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A TRIP
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What, Mom?
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Listen, everything is
going to be OK.
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It's my decision, period.
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I can't speak right now.
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You're breaking up... hello...
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Do you happen to have
the Minesweeper or Solitaire?
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Has the recession hit you too?
Yes or no?
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This "beep-beep"
all day suits you? Beep. Beep.
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You've really accomplished a lot,
scanning barcodes all the time.
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How many dicks did she take
between her tits?
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I would say about beep, beep.
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Beep. Beep.
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Don't mind him, he's a fag.
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Beep. Beep. Beep...
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Oh really? -Yep.
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For me, Dickhead?
- For you, Fatass.
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With my name on it?
- With your name on it.
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What's up!
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I didn't bring you anything.
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Not even flowers?
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There are no flowers there.
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At least not pretty ones.
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Put that back.
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Thank you.
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When are you going back?
- Soon.
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They let you fly kites there?
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What? Do they what?
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Do they let you fly kites there?
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Yeah. On Wednesdays.
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Here, have a drink, kid.
- I don't like beer.
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I don't like beer!
- Fuck you, Fatass.
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Hey, only I call him Fatass.
Right, Fatass?
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Well said, Dickhead.
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What about the others?
- Who?
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From high school.
I missed the reunion.
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Do we look like we care?
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Fuck'em. Klavdija's still stupid,
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Tercek still hasn't got laid,
Peru still oozes sweat playing ball.
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Like you ever played!
- I liked taking a shower afterwards.
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Vanja got married.
- Really? To whom?
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Some Croat.
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Well at least he's not Italian
- Why?
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Cause they're the biggest
cunts in the unit.
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In the unit! Wow, that's badass.
The unit, I mean.
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Are there tanks in your unit?
Is it nice in a tank?
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Have you ever been in one?
- I'll pay.
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Will you give me a ride if I come
to visit? -You need some cash?
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Don't worry, she's got daddy's
credit card for everything.
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Fuck off, auntie.
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And you - you know what
I want to know, right?
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Yes Fatass, it's lovely inside a tank.
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I even have an ikebana in there.
Anything else?
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Do you ever play cowboys and
indians and climb trees?
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There are no trees where I am.
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I'd be a soldier anytime.
Catching the bullets with my mouth.
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Improved your sense of humor
in past months, have you?
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Sol have. Here, hold this.
Do you know what this is?
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No, what?
- A dead Italian. Cool, right?
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Do you know what this is?
- Yes. Beer.
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Yes. I mean no. Well, yes. No.
Summer refreshment!
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Great, I'm wet now. -All set.
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Hey, Ziva!
- Go, go, go!
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Oh come on.
- Hey, fuck off! Move!
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Fucking electric company. Move!
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All of your music requests are
welcome at this number.
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Text us something nice and original
and your request will come first.
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News today - S/oven/an highways
with 12 million euros
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per kilometer among
the most expensive in Europe.
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Nice, a?
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Gimme five!
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Ouch! It hurts!
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Look, Dickhead,
three trucks ahead!
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Come here, trucks,
feel my piss! Yeah!
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Dickhead, cabrio car!
Hit it, hit it!
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Ah, it burns, it burns!
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Touchdown!
- That felt majestic.
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Are you jealous cause you can't?
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No, don't, Ziva, I have it at my
feet already... Ziva, don't...
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There's nothing I wouldn't
dare to do.
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Would you dare going
on a trip with me alone?
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Is it here?
- Without a doubt.
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It's not here. Next crossroad.
- You'll get us lost, Dickhead.
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Tell me, Ziva. Who do you trust
when it comes to pathfinding?
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I vote for Gregor.
- Hey, it's my car, Hairy Mary.
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Don't call me that.
- It's not my fault you didn't
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shave your legs in high school.
- We're not leaving until we find it!
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Hairy Mary, her armpits are scary,
since they popped her cherry,
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she'll put out for a sherry.
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Yo yo yo, Fatass is ful of gas
because he is fat-ass.
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You suck.
- Here, turn around.
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I think this is that tree.
Turn around, will you? -Is it here?
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We definitely buried it here.
- That's what Rambo says.
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Are you two gonna help me or not?
- You won't find it anyway!
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Hey Dickhead, it's abandoned.
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The plates are still on.
So there might as well be
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a wallet in the compartment.
- And a dead body in the trunk.
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Oh come on!
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Go to hell you two.
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What are you doing?
- Updating my list.
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List?
- Yes, list. Ask me what list.
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What list?
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A list of things that annoy
the fuck out of me!
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Newest addition: women, going
through grass searching for shit.
