All language subtitles for Charmed.S03E02.WEBRip

PRUE:
She's gonna choose you.

Is not.

You get to hang out
with her a lot more.

You've known her longer--
I mean, there was

that whole bonding time
before I was even born.

Okay, she was one
and I was three--

what did we bond over,
diapers and drooling?

What are those?
They're glasses

so we can watch the eclipse.
They're very cool.

I made you a pair, too.
Yay!

Thank you.

Oh, good, you're home.
Hey.

So, um...
We were sort of

hoping that you could
settle something for us.

Sure. Anything to get my mind
off weddings.

What?

Nothing.
No, come on, what?

Okay, uh, well,

we were kind of wondering
who you were gonna have

as your maid of honor.

Oh. Well,
let me think about it.

I'm... not allowed to invite
anybody or have a cake

or a band

or flowers,

so what makes you think

I'll be able tohave
a maid of honor?

Oh, honey,
it's not that bad.

It's not like I'm
some girly-girl

who wants, like,
a fairy tale wedding,

but I just thought there
would be some things

that would be givens.

Like fighting
with the caterer

and agonizing over
who makes the final cut
on the guest list?

Even those, I just...
I just want to be able
to celebrate a little.

All right, maybe you're not
getting your dream wedding,

but you are getting
your dream guy.

(sighs)

Leo!

Shh!

(whispers):
Leo!

I hate to be
the bearer of bad news.

Could you possibly be
the bearer of a big hug?

Not after
what I just...

found out.

They want
an answer, Piper,

about us.

Either there isn't any us,
or you guys get a new lighter.

We have till tomorrow
night to decide.

Tomorrow night?
That's insane.

Look, there is, uh,
door number three.

We can try and pull this off
by tomorrow night, and if we do,

it's binding,
and they can't even
break that apart.

Yeah, but if they find out,
they can breakusapart

into a thousand little pieces.

Excuse me?

I believe the term
he used was

"unspeakable wrath, the likes of
which you can't even imagine."

LEO:
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.

We would be taking
a huge risk.

And until
they get an answer,

they are gonna be
listening very closely.

So any talk ofit
to any use of the "W" word...

PRUE:
I hate to be the detail police

but, I mean, how are we
gonna hide it from them

when we're on
their, like,

their supernatural redial?

They're always
gonna be tuning in.

Phoebe, did you
find anything

inThe Book of Shadows

about how to hide this?
No, nothing.

I'm sorry, I'm still on the
"unspeakable wrath" part.

I mean, is that just
the bride and groom,

or does it also
include bridesmaids?

Phoebe.
What?

I mean, there must be
some real reason

that this merging
is so forbidden.

They are hard-core
against it.

Yeah, well,
rules are meant to be broken.

Yeah, but bodies weren't.

And neither were hearts.

Leo, are you sure
there's a way

we can do this without
getting caught?

If there is,
we'll find it.

Just be extra careful.

Speak in code,
and especially avoid

using words like, you know...

Hm?

(hums "Wedding March")

Mm-hmm.

Right. You should go.

The less time you spend
here is probably better.

And we probably shouldn't
do that, either.

Soon.

Yeah.

Why aretheyso hell-bent

on seeing each one of us
so very, very alone?

(groans)

(meowing, hissing,
squeaking in distance)

Kit?

(meowing)
(squeaking)

(Kit snarling)
Kit! Leave that alone!

Bad kitty!

(meows)

(squeaks)

(gasps)
Good, kitty.

(Kit meows)

So, are you afraid of me?
No, are you planning

on sprouting horns,
growing fangs and eating us?

If you work for him,
I'll do worse than that.

Which "him"
are you referring to?

PIPER:
Okay, hi.

Not that I don't enjoy
the verbal ping-pong here,

but we do have that other thing

we need to figure out
kind of quickly,

so let's cut
to the chase.

Are we helping
or fighting?

What you saw happen to me
didn't scare you?

If I had a dollar
for every time an owl

turned into a hot guy
on our porch, I'd be r-r...

We've seen worse.

PRUE:
If you're not here

to kill us, apparently,
we're supposed to help you.

The only help you can give
is allowing me to leave.

(low growling)

PRUE:
I think it's pretty obvious,

don't you,
that we're pretty familiar

with the world of magic.

We're sort of
on the same team here.

Look, the last thing
I need in my life

right now is more magic.

I don't think
you understand.

No, you're right,
I don't understand.

Because I stopped understanding
when he cursed me

and took my life away from me.

