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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:37,036 ♪ You're breakin' my heart you're tearin' apart ♪ 2 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ So fuck you ♪ 3 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:47,631 ♪ All I wanna do is have a good time now I'm blue ♪ 4 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:56,097 ♪ You wanna boogaloo run down to Tramps ♪ 5 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:59,642 ♪ Have a dance or two ooh ♪ 6 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:03,104 ♪ You're breakin' my heart you're tearin' apart ♪ 7 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:08,068 ♪ But fuck you ♪ 8 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:13,574 ♪ You're breakin' my heart you're tearin' it apart ooh ♪ 9 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:22,249 ♪ You stepped on my ass you're breakin' my glasses too ♪ 10 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:30,464 ♪ You wanna drive my car buy a lot of stuff ♪ 11 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,968 ♪ I've had enough of you ooh ♪ 12 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:37,555 ♪ I'm goin' insane there's no one to blame ♪ 13 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,017 ♪ So fuck you ♪ 14 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,190 "Her nipples now so erect they 15 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,483 "seemed to reach out for him. 16 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,068 "Then in one quick movement, 17 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,195 "he took her full inside his mouth." 18 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,989 Listen to this. 19 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,126 Hey, guys, wait for me! 20 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:07,960 Hi, Sharon. 21 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:08,878 Hi, Jan. 22 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:13,466 ♪ Well my baby and me went out late Saturday night ♪ 23 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:17,928 ♪ I had my hair piled high and my baby just looked so right ♪ 24 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,765 ♪ Well pick you up at 10 gotta have you home by two ♪ 25 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:22,892 ♪ Your mama don't know what I catched off of you ♪ 26 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,226 ♪ But that's all right ♪ 27 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,061 ♪ 'Cause we're looking as cool as can be ♪ 28 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:25,895 Come on, hurry up. 29 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:26,729 We're gonna miss them! 30 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:27,563 They're gonna be dressed already. 31 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,606 Come on! 32 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:32,360 "Never had she wanted a man this much. 33 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:34,987 "Her longing swelled from deep inside her." 34 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,864 ♪ Well we found a little place ♪ 35 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:37,865 ♪ That really didn't look half bad ♪ 36 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,034 - Come on, Bubba, I can't hold you forever! 37 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,035 ♪ I had a whisky on the rocks ♪ 38 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:44,538 ♪ And change of a dollar for the jukebox ♪ 39 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:47,041 ♪ Well I put the cold rock into that can ♪ 40 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:47,875 ♪ But all they played was disco man ♪ 41 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,086 - Come on, Bubba, we can't hold you much longer! 42 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:53,964 ♪ Come on baby baby let's get out of here right away ♪ 43 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,299 ♪ We're gonna rock this town rock it inside out ♪ 44 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,093 Okay! 45 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,136 Ow! 46 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,388 Bubba! 47 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:03,683 ♪ We're gonna rock this town make 'em scream and shout ♪ 48 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,976 ♪ Let's rock rock rock man rock ♪ 49 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,228 ♪ We're gonna rock till we pop ♪ 50 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,396 ♪ We're gonna rock till you drop ♪ 51 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:11,732 ♪ We're gonna rock this town rock it inside out ♪ 52 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,241 Hey! 53 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,034 Oh, Bubba. 54 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,453 Dang! 55 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,413 I got it! 56 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,206 I got one! 57 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,254 Ooh! 58 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,803 ♪ Well we're havin' a ball ♪ 59 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:44,432 ♪ Just a-boppin' on the big dance floor ♪ 60 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:48,978 ♪ Well there's a real square cat he looks a 1974 ♪ 61 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,062 ♪ Well he looked at me once he looked at me twice ♪ 62 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,063 No! 63 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,064 That way! 64 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,483 Move it, chump. That way! 65 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,693 Move it, move it! 66 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:56,986 Come on, get over that way. 67 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:57,862 Move it, get over there. 68 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,157 "She felt as if she'd been pierced to 69 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,284 "the very soul by a bolt of lightning." 70 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,577 Betsy, listen to this. 71 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,080 "And then, just then, he raised himself up above her 72 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,249 "and plunged his fullness into her waiting..." 73 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,668 Can you believe this? 74 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,880 Hello, Chrissie, darling! 75 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,840 Betsy. 76 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,884 Hi, Jordan. 77 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,095 Is anything wrong? 78 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,221 Wrong? 79 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,431 Not at all. 80 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,016 Come on! 81 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,017 - I just can't get dressed for the big event 82 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:31,646 till my roommate finishes ironing my blouse! 83 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,316 - Well, do you want to borrow something of mine? 84 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,151 You can't be serious. 85 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,819 I mean, that's very sweet of you, Chrissie, 86 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,154 but I couldn't possibly. 87 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,616 Tell me, do you have any of that gaudy nail polish? 88 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,867 I wanna do my toes. 89 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:49,622 ♪ We're gonna rock this town rock it inside out ♪ 90 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:53,250 ♪ We're gonna rock this town make 'em scream and shout ♪ 91 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,128 I just don't feel dressed till my toes are done. 92 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,087 What's this color called? 93 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,088 Naked pink. 94 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,139 ♪ We're gonna rock this town rock it inside out ♪ 95 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:13,145 ♪ We're gonna rock this town rock it inside out ♪ 96 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:13,979 Look at her picture! 97 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,107 Hey, Bubba, you all right? 98 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,863 Thanks for the nail polish, Chrissie. 99 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:32,873 Where you going? 100 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,083 The stables. 101 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,376 She's given us so much horseshit, 102 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,754 it's only fair we give some back. 103 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,384 Christine Ramsay makes me sick. 104 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,177 If I have to spend one more night watching her 105 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,263 and Jim Green slobber all over each other, 106 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,557 I think I'm gonna scream. 107 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,559 - It sounds like maybe you're a little jealous. 108 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,435 Jealous? 109 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,188 I could have Jim in a minute! 110 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,860 That's some big horse. 111 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,111 Oh, God! 112 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:02,945 Excuse me. 113 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,114 Oh, gross, Betsy, that stinks! 114 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,824 Sure does! 115 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:07,992 You've got to let me light it. 116 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,327 You've got to let me light it. 117 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,415 Fire! 118 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,625 Fire! 119 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:32,850 ♪ I heard you say no ♪ 120 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,644 ♪ When I put my arms around you ♪ 121 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:40,482 ♪ But your eyes said go ♪ 122 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,402 ♪ And I'm so glad I found you ♪ 123 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:47,698 ♪ I heard you say no ♪ 124 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,450 ♪ When I put my arms around you ♪ 125 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,284 This is embarrassing! 126 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,118 Just try this. 127 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:51,952 Here. 128 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:52,786 It's gonna be great. 129 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,080 Hi. 130 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,373 Hi. 131 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,167 Come on. 132 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,881 Do you wanna dance? 133 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,218 Do you wanna dance? 134 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,012 No. 135 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,682 Do you wanna dance? 136 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:21,273 ♪ Your hand was shaking ♪ 137 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,067 ♪ Your mouth was sweet ♪ 138 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,235 ♪ Your eyes said yes ♪ 139 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,447 ♪ I was yours for the taking ♪ 140 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,701 ♪ I heard you say no ♪ 141 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,371 ♪ When I put my arms around you ♪ 142 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:40,335 ♪ But your eyes said go ♪ 143 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,879 ♪ And I'm so glad I found you ♪ 144 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,131 ♪ You say ♪ 145 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:53,555 Good evening. 146 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,350 Really! 147 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,355 Uh, for those of you who do not know who I am, 148 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,941 I am the headmistress here at Cherryvale, 149 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:04,817 Prudence Dutchbok. 150 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,943 Good old Miss Douchebag! 151 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,322 I would like to take this opportunity 152 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,825 to welcome some very special guests. 153 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,537 The outstanding ladies of the Cherryvale Building Committee. 154 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,958 A round of applause. 155 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,960 Largely due to their generosity, 156 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,838 we will soon have our new wing. 157 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,177 I would also like to welcome our neighbors, 158 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,513 the young men from the Freemount Academy for Men. 159 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,979 And now, all you boys and girls 160 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,148 have a grand and glorious time. 161 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:57,078 ♪ When you smiled and hold out your hand ♪ 162 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,207 Would it be like that? 163 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,667 Like in that book, I mean? 164 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,211 Oh, no, of course not. 165 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,379 It wouldn't? 166 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,464 No, I mean, it would be. 167 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:13,510 It would be just exactly like the book. 168 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,055 Well, okay, then. 169 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,140 Maybe we should try it. 170 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,266 Really? 171 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,934 Do you really want to do it? 172 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:21,810 All right! 173 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,020 Shh! 174 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,689 ♪ But I've just gotta try ♪ 175 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,441 - Look, Chris, this isn't something you just jump into, 176 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,484 you know? 177 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,902 I mean, I wouldn't want you to do anything 178 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,153 you're not totally ready for or anything. 179 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,654 What do you mean? 180 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,239 - Well, it's just that it's such a big step 181 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,074 and everything and... 182 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,534 I love you, Jim. 183 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,162 ♪ Just one touch ♪ 184 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,455 I love you, too, Chris. 185 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,749 ♪ And I'm lost inside your love ♪ 186 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,084 You're perfect, you know that? 187 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:46,835 ♪ Just one touch ♪ 188 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,669 Yeah, I guess I am. 189 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:51,840 ♪ Means more than words can say ♪ 190 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:56,805 ♪ Just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay ♪ 191 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:03,937 ♪ For always ♪ 192 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:10,735 ♪ When you whisper your feelings inside ♪ 193 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,195 I'm telling you, the closer he gets, 194 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,363 the bigger it gets! 195 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,159 ♪ I'll always need you near me ♪ 196 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:24,124 ♪ And I just can't help wondering why ♪ 197 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:31,130 ♪ People have to live a lie ♪ 198 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:36,094 ♪ When you're the only thing that matters in my life ♪ 199 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:42,267 ♪ Just one touch and I'm lost inside your love ♪ 200 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:48,982 ♪ Just one touch means more than words can say ♪ 201 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:55,738 ♪ Just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay ♪ 202 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,200 ♪ For always ♪ 203 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:18,635 - Peter. - Holy shit. 204 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,762 This is Miss Birdie Fallmouth. 205 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,597 Hello, Peter. 206 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,682 And next is Christian. 207 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,766 Miss Fallmouth. 208 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,853 Aren't any of you young gentlemen going to stand up? 209 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,729 Your name? 210 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,772 Oh, I'm Roy, ma'am. 211 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:31,690 Hi, Roy. 212 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,526 And this is Bubba Beauregard. 213 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,819 Pleasure to meet you, ma'am. 214 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,881 She's such a nothing. 