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Welcome back to Bachelor Week
right here on Tool Time
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if you remember, yesterday
Tim showed us how to shave in the car
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when you're running behind.
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Today, it's Al's turn, with a look at
the rough-and-tumble world of...
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lroning. Now, ironing used to be
a woman's domain. But not these days.
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Because they won't
do it for us anymore.
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More importantly, a man should know
how to do his own ironing.
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Now, I think of an iron
as just another tool.
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You can even hang it
from your tool belt.
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But you don't want to plug it in, 'cause
there are things you don't want ironed.
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Historically,
men have been ironing for ages.
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The first irons
were made of iron heated by fire.
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This iron here was developed
to be heated by coal.
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Then came the nine irons,
your tire irons, and my personal favorite,
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your Jeremy lrons.
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He's so wonderful.
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All right.
Let's get to ironing technique.
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I start with the sleeve and move on to the
body of the shirt. Marv, if you come in here.
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I also like to start
with a light spray from my mist button.
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Let me show you how the pros do it.
I mean the European tailors,
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Chinese tailors, Hong Kong tailors.
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Tim Taylors.
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We use the old
gravity-feed professional iron.
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Yeah.
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1,000 watts,
120 volts, 275 degrees.
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I like a little starch in my shirt,
so I'll starch her up.
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Actually, Tim,
too much starch can irritate the skin.
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Yeah. Too much Al can irritate Tim.
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If you iron like Al,
it'll take forever.
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European way,
professional way, do it quick.
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Steam going there.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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And there you go.
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My life is over.
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Randy, I've got a pimple.
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I don't see anything.
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It's one of those under-the-skin ones.
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It's gonna come out tomorrow.
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Well, maybe we can throw it
a coming-out party.
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Invite all the other pimples
in the neighborhood.
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Randy, you don't understand. Tomorrow
night's my date with Jessica Lutz.
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What am I gonna do?
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Send her fries and a chocolate bar,
hope she breaks out too.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Dad. I got a pimple on my nose,
and I got a date with Jessica Lutz.
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Come on. if she's a real woman, she's
not gonna notice a little zit on your nose.
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- She's a 14-year-old girl.
- You're in trouble. Big, big trouble.
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What works for me
is a hot compress,
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you bring the zit to the surface,
you pop it, ding dong, the zit is dead.
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Cool! Come on, Randy,
let's go soak my pimple.
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Brad, I'm looking for a hobby,
but that's not it.
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Hi, sweetie.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
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- You're a little late.
- I took my teacher Judith out for coffee.
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Great move! That'll guarantee you a C,
but if you want the A, you gotta give cash.
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That's not why I'm doing it.
I really like her.
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Great. Anyway, I'm doing the hot rod. I got
the dash panel up. Wanna take a look?
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I just hate knowing that Judith's
going home to an empty house, though.
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A wonderful woman like that
should not be alone.
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You know who would be perfect for her?
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Wilson.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, no! You keep
your filthy little mitts off Wilson.
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Admit it, I'm on a roll.
I'm the one who set up Al and llene.
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You could have set Al up with a mop
with a wig on, he would've been happy.
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Matter of fact, I think you did. They went
to Chicago. He had a great time with her.
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- Wilson is lonely.
- I think he likes being alone.
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You can't set Wilson up
with some woman off the street.
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She's not just some woman off the street.
She's faced incredible adversity.
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Her husband left her with two children
and no money when she was 24 years old.
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- She still managed to get a Ph.D.
- Like that's hard to do.
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- What exactly is your problem here?
- What do you know about this woman?
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Ph.D., kids -
what about the important things?
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What kind of car does she drive?
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I don't know.
Some sort of station wagon.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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I dated a station wagon once.
It was a nightmare.
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Tim, I'm setting her up with Wilson,
not with you.
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Well, if she's lonely,
have her get her own Wilson.
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Aha!
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I see what's going on here.
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You're afraid that
if Wilson spends time with Judith,
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he's not gonna have any time for you.
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If they got married and
went on honeymoon, who would I talk to?
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It could be
a very difficult week for me.
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Well, that's true,
because then we'd have to talk,
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and that would be
a very difficult week for me.
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Hey, Wilson.
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- Well, hi-ho, neighborette.
- What are you doing?
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Hanging replicas of ancient clay bells from
Crete. They're to attract friendly spirits.
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What do you know? Here I am.
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I know we're supposed
to come to you for dinner tomorrow,
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but I was wondering
if you'd come to ours instead.
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Well, I do appreciate the invite,
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but I've already made the koftas
for my Malai Kofta curry.
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I just wanted to introduce you
to this professor that I really like.
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I have a cornucopia of koftas. Why doesn't
the good professor come to my place?
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That would be great!
You are really gonna like her, Wilson.
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Her?
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Yeah. She is incredible.
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She's funny, and smart,
extremely attractive,
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and extremely available.
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Jill, this wouldn't by any chance
be a setup, would it?
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A setup? No. No, no, no.
Definitely not a setup.
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Well, I guess it'd be OK,
as long as there's no pressure.
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- Absolutely none.
- Good.