The only thing
I do understand is loss,

and the only thing I want
is revenge.

Who did this to you?

Was it a magician,
a sorcerer?

He was my boss.

PRUE:
If you could just give us

some time, I'm sure
we could figure out...

Look, I lost enough time already
when your cat dragged me here.

Look, I only have
12 hours,

and tomorrow at sunrise,
I am airborne again.

I won't-- no, I...

Ican't...last another day

repeating the same cycle.

Tonight this thing ends.

His life, and I hope the curse
that goes along with it.

Just give us
30 seconds, please.

It starts now.

Okay, there are some
of my boyfriend's
clothes over there.

Why don't you dress
while we huddle.

Well, he definitely has
that whole tortured-
innocent thing going on.

Yeah, but we're kind of
busy and, uh, he doesn't seem

to want our help.
PRUE: Been there, saved that.

It wouldn't be the first time.

All right, you get ready
just in case he decides to bolt.

All right,
here's what we're gonna...

PIPER:
Oh.

Well, he's gone.
That's too bad.

(scoffs):
Piper, we can't just
ignore this.

He was brought to
us for a reason.

Yes, but we have to find a way
to hide the w-w-w-

w-w-w...

rutabaga...

...before they catch on.

The rutabaga?

It's a code word
for the thing

we're not supposed
to talk about.

(hums
"Wedding March")

(hums loudly)

Oh. The rutabaga.
Yes.

So let's do
the divide-and-conquer
thing, okay? Great.

PRUE: I'll look
PRUE: I'll look
The Book of Shadows

and try and scry
with this owl feather.

You guys see what
you can come up with

for Piper's rutabaga.

Uh, maybe I should stay here
and help you?

Phoebe, Piper needs your help

just as much as
the innocent does,
maybe more.

I'm fully aware
that we're supposed to
protect the innocent.

These are the rules
that we live by now.

I'm just not so sure
we should be helping
Piper break them.

I don't get it,
if our ancient compilation

of spells, witchcraft
and rituals can't help us,

what makes you think
Martha Stewart can?

You know what I don't get,
is why you're giving me

such a hard time
about this.

Weren't you the same
girl that was pushing
me to say yes?

If you didn't think
I should have

a rutabaga, then you
should have said so, maybe,

like, a long time ago.
Ding-ding. Back to your corners.

Hi.

Phoebe. And...?

Uh...

Piper.
Piper.

Right.

Mm-hmm.

Assistant district attorney,

we have to stop meeting
like this.

You better be careful-- a guy
might think he's being followed.

Youbetter
be careful,

or a girl might think
her sister's getting

a really cheesy
pickup line.

Um... so, what brings you

all the way
across town?

I needed some source material
on a forensic psychology case.

Oh, well, I can see you're
making a lot of progress.

Yeah.

(Phoebe laughing)

Here's the info
on forensic psychology

you requested.
Thanks.

Oh-ho, embarrassed,
party of one.

Next customer, please.

No. (laughing)

COLE:
So who's

the lucky guy?
Or, more importantly,

who's the lucky sister?
Me.

Me.

Me... Mimi.

Our cousin.

Our cousin Mimi.

Good old cousin Mimi.
(chuckles)

Love her.

Well, I should
probably get going.

I've sort of
got plans

to accidentally bump
into another eyewitness

over at the Gas 'n Sip's.

(laughs):
Cute.

I get cuter.

We go now.

(sighs):
Got to go.

(chuckles)

We made another
killing today.

When you told the traders
to buy at 54 and a quarter

they were a little sketchy.

30 minutes later,
everybody's rich, and
they're worshipping you

like a god.

Magic does take a bit
of the risk out of
playing the market.

Unfortunately,
not all my risks

have paid out like
they were supposed to.

You've heard it, too?

That screech.

It reeks of despair.

He's near, circling.

He longs for her like I do.

Well, give it time.

I sought the magic
so I wouldn't have to.

It has been two months--

the curse should have
broken them by now!

(heavy sigh)

All this means nothing
if I can't have what I want.

And I want her.

Dismissed.

I am gonna cut out your heart
like you cut out mine!

Christopher...
I'm impressed.

In our time apart,
you've gone and
discovered courage.

Would you like
to borrow some?

No, thanks, I'm
trying to cut down.

I have to say,
I'm a bit surprised

to see you've managed
to come so close.

Note to self:
chat with security.

Well, a bird's-eye view gives
a man a different perspective,

different strategies.
Ah... yes, the curse.

So, tell me,

does absence make
the heart grow fonder?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Do you really think
that killing me will
ease your pain?