215 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,091 I absolutely don't understand what he sees in her. 216 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,636 - I'd like to see you get a guy as good as Jim. 217 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,678 Why not Jim? 218 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,971 You couldn't! 219 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,598 He's in love with Chris. 220 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,683 Chris is no competition. 221 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,478 Tomorrow in riding class I begin my campaign. 222 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,651 Coach Whelan, may I see you a moment? 223 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,986 I wonder if you would keep an eye on our girls 224 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,573 while I show the ladies the drawings of the new wing? 225 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,616 Certainly, Miss Dutchbok. 226 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:23,575 Good, good, good. 227 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,409 Ladies. 228 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,828 I think these drawings will take your breath away. 229 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,877 Young man! 230 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,880 Illegal use of the hands. 231 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:40,510 Right this way to my office, ladies. 232 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,012 Shh, shh, shh! 233 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,113 Hey, Douchebag's office. 234 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,492 And the new wing. 235 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,703 Douchebag Hall. 236 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:36,315 I have to warn you, I like a lot of 237 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,191 whatchamacallit? 238 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:38,985 Foreplay. 239 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,531 Is that enough? 240 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,575 I guess so. 241 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,837 And now, ladies, if you will. 242 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,630 Welcome to my office. 243 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:01,590 Come, please. 244 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,175 The marvelous renderings of the new wing, 245 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,470 which in your generosity and... 246 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,025 Good morning, girls, and attention. 247 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,486 This is Miss Dutchbok speaking. 248 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:26,907 ♪ You can see her walking down on the city street ♪ 249 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:30,077 ♪ The American girl ♪ 250 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,037 ♪ She's got the passion in her eyes ♪ 251 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,956 ♪ She's got the blush on her cheeks ♪ 252 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,752 ♪ The American girl ♪ 253 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,796 ♪ I love to watch her move ♪ 254 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,714 ♪ Her body sways ♪ 255 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,466 ♪ She whispers then she laughs ♪ 256 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,385 ♪ Did you hear what she said ♪ 257 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:50,180 ♪ I want to know if she's talking 'bout me ♪ 258 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,809 ♪ Doing things her daddy can't see ♪ 259 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:58,021 ♪ The American girl out in the dark ♪ 260 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:01,775 ♪ She's looking for love oh oh ♪ 261 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:06,029 ♪ The American girl she breaks hearts ♪ 262 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,573 ♪ But that's not enough ♪ 263 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:12,286 ♪ She's such a mystery to me ♪ 264 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:23,964 ♪ Love is full of intrigue and full of Bogart mystique ♪ 265 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,925 ♪ The American girl ♪ 266 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,010 ♪ She's got the promise in the night ♪ 267 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,930 ♪ The romance in the back seat ♪ 268 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,684 ♪ The American girl ♪ 269 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,563 ♪ I love to watch her move her body sways ♪ 270 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,648 ♪ She whispers then she laughs ♪ 271 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,150 ♪ Did you hear what she said ♪ 272 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:47,446 ♪ I want to know if she's talking 'bout me ♪ 273 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,657 ♪ Doing things that daddy can't see ♪ 274 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:54,828 ♪ The American girl out in the dark ♪ 275 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:58,623 ♪ She's looking for love oh oh ♪ 276 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,878 ♪ The American girl she breaks hearts ♪ 277 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,380 ♪ But that's not enough ♪ 278 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,591 ♪ She's such a mystery to me ♪ 279 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,138 Good afternoon, class. 280 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,182 I know how much you've been looking forward 281 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:19,979 to today's lessons of the mechanics of sexual intercourse. 282 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,030 Too many people are embarrassed or ashamed 283 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,742 about the very natural act of sexual intercourse. 284 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,118 Come right in. 285 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,912 Uh, go right ahead with your class, Miss Copuletta. 286 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,289 We'll just stand here for a tiny moment. 287 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,166 Yes, of course, Miss Dutchbok. 288 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:41,959 Thank you. 289 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,088 Now then, during sexual intercourse, 290 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,966 the male undergoes certain biological changes 291 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,511 which cause his organ to become erect. 292 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,429 Now, after a short length of time, 293 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,098 the male organ releases its fertile cargo... 294 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,683 Thank you very much, Miss Copuletta. 295 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,019 That was very stimulating. 296 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,979 Come, ladies, let's go to lunch. 297 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,524 We have a lovely lunch in the cafeteria! 298 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,483 We're having chicken! 299 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,696 Miss Copuletta? 300 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,533 Uh, which do you think is the most important in a penis, 301 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,368 length or width? 302 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,036 - Well, I don't think that we have the time 303 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,204 to get into that today. 304 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:27,796 I mean, we don't have the time today to talk about that. 305 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,090 Now, we are going to see a short film called 306 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,133 The Tadpole and His Community. 307 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,389 Rita, take care of the blinds, please. 308 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,311 Hello, Hotel D'Amour? 309 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,355 Uh, I'd like to make a weekend, please. 310 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,065 I mean, I'd like to reserve a reservation 311 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,151 for a weekend in your hotel a week from Friday. 312 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,196 It's Mrs. Christine Rams uh, Jones. 313 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,864 No, not Rams-Jones, just Jones. 314 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,116 - What if they want to see your driver's license 315 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:56,950 or something? 316 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,411 - Uh, listen, it seems that I was wrong about the name. 317 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,620 It's not Jones, it's... 318 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,538 Should I use my name or his? 319 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,664 Yours. 320 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,790 Ramsay. Mrs. Christine... 321 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,624 His, use his! 322 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,001 Green! 323 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,628 Uh, Ramsay is my married name and 324 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,130 Green is my professional name. 325 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,340 Jones was my mother's maiden name. 326 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,134 But, I'm a graphic designer and I really am married, 327 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,343 so that's pretty much my story. 328 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,012 Goodbye. 329 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:17,805 How was I? 330 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:19,724 Terrific. 331 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,438 Out there, you see. 332 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,708 ♪ You see me standing in the shadows ♪ 333 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,836 ♪ But you act like it just doesn't matter ♪ 334 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,797 ♪ I see you walking down the street ♪ 335 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,925 ♪ You make my heart skip a beat ♪ 336 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:59,012 ♪ With just a look just a touch ♪ 337 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:03,433 ♪ I never wanted anything so much ♪ 338 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,185 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 339 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,519 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 340 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,272 ♪ I would do anything you asked me to ♪ 341 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,233 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 342 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,444 ♪ I want to give you my loving forever ♪ 343 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,655 - I made the reservation at the Hotel D'Amour. 344 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,114 The weekend after next. 345 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,785 It's where my parents stayed on their honeymoon. 346 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,953 God, this is gonna be wonderful. 347 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:24,830 So perfect. 348 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,708 Don't you think? 349 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,210 Don't you? 350 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,044 Of course I do. 351 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,672 Why do you say that? 352 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,048 - It just seemed like you were beginning to 353 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,257 have some doubts. 354 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,467 Me? Doubts? 355 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,512 What, are you kidding me? 356 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,513 Well, that's good. 357 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,264 At least one of us won't be nervous. 358 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,099 Nervous? 359 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,643 What's there to be nervous about? 360 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,646 ♪ I'll do anything you ask me to ♪ 361 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,774 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 362 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,860 ♪ I just want to give my love to you ♪ 363 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,656 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 364 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,615 ♪ All the boys say they need me ♪ 365 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,533 Oh. 366 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,367 Oh, no! 367 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,660 Oh! 368 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,704 Jordan, dear. 369 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,039 ♪ All I need is you ♪ 370 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,418 ♪ I need you ♪ 371 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,100 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 372 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:30,019 ♪ I'll give you my love if you ask me to ♪ 373 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,939 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 374 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,232 Surprise! 375 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,025 Yeehaw! 376 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,278 Woo! 377 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,821 Yeah, go get her, Bubba! 378 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,532 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 379 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,451 ♪ That late at night I'll be good to you ♪ 380 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,872 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 381 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:52,000 ♪ There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do ♪ 382 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,585 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 383 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,004 - That's the finest example of bareback riding 384 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,214 I've ever seen. 385 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:01,426 ♪ I'd do anything you want me to ♪ 386 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,345 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 387 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,474 ♪ Can't you see I just want to make love to you ♪ 388 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,600 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 389 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,684 - I'll get them. - I'll get them. 390 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,437 No, really, I'll go in and buy them. 391 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,938 - Ah, but up till now you've done everything. 392 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,064 Now it's my turn, all right? 393 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:15,858 Okay. 394 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,034 I suppose I'd say, 395 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,495 "I'd just like to buy some condoms?" 396 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,997 - Well, be a little bit more sophisticated. 397 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,291 Sophisticated? 398 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,840 Sophisticated? 399 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,766 Woo! 400 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,351 Yep, it is fabulous. 401 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,144 It's called Fountain of Truth 402 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,395 and you know what I'm gonna do? 403 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,730 I'm just gonna do one half of your face 404 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,358 so you can see the incredible difference. 405 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,860 It just relaxes those years right off your face. 406 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,445 Now, let that dry for a few minutes 407 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,739 and I'll be right with you, okay? 408 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,241 Hello there, young fella! 409 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,075 Hi. 410 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:10,411 What can I do you for today? 411 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:13,039 - I'd like to buy some prophylactic devices. 412 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,707 Now that is what I like to hear. 413 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,501 You know what they say, "An ounce of prevention." 414 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,211 You know, most young people today 415 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,630 are too careless about their bodies. 416 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:24,342 Well, what type of prophylaxis did you have in mind? 417 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,969 What type? 418 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,929 - Well, yeah, we have the ones with a little rubber tip 419 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,181 for getting in the hard-to-reach areas 420 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,100 and we have the stimulators 421 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,768 and we have my personal favorite, 422 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:37,605 which possesses marvelous prophylactic qualities. 