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Looking at this picture,
I know you might be thinkin':
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"Sure looks like a lonely place to be,
way up there".
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If indeed you were, I'd have to disagree.
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Truth is, when you stop to ponder it,
there's really no such thing as a lonely place,
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just lonely people. That's what I believe.
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You can be lonely any place:
up on a rooftop, at a big family shindig,
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in a football stadium,
with 60, 000 other humans all around,
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or even in a small town,
like Shelbyville, Indiana.
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Now, I'm not sayin'
there's anything wrong with it.
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In fact, loneliness is what ensures
the propagation of our species.
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I think that's why most people get married.
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Because they're lonely,
horny or out of money.
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But mostly cos they're just damn lonely.
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Of course, that is one hell
of a milk-toast reason
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to link up with one person
for the rest of your existence.
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But people do it every day.
They give in to their loneliness.
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And the next thing they know,
they're trapped.
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Perhaps I'm being too picky.
I talked to this counsellor once.
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He told me that the fact
I was raised in an orphanage
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has rendered me afraid of abandonment,
and therefore fearful of commitment.
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Now, you can tell by my tone,
I don't think much of his opinion.
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I'm ready to commit, just as soon as I find
that one woman I can't live without.
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That one woman that gives
me goose bumps all over.
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I simply refuse to settle for anything less,
like most people seem to do.
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Like my boss, Larry.
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Be a sport, will ya?
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I missed Ruthie's birthday dinner last night
and she's makin' my life hell in a handbasket.
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I know she'll go easier on me if you're there.
Come on now, Gilly. Do me this.
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- Bring her a puppy, Larry. She'll love that.
- What the hell is this?
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It's a Russian Pomeranian, Larry.
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Nah, I don't wanna put
any American dogs outta work.
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Come on now, Gilly.
Be a friend. Come on over.
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- I don't know, Larry. Last time I...
- Thanks, buddy.
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A slice of family life and home cookin' will do
your heart good. Bring some wine coolers.
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We'll make it a wingding.
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This is fine cuisine, Mrs P.
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It's takeout, Gilly.
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From Pizza Hut.
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- Larry hates my cooking.
- That's not true, Ruthie. You know I...
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- That's why he never comes home for dinner.
- I'm out there busting my ass.
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If you're busting your ass, how come
it's the size of a goddamn beanbag chair?
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If you put out once in a while, maybe I
wouldn't be seeking carnal pleasure in food.
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All right! Call me old-fashioned,
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but I don't think a child should be made
to picture her parents humping.
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- I don't tell you about my sex life.
- You're not having sex.
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- Are you having sex?
- Cher, tell Daddy you're kidding.
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She's kidding.
She doesn't even have a boyfriend.
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You don't need to have a boyfriend
to be having sex.
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I'm just saying that a boy doesn't have
to be a friend to be nibbling my package.
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- What? Are you...
- I think she's saying she's a whore, Pop.
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- Buddy!
- Pervert! I am not.
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I'm just popular.
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Like Gilly here.
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He doesn't have a girlfriend,
but I'll bet he's having sex.
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Well, occasionally, sure, but...
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Well, ultimately I believe in
waiting till one is married before...
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How come you don't have a girlfriend? Dad
says you're confused about your sexuality.
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- No, I never said that.
- I believe the term he used was "fagnostic".
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- Right. Fagnostic.
- Larry!
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- That's it! Go to your room, you two!
- What? Why?
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She's just repeating what you said.
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You always take her side!
You let her get her ears pierced.
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- You try to stop her!
- I got my ears pierced because I like it, OK?
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And I got these pierced because I hate you!
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Hey, that was you on the Internet!
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I am sick of bein' treated like dirty bath water.
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I chase poodles all day so she can drive
around in a brand-new Saturn. Fully loaded!
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The usual, hon.
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This kinda thing makes a man wanna
bludgeon his family and get drunk.
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That's pretty serious talk, Larry. Maybe you
should speak to a professional about this.
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You mean a hit man?
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No, man. That's the easiest way to get caught.
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- Unless you did it.
- I was talkin' about a shrink, Larry.
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Get real, man. That's for crazy people.
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- Hey, maggots.
- Hey, Stewart.
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What the hell happened to your hair?
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You like it?
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I just got it cut,
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by the most beautiful woman
on the face of God's green earth.
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- Looks pretty weird.
- Yeah, thanks.
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She called it a European cut.
Says it draws attention away from my ears.
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What'd she use? A fuckin' chisel?
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Who the hell cares? I tell you,
she's well worth the price of a hat.
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She's new, over at Mega Kutz.
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I can't trust the opinion of a guy
who scrapes up road kill for a living.
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You can trust me with this one.
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Man, she got the face of an angel.
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Just gives you goose bumps
all over, you know?
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Like it? Who's next?
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- Uh, right here.
- Come here.
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So how do you like it?
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Oh, you know, just...
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Just like it is, only not quite so long.
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So you want it shorter, then?
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Yeah, shorter. I think shorter's the way to go.
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So you cut a lot of hair?
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I guess so. I mean, I've been working here
a month or so, ever since I moved back.
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Oh, so you're not from...
Uh, where are you from?
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Oh, I'm from here. I was livin' in Oregon
for a while. Beaver, Oregon.
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But then I moved back because
I had to help out with my daddy.
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He had stroke number two
and he's paralysed now, so...
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That's a... That's a shame. It truly is.
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Well, it's his own damn fault.
He's so tense all the time.
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It's like he's got fire ants
runnin' through his veins.
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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How's that, um... I'm sorry.
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What did you say your name was?
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Actually, I didn't.
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It's Gilly.
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OK, Gilly. I'm Jo.
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Could you hold that there for me?
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- How's that for length?
- Beautiful.
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So I see you have a cat.
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Well, I had a cat. He ran away two weeks ago
and I haven't heard from him since.
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Oh, he'll be back. You know cats.
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I've had him since he was a pup. I don't know
what I'd do without my little Ringo.
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Ringo? That must be a pretty popular
name for a cat these days.
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It is?
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I work down at the animal shelter and
I just took in a cat yesterday named Ringo.
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Too bad this Ringo's missin' a tail.
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That's my cat!
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- Hey, watch the corner!
- Yeah, yeah. She said put him in ER 4.
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Gilly! Are you OK?
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Were they able to sew it back on?
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No, but they tell me
I'm first in line for an ear donor.
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You lying sack!
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Well, listen. What are you doin' tonight?
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Just healin', mostly.
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Why don't you come over to my house?
I'll cook you dinner and you can bring Ringo.
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Listen, Jo. I don't want you to feel you owe
me dinner just because I found your cat
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and you cut off my ear.
- I do owe you dinner.
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Just say yes, or else I just might
cut off your other ear.
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- OK. Uh... 6.30?
- Yeah, 6.30's great.
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Don't worry. I'm a much better cook
than I am a hairstylist.
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- I just don't know why you're doing this.
- Doin' what?
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Cookin' dinner for this fella.
You oughta be fixin' dinner for Jack.
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The man who wants to marry you, not some
dog- catcher who makes 18 grand a year
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and comes home smellin'
like cat piss every night.
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- Promise me you'll be polite.
- Of course I'll be polite.
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Of course I'll be polite. Gosh!
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Jack called again today.
I talked to him for a long time.
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He asked me why you left him.
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I wish you would tell him, because
I can't make any sense out of it.
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Are you listening to me?
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- Hold on.
- Oh, would you... just put the thing down!
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You listen to me now.
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Good men are few and far between
in this world.
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When you find yourself a keeper -
the way I found your sweet pop out there,
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then you grab ahold of him and you
treat him the way he wants to be treated.
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- Valdine!
- What?
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Valdine.
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Valdine!
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- What is it, gimpy?
- I want a beer, goddammit.
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Now, look. You curb your language or I'll take
this Voc-a- lator 3000 right back to Wal- Mart.
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You hear me? Jeez!
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What in the name of God...
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- I was watchin' that.
- Yeah, I bet you were.
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You've just had a stroke.
Do you want another one?
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- I want you to stay calm.
- Get me a goddamn beer.
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Gilly! Ringo!
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All the dogs at the animal shelter
chipped in for a little going-away present.
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Well, thank them for me, and thank you.
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- Just doin' my job.
- How's your ear?
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It's OK. I got all the pus drained out of it.
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Close the goddamn door.
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You have a robot?
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Daddy, I'd like you to meet Gilly Noble.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr Wingfield.
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He's a little shy around strangers.
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- I'm gonna get Ringo some half-and-half.
- OK.
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So...
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Oh, golf, huh?
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It seems every time I play,
I get Tourette's syndrome.
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You know. Fore!
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Shit, damn, crap.
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Fore! Shit, damn, crap.
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Hey, dork.
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Turn it to Channel 7, dipshit.
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You can say "dipshit" with that thing.
That's neat.
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Come on, have some more. You probably
don't eat this well very often on your salary.
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- Mama, leave him alone.
- Aw, that's OK, Jo.
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I'll find room.
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So, Willy, what do they pay you
down there for gassin' strays?
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No, ma'am, I don't gas them.
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What do you do? Hit 'em with a bat?
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No, I meant I'm not the one
who actually puts them to sleep.
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I, uh... I couldn't do that.
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And as for the pay, it's not much,
but it plays into my long- term career goal.
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- Which is?
- I wanna be a veterinarian.
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You'd be a great vet.
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Doctor Noble.
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Thanks, but it's not gonna be easy.
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Four more years at the junior college
and I'll have my two-year degree.
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And then I'll transfer over to State,
and with a BA in general studies
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I should be able to get into
any vet school in Mexico.
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Sounds foolproof.
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If Gilly says he's gonna be a vet,
then I believe he's gonna be a vet.
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Excuse me a minute.
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Care for a taste of my pie?
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No, thanks. I'm full.
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Suit yourself. I'm gonna have a slice.
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Easy on the corns, Dr Dolittle.
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The Lord,
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our Lord,
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has blessed me with the divine gifts
of tracking, finding and retrieving.