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I'm gonna read the rest
from the start.
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Things, that annoy the
fuck out of me. Colon.
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Provincials. People, wheezing
through their nose.
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Arts students.
Female Arts students.
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Cyclists.
Professional cyclists.
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People mowing the lawn shirtless.
Eurozone.
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2 in 1 perfumed deodorants.
Dog owners.
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Dogs.
Public administration.
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Everyone over 50.
Are you listening?
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The TV Slovenia Symphony Orchestra.
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TV Slovenia. Slovenia.
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Street musicians of
Romanian nationality. Romanians.
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Greeks. 200 euros per each,
fuck them.
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Gypsies. Germans. The French
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The Chinese. Asparagus.
- Why Gypsies?
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And that offends you?
- Yes.
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Do you feel sorry for them?
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What about asparagus, no place
for it in your liberal heart?
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They annoy the fuck out of me.
- Yeah, but why?
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Well, why?
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Because they steal and smell bad!
Everyone's allowed to be annoyed
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by anything, except Gypsies
and faggots. That's a no-no!
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Speaking against Church
is enlightened, throwing rocks
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at the parliament is rebellious,
having sex with Nubas in Africa
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is humanitarian. But being annoyed
by Gypsies and homos means being
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a xenophobe and a racist.
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You are really something.
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Hold still.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing... except,
there's a spider on you.
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I hate spiders!
- I hate spiders!
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I hate spiders!
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I hate spiders!
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I hate being cold at night.
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I fucking hate still
living at my mom's.
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I fucking hate my old man
having no idea what it feels like.
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I fucking hate my mom
smothering me.
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I fucking hate my job
that any moron could do.
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We received an extremely alluring
offer from a lady named Ziva.
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In exchange for her favourite
song, she promises to provide
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lifelong sexual favours
to the who/e radio staff.
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Ziva also mentioned that she is
no stranger to more deviant
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sexual practices, which she will
provide to her friend Gregor.
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This does not apply to Andrej,
who, says Ziva,
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prefers his holes hairier.
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Watch out!
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Hey, Dickhead.
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What do you bring
to a dead baby's birthday?
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What?
- A dead kitten.
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Well, kitty. It was not your fault,
you were minding your business.
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Shit happens.
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Fuck!
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There was a spider on you.
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There was a spider on you!
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Oh yeah - and I won.
I like to win.
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You won at what?
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I was the first to spot the sea.
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You never played that when
you were a kid? -No.
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I guess your childhood sucked.
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You've got that right.
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Everyone in the car plays
by default. Dickhead.
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Your mommas face.
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Fatass,
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how's college?
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No Internet in the desert?
If you'd written to me,
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you would've known I quit it.
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I don't have time to write there.
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Well than - what do you do?
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Stuff.
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What stuff?
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Hey, does this slow motion effect
ever happen to you during battle?
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Andrej, you woke me up!
- I'm so terribly sorry!
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Stop it!
- I can't control it, it's alive!
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Ziva!
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Get in the water!
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Leave her alone, Dickhead,
you'll fondle her later.
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Why doesn't she come?
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Come on, Rambo!
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Don't give me this military
training shit...
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Oh you like it!
- A military fag! Get lost!
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Come on, tell me.
I just wanna know.
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Mind your own business, Fatass.
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Five dollars.
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Awesome, man. Awesome.
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Or ten. Depends on her age.
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You actually picked up hookers?
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The correct term is prostitutes,
Ziva. Prostitutes. -Right.
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And that's it?
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Is that all you're gonna say?
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What else should he say?
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How they all fap on their mom's
photos together, or what?
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We once ran over a child.
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It wasn't me who was driving,
but some American named Patrick.
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Irish descent, a hardcore dude.
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So five of us left the base
in a Hummer.
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It was hot as hell.
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The kid appeared there
all of the sudden, hands up.
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We told Patrick to stop,
but he yelled: "It's a trap!"
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There was no blood. The kid just
disappeared under the vehicle.
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A little further on, we stopped
and saw a whole bunch of kids,
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one had a football in his arms.
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They were playing soccer
and dropped the ball.
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So what did you do?
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Nothing.
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We drove on.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, no big deal.
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What do you mean 'no big deal'?
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That's why I do what I do.
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Cause it's no big deal.
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You're not sorry at all?
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Well, of course I'm sorry!
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Of course. I'm sorry.
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Shit.
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Dude,
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I saw something
like that in a movie.
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You're a fucking imbecile, Andrej!
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In a movie? What movie?
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OK, OK. Don't mind me.
I have no idea.