423 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,817 All you do is insert the tip of a toothpick into the end 424 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,444 and she's ready to work for you. 425 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,571 Yep. 426 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,865 And, of course, we also carry the full line of flosses 427 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,784 and picks and the bristle brushes 428 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,996 in the various degrees of stiffness. 429 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,331 Did your dentist recommend anything in particular? 430 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,165 My dentist? 431 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,793 Yep, your dentist. 432 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,882 Did you get them? 433 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,554 What the hell is this stuff? 434 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,222 He, uh, he misunderstood me 435 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,891 and it was too much trouble to... 436 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:13,934 I'll do it. 437 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,648 Absolutely magnificent. 438 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,692 And you can really feel it working, can't you? 439 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:23,526 Mm-hmm. 440 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,360 You know what? 441 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,237 Let's let this little bit in here dry a little bit more 442 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,947 and I'll be with you in two seconds. 443 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,699 Well, hello, young lady. 444 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,659 What can I help you with today? 445 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,286 I'd like to buy some condoms. 446 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,120 Yeah. 447 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:34,954 Well, let's see. 448 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,164 We have these on sale this week. 449 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,082 This is three dozen for 5.99. 450 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:38,917 I'll take them. 451 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,376 However, I don't know if I'd trust them. 452 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,503 They've been on the shelf for quite some time. 453 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,713 Now, we have this new product here. 454 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,006 These are multicolored and ribbed. 455 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,382 Oh, that would be just fine. 456 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,467 No, I don't think so. 457 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,803 I don't think you want anything that tawdry, do you? 458 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:51,638 No, no. 459 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:52,639 Or do you? 460 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,973 - No. - No. 461 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,558 No, what you want is something really reliable, huh? 462 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,476 Yeah. 463 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:57,810 Yep. 464 00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,980 Well, I have sold literally miles and miles of these 465 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,690 and I've never had any complaints. 466 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,985 Now, does he like them pre-lubricated? 467 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:06,819 Your husband. 468 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,946 These are for your husband, aren't they? 469 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,697 Yes, for my husband! 470 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,032 They're definitely for my husband 471 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,408 and we're both definitely married! 472 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,242 Mm-hmm. 473 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,036 And does he like them pre-lubricated, then? 474 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,621 Yeah, uh... 475 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,831 I'll take them! 476 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,003 Get this stuff off my face! 477 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:25,838 Miss Dutchbok! 478 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:26,673 Good afternoon, Miss Dutchbok. 479 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:27,507 Good afternoon, Christine. 480 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:28,675 - Uh, you probably wonder what I'm doing here... 481 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,509 I don't really care! 482 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,343 - Buying these various things for my father. 483 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,680 Actually they're not for my father, they're uh, for um... 484 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:34,514 Fine! 485 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,057 But don't you have homework to do back at school, Christine? 486 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:36,891 Yes, I do! 487 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:37,767 I do have lots of homework 488 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,143 and I'll just be paying for these vitamins here 489 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,019 and going on my way. 490 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:40,853 Thank you. 491 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:50,488 You know, green really is your color. 492 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,243 Hey, did you win one yet? 493 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,828 - So you're finally gonna get into Chris' pants. 494 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:57,954 I can't believe it! 495 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,998 - Hey, scumbag, don't talk about Chris like that. 496 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,792 - Oh, our James doesn't approve of your vocabulary, 497 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:03,626 do you, James? 498 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:04,752 No, he's right, Roy. 499 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:05,670 I'm sorry, Jim. 500 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,673 Perhaps I should've said, giving her a hot beef injection? 501 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,842 You guys are animals! 502 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,218 Get out of here! 503 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,177 Hey, big boy. 504 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,054 Think you're man enough to score with me? 505 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:15,888 Damn right! 506 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,056 Hey, guys! 507 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,892 I have to be in bed early tonight! 508 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,395 Don't worry, honey, you will be. 509 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,813 Oh, don't touch me there! 510 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,106 It's not fair! 511 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,108 Hey, Jim, I'm doing better than you! 512 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,026 Oh!, 513 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,069 Oh, yes, yes! 514 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,029 I did it! 515 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:31,863 I scored! 516 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:32,822 I got into her pants! 517 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:33,990 Yeah, and that's about as close 518 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,950 as you're ever gonna get to nookie. 519 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,661 - Hey, Mr. Big, I thought you were gonna call Chrissie. 520 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,580 You wouldn't want her to cancel her de-virginization, 521 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,414 would you? 522 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,083 - Well, I'm sure not gonna call her in front of you nerds. 523 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,543 Oh, why not? 524 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,171 Is Jimsie-wimsy afraid to talk his baby talk 525 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,631 in front of Roysy-woysy and Bubba-wubba? 526 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,592 I'm not afraid to do anything. 527 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:53,426 He's afraid. 528 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:54,260 Mm-hmm. 529 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,094 Get off it! 530 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,555 Well, if you're not afraid, then call. 531 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,389 Go ahead. 532 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,599 Hey, here's a dime. 533 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,433 There's the phone. 534 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,267 Call! 535 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,435 Five bucks says you're chicken. 536 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,979 Do you have five bucks? 537 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,773 Go on. 538 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,484 Well, go on, chicken. 539 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,366 You guys make one sound, 540 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:20,495 I'm gonna hang up and beat the shit out of both of you. 541 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:31,964 Hello? 542 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,216 Uh, Chris? 543 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,050 Hi. 544 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:34,927 - Hi! - Hi! 545 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,637 Hi, Jim, what are you doing? 546 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,222 You know, hanging out. 547 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,349 Hanging out. 548 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,850 What are you doing? 549 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,519 Oh, I'm just sitting around. 550 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,020 I've been thinking about you. 551 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,897 I've been thinking about you, too. 552 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:48,731 You have? 553 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:49,774 What have you been thinking? 554 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:50,608 Oh, this is great. 555 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,443 I gotta take some of this down so I can use it for myself. 556 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,112 - I've been thinking a lot about our weekend. 557 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,823 - Oh! - Oh, our weekend! 558 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:57,657 You have? 559 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:58,950 What have you been thinking about it? 560 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,326 Well, lots of stuff, you know. 561 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,036 Like how much fun it's gonna be. 562 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:02,870 What else? 563 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:03,996 How great it'll be. 564 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:06,707 Mm-hmm, and what else? 565 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,960 Well, lots of stuff like that. 566 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,169 Do you still love me? 567 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,420 Sure. 568 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,922 Well, then, let me hear you say it. 569 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,132 No, not right now. 570 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,424 Why not? 571 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,342 Because. 572 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,677 Come on, let me hear you say it. 573 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:18,511 No. 574 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:19,345 Why not? 575 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,179 Because! 576 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,722 - Because you're afraid to let anybody hear you. 577 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,307 No, that's not true. 578 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,309 Then say it. 579 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,270 All right. 580 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:27,979 I love you. 581 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,525 And I love you, too, Jimbo. 582 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:36,654 What happened? 583 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,489 Jordan was on the extension! 584 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,867 Those scumbags! 585 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,451 I love you. 586 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,294 Hey, big boy. 587 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,629 Think you're man enough to score with me? 588 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:54,797 I am if Bubba is. 589 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,008 Oops, sorry! 590 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,177 Tonight I have to wash my hair. 591 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,011 What? 592 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,305 Oh, Jim! 593 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:06,934 Do you think I'm doing the right thing? 594 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,603 With Jim, I mean. 595 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:11,022 I guess I'm kinda scared. 596 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,191 Bets, have you ever really done it? 597 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,025 All the way? 598 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,902 Well, yes and no. 599 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:16,736 What do you mean, "Yes and no?" 600 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:17,862 Don't you know? 601 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,280 Bubba says we did it once 602 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,490 and that it was very good for both of us. 603 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:22,325 But I was passed out. 604 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,952 I don't remember a thing. 605 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,746 - Well, it's not gonna be like that for me. 606 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,414 What else does Bubba say? 607 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,166 He says that I had three orgasms, 608 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,417 that I begged him for mercy 609 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,212 and that I said I've never seen a man so well endowed. 610 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,088 Well, is he? 611 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,131 Is he what? 612 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,300 Is he well endowed? 613 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,718 I don't really know. 614 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,511 I mean, not firsthand. 615 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:45,139 Just from what Bubba tells me. 616 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,891 - Jordan thinks that length is most important. 617 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,017 What do you think? 618 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,311 I think width. 619 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:51,562 Why width? 620 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,564 Because Jordan thinks length. 621 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,139 All right, girls, let's get a move on. 622 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,516 We're gonna be late for practice. 623 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,310 Who slammed? 624 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,899 Hey, Jordan, how's it going? 625 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,321 Who slammed? 626 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,992 Cut it out with the slamming! 627 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:51,539 Hut! 628 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,332 Only a floater, Jim. 629 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,877 We go deep, make a play. 630 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,045 Okay, all right! 631 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,047 Okay, let's see it! 632 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:00,841 All right! 633 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,802 First we're gonna give them cheer number 69. 634 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,554 "Rickety rackety." 635 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,513 All right, girls? 636 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,140 All right! 637 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,766 What's so funny? 638 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,436 Keep your eye on the coach and Rita. 639 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,770 Why? 640 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:18,316 - Oh, I think we might be seeing a little more of them. 641 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,775 Okay! 642 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,987 Rickety rackety shanty town 643 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:26,574 Who's gonna keep those Trojans down? 644 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:30,661 Nobody, nobody, nobody! 