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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,344 --> 00:01:22,712 [ Man Narrating In English] No one has meant more to me in my life 2 00:01:22,784 --> 00:01:24,593 than my dear Molotov. 3 00:01:24,664 --> 00:01:25,996 [ Meows ] 4 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:29,232 [ Murmurs, Kisses ] 5 00:01:31,986 --> 00:01:33,590 [ Grunts ] 6 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:36,067 [ In Swedish ] I see. Yes, go outside. 7 00:01:36,146 --> 00:01:40,197 Go ahead and jump out. It gets cold in here if you dawdle. 8 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,111 [ Meows ] 9 00:01:42,187 --> 00:01:45,635 There's food in an hour. Just meow so I can hear you. 10 00:01:50,349 --> 00:01:54,070 Molotov! [ Kisses ] Come to daddy! 11 00:01:54,149 --> 00:01:56,596 Come on now, have a bite to eat. 12 00:01:56,670 --> 00:01:59,241 [ Kisses] Molotov! 13 00:02:04,311 --> 00:02:05,995 No, no... 14 00:02:09,032 --> 00:02:10,921 No, no, no... 15 00:02:11,552 --> 00:02:13,555 No, no, no! 16 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:15,476 [Whimpering ] 17 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:18,558 No, no... 18 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:20,679 Bastard! 19 00:02:21,794 --> 00:02:24,115 [Sniffing ] 20 00:02:24,194 --> 00:02:26,801 Damn it... 21 00:02:28,595 --> 00:02:31,997 Goddamned fox. 22 00:02:32,075 --> 00:02:34,238 You'll soon get your last meal. 23 00:02:36,716 --> 00:02:39,925 I'll show you one hell of a dessert. 24 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,402 [ Man Narrating In English] And then I lost him. 25 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:05,247 And suddenly I had blasted my way into a retirement home. 26 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,923 Sixty one... 27 00:03:08,881 --> 00:03:11,612 - How is it going? - Sixty two... 28 00:03:12,842 --> 00:03:14,810 [ Sighs ] I just lost count. 29 00:03:14,922 --> 00:03:17,164 How many are there in each pack? 30 00:03:17,243 --> 00:03:20,452 Ten candles per pack, like it says on them. 31 00:03:20,523 --> 00:03:24,245 - You can't be certain. - It's usually correct. 32 00:03:24,324 --> 00:03:28,648 You can't be certain. I'll count again. 33 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:33,127 I-I'll have to start over. One, two, three, four... 34 00:03:33,205 --> 00:03:36,813 [ Mufﬂed Chattering ] 35 00:03:36,886 --> 00:03:38,809 [ Explosion In Distance] 36 00:03:43,207 --> 00:03:45,016 [ Explosion ] 37 00:03:55,608 --> 00:03:57,337 [ Explosion ] 38 00:04:24,293 --> 00:04:25,783 [ Grunts 1 39 00:04:36,535 --> 00:04:38,219 [ Grunts 1 40 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,986 [ Grunts 1 41 00:04:58,619 --> 00:05:00,940 [ Explosion ] 42 00:05:20,902 --> 00:05:27,434 [ Together] ♪ Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! ♪ 43 00:05:27,503 --> 00:05:29,471 ♪♪ [Singing Continues] 44 00:05:29,543 --> 00:05:31,945 Allan! Allan? 45 00:05:32,784 --> 00:05:34,549 Allan? 46 00:05:35,184 --> 00:05:38,268 Allan? Allan. 47 00:05:38,345 --> 00:05:40,747 Good lord, where is he? Allan? 48 00:05:40,826 --> 00:05:42,270 - Where's the old man? - Allan? 49 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,707 Where did he go? 50 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:11,076 - Hello, I... - Hmm? 51 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:13,799 [ Muttering ] 52 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:17,353 Is there... Can you travel somewhere from here? 53 00:06:17,431 --> 00:06:22,074 - Where did you say you were going? - I didn't say. 54 00:06:22,152 --> 00:06:25,554 I asked if there were any conveyances here. Out of here. 55 00:06:25,632 --> 00:06:27,396 When? 56 00:06:27,473 --> 00:06:31,876 When? Well... whenever. 57 00:06:33,154 --> 00:06:36,715 When is the next...? ls anything leaving? 58 00:06:36,794 --> 00:06:41,357 The bus for Stréngnés leaves in three minutes. 59 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:44,599 - Stréngnés? - Number 322. 60 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:46,519 - Is that suitable? - Yes... 61 00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:50,484 - Uh... - Ls... 62 00:06:50,556 --> 00:06:51,922 Is this enough? 63 00:06:53,316 --> 00:06:57,879 No. This will take you to Byringe. 64 00:06:57,957 --> 00:07:02,088 - So... what is there in Byringe? - Not a damn thing. 65 00:07:02,158 --> 00:07:06,483 I see. A one-way ticket to Byringe, then. Thanks. 66 00:07:07,399 --> 00:07:08,685 [ Change Jingles ] 67 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:10,808 And you are... 68 00:07:10,879 --> 00:07:13,645 over sixty-five? 69 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,802 - [ Mutters] - Right. 70 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,723 - [ Door Opens ] - Let's see... 71 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,412 - [ Clattering ] - [Young Man Grunts] 72 00:07:24,242 --> 00:07:25,926 - There you go. - Thank you. 73 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:28,926 - [Young Man Grunts] - [ Door Opens ] 74 00:07:29,402 --> 00:07:30,767 [ Grunts ] 75 00:07:33,163 --> 00:07:35,735 - [ Clattering ] - Damn! 76 00:07:35,804 --> 00:07:37,966 Come on! What the hell? 77 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:41,853 What the fuck were they thinking? 78 00:07:41,924 --> 00:07:43,131 [ Shouts ] 79 00:07:43,205 --> 00:07:46,812 - Hold on to this bag and don't let go! - But I... 80 00:07:46,885 --> 00:07:49,126 Shut the fuck up! Damn... 81 00:07:57,567 --> 00:08:01,333 He must have gone up in smoke. He's nowhere to be found. 82 00:08:01,407 --> 00:08:05,049 It's pitch black down here and everything is locked. 83 00:08:05,128 --> 00:08:07,893 There's no way he could have gotten in here. 84 00:08:07,968 --> 00:08:12,099 We have to call the police. Will you do it? 85 00:08:12,169 --> 00:08:13,978 It's best if you do. 86 00:08:14,049 --> 00:08:16,291 Allan? 87 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:19,214 Allan? Allan! 88 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:22,454 [Allan Narrating ] One or two people have screamed at me through the years, 89 00:08:22,571 --> 00:08:25,381 from bus conductors to dictators. 90 00:08:25,491 --> 00:08:27,938 Where the fuck are you, old man? 91 00:08:28,012 --> 00:08:30,583 [All Shouting ] 92 00:08:30,652 --> 00:08:34,499 - Allan! - [All Shouting ] 93 00:08:34,573 --> 00:08:37,224 - Allan... - Nein! 94 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:40,900 The very first person to scream at me was my mother. 95 00:08:40,973 --> 00:08:44,421 I don't remember it, but I'm sure she did. 96 00:08:44,494 --> 00:08:47,225 I'm sure I screamed too. 97 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,981 I guess that is what babies do when they arrive in the world. 98 00:08:52,176 --> 00:08:54,701 I didn't get much time to hear my father scream. 99 00:08:54,816 --> 00:08:59,300 - You have blasphemed! - Do you mean showing the rubber? 100 00:08:59,377 --> 00:09:03,621 It's the only solution to famine and poverty. Is that blasphemy? 101 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:08,738 If you're doing it on Children's Day in the middle of town... 102 00:09:08,818 --> 00:09:10,263 [ Muttering ] 103 00:09:10,338 --> 00:09:12,990 You can bet your ass it's blasphemy! There, go! 104 00:09:13,059 --> 00:09:16,302 [Allan Narrating] The last time I saw him, I was only nine. 105 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:19,270 I can't live in this hypocritical monarchy! 106 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:21,547 In Russia things get done! 107 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,145 [ Constable ] Shut your mouth! 108 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,791 [Allan Narrating] He had gone to Moscow 109 00:09:24,861 --> 00:09:28,582 to declare himself leader of a new independent republic. 110 00:09:28,661 --> 00:09:31,392 Fifteen square meters where he could be himself. 111 00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:35,706 This is the solution to famine and poverty. 112 00:09:35,822 --> 00:09:38,746 With this, the woman doesn't become pregnant. 113 00:09:38,823 --> 00:09:41,906 No kids! Nyet'! This is amazing... 114 00:09:41,983 --> 00:09:43,951 What are you doing? This is my republic! 115 00:09:44,023 --> 00:09:46,868 Until the Russians came, and, uh, 116 00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:50,711 - took care of him. - [ Shouting, indistinct] 117 00:09:50,785 --> 00:09:53,311 The solution to famine and poverty! 118 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,234 Can I say one last thing? 119 00:09:58,146 --> 00:10:00,467 [ Horn Honks ] 120 00:10:00,546 --> 00:10:03,789 [ Children ] Constable, constable, constable! 121 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:07,598 Mrs. Karlsson. 122 00:10:07,668 --> 00:10:11,354 We were told of Father's death on a sunny April day. 123 00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:14,352 I remember that, because that's the day. 124 00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:17,433 I discovered how good it felt to blow things up. 125 00:10:18,268 --> 00:10:20,033 [ Gasps ] 126 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:25,150 Everything Father had left behind arrived in a little box. 127 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:30,032 Mother got a colorful egg, made by some 'Fabbe ” guy 128 00:10:30,111 --> 00:10:34,515 and I got an old Russian lady doll, matryoshka. 129 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,481 Yes, and a camera. 130 00:10:38,152 --> 00:10:40,473 Yeah, good presents. 131 00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:50,717 Mother traded the egg for some food from Gustavsson the merchant. 132 00:10:50,794 --> 00:10:52,319 And pork for Mrs. Karlsson. 133 00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:55,399 Well, it turned out to be a good deal... for him. 134 00:10:55,475 --> 00:10:58,399 I guess that's what merchants do. 135 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:04,361 After Father's death, Mother coughed for two more years 136 00:11:04,436 --> 00:11:07,088 before joining him where he might have gone, 137 00:11:07,157 --> 00:11:10,923 - that heaven they talk about - [ Coughing ] 138 00:11:10,997 --> 00:11:14,002 That's when I started worrying about the future. 139 00:11:14,078 --> 00:11:17,765 Yeah. I guess that's what kids do when they become orphans. 140 00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:21,889 - How am I going to manage? - You sound like your father, Allan. 141 00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,565 He was always thinking for no good reason. 142 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,608 And see how he ended up. 143 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,001 Thinking will get you nowhere. 144 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,330 The only sure thing is that it is what it is. 145 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,684 And that it will be what it will be. 146 00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:39,893 Yeah, those were Mother's last words. 147 00:11:43,522 --> 00:11:46,527 And since then, I've been on my own. 148 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,890 - Hey! Hey. - What? 149 00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:08,858 - You forgot your bag. - Right, that thing. 150 00:12:10,847 --> 00:12:12,975 [ Doors Close] 151 00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:39,255 No trains run here. It's closed down. 152 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:42,461 What was that? 153 00:12:43,092 --> 00:12:45,538 No trains run here. 154 00:12:45,612 --> 00:12:47,695 The station is closed. 155 00:12:48,813 --> 00:12:52,260 Yeah, I can see that. I wasn't born yesterday. 156 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,018 [ Chuckles ] 157 00:12:54,134 --> 00:12:56,182 So what are you doing here? 158 00:12:56,254 --> 00:13:00,055 - The bus stopped here. - [ Laughs] 159 00:13:00,135 --> 00:13:04,106 But where the hell are you going? 160 00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:07,464 Going...? Well, that's... 161 00:13:08,616 --> 00:13:11,347 I don't know. We'll see. 162 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,138 - Have you been on the road long? - On the road? 163 00:13:16,257 --> 00:13:19,625 That's some serious luggage there. 164 00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:25,468 No, this isn't mine. It just kind of came with me. 165 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,940 So, an old rogue. 166 00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:29,862 [ Chuckles ] 167 00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:35,749 - Are you hungry? - Well, food... Mostly thirsty. 168 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:40,622 - I think we can fix that. - Really? That's nice. 169 00:13:40,701 --> 00:13:42,783 - Do you know where we're going? - I usually jog around here... 170 00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:45,428 - I could not care less. - I mean I know this area really well. 171 00:13:45,502 --> 00:13:47,789 What fucking area? Do you know where we're going? 172 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:52,072 - Yes, I know the area. - Damned lucky for you. 173 00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:53,349 What the hell...? 174 00:13:56,584 --> 00:14:01,227 - What's going on? What's the problem? - Out of gas. 175 00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:02,669 Damn! 176 00:14:05,424 --> 00:14:06,836 [ Grunts ] 177 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:09,307 Do you have a gas can in here? 178 00:14:10,705 --> 00:14:13,027 - Well? - There's only one house in Byringe. 179 00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:15,713 - It's brown, or light brown. - What the hell. 180 00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:17,482 And it's a little yellow... or light beige. 181 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,816 Where the hell are you going? 182 00:14:18,867 --> 00:14:21,109 You don't think he's just gotten lost? 183 00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:24,476 No, I don't. His mind is all there. 184 00:14:24,548 --> 00:14:27,472 There is nothing wrong with his mind. 185 00:14:27,548 --> 00:14:30,398 Can you imagine? Running away from his own party! 186 00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:31,135 Yeah. 187 00:14:31,189 --> 00:14:36,151 And I've spent so much time and effort on him, and he just disappears. 188 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,517 We bought a huge marzipan cake, 189 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:41,840 - good for 40 people at the very least. - Mmm. 190 00:14:41,911 --> 00:14:45,358 We ordered it for him, because he likes marzipan cake. 191 00:14:45,471 --> 00:14:50,239 We usually get cream cakes. Marzipan gets stuck in old folks' teeth. 192 00:14:50,352 --> 00:14:52,559 - Mmm. - What do I do with that cake now? 193 00:14:52,632 --> 00:14:56,604 - The old folks here can't eat marzipan. - Yeah. 194 00:14:56,673 --> 00:15:01,156 I could consider a Black Forest cake, but it's not my birthday. 195 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,885 You give me a call when he returns. 196 00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:06,919 Cases like these resolve very quickly. 197 00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:10,239 You don't think he went out the window? 198 00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:12,795 It was open when we came in singing this morning. 199 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:15,277 - Yes, yes. - It was actually open. 200 00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:20,078 I don't know. It's entirely possible. 201 00:15:20,157 --> 00:15:25,004 - Call me when he comes. It'll be fine. - I don't think so. 202 00:15:26,117 --> 00:15:29,440 I hate retirement homes. 203 00:15:29,518 --> 00:15:32,488 They think they'll get me into one this fall. 204 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,848 I've only set foot in one once. 205 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,246 - If you've had four drinks, you might as well have another. - [Chuckles] 206 00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:49,091 I got some money to entertain the old folks with my accordion. 