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Come on Kobna,
read the letter from your grandma.
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"Dear Walter,"
thank you for the money."
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Dad, is that you?
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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Hey! Hey!
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Valentine!
Eh, eh, eh!
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The boat party!
What boat party?
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What did you done do to me, brother?
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(TURNS MUSIC OFF)
Kobna is not going to a boat party.
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Eh, my sister,
you know this is our favourite.
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What boat party?
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Kobna, go and get your schoolbag.
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Ah, but hey, you want to know
about the boat party? Hey?
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Every few months our brothers
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bring produce on a big,
big, big, big ship from Lagos, yeah?
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And exchange for a special shipments
of records for me,
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I DJ at the welcome party, eh?
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Everybody will be dancing to
my music with smooth dancing moves.
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(MUSIC STARTS)
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What sensible person wants to hang
around with drunkard sailors
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and women of ill reputes?
I do.
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But I must warn you,
this is a naughty bastard zone...
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Are you sure you're ready for this?
Of course.
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Hey, this is very good,
you need to teach me this.
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Kobna, you are not going.
Why?
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Because I said so,
now go and get your bag.
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Eh eh eh, you don't know
about my poppin' body eh?
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Wow.
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AGGIE: Say no to regeneration.
Save the Eastbridge.
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Say no to regeneration.
Save the Eastbridge.
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Say no to regeneration,
save the East...
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Oh! Oh!
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Come in, come in Aggie.
I need to talk to you.
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Now come on through...
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Ah! What is going on, Kirsty?
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She's bloody lost it,
that's what's going on.
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Just stir the bloody pot, Bagpipes.
Oh what?
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And give myself
carpel tunnel syndrome?
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You'll be wishing you
had bloody carpel...
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Oh, let me just do...
Oh shit.
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I'll do that, Bagpipes, let me help.
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Well, look, it's not gonna be
sniffed at Kirst, alright?
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What's that? Is that burnt toast.
That's a sign of a stroke.
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I'd better get
my medical dictionary.
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It is toast you...
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So, what am I doing here, Kirsty?
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Kirsty's Katering, with a K,
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has got its first proper job
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with some yuppies tomorrow.
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Oh, congratulations.
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Yeah. well, Nicola's
supposed to be helping me out
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and she's got
one of her bloody cold sores again.
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So, and that's not the type of image
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that I want Kirsty's Katering,
with a K, to project so...
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Ag?
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I have a favour to ask...
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Please?
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Please?
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Fine, I'll be there.
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Thank you.
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I think me eyeballs are too dry.
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BOTH: What?
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(CHICKEN DANCE PLAYS)
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(LAUGHS)
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If I was to do this on the boat,
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they will make me walk the plank,
argh.
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Ah, you wouldn't catch me
on a boat, it's too risky.
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It is not moving.
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Well, sinking's moving.
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Eh, next you will tell me that
fishing is too risky, eh, Bagpipes?
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Err, it's not without risk Valy,
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I mean the rivers
are teeming with parasites.
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Those hooks are bloody sharp
and all.
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Bagpipes, you love fishing,
what has happened?
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Well, last time I went
I nearly died, mate.
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Eh?
Mmm. I'm not going back.
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So, let me get this right,
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you are telling me that if you go
fishing tomorrow you will die?
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Hey? No.
Oh...
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Err, well...
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No. I don't think so.
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Um, nah, of course not.
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Um...I think.
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Then go!
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Be brave, confront your fear.
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I can't. I can't...
Why not?
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I, err...
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I haven't got anyone
to go with, yeah.
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And err it's like sex,
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you know, it's only fun with someone
else, ideally wearing waders...
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Eh, Walter is free. Tomorrow he will
take you to the riverbank, huh?
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Riverbank? You're going
to the riverbank tomorrow?
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Mm-hm.
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Fantastic,
I'll bring, err, sustenance.
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Eh.
Right. OK.
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Cheers.
Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Psst! Oi oi.
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Nice shirt.
Hey hey.
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Is that why you left this one
at mine?
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What?
This is ugly.
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If you want, I can burn it for you?
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Hey, this is C&A's
finest tailoring, huh?
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Mmm. You are looking pepper today,
hey?
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Hey! Nephew!
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AKA house boy, good news, you are
coming to the boat party today.
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But what about Mum?
She doesn't want me to go.