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Come on, Vic.
Just tell me what you have so far.
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I'll tell you what I got.
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Now, I'm about 90 per cent on this.
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But I believe that your birth mother is still
alive and living somewhere in the local area.
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And her name is...
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Suki Yamaguchi.
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That sounds a little...
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Japanese- y to me.
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This detective, Vic Vetter, is lookin'
for my family. But so far, no luck.
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What if you find out you're the son of the guy
who invented shoe polish? You'd be rich.
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I wouldn't care if he just
shined shoes for a living.
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Not havin' a family's left a big,
empty space inside of me.
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- It's really important that I find them.
- You will.
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This is the first time I've ever
been up here with anyone.
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- You don't like it up here, do you?
- No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
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Just being here reminds me of a bad time.
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I was seven and we had to
put our dog Humpy to sleep.
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I still haven't gotten over it.
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- It's ridiculous, I know.
- No, that's not ridiculous at all.
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Every Friday I see animals
being put to sleep here
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00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:43,313
and I wish that I could take 'em
all home with me, but I can't.
227
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:48,735
And every time one of those animals dies,
I feel like a part of me dies too.
228
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:55,284
About a year ago, I wrote this poem
that I recite to all the dogs before they go.
229
00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:02,082
It helps me and...
I like to think it helps them too.
230
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,084
I'd love to hear it.
231
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,753
No, it's not very good.
232
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,006
I don't care.
233
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,382
OK.
234
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,931
O noble creature
235
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:20,058
The time has come
236
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,227
For the two of us to part
237
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,731
And for you to go to a better place
238
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,067
A place deep inside my heart
239
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,197
A place where you'll be free to run
240
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,116
After a car or a bouncing ball
241
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,536
So go, noble creature
242
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,705
Through that doggy door
243
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,709
And fetch a stick that's thrown by God
244
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,587
And wag thy tail for ever more
245
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,008
While a friendly voice repeats:
246
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,220
"Good dog, good dog".
247
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:03,727
So that's it. And after I read it,
248
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:09,858
I usually fire off a one-gun salute
with a pistol we keep here at the shelter.
249
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,571
I know it sounds silly, but...
250
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,785
It doesn't sound silly.
251
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,186
Help.
252
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,730
Very funny.
253
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,844
This is a great day. It was a good idea.
254
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,847
- Shall we have the champagne?
- No.
255
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,768
Let's wait till later.
256
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,978
You know, the day I cut your ear off,
257
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,898
I never dreamed we'd be
spending six months together.
258
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,983
Yeah, that is pretty funny.
259
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:19,738
I've had such a good time with you,
just hanging out, having fun.
260
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:22,032
No strings attached.
261
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,993
Most guys are so possessive.
262
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:28,747
You know, they talk about marriage
before the first year is even up.
263
00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:34,002
There was this one schmuck, he actually
went out and he got a plane and a banner.
264
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,091
It was so lame! Talk about pressure.
265
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,897
- I'd love to, Gilly.
- Love to what?
266
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,692
I'd love to marry you.
267
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,444
That's my Uncle Joe's plane up there.
268
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:05,200
Joseph Wingfield is your uncle.
269
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,411
I'm named after him.
270
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:11,206
You know, it probably
should have occurred to me.
271
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:30,225
Boy, you don't quit, do ya?
272
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,108
Oh, that's it. That's the spot.
273
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:42,905
Oh, don't go back there!
We gotta save some for the honeymoon.
274
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,491
What are you sayin', Gilly?
275
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:52,664
Nothin'. I was just...
messin' around with Ringo.
276
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,340
Hey, Jo.
277
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,092
Who's Jack?
278
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:07,846
- What Jack?
- You know.
279
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,767
On-your-ass Jack.
280
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:15,312
Well, he's my ex-boyfriend from Oregon.
281
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,815
I've been meaning to get it removed.
You're not jealous, are you?
282
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:22,569
You're the one with the half-naked
Suzanne Somers over his bed.
283
00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:26,782
Come on. Now don't bad-mouth Suzanne.
284
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,786
She got me through
my awkward teenage years.
285
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:36,750
- Do you mean you beat off to her?
- Not to brag, but... up to five times a day.
286
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:38,919
Wow.
287
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,256
Do you wanna try to break that record?
288
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,430
Hey, it's Gilly. Leave a message.
289
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:55,185
Hey, Noble. It's Vic. I know it's early,
but are you there, buddy?
290
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,814
- Pick up. I got a package in the mail.
- I love you, Jo.
291
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,608
- Surprise! I found your mother.
- I love you, Gilly.
292
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:05,821
I touched all the bases on this one.
I'm 110 per cent sure.
293
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:10,534
Your mother's name is Valdine Wingfield.
294
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,703
Wingfield.
295
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,540
You gotta understand.
296
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:20,002
I had just had little Jo
and we were strapped for cash
297
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:24,047
and then I found out
I was pregnant again - with you!
298
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:29,887
Old R2-D2 couldn't keep it
in his pants back then,
299
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,681
and now he can't even wipe his own ass!
300
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:41,565
I just didn't know how I was gonna feed
everybody and you were such a hungry child!
301
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:44,818
I figured the best thing to do
was to give you away.
302
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:49,281
You know, to somebody who
wouldn't resent you for your burden.
303
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:54,620
I mean, one of you had to go
and Jo was already house-broke.
304
00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:57,247
This can't be happening.
305
00:24:57,331 --> 00:25:00,417
I know how difficult this must be for you.
306
00:25:00,501 --> 00:25:04,213
But think how lucky you are that
you found out before it was too late,
307
00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:08,884
before you got married and
consummated this forbidden relationship.
308
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,186
Sweet Lord! You ponied your sister.
309
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,483
Oh, my God.
310
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:45,003
Hey, maggot. What are you doin' out here?
311
00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:47,381
- Nothin'.
- What you got there?
312
00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:50,843
Well, I'd say Cougar.
What do you think, Wingfield?
313
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,805
It's a coyote, Stewart.
314
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:58,392
There are no cougars in Indiana.
315
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:02,646
Hell, I'm talkin' about the car.
Looks like Cougar tread.
316
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:06,191
- I used to work in a tyre store, you know.
- Yeah?
317
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:10,946
- Well, I used to work at the animal shelter.
- Hey, Gilly, you know I had no choice.
318
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:14,741
Know how it feels when newspapers
call you the boss of a sister-fucker?
319
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:18,620
Whole damn town thinks
I'm runnin' a sister-fuckeria.
320
00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:22,499
Coulda stuck by me, Larry.
It was gonna blow over.
321
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:25,252
Come on, Gilly. Who are you shittin'?
322
00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:30,132
Not that I blame you. I mean, if I had
a sister that looked like that... whoa!
323
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,467
Wham- bam-thank-you-sis!
324
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,220
You're right about that.
325
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:41,393
You know, I'd say, sister or no,
I'd still like to get a crack at her.
326
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:44,521
That is, if she ever comes back.
327
00:26:45,439 --> 00:26:48,525
- Is she still up in Oregon?
- As far as I know.
328
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:52,613
All right, maggots! Chop chop!
329
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:55,991
Dearest Gilly, I'm sorry
I left without saying goodbye.
330
00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:58,869
I just couldn't face you
after all that's happened.
331
00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:04,041
The feelings that once seemed so right
became in an instant so wrong.
332
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:07,628
Though it pains me to say it,
we must never see each other again.
333
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:10,589
And though we must never
forget the love we shared,
334
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:14,843
we must, like noble creatures,
move on to another plane.
335
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,068
Valdine?
336
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,570
- Valdine!
- What? I'm busy.
337
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,240
Put lots of salt on that sandwich.
338
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,659
- You want a lot of salt?
- Yes.
339
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:52,422
- Here you are, honey. Nice and salty.
- Thank you.
340
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,888
Hey, Gilly.
341
00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,141
How was your day at work?
342
00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:07,563
I don't know. It was pretty slow.
Just snakes, mostly.
343
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:13,277
Well, dinner's almost ready.
I made that nice chicken thing you like.
344
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:17,614
- Hey, Dad.
- I thought you were gonna get a haircut.
345
00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:20,701
Now, Walter, hush.
346
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:24,288
- Gilly's been through a lot.
- Includin' his own sister.
347
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,003
I'd better get it.
348
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,634
Hello?
349
00:28:37,718 --> 00:28:40,846
Hi, honey. How are you?
350
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,473
How's Jack?
351
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,811
Good, good.
352
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:50,522
Oh, he's fine.
353
00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,734
He's been through a lot,
but he's hanging in there.
354
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:57,070
I know you miss him. But guess what.
355
00:28:57,154 --> 00:29:01,158
He's regained the use
of both of his arms now.
356
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:05,120
Both of 'em. You know,
they move every which way.
357
00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:07,122
All right.
358
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:09,291
OK, well, what is it?
359
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:14,463
You're getting married?
Oh, Jo-Jo, that is so wonderful!
360
00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:19,510
It's Jo-Jo. She and Jack are getting married!
361
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:22,387
Oh, my God. Isn't that wonderful?
362
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:27,434
Sweetheart, I am really,
really happy for you. I am.
363
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:31,355
OK, sure. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye-bye.
364
00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:33,649
Yes! Yes!
365
00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:37,110
Sweet Jesus!
The Wingfields have arrived!
366
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:42,282
I'm rich, I'm rich, uh-huh.
367
00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:45,118
Talkin' to ya, mama! Oh, yeah! Come on!
368
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,628
- Pervert!
- Gilly, how's your sister?
369
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,136
Jo knew you'd understand why
she couldn't possibly invite you.
370
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:07,015
- I know.
- I think you should be happy for your sister.
371
00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:10,435
Oh, hell. After what you put her through,
372
00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:15,065
it's a wonder she didn't quit the sausage
and become a vaginatarian.
373
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:16,692
Oh, good God.
374
00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:20,237
Gilly, listen. Things are
really looking up for her.