207 00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:51,733 They sat there, mouths agape. 208 00:15:51,842 --> 00:15:54,448 - So you're an accordionist? - Sure do. 209 00:15:54,522 --> 00:16:00,292 Poor saps, sitting there. I'd rather be in jail. 210 00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:06,893 - Congratulations again. - Right, I'd forgotten. 211 00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:09,693 Down the hatch. 212 00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:16,453 Did you have an old lady? 213 00:16:19,486 --> 00:16:21,807 No, it never turned out that way. 214 00:16:21,886 --> 00:16:25,369 [ Chuckling ] How the hell did you avoid that? 215 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,771 - Do you pee outside? - Yeah. 216 00:16:29,848 --> 00:16:34,092 I have to make room for the next round. 217 00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:43,741 I'm glad you enjoyed the food. There's dessert too. 218 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,812 Yes, I'll be there. 219 00:16:49,691 --> 00:16:50,977 - Nice. - [ Door Closes ] 220 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:54,499 Hello, is anyone there? Hello? 221 00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:57,621 - Where is the geezer and the suitcase? - We're closed. 222 00:16:57,692 --> 00:17:00,536 [Chattering Continues] 223 00:17:00,612 --> 00:17:02,900 [ Murmurs] 224 00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:05,499 [Young Man ] Where's the geezer and my goddamned suitcase? 225 00:17:05,573 --> 00:17:07,542 [ Stationmaster] I live alone here... 226 00:17:07,613 --> 00:17:10,345 [Young Man ] You think I'm an idiot? Who sat here? 227 00:17:10,414 --> 00:17:13,703 - [Crash ] - [ Stationmaster] No, please. Ow! 228 00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:15,895 - Hold on, damn it! - [Young Man ] Where's the geezer? 229 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,823 - You are fucking lying. - [ Grunting ] [Crash ] 230 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:24,742 - Ow! Stop! - I'll kill you, do you understand? 231 00:17:26,777 --> 00:17:29,667 - Do you understand? - Yes! Stop. 232 00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:32,058 [ Shouting [ Crash ] ] 233 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,742 Ow! Ow! 234 00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:38,187 Let's toss a goddamned coin to see if you get to live or not! 235 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:42,270 [ Stationmaster] Please stop. If you just settle down... 236 00:17:42,339 --> 00:17:45,025 Fucking lucky I don't have any coins! 237 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,384 There's a change bowl in the hall. 238 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:52,182 In what hall? Are you fucking nuts? I'm not... 239 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,902 - Christ, what a smash. - You don't say? 240 00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:03,067 Hey, that dessert you mentioned? How about that? 241 00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:06,067 - We have to get rid of him. - What? 242 00:18:06,143 --> 00:18:09,148 - Before he wakes up. - Okay. 243 00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:15,509 I have to admit that I'm getting curious 244 00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:19,556 - about what's in the suitcase. - [ Lock Clicks ] 245 00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:25,956 There! Let's see. This is the quickest way... 246 00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:28,347 - Oh, a little much. - ...to open it. 247 00:18:28,426 --> 00:18:32,716 - I'll take that one. - Even if you know the combination. 248 00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:35,028 Should we drink it straight, or...? 249 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:43,231 Oh, my sweet lord! 250 00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:48,440 That was quite a bit of cash. No wonder the little boy was whining. 251 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:54,155 - [ Banging ] - [Young Man ] Open up, damn it! Hey, geezer! 252 00:18:54,231 --> 00:18:56,517 Come on and let me out of here! 253 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,958 - [ Banging ] - I just want that damned suitcase. 254 00:18:59,031 --> 00:19:01,603 - Calm down. - I won't hurt you. 255 00:19:01,672 --> 00:19:04,039 [ Fans Whirring ] 256 00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:08,441 Seriously! Hey! 257 00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:12,518 - What was that? - I turned the freezer unit on. 258 00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,676 [Young Man ] Here's what we'll do: 259 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,326 I'll take the suitcase and leave. 260 00:19:17,394 --> 00:19:19,477 I won't hurt you! 261 00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:23,196 [Allan Narrating ] Making grand plans is easy when you're locked up. 262 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:25,277 - Orin a jam. - Cheers. 263 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,358 But it does no good. 264 00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:32,397 Because life is what it is, and it does what it does, 265 00:19:32,476 --> 00:19:35,128 as Gustavsson the merchant found out. 266 00:19:38,238 --> 00:19:39,922 Wait here, baby. 267 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,642 Hurry back! 268 00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:46,689 He'd sneaked away on a well-planned day-trip. 269 00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:49,842 He picked a sunny day, a beautiful road 270 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,571 and just the right hill for his pee break. 271 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,440 And still, it all went to hell. 272 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,684 I had chosen the same hill for my explosives test. 273 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,492 [Screaming ] 274 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,529 She screamed to high heaven. 275 00:20:10,603 --> 00:20:13,288 I guess that's what mistresses do 276 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:16,846 when merchant heads land on car hoods. 277 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,892 [Screaming Continues] 278 00:20:18,964 --> 00:20:21,535 Even if the test was a success, 279 00:20:21,604 --> 00:20:24,848 it did land me in the mental hospital. 280 00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:28,127 [ Muttering ] 281 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,696 There. 282 00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:37,448 This is your room now. No shenanigans here. 283 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:41,248 ♪♪ [ Reed Organ] 284 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:48,936 - ♪♪ [ Continues ] - [ Shutter Clicks ] 285 00:20:49,009 --> 00:20:51,011 [ Shutter Clicks ] 286 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,857 After a few years behind bars, 287 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,617 I ended up with what they cal! A racial biologist. 288 00:21:08,692 --> 00:21:11,502 His name was Professor Lundborg. 289 00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:12,698 Stop it, Allan. 290 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,502 [ Shutter Clicks ] 291 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,257 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 292 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,859 Hmm. [Sighs] 293 00:21:23,734 --> 00:21:25,897 [ Phone Rings, Mufﬂed ] 294 00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:33,902 Hmm. Hmm. 295 00:21:39,737 --> 00:21:41,660 Mm-hmm. 296 00:21:41,737 --> 00:21:44,138 Hmm. 297 00:21:44,217 --> 00:21:47,301 Do you know if you have any negro blood in the family? 298 00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:51,582 Uh... No, I don't think so. 299 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:54,310 It just doesn't add up. 300 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:58,828 You have negroid measurements and are prone to violence... 301 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,423 yet quite light-skinned. 302 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:06,983 If you have a negro somewhere, it would be interesting to meet one. 303 00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:09,712 [ Chuckles ] 304 00:22:09,782 --> 00:22:14,629 - Allan's father was a revolutionary. - Yes, he was a little special. 305 00:22:14,742 --> 00:22:18,145 And the apple doesn't seem to fall far from the tree. 306 00:22:18,223 --> 00:22:21,626 [ Sighs ] I think we should err on the side of caution. 307 00:22:21,703 --> 00:22:25,026 [Allan Narrating] The professor set up the equipment, 308 00:22:25,104 --> 00:22:29,508 making sure my genes wouldn't spread into society. 309 00:22:29,585 --> 00:22:33,431 - The patient is ready, Doctor. - Right. 310 00:22:33,505 --> 00:22:36,634 Well, I guess that's what racial biologists do. 311 00:22:44,027 --> 00:22:45,836 [ Lundborg ] Patch him up a little extra. 312 00:22:47,508 --> 00:22:49,715 His hands weren't exactly steady, 313 00:22:49,788 --> 00:22:53,270 but I understand the operation went well. 314 00:22:56,188 --> 00:22:59,398 Forty nine million, eight hundred thousand... 315 00:22:59,469 --> 00:23:02,076 The last ones. 316 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:05,598 49 million, nine hundred thousand. 317 00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:07,639 And that one. 318 00:23:08,351 --> 00:23:11,195 Fifty million! 319 00:23:11,271 --> 00:23:14,115 - You know how to count. Not bad. - [ Laughing ] 320 00:23:14,191 --> 00:23:16,080 That wasn't so bad. 321 00:23:16,832 --> 00:23:18,243 [ Grunts ] 322 00:23:19,672 --> 00:23:21,038 [ Grunts ] 323 00:23:22,273 --> 00:23:23,604 - [Line Ringing] - Still not reaching him? 324 00:23:23,673 --> 00:23:26,074 I don't know what the hell happened to his phone. 325 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,885 Fucking phone isn't working. 326 00:23:28,994 --> 00:23:31,361 - Keep calling. - Should I leave a voice mail? 327 00:23:31,434 --> 00:23:34,085 Text him. Go with your first idea for once. 328 00:23:34,154 --> 00:23:34,920 What was he doing? 329 00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:36,991 He was just supposed to pick up something. 330 00:23:37,035 --> 00:23:39,356 - Pick up something? - A suitcase. 331 00:23:39,435 --> 00:23:43,043 - A suitcase? - Yes. You know what a suitcase is. 332 00:23:43,116 --> 00:23:46,677 - It's a portable space to keep your stuff in. - [ Stammering ] 333 00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:51,126 - Couldn't you get the suitcase? - Does this look like jewelry to you? 334 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:54,884 - Sorry, I forgot the ankle monitor. - I haven't forgotten about it! 335 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:56,198 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 336 00:23:56,318 --> 00:23:58,640 - Is that Bulten? - I'll take this. 337 00:23:58,719 --> 00:24:01,962 Ouf. Shut up. I'll do the talking. 338 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,806 - Is that Bulten? - I said shut up. This is Géddan. 339 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,723 - [ In English ] Yeah. Hello, mate. - [In English] Yeah. 340 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,770 - How's it going? - Shit good. No prob/em. 341 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,812 What is clock for you? We have, uh, kvéll, evening. 342 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,366 Never mind about the clocks. 343 00:24:16,442 --> 00:24:18,809 Now you were supposed to ring me earlier, weren't you? 344 00:24:18,881 --> 00:24:20,327 Why didn't you ring me earlier? 345 00:24:20,402 --> 00:24:23,009 Oh, yes, I know but, um... 346 00:24:23,082 --> 00:24:26,007 Ja vad fan, I had some mobile battery trouble. 347 00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,529 - Listen, mate... - Yes, but I was trying to-to... 348 00:24:28,603 --> 00:24:30,605 Calm down. Calm, calm down, mate. 349 00:24:30,683 --> 00:24:34,166 Now you're stumbling, you're mumbling. You're talking gibberish. 350 00:24:34,244 --> 00:24:37,215 Maybe you could hand the phone to somebody that I could talk to properly. 351 00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:39,453 - Loaders for mobile. - Could you do that? 352 00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:42,928 Okay, wait. I give to you phone for-for Caracas. 353 00:24:43,005 --> 00:24:46,294 - Yes, give her the phone. - Hold on. Wait. 354 00:24:46,366 --> 00:24:48,768 [ In Swedish ] Caracas, bitch! Telephone! 355 00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:51,132 Come here! 356 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:55,617 - Who is it? - Shh! 357 00:25:01,088 --> 00:25:03,490 [ In English ] Pim! How are you? 358 00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:06,652 Never mind how I am. Have you got my cash? 359 00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:08,778 - We have it. - Hello? 360 00:25:08,850 --> 00:25:10,260 [ In Swedish ] What do you mean? 361 00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:12,537 One of my guys has the money, so we have the money. 362 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:14,291 Say we have it, dammit, it's not a problem. 363 00:25:14,331 --> 00:25:17,574 Caracas, are you there? Hello? 364 00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:19,416 [ In English ] Hello, hello. 365 00:25:19,492 --> 00:25:20,981 Uh, Bulten has it. 366 00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:24,454 Oh, good. So everything's fine, then. You've got it. 367 00:25:24,532 --> 00:25:26,774 - He-He's not here yet but he will be here soon. - [ Muttering ] 368 00:25:26,853 --> 00:25:30,335 - Don't-Don't worry. - Just get the bag to my courier by tomorrow. 369 00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:33,065 Otherwise you are dead. 370 00:25:33,134 --> 00:25:36,536 I ask you to do one thing: Say we have the money. 371 00:25:36,614 --> 00:25:39,937 Is that so fucking hard? This is unbelievable. 372 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:45,181 You go to Malmkoping and pick that moron up! This is serious! 373 00:25:54,937 --> 00:25:57,781 - Java? - Yes, please. 374 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,461 Aspirin. 375 00:26:01,378 --> 00:26:04,700 - Did you sleep well? - Yeah. 376 00:26:04,778 --> 00:26:07,464 He hasn't made any noise this morning? 377 00:26:08,219 --> 00:26:10,541 No, not a sound. 378 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,351 Twenty degrees below freezing? Damn it! 379 00:26:20,421 --> 00:26:22,549 [ Fans Whirring ] 380 00:26:27,182 --> 00:26:30,471 God damn it! What have I done? 381 00:26:30,543 --> 00:26:32,944 - What? - Bloody hell! 382 00:26:33,023 --> 00:26:36,745 - How could I leave the cold on? - Oh, my. 383 00:26:37,223 --> 00:26:39,226 Yeah, well... 384 00:26:40,904 --> 00:26:42,873 it'll work out. 385 00:26:44,305 --> 00:26:46,434 [Allan Narrating] Regret doesn't do you much good, 386 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:48,951 not unless you own a time machine. 387 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:54,237 You know, regret doesn't undo the thing you regret doing. 388 00:26:54,306 --> 00:26:59,108 And my operation, well, I never regretted that. 389 00:26:59,187 --> 00:27:03,034 On the contrary, it was a real stroke of luck. 390 00:27:03,108 --> 00:27:06,908 - [ Explosion ] - If my crotch hadn't been so stiff 391 00:27:06,988 --> 00:27:08,991 from the professor's shaky hand, 392 00:27:09,069 --> 00:27:12,152 I would never have stopped by the cannon foundry. 393 00:27:12,229 --> 00:27:15,677 Nor would I have taken a job there either. Huh. 394 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:19,881 - [Allan ] Where are the cannons? - We cast the barrels here. 395 00:27:19,951 --> 00:27:21,874 - You'll observe for a week. - [ Man Chattering In Spanish ] 396 00:27:21,951 --> 00:27:25,717 - Esteban! Shut up and work! - Si, si, si. 397 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:28,362 [ In Swedish ] We have to work together for a better world. 