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Here you go, Miss Kim.
Fresh off the griddle.
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Thank you, Dave.
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I'm so glad you decided
to run against Isaiah Evans.
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That man plays dirty.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I know,
'cause I play dirty, too.
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Okay, well, that'’s, uh...
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tha-that's good to know.
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If you want something good...
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[whispers]:
come by my house tonight.
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Bring the maple syrup.
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Careful, Dave.
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She made thatsame offer to Marty
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when he ranfor student council.
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Really?
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Poor kid hasn't
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eaten a pancake since.
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Hey, I got to say,
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this turnout is better
than I expected.
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I know. People are really
starting to listen to my ideas.
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Budget reform, zoning
regulations, traffic abatement.
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Yeah, I'’ve heard them.
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That'’s why I said it's a betterturnout than I expected.
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DAVE:
Cal, look, it's Isaiah.
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What's he doing here?
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If he's trying to get
old Miss Kim's vote,
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he can have it.
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Hey, Dave Johnson,
Calvin Butler.
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How you two doing this morning?
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How does it look
like we'’re doing?
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All these people here areto support my boy, Dave.
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Yeah, and it'’s
because of my ideas,
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not my signature
smiley-face pancakes.
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Hey, when I win,
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maybe I'll appoint you
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Secretary of Flapjacks.
[laughs]
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What-what are you doing here,besides getting Dave's hopes up
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for a fake pancake job?
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Look, I just stopped by
to wish him
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best of luck
at the debate tonight.
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What debate tonight?
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The one I challenged you to
a month ago.
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You didn'’t challenge me
to any debate.
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I didn'’t?
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Oh.
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Hold up, let me check my e-mail.
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[Isaiah mutters]
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Ah, my bad.
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I forgot to press send.
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[phone whooshes]
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No, no, I can'’t
believe you.
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This is just another
one of your dirty tri...[phone vibrates]
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Hold on, I'’m getting an e-mail.
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Damn it!
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What the hell, Isaiah?
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You can't challenge him
to a debate on the same day,
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and expect him to show up.
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Mm.
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Well, that'’s too bad.
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There'’s gonna bea lot of people there.
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And if you don'’t show up,
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you'’re gonna look like a coward.
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See you tonight, Secretary.
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Calvin, what am I
supposed to do?
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This is a disaster.
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I don't know, I mean,
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whether it's Isaiahor Miss Kim,
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you gonna get
a spanking tonight.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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I can'’t believe this.
How could IsaiahUgh.
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ambush me with a debate?
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Ooh, it makes me so mad.
When stuff like this happens,
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it makes me want
to fight for Dave.
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Don'’t worry, you are.
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You'’re doing everything
you can to help him win.
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No, I mean literally fight.
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I want to punch Isaiah
in the face
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till I can'’t feel
my hand anymore.
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I told you, Tina, that girlgot some hood in her.
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Guys.
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What am I supposed to do?
I need at least a month
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to prepare for a debate,
not six hours.
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Actually, it'’s four hours.
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Damn it!
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Now my watch is broken, too.
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Sweetie, don'’t worry.
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You have got
a million great ideas.
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You are gonna get up there and
you're gonna knock them dead.
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Oh, okay, yeah,may-maybe you'’re right.
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You know, firstI'll-I'’ll warm them up
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with my plans for schoolfunding and then...Yeah.
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then I'll hit them
with my parks safety initiative
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and then... and then
I'll blow them away
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with my... with my community
recycling project.
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Ooh, they will notsee that coming.All right!
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What do you guys think?
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Um, it'’s a little...
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Boring as hell.
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Look, Dave, the community
needs a guy like you,
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but if you want to win
over voters around here,
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you're gonna have
to give them a show.
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What part of
"Neighborhood Composting Club"
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doesn'’t scream
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"showtime"?
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Uh, Dave, Isaiah may not
have much substance,
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but he knows
how to work a crowd.
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If you want to compete with him,you got to bring the heat.
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Yeah, you got to be less
mayonnaise and more hot sauce.
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What'’s wrong
with mayonnaise?
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It's what brings
a baloney sandwich to life.
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Trust me, you're
gonna need to add
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a little flash
and a little swag.
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If you want to talk
about school funding...
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How about this?
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We got to fund schools...
