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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,255 --> 00:00:10,077 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:01,721 --> 00:01:04,322 Mayor McHenry currently faces 12 counts 3 00:01:04,423 --> 00:01:07,192 of corruption for his alleged embezzlement of county funds 4 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:10,797 and could face a maximum of 12 years in state prison. 5 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:13,231 I guess now we know who to blame for all those 6 00:01:13,331 --> 00:01:15,935 unfilled potholes around town. 7 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:18,705 Well, maybe they'll fill up with snowflakes tonight, right, Stan? 8 00:01:18,805 --> 00:01:21,206 That's right, Todd. 9 00:01:21,306 --> 00:01:23,475 An Alberta clipper system, a fast moving area 10 00:01:23,575 --> 00:01:26,311 of low pressure is dragging a cold front our way, 11 00:01:26,411 --> 00:01:28,480 it's drawing moisture up from the south. 12 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:30,650 We're expecting between three and six inches 13 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,819 worth of heavy, wet snow 14 00:01:32,919 --> 00:01:34,987 by the time you wake up for Christmas morning. 15 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:43,295 Christmas is... a happy time. 16 00:01:45,297 --> 00:01:47,800 Yep, a real happy time. 17 00:01:49,635 --> 00:01:51,436 I'm just saying, Christmas ain't like it is 18 00:01:51,536 --> 00:01:53,371 in those feel good movies. 19 00:01:53,472 --> 00:01:55,307 Sometimes it could be like, like... 20 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,275 Ho, ho, ho. 21 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:58,745 Like a cosmic kick in the dick. 22 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,949 When I was 11, the local county judge 23 00:02:03,049 --> 00:02:04,416 had a pretty shitty Christmas. 24 00:02:05,685 --> 00:02:07,619 It was all over the news. 25 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,789 The judge comes home late on Christmas Eve 26 00:02:09,889 --> 00:02:12,759 and there was a hit man waiting for him in the kitchen. 27 00:02:15,527 --> 00:02:18,430 Could have been worse, I mean, he lived. 28 00:02:18,965 --> 00:02:21,466 That kind of stuff happens all the time in East Jesus, Ohio. 29 00:02:21,734 --> 00:02:24,302 We're just a scoot south of bumblefuck Michigan 30 00:02:24,402 --> 00:02:25,872 on the border of Pensyltucky. 31 00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:28,507 Right square in a county called trouble. 32 00:02:29,075 --> 00:02:32,044 Some pretty messed up shit goes on here, 33 00:02:32,879 --> 00:02:35,547 on a daily, like, for reals. 34 00:03:06,411 --> 00:03:07,512 For real? 35 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:16,388 Sorry. 36 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,500 That'll be all? 37 00:04:09,842 --> 00:04:11,010 It'll be $10.99. 38 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,659 Would you like a bag with that? 39 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:31,097 Do you have a bathroom? 40 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:51,884 Dear God... 41 00:04:52,818 --> 00:04:55,888 I know I don't pray much ever, at all, 42 00:04:55,988 --> 00:04:58,190 but if you really do exist, 43 00:04:58,991 --> 00:05:02,427 if you really are this all powerful, 44 00:05:02,527 --> 00:05:04,163 all knowing being, 45 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:07,800 then please, just this once... 46 00:05:08,734 --> 00:05:09,735 help me. 47 00:05:09,835 --> 00:05:11,070 Please, please, 48 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,538 please, please, please, please. 49 00:05:19,544 --> 00:05:21,513 Please, please... 50 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,649 please. 51 00:05:34,093 --> 00:05:35,828 Oh. 52 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,793 Sophia! 53 00:06:08,728 --> 00:06:13,065 Me-a Sophia, you stole my heart 54 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:16,635 and then I sharded. 55 00:06:16,736 --> 00:06:18,671 - Sophia! - Oh, my God. 56 00:06:19,105 --> 00:06:20,006 What's you doing? 57 00:06:20,873 --> 00:06:22,574 Walking, what does it look like? 58 00:06:22,808 --> 00:06:24,243 It looks like you could use a lift. 59 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,644 You could use a car. 60 00:06:26,045 --> 00:06:28,247 Well, I got my driver's permit last week 61 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,882 and I've been delivering papers, so... 62 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,885 my uncle's Sunfire will be mine in no time. 63 00:06:32,985 --> 00:06:34,153 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 64 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:38,791 By then I bet you could use a ride but I might be too busy. 65 00:06:38,891 --> 00:06:40,826 I thought you were in love with me? 66 00:06:40,926 --> 00:06:42,594 Now you're going to be too busy. 67 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:45,297 I was in love in you, that was last year. 68 00:06:45,398 --> 00:06:47,933 Plus, I heard you're with Trey Davis now. 69 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:49,969 We broke up. Kind of. 70 00:06:50,936 --> 00:06:53,239 - I figured. - What's that suppose to mean? 71 00:06:53,739 --> 00:06:57,109 Well, when I was coming here, I passed Madison Fatchek's house 72 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,912 and as soon as her dad leaves, I see him walk in. 73 00:07:00,346 --> 00:07:01,781 Fatchick, Fatchek? 