398 00:27:30,552 --> 00:27:35,241 Esteban, the Spaniard, was as slim as a ﬂagpole, 399 00:27:35,313 --> 00:27:39,444 But, then again, he only used his mouth for talking, nothing else. 400 00:27:39,514 --> 00:27:41,915 [ In Spanish ] Come with me and fight Franco! 401 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,785 [ In Swedish ] Allan! Allan! Where are you in this? 402 00:27:43,811 --> 00:27:44,465 That was nice. 403 00:27:44,514 --> 00:27:46,677 What do you want? You need to make a stand! 404 00:27:46,755 --> 00:27:51,080 - Explain that to me. - I like to shoot. I like the booming. 405 00:27:51,156 --> 00:27:52,920 We have to do something. 406 00:27:52,996 --> 00:27:55,602 When Spain was headed for civil war, 407 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,326 he invited me to go with him 408 00:27:57,397 --> 00:28:01,402 - to help him crush somebody called Franco. - [ Whistle Blows] 409 00:28:01,517 --> 00:28:03,839 I figured, why not? 410 00:28:03,918 --> 00:28:07,445 After all, in war you must get to blow things up. 411 00:28:07,518 --> 00:28:10,841 [ In Spanish ] Long live the revolution! Long live Durutti! 412 00:28:10,919 --> 00:28:14,605 [ In Swedish ] Where are you going? Come join the international brigades! 413 00:28:14,679 --> 00:28:18,207 [Chattering ] 414 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,487 [ In German ] Hitler is a good man! 415 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,531 - [ Chattering ] - [ In German ] I need to sleep. 416 00:28:25,721 --> 00:28:27,246 [ In Swedish ] Comrades, don't sleep! 417 00:28:27,321 --> 00:28:28,972 [ In English ] There's no time to sleep. 418 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:33,445 [ In Spanish ] We have to fight against Franco! We'd rather die than give up! 419 00:28:33,522 --> 00:28:38,165 Long live the revolution! 420 00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:42,292 [ Esteban Chattering, indistinct] 421 00:28:44,843 --> 00:28:47,211 Comrades, raise the ﬂag of the republic! 422 00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:51,084 And open your revolutionary hearts. 423 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:55,012 When we got there, the first bullet of the war had not yet been fired. 424 00:28:55,086 --> 00:28:58,056 Death to the fascists! Death to Franco! 425 00:28:58,166 --> 00:29:01,136 That is, until Esteban stood up to shout. 426 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:06,014 My mother's words of wisdom came back to me. 427 00:29:06,087 --> 00:29:09,615 - “You shouldn't talk too much" - [ Murmuring ] 428 00:29:09,688 --> 00:29:14,820 And he never got to blow up any bridges, poor guy. 429 00:29:14,889 --> 00:29:19,497 But me, I got to blow up quite a few. 430 00:29:23,850 --> 00:29:26,536 [ In Swedish ] Tres, dos and uno. 431 00:29:26,611 --> 00:29:28,261 Here comes the bang! 432 00:29:31,491 --> 00:29:33,494 [ In Spanish ] Get down! Damn! 433 00:29:35,452 --> 00:29:38,615 For many years, I did nothing but eat and sleep 434 00:29:38,692 --> 00:29:42,175 - and blow things up. - [ Explosion ] 435 00:29:42,253 --> 00:29:45,018 [ Chuckles ] It was a wonderful time. 436 00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:52,136 [ Gunshots ] 437 00:30:01,295 --> 00:30:03,742 But it was a little biz' too much of a good thing. 438 00:30:06,817 --> 00:30:11,061 Suddenly, the urge to blows things up was gone. 439 00:30:11,137 --> 00:30:14,745 So I figured... screw this. 440 00:30:14,818 --> 00:30:16,422 I'll do something else. 441 00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:21,465 Having walked through Spain for hundreds of miles, 442 00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:24,304 I certainly didn't mind getting a ride. 443 00:30:24,379 --> 00:30:25,791 [ I In Spanish ] Stop! 444 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,830 What's he doing there? Stop the car! 445 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:32,386 Stop, stop! 446 00:30:37,181 --> 00:30:41,744 As it turned out, it was General Franco cruising the countryside. 447 00:30:42,783 --> 00:30:45,104 He appreciated my waving, 448 00:30:45,182 --> 00:30:47,106 and treated me to dancing 449 00:30:47,184 --> 00:30:50,188 - and paella and lots of rioja. - JJ [ Guitar] 450 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:56,185 That was a perfect ending to my stay in Spain. 451 00:30:57,824 --> 00:31:01,547 My friend Allan. You have saved my life. 452 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,630 I will give you a gift. My favorite pistol. 453 00:31:04,706 --> 00:31:06,994 [Allan, In Swedish ] What a shiny knickknack. 454 00:31:07,107 --> 00:31:09,393 - Enjoy it. - [ In Spanish ] Thank you. 455 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:16,275 [Allan ] Hey, mister. Do you think it can be fired? 456 00:31:16,348 --> 00:31:18,794 [ Franco] This is how you dance! 457 00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:31,754 - [Women Scream ] - Relax, everyone. That's my friend Allan. 458 00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:34,996 Tell me, Allan. 459 00:31:35,071 --> 00:31:38,075 What will you miss most about our beautiful country? 460 00:31:38,151 --> 00:31:42,919 [ Exhales] The wine, and my friend Esteban. 461 00:31:43,592 --> 00:31:45,082 He died. 462 00:31:45,753 --> 00:31:47,755 Long live Esteban! 463 00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,564 [ Crowd ] Long live Esteban! 464 00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:55,321 - [ Cell Phone Beeping ] - [Allan ] What's beeping? Hear that? 465 00:31:55,393 --> 00:31:56,884 A telephone. 466 00:31:56,954 --> 00:32:00,277 - What? - Yeah, here. 467 00:32:01,435 --> 00:32:05,235 Lots of text messages coming in. 468 00:32:05,316 --> 00:32:09,037 - Now? - The reception is bad in there. 469 00:32:09,116 --> 00:32:14,156 “From Géddan. From Hinken... Hinken... Hinken...” 470 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:17,559 - Hinken? - “...Hinken, Mom...” 471 00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:20,561 - “...Hinken, Géddan...” - He's popular. 472 00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:24,325 Well, maybe not. Hinken writes, “Call or die”. 473 00:32:35,001 --> 00:32:37,732 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 474 00:32:37,801 --> 00:32:40,168 Great timing... 475 00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:44,005 - Hello? - Hi, Géddan. 476 00:32:44,082 --> 00:32:46,244 - I'm at the station now. - Yes? 477 00:32:46,322 --> 00:32:48,690 - The place is totally empty. - Yeah? 478 00:32:48,762 --> 00:32:52,006 There's just some moron in the ticket window. 479 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:54,928 - What do I do? - Did you ask him? 480 00:32:55,003 --> 00:32:58,770 - What do I ask? - If he's seen anything. 481 00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:01,688 Yeah, okay. I'll ask. 482 00:33:17,447 --> 00:33:20,975 Ronny Hult is here, with his wife. 483 00:33:21,048 --> 00:33:23,016 Pick up your own visitors next time. 484 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:26,535 Yeah, sorry. I didn't even know they'd shown up. 485 00:33:27,568 --> 00:33:28,569 Hello. 486 00:33:28,688 --> 00:33:31,260 - Please sit down. - Thank you. 487 00:33:31,329 --> 00:33:34,573 So, tell me what happened yesterday. 488 00:33:34,650 --> 00:33:37,733 Well, I work at the travel center. 489 00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:40,894 A few hours had passed. It was around lunch time... 490 00:33:40,971 --> 00:33:44,373 Just tell him what happened! 491 00:33:44,451 --> 00:33:48,252 - Well... that's what I'm doing. - You're not doing it very well. 492 00:33:50,892 --> 00:33:55,455 Okay. This guy jumped me. He was quite violent. 493 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:59,778 You forgot to mention the old guy. Do it in the right order. 494 00:34:01,214 --> 00:34:05,538 First, there was this old person, a man I sold a ticket to. 495 00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:10,258 That was the hundred-year-old. He buys a ticket from Ronny. 496 00:34:10,336 --> 00:34:12,656 Then this biker guy shows up, 497 00:34:12,735 --> 00:34:16,707 assaults Ronny and makes him drive to Byringe. 498 00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:44,871 Hello? 499 00:34:48,661 --> 00:34:50,390 Anyone home? 500 00:34:53,422 --> 00:34:55,663 Do you know what time it is? 501 00:34:57,143 --> 00:35:01,671 Yeah, it's almost eleven o'clock. 502 00:35:01,743 --> 00:35:06,147 Good. That means it's almost time for their lunch break. 503 00:35:12,225 --> 00:35:13,670 Hey there. 504 00:35:15,265 --> 00:35:18,748 - Hi. - Bye. 505 00:35:28,907 --> 00:35:30,558 I see... 506 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:40,432 I see... That could have been painful. 507 00:35:40,549 --> 00:35:43,872 Being dead can have its advantages sometimes. 508 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:49,875 - There. - Oh. 509 00:35:58,953 --> 00:36:00,717 [ Crowbar Clangs ] 510 00:36:02,233 --> 00:36:05,601 - Do we throw it all out? - All of it. 511 00:36:07,994 --> 00:36:11,316 - Now what? I see... - He goes in there. 512 00:36:12,074 --> 00:36:14,806 [ Both Grunting ] 513 00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:18,727 There. 514 00:36:24,157 --> 00:36:25,726 Djibouti? 515 00:36:25,797 --> 00:36:29,927 Well, he gets to see the world anyway. 516 00:36:29,997 --> 00:36:35,528 The good thing about vests is that sizes aren't that big a deal. 517 00:36:36,318 --> 00:36:38,161 [ Murmuring ] 518 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:54,810 You throw like a girl. 519 00:36:56,402 --> 00:36:58,245 - What? - Julius, 520 00:36:58,322 --> 00:37:02,009 you'll have to help me pull the suitcase. Now that there's two of us. 521 00:37:02,082 --> 00:37:03,926 - Hell, yeah. - Yeah. 522 00:37:04,003 --> 00:37:06,210 - Well, of course. - Yeah, I can... I can take it. 523 00:37:06,283 --> 00:37:08,524 So take it. Thank you. 524 00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:11,015 Hey, you there! 525 00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:13,894 - Hey, hello! - Hello! 526 00:37:13,964 --> 00:37:16,650 Could you hold on? I'm with the police. 527 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:22,215 Have you...? I'm looking for a hundred-year-old man 528 00:37:22,285 --> 00:37:26,895 who got lost from a retirement home in Malmkoping. 529 00:37:27,007 --> 00:37:28,337 Have you seen some old guy? 530 00:37:28,406 --> 00:37:33,573 Yes, I saw an old guy riding a rail bike with Johnsson. 531 00:37:33,647 --> 00:37:38,576 - I see. Julius Johnsson? - Yes, exactly. 532 00:37:38,649 --> 00:37:44,656 And a guy in a biker's vest looking all cocky, wearing sunglasses. 533 00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:48,530 They way they do these days. He didn't even say hello. 534 00:37:48,610 --> 00:37:53,650 - Where did you see them? - By Akers Styckebruk soccer field. 535 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:58,612 - Was it long ago? - About half an hour. 536 00:37:58,691 --> 00:38:00,693 Are you certain? 537 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:02,413 No. 538 00:38:07,773 --> 00:38:09,138 Bye. 539 00:38:15,373 --> 00:38:18,025 [ Muttering ] 540 00:38:21,815 --> 00:38:23,419 [Julius ] Hey there. 541 00:38:23,496 --> 00:38:26,466 You wouldn't have room for two hitchhikers, would you? 542 00:38:26,576 --> 00:38:29,227 Uh... 543 00:38:30,697 --> 00:38:33,098 - Hello. - Hello. 544 00:38:34,737 --> 00:38:36,979 - Sure, I can do that. - Great. 545 00:38:37,058 --> 00:38:40,141 There's not a lot of room here... 546 00:38:40,258 --> 00:38:43,705 We'll put the suitcase in the front. 547 00:38:43,778 --> 00:38:47,943 - Where are you going? - Do you run the store here? 548 00:38:49,099 --> 00:38:52,182 No. God, no. 549 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:55,309 I just work here. I'm a student. 550 00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:58,749 You're a student? Not in primary school, I guess. 551 00:38:58,861 --> 00:39:03,072 No. I've tried various things. 552 00:39:03,142 --> 00:39:05,667 - Studied all sorts of different things. - Oh? 553 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:11,351 I think it's quite a complex issue, 554 00:39:11,423 --> 00:39:14,906 with career options and the like. 555 00:39:16,544 --> 00:39:21,187 - How do you mean? - Well, there are... 556 00:39:21,304 --> 00:39:24,832 There are different, um... 557 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:28,910 That is to say... The way I see it, it's... 558 00:39:29,306 --> 00:39:30,512 What? 559 00:39:30,586 --> 00:39:34,831 I figure that it's difficult to make decisions about... 560 00:39:37,467 --> 00:39:42,394 That's great. Keep all your options open. 561 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:45,231 Well, never mind. 562 00:39:45,309 --> 00:39:48,836 Uh, get in. 563 00:39:48,909 --> 00:39:50,877 Thanks! Thank you. 564 00:39:52,069 --> 00:39:54,151 So where are you going? 565 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:59,674 Well... Where are you going? 566 00:40:01,631 --> 00:40:05,522 - I'm going to the warehouse store. - That sounds nice. 567 00:40:07,511 --> 00:40:10,403 Are you sure? It's in the middle of nowhere. 568 00:40:10,473 --> 00:40:12,759 Yes. The middle of nowhere is underrated. 569 00:40:14,593 --> 00:40:16,834 Yeah, I guess it is. 570 00:40:22,074 --> 00:40:25,079 ♪♪[ Rock] 571 00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:27,761 Hey, can you mention the sponsor? 572 00:40:27,835 --> 00:40:30,566 - That would be awesome. - What? 573 00:40:30,675 --> 00:40:35,079 The insurance agency Skandia turns 150 and this guy is 100 years old. 574 00:40:35,156 --> 00:40:36,760 That would be great. 575 00:40:36,836 --> 00:40:40,444 As a cop, you could do something crazy on it. 576 00:40:40,517 --> 00:40:44,317 - No, I won't do that. - But they're both old. 577 00:40:44,397 --> 00:40:48,926 - Don't you...? I'm a cop, damn it. - But it would be great. 578 00:40:48,999 --> 00:40:52,685 Give up, already. I said no, and I work for the government. 579 00:40:52,759 --> 00:40:56,764 I can't be advertising on this damned channel. 580 00:40:56,839 --> 00:41:02,927 Fresh '70s group The Police, with their song “Message in a Bottle”. 581 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,323 And I have policeman Aronsson here. 582 00:41:06,401 --> 00:41:08,973 - Inspector. - Welcome. Welcome. 583 00:41:09,042 --> 00:41:13,253 You have a little message for the public, but not in a bottle. 584 00:41:13,322 --> 00:41:15,166 - No. - No. [Chuckles] 585 00:41:15,243 --> 00:41:16,847 Tell me about that. 586 00:41:16,923 --> 00:41:22,533 It's about a man called Allan Karlsson. 587 00:41:22,604 --> 00:41:24,484 [ Aronsson On Radio] who, on his 100th birthday, 588 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,654 left the Malmkoping retirement home. 589 00:41:27,725 --> 00:41:29,648 [ Deejay] Oh, my. A hundred years, huh? 590 00:41:29,725 --> 00:41:32,171 Is he playing hide and seek, or what? 591 00:41:32,245 --> 00:41:35,807 No. He may have been kidnapped 592 00:41:35,886 --> 00:41:38,366 by a biker gang at the Malmkoping station. 593 00:41:38,446 --> 00:41:41,017 Kidnapped? Oh, my. 594 00:41:41,086 --> 00:41:42,930 - That sounds like some bachelor party - What the hell? 595 00:41:43,007 --> 00:41:45,055 Is he going to marry Anna Nicole Smith, or what? 596 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,811 [ Chuckling ] 597 00:41:46,887 --> 00:41:50,131 [Aronsson ] We would be grateful for any tip offs. 598 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:52,097 [ Deejay] Right. Thanks for being here. 599 00:41:52,168 --> 00:41:54,058 [ Radio Continues, indistinct] 600 00:41:54,128 --> 00:41:55,893 [Line Ringing] 601 00:41:55,969 --> 00:41:59,053 - Hello? - Hey, I'm sitting in the car. 602 00:41:59,130 --> 00:42:02,851 Some cop on the radio is prattling on 603 00:42:02,930 --> 00:42:06,901 about some 100-year-old who was kidnapped by a biker gang. 604 00:42:06,970 --> 00:42:09,451 Did they say kidnapped? 605 00:42:09,531 --> 00:42:11,977 Yes, they just said it on the radio. 606 00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:13,577 That has to be Bulten. 607 00:42:13,652 --> 00:42:17,373 Oh, Bulten. You're a dead man now. 608 00:42:25,773 --> 00:42:30,063 - Do you want anything? - Uh, no, that's fine. 609 00:42:31,814 --> 00:42:35,342 100-YEAR-OLD KIDNAPPED BY BIKER GANG 610 00:42:50,498 --> 00:42:53,388 [ Mufﬂed ] if you need gas, pull the lever. 611 00:42:54,418 --> 00:42:57,821 You have to pull the lever to get gasoline. 