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Don't worry about her,
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I told her you are going fishing
with your father, huh? Huh?
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Well, seeing as your uncle's
not gonna introduce us,
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hi, I'm Dawn.
Aunty. Yes. Err, Aunty Dawn.
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Err this is your Aunty Dawn, Kobna,
mmm?
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And, err, this is, err,
Kobna's friend, Mr Barney.
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Hi.
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Yeah, I can't go to the boat party.
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What?
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I've got things to do.
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You nutta, it's a boat party.
Exactly.
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What things are greater
than listening to great music
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and dancing
with many beautiful err...
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..sailors, like many sailors.
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Oh, looks like
you're gonna have a lot of fun.
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Nice to meet you Kobna, Barney.
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Aunty's gotta go.
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Is that your girlfriend now?
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Err, girlfriend. Sheesh, house boy,
ha you have a lot to learn, eh?
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So, err, are you coming or not?
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Ye-yeah, yeah, I've just got to sort
something out first.
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Oh, Ag, a mixer tap...
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And Fairy bloody liquid!
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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When Kirsty's Katering, with a K,
takes off, I'm having all of this.
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Agnes, there's something
I have to tell you.
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This job, it kind of came from...
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Charles.
You're bloody psychic.
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Ah.
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Yeah. Well, he's a friend a client
so it kind of came from him.
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And I'm sorry
I didn't tell you before
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but I thought you wouldn't help me
if I did.
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Mmm. You're right about that.
How could you do this to me? Huh?
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I was desperate.
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Oh, please, Ag?
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I need this.
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Sorry.
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OK.
Oh...
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I'll be professional.
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Oh great, great.
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Thank you.
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Oh...
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Bloody hell, Bagpipes. It's been two
hours, is anything gonna happen?
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Christ, I hope not.
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Well here's to Sierra Leone's
best creation.
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What's in there? Something Indian?
Yeah.
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My daddy.
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He died last week.
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Christ,
what'd you bring him here for?
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It is my duty to spread him
on a river that flows into the sea.
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It should be the Ganges
but I couldn't afford the airfare.
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But I mean I think by
the time you get to err...
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Yeah. It all connects.
Battersea...
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Connects up, you know?
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You think?
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Rajesh man, what happened?
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He was err, he was on the settee
watching his err Blockbuster,
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you know that err...
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Dah, dah, dah, dah...
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..that one.
Yeah.
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I sat and told him my big news...
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He listened, no interrupting,
no telling me I'm getting fat.
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But he wasn't listening, Walter,
he was dead.
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A heart attack took him.
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Bloody hell, a heart attack,
err, had he had dry eyeballs?
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Rajesh, I'm sorry man.
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What was your big news?
Oh...
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I'm going to be a father!
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Hooray!
I'm so happy.
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Get in there, my son.
You know what?
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You need some, you need some...
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I'll hold Daddy.
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What the hell is that?
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It's disgusting.
Err...
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It's a bit warm, that's a bit warm.
Get me a beer please.
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Ah, good, good,
err, go around the back.
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Yeah, uncle. I can't work
for you today or any other day.
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What is this?
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A debt is a debt
and it must be paid in full.
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Yeah. I must've paid off my debt
by now.
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The monetary debt yes,
but the Lord's debt?
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The Lord's debt?
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Causing a near-fatal collision.
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Ha, he saved me
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and thankfully it was only my neck
that was injured.
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Just today then?
Mmm.
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However,
God does love a cheerful giver
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so I will cheerfully
give you the day off.
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But!
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Be back tomorrow, or your
father will hear from me.
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Hi, would you like
some smoked salmon or vol au vents?
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One has done many of these soirees,
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Mick Jar-ger, Michael Caine,
Noel Edmunds.
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Eh, it's not a bin.
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The Queen Mum always insists
on these at Clarence House.
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Your English is very good.
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Yours... Is... Not.
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Charles warned me they were
a bit rough around the edges.
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Oh, yes, Charles does say
a lot of stupid things.
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Agnes?
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Can I conversate with you
about the hor-derves, please?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Huh?
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How can you make
all these lovely foods
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and all they want to do
is eat olives?
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(HORN TOOTS)
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Are you ready?
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Hey. Mr...
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Hey, Sharon,
where's your husband, eh?
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Hey, come on.
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There's only one rule at this party.
