Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:01,958
: Previously
on Wynonna Earp.
2
00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,220
Special agent Arp.
3
00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:04,656
-Welcome back to BBD.
4
00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,136
The Clantons are in Purgatory.
5
00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:08,573
: We vow to never forgive.
6
00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,054
Sheriff Holt
and Cocaine Cleo are Clantons?
7
00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,795
: And that creature
answers to them.
8
00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,666
-We can't hang out anymore.
9
00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,625
-I offer myself!
-Now that Waverly
10
00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,322
has been returned safely to you,
11
00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,237
-it's time for you to deliver.
-Stay away from us.
12
00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:22,631
-: You're better than this.
-What do you want me to do?
13
00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:24,502
I want you to act
like Wyatt Earp's
14
00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,069
-great-great-granddaughter.
-Together we take back
15
00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,028
the Black Badge offices
in Purgatory,
16
00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:30,160
then we hunt
some goddamn demons.
17
00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,564
Oh! Boner alert!
18
00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,568
Yeah, you look
pretty good too...
19
00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,918
-Sis.
-Yeah, we can get it.
20
00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,270
-You ready?
-Ready?
21
00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,793
Feel like I've been waiting
my whole life.
22
00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:57,231
C'mon.
23
00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,887
Oh, I can't believe
I'm walking down the aisle
24
00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,020
to become Waverly Earp's wife.
25
00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:08,068
Well, you sacrificed a lot
to keep this place safe.
26
00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,504
Well, this place is my home,
27
00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,636
and you guys are my family.
28
00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:15,031
If you say so.
29
00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,951
Wynonna, where's Waverly?
30
00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,127
-She's not coming.
31
00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:25,259
Not after what you did.
32
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,784
What did I do?
33
00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,048
I want to hear you say it.
34
00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:34,572
I...
35
00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:38,794
I can't!
36
00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:44,104
I really can't.
37
00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:53,374
: Light me up.
38
00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,335
After all,
this is a celebration.
39
00:01:58,379 --> 00:01:59,293
A celebration...
40
00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:05,647
You ready?
41
00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:35,677
: Fire.
42
00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:37,548
Fire!
43
00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,073
Fire!
44
00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,907
♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
45
00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:51,475
♪ I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
46
00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,999
♪ So I told that devil
47
00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:56,306
♪ To take you back
48
00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:59,091
♪ I told that devil
49
00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,268
♪ To take you back
50
00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,315
Baby! Baby!
51
00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,460
Baby. Baby.
52
00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,301
-Mornin'.
53
00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,695
What are you doing sneaking
around my barn?
54
00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,175
What are you doing sleeping
with a pistol
55
00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:39,958
under your pillow?
56
00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,700
It's my bedroom.
I'll ask the questions.
57
00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,137
-I've been keeping watch.
58
00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,575
-Over me?
-Over all of you.
59
00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,664
As of late, we have been
under siege.
60
00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,232
Hey.
61
00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,930
"Fastest gunslinger
in the west."
62
00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,628
I outdrew you.
63
00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,151
I did not draw at all.
64
00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,806
Have you ever been outdrawn?
65
00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:03,678
Honestly?
66
00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:06,898
No.
67
00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:08,900
Do you not need to...
68
00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:13,122
...sleep anymore
now that you're...
69
00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,776
-It's one of the benefits
70
00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,386
of my condition.
71
00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:19,781
We don't talk
about that anymore.
72
00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,131
There is much we fail
to discuss.
73
00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,627
Talking is overrated.
74
00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,715
Hmm.
75
00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,987
-Doc?
-Hmm?
76
00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,336
Did you eat another fireman?
77
00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,911
-Waverly!
-Nicole! Rachel!
78
00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,220
I put... I put it out,
but we lost the couch.
79
00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,440
And most of your porn.
80
00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:11,963
Oh, my God! Waverly!
81
00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,792
Shit!
82
00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,185
Waverly, wake up!
83
00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,014
Breathe, asshole!
84
00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:21,321
-Waverly!
85
00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,933
-Wake!
86
00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:28,284
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
87
00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,721
: Oh, my God!
Don't ever do that to me again.
88
00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,375
I don't actually know
what I did.
89
00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,339
Luckily this old house
was built by strong hands
90
00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,166
from stubborn wood.
91
00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,603
That's what I used to call
my last boyfriend.
92
00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,694
-Inappropriate.
-Because he died?
93
00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:47,869
Or because he's Waverly's
angel-dad?
94
00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,001
Yes.
95
00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,961
Did someone go into
a TikTok trance and forget
96
00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,702
-they were cooking again?
-This isn't on me.
97
00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:57,705
Besides, the fire started
in the living room.
98
00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,054
Were you two...
99
00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:00,490
on the couch, and then...
100
00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:02,797
'Cause that's why
they make lube.
101
00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,148
-That's not why they make lube.
-Agree to disagree.
102
00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,106
Okay, so if it wasn't Rachel,
103
00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:08,977
or us...
104
00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,109
You guys think someone
attacked us?
105
00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,198
You mean, attacked us again?
106
00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,199
The Clantons.
107
00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,637
We don't know for sure
it was them.
108
00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,554
Well then, who was it?
Doc was keeping watch.
109
00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:24,862
All these prints are our own.
110
00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,908
Like what, you've memorized
our shoe sizes?