645 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,124 Oh, look! 646 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,925 Oh, Bet! 647 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,014 This is it. 648 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:53,185 This is the last straw. 649 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,732 I don't know which of you is responsible 650 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,567 for this shocking debacle! 651 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,402 And I don't care! 652 00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,572 You're all confined to campus for the next week! 653 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:07,406 But we... 654 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,200 Silence! 655 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,370 If you don't deserve punishment, 656 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,455 I'm sure each of you will think of something 657 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,999 you have done to deserve it in the past. 658 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:17,793 Dismissed! 659 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,715 - But Miss Dutchbok, I didn't do anything... 660 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:28,010 - Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, Jordan, dear, 661 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,763 I'm doing this for your own good. 662 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:33,974 You'll thank me for it in future years. 663 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,268 Run along, dear. 664 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:39,188 Ah! 665 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:43,192 - Oh, Coach Whelan, pull yourself together. 666 00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:43,985 Oh, dear! 667 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,328 Here, drink this, it'll do you good. 668 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,162 Oh, no. 669 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,705 I couldn't possibly. 670 00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:57,790 I don't drink. 671 00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:58,624 Mm. 672 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,084 Alcohol is poison to the body. 673 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,710 Oh, don't be silly. 674 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:05,256 Consumed in moderation, alcohol is perfectly harmless. 675 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,049 Watch. 676 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,052 Mm! 677 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,100 There you are, dear. 678 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:16,893 Mm-hmm. 679 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,567 Mm. 680 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:28,905 See? 681 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,283 I'll be back soon, Bertha, 682 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,785 but you stay here as long as you like. 683 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,080 Very soon I will forget all about this morning. 684 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,039 Thank you, Miss Dutchbok. 685 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,458 By tomorrow we'll have forgotten 686 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,418 all of this. 687 00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:05,524 Mm! 688 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,113 - Hey, where'd you get all this stuff, anyway? 689 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,282 - My brother JD left it to me when he graduated. 690 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:15,993 Your brother? 691 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:16,786 Get up! 692 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,003 - If we get caught, we're gonna get expelled. 693 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,087 I don't want to get expelled. 694 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,256 Look, you only go around once in life 695 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,842 and you gotta grab for all the nookie you can get. 696 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,843 Hey, guys. 697 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,070 ♪ That's right pleased to meet you ♪ 698 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,947 ♪ I still won't tell you my name ♪ 699 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:53,822 Smile! 700 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,241 ♪ Don't you believe in mystery ♪ 701 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,243 ♪ Don't you want to play my game ♪ 702 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:58,160 It's embarrassing! 703 00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,203 The girl's desperate. 704 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,163 She's got the bathroom packed with all these 705 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,456 smelly and large, ugh! 706 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,791 And she does enough pushups to make you... 707 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:07,086 Look, I've got to get a new roommate. 708 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:10,047 - I think Betsy's room is over here, darling. 709 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,507 ♪ Don't you want to come with me ♪ 710 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,384 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 711 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,427 ♪ Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy ♪ 712 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,429 ♪ My own little nasty world ♪ 713 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,515 ♪ Tonight don't you want to come with me ♪ 714 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,767 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 715 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,561 ♪ I guess I'm just used to sailors ♪ 716 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,646 ♪ They got water on the brain ♪ 717 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,565 ♪ I think they got more water upstairs ♪ 718 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,191 ♪ Than they got sugar on a candy cane ♪ 719 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,025 Hi. 720 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:30,943 Hi! 721 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,570 Sugar! 722 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,612 Uh, I don't believe we've met. 723 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:34,905 I'm Jordan Leigh-Jensen. 724 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,323 Hi! 725 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,450 Oh, we're unknown visitors here. 726 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:41,453 My older sister's Christine Ramsay. 727 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,122 Mine's Betsy Newhouse. 728 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:46,667 Yes, there is a family resemblance. 729 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:50,379 Well, your sister's room is right in here. 730 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,464 ♪ Tonight don't you want to come with me ♪ 731 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:53,299 Bubba! 732 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:54,883 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 733 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,718 But my sister! 734 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:57,678 Your sister's at the library. 735 00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,055 She'll be back any minute. 736 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:00,849 Bubba! 737 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,894 What are you doing here? 738 00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:07,605 But my sister! 739 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,191 Make yourself at home. 740 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,901 Can I get you anything? 741 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:13,902 No. 742 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,696 Really, I don't want to be any bother. 743 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:16,864 Oh, don't be silly. 744 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:19,283 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 745 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,117 You're no bother. 746 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,413 ♪ Tonight don't you want to come with me ♪ 747 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,247 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 748 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:26,707 Oh, Excuse me! 749 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,500 Miss! 750 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:30,420 Miss! 751 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,880 Miss! 752 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,132 You know, I was so overheated. 753 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,675 These workouts really do me in. 754 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,594 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 755 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,428 Mm! 756 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:42,598 ♪ Nasty girl do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 757 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:43,432 Ah! 758 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,225 Ooh! 759 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,977 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 760 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,896 ♪ Nasty girl nasty girl ♪ 761 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:49,730 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 762 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,526 Ooh! 763 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,320 Mm! 764 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:00,867 Want some? 765 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,373 Mm! 766 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,086 Ah! 767 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:13,672 Ah, mm-mm! 768 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,801 Well, I am feeling a little warm myself. 769 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:23,472 Oh, I'll take care of that. 770 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,307 ♪ That's right pleased to meet you ♪ 771 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,476 ♪ I still won't tell you my name ♪ 772 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,478 ♪ Don't you believe in mystery ♪ 773 00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,480 ♪ Don't you want to play my game ♪ 774 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:33,273 ♪ I'm looking for a man to love me ♪ 775 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,900 ♪ Like I've never been loved before ♪ 776 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:35,694 You know, 777 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,320 you seem like the kind of girl 778 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:41,824 that's had some experience with men. 779 00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:42,658 Tell me. 780 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:43,784 Oh! 781 00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:47,663 - Can you see any reason why men wouldn't like my legs? 782 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:49,665 ♪ Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy ♪ 783 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,499 ♪ My own little nasty world ♪ 784 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,500 Uh-uh. 785 00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,252 Well, what's wrong with me, then? 786 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,170 Why don't men go for me? 787 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:55,964 Uh... 788 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,508 Feel my calf. 789 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,804 Go ahead, feel it. 790 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:05,806 ♪ That's right it's been a long time ♪ 791 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,516 Well, what do you think? 792 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:08,517 Tight as a drum, right? 793 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:09,935 ♪ If you ain't scared take it out ♪ 794 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:14,857 No cellulite in the upper thighs, right? 795 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,900 Uh. 796 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,862 None that I can see, no. 797 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:21,613 What is it, then? 798 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:23,782 Why am I so unattractive to men? 799 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:26,578 I know! My breasts! 800 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:34,585 Would you call these breasts firm? 801 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,462 Or do you think they're saggy? 802 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:37,713 Firm. 803 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:38,839 Definitely firm. 804 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,507 Are you sure? 805 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,259 Are you really sure? 806 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,135 Oh! 807 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,012 Why don't you feel them? 808 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,889 ♪ Tonight I'm livin' in a fantasy ♪ 809 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,307 Is something wrong? 810 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,141 Wrong? 811 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,225 Oh, no. 812 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,603 It's just that it's so hot in here. 813 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,147 - Yeah, we have that problem with the heat all the time. 814 00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:58,984 Let me see if I can make it a little cooler for you. 815 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:08,952 ♪ Please please ♪ 816 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,662 ♪ Nasty girl nasty girl ♪ 817 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,040 ♪ Do you think I'm a nasty girl ♪ 818 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,124 George Washington. 819 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,711 So, what are we talking about? 820 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:18,713 Good. 821 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,844 Excuse me, I don't suppose that you'd... 822 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,305 I didn't think so. 823 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,478 - I'm just not in the mood right now, Bubba. 824 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,230 Not in the mood? 825 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,147 You're not in the mood? 826 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,650 I risked my life sneaking in to see you 827 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,276 and you're not in the mood? 828 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,361 Okay, okay. 829 00:38:42,362 --> 00:38:45,906 But just remember, I like a lot of 830 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:46,699 foreplay. 831 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,619 Great. 832 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,204 Great! 833 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:53,872 Go ahead and start without me. 834 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,040 Where you going? 835 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,667 Uh, where am I going? 836 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,001 I'm going to the bathroom, of course, 837 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,419 to have a smoke. 838 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,213 Um... 839 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:05,133 In Europe, they smoke before instead of after. 840 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:06,928 It's the latest thing. 841 00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,319 Oh, I got a cramp! 842 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,696 Help! 843 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:26,864 Help! 844 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,575 Ooh, ooh, help, help! 845 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:32,327 Oh, be a doll, will you? 846 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,706 Grab that bottle of love oil. 847 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,264 Bubba? 848 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:08,823 You sleazebag! 849 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,574 Oh! 850 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,784 Oh, oh, hi there, Betsy. 851 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:13,994 Uh, I was just uh... 852 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:16,663 - Yeah, I know that you were just, you pervert! 853 00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:20,835 Ah! 854 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,712 Oh. 855 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,214 Ooh! 856 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,175 Ooh, ah! 857 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:34,098 Oh, that feels so much better. 858 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:38,310 There's just one spot that's still a little tight. 859 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,478 Here? 860 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:40,938 Down just a little. 861 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,897 Here? 862 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:42,857 Mm, lower. 863 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:45,317 Here? 864 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,277 Mm, lower. 