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Just a second!
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Hey you here to check out
the bike?
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Forgot someone was coming by,
sorry about that.
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You know you can just wait
right here and I'll grab it.
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My ex got me this thing, I don't
know why.
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He should know
I don't like riding bikes.
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It's a total mess back here
seriously.
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No Bane. Bad touch!
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Good morning.
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Is it Kenneth?
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You okay? Something wrong?
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Yeah you know actually...
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For me,
it's these movies man.
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Batman, Spider-Man,
Superman.
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They tell the same stories
over and over again.
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I don't give a shit about
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Batman's back-story
anymore okay?
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I just want to see him
fight bad dudes.
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Then why torture yourself
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by watching all
the Batman movies back to back?
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To form a solid argument
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Who are you debating?
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What the fuck are we doing
right now?
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You assume I'm listening.
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God, fucking origin stories.
I don't need them.
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I don't need to see Rambo
in Vietnam
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to know that he's all fucked up.
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I'm living your origin story.
Fat slob defies all odds
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to become an even fatter slob.
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I know, totally right?
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And they always have these hot
girlfriends
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that are way better off without
them.
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And they have cool jobs like
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news reporter
or like assistant D. A.
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It's probably because,
these writers
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can't write
well-rounded female characters
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so we're stuck with these
boring caricatures.
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Shut up! Kate's on TV.
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It is a gruesome day here
on Walnut Street.
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In the early hours of
the morning
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a woman was found murdered
in her apartment.
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Authorities believe she is
another victim of the
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Schuylkill Strangler,
an alleged serial killer
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who finds his victims
by placing ads online.
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We'll have more information
as the story unfolds.
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Oh shit dude I'm late.
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You wanna grab the costumes
for tonight?
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Don't be an asshole and just
drop that on me.
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I have a job you know.
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He didn't even say goodbye.
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If this place keeps smelling
this good, I might never leave.
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Here's your coffee,
just the way you like it.
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Thanks Gary.
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What are you looking at?
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An apartment just
opened up at this building.
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Oh yeah you need a roommate?
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Cause I got this food dehydrator
and we could just go nuts.
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No, I think I'm going to try
to live on my own.
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That's cool, that's cool.
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So you got any big plans
tonight?
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Nope.
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Cool. Me? I'm going to go to
church youth group,
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get involved with some folk jam
type of stuff you know?
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Yeah. Wait you're a
member of a church youth group?
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No, but I think they're
out there somewhere
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I just got to find them.
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I've never been inside
of a church, but it
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must be pretty cool place
if you get up early
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on a Sunday to go you know?
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Hey, do you have to bring
your own wine
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or do they provide it?
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Terrible idea Gary.
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I thought it would be fun.
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Quiet, Dean's coming. I don't
want to get in trouble.
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Get out of here, please.
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Trouble,
what are we in grade school?
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Why is it that when
I step out of my office,
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I see you two love birds
squawking all day long
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and eating up the profits?
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We've got dough audits
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and salt dividend reports
to get out this month
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and I'm sure not staying late
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because you're attracted to
his beautiful song.
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I'm really sorry,
I was just finishing.
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You're going to pay for that
pretzel.
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Dick.
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Yeah that guy knows
nothing about birds, stupid.
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What's going on?
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Kenneth we got a problem buddy.
They're all out of our costumes.
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We reserved those months ago.
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We did?
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You said you did.
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Kenneth what I say and what I
do don't always coincide.
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I mean technically you should
know that man You're my buddy.
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So if you think about it.
This is half your fault.
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Dammit Ray you always do this.
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Calm down I'll take care of it.
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That's my roommate,
he's all pissed off.
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He's a little OCD I think he
needs to get laid- hey!
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He's good. Got some room in
the toes here.
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I think he can walk right out
with them. Alright? Yeah.
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Ray, ray there you are, boy,
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I have a story for you – hey,
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shouldn't you be in shoes today?
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I'm on my break Aaron.
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Me culpa! Should probably be
crashed out in my mini-van huh?
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You got the keys?
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Look I'm not stealing clothes
for this party tonight
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if that's what you're asking?
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I, that doesn't make any sense.
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It doesn't make any sense
does it?
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- No!
- Can I get your keys Aaron?
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Yes. Hey do me a solid.
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Try not to blast
the air conditioning this time.
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I'm having some trouble
turning over the old dad wagon.
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But then I'll be all sweaty.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, it's going to be a no.
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Yeah, well had to ask.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Later bro. Catch ya. Later.
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So what do we tell people
we are?
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I'm not sure if I'm a
gang member or a raver.
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That's why we have the do-rags.
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Ties the whole ninja look
together you know?
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Why didn't you just get some
baseball or football uniforms?
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Because a girl can fuck a
football player
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whenever she wants.
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You know what she never
gets to fuck? A ninja.
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Is that what gets you
the ladies?
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Yeah sometimes.
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Hey thanks for driving by
the way, I hate taking the bus.
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It makes me feel poor.
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You are poor, you're
actually very poor.
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Yeah but I don't
need the bus to tell me that.
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Come on.
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I'm not taking the bus.
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How has not a single car driven
by, this is a major US city?
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I don't understand
anything I'm reading.
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Hey, got one, got one, Hey, hey
hey! I need a jump!
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Hey, hey, hey! I need a jump!
Hey!
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Fuck you
you stupid piece of shit!
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Ray.
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No.
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Ray.
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Kenneth I'm not
taking the fucking bus!
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You know Kenneth with the great
power of owning a vehicle
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comes the great
responsibility of its upkeep.
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I'm not saying it's your fault,
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I'm just saying,
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shit it's that asshole
from earlier.
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Get some profanity ready.
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Hey! Hey! Fuck you, you piece
of shit, I hope you die!
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Fuck you, you piece
of shit! Fucking asshole!
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Fucking got that dude.
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What?
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What the hell are you
supposed to be?
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Ninjas.
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You don't look like Ninjas.
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I think we know a little bit
more about being Ninjas
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than you do okay Chief?
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Bunch of racists.
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Hey it's Kate.
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...was found murdered in her
apartment.
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God, you've seen this already
just ask her out.
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The opportunity is almost there.
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Yeah and you missed that
opportunity.
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Because you're always waiting
around for your chance.
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Then some loser from Wharton
swoops in now,
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he's fucking her brains out.
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I have a plan okay?
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Yeah,
you got a plan I got a plan.
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Plans.
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I'm thinking about moving out.
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What?
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Stop the bus!
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Are you guys getting off?
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No, I'm being dramatic,
I'm sorry.
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What do you mean
you're moving out?
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For Kate?
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You want to impress her?
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It's much more than that okay?
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Things just feel like they're
getting stagnant,
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hitting a plateau alright?
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And I just need a change.
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Oh you need a change Kenneth?
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If you want to change,
pick up a fucking hobby.
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Okay? Like gambling or I
don't know binge drinking.
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Something respectable.
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There's an apartment
available in centre city.
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Okay. Apartment just opened up
in centre city.
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This will pass I know it.
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Here we are.
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You know what?
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I'm going to find my own way
to Kate's party.
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You have no idea where it is.
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Fuck you Kenneth.
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Racist huh?
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Come in.
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I wish I had done
a lot more pull ups.
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If I wasn't just like
so sick you know?
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Hey guys,
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I'm almost ready,
just make yourselves at home.
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Alright.
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- Devil eggs huh?
- Is this a baby shower?
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Thank you so much
for coming to get me.
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I feel so much better
not going by myself.
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I'm guessing you saw
my report on the latest murder?
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Yeah, I caught the
tail end of it.
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It's crazy.
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You look at all this research
on the Schuykill Strangler.
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Whoa cool Kenneth.
What are you my grandfather
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just pointing out everything
you see?
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Sorry about the mess.
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Do you want to,
uh help me with my wings?
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Yeah,
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you look absolutely...
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What are you supposed to be
an angel?
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Yes Ray, I'm an angel.
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Well, angels are fat naked
babies with hearts or horns
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but I guess people will get it.
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Hey are there going to be any
hot girls here tonight?
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Most parties have girls.
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I'm talking like hot girls.
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Like hot stuck up
girls or hot easy girls
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or slutty greasy
girls you got any of them?
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I don't know.
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All of the above.
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Cool. Cause old Uncle Ray's
got a full dick
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and he's looking for a
doughnut to glaze.
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God. You're good.
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Thank you.
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Do you guys want to put on
your full costumes?
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Wow you guys look
like some handsome ninjas.
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Hey what's with the
devil eggs?
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Everyone loves devil eggs.
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Man, she is so boring.
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Stop eating my eggs.
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Holy Moly.
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This is awesome.
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I did not think this was going
to look like this.
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It does not look like this from
the outside.
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Yeah! Alright let's get
it started huh?
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Dude, chill out.
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This is cool.
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Right? Yeah.
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Sorry I have to take this.
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Oh yeah, yeah we'll be here.
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Oh Kate's on her phone,
that's weird.
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Relax, she'll be with us in a
second we'll all be hanging out,
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get a drink or something.
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I'm so sorry,
I have to go back to work.
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You know how it is,
the news never sleeps.
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Oh yeah you do? We don't
know anybody else here.
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- I was hoping...
- Yeah it's just my boss.
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00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,800
I'm trying to impress him
because I want to move up but,
258
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,360
you'll be okay yeah?
259
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,680
We're fine Kate.
We will take these though.
260
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,160
Thank you.
261
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,720
Have fun!
262
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,640
Alright,
you too! Do good!
263
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,840
Well, there goes my plans for
the evening guess I'll just uh-
264
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,720
Sup girl.
So who you supposed to be?
265
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,480
A hornet? A
bumblebee?
266
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,760
A yellow jacket?
267
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,560
Just a bee. Just buzz,
buzzing around.
268
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,960
What do you think about breaking
that stinger off
269
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,000
in old uncle Ray huh?
270
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,240
Sexy ass bug.
271
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,440
Looks like we got a case of
off brand Doritos.
272
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,520
I can always tell,
spot them from a mile away.
273
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,000
See the thing is they skimp on
the coating of the chip.
274
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,680
It doesn't have that
Je Ne Sais Quoi you know?
275
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,760
How much do you really think
they're saving,
276
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,160
20, 25 cents a bag?
277
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,200
It was this asshole!
278
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,280
Hey!
279
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,520
Did you ask my girlfriend
if she was on the rag?
280
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,120
She's dressed like Raggedy Ann.
281
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,880
I don't give a fuck you freak.
282
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,920
Freak?
283
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,800
Uh just so you know,
Raggedy Ann and Andy
284
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,960
were brother and sister so
285
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,480
have fun committing
incest tonight!
286
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,640
I didn't dance with the
devil in the pale moon light.
287
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,880
We got to get some food in us.
288
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,040
Hey is this stuff vegan?
289
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,120
I'm just kidding, I don't
give a fuck.
290
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,720
Just get a beer.
291
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,960
Discount!
292
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,680
That was the first time I went
in about one week.
293
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,360
No more corn chips for me.
294
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,920
Can I help you miss?
295
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,400
What?
296
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,360
Okay, I'm going to make this
easy on you Paki.
297
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,840
Put the money in the register or
I'll blow your brains out.
298
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,080
And your brains too!
299
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,680
Okay shit dick! It's on!
300
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,800
Time to get gutted!
301
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,160
Hey fucker!
302
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,160
Come on Kenneth! Come on,
Come on!
303
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,760
Oh my chelada.
304
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,600
I'm not paying for this.
Fucking beat up a guy.
305
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,200
When you said bears in
Fairmount Park.
306
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,000
I thought you meant
the animal.
307
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,880
Well that's wild!
308
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,000
Ray?
309
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,280
Shh.
310
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,960
Nowadays when you hear the term
Muslim, you don't necessarily
311
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,560
think hero,
312
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,880
but two Muslim women in North
Philadelphia may change that.