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or graduate fools!
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Whoa, okay... that was
actually really good.
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Yeah, did you justcome up with that?
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I'’m like a dragon, guys--
I just spit fire.
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Okay, well, come on, man.
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Burn my village down.
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Okay.
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All right,
check this out.
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We can'’t be safe
in the park,
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if it'’s too damn dark.
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Ooh!
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Or recycle your trash,
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and we'’ll give you some cash.
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But that one'’s not true.
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Doesn'’t matter, it rhymes.
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I'’m sold.
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Isaiah'’s going down tonight.Oh, oh!
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That'’s what I'm talking
about, baby-- give me some.
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Yeah!
Yuck!
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How do you always do
it where your knuckle
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goes right in
between mine?
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♪ The neighborhood will besaved if you vote for Dave ♪
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♪ He'’s bringing policiesthat you all should crave ♪
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♪ Polls open at 8:00,
so don'’t be late ♪
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♪ Just vote for Dave,
it'’s gonna be great, hey ♪
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♪ Vote for Dave, got to vote forDave, yeah-yeah, vote for Dave ♪
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♪ You got to vote for Dave... Marty, Marty?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Besides ruining hip-hop
for a nine-year-old?
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We-We were doing a livestream
to encourage young people
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to get out and vote for Dave.
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Oh, okay, well,
how many viewers you got?
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Three.
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And they'’re saying you ruined
hip-hop for them, too.
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All right, look, look,
I like what you'’re going for,
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but if you'’re trying
to get eyes on your video,
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you'’re going about this
the wrong way.
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Look, I know what you're
gonna say, Malcolm,
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but I'’m not taking my top off.
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No, man.
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Listen, there's only
one surefire way
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to get lots of attention online.
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Okay, and what's that?
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To film yourself doing something
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incredibly stupid,
and if you get hurt doing it,
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it could go viral.
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Marty'’s rapping
definitely hurt me.
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Yeah, well, I'’m talking about
one of those online stunts--
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you know, like riding down
the stairs in a shopping cart
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or jumping off a roof
into a swimming pool.
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I'’ve seen these videos
where people eat
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really hot peppers--
they'’re awesome.
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Great idea.
Yeah,
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we can do that whilewe tell people to vote for Dave.
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Well, all right, I'’m in!
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Okay.
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But our three viewers say
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you should definitely
keep your shirt on.
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Ooh!
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[laughs]
Dave Johnson.
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[sharp inhale]
Nice suit.
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I've never seen someone so...
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dull look so sharp.
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You won't be seeing anythingwith your eyes swollen shut.
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No, no, easy, Gemma, easy.
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Now let's go inside.
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Damn, Calvin, you were right,
she hood as hell.
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I got to admit, Dave,
I didn'’t think you'd show up.
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If I would'’ve
known I would've
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brought my PJs and a pillow.
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[snores]
Oh, it's you.
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[laughs]
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Well, I hope you'’re ready
for a bedtime snack, because...
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I'’m working with some
pretty spicy mayo tonight.
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Oh, yeah,this baloney sandwich
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got flavor you can savor.
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You know what, give hima taste of that spicy spread.
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We got to fund the schools
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or graduate fools.
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Facts!
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We can'’t be safe in the park
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if it'’s too damn dark.
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Ooh! Goosebumps.
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If you recycle your trash,
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we will give you some cash.
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Oh, give me a biteof that baloney sandwich.
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All right, all right, Johnson,
it sounds like
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we are gonna have
some fun up there, hmm.
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Ooh, and, Calvin,
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enjoy your mouthful
of Dave'’s baloney.
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Hi, Pasadena, I'’m Marty Butler
and don't worry,
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I'm keeping my shirt on.Mm-hmm.
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And I am Malcolm Butlerand we are here on behalf
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of Dave Johnsonfor city council.
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And to show you how far we'’re
willing to go to get your vote,
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we'’re both gonna eat these
tombstone ghost peppers--
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aka one of the hottest
peppers in the world.
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That is right,and these bad boys
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are, like, ten timeshotter than a jalapeño.
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Yeah, try 600.
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Say what now?
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Whoa, this is gonna be even
stupider than I thought.
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What, you said,like, 600?
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That'’s right, and we're
doing it all for Dave Johnson.