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You might wanna wear
those gray slacks
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and that blue sweater
that brings out the blue in your eyes.
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And you should puff up your hair,
'cause you get that hat-head thing.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Because of your hot compress idea,
my zit is the size of a tomato.
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I knew it'd bring the blood to the surface.
I didn't think it'd make a home there.
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Little kids will come up to me
and think that I'm a clown.
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Come on, Brad, get over it.
They're not gonna do that.
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Just in case, maybe you should practice
making those little balloon animals.
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This is a nightmare. I'm going out
with Jessica in a half an hour.
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OK. This problem
needs a woman's touch.
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Brad?
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Wake up to makeup.
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No, no. I am not wearing makeup.
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If I were you,
I'd be open to suggestions.
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Rudolph.
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Welcome, Taylors!
My, my, my, what a lovely bromeliad.
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Wilson, I'm sorry
Jill roped you into this.
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I did not rope him into this.
He's excited. Aren't you?
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Well, actually, I'm quite nervous.
I haven't really dated in 20 years.
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- Well, I can give you some pointers.
- Oh, great.
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This from the man who, on our first date,
brought me a bouquet of spark plugs.
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When you're dating a woman, they like to hear
stories that tell how sensitive you are.
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I knocked Jill out with this one where
I saved a kitty-cat drowning. Remember?
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You said it was an old lady.
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Kitty-cat, old lady.
You married me, didn't you?
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Don't listen to him.
Just be yourself.
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You know, tell her about
all that interesting stuff that you do.
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Well, maybe I could tell her
of the time I was in lndia
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and danced naked while my body
was pierced by the swords of Siva.
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Then again, you don't want
to reveal too much on your first date.
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OK, I'll get it.
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Oh, my.
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Are you OK?
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Actually, I'm experiencing
extreme diaphoresis.
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I'm sweating like a pig.
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- Thank you.
- Judith, this is my husband, Tim.
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- Hello, Judith.
- Nice to meet you.
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How's Jill at school? Does she follow
directions? Work and play with others?
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Yes, but she gets
a little rambunctious during nap time.
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You should see her at home.
Whoa!
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And this is Wilson.
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- Well, nice to meet you.
- You too.
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Jill has told me so much about you.
It's all been great.
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- Well, I am flattered.
- But she didn't tell me your last name.
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- It's Wilson.
- I thought that was your first name.
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Wilson is my first name.
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It's not that unusual.
I'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill.
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Sorry sorry.
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- Would you like some white wine?
- Yes, please.
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- I'll give you a hand.
- Sure.
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This is a very interesting house, Wilson.
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Or should I call you "Wilson"?
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Judith, in addition to being my professor,
mentor, friend, is also a renowned author.
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Hardly renowned.
My book sold about four copies.
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Two of which were to my children.
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I wrote a book once.
How To Maintain Your Bench Grinder
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- That sold no copies.
- It was probably more exciting than mine.
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It was called The Psychophysiological
Indices of Amorous Connections
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Among Termites of the Southwest
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- How did you know that?
- Because I have read it. It is wonderful!
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I mean, it's practically the Bible for anyone
interested in the mating pattern of insects.
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All two of you.
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You see, I am quite the devotee
of what I humorously term "insexuality."
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- I can't believe you actually read my book.
- I've got it here, I'll show you.
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We'll have to talk insects over dinner.
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Yeah. 'Cause usually over here
we eat insects for dinner.
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Here it is.
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You even dog-eared the pages.
Now it's my turn to be flattered.
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I gotta start a dating service.
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♪ You made me love you
I didn't want to do it
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♪ I didn't want to do it
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♪ You made me want you
And all the time you knew it
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♪ You know you really knew it
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You're darn right... l knew it.
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- Well, hi-ho, Tim.
- Hi, there, Wilson.
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I haven't seen much of you
in a couple of weeks.
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I've been spending
a lot of time with Judith.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm sculpting her bust right now.
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- So things are going pretty good, huh?
- They are incredible.
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As the Japanese would say,
Judith has become my aijin
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- I don't follow.
- Well, as they'd say in Tanzania,
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Judith has become
my rafiki yangu mpenzi
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In America, near Detroit,
what would they say?
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They'd say I am crazy about her.
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I'd love to chat, but I have to make dinner.
I promised Judith something romantic.
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- Oysters?
- No, I'm making haggis.
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It's a sheep's stomach
served dumpling-style.
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Mmm.
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- Hey!
- Hi, sweetie.
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Great news. Wilson is making
Judith's breasts out of clay.
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What?
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You were right about them.
He's crazy about her.
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Oh, no.
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What do you mean, "Oh, no"?
This is what you wanted.
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I just talked to Judith.
She's having doubts about the relationship.
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Oh, no.
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Judith says that Wilson
has a problem with intimacy.
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Oh!
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So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh!
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Oh!
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Well... Oh, honey!
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I mean, I would have never known.
He wouldn't talk about something like that.
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No wonder he's got all this...
Probably an old war injury or something.
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Not that kind of intimacy!
I'm talking about emotional intimacy.
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Thank God it's nothing important.
Whoo!