74 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:03,215 She's not so fat anymore. 75 00:07:04,016 --> 00:07:06,218 I heard she got her stomach stapled. 76 00:07:07,153 --> 00:07:09,288 Jimmy Stam says that she's anorexic. 77 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,990 She's probably bulimic. 78 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:13,893 Those titties, still fat though. 79 00:07:16,929 --> 00:07:18,631 You're so gross! 80 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:19,965 Just saying. 81 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:21,566 Isn't her dad a cop? 82 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,203 He's a detective and Jimmy Stam 83 00:07:24,303 --> 00:07:26,806 told me that she helps her cousin sell weed 84 00:07:26,906 --> 00:07:28,274 and he doesn't detect shit. 85 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,209 That must be where Trey's been getting faded. 86 00:07:32,144 --> 00:07:33,312 He's probably getting more than just weed. 87 00:07:35,347 --> 00:07:37,149 - Stop. - What? 88 00:07:37,683 --> 00:07:38,583 Your shoe's untied. 89 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,287 The stupid thing keeps coming undone. 90 00:07:44,857 --> 00:07:45,991 You should double knot it. 91 00:07:46,092 --> 00:07:47,093 You should hold on. 92 00:08:01,307 --> 00:08:05,044 ♪ It was the night before Christmas Day ♪ 93 00:08:05,744 --> 00:08:09,882 ♪ And all the elves was busy loading up the sleigh ♪ 94 00:08:09,982 --> 00:08:13,352 ♪ Jolly Santa was like getting his kicks ♪ 95 00:08:14,253 --> 00:08:17,823 ♪ And some old reindeer was out learning new tricks ♪ 96 00:08:18,224 --> 00:08:21,694 ♪ But one of the elves said "Man, we got to go ♪ 97 00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:26,632 ♪ We're way behind and it's beginning to snow" ♪ 98 00:08:27,032 --> 00:08:30,836 ♪ Just in Rudolph with the bloody nose ♪ 99 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:35,141 ♪ Arrives Santa with his sleigh and whiskey on his clothes ♪ 100 00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:39,211 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 101 00:08:40,713 --> 00:08:43,215 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 102 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:48,154 ♪ As jolly jingle bells was ringing ♪ 103 00:08:48,254 --> 00:08:52,224 ♪ All them little children they was singing ♪ 104 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,099 - Hi, Sophia. - Hi, Sophia. 105 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:11,744 So when does your stepdad go to work? 106 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:13,879 - He got fired. - Again? 107 00:09:13,979 --> 00:09:15,214 I know. Right? 108 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:19,685 What are you doing tonight? 109 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,055 - I don't know. - My parents are going to the casino 110 00:09:23,155 --> 00:09:24,757 and I know where they keep their booze 111 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:27,426 if you want to go back to my place and Netflix and chill. 112 00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:30,462 - I can't. - Yeah, right, whatever. 113 00:09:31,463 --> 00:09:32,331 Noah. 114 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,266 Noah! 115 00:09:40,973 --> 00:09:42,274 Why don't you cook dinner for once? 116 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,442 Because I don't want to. 117 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,077 Why don't you get off my nutsack? 118 00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:46,412 You are such a prick. 119 00:09:47,647 --> 00:09:49,782 - You want me to turn off the power again? - Woman, please. 120 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:51,984 How many times we have to go through this, Rayjon? 121 00:09:52,084 --> 00:09:55,387 We need to save money, get that through your freaking skull. 122 00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:57,790 Yeah, and how much that outfit cost at Penny's yesterday? 123 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,358 - I got that for work. - Sure you did. 124 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,260 You really think it cost more than those golf clubs 125 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,728 you got out in the garage? 126 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,997 Again with the golf clubs. 127 00:10:05,097 --> 00:10:07,299 What'd you think, you were Tiger Woods or something? 128 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,735 You're going to sell those things tomorrow, you hear me? 129 00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:10,736 No, I ain't. 130 00:10:10,836 --> 00:10:12,171 If you don't then I will. 131 00:10:12,271 --> 00:10:14,006 Go to work, Theresa. 132 00:10:14,106 --> 00:10:16,275 At least I got a job, you freaking deadbeat. 133 00:10:18,544 --> 00:10:20,379 What did you say? 134 00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:26,151 Eat... a... dick. 135 00:10:28,153 --> 00:10:29,255 That's got a good beat to it, right? 