612 00:42:57,899 --> 00:43:00,903 Pull the lever by the pump. 613 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:03,266 No... 614 00:43:03,339 --> 00:43:08,062 You need to pull the lever by the pump! Push the handle. 615 00:43:12,501 --> 00:43:17,109 Haven't you filled up a car before? You have to pull the lever. 616 00:43:17,181 --> 00:43:20,231 - Has he kidnapped you? - What? Who? 617 00:43:21,062 --> 00:43:23,794 - Julius. - What? No. 618 00:43:23,863 --> 00:43:25,752 You have to pull the lever. 619 00:43:25,823 --> 00:43:29,874 The headline says you've been kidnapped by bikers. 620 00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:33,312 Julius was wearing a biker vest. I just saw it. 621 00:43:33,385 --> 00:43:35,785 No, the biker vest isn't his. 622 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:40,234 He took it from that bald kid. 623 00:43:40,305 --> 00:43:44,197 - A little kid? - He doesn't need it now. He's dead. 624 00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:46,553 I hit him with a croquet mallet. 625 00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:50,598 - Did you kill...? - No, no. He froze to death. 626 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:52,713 Okay...? 627 00:43:52,827 --> 00:43:57,550 The bald kid came to me, sweat pouring off his face. 628 00:43:57,629 --> 00:43:59,438 I guess he had the runs. 629 00:43:59,509 --> 00:44:03,195 He was not doing well, so he handed me the suitcase. 630 00:44:03,269 --> 00:44:04,874 There's 50 million in it. 631 00:44:04,950 --> 00:44:07,156 - What? - We haven't taken it. 632 00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:08,800 - Drive! - What is this? 633 00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:10,872 - Hit it! - He can't pump gas. 634 00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:14,353 - Never mind that. Drive! - Alright. 635 00:44:14,430 --> 00:44:17,799 [Julius ] Step on it, Benny! Step on it! 636 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:23,879 The lady at the register saw me. 637 00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:26,638 What did she see? 638 00:44:26,713 --> 00:44:31,196 This little bag happened to drop into my pocket. 639 00:44:31,273 --> 00:44:33,595 - You want one? - Yes, please. 640 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:35,881 So you shoplifted, eh? 641 00:44:35,954 --> 00:44:37,797 What the hell? 642 00:44:37,874 --> 00:44:39,161 [Julius ] What? 643 00:44:41,235 --> 00:44:44,365 What the hell has happened? 644 00:44:44,436 --> 00:44:45,925 I apologize. 645 00:44:45,995 --> 00:44:50,958 Of course you, as a store employee, get upset when I just grab a... 646 00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:54,439 [Allan ] He can't break a million-crown stack for some candy. 647 00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:56,998 I don't care about the candy! 648 00:44:57,078 --> 00:45:00,366 What have you done? Well? 649 00:45:01,078 --> 00:45:02,921 [ Benny Mutters ] 650 00:45:02,998 --> 00:45:07,960 I'll never ask for information through the radio again. 651 00:45:08,079 --> 00:45:11,801 - No, it didn't turn out too well. - Why do we even do that? 652 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,764 - Akers Styckebruk called. - And? 653 00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:17,851 The dog indicated a corpse on the rail bike. 654 00:45:17,921 --> 00:45:19,923 - A corpse? - Yes, exactly. 655 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:30,249 Benny, how about you skip the warehouse store and come with us instead? 656 00:45:30,323 --> 00:45:32,291 Or do you have an exam on Monday? 657 00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:38,088 What will you do with the money? 658 00:45:39,165 --> 00:45:42,486 I expect we'll split it up. Right, Julius? 659 00:45:42,564 --> 00:45:44,090 Yeah... 660 00:45:44,205 --> 00:45:48,575 We'll have to talk about that later, because we're not in a good spot. 661 00:45:48,645 --> 00:45:51,411 Please step on it. 662 00:45:51,486 --> 00:45:55,776 [ Benny] So... who does the money belong to? 663 00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:59,973 You didn't win it in the lottery. 664 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:03,734 [Allan Narrating] So what? Does anyone really own anything? 665 00:46:03,808 --> 00:46:06,539 I mean, everything seems to change hands sooner or later. 666 00:46:06,648 --> 00:46:09,334 [ In English ] Extra, extra! 667 00:46:09,409 --> 00:46:11,776 Like that pistol Franco gave me. 668 00:46:11,849 --> 00:46:13,659 I traded it for... 669 00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:16,860 f-for a work permit when I got to America. 670 00:46:20,971 --> 00:46:22,780 [ Man, In English] Hey, Allan! 671 00:46:23,811 --> 00:46:25,620 You know they're looking for people, right? 672 00:46:25,691 --> 00:46:29,663 - [ Mutters ] [ In English ] Who? - Yeah, for the Manhattan Project. 673 00:46:29,732 --> 00:46:32,019 Manhatt... What Manhattan Project? 674 00:46:32,092 --> 00:46:34,221 Yeah, man. The Manhattan Project, Allan. 675 00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:36,182 You ask me, I think when we get a chance, 676 00:46:36,253 --> 00:46:38,255 we gotta try and get us an interview or something. 677 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:40,017 Hey, you see my fucking hammer up there? 678 00:46:40,093 --> 00:46:43,337 [ In Swedish ] That sounds great to my ears, I can tell you that. 679 00:46:43,414 --> 00:46:45,986 What you saying, man? Me and you could make a change. 680 00:46:46,055 --> 00:46:49,184 [ In English ] ls... That's very good. That's a good project. 681 00:46:49,256 --> 00:46:52,146 It's time that somebody does something about it. 682 00:46:52,216 --> 00:46:53,741 It's bitter. 683 00:46:53,816 --> 00:46:56,502 Bitter? Man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout? 684 00:46:56,577 --> 00:46:59,421 The... the Manhattan drink. Here. 685 00:47:00,497 --> 00:47:02,739 - [ Man Screams] For fuck's sake! - Shit. 686 00:47:02,818 --> 00:47:05,742 You know, you drink it. The Manhattan drink. 687 00:47:05,818 --> 00:47:07,422 Man, what the hell you mean, man? 688 00:47:07,498 --> 00:47:10,867 [ In Swedish ] it's like kissing a German Shepherd's ass. 689 00:47:11,819 --> 00:47:13,503 It's a bomb. 690 00:47:13,579 --> 00:47:15,741 It's the biggest bomb on earth. 691 00:47:15,819 --> 00:47:17,345 [ In English ] it's a bomb project? 692 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,950 [Allan Narrating] And just like that, 693 00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:23,308 my urge to blow things up was back. 694 00:47:23,381 --> 00:47:27,511 I-I have to say, it was a wonderful feeling. 695 00:47:29,822 --> 00:47:33,622 It's not gonna work. We tried that last week. 696 00:47:33,702 --> 00:47:36,626 Maybe some coffee will help you, sir. Coffee. 697 00:47:36,702 --> 00:47:38,353 Ah, thanks. 698 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:42,867 And still no-no bomb today, I guess? 699 00:47:46,184 --> 00:47:49,108 Mr. Oppenheimer, I really must say I am quite disappointed. 700 00:47:49,224 --> 00:47:52,786 Nothing happens here. No explosions, nothing. It's... 701 00:47:52,865 --> 00:47:55,153 - Your name's Allan, yeah? - Allan. 702 00:47:55,226 --> 00:47:57,627 Allan, this is just not any bomb. 703 00:47:57,706 --> 00:48:00,027 We need to figure out some pretty complicated things here. 704 00:48:00,106 --> 00:48:03,828 No, no, but-but you have to k-keep on testing, You have to start testing again. 705 00:48:03,907 --> 00:48:07,515 As my mother used to say, “Don't think so much. Just-Just do it”. 706 00:48:07,588 --> 00:48:09,590 Yeah, but what your mom didn't tell you is 707 00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:11,392 that to detonate this bomb 708 00:48:11,468 --> 00:48:14,120 we need to solve a minor but crucial fucking problem. 709 00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:17,436 Yeah? What's the problem? 710 00:48:17,549 --> 00:48:20,346 Allan... I'm gonna give you a minute, okay? 711 00:48:20,372 --> 00:48:21,261 Oh, good. 712 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:23,800 - For what we're going for, - Mm-hmm. 713 00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:28,797 We need to use twice as much plutonium as we're using now. 714 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:30,680 So, what are you waiting for? 715 00:48:30,752 --> 00:48:32,754 [ Laughing ] 716 00:48:32,832 --> 00:48:35,517 W-We can't just add twice as much plutonium. 717 00:48:35,592 --> 00:48:38,836 It's unstable. It just falls apart. It's simple physics. 718 00:48:38,913 --> 00:48:42,360 I know, you been talking about this for weeks now, but listen. 719 00:48:42,433 --> 00:48:45,642 - Uh, I give you a minute, okay? - Okay. 720 00:48:45,713 --> 00:48:47,364 I had a little theory on this. 721 00:48:47,434 --> 00:48:49,482 What if you take half-half here, 722 00:48:49,554 --> 00:48:52,399 and half there and put it together... 723 00:48:52,475 --> 00:48:53,875 [ In Swedish ] Just a few seconds... 724 00:48:53,914 --> 00:48:55,440 [ In English ] Just before the explosion. 725 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,438 Yeah. Now, that's the problem. 726 00:48:57,555 --> 00:49:02,039 How are we gonna do that, with a falling bomb encased in metal, up in the air? 727 00:49:02,116 --> 00:49:05,518 [ Mumbles ] Do you have some dynamite? 728 00:49:09,277 --> 00:49:11,803 [ Explosion ] 729 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,849 [ Allan Narrating ] It was that easy to get the bomb going. 730 00:49:30,281 --> 00:49:34,172 - [ Cheering ] - Everyone was terribly excited. 731 00:49:34,241 --> 00:49:39,123 Not least Harry. The vice president, Harry S. Truman. 732 00:49:39,202 --> 00:49:41,833 I'm gonna buy you the biggest drink you have ever drunk. 733 00:49:41,859 --> 00:49:42,549 Thank you. 734 00:49:47,843 --> 00:49:50,324 [Sighs] [ In Swedish ] Damn, a pee stain. 735 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:54,773 You know, you've done mankind a great service, my friend. 736 00:49:54,844 --> 00:49:56,370 - Yeah. - You listen to me? 737 00:49:56,445 --> 00:49:59,369 - Whatever you do... - You have done... 738 00:49:59,445 --> 00:50:01,129 You have changed the world. 739 00:50:01,205 --> 00:50:02,100 You push and you pull... 740 00:50:02,126 --> 00:50:03,916 You have changed the world for the better. 741 00:50:04,006 --> 00:50:05,807 But the last drop still ends up in your pants. 742 00:50:05,846 --> 00:50:07,530 - Listen to me. - [ In English ] Yeah, I'm listening. 743 00:50:07,606 --> 00:50:12,056 There will be no more wars after this invention of yours. 744 00:50:12,127 --> 00:50:14,528 Thanks to you, my friend. 745 00:50:15,808 --> 00:50:18,414 [ Imitates Explosion, Laughs] 746 00:50:18,488 --> 00:50:22,289 America, and the world, will never have to fight again 747 00:50:22,369 --> 00:50:25,570 - because people will know the power, the awesome power... - [ Man Clears Throat] 748 00:50:25,609 --> 00:50:27,977 - Gentlemen, I'm sorry to interrupt you. - [Truman ] Imagine that. 749 00:50:28,050 --> 00:50:30,018 Mr. Truman. 750 00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:32,331 - What is it? - There's a phone call. 751 00:50:32,410 --> 00:50:35,017 It's a phone call you'll have to take. 752 00:50:35,091 --> 00:50:37,822 I gotta take this. Never go into politics. 753 00:50:40,292 --> 00:50:42,056 - Yello? - [Man] Sir, um... 754 00:50:42,132 --> 00:50:46,422 [ Allan Narrating ]A boozed-up American can talk anyone's head off. 755 00:50:46,493 --> 00:50:48,655 It takes a lot to shut them up. 756 00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:53,295 Something like a president dying. 757 00:50:53,373 --> 00:50:55,581 Oh. Jesus Christ. 758 00:50:56,974 --> 00:50:58,738 - Alright, be right there. - [Man] Thank you, sir. 759 00:50:58,814 --> 00:51:03,264 [Allan Narrating ] Which is exactly what President Roosevelt went and did that day. 760 00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:07,858 [ In Swedish ] Now, here... 761 00:51:09,697 --> 00:51:12,860 [ In English ] Hey! H-Harry. Harry. Harry! 762 00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:17,545 - You forgot your... - it's a vice-presidential lighter. You keep it. 763 00:51:17,617 --> 00:51:21,225 Harry didn't mind things changing hands either. 764 00:51:26,419 --> 00:51:28,547 - Mr. Karlsson? - Well, Allan. 765 00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:31,385 - Welcome back to Sweden. - Thank you. 766 00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:35,181 Uh, Prime Minister Erlander invites you to a welcome dinner. 767 00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:37,662 I had barely set foot in Sweden 768 00:51:37,781 --> 00:51:41,264 before I was shanghaied to a dinner at the Grand. 769 00:51:41,342 --> 00:51:45,472 Good timing. The food on the airplane was terrible. 770 00:51:45,582 --> 00:51:48,632 - I am pretty hungry. - Then get in. 771 00:51:48,703 --> 00:51:53,072 And one soldier got up and said, “Duck, everyone! He's reloading!” 772 00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:55,545 [ Laughing ] 773 00:51:58,864 --> 00:52:00,548 [ Clears Throat] 774 00:52:00,624 --> 00:52:06,155 Harry S. Truman himself said Allan was a very nice man 775 00:52:06,225 --> 00:52:08,671 who has also done much for the US. 776 00:52:08,745 --> 00:52:11,829 I don't know about that, but we had some party. 777 00:52:11,946 --> 00:52:13,994 Tell me. I am terribly curious. 778 00:52:14,066 --> 00:52:17,435 We were drinking tequila. 779 00:52:17,507 --> 00:52:21,718 - Loads of tequila. - I meant what happened before that. 780 00:52:21,788 --> 00:52:25,759 Before that? No, we only had tequila throughout. 781 00:52:25,828 --> 00:52:28,070 Harry wanted bourbon, but that's kid's stuff. 782 00:52:28,149 --> 00:52:31,790 Mr. Karlsson, I refer to the work. 783 00:52:31,869 --> 00:52:34,271 - When I worked on Manhattan? - Yes. 784 00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:36,438 You couldn't have tequila then. 785 00:52:36,510 --> 00:52:39,320 That would be lethal. It goes to your head. 786 00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:43,715 Excuse me, I have to leave. The government is calling. 787 00:52:43,791 --> 00:52:46,362 That is to say, my wife. [ Laughing ] 788 00:52:46,431 --> 00:52:47,763 [ Shutter Clicks ] 789 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:49,755 Enough of that. The meal's on me. 790 00:52:49,832 --> 00:52:52,404 Tell Engineer Eklund the rest. Good night. 791 00:52:52,473 --> 00:52:53,918 Okay- 792 00:52:53,993 --> 00:52:55,279 Bye. 793 00:52:57,073 --> 00:52:59,554 The Prime Minister asked me to... 794 00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:03,161 - Do you think he'll be back? - No. 795 00:53:03,234 --> 00:53:06,842 Then I'll take his steak. 796 00:53:06,915 --> 00:53:09,122 It would be a shame for it to go to waste. 797 00:53:09,196 --> 00:53:14,077 The Prime Minister has asked me to inquire 798 00:53:14,156 --> 00:53:19,003 if we might have room for Mr. Karlsson at the Atomic Energy Commission. 799 00:53:19,077 --> 00:53:23,162 - How nice. - So, how about your studies? 800 00:53:23,277 --> 00:53:26,999 Not much to get excited about. Just three years. 801 00:53:27,118 --> 00:53:29,121 Only three years of academic studies? 802 00:53:29,199 --> 00:53:31,930 Yes, I quit when I was nine. 803 00:53:33,519 --> 00:53:37,206 - Nine? - Yes, nine. Or ten. 804 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,601 I was ten! No, hold on. 805 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,685 I turned ten that year. 806 00:53:42,801 --> 00:53:44,485 So I was nine when I quit school. 807 00:53:46,001 --> 00:53:49,369 Here's a little fella that wants to jump down my gullet. 808 00:53:50,122 --> 00:53:51,851 You can have his. 809 00:53:51,922 --> 00:53:55,813 [Allan Narrating] That guy was gone faster than shit through a goose. 810 00:53:55,883 --> 00:54:00,684 But he wasn't the only one at the Grand fishing for my attention. 811 00:54:04,964 --> 00:54:07,410 [ In English ] Good evening, Mr. Karlsson. 812 00:54:07,484 --> 00:54:10,135 I am Popov, Julij Popov. 813 00:54:10,204 --> 00:54:12,606 I am a physicist. We are colleagues. 814 00:54:14,806 --> 00:54:17,286 Maybe we should take walk. 815 00:54:17,366 --> 00:54:20,848 Um, together. It seems like we need some fresh air. 816 00:54:20,926 --> 00:54:22,577 [ In Swedish ] What the hell...? 817 00:54:27,047 --> 00:54:30,530 Hey, Popov! Popov. 818 00:54:30,648 --> 00:54:35,132 Stop there, my dear. You have some nice things. 