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Okay, before she gets on,
what do we think about Annie
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moving back to Orlando
to live with her parents?
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I know. It's crazy, I don't like it.
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Superior orange juice.
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Wait, Annie's moving back home?
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Yeah, she told the
Gossip Girls last night.
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Honorary member.
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- Also founding member.
- And then Michelle told me
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right after Annie told you guys.
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- Couples confidentiality clause.
- Rufus, how'd you know?
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How did I know?
How d... how didn't I know.
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- Orlando? Like, Florida?
- No, Orlando like Bloom, Ben.
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Gosh, first the NBA, now Annie.
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Oh, my God. Do I want
to move to Florida?
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Why, so you can see
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your Clippers lose to the Lakers again?
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Dang, Garret, Kawhi
you gotta be so rude?
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They're just acclimating
to life in the bubble.
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They haven't seen their
families for months.
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Oh, can I be a basketball person?
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But Annie can't go.
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I mean, she's our family.
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Well, technically,
she's her family's family.
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Maybe she misses them.
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She's just going stir crazy.
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What Annie needs is
some local, COVID-approved,
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quarantine bae
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- for some quarantine "Hey."
- Ooh!
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You speak as if from experience.
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Well, I can neither confirm nor deny
that I may or may not
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be getting some regularly
scheduled maintenance.
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What? Good for you.
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Well, you know maybe Annie
is one of those people
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That has trouble
divorcing sex and feelings,
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Which I've heard is a thing.
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I'll tell you what Annie
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won't have trouble with...
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Aah! All them gentlemen callers
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- in them central Florida suburbs.
- Mm-hmm,
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just fields of former high school flames
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Turned husband material
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with real estate licenses
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just awaiting Miss Annie's return.
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You do know that Florida
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isn't the Deep South, right?
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Well, where is it then? The Lower East?
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Hey, y'all. Sorry I'm late.
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I was talking to this guy
who might sublet my apartment.
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- So this move is for real?
- Yeah.
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You think my downstairs
neighbors will mind
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He's an online Muay Thai instructor?
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Why, because of the noise,
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or because of a potentially
asymptomatic virus carrier
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penetrating their bubble of safety?
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This whole thing is madness.
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No, you know what's madness?
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I haven't left my
apartment in five months.
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My parents' house has a pool,
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my mom makes the best ropa vieja,
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and the humidity sucks,
but it's great for my skin.
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Yeah, 'cause your
skin is hideous here.
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I'm paying a ton of money
in LA rent and for what?
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I can't see the city or my friends,
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And it's not like I have a boyfriend
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- to you know, you know...
- Have sex with?
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Use to drive in the HOV lane?
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Oh, tap dance with at
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the Griffith Park Observatory?
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We'll still be able to chat
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on video like we do now.
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Question: does your mom
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make the ropa vieja
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- with her own sofrito?
- Absolutely.
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Follow-up question:
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can I move in with your parents too?
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No. No one is moving.
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Life, relationships,
friendships are tenuous.
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We must stay close. We must.
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- Was that a haiku?
- I think so. We'll be right back.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Uh, where did everyone go?
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This is my Scheme Team breakout room.
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Ugh, no. No, Rufus, no more schemes.
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I almost lost a kidney last time.
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Every Thelma needs a Louise.
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Do you know how that movie ends? No.
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Why do you always pick
me for these things?
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Because you're easily swayed,
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and this is a scheme to
keep Annie in Los Angeles.
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All right, I guess I'll hear you out.
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One person moves away,
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and the entire friend
group chemistry is disrupted
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Like an atom losing an electron.
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Next thing you know,
it's just you, your tears,
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and the artisanal IPA
you brew in your bathtub.
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I didn't know we meant that much to you,
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Or that that was how you
were making that beer!
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When we were working retail together,
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and you, Annie, and Ellis
accidentally invited me
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to dinner at Michelle and Garret's,
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It gave me that warm,
fuzzy feeling you get
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when you see Colin Firth
in a romantic comedy.
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I do not get the appeal of that dude.
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If Annie leaves,
I know where this goes:
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back to loneliness.
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Where I thrive, but still.
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All right.
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- What's the plan?
- Simple.
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We keep the electron from gravitating
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towards a higher affinity atom.