111
00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:27,735
Correct.
112
00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,912
There are no foreign prints
or scents on the perimeter.
113
00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:35,003
Whatever lit the fire,
did not get here on foot.
114
00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,266
So it was supernatural.
115
00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:39,660
Perhaps.
116
00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,618
Are the Clantons supernatural?
117
00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:43,838
Well, that Reaper they sent
after me,
118
00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,970
that slashed me
with its Flo Jo nails...
119
00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:48,190
That Billy called off
with his DIY root canal...
120
00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,061
-- That Doc couldn't kill
with his fancy six-shooter...
121
00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:51,802
Yeah, that thing
was definitely supernatural.
122
00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,456
Except it walked on two legs.
123
00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,850
So you're saying we just
let them keep coming at us?
124
00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:59,419
I am urging us to find a more
measured response.
125
00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,333
This coming from the guy
who works for the biggest
126
00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:04,424
-Demon Dong Corleone in town.
-I have never seen Amon's...
127
00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,383
I definitely do not know
the size of the...
128
00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,040
Let's go take a look.
129
00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:17,480
Say hello to my little friend!
130
00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,183
-I thought you'd be wider.
-Wynonna Earp.
131
00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,535
The Wynonna Earp.
132
00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:32,843
Doc. I'm so happy
you finally brought her here
133
00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:33,888
to meet me.
134
00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,893
Well, she goes
where she pleases.
135
00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:41,548
Despite my protestations.
136
00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,332
So you must be Amon.
137
00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,334
And in the future,
if you want to hurt me,
138
00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,553
just say please.
139
00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:48,990
You seem nice.
140
00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,602
We need information.
141
00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:55,475
Somebody tried to set
the Earp Homestead ablaze.
142
00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,041
Hmm...
143
00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:59,957
Only a coward would set fire
to a home full of women.
144
00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,742
That's kind of sexist.
145
00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,788
And you can just say
The Clantons.
146
00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,137
I know it was them.
147
00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:09,358
Um, we try not to say
the "C" word around here.
148
00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:11,969
They've always been a scourge.
149
00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:14,755
Ebenezer or McDuck?
150
00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,584
No, love, it's scourge.
Not Scrooge.
151
00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,675
Well, if they're not Scrooge,
then what are they?
152
00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:22,806
Demon, Revenant?
153
00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:27,028
Less and a little more
than all of that.
154
00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,163
Wynonna...
155
00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:35,471
I think it's high time
that you got your magic gun
156
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,733
and fought back.
157
00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,343
Well, that's great advice,
Dorothy Dix-head.
158
00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,476
But I don't know
where Peacemaker is.
159
00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:44,698
But I do.
160
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,488
Yeah, okay, this is gonna
have to go too.
161
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,577
You can take it or donate it
162
00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:57,014
to some sort of...
stripper charity.
163
00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,843
Give me one good reason
164
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:03,194
why I shouldn't pluck
your eyes out like grapes.
165
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,240
And then steal these shades.
166
00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,635
Look at me.
167
00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,114
I am the captain, now.
168
00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,116
By order of BBD.
169
00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,425
I trust you received
the paperwork
170
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:17,861
-handing this office back to me?
-I did.
171
00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:19,471
Good.
172
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,739
-Argh!
173
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,916
One less thing for the movers
to get rid of.
174
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,439
And they'll be here soon.
175
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:33,355
Along with my team
of special agents,
176
00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:34,965
so feel free to leave
at any time.
177
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,097
Thank you.
178
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,841
For God's sakes,
grow some balls, brother,
179
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:44,366
before this entire town gets
pulled out from underneath us.
180
00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,020
Mam told us to stand down.
181
00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,369
You really want
to cross her again?
182
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,980
Aren't you tired of waiting
183
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,634
for someone else
to make our fate?
184
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,202
I've made my fate.
185
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,900
But I'd be lying
if I didn't say, I am tired.
186
00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,729
Waverly, Ms. Haught.
187
00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,383
-We know what you did.
-What's that?
188
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,428
Beat you out for being Sheriff?
189
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,256
Hey! You came!
190
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,910
Of course we came!
191
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:10,740
Hey!
192
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,004
You kinda fell off
the face of the earth on me.
193
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:18,661
Uh... there was a lot
going on.
194
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,184
And I knew
you could handle yourself.
195
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,533
Is that what I did?
196
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,667
We brought you
an office-warming gift!
197
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:25,886
Oh! Wicked!
198
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,975
Wha-- What do I put in it?
199
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,238
-Balls!
-I love balls!
200
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,327
-I know!
201
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,286
Why do you smell like burnt
marshmallow cologne?
202
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:37,767
Is it unisex?
203
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,729
So, one of the benefits
of owning a club
204
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:46,907
is demons generally
can't hold their liquor.
205
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,346
I'm not drinking
that roofie-colada.
206
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,002
Yeah, they're just
a bunch of sad,
207
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,787
lonely, horny,
208
00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,659
sometimes literally horny...
209
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,835
demons, drinking
and running their mouths.
210
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,706
Much the same as you are now.
211
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,316
So I heard...
212
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,754
a few talk about a place...
213
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,321
where cherished but forgotten
items end up.
214
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,542
Peacemaker wasn't forgotten.
215
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,631
She just kinda disappeared
on me.