819 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:37,337 I'll have an akvavit. 820 00:54:37,449 --> 00:54:39,020 [ In English ] Y-You pay for this, huh? 821 00:54:39,090 --> 00:54:40,659 - [ In Swedish ] Give her a fifty. - How much? 822 00:54:40,729 --> 00:54:42,255 - [ In English ] Fifty. - Fifty. 823 00:54:42,370 --> 00:54:44,054 [ In Swedish ] Yes, that's fine. 824 00:54:45,531 --> 00:54:49,776 This one was mischievous. I'm starting to feel it now. 825 00:54:49,851 --> 00:54:52,013 I feel great now! 826 00:54:52,131 --> 00:54:55,261 [Popov] No. No, no, Allan. 827 00:54:55,332 --> 00:54:59,496 We'd just like you to share some of your experience and knowledge with us. 828 00:54:59,572 --> 00:55:01,177 [Allan ] I see. You don't say? 829 00:55:01,253 --> 00:55:03,221 - [ Popov] It could be very lucrative for you. - Hmm? 830 00:55:03,294 --> 00:55:05,296 [ In English ] But-But why? 831 00:55:05,374 --> 00:55:09,982 Well, how shall I say... Comrade Stalin is a very nice man. 832 00:55:10,054 --> 00:55:13,138 I see. I just like to blow up things. 833 00:55:13,215 --> 00:55:15,183 Yes! I like this too. 834 00:55:15,255 --> 00:55:17,337 - What? Y-You do? - Yes. 835 00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:19,498 You know, I... 836 00:55:19,576 --> 00:55:23,581 Just give me some dynamite, and I-l blow up anything. 837 00:55:23,656 --> 00:55:25,944 - Fucking shit. - [Submarine Surfacing ] 838 00:55:26,017 --> 00:55:27,587 [ In Swedish] Damn... 839 00:55:33,018 --> 00:55:35,942 [Allan ] What the hell is that doing here, inside the archipelago? 840 00:55:39,779 --> 00:55:42,385 We're running out of fuel. 841 00:55:42,459 --> 00:55:44,269 Turn in up here. 842 00:55:44,339 --> 00:55:46,581 - Yeah, go ahead. - Here? 843 00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:53,109 [Julius ] Sjotorp? A sea hut sounds nice. 844 00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:10,388 Hello! 845 00:56:10,463 --> 00:56:12,865 - Hi. - [Julius] Hi. 846 00:56:14,225 --> 00:56:17,513 We're wondering if we could rent a room for the night. 847 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:21,914 This isn't a goddamned hotel. I live here. 848 00:56:22,025 --> 00:56:25,031 But we'll pay you well. 849 00:56:25,106 --> 00:56:27,473 We have money. That's not an issue. 850 00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:31,273 I see. Are you on the run, or what? 851 00:56:31,348 --> 00:56:33,430 It's fine. I get that it seems odd... 852 00:56:33,507 --> 00:56:36,034 - Hello. - Us just showing up like this. 853 00:56:36,108 --> 00:56:39,078 - Here's another geezer. - [ Benny] The thing is... 854 00:56:39,148 --> 00:56:42,198 - Hi. - ...we got a little lost. 855 00:56:42,269 --> 00:56:45,352 - We would be very grateful if... - Allan. 856 00:56:45,469 --> 00:56:48,279 - Hello, you. I'm Gunilla. - Nice to meet you. 857 00:56:48,390 --> 00:56:50,597 We'll see about that. 858 00:56:50,670 --> 00:56:53,072 I guess I'll have to squeeze you guys in somehow. 859 00:56:53,151 --> 00:56:56,553 But no one pisses himself. You sleep in the barn if you do. 860 00:56:56,631 --> 00:56:58,156 - Thanks. - [ Elephant Trumpets] 861 00:56:58,232 --> 00:57:00,678 - What's that? - Sonja. 862 00:57:02,792 --> 00:57:07,401 [ Elephant Trumpets, Growls] 863 00:57:08,913 --> 00:57:10,278 Look at that. 864 00:57:13,794 --> 00:57:16,115 I see. Well, hello there. 865 00:57:19,195 --> 00:57:20,526 Not bad. 866 00:57:21,715 --> 00:57:24,367 [ Chattering, indistinct ] 867 00:57:41,238 --> 00:57:42,888 [ Water Shoots ] 868 00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:45,565 Is she about 40? 869 00:57:46,839 --> 00:57:50,731 Sonja? I don't have a clue. 870 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,126 Why do you think that? 871 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,647 I'm almost a zoologist, so I think that's right. 872 00:57:55,761 --> 00:57:58,890 Almost? How can you be “almost”? 873 00:57:58,961 --> 00:58:02,807 Well, I'm almost done. 874 00:58:02,881 --> 00:58:05,886 I almost finished my studies. 875 00:58:05,962 --> 00:58:09,853 - Where did you find her? - At a circus. 876 00:58:09,922 --> 00:58:13,484 - I see. Does she know any tricks? - [ Sonja Trumpets ] 877 00:58:13,563 --> 00:58:15,885 I honestly don't have a clue. 878 00:58:15,964 --> 00:58:19,174 Circuses are just perpetual animal cruelty. 879 00:58:19,244 --> 00:58:20,848 - Sure, absolutely. - What? 880 00:58:20,925 --> 00:58:23,087 I hate circuses too. 881 00:58:23,165 --> 00:58:26,169 That was the only good thing my ex did. 882 00:58:26,245 --> 00:58:31,969 He saw that I felt for her and he took care of it. 883 00:58:36,367 --> 00:58:37,857 [Shouting ] 884 00:58:42,008 --> 00:58:45,138 [All Shouting, indistinct] 885 00:58:45,209 --> 00:58:46,812 [ Laughing ] 886 00:58:48,089 --> 00:58:50,251 So he just took her? 887 00:58:50,329 --> 00:58:53,493 Took? An elephant owns itself. 888 00:58:53,889 --> 00:58:55,130 Yeah... 889 00:59:04,851 --> 00:59:06,501 - [ Benny] Allan! - What? 890 00:59:06,571 --> 00:59:09,223 Hey, you can't do that. 891 00:59:10,493 --> 00:59:14,736 - Hold on there! - The ﬂame was too weak. 892 00:59:15,573 --> 00:59:17,702 It should taste grilled. 893 00:59:17,814 --> 00:59:20,260 - [ Gunilla ] What the hell is that? - [ Benny] French potato salad. 894 00:59:20,334 --> 00:59:23,577 [Gunilla] I can see that. I mean that green mess. 895 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,778 - Looks tasty. - It's guacamole. 896 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:30,178 [Chuckles] Are you almost a chef too? 897 00:59:30,256 --> 00:59:32,907 No, almost a dietician. 898 00:59:32,976 --> 00:59:36,867 No, you're joking. Cut it out. 899 00:59:36,936 --> 00:59:39,826 Sadly, no. I'm almost a lot of things. 900 00:59:40,858 --> 00:59:45,022 Almost a veterinarian, almost an economist. 901 00:59:45,137 --> 00:59:48,585 Almost a pharmacologist, almost a human resources specialist. 902 00:59:48,658 --> 00:59:50,547 - [ Gunilla ] What the hell? - [ Benny] Yeah. 903 00:59:50,618 --> 00:59:54,908 You must be almost single as well. No way have you had time for a woman. 904 00:59:54,979 --> 01:00:00,544 No. I mean yes, I am... 905 01:00:00,621 --> 01:00:03,431 I am single. I'm available. 906 01:00:03,501 --> 01:00:07,711 - Maybe you were kidding? - No, but I hope you are. 907 01:00:07,782 --> 01:00:09,545 No, I'm not. 908 01:00:09,622 --> 01:00:15,107 In the last 18 years, I've amassed 920 college credits. 909 01:00:15,183 --> 01:00:20,872 - Good lord... - I have a strong thirst for knowledge. 910 01:00:20,943 --> 01:00:26,189 You have to stop lying to yourself, or everything could go to hell. 911 01:00:26,264 --> 01:00:27,755 You could end up with nothing. 912 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:32,274 That's one possible analysis, but there are several aspects... 913 01:00:35,545 --> 01:00:37,275 [Gunilla] What the hell are you doing here? 914 01:00:40,267 --> 01:00:41,870 What are you doing here? 915 01:00:43,027 --> 01:00:47,077 Uh... I wanted to pick some stuff up. 916 01:00:47,147 --> 01:00:49,469 There's nothing to pick up. 917 01:00:49,588 --> 01:00:54,150 Yes, there is. I just wanted to get my bowls. 918 01:00:54,228 --> 01:00:58,315 - What fucking bowls? - The blue fucking bowls with ﬂowers. 919 01:00:58,429 --> 01:01:02,560 You gave them to me for my birthday! And now you want them? 920 01:01:02,630 --> 01:01:05,236 I changed my mind and want my bowls. 921 01:01:05,311 --> 01:01:08,997 Go fuck yourself, Ricky. Get out of here. You don't belong here. 922 01:01:11,552 --> 01:01:15,238 - Is he a nice fuck? - Yes, he's nice. 923 01:01:15,312 --> 01:01:18,680 - He's the best. So damned good. - Sure. 924 01:01:18,753 --> 01:01:21,643 Good fingers. We call it “making love”. 925 01:01:21,713 --> 01:01:24,000 Ricky, good to meet you. Congratulations. 926 01:01:24,073 --> 01:01:25,200 Thanks. 927 01:01:25,274 --> 01:01:27,197 Take care. 928 01:01:36,916 --> 01:01:41,206 No, turn around. There you go. 929 01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:45,087 Well, no. 930 01:01:45,157 --> 01:01:48,081 Oh, that's no problem. A bit more. 931 01:01:48,197 --> 01:01:49,926 [ Engine Stalls, Starts] 932 01:01:49,997 --> 01:01:53,889 - There you go. - [Julius ] Back up that way. 933 01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:56,438 That's good. 934 01:01:56,519 --> 01:01:59,089 - Just back up a bit more. A little more. - Yeah, I know. 935 01:01:59,839 --> 01:02:01,364 There you go! 936 01:02:03,239 --> 01:02:07,040 [Allan ] Oh, my. He really slipped the clutch. 937 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,090 Gunilla! Gunilla! 938 01:02:13,321 --> 01:02:15,244 I don't know what's wrong with me. 939 01:02:15,322 --> 01:02:19,247 I always end up with idiots like that. I attract them. 940 01:02:19,322 --> 01:02:23,647 Maybe you know. I bet you're almost a psychologist. 941 01:02:23,723 --> 01:02:26,454 No, not really. 942 01:02:26,523 --> 01:02:31,690 But I don't have too far to go, I've read the basics. 943 01:02:31,764 --> 01:02:36,054 I have neuropsychology left, but that's a minor course. 944 01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:41,336 It's hard to say what the root of your problem is. 945 01:02:42,566 --> 01:02:45,331 But you can change your behavior. 946 01:02:46,246 --> 01:02:47,897 - If you want to. - Come on, Benny. 947 01:02:47,967 --> 01:02:51,256 You can't pick who you fall in love with. 948 01:02:52,328 --> 01:02:54,728 Sadly, no. 949 01:02:54,807 --> 01:02:56,378 Gunilla! 950 01:02:56,448 --> 01:03:00,499 [ Sobbing ] It was you and me! You and me! 951 01:03:11,290 --> 01:03:14,420 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 952 01:03:14,490 --> 01:03:17,176 [ Ricky Sobbing ] 953 01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:21,541 - Hello? - Bro! 954 01:03:21,612 --> 01:03:24,138 - Hello, Ricky? - It's over. 955 01:03:24,212 --> 01:03:26,944 She's met someone else. 956 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:29,254 Ricky, listen. 957 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:31,143 Fuck that damned chick. 958 01:03:31,213 --> 01:03:33,023 She's no damned chick. 959 01:03:33,094 --> 01:03:35,859 - She's Gunilla! - Listen to me. 960 01:03:35,934 --> 01:03:39,337 Stop taking pills and stop drinking too. 961 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:41,782 We'll deal with this tomorrow. 962 01:03:41,855 --> 01:03:43,857 - I can 'z' take any more, ifs over. - Get it? 963 01:03:43,935 --> 01:03:48,066 She fucked that 100-year-old. I know she did. 964 01:03:48,136 --> 01:03:51,937 - [ Sobbing] - What did you say? Hold on, Ricky. What 100-year-old? 965 01:03:52,017 --> 01:03:55,943 - Did you see the 100-year-old? - That fucking geezer! 966 01:03:56,018 --> 01:03:59,499 That guy who was on TV who is a hundred years old! 967 01:03:59,578 --> 01:04:02,741 - Ricky, damn it! - [ Screams ] 968 01:04:04,698 --> 01:04:06,940 Well... 969 01:04:07,019 --> 01:04:10,467 yesterday I was turning over a box of matches, 970 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:13,669 alone in my kitchen. 971 01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:18,787 Then suddenly, this old guy pops up, and now I'm here! 972 01:04:20,021 --> 01:04:22,946 That's just wonderful! 973 01:04:23,022 --> 01:04:26,265 [Allan Narrating ] Well, one thing certainly leads to another. 974 01:04:26,342 --> 01:04:29,506 But if that other thing is better than the first, 975 01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:32,393 you could never know in advance. 976 01:04:32,463 --> 01:04:33,909 But I do know 977 01:04:33,984 --> 01:04:37,989 that propeller planes, submarines and vodka do not mix. 978 01:04:38,064 --> 01:04:39,793 [Vomiting ] 979 01:04:39,864 --> 01:04:41,151 At all. 980 01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:43,307 [Allan ] Oh, my lord. Hey... 981 01:04:43,385 --> 01:04:46,390 [ In English ] Oh, dear. I'm sorry. What did you say? 982 01:04:47,506 --> 01:04:50,635 First, we wanted Albert Einstein to help us. 983 01:04:50,706 --> 01:04:52,550 - You okay? - Yes, yes. 984 01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:57,315 Well, we found Mr. Einstein. KGB picked him up in Geneva. 985 01:04:57,387 --> 01:05:01,312 [ In German ] Is that my bachelor party? How exciting! 986 01:05:02,267 --> 01:05:05,511 But I'm not getting married. 987 01:05:05,588 --> 01:05:07,716 I don't even have a girlfriend! 988 01:05:07,788 --> 01:05:11,157 [ Popov] We found later out he was Herbert Einstein, 989 01:05:11,229 --> 01:05:13,358 Albert's idiot brother. 990 01:05:13,430 --> 01:05:14,556 [ In English ] A bomb? 991 01:05:14,630 --> 01:05:16,712 [ Popov] Herbert Einstein didn't share much more 992 01:05:16,791 --> 01:05:18,873 than the looks with his brother. 993 01:05:21,391 --> 01:05:26,352 Comrade Stalin was very, kind of, disappointed. 994 01:05:26,431 --> 01:05:28,036 [ In Swedish ] I can well imagine. 995 01:05:29,952 --> 01:05:32,762 So, we put our trust in you, Allan. 996 01:05:32,872 --> 01:05:36,640 [ Man Speaking Russian ] Why is the new plant in Siberia not operational yet? 997 01:05:36,754 --> 01:05:40,315 Who is responsible for this? I'm asking you! 998 01:05:41,074 --> 01:05:44,682 You morons! Idiots! 999 01:05:46,314 --> 01:05:48,716 [ In English ] it's not so good with marble when you have a headache. 1000 01:05:48,795 --> 01:05:51,879 - Sorry? - Marble. Headache. He's screaming. 1001 01:05:51,956 --> 01:05:53,559 Yes, marble. 1002 01:06:02,517 --> 01:06:05,442 [Speaking Russian ] 1003 01:06:09,278 --> 01:06:11,327 [ In English ] Comrade Stalin wants you to tell him 1004 01:06:11,398 --> 01:06:13,163 everything you know about the nuclear bomb. 1005 01:06:13,239 --> 01:06:15,003 [ In Swedish] Ah, I see. 1006 01:06:15,079 --> 01:06:16,286 [ In English ] Uh, yeah, sure, sure. 1007 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,408 [ In Swedish ] Why not? 1008 01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:22,531 [ In English ] Uh, but maybe... a drink first. 1009 01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:28,929 [ In Russian ] “Yes, why not? But could I possibly have a drink first?” 1010 01:06:30,522 --> 01:06:34,209 [Speaking Russian ] 1011 01:06:37,323 --> 01:06:39,531 [ In Swedish ] What's he saying? Kalashnikov? 1012 01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:42,608 [ In English ] “One drink, and then you tell me everything”. 1013 01:06:43,684 --> 01:06:45,971 I like the sound of that. Good. 1014 01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:48,285 ♪♪ [ Horns ] 1015 01:06:53,605 --> 01:06:59,250 [ In Russian ] Allan, come dance with me! Allan, dance! 1016 01:06:59,327 --> 01:07:02,251 Stop nagging me. You're nuts. 1017 01:07:02,327 --> 01:07:04,898 [ In English ] You sound like... just like Franco. 1018 01:07:04,967 --> 01:07:09,690 - General Franco, the Fascist? - [ In Swedish ] He just keeps nagging. It's boring. 1019 01:07:09,768 --> 01:07:12,010 - ♪♪ [ Stops ] - What else is he saying? 1020 01:07:12,088 --> 01:07:14,820 - [ Popov ] Y-You know Franco? - [ In English ] Yes, yes. 1021 01:07:14,889 --> 01:07:19,451 I... I saved his... Uh, I saved his life. 1022 01:07:19,529 --> 01:07:23,456 [Speaking Russian ] 1023 01:07:23,531 --> 01:07:25,260 Shh, Shh. 1024 01:07:27,371 --> 01:07:30,341 No, no, wait... Your dance. Beautiful. 1025 01:07:30,411 --> 01:07:32,015 Very good. More masculine. 1026 01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:38,055 Franco, he was dancing, you know... like-like a woman. 1027 01:07:38,933 --> 01:07:41,698 [Speaking Russian ] 1028 01:07:43,653 --> 01:07:46,100 [ In English ] You may say your last words. 1029 01:07:46,174 --> 01:07:47,824 [ In Swedish ] Exactly. Listen here... 1030 01:07:47,894 --> 01:07:53,743 [ In English] I... I don't think that men, uh, should dance at all. 1031 01:07:53,815 --> 01:07:55,818 J-Just women. 1032 01:07:55,896 --> 01:07:58,706 [Allan Narrating] Well, you can't agree on everything. 1033 01:07:58,776 --> 01:08:03,180 But most people agree that a gulag is a real shithole. 1034 01:08:03,297 --> 01:08:06,744 But it did lead to me meeting many new people. 1035 01:08:08,297 --> 01:08:10,619 Well, some only superficially. 1036 01:08:10,697 --> 01:08:14,544 But that's where I met Herbert, Herbert Einstein. 1037 01:08:14,618 --> 01:08:17,828 Like I said, one thing always leads to another. 1038 01:08:17,939 --> 01:08:19,703 [ In Russian ] Hey, idiot! 1039 01:08:19,779 --> 01:08:22,623 - Put the stone back. - [ In German ] Yeah, yeah. 1040 01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:30,021 - [ In English] Hello. - [ In English] Hello. 1041 01:08:34,821 --> 01:08:36,392 And the food there... 