313
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,160
Burka clad vigilantes
foiled a robbery in a
314
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,560
fish town convenience store
during the
315
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,000
early hours of the morning.
316
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,480
Kate Astin will have an
exclusive interview
317
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,800
with the store owner
later today.
318
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,920
Do they think we're
Muslim women?
319
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,240
It's our awakening Kenneth.
320
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,200
It's our rebirth.
321
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,280
It's our origin story.
322
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,320
Origin story?
323
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,760
Yes,
this is exactly how it happens.
324
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,480
Two accidental vigilantes thrust
into the underbelly
325
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,120
of their city where they live.
326
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,040
It all makes sense.
327
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,600
We got lucky Ray let's just
leave it at that,
328
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,000
we are not heroes.
329
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,720
Exactly, because we're
superheroes okay?
330
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,720
And we owe it to our city
to fulfil our destiny.
331
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,120
Well yeah.
332
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,880
So? How's it feel?
333
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,040
I dunno.
334
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,480
Pretty bad-ass.
335
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,680
Like a man.
336
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,240
Really?
337
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,080
I didn't feel anything
for that punk.
338
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,880
Like the Punisher.
339
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,840
This ends here Ray.
340
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,720
What ends here?
341
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,120
We did something Kenneth.
Something that helps people.
342
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,880
Don't you want to feel like
a man all the time?
343
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,080
Is this about me moving out?
344
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,560
No, Kenneth, this is
about changing the world.
345
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,840
Changing our lives.
346
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,000
Okay changing your address
won't do shit.
347
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,800
People are loving us Kenneth.
348
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,000
I don't know about that.
349
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,520
Did you hear about those two
women at that convenience store?
350
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,120
I don't know about Muslims,
but those two?
351
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,240
They're okay with me.
352
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,480
Did you hear that?
353
00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,840
Did you hear that?
354
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,240
Ray? Ray where's all this going?
355
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,840
It's defective.
356
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,320
What? Some of it is wrapped
in plastic,
357
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,800
some are still in the
original packaging.
358
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,960
Look Aaron, I like you
right and you like me?
359
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,280
Well, yeah, I can't show
preference but-
360
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,600
Shut up, shut up.
361
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,360
Look,
you seem like a nice guy
362
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,880
so I'm going to let
you in on something.
363
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,720
See all this stuff? Where
do you think it comes from?
364
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,720
China.
365
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,960
Mexico. On a boat.
366
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,520
And what happens when it
hits the shore?
367
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800
Tag it?
368
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,000
No, no.
369
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,120
What happens is a bunch
of homeless men
370
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,760
scurry down to the loading
docks, they break in
371
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,320
and they turn the empty storage
containers into jack shacks.
372
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,360
What?
373
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,600
Jack shacks Aaron!
374
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,680
No.
375
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,400
The only think that has a home
376
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,680
after that is the loads
they blow.
377
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,200
Gross right?
378
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,320
So, back to the manufacturer.
379
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,040
Or my house.
380
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,080
You going to get that?
381
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,000
Oh… phones…
somebody answer the phone!
382
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,600
Need any help?
383
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,000
I'm here if you need any help.
384
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,560
I'm trying to update some files
on the server
385
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,680
and then I'm out of here.
386
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,280
I'm trying to focus
please?
387
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,840
Heard about your car troubles
the other day,
388
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,560
thought you might be interested
389
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,000
in this start up I got going?
390
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,520
Gary's Limo Service.
Unlicensed yet unbeatable.
391
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,480
It's like friendship on the go.
392
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,600
Pretty neat huh?
393
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,400
So,
who's the president?
394
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,720
President?
395
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,640
Of the best friend's club?
396
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,520
Me? Me.
397
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,480
Well it must be a pretty
important organization
398
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,160
for you two to be wasting
time at work.
399
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,680
What are you planning?
400
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,960
A charity car wash?
401
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,200
A bachelor auction?
402
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,960
Firehouse pancake dinner maybe.
403
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,440
Pancakes aren't for dinner
right?
404
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,600
Gary, I want you to give half
your workload to Kenneth here
405
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,200
and I don't want either one of
you leaving your desk
406
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,320
until its finished.
407
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,760
I actually have plans.
408
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,880
Well, finish your paperwork,
409
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,880
and then you can
take your lunch.
410
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,600
Yum, yum.
411
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,880
Tina.
Saw you at the gym yesterday.
412
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,400
Who do I have to kill to get
into that Zumba class of yours?
413
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,880
So it's embossed with raised
brass dye
414
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,120
and then foiled stamped.
415
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,840
Actually did the letter
press myself.
416
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,560
Let me go get that
work for you.
417
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,760
I'm so sorry.
418
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,160
As soon as possible,
I understand.
419
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,760
I'm sorry I'm late.
420
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,120
Oh it's okay
I don't mind waiting
421
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,560
but for a second there
I thought,
422
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,600
"Wow I have never been
stood up on a date before."
423
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,840
Date?
424
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,400
You heard about the robbery
right? With the Muslim women?
425
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,080
Bits and pieces.
426
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,800
Pretty amazing.
427
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,880
Two women standing up for an
innocent person
428
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,480
against an armed robber
429
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,600
putting themselves
in harm's way.
430
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,280
What if more people did that?
431
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,280
Yeah, well maybe they just
got lucky.
432
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,000
Right place, right time.
433
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,040
Right place, right time sure but
434
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,040
they didn't have to take action
and they did.
435
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,440
Isn't that what life's all about
sometimes?
436
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,440
Just taking action and being
dominant
437
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,120
and
really just being in control.
438
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,360
Sure, sure.
439
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,040
Who knows,
440
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,800
maybe they'll take out the
Schuylkill Strangler.
441
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,640
You have to go?
442
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,680
I have got a remote with the
convenience store owner who was
443
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,080
robbed the other night.
444
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,320
Schuylkill Stranger case
could be my big breakthrough
445
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400
if everything lines up properly.
446
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,920
And maybe if you didn't show up
late,
447
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,360
we'd have more time together.
448
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,800
I'm in.
449
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,880
Wait, are you doing this
because of Kate?
450
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,960
Shut up!
451
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,440
Very brave yes. But still very,
very feminine.
452
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,680
Would you say they saved your
business? Or even your life?
453
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,840
Saved my life? Maybe.
454
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,080
But they destroyed more
in inventory
455
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,680
that was actually in the cash
register.
456
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,760
Not to mention my insurance is
going to go up.
457
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,360
Might have to close up shop and
458
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,880
move back to my home country
with my mother.
459
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,240
Very heroic, yes.
Will we see them again?
460
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,960
Time will tell.
461
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,040
Yes you will.
462
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,280
Yes you will.
463
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,800
Who are you talking to?
464
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,080
We're not just going to stumble
on the Schuylkill Strangler
465
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200
killing someone.
466
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,600
Yeah no shit Kenneth.
467
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,680
You think Batman found the Joker
the first night?
468
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,040
Of course not.
469
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,680
Look it's going to take
some time, okay?
470
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,160
We got to establish ourselves
in the community. Build trust.
471
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,080
Maybe make a flyer –
shut up!
472
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,680
There's something going on in
that car. Come on!
473
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,360
Oh my god,
I love you.
474
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,840
I love you too.
475
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,320
Should we? You know.
476
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,160
You ready?
477
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,320
Yeah I think so.
478
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,600
You don't have to,
you know that right?
479
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,480
I do want to, it's just that,
480
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,520
I should tell you,
481
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,880
it's sort of embarrassing,
482
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,400
It's okay babe,
I love you.
483
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,960
I'm sort of, a screamer.
484
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,200
Like a really loud screamer.
485
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,120
It's okay. I want you for you.
486
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,840
What are you doing?
487
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,320
My dad is really crazy
about the car's resale value.
488
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,680
That's so cute.
489
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,280
You care about your parents
so much. I love that.
490
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,720
It's probably just some
teenagers
491
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,920
having sex in their car.
492
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,320
I never had sex in my
car when I was a teenager.
493
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,760
Well neither did I but it
happens.
494
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,280
You never had sex at all
when you were a teenager
495
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,360
so what the fuck are you talking
about?
496
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,440
Excuse me,
497
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,840
I got a bunch of blow-jobs in my
parent's basement.
498
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,280
Yeah exactly Kenneth,
these kids should be
499
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,080
in a basement somewhere
blow-jobbing.
500
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,560
Not in parked car in the dark.
501
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,560
Something's up.
502
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,240
Fuck.
503
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:33,760
There's a girl getting
raped in there Kenneth,
504
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,960
we have to do something.
505
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,360
That's a, they're probably just
finger banging.
506
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,000
Kenneth, there's a poor girl who
needs our help
507
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,760
and you're just standing here
like nothing's going on.
508
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,960
Nothing is going on,
except maybe some fornicating.
509
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,080
God damn it Kenneth!
510
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,760
The more we stand here,
the more she gets raped!
511
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,800
We got to do
something.
512
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,360
If you're not part of the
problem,
513
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,280
you're a part of the solution.
514
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,840
Ray! Ray!
515
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,400
Fuck!
516
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,520
This doesn't look
consensual! Fucking scumbag!
517
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,920
You're right! He was going to
try and rape and kill her.
518
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,360
You're going to rape
and kill me?
519
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,520
No, no, no,
we saved you.
520
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,840
No, no, no,
we're superheroes that's all.
521
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,280
Fuck my eyes!
522
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,920
My eyes!
523
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,560
My dick!
524
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,600
My vagina!
525
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,720
Fuck!
526
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,280
What the hell happened to you?
527
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,600
Are you crying?
528
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,960
Uhm, no.
529
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,200
My nephew came over
last night
530
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,080
and I was changing his diaper
531
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,240
and there might have been
a little poop in my eye and...
532
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,640
Stop.
533
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,760
I know what pepper spray
looks like.
534
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,960
Now I don't know if you mouthed
off to a cop
535
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,080
or got a little too handsy
with take back the night Stacy,
536
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,200
but I do know this not an
appropriate look for the office.
537
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,760
Get it together man.
538
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,880
So I was thinking about
last night
539
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,080
and you know what was missing?
540
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,520
Bravery? Skill?
541
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,320
The fact that we're
a pair of assholes.
542
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,040
Yes when we're drunk,
we're somebodies.
543
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,120
The other night when we
attacked that guy,
544
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,320
I felt like I could see crime.
545
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,680
Fine,
but I'm not walking next time.
546
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,640
I knew you were
going to say that.
547
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,320
Where do you get
health insurance from?
548
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,880
I don't know, like,
549
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,480
I thought you got it
from the supermarket.
550
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,880
I think you go online.
551
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,320
I can't do that. Hold on.
552
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,560
Hey chief,
553
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,160
forget your key?
554
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,840
I don't think he has a key.
555
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,960
Looks like we've run into
a bicycle-
556
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,040
Oh shit.
557
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,600
That asshole thief
took our bikes.
558
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,480
That's alright, I'll just steal
more from work.
559
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,120
They never notice.
560
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,520
Give me everything that's
in your fucking pockets
561
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,560
or I'll kill this yippie.
562
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,480
Ah, man.
563
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,680
Brass dye. He totally could've
stopped at the foil stamp,
564
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,200
but he didn't.
565
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,160
Well done Gary.
566
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,680
I'm not sure how long he'll be,
567
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,520
but he should be on his way
any second.
568
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,160
Get the fuck out! Get out!
Get the fuck out of here.
569
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,400
Hey guys, sorry I'm late,
hop in.
570
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,000
Hey Gare.
571
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,240
Oh please tell me he
brought us to a fancy orgy.
572
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,040
I thought you said
you were taking us home.
573
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,520
So this is your place huh?
574
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,720
Sort of.
