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We interrupt this program
to bring you...
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Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.
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Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,
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who lives in
the middle of Nowhere
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with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.
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But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.
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It's up to Courage
to save his new home.
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Stupid dog.
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You made me
look bad.
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- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!
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MURIEL:
Ohhh... that's it!
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Eustace, I want
a new mattress,
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and that's the end
of the matter!
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"Mattress...
special."
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oh!
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Oh, a mattress special?
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"With our mattress,
we'll change your life...
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forever."
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Oh, so exciting.
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[beeping]
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[ringing]
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MAN: Are you ready to
change your life forever?
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Oh, yes. I want to
change my life forever.
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This sounds too good
to be true.
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MAN:
We have a special
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on our deluxe
life-changing mattress.
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It's soft.
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COURAGE:
Uh!
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MURIEL:
Oh, soft.
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It's smooth.
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Smooth.
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No lumps.
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Oh, no.
I don't like lumps.
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We've got lumps.
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We'll send it
right over.
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My address is--
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We know!
We've been waiting for you.
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Oh!
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No, no, no! Don't do it!
This do not do!
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I've always wanted
a new mattress.
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[door creaks open]
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[whip cracks]
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[whinnying]
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[horse whinnying]
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[whining]
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This
can't be happening!
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[whinnies]
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Ooooh!
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Gm'!
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[hiss]
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Eeek!
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I've a bad feeling
about this
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or my name is Nana...
and it's not.
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[whining]
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Doesn't
it look lovely?
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COURAGE:
Eek!
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[hiss]
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Aah!
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[snoring]
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I just can't wait
to see this.
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Uh!
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MURIEL:
Ooh, hee hee!
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[hiss]
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Oh, Courage,
stop it!
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I'm going to have
a lovely little nap now.
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I'll see you soon.
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[Courage panting]
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Ooh!
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[growling]
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Eek!
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Eek!
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Oh!
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[crash]
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[snoring]
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[door slams]
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Oh, wake me up,
will you?!
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I'll fix you!
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[gibberish]
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[hiss]
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Get away from me!
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[deep voice]
Won't you join me?
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh!
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BOTH:
Aah!
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Oh, can one of you boys
give me a hand?
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BOTH:
Aah!
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[animal howling]
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[crickets chirping]
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[chiming]
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Dang mattress
gave her nightmares!
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[low growling]
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Well, we--we can't
sit here all night.
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What do you mean--we?
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[low growling]
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She likes you.
Go see how she is.
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I may be man's best friend,
but really!
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Get up there!
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[low growling]
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[low growling]
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[deep snoring]
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Oh!
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[deep voice]
Courage!
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Closer.
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Closer.
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It would be lovely
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if I could have
a cup...of...
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tea!
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Aah!
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What have you done
with Muriel?
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She's here with us.
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MURIEL:
Courage, help me!
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[deep voice]
Whoops. Ha ha ha!
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That one
slipped out.
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You won't get away
with this!
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Oh, yeah? What are you
going to do about it?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[Crack]
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[Crack]
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[deep voice]
Watch my thumb.
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Oh! That was close.
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Ahh, nice move,
little doggie.
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Huh! Slip away,
will you?
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1, 2, 3! Got you!
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You lose!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hang on, Muriel.
Help is on the way!
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COMPUTER:
Exorcist.
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Exactly.
An exorcist!
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Instructions for your
basic exorcism...
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oh, �W-
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Just give me
the instructions.
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"To perform
an exorcism...
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put on
a flowing garment."
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Huh?
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"Incantation
to exorcise demon."
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What?
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"Hullaballoo
and howdy doo.
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Musty prawns
and timbuktu."
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"Yeltzy bye
and hippity poo.
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Kick 'em in the dishpan,
hoo hoo hoo."
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Kick 'em in the dishpan,
hoo hoo hoo?
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G rrrr!
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Get that demon!
Get that demon!
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Hullaballoo
and howdy doo.
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Eh...
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musty prawns
and Tim-Timbuktu.
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[deep voice]
Ha ha ha ha!
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Call that
an incantation?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Hullaballoo
and howdy doo.
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Speak up.
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Won't hear you
in the balcony.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Arrgh! Musty prawns
and Timbuktu!
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Yeltzy bye
and hippity poo.
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Face it, sonny.
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You're a failure!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Yay, farmer.
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Come on!
Give me a break!
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I can do it!
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Want a tip?
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Yeah, sure.
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[loud gurgling]
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Aah!
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[Courage panting]
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Yes!
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Ha!
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Rabba loo rowdy roo.
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Rarara riparoo
roo roo!
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Rary ruff rippity roo.
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Rick 'em in the ristpan,
roo roo roo!
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[whines]
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh!
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Hullaballoo
and howdy doo!
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Musty prawns
and tim-- oh!
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Uh! Uh!
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Gm'!
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Eek!
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EUSTACE:
Heh heh heh!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Aah!