1042 01:08:36,502 --> 01:08:40,223 Well, the feed, it was terrible. 1043 01:08:40,302 --> 01:08:42,909 I didn't see any vodka either. 1044 01:08:42,983 --> 01:08:45,668 In fact, no booze at all. 1045 01:08:45,743 --> 01:08:49,112 So one day, I decided to get out of there 1046 01:08:49,224 --> 01:08:50,874 and I had a good plan. 1047 01:08:50,944 --> 01:08:56,395 Herbert was the only one who could move around the camp without getting shot. 1048 01:08:56,465 --> 01:09:00,311 The guards were used to him just getting lost all the time, 1049 01:09:00,385 --> 01:09:01,956 over and over again. 1050 01:09:02,025 --> 01:09:05,076 You pretend that you are going to the canteen, 1051 01:09:05,146 --> 01:09:06,990 but you end up in the laundry. 1052 01:09:07,067 --> 01:09:09,718 And there you steal two uniforms. 1053 01:09:09,787 --> 01:09:11,471 Go to the canteen? 1054 01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:14,199 No, no. No. 1055 01:09:14,268 --> 01:09:16,430 You pretend to go to the canteen. 1056 01:09:16,548 --> 01:09:19,393 - Yeah? - But you end up in the laundry. 1057 01:09:19,509 --> 01:09:22,399 The guards, they think that you are going to the canteen. 1058 01:09:22,469 --> 01:09:24,551 So, I go to the canteen? 1059 01:09:24,629 --> 01:09:27,360 You go... to the laundry. 1060 01:09:27,430 --> 01:09:29,717 - To the laundry? - Yes. 1061 01:09:29,790 --> 01:09:32,714 - Why I go to the laundry for the feeding? - Because... 1062 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:35,237 The food is in the canteen. 1063 01:09:35,311 --> 01:09:37,519 [ In Swedish ] This is just too much. 1064 01:09:37,591 --> 01:09:41,358 [ In English ] Listen, you-you go to the laundry by mistake. 1065 01:09:41,432 --> 01:09:43,480 - To get a steak? - [ Sighs ] 1066 01:09:43,552 --> 01:09:46,397 So, we eat before we escape? 1067 01:09:46,473 --> 01:09:47,713 What? No. 1068 01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:50,200 But we go to the canteen. 1069 01:09:50,273 --> 01:09:52,163 [ In Swedish ] Herbert, pay attention. 1070 01:09:52,233 --> 01:09:54,362 [ In English ] We go the canteen everyday, to eat. 1071 01:09:54,434 --> 01:09:56,482 But you're not going to the canteen. 1072 01:09:56,594 --> 01:09:59,758 You're going to the laundry to steal two uniforms. 1073 01:09:59,835 --> 01:10:03,602 I see. That's the plan! 1074 01:10:03,676 --> 01:10:05,644 Yes, it is. 1075 01:10:05,716 --> 01:10:09,516 Allan, we are in the canteen. It's the canteen. 1076 01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:12,122 We made it! We made it, Allan. 1077 01:10:12,236 --> 01:10:15,162 [ Allan Narrating ] After a year, I gave up. 1078 01:10:15,238 --> 01:10:18,003 My plan was obviously too complex for Herbert. 1079 01:10:18,118 --> 01:10:20,849 [ In Swedish ] Herbert, let's just drop it. [ In English ] Forget it. 1080 01:10:20,918 --> 01:10:24,718 [ In German ] Damn. What did I do with it? 1081 01:10:24,798 --> 01:10:26,563 [ In Swedish ] Herbert. Lord. You have to stop. 1082 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:29,040 [ In English ] Please. Try to get some sleep. 1083 01:10:29,119 --> 01:10:31,771 - [ In English ] I cannot find the pin. - [ In Swedish ] What damned pin? 1084 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,808 - [ In English ] For what? - The pin for this. 1085 01:10:34,961 --> 01:10:36,450 [ In Swedish ] That's a hand grenade. 1086 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,011 - Huh? - [ In English ] When did you find this? 1087 01:10:38,081 --> 01:10:40,925 - Maybe a year ago. - Come on. 1088 01:10:41,001 --> 01:10:44,051 - Where did you find it? - I found it in the laundry. 1089 01:10:44,122 --> 01:10:45,692 - You've been to the laundry? - Yeah. 1090 01:10:45,762 --> 01:10:47,492 I went there by mistake. 1091 01:10:47,563 --> 01:10:49,770 You have to understand. We must throw it away. 1092 01:10:49,842 --> 01:10:51,607 [ In Russian ] Who goes there? 1093 01:10:51,683 --> 01:10:54,574 - Stop right now! - What are you doing here? 1094 01:10:54,644 --> 01:10:59,252 [ In Russian ] Excuse me. We have a problem. A grenade without the pin. 1095 01:10:59,324 --> 01:11:03,330 - [ Soldier] Throw it! - Grenade! Grenade! 1096 01:11:07,446 --> 01:11:08,856 Now it's gone. 1097 01:11:08,926 --> 01:11:11,327 - Louder! - [All Shouting ] Break it up! 1098 01:11:20,088 --> 01:11:21,452 [Allan Narrating] I can tell you 1099 01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:25,096 that loose rockets behave like rabbit dicks in springtime. 1100 01:11:25,169 --> 01:11:27,137 They go every which way. 1101 01:11:27,209 --> 01:11:29,018 [All Shouting ] 1102 01:11:31,969 --> 01:11:35,338 - I think we... we should go now. - To the laundry? 1103 01:11:35,410 --> 01:11:38,061 - Now, look here. We can take this... - Just take this, ja, we go. 1104 01:11:38,170 --> 01:11:40,697 [ Rockets Exploding ] 1105 01:11:43,291 --> 01:11:46,102 [ Siren Wailing ] 1106 01:11:47,652 --> 01:11:50,701 [ In Russian ] The fire is spreading to the military base! 1107 01:11:50,772 --> 01:11:53,014 [ Man On Radio, indistinct] 1108 01:11:53,093 --> 01:11:54,618 [Allan Narrating] The news that the gulag 1109 01:11:54,693 --> 01:11:58,061 and the entire Pacific ﬂeet had been wiped out 1110 01:11:58,133 --> 01:12:00,455 hit Stalin hard. 1111 01:12:00,534 --> 01:12:02,662 He kicked the bucket. 1112 01:12:02,734 --> 01:12:07,502 Shove him in the bathtub, ﬂush the fucker, make him talk. 1113 01:12:07,575 --> 01:12:09,146 [ In Swedish ] Get him out of the bedroom, 1114 01:12:09,216 --> 01:12:11,867 into the bathroom and wash him down. 1115 01:12:11,936 --> 01:12:13,779 Shape the fuck up! Come on, damn it! 1116 01:12:13,856 --> 01:12:16,337 - [Screams] Stop it! - What's the address? 1117 01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:18,226 - [ Hinken ] Get it together! Where does she live? - I Slap 1 1118 01:12:18,297 --> 01:12:20,618 - [ Ricky] Ow! - [ Hinken] Where does the bitch live? 1119 01:12:20,697 --> 01:12:22,506 Sjotorp- 1120 01:12:22,578 --> 01:12:26,742 [Sobbing ] it's called that because it's got a lovely lake view. 1121 01:12:26,818 --> 01:12:31,222 - Did you hear that? - Step on it, Hinken! Let's go! 1122 01:12:31,299 --> 01:12:35,588 The amplifier isn't working, and it's still under warranty. 1123 01:12:35,659 --> 01:12:39,187 Of course I'll bring it in. Thank you. 1124 01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:43,862 I was thinking about cadaver dogs. 1125 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:46,991 Do they always indicate correctly? 1126 01:12:47,061 --> 01:12:48,951 Meaning what? They're cadaver dogs. 1127 01:12:49,022 --> 01:12:52,424 Right, but... [Sighs] I don't know. 1128 01:12:52,502 --> 01:12:57,191 After all, Allan is 100 years old. 1129 01:12:57,303 --> 01:12:58,544 What do you mean? 1130 01:12:58,623 --> 01:13:01,945 Older people don't smell like we do. 1131 01:13:02,023 --> 01:13:05,949 A sweeter smell, sort of... 1132 01:13:08,264 --> 01:13:10,233 A bit cadaver-like. 1133 01:13:13,026 --> 01:13:15,711 - Drop it. - I should think so. 1134 01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:17,237 Check these guys, 1135 01:13:17,306 --> 01:13:20,072 Pér-Gunnar “Géddan” Gordin and Hans “Hinken” Claesson. 1136 01:13:20,147 --> 01:13:22,434 I'm busy with the 100-year-old. 1137 01:13:22,507 --> 01:13:24,987 Same biker gang, Never Again. 1138 01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:28,311 - Didn't you read the report? - Of course I did. 1139 01:13:52,392 --> 01:13:54,713 [ Chattering, indistinct ] 1140 01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:57,000 [ Hammer Cocks ] 1141 01:14:02,913 --> 01:14:06,396 - [ Sonja Trumpets ] - [Allan ] Did you swallow wrong? 1142 01:14:06,474 --> 01:14:09,284 - There you go. - What the hell? 1143 01:14:09,354 --> 01:14:12,518 Have some grass, and have some vegetables. 1144 01:14:12,595 --> 01:14:15,805 I found this cell phone on the kitchen ﬂoor. 1145 01:14:15,876 --> 01:14:18,880 - Is it yours? - Nope, it's not mine. 1146 01:14:20,076 --> 01:14:23,877 It wasn't Gunilla's either. But it's shut off, so... 1147 01:14:23,957 --> 01:14:30,159 [Julius ] Well, turn it on, see who called and figure out whose it is. 1148 01:14:30,238 --> 01:14:33,845 Yes, but... is that okay? 1149 01:14:35,318 --> 01:14:38,004 - [Julius] There you go. - [ Benny] Thank you. 1150 01:14:38,078 --> 01:14:39,683 [ Sonja Trumpeting ] 1151 01:14:39,759 --> 01:14:43,082 [ Benny] Someone called “Aleg” has called. “Aleg” again. 1152 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:47,643 Oleg? It's pronounced Oleg, it's Russian. Young Popov called. 1153 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,008 - Is this your cell phone? - Well, I'm afraid it is. 1154 01:14:50,081 --> 01:14:54,211 - [ Géddan ] Yes. - I found the damned geezer. 1155 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:57,809 - Great! And the suitcase too? - I haven't seen it. 1156 01:14:57,882 --> 01:15:01,250 - There are people everywhere. - Just find the bag fast! 1157 01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:03,886 Yeah, okay. 1158 01:15:03,963 --> 01:15:06,534 What do you mean? Is there a problem? 1159 01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:09,210 No, I'm just thinking about this old guy. 1160 01:15:09,284 --> 01:15:12,128 What do I do about him? 1161 01:15:12,204 --> 01:15:15,448 Do what you always do: Threaten. 1162 01:15:15,525 --> 01:15:16,856 Alright, I'll just threaten. 1163 01:15:17,645 --> 01:15:19,409 This is a threat! 1164 01:15:20,526 --> 01:15:23,530 Do anything and I'll blow your head off! 1165 01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:25,449 The suitcase! Get it! 1166 01:15:25,526 --> 01:15:28,929 It's in the room by the kitchen. 1167 01:15:29,007 --> 01:15:32,728 Get the suitcase, faggot! Make it fast! 1168 01:15:32,807 --> 01:15:35,414 - You mean me? - I said “faggot”. Move! 1169 01:15:35,528 --> 01:15:37,497 I'll shoot the geezer! 1170 01:15:39,128 --> 01:15:41,291 And you stay real calm! 1171 01:15:46,530 --> 01:15:47,816 Hurry UP! 1172 01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:52,253 Stop right there. 1173 01:15:53,331 --> 01:15:55,572 Back up from the suitcase. Back up! 1174 01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:57,779 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1175 01:15:58,731 --> 01:16:00,018 - [ Phone Beeps] - [ Hinken ] Hello? 1176 01:16:00,092 --> 01:16:01,093 - [ Géddan ] Hello? - Hello? 1177 01:16:01,172 --> 01:16:02,372 You're taking your sweet time. 1178 01:16:02,412 --> 01:16:05,256 - Did you get the suitcase? - I'm holding it. 1179 01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:07,620 Do you have the money? 1180 01:16:07,733 --> 01:16:09,178 I'll check right now. 1181 01:16:09,253 --> 01:16:11,097 - You stay calm. - I am calm. 1182 01:16:11,174 --> 01:16:13,380 Nice and calm. Good, faggot. 1183 01:16:13,454 --> 01:16:17,062 Keep calm. Nice and calm, nice and calm. 1184 01:16:17,135 --> 01:16:18,579 [ Growls ] 1185 01:16:18,654 --> 01:16:21,738 It's a crappy suitcase. All plastic. 1186 01:16:21,815 --> 01:16:23,260 Shut up, you wrinkled fuck! 1187 01:16:25,975 --> 01:16:28,456 - Shit, what a lot of money! - [ Géddan j Great', Hinken! 1188 01:16:28,536 --> 01:16:31,825 Take the bag and everything, and get here quick. 1189 01:16:31,897 --> 01:16:33,661 Scram, you bastard. 1190 01:16:33,737 --> 01:16:35,341 Stop or I'll shoot, bitch! 1191 01:16:35,417 --> 01:16:38,979 - I'll do the shooting, I live here! - I said stop! 1192 01:16:39,058 --> 01:16:40,822 Hinken! What are you doing? 1193 01:16:40,938 --> 01:16:44,227 Get out, or I'll shoot your head off! You hear me? 1194 01:16:45,459 --> 01:16:47,143 [Sonja Growls] 1195 01:16:47,219 --> 01:16:48,824 - [ Gunshots ] - [ Trumpeting ] 1196 01:16:48,899 --> 01:16:49,901 H-Hinken? 1197 01:16:49,979 --> 01:16:51,709 - [Screaming ] - [ Growling ] 1198 01:16:51,780 --> 01:16:52,942 [ Line Clicks] 1199 01:16:53,021 --> 01:16:56,308 [ Dial Tone ] 1200 01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,622 - [ Growling ] - [Whimpering ] 1201 01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:01,023 Damn it... No! 1202 01:17:07,302 --> 01:17:09,624 Caracas, get the hell up! Everything has... 1203 01:17:09,703 --> 01:17:11,785 [ Door Opens ] 1204 01:17:11,864 --> 01:17:13,832 Hey, you're shouting. 1205 01:17:13,904 --> 01:17:15,952 - [ Door Closes ] - Where the hell were you? 1206 01:17:16,024 --> 01:17:18,675 Buying melons. We were out. 1207 01:17:18,744 --> 01:17:23,228 Hinken just got popped by the 100-year-old and you just leave? 1208 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,194 - Are you kidding? - You think I'm kidding? 1209 01:17:25,265 --> 01:17:28,076 Do I look like I'm kidding? 1210 01:17:28,146 --> 01:17:31,070 Half the team and 50 million gone! 1211 01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:34,356 - And you go buy fruit! - Melons are a vegetable. 1212 01:17:34,427 --> 01:17:36,748 I don't give a fuck if it's a fruit or vegetable! 1213 01:17:36,827 --> 01:17:38,113 That's not the point! 1214 01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:41,556 Never question me like you're doing now. Got it? 1215 01:17:41,628 --> 01:17:42,959 I won't. 1216 01:17:45,389 --> 01:17:50,350 Where are you going? Stay! You're not going anywhere. 1217 01:17:50,430 --> 01:17:51,760 Stop right there, damn it! 1218 01:17:51,829 --> 01:17:55,630 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1219 01:17:59,631 --> 01:18:01,554 Shit. 1220 01:18:05,712 --> 01:18:07,953 [ Muttering ] 1221 01:18:08,032 --> 01:18:11,081 [Alarm Blaring ] 1222 01:18:13,193 --> 01:18:14,922 [Gunilla] Did you get all the bullets out? 1223 01:18:14,993 --> 01:18:16,916 [ Benny] One went straight through. 1224 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:19,235 Sorry, I should have done something. 1225 01:18:19,314 --> 01:18:23,957 [Gunilla] Like told me about the stolen money! 1226 01:18:24,035 --> 01:18:25,719 Now I'm involved in all this. 1227 01:18:25,795 --> 01:18:28,799 I haven't decided if I'm part of it. 1228 01:18:28,875 --> 01:18:32,323 - Yes, you are, Benny. Help me. - So he's part of it? 1229 01:18:32,396 --> 01:18:36,117 - You'll get some cash too, Gunilla. - Some cash? 1230 01:18:36,236 --> 01:18:39,798 I'm as involved as any one of you. I get a quarter. 1231 01:18:39,877 --> 01:18:43,245 The sun is beating down. Want to go swimming? 1232 01:18:43,317 --> 01:18:44,284 - No. - No. 1233 01:18:44,358 --> 01:18:47,805 - Julius? - No goddamned way. 1234 01:18:47,919 --> 01:18:50,889 - Maybe Sonja wants a swim. - [Gunilla] No, she's not going swimming. 1235 01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:53,121 What do we do with this guy? 1236 01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:55,850 Maybe set fire to the car? 1237 01:18:55,919 --> 01:18:57,524 Just leave him. 1238 01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:59,568 Someone has to do something with him 1239 01:18:59,681 --> 01:19:04,812 and I seem to be the only one taking responsibility! 1240 01:19:04,881 --> 01:19:06,406 [Sonja Growling ] 1241 01:19:06,521 --> 01:19:11,403 So your sense of responsibility is why this place feels so very safe? 1242 01:19:11,482 --> 01:19:13,803 I didn't wave a shotgun around. 1243 01:19:13,882 --> 01:19:16,966 What else was I supposed to do when he was trying to blow our heads off? 1244 01:19:17,043 --> 01:19:20,366 Let's hurry up, so that we can get out of here. 1245 01:19:20,444 --> 01:19:23,687 I'll go swimming. Call me if you need me. 1246 01:19:23,764 --> 01:19:26,415 Where do we pick you up if you're torching the car? 1247 01:19:26,484 --> 01:19:30,376 - I have no clue yet. - Okay. 1248 01:19:30,445 --> 01:19:34,530 Driving around with a stiff... I don't even know who he is. 1249 01:19:35,086 --> 01:19:36,292 Neither do I. 1250 01:19:36,366 --> 01:19:38,653 [Allan Narrating] Well, you never really know. 1251 01:19:38,766 --> 01:19:43,216 People can act one way and then turn out to be somebody else entirely. 1252 01:19:43,287 --> 01:19:46,973 [ Shouting In French ] 1253 01:19:47,047 --> 01:19:49,858 In the spring of 1968, 1254 01:19:49,929 --> 01:19:54,537 I wen't to a party in Paris with Herbert and his cute little wife. 1255 01:19:54,609 --> 01:19:58,331 It was held at the home of that-that French foreign minister. 1256 01:19:58,409 --> 01:20:01,698 [ In French ] Ah! Your majesty! Good evening and welcome. 1257 01:20:01,770 --> 01:20:04,536 - My husband, Herbert. - Yes, good to meet you. 1258 01:20:04,611 --> 01:20:06,534 And his friend Allan Karlsson. 1259 01:20:06,611 --> 01:20:08,534 Welcome to my place. 