It's my dead parents' place.
575
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,560
Why do you even work then?
576
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,840
Aren't you supposed to
get us food?
577
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,080
Alright,
enough with the questions.
578
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,920
It's clear to me what's
going on here.
579
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,480
Really?
580
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,520
Yeah I'll give you
three guesses.
581
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,880
Clearly the two of you are
trying to fight crime at night.
582
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,680
Must've had a taste for it
after you foiled
583
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,000
the convenience store
robbery.
584
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,880
- How do you know about that?
- Yeah
585
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,560
I've seen the video. I know way
you move.
586
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,440
Your propulsive gait, the way
you angle your hips
587
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,400
slightly to the left,
588
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:41,960
your cadence,
589
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,080
my grandfather and I,
we used to study people
590
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,440
at the fish market,
follow them around,
591
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,520
he'd keep a journal
and I'd take pictures.
592
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,720
As I was saying you've noticed
a stagnation in your life.
593
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,520
and moving won't change that.
594
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,920
Ray, you've got a childish
fascination with superheroes
595
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,840
but in the end it's going to be
the darkness inside of you
596
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,600
that you're going to
need to get past.
597
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,960
Kenneth, you're doing this
for the love of an attractive
598
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,000
yet boring,
boring cliché of a woman.
599
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,280
Okay Gary this is weird.
How do you know about Kate?
600
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,920
Shh let him finish,
he's on a roll.
601
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,960
In my estimation there's
just one problem.
602
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,160
You haven't trained for this.
603
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,840
You don't what's out there yet.
604
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,040
This is the origin story
falling into place.
605
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,520
Now he's going to say
he's going to train us right?
606
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,080
I've already begun.
607
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,640
I've laid some sweats out
for you upstairs.
608
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,240
Clean up, go hop in,
but bring you're A-game
609
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,080
because it's going to be
intense.
610
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,520
Also I got some personalized
water bottles for you.
611
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,720
so I think you're going to love
them.
612
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,360
Oh my god thank you.
613
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,600
It's a good sweat you know?
614
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,920
Gary we got to get you a crime
fighting outfit.
615
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,160
You want me part of the team?
616
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,640
Hell yeah man you just
trained us.
617
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,520
Oh wow, crime fighting
trio.
618
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,160
I like the sound of that, yeah.
619
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,720
No, it's more of a duo you
know?
620
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,640
You're a sidekick at best.
621
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,880
Well that's still
music to my ears you know?
622
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,160
Okay I got to
turn this machine off.
623
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,600
Yeah how do you do that? Jesus
624
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,320
I don't know. Off! Off!
625
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,920
Alright, drinks are on me
to celebrate your training.
626
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,480
Gary!
627
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,000
This is where I go to dance
things out
628
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,080
if you know what I mean.
629
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,800
I have no idea what you mean.
630
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,040
Two skinny white
specials please.
631
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,680
There it is. Cheers.
632
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,840
I'm grateful to Gary for
training us and all
633
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,800
but why would he take us to a
gay bar?
634
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,320
This is a gay bar?
635
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,680
Oh girl. It's the
gayest bar in all of
636
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,920
Philadelphia.
637
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,480
I had no idea Gary was gay.
638
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800
Oh you guys are
with Gary? Oh he's not gay.
639
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,160
Why would a straight
man come to a gay bar?
640
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,360
He's not straight either.
641
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,400
Gary's like this,
I don't know, this pan,
642
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,960
inter-sexual being
whose desires are
643
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,400
beautiful and terrifying
all at the same time.
644
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,480
He tried to tell me about it
once, but uh,
645
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,560
I couldn't stop crying.
646
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,760
Who knew.
647
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,480
He's one of the greatest guys I
ever met
648
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,680
and I have met Daryl Hall.
649
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,760
- Come on! No
- What? Shut up. Shut up!
650
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,000
Absolutely. Not
kidding. Really sweet guy.
651
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,600
Oh that's good to hear.
That's really good to hear.
652
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,160
If you guys can
excuse me for just a moment.
653
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,400
Meant to ask you.
What do you think I should do?
654
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,160
Do you think I should wait
to ask Kate out
655
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,440
after we catch the
Schuylkill Stranger?
656
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,200
Because right now,
I don't know, I...
657
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,640
Kenneth what? No, no.
658
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,480
Kate's into you okay?
659
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,240
Listen the last date we went on,
she said it was a date,
660
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,160
but I don't know if she was
joking or what, it's really hard
661
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,280
to tell with her.
662
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,960
Kenneth, you've known her for
years right?
663
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,520
So you're either dating her, or
you're not dating her.
664
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,440
I don't give a shit. I don't
want to keep talking about this
665
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,880
okay?
666
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,600
Do you think the Avengers sit
around
667
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,160
talking about shit like this?
668
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,560
No.
669
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,280
Hey do you guys see that
incredibly handsome
670
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,640
yet shockingly stupid
young man over there?
671
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,720
Nice fucking pull there.
Nice, real nice.
672
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,560
Thank you! So he wants to
go out to his car,
673
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,240
blow a bunch of coke and fuck.
That's what's up.
674
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,760
I need a favor, because
I'm just a little worried
675
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,200
cause he seems too good to be
true.
676
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,280
Yes it does.
677
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,600
Alright if some supermodel
678
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,760
wanted to do lines of coke
off your cock right
679
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,280
now we wouldn't even be
having this conversation.
680
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,400
Good point.
681
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,640
So when I leave with
682
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,200
young
and stupid over there,
683
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,200
just follow me out into the
parking lot
684
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,240
to make sure I'm not
getting rolled.
685
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,360
Why ask us?
686
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,880
Because you guys are here
with Gary.
687
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,040
He only hangs out with
superhero good guy types.
688
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,800
Yeah, we'll do it.
689
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,320
Alright thank you, but don't
think I can't fight for myself,
690
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,480
it's just, I can't fight
with a boner.
691
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,200
Me either, I can't fight
with a boner either.
692
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,760
Remember how I got beat up at
that strip club?
693
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,960
And that women's
basketball game?
694
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,000
I can't do it either.
695
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,640
Great story.
Give me five minutes.
696
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,680
We sure we want to do this?
697
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,800
I mean, what if we're getting
set up.
698
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,960
I don't want to get rolled.
699
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,400
What are you talking
about Kenneth?
700
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,680
That man needs our help and
we're going to help him.
701
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,720
Okay?
702
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,760
Does all crime fighting involve
fucking in cars?
703
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,520
I hope they're fucking.
704
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,960
Plus, cocaine's illegal.
705
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,840
Kind of. But like in a gay bar
it's more like,
706
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,040
business as usual.
707
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,680
- Yeah but...
- But what?
708
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,000
That guy needs our
help and we gave him our word.
709
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,600
If not him,
710
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,320
at least do it for that crazy,
dancing asshole.
711
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,280
Yeah.
712
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,760
Yeah? Come on let's go.
713
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,640
You know,
I'm actually disappointed.
714
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,000
I thought there would a bunch
of guys out here
715
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,160
having sex you
know?
716
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,600
You know we really should've
got the make and model.
717
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,720
How are we going to find him?
718
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,120
I'm getting
rolled! I'm getting rolled!
719
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,680
Yeah piece of shit!
720
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,720
Get the fuck out of here!
721
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,760
Nice, Dickhead!
722
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,320
He was scared of us!
723
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,960
He was scared of us
did you see that?
724
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,200
Because we're
superheroes Kenneth.
725
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,320
You knocked a guy out!
726
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,960
Oh my god, I have so much
adrenaline pumping through me
727
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,040
right now.
728
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,560
So have I.
I feel like I can do anything.
729
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,080
Anything in the world!
730
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,440
Yeah! Matter of fact,
matter of fact
731
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,880
What,
what are you going to do?
732
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,480
I'm going to ask Kate out
right now.
733
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,720
What's that? What?
734
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,840
Yep.
735
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,920
You're going to
call Kate right now man?
736
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,280
No, I'm going to text her.
Who calls?
737
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,040
God Kenneth you're so boring.
738
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,960
Smiley face,
send.
739
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,000
Ray what a rush!
740
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,440
Hey kids,
isn't it past your bedtime.
741
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,160
Jesus!
742
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,520
Bitches get shived. Nobody
messes with Jimmy the dick.
743
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,120
Fuck with us, and
I'll slit your fucking throats.
744
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,680
Oh god oh!
745
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,160
What the hell.
746
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,960
I didn't know
house keys cut that deep
747
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,000
I think I need stitches.
748
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,640
Did you hear that
kid's fucking banter?
749
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,680
He killed it.
750
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,720
I got this.
751
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,920
Woah, hey, hey, hey safety
first.
752
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,320
I need to get this disinfected.
753
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,720
What kind of monster
stabs a guy with house keys
754
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,160
A villain! A shitty little
villain that's who!
755
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,960
I hate him!
756
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,560
Here you go.
757
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,200
Well, well, well,
if it isn't the piss brothers
758
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,240
Well if it isn't two freaks
759
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,600
and an idiot wrapped in
duct tape.
760
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,400
It's not very gentlemanly
to urinate in public.
761
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,160
This city is our toilet,
we'll piss where we want.
762
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,680
Well then we have
a problem fellas.
763
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Science! Captain! Stankys,
764
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,200
Cheese Curd, Tony T,
765
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,320
Virgin Ray,
766
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,640
JP, Whoop Whoop,
Fingers!
767
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,400
You sure you guys
want to do this?
768
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,680
Are we sure we're going to beat
the shit out of you
769
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,840
and piss in your faces?
770
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,440
Well are we boys?
771
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,040
Hooray!
772
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,280
Why?
773
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,960
Alright. Your funeral.
774
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,080
Okay.
775
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,800
At least we got the
banter right this time right?
776
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,240
It got it in my mouth.
777
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,480
Yeah well if you would've
stopped screaming
778
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,800
and just closed your eyes
and mouth like I did,
779
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,840
you'd be fine.
780
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah jokes on those guys.
781
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,400
Urine is actually
the perfect healing agent.
782
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,360
On a street like this,
you can buy sex
783
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,600
but what you're getting is a
whole lot more.
784
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,800
STDs are on the rise in
prostitutes in Philadelphia.
785
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,760
Get the fuck off my street!
786
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,120
Hey.
787
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,480
Hey come on, hey, hey,
why don't we all just calm down.
788
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,600
Don't tell me how to run
my business you goofy fucks.
789
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,640
Look, miss,
790
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,880
we're
cleaning up the streets.
791
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,240
Maybe it's time for a new line
of work okay?
792
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,240
Listen honey, I give blow-jobs,
793
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,880
men pay me money,
794
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,080
and I manage my HIV
like the professional
795
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,920
that I am so if you're not here
for business,
796
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,280
then you're here for trouble.
797
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,800
Trouble is our business.
798
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,080
Yeah you better watch!
799
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,280
You never hit a woman!
800
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,880
What the hell,
where are his parents?
801
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,160
That's right.
802
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,160
The way I see it,
you now owe me money for my time
803
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,120
Get the fuck out of here.
804
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,720
I'm not leaving until
I get my money.
805
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,480
What money?
What money?
806
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,840
Every John knows
that kissing costs extra
807
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,320
She's right,
808
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,880
I've been here before,
kissing does cost extra.
809
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,080
Give her money,
give her some, give her some.
810
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,720
These things don't
have pockets is the problem
811
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,640
- I got this, I got it.
- okay.
812
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,480
Just say when huh?
813
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,160
Keep going.
814
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,360
Yeah alright I'll keep going.
815
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,600
That's enough Gary.
816
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,120
No I'll keep going,
I want to see where this goes.
817
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,240
Here.
818
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,840
Come on I wanted
something out of that.
819
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,440
You're not a good kisser.
820
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,240
Oh wow,
real mature.