865 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,155 Here? 866 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,288 Mm. 867 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,123 Oh, my... 868 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:00,917 Whoa! 869 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:23,773 That's perfect. 870 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:26,775 Ooh! 871 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:27,568 Ah! 872 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,612 Let me turn over now so you can do the other side. 873 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:31,530 No! 874 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,115 Jordan, I don't think I can do that! 875 00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:34,783 Oh, how thoughtless of me! 876 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,243 Your hands must be tired. 877 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:37,494 That's all right. 878 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,537 I know, I'll massage you! 879 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,580 No, no, Jordan! 880 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:41,415 Yes. 881 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,249 Please! 882 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,083 I have to tell you something. 883 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:43,917 Yes? 884 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:44,751 I'm not really a girl. 885 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,420 Jordan! 886 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,462 Jordan, please, don't scream! 887 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:49,965 I never meant for this to happen! 888 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,509 Jim, is that you? 889 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:55,303 How could you deceive me? 890 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:58,015 You snuck into my room and took advantage of me! 891 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,307 You tricked me into taking my clothes off 892 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,435 just so you could see me naked! 893 00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:02,436 Chris! 894 00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,395 What's going on in here? 895 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:04,605 I don't know. 896 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:10,527 I wonder what he was doing in there. 897 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:46,146 ♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet ♪ 898 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:50,525 ♪ He's so fine he can't be beat ♪ 899 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:53,862 ♪ He's got everything that I desire ♪ 900 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:59,076 ♪ Sets the summer sun on fire ♪ 901 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:06,125 ♪ I want candy ♪ 902 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:21,014 ♪ Going to see him when the sun goes down ♪ 903 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:25,519 ♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪ 904 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,773 ♪ You're my guy you're what the doctor ordered ♪ 905 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:34,444 ♪ So sweet you make my mouth water ♪ 906 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:42,828 ♪ I want candy ♪ 907 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:43,662 ♪ Yeah ♪ 908 00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:45,330 On a scale of one to 10? 909 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:46,790 Yeah. 910 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:47,624 11! 911 00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:58,635 What happened? 912 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:00,846 It was just unbelievable! 913 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:03,391 Yeah, yeah, tell me, tell me! 914 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,687 ♪ Candy on the beach there's nothing better ♪ 915 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:13,066 ♪ But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater ♪ 916 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:17,404 ♪ Someday soon I'll make you mine ♪ 917 00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:21,825 ♪ Then I'll have candy all the time ♪ 918 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:38,925 ♪ I want candy ♪ 919 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:44,890 ♪ Hey ♪ 920 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:46,057 Come on! 921 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,601 Aw, he must be an 11, right? 922 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:49,477 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 923 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,813 Would you go out with him again? 924 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:52,647 Two 11s, unbelievable! 925 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,025 Miss Douchebag, get rid of it! 926 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,610 Oh, good evening, girls! 927 00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:57,694 Good evening, ma'am. 928 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,530 - Oh, there's nothing as fine as a sauna before bedtime. 929 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,324 Oh, God! 930 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,825 - So good for the respiratory system, don't you find? 931 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:04,951 - Mm-hmm. - Yes! 932 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,328 Oh yes! 933 00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:07,579 Highly good for the lungs. 934 00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:14,920 If I don't get out of here soon, 935 00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:17,214 I'm gonna end up the size of a prune. 936 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,014 Ah! 937 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:04,052 ♪ Who's that I see walking in these woods ♪ 938 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:07,555 ♪ Why it's Little Red Riding Hood ♪ 939 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:12,018 ♪ Hey there Little Red Riding Hood ♪ 940 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:15,563 ♪ You sure are looking good ♪ 941 00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:20,568 ♪ You're everything a big bad wolf could want ♪ 942 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,403 Coach! 943 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:22,821 I'm okay. 944 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,198 - Listen... - Perfectly okay. 945 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:26,659 Let me help you. 946 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,619 Oh! 947 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,497 I got enough help from you this afternoon 948 00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:34,708 to last me a lifetime. 949 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:35,501 Coach! 950 00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:37,711 Let me take you to my room, all right? 951 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,422 You can sleep it off. 952 00:46:40,423 --> 00:46:42,215 ♪ What big eyes you have ♪ 953 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,258 Okay, here we are. 954 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:44,092 Is this my room? 955 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:45,303 Yep, come on. 956 00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:50,223 ♪ So just to see that you don't get chased ♪ 957 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:55,146 ♪ I think I ought to walk with you for a ways ♪ 958 00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:59,065 ♪ What full lips you have ♪ 959 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:01,985 ♪ They're sure to lure someone bad ♪ 960 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,655 ♪ So until you get to Grandma's place ♪ 961 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:10,619 ♪ I think you ought to walk with me and be safe ♪ 962 00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:14,372 ♪ I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on ♪ 963 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,374 ♪ Until I'm sure that you've been shown ♪ 964 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,959 Oh, miss? 965 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,210 Miss! 966 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:20,670 Excuse me! 967 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,213 Pardon me? 968 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:23,007 Betsy? 969 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:25,467 Betsy, I'm sorry. 970 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:26,468 I was an animal. 971 00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,596 Do you forgive me or what? 972 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,142 Oh, I get it. 973 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,021 The old silent treatment, huh? 974 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,361 Well, let me see how we can fix that. 975 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:45,945 Hmm? 976 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:50,200 ♪ The better to love you with ♪ 977 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:54,037 ♪ Little Red Riding Hood ♪ 978 00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:55,205 Oh, yeah. 979 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:41,292 Oh! 980 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:52,138 ♪ When you smile and hold out your hand ♪ 981 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:59,895 ♪ It's the only thing that's real in my life ♪ 982 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:06,485 ♪ And I can't stand tears in your eyes ♪ 983 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:14,285 ♪ After all that we've been through and sacrificed ♪ 984 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:18,037 ♪ And I know it's late ♪ 985 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:21,666 ♪ But I've just got to try ♪ 986 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:26,630 ♪ To make you realize ♪ 987 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:31,844 ♪ You're the only thing that matters in my life ♪ 988 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:38,350 ♪ Just one touch and I'm lost inside your love ♪ 989 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:45,441 ♪ Just one touch means more than words can say ♪ 990 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:52,948 ♪ Just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay ♪ 991 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:57,411 ♪ For always ♪ 992 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:11,133 ♪ When you whisper your feelings inside ♪ 993 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:18,474 ♪ I know I'll always need you near me ♪ 994 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:25,064 ♪ And I just can't help wondering why ♪ 995 00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:32,278 ♪ People have to live a lie ♪ 996 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:37,243 ♪ When you're the only thing that matters in my life ♪ 997 00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:44,124 ♪ Just one touch and I'm lost inside your love ♪ 998 00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:51,298 ♪ Just one touch means more than words can say ♪ 999 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:58,556 ♪ Just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay ♪ 1000 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:04,060 ♪ For always ♪ 1001 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,521 Hey Jim, where's the old pizzazz? 1002 00:51:06,522 --> 00:51:07,355 Huh? 1003 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,189 The old pizzazz! 1004 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:09,232 Where's the old pizzazz? 1005 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:10,358 Oh, yeah. 1006 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,151 - Ah, come on, you've got the hottest girl here 1007 00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:14,737 chasing after you and you're depressed? 1008 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,822 Why don't you just forget dumb old Chris 1009 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:16,656 and give Jordan a chance? 1010 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:17,824 I don't ever wanna hear you say 1011 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:20,326 anything bad about Chris again! 1012 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,370 Okay, okay. 1013 00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,084 What's wrong with him? 1014 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:31,671 I don't know, something about Chris. 1015 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,006 Why, Jim! 1016 00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:35,133 I didn't expect to see you here today. 1017 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:37,260 How you doing, son? 1018 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:39,262 - Well, not too good, actually, Mr. Ramsay. 1019 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:40,096 It's Chris. 1020 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:42,515 We had a misunderstanding. 1021 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:45,685 It's all my fault, but Chris won't even talk to me now. 1022 00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,354 - Well, Chris has a mind of her own, you know that. 1023 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:50,064 But I'll put in a good word for you, if you like. 1024 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,774 Thanks a lot, Mr. Ramsay. 1025 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:53,402 Thank you very much. 1026 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:56,779 Good morning, 1027 00:51:56,780 --> 00:52:00,116 we're delighted to welcome you to Parents Day at Cherryvale. 1028 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,702 Refreshments are now being served at the pool, 1029 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:04,621 and a full schedule of activities 1030 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:08,041 has been planned for your enjoyment. 1031 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:08,958 Here you go, Daddy. 1032 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:11,085 Thank you, sweetheart. 1033 00:52:11,086 --> 00:52:12,920 Mm, give me another one of these, would you? 1034 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:13,755 Are you sure? 1035 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,050 Okay. 1036 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,568 Oh! 1037 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,028 I don't have to tell you, Coach Whelan, 1038 00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:39,072 how vital today's Parents Day is 1039 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,031 to the economic future of Cherryvale. 1040 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:42,325 Yes, Miss Dutchbok, that's right. 1041 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:00,968 Oh! 1042 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:02,095 Which reminds me, dear, excuse me. 1043 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:03,262 Uh, Jordan. 1044 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:04,430 Jordan, dear. 1045 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:05,264 Yes, Miss Dutchbok? 1046 00:53:05,265 --> 00:53:06,557 I'm so eager to meet your father, 1047 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,226 but it is getting rather late, dear. 1048 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:09,060 Late? 1049 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,937 Miss Dutchbok, my father is always late. 1050 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,314 My father likes to be late so he can make an entrance. 1051 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:14,232 Aha. 1052 00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:15,900 Well, if he doesn't arrive soon, I'll just run up 1053 00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:18,945 to the parking area to make sure he hasn't lost his way. 1054 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:20,113 Whatever you say. 1055 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:22,157 You look so nice, dear. 1056 00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:29,789 She's not gonna like me. 1057 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:30,623 I know it! 1058 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:31,958 Nonsense. 1059 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:36,129 Jordan loves all her new mommies and you're no exception. 1060 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,964 Come on, what does little Bambi-wambi 1061 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:40,717 say to the great big growly bear? 1062 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,009 I wuv you! 1063 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:42,803 Mm-hmm! 1064 00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:51,645 No more baby talk! 1065 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,650 Chauncey is watching. 1066 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,111 Chauncey, drive! 1067 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,451 Stand aside, young man! 1068 00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:08,036 Make way! 1069 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,880 Dad, you remember my roommate, Jordan? 1070 00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:20,631 - Very pleased to see you again, Mr. Flugel. 1071 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:21,799 Jordan! 1072 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,761 Little Jordan! 1073 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,804 You and Rita have been so close, 1074 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:28,973 I just feel like a second daddy to you. 1075 00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:31,684 Yes, ma'am, you just think of yourself 1076 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:35,396 as Frank Flugel's little girl anytime. 1077 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:37,274 Isn't that right, Rita? 1078 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:39,358 Oh! 1079 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:40,193 Stop, Mr. Flugel! 