1260 01:20:08,611 --> 01:20:11,421 Jean-Claude, this isn't the right time. 1261 01:20:11,492 --> 01:20:15,497 [ In Swedish ] Look at that! It's you! Are you trying to hide? 1262 01:20:15,572 --> 01:20:17,093 [ In Russian ] What are you doing here? 1263 01:20:18,213 --> 01:20:20,261 [ In Russian ] I'm sorry. Have we met? 1264 01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:22,734 [ In English ] Uh, you know each other? How funny! 1265 01:20:22,813 --> 01:20:25,385 [ In English] No, no, no. He's confusing me with someone else. 1266 01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:28,901 Jean-Claude Pistou, my interpreter at the embassy. 1267 01:20:28,974 --> 01:20:31,864 [ In English ] No, no, no. This is Vladimir Karpov. 1268 01:20:31,934 --> 01:20:34,541 Um, you better watch out for this guy. 1269 01:20:34,615 --> 01:20:37,938 He's-He's a real party animal. We had a big party with Stalin. 1270 01:20:38,016 --> 01:20:40,667 And lots of vodka. [ In Swedish ] Man, did we drink. That was fun. 1271 01:20:40,736 --> 01:20:45,026 - [ In French ] Who are you? - [ In French ] You know me, Minister. 1272 01:20:45,137 --> 01:20:46,821 - Who are you? - I'm... 1273 01:20:51,618 --> 01:20:54,940 [Allan Narrating ] Vladimir was not just dressed up for the evening. 1274 01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:58,705 He'd been in disguise for years with the minister. 1275 01:20:58,819 --> 01:21:01,504 And that made the French quite curious. 1276 01:21:01,579 --> 01:21:04,550 [ In French ] Just give us a name! 1277 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:07,823 And Ryan Hutton, from the CIA office in France... 1278 01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:09,187 [ In English ] After you, Allan. 1279 01:21:09,261 --> 01:21:10,751 He got curious too. 1280 01:21:10,821 --> 01:21:12,710 George, keep 4:00 open. 1281 01:21:12,781 --> 01:21:15,227 [Siren Wailing In Distance] 1282 01:21:15,302 --> 01:21:18,112 So, uh, how do you know this, uh, Vladimir? 1283 01:21:18,182 --> 01:21:21,744 [ In English ] Well, Mr. Popov, he put us together. 1284 01:21:21,823 --> 01:21:23,825 Popov? Julij Popov? The physicist? 1285 01:21:23,903 --> 01:21:27,306 Yeah, we had this party, w-with Stalin and Kirov 1286 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:29,751 and this KGB guy, Alexander. 1287 01:21:29,824 --> 01:21:33,546 They danced like... you know, the Cossack dance. 1288 01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:36,754 I don't think men should dance, actually. 1289 01:21:36,825 --> 01:21:41,309 But maybe, if I get real drunk, I prefer a snoa. 1290 01:21:41,386 --> 01:21:42,751 Or a polska. 1291 01:21:42,826 --> 01:21:46,718 [ In Swedish ] Polska is a good dance, but I prefer the snoa. 1292 01:21:46,787 --> 01:21:48,869 [ In English ] Snoa is good dance. It's quite quick. 1293 01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:50,313 I get the picture, Allan. 1294 01:21:50,387 --> 01:21:53,915 So, um, you know a lot of people, and you're very sociable. 1295 01:21:53,988 --> 01:21:56,673 - No, yeah. - So, you willing to help us? 1296 01:21:56,748 --> 01:22:00,640 Uh, yeah, sure. Are... Are you in trouble? 1297 01:22:00,709 --> 01:22:02,598 [ Chuckling ] 1298 01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:10,114 [ In Russian ] Thank you. 1299 01:22:12,550 --> 01:22:14,792 - I am looking for Popov. - Over there. 1300 01:22:14,871 --> 01:22:16,397 Thank you. 1301 01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:24,563 The “old man grip”. 1302 01:22:26,192 --> 01:22:28,799 Did you switch to the old man grip? 1303 01:22:31,114 --> 01:22:36,121 Oh, look at this. Why are you here? 1304 01:22:36,195 --> 01:22:39,005 My dear, how many years. May I? 1305 01:22:41,115 --> 01:22:42,958 [ In English ] American cowboy boots. 1306 01:22:44,316 --> 01:22:47,718 - This is my son, Oleg. - Your youngest. 1307 01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:49,848 [ Oleg, In Russian ] American cowboy boots. 1308 01:22:49,874 --> 01:22:51,223 [ Popov ] Oleg, stop it. 1309 01:22:51,276 --> 01:22:55,407 - [Allan, In Swedish ] Yes, they're nice. - Can I have them. Please? 1310 01:22:55,477 --> 01:22:58,322 - Oleg, please stop. - I'll give him mine. 1311 01:22:58,398 --> 01:22:59,571 What did I tell you? 1312 01:22:59,597 --> 01:23:02,588 [ In Russian ] Take this. It's also American. 1313 01:23:05,239 --> 01:23:06,889 [ Lighter Closes ] 1314 01:23:06,959 --> 01:23:09,280 - There's no need... - No. 1315 01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:13,251 - Oleg, what do you say? - Thank you. 1316 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:16,564 [ In Swedish ] No problem. Enjoy. 1317 01:23:16,641 --> 01:23:20,169 So, my friend, what are you doing in Moscow? 1318 01:23:20,242 --> 01:23:25,248 [ In Russian ] The CIA have a problem so they asked me to help. 1319 01:23:25,362 --> 01:23:29,652 I thought perhaps you could... 1320 01:23:29,723 --> 01:23:31,930 - [ In Swedish ] What the hell is this? - Wash your hands. 1321 01:23:32,003 --> 01:23:35,804 - I just did. - Do it again! 1322 01:23:38,684 --> 01:23:40,016 [Allan Stammering ] 1323 01:23:40,085 --> 01:23:42,530 [ In English ] My friend, I really would like to help you 1324 01:23:42,605 --> 01:23:44,130 but I cannot do that. 1325 01:23:44,205 --> 01:23:46,094 I've got a family now. 1326 01:23:46,166 --> 01:23:47,975 [ In English ] W-W-Why not? 1327 01:23:48,046 --> 01:23:52,051 If I steal some secret information, they kill me and my family. 1328 01:23:52,126 --> 01:23:55,927 [ Murmuring ] J-Just talk to the people in Kremlin. 1329 01:23:56,006 --> 01:23:58,658 Uh, the KGB must have found out something lying there 1330 01:23:58,728 --> 01:24:00,810 that they wanna, you know, get rid of. 1331 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,980 I apologize, my friend. 1332 01:24:11,929 --> 01:24:14,012 [ In Russian ] Ryan Hutton, you say? 1333 01:24:14,090 --> 01:24:17,537 - So you met at the CIA's Paris office? - [Allan, In Russian ] Yes, yes. 1334 01:24:17,611 --> 01:24:20,820 Can you get any interesting information from them? 1335 01:24:21,891 --> 01:24:24,099 Not entirely unlikely. 1336 01:24:24,172 --> 01:24:27,813 [Allan Narrating ] Hutton loved all that crap from the Russians. 1337 01:24:27,892 --> 01:24:29,701 Now, how much money does this guy want? 1338 01:24:29,812 --> 01:24:32,862 [ In English ] N-No... No money just, uh... 1339 01:24:32,933 --> 01:24:36,301 just give him some of your information. 1340 01:24:38,774 --> 01:24:41,664 Counterintel. 1341 01:24:41,734 --> 01:24:43,737 That'll work really well, Allan. 1342 01:24:43,815 --> 01:24:47,456 Suddenly I was a double agent, a spy. 1343 01:24:47,535 --> 01:24:49,776 Uh, code name “Number”. 1344 01:24:49,855 --> 01:24:54,623 Well, maybe not a spy. There was never anything classified in that bag. 1345 01:24:54,696 --> 01:25:00,705 Both the Russians and the Americans emptied their trash cans straight into it. 1346 01:25:00,778 --> 01:25:05,101 It still caused a bit of a ruckus... and a few deaths. 1347 01:25:05,177 --> 01:25:08,023 Well, shit happens. 1348 01:25:09,338 --> 01:25:11,182 [ In Swedish ] I see. 1349 01:25:15,739 --> 01:25:17,230 [ In Russian ] Thank you. 1350 01:25:17,300 --> 01:25:20,304 [ Chattering, indistinct ] 1351 01:25:28,742 --> 01:25:31,712 [ Indistinct ] 1352 01:25:33,702 --> 01:25:35,228 [ In Italian ] Good day. 1353 01:25:36,263 --> 01:25:38,709 [ In Swedish ] Hey, can't you just...? 1354 01:25:38,783 --> 01:25:40,751 [ In English ] I am the peacock. 1355 01:25:42,544 --> 01:25:44,433 What? Oh, really? 1356 01:25:52,545 --> 01:25:53,957 [ Gunshot] 1357 01:25:54,026 --> 01:25:55,869 [ Gunshots ] 1358 01:25:58,387 --> 01:25:59,911 [ Gunshot] 1359 01:25:59,986 --> 01:26:02,354 [Woman Screaming ] 1360 01:26:04,588 --> 01:26:06,477 [ In English ] Gimme the suitcase. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 1361 01:26:06,548 --> 01:26:08,949 Go on. Go on. 1362 01:26:14,749 --> 01:26:17,434 [Allan Narrating] There you go. Sometimes people act one way, 1363 01:26:17,509 --> 01:26:20,878 then turn out to be somebody else entirely. 1364 01:26:23,070 --> 01:26:26,553 Take America's new president, Ronald Reagan. 1365 01:26:26,631 --> 01:26:29,715 He looked like a real rascal, which he was. 1366 01:26:29,792 --> 01:26:32,602 So maybe the rule doesn't apply to everyone. 1367 01:26:32,672 --> 01:26:36,041 It's the same button for the start and stop of the recording of the sound. 1368 01:26:36,113 --> 01:26:37,557 - You toggle it. - [ In Swedish] Damn it... 1369 01:26:37,632 --> 01:26:40,318 - [ In English ] Toggle? English, please. - You tell him, Allan. 1370 01:26:40,392 --> 01:26:43,795 I can't stand all this technological doohickey stuff either. 1371 01:26:43,873 --> 01:26:47,162 Why can't he use a normal tape recorder like anybody else? 1372 01:26:47,234 --> 01:26:49,442 - Mr. President, sir? - Yes. 1373 01:26:49,515 --> 01:26:51,324 - Sir... - A moment of your time. 1374 01:26:51,435 --> 01:26:53,437 - Start... - So, um, Mr. President... - [ Beeps] 1375 01:26:53,515 --> 01:26:56,439 - And stop. - If we get rid of the wall, the roses... 1376 01:26:56,515 --> 01:26:59,440 [ Reagan ] No! You're always bugging me about that wall! 1377 01:26:59,516 --> 01:27:01,837 - The wall stays. Do you understand me? - Yes, sir. 1378 01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:03,406 - And again. - Motherfucker. 1379 01:27:03,476 --> 01:27:06,527 [ Reagan's Voice] You're always bugging me about that wall! 1380 01:27:06,597 --> 01:27:08,521 - The wall stays. - [ Gardener] Yes, sir. 1381 01:27:08,598 --> 01:27:10,838 [ Reagan ] Do you understand me, motherfucker? 1382 01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:14,246 I don't want any nasty critters invading my garden. 1383 01:27:14,318 --> 01:27:15,684 I'm the fucking president! 1384 01:27:15,759 --> 01:27:19,559 For the last time, don't tear down that wall! 1385 01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:27,969 [ In Russian ] This recording only reaffirms my suspicions. 1386 01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:34,249 He's terrified we'll tear the wall down. 1387 01:27:34,322 --> 01:27:38,043 He knows that if we do 1388 01:27:38,122 --> 01:27:41,285 then the Russian people will bring down the world 1389 01:27:41,362 --> 01:27:44,731 and take it without any weapons. 1390 01:27:44,803 --> 01:27:46,328 [ Chuckles ] 1391 01:27:48,884 --> 01:27:50,454 [ Reporter, In Swedish] A whole world waits... 1392 01:27:50,524 --> 01:27:53,415 [Allan Narrating ] When my old friend Popov kicked the bucket, 1393 01:27:53,485 --> 01:27:55,487 I hung up my briefcase for good. 1394 01:27:55,565 --> 01:27:57,613 [ TV Continues, indistinct] 1395 01:27:57,686 --> 01:28:00,086 [Allan Narrating] But his son kept in touch. 1396 01:28:00,165 --> 01:28:02,772 [ In Russian ] Such a shame, 1397 01:28:02,846 --> 01:28:06,453 breaking down a big wall with hoes and bare hands when there's dynamite. 1398 01:28:07,326 --> 01:28:09,534 - A toast to Father. - Cheers. 1399 01:28:12,767 --> 01:28:15,089 [ In Swedish ] Ridiculous. 1400 01:28:15,168 --> 01:28:18,172 The East has all those cannons, but they hack away at it. 1401 01:28:27,169 --> 01:28:29,298 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1402 01:28:32,291 --> 01:28:34,942 [ In Swedish ] What's that? He... 1403 01:28:35,011 --> 01:28:37,139 - [ Beeps] - Hello? 1404 01:28:37,212 --> 01:28:41,696 Do you stop picking up the phone once you turn one hundred? 1405 01:28:41,812 --> 01:28:43,257 Is this Oleg? 1406 01:28:43,332 --> 01:28:48,100 I gave you the phone to keep with you. 1407 01:28:48,173 --> 01:28:53,055 - [ Allan, In Russian] Yes, you did. - Okay. Happy birthday. 1408 01:28:53,134 --> 01:28:57,822 - What are you doing? - Going for an afternoon swim. 1409 01:28:57,895 --> 01:29:00,547 A swim? You're such a character. 1410 01:29:00,616 --> 01:29:03,778 Did you party hard? 1411 01:29:03,855 --> 01:29:05,506 And what are you doing tonight? 1412 01:29:05,576 --> 01:29:11,459 Evidently we're ﬂeeing. So they say. 1413 01:29:11,537 --> 01:29:13,266 - Fleeing? - Yes. 1414 01:29:13,337 --> 01:29:17,662 Some people died, now we're ﬂeeing. 1415 01:29:17,738 --> 01:29:21,663 Hurry the fuck up, Benny. We have to get out of here. 1416 01:29:21,738 --> 01:29:24,663 We need to pack food and clothing... 1417 01:29:24,778 --> 01:29:27,511 - Did Julius call yet? - No. 1418 01:29:27,580 --> 01:29:29,503 - [ Hair Snaps ] - [ Grunts ] 1419 01:29:40,182 --> 01:29:43,231 - Did you find anything? - What? 1420 01:29:43,342 --> 01:29:46,631 - About the 100-year-old. - Oh! No, no, no... 1421 01:29:46,702 --> 01:29:50,947 We found that Hinken Claesson has a brother in the area. 1422 01:29:51,023 --> 01:29:52,674 - Really? - His name's Ricky. 1423 01:29:52,744 --> 01:29:56,351 He's evidently seen the 100-year-old at a place called Sjotorp. 1424 01:29:56,424 --> 01:29:58,154 - I see. - Check that out. 1425 01:29:58,224 --> 01:29:59,635 Sure. 1426 01:30:06,025 --> 01:30:09,155 I want my bag here, in Bali, by tomorrow. 1427 01:30:09,226 --> 01:30:12,549 [ Gaddan, In English] Yeah, yeah, yeah. But first I'm going to Sjotorp. 1428 01:30:12,667 --> 01:30:15,113 I'm going there myself, understand? 1429 01:30:15,187 --> 01:30:17,919 No, uh, assistance. 1430 01:30:17,988 --> 01:30:20,753 I-I-I clipped the fotboja. It's gone. 1431 01:30:20,828 --> 01:30:22,637 - Stop. Shut up. - Yeah. 1432 01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:24,631 - Now just get Bali into your thick head. - Mmm. 1433 01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:26,313 You understand? Bali. 1434 01:30:26,389 --> 01:30:27,990 - Otherwise you're gonna be food. - Yeah. 1435 01:30:28,029 --> 01:30:29,793 I will serve you up as confit 1436 01:30:29,869 --> 01:30:31,951 - at your own fucking funeral dinner. - Uh-huh. 1437 01:30:32,029 --> 01:30:37,196 Uh-huh. What, uh, food... l-l don't understand. What... Why food? 1438 01:30:37,270 --> 01:30:40,320 No, no, no, no, no. You will be the fucking food. 1439 01:30:40,391 --> 01:30:42,758 - I-I am food'? - You will be the food. 1440 01:30:42,831 --> 01:30:47,474 Because we will have killed you, cooked you and fucking will serve you up! 1441 01:30:49,192 --> 01:30:50,603 [Tires Screech ] 1442 01:30:50,712 --> 01:30:52,680 [ In Swedish ] God fucking damn it! 1443 01:30:52,752 --> 01:30:55,404 [ In English] No, no, no, not you. I was almost hitting car in bus. 1444 01:30:55,473 --> 01:30:58,444 Oh, Jesus Christ. Can 'z' you even drive a fucking car? 1445 01:30:58,554 --> 01:31:01,205 Hey, wait. I'll be back. 1446 01:31:03,194 --> 01:31:05,401 [Tires Squealing ] 1447 01:31:09,555 --> 01:31:11,637 So he's Russian, this “Aleg”? 1448 01:31:11,716 --> 01:31:16,119 Oleg. Yes, he is. He travels all over the world. 1449 01:31:16,197 --> 01:31:18,598 Does he have any references? 1450 01:31:18,677 --> 01:31:21,123 What? References? 1451 01:31:21,197 --> 01:31:24,167 It's Popov's son. I've known him for a long time. 1452 01:31:24,237 --> 01:31:27,685 Isn't it enough that he wants to help? 1453 01:31:27,758 --> 01:31:31,161 Do you have some post-graduate you'd rather call? 1454 01:31:31,239 --> 01:31:32,764 Someone who wrote a paper on this: 1455 01:31:32,839 --> 01:31:35,969 “Chased by Dangerous Bikers 101”? 1456 01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:38,008 What an idiot driver. 1457 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:40,082 What a narrow fucking road. 1458 01:31:52,482 --> 01:31:55,691 Damn it. Now I'll fucking show them. 1459 01:31:55,763 --> 01:31:58,926 - [ Engine Revs] - [ In English ] Fuck you! 1460 01:31:59,923 --> 01:32:01,574 [Allan Chuckling ] 1461 01:32:01,644 --> 01:32:04,170 Oh, my. He's really going fast. 1462 01:32:05,805 --> 01:32:07,967 [Tires Screech ] 1463 01:32:12,405 --> 01:32:14,852 - What the hell is he doing? - Stop! Stop! 1464 01:32:16,446 --> 01:32:18,211 [Gunilla Screams] 1465 01:32:18,886 --> 01:32:21,970 Come on, stop! No! 1466 01:32:24,327 --> 01:32:27,058 [ Horn Honking ] 1467 01:32:27,127 --> 01:32:30,610 - [ Honking In Distance] - [ Birds Chirping ] 1468 01:32:30,688 --> 01:32:32,531 Hmm. 1469 01:32:33,769 --> 01:32:37,455 That's what I call a roundabout. Boy, did he ﬂy. 1470 01:32:37,529 --> 01:32:42,741 - Will that be all? - Uh... a gas can. 1471 01:32:42,810 --> 01:32:46,179 - With gas. - Do you have your own can? 1472 01:32:47,531 --> 01:32:49,533 - No. - No? 1473 01:32:50,532 --> 01:32:53,615 - And a lighter. - Right. One of these? 