821
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,720
Very nice. Very
nice of you. Very rude.
822
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,400
You deserve that.
823
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,560
It's alright.
824
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,800
Hey don't beat yourself up.
825
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,680
I'm sure you're a great kisser.
What does she know?
826
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,120
Well she's probably,
827
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,160
She's probably been with a
lot of guys, a lot.
828
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,480
Don't worry about it okay?
829
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,560
Ray, where are you going
with the bats?
830
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,520
Oh it's uh, baseball.
831
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,160
Yeah, uh, approved.
832
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,120
From our steaks to our pizza,
Philadelphia loves its cheese.
833
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,160
But one citizen has taken
this love a little too far,
834
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,160
Kate Astin has the story.
835
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,760
Smile and say cheese.
836
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,560
A Philadelphia man has been
terrorizing the city.
837
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,080
Victims say that a 40ish white
male has been driving around
838
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,080
pant-less with a full brick of
swiss cheese.
839
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,800
He pulls up to women
and tries to pay them
840
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,200
to watch him masturbate with it.
841
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,120
Miss I need help.
842
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,920
I'll give you
20 dollars to watch.
843
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,480
I can do 40. That's it
844
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,360
I'd like forty bucks.
Turn off the ignition.
845
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,600
And sir, could you please stop
masturbating.
846
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,680
What you're doing isn't as noble
as you think it is alright?
847
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,080
It's a waste of time.
848
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,720
I'm out
here giving thanks
849
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,040
if you think about it.
850
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,440
God makes man,
man makes woman,
851
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,520
woman makes cheese,
852
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,760
man fucks cheese.
853
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,440
Woman watches man fuck
cheese.
854
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,440
Circle of life, give it up to
the big guy alright?
855
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,360
You think
you're serving justice?
856
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,160
I got a way higher
purpose than you do.
857
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,600
Stop masturbating!
858
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,720
Holy shit
guys that felt amazing!
859
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,840
You got to try this.
860
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,240
Holy shit you're right.
861
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,040
Hey uh,
roll up this window.
862
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,720
I want some of this.
863
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,200
I call the windshield.
864
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,960
Roll up your window and get out
of the car.
865
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,240
That way we all have
two windows.
866
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,440
Oh yeah, that's cool.
867
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,440
Wait a minute the windshield
868
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,080
and the back window
are pretty big.
869
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,680
Well get up here and help
me with the front windshield.
870
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,800
Cool, cool.
871
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,400
Fuck you, you weirdo!
872
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,040
This is the greatest day of
my life!
873
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,000
Hey, stop masturbating.
874
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,440
I am so close.
875
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,160
Okay we're ready for the Joker.
876
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,920
The Schuylkill Strangler?
877
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,760
No I was using that Batman
Joker metaphor
878
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,200
from the other day?
879
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,600
Batman and Joker metaphor?
880
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,240
You know we could've
had a real moment there.
881
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,200
Oh I'm going to be
late for my date.
882
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,280
Let me guess.
Boring dinner with Kate?
883
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,280
Dude, Kate is awesome.
884
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,360
She's seen the world and she has
some really refined tastes.
885
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,480
Bye!
886
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,400
Yeah I don't want to blow my
own horn,
887
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,800
but it is hard to get a
reservation here.
888
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:25,960
Hello,
889
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,400
I will have the large
house salad no dressing please.
890
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,880
That it? You don't want to get
anything more exciting?
891
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,560
Maybe you would like me to order
for you?
892
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,080
Oh. You want to be in
control?
893
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,760
I like that.
894
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,080
What should I have?
895
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,200
Well,
896
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,920
tell you what.
897
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,720
The lady
will have the
898
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,080
extra-large house salad,
899
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,480
extra dressing.
900
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,040
No dressing please.
901
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:02,480
I have just been craving iceberg
lettuce all day.
902
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,520
And I'm going to have the...
903
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,320
He'll have your largest steak,
rare and a glass of scotch neat.
904
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,800
Thanks.
905
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,840
This place is really nice.
906
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,920
Do you think I would take you
to a shitty place
907
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,200
on our first date?
908
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,240
Okay,
so this is a date.
909
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,080
Yes it is.
910
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,200
Well look who's so confident?
911
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,320
Well, I'm a new man.
912
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,400
You seem to be.
913
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,240
Kate, something
I want to tell you.
914
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,280
I have feelings for you.
915
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,200
And I have for a very long time.
916
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,520
and I want to be with you.
917
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,800
Finally. I have been
waiting for you to say this.
918
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,320
What? Are you serious?
919
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,640
Are you being serious
right now?
920
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,360
Why didn't you say anything?
921
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,720
Well, I'm an old fashioned girl
I've just been waiting for you.
922
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,000
My god old-fashioned?
923
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,040
Yeah right.
924
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,440
You're like the most driven
925
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,000
and in control person
I've ever met.
926
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,480
Well I guess deep down
there's a June Cleaver in me.
927
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,520
You have to promise me
two things.
928
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,720
Anything yeah.
929
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,000
One,
we take this slow.
930
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,280
Like no sex for months.
931
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:27,200
Yeah uh, a month,
month and a half no sex,
932
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,080
totally doable.
933
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,040
And two,
934
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,120
we have to be totally
honest with each other.
935
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,520
One hundred percent.
936
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,480
So what did you do last night?
937
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,360
Hey Aaron.
938
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,840
Yeah,
what's up muchacho?
939
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,960
Can any of this stuff
take a bullet?
940
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,920
What, why? Is somebody
shooting at you?
941
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,080
No it's just guy talk. Guy talk.
942
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200
Ah yeah.
943
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,640
You know, like which celebrity
would you fuck you know?
944
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,840
Nah, tons of them.
945
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,800
You want to
guy talk it?
946
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,360
Yeah Aaron.
947
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,880
Okay, cool, cool.
948
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,280
Uh, motocross padding man.
This stuff?
949
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,920
That'll take a wallop dude.
950
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:23,960
Yeah?
951
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,440
Yeah. Alright.
952
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,880
Daylight only lasts so long.
953
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,320
It keeps our city pure
for only a few hours of the day.
954
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:40,680
Darkness doesn't shine,
it takes away the light.
955
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,000
It strips the city
of its purity.
956
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,400
We have seen this darkness in
the souls of the worst of us.
957
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,320
Those who come out at night
to devour this city.
958
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,760
Those who wish the light would
never come back.
959
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,080
The darkness has changed us.
960
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,000
We have lost a bit of our
purity for those
961
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,240
who live in the light.
962
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,640
We have watched over you to
make that light shine brighter.
963
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:15,520
And now we must bring to justice
the biggest taker of our light.
964
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,040
You really should see this view.
965
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,120
Kenneth can we get down
from here man?
966
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,800
I'm afraid of heights and this
is making me nauseous dude.
967
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,160
Fucking Gary.
968
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,600
My pornography collection,
I have over 400...
969
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,920
Hey ladies, you're going to jail
for prostitution.
970
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,520
My name is Shawn and that's Rob.
and we are undercover cops.
971
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Do you want to
watch sports or something?
972
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,520
I'm not much for sports.
973
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,680
Woah what are you doing?
974
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,880
You don't want me to
rub your feet?
975
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:09,960
No, you don't have to do that.
976
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,720
But do you want it?
977
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:12,920
I just don't like people
978
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,240
touching my feet that's all.
979
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,760
Okay,
980
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,840
then I'll just rub your back.
981
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,000
Okay,
you can do that.
982
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,160
What is wrong?
983
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,120
You are covered in bruises.
984
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,000
I fell down the stairs.
985
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,960
You fell down the stairs?
986
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,880
Kenneth, I said no lies between
us.
987
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,400
What happened?
988
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,760
City's getting really dangerous.
989
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,040
And I want to be able to protect
you,
990
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:51,720
So I've
991
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,120
been taking Krav Maga.
992
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,760
You've been taking Krav Maga?
993
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,440
That is so sweet.
994
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:09,240
Oh my little superhero!
995
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,080
I want to hear
all about it what's it like?
996
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,040
Oh no you don't want to hear
about that stuff.
997
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,200
It's so boring.
998
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,200
I want to hear
about your day.
999
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:20,920
Oh uh okay! Well,
1000
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,320
I spent the day doing some
preliminary meetings
1001
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,480
with the police for my piece on
the Schuylkill Strangler.
1002
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,920
Oh. Fascinating.
1003
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,960
Any interesting titbits?
1004
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,920
You won't tell me about
Krav Maga,
1005
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,720
I won't tell you about the
Schuylkill Strangler.
1006
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,400
Come on.
1007
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,480
You really want to hear
about
1008
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,720
Ari, Eri, Ex-Israeli Mossad
agent
1009
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,160
who sweats too much and
smells like kugal?
1010
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,600
Okay,
1011
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,000
but it's pretty bland info.
1012
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,520
An 80's sedan was seen leaving
three different
1013
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,960
locations around the time the
victims were murdered.
1014
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,560
Now they haven't been able to
track his location,
1015
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,200
but they did show me one email
1016
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,160
and it was signed, “D”.
1017
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,880
Gentlemen,
1018
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,080
tonight we start the next phase
of our crime fighting.
1019
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,200
We know the killer
operates online.
1020
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,840
We've always known that.
1021
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,760
Yes but today we take action
1022
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,400
rather than sit idly by.
1023
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,120
You do realize there's like a
million different places
1024
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,400
you can post online.
1025
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,720
Yes I do know that Kenneth.
1026
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,040
That's why when you and Kate
were playing
1027
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,880
boyfriend and girlfriend pants
party the other night,
1028
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,640
me and this dickhead were
posting all over the internet.
1029
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,120
Hot co-ed looking for love.
1030
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,280
Hot co-ed looking
to sell a couch.
1031
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,840
Hot co-ed looking for...
1032
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Okay! I get it.
1033
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,280
God.
1034
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,080
You know
Kate did mention that...
1035
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,240
Oh we don't need Kate Kenneth.
1036
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,200
Gary's like a super computer
with this bullshit.
1037
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,360
He's already combed through
thousands of responses
1038
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,040
and narrowed down the suspects.
1039
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,840
Killer's on that list.
It's just a matter of time.
1040
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,160
Sorry, on what basis
are you guys...
1041
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,760
Algorithms, Kenneth. Okay?
1042
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,680
Everything's based on
algorithms nowadays.
1043
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,840
Okay so what's the plan?
1044
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,520
Okay, we've invited
the perps over.
1045
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,440
When they come to door,
they knock. And we play this.
1046
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,080
Why do you want me to say this.
1047
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,480
You know if you didn't ask so
many questions
1048
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,560
we'd be done by now.
1049
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,640
Fine. Come in!
1050
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,560
See? Was that so hard?
1051
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,240
Boom. They come in.
1052
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,120
Gary talks to them. Gary does
his weird Gary shit
1053
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,040
and then he throws him
off his game a little bit.
1054
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,240
Then the perp shows his
true colors and bam.
1055
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,360
We're the true heroes.
1056
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,040
I'm going to have a go word
okay? So when you hear it?
1057
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,080
You bust in.
1058
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,160
Go word?
1059
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,280
Menopause.
1060
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,440
Menopause.
1061
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,600
You see statistically speaking,
1062
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,120
menopause
is the least likely word
1063
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:25,520
to come up in conversation
1064
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,640
between two men in their
20s-40s.
1065
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,720
So when you hear menopause.
1066
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,200
- Menopause.
- Menopause.
1067
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,120
Menopause, that
means its fucking go time.
1068
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,840
This could seriously
backfire on...
1069
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,000
Kenneth come on regret is a
four letter word, okay?
1070
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,280
Perp's going to be here in
10 minutes. Suit up.
1071
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,240
Hey how did you get Kate to...
1072
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,440
We don't need Kate,
Kenneth.