136 00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:31,423 Real mature, say it a little louder 137 00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:32,358 so the kids can hear you. 138 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:37,963 Eat a dick, eat a dick, take a big old bite, 139 00:10:38,063 --> 00:10:39,164 or a little lick. 140 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,133 I should record that right there. 141 00:10:49,408 --> 00:10:50,943 We've all had a shitty Christmas 142 00:10:51,043 --> 00:10:53,078 at one time or another, right? 143 00:11:01,086 --> 00:11:03,422 Like, when I was four years old 144 00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:07,793 my dumbass daddy robbed a Quick Mart twice. 145 00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:11,797 Ask my mom about that Christmas, and all she'll say 146 00:11:11,897 --> 00:11:14,566 is, "He didn't get me nothing that year." 147 00:11:14,668 --> 00:11:16,468 Why are you bitching at me? 148 00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:19,471 Because you didn't get me nothing for Christmas this year, 149 00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:21,006 you cheap son of a bitch. 150 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:25,544 - Wait, what time is it? - It's 11:53. 151 00:11:25,645 --> 00:11:28,347 Well, it ain't Christmas morning yet. 152 00:11:30,449 --> 00:11:32,017 Where you going? 153 00:11:32,117 --> 00:11:33,819 The night is young, Theresa. 154 00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:35,321 The night is not young, 155 00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:37,056 it's Christmas freaking Eve. 156 00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:40,092 You can't get nothing now, every where's closed. 157 00:11:40,592 --> 00:11:42,361 We'll see about that. 158 00:11:50,302 --> 00:11:54,306 - Nefantarter, holy shit, is that you? - Yeah. 159 00:11:54,406 --> 00:11:57,209 You look good, man, like you've been lifting. 160 00:11:57,309 --> 00:11:59,078 Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 161 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:02,348 You need anything, man, I got ups and downs, 162 00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:05,984 - and loopty-loos. - No, thanks, man. 163 00:12:06,085 --> 00:12:08,120 I told you I'm good. 164 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:11,190 Been clean for two years. You ain't noticed? 165 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:15,127 Two... two years, it's been that long, holy shit, man, 166 00:12:15,227 --> 00:12:20,165 I remember when you were everyday, twice a day. 167 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,067 Yeah, not anymore. 168 00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:25,504 Hey, hey, didn't you go to jail or some shit 169 00:12:25,604 --> 00:12:27,106 for leaving your kid in the car 170 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:30,042 while you were getting a handy at the Rub & Tug? 171 00:12:31,343 --> 00:12:33,879 Yeah, I was all doped out 172 00:12:33,979 --> 00:12:35,881 on that crystal blue shit back then. 173 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:39,418 Oh, yeah, crystal blue. 174 00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:42,020 I got that crystal blue shit, man. 175 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,290 Not anymore. 176 00:12:56,034 --> 00:13:00,439 I know what you like, mama, you like that white chocolate. 177 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:08,280 - $1.87. - $1.87? 178 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:12,084 - Yes. - Uh, that's a bit steep, ain't it? 179 00:13:12,184 --> 00:13:16,188 - Tax. - Yeah, yeah, tax my ass. 180 00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:19,391 Shit, I forgot my wallet. 181 00:13:21,994 --> 00:13:24,430 I'll tell you what, you pay me. 182 00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:27,634 - What? - You pay me. 183 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,935 Come on, open the register. 184 00:13:33,439 --> 00:13:36,275 Open the register. 185 00:13:39,211 --> 00:13:42,581 Next time you should, uh, catch it with your hands, not your face. 186 00:13:44,016 --> 00:13:45,951 Come on, come on, underneath too. 187 00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:49,955 Holy Christmas tits! 188 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,290 Is this for me? 189 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,325 Be a good little elf 190 00:13:53,425 --> 00:13:55,127 and put it all in Santa's sack. 191 00:13:56,094 --> 00:13:57,129 Uh-uh. 192 00:13:59,331 --> 00:14:03,001 Hey, uh, sorry about your eye. 193 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,015 My daddy took all that money, 194 00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,117 and put it straight in his arm. 195 00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:22,387 Oh, shit. 196 00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:36,502 Ah. I forgot the goddamn candy. 197 00:14:41,774 --> 00:14:43,575 And I tell him, don't you ever come back here, 198 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:46,044 or I'll kick your shitty little ass, punk. 199 00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:54,353 I forgot my candy bar, but since I'm here, 200 00:14:54,453 --> 00:14:58,524 why don't you do me a favor and give me your wallet? 