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Hee hee heh heh!
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Ohh!
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Gm'!
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[gibberish]
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Uh!
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[whines]
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Uh!
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Hey!
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Uh!
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[beeping]
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We're not satisfied
at all!
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Take your
special mattress back!
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[whip cracks]
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[horse whinnies]
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[hiss]
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Now,
isn't this cozy?
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Now, this is a bed
I can sleep in any day.
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[low growling]
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MAN: Hello, new friend.
My name is Fred.
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The words you hear
are in my head.
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I say, I said,
my name is Fred,
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and I've been
very naughty.
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I can't wait for
that wee lad Fred to arrive.
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That freak's not setting
one freaky foot in this house!
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FRED: The story I'm
about to tell,
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I tell you,
I will tell it well,
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is of my dear aunt Muriel
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and just how
I've been...naughty.
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The freak's a barber,
a freaky barber
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with his own
freaky barber shop
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where freaky things
happen--
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Freaky barber things!
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FRED:
Voila, the farm.
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My aunt lives here
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with precious pup
and husband dear.
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My heart beat fast
as I grew near.
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I felt so nice...
and naughty.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, that must be Fred!
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[ding dong]
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[gulp]
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Ooh!
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[ding dong]
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FRED: I thought just how
excited they must be
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that I would come today.
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They'd shout, "come, Fred,
hazzah hooray!
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Dear boy, you look so...
naughty."
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oh, Fred,
me dear nephew.
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What brings you to our cozy
corner of the world?
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Holiday.
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Courage,
come and meet Fred.
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Oooh!
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FRED, VOICEOVER: That's when my
tired eyes beheld a doggie dog.
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Like dog he smelled.
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D-o-g is what he spelled,
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and that's how I spell...
naughty.
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Eeeeee.
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EUSTACE: Got to go to
the hardware store
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and get the, you know...
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fix the bathroom door.
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Just don't try shutting it
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because you won't be able
to get it open.
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Eustace,
our guest is here.
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Say hello to Fred.
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Yeah.
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Ooohhh.
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Hiya...
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freak.
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[panting]
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Courage, shush now.
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You must be exhausted,
Fred, dear.
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Would you like
to freshen up?
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Yes. Been quite a trip,
it has.
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Show Fred the bathroom,
please, Courage.
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No!
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Such a fuss.
This rudeness won't do.
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Ok. I'll do it,
but I won't like it.
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Ok, I'm going...
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freak.
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Eustace, dear...
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could you do me
a favor?
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I forgot to give
Fred fresh towels.
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Would you
bring him some?
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Ew.
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00:13:58,626 --> 00:14:00,628
You give them
to the freak.
273
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,112
No!
274
00:14:02,114 --> 00:14:04,116
Whoops!
275
00:14:04,098 --> 00:14:05,975
COURAGE:
Oooh!
276
00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:08,400
Heh heh heh heh!
277
00:14:08,354 --> 00:14:10,300
I heard
the door slam.
278
00:14:10,274 --> 00:14:11,719
The door slammed.
279
00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:12,953
Oh.
280
00:14:12,961 --> 00:14:15,373
Ugh! Ugh!
281
00:14:17,504 --> 00:14:20,417
Well, I guess
I better git.
282
00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:22,799
Now,
don't you boys worry.
283
00:14:22,753 --> 00:14:25,393
Eustace will be back soon
to get the door open.
284
00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:26,448
Ooh!
285
00:14:26,464 --> 00:14:28,705
FRED, VOICE-OVER:
Alone was I with tender Courage
286
00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:33,120
and all his fur,
his furry footage,
287
00:14:32,992 --> 00:14:36,405
which, I say,
did enCourage me to be...
288
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,824
quite naughty.
289
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,078
Courage.
290
00:14:43,071 --> 00:14:46,018
Aaoooh!
291
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,192
Your hair...
292
00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:51,265
it reminds me
of the first time
293
00:14:51,198 --> 00:14:56,147
I knew just how
I felt about hair.
294
00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:00,820
VOICE-OVER: It was a
day I do not forget--
295
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,007
the day that I first
met my pet.
296
00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:05,715
Oh, what a lovely gift
to get.
297
00:15:08,253 --> 00:15:12,702
I'd never felt
so...naughty.
298
00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:18,046
My fuzzy friend
is what he was,
299
00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:21,290
this darling little
ball of fuzz.
300
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,749
[clanking]
301
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,295
[razor buzzing]
302
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:31,104
And oh, such fuzz,
such fuzz, he does demand
303
00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:36,216
that I be naughty.
304
00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:40,095
He looked at me,
his fetching eyes,
305
00:15:40,027 --> 00:15:43,702
and fetching fur
did hypnotize.
306
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:47,252
I filled with joy,
I filled with sighs,
307
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:51,339
and that's when I got...
naughty.
308
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:56,505
[Courage gasping]
309
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,984
Now, now.