216
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,286
And why, pray tell,
would you help a demon-hunter
217
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,505
find her demon slaying weapon?
218
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:23,944
Well, because The Clantons
are more powerful than me.
219
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,468
And I don't bottom for anyone.
220
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:28,688
-Not even you.
-Oh!
221
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,385
Isn't he like your boss?
222
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,255
You should call H.R.
223
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,519
There is a catch.
224
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:37,044
The people who have Peacemaker
225
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,699
are going to want an offering.
226
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,745
Gold, frankincense?
Tickets to Lizzo?
227
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,706
Once you have what they need,
they'll find you.
228
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,708
And if this turns out to be
a wild goose chase,
229
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,319
-we're gonna come
back here and--
-Kill the shit out of you.
230
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,320
What she said.
231
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,631
Fucking Clantons.
232
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:01,938
These are the last
of the BBD files
233
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,374
we had stashed at the Homestead.
234
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,812
Nice. Uh, just put them
by the cabinets. Thanks.
235
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,510
-There.
236
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,164
That should keep out
Blah and Order for a while.
237
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,819
-Get over here, Nerd-Burger!
238
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,082
Hey!
239
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,260
You are a welcome sight
for these sore eyes.
240
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,174
Doc.
241
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,351
Oh, it feels so good
to be home.
242
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,569
And in your arms.
243
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,313
Alright. So, g--
Boners, listen up...
244
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,535
Turns out The Clantons
are more than meets the eyes.
245
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,885
Amon wouldn't say exactly what,
but he's scared of them.
246
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:36,625
And...
247
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,193
He knows where Peacemaker is.
248
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,282
-A demon wants to help you
249
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,675
find Peacemaker?
-We do not know how accurate
250
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,069
this intelligence is.
251
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,028
So where is it? Spill!
252
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,552
: Okay, well,
I don't know, but...
253
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,778
Yo! Extreme Makeover:
Homo Edition,
254
00:12:58,821 --> 00:12:59,648
kill the drill.
255
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:01,955
Sorry.
256
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,913
You know me and power tools.
257
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,350
It is risky, to put our faith
in a demon
258
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,135
with questionable morals.
259
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,572
I don't know, worked for me
in the past.
260
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,226
I mean, what choice
do we have?
261
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,836
All my BBD weapons failed you.
262
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,578
Uh, yeah. We scoured
the GRT for Peacemaker
263
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,362
and... Yahtzee.
264
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,495
We really need to teach you
how to play that game properly.
265
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,714
-Mm-hmm.
-So then we agree.
266
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,847
-Even though Amon is a sexy...
-Ahem!
267
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,502
Sketchy... demon douche,
268
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,808
I have to trust him.
269
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,814
The team appears
to be unanimous.
270
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,598
Yeah. Speaking of the team,
has anyone seen Rachel
271
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,773
since this morning?
272
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,348
At the Rec Center.
273
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,872
So lame. Barf emoji.
274
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,396
Home for dinner... maybe.
275
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,239
Huh. Who knew the Ghost
River Triangle had a museum.
276
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,675
Literally everyone?
277
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,897
They shouldn't let
mean girls in here.
278
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,247
This should be a sacred space
for geeks.
279
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,902
-Like Comic-Con.
-Special Collections.
280
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,773
A woman scorned.
281
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,645
She doesn't even go here!
282
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,954
Now you mu-see-um,
now you don't.
283
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,743
Wrong turn, MapQuest.
284
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,614
: ...working as a stunt
consultant on the film set...
285
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:37,877
Is this the guy
from Big Lebowski?
286
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,183
I've been called many things,
287
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:44,666
Hero, lawman,
murderer.
288
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:48,409
But destiny is that
which we are drawn towards.
289
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,803
And fate...
is that which we run into.
290
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,329
So you tell me
if I had a choice.
291
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,287
No, Wynonna.
292
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,768
That is your great,
great-grandfather.
293
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,464
Wyatt Earp.
294
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,863
-Hello.
295
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,126
Whoa! Okay, uh, sorry.
296
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,911
Did not mean to pull
a Wynonna on you.
297
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,348
Why is Cleo's couch
still here?
298
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,351
-Um, well, you know...
-We...
299
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,875
we asked the movers,
um, to put it back...
300
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,747
So we could all have
a place to hang out.
301
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,662
Oh. Okay, yeah. "Hang out".
302
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,926
Is that what the queer lady
kids are calling it these days?
303
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:27,970
Look. Binders!
304
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,235
These are the archives
that BBD had
305
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,281
on the Old West Families
of the GRT.
306
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,847
-Oh, cool!
-There must be something
307
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,414
in here that can help us
figure out
308
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,634
-what The Clantons are.
-Yeah and how to take them down
309
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,375
in case Wynonna
can't find Peacemaker.
310
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,898
She's gonna find Peacemaker.
311
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,595
I couldn't.
312
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,989
Yeah, well,
you're not the Earp heir.
313
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,556
Would you have called
more often if I was?
314
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,473
On my phone
that was being monitored?
315
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,173
Jeremy, where is Robin?
316
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,308
Look, all that matters
is he's safe.
317
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,528
-We should get to work.
-Okay. You're being super
318
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,139
-cagey about this.
-Yeah, Nicole,
319
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,967
because a lot of stuff
happened while they...
320
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,100
While you were in the Garden.