375
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,199
She's got a little beauty parlour up there
and a guy who's crazy about her
376
00:30:24,283 --> 00:30:27,536
and, quite frankly,
a millionaire several times over.
377
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:32,457
Quit babying the boy, Valdine.
He banged his own sister, for Christ's sakes.
378
00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:35,043
What do you want? To give him a medal?
379
00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:39,923
Listen to me. This could be a whole new start
for us all, so I want you to keep your chin up.
380
00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:44,845
Do you know what the Bible says
about fuckin' your own sister?
381
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:47,431
- Don't!
- Hush up, droopy.
382
00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:51,810
He's my baby, my precious gift from God.
383
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:58,400
I'll get it. I baked you some ginger snaps.
They're cooling on the stove.
384
00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:04,156
- What do you want?
- Sorry to bother you, Mrs Wingfield.
385
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:07,743
- My name is Leon Pitofsky.
- Oh, my God.
386
00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:09,828
- Did I come at a bad time?
- No.
387
00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:17,461
It's just... you look remarkably like my dear
husband when he was a much younger man.
388
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:21,507
Well, that stands to reason, ma'am.
389
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,969
Look at this.
390
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:30,766
It's all there. Blood tests,
hospital records, DNA.
391
00:31:30,849 --> 00:31:34,728
Look. Here's your signature,
givin' up your rights to me.
392
00:31:35,604 --> 00:31:37,689
Oh, my Lord.
393
00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:40,150
Then it's true.
394
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:42,069
You are my son.
395
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:44,488
I've finally found you, Mama!
396
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:50,994
Well, if he's your son,
then who the hell's this sack of shit?
397
00:31:54,122 --> 00:31:56,667
I'll tell you who he is. He's a grifter.
398
00:31:56,750 --> 00:32:00,420
He's a shyster that's been freeloading
in this house for a solid year!
399
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,798
- Oh, wait. Mom...
- I knew it!
400
00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:05,551
Get outta my house, you goddamn hippie!
401
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:08,011
Hippie? Whoa, hold on.
402
00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,889
Walter, get that impostor outta here.
403
00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:13,559
- Dad, relax.
- Hey, buddy, you heard my mama.
404
00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:15,727
Now get the hell out.
405
00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,774
Get your hands off my daddy, you bastard!
406
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:25,946
- Walter! He's havin' another stroke.
- Dad, what's the problem?
407
00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:29,741
Call 911. My God! You! You can get the...
408
00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:32,703
Get the police! I'll have this grifter arrested!
409
00:32:33,162 --> 00:32:35,330
- Police.
- Get an ambulance!
410
00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:09,842
Oh, my God.
411
00:34:11,385 --> 00:34:13,470
Oh, shit.
412
00:34:15,931 --> 00:34:17,975
Hey! Mr Magoo!
413
00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:22,062
You knocked my freakin' legs off, daddy.
Were you even lookin' at the road?
414
00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:25,607
I'm sorry. I've never hit anyone before.
415
00:34:25,691 --> 00:34:28,360
Well, I'm glad to be your first.
Hope I was gentle.
416
00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:31,405
Now, be a friend and fetch
my getaway sticks, daddy.
417
00:34:31,530 --> 00:34:36,201
- Your what? What do you...
- My legs, captain, my legs!
418
00:34:36,827 --> 00:34:37,911
Oh, shit.
419
00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:42,124
Less faeces, more fetchin'.
Get over here and get it, boy.
420
00:34:45,836 --> 00:34:50,174
I gotta straighten this damn thing.
It's bent all to hell.
421
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,676
- Watch out, watch out.
- Watch out?
422
00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:56,305
Boy, that is a hell of a thing
for you to say to me.
423
00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:04,146
Well, in all fairness,
you were in the middle of the road.
424
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:08,942
How else was I supposed to flag you down?
I was a desperate man.
425
00:35:09,026 --> 00:35:14,114
Another 20 minutes and them bloodthirsty
mosquitoes woulda sucked me dry.
426
00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:18,243
- How long have you been out here?
- Oh, about two hours.
427
00:35:18,869 --> 00:35:22,456
My airplane ran outta gas.
I had to land in a clearing.
428
00:35:22,539 --> 00:35:26,668
- You're a pilot?
- You're goddamn right I'm a pilot.
429
00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:28,795
My card, right there.
430
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:32,049
- "The Big Dig"?
- That's right.
431
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:37,346
Dig McCaffrey. I make a lotta coin
flyin' those gigs nobody else wants.
432
00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:42,518
Take sportsmen out to the bush, fly banners
over supermarket openings, crop-dustin'.
433
00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:45,020
I'll fly up your ass if the money's right.
434
00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:48,690
Hey, that's pretty good. Do you think
I oughta put that on my card?
435
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:53,153
- So where am I takin' you?
- As close to Beaver as you can get.
436
00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:58,450
And a man as sexy and fertile as me
likes to stay close to the beaver.
437
00:35:58,909 --> 00:36:02,538
- That's a good one!
- That's right where I'm headed.
438
00:36:02,621 --> 00:36:08,043
Say, you look like you're draggin' there,
chief. Why don't you let me drive?
439
00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:10,504
- Oh, no, that's fine.
- I'm wired.
440
00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:14,091
Nothin' like gettin' bounced off a bumper
to put a cat on full tilt.
441
00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:18,011
So, where's your launch pad, Kerouac?
442
00:36:18,095 --> 00:36:22,224
- My what?
- Where you from, baby? Where you from?
443
00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:26,478
- I'm from Indiana.
- You remind me of a fella I knew
444
00:36:26,562 --> 00:36:29,731
down in El Paso durin'
my import-export days.
445
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:32,234
Never been there.
446
00:36:32,317 --> 00:36:34,611
So, who's the skirt?
447
00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:38,407
- How did you know that I was...
- Dig knows many things, baby.
448
00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:42,619
Plus you got that look of a man with
a diamond engagement ring on his pinkie.
449
00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:46,874
Oh, yeah. About a year ago,
she was the love of my life.
450
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,753
Then I found out she was my sister.
451
00:36:51,837 --> 00:36:54,214
Then, about three days ago...
452
00:36:55,716 --> 00:36:57,217
Dig! Dig!
453
00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:07,644
Just a little case of the white-line fever,
that's all, baby!
454
00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:11,732
Dig just needs a little music.
Rock and roll, baby!
455
00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:16,278
I'd like to see somebody fall asleep
to this shit here. Ted Nugent!
456
00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:28,832
Hey, Dig!
457
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:32,169
Are you crazy? I'm wired
like a microwave, baby!
458
00:37:54,691 --> 00:37:57,319
Well, before we depart,
459
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:02,032
I want you to know two things, El Paso.
460
00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:06,119
One: I am one-eighth Chippewa Indian.
461
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:11,667
And when you save the life of a Chippewa,
it must be paid back tenfold.
462
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,711
- I owe you big time.
- That's not necessary, but thank you.
463
00:38:14,795 --> 00:38:18,507
No, no, no. Heap big. Heap big, daddy.
464
00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:22,511
I appreciate everything you done for me. I do.
465
00:38:23,846 --> 00:38:25,931
What was the other thing?
466
00:38:26,849 --> 00:38:29,268
You said you wanted me to know two things.
467
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:32,062
No, I don't think I said that. I was sayin'...
468
00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:34,064
Oh! Oh, yeah.
469
00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:37,901
When you find that sister of yours,
you get outta this town, ASAP.
470
00:38:37,985 --> 00:38:42,781
- Some spooky cats around here.
- What kinda spooky cats?
471
00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:45,075
The kind with money and power.
472
00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:49,079
That sounds like the kinda guy Jo is with.
473
00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:53,917
Well, good luck flippin' that coin, daddy.
I'll see you later, El Paso.
474
00:38:54,001 --> 00:38:56,211
Oh, Dig. Thanks for not suing me.
475
00:38:56,545 --> 00:38:59,548
A pleasure bein' hit by a man of your calibre.
476
00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:07,806
- Beaver Police.
- Yes. My name is Valdine Wingfield.
477
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:11,977
I'm calling from Shelbyville, Indiana.
I'd like to report a sexual predator.
478
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:16,273
His name is Gilbert Noble.
He assaulted his own sister.
479
00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:20,569
He's still very dangerous and he's
on his way to Beaver this very minute.
480
00:39:20,652 --> 00:39:22,738
His own sister, huh?
481
00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:27,326
You know, I didn't know Jo Wingfield
had a brother. Isn't that sweet?
482
00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:31,079
- Do you have a description of the pervert?
- I can do better than that.
483
00:39:31,163 --> 00:39:36,502
I have his mug shot, taken last year when
he was arrested protesting for animal rights.
484
00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,630
Sounds like a bad apple.
485
00:39:40,881 --> 00:39:43,342
That's great. Why don't you fax that over?
486
00:39:43,425 --> 00:39:46,762
Listen. I'd rather this didn't get back to Jo.
487
00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:50,516
She and Jack have so much on their minds,
what with the big wedding.
488
00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:53,060
I'd appreciate you being discreet about this.
489
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:56,813
Absolutely, ma'am. Beaver Police
are known for their discretion.
490
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:13,455
- Comfortable, Mrs Hartunian?
- Yeah.
491
00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:15,749
- How you doin'? How's your family?
- Fine.
492
00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:18,001
Would you like the standard bikini wax?
493
00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:22,339
No. I'm goin' to Hawaii with my husband.
Better landscape the whole yard.
494
00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:30,806
So... do you ever miss cutting hair, Jo?
495
00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:35,477
No, not really. I mean, my heart
wasn't into it, like it is with bikini waxing.
496
00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:39,857
I guess you could say that some people
are cutters and some people are yankers.
497
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,025
I was just born to yank.
498
00:40:42,985 --> 00:40:44,695
Gilly?
499
00:40:45,654 --> 00:40:48,574
Mama, how could you not
have told me he was coming?
500
00:40:48,657 --> 00:40:51,577
I'm sorry, baby. I know I should have.
501
00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:55,789
I just kept praying he'd come
to his senses and get over it.
