, my sleep in ruined.
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- I promise.
- Okay, Greg, but if I wake up
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in the middle of the
night, I'm calling you.
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Well, I'll-I'll give you my number.
[Greg chuckles]
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[clears throat]
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Um, and for you?
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We have a lovely
selection of local wines.
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I'll have a bottle of each
and a funnel.
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She's kidding. We're both
in Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Mom, it's Alcoholics Anonymous,
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not Alcoholics Tell Your Waiter.
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Water is fine. Here, take
this knife away from me.
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So, when were you going to
tell me you quit drinking?
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Well, I was afraid if I called you,
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I'd just start again.
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Not that you care,
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but I have two years
clean and sober myself.
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You're right; I don't care.
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Well, regardless,
it has really changed my life.
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I have a steady job.
I exercise.
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I'm in a book club!
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I have become the kind of
woman I've always hated.
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It is nice to see you
wearing underwear.
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And not on your head.
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Greg: Here we go.
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Oh, Greg, honey,
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can I trouble you for
some water without ice?
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Ice isn't good for my digestive system.
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- Yeah, of course.
- Really? Ice?
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I think your digestive system
has seen worse than ice.
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Excuse me?
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Mom, I've watched you
lick cocaine crumbs
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out of a shag carpet.
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It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear.
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Okay, here we go.
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Now, I hope that you're
being nice to your mother.
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- Go away, Greg!
- Right.
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Whoa, whoa.
You know, just because you're sober
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doesn't mean you can't take a Xanax.
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Actually, Mom, it sort of does.
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Really?
Maybe I don't have two years.
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And I don't need a Xanax;
I'm doing great.
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Well, that's funny, 'cause
your daughter says you're
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hanging on by your fingernails
and sleeping with your boss.
251
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,920
Wait, when do you talk to Violet?
252
00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:42,523
We talk all the time, and
we're Facebook friends.
253
00:13:42,558 --> 00:13:44,091
I don't want her talking to you.
254
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,927
Well, she has to talk to somebody.
She's sexually active,
255
00:13:46,962 --> 00:13:50,998
drinking, smoking grass.
Sound familiar?
256
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,700
[scoffs]
You're making this about me?
257
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:55,002
No, it's okay.
I have come to understand
258
00:13:55,037 --> 00:13:56,737
that you were the best
daughter you could be.
259
00:13:56,772 --> 00:14:00,174
My job is to forgive you,
which I do.
260
00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:01,809
Oh, my God!
261
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:06,614
- You forgive me?
- I've come a long way.
262
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,985
Excuse me, but if anybody
needs to be forgiven,
263
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,920
it's you, and I don't,
and I never will.
264
00:14:12,955 --> 00:14:14,088
There's hardly a day I can remember
265
00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:16,590
that I didn't come
home to an empty house.
266
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,992
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
267
00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:21,929
While other mothers were cooking
dinner, you were cooking meth.
268
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:25,617
Otherwise known as "working."
269
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,503
I don't want you in my life.
270
00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:32,139
And while you're at it,
stay away from my daughter!
271
00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:34,308
She may need a better
role model than me,
272
00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:36,621
but it's certainly not you.
273
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:43,984
- Is, uh, everything okay?
- My daughter doesn't get me.
274
00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:46,387
Oh. I'm sorry.
275
00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:50,198
What time do you get off work?
I could use a lap to cry on.
276
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,461
[sobbing]
277
00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:55,129
Oh.
278
00:14:57,098 --> 00:15:01,368
Stop crying.
It wasn't an important finger.
279
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,771
This doesn't concern you.
280
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,676
Oh, good, you're still here.
281
00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:11,212
Hey, hi.
This is a surprise.
282
00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:13,347
Yeah, I just really
needed to talk to you.
283
00:15:13,382 --> 00:15:15,015
I am having the worst day.
284
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:17,885
- Hey, you ready to go?
- Yes, dear.
285
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:22,857
Um, Christy,
you know my, uh, wife.
286
00:15:22,892 --> 00:15:26,026
Yeah, hi, Claudia.
Nice to see you again.
287
00:15:26,061 --> 00:15:27,862
It's "Clowdia""
288
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,965
FYI, the ladies' room
needs some attention.
289
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,367
I don't know if that's you, Christy.