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We stop Annie from leaving,
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- starting with a little blackmail.
- Wait, we're blackmailing her?
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- I'll explain everything in the group.
- Why can't you tell me right here?
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Where did you guys go?
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- Hand sanitizer.
- Uh, yeah...
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We're launching a
whole new product line.
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Guys, it's August.
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No one cares about
hand sanitizer anymore.
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We've all just given up.
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Annie Diaz,
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would you describe your
relationship with your mother,
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Marta Alejandra Diaz,
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as being congruent,
politically speaking?
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- Why do you know my mom's full name?
- Great question.
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May I present to you my deposition.
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Exhibit A: a post from Annie's
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social media reading,
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"Defund the Police."
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Yeah, that's not how depositions work...
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Exactly. Exhibit B.
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An email from Marta
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reading, "Refund the Police."
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What? My mom said that?
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A house in suburban Florida divided.
The defense rests.
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That's still not a deposition, bro.
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You know, my dad sends
me daily email forwards
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About how Bill Gates is trying
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to kill us with a vaccine.
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What Bill Gates ever do to anyone?
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Windows 95, Clippy,
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Minesweeper...
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Wait, why is my mom
sending you emails?
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Parents love me.
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I've been told it's
my childlike sense of wonder.
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Annie, if you're gonna have
drama with your parents,
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You know, I mean, maybe
you shouldn't move back home.
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Oh, it's fine. I just need to school
my mom on the state of our country.
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Thankfully, I do my homework.
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Your social media
activism has been on point.
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You didn't even fall
for the black square.
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I don't know, Annie.
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The brain loses elasticity as we age
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Making it very hard to change.
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Our parents minds
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are like a pair of suede pants.
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Hey, that's not always true.
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My mom and I had a huge falling out
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when I decided to have my
gender confirmation surgery,
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and it took a lot of time,
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and energy, but now Janice
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and I are stronger than ever.
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We owe it to our parents
to give them the chance
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- to grow as people.
- Exactly.
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My mom's a good person.
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She just doesn't have
all the right info.
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Luckily, I've got killer
rhetoric-al skills.
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- You mean "rhetorical"?
- No, not like a rhetorical question.
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Rhetoric-al, as in rhetoric
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but the adjective of it.
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Yeah, this is maybe not gonna
go as smooth as you think.
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- Annie.
- Annabelle!
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- Dimelo.
- Why are you in different rooms?
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Because your mom doesn't understand
the perfect AC temperature
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is 67 degrees.
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For the walk-in refrigerator at Costco.
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- Okay, Mo...
- Oh, and speaking of Costco...
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She emptied out the store for you.
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What about you, Se�or Samples?
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- They're free.
- Ay, Annie, I got you
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those carbonated waters
that you like that smell like ChapStick.
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Also this hair towel
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because you never dry
your hair after the shower,
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and it's bad for your sinuses.
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- Mom, I'm not a kid anymore!
- You are my youngest.
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You will always be my baby.
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Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about...
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Ooh, I almost forgot the travel suit!
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I saw it on QVC.
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Let me send it to you.
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Mom, that looks insane.
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It's already on the way.
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No, you have to talk to
me about these things!
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You can't just assume that I'm gonna...
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Ooh, you're gonna be here in time
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For Mileidys's baby shower! Oy.
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You know, she had a very hard time
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Getting pregnant, pobresita.
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She tried everything.
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She even wore the evil eye
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on her wrists and her ankles.
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Nothing. They had to mortgage the house
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In order to pay for
the fertility treatment.
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Dios m�o, qu� cosa!
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That "Refund the Police"
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email was clutch!
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Both: Scheme Team!
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All right, now for phase two.
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I'm hacking into Annie's newsfeeds
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and flooding them with targeted ads
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To remind her of how much Florida sucks.
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Check it out.
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Alligator insurance,
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local congressmen,
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- and this gross dating website I found.
- Wow.
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Hey, are we doing the right thing?
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Last thing I wanna do is hurt Annie.
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Ben, a Scheme Team
requires full transparency.
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Is there something else
going on between you two?
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With me and Annie? No,
no, we're just friends.
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I mean, there was this one
intense moment in Chicago
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where I thought there
may have been a vibe,
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But... she told me a story
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about how she could never date a friend,
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which definitely killed the vibe.