201 00:14:58,624 --> 00:15:01,426 Please, sir, you've already robbed us once. 202 00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:05,330 No, I already robbed him. 203 00:15:10,235 --> 00:15:11,738 Damn. 204 00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,273 I'm sorry, none of you guys can catch, 205 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,441 that's too bad. 206 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:22,447 Merry Christmas, fellas. 207 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:47,139 Oh, oh, there it is, oh, oh. 208 00:15:54,681 --> 00:15:56,849 You cheap son of a bitch. 209 00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:57,817 Theresa. 210 00:15:58,685 --> 00:15:59,418 You didn't get me nothing 211 00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:00,653 for Christmas this year. 212 00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:02,120 Uh, that's not true. 213 00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:06,291 I, I got you your favorite candy bar. 214 00:16:08,628 --> 00:16:10,730 Eat it, Daddy. 215 00:16:25,678 --> 00:16:26,679 I want candy. 216 00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:32,819 Oh. Oh! 217 00:16:32,919 --> 00:16:35,554 - What kind are you going to get? - Peanut butter. 218 00:16:36,388 --> 00:16:37,489 I'm going to get caramel. 219 00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:39,458 You should try the white chocolate. 220 00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:42,327 Mm. It's delicious. 221 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,672 My mom still pretends he OD'd, 222 00:16:53,372 --> 00:16:55,574 but I'm too old for Santa Clause and fairytales. 223 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:57,677 ♪ I got big rocks in my pocket ♪ 224 00:16:57,777 --> 00:16:59,344 ♪ And I love girls to stop it ♪ 225 00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:00,813 ♪ Anybody want that smoke ♪ 226 00:17:00,913 --> 00:17:02,547 ♪ Then I'll show my pocket rockets ♪ 227 00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:03,750 ♪ Hit the road ♪ 228 00:17:09,621 --> 00:17:11,924 All you all fools going to get wasted when I get all this shit. 229 00:17:12,624 --> 00:17:14,727 He sounds like a nuub. 230 00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:15,762 What'd you say? 231 00:17:16,228 --> 00:17:18,463 Yeah, total nuub. 232 00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:21,299 Oh, who you calling nuub? 233 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,235 I'll smoke all you all fools. 234 00:17:23,636 --> 00:17:25,570 Okay, nuub, whatever you say. 235 00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:29,776 Oh, he's dead, get him, get him. 236 00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:30,810 Man, shut up. 237 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:35,180 - He sucks. - You all think you all are bad? 238 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,916 I ought to kick both of your asses when I see you all. 239 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,316 You best believe that. 240 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:39,819 Come on, boys, let's go to the mall. 241 00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:42,421 Who wants to see Santa? 242 00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:47,592 Yay! 243 00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:57,970 What? 244 00:17:58,071 --> 00:18:00,372 - Sophia. - Go away! 245 00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:02,842 Is everything all right, sweetie? 246 00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:06,946 You have to work on Christmas Eve? 247 00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:09,614 Yeah, we're doing inventory today. 248 00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:11,818 I could use the extra hours. 249 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,252 I'll be home by 11, don't worry. 250 00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:17,824 Just makes sure dickhead downstairs cooks something for dinner. 251 00:18:19,591 --> 00:18:20,927 - Did you hear me? - Yes! 252 00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:24,229 You don't mind if I borrow these, do you? 253 00:18:24,864 --> 00:18:26,331 I'll give them back, I swear. 254 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,602 What's the matter, is it Trey? 255 00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:32,471 What did he do now? 256 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,006 Mind your own business. 257 00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:36,642 I was a teenager once too, you know? 258 00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:38,644 Until I got pregnant. 259 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,913 Anyways, been there done that. 260 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,547 I'm always here if you need to talk. 261 00:18:43,716 --> 00:18:46,318 - Mom. - Oh, no, I can't right now, honey, I got to go. 262 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,454 Do me a favor though, stop by and see your grandparents today. 