321
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,841
And everyone
that was left behind, we just...
322
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,064
We all did
what we had to do to survive.
323
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,240
Okay?
324
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,073
Shit, I'm sorry.
325
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,858
I think I'm allergic
to leopard print, or...
326
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,087
What is happening to me?
327
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,010
I can't wait anymore.
328
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,144
It's been over a year.
329
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,627
Can you help?
330
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,324
I would very much like to,
331
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,892
but the price is steep.
332
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,198
I will do...
333
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:08,157
I will do, I will do anything
to get her back.
334
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:09,941
Please.
335
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,727
Even this?
336
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,087
If you'll save them
from the Garden.
337
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,660
-No....
338
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,488
No, I couldn't
have promised that.
339
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:38,840
Nicole, what's wrong?
340
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,323
Hey. Hey.
341
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,673
Waverly,
it's all coming back to me.
342
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,372
I... I did something terrible
when you were in the Garden.
343
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,244
What?
344
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,420
I-I...
345
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,204
Sweetie, it's okay.
346
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,424
Just spit it out.
347
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,170
-: Oh, my God.
348
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,736
You ate a billion frogs.
349
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:13,353
In 1878, I was at a card table
in Texas,
350
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:16,138
and a man drew a pistol
at my back.
351
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,923
I heard the shot, and I smelled the gun powder.
352
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:23,493
My would-be executioner
behind me fell.
353
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:27,671
Shot to death
by a dentist, of all things.
354
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:31,327
John Henry Holliday
saved my life.
355
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,940
I knew then,
I was bound to him.
356
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:36,941
Forever.
357
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,334
Who was the shooter?
358
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,989
It never occurred to me
to inquire.
359
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,904
Any man that would shoot
another man in the back
360
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:46,212
does not deserve
to be known, or remembered.
361
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,652
You miss it, don't you?
362
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,959
The rules were simpler then.
363
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,832
Like "don't try
to steal our baby"?
364
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:00,487
Rosita.
365
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,836
If Revenants
were still around,
366
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,185
she'd be my first
appointment back
367
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,100
when I got Peacemaker.
368
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,756
: Let's talk about
the O.K. Corral.
369
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,150
: I have resisted
in the past...
370
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,934
: It made you famous.
371
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,327
That is true.
372
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,765
But I knew there'd never
be peace in Tombstone,
373
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,985
or anywhere else with those
vermin Clantons around.
374
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,685
To tell the truth, I was glad
when Doc Holliday
375
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:25,990
took the first shot.
376
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,211
What's the point of locking up
backwater scum...
377
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,778
I did not shoot first.
378
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,215
: Sooner or later,
they simply slide
379
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,044
through the bars,
makes everything dirty again.
380
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,570
That man was the most
talented loose cannon
381
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,616
I ever did see.
382
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,836
At the end of our...
time together,
383
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:50,014
I just rolled Doc off whatever
whore he was enjoying
384
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:53,017
on that particular day,
and point him in the direction
385
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:56,934
of someone who needed
to be got clean through.
386
00:19:58,545 --> 00:19:59,763
Geezers get fuzzy.
387
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,069
They remember things
the way they want to.
388
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,462
Not the way they happened.
389
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,377
Yeah, well, I do not have
the luxury of growing old
390
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,248
and forgetting
all the things I have done.
391
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,731
Well, next time
don't make a deal
392
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,863
with a stone witch
and then became a vampire.
393
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,521
What would Wyatt
think of all this?
394
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,220
Do you think
he'd be proud of me?
395
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,571
I am no longer certain
396
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,225
that you
would be proud of him.
397
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,751
Come now. We have a heist
to attend to.
398
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,893
-Ugh...
-You are massacring that onion.
399
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,070
Your hand still hurting?
400
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,290
Yeah, but I guess
I deserve it.
401
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:51,554
-Nobody deserves this.
-Wish you'd tell her that.
402
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,121
-You first.
403
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,259
You're always so goddamn
emotional.
404
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,869
It's from the onion.
405
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,698
My whole life, I obsessed
406
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:08,658
over the happenings
at the O.K. Corral.
407
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,705
Half a minute that wiped out
our entire clan.
408
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:12,706
But now...
409
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,536
finally, I have cause
for celebration.
410
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,236
When I die,
411
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,761
the charm that I possess
will pass to my children.
412
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,198
Now, I have spent many
long nights
413
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:30,463
worrying over which of you
will get the gift.
414
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,379
Made me near sick with dread,
415
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,816
thinking our legacy
would be left
416
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,297
in your bumbling hands.
417
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,169
But then I read
something on Oprah-dot-com,
418
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,651
made me change my tune.
"I will not...
419
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:48,350
give my power over
to the circumstances
420
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,960
of my life."
421
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,048
Mam, what are you saying?
422
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,878
I have set the wheels
in motion
423
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,924
for the end of our enemies.
424
00:21:56,967 --> 00:22:00,362
To the end... of the Earps.
425
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:08,501
So why is it you two
look like you're at a funeral?
426
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,503
If it's all the same to you,
I'd like to know the plan
427
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:11,330
before I celebrate it.
428
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,289
Yeah, um, how exactly
do you plan
429
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,421
on killing the Earps?
430
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,423
Honey, the Earps
and Doc Holliday
431
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:20,469
don't deserve death.