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That story with
the kid... so sad.
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Don't bring it up.
It's gonna be OK.
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Where'd he get those?
On a mission?
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Sure, they're free the second
time you go on a mission.
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No. I found the receipt
that fell from his pocket.
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Guess how much they were.
- How much?
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Four euros!
- Oh come on.
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Yes. Four euros.
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Something new for you to mock him.
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I won't.
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Why not?
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Cause he thought of me.
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Let me go change, OK?
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I don't know how.
- You guys suck. Watch me do it.
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Bitch.
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I will never learn this!
- Look. You inhale some air,
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and then release it!
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How can you call yourselves men?
- Shut up!
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You're disgusting!
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This looks fun!
- Which one first?
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That one!
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Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
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Go Fatass!
- Fuck yeah!
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00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,921
Let's go. -Look at this.
- Let's go.
249
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,246
Good afternoon, ma'am,
Grega speaking. What?
250
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,324
Well of course it's evening already.
What did I say?
251
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,846
Oh. Yes, she's here.
252
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:54,168
She's great. We keep an eye
on her, why wouldn't it be?
253
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:01,851
Is it mom calling? You fucktard.
- What? I was just having a chat.
254
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,090
You remember, right?
255
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,449
Of course you do.
256
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,846
Oh come on dude,
that happened so long ago.
257
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:43,849
They stripped me in the
locker room after gym class.
258
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:52,207
Go and stroll around
the school naked, homo, they said.
259
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,850
Then they left,
260
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,810
and it was you who brought
my clothes back. -Oh, come on.
261
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,525
Come on nothing.
You are awesome!
262
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,443
Awesome! Awesome!
263
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,089
What am I? -Awesome!
- What? -Awesome!
264
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,202
Who?
- Awesome!
265
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,566
Give me a kiss. -No.
- But I'm awesome.
266
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,363
Come on.
Give the awesome dude a kiss.
267
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:35,369
Kiss him first, then me.
If you're that awesome.
268
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,207
Come on.
She'll kiss me, man!
269
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,685
Enough!
270
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,524
Come on...
I'm sorry, dude.
271
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,484
Sleepy, huh?
- Yeah.
272
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,251
Go beddy-bye.
273
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,448
We did technically kiss,
you know. -Very funny.
274
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,650
Sweet dreams.
275
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,051
Morning.
276
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,011
Morning.
277
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,451
Sleep well?
- Like a baby.
278
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,366
Have you ever told Fatass what
really happened in the locker room?
279
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,766
No.
280
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,284
And I'm never going to.
281
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,529
Hello, hello.
- Hi. -Hey.
282
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,526
I think you're stupid.
Both of you.
283
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,165
Why?
284
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,490
He's a soldier.
Need I say more?
285
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,323
And you're going to study abroad.
And we all know
286
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:49,128
that's just another name for sex
tourism in this country. Right?
287
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,005
Where are you going anyway?
288
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,367
Abroad.
- Abroad.
289
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,089
But where?
290
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,600
Far away, ok?
291
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:15,080
And you, Fatass?
Why are you so much better?
292
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,366
I'm paying taxes, you moron.
- And I don't?
293
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:27,082
Military uses up 1.7% of the
national GDP,
294
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,170
so don't get smart with me, Dickhead.
295
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,045
Go and study something already,
you annoying fag!
296
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,767
Blow me. Do you wanna hear
why I'm not studying?
297
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:44,283
This professor lectured about
angular momentum... -Please, stop!
298
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,491
Do you know what that even
means? -Yes, I know.
299
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,490
No, you don't! So shut up.
300
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:56,288
Maybe you can start your reference
letter with this new info.
301
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,801
So, the guy lectured on
angular momentum.
302
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,126
He had some sort of machine
which turned around,
303
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:11,482
and then he took a bicycle rim
and put it on this machine,
304
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,250
so that when the rim was spinning
that moron began circling around
305
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,842
with it in his chair. -And then
this geeky guy gets up...
306
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:26,320
Right! And then this geeky guy
got up and started to applaud!
307
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,248
The classroom was full and
he was the only one applauding!
308
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:38,169
And then I knew I'd never
be that much into studying
309
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,888
as that guy applauding
an old, bald, ugly physicist
310
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,402
who is circling in his
fucking chair...
311
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,241
And I got up and left
I never came back.
312
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,489
Cause, if you're not into it like
that guy, you can't study this.
313
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,843
At least I'm being fair
You two are merely pretending.
314
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,930
I'm doing things
as they should be done.
315
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,366
You're doing great here, right?
316
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,801
Yes. I'm doing great.