502
00:40:55,914 --> 00:40:57,958
Poor, crazy guy.
503
00:40:58,292 --> 00:41:00,377
Crazy? What do you mean, crazy?
504
00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:04,006
Oh, Jo.
505
00:41:04,089 --> 00:41:06,341
I hate to tell you this.
506
00:41:06,425 --> 00:41:11,096
Your brother Gilly now has
an imaginary friend. Leon.
507
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:16,101
He's been going all over town and
telling everybody he's not your brother,
508
00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:18,228
but this fellow Leon is.
509
00:41:18,353 --> 00:41:21,732
- Poor Gilly.
- Don't you worry about him.
510
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:26,153
Your mama has enough love and
compassion for that wounded bird.
511
00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:29,072
I guess I should worry
about how to break this to Jack.
512
00:41:29,156 --> 00:41:32,951
You can't tell Jack.
It would break the poor man's heart.
513
00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:50,719
Rich. Hey, Rich, wake up.
514
00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:56,642
Oh. Hi, Jack.
515
00:41:56,767 --> 00:41:59,019
I want you to go on over to the hotel.
516
00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:01,980
Tell Chaney I sent you.
He'll put it on my account.
517
00:42:02,105 --> 00:42:05,025
- I don't wanna take your money.
- I'll tell you somethin'.
518
00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:08,195
I got my business and most
of my money from my father.
519
00:42:08,237 --> 00:42:12,574
- The least I can do is to give something back.
- No, I'll be fine, Jack.
520
00:42:12,658 --> 00:42:17,329
- I just need another ten minutes.
- No, come on. You do as I say, all right?
521
00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:22,543
Go clean yourself up. Come see me in the
morning and we'll talk about gettin' you a job.
522
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:25,128
- Thanks, Jack.
- Hey, gimme that.
523
00:42:26,004 --> 00:42:32,469
Keep marching. I'll have my brother Jimmy
come back and check on you later, all right?
524
00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:36,348
- Hey, Jack.
- Hey, how you doin', Gina?
525
00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:39,518
I'm great, I'm great.
526
00:42:39,685 --> 00:42:44,189
Look, I was wondering if maybe me and you
could go to the diner, grab some coffee.
527
00:42:44,273 --> 00:42:48,152
- You know, like old times.
- Oh, Gina, I'd love to.
528
00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:50,070
- Yeah?
- But, as you know,
529
00:42:50,154 --> 00:42:54,825
I'm engaged to be married this week.
I'd hate to embarrass my bride-to-be.
530
00:42:55,492 --> 00:43:00,831
Yeah, well, actually your bride-to-be
was gonna be the topic of conversation.
531
00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:09,381
I had this picture on my cell wall.
532
00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:13,343
It was my hope for the future.
533
00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:19,349
See, everybody else had pictures
of their wives and their girlfriends.
534
00:43:20,684 --> 00:43:23,937
This was my reason for gettin' out.
535
00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:26,732
You had a picture of a car on your wall?
536
00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:31,528
Damn, Jimmy! Did you beat off to it?
537
00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:34,198
Hell, no!
538
00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:37,534
I spanked it to that baby right there.
539
00:43:38,368 --> 00:43:43,165
This is the only car in the world
that makes me flex my love muscle.
540
00:43:46,418 --> 00:43:50,255
- Jimmy loves you.
- Jimmy, get off the car.
541
00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:52,925
I was just givin' it a full body dust.
542
00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:56,803
- Just try not to spooge on it.
- Spooge on it!
543
00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:59,515
Shut up.
544
00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:05,103
Listen, Jimmy. I got a security problem
I want you to deal with.
545
00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:10,192
His name's Gilbert. Jo's brother.
546
00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:13,403
I didn't know Jo had a brother.
547
00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:17,407
Some families have brothers
they don't like to talk about.
548
00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:22,204
Just make sure he disappears, all right?
549
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:24,873
- Done and done.
- Jimmy...
550
00:44:26,124 --> 00:44:29,086
Feel free to rough him up a little bit.
551
00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,349
Excuse me, sir. Hi.
552
00:44:42,432 --> 00:44:46,061
A friend of mine has a salon here in town.
Her name is Jo Wingfield.
553
00:44:46,144 --> 00:44:49,231
- I don't suppose...
- Yeah. She works at Beaver Cuts.
554
00:44:49,314 --> 00:44:53,360
You just take a left on Main, you go
down about three blocks on the right.
555
00:44:53,443 --> 00:44:57,239
In fact, I just went by there on my lunch break
and I saw Jo in the window.
556
00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:59,533
Great. OK, thanks a bunch.
557
00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:02,536
- Sure. Yeah. Say hi to Jo for me.
- I will, for sure.
558
00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:10,502
Hey, buddy. You know where
a fella gets a beer around here?
559
00:45:10,586 --> 00:45:13,213
I'm sorry. I'm not from around here. I was...
560
00:45:13,297 --> 00:45:15,799
Damn right you ain't from around here!
561
00:45:24,016 --> 00:45:26,101
Come on, Freddy, let's go!
562
00:45:36,487 --> 00:45:38,572
Hey, Jack.
563
00:45:39,031 --> 00:45:43,202
- Somethin' you wanna tell me, Jo?
- Is something bothering you?
564
00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:46,914
I know about...
565
00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,792
about you and... your brother.
566
00:45:52,002 --> 00:45:53,921
Oh, God.
567
00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:56,215
Dammit!
568
00:45:56,715 --> 00:45:59,009
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
569
00:46:01,053 --> 00:46:03,764
I'm the one who should be sorry, Jo.
570
00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:12,022
You poor thing. It's not your fault.
571
00:46:12,606 --> 00:46:16,193
You had no way of knowing
he was your brother.
572
00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:20,155
It's like a Greek tragedy.
I think about it, it breaks my heart.
573
00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:26,495
And how devastating it must have been
for you. For both of you.
574
00:46:27,496 --> 00:46:29,623
God, that poor guy!
575
00:46:29,790 --> 00:46:32,876
- I'm sorry, Jo.
- Oh, Jack!
576
00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:38,006
Senor! Mister!
577
00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:41,301
Can I have your peanuts, porfavor?
578
00:46:41,385 --> 00:46:43,679
Los cacahuates. Andele.
579
00:46:44,263 --> 00:46:47,015
- Sure.
- Gracias.
580
00:46:47,182 --> 00:46:50,060
Please put your seats to the upright position
581
00:46:50,185 --> 00:46:53,897
in preparation for our arrival
in Puerto Vallarta.
582
00:47:03,532 --> 00:47:05,576
# Louie Louie
583
00:47:05,659 --> 00:47:07,661
# Oh, no
584
00:47:07,744 --> 00:47:09,580
# We gotta go
585
00:47:09,621 --> 00:47:11,707
# Ay-ay-ay-ay
586
00:47:14,126 --> 00:47:17,087
I don't get it. Why can't I
stay at Jack's house with you?
587
00:47:17,171 --> 00:47:21,633
You don't get it? What, did your
adoptive mother drop you on your head?
588
00:47:21,758 --> 00:47:23,886
No one can see you till after the wedding.
589
00:47:23,969 --> 00:47:29,099
Until then, your job is to find Gilly Noble
and keep him out of the way.
590
00:47:31,059 --> 00:47:32,561
Bye, Dad.
591
00:47:35,814 --> 00:47:38,525
- Valdine, slow down.
- Shut up, Walter!
592
00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:41,987
- Christ!
- Have fun!
593
00:47:43,530 --> 00:47:45,657
Jack?
594
00:47:45,741 --> 00:47:48,410
- Look at my hard worker.
- Honey, why are you home?
595
00:47:48,494 --> 00:47:53,081
I closed the shop early so I could
get some of the wedding chores done.
596
00:47:53,165 --> 00:47:56,710
Great. Take that cute little
dress off and come on in.
597
00:47:57,503 --> 00:47:59,588
No, I gotta get some things done.
598
00:47:59,671 --> 00:48:04,134
Tell you what. While you're out there, pick
your mom up somethin' nice for her arrival.
599
00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:05,886
That's sweet, Jack.
600
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:08,514
Now scoot before I pull you in here with me.
601
00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:18,398
Take your time, why don't you!
602
00:48:19,691 --> 00:48:21,735
Come here.
603
00:48:24,154 --> 00:48:27,825
Jack! My future son-in-law!
604
00:48:28,659 --> 00:48:33,455
- Look at you.
- Oh, my! It's been a long time.
605
00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:38,293
I'm so excited about the wedding.
606
00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:45,300
- Ouch.
- Sorry.
607
00:48:45,384 --> 00:48:47,094
Watch it, jerk-off!
608
00:48:48,178 --> 00:48:51,640
I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get both of ya.
609
00:48:52,057 --> 00:48:55,310
Sorry, Walter! Oh, man, that musta hurt!
610
00:48:55,477 --> 00:48:56,979
You all right?
611
00:48:57,062 --> 00:49:00,190
I'm gonna kick your ass.
612
00:49:00,816 --> 00:49:03,944
What's that, Walter?
You say you wanna lick my ass?
613
00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,491
Everything's cool, Jack.
We got it under control.
614
00:49:09,575 --> 00:49:12,619
Too bad you got that neck brace on.
You could be movin'.
615
00:49:12,703 --> 00:49:15,247
I'm gonna get ya.
616
00:49:15,330 --> 00:49:18,417
Bring him to the guest room, Jimmy.
Right up the stairs.
617
00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,593
Gracias.
618
00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:03,378
- Uh, hi.
- What's up, buckaroo?
619
00:50:03,462 --> 00:50:07,090
- I have an appointment with Jo Wingfield.
- Jo's not here.
620
00:50:07,174 --> 00:50:10,802
OK. Do you think that
you could give her a note for me?
621
00:50:10,928 --> 00:50:13,013
- I guess so.
- Good.
622
00:50:17,184 --> 00:50:19,269
Can I borrow a pen?