290
00:15:33,402 --> 00:15:36,537
It's not,
and it's "Christ-y."
291
00:15:37,474 --> 00:15:39,073
Okay, dear, let's go.
292
00:15:39,108 --> 00:15:41,308
- Bye.
- Yeah.
293
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,450
Don't serve the soup.
294
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:57,057
- Hey, Mom. Dad's here!
- Yo, yo, baby mama.
295
00:15:58,092 --> 00:15:59,693
What do you want, Baxter?
296
00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:02,029
A father can't visit his son?
297
00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:05,099
Not when he's six months
behind on child support,
298
00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:09,103
but you're welcome to wave
at him through the window.
299
00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:11,305
Be right back, Roscoe.
300
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:14,141
Don't be afraid to hit
the hookers with a bat.
301
00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:20,081
I think I may have found a way
to pay you your child support.
302
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:23,951
Trust me, Baxter,
you can't sell that much semen.
303
00:16:23,986 --> 00:16:26,720
I know. I tried.
304
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:31,926
So, here's the deal:
I know a guy who can hook me up
305
00:16:31,961 --> 00:16:34,795
with a couple of kilos
of premium Sonoma Kush.
306
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,865
All I need is $2,000...
307
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,769
...from you.
308
00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:45,473
Just so I'm clear:
You want to pay child support
309
00:16:45,508 --> 00:16:48,142
by borrowing money from
me so you can buy pot?
310
00:16:48,177 --> 00:16:50,845
[laughing]: No.
So I can sell pot.
311
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:56,217
There's no money in buying pot.
I know. I tried.
312
00:16:57,118 --> 00:16:58,619
Luke: Oh.
313
00:16:58,654 --> 00:17:00,921
Hey. Hello.
314
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:04,925
- What are you doing here?
- Um...
315
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,161
studying...?
316
00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:10,464
You let Violet have boys
over while you're gone?
317
00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:13,968
No, I do not, and don't worry
about her, she's not your kid.
318
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:17,204
I know, but this sets
a bad example for Roscoe.
319
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,741
Oh, you're worried
about setting a bad example?
320
00:17:20,776 --> 00:17:22,827
You had Roscoe pee into a sippy cup
321
00:17:22,828 --> 00:17:24,879
so you could pass a drug test.
322
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:27,148
And it worked.
323
00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:30,317
[knocking on door]
324
00:17:30,352 --> 00:17:33,754
I like bananas.
They have their own carrying case.
325
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,158
You know I can't divorce Claudia.
326
00:17:37,193 --> 00:17:39,193
Her father owns the restaurant;
327
00:17:39,228 --> 00:17:40,895
I'm pretty sure he'd
fire me, and then what?
328
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,797
I was an English major.
[sighs]
329
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:47,334
I can't believe you're
sleeping with that loser.
330
00:17:47,369 --> 00:17:49,270
I can't believe you're
sleeping with this loser!
331
00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:51,806
Hey, we were mostly studying.
332
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:54,608
Shut up, Luke.
I love him.
333
00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:58,679
- Please, I used to love him!
- She did.
334
00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:02,950
Mom, Luke and I have been
together for, like, a year.
335
00:18:02,985 --> 00:18:06,020
You only started noticing
when you stopped drinking.
336
00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,522
[sighs]
337
00:18:08,557 --> 00:18:09,690
You're right.
338
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:11,392
I-I haven't been a very good mother,
339
00:18:11,427 --> 00:18:14,261
- and I'm sorry, but...
- But what?
340
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:15,996
[scoffs]
341
00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:17,598
You want me to forgive you?
342
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,701
Oh, God, would you?
That'd be awesome!
343
00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:22,970
Why should I forgive you
344
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,972
when you can't even
forgive your own mother?
345
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,941
- That's different.
- How?
346
00:18:26,976 --> 00:18:28,976
[both scoff]
347
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,815
Okay.
348
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,817
[wry laugh]
349
00:18:36,852 --> 00:18:38,786
Okay...
[clears throat]
350
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,192
[sighs]
351
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,861
Hello, Mom, it's Christy.
352
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,330
Yeah, yeah,
today was a blast.
353
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,334
Listen...
354
00:18:53,369 --> 00:18:55,870
I just want you to know
355
00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:59,874
that I forgive you
for everything you did
356
00:18:59,909 --> 00:19:02,176
when I was growing up.