1073
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,240
Come in.
1074
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:56,960
Hello?
1075
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,560
Stacy here?
1076
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,360
She just went into the shower.
1077
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,800
Feel like I just
heard a woman's voice.
1078
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,120
Can I help you with something?
1079
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,080
Yeah,
I'm here about the couch.
1080
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,840
But if you're willing to sell
that credenza,
1081
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,040
that'd be great too.
1082
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,360
Oh everything's negotiable.
1083
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,120
You know, the economy has been
murdering me lately.
1084
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,520
Fucking Gary.
1085
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,200
Something going on here?
1086
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,400
Oh is this not what
you were expecting?
1087
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,600
I bet you thought there
was going to be a hot
1088
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,720
little number named
Stacy coming to the door.
1089
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,240
You know, wearing a tight shirt
and maybe some yoga pants
1090
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,240
dripping wet from
the shower, huh?
1091
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,080
Hey. I'll give you the
50 bucks ok?
1092
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,920
Look, I just got out of
prison you know?
1093
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,920
I'm just trying to
do right here.
1094
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,000
I finally got a job.
1095
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,520
It's not much, just a
few days a week,
1096
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,800
but it's something.
1097
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,280
It's bad enough my own mother
is riding me all the time,
1098
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:49,320
but that's
a whole ‘nother story.
1099
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,640
I'm like “mom, I'm
trying to do my best,
1100
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,160
all I wanted was a
fucking Pepsi!”
1101
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,120
Personally I think it's the
menopause,
1102
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,840
but what do I know about that
right?
1103
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,200
It's fucking go time.
1104
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,720
Fucking menopause.
1105
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,480
I don't think we're supposed to.
1106
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,760
It's fucking go time!
1107
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,800
You want to go back
to the joint huh?
1108
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,400
Is that what you're
creeping to do?
1109
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,720
Please guys,
none of us want this.
1110
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,240
Yeah,
you better believe it.
1111
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,320
You know, I would say this is
embarrassing but,
1112
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,720
does narrow down the culprits.
1113
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,000
Well, looks like they don't
teach you
1114
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,040
how to tie a knot in prison.
1115
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,360
Come in.
1116
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,440
You ready for me
you dirty little thing?
1117
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,160
You're going to give me
what I want
1118
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,960
whether you like it or not
you slut
1119
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,560
Why? Tell me why?
1120
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,320
Who are you?
1121
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,320
Stacy!
1122
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,040
Stacy can't help you now
you sicko!
1123
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,120
No, no, no, she said she had
a rape fantasy!
1124
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,680
That's not even a real thing.
1125
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,440
I wasn't even sure
I wanted to do it.
1126
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,600
I just,
1127
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,520
I haven't had sex in so long.
1128
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,000
It's been three and half years
since my wife passed.
1129
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,320
I just need a release.
1130
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,800
She was the only girl
1131
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,640
who wrote me back.
1132
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,640
When you come into my room,
say
1133
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,480
“you're going to give me
what I want
1134
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,600
whether you like it or not,”
1135
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,400
why was this posted in
the antique section?
1136
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,120
Don't!
1137
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,080
Come in.
1138
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,560
Hey Stacy,
I'm here for the guitar lesson.
1139
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,120
You're really bad at this.
1140
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,680
Okay, this is over.
1141
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,280
If we're going to pursue the
Schuylkill Stranger,
1142
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,600
we need a new plan.
1143
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,800
Right, well,
1144
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,360
we still got about
ten more suspects.
1145
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,480
I can invite over
1146
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,280
and I am almost positive
1147
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,120
one of those is our guy.
1148
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,560
I'm not accosting
any more innocent people Ray
1149
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,400
Oh Kenneth,
1150
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,440
who's really innocent anymore?
1151
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,920
You're slipping over
the edge here Ray.
1152
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:12,880
You got to step into the
darkness...
1153
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,480
to really appreciate the light.
1154
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,760
Hey by the way,
don't touch any of these plants,
1155
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,040
my grandfather bred them
all to be poisonous.
1156
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,880
You fucking serious Gary?
1157
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,000
I just touched like every
fucking plant!
1158
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,800
Why are we even here Gary?
1159
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,800
I touched every one,
I started here!
1160
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,720
That sucks,
that really sucks.
1161
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,080
Hold on they're not like deadly,
1162
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,480
they'll just put you in a coma
1163
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,920
but I can make an antidote.
1164
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,280
Are you mad at me?
1165
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,000
“D.” Shit.
1166
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,560
Hey look what I got.
Note buddies.
1167
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:05,920
Sit down.
1168
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,640
It feels good to say this,
1169
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,960
I'm not a fan of
either one of you.
1170
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,480
Over the last few weeks,
1171
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,880
I've liked you even less.
1172
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,200
You look like hell and
you smell like a hobo
1173
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,800
trying to cover up his stench
with an old lady's perfume.
1174
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,520
And most importantly you're
giving this fine institution
1175
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:30,800
bad name.
1176
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,720
Now we're not making losers down
on the floor are we?
1177
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,280
No. This isn't a loser making
factory.
1178
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,480
Uh huh.
1179
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,880
Now what you do on your free
time is your business.
1180
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,120
You can go out and get crazy.
1181
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,680
If you knew what I did on my
free time,
1182
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,400
well, you would be shocked.
1183
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,640
Maybe even a little horrified.
1184
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:56,240
I can get dirty if you know what
I mean.
1185
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,360
But,
1186
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,160
when you bring that into
the workplace
1187
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,320
well, that's an entirely
different story.
1188
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,400
Now I've compiled
enough infractions here-
1189
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,480
I quit. I'm just going to go.
1190
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,760
Me too.
1191
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,680
What the fuck?
1192
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,520
I'm clearly firing you.
1193
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,600
That's why Alicia from HR
is here.
1194
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,120
Oh hey Alicia,
I'm sorry I didn't see you there
1195
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,720
That's okay.
I get looked over a lot.
1196
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,200
But yeah I quit.
1197
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,840
No, you're fired.
1198
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:30,920
No I quit.
1199
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:31,960
Me too.
1200
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,080
You can't take the
satisfaction of
1201
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,520
firing you away from me.
1202
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,560
Okay fine, I'm fired.
1203
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,880
I'll take the severance package.
1204
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,600
There is no severance package.
1205
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,160
There is still a severance
package.
1206
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,880
Alicia! The one time
you could've helped me out.
1207
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,560
And the pay-out for
unused vacation.
1208
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,280
Oh I'll take that too please.
1209
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,880
You're an intern.
1210
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:49,960
Actually-
1211
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,200
God damn it Alicia
you're a monster!
1212
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,720
And the unused vacation.
1213
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,960
Oh that's great.
1214
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,400
Get out!
1215
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:00,720
Oh and let me just say,
by the way,
1216
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,960
it's been a pleasure working-
1217
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,600
You too Alicia.
1218
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,800
Wait, so your boss is the
Schuylkill Strangler.
1219
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,920
He might be.
1220
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,920
Okay the other day
Kate met with police
1221
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,800
and they told her all the emails
from the killer were signed
1222
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:20,880
with a “D.”
1223
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,240
Today, at work,
Dean gave me this.
1224
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,480
They also told Kate
the killer was seen leaving
1225
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,280
in a 1980s Mercedes.
1226
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,520
Now do you remember
when we saw Dean
1227
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,600
the night of the party?
1228
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,800
I remember he had
an old Mercedes.
1229
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,200
Yeah and Dean is a total
sociopath. Total sociopath.
1230
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,360
The guy's
got no heart,
1231
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,720
he's got an air of entitlement.
1232
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:39,880
No heart at all.
1233
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,200
Guys, if we can just set up one
more sting.
1234
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,280
One more sting and Dean
shows up,
1235
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,200
I think we got the
Schylkill Strangler.
1236
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,120
It's easy Under our noses the
whole time huh?
1237
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:50,880
Typical killer.
1238
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,960
I don't know how my algorithms
missed it,
1239
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,280
but one of these emails is
signed with a “D”.
1240
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,600
What did he respond to?
1241
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,040
Causal Encounters.
1242
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,000
Nice. No.
1243
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,760
Well we can't do it here.
1244
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,480
Follow me fine sir.
1245
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:33,760
What the fuck?
1246
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,520
Shh.
1247
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,800
Shh, shh.
1248
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,160
Alright, let's get a
confession.
1249
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:46,920
My lady needs her story.
1250
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,160
What's the deal with
this room Gary?
1251
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,880
It was my grandfather's
special place.
1252
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,640
Is this a torture
chamber or sex dungeon?
1253
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,200
You know, Grandpa said there
was never much of a difference.
1254
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,320
He really loved that chair.
1255
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,200
Hey why aren't we wearing
any shirts.
1256
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,080
Waking up to a bunch of
shirtless assholes in masks?
1257
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,200
Terrifying. Think about it!
1258
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,760
Yeah, it's genius.
1259
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,760
Look, he knows your voices
so I'll do the talking. Okay?
1260
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,120
If you must talk,
use a disguise.
1261
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,320
Like with an accent or
something.
1262
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:14,840
No, just don't say anything!
1263
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,520
Hey,
1264
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,320
can I do all the torturing?
1265
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,080
Yeah, sure, yeah.
1266
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,800
Cool I'll use my
grandfather's tools.
1267
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,440
I'm scared to see what
those even are.
1268
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,480
Just use what I brought.
1269
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,840
You just brought a wrench
1270
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,040
Yeah,
it's wrench Gary.
1271
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,120
You hit a guy with a wrench,
1272
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,160
he'll tell you whatever you
want.
1273
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,760
Go wake him up.
1274
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,920
- No touch.
- It's over, Dean.
1275
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,960
How do you know my name?
1276
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,240
Because I know everything.
1277
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,200
Here's what's going to happen.
1278
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,880
You're going to confess
to those murders.
1279
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,800
Murders? What murders?
1280
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,240
You killed those girls!
1281
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,320
And now you're going to
confess on video.
1282
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,560
No rambling manifestos,
1283
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,040
just clear succinct soundbites
that we can edit in post.
1284
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:00,800
What's going on?
1285
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,360
Is that a wrench?
1286
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,520
- You want another hit?
- No, no, no!
1287
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,760
Listen Dean,
you're going to tell us
1288
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,680
what we want to know
Dean, right now. Right now!
1289
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,920
Get out of my way.
1290
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,360
I need my grandfather's tools!
1291
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,240
What are those for?
1292
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:27,760
These are for me.
1293
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,720
What the fuck are you doing?
1294
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,520
Please stop!
1295
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,360
I'll stop when
I'm ready to stop!
1296
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,760
Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop! Just stop!
1297
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,520
I'll confess to this.
1298
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,000
I'm here for sex.
1299
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,160
I'm an addict, I can't get
enough!
1300
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,080
I answer all these ads
online
1301
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,320
just searching for
anything sexual.
1302
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,000
I drive around looking for
hookers.
1303
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,160
I jerk off four times a day at
the office.
1304
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,680
Plus, once in the women's room.
1305
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,080
The women's room?
1306
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,800
I sneak in after Alicia
from HR has her coffee.
1307
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,720
So I can listen to her
take a shit.
1308
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,200
Taking a shit really?
1309
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,040
She pushes hard.
1310
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,040
Real hard.
1311
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,640
You killed these
girls! You killed these girls!
1312
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,480
That's not me!
1313
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:40,600
Wait!
1314
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:52,360
Where were you
on the night of September 24th?
1315
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,480
I told everyone that I was in
a conference in Colorado but,
1316
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,720
really I was in Brazil
buying sex by the pound.
1317
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,080
And what about October 7th?
1318
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,240
I made this asshole
work all night.
1319
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,840
I had to sleep in the office
because I knew he wouldn't stay,
1320
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,560
but it was worth it.