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Mmm, vibes are a fragile wavelength.
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Like friend groups,
they need to be lovingly maintained.
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Now, can we please
manipulate our good pal
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- into staying in LA with us?
- Let's do it.
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Pero how do you know the
police have too much money?
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I think the police
don't have enough money.
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Mom, they're like
the Kardashian-Jenners.
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They have so much they're
being irresponsible with it.
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Stormi did not need her own
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theme park for her birthday.
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- That was too much for Stormi.
- No. That is true.
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50% of most city
budgets go to the police.
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That's way too much.
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How do you know it's too much?
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Are you city planner, hmm?
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You could've been a city planner.
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You used to do that afterschool program.
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What was it called?
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- Youth in Congress.
- Yes.
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You learned so much from that.
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Too bad you ruined your
life by becoming a writer.
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Mom, it's okay for
people in my generation
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to pursue their passions.
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Passions do not pay the bills, mija.
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I'm in construction, and
I have a passion for it.
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- Ram�n, please!
- Agh.
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Look, this issue is
bigger than police funding.
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It's a systemic racial issue.
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Did you know 35% of African American men
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are incarcerated while only 50% aren't?
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What about the other 15%?
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- What?
- 35 plus 50 is 85.
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No, Ram�n?
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Oh, I can talk now?
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Entonces? Where's the other 15%?
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Um...
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Well, I know it's a real thing.
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I shared an article on, um...
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Hold on, let me just... Mmm...
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Maybe they didn't fill out the survey
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About... if they were
incarcerated maybe?
266
00:09:33,096 --> 00:09:35,859
That's the thing about surveys.
Not everyone fills them out
267
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sometimes, so...
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Mija, you can't trust
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everything you read
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on the internet.
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Do you get Fox News in LA?
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It was so embarrassing!
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My mom ran circles around me
in a political argument! My mom.
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Up until about a month ago,
she though RBG was a clothing designer.
275
00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:02,361
So does this mean
you're not moving home?
276
00:10:02,386 --> 00:10:04,072
Well, I wasn't going to,
277
00:10:04,096 --> 00:10:06,881
but then I started seeing
all these ads for Florida,
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00:10:06,905 --> 00:10:08,769
- and it made me nostalgic.
- Both: Nostalgic?
279
00:10:08,794 --> 00:10:11,063
Yeah, I forgot how cute alligators are.
280
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,557
You hear that, Rufus?
She's feeling nostalgic!
281
00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:16,255
Also my ex-boyfriend from high school
who used to be in a one-man
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00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,596
Kid Rock cover band...
283
00:10:17,621 --> 00:10:20,085
So a Kid Rock impersonator,
because that's what that is.
284
00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:23,597
He got his real estate license,
and he's super rich now.
285
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,464
He has the huge house
next to Joey Fatone.
286
00:10:25,489 --> 00:10:28,326
We're just friends, but he said if
things with my parents get weird,
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00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:30,726
I can stay with him.
Although I prefer not to
288
00:10:30,751 --> 00:10:32,914
because he's always tries to
make me sing the Sheryl Crow part
289
00:10:32,938 --> 00:10:34,153
of the song "Picture."
290
00:10:34,178 --> 00:10:36,890
Well, if it isn't Mr. Husband Material
291
00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:38,838
Here to sweep you away
to his most certainly
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00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:40,207
tacky McMansion.
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Oh, Mr. Former Kid Rock,
294
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,711
- I do accept this rock on my finger.
- Okay, guys.
295
00:10:45,736 --> 00:10:48,246
Florida is not the South.
296
00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:50,483
Oh, well, look at its location on a map.
297
00:10:50,508 --> 00:10:52,817
Ben, Rufus, what's
with the phone pinging?
298
00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:54,947
You guys still talking
about hand sanitizer?
299
00:10:54,972 --> 00:10:56,898
- 100%, yes.
- 100%, big time, big time.
300
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:57,930
Yeah, what is going on with you two?
301
00:10:57,955 --> 00:10:59,891
Yeah, I know Ben is easily swayed,
302
00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:02,428
but this level of interest
in a Rufus-driven business
303
00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:03,861
is entirely suspect.
304
00:11:03,885 --> 00:11:05,244
I am not easily swayed!