1080 00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:42,779 Oh, what's going on here? 1081 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,822 I'm giving Bubba another chance. 1082 00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:46,532 After what he did? 1083 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:47,867 What the hell? 1084 00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:51,829 Maybe you should give Jim a break, too. 1085 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,248 Come on, you didn't give up those hotel reservations, 1086 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,541 did you? 1087 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,504 See, look at it this way. 1088 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:01,214 I'm gonna forgive Bubba. 1089 00:55:01,215 --> 00:55:03,674 Compared to Bubba, Jim's a saint. 1090 00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:05,510 Compared to Bubba, anybody's a saint. 1091 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:10,139 Nice driving, Chauncey. 1092 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:14,143 Oh, I'm so glad you enjoyed it, sir. 1093 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,729 Come on, check it out! 1094 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:17,563 I got dubs. 1095 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:19,398 Make way, gentlemen, please! 1096 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:22,276 We won't be needing any assistance this afternoon! 1097 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:23,821 Get out of the way! 1098 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:28,491 Let me get it! 1099 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:30,243 Don't touch the car, please. 1100 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:31,036 Right. 1101 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,355 Jordan. 1102 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:00,189 Daddy! 1103 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:04,903 You are as beautiful as ever! 1104 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:10,366 Oh, I uh, I want you to meet Bambi, your new stepmother. 1105 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,701 How do you do? 1106 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,702 What happened to the last one, 1107 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:14,912 Mrs. Lawrence Leigh-Jensen number seven? 1108 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:18,165 - Now, now, Jordan, let's not behave like a cross child. 1109 00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,333 We're all here to have fun. 1110 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,210 We want to meet all your friends. 1111 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,253 Oh, where is that lovely Miss Dutchbok 1112 00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:25,465 whom I've been corresponding with, hmm? 1113 00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,845 Mm! - Have a little cherry tomato. 1114 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:31,679 Mm! 1115 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,306 Yeah, good. 1116 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,473 Mm! 1117 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,745 Hey, sweetheart! 1118 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,955 What class are you in? 1119 00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,415 - I'm not in any class, I'm a teacher here. 1120 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:02,168 Oh, so what do you teach? 1121 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,462 Sex education. 1122 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:06,130 What? 1123 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:07,131 Sex education. 1124 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,967 Sex education? 1125 00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:10,801 That's my favorite subject! 1126 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:27,360 All right. 1127 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:29,862 Here, right here, right here. 1128 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:31,822 Here you go. 1129 00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,574 Well, back, back, back, back, I'll handle this now. 1130 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:36,327 My dear, I need to give you a little help here. 1131 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:38,162 Back up, back up. 1132 00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:39,622 Mm! 1133 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:49,590 Hmm? 1134 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:51,008 Mm! 1135 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:06,023 I think she's gonna be all right. 1136 00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:22,582 I guess we should talk. 1137 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:27,628 Nothing happened between me and Jordan. 1138 00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:28,505 I love you. 1139 00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:46,355 Hello! 1140 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,315 Hello! 1141 00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:49,692 Yoohoo! 1142 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,277 Hoo-hoo! 1143 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,862 Yoohoo! 1144 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:53,988 Welcome. 1145 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:55,573 Welcome to Cherryvale. 1146 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:57,784 I'm Miss Prudence Dutchbok. 1147 00:58:58,660 --> 00:58:59,577 Charmed. 1148 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:00,870 Oh! 1149 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,039 And I've already guessed who you are. 1150 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,541 Oh, yes, Jordan speaks of you ceaselessly. 1151 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:06,709 She's so proud of her father. 1152 00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:07,501 Oh. 1153 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:11,464 - And your kind letters and continued support of Cherryvale. 1154 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,090 I think you're a remarkable man. 1155 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:15,676 Mademoiselle, you are far too kind. 1156 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:18,137 Oh, I hope you'll allow me to give you 1157 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,347 a personal tour of the school! 1158 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:23,017 - Well, I can think of nothing that I would like better. 1159 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:24,393 Oh, I know you're interested in seeing 1160 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,604 the site for the new wing. 1161 00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,023 Uh, unfortunately, we, it's been difficult 1162 00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:31,984 raising funds for the construction beginning, but... 1163 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:34,987 - Well, now, let's not go another step further. 1164 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:38,616 Oh, dear, I seem to have left my checkbook in the car. 1165 00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:41,702 Would you mind accompanying me back to the car, 1166 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,245 Miss Dutchbok? 1167 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:44,830 Oh! 1168 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,500 Oh, I'd love it, and please call me Prudence. 1169 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,752 Very well, Prudence. 1170 00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:50,545 Oh! 1171 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:52,422 Oh! 1172 01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:05,267 I don't want to take up too much 1173 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:07,103 of your time, Mr. Leigh-Jensen. 1174 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:09,897 May I call you Mr. Leigh-Jensen? 1175 01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:11,024 If you wish. 1176 01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:14,568 - I'm sure Jordan will be anxious to see you. 1177 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:16,570 She's probably wondering where you are. 1178 01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:20,866 Don't worry. 1179 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,493 No one is gonna find us in here. 1180 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:25,705 Try this. 1181 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:38,176 Oh! 1182 01:00:44,015 --> 01:00:46,059 Oh, oh! 1183 01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:54,608 What are you doing? 1184 01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:55,401 Does it displease you? 1185 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:56,235 Dutchbok? 1186 01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:59,155 It doesn't displease me that much. 1187 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:01,740 But do you suppose while you're doing that, 1188 01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:04,451 my darling, you could write that check? 1189 01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:06,996 Well, of course I could, darling. 1190 01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:11,250 Here, here, let me help you with these buttons. 1191 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,334 These buttons? 1192 01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:14,295 Yes, they're so binding. 1193 01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:15,963 I wouldn't want anything to bind you. 1194 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,465 I'll take care of the buttons, 1195 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:20,342 you take care of the check. 1196 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:21,969 As you wish, dearest. 1197 01:01:21,970 --> 01:01:22,887 Damn! 1198 01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:23,721 What is it? 1199 01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:24,889 I've dropped my pen. 1200 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:25,723 Oh, I'll get it. 1201 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:26,849 Oh! 1202 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:27,766 Ooh! 1203 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:29,268 Forgive me, Prudence. 1204 01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:30,269 A rash impulse. 1205 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:32,146 I couldn't resist. 1206 01:01:32,147 --> 01:01:34,023 No need to apologize. 1207 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,150 The check, dearest? 1208 01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:37,318 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 1209 01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:38,485 Damn! 1210 01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:39,320 The pen? 1211 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:40,279 No, no, the check. 1212 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,614 I've dropped the check. 1213 01:01:41,615 --> 01:01:42,740 Well, let me. 1214 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:44,408 Oh! 1215 01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:46,076 Oh, oh, stop that! 1216 01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:46,911 Ooh, ah! 1217 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:47,745 Stop! 1218 01:01:47,746 --> 01:01:48,579 Don't! 1219 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:50,247 Stop! 1220 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:51,081 Don't! 1221 01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:52,875 Oh, my God, use both hands! 1222 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,793 But I need one to write the check. 1223 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,378 Oh, forget the goddamn check! 1224 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,214 Use both hands! 1225 01:01:59,591 --> 01:02:00,591 Do you like it like this? 1226 01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:02,092 Oh, yes! 1227 01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:05,471 Yes! 1228 01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:07,306 Don't be so gentle! 1229 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:08,474 Well, then how about this? 1230 01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,850 Oh! Ah! 1231 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:10,644 Yes! Yes! 1232 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,394 And this? 1233 01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:13,229 Yes! 1234 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,231 Yes, yes! 1235 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:17,399 Hey, wait a minute! 1236 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,609 Wait a minute! 1237 01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:19,693 Wait a minute. 1238 01:02:19,694 --> 01:02:21,403 Something strange is happening here. 1239 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,947 - There's nothing strange about two people 1240 01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:24,490 trying to give each other pleasure, 1241 01:02:24,491 --> 01:02:26,659 no matter how bizarre the means. 1242 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:27,493 I know. 1243 01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:28,786 And by the way, if you're turned on 1244 01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:30,621 to rubber garments, I happen to have... 1245 01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,498 Oh, shut up, you fool! 1246 01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:33,666 Our voices! 1247 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:36,628 It's almost as if they're amplified! 1248 01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:43,384 You get off of him! 1249 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:45,052 What are you doing? 1250 01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:46,178 Oh, you, miserable... 1251 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:49,640 You, you bit me! 1252 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:51,433 I didn't like you at first and 1253 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,268 I don't like you any better now! 1254 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,102 Stop! 1255 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:53,936 Let me go! 1256 01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:54,770 Get off me! 1257 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:58,482 You bad, bad, bad boy! 1258 01:02:58,483 --> 01:03:00,067 Let me out! 1259 01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:00,860 Uh-oh! 1260 01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:08,909 What do you want me to do? 1261 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:09,743 I don't care! 1262 01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:10,911 What do you want me to do? 1263 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:12,162 You can't do a damn thing! 1264 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:15,291 What do you want me to do? 1265 01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:20,587 Never, never, never, never, never! 1266 01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:23,048 Let the boy go! 1267 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:24,675 I never liked you, either! 1268 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:26,844 Will you please stop? 1269 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:49,451 Holy shit! 1270 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:55,372 Whose car is this? 1271 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:56,206 Oh! 1272 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,917 Hey, Bubba! 1273 01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:00,419 Bubba? 1274 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,671 Home, take me home! 1275 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:05,883 Was that my car? 1276 01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:06,717 What did I do? 1277 01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:07,551 I nearly died! 1278 01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:08,385 What did I do? 1279 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,387 You hit the emergency brake! 1280 01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:12,097 Get your paws off my derriere! 1281 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:16,311 Mama said there would be men like you! 1282 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,195 Hey, hey! 1283 01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,363 Hey. 1284 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:28,197 How's it going? 1285 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:29,240 It's going. 1286 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,076 Okay, you two, have a really great time. 1287 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:33,494 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1288 01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:34,578 Right. 1289 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:35,412 Blow in her ear. 1290 01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:36,455 It really gets broads hot. 1291 01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:37,456 Thanks for the advice, Bubba. 1292 01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:38,332 Pinch her boobs. 1293 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,375 It'll drive her crazy. 1294 01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,209 Great. 1295 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:41,043 I don't know what I'd do without you. 1296 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:41,836 Hey. 1297 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:43,796 Bye. 1298 01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:49,968 Okay, read me the current spread. 1299 01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:51,220 Let's see. 1300 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:52,054 All right. 