310
00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:01,846
You shouldn't play
in the toilet.
311
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:03,559
Don't worry, boys.
312
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:06,756
Eustace should be
at the hardware store by now.
313
00:16:06,681 --> 00:16:08,251
[bird squawking]
314
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:14,612
FRED, VOICE-OVER: This dripping
hair, this droopy curl...
315
00:16:16,217 --> 00:16:19,755
unfurls sweet memories
of a girl
316
00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:23,280
with tresses, oh,
they twist and twirl
317
00:16:23,193 --> 00:16:28,165
and tempt me
to be...naughty.
318
00:16:28,024 --> 00:16:30,903
Barbara
my love was named
319
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,549
and her fair hair,
a mane untamed,
320
00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:37,335
until one evening,
I'm ashamed,
321
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,649
I got a little...
322
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:41,458
naughty-
323
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:44,608
[razor buzzing]
324
00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:49,715
The look upon
my young love's face
325
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:52,431
was sweet and lace,
326
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:57,415
but in this place,
I realized she...
327
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,910
[turns off razor]
328
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:02,308
Needed space.
329
00:17:03,382 --> 00:17:06,852
I nevermore was naughty.
330
00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:10,916
Well, maybe not never.
331
00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:14,137
COURAGE:
Ooh!
332
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:18,194
Playful little scamp.
333
00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:21,396
Eeeeeuuuuh!
334
00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:24,175
Is everything
all right in there?
335
00:17:24,117 --> 00:17:27,189
[Courage howls]
336
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,019
Just can't wait for those
pancakes, can you?
337
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:37,938
[Courage howls]
338
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:42,786
Wonderful! Eustace
should be back any moment now.
339
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:45,487
Aaaah!
340
00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:49,432
[sea gulls crying]
341
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:51,174
No need for panic.
342
00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:52,930
Behold. Sustenance,
hungry whelp.
343
00:17:55,187 --> 00:17:56,461
[gulp]
344
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:00,887
[beeping]
345
00:18:09,201 --> 00:18:11,579
[Courage gagging]
346
00:18:12,945 --> 00:18:16,893
FRED, VOICE-OVER: Dear cur,
your fur and fleece remind
347
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,698
of nothing found
in humankind
348
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:22,807
but for one fellow
who did find me
349
00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:26,947
to be in a certain mood.
350
00:18:26,832 --> 00:18:29,711
Into my shop
he walked one day
351
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:32,823
with bouche above
and beard bouquet.
352
00:18:32,752 --> 00:18:34,959
That's no toupee, I prayed.
353
00:18:34,928 --> 00:18:36,532
No way!
354
00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:40,033
I could help but be...
you know.
355
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,831
MAN:
Just a trim, pardner.
356
00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:46,147
FRED, VOICE-OVER: I'd never
seen such hair before.
357
00:18:46,064 --> 00:18:47,907
[buzzing]
358
00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:51,460
His bangs, they sang,
his neck, it beckoned.
359
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:55,517
Eyebrows, armpits--
all were reckoned.
360
00:18:55,407 --> 00:18:57,978
Soon I figured
"what the heck"
361
00:18:57,935 --> 00:19:01,712
and guess how I was...
naughty.
362
00:19:01,614 --> 00:19:05,460
COURAGE:
Ooh!
363
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,565
[music playing
on television]
364
00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:11,107
COURAGE:
Aah!
365
00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:25,711
[gibberish]
366
00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:29,138
[snoring]
367
00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:32,636
[razor buzzing]
368
00:19:42,636 --> 00:19:45,515
Aaoooh!
369
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:50,059
Sweet pooch, afraid
I'll shave your tail?
370
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:53,538
Why, now,
that would be weird.
371
00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:57,957
[sirens]
372
00:19:57,835 --> 00:19:58,905
[brakes screech]
373
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,459
MAN:
Surround the area!
374
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,267
Cut the power!
375
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:05,027
We don't want anyone
getting shaved in there!
376
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:08,213
So ends
our little story.
377
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,675
What took them
so long?
378
00:20:15,017 --> 00:20:17,327
FRED, VOICE-OVER: But then
my landlords did presume
379
00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:20,168
to free me
from that porcelain tomb
380
00:20:20,105 --> 00:20:25,487
and ferry to a private room,
your hero, ever dotty.
381
00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:29,030
What a lovely visit.
382
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,383
Too bad Eustace
didn't get to say good-bye.
383
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,942
FRED:
Good-bye, dear aunt.
384
00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:38,606
I'll miss your farm and
Eustace's ebullient charm.
385
00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:41,043
And farewell, Courage,
what's the harm
386
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:46,780
if I was slightly...
naughty?
387
00:41:05,783 --> 00:41:07,285
EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!
388
00:41:07,286 --> 00:41:08,594
Hee hee hee!
389
00:41:08,644 --> 00:41:13,194
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