They deserve to be destroyed.
432
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:22,993
By one another.
433
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,826
Damn women's softball league.
434
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,001
I need booze!
435
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,351
You look like you need
an ambulance.
436
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,135
Whatever's wrong with her,
it can't be fixed
437
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,223
with modern medicine.
438
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,311
Have you tried chicken soup
439
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,878
and a One Day At A Time
marathon?
440
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,923
Tequila. I gotta get
the taste of frogs
441
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,751
out of my mouth.
442
00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:44,885
-Did you say frogs?
-Oh boy, did she ever.
443
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,582
Well yeah, apparently
she did something terrible.
444
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:50,064
But every time she tries
to tell us what it is,
she throws up.
445
00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,544
-So we're dealing with what,
446
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,154
some kind of hex?
447
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,548
With all the new creatures
in town, it could be anything.
448
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,158
A warlock? An incubus?
A SpongeBob?
449
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,421
Aww. You did research!
450
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:00,640
-Sort of.
451
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,424
We tried guessing for her too.
452
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,470
But every time we do,
it's Big-Vom-Dot-Com.
453
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:05,819
-Oh...
454
00:23:05,862 --> 00:23:07,429
I don't...
455
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,692
No, you just shut
your frog hole.
456
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:15,437
No! Not on the froggies.
457
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:16,786
What? It's not their fault.
458
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,529
-Sweetie...
-I need a pen!
459
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:24,403
If I can't tell you guys,
maybe, I can...
460
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,666
-Okay, okay, okay...
461
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,276
You were cursed by...
462
00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:31,453
Sperm?
463
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,237
-What?
-No. I think they're tadpoles.
464
00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,848
That makes
much more sense. Yup.
465
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,066
I was trying to write words!
466
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,068
Look, it seems to me the thing
to do here
467
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:39,243
is to forget about the cause.
468
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,246
-We need to focus on a cure.
-Okay.
469
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,074
What--
470
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,340
-Oh, my God.
-Indeed.
471
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:50,864
You're sure this is it?
472
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:54,171
Only someone truly evil
would value this abomination.
473
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,130
It's called "A Woman Scorned".
474
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,653
You know who got scorned?
475
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,481
The doink who paid actual money
for this wank of art.
476
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:02,876
So, um...
477
00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,573
Should I slip into my Catsuit
478
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:06,532
and slink through
the security lasers?
479
00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:09,186
As much as I would love
to see that...
480
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,623
we have already dawdled
too long.
481
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,755
Right. So we shoot out
the cameras,
482
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,931
knock out the elderly volunteer
behind the desk,
483
00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:17,717
-and hop a train to Mexico.
-Or...
484
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,633
Still hot.
485
00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:22,635
You can't just like,
take stuff.
486
00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:25,289
Wise words from a leader
of tomorrow.
487
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,335
Get bent, Regina Bored!
488
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,208
Now what?
489
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:33,297
Amon said once
we procured the painting,
490
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:34,864
the collectors would appear.
491
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:37,737
That's a big ass tramp stamp.
492
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,611
It's a Celtic Sisters Knot.
493
00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:45,135
It symbolizes sisterhood
and the strong, eternal bond
494
00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:46,615
that women share.
495
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:49,313
I once made the acquaintance
of some sorority sisters
496
00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,880
from Wesleyan.
497
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,361
They did in fact have tattoos
of that symbol on their--
498
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,145
Great story.
499
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:57,539
-Ahh!
500
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,851
What in tarnation?
501
00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:09,420
Wynonna?!
502
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:15,035
What the... hell-o?!
503
00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:17,907
Welcome to the Sanctuary
of the Scorned Woman.
504
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,648
Oh damn.
505
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:21,955
J.C. ghost you on Bumble?
506
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,131
These are dangerous
and uncertain times,
507
00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:26,481
-Wynonna Earp.
-Oh great, you've heard of me.
508
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,265
Wait. Is that great?
509
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,572
This sanctuary is a place
of cleansing
510
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,922
for women who have lost
their way.
511
00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:35,490
Women like you.
512
00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:37,927
: Says who,
Mother Inferior?
513
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:40,930
I'm exactly where I want to be.
514
00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:42,628
I see I've struck a chord.
515
00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:45,805
Yeah. You struck
the whole damn choir, Whoopi.
516
00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:47,720
You misunderstand me.
517
00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,113
I'm releasing these women
from the judgments
518
00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:52,202
they've placed on themselves.
519
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:53,726
I could do the same for you.
520
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:57,251
: I'm not really
a habit kind of gal.
521
00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,862
Unless those habits include,
uh, you know,
522
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,560
cheap whiskey and broody men.
523
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:04,824
I'm just here because you have
something that belongs to me.
524
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:07,000
And... vicey-versey.
525
00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:15,182
Purga te, mulier,
526
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:17,227
et liberi eritis.
527
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:21,405
Hey, you break it,
you bought it.
528
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:22,450
Holy shit.
529
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:24,495
I don't want the painting.
530
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:28,195
I want the woman
in the painting.
531
00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:32,025
And I want my sword-gun back.
532
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,200
Then take it.
533
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,117
Peacemaker, where you at,
Mama?
534
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,208
It's me, old girl.
It's Wynonna.
535
00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:44,646
Peacemaker, come!