All that will do
is ensure that the
curse lasts forever.

You rang?

What's it gonna be, Chris?

You've got the wrong plan.

The only way
your curse ends
ends is if she

gives herself to me.

But, ah,

is he telling the truth?

I'll let you in
on a little secret:

I never bluff,

and he rarely misses.

Find him
and kill him.

And if you haven't by sunrise,
kill every owl you see!

Hey, I hope you guys had
better luck than I did.

PIPER:
Not really.

I ended up with
the wrong books.

And, uh...

well, Phoebe, almost got lucky

right there in the store.

Ha, ha.
So you didn't find anything?

No, it's just
that the pieces

don't really seem
to fit, you know.

I mean, I can understand cursing
someone to be an animal,

but why for only half
of the day?

And we don't know
where he went, right?

PRUE:
No, I tried scrying
with the owl feather,

but it must not work
while he's human.

I found something.

On the curse?

Uh, no, about the, um...

rutabaga.

It's a ritual that's like a
rutabaga but it's called, um...

Oh yeah, that handf...

BOTH:
Shh! Shh!

PIPER:
The reason we write

the bad words is so that we
don't say the bad words.

Wait a minute,
I thought

you said you looked in the book

and couldn't find anything
to help me?

Uh, yeah,

well, it said that we needed
a high priestess

and since we don't
have one of those,

I just sort of figured

why even mention it.

Besides, I couldn't find
anything in there

about how to hide it from them

and since that's really
the most important part,

so that we don't have
to feel the, um...

I think you can say
those words.

Uh, I was hoping
writing them down

would help us
remember them.

Um...

I'm just worried

that if you go through with it,
it's going to be too dangerous

and that maybe,

um...

This is really hard
for me to say,

but, uh, maybe you're being
a little selfish?

Selfish?

Yeah, because what if
your rutabaga

keeps us from doing our job?

Keeps us from saving
innocent people?

I mean what
happens then?

Uh, yeah, but what about me?

I mean,

maybe you're right,
maybe I am being selfish,

but what's wrong with that?

I mean, when do we get to do
something for ourselves?

Haven't you ever wondered that,
or wanted that?

Yeah, absolutely,

but not at the expense
of hurting other people,

or each other.

PIPER:
Is that what

you're afraid of, getting hurt?

No, Piper, I'm afraid

that you'renotafraid
of getting hurt.

I've been through more pain in
the past two years

than you can imagine,

and this is the only way
to stop that.

Now I'd like to do
the right thing,

but...

I also want to be with him.

(gasps)

(snarling)

PRUE:
What is it?

Our innocent.

And I think

he was being attacked
by a coyote or a wolf.

(wolf howling)

PHOEBE:
All right, wait a minute.

I think that this looks
like the place, sort of.

That's funny,

I remember it looking like

the right place sort of

three hours ago!

Okay look, if you wanted
a supernatural LoJack

you came to the wrong witch.

Oh.

Wait, look.

That is where Christopher
was standing

in my premonition.

PIPER:
Uh-huh.

(wolf growling)

Shh, shh, shh.

What was that?

There he is.

Hey!

(screaming)

No!
PHOEBE: Okay, Piper, hurry up,

freeze him.

Wait.

We don't have much time my love.
Someone's coming.

He's not attacking him.

(screeching)

Wait.

Christopher wanted us
to talk to you.

He does?

I'm vamping. It's the only way
to get her to stop.

Look, we met him
last night.

Right before he went
after the sorcerer.

We tried to stop him,
but without your help--

he'll do it again.

And we both know what will
happen if he does.

He'll die.

How do I know that you
aren't working for him?

You don't.

You guys can't
do it alone.

So you're just going
to have to trust us.

Trust is earned.

Okay, I hate to
break up the whole

getting-to-know-you
portion of the program,

but what did Christopher mean
when he said someone was coming?

BROOKE:
If Christopher
went after him,

then he must have sent
someone after us.

Why?

Because he fell in love with me.

This... this curse

is my punishment for not
returning that love.

So woman by day

and wolf by night?

(owl screeching)

He's warning me.

We have to go.

PIPER:
Huh?

All right.

(gasps)

Where is he?

That's the least
of your problems.

Have we earned
your trust yet?

Come on.

I swear to God I've seen
this in a movie somewhere.

Uh, Pheebs?

Upstairs,
Book of Shadows,

curse search,
way ahead of you.

Okay, you and I are going
to go to the kitchen.

I'm fine really, let me help.