263 00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:52,457 - Do I have to? - Yes, you have to. 264 00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,494 - Why? - Because they're old, 265 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,295 and they live, like, five blocks away 266 00:18:57,395 --> 00:18:58,664 and they're probably going to die soon. 267 00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:01,667 - And because I said so. - Whatever! 268 00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:03,268 You don't think Grandma could use the extra help. 269 00:19:03,736 --> 00:19:05,037 Malecia was supposed to come over. 270 00:19:05,638 --> 00:19:07,907 So go later, they'd love to see you. 271 00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:10,009 Fine, I'll go but it's total bullshit. 272 00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:13,445 - Sophia Hendrix, so help me, God. - That is not my name. 273 00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:15,982 Girl, sometimes I swear you act like a spoiled little twat. 274 00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:18,350 If you want to keep your daddy's last name 275 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,820 and be known as the daughter as an OD'd smack addict, 276 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,388 go ahead but don't come crying to me again 277 00:19:23,488 --> 00:19:24,791 when they start bullying you in school. 278 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,794 Great, now I'm really going to be late. 279 00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:29,327 Can I use this? 280 00:19:31,731 --> 00:19:32,665 I love you, sweetie. 281 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,650 Hey, I remember you, you live on Easy Street, right? 282 00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:53,085 Your mama like jewelry? 283 00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:54,854 She got any diamonds? 284 00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:58,024 Hey, where the hoe, hoe, hoes at? 285 00:19:58,124 --> 00:20:00,458 How about I take you home with me tonight? 286 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:02,094 Could be my elf on the shelf. 287 00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:03,930 No, thanks. 288 00:20:04,462 --> 00:20:05,932 You ain't even my type. 289 00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:17,710 Okay, everybody, let's take a little break. 290 00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:23,049 I'm sorry, folks, I just need a word with old St. Nick. 291 00:20:23,983 --> 00:20:25,350 We'll be open in ten minutes. 292 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,486 It's bad enough you show up three sheets to the wind. 293 00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:31,590 You smell like you parked your sleigh up Rudolph's rotten asshole, 294 00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,961 and you definitely can't smoke the wacky tobacy here, 295 00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:37,063 not in my mall. 296 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,467 You got something to say to me? 297 00:20:44,971 --> 00:20:46,973 You son of a bitch, you're fired! 298 00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:52,712 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out my way ♪ 299 00:20:52,812 --> 00:20:54,947 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 300 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,116 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey! ♪ 301 00:20:57,216 --> 00:21:00,518 ♪ Jingle bells go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 302 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:04,690 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 303 00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:08,928 ♪ Stumbling through snow on a street this Christmas Day ♪ 304 00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:10,930 ♪ What time's the pawn shop close ♪ 305 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,865 ♪ Pulled up, I'm on my way ♪ 306 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:16,534 ♪ Got a 40 in my hand throwing shit up in my sack ♪ 307 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:21,040 ♪ Hope I don't get caught again or jail I'm going back ♪ 308 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:24,810 ♪ I see you when you sleep I see when you're awake ♪ 309 00:21:24,911 --> 00:21:28,814 ♪ But if you try and stop me you'll make a big mistake ♪ 310 00:21:28,915 --> 00:21:30,983 ♪ Down your chimney I will slide ♪ 311 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,019 ♪ On a cold and snowy night ♪ 312 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:36,822 ♪ Taking all your gifts and, bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 313 00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:38,691 ♪ I'm out of sight ♪ 314 00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:42,895 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 315 00:21:42,995 --> 00:21:45,597 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 316 00:21:45,698 --> 00:21:47,199 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 317 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,003 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight I'm out of sight ♪ 318 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,105 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 319 00:22:03,916 --> 00:22:06,152 Damn, boy you going to do me like that. 320 00:22:08,921 --> 00:22:10,622 Hi, Mr. Hendricks, is Sophia home? 321 00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:14,160 Yeah, she upstairs. 