536
00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:47,083
Perhaps the weapon
is rejecting you
537
00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,520
because its duty to you
is complete.
538
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:52,654
Now you listen to me, godda--
539
00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:55,744
Gosh doink-it!
540
00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:59,052
The curse may be broken,
but they still need me.
541
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:02,055
Alright, everybody still
needs me to keep them safe.
542
00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:04,448
So this thing between you and I
543
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:07,713
ain't over until
I say it's over!
544
00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:12,674
Perhaps it's time for you
to choose a life of peace.
545
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:13,544
How?
546
00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:16,635
When the monsters keep coming
and coming,
547
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,638
how am I supposed to live
a normal life?
548
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,946
And why the fuck
would I want to?
549
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:29,691
Just once, I'd like someone
to come in with flowers.
550
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,652
Was the painting simply
a ruse to get Wynonna gone?
551
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,958
Uh, best you refrain
from saying something
552
00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,568
we'll both regret.
553
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,181
I don't know
where Wynonna went,
554
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,705
but if it was a trap
it wasn't set by me.
555
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,576
Because, I don't pick sides.
556
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:48,362
I'm in it for myself.
Does that sound familiar?
557
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:50,799
-You would do well...
558
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:53,802
...not to compare yourself
to me.
559
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:55,412
Oh, come on, Doc.
560
00:27:55,456 --> 00:27:58,502
It's a compliment.
It's how we've both managed
561
00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:00,766
to survive for centuries.
562
00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,463
I am no cockroach.
563
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:05,205
No. But you're still alive.
564
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:09,731
Noble men do not have
the luxury of being neutral
565
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:10,689
in times of war.
566
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,701
We have not been
formally introduced.
567
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:27,009
I know who you are,
you know who I am.
568
00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:28,402
So what do you actually want?
569
00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:30,839
There are more traditional
spots for a man like you
570
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,058
to wet his whistle.
571
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,755
I'm not a traditionalist.
572
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,759
I just wanted a beer.
573
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,153
You are a bold sort,
574
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:42,459
I will give you that.
The whole Clanton lot.
575
00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:44,679
You keep my family's name
out of your mouth, you hear?
576
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,116
You would be dead
before you drew.
577
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,122
This whole "Fastest Gunslinger
in the West"?
578
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,341
Is that something
to be proud of?
579
00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,300
Shooting people who don't
have a chance to fight back?
580
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,522
Some people deserve
to be shot.
581
00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:02,479
And who decides that?
582
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,787
Because the history books
say one thing,
583
00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,093
my family says another.
584
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,841
So you tell me...
585
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,932
Do you deserve a bullet?
586
00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:23,239
Or do I?
587
00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:32,074
Maybe... I let fate decide?
588
00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:37,036
Whatever side we fight on,
589
00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:41,040
the blood we shed
to win the war
590
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,171
will damn us all.
591
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,351
It's not a war, Holliday.
592
00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:51,746
It's just a town.
593
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,748
Filled with women who would
have us both
594
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,836
fight to the death.
595
00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,679
-Hey.
-I'm sorry, Waverly.
596
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:14,116
No. Don't apologize.
597
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,944
I like taking care of you.
598
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:19,818
I'd be happy do it
for the rest of our lives.
599
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:24,431
Yeah. I guess we gotta
talk about the engagement...
600
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:26,781
Yeah.
601
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,220
But it's hard to make it
a priority,
602
00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:33,657
when, you know, you're voiding
amphibians.
603
00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:35,790
No, it's not that, Waverly.
604
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,227
It's that I--
605
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,664
You did something terrible.
606
00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:43,667
Right? But you being you,
how terrible could it be?
607
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:46,975
Okay, guys.
608
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:49,282
I have dug up three
possible cures.
609
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:53,242
Option number one:
610
00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:55,505
a spell-reflecting ceremony.
611
00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:57,464
Worst case scenario,
we do it wrong,
612
00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,248
and you turn into a demon dog.
613
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,859
Ugh, pass.
614
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:01,990
I'm a cat person.
615
00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:03,905
Yeah, me too. Okay...
616
00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:06,168
Option number two:
617
00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:08,910
an exorcism where we drown you
in salted holy water.
618
00:31:08,954 --> 00:31:10,912
-Drown me?
-You caught that part, huh?
619
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:13,088
Yeah. We are not
drowning my girlfriend.
620
00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:14,916
Okay, fine.
621
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,875
Option number three:
622
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,311
we brew an antidote soup
623
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,530
made out of fennel,
jasmine, and nettles.
624
00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:22,315
-That sounds okay.
-Worst case scenario?
625
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,273
If we don't get the correct
ratio of ingredients,
626
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:26,493
uh, your intestines
might turn into snakes.
627
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:30,758
These really
were the only choices.
628
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:34,022
Okay, so, uh... let's do um...
629
00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:37,330
...snake-gut soup?
630
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:40,855
-Yeah.
-Plus with Purgatory's best,
631
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,640
brightest, most beautiful
brains on the case,
632
00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:45,033
I mean, I'm gonna be cured
in no--
633
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,297
Okay...
634
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:49,951
-What in unholy hell
635
00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:50,996
have you been eating?
636
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:53,259
I got it.
637
00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,352
It's like she puked
the Dagobah System.
638
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,653
I come bearing apology beer.
639
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,439
Waverly told me everything.
