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Wow. Douchebag.
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- Hello?
- Dude, why are you still at the party?
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You were supposed
to be here by now.
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Okay, dude, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it's fine, it's fine.
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I just... Jake?
Hello...
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Jake, I'm FaceTiming you.
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Hey, Andy!
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Brad?
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Bummer, dude,
I heard about your license.
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You lost it, right?
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- No, I...
- Dude, just... just think back.
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"Where was the last place
that I remember having it?"
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- Right?
- Right.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, thanks for the advice, Brad.
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- Yeah, man.
- Hey, man,
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could you possibly get Jake for me?
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Oh yeah, dude, of course, bro.
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Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!
Jake! Jake! Jake!
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Dude, what the...
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J...
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Jake!
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- Oh my God, did you see that?
- Dude...
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- Yeah, dude!
- Did you see that?
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Jake, dude, what the hell?
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Jake, why did you tell Brad
I lost my license?
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Dude, Brad is not that bad.
I mean, he's actually a good dude.
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He's just like a people person.
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Why haven't you left yet, man?
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Dude, I was sobering up for you.
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Dude, you're playing beer pong.
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Yeah, and we just swept them.
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- My last drink was like an hour ago, man.
- Okay, okay, Jake.
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Jake, listen to me.
Listen to me, man, listen.
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- Okay, I'm listening.
- Okay?
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- Yes!
- Okay, if anyone asks,
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my car was stolen, okay?
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By the Domino's near Canyon.
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- What?
- All right, I'm messing it up
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so it'll look... it'll look
like it's been stolen.
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What?
What are you talking about?
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Jake, and if anybody asks,
you were driving.
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Is that why you just... you just posted
that bullshit Instagram story?
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Dude, I literally...
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I'm gonna go to jail, man.
This is the worst day of my life.
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- Dude, this is, like, fucked, man.
- Dude, I know, I know.
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It's so messed up.
It's messed up, but hey.
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Jake, this isn't just about
me and Dana, okay?
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This is...
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Tomorrow's my dad's birthday.
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Tomorrow's not your dad's birthday.
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New Year's Day?
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Yes.
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Damn.
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Um... okay.
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Jake, hello...
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Jake, hello?
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Dude?
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- Yeah.
- Jake?
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Dude, are you still coming?
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Fucking 45 minutes away, okay?
Bye.
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- Dude.
- Yeah, see you soon, bye.
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Thank you so... dude, thank...
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All right.
Stolen car.
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Hey, guys,
it's your boy, Tony J.
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All right, today, me and my brother Kyle
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are gonna show you
how to hotwire a car.
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In this case,
it's our 2002 Toyota Tundra.
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All right, Kyle.
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All right, slip down ahead
and cut the ignition wires here.
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There's a bunch of these
big free suckers right here.
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They're the ones
that are gonna start your car.
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This blue wire controls
all your accessories,
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radios, everything.
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So, when I touch these two wires,
it'll turn on some lights.
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I'm gonna twist 'em up.
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And then, this black wire,
the hot wire,
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is gonna start the car.
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- And there she goes.
- There you have it.
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Hey, Mom.
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It's me, Lionel.
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What? Lionel, what...
What are you doing with Mom's phone?
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I'm in Uncle Jeff's car.
We're almost at Claim Jumper.
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If you see a call from me,
don't answer.
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- Mom stole my phone.
- Wait, what?
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I did it.
I deleted the text.
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Didn't you get the text
I sent you from her phone?
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That was... that was you?
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I said "Got it" with a thumbs up.
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So, what happened to Dad's car?
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- Wait, so she...
- I thought you said this was about Dana.
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Yeah, wait, so she didn't...
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Don't worry.
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Oh, shit.
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Mom?
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Andy, you said this happened
at the Pizza Hut, right?
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Yeah... no, I mean Domino's.
But hey, listen.
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Did you hear me earlier
when I said...
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Yes, Andy,
I can hear you just fine.
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Okay, so you didn't call
the police, did you?
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- Officer Cutler, are you still there?
- What?
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Yes, ma'am, I'm here.
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Thank you so much
for your patience, Officer.
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Andy, this is Officer Glen Cutler.
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Hi, Andy.
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The officer has some questions for you.
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So, the vehicle
was discovered missing
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about what time, would you say?
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Um... I'm not sure.
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Uh, I think around 4:30.
It could have been later.
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Uh-huh, and when
was it last seen?
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I'd like to get an APB out,
see if we had anyone
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- in the area at the time.
- Can we possibly do this later?
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I really need to find a ride.
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Andy!
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Let's not waste
Officer Cutler's time.
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Not a problem, ma'am.
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We can a send a car by for you, son,
if you'd like.
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Oh, that would be great.
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No, no, no.
I mean, I, uh...
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thank you so much,
but I really have to take care of, um...
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Uh, what other information
do you need from me?
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It was... it was a 1986 Ford Bronco,
it was white and red.
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And you were driving?
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- No.
- What?
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- Uh...
- Sorry?
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- Jake was driving.
- Jake?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, who?
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Why was Jake driving?
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Because I couldn't drive.
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Why couldn't you drive?
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Because, Mom.
Because...
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Why couldn't you?
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I... I couldn't.
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Why?
Why, Andrew?
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Because Dana broke up with me!
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This, uh...
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this really isn't my purview, folks.
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Jake forgot to lock the door.
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He's kind of an idiot sometimes.
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Um, Officer Cutler,
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could I just come into the station
tomorrow morning
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and make a full statement?
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Does that work for you, sir?
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That should be fine.
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Okay, great.
Thank you so much, Officer.
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Okay, great, well,
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that about wraps it up on my end.
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We'll look forward to your visit,
and, uh, yeah.
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Thank you so much,
Officer Cutler.
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We really appreciate your help.
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My pleasure.
Bye now.
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Well...
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do you wanna talk about it?
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No.
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Why didn't you tell me, Andy?
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Don't you know
you can tell me anything?
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Yeah.
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Look, I'm walking into a restaurant.
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Hey, Mom, wait.
One more thing.
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Yeah?
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Um...
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Lionel didn't...
He didn't take the booze.
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I took it.
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Andy... you're more
like your father than you think.
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But unfortunately, you can't get
your brother out of this one.
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Yeah.
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I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
I love you.
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I love you too.
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