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On three-- one...
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Okay, here we go.two...
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I can do this!three!
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Oh, I can'’t do it!
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What? Malcolm, what the hell?
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We were both supposed
to do it...
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[demonic voice]:
Oh God, it'’s starting!
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
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if everyone will please
take their seats,
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we're ready to begin.
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Councilman Evans,
would you like to start
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with your opening statement?
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Thank you.
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Now, y'all know me.
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[crowd murmuring]
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You know that I care deeply
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about the issues
that affect our community.
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[crowd murmuring]And there is no issue
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that I care about more
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about than the education
of our children.
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That's why I've always said
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You got to fund the schools,
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or graduate fools.
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[crowd cheers, applauds]
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What?!
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Calvin, that was your line.
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I know, right?
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Goosebumps.
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My people, can we talk?
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[crowd murmuring]
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Now tell me,
is this a safe space?
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[crowd murmuring]
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You know what else
I'd like to make safe?
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The park.
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00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,237
Because you can'’t be safe
in the park
256
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,239
if it'’s too damn dark.
257
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:34,068
Huh?[cheering and applause]
258
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,985
That is my line.
You stole my li...
259
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,552
You'’re clapping for me
and you don'’t know it.
260
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,337
Wow.
261
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,295
That is... that is sad,
262
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:47,211
saying that I recycled
his line. [chuckles]
263
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,692
But while we are on
the topic of recycling,
264
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:50,998
you know what I've always said.
265
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,523
If you recycle your trash,
266
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,352
I will give you some cash!
267
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,963
[cheering]
268
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,576
That's it, Isaiah.
269
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:08,145
My fist is about to vote
for your face!
270
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,538
Don't worry, Dave.I got him.
271
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,235
Hey, baldy!
272
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,976
We'll see youin the parking lot.
273
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,113
What am I supposed to do?
He stole all my lines.
274
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,680
Look, don'’t worry, I got a plan.
275
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,898
Okay, well, what is it?
276
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,900
Okay, so I don'’t have a plan.
277
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,337
But the good news is
278
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:27,730
is neither does Isaiah.
279
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,427
He just used up
all our catchphrases,
280
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,865
which means from this point on,
he'’s got nothing.
281
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,736
ISAIAH:
Now, uh,
282
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,607
that little commotion
certainly was entertaining,
283
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,870
was it not?
284
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,828
But I tell you what,
285
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,787
it's not as entertaining
as this. Hit it!
286
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,789
[dance music playing]
287
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:45,226
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoo
288
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,923
♪ It'’s too damn dark ♪
289
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,186
♪ We got to light that park
290
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,537
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
we got to light the park ♪
291
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,365
♪ Come on, light the park
292
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,759
♪ Light the park...
293
00:11:56,803 --> 00:12:00,284
Okay, but after this,he'’s got nothing.
294
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,856
[grunts]Oh, God, I'm burning up.
295
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,946
I'm hot in places I didn't
know heat could happen.
296
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,469
[shouts]
297
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,474
Yeah, uh, speaking of heat,Dave Johnson has plenty of it,
298
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,694
and with your support,we can push him over the top.
299
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,001
[chuckles]
Anything to add, Marty?
300
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,133
I need water!
301
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,222
This is great.
302
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,050
We're up to 500 viewers.
303
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,573
Oh, that's awesome, man.
304
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,705
And we'll get way more
when Marty finds out
305
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,185
that water only makes it worse.
306
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:32,273
Oh...
307
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,797
The water only made it worse!
308
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:40,368
This is amazing!We're getting a ton of comments.
309
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,109
Are they saying they'’re gonna
vote for your dad?
310
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:45,242
Actually, most of them
are calling you a giant coward.
311
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,418
Totally agree.
312
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:53,860
You know what? Fine.
Show you who a coward is.
313
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,428
Dave Johnson for city council.
314
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,039
[laughs]
315
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,867
I don't know why you didall that whining, 'cause it's...
316
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,303
Oh, my God.
317
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,395
Oh...And it only gets so much worse.