357
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:07,281
I get, now, that
you did the best you could...
358
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,252
...just like I'm doing.
359
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,356
And...
360
00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:16,784
I hope that you and I can
361
00:19:16,785 --> 00:19:21,061
wipe the slate clean
and start over.
362
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:26,901
No, I did not take
a Xanax from your purse!
363
00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:31,105
Listen, I gotta go.
Yeah, talk soon.
364
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,273
[sighs]
365
00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:35,209
There.
I've forgiven my mother.
366
00:19:35,244 --> 00:19:39,613
- Are we good?
- It's not that easy.
367
00:19:39,648 --> 00:19:42,750
Oh, come on!
Like me!
368
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:43,784
[door shuts]
369
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:44,919
Roscoe: Hey, Dad!
370
00:19:44,954 --> 00:19:46,787
If you hit the hookers enough times,
371
00:19:46,822 --> 00:19:49,457
they give you your money back!
372
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:55,696
Smart kid.
That's my semen at work.
373
00:19:57,398 --> 00:19:59,166
[sighs]
374
00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:03,170
- You still living in that red van?
- Yep.
375
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:05,606
Looks like your house is being towed.
376
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:09,310
Oh, no,
my cleaning lady's in there.
377
00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,382
What a day, huh?
378
00:20:24,447 --> 00:20:27,082
[giggling]
379
00:20:28,116 --> 00:20:29,150
Hello...?
380
00:20:29,185 --> 00:20:31,786
- Oh, hi, Mom.
- Hello, sweetie.
381
00:20:31,821 --> 00:20:33,188
What are you doing here?
382
00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:35,156
I just thought I'd help
out while you were at work.
383
00:20:35,191 --> 00:20:36,091
You know, clean slate.
384
00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:38,526
- You didn't have to do that.
- Yeah, she did.
385
00:20:38,561 --> 00:20:39,761
Bonnie made Roscoe
and me hot dinner.
386
00:20:39,796 --> 00:20:43,131
- Yeah, but I...
- It was hot, Mom!
387
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,134
Like on TV.
388
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:48,303
Night, Bonnie.
389
00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:49,537
[chuckles]
390
00:20:49,572 --> 00:20:50,672
Both: Mwah.
391
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,140
[both chuckles]
392
00:20:57,445 --> 00:21:01,182
- She calls you Bonnie?
- We're like sisters.
393
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:03,418
You hungry?
394
00:21:03,453 --> 00:21:05,820
No, thanks. I ate at the restaurant.
395
00:21:05,855 --> 00:21:08,681
How about some tea?
396
00:21:08,682 --> 00:21:09,624
Okay.
397
00:21:11,025 --> 00:21:12,761
[sighs]
398
00:21:12,796 --> 00:21:15,797
I'm so glad
you and I have a chance to
399
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,198
start over.
400
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,234
Forgive me,
but I'm not quite there yet.
401
00:21:19,269 --> 00:21:22,038
Of course I forgive you.
402
00:21:24,054 --> 00:21:26,770
[sighs]
You know... {*trnscr}
403
00:21:26,771 --> 00:21:30,219
I apologized for beeing
a crappy daughter.
404
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:35,765
- So, anything you wanna say to me...
- I love you with all my heart.
405
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,557
And?
406
00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:39,997
And... from now on, I'm going
407
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:43,032
to be the kind of mother you deserve.
408
00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:45,464
This is the start of a new chapter.
409
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:48,364
[bell rings]
Oh, it's my date!
410
00:21:50,107 --> 00:21:52,410
New chapter, same book.
411
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,689
- Ready to go?
- Let me just get my bag.
412
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:59,159
You remember our waiter Greg?
413
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,690
Hi, new dad!
414
00:22:02,976 --> 00:22:05,800
Please stop.
He's way to young for me.
415
00:22:06,136 --> 00:22:08,339
And he's...
[whispers] married.
416
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:11,862
Married?
What a whore.
417
00:22:14,756 --> 00:22:15,831
Oh, I almost forgot.
418
00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:17,592
Your daughter think
she might be pregnant.
419
00:22:17,592 --> 00:22:20,077
Call me, if you need me.
420
00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:23,906
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