305
00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:07,455
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, you totally are.
306
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,030
- Okay, fine.
- Guys, can we focus?
307
00:11:10,055 --> 00:11:12,295
I know defunding the police
is the right thing to do,
308
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,388
I just don't know how to get
my parents to know that.
309
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,794
They do not play fair.
They use Jedi mind tricks.
310
00:11:17,819 --> 00:11:19,686
My mom won an argument with me once
311
00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:21,669
by staring at me without blinking.
312
00:11:21,694 --> 00:11:23,349
I'm still working on a rebuttal.
313
00:11:23,374 --> 00:11:26,381
Well, take it from a three-time
Mountain State regional debate champ,
314
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:29,250
You gotta get inside
the competition's head.
315
00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:31,051
And what's inside your mom's head
316
00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:34,630
is a deep and unquestioning
love of the cops
317
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,062
because that's exactly what
318
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,876
American TV and film has put there.
319
00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:40,982
I guess if people haven't had
a negative experience personally,
320
00:11:41,008 --> 00:11:43,208
like, say, every black
person in America,
321
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,902
It's hard for them to see the cops
322
00:11:44,926 --> 00:11:47,203
- as anything but the good guys.
- Yeah, meanwhile,
323
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:50,261
I was in my twenties when
I realized that the "bad boys"
324
00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:53,477
in the theme song from "Cops"
weren't the cops.
325
00:11:53,502 --> 00:11:55,358
They have too much money.
326
00:11:55,383 --> 00:11:58,333
In LA we give them $2 billion a year.
327
00:11:58,358 --> 00:12:00,861
If only we could spend a little
bit of that on public education,
328
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,914
then Richie and I wouldn't
have to take out a loan
329
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,496
to pay 28 grand to pay
330
00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:06,493
for virtual private school,
331
00:12:07,055 --> 00:12:09,436
which is just Big Bird on an iPad!
332
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:10,911
Wait, 28...
333
00:12:10,935 --> 00:12:12,493
You are sending me the 20 bucks
334
00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:14,082
you owe me from poker now.
335
00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:15,740
I said we needed a loan!
336
00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,912
Yeah, people don't realize
that "defund the police"
337
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:21,797
- just means fund other departments.
- Like social workers, you know,
338
00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:23,830
so a man with a gun
and 16 weeks of training
339
00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:26,280
- doesn't answer mental health calls.
- I wish I could just
340
00:12:26,305 --> 00:12:27,749
bring you guys with me
341
00:12:27,774 --> 00:12:29,454
to talk to my parents.
342
00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:30,931
You can't bring us,
343
00:12:30,956 --> 00:12:32,899
but we can help you prepare.
344
00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:33,626
Ooh.
345
00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:35,460
- Ooh, a project, a project!
- Debate team!
346
00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:37,135
I love a good mise-en-place!
347
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,096
Also you can bring Ben.
348
00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:41,358
- You can?
- Oh, okay.
349
00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:42,858
Thanks, Ben.
350
00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:45,847
Rufus, these schemes
aren't working, bruh.
351
00:12:45,872 --> 00:12:47,352
Look, if Annie wants to move home,
352
00:12:47,377 --> 00:12:50,282
- I think we just gotta let her go.
- You can't! She likes you.
353
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,709
What?
354
00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:55,859
Annie likes you, and I
think you like her too.
355
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:57,865
I think that's why you agreed
to this scheme In the first place.
356
00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:00,051
You've been Colin Firth the whole time.
357
00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:03,352
No, no, no, she told me in Chicago
she could never date a friend.
358
00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:05,293
You know what's great
about this country?
359
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,295
People are allowed
to change their minds.
360
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,299
They're even allowed to
admit that they were wrong.
361
00:13:09,447 --> 00:13:10,570
Wait...
362
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,879
Is that why you wanted
me on your Scheme Team?
363
00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:15,052
Am I your emergency backup plan?
364
00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:16,476
- How do you mean?
- How do I know you're not
365
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:19,052
lying to get me to help you
save your friend group molecule.
366
00:13:19,077 --> 00:13:21,061
What? I never lie!
367
00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:23,012
You're lying to Annie right now!
368
00:13:23,038 --> 00:13:25,932
Okay, Annie I am lying to.