322 00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,029 Hi, Malecia. 323 00:22:19,597 --> 00:22:23,069 Oh, what now, sucker? 324 00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:24,637 Wait, that's not fair. 325 00:22:24,737 --> 00:22:26,072 Who is it? 326 00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:27,673 It's me, open up. 327 00:22:32,544 --> 00:22:34,612 Thank you so much for coming over. 328 00:22:34,714 --> 00:22:36,481 Anything for my BFF. 329 00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:46,624 Oh, God, your stepbrother is such a freak. 330 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,560 Why, what'd he do now? 331 00:22:48,995 --> 00:22:51,063 Notta, boy's just whack. 332 00:22:52,231 --> 00:22:55,267 You have no idea, he sits down there playing games 333 00:22:55,368 --> 00:22:58,570 all day because he has, like, zero friends. 334 00:22:58,671 --> 00:23:00,139 What about the little boy from down the street, 335 00:23:00,239 --> 00:23:02,008 uh... Franki, what's his face? 336 00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:03,642 Oh, RJ kicked the crap out of him, 337 00:23:03,743 --> 00:23:05,878 so now Mrs. Baylaw won't let him come over anymore. 338 00:23:05,978 --> 00:23:07,279 The boy's, like, ten years old. 339 00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,148 - Yep. - With asthma. 340 00:23:09,915 --> 00:23:12,151 RJ gets picked on by all the kids in his own grade, 341 00:23:12,251 --> 00:23:15,287 so he pays that forward by bullying anyone weaker than him. 342 00:23:15,388 --> 00:23:16,922 Freakshow. 343 00:23:17,256 --> 00:23:20,159 In other news, so what's up with Sophia? 344 00:23:21,227 --> 00:23:22,828 I'm pregnant. 345 00:23:23,062 --> 00:23:24,764 Shut up, are you serious? 346 00:23:25,597 --> 00:23:28,200 Oh, that's wild, do you know who's it is? 347 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,170 Of course I know who's it is, it's Trey's! 348 00:23:31,771 --> 00:23:33,538 - Oh. - What? 349 00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:36,208 - Nothing. - No, tell me, what? 350 00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:39,544 It's like I heard he was with Fatchick now. 351 00:23:39,645 --> 00:23:41,579 No, he just gets weed off of her. 352 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,782 That's not what I heard. 353 00:23:42,882 --> 00:23:44,850 Can we focus on the problem here? 354 00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:47,552 - What's that? - The baby, Malecia, the baby! 355 00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:49,955 - Oh, gee, relax. - Relax? 356 00:23:50,056 --> 00:23:53,826 I cannot relax. My mom is going to kill me. 357 00:23:53,926 --> 00:23:55,795 My whole life is over! 358 00:23:55,895 --> 00:23:57,663 I'm going to have to drop out of school. 359 00:23:57,763 --> 00:24:01,100 I'm going to have to get, like, a job for diapers. 360 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,302 No, you won't, that's what welfare's for. 361 00:24:03,836 --> 00:24:04,904 What? 362 00:24:05,004 --> 00:24:07,673 I'm going to get so fat! 363 00:24:07,773 --> 00:24:09,341 Well, look at the bright side, 364 00:24:09,442 --> 00:24:11,343 if Trey's into Madison Fatchek, 365 00:24:11,944 --> 00:24:14,280 maybe he likes a little extra cushion for the pushing. 366 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,282 Ow, sorry. 367 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:19,118 He's not with Fatchek. 368 00:24:20,386 --> 00:24:23,122 Besides, heard she lost, like, a lot of weight or something. 369 00:24:23,222 --> 00:24:24,990 Oh, I have an idea. 370 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,360 - Well, spit it out. - Girl, that's what you should have done. 371 00:24:29,695 --> 00:24:31,596 Ow, sorry. 372 00:24:33,032 --> 00:24:35,901 You could get an abortion. 373 00:24:37,069 --> 00:24:39,071 You mean, like, kill it? 374 00:24:39,171 --> 00:24:41,340 You can't kill something that's not been born yet, can you? 375 00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:46,045 I mean, I guess not. Is that even legal? 376 00:24:46,145 --> 00:24:48,881 Of course it's legal, it's been legal since, like, the '80's. 377 00:24:49,248 --> 00:24:51,317 Haven't you ever heard of a woman's right to choose? 378 00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:54,019 I thought it was choosing the name or something. 379 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,123 No, dummy, that means you can choose 380 00:24:57,223 --> 00:24:59,959 to keep it or... 381 00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:03,963 - So my mom would never know? - Nope. 382 00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:05,297 Nobody ever has to know. 383 00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:07,633 Here, let's search it. 384 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:13,772 Ohio abortions... got it. 385 00:25:14,206 --> 00:25:16,075 Well, what's it say? 386 00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:18,244 Uh... 387 00:25:21,947 --> 00:25:25,784 A parent must consent before a minor gets an abortion. 