1474 01:32:53,692 --> 01:32:58,984 Yes. We're having a barbecue. Some meat. 1475 01:32:59,053 --> 01:33:03,981 I'm mad about barbecuing. It's the season for it. 1476 01:33:04,054 --> 01:33:07,183 Yeah. That's true. 1477 01:33:09,775 --> 01:33:11,265 [Julius ] What is... What...? 1478 01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:13,742 - [ Engine Starts] - Fuck! 1479 01:33:13,815 --> 01:33:15,898 [Tires Squealing ] 1480 01:33:17,856 --> 01:33:20,621 Well, god damn it! 1481 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:23,940 [Allan ] He doesn't seem very talkative. 1482 01:33:24,057 --> 01:33:27,027 Too bad, he seemed very eager. 1483 01:33:27,097 --> 01:33:30,227 Damn! Is he alive? 1484 01:33:30,298 --> 01:33:34,508 Barely. His head is gushing blood. 1485 01:33:34,579 --> 01:33:36,422 Hello? 1486 01:33:50,461 --> 01:33:54,261 [ Groans ] What the hell is this? 1487 01:34:06,503 --> 01:34:08,711 Get in quick, damn it. 1488 01:34:08,784 --> 01:34:11,516 - What is wrong with people? - [Gunilla Muttering ] 1489 01:34:11,584 --> 01:34:15,909 Stealing a car in broad daylight. They should be locked up. 1490 01:34:17,265 --> 01:34:20,986 He'll get a big surprise when he checks the trunk. 1491 01:34:21,065 --> 01:34:23,876 Don't we have any compresses? I must use something... 1492 01:34:23,947 --> 01:34:26,029 - What's happened? - [Gunilla] Use the curtains or something. 1493 01:34:26,107 --> 01:34:29,554 - I can't use anything that's dirty. - Who is that? Who is that? 1494 01:34:29,627 --> 01:34:32,472 He was in a collision... 1495 01:34:32,547 --> 01:34:34,789 - But who is it? - ...laying there bleeding. 1496 01:34:34,868 --> 01:34:39,112 - Hello? Can someone tell me who he is? - Top drawer, Benny! 1497 01:34:39,188 --> 01:34:41,556 - He tried to shoot us. - Shoot at you? 1498 01:34:41,629 --> 01:34:45,555 Yes, and when he wakes up, he's getting his suitcase back. 1499 01:34:45,630 --> 01:34:49,555 [Julius ] Give away 50 million? 1500 01:34:49,630 --> 01:34:51,076 Are you insane? 1501 01:34:51,151 --> 01:34:53,199 - [ Gunilla ] This thing never ends. - It's not your money. 1502 01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,751 [Gunilla] He tried to shoot us. It's not worth it! 1503 01:34:55,871 --> 01:34:58,320 [ Julius ] They want to give away our money. 1504 01:34:58,346 --> 01:35:00,141 It's not our money, damn it. 1505 01:35:00,192 --> 01:35:01,159 [ Scoffs ] 1506 01:35:01,232 --> 01:35:02,916 [ Gunilla ] Which way are we going? 1507 01:35:02,992 --> 01:35:04,563 - [Allan ] I'm hungry. - [ Benny] I don't know. 1508 01:35:04,673 --> 01:35:06,117 [Gunilla] Can you call Oleg now, Allan? 1509 01:35:06,193 --> 01:35:08,195 - There's blood... - [ Police Chief] Blood? 1510 01:35:08,273 --> 01:35:12,403 And I am holding a shell casing. 1511 01:35:12,514 --> 01:35:14,358 - A shell casing. - Yes, yes. 1512 01:35:14,474 --> 01:35:18,559 - [ Indistinct ] - What? 1513 01:35:18,634 --> 01:35:21,844 Yes, of course you have to send forensics here. 1514 01:35:22,995 --> 01:35:25,885 He's waking up now. He's waking up. 1515 01:35:27,957 --> 01:35:32,360 Here's your goddamned suitcase, and now leave us the hell alone. 1516 01:35:34,198 --> 01:35:35,687 What? 1517 01:35:35,757 --> 01:35:38,602 The suitcase you've been looking for. 1518 01:35:38,678 --> 01:35:43,480 There. We won't call the cops. Just go and leave us alone. 1519 01:35:43,559 --> 01:35:45,243 My suitcase? 1520 01:35:45,319 --> 01:35:49,165 You were chasing us down. 1521 01:35:49,239 --> 01:35:53,883 I think the three of us should have a talk right now. 1522 01:35:53,961 --> 01:35:55,565 One moment. 1523 01:35:59,561 --> 01:36:04,124 It's memoria damnum, memory loss. 1524 01:36:04,242 --> 01:36:08,532 Lots of people had that at the home. It's awful. And bed sores. 1525 01:36:08,603 --> 01:36:12,608 - How long can you have pro memoria? - Memoria damnum. 1526 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:17,485 A few hours or days, or the rest of your life if you're unlucky. 1527 01:36:17,564 --> 01:36:20,408 Just drop him here and the suitcase next to him. 1528 01:36:20,484 --> 01:36:23,568 Hey, I'm not giving 50 million 1529 01:36:23,645 --> 01:36:26,615 to someone who doesn't even know it's his. 1530 01:36:26,725 --> 01:36:28,251 That's where I draw the line! 1531 01:36:28,326 --> 01:36:30,694 [Line Ringing] 1532 01:36:34,207 --> 01:36:35,857 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1533 01:36:37,447 --> 01:36:38,528 Hello? 1534 01:36:38,607 --> 01:36:40,690 Listen, never mind about the fucking “hello”.? 1535 01:36:40,768 --> 01:36:43,851 What exactly are you up to there, Géddan? 1536 01:36:43,928 --> 01:36:47,012 [ In English ] Do you know who I am? 1537 01:36:47,089 --> 01:36:49,171 If I know who you are? 1538 01:36:49,249 --> 01:36:51,537 Yes, I do. Do you know who I am? 1539 01:36:51,610 --> 01:36:54,580 No. Who are you? 1540 01:36:54,650 --> 01:36:56,379 Don't you fucking screw with me! 1541 01:36:56,450 --> 01:36:59,534 You try and screw with me, boy, you can for one second, 1542 01:36:59,611 --> 01:37:01,340 and then I will fucking screw with you. 1543 01:37:01,411 --> 01:37:04,859 Upside, downside, sideways. Up your fucking asshole. 1544 01:37:04,932 --> 01:37:09,142 Every fucking orifice. You think you're safe 'cause I can't go back to Europe? 1545 01:37:09,213 --> 01:37:11,978 - [ In Swedish ] Hello, Allan here. - Who? 1546 01:37:12,053 --> 01:37:14,260 [ In English ] Uh... this is Allan Karlsson. 1547 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:16,301 Allan Karlsson? 1548 01:37:16,373 --> 01:37:18,854 Allan Karlsson from Malmkoping. 1549 01:37:18,934 --> 01:37:23,065 I'll tell you something, mate. You and your fucking pals, you are fucking dead. 1550 01:37:23,134 --> 01:37:24,580 - [ In Swedish] I see... - Do you understand? 1551 01:37:24,655 --> 01:37:26,544 If you want to kill me, you'd better hurry 1552 01:37:26,615 --> 01:37:28,458 because I-I'm 100 years old. 1553 01:37:28,535 --> 01:37:32,541 You, my son, are dead fucking meat! Prick! 1554 01:37:32,616 --> 01:37:35,348 Mmm. 1555 01:37:35,417 --> 01:37:38,626 [ In Swedish ] He told me I was meat. 1556 01:37:38,697 --> 01:37:40,506 Who was that? 1557 01:37:41,177 --> 01:37:43,419 He never said. 1558 01:37:43,498 --> 01:37:47,298 He made sure to say that he was going to do all sorts of killing. 1559 01:37:47,378 --> 01:37:49,619 Kill us? 1560 01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:52,060 - "♪♪ [ Stereo." Rap ] - I'm gonna fucking kill 'em, that's what I'm gonna do. 1561 01:37:52,139 --> 01:37:53,948 Patsy, get out of the fucking water. 1562 01:37:54,019 --> 01:37:55,510 Joe get up. Joe! 1563 01:37:55,619 --> 01:37:57,065 Get on your fucking feet! 1564 01:37:57,140 --> 01:37:59,268 There's some “jack my lad” called Allan Karlsson. 1565 01:37:59,340 --> 01:38:02,105 I'm gonna find out who he is. Get me online. 1566 01:38:02,180 --> 01:38:04,752 Yes. Good lord. 1567 01:38:04,821 --> 01:38:07,826 I know that orienteers are trustworthy... 1568 01:38:07,902 --> 01:38:11,271 but you must know it leads nowhere. 1569 01:38:11,342 --> 01:38:13,663 It's such an obvious crank call. 1570 01:38:13,742 --> 01:38:16,587 An old guy and an elephant in the woods? 1571 01:38:16,663 --> 01:38:18,791 We're throwing out that guy and his suitcase! 1572 01:38:18,863 --> 01:38:21,344 - Pack that crap, because we're... - [ Murmuring ] 1573 01:38:21,424 --> 01:38:23,745 I'm getting out of here! 1574 01:38:23,825 --> 01:38:26,191 - Stop, Gunilla. - I'll pack it up... 1575 01:38:26,264 --> 01:38:29,986 [Julius ] First you were all about an even share for everyone. 1576 01:38:30,066 --> 01:38:33,149 Solidarity with other people's money. 1577 01:38:33,226 --> 01:38:35,832 Now no one gets a vote anymore. 1578 01:38:35,906 --> 01:38:37,908 So what do you want, Benny? What do you think? 1579 01:38:37,986 --> 01:38:40,671 You want to die here? Because that's what's going to happen. 1580 01:38:40,746 --> 01:38:43,558 No, I don't. I want to live. 1581 01:38:43,628 --> 01:38:48,555 [ Laughing ] What kind of question is that? 1582 01:38:48,628 --> 01:38:51,552 - [ Chattering Continues, indistinct] - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1583 01:38:54,869 --> 01:38:57,999 - Hello? - [ In Russian j Hello, Allan, It's Oleg! 1584 01:38:58,110 --> 01:38:59,999 - Oleg! - Listen. 1585 01:39:00,110 --> 01:39:03,637 We'll be landing soon. We've already started our descent. 1586 01:39:03,710 --> 01:39:07,033 Can you tell me where we'll be ﬂying? 1587 01:39:07,111 --> 01:39:10,514 - We need to get landing permits. - [ Muttering ] 1588 01:39:10,592 --> 01:39:12,195 [ In Russian ] One minute, Oleg. 1589 01:39:12,272 --> 01:39:14,639 - Géddan. - Yes? 1590 01:39:14,752 --> 01:39:18,359 [ In Swedish ] Where do you think we should go? We can go wherever we want. 1591 01:39:18,432 --> 01:39:20,242 - I don't know. - Well, 1592 01:39:20,313 --> 01:39:23,795 just say the first thing that comes to mind. 1593 01:39:26,194 --> 01:39:29,404 - B-Bali. - Bali. That's good. 1594 01:39:29,475 --> 01:39:32,399 - Is that a place? - It's a damned island. 1595 01:39:32,475 --> 01:39:34,956 Uh, hello! Bali! 1596 01:39:42,676 --> 01:39:45,078 Behind the cinder storage unit? What? 1597 01:39:45,157 --> 01:39:47,080 [ Man On Phone, indistinct] 1598 01:39:47,157 --> 01:39:50,480 Excuse me, but that sounds a little odd to me. 1599 01:39:51,198 --> 01:39:52,438 Yes, but... 1600 01:39:52,518 --> 01:39:55,409 Well, I have the right to express an opinion. 1601 01:39:55,479 --> 01:39:59,007 Yes, I'll take it. Yes, yes. I'll go there. 1602 01:40:20,643 --> 01:40:22,532 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1603 01:40:22,603 --> 01:40:25,413 - Hello? - You were right all along. 1604 01:40:25,483 --> 01:40:28,566 These sidetracks had nothing to do with the 100-year-old. 1605 01:40:28,644 --> 01:40:32,411 - What? - Andrén did an international search 1606 01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:35,056 and Bulten and Hinken were both found. 1607 01:40:35,125 --> 01:40:39,130 - Bulten is in Djibouti. - What is that? 1608 01:40:39,205 --> 01:40:42,095 A small East African state, evidently. 1609 01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:44,453 Africa? What is he...? 1610 01:40:44,566 --> 01:40:47,810 - How did he end up there? - [ Chuck/ing ] No idea. 1611 01:40:56,609 --> 01:40:57,894 Ouf! 1612 01:41:07,370 --> 01:41:09,293 - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - [Screaming ] 1613 01:41:17,572 --> 01:41:21,783 - Do they have DNA proof that it's him? - Not yet'. 1614 01:41:21,852 --> 01:41:25,300 That suicide bomber turned the entire square to hash. 1615 01:41:25,373 --> 01:41:29,697 - I see. And what about Hinken? - Yeah. 1616 01:41:29,774 --> 01:41:33,984 Found in Riga, dead inside a car crusher. 1617 01:41:56,178 --> 01:41:59,227 Didn't you say he was shot in Sjotorp? 1618 01:41:59,298 --> 01:42:02,700 - There was blood there. - That was elephant blood. 1619 01:42:02,778 --> 01:42:05,670 - Elephant blood? - Well... 1620 01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:09,381 Hinken had no bullet wounds, only trauma from the car crusher. 1621 01:42:09,460 --> 01:42:13,226 Forensics say there was only elephant blood at Sjotorp. 1622 01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:16,623 And this guy Géddan, where did he go? 1623 01:42:16,701 --> 01:42:19,944 Nothing connects him to the 100-year-old. 1624 01:42:20,022 --> 01:42:23,071 He's wanted, but that has nothing to do with us. Let's drop it. 1625 01:42:24,022 --> 01:42:26,832 So we have nothing on them? 1626 01:42:26,902 --> 01:42:29,110 Nope. Nothing criminal anyway. 1627 01:42:29,862 --> 01:42:32,913 This is just incredible. 1628 01:42:33,023 --> 01:42:37,427 I have the 100-year-old in front of me right now, with an elephant. 1629 01:42:37,504 --> 01:42:39,586 Oh, you don't say? 1630 01:42:39,664 --> 01:42:42,635 Ask him if he wants a ride back to the retirement home. 1631 01:42:42,745 --> 01:42:46,353 [Chuckling ] Forget it. No way. No. 1632 01:42:46,426 --> 01:42:50,272 Just drop all this now. 1633 01:42:50,346 --> 01:42:53,953 Okay, I will. M drop it. 1634 01:42:54,026 --> 01:42:57,315 Go ahead, but I still have to say 1635 01:42:57,427 --> 01:43:02,150 that you've done a great job. A really great job. 1636 01:43:02,269 --> 01:43:04,158 So, see you Monday. 1637 01:43:04,269 --> 01:43:06,875 See you Monday, okay. 1638 01:43:06,949 --> 01:43:08,838 - Bye. - Bye. 1639 01:43:12,789 --> 01:43:15,634 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1640 01:43:41,074 --> 01:43:42,884 - Ow! - What? 1641 01:43:42,955 --> 01:43:44,559 You've bandaged it too tight. 1642 01:43:44,635 --> 01:43:46,683 It needs to be tight. 1643 01:43:46,755 --> 01:43:49,919 [ Chuckling ] You're cutting off my circulation. 1644 01:43:49,996 --> 01:43:53,762 - Then do it yourself. - No, no, no. I want you to do it. 1645 01:43:53,836 --> 01:43:57,523 Even if you suck at it. [ Chuckles ] 1646 01:44:02,758 --> 01:44:06,127 100-YEAR-OLD STILL MISSING 1647 01:44:50,086 --> 01:44:53,169 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1648 01:45:12,408 --> 01:45:14,059 [ Video Game Beeps] 1649 01:45:17,210 --> 01:45:18,211 [ Groans ] 1650 01:45:18,290 --> 01:45:20,691 [ Cell Phone Ringing ] 1651 01:45:22,690 --> 01:45:25,137 [ Electronic Voice, In English] Game over. Why don't you try again? 1652 01:45:25,211 --> 01:45:26,212 [ In Swedish ] Hello? 1653 01:45:26,291 --> 01:45:28,020 Oh, you're still alive, are ya? 1654 01:45:28,091 --> 01:45:29,617 Well, where the fuck are ya? 1655 01:45:29,692 --> 01:45:31,660 Uh, Bali. 1656 01:45:31,772 --> 01:45:35,572 Bali? You really are taking a fucking piss out at me now, aren't ya? 1657 01:45:35,692 --> 01:45:40,415 - Eh'? - What do you mean, piss? Hello? 1658 01:45:40,533 --> 01:45:42,774 - It's Allan Karlsson! - Who are you talking to? 1659 01:45:42,853 --> 01:45:45,585 It's All... He's in the next car. Patsy, have a look at the left! 1660 01:45:45,653 --> 01:45:47,144 - Look! It's Allan Karlsson... - [ Patsy] Allan who? 1661 01:45:47,214 --> 01:45:49,137 With my bag, in the car on the left. 1662 01:45:49,214 --> 01:45:52,139 I wonder why we humans are drawn to the sea. 1663 01:45:52,255 --> 01:45:54,702 - I think it's the feeling of freedom. - [ Pim Shouting, indistinct] 1664 01:45:54,776 --> 01:45:57,255 - Do something. Ram the car. Do something! - [ Horn Honking ] 1665 01:45:58,656 --> 01:46:00,897 - [ Shudders ] - What a crash! 1666 01:46:05,457 --> 01:46:08,028 Lovely island, Bali. 1667 01:46:08,097 --> 01:46:11,022 - [ In English ] Hello? - Game over. 1668 01:46:11,098 --> 01:46:13,260 - Are you left on the phone? - Try again. 1669 01:46:25,460 --> 01:46:27,987 [Julius ] Well, god damn... 1670 01:46:32,981 --> 01:46:34,791 Yeah. 1671 01:46:53,345 --> 01:46:57,111 - Did you get malaria already? - What? 1672 01:46:57,185 --> 01:46:59,347 You're as white as a sheet. 1673 01:46:59,426 --> 01:47:02,077 [Stammering ] 1674 01:47:02,146 --> 01:47:05,754 Things are kind of a mess right now. But I don't know. 1675 01:47:05,827 --> 01:47:08,990 Come on. She wants you. 1676 01:47:10,507 --> 01:47:14,718 I know. And that's the thing. 1677 01:47:16,509 --> 01:47:21,754 It's getting serious and I have to make up my mind. 1678 01:47:21,829 --> 01:47:24,355 I'll get one more for each of us. 1679 01:47:32,751 --> 01:47:36,756 - Not everyone gets that. - What do you mean? 1680 01:47:36,831 --> 01:47:41,076 I mean, to have what you two have. 1681 01:47:43,312 --> 01:47:45,361 Few are that lucky. 1682 01:47:48,113 --> 01:47:51,596 Just go and tell her. 1683 01:47:51,674 --> 01:47:53,802 That not everyone is that lucky? 1684 01:47:53,874 --> 01:47:56,764 Why do you have to make everything so difficult? 1685 01:47:58,995 --> 01:48:00,406 Go down there. 1686 01:48:02,396 --> 01:48:04,398 Well, I... 1687 01:48:04,476 --> 01:48:08,801 I was thinking more about what... 1688 01:48:11,196 --> 01:48:12,437 No... 1689 01:48:14,477 --> 01:48:16,207 - Hello. - Hello. 1690 01:48:16,278 --> 01:48:19,009 [ Chattering, indistinct ] 1691 01:48:27,359 --> 01:48:32,651 [Allan Narrating] Hmm. Well, not everyone is that lucky. 1692 01:48:33,921 --> 01:48:36,652 You never know. 1693 01:48:36,721 --> 01:48:39,406 There's always tomorrow. 1694 01:48:39,481 --> 01:48:42,531 [ Gunilla ] What the hell did you tell him, Allan? 1695 01:48:42,601 --> 01:48:44,047 Why is she screaming at you? 1696 01:48:44,162 --> 01:48:49,329 Well, many people have screamed at me through the years, 1697 01:48:49,403 --> 01:48:53,010 from conductors, to-to dictators. 1698 01:48:53,083 --> 01:48:57,453 The very first person to scream at me was my mother. 1699 01:48:57,524 --> 01:49:01,052 I don't remember it, but I'm sure she did. 1700 01:49:01,125 --> 01:49:03,810 - I'm sure I screamed too. - I Sonya Trumpets I. 1701 01:49:03,885 --> 01:49:08,687 I guess that is what babies do when they arrive in the world. 1702 01:49:08,766 --> 01:49:11,975 I didn't get much time to hear my father scream. 131010