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Well, that finishes our segment on home
safety. l hope you learned something.
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l know l have.
Next time, we'll use a fireproof sign.
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l'll call our insurance adjuster.
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- lt's on the speed dial, number eight.
- Oh, really?
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Well, it's time to dip
into the old mail bag, Al.
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That's right. And our first letter
is from ''Perplexed in Petoskey.''
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Ah, Petoskey. They have that beautiful
tire parade and pickle festival.
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Gherkins and whitewalls. Love that.
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OK. ''l tried to install
some dowels in an oak shelf unit.
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They expanded and wouldn't fit
in the holes. What can l do?''
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Most people don't know,
but you can shrink a dowel
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if you put it in the microwave
for two minutes.
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That's true. And then just
sprinkle a little cheddar on top,
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you'll have a nice
oak-aroni and cheese.
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You want to keep a lookout
for Al's new book, Cooking with Lumber.
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OK. Uh, this is
from ''Flummoxed in Fenwick.''
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Fenwick. That's a great place.
They have the National Earmuff Museum.
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lt's open late July through early August
because otherwise they're wearing them.
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''l'm getting my driver's license
this year. l know a lot about cars.
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But l'd like to learn even more.
l think if my parents bought me my own,
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it would be a great educational
experience. What do you think?''
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Well, l think, uh, cars are expensive,
especially for a teenager.
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- So, l'd have to say...
- Yes! Yes!
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...Brad, if you want a car,
you get a job. All right, pal?
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l might not have much experience, sir,
but l'm a fast learner.
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And if you hire me,
l know you won't regret it.
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Sorry, kid.
You're not what we're looking for.
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[sighs] What was wrong this time?
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You just don't have the sophistication
to work at the Wiener Barn.
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Working on that job interview?
How's it going?
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Ah, it's going all right. lt's just
a part-time job selling wieners.
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Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You back that wiener wagon
right back up.
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There's no such thing as ''just a job.''
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Someone's paying you for something,
take it seriously.
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Dad, he'd be in charge of relish.
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Here's a tip.
Compliment them on their sauerkraut.
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Tell them it's right up there with
the kraut burrito at Casa de Bratwurst.
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Won't he see right
through me if l kiss up?
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[scoffs] Excuse me.
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The guy's the manager of a Wiener Barn.
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How sharp can the guy be?
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Can you help me?
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Can anybody really help anybody?
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We're all alone. And then we die.
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lt's time for my break.
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That's unbelievable. l've taken
one ten-minute break in my life.
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The doctor put that plaster cast on me
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and l was back at work
before the plaster dried.
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Just like my dad.
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- l'm Rob. l own the place.
- Brad. Nice to meet you.
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What can l do for you, Brad?
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l'm a little early for my
job interview across the mall,
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l thought l'd check out your snowboards.
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Snowboarding. That's how
l ended up in my second body cast.
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On the up side, l ended up
selling the entire surgical team
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a fleet of kayaks.
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Excuse me, Brad.
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There's a beautiful woman there
looking at a $1 ,500 bicycle.
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l love this job.
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- Well, hidy-ho, Taylor lad.
- Hey, Wilson.
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So, what brings you
to this indoor amalgam of vendors,
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colloquially known as ''the mall?''
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l'm killing time before my
job interview at the Wiener Barn.
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What are you doing?
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Well, Brad,
l'm on a quest for a new hobby.
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l've narrowed it down
to either channeling Aztec spirits...
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...or rollerblading.
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Brad, do you know anything
about these skates?
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Sure do.
These softer ones are for indoor.
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These harder, faster ones
are for outdoor.
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The bearings are rated by ABEC numbers
that go from one to 1 2. Most use three.
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Well, l don't know, Brad. Maybe
channeling Aztec spirits is a lot safer.
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Aren't the Aztecs the ones that cut
the hearts out of people still alive?
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[gulps]
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l'm gonna go
for those Turbo Roller 2000s.
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You know,
they're on sale over at Larson's.
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Really? Well, maybe l'll
go over there and take a gander.
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- Good luck with that Wiener Barn.
- Thanks.
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Oh, by the way, Brad, a little tip.
Compliment the sauerkraut.
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They just love that.
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So you're also
an expert on rollerblading.
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Well, l wouldn't say l'm an expert.
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You're doing a good job
driving customers out of my store.
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l'm sorry. That was my neighbor Wilson.