640
00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:47,487
I'm really sorry
about Spewapalooza.
641
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,097
Obviously the Clantons
came after me,
642
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,186
and you got caught
in the frog fire.
643
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,624
-It wasn't you, Wynonna.
644
00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,278
I wouldn't blame you
for not wanting
645
00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:57,584
to join this family, honestly.
646
00:32:57,627 --> 00:33:00,456
First it's Revenants,
then frogs,
647
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,850
next it'll be fiery hail
and locusts.
648
00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:04,983
Well, it would take a lot more
649
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,723
than some Egyptian plagues
650
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:08,943
to keep me from wanting
to marry your sister.
651
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,249
Then what are you two
waiting for?
652
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,034
I'm scared Waverly
won't want to
653
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,383
when she finds out what I did.
654
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,298
Pfft. I wanna ask
what that is,
655
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:17,430
but I just
de-honked my boots.
656
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,521
Well, here's what I know
you didn't do...
657
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,003
You didn't give up on us
when we were in the Garden.
658
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,614
And a year and a half,
that's a long time
659
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:28,832
to keep the faith.
660
00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:31,574
Thing is, I did give up.
661
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:33,968
Not at first.
662
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,928
At first, I believed
that Waverly, and you,
663
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,192
and Doc were gonna
get home safe.
664
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:44,022
Then 18 months went by,
and so I woke up one day and...
665
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:49,766
Nicole. Did you do
something to get us home?
666
00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:51,768
-Never mind, I didn't ask,
667
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,553
I didn't ask.
La-la-la-la.
668
00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:55,033
Oh, God.
669
00:33:58,384 --> 00:33:59,515
Do you wanna hear
my sob story?
670
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,343
Un-huh, I do, really.
671
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:04,825
Peacemaker actively
rejected me today.
672
00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,046
You want me to frog-barf
on her?
673
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:09,656
Yes.
674
00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:14,617
I did manage to get my hands
on this stupid thing.
675
00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,619
Finding this scorned woman
is the only shot I have
676
00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:18,186
at getting my gun back.
But this...
677
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:21,320
This could be anywhere, so...
678
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,800
Oh, well, that's Steve Gulch.
679
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,239
-Who now?
-I once had to rescue
680
00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,675
these two guys named Steve,
681
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,633
they fell there while
they were bouldering,
682
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,853
and got stuck. Naked.
683
00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,552
There are no good men left.
684
00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:37,945
Mm, definitely
no good Steves.
685
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:52,002
-Jesus, Haught, should I--
686
00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:53,134
No, no, I'm good.
687
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:55,223
I'm good, I just...
688
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,399
I'm gonna just go check
on that cure.
689
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,101
-Are you alright?
690
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,190
Better than Nicole.
691
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:10,108
We're almost done.
692
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,066
We just have to let it simmer
for an hour and then...
693
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:14,373
Babe?
694
00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,071
-No!
-What are you doing?!
695
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,768
-Oh, my God!
-I'm so sorry...
696
00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:20,901
Oh! Quick.
Help me save some!
697
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,121
-Yeah, okay.
698
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:30,215
You are certain
the gun was there?
699
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,869
Yeah. I could feel it.
I just couldn't make it come.
700
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,220
That's what she said.
701
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,789
I guess it makes sense,
I'm not...
702
00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:44,707
...the heir anymore,
now that the curse is broken.
703
00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:47,971
Or much of anything.
704
00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,671
You are everything.
705
00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:55,457
Wait, what did you mean,
at the museum,
706
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:56,893
that I might not be proud
of Wyatt?
707
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,898
We were immortalized as heroes
708
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:04,858
for murdering
a family of ne'er-do wells.
709
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,688
The Clantons were dickheads.
710
00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:10,255
They took whatever they wanted,
they murdered people,
711
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:13,083
-stole their land.
-It was the Old West.
712
00:36:13,127 --> 00:36:14,650
The only difference
between them and us
713
00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:17,175
were the stars
pinned to our chests.
714
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,568
I have often been left
to ponder, Wynonna...
715
00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:22,397
whether or not this legacy
of bloodshed
716
00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,791
will be the ruin
of everyone we love.
717
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:27,010
Perhaps, we should take our cue
718
00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:29,230
from an ironically
named Buntline.
719
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,452
Could be we should aspire to...
720
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:34,322
make peace.
721
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:38,326
Oh, my God. Did everyone
take Gandhi pills this morning?
722
00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:45,203
What up, Kermit?
723
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,556
What the hell, Bog Breath?!
724
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,558
Ahh! Son of a--
725
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:54,037
Jesus. Squeeze harder!
726
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,649
Why are you fighting Nicole?!
727
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,259
-: She started it!
-What?
728
00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,913
-Look away, baby girl.
-Why?
729
00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:01,001
'Cause gingers are bleeders.
730
00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,657
-Wynonna!
-Well...
731
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:05,440
Babe.
732
00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:09,792
-Come on.
733
00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:14,493
Oh no. No, no, no.
734
00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:15,537
What the hell was that?
735
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:18,627
The darkest of magics.
736
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,282
Well, that's it.
737
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:23,893
Hide your kids, hide your wives!
738
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:26,635
Because we are storming
the fucking castle.
739
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:29,334
And by castle, I mean ranch!