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What happens on the boat
stays on the boat.
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Yes?
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Kobna, nephew,
hey, look at your face, eh?
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Hey, my shipment,
how are you, my brother?
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Hey, hey house boy, close your mouth
and concentrate, eh?
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Look at this...
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Oh, Orchestra Muyei, hey,
Afro-National, Super Combo, hey!
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When London hears me play
Maringa, Afropop and...
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Legs!
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Legs?
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Oh...
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Hey, do I look good?
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OK. OK. You watch these
while I watch them.
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But... Uncle Valy!
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Uncle Valy!
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They are rude people, Kirsty,
no manners.
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They're not used to people like us.
That's all.
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Mmm. I'm not surprised, huh?
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They are friends of Charles Lander.
I knew it.
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You couldn't let the Charles thing
go just for one afternoon.
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Let it go?
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He wants to destroy our community.
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The estate's run down,
you said that yourself.
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Maybe the regeneration
is actually a good thing.
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You said you'd be professional.
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Yes...
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..boss.
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Professional.
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Thank you. Thank you, darling,
I'm going to go and check...
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Arrgh!
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The cleaner's cupboard
is in the utility room.
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The what?
252
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The cleaner's cupboard, it's in
the utility room over there, please.
253
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,040
Who is the cleaner?
254
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,800
It's over there.
255
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,440
Thank you.
256
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,200
I'm ever so sorry about that.
257
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,200
Oh, that's embarrassing.
258
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,400
I like your shoes.
259
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,360
I like your shoes, do they come off?
260
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,640
No. No. No. But seriously...
261
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:19,560
I, err, never thought it was possible
262
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,760
but beautiful mermaids do exist, eh?
263
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:26,360
That line is probably going to work
well with the girls back home.
264
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,840
Mmm.
265
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,640
But I'm Karla from Essex, mate,
just buy me a drink.
266
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,640
Hey...
267
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,840
Hey, get me some triple hairy
naughty bastards, man.
268
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,640
Actually, forget that,
let's go and dance eh?
269
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,440
Look at you, show me
what you can do eh?
270
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,640
Mm mm mm hey.
271
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,680
Let's get...
272
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,520
Yeah.
Woo!
273
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,760
Sad and happy and guilty
all at the same time.
274
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,760
Is this a mental difficulty?
275
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:11,640
No, man. That is fatherhood. You will
feel all them things everyday.
276
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,480
Mmm.
Yeah.
277
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,640
And then you die.
278
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,880
It's always there, death, always...
279
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,000
..waiting.
280
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,520
Message received loud and clear, ta.
281
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,320
No more risks, Bagpipes, stay safe.
282
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,480
No more saveloys,
I'm on a health kick.
283
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,840
Cheers.
284
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:38,720
Compliments on the food, Kirsty,
such an interesting mix of cultures.
285
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,720
Although you might want
to make your hiring policy
286
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,960
a little less interesting,
if you get my drift?
287
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,480
Yeah?
288
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,160
Oh, there you go. Thank you.
289
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,720
They docked me for the broken dish.
290
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,000
Yeah.
291
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
It's not right, Kirsty.
292
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,240
I know, Ag.
293
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:18,560
I can't go pissing off clients just
because they've ripped off my mate.
294
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,800
Shit.
295
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:27,560
Right. Stick this lot in the car
and then I'll be back in a minute.
296
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,280
Ah, I'm glad you haven't left.
297
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,360
Yeah. I wanted one more
last look at all this.
298
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:41,120
This place, it's the reason why
I started my business,
299
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,600
why I graft so hard.
300
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,880
But there ain't no point
301
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,880
if I'm selling out my mate
to some chinless prat...
302
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,560
Excuse me, what...
303
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:54,360
That woman out there
is a proper lady mate.
304
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,880
The classiest bird you've ever met.
But I'm not.
305
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:01,960
So if you don't wanna be digesting
some poxy knick-knack
306
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,520
for the next week...
Oh...
307
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,560
..you'd better hand over the...
308
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,000
What's that?
309
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,240
The...this is your friend's money.
310
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,080
I gave you the envelope
for the cleaner by mistake.
311
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,200
Oh... Right. Um...
312
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,640
Careful, it's an antique.
313
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,400
Any chance of a recommend...
Oh, none whatsoever.
314
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,680
Didn't...didn't think so.
315
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,240
Ta.