388 00:25:26,785 --> 00:25:28,387 My life is so over. 389 00:25:30,222 --> 00:25:31,757 Want to go get pizza? 390 00:25:32,424 --> 00:25:34,226 Go grab me another six pack out the fridge. 391 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:40,266 - Can I get one? - Yeah, no. 392 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,808 - Where you all going? - Out. 393 00:25:49,909 --> 00:25:50,910 You got to babysit the boys next door. 394 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:53,412 - Uh, no one told me that. - Yeah, the neighbor lady 395 00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,080 came over this morning, asked if you could watch them 396 00:25:55,181 --> 00:25:57,116 while she do some last minute Christmas shopping. 397 00:25:57,216 --> 00:25:59,251 - So I told her, all right. - Well, I can't. 398 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:01,754 Your mom going to be heated when she find out. 399 00:26:01,854 --> 00:26:04,990 - You know we need that scrilla. - Sorry, not sorry. 400 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,761 Malecia! 401 00:26:09,962 --> 00:26:10,963 I can babysit. 402 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,265 You? 403 00:26:22,341 --> 00:26:24,777 - So when did it happen? - What? 404 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,047 Oh, oh! 405 00:26:28,147 --> 00:26:30,816 - Oh, yeah. - On Thanksgiving. 406 00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,152 Get out, he stuffed you up on turkey day? 407 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,423 Was it at his house or yours? 408 00:26:37,523 --> 00:26:40,125 He actually got in a huge fight with his parents that night, 409 00:26:40,793 --> 00:26:44,129 had nowhere to go to eat so I invited him over to join us. 410 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:45,798 Oh, you're too sweet. 411 00:26:46,198 --> 00:26:47,466 It actually happened in his car. 412 00:26:50,302 --> 00:26:53,005 Next thing I knew we were just doing it. 413 00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:55,007 How'd you get pregnant? 414 00:26:55,107 --> 00:26:56,342 Uh, last time I checked 415 00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:58,344 there's only one way to get pregnant. 416 00:26:58,444 --> 00:27:01,013 - Didn't he use a condom? - Yeah, at first. 417 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:02,481 Then it kept getting... 418 00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:07,052 - soft. - The condom? 419 00:27:07,152 --> 00:27:08,187 No, him! 420 00:27:08,287 --> 00:27:09,388 So he had to take it off. 421 00:27:10,155 --> 00:27:11,323 Oh. 422 00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:24,370 - Sophia! - Oh, no. 423 00:27:26,205 --> 00:27:30,209 I waited for my period, it just never came. 424 00:27:33,912 --> 00:27:35,814 - No way! - What! 425 00:27:36,081 --> 00:27:39,018 It's my mom, she says someone broke into the house. 426 00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:41,487 - Really? - Sorry, bae, got to go. 427 00:27:46,225 --> 00:27:49,395 Stay strong, girl, you'll figure it out. Hundo p. 428 00:27:52,364 --> 00:27:54,867 Oh, hell no, they took our presents. 429 00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:14,253 Sophia, won't you ride with me-a? 430 00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:15,521 Are you stalking me? 431 00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:17,456 You wish I was stalking you. 432 00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:19,124 So you're not stalking me? 433 00:28:19,224 --> 00:28:20,959 No, I'm, uh, I'm on my way to Walmart. 434 00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,328 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 435 00:28:22,428 --> 00:28:24,997 - Walmart's that way. - Oh, I mean, uh, 436 00:28:25,097 --> 00:28:26,265 I mean, I'm coming back from Walmart. 437 00:28:26,365 --> 00:28:28,067 Oh. What'd you get? 438 00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:32,037 I, uh, I shoplifted this gum, you want a piece? 439 00:28:32,471 --> 00:28:34,406 - You stole this? - Maybe, 440 00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,342 would that turn you on? 441 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,610 I mean, that's why you're with Trey, right, 442 00:28:38,712 --> 00:28:39,945 you like criminals. 443 00:28:40,312 --> 00:28:41,180 No. 444 00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:44,049 Huh. I just figured it probably made you wet 445 00:28:44,149 --> 00:28:45,250 every time he talks about juvie. 446 00:28:45,351 --> 00:28:47,186 Ew. 447 00:28:49,054 --> 00:28:51,323 He's 18 now, so no more juvie. 448 00:28:51,423 --> 00:28:53,158 You know that's so statutory right? 449 00:28:53,258 --> 00:28:54,893 - Shut up! - I'm just saying. 450 00:28:58,130 --> 00:29:00,532 - So why him? - Why not? 451 00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:02,368 Because he's a complete tool. 452 00:29:02,468 --> 00:29:04,570 - You're a tool! - Good one. 453 00:29:05,471 --> 00:29:06,972 Why do you think he's a tool? 454 00:29:07,506 --> 00:29:08,907 Where do I even start? 455 00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:12,544 Jimmy Stam told me his real name is Edward Davis III. 456 00:29:12,645 --> 00:29:14,647 He just calls himself Trey to sound black. 