Look, you are
tired and hungry.

Please, just let me help.

All right.

Want to take
a Wiccan time out

and do the crossword puzzle?

Piper, uh, about what
I said before--

I didn't mean for...

Yes, you did.

You never say anything
you don't mean.

You keep saying

that it isn't like
what you'd imagined.

And I do understand
your side of it.

I mean, I have never seen anyone
look at you the way Leo does,

and that is beautiful,
and you deserve that,

but I still...

I, um...

I can't say that it's right.

And I wish
that I were wrong.

And it's important
that you know that.

The problem is you're not.

There's truth to it--
to what you said.

I can't deny that.

So, unless both Prue
and you approve it,

I won't go through with it.

(sighs)

We used to leave
each other notes.

When this...

when this first happened,

I'd find them at sunrise
and I'd know,

I'd remember all the reasons
I loved him.

And then...

The letters stopped.

There's a limit
you know,

To how much
any person can take.

I keep wondering.

(owl screeching)

You keep asking yourself...

Shouldn't love
conquer all?

You know this isn't fair.

I mean it's hard enough
to find somebody

that you can spend
the rest of your life with,

but when you constantly
have magic meddling,

I am so sick of it.

I mean I've been
through it,

you're going through it
and now Brooke.

What love can't conquer,
we will.

For everybody but ourselves.

Honey...

the day's not over yet.

(clearing throat)

We're going to need
your help

if you want this to end

happily ever after.

I know I could use
a happy ending.

Do you come bearing gifts?

I come bearing victory.

That's an awfully small bag
for awfully large prey.

If you killed
the right bird,

we'd be looking at a dead human
bleeding on my floor right now.

You're foolish...

or deceitful.

Either way, you failed.

He had help.

From whom?

A pigeon perhaps?

Maybe a penguin to the rescue?

Witches!

And now they're with her.

But their choice in company
is not relevant.

The fact that
he still lives

is!

I wanted blood on my hands.

I don't have his

so I guess I'll have
to take yours.

(screaming)

(voice echoing):
Clean up, aisle 2.

Congratulations.

You've just been promoted.

(hoots)

I took a job.

It was an established firm

with a reputation for
promoting from within.

My boss was
this odd man.

I'd worked for
nightmares before,

but nothing
like this.

He made moves.

I made things clear.

He made me this.

To keep you away
from Christopher?

He said, if he couldn't have me,
no one would.

Until there was a night
within a day...

or until I give in.

I never
thought...

Magic was for kids' parties.
It wasn't real.

I didn't know.

We're still kind of getting used
to it ourselves.

But this... this is my fault.

No. You said yes to a job,
not to a man.

But Christopher is being
punished because of me.

I did this
to him.

That's not what he said.

He doesn't
blame you for anything.

And he said..

How strong you are.

He said that?

He said
that it's

your strength that
he first fell in love with.

And he just needs

to know that you're not going
to give that up.

(screeching)

Anything. Anything!

I curse you. You curse me.

Let's get together
and do a little cursing.

Whoa!

Okay. All right.

You know, I specifically
asked for a...

WOMAN:
You asked for an answer.

There it is.

I know that voice.

Well, I should hope so.

Yours came through
loud and clear, so...

here I am.

Grams!

Oh... I would
hug you but...

I know.

It's just good to be here.

Yeah. And not that
I'm not thrilled by that fact,

but a little fuzzy
on the why.

You need
guidance.

Some advice on
a certain sister
situation?

Am I getting warm?

Red hot. But wait a minute.

If you know,
that means that they know.

And if they know, we are f...

Fine.

Anyway,

I'm beyond them now.

Secret's safe with me.

But what about you, Phoebe?

Do you want to tell me

about that nagging concern

you have
in your gut?

That's no fair.

You have afterlife advantage.

I also know you, Phoebe.

Talk to me.

Okay.

Um...

I want to be able
to support Piper in this.

I want
to look at her,

and I want to say go for it.
But...

what if her
and Leo get

rutabaga... ed,

and they find out?

And then something horrible
happens to them?

I mean, look at what happened
to Mom and her special friend.

And, I hate
to go skipping

down Selfish Road,

but what if, by association...

You or Prue get hurt?

Yeah.

I want to be
supportive
to her, Grams--

I really do--
but everything in my heart

is telling me that it's wrong.

All valid
points.

But logic and reason go out the
window when love gets involved.

Yes. I know that, but...

GRAMS:
The Charmed Ones

are destined for greatness,

but that fact doesn't
keep a girl warm

on a cold winter's night.