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Brad, do you know what l do to people
who do what you just did?
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Cut out their hearts?
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l offer them a job. What do you say
you work for me part-time?
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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lf you're on my payroll,
you'll keep customers in my store.
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And that's kind of
what l'm going for here, Brad.
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Well, it sounds a lot better
than steaming wieners.
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What do you say we go talk salary over
at Java Joe's? You a coffee lover, Brad?
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Yeah, and one day,
l hope to be a coffee drinker.
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Coffee, anyone?
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We don't drink coffee. We're kids.
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And the word on the street is,
so are you.
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Hey, as of today, l'm a working man.
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And a working man
needs his morning coffee.
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A little more sugar,
and the working man can fly to work.
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Pass me the business section.
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Well, there's the working stiff.
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Having a good day?
Thanks for the coffee.
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l'm not sure you put enough
coffee in the sugar, did you?
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You pumped up for your first day?
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Yeah. l'm ready
to rack up some big numbers.
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- All right.
- Well, l'm out of here.
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When you get home tonight,
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we're gonna block-sand some
of the panels on the hot rod.
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- You got it.
- Good luck, kid.
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l'm not a kid anymore.
l'm a working man.
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So long, boys.
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Dad, could l get some lunch money?
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Hi.
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l'm looking for some new golf clubs.
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[scoffs] Golf?
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Now there's a total waste of time.
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What, do you wear
those silly clothes too? [laughs]
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Actually, sir,
our golf section's right over there.
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Our best clubs
are probably our graphite.
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But if you want something
a little less expensive, try steel.
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See what feels comfortable.
l'll be back.
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Nice work, Brad.
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l'm gonna help the golf guy.
You haven't taken a break.
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Hey, l don't need a break.
l'm trying to make a sale.
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You know,
it's kind of what l'm going for here.
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You're doing a great job.
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You've made more sales
in one day than Holly's made in...
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Actually, Holly's never made a sale.
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Well, if you don't mind me asking,
why did you hire her?
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l've got a good heart.
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And she's my sister.
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Well, maybe one day she'll finally wake
up and take her job seriously, huh?
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l need a two-hour lunch.
l'm getting my tongue pierced.
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- Doesn't that hurt?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Hey, Brad.
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- How was the first day at the new job?
- Unbelievable!
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l took in the highest
first-day gross of any salesman
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still living with his parents.
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- Ha-ha! That's my boy!
- All right.
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- Congratulations.
- And the best part is,
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he wants to give me more hours. He wants
me to work an extra two days a week.
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Wow! Well, l guess that's OK, as long
as you keep up with your schoolwork.
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Don't forget, you've got
a big day coming up in two weeks.
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That's right!
We're putting the engine in the hot rod.
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Brad is taking his PSAT tests.
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Oh, God, how l hated...
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...when those tests were over.
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- The PSATs are really important.
- Oh, don't worry.
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l'm sure Rob'll give me
the afternoon off. He's a great guy.
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l'll be back.
l gotta study brochures.
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Wait! l thought we were
gonna block-sand the hot rod.
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No, l can't do it tonight, Dad.
Rob says if you want to get ahead,
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you've got to work
while the other guy sleeps.
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Well, maybe l'll wake
the other guy up and he can help me.
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- He sure likes that new boss of his.
- Why wouldn't he?
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l mean, Rob is 25. He's got a ski condo,
sports car, lots of girlfriends.
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- Everything Brad wants.
- Everything l want.
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Except the condo.
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So, Jill, you in the mood
for a little block-sanding tonight?
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Well, maybe.
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lf you spend some time
talking to me first.
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l'll do it myself.
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There you go, ma'am. Have a great day.
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Psst. Brad, you, uh,
talk to Holly about going out with me?
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- Yeah.
- [laughs]
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What'd she say?
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Her exact words were,
''Jason is a repulsive maggot.''
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Did she smile when she said it?
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- Holly!
- You're a disgusting worm.
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All right!
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l'm moving up the food chain.
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[laughs] Are you here again?
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No. Well, l was just leaving,
Rob, my man.
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l'm off to the lingerie shop.
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You never know when some young lady's
gonna need a [whispers] second opinion.
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Let's go to lunch. l'll take you
to that place l tell you about.
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Well, l sort of had plans.
But l could always cancel them.
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Well, great.
Just let me tell Holly that we're going.
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And remind her that this is a store
and all these things are for sale.