317
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,444
With Gypsies and fags.
318
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,167
Yes. And hardworking citizens.
- We're hardworking all right.
319
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,366
We're so hardworking that we
never stop repairing our highways.
320
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,600
And we're all young. Like the
politicians, all fresh faces.
321
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,602
Jobs waiting around the corner.
322
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,564
And if it doesn't work out,
we pray to Europe for guidance.
323
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,160
We can be dishwashers in Dublin!
324
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,810
Or engineers in Slovenia,
the pay's the same!
325
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,720
And if anything goes wrong,
call me and I'll kill them all.
326
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,526
Why are you laughing?
- We're doing great here.
327
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,006
Yeah, we're doing great.
328
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,288
What? You wanna help me?
329
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,725
Well you can't.
330
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,610
You know I wanna fuck you.
331
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,644
I'd get that even if
I was blind and deaf.
332
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,006
What's the problem then?
333
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,531
Look, Grega...
334
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,443
What if I die?
335
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,966
What if some guy shoots me,
and my only wish was to fuck you,
336
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,003
while you're being a prude.
337
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,729
Come on. I won't tell anyone.
338
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:01,050
Just imagine that I get shot.
339
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:11,367
Wouldn't you feel guilty
for not letting me fuck you?
340
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,644
Not even if you were dying here
on the floor, with a hard on,
341
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:47,005
and I'd have to sit on it to
save the world, you stupid fuck.
342
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:05,688
Dude, when this cow licks you, new
hair starts growing on your head.
343
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,246
That is a healer cow.
344
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,367
Imagine, let's say two
of your fingers are missing,
345
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,491
and when it licks you,
new ones grow.
346
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:26,883
Or if it licks your dick!
It becomes bigger, like a python.
347
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,844
Badass, right?
348
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,728
Are you afraid of death, Andrej?
349
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,451
What a delightful question,
Hairy Mary. Why?
350
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,569
Gregor mentioned that before.
351
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,404
That he is afraid.
352
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,367
Oh, he is?
Is that true, Soldier boy?
353
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,130
Well, I'm not afraid.
354
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,800
No?
355
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,206
No. Why would I be?
356
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,049
At our age you are immortal. You die
when you're old and miserable.
357
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,402
Wouldn't it be nice
to just end it all?
358
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,764
Right, Grega?
- Ziva, what are you doing?
359
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,761
Try it. Then come back and
tell us about it. -Shut up!
360
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,129
I'll throw myself off.
361
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,805
No, you won't.
362
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,523
Just imagine that I do.
363
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,650
Wouldn't you feel
guilty for not believing me?
364
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,007
Daddy's credit card can't buy you
a new head, you know.
365
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,285
I'm only joking, you assholes.
366
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,130
There's no way I would,
I love myself way too much.
367
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,008
Hilarious. Really.
368
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,164
You two go on,
I'll watch the tent.
369
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,123
No way, you're coming with us.
370
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,571
Don't worry. Really.
371
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,686
Dickhead, let's go.
372
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,006
Did she mention she has problems?
- No.
373
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,161
But she has been acting
strange lately. -Strange?
374
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:15,205
Classic women behavior,
just stranger and stupider.
375
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,010
Where are your dogtags?
376
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,964
Shit. I must have lost them
while swimming...
377
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,040
Don't sweat it.
I'll bring you new ones.
378
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,443
Oh, they grow on trees there?
379
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:51,291
They grow on trees there?
Of course not. But you have to...
380
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,244
What?
- You have to get permission...
381
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:59,531
And?
- Commander has to agree with it...
382
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,610
I get it. Great gift, man.
383
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:11,128
I really liked them.
- That's what counts.
384
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,442
I think we should go back.
385
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:28,891
I enjoy being here with you two.
It's just that I always want to return.
386
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,808
And when I'm there,
I want to come back here.
387
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,690
Get it? I don't know.
Is that even right?
388
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,882
What's right anyway? History
taught us that everything fails.
389
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,005
It's all our parents fault,
and now we have to recycle
390
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,930
and be fucked
by this shitty economy.
391
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,443
It's a good thing I'm a fag,
there are more divorces
392
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,006
than weddings anyway.
What am I supposed to do?
393
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,010
Eight hours of work and
sixteen of jacking off.
394
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,850
At least you believe
in shooting those muslims.
395
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,687
I don't believe in anything.
- I don't either.
396
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,284
Well why do you do it then?
- It's a job.
397
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,564
Ziva!
398
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,571
Stop that!
What are you doing?!
399
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,841
Hey!
- Leave me alone!