1301 01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:53,055 The odds against you getting her into the dorm 1302 01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,181 are two to one. 1303 01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:55,599 Now, if you do get her there, 1304 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,142 the odds against you getting any of her clothes off 1305 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,519 are four to one. 1306 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,479 It's seven to one against you getting her top off. 1307 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,688 Piece of cake, Roy, piece of cake. 1308 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,607 But it's nine to one against you getting 1309 01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:04,691 any actual bare tit! 1310 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:07,319 It's 12 to one against you getting down to her panties. 1311 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,446 And 15 to one against you getting her mother-ass naked. 1312 01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:12,408 22 to one against you scoring in any way, shape or form! 1313 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,867 Yeehaw! 1314 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:15,328 I'm gonna be rich! 1315 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:31,677 Hello, can I speak to Jordan Leigh-Jensen, please? 1316 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:34,888 Hello, Jordan? 1317 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:36,015 This is Bubba. 1318 01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:51,447 Nice place. 1319 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,907 Oh, yeah, nice. 1320 01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:58,454 - How long ago did you say your parents stayed here? 1321 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:01,790 Uh, 23 years ago, on their honeymoon. 1322 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:10,466 May I help you? 1323 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,217 I'm the graphic designer. 1324 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,051 Excuse me? 1325 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:15,596 I called you on the phone. 1326 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:16,930 I made a reservation on the phone. 1327 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:17,931 Do you remember? 1328 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,892 And what name did you give? 1329 01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,518 Well, what name do you have? 1330 01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:22,479 Excuse me? 1331 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,564 What I believe my wife is trying to say 1332 01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:26,857 is that she telephoned about a week ago. 1333 01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:28,108 The name is Green. 1334 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:29,651 Green, Green. 1335 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,905 No, no, I'm afraid I have no Mr. Green. 1336 01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:35,115 It might be under Ramsay. 1337 01:06:35,116 --> 01:06:37,160 Ramsay, Ramsay, Ramsay. 1338 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,996 Or possibly Jones. 1339 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,792 Jones, Jones, ah, yes, here we are. 1340 01:06:45,793 --> 01:06:48,545 Mr. and Mrs. Rams-Jones. 1341 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,173 The honeymoon suite. 1342 01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:57,095 - There's late night entertainment in our piano bar. 1343 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,680 Of course, you have your world famous sunsets 1344 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,390 on the D'Amour beach. 1345 01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:02,935 And for a slight additional charge, the Jacuzzi 1346 01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:04,603 and the tennis courts. 1347 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:05,437 Well, here we are. 1348 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:08,357 Is this the honeymoon suite? 1349 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:10,400 They're all honeymoon suites 1350 01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:12,111 since the remodeling. 1351 01:07:39,847 --> 01:07:42,307 And I hope that you have a pleasant stay. 1352 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,102 Thank you. 1353 01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:50,817 Oh! 1354 01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:58,533 Thank you. 1355 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:09,752 Thank you very much, sir. 1356 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:16,843 You could tape them together. 1357 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,018 Well! 1358 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:28,186 So, what do you think? 1359 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:29,021 It's nice. 1360 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:30,231 It's very nice. 1361 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,025 I wonder if this is anything like 1362 01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:35,403 when Mom and Dad stayed here. 1363 01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:38,030 Wow, look at this. 1364 01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:40,074 Hey, pretty fancy, huh? 1365 01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:45,246 This tub looks like it could hold both of us. 1366 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:48,499 I mean, if we wanted it to. 1367 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,169 Look at this view. 1368 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:53,170 Yeah. 1369 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,675 Someone's at the door. 1370 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,135 So what? 1371 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,803 Uh, relax, will you? 1372 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:02,764 Who's there? 1373 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:12,857 - Some complimentary pink champagne, Mr. Rams - Jones. 1374 01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:15,776 Hey, thank you. 1375 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,486 Well, okay! 1376 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,612 Okay, enjoy it. 1377 01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:19,572 Thank you. 1378 01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:22,824 Wow, complimentary champagne. 1379 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,202 This must've cost a mint. 1380 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:26,411 Uh-oh. 1381 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:27,329 What's wrong? 1382 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:30,165 Well, there aren't any glasses. 1383 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:30,999 Well, we can drink out of the 1384 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,793 plastic ones in the bathroom. 1385 01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:35,712 Nah, don't be silly. 1386 01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:37,172 I'll call room service. 1387 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,633 I'm dying to give that guy a tip again. 1388 01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:49,476 ♪ Best years of our lives ♪ 1389 01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:51,353 Is that her? 1390 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:52,187 Woo! 1391 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:54,314 I can't believe it! 1392 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:55,232 You actually got her here. 1393 01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:56,817 What'd I tell you, numb-nuts? 1394 01:09:56,818 --> 01:09:59,111 - Okay, I got another 10 bucks says you get her top off, 1395 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,405 but no bare tit. 1396 01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:02,781 You're on. 1397 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,074 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1398 01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,992 How are we supposed to know how far you get, huh? 1399 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:08,328 - Yeah, you don't expect us to take his word for it, do you? 1400 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:09,162 Good as gold. 1401 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,872 The man's word is as good as gold. 1402 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:11,707 Trust me. 1403 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:12,541 Oh, trust him! 1404 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:13,458 Bubba's told the truth every time! 1405 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,501 Hold it! 1406 01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:16,628 I'll tell you what, you get in the closet with Roy, 1407 01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:18,255 the rest of you assholes, out. 1408 01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:20,215 - Hey, how come he gets to watch and not us? 1409 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,550 Are you in on this with Bubba and Roy? 1410 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:22,968 Sam, every time we... 1411 01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:23,844 Hold up here! 1412 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:25,429 I don't give a rat's ass which one of you 1413 01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:26,722 is in the closet with Roy, 1414 01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:27,848 but I want the rest of you out of here 1415 01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:29,683 by the time I get back with Jordan. 1416 01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:31,351 - All right, gentlemen, last call, here we go! 1417 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,269 Four to one clothes off. 1418 01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:33,270 Seven to one top off. 1419 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,271 12 to one panties down. 1420 01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:35,772 22 to one score city. 1421 01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:36,606 Who's in? 1422 01:10:36,607 --> 01:10:38,442 10 more down on panties! 1423 01:10:38,443 --> 01:10:39,776 Don't even mention it. 1424 01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,653 I'd do anything for that guy. 1425 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:42,696 But I'll tell you, Jordan, 1426 01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,364 if he weren't my best buddy, 1427 01:10:44,365 --> 01:10:46,491 I'd have to put the old moves on you myself. 1428 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,160 Really, now? 1429 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:49,369 But what about Betsy? 1430 01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:51,872 Betsy? 1431 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:52,998 Betsy's an amusing girl, 1432 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:56,710 but she and I are just good friends. 1433 01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:57,544 I got you both down. 1434 01:10:57,545 --> 01:11:00,213 ♪ Makes me wanna dance oh ♪ 1435 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:01,047 ♪ It's a new romance ♪ 1436 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:03,091 Well, that's Jim's side. 1437 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,426 I'm over here. 1438 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:06,636 ♪ I look into your eyes ♪ 1439 01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,013 What do you think, huh? 1440 01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:09,639 Marvelous. 1441 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,142 Oh, surely you didn't do all this yourself? 1442 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:16,773 - Well, I guess some of the guys in the dorm helped out. 1443 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:26,114 So, how's about a drink? 1444 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,616 When's Jim gonna get here? 1445 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,910 Any minute. 1446 01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,620 Uh, you just make yourself comfortable. 1447 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,497 Take off your shoes! 1448 01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:36,750 Or any other tight, binding articles of clothing. 1449 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:39,920 And I'll mix you that drink. 1450 01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:44,382 ♪ 'Cause deep down inside all I wanted was you ♪ 1451 01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:47,260 ♪ Oh makes me wanna dance ♪ 1452 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:48,887 Ow! 1453 01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:49,721 What's wrong? 1454 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:50,555 Wrong? 1455 01:11:50,556 --> 01:11:51,431 Nothing! 1456 01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:52,225 Nothing. 1457 01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,649 You'll have to excuse me, Jordan. 1458 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:04,486 It's just I'm not used to receiving female visitors 1459 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:05,363 in my room. 1460 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:15,455 And I must be a tad nervous. 1461 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:18,458 Nervous, Bubba, you of all people? 1462 01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,543 It's just that, well... 1463 01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:27,509 Being here alone with you in this room... 1464 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:28,343 Yes? 1465 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:33,723 I feel that 1466 01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:36,017 my loyalty to Jim might be, well, 1467 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:38,729 compromised. 1468 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:40,731 Compromised? 1469 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:43,484 Yeah. 1470 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,612 It isn't perfect. 1471 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:48,739 It just isn't. 1472 01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:53,702 And I'm not feeling romantic like I thought I would. 1473 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:54,745 You're not? 1474 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,749 Well, what are you feeling? 1475 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,167 Nauseous. 1476 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:09,634 Well, this is just what I needed. 1477 01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:10,802 What? 1478 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:11,636 Nothing. 1479 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:12,762 No, what was it you said? 1480 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:14,222 Nothing. 1481 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:18,685 Listen, I'm sorry you're not feeling romantic, Chris. 1482 01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:21,021 I'm feeling romantic. 1483 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:22,480 You are? 1484 01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:23,524 Absolutely. 1485 01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,694 I mean, look at this place. 1486 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:30,697 It's the most romantic place I've ever seen. 1487 01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,115 Like this bed. 1488 01:13:32,116 --> 01:13:34,868 Have you ever slept in a vibrating bed before? 1489 01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:35,869 No, but vibrating beds... 1490 01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:40,081 - Have you ever had pink champagne and a red fur rug 1491 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:43,752 and a knight in shining armor standing by your bed? 1492 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:44,586 No. 1493 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:45,629 Well, all right. 1494 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:48,715 So here we are in the most romantic place in the world 1495 01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:53,219 and here you are with the most romantic guy in the world. 1496 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:54,013 Take me. 1497 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:58,516 Take me and do with me what you will. 1498 01:13:58,517 --> 01:13:59,310 Ravage me. 1499 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:03,897 Are you feeling romantic now, my darling? 1500 01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:07,567 What I'm feeling is drunk and scared. 1501 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:11,738 And like I'm gonna toss my cookies any second. 1502 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:18,536 Damn! 1503 01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:22,917 - And after our summer, she begged me to stay, but... 1504 01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:25,126 Ah. 1505 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:30,215 That was Paris. 1506 01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:31,841 - Look, Bubba, I'm getting really sick of waiting 1507 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:32,676 for your friend. 1508 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:34,260 Jordan, just a little longer. 1509 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:35,512 For Jim's sake. 1510 01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:36,638 Come on, this is ridiculous. 1511 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:37,597 I'm gonna go! 1512 01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:38,598 Wait! 1513 01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:39,432 Wait! 1514 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,936 Now, Jim bought a bottle of vintage champagne 1515 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:44,270 just for tonight. 1516 01:14:44,271 --> 01:14:45,730 He'd never forgive me if I let you go 1517 01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:48,733 without at least trying some. 1518 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:49,527 Please? 1519 01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:05,000 Voila! 1520 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,543 Red champagne? 1521 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:09,379 The finest money can buy. 1522 01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,964 Just wait till you try this stuff. 