318
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,574
♪ Throw your hands in the air
319
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,184
♪ And wave 'em
like you just don't care ♪
320
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,186
♪ If you love me
like I love me ♪
321
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,841
♪ Everybody say,
"Oh, yeah" ♪
322
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,538
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Isaiah
323
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,410
♪ Isaiah
[whoops]
324
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,847
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
325
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,110
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
it's too damn dark ♪
326
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,417
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
327
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,159
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
it's too damn dark, uh-ruh. ♪
328
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:35,423
[cheering]
329
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,165
Sit down! Sit down!
This is a debate.
330
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,297
You'’re not supposed
to be enjoying yourselves.
331
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,608
People say that politics
is boring. [chuckles]
332
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,915
And speaking of boring,
here's Dave.
333
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,875
Okay, you know what?Uh, Dave...
334
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,137
Thank you.
335
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,879
You mind if I ask
Councilman Evans
336
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,881
a few questions
before you start?
337
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,317
By all means.
338
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,886
And, uh, please,
feel free to take your time.
339
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,193
Okay, Calvin.
What would you like to know?
340
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,805
You know, before yoursong and dance routine,
341
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,503
you were talking
about school funding.
342
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,679
Now, I'm sure we can all agree
343
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,334
that the catchphrases
were genius.
344
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,425
But I'’m curious--
345
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,472
how do you plan to pay for it?
346
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,042
Mm. Mm.
That is a good question.
347
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,001
But, uh, the answer
is very complicated,
348
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:35,222
and I wouldn't want to bore you
with all the details.
349
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,354
That'’s Dave's job.
[laughs]
350
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,663
Well, maybe it'’s because
you don'’t have any answers.
351
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,404
But you know who does?
352
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,624
Dave.
Spit fire on 'em, Dave.
353
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,628
Uh, well, for starters,
354
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,282
the budget could
easily be amortized,
355
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,502
and since the fiscal calendar
starts in June,
356
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,069
which, actually...Okay.
357
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,461
You-you know what?
That'’s enough fire.
358
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,289
That's enough fire.
359
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,032
But you hear it, right?
360
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,514
Dave has a real plan,
and Isaiah's got nothing.
361
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,908
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I have a plan.
362
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,779
Okay.
Then let'’s hear it.
363
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:11,867
Uh...
364
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,260
No, no, no.
365
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,001
Without rhyming or dancing.
366
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,351
Yeah, Councilman.
367
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,006
I would like to hearyour thoughts about the budget.
368
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,315
Okay. Okay.
369
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,751
Well,
370
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,885
because you mentioned
the fiscal calendar,
371
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,148
I would like to know...
372
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,629
are there any birthdays
in the house?
373
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,024
CALVIN:
See? Come on.
374
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,678
It's like I said,guys-- nothing.
375
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,507
So what we have to decide
is do we want
376
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,988
a flashy song and dance man
377
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:49,122
or someone who has
actual good ideas?
378
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:52,081
You mean like my plan to light
up our parks using solar power?
379
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,823
Ooh!
380
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,173
Solar power.You know what that means.
381
00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,046
No light bill.
382
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,876
That's right, that's ri...
And guess what we can recycle
383
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,009
those savings back into?
384
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011
Recycling.
385
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:12,536
Oh, goodness, come on.This guy is talking
386
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,235
about saving the planet.
387
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:18,803
And I don'’t know about y'all,
but I love Earth.
388
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,066
It'’s where I'm from.
389
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,592
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Now, hold on, everybody.
390
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,811
He'’s not the only one
from Earth.
391
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,031
No, he is not.
392
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,598
We are all from Earth.
393
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,081
And together,
I believe that we can make
394
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,866
our little part of it
better for everyone.
395
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,825
Because in District Three,
396
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,393
you deserve the best.
397
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,961
And if you elect me
your next city councilman,
398
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,833
I promise to work my butt off
399
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,444
to make that happen.
400
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,969
[cheering, applause]
401
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,363
Oh, Dave! Dave!
402
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,147
Dave, mic drop.
403
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,192
Mic drop!
404
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,802
[feedback hisses]
405
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,066
Very sorry about that.
406
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,546
That was my first-ever mic drop.
407
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,295
I don'’t understand.
408
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,166
When are they gonnaannounce the results?
409
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,689
I know, this is crazy.
410
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,604
I mean, the polls
have been closed for over...
411
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,432
I got to get this watch fixed.
412
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,914
Sweetie, calm down.
413
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,481
We'’ve done all we can do.