316
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,920
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
317
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,320
Oh, err...
Fish!
318
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,200
Reel it in.
I... I can't.
319
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,640
What do you mean?
I can't.
320
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,720
Yes. You can.
321
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,360
Yes. You can,
bring the bloody thing in man.
322
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,360
Come on. Pull it, pull it.
Pull it, pull it!
323
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,440
A-ha, here he comes.
Put your back into it.
324
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,960
Yeah. Alright. OK. Alright.
325
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,920
Gotta do, you know,
you've just gotta play it.
326
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,040
Alright. Alright here he comes.
Here he comes.
327
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,560
OK. OK. OK.
328
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,680
He's gone.
329
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,120
No. No. No. No.
330
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,240
No. He's gone, he's gone.
What do you mean?
331
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,840
He's in there!
Pull it, pull it, pull it!
332
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,800
(ALL EXCLAIM)
333
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,600
Come on!
334
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,320
Oooh...
335
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,600
Let's go and find somewhere quiet...
Wait, wait, wait.
336
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,760
Wow, wow what am I doing?
What?
337
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,040
Ah, eish, I cannot, err,
I cannot go with you, Karla.
338
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,440
I'm sorry.
Oh, why?
339
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,280
Err, it would be
a mistake because um...
340
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,280
Eh, I have a girlfriend! Hey.
341
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,480
Oh you know what they say...
What is this?
342
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,320
What happens on the boat...
343
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,440
..stays on the boat.
344
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,240
Ha. Eh, no, no, no, no, no,
345
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,440
that is why
I need to get off the boat.
346
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,480
Look, ah, I'm sorry,
you are a very...
347
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,000
Eish, err beautiful...
348
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:09,480
..mmm, mermaid,
but I must return to land.
349
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,880
You sure?
350
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,000
Hey, stop it.
351
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,680
Hey. Oh, sorry. Forgive me, Eh?
Eh, next week, Kwame, yes?
352
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,040
Eish no, err Kobna! House boy!
353
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,040
Time to go!
354
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,880
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Ha!
355
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,680
I don't believe it.
It's the same bloody fish!
356
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,000
What do you mean? Eh?
357
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,320
I'd recognise that face anywhere.
358
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,160
But brother, it's just a...
it's just a fish, Bagpipes.
359
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,280
No no no,
it's not just a fish, is it?
360
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,160
It's just a fish
minding its own business
361
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,440
and then plucked from very existence
by some silly sod who wants a laugh.
362
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,320
And now he's over and done with!
What do you mean?
363
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,760
He's not done with, he's still here!
Yeah. He's still here, man.
364
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,840
He's a happy fish swimming
in the water, making tadpoles,
365
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,400
eating maggots and then...
366
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,600
Listen, he knows that one day
the big hook is gonna take him out
367
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,840
but until then he's just livin',
otherwise he's already dead.
368
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,320
And you are like him, Baggy!
369
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,600
You are like this,
strong like this salmon.
370
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,240
You are exactly like him,
just a happy fish...
371
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,360
Gasping for air, oh...
he's gasping for air.
372
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,720
He's gasping. He's gasping. Shit.
373
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,800
Yeah...
374
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,760
I think he's gonna be alright.
375
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,080
Of course he is, Bagpipes.
Of course he is.
376
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:35,600
Many rivers to cross...
377
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,000
But I can't seem to find...
378
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,680
Time to see to Daddy.
379
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,080
Wandering, I am lost
380
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,800
As I travel along...
Goodbye, Daddy.
381
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,320
..the white cliffs of Dover
382
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:04,360
Many rivers to cross...
383
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:09,440
Dear, Mama, Sorry it has been so long
since I wrote
384
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,000
but I've reached
an important decision in my life
385
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,320
that I want to share with you.
386
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,280
It is a decision
about the sort of man that I am
387
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,800
and what I want to be...
388
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,200
..someone who is honourable
and loyal,
389
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:31,920
someone who is there for the good
moments as well as the bad.
390
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:38,000
Someone with love in his heart.
391
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,520
Many rivers to cross
392
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:57,440
But just where to begin
393
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,800
I'm playing for time
394
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:07,240
There are times I find myself
395
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:11,120
Thinking of committing
396
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,960
Some dreadful crime
397
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,520
Yes, I've got many rivers
to cross...
398
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,000
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