623
00:50:20,145 --> 00:50:22,231
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
624
00:50:24,316 --> 00:50:26,610
Hey. Hey!
625
00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:28,070
You!
626
00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:30,155
You are the sick man!
627
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,200
- Prevert! Prevert!
- No. Wait a minute. No, I...
628
00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:35,494
I'm going to dial 9-11! 9-11!
629
00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,204
I'm calling!
630
00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:42,668
Oh, man.
631
00:50:56,723 --> 00:51:00,060
All units, subject last seen
behind Beaver Cuts.
632
00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:19,329
- You diggin' my system now, ain't ya?
- Hey, Dig.
633
00:51:19,413 --> 00:51:23,375
What? Stand down, Frito Bandito.
Can't you see I'm playin' keno?
634
00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:26,295
- Dig, it's me, Gilly.
- I don't know no goddamn Gilly.
635
00:51:26,378 --> 00:51:27,963
El Paso.
636
00:51:29,339 --> 00:51:33,218
El Paso! Sit on down. You look like
you're all grown up, boy.
637
00:51:33,343 --> 00:51:35,512
This is a disguise, Dig.
638
00:51:35,596 --> 00:51:38,724
Apparently there are people
in this town that don't like me.
639
00:51:40,893 --> 00:51:43,437
I need your help. I gotta find my truck.
640
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,981
Ooh, truck.
641
00:51:46,064 --> 00:51:48,442
- Yeah, trouble.
- What's the problem?
642
00:51:48,567 --> 00:51:53,405
Well, you see, Jack Mitchelson, right?
He had a charity event last night.
643
00:51:53,489 --> 00:51:58,368
A dollar a pop to take a whack at the truck
with a sledgehammer. Shit, a good time.
644
00:51:58,785 --> 00:52:03,123
- People paid to beat the hell outta my truck?
- Set me back ten bucks.
645
00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:06,418
I think I threw out my shoulder
with your quarter panels.
646
00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:08,712
Whacked it once, and again, then it broke.
647
00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:13,509
That son of a bitch! I cannot believe
Jo is gonna marry that Mitchelson creep!
648
00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:15,886
Mitchelson?
649
00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:19,806
- She's marryin' Jack Mitchelson?
- Yes, in two days, Dig.
650
00:52:19,890 --> 00:52:22,643
I gotta find a way to stop it
and I need your help.
651
00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:24,102
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
652
00:52:26,146 --> 00:52:28,524
Slow down, Speedy Gonzales!
653
00:52:28,607 --> 00:52:34,571
You can count Dig outta any plans to jack up
the jig for Jack. He's a good man. Am I right?
654
00:52:34,655 --> 00:52:37,199
- Good friend of mine.
- Yeah, he's the best.
655
00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:40,118
Folks like him round here.
656
00:52:40,202 --> 00:52:44,498
Look. Why don't you just
leave well enough alone, OK?
657
00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:47,501
Let her marry Jack.
658
00:52:47,584 --> 00:52:51,421
Bein' with him is like winnin'
the husband Super Lotto.
659
00:52:51,505 --> 00:52:56,510
Listen. If you really love this girl
as much as you say you do,
660
00:52:56,593 --> 00:52:59,888
just tell her goodbye and good luck.
661
00:53:01,598 --> 00:53:03,934
But I don't know if I can live without her.
662
00:53:08,689 --> 00:53:09,857
- Hello?
- Jo!
663
00:53:09,982 --> 00:53:12,985
- Hey, Zahf. How's it goin' at...
- It was the prevert, Jo!
664
00:53:13,110 --> 00:53:15,112
- What?
- He was here, at the shop!
665
00:53:15,195 --> 00:53:17,614
- When?
- He was dressed like cowboy.
666
00:53:17,698 --> 00:53:19,199
Oh, my God.
667
00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:28,625
Damn bees! Ugh!
668
00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:30,836
Shoo.
669
00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:34,965
- Morning, Mama. Morning, Daddy.
- Morning, Jo.
670
00:53:35,048 --> 00:53:38,927
- Where are you headed off to?
- I just got somethin' I have to do.
671
00:53:39,011 --> 00:53:41,096
Wait, wait. I'll go with you.
672
00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:45,184
- No, it's something I have to do on my own.
- I could go with you, keep you company.
673
00:53:45,267 --> 00:53:48,854
- It's just errands. It'll be boring.
- Not to me, sweetheart.
674
00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:50,522
See you later.
675
00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:54,651
Help!
676
00:53:54,776 --> 00:53:57,070
- Walter!
- Bees!
677
00:53:57,154 --> 00:54:01,074
Oh, my God! Stay absolutely still.
678
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,118
Ouch!
679
00:54:03,243 --> 00:54:05,537
I gotta go get my camera.
680
00:54:05,621 --> 00:54:08,916
God, this is too great for words!
681
00:54:32,022 --> 00:54:35,984
Thanks for pickin' me up.
I've been walkin' for ever.
682
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:41,990
- Jo!
- Gilly, I've been lookin' all over for you.
683
00:54:42,074 --> 00:54:46,703
Mama told me how you've been tellin'
everyone about your imaginary friend, Leon.
684
00:54:46,787 --> 00:54:49,623
- That's what she said?
- You gotta accept the truth.
685
00:54:49,706 --> 00:54:51,917
We can't be together, ever.
686
00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:54,837
I'm glad that you said that because, um...
687
00:55:01,510 --> 00:55:05,013
If you really love this girl
as much as you say you do,
688
00:55:05,097 --> 00:55:08,100
just tell her goodbye and good luck.
689
00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:13,188
You're right.
690
00:55:14,356 --> 00:55:16,900
Then what are you doin' here in Beaver?
691
00:55:20,445 --> 00:55:22,531
I just wanted to...
692
00:55:26,285 --> 00:55:28,787
I just wanted to say goodbye...
693
00:55:31,957 --> 00:55:35,085
and... good luck.
694
00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:51,476
I want you to have a good life, Jo. I really do.
695
00:55:55,147 --> 00:55:59,151
And I promise, after today
I'll never bother you again.
696
00:55:59,234 --> 00:56:01,862
Don't make it sound so sad, Gilly.
697
00:56:03,113 --> 00:56:05,324
We'll still see each other at...
698
00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:08,285
family funerals and stuff.
699
00:56:09,953 --> 00:56:12,039
Goodbye, Jo.
700
00:56:14,124 --> 00:56:15,959
I love you.
701
00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:29,139
I love you too.
702
00:57:12,182 --> 00:57:14,226
Hey!
703
00:57:27,614 --> 00:57:30,617
- Dig! What the...
- Settle down, El Paso.
704
00:57:32,661 --> 00:57:34,580
Here you go, Benjy.
705
00:57:34,663 --> 00:57:38,500
Now remember, you promised
not to smoke those till you're 12.
706
00:57:38,584 --> 00:57:40,836
All right. Right on.
707
00:57:41,962 --> 00:57:47,342
- You wanna tell me what's goin' on?
- He's an evil dude. He is one evil dude.
708
00:57:47,426 --> 00:57:48,468
Who is?
709
00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:50,429
- Mitchelson!
- Jack?
710
00:57:50,512 --> 00:57:53,348
He's the snarliest cat
this town has ever seen, baby.
711
00:57:53,473 --> 00:57:56,059
- But you said he...
- That was just show business.
712
00:57:56,185 --> 00:57:58,312
You gotta toe the line for John Q Public.
713
00:57:58,395 --> 00:58:02,441
This town's got elephant ears, baby.
Damn cryin' shame.
714
00:58:02,524 --> 00:58:05,360
You can't trust anybody any more.
715
00:58:05,444 --> 00:58:09,156
Come on, El Paso. Slide over to my place.
716
00:58:13,952 --> 00:58:17,539
El Paso, you got your work
cut out for you, baby.
717
00:58:17,623 --> 00:58:23,212
Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy.
He's what we call a multimillionaire.
718
00:58:23,295 --> 00:58:27,591
And, in my experience, women like dead
presidents more than broke boyfriends.
719
00:58:27,716 --> 00:58:30,969
No romance without finance, daddy.
720
00:58:31,053 --> 00:58:33,180
Hey, Jo's not like that.
721
00:58:33,263 --> 00:58:35,098
Shit.
722
00:58:35,224 --> 00:58:39,394
Love may be blind, but it can
still smell that money, baby.
723
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,983
Not to mention... there's
a lotta cash in sellin' grass.
724
00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:48,278
- What does that mean?
- Hey, Sherlock.
725
00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:53,742
Jack Mitchelson is the biggest marijuana
grower in the Pacific Northwest.
726
00:58:53,826 --> 00:58:57,496
You are not seein' the forest
for the weed here, man.
727
00:58:57,621 --> 00:59:01,124
This dude's a pot grower,
a reefer salesman, a doobie doctor.
728
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:06,505
That's why Jack keeps Beaver squeaky-clean:
to keep Johnny Law from sniffin' around.
729
00:59:08,549 --> 00:59:12,553
- How does he get away with it?
- Half the town's on the payroll.
730
00:59:12,970 --> 00:59:16,473
The rest... scared to death of that wombat.
731
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:21,645
Man! We've gotta figure out
a way to get Jo outta there.
732
00:59:21,812 --> 00:59:24,189
Amen to that.
733
00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:27,317
What we need, my friend, is a plan.
734
00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:31,238
I'm gonna sit on down here
and study on that for a minute.
735
00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:37,995
- Aw! That's a nice doggy.
- Hell of a watchdog. Nothin' gets by him.
736
00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:42,666
Hello, ladies.
737
00:59:44,126 --> 00:59:46,170
Do you wanna dance?
738
00:59:59,892 --> 01:00:03,228
- Be gentle with him, boys.
- Come on, sweetcheeks.
739
01:00:05,606 --> 01:00:07,733
Wait a minute.
740
01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:12,529
Look, if you're tryin' to scare me,
you've done a terrific job, OK?
741
01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:15,657
Fellas, this is uncalled-for! Come on!
742
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,912
Look, this is unfair.