369
00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:28,228
Yes, but do you really wanna
370
00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:29,429
lose her to a fake Kid Rock
371
00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:31,531
that lives next door
to a real Joey Fatone!?
372
00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:36,829
Okay, what? Now I gotta help
her get along with her parents?
373
00:13:36,854 --> 00:13:38,369
That's what she'll think,
374
00:13:38,394 --> 00:13:40,081
but actually you'll be feeding her
375
00:13:40,106 --> 00:13:42,461
the exact wrong things to say.
376
00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:44,412
It's Scheme Team phase three,
377
00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:46,993
- a Reverse-Cyrano.
- A reverse-what?
378
00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:48,052
Scheme Team!
379
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:41,042
Hey, you ready?
380
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:44,618
Yeah, I think so. I got my talking
points, my non-talking points,
381
00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:47,052
- My turtle neck, my cotton balls.
- You got this.
382
00:14:47,076 --> 00:14:50,427
"You're gonna eat lightning
and crap thunder."
383
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,705
It's from "Rocky."
384
00:14:53,015 --> 00:14:55,952
Just remember, I'll be hiding
as a non-video participant.
385
00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:58,865
Your parents will not notice that,
but I'll be with you the whole time.
386
00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:00,896
Why are you so great?
387
00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:04,608
That's what friends are for.
388
00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:08,032
Thanks, Ben. It means a lot
having you in my corner.
389
00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:11,486
Okay.
390
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,851
Here goes nothing.
391
00:15:22,644 --> 00:15:24,324
- Hey.
- Hi, mija.
392
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,627
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Gimme one second.
393
00:15:30,986 --> 00:15:34,082
Okay, I understand
political conversations
394
00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:37,612
can be tricky, so I wanted
to ease into it
395
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,662
and talk about...
396
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:41,619
"Personal finances"?
397
00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:42,965
Ay, now she's finally
ready to hear my YouTube
398
00:15:42,989 --> 00:15:44,613
- on how to balance a checkbook?
- You need some money, mija?
399
00:15:44,638 --> 00:15:46,216
Sorry, actually
400
00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:48,081
let's discuss...
401
00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:51,923
All the TV remotes?
402
00:15:51,949 --> 00:15:53,650
We have asked your brother so
many times for this one thing.
403
00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,872
There's a remote for the TV,
a remote for the speakers,
404
00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:56,982
A remote for the cable box,
405
00:15:57,007 --> 00:15:58,433
a remote for the streaming box...
406
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,234
It doesn't make sense! And he refuses!
407
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,806
After everything I did.
408
00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:03,858
Marta, relax.
409
00:16:03,883 --> 00:16:05,918
Te va a dar algo!
410
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:08,574
You know what?
Let's forget the icebreakers.
411
00:16:09,005 --> 00:16:10,918
Mom, I wanted to talk about
412
00:16:10,942 --> 00:16:12,852
your refund the police email.
413
00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:14,975
Annabelle, please, you wanna
give your mom a heart attack?
414
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:16,766
We already know she's gonna
be talking about those remotes
415
00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:19,353
- until next week!
- Just hear me out.
416
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,013
I realize I feel passionately
about a lot of issues,
417
00:16:22,038 --> 00:16:23,495
But I also recognize
418
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,426
I take in a lot of my news from TikTok.
419
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:30,062
All I know is, it seems as if
the system is broken.
420
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,011
Maybe if we had better healthcare,
421
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,579
Mileidys wouldn't have
to mortgage her house
422
00:16:35,604 --> 00:16:37,453
to pay for fertility treatments.
423
00:16:37,478 --> 00:16:39,614
I mean, what if I have fertility issues?
424
00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:41,991
Por Dios, no! My grandkids, no!
425
00:16:42,015 --> 00:16:44,883
Not that I'm planning
to have kids anytime soon,
426
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:48,981
but, my friend Pradeep
is about to pay $28,000
427
00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:51,862
in private school because
public schools are inadequate.
428
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,823
Remember Youth in Congress,
429
00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:55,827
the program in high school you
thought could change my life?
430
00:16:56,008 --> 00:16:57,583
It's lost its funding.
431
00:16:57,608 --> 00:16:58,656
- Oh, qu� l�stima.
- No.