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Hey, Brad, l hope you're hungry.
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Listen, would you mind if l canceled?
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Well, no. What's the problem?
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Rob wants to take me
to lunch and talk business.
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Oh, yeah. All right. OK. Yeah.
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Where's he gonna take ya?
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To this place where the waitresses
dress up like pirate wenches.
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- Pirate's Plank.
- Yeah!
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Yeah. Watch out for wench number three.
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Her parrot... arrh... bites.
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- So we can have lunch another time?
- Yeah.
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l'll get lunch someplace else.
See you home.
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- All right.
- All right.
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- Hey, Brad. You ready to go?
- Yeah.
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- Are we gonna walk?
- l got a Porsche.
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- Got a permit?
- Yeah.
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- Then you drive.
- All right!
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Hi. Where'd you go for lunch?
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- [groans]
- Polish food.
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[groans]
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Polish food from Stan's in Hamtramck.
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[belches, groans]
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Why didn't you and Brad
just have lunch at the mall?
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He made plans to eat with Rob.
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Wow! His boss
is taking him out to lunch.
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- This job is really working out.
- Maybe it's just me,
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but l think he's picking up
a lot of bad habits down there.
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- Noticed what he does in the morning?
- Couldn't be any worse than you.
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- Reading the financial section.
- What's wrong with that?
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You don't do that.
You read the sports section first.
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Then the comics. And then whatever
that first section's called.
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The news.
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He's been reading those brochures.
He should be out doing fun things.
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- Like what?
- Well, like studying
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for those PT-1 09 tests.
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Or helping you with the hot rod.
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Jill, these are Brad's
formative block-sanding years.
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This is so sweet.
You're jealous of Rob.
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l'm not jealous of Rob.
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l just don't want Brad
to become so obsessed with work
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- that it takes over his life.
- This is new and exciting to him now.
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Once he gets used to it,
he'll calm down.
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Then it'll be part of his routine.
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Yeah. Kind of like marriage, huh?
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When you first get married,
it's exciting.
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Then it, you know...
You know, it turns...
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lt's not, you know, it's not...
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lt's not like that at all.
lt's more... lt's not a job.
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lt's more of an adventure.
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[phone rings]
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[continues ringing]
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Why don't l get that?
234
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Hello? Hello, Angela.
You want to talk to Brad, huh? Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
237
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh. Uh... Listen, Angela.
l know l said l'd be free.
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But, uh, Rob asked me
to do inventory tonight.
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l don't know.
Maybe next weekend.
241
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Yeah. All right.
Talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
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Let me get this straight.
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Rather than going out with a beautiful
girl, you would rather count shoes.
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lt's a chance to really bump up
my paycheck. So, Dad, ballpark:
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How much are you pulling down?
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That's a good question.
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And if you ever ask me again,
you are out of the ballpark!
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When's dinner?
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And hello to you too.
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We're gonna eat as soon
as Brad gets back from his PMS test.
251
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That's today?
252
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l mean, l just saw Brad through the
window at the sporting goods store.
253
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He was supposed
to leave at noon to take the test.
254
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Well, uh, maybe it wasn't
through the window at the store.
255
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Maybe l saw Brad
through the window at school. Yeah.
256
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That's it. He was taking the test.
He was doing well. Gotta go.
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- l knew this job was gonna be trouble.
- l can't believe he didn't take it.
258
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Uh, Sports Universe. This is Brad.
259
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Uh, you're busted. lt's Dad.
260
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What are you doing there? You're
supposed to be taking your PSATs!
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Holly was supposed
to take over for me at noon.
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But she had to go to the doctor
because she had a tongue rash.
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We told you you could take this job
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as long as it didn't interfere
with school. Remember?
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Look, l can take the PSATs another day.
266
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Rob never even went to college
and he's doing pretty well.
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l'm with a customer.
l'll talk to you later.
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No, you'll.. He'll talk to us later.
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Well, you're right.
Rob is definitely a bad influence.
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- l told you he was gonna be trouble.
- Well, what are we gonna do?
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Well, since we're in the same house,
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l think the first step would be
to stop talking on the phones.
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Excuse me.
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Whoa!
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ls Brad Taylor here?
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ls anybody really here?
277
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Or are we all just random combinations
of sub-atomic particles?
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# Oooee-ooee-ooee #
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Follow me.
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l'm looking for a random grouping
of sub-atomic molecules
281
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with blond hair
that looks like my son Brad.