So, add a blanket.

Grams, I can't believe
you're saying this.

I'm saying
what I know.

I remember the loneliness
all too well.

You were married four times.

Well, that's because
I never found true love,

but maybe Piper has.

And when
the time

comes for them
to make it official,

they'll feel it.

(whispers):
They'll know.

PIPER:
Phoebe?!

Coming!

Thank you.

(screams)

(Piper gasps)

(women gasping)

(groans)

Phoebes, a little help
here, please?

Okay.

Ooh!

Aah! Okay.

He could have killed me!

Us.
PRUE: Now the question is,

why didn't he?

Because I don't wantyou.

I want
the bird.

Where is he hiding?!
BROOKE: No!

(gasps)

(squawks)

(bow firing, screaming)

(screams)

(Brooke gasping)

(crying):
Oh, no, boy.

Baby.

(panting)

BROOKE:
Baby.

Oh, baby.

PRUE:
He's gonna
be all right.

I know that's the right thing
for you to say,

but you don't know that.

Now all I can do
is watch him die.

No, we can do a lot more
than that.

You know I can't, not now.

Not while they're watching.

Piper, this has absolutely
nothing to do with us,

and everything
to do with an innocent.

(inhales and exhales deeply)

Leo, we, uh...
LEO: I know.

They told me
about the bad guys.

Uh, the vanquishing talk
caught their ears,

not the other thing.

Leo's a healer.

(sighs)

I can't heal animals.

Well, we can't take him
to the vet.

He's not exactly an animal.

(whimpers)

He is until sunset.

So, you're saying
we have to wait.

(Brooke crying)

I'm sorry.

(Brooke crying,
doorbell rings)

You'll be
all right.

(Brooke crying)

1329 Prescott Street.

On the receipt.

In the bag.

It was there.

That sounded much better
in my head.

(laughs)

They gave you our books,

and you thought
you'd drop them by.

That wasn't so hard
when you said it.

(laughs)

Hmm.

I actually need the ones
I bought,

so if you
don't mind, I'd...?

(laughs)

Of course you do.

Okay.

Um, actually, uh,

you know,

my sisters sort of
got into it today,

so the place is a disaster,

looks like a bomb
went off, you know.

So, if you don't mind
just waiting here,

that would be great.

Hi.

(laughs)

Here.

So,

are you going back
to the office?

Justice must be served, right?

Oh, tell me about it.

LEO:
Phoebe, everything okay?

Um...

LEO:
I was, uh,
starting to get

worried. Hey.
Yeah.

Um, Cole, Leo.

Leo, Cole.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure.

LEO:
Sorry to, uh...

No, no. I was, uh, just leaving.

Really need to take care
of some business.

(door closes)

White Lighters
always were messy.

Report this.

Did you ever think...

Did you ever consider that...

maybe it wasn't meant to be?

I mean, things happen
for a reason right?

Maybe it's not
worth the risk
to be together.

BROOKE:
If you don't take the risk

for love, then...

then why do you take it for?

(Phoebe clearing her throat)

PIPER:
Leo,

wait!

Leo...

wait!

You can't do that.

You cannot come
into the end of
a conversation

and assume that
you know everything.

All right, let's pretend

that I don't
know anything then,

and explain it to me.

I wasn't questioning you.

I was questioning our decision.

Then askmeyour questions.

Don't you think I would like to?

Honestly,

I don't know
what you're thinking.

Well, what I'm thinking is,

maybe Phoebe is right.

Maybe we're being selfish.

Our decision

affects other people.

Other people
that I happen to love.

LEO:
I love them

too, Piper.
I know.

I know that.

Look, you are the last person

I want to be fighting with
right now.

Then let's stop.

Leo, if we get...

If you and...

Okay, let me try that again.

Brooke and Christopher
love each other very much.

But in the end,
that didn't matter.

We haven't reached the end yet.

Have a little faith.

Look, don't you think
this scares me, too?

Don't you think
that I havemydoubts?

Do you?

Of course, I do.

What-What I'm trying to say is,

I know
what Christopher must feel.

You know, al-always
worried about the timing,

about how he has
to live his life.

Knowing what his true feelings
are, but unable to share those

with the one person
that he has them for.

She knows.

But it doesn't fix everything.

PHOEBE:
You've got
to give it a chance.

Logic and reason
go out the window

when love gets involved.

Wait a minute, I thought

you said that...

Yeah, well,
I got a long-distance call

with some really good advice.

But we still
haven't figured out
how to pull it off.