432
00:16:58,681 --> 00:17:00,334
The funding for so many things
433
00:17:00,359 --> 00:17:01,951
that could change people's lives
434
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:03,908
is just disappearing or never
435
00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:05,453
been there in the first place.
436
00:17:05,478 --> 00:17:08,300
It just feels as if we're spending
the wealth of this country
437
00:17:08,325 --> 00:17:11,626
in ways that don't benefit
the people that live in it.
438
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,031
Defunding the police is not
439
00:17:13,056 --> 00:17:14,941
about removing the police,
440
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,637
the police will still be here.
441
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,890
It won't make us any less safe.
442
00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,955
It'll just make us more whole.
443
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,772
Mom?
444
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:27,753
- You're frozen.
- No, I'm thinking.
445
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:31,513
- We get to keep the police?
- Yes, we just take
446
00:17:31,537 --> 00:17:34,148
some of their money
and spend it in better ways.
447
00:17:34,173 --> 00:17:37,834
All this defund talk is scary
with all these protests.
448
00:17:38,108 --> 00:17:40,352
But maybe
449
00:17:40,849 --> 00:17:42,351
you're right...
450
00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:45,592
It does feel like things need to change.
451
00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:48,825
America is always trying
to make itself better.
452
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,998
That's why we came here,
453
00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:52,991
but it takes work.
454
00:17:53,016 --> 00:17:56,465
Annie, I'm proud
you're out there trying.
455
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,456
The younger generation,
456
00:17:58,481 --> 00:18:00,992
we make fun of you and your TikyTok,
457
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:02,867
but we are inspired by you.
458
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,166
You give us hope.
459
00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:07,629
Thanks, Dad.
460
00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,181
I can't wait for you to come home.
461
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,133
Me too. I love you guys.
462
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:13,972
We love you, baby.
463
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,117
Send me a picture when
you try on the hazmat suit.
464
00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:17,177
Hmm?
465
00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:26,055
Where'd you go?
466
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,004
I thought you were gonna
help me pee lightning
467
00:18:28,029 --> 00:18:29,763
And pass hail stones or whatever.
468
00:18:29,788 --> 00:18:34,078
I know. I just felt like
you didn't need me.
469
00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:35,844
You know, maybe you
do better on your own.
470
00:18:35,869 --> 00:18:38,370
Ben, I'm always gonna need you.
471
00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:40,301
Who's gonna make fun of
my horrible impressions?
472
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,403
I mean, they are horrible.
473
00:18:42,499 --> 00:18:44,365
Impressions aren't
even cool to begin with,
474
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,065
So when you do them badly,
it's just very confusing.
475
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,362
Why are you smiling?
476
00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:56,022
I don't know. I... watching you
with your parents, it was just...
477
00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,369
It's like seeing you
on a whole other level.
478
00:18:58,726 --> 00:19:01,639
Yeah, I have no memory of what I said.
479
00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:03,855
Well, it was pretty amazing.
480
00:19:05,026 --> 00:19:06,732
You really moving back home?
481
00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:08,759
I don't know.
482
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,558
You think I should?
483
00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:14,894
- No.
- No?
484
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:17,896
No. I'd miss you.
485
00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:21,262
- You would?
- Yes. I would.
486
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,665
Look, you gotta make
your own decision,
487
00:19:24,036 --> 00:19:26,236
and I know we're just talking
through screens right now,
488
00:19:26,261 --> 00:19:28,567
but, the thought of you
moving to another screen
489
00:19:28,592 --> 00:19:31,670
in a different time zone,
2,500 miles away,
490
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:34,901
yeah, you can put me down
for a no on that one.
491
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,247
Okay.
492
00:19:37,632 --> 00:19:39,993
I'll take it under advisement.
493
00:19:40,369 --> 00:19:41,890
Hey, how did you know?
494
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:44,252
Know... I don't know. Know what?
495
00:19:44,277 --> 00:19:46,415
That Orlando was 2,500 miles away?
496
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:49,373
Aw, yeah, I just... I just guessed.
497
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:53,266
- Why? Is it?
- Yeah, 2,500 miles.
498
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,076
I looked it up.
499
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:59,022
- Good night, Ben.
- Good night, Annie.
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00:20:13,892 --> 00:20:18,892
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