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He doesn't share his feelings.
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She's spent the last two weeks with him
and she doesn't know who he is.
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I've spent the last 15 years with him,
and I don't know who he is.
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It doesn't hurt our relationship.
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She wants more from the relationship.
She wants to go to the next level.
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What is it with women and the "next level"?
What's wrong with the level we're on?
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Just take the elevator
and leave us the heck alone. Hm?
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Every time she asks him about himself,
all he does is intellectualize
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or say something weird.
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He always says something weird.
That's what makes Wilson Wilson Wilson.
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You should talk to him. You're the only one
who can get through to him.
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I'm supposed to go talk to that man
about emotions and intimacy?
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Granted, you're not
the obvious choice.
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Desperate times
call for desperate measures.
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If he doesn't open up to her,
he is gonna lose her.
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OK, moving to the next level.
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- Wilson, you home?
- I'm in the kitchen, Tim, making haggis.
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Hey.
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You know, that stuff
doesn't smell half-bad.
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- Pretty excited about having Judith over?
- Yes, indeed.
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- You really like her?
- Oh, yes.
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- Oh, no. Oh.
- Is there something you want to tell me?
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No, there's something
Jill wants me to tell you.
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Uh...
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Judith is having a problem.
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- What kind of a problem? Is she all right?
- Oh, she's fine.
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The problem is with you.
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I don't understand.
Things were going so well.
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We made plans
to go to the Megalesia Festival
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to commemorate
the end of the Punic War.
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She... She says that... She told Jill that
she doesn't even think she knows you.
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That every time she tries to get you to open
up you just say something intellectual.
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My, my, my. I must be displaying
the symptomatic behavior
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of the classic male emotional distancer,
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precipitating her
to overfunction in the relationship,
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therefore causing
deep-seated resentment.
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So knock it off.
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Tim, I don't take easily
to personal or emotional revelation.
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No guy does. Opening up emotionally
is just a horrible thing women make us do.
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Well, Tim,
I'm just not sure that I can do that.
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Yes, you can.
Just use the word "feel" more.
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You know, like,
"I feel hungry." "I feel tired."
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"I feel big." "I feel small."
"I feel bloated."
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Tim, I think that
Judith and I weren't meant to be.
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To be or not to be,
that is not the question.
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You've got to learn
how to open up to this woman,
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otherwise you're gonna be all by yourself
at that milk of magnesia festival.
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- So, are you enjoying your haggis?
- It's very tender. What's in this?
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That is sheep's liver
and other assorted organs.
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It's very filling.
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These are lovely candles.
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Well, thank you.
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I've always found it fascinating
how a candle burns.
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The hot flame moves downward,
thus melting the wax,
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which rises through the wick
through capillary action...
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Oh, boy, that was dull.
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Wilson, I think we should talk.
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I know what you're gonna say, Judith.
I haven't been very open to you.
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I don't understand why a man
who can talk brilliantly about anything
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can't tell me about the one thing
I really want to know.
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Well, my family never really
talked much about personal matters.
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Especially my father,
Wilson Wilson Sr.
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What was he like?
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He was a scientist
who didn't put too much stock in emotions.
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Must have been very difficult
to grow up with a man like that.
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It was.
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You know, I loved my father.
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It always hurt me
when he kept me at a distance.
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And the last thing I ever wanted
was to be like him.
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But you're not.
You believe that feelings matter.
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I know that, because I see
the way you care about mine.
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You know, Judith...
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I've never been open with a woman
since my wife died.
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But I would really like
to try with you.
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I'd like that too.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it tomorrow
at the Megalesia Festival.
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If you still want to go.
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I wouldn't want to celebrate
the end of the Punic War with anyone else.
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Even though I have absolutely
no idea what the Punic War was.
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Well, actually, it's fascinating.
It was when Rome saved itself by...
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Oh, who the hell cares?
They'll have beer.
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You know, Judith,
not to bore you with more facts...
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but primitive man believed
that the air he breathed had magic powers.
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I'm not bored.
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And when a man and a woman kissed,
it was as if their souls were mingling.
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Oh, look, Mark.
It's the sister we've always wanted.
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Hello, Bradina.
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Laugh all you want. But I've been
going out with Jessica for two weeks,
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and she hasn't noticed one zit.
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Yeah, but that doesn't explain
the lipstick and the mascara.
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I dumped out all Mom's makeup.
Which do you think covers my zits better?
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Bashful Beige or Nearly Nude?
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This is too weird.
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I got it!
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Hi. ls Brad here?
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Yeah. He's in the kitchen,
putting on his makeup.
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Hey, Brad.
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Hey, Jessica!
What are you doing here?
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I, um... I just thought
maybe we could go to practice together.
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Well, um...
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Brad, are you trying
to cover up that zit on your chin?
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Oh, man. I knew I should
have gone with Bashful Beige.
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00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:19,187
No. No, I think
that Bashful Beige is too dark for you.
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You'd look better in Posy Pink.
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I think I have that.
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All right. Now, guys, you need to remember
to apply it gently and blend thoroughly,
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because you always want
that natural boy-next-door look.
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There you go. Good job.
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