414
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:28,873
Yeah, she'’s right, Dave.
415
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,484
I mean, you killed Isaiah
at the debate.
416
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,616
And everybody loved
that video of yours.
417
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,358
Yeah, and I still can't believe
how many people watched it.
418
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,707
Yeah, we even got
a standing ovation
419
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,274
when our ambulance
got to the E.R.
420
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,625
Dad, look, they'’reannouncing the results.
421
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,627
[TV playing news fanfare]
422
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,629
NEWSCASTER:
And turning to some
of the local races,
423
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:49,329
we have results
for Pasadena City Council.
424
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:53,289
In District One,
Kathleen Conrad keeps her seat.
425
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,379
District One? Why would
they start with that one first?
426
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,512
In District Two, Daniel Ramirez
427
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:01,689
has defeated
incumbent Bob Billings.
428
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,779
Okay, we'’re District Three.
Here we go, we're next.
429
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,389
In District Four...
430
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,565
[all groaning]
431
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,741
...Betty McBride
unseats Patrick Yang.
432
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,613
And in District Three...
433
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,441
Oh, this is it.CALVIN:
All right, here we go, man.
434
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:18,140
...in what turned out to be
a surprisingly close contest,
435
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,969
challenger Dave Johnson[squeals]
436
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,406
has lost to longtime councilman
Isaiah Evans.
437
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,756
CALVIN: What?!TINA: But you
438
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,541
ran rings around him.
439
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:30,283
What the... Ugh.Man...
440
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,676
Dave, you okay?
441
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,852
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay.
442
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:38,247
I just... I can'’t believe it.
443
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,380
I'’m so sorry, sweetie.
444
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,208
Yeah, Dave.We all are.
445
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,558
Guys, it-it's okay.
446
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:48,475
It's like y'all said, you know,
we did everything we could.
447
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,261
I'’m just gonna go out
and get some air.
448
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,790
Uh, Marty, are you crying?
449
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,707
Oh, not because of this.
450
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,406
It'’s been happening off and on
since I ate that hot pepper.
451
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,544
Hey, man. Just thoughtI'd come check on you.
452
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:18,592
I'’m fine.
I'’m just disappointed.
453
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:23,031
Yeah, I know.So am I.
454
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,642
I just don'’t get it.
Everyone at the debate
455
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:29,080
saw that Isaiah
had nothing, and...
456
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,691
he still won.
457
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,174
I know it'’s frustrating, man,but you ran a hell of a race.
458
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,958
I mean, think about it.
459
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,394
When you first started,
460
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,266
everybody said
you didn'’t have a chance.
461
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,181
Who said that?
462
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,227
Well, first it was me,
but, uh...
463
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,405
...I didn'’t think
it was gonna catch on.
464
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,976
I just really wanted to
make a difference, Calvin.
465
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,848
But instead, I feel like
I wasted everyone'’s time.
466
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,155
What are you talking about?
You did make a difference.
467
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,678
No, I didn'’t.
I lost.
468
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:05,943
Look, no, what you did
was put Isaiah on notice.
469
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,946
I mean, a lot of people
around here finally realized
470
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,949
that he hasn'’t done anything
for them in a long time,
471
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,908
and that they should
expect more from him.
472
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:17,216
So if he planson keeping his job,
473
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,218
he'’s gonna have to followthrough on all those great ideas
474
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,307
he stole from you.
475
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,178
You think so?
476
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,136
Hell yeah, I do.
477
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,487
Look, Dave,
478
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,315
you may not have won tonight,
479
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,230
but the community did.
480
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,188
And that'’s what
you set out to do.
481
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,236
You're a good friend, Calvin.
482
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,412
You're right.
I am.
483
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:45,287
Come on, man. Everybody'sinside waiting on you.
484
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,115
Nah, you go in.
485
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,725
I'’m gonna hang out here
for a minute.
486
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,292
You sure?Yeah.
487
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,990
Hey, Dave.
488
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,863
I heard someone
needs some cheering up.
489
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,299
CALVIN:
Oh, no, no.
490
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,214
You better get inside.
Go, go, go, go.
491
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,434
You stay there, Ms. Kim.
No, no. You didn't get Marty
492
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:02,696
and you're not gonna get Dave.
493
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:11,008
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