400
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,248
Hey, let her go!
- Stop grabbing me, fuck!
401
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,848
Ziva, what is your problem?
- Let me go!
402
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,005
I'm gonna hit the bitch!
Let me go, Dickhead!
403
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,325
I'm gonna kick the
shit out of her. Stop it!
404
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,050
Leave me alone.
- What the fuck?
405
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,084
Go on, ask him.
406
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,167
Ask him why he brought
your clothes back that day.
407
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,330
Ask him why he brought your
clothes in the locker room!
408
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:13,650
Because I fucking told him to!
He planned the thing himself!
409
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,810
He planned the thing himself!
He told them you're a fag.
410
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,846
And then he watched out for the
professors in front of the door.
411
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,480
And then I came, and told him to
give you back the clothes.
412
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,007
And that was the beginning of
our wonderful fucking friendship!
413
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,966
Fuck you. No seriously, fuck you.
Fatass... -Leave me alone.
414
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,961
Don't touch me, Dickhead.
- Wait, let me explain.
415
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,521
Are you ashamed of being friends
with a faggot?
416
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,483
Is that whyyour gang almost
raped me in the locker room?
417
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,406
Is that what you do to people
you're supposed to care about?
418
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,769
Do you treat women this way?
419
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,487
Maybe you do, soldier.
420
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,527
Rape is probably
one of the honors you get there...
421
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,086
Man, you know how young we were...
- Have you ever raped a woman?
422
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,010
Andrej, stop it!
- Shut up
423
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,681
You're sick! Both of you!
424
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,802
Don't touch the kite.
- So this is therapy?
425
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,367
Is this therapy?
Dude, I was in fucking
426
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,131
engineering club because of you!
- Put the kite back!
427
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,370
Does it relax you, Gregi?
Look at it being all easy and calm.
428
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,407
Grega!
429
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,085
Andrej! -Andrej!
430
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,443
Andrej... -To the town?
- No problem.
431
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,371
Just a second.
432
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,767
Why do you even bother
being friends with me?
433
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,130
Andrej, where are you going?
434
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,964
I can leave too.
435
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,567
I'm not going to be
the only one that stays.
436
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:56,924
Grega, please...
- Shut up! Just shut up!
437
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,247
Grega, come on...
- Ziva, where are we going?
438
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,004
Stop!
439
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,967
Stop and tell me what you want!
What?!
440
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:38,045
You wanna kill yourself and make
me watch?! Is that your thing?!
441
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,009
What is wrong with you, Ziva?!
442
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,647
No, I've had it with you...
443
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,963
I'm not going to study abroad.
444
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,569
I'm going into treatment.
445
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,680
The therapy usually continues
immediately, but...
446
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:36,567
I wanted to take this trip,
although they advised I don't.
447
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,643
Why didn't you tell us?
448
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,562
I wanted to take this trip.
Like we used to.
449
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:52,762
Don'? worry; they make you
a new one, even prettier.
450
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,370
But...
451
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,524
What?
452
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,929
Will you be OK?
453
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,804
Sure.
454
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,885
You die when you're
old and miserable.
455
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,883
If I was afag...
456
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,168
you'd be the only one
who could fuck me.
457
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,364
I have to tell you something.
458
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:59,288
Nothing is going on there, man.
Nothing.
459
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,721
I'm just eating, drinking,
jacking off and waiting.
460
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,008
You're even a bigger
loser than me, then.
461
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,406
But a better paid loser.
- True.
462
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,087
About the locker room...
- Forget about it.
463
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:25,850
There are other things now...
- Yeah.
464
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,487
I want to go somewhere else.
465
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,689
I want to find it.
466
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,564
Can we go, please?
467
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,762
Why are you still here, car?
468
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,400
Ziva!
469
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,849
You found it?
470
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:58,288
I can't believe this.
471
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,041
Thank God for crib notes!
- Do you remember?
472
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,328
You got caught cheating!
473
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,169
It was hot as hell...
474
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,409
My first cigarettes!
475
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,203
How many are there inside?
476
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,563
This is yours.
477
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,571
You threw it in Dickhead's
head, remember?
478
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,484
Oh, come on.
479
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,729
Flowers?
480
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:31,125
This song reminds me of a certain
young lady named Ziva who made
481
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:36,929
a promise she never fu/lf/'/ed.
Ziva, wherever you are,
482
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:41,051
this one's for you. I hope Grega
got what he was promised
483
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:44,960
and I'm sorry Andrej,
you were never in at all
484
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,085
And now for the weather,
it's partly cloudy
484
01:18:49,305 --> 01:19:49,236
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