1321
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,600
Cock sucking Ken
that's what I call him.
1322
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,880
He's not our guy.
All those stories check out.
1323
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,640
So we just tortured
an innocent man.
1324
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,080
Gary?
1325
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,400
What's wrong?
1326
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,600
I have a boner.
1327
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:43,880
Yeah we know Gary.
1328
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,960
I miss my grandfather so much!
1329
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,720
Come back!
1330
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,240
Morning.
1331
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,240
Good morning baby.
1332
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,600
10 dollar blowjob?
1333
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,920
Oh, uh,
1334
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,320
okay but this is the last one.
1335
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,880
Your dick looks like
a sad balloon.
1336
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,240
I think we're done yeah?
1337
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,600
Oh no, I like to get it real hot
1338
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,720
so it burns
the roof of my mouth.
1339
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,640
Makes me feel something inside.
1340
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,160
I mean I'm done, Ray.
1341
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,960
Can't do this anymore.
It's silly.
1342
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,160
Silly Kenneth?
1343
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,880
We're taking back the night.
1344
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,440
We tortured an innocent man.
1345
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,920
He was a perverted
piece of shit.
1346
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,040
Still innocent.
1347
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,080
Doesn't matter.
1348
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,720
I don't want to talk about the
Schuylkill Strangler anymore.
1349
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,960
What do you mean you don't
want to talk about
1350
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,120
the Schuylkill Strangler
anymore.
1351
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,360
I lost my job.
1352
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:25,400
I can't even afford
to move out anymore.
1353
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,480
Move out?
1354
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:27,560
Oh I didn't know I was so
hard to live with.
1355
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:28,760
I mean I knew I was a little
messy
1356
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,840
but Jesus Christ.
1357
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,000
It's not about the mess Ray.
1358
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,760
Have you seen this place?
1359
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,720
I mean we look like fucking
children.
1360
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,080
Now you got me out
1361
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,200
at night playing dress up.
1362
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,280
Ruining my fucking life.
1363
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,960
Dress up? Dress up?
1364
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,480
Uh Kenneth, we caught a man
fucking cheese.
1365
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:43,560
Okay?
1366
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,520
What would you have
without this?
1367
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:46,640
I have Kate.
1368
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,480
Okay,
so you're going to be that guy.
1369
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,280
That guy who gets a girlfriend
1370
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:52,800
and leaves all his friends
behind?
1371
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,680
You wouldn't even
have that girlfriend if it
1372
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:55,880
wasn't for crime fighting.
1373
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,480
Yes I would, you know she's
liked me from the beginning.
1374
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,320
That doesn't mean shit
1375
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,080
without the confidence of being
a superhero.
1376
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,560
We're not crime fighters,
we're not superheroes,
1377
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:05,880
we're not anything. Okay?
1378
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,160
It doesn't make sense
to do anymore.
1379
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,360
In fact, it never really did.
1380
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,520
Oh it doesn't make sense?
To do the right thing?
1381
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:11,880
To save people's lives?
1382
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,160
You're going to fuck up our
origin story?
1383
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,840
Okay, great, fine Ray I may have
had a breakthrough
1384
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,400
and for that, I thank you,
1385
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,480
but I can't do this anymore.
1386
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,560
You're my best friend,
1387
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,760
but you're on your own.
1388
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,520
Fuck that's hot!
1389
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,720
I still feel nothing inside.
1390
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,240
Have I become one with the
darkness?
1391
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,800
Have I stepped over the line?
1392
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,080
Have I sipped on the nectar
of hate
1393
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,720
to only want more?
1394
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,200
What ya doing Ray?
1395
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,320
I'm facing my fears
1396
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,560
while also contemplating the
darkness inside.
1397
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,160
Of course you are.
1398
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,440
Come on down man,
1399
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,080
we got to talk.
1400
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:16,840
Please.
1401
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,920
What's up Aaron?
1402
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:28,880
I got to fire you man.
1403
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,080
What? Why?
1404
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,840
Come on man I'm not an idiot,
1405
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,320
I know you've been stealing
stuff from the store
1406
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,200
and I had your back but now
corporate's asking questions.
1407
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:38,800
How would they even know?
1408
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,760
You stole $15,000 worth of
merchandise man.
1409
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,200
If I do this,
they kill the investigation.
1410
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,640
How would they even
find anything?
1411
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:49,280
Ray there are cameras there,
there, there, overhead.
1412
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,320
They can see what you're
stealing
1413
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,920
they can even pick the
best angle.
1414
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,480
This keeps you out of jail man.
1415
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,120
You know,
you're being a dick right now
1416
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:58,520
but I'm not
going to say that,
1417
01:06:58,640 --> 01:06:59,920
because I'm going to take
the high road.
1418
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,440
- Yeah.
- And be nice about it.
1419
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,400
But you're being a
fucking dick okay?
1420
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,560
Don't. No, no, sir.
Remember I said that.
1421
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:09,280
I will.
1422
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,080
We've been parked here
for a while now,
1423
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,000
we going to go fight some crime
or what?
1424
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:28,240
Shut the fuck up Gary.
1425
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:32,080
It takes a while ok?
We got to wait.
1426
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,680
You wanna talk about it?
1427
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,200
No.
1428
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,360
You wouldn't understand.
1429
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,000
Well, you're worried
about Kenneth,
1430
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,960
you're worried that without him
1431
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,400
you're going to slip into the
darkness and
1432
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,480
he's the only thing tethering
you to the light.
1433
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,120
And you're right about that.
1434
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,800
We got something.
1435
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,200
Hey, hat are you guys doing?
1436
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:07,640
What, you're not going to give
them any nicknames? Or banter?
1437
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,160
I'm fighting crime Gary.
1438
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,200
We're stealing the band's gear.
1439
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,840
Horns? Is it a Ska band?
1440
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,480
Benjamin Skanklin.
1441
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,760
Oh, fuck off.
1442
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,360
Well, you're doing the world
a favor have a good night guys.
1443
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:30,640
Hey, what are you doing man?
1444
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,160
I can't believe Kenneth
left me out here
1445
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,840
to fight crime by myself
like an asshole.
1446
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,680
I'm not a solo artist Gary.
1447
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,680
Hey, remember how I
told you my parents were dead?
1448
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:44,560
Yeah.
1449
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,160
Somehow you and Kenneth
fighting makes me feel worse
1450
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,840
than when that happened.
1451
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,440
Hey how did they die,
your parents?
1452
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,840
Oh uh they were shot in a back
alley
1453
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,160
by this lunatic after
we were leaving the opera.
1454
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,000
He was trying to steal
my mom's pearls.
1455
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:06,880
Typical rich orphan story.
1456
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,120
Yeah.
1457
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,200
I think you were
right about Kenneth,
1458
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,320
I need him.
1459
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:16,520
You got to convince him
to finish what we started.
1460
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:20,360
I mean, after all this we
deserve the ones
1461
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,920
who catch the
Schuylkill Stranger,
1462
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,200
- Come on!
- You're right.
1463
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:27,480
Hey you guys
want some T-shirts?
1464
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:28,920
Yeah, sure.
1465
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:30,200
Yes.
1466
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,680
You guys are hilarious,
hey have a good night alright?
1467
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:36,880
Hey, you too.
1468
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,240
Ah this is shit.
1469
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,240
Is that the fifth time
he's called?
1470
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,360
I should probably take this.
1471
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:51,440
Yo.
1472
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,000
I got canned at work.
1473
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:57,960
I don't know any more man.
1474
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,760
Don't know about what?
1475
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,320
I don't know,
anything Kenneth!
1476
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,600
But you were a really
bad employee Ray.
1477
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,800
I wasn't a bad employee,
Kenneth, I just didn't care.
1478
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,280
There's a big difference okay?
1479
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,760
Point is I'm lost man.
1480
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,320
I'm not the same old Ray
you know
1481
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,680
the one who chicks dig and is
really funny and handsome.
1482
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,480
I'm a different person,
but have those same
1483
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,960
aforementioned qualities.
1484
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,840
I've lost all compassion
and feeling.
1485
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,760
I see everything in an objective
state light and dark.
1486
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,960
Black and white.
1487
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,120
I think you're right
man.
1488
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,920
I think I'm slipping
over the edge.
1489
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:41,800
Everything ok?
1490
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,440
Ray just lost his job.
1491
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:45,520
Oh,
1492
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:48,280
well he can't be too mad,
he was a really bad employee
1493
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:49,520
Yeah the worst.
1494
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,640
Both of you lose your jobs in a
couple of days,
1495
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:52,960
what's happening in
your apartment
1496
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,320
I don't know,
1497
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:58,240
but Ray sounds
really bad right now.
1498
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,760
Are you sure there's
nothing happening?
1499
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,040
No secrets right?
1500
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:03,440
No, no secrets,
1501
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:06,360
he just sounds
a little off is all.
1502
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,040
Go. You should
really support your friend.
1503
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:15,280
You sure?
1504
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:16,440
Yeah.
1505
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:20,360
Ok, I'll be quick.
1506
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:29,920
Ray?
1507
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,320
Over here.
1508
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:35,240
What's going on?
1509
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,800
I've been asking myself the
same question
1510
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,480
over and over again.
1511
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,520
What's the question?
1512
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,120
Am I the hero this city needs?
1513
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:50,680
Well-
1514
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:52,120
If I fight for good,
1515
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,640
can I do so without
being seduced by evil?
1516
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,400
Ray, you know.
1517
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,920
If I step into the darkness,
1518
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:01,520
will I remember the light?
1519
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,600
That's three questions.
1520
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,400
Yep. And they all
have the same answer.
1521
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:08,240
Which is?
1522
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:09,760
To finish what we started.
1523
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,080
Look, I'm out Ray.
1524
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,640
It was your idea to find
the Schuylkill Strangler okay?
1525
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,480
I lost a part of myself for you
1526
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:21,800
and you're going to help me
find it.
1527
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,400
We've hurt people.
1528
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,160
Yes, we did.
1529
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,520
And all of that will be in vain
1530
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:27,680
if you don't help me do this.
1531
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,160
You've been pissed on, stabbed,
1532
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,000
all for what? Nothing?
1533
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,640
It's not been nothing.
1534
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:39,640
Look,
1535
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,280
I'll let you go.
1536
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:45,680
But you got to fly with me
one more time.
1537
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:52,920
If I do this, If I do this,
and we catch the killer,
1538
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:57,320
then I get to walk away.
1539
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:58,760
No,
1540
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:01,720
you can fly away.
1541
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,080
Fine, where do we start?
1542
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,960
We've been at this for
hours. What are we missing?
1543
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,440
There's got to be a pattern
right?
1544
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,240
We've done everything,
fat chicks,
1545
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:17,920
skinny chicks,
chicks with dicks,
1546
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,480
dicks with chicks,
dixie chicks
1547
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:20,640
I don't know Ray,
1548
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:21,840
maybe we should just give up
for the night.
1549
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,560
Hmm.
1550
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:24,880
What?
1551
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,400
Well it seems like
all the streets
1552
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,000
the murders take place
on are streets
1553
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:29,200
named after trees.
1554
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,040
See William Penn when he
designed the city
1555
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,840
named a bunch of streets
after trees.
1556
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,640
Gary how'd you get into
our apartment?
1557
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,240
Yeah it's pretty
trivial bullshit,
1558
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,920
the kind of thing you'd see
in a bad movie right?
1559
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,160
You still didn't answer my
question.
1560
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,000
Guys, Kate lives
on Spruce street.
1561
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:44,480
She's not dead.
1562
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,720
Oh, okay.
1563
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,840
She's not dead yet right?
1564
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:53,440
I'm not doing that to Kate.
1565
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:55,560
Look Kenneth we've come
too far to change our focus.