282
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:59,704
Yeah. Yeah. He went on an errand for
my money-grubbing, capitalist brother.
283
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,413
l'll wait for him. l'll sit
in this fancy little chair here.
284
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Yeah, you break it, you buy it.
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[sighs]
286
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[vibrating]
287
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,602
Well, l see you've gotten
to know the chair.
288
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,840
Actually, the chair
just got to know me. Howdy.
289
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,178
l'm Tim Taylor. l'm Brad's dad.
290
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,981
- Hey, the Tool Man!
- Yeah.
291
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,023
A chair like this
would really come in handy
292
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,184
after a hard day
of injuries and explosions.
293
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,894
Well, l didn't come here
to talk about chairs.
294
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- l came here to talk to Brad.
- He's a great kid. l'm Rob.
295
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,698
Yeah. l know who you are, Rob.
296
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You got the Porsche and the ski condo
at Bowie Mountain, you know.
297
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:03,374
You think working here
is more important than college tests.
298
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,603
What are you talking about?
l never said that.
299
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,613
Well, then why did Brad skip his test
to cover for jolly Holly over there?
300
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,652
- l didn't know he had a test.
- Well, he did.
301
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,449
He doesn't care about that
now that you got his head filled
302
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,650
- with all these crazy ideas.
- Like what?
303
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:23,684
Well, how about like, ''Rob didn't go
to college. He's doing pretty well.''
304
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,285
Yeah, l'm doing pretty well now.
305
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,265
Brad doesn't know about the
crummy jobs l had before l got here.
306
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,494
Well, maybe it'd be a good idea
if you told him.
307
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:35,734
l spent two years cleaning bathrooms at
Stan's Polish Restaurant in Hamtramck?
308
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,142
You wouldn't believe
what goes on in there.
309
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,481
Yeah, l would.
310
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,486
You know,
l would never tell Brad that this job
311
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,618
- is more important than college.
- Well, the problem is...
312
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,458
Dad, what are you doing here?
313
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,400
l came down here to tell you
l want you to quit this job.
314
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,233
Because l missed the PSATs? l told you
l would take them another day.
315
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,966
Your dad wants to make sure
you got priorities straight.
316
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,134
Rob, l think l can handle this.
317
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,008
l just want to make sure
you got your priorities straight.
318
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,708
l was gonna say that.
319
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,081
There's nothing more important
than education.
320
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,121
Your dad's right.
Wish l had a better one.
321
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,746
- Rob?
- Sorry.
322
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,026
l'm pretty damn proud of my education.
Not that l flaunt it.
323
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:33,326
There's a lot of people l've got
convinced l have no education at all.
324
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,033
All right. l made a mistake.
325
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:39,070
l shouldn't have skipped the test.
l didn't want to let Rob down.
326
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,099
Look, what would let me down
is if you have to quit,
327
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,008
l lose my best sales person.
328
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,411
lf l cared, l'd resent that.
329
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,852
Look, you guys let me know
what you decide, all right?
330
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,583
l'm gonna go over
and give Holly her annual evaluation.
331
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,055
You stink!
332
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,159
Come on, Dad.
Give me one more chance.
333
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,460
l'll take my PSATs,
l'll keep my grades up
334
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,296
and l'll show you
that school comes first.
335
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,768
Great. Aren't you forgetting
one important thing?
336
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,203
- What Mom thinks?
- Who? Mom?
337
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,711
Yeah! Yes! Yes! What your mother thinks.
338
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,803
That, and...
339
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,973
...you know,
working on the hot rod with me.
340
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,416
[laughs] OK, Dad.
l promise no matter how busy l get,
341
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,682
l'll always make time for the hot rod.
342
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,484
That's my boy.
343
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,420
That's my man.
344
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,824
Come on. l'll walk you out.
345
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,798
- [whistling]
- Hey, Wilson.
346
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,702
Well, hidy-ho, Taylor lads.
347
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,707
So, you given up
on rollerblading yet?
348
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,676
Nay, nay, neighbor.
l've been practicing all week.
349
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:57,306
And if l say so myself,
the results have been bitchin', dude!
350
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,749
- Do you really know how to skate?
- Do l know how to skate?
351
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,055
Watch me.
352
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:16,659
Wilson, that's amazing.
ls there anything you can't do?
353
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:19,397
Yeah! l don't know how to stop!
354
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:22,031
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
355
00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:29,407
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