When the time's right,
you'll know.

(crying)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I can't let you die.

Please forgive me.

(squawks)

Please forgive me.

PIPER:
That's, uh...

quite a turnaround
for you, sis.

Who's your
new confidante?

Huh?

I think she means

your advice giver?

Uh, it was just...

Oh, my God!

Nice try Phoebes,
but the distraction technique

stopped working
in third grade.

No, it's not a technique.

It's an eclipse. Look at it.

No, wait!

Don't look at it.

Trust me.

I totally forgot that
the eclipse was to... day.

"A night within a day."

I'm sorry, please repeat?

The curse.

The eclipse.
"Until a night within a day."

Isn't that what
Brooke said?

(cry of pain)

That's what's gonna
break the curse.

Prue! It's happening.

(gasping)

Leo, it just happened.

Please help him.

This proves
the theory.

It's the eclipse.

Whoa, you're not
going anywhere.

Brooke...

Look, just rest, okay?

We'll tell her while we...

You can't. She's gone.

What do you mean
she's gone?

She was in the
kitchen when I left.

She's gone to him, hasn't she?

All right.

We'll handle it
while Leo works on you.

Thank you.

PIPER:
I don't understand.

Why would
Brooke go to him?

She didn't trust that you
would be able to save me,

but she knows that she can.

How?
The curse.

If at any time she agrees
to be with him,

and seals that pledge
with a kiss...

She'll be forever bound.

PHOEBE:
But the eclipse changes that.

Yeah, but she doesn't know that.

If he's off the radar,
then he's more than failed,

which leaves the space open
for one of you to fill,

and you do that
by killing the owl!

I was hoping
you would take me instead.

BROOKE:
Aren't you going to kiss me?

Brooke, I may be
cheap but I'm not easy.

No, wait.

Yes, I am.

You're only doing this
to save him, aren't you?

That's okay.

It's quite obvious.

You know what?

I don't care.

You'll grow to love me.

I have your assurance
that Christopher

will not be
harmed again?

You have my love.

Isn't that enough?

(buzz of conversation)

T minus and counting.

And we get to break
into Attica.

PHOEBE:
Well, we do have other choices.

We can climb the roof
or see if there's

a convenient
and unguarded side entrance,

or we could
use the Wonder Twin powers.

Whoa.

Oof.

I don't feel so...

What is it?

I don't know, I don't have

a good feeling about this.

Wait a minute.

I take that back.

I do have a good feeling about
it, about... something.

I feel all warm and... fuzzy.

Is it your stomach?

No. It's, it's...

...here.

"When the time is right,
you'll know..." Oh, my God.

The time is right.

The time for what?

The, uh... the wed...
the... rutabaga...

It's gotta be
the eclipse.

If we can't look up,
that must mean

that they can't look down.

Oh! Oh! Oh. Ooh.

This is it.

This is it. Okay,

all we have to do is,
uh, get home and...

And do the ritual
and let Leo know

and call the florist
and we gotta d-d...

What's... what?

We've gotta get to Brooke.

PHOEBE:
Right, we've gotta get

to Brooke, and then

we gotta get home.

PIPER:
No,

we only have time for one.

So we either save Brooke...

CHRISTOPHER:
Piper, go home.

Of all people, I understand this
all right, and so would Brooke.

I can handle
this on my own.

No.

All right.

We go in the front.

Oh, look,
it's the Girl Scouts.

Set your Thin Mints down
on the table and leave

before you get yourselves hurt.

Let her go.

I have no fear of witches.

Maybe not, but
how do you feel
about true love?

That's not possible.

If I can't have her,
no one will.

Whoa!

Anyone got a vanquish
in their pocket?

Oh, let's not get rid
of him just yet.

I want him to watch this
for a little bit.

Okay, go ahead.

Oh...
(screaming)

I don't know
what to say.

How can we thank you?

You already have.

PHOEBE:
Oh, Piper.

I think I have a solution
to the whole

maid-of-honor thing.

Oh, me, too.

What about our distinct lack
of a high priestess?

Would you please

just letmeworry about that.

GRAMS:
Girls, your
high priestess is waiting.

Unfortunately,
the eclipse is not.

Now, let's move it.

That would be your
cue, maids of honor.

(Pachebel's
"Canon in D" playing)

You look beautiful.

I know it's not exactly
how you wanted it.

But it's exactly
what I wanted.

(Leo gasps and groans)

(anguished cries)

Grams, how can this happen?

What did we do?

Listen to me, darling.

It's going to be okay.