740
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:32,075
And by storming, I mean
we are putting the "kill"
741
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:33,642
back in Kill-lanton--
742
00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:35,949
Can you not do that right now
during my rousing speech?
743
00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,907
I even just dropped an F bomb.
744
00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:38,995
Those are my clothes.
745
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:42,869
The ones you were wearing
last night before bed.
746
00:37:42,912 --> 00:37:44,914
They smell of gasoline.
747
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,707
I started the Homestead fire.
748
00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:57,797
Let's go.
749
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,712
Wynonna.
You need Peacemaker.
750
00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:01,061
We don't have time, Nicole.
751
00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,628
Look what they did to you.
752
00:38:02,671 --> 00:38:04,238
Look what they tried
to make you do to us!
753
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,587
Those creatures they have...
754
00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:08,373
Without Peacemaker,
this is a suicide mission.
755
00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:12,812
-I agree.
-Of course you do.
756
00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:16,337
Look. Don't jump to Plan Z
757
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:18,208
before we've even tried Plan A.
758
00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:20,167
-Which is what, exactly?
-We have to find the woman
759
00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:23,344
in the painting,
and bring her to the sanctuary.
760
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:24,737
Yeah. And then,
761
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,478
if Peacemaker
doesn't show itself...
762
00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:29,655
Then we take on the Clantons,
763
00:38:29,698 --> 00:38:32,266
and their monsters, together.
764
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,097
Fine. You go find some rope,
765
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,751
'cause you're gonna
tie up your girlfriend.
766
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:40,927
-Won't be the first time.
-Okay.
767
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,624
We need mount up
for the gulch.
768
00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:45,975
Are you okay with this?
769
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:48,500
Well, I don't want you
to kamikaze yourself for me.
770
00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:52,591
Let's go.
771
00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:00,076
There is not much left.
772
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,904
All of it
went down the sink.
773
00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:02,775
Make it tighter.
774
00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,604
Waverly, it has to be tighter!
775
00:39:05,647 --> 00:39:07,214
Well, I don't want
to hurt you.
776
00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:08,955
Maybe just go get
the handcuffs from upstairs.
777
00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:11,218
-Okay. Good idea.
778
00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:19,574
No. No,
I'm not gonna do it!
779
00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:47,776
Hello?
780
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:51,693
-Hey.
-Hey.
781
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:53,869
-They're here.
-Oh. Better let me.
782
00:39:53,913 --> 00:39:55,480
-I'm the pro.
-Sure.
783
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:56,742
At least, I used to be.
784
00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:05,403
I just need you
to know one thing.
785
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,709
-Okay.
-I love you, Waverly Earp.
786
00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:10,930
And no matter what happens,
those are the truest words
787
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:12,627
-I'll ever speak.
-Baby.
788
00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:16,109
What the hell?
789
00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,807
What the hell?
790
00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:20,679
Nicole. Nicole!
791
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,724
-Jeremy, do something!
-I am!
792
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:23,899
But you're not gonna like it!
793
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:25,988
Wait, wait.
You're sure about this?
794
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:27,294
You know we don't have
another choice.
795
00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:29,557
No, no, no, no.
796
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,298
-Yeah...
-No, no!
797
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:36,042
Argh, I'm gonna kill you!
798
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,828
I gotta talk
to that softball league.
799
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,439
Nedley...
800
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:44,485
Okay, hey, before you say
anything, I am so, so sorry
801
00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,531
that I spent the last year
and a half trying to kill you.
802
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,794
Well, to be fair,
I was a puffball monster.
803
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,230
And I did eat several
people's pets.
804
00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,710
I should've known it was you.
805
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,276
And I shouldn't have given up.
806
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,061
Because that's what I did.
I gave up.
807
00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:58,107
-Nicole...
-Time and time again,
808
00:40:58,151 --> 00:41:00,588
you have been there for me.
And I let you down.
809
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:02,677
I let everyone down.
But today,
810
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:05,071
-I'm going to change that.
-You need my help.
811
00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:07,203
-It's a big ask.
-Whatever you need.
812
00:41:07,247 --> 00:41:08,378
I need you to kill me.
813
00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:15,603
: You know,
I don't care how many Steves
814
00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:17,605
fell down here,
it's still a dumb name.
815
00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:19,955
Well, finally something
we do agree on.
816
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:22,915
Don't get testy with me.
817
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,134
You're the famous gunslinger
who's turned into Jane Fonda
818
00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:26,353
all of a sudden.
819
00:41:26,396 --> 00:41:29,051
Well, her work-outs
are sublime.
820
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,186
Being the Earp heir
is the only job
821
00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,840
I've ever had
that I was good at,
822
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:37,669
besides strip club DJ.
823
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:39,497
Just because you're rejecting
your legacy,
824
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,324
doesn't mean
I have to reject mine.
825
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,065
A fine pair we are.
Blood on our hands,
826
00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:45,154
and both too stubborn
to wash them off.
827
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:51,334
It appears we have found
our Woman Scorned.
828
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:53,989
Oy, lady!
You're coming with us!
829
00:41:57,732 --> 00:41:59,081
: Rosita?!
830
00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:05,392
: No!
831
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:06,959
Her survival instinct's
kicking in!
832
00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:26,587
: Jeremy!
833
00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:35,117
Hey. I know how this looks,
834
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:37,337
but I'm asking you
to trust us.
58602
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