All's I want is ten minutes with Jo.
743
01:00:19,995 --> 01:00:22,581
Hey, who doesn't?
744
01:00:22,956 --> 01:00:26,084
Come on, Jimmy. Let's get down to business.
745
01:00:31,381 --> 01:00:34,801
That's what you get, you dirty
little pervert! Right on the head!
746
01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:37,137
- How come you hit Streak?
- What?
747
01:00:37,221 --> 01:00:40,224
Maybe you oughta be wearin' your glasses.
748
01:00:40,307 --> 01:00:42,559
Yeah, but they make me look stupid.
749
01:00:44,978 --> 01:00:47,064
Pervert on the run! Go get him, Freddy!
750
01:00:56,031 --> 01:00:58,116
Keep away from me!
751
01:01:01,912 --> 01:01:04,039
You can't stop me from seein' Jo.
752
01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:08,752
I'm gonna marry her, you'll see!
753
01:01:08,836 --> 01:01:11,380
You're sick, man!
754
01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:15,384
- He wants to marry his sister.
- He'd better not come back!
755
01:01:15,467 --> 01:01:20,389
Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree,
fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off!
756
01:01:20,472 --> 01:01:24,184
Show you what we really do
to perverts around here!
757
01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:29,106
- You sicko!
- Keep runnin', boy!
758
01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:36,113
Oh, man!
759
01:01:40,033 --> 01:01:42,286
Hey, Dig!
760
01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:45,289
- Hey, Dig!
- El Paso! Up here!
761
01:01:45,497 --> 01:01:49,668
- Dig, what are you doin' up there?
- What do you mean, what am I doin' up here?
762
01:01:49,751 --> 01:01:53,380
You ever try jumpin' off a roof
with no legs? It stings!
763
01:01:54,840 --> 01:02:00,470
- What do you wanna do about this?
- Don't worry. I got a leg for all seasons.
764
01:02:01,471 --> 01:02:03,932
"Jo. I'm not...
765
01:02:04,725 --> 01:02:07,436
your brother".
766
01:02:09,688 --> 01:02:12,149
"Marry me".
767
01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:15,486
Dig, this is great. Thank you so much.
768
01:02:15,569 --> 01:02:18,614
Finally I'm gonna be able
to set the record straight.
769
01:02:18,697 --> 01:02:23,327
- You sure there are two r's in "marry"?
- Yeah, there's definitely two r's.
770
01:02:23,452 --> 01:02:25,537
Good enough.
771
01:02:27,206 --> 01:02:30,375
Listen, Dig. Are you sure
you can fly with that thing?
772
01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:35,047
I'm Dig McCaffrey, boy!
I could fly a can of Spam like this!
773
01:02:35,172 --> 01:02:38,342
- How'd you lose those legs, anyway?
- Plane crash.
774
01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:41,345
Come on, let's light this firecracker.
775
01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:53,398
- We're all set. You ready?
- All right.
776
01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:06,328
Let's go, Dig.
777
01:03:20,843 --> 01:03:24,596
They can hug all the trees they want.
It's the government I worry about.
778
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,182
Soon it won't let us
wipe our ass without a permit.
779
01:03:27,266 --> 01:03:30,477
Barkeep! Less talk and more vodka.
780
01:03:30,561 --> 01:03:32,646
Yes, ma'am.
781
01:03:33,939 --> 01:03:35,983
Gina?
782
01:03:36,608 --> 01:03:40,362
- Get you a drink while I'm at it?
- Yeah, I'll have a nice, stiff one.
783
01:03:44,741 --> 01:03:47,327
Jack, Jack, Jack.
784
01:03:47,411 --> 01:03:51,039
You are in such good shape.
How do you stay so fit?
785
01:03:53,417 --> 01:03:58,338
El Paso, I got somethin' here
that's gonna get their attention.
786
01:04:06,471 --> 01:04:09,850
That's my man Wagner! That's good, huh?
787
01:04:12,102 --> 01:04:15,731
We'll come in low out of the afternoon sun.
788
01:04:31,872 --> 01:04:35,250
- Check it out, El Paso.
- Hi, Jo!
789
01:04:35,334 --> 01:04:37,377
Check out my banner!
790
01:04:40,797 --> 01:04:42,841
I love you! I've missed you!
791
01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:45,552
- I'm the one, Jo!
- Oh, my God.
792
01:04:46,678 --> 01:04:48,764
The banner! It says it all!
793
01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:53,727
That Jack's no good for you, Jo! I'm the one!
794
01:04:53,811 --> 01:04:56,396
Jo! I love you!
795
01:04:56,522 --> 01:04:58,565
He really is crazy.
796
01:05:05,322 --> 01:05:09,535
I knew that boy was trouble
the minute I laid eyes on him.
797
01:05:12,371 --> 01:05:17,376
Bill, we've got a code nine in progress.
Mobilise all units.
798
01:05:22,506 --> 01:05:25,884
- We done pretty good, huh, Gilly?
- Oh, yeah, Dig.
799
01:05:35,394 --> 01:05:39,064
Holy shit! It's Beaver Five-O!
800
01:05:41,608 --> 01:05:45,779
- What's goin' on, Dig?
- What's goin' on? Start eatin'!
801
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:56,540
Gilbert Noble, please step out of the airplane
with your hands behind your head.
802
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:01,837
Well, ship my ass to big red China!
803
01:06:03,172 --> 01:06:05,340
They want the white boy.
804
01:06:05,424 --> 01:06:08,218
What do they want with me?
I didn't do anything.
805
01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:11,430
I don't know. See you, stranger.
806
01:06:12,890 --> 01:06:15,601
All right, get your hands up!
807
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,688
- What's goin' on here?
- OK, boys, grab him!
808
01:06:20,647 --> 01:06:22,733
Hey, take it easy!
809
01:06:23,442 --> 01:06:25,611
What's goin' on?
810
01:06:25,694 --> 01:06:29,156
- This isn't fair!
- Neither is stalkin' your sister, son.
811
01:06:29,865 --> 01:06:35,078
All right, Bill. Straight to the nuthouse. Jack
Mitchelson has offered to pay for his therapy.
812
01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:40,542
Good morning, gentlemen.
813
01:06:40,626 --> 01:06:45,797
Today we're discussing why it is wrong
to have sex with someone related to you.
814
01:06:45,881 --> 01:06:48,842
My wife was related to me. I had sex with her.
815
01:06:48,926 --> 01:06:51,136
That's not the same thing, Mr Murphy.
816
01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:54,348
Once a week we'd have sex, until she died.
817
01:06:55,349 --> 01:06:57,976
Then it was three or four times a week.
818
01:06:58,060 --> 01:07:01,271
We're quite familiar
with your case, Mr Murphy.
819
01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:06,276
- Can we have pancakes tomorrow?
- We had pancakes yesterday, Mr Campisi.
820
01:07:07,653 --> 01:07:10,906
Today I would like to talk
about how Mr Noble can overcome
821
01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,992
his unnatural compulsions toward his sister.
822
01:07:14,993 --> 01:07:17,329
He could kill her.
823
01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:19,248
Mr Chin...
824
01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,836
Can we have pancakes tomorrow?
825
01:07:57,035 --> 01:07:59,830
Hi. I know you.
826
01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:03,375
From before. You hit me with a lead pipe.
827
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:05,836
I didn't hit you.
828
01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:10,132
- You callin' Jimmy a liar?
- Uh, yeah.
829
01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:15,137
- I don't want any trouble now, OK?
- Hey.
830
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:18,348
You got any naked pictures of your sister?
831
01:08:18,432 --> 01:08:20,726
Of course not.
832
01:08:20,809 --> 01:08:22,895
Wanna buy some?
833
01:08:24,438 --> 01:08:26,690
Ten bucks apiece.
834
01:08:26,773 --> 01:08:30,068
- Where'd you get these?
- Jimmy brung them to me.
835
01:08:30,194 --> 01:08:32,529
You know, to keep me company.
836
01:08:32,613 --> 01:08:34,698
Not bad, huh?
837
01:08:39,203 --> 01:08:41,538
He also brung me these 'ums.
838
01:08:42,498 --> 01:08:44,583
Jo's panties. Used, too.
839
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:46,960
- Gimme those!
- Ten bucks apiece.
840
01:08:47,044 --> 01:08:50,756
No way! These don't belong to you!
That's my future wife!
841
01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:53,926
You owe me a lotta money for them nakeds.
842
01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:58,847
All right, here's ten dollars.
That's all I have. Now leave me alone.
843
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:07,689
Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes!
844
01:09:45,435 --> 01:09:47,229
Gilly!
845
01:09:47,312 --> 01:09:49,565
Gilly!
846
01:09:49,690 --> 01:09:51,608
Oh. Is that you?
847
01:09:55,404 --> 01:09:58,157
Don't worry, buddy. The cavalry's here.
848
01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:08,125
Come on. It's time for you
to make your break.
849
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:10,169
There we go.
850
01:10:10,294 --> 01:10:12,421
Dig, what are you doin' here?
851
01:10:12,504 --> 01:10:16,341
I told ya, a Cherokee always repays his debt.
852
01:10:16,967 --> 01:10:20,846
- I thought you were one-eighth Chippewa.
- Right, and one- eighth Cherokee.
853
01:10:20,929 --> 01:10:22,931
Dig's a complex cat, baby.
854
01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:25,559
Hey, are you the pancake guy?
855
01:10:26,351 --> 01:10:28,937
- What's he doin' here?
- I went to the wrong room.
856
01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:31,732
Come on, let's get you outta here.
857
01:10:36,361 --> 01:10:39,281
How does it feel to be off the rock, baby?
858
01:10:39,364 --> 01:10:42,910
You are out! You are free!
859
01:10:44,036 --> 01:10:46,997
Feels great, Dig! Thanks a lot!
860
01:10:47,789 --> 01:10:50,626
Listen. I woulda sprung ya sooner,
861
01:10:50,709 --> 01:10:55,881
but after I ate all that weed, it took me
two days just to pass the stems!