1523 01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:12,632 Whoa! 1524 01:15:13,884 --> 01:15:15,010 Oh, I'm... 1525 01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:16,136 Look what you've done! 1526 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:18,054 My clothes are ruined! 1527 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:19,139 Take them off! 1528 01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:20,223 All of them! 1529 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,518 Take them off and soak them. 1530 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:25,271 I'll get you a towel. 1531 01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:27,189 God! 1532 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,034 Oh! 1533 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:46,542 No. 1534 01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:51,505 Aha! Got one! 1535 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:56,718 Give me that! 1536 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:57,886 Do you have any soda water? 1537 01:15:57,887 --> 01:15:59,054 Soda water? 1538 01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,930 To take the stains out! 1539 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:03,309 I'll go see if we have any. 1540 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:20,992 So tell me, Jordan, would you like to dance? 1541 01:16:29,794 --> 01:16:37,884 ♪ Uh-Huh ♪ 1542 01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:43,264 ♪ Uh-Huh ♪ 1543 01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:44,307 Oh, Betsy! 1544 01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,183 What a great surprise. 1545 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:46,601 I was just thinking about you. 1546 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,561 Yeah, I'm sure! 1547 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:49,687 What in the world is going... 1548 01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:51,147 ♪ Uh-Huh ♪ 1549 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:52,774 I suppose you two know each other? 1550 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:54,025 What the hell are you doing here? 1551 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:55,860 - I came here to meet Jim, if it's any of your business. 1552 01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:56,945 Is that right? 1553 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:57,779 Shh! 1554 01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:58,947 - You expected Jim to leave Chris at the Hotel D'Amour? 1555 01:16:58,948 --> 01:16:59,906 Shh, shh! 1556 01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:00,782 No! - Hotel D'Amour? 1557 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:01,741 That's right. 1558 01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:03,076 They left hours ago. 1559 01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:03,910 No. 1560 01:17:03,911 --> 01:17:07,872 Jim is at the Hotel D'Amour with Chris? 1561 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:08,706 ♪ Uh-Huh ♪ 1562 01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:10,376 I can't believe this! 1563 01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:14,754 I spent all night in this pigsty with you, 1564 01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,548 drinking after-shave cologne! 1565 01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:17,632 ♪ Da Da Da ♪ 1566 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,716 Listening to your boring stories 1567 01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:20,635 about what a big lover you are! 1568 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,847 ♪ Da Da Da ♪ 1569 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:26,474 Where are my clothes? 1570 01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:27,308 Oh! 1571 01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:28,143 Your clothes? 1572 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:31,938 ♪ Da Da Da ♪ 1573 01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,902 Where are my clothes? 1574 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:39,571 How am I gonna go out like this? 1575 01:17:42,283 --> 01:17:45,618 ♪ Da Da Da I don't love you you don't love me ♪ 1576 01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:48,121 ♪ Da Da Da ♪ 1577 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:48,955 Whoa! 1578 01:17:48,956 --> 01:17:49,789 Don't! 1579 01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:51,417 Oh! 1580 01:17:52,543 --> 01:17:53,376 Oh! 1581 01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:56,629 Now, come on, girls. 1582 01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:57,964 Can't you take a joke? 1583 01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:01,050 I mean, come on, it's funny! 1584 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,179 Oh! 1585 01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:10,143 ♪ Da Da Da I don't love you you don't love me ♪ 1586 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,561 All right, come on! 1587 01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:14,022 - 15 to one. - I'm 10 to one! 1588 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,482 All right, Sam! 1589 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,350 Hi, there. 1590 01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:51,185 Hi. 1591 01:18:53,354 --> 01:18:54,938 I couldn't find you. 1592 01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:56,189 I got worried. 1593 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:08,577 I behaved like a real jerk. 1594 01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:10,663 So did I. 1595 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:16,961 I love you, Chris. 1596 01:19:18,212 --> 01:19:19,045 I know. 1597 01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:20,339 I love you, too. 1598 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:24,260 I guess this just wasn't it. 1599 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:26,553 Wasn't what? 1600 01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:32,101 - The right time, the right place, the right anything. 1601 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:36,646 I tried so hard to pretend that it was. 1602 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:37,856 It just wasn't. 1603 01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:43,904 I just, I don't know, like, too... 1604 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:45,572 Tacky? 1605 01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:51,494 God, I'm glad you said that. 1606 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:53,538 I was afraid that you liked it. 1607 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:54,706 Really? 1608 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:59,294 I was afraid you liked it! 1609 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:11,055 - I never could love anybody more than I love you, Chris. 1610 01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:12,515 Oh, Jim. 1611 01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:18,689 ♪ Just one touch and I'm lost inside your love ♪ 1612 01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:24,903 ♪ Just one touch means more than words can say ♪ 1613 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:32,369 ♪ Just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay ♪ 1614 01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:39,752 ♪ For always ♪ 1615 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:44,506 ♪ Just one touch ♪ 1616 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:15,871 ♪ Just one touch and I'm lost inside your love ♪ 1617 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:22,961 ♪ Just one touch means more than words can say ♪ 1618 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:29,843 ♪ Just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay ♪ 1619 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:35,640 ♪ For always ♪ 1620 01:21:35,641 --> 01:21:40,604 ♪ Oh just one touch and I'm lost inside your love ♪ 1621 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:48,153 ♪ Just one touch means more than words can say ♪ 1622 01:21:50,114 --> 01:21:55,077 ♪ Just one touch and I know I'm gonna stay ♪ 1623 01:21:57,621 --> 01:22:01,457 ♪ For always ♪ 1624 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:03,585 ♪ Always ♪ 1625 01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:13,010 - I can't believe you made me late to my own graduation! 1626 01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:15,596 - Now, Jordan, your father doesn't get married every day. 1627 01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:17,098 Just about every other day. 1628 01:22:17,099 --> 01:22:18,391 Yes, Miss Copuletta. 1629 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:19,725 I mean, Mother. 1630 01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:21,811 Chauncey, stay with the car this time. 1631 01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:23,479 But, of course, Mr. Leigh-Jensen. 1632 01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,024 I always stay close to the car. 1633 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,163 Parents, faculty, honored guests. 1634 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:44,125 Welcome to the 86th Commencement Exercises 1635 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:46,544 of Cherryvale Academy. 1636 01:22:46,545 --> 01:22:49,589 Well, the year is finally at an end. 1637 01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:52,091 It has been a long, hard struggle, 1638 01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:54,594 but, girls, we've pulled together, 1639 01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:57,972 and now you have finally completed your studies. 1640 01:22:57,973 --> 01:23:00,892 I see your teachers aglow with the satisfaction 1641 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:02,436 of a job well done. 1642 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:04,271 I see... 1643 01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:08,525 I see... 1644 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,489 Never! 1645 01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:17,700 Your parents, secure in the knowledge 1646 01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:21,579 that their daughters have received the very best. 1647 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:24,373 And, you graduates, I see your joy. 1648 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:28,377 The justifiable pride in your accomplishments. 1649 01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:32,590 The excitement as you go forward into your futures. 1650 01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:35,426 You've blossomed from awkward adolescence 1651 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:38,179 into the full bloom of young womanhood. 1652 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,976 But with this joy comes a tug at the throat. 1653 01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:46,145 A tiny sorrow. 1654 01:23:47,064 --> 01:23:48,147 A tender nostalgia. 1655 01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:48,981 Look out! 1656 01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:49,815 Hey, watch it, Mack. 1657 01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:51,317 I can remember my own days 1658 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:52,902 here as a student. 1659 01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:55,821 And certainly, a day like today 1660 01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:59,367 comes a wide array of varied emotions. 1661 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:02,954 In future years, you'll reflect upon your years here 1662 01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:06,165 and remember them, I am certain, 1663 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:09,335 as the happiest time of your life. 1664 01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:11,296 What of my own feelings? 1665 01:24:12,256 --> 01:24:15,007 Well, we have had our ups and downs, 1666 01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:18,302 but I shall miss your shining faces, 1667 01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:23,182 even as you go forth to fulfill your bright promise. 1668 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:26,811 And now I shall yield the floor to Miss Newhouse, 1669 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:30,106 who, for reasons I don't pretend to understand, 1670 01:24:30,107 --> 01:24:31,983 has been elected to make 1671 01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,777 the farewell remarks on behalf of the graduates. 1672 01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:38,698 Sunny days? 1673 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:39,741 Sunny days. 1674 01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:46,664 Thank you, Miss Dutchbok. 1675 01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:48,583 On behalf of the entire graduating class, 1676 01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:51,085 I'd like to thank you for all you've done for us. 1677 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,963 No, you won't be seeing our shining faces anymore. 1678 01:24:53,964 --> 01:24:56,632 Here's something you can always remember us by. 1679 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,884 Ready, girls? 1680 01:24:58,885 --> 01:25:00,761 Graduation, Cherryvale! 1681 01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:02,597 You won't forget us soon! 1682 01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:04,307 Sunny days ahead of us! 1683 01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:06,767 We leave behind this moon! 1684 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:10,438 Way to go! 1685 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:11,564 Woo! 1686 01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:12,357 Woo! 1687 01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:30,625 ♪ You see me standing in the shadows ♪ 1688 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:33,753 ♪ But you act like it just doesn't matter ♪ 1689 01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:36,839 ♪ I see you walking down the street ♪ 1690 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,925 ♪ You make my heart skip a beat ♪ 1691 01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:43,179 ♪ Just a look just a touch ♪ 1692 01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:47,516 ♪ I never wanted anything so much ♪ 1693 01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:50,186 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1694 01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:53,356 ♪ I'd do anything you asked me to ♪ 1695 01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:56,400 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1696 01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:59,695 ♪ I wanna give you my loving forever for two ♪ 1697 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:04,660 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1698 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:10,998 ♪ Late at night with the radio on ♪ 1699 01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:14,001 ♪ I sit there waiting by the telephone ♪ 1700 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,046 ♪ I'm pleasing you in my dreams ♪ 1701 01:26:17,047 --> 01:26:20,633 ♪ I want you so bad I could scream ♪ 1702 01:26:20,634 --> 01:26:23,010 ♪ Feel the fever feel the fire ♪ 1703 01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:27,765 ♪ I'm burning up with such desire ♪ 1704 01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:30,559 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1705 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:33,646 ♪ I'll do anything you ask me to ♪ 1706 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:36,732 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1707 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:39,944 ♪ I just want to feel my love with you ♪ 1708 01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:43,698 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1709 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:46,575 ♪ All the boys say they need me ♪ 1710 01:26:46,576 --> 01:26:49,829 ♪ But they don't have what I need ♪ 1711 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,956 ♪ All I need is you ♪ 1712 01:26:51,957 --> 01:26:54,292 ♪ I need you ♪ 1713 01:27:07,973 --> 01:27:10,808 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1714 01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:13,978 ♪ I'll give you my love if you ask me to ♪ 1715 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:17,064 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1716 01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:20,151 ♪ I just want to make sweet love to you ♪ 1717 01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:26,365 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1718 01:27:26,366 --> 01:27:29,577 ♪ That late at night I'd be good to you ♪ 1719 01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:32,538 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1720 01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:35,791 ♪ There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do ♪ 1721 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:38,919 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1722 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:42,047 ♪ Tell me how do I let you know ♪ 1723 01:27:42,048 --> 01:27:45,134 ♪ I'd do anything you want me to ♪ 1724 01:27:45,135 --> 01:27:48,220 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1725 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:51,474 ♪ Can't you see I just want to make love to you ♪ 1726 01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:57,188 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1727 01:27:57,189 --> 01:27:58,856 ♪ I wanna make love ♪ 1728 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,733 ♪ I'd give you my love if you asked me to ♪ 1729 01:28:00,734 --> 01:28:03,235 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1730 01:28:03,236 --> 01:28:04,403 ♪ I wanna make love ♪ 1731 01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:07,072 ♪ I just want to make sweet love to you ♪ 1732 01:28:07,073 --> 01:28:12,995 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1733 01:28:12,996 --> 01:28:16,332 ♪ That late at night I'd be good to you ♪ 1734 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:19,668 ♪ How do I let you know ♪ 1735 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:24,633 ♪ There's nothing in the world that I wouldn't do ♪ 116111