1566
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,440
It's not about focus,
1567
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,680
it's about the fact that you
want to use Kate as bait
1568
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:01,400
to catch the
Schuylkill Strangler.
1569
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,240
Kenneth, look we know
Kate is not a worm
1570
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,320
you throw out fishing with
your grandpa.
1571
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,000
No, no, no, she's more like
chum for a shark.
1572
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,840
I'm sorry, I just have to ask.
1573
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:17,160
Gary,
you're not the killer are you?
1574
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,040
No! No, come on guys,
why would I shit where I eat?
1575
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:26,840
See if I was
going to do that,
1576
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:28,600
I'd do it right. You know?
1577
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,600
Fishing village in Portugal,
1578
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,720
somewhere where there
aren't a lot of closed
1579
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:33,880
circuit tv cameras.
1580
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:39,160
And get myself a family, a job,
1581
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,440
something that wouldn't
arouse suspicion.
1582
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,680
We're not putting her in
harm's way.
1583
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,560
Look, Kenneth,
this is not about us.
1584
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:51,120
It's about the whole city.
It's about Kate.
1585
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:52,840
How so?
1586
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:55,120
Kate wants a story of the
the Schuylkill Strangler right?
1587
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:59,040
We are literally delivering that
story right to her door step.
1588
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:00,960
And there are three of us.
1589
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,520
That means it's three on one.
Four if you count Kate.
1590
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,360
Look, I got to agree with him on
this one okay?
1591
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,800
You'd be handing her the
story of the decade.
1592
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:08,880
- Decade.
- Decade.
1593
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:09,960
Decade.
1594
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:11,200
Decade! 10 years.
1595
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,360
Sounds crazy until
it works right?
1596
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,880
He doesn't lay a
finger on her?
1597
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:21,040
He can't even look at her,
won't even look at her.
1598
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,240
Keep her out of danger.
1599
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,240
Look, if all else fails,
1600
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:29,920
I want you to know.
1601
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:33,800
In the trunk of my car is filled
with wine and guns.
1602
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:40,760
I'll do it
1603
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,360
Alright!
1604
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:44,760
But we don't use guns.
1605
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,360
I'm so glad you said yes,
1606
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:47,800
because I started to put this
plan in motion
1607
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,200
the second I thought of it,
1608
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,720
the second I
thought of it Yeah,
1609
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,800
Killer is going to be
there in an hour.
1610
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:54,600
An hour?
1611
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,640
- Can I finish this?
- Yeah you can finish it.
1612
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:06,560
Hi.
1613
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:08,120
Hi.
1614
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,160
For you.
1615
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:10,560
Oh, sweet thank you.
1616
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,240
Yeah well I'm a great
boyfriend what can I say.
1617
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:13,760
Oh, boyfriend?
1618
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,800
You ok?
You seem a little shaky.
1619
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,280
Oh no, I just got the coffee
jitters or something.
1620
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,000
You want me to stir
you up a little martini?
1621
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,200
Yeah a martini sounds good.
1622
01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:28,800
Tell me to make me a martini.
1623
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:29,840
What?
1624
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:31,960
Tell me, to make you
a martini.
1625
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,520
Make me a martini.
1626
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,560
Demand that I make
you a martini.
1627
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,280
God damn it Kate, just give me
a fucking martini.
1628
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,320
Yes sir.
1629
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:40,640
Jeez.
1630
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,160
See you got dressed up
for tonight.
1631
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,600
Oh yeah, it's a gift from Ray.
1632
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,840
It makes him happy
to see me in it so.
1633
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:54,720
Thinking about leaving already?
1634
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:01,280
Great.
1635
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,480
Weird.
1636
01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:13,440
Hello?
1637
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,520
Hey Kate, it's Ray,
1638
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:16,560
I was just in the neighborhood
and thought I'd stop by.
1639
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:18,800
Did you know about this?
1640
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,320
No, it's Ray,
who knows what he does.
1641
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:25,840
Hi.
1642
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,200
Hey.
1643
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:30,920
Oh same outfits, what,
what is that
1644
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,280
Yeah I stole a bunch of shit
after I got fired.
1645
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:34,880
Flowers. You know Gary right?
1646
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,560
No, Hi,
1647
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,560
Hi, you have a
lovely home.
1648
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:40,600
Thank you.
1649
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,560
I brought this for you.
1650
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,680
Is this a 93 Le Pin?
1651
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,160
Oh yeah, my Dad, he's dead,
loves wine.
1652
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:49,280
Anyway, it was
in the trunk of my car
1653
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,440
This is a $1500 bottle of wine.
1654
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:53,920
Oh is it?
1655
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,200
Is it? We going to order
some food?
1656
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,560
You guys want to get some
Chinese food?
1657
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:57,600
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Great,
great.
1658
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah I could totally
eat some Chinese food.
1659
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,800
Well this is cool, a kind of
little impromptu gathering.
1660
01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:09,760
I know a place on speed dial,
I'll call it up,
1661
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,440
the whole spreads on me okay?
1662
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,040
Thank you,
that is very nice of you.
1663
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,600
I'm a nice fucking guy
so…
1664
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,600
you have any cash?
1665
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:24,680
Why isn't the food here yet Ray?
1666
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,960
I don't know.
It's supposed to be here.
1667
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:30,720
What if it never gets here?
1668
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,280
I'm sure the food won't
abandon you.
1669
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:34,080
Am I the only one watching this?
1670
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,160
Cause…if I'm the only one
watching this, you can leave.
1671
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:37,320
Sorry Gary.
1672
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,200
Hey Kate, would you mind getting
that?
1673
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,720
I was going to use the restroom.
1674
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,040
I'm going to go to the
kitchen
1675
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:46,120
to get some forks and plates.
1676
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,360
Gary, can you help me
please?
1677
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,360
Gary?
1678
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:52,560
Fine! Ok, ok, alright,
I'm up.
1679
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,720
You want to get the
door? The door, yeah.
1680
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:00,120
Okay, remember you're going
to block the back door
1681
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,760
so he can't get out
1682
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,320
and Ray
and I are going to attack him
1683
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:04,560
from opposite sides.
1684
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:05,880
Got it!
1685
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,520
Hey there, there's uhm...
1686
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,760
Ray there's
only 4 dollars for the,
1687
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,600
where's the food?
1688
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:23,280
Hey!
1689
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,040
Why don't you uh, pick on
three guys your own size?
1690
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:29,520
Alright that's awkward but
sort of awesome.
1691
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,480
Thanks man,
must be the adrenaline.
1692
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:37,000
What's uh,
what's going on here?
1693
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:38,760
You just stepped right
into our trap,
1694
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,080
Schuylkill Strangler.
1695
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:41,920
The Schuylkill Strangler?
1696
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,880
Yeah you wanted
the story baby? You got it
1697
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:47,400
Wait! Did you use me as bait?
1698
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,200
You have no idea
what you're in for.
1699
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,280
I'm going to kill all
four of you.
1700
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,200
Not tonight.
1701
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:02,520
No uh, actually tonight.
1702
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:03,680
I'm going to slaughter you.
1703
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,680
I got this!
1704
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:08,800
Kenneth no!
1705
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:11,520
No! Kenneth, are you-
1706
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:13,320
Now your friend here
is going to die.
1707
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,640
Don't worry guys, I got this!
1708
01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:21,880
Oh shit! I am so sorry are
you okay?
1709
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:24,000
Cause I am- oh god!
1710
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,640
If I could,
I'd kill the décor as well.
1711
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:33,800
Are you okay?
1712
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:35,360
Oh my god, no!
1713
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,320
You're going to be okay!
1714
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:38,880
What is going on?
1715
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:40,440
Gary, give me your keys.
1716
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:41,600
Am I going to fucking die Ray?
1717
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,800
How the fuck should I know?
1718
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:45,240
I did this for you!
1719
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:46,760
What the fuck are you
talking about?
1720
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:49,800
You're not insured
to drive my car okay?
1721
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,760
Do you want me to just
wait here for you to die?
1722
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:52,920
Then I can take your keys?
1723
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:54,520
Fair enough.
1724
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:56,320
Alright Kenneth come on!
1725
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,920
I will return for you,
1726
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:00,560
but first I have to make
the streets safe.
1727
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,000
What? What?
1728
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,920
It's for parking. Come on!
1729
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,040
I love you.
1730
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,160
Gary? What is going on?
1731
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:16,160
Oh we're fucking heroes
that's what's going on.
1732
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,440
There he is.
1733
01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:25,960
Hey Kenneth?
1734
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,800
Yeah.
1735
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:29,240
Look, I know a lot of
people got stabbed,
1736
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,920
but this is pretty fun right?
1737
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,840
Yeah, I'm sorry I was such
a dick to you.
1738
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:35,280
You're my best friend,
not an anchor holding me down.
1739
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:36,400
Thanks for saying that.
1740
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,440
I'm sorry too,
1741
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,520
I know I'm self-centered
1742
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:39,720
- but I'm glad we had this talk.
- Me too.
1743
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:51,160
Oh shit, that's high.
1744
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:52,800
No time for fear, let's go!
1745
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,320
I thought that was going
to hurt a lot more than it did.
1746
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:08,760
Oh god.
1747
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:10,960
It didn't hurt at all.
1748
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:13,800
Alright,
the ambulance is on its way too.
1749
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:14,920
Gary and Kate.
1750
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,160
Gary did not look good.
1751
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,640
He's probably going to die.
1752
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,560
Hey how many people that
get stabbed in the stomach die?
1753
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,280
I'd say it's 50/50.
1754
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:24,520
Why you asking him that?
1755
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:25,920
- I'm worried about Gary.
- So am I,
1756
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,480
but that's potentially
Gary's killer.
1757
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,080
Can we just bring him
to justice in silence?
1758
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:30,120
Yeah.
1759
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,400
Can I say something?
1760
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:33,200
This is going to be good.
1761
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:34,480
Fine.
1762
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:37,200
I was once like you guys,
1763
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,120
wanting to fight the darkness.
1764
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:42,320
I thought I could
bring the light
1765
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,160
so it was shining bright
you know?
1766
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:46,920
But then I learned,
1767
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:49,720
there is not
a light bright enough
1768
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,160
to stop the darkness forever.
1769
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,760
We started in darkness,
1770
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,840
and then there was light.
1771
01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,240
Everyone wants to go forward,
why?
1772
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:02,560
Why can't I go back?
1773
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,440
Why girls with
streets named after trees?
1774
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:08,360
I have to set limitations
for myself, you know
1775
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:10,600
like girls on streets
named after trees.
1776
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:12,600
This isn't easy you know.
1777
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:14,720
I have to answer a lot of ads
to find exactly
1778
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,320
what it is I'm looking for
because you
1779
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:17,960
have to rules to kill.
1780
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,000
Rules?
1781
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,160
Yeah, because if I didn't,
1782
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:21,400
I'd be killing everyone
1783
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,280
and I just don't got
that kind of time you know?
1784
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,760
We're not recording this are we?
1785
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:25,800
No.
1786
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:26,840
Damnit. This is why
1787
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:27,920
we need more
than two hours to plan.
1788
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:29,000
I know.
1789
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:33,560
So you guys going
to be heroes, huh?
1790
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:36,240
Bringing into justice. Yes.
Yeah.
1791
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,640
News flash fellas,
1792
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:42,280
I'm just an innocent man who
responded to your ad
1793
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,320
and was jumped by three people
1794
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,840
wearing masks wielding knives.
1795
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:48,800
God, he's got a point.
1796
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,000
He's a serial killer Ray.
1797
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:51,480
I know, but we can't prove it.
1798
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,600
Fuck.
1799
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:54,320
Alright listen,
1800
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,480
I'm going to make
this easy for you.
1801
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,360
I think you got two plays
at this point.
1802
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,840
One, you can drop me off here.