862
01:11:01,345 --> 01:11:03,514
Leon?
863
01:11:03,597 --> 01:11:06,183
Holy shit! Dig, follow that car!
864
01:11:08,477 --> 01:11:11,063
There he is. Pull over. Pull over!
865
01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:15,651
Ah, yes. The Eager Beaver.
866
01:11:15,734 --> 01:11:21,281
They used to shoot porno pictures there.
Did a screen test once. Never heard anything.
867
01:11:21,406 --> 01:11:25,536
That is Leon. That's him, Dig.
That's Jo's real brother.
868
01:11:25,911 --> 01:11:30,958
He's my proof. Now all's I gotta do
is get her down here and show her.
869
01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:33,752
Well, hell's bells. You better scoot.
870
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:38,590
Accordin' to the paper,
that wedding's in less than three hours.
871
01:11:38,715 --> 01:11:41,802
- Here, take my pony.
- No, Dig. I couldn't do that.
872
01:11:41,927 --> 01:11:46,890
Take it. Possessions mean nothin'
to the Navajo. You go and get your woman.
873
01:11:47,015 --> 01:11:49,601
I'll make sure whiffle balls
stays where he is.
874
01:11:49,685 --> 01:11:53,272
And you get your ass off there, Campisi.
Quickly! Today, son!
875
01:11:53,772 --> 01:11:57,234
OK, Dig, thanks a lot.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
876
01:11:57,317 --> 01:11:59,278
Good journey.
877
01:12:03,157 --> 01:12:06,076
All right, Campisi. We got an assignment.
878
01:12:11,081 --> 01:12:13,333
God, what the hell is this?
879
01:12:21,508 --> 01:12:24,011
All right. Come on. Move along.
880
01:12:24,887 --> 01:12:27,264
Move 'em out, little dogies. Let's go!
881
01:12:28,932 --> 01:12:30,893
Come on! Get outta the way!
882
01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:38,984
All right, now that's it!
883
01:12:39,651 --> 01:12:41,737
I'm tired of bein' nice.
884
01:12:42,946 --> 01:12:44,990
Now get off the road!
885
01:12:45,574 --> 01:12:48,118
Get your smelly ass off the road!
886
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,746
I said get your butt...
887
01:12:57,127 --> 01:12:59,171
Come on!
888
01:13:00,589 --> 01:13:03,634
OK, come on, just relax.
889
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,636
Hold on.
890
01:13:12,976 --> 01:13:16,897
- Just where you think you goin', Leon?
- Who the hell are you?
891
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:20,192
I'm your warden till my friend Gilly gets back.
892
01:13:20,275 --> 01:13:23,028
- Gilly?
- That's right. I said it.
893
01:13:23,487 --> 01:13:25,781
Don't you... I'm warnin' ya.
894
01:13:32,579 --> 01:13:34,206
Son of a bitch!
895
01:13:35,082 --> 01:13:37,167
Get away from...
896
01:13:39,086 --> 01:13:40,754
Goddammit!
897
01:13:40,838 --> 01:13:43,465
Those are my legs! Thief!
898
01:13:46,218 --> 01:13:48,470
Looky there! Cowpuncher!
899
01:13:50,389 --> 01:13:53,600
Check the prostate while you're there!
900
01:13:55,978 --> 01:13:58,313
Hey, you're turnin' the herd on!
901
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,944
What happened? Your sister turn you down?
902
01:14:04,027 --> 01:14:05,821
What? No!
903
01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:08,448
That cow forgot to wipe its ass!
904
01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:11,702
Come on. Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
905
01:14:11,785 --> 01:14:15,247
Hey, pervert!
Why don't you buy her dinner first?
906
01:14:15,330 --> 01:14:18,709
That's pretty funny.
Why don't you get on with your life?
907
01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:22,087
- It's a puppet show!
- Grab her tits!
908
01:14:22,171 --> 01:14:24,464
Gilly, what are you doing?
909
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,052
Nothin'. What are you doin'?
910
01:14:30,846 --> 01:14:33,932
- I thought you were gettin' married.
- I am, in an hour.
911
01:14:34,016 --> 01:14:36,727
Zahf was just doing my make-up.
912
01:14:36,810 --> 01:14:40,814
You're supposed to be
at the hospital, getting better.
913
01:14:40,898 --> 01:14:43,775
Jo, listen. I got great news.
914
01:14:43,859 --> 01:14:47,154
I... I found Leon.
915
01:14:47,696 --> 01:14:50,491
I found Leon, and I got him dead to rights.
916
01:14:50,574 --> 01:14:54,912
That's great, Gilly. Why don't you
pull your arm out of Leon's butt
917
01:14:54,995 --> 01:14:57,873
and we'll take a drive to the hospital?
918
01:14:57,956 --> 01:15:01,835
No, Jo, this isn't Leon.
This is just some cow that...
919
01:15:01,919 --> 01:15:06,381
I got my hand... stuck in.
920
01:15:09,718 --> 01:15:13,722
Jo, Leon's at the Eager Beaver.
If you come with me, I will prove it to you.
921
01:15:13,806 --> 01:15:17,726
Gilly, stop it, please! You can't
do this any more. You have issues.
922
01:15:17,851 --> 01:15:19,895
- But, Jo...
- Gilly...
923
01:15:21,063 --> 01:15:24,608
Remember when you first took me
up to the roof of the animal shelter?
924
01:15:24,691 --> 01:15:28,779
And you told me how important it was
for you to have a family?
925
01:15:28,862 --> 01:15:31,698
- Of course.
- Well, it's important to me too.
926
01:15:31,782 --> 01:15:36,161
And that's why Jack and I have decided
to have a family of our own.
927
01:15:36,703 --> 01:15:41,208
- Yeah. But, Jo, listen.
- Gilly, leave me to have my family.
928
01:15:43,836 --> 01:15:46,630
Are those my missing underwear?
929
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:50,425
Jo, I can explain these.
930
01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:57,307
I didn't steal them. I bought 'em off the same
scumbag who sold me naked pictures of you.
931
01:15:58,934 --> 01:15:59,977
Oh, Jo...
932
01:16:00,060 --> 01:16:05,482
In my country, for violating a sacred beast,
you get beaten to death with bamboo sticks!
933
01:16:07,151 --> 01:16:11,029
You are so sick mentally! Prevert!
934
01:16:11,822 --> 01:16:14,992
Oh, my God. The ring!
935
01:16:35,471 --> 01:16:38,724
Man! That was one evil trip.
936
01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:54,615
Well, this is it, Daddy.
The day every girl dreams about.
937
01:16:55,657 --> 01:16:57,409
You'll like living up here.
938
01:16:57,493 --> 01:17:02,581
You'll have the best medical care
and Mama won't have to work so hard.
939
01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:06,835
Is this what you want?
940
01:17:07,586 --> 01:17:09,630
What do you mean?
941
01:17:12,299 --> 01:17:14,384
I mean...
942
01:17:15,511 --> 01:17:17,387
are you happy?
943
01:17:20,390 --> 01:17:25,020
Why wouldn't I be happy? I mean,
this is a great thing, for all of us.
944
01:17:25,646 --> 01:17:27,773
Show time, Mr Wingfield.
945
01:17:47,751 --> 01:17:51,004
- Hey, pervert.
- Hey, Streak.
946
01:17:53,090 --> 01:17:56,510
- What are you doin'?
- Ain't no mental home that'll hold Streak.
947
01:17:56,593 --> 01:17:59,805
- Wait a minute. That's my truck.
- Get your hands up!
948
01:17:59,888 --> 01:18:02,724
Was your truck. Mine now.
949
01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:05,185
Oh. It looks really nice.
950
01:18:06,228 --> 01:18:08,230
She's my home now.
951
01:18:08,313 --> 01:18:11,525
So technically
you're standin' on my front lawn.
952
01:18:11,608 --> 01:18:14,903
Back your ass up off my property
and into them woods.
953
01:18:15,028 --> 01:18:17,656
OK, Streak. Just take it easy.
954
01:18:17,739 --> 01:18:21,243
You shouldn't have cheated me
on those panties. Gimme back my stuff!
955
01:18:21,326 --> 01:18:24,079
OK. Just relax. Everything's all right.
956
01:18:24,663 --> 01:18:28,292
The pictures and the underwear
and everything. See?
957
01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:30,460
- I'll take that too.
- That's my ring!
958
01:18:30,544 --> 01:18:35,799
It's my ring now, pretty boy. Why don't you
turn around? We're gonna take a nature walk.
959
01:18:36,175 --> 01:18:39,928
Streak, come on now.
I gave you everything you wanted.
960
01:18:48,645 --> 01:18:54,485
And do you, Josephine Wingfield, take this
man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
961
01:18:59,531 --> 01:19:00,991
I do.
962
01:19:01,074 --> 01:19:06,455
And do you, Jack Mitchelson, take this
woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
963
01:19:06,538 --> 01:19:08,457
I do.
964
01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:10,834
If anyone amongst you can show just cause
965
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:14,379
why these two should not be
joined in holy matrimony,
966
01:19:14,463 --> 01:19:17,758
speak now or forever hold your peace.
967
01:19:19,384 --> 01:19:23,096
- So, with the power vested in me...
- Stop.
968
01:19:24,598 --> 01:19:29,645
Sorry. It's the machine.
It malfunctions when the battery's low.
969
01:19:29,728 --> 01:19:31,605
Just go right ahead.
970
01:19:32,523 --> 01:19:35,984
She's... in love with...
971
01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:39,154
Here we go. Problem solved.
972
01:19:40,239 --> 01:19:43,659
There. Just go on.
I now pronounce you blah-blah-blah.
973
01:19:43,742 --> 01:19:45,994
Very well.
974
01:19:46,078 --> 01:19:49,581
I now pronounce you man and wife.
975
01:19:50,707 --> 01:19:52,835
You may kiss the bride.
976
01:20:11,812 --> 01:20:15,065
Well, what do we got here? Gilly Noble.