1803
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:01,880
and pray that my darkness never
crosses your path again.
1804
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:03,720
Would you stop killing people?
1805
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:05,680
Would you ask the sun
not to shine?
1806
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:11,800
I'm so sorry, it's just his
timing it's incredible.
1807
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,280
I thought he was going to
say it and he said it.
1808
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:14,320
Thank you.
1809
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:15,680
What's our second play?
1810
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,840
Oh, you could kill me.
1811
01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:23,200
We're here.
1812
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,000
What's next?
1813
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:27,080
Yeah what's next?
1814
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:34,200
That's a lot of guns.
1815
01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:35,240
And wine.
1816
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:43,600
Alright, let's do this.
1817
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:10,200
Guys, I think this was
the right choice.
1818
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:12,520
I do.
1819
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:19,520
Guys,
1820
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,760
what is there a problem?
1821
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,560
No.
1822
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:27,880
I'm just saying,
1823
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:29,080
killing me should
be pretty easy,
1824
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,480
you're doing the world a
great favor so…
1825
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,800
but I do have to say that,
1826
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:40,040
killing a defenseless man
in cold blood,
1827
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:42,080
well that kind of makes you no
better than me,
1828
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:43,520
but you do what you want.
Here we go. Up to you.
1829
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:44,880
Shut up.
1830
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:45,920
Shut up.
1831
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:49,000
Or what? You'll tie me up and
shoot me?
1832
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,800
Even a cow in a slaughterhouse.
1833
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,880
Look, I will shoot you just
to shut you up.
1834
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:57,800
That is the irrational thought
process of a psychotic.
1835
01:25:58,440 --> 01:25:59,880
Sounds very familiar.
1836
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:01,280
Will you please just shut up?
1837
01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:02,520
You know,
even a man on death row
1838
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:03,680
gets to say some final words?
1839
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:05,480
So,
I think it's rude that you're...
1840
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:06,520
Fuck.
1841
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,280
I'm sorry is killing me so hard?
1842
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:09,440
Hey shut the fuck up!
1843
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:11,880
This just seems like
it should be easy,
1844
01:26:12,040 --> 01:26:13,200
alright fine
I'll beg for my life.
1845
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:16,280
Uh, guys, guys, please, if you
let me go,
1846
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:17,960
I promise you,
1847
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,600
I will kill
everyone you love.
1848
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:24,480
Let's do this together.
1849
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:27,040
Yeah, okay, okay.
1850
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:29,520
Yeah let's do this.
1851
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:31,440
On three.
1852
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,640
One, two.
1853
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,320
Three.
1854
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,360
Ahhh!
1855
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,920
I'm so glad you
didn't pull the trigger.
1856
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,000
I'm fucking shaking.
1857
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:49,960
Stop, stop!
1858
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,120
Where you going?
1859
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,400
I'm leaving. You're not going
to shoot me, I'm going
1860
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:54,480
No you're going to
stay right there
1861
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:56,160
or I'm going to,
I'm going to fucking shoo-
1862
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,600
Wha-wha-wha you're going to,
1863
01:26:58,760 --> 01:26:59,880
you're going to shoot me is that
right?
1864
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:00,960
So just shoot me.
1865
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:03,920
I got this.
1866
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,760
He's got this.
Over here.
1867
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:07,000
Let him do it.
1868
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:09,760
Shit.
1869
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:10,920
Safety's on.
1870
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,040
How do I turn it off?
1871
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,720
There's a button on the side.
1872
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:14,760
Shit.
1873
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:22,200
Damnit.
1874
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,200
Hey are you crying?
1875
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:29,840
Oh man.
1876
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:33,440
All these emotions are
happening at once you know?
1877
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:34,760
Then use it Ray.
1878
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:38,080
I'm supposed to be a fucking
superhero Kenneth,
1879
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,240
now look at me.
1880
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:42,080
You know what I see?
1881
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:44,760
I see a new man who
has given his life purpose.
1882
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:47,280
He's gone from watching
superheroes to...
1883
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:48,520
Being a superhero!
1884
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,320
It's not funny, shut up.
1885
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:52,800
You are a hero Ray.
1886
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,360
Now it's my
turn to step up.
1887
01:27:55,840 --> 01:27:58,280
It's time for me to be this
hero, this city needs.
1888
01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:03,360
I'm doing this for the good
people of Philadelphia.
1889
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:06,400
Going to be a hero huh?
1890
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,240
Too bad you're not
going to be around to find out.
1891
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,800
See? Anyone can be a killer.
1892
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:21,000
It's in our nature.
1893
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:26,080
Holy fuck!
1894
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:30,480
Grab my hand!
1895
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:32,920
My hands are tied asshole!
1896
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,280
We should go after him.
1897
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:44,360
No I'm a terrible swimmer.
1898
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:47,360
Weren't you a lifeguard?
1899
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,440
Yeah, in 8th grade.
1900
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,000
Oh man, is this on us?
1901
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:55,640
Are we murderers?
1902
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:57,960
You know, if you ask me,
1903
01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,400
the city needs to take these
docks down.
1904
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:00,640
- They're a real death trap.
- They're in rough shape.
1905
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:02,240
They're bad.
Look at over there.
1906
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:03,320
Yeah, they're all banged up.
1907
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:05,320
Guy just fell.
1908
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:07,120
How are we going to explain
this to people?
1909
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,120
They're going to ask about Gary.
1910
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,000
I got this
1911
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:14,920
Got a stab wound, sir.
1912
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:17,280
Sir.
1913
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:19,120
Sir. You okay?
1914
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,120
Stop moving, stop moving.
1915
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:22,760
Sir. You okay?
1916
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:24,640
Sir, stop moving, stop moving!
1917
01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:26,880
What the fuck?
1918
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:29,960
You racist piece of shit.
1919
01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,480
Wow, you don't look so good.
1920
01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,600
Monkey!
1921
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,800
Hey, it's just me.
1922
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,320
Last night was crazy.
1923
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:08,920
But that's over.
1924
01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:11,800
The Schuylkill Strangler
is done.
1925
01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:14,600
Now I can give
up crime fighting,
1926
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:17,640
and from here on out,
I am all yours.
1927
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:22,240
If you come any closer,
I will scream.
1928
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:25,560
Kate, what's wrong?
1929
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:29,800
Have you been running
around the city
1930
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,280
dressed as a superhero?
1931
01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:34,400
Hero is a strong.
1932
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:37,040
I have been fighting crime
in order to stop...
1933
01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:39,880
And did you invite a serial
killer
1934
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,800
into my apartment
and use me as bait.
1935
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:45,080
- Well,
- Yes or no?
1936
01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,920
- Technically
- Yes or no?
1937
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,320
- Yes.
- Why?
1938
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:50,560
So you could have the story
1939
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:52,400
you said you wanted it so bad,
so I thought...
1940
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:53,560
Asshole!
1941
01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:54,960
I wanted to report the story,
1942
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,480
not be the fucking story.
1943
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:01,680
And where is he now?
1944
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:05,680
He's in a place where he'll
never hurt anyone ever again.
1945
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:07,720
So now, you're a killer too?
1946
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:11,040
No of course not, technically
he killed himself so-
1947
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,280
If you ever come near me again,
1948
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:18,080
I'll make your life
a living hell!
1949
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:22,840
Are you breaking up with me?
1950
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:23,880
Leave!
1951
01:31:24,440 --> 01:31:25,880
I demand you stay with me
1952
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:27,000
- Leave!
- Okay,
1953
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:28,320
but you might want to
rethink this a bit.
1954
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:29,400
Get out!
1955
01:31:29,480 --> 01:31:30,960
Do you still want the monkey?
1956
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,920
No I don't want the
fucking monkey,
1957
01:31:33,040 --> 01:31:34,200
the last thing I could think
about is the fucking monkey
1958
01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:35,880
you fucking human now get the
fuck out!
1959
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:37,600
I don't think you're being
rational alright?
1960
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:39,400
There's a lot of emotions
going on.
1961
01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:42,640
If you don't leave immediately,
I will send your ass to jail!
1962
01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:03,160
Gary's still in surgery.
1963
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:08,120
Nurse is supposed to come
out in a bit with an update.
1964
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,040
How'd it go with Kate?
1965
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:18,080
She dumped me.
1966
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:21,640
You're better off.
1967
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:23,800
How's that?
1968
01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:26,080
You're a superhero now Kenneth.
1969
01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:28,760
Everyone you love from
now on will be in danger.
1970
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:31,480
Plus, she was so boring.
1971
01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,600
Like super boring. She sucked.
1972
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:38,640
The downfall of
being a public servant.
1973
01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:42,520
How is he?
1974
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,400
It's still touch and go.
1975
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:45,880
He might not make it.
1976
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:47,840
He's going to be in
surgery for hours
1977
01:32:47,920 --> 01:32:49,720
so it's best if you save
your strength now
1978
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:50,920
and come back in the morning.
1979
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:53,680
Can you give him this?
1980
01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:55,800
In case he wakes up
and we're not here.
1981
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:57,080
Of course.
1982
01:32:57,840 --> 01:32:59,280
The doctors said
one thing though.
1983
01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:02,600
Your friend, who was
completely unconscious mind you,
1984
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:05,240
he was smiling the
entire time
1985
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:07,680
with a full erection as was
being operated on.
1986
01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:10,080
It took two residents to
strap it down
1987
01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,680
so it didn't get in the way.
1988
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:13,480
I've been in many
surgeries,
1989
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:15,360
and that was fucking weird.
1990
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,080
His grandfather would be proud.
1991
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,720
She seemed weird about it.
1992
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:25,880
Yeah.
1993
01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:31,360
Hey, I've said it before and
I'll say it again,
1994
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:33,080
Rocky's statue should be inside
the museum.
1995
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,840
And now for a chilling
story in the hot Miami heat,
1996
01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:39,320
we turn to Kate Astin who's
on a special assignment.
1997
01:33:40,480 --> 01:33:42,040
These beautiful houses on
sorority row
1998
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:44,600
may house the future leaders
of America,
1999
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:47,040
but for the third time
in that many months,
2000
01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,800
what people are calling
the Sorority Row Stalker
2001
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:52,640
has attacked multiple girls
along the Florida coast.
2002
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:53,960
Will he strike again?
2003
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:56,800
Hopefully not, but the police
are working frantically
2004
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:57,920
to solve this case.
2005
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:00,520
I know what you're thinking.
2006
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:02,760
That we kissed in
our sleep last night?
2007
01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:03,840
What?
2008
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:06,720
Uh.
2009
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:09,640
Oh, it's 81 degrees in Miami.
2010
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:12,120
Sorority Girls.
2011
01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:17,680
You guys here about Miami?
2012
01:34:17,840 --> 01:34:20,480
I got a full tank of gas,
a fresh shit bag and a
2013
01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:23,440
and a tasteful two story
condo in south beach.
2014
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:25,240
Let's do this shit.
2015
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:26,960
Yeah!
2016
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:31,360
Alright yeah!
2017
01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:35,720
Actually took a lot of
energy
2018
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:36,920
doing that in the first place
so,
2019
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:41,600
Alright, South Beach!
2020
01:34:44,520 --> 01:34:45,480
God.
2021
01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:48,240
Shouldn't have run in here
but I was really pumped.
2022
01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:51,400
Ah, I was really excited.
2023
01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:54,040
Okay.
2024
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:56,880
Alright let's go to South Beach!
2025
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:02,040
One step at a time.
Let's go yeah!
2026
01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:06,040
Okay, guys wait up!
2027
01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:10,120
Whoop.
2028
01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:13,720
Lock it up.
Lock it up.
2029
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:15,800
Locking it up.
2030
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:17,440
Where are the keys?
2031
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:20,920
Oh my monkey's in the door and...
2032
01:35:22,197 --> 01:35:27,197
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