977
01:20:17,568 --> 01:20:20,028
Look at you tasty beauty, you.
978
01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:25,659
You ain't gonna mess up
my sister's wedding, you pervert!
979
01:20:35,335 --> 01:20:37,462
Here's my wedding present, Mama!
980
01:20:56,023 --> 01:20:58,942
- Is Daddy all right?
- Yes. It's just all the excitement.
981
01:20:59,067 --> 01:21:01,445
He'd love to join you, but he's not up to it.
982
01:21:10,037 --> 01:21:12,206
One, two,
983
01:21:13,165 --> 01:21:15,250
three...
984
01:21:16,877 --> 01:21:20,214
I'd like to propose a toast.
985
01:21:20,297 --> 01:21:25,010
A toast to my baby girl, to little Jo,
986
01:21:25,093 --> 01:21:29,848
who has finally found the man of her dreams,
a man that is not only the...
987
01:21:34,228 --> 01:21:36,313
Cops?
988
01:21:36,396 --> 01:21:38,440
See ya!
989
01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:53,372
What's goin' on?
990
01:21:53,455 --> 01:21:55,541
Sorry to bother you, Jack.
991
01:21:57,042 --> 01:22:01,797
Mrs Mitchelson, I'm afraid
we have some... bad news.
992
01:22:02,965 --> 01:22:06,635
Your brother - Gilly. There's been an accident.
993
01:22:06,718 --> 01:22:09,054
His truck... blew up.
994
01:22:10,722 --> 01:22:13,142
Body was burned
beyond recognition, ma'am.
995
01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:18,355
By the time we got to the scene, coyotes
had torn off some of the major body parts.
996
01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:20,816
- They even ate his...
- Gina!
997
01:22:20,899 --> 01:22:24,945
I think that's enough description
of the deceased for right now.
998
01:22:25,028 --> 01:22:27,489
- Okey-dokey.
- Are you sure?
999
01:22:28,115 --> 01:22:30,200
Are you sure that it was Gilly?
1000
01:22:32,161 --> 01:22:37,166
We found this ring on his finger bone,
with your names inscribed on it.
1001
01:22:37,249 --> 01:22:41,336
I scooped up what I could. Ashes, mostly.
1002
01:22:42,379 --> 01:22:44,464
Put 'em in my Thermos.
1003
01:22:44,548 --> 01:22:48,302
Thought you might like to
keep 'em for a remembrance.
1004
01:22:50,762 --> 01:22:53,557
He killed himself. I know it!
1005
01:22:54,558 --> 01:22:58,312
- It's all my fault.
- No, that is not true, ma'am.
1006
01:22:58,395 --> 01:23:02,900
Your brother is in that Thermos
on account of a fella I have in custody here.
1007
01:23:02,983 --> 01:23:05,235
All right, boys. Bring him out.
1008
01:23:06,987 --> 01:23:08,906
Leon?
1009
01:23:08,989 --> 01:23:11,408
- Did you say "Leon"?
- Mama!
1010
01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:14,286
I was just followin' him! It was an accident!
1011
01:23:14,369 --> 01:23:17,456
I didn't mean to bump his car,
and then it exploded.
1012
01:23:17,956 --> 01:23:20,375
He's your brother, Jo.
1013
01:23:20,459 --> 01:23:22,836
- Walter!
- Your real brother.
1014
01:23:23,462 --> 01:23:26,381
- Daddy?
- We hid the truth from you
1015
01:23:26,465 --> 01:23:30,677
because Valdine wanted
a crack at Jack's money
1016
01:23:31,428 --> 01:23:33,639
and, Lord help me, so did I.
1017
01:23:33,722 --> 01:23:39,478
So are you sayin' that Gilly was never
my brother? How could you do that to me?
1018
01:23:39,561 --> 01:23:42,147
We did it for your own good.
He was a dog-catcher.
1019
01:23:42,231 --> 01:23:45,150
You're crazy! You're just crazy, OK?
1020
01:23:46,026 --> 01:23:48,278
- I'm sorry, Jack.
- No.
1021
01:23:48,362 --> 01:23:53,492
- I'm just very confused right now.
- No, don't apologise to him.
1022
01:23:53,575 --> 01:23:56,411
- He set the whole thing up.
- That's a lie!
1023
01:23:56,870 --> 01:24:01,250
Ask him if the name Vic Vetter rings a bell.
1024
01:24:02,292 --> 01:24:07,214
- Shut up, Walter.
- Jack sent Vic false information about Gilly.
1025
01:24:07,756 --> 01:24:10,968
You tell her, Valdine. You tell her the truth.
1026
01:24:11,051 --> 01:24:12,678
What are you talkin' about?
1027
01:24:13,220 --> 01:24:15,973
You're sick! You're fucking sick!
1028
01:24:17,558 --> 01:24:21,895
I hope you all make one big happy family.
Just don't include me.
1029
01:24:22,437 --> 01:24:26,608
- Walter, you goddamn idiot! Look at you!
- She deserves a better life.
1030
01:24:26,692 --> 01:24:30,362
- How dare you ruin my wedding?
- Blow me.
1031
01:24:30,445 --> 01:24:33,073
You did this! I'm gonna kill you!
1032
01:24:36,451 --> 01:24:39,663
Son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you!
1033
01:24:40,330 --> 01:24:42,374
Mama! Mom!
1034
01:24:51,341 --> 01:24:53,552
- Ma'am!
- Mama?
1035
01:24:53,635 --> 01:24:56,221
Gina, better call them ambulance boys.
1036
01:24:56,305 --> 01:25:00,017
We got a 911 over at the Mitchelson estate.
We need an ambulance ASAP.
1037
01:25:00,142 --> 01:25:04,480
It looks like a possible coronary,
or some sort of jiggling...
1038
01:25:46,438 --> 01:25:48,982
Holy shit!
1039
01:25:50,317 --> 01:25:53,487
- It's the ghost of El Paso past!
- Hi, Dig.
1040
01:25:54,029 --> 01:25:57,241
"Hi, Dig" shit! I thought you was barbecue!
1041
01:25:58,826 --> 01:26:03,872
- So everybody thinks I'm dead.
- I thought you were, myself. Campisi too.
1042
01:26:03,956 --> 01:26:09,795
I guess it's probably all for the better.
Now Jo can really get on with her life here.
1043
01:26:11,922 --> 01:26:14,466
I've no idea how I'm gonna get home.
1044
01:26:14,591 --> 01:26:17,094
Dig McCaffrey, at your service.
1045
01:26:20,681 --> 01:26:24,434
"I'll fly up your ass if the money's right".
I can't believe you put it on.
1046
01:26:24,518 --> 01:26:26,603
That's good, huh?
1047
01:26:28,272 --> 01:26:30,649
- Are you serious?
- It's the least I can do
1048
01:26:30,774 --> 01:26:33,902
after whalin' on your truck
with a sledgehammer.
1049
01:26:34,820 --> 01:26:37,447
Oh, shit. Come on, El Paso.
1050
01:26:38,490 --> 01:26:42,452
The bird's out front and all gassed up.
What you gonna do?
1051
01:26:44,580 --> 01:26:48,083
- Let's light that firecracker.
- You bet your ass.
1052
01:27:37,049 --> 01:27:39,092
O noble creature
1053
01:27:40,594 --> 01:27:42,679
The time has come
1054
01:27:43,889 --> 01:27:46,350
For the two of us to part
1055
01:27:49,311 --> 01:27:52,064
And for you to go to a better place
1056
01:27:53,148 --> 01:27:55,400
A place deep inside my heart
1057
01:27:59,488 --> 01:28:05,369
- Gilly, deep down, I always did believe you.
- I know that, Larry, and I do appreciate it.
1058
01:28:05,494 --> 01:28:08,247
If you don't mind,
I'll sneak you in the back door.
1059
01:28:08,330 --> 01:28:10,415
Jo? Hey, is that Jo?
1060
01:28:11,875 --> 01:28:13,961
Oh, my God! Jo!
1061
01:28:15,379 --> 01:28:17,256
Jo!
1062
01:28:23,262 --> 01:28:26,056
And fetch the stick that's thrown by God
1063
01:28:28,350 --> 01:28:30,060
No!
1064
01:28:41,363 --> 01:28:43,031
Gilly?
1065
01:28:43,699 --> 01:28:45,576
Jo!
1066
01:28:45,701 --> 01:28:47,786
Oh, my God.
1067
01:29:04,595 --> 01:29:06,763
Jo, I thought you killed yourself.
1068
01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:10,309
I was just givin' you the one-gun salute.
1069
01:29:10,392 --> 01:29:12,603
I can't believe you're alive!
1070
01:29:39,171 --> 01:29:44,134
Now, Valdine, don't be so sad. You're not
losin' a daughter here. You're gainin' a son.
1071
01:29:44,259 --> 01:29:48,305
Blow it out your ass, Walter.
1072
01:29:48,430 --> 01:29:50,724
Hey, Gilly. Hey, Jo.
1073
01:29:50,808 --> 01:29:54,561
First of all, congratulations on your nuptials.
1074
01:29:54,645 --> 01:29:58,899
- I wanna wish you much happiness.
- Thanks, Vic, but we got guests.
1075
01:29:58,982 --> 01:30:02,569
I know you got guests,
but I got some good news.
1076
01:30:02,694 --> 01:30:06,824
I found your mother.
Your real mother this time.
1077
01:30:06,907 --> 01:30:11,745
Free of charge. I got signatures,
I got documents, DNA evidence.
1078
01:30:11,829 --> 01:30:14,581
- I don't know, Vic.
- Listen to me, Gilly.
1079
01:30:14,665 --> 01:30:18,794
She flew all the way
from California to meet you.
1080
01:30:26,468 --> 01:30:28,887
My baby!
1081
01:30:28,971 --> 01:30:31,515
My precious gift from God!
1082
01:30:36,145 --> 01:30:38,605
Suzanne Somers is my mother?
1083
01:30:41,567 --> 01:30:44,111
Gilly, didn't you used to...
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