457 00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:18,517 He acts like he's all hood and gangster, he's country as shit. 458 00:29:18,617 --> 00:29:21,620 His dad's the fishing warden, real hood. 459 00:29:23,255 --> 00:29:25,290 And plus isn't he supposed to be a senior? 460 00:29:25,391 --> 00:29:27,226 He's failed three years in a row. 461 00:29:28,327 --> 00:29:31,430 He's a liar, he's an asshole and he's a scumbag. 462 00:29:31,964 --> 00:29:33,532 I bet he's cheating on you right now. 463 00:29:34,299 --> 00:29:36,435 People like him need to be put in their place. 464 00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:41,073 Okay, psycho, let's go. 465 00:29:41,173 --> 00:29:43,342 - Where are we going? - Madison Fatchek's house. 466 00:29:43,442 --> 00:29:46,378 - Okey dokey, pretty lady. - You're such a dork. 467 00:30:14,473 --> 00:30:16,108 Oh, look at these losers. 468 00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,177 Isn't that Trey's little slut? 469 00:30:18,678 --> 00:30:20,579 Hey, watch this. 470 00:30:27,252 --> 00:30:28,153 Fags! 471 00:30:32,558 --> 00:30:33,959 Assholes. 472 00:30:34,359 --> 00:30:36,195 I think those were Trey's friends. 473 00:30:46,405 --> 00:30:48,507 - That's his whip, right? - Yeah. 474 00:30:49,408 --> 00:30:50,643 He probably stole it. 475 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,702 I told you so. 476 00:31:15,802 --> 00:31:17,069 He's just smoking some weed, 477 00:31:17,169 --> 00:31:18,270 it isn't even that big of a deal. 478 00:31:41,794 --> 00:31:43,028 Oh, snap! 479 00:31:43,630 --> 00:31:45,030 - Busted. - Oh. 480 00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:47,634 Seriously? 481 00:31:50,737 --> 00:31:52,170 Let's go! 482 00:31:57,175 --> 00:31:59,478 Sophia, it's not what it looks like! 483 00:31:59,578 --> 00:32:00,813 You lied to me! 484 00:32:00,914 --> 00:32:03,081 I'm sorry, shawty, my head's all messed up, 485 00:32:03,181 --> 00:32:04,416 I don't even know what's going on. 486 00:32:04,516 --> 00:32:05,617 Let that bitch go, Trey. 487 00:32:05,718 --> 00:32:07,553 Who you calling a bitch, skank? 488 00:32:07,654 --> 00:32:09,756 Tell her you're with a real woman now. 489 00:32:09,856 --> 00:32:11,156 Shut up, skank. 490 00:32:12,157 --> 00:32:13,258 Sophia. 491 00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:16,061 Okay, hoe, you gots to go. 492 00:32:16,161 --> 00:32:18,430 I'm about to pop you like a cherry on prom night. 493 00:32:24,202 --> 00:32:25,203 Whoa! 494 00:32:31,711 --> 00:32:34,313 Damn! 495 00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:36,849 Oh. 496 00:32:38,317 --> 00:32:40,853 - Are you getting that? - Yep. 497 00:32:42,287 --> 00:32:43,155 Oh, man. 498 00:32:58,503 --> 00:33:00,472 - All right. - Hell yeah! 499 00:33:09,247 --> 00:33:10,783 Are you going to help me up or what? 500 00:33:12,484 --> 00:33:13,686 Hey, give me my shirt back. 501 00:33:16,956 --> 00:33:18,323 Sophia, wait! 502 00:33:22,829 --> 00:33:24,396 What are you looking at? 503 00:33:24,496 --> 00:33:27,867 This one's going on YouTube! 504 00:33:52,324 --> 00:33:54,593 - You okay? - No. 505 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,462 Well, look, my offer still stands, 506 00:33:57,562 --> 00:33:59,598 nothing's better for a heartache than a horror movie, 507 00:33:59,699 --> 00:34:02,200 a bottle of 151 and some Sprite to chase it down. 508 00:34:02,802 --> 00:34:05,437 There's actually this flick called, Silent Night, Deadly Night 509 00:34:05,537 --> 00:34:07,239 - about a deranged... - I can't. 510 00:34:07,774 --> 00:34:09,207 Well, if Santa's not your thing, 511 00:34:09,307 --> 00:34:10,810 there's always Killer Klowns from Outer Space. 512 00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:12,611 No, I can't come over. 513 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,648 Don't tell me it's because of Trey, 514 00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:17,850 he's cheating on you, you saw it with your own eyes. 515 00:34:18,785 --> 00:34:20,753 There's two types of men in this world, 516 00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:22,287 and he's neither of them. 517 00:34:23,723 --> 00:34:28,293 You're smart, you're fun, you're beautiful, you're perfect. 518 00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:30,663 Stop. 519 00:34:31,898 --> 00:34:32,765 What? 520 00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:34,934 I'm... 521 00:34:35,902 --> 00:34:37,637 Let me guess, you're still in love with him? 522 00:34:38,336 --> 00:34:39,438 I give up. 523 00:34:39,906 --> 00:34:41,206 Noah. 524 00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:44,409 I'm pregnant! 525 00:34:45,645 --> 00:34:46,846 With his? 526 00:34:49,816 --> 00:34:51,651 I guess I was wrong about you, Sophia, 527 00:34:51,751 --> 00:34:53,351 you're not as smart as I thought. 528 00:34:54,519 --> 00:34:55,387 Good luck. 529 00:34:56,189 --> 00:34:57,757 - What? - You're going to need it. 530 00:35:02,995 --> 00:35:04,897 He spit on us! 531 00:35:24,951 --> 00:35:26,251 What's wrong with you? 532 00:35:43,568 --> 00:35:45,403 Hey. 533 00:35:46,873 --> 00:35:48,340 You all right? 534 00:35:49,108 --> 00:35:51,476 You need to talk? 535 00:35:51,978 --> 00:35:53,478 Is this about that white boy 536 00:35:53,578 --> 00:35:55,047 that thinks of himself as a brother? 537 00:35:55,882 --> 00:35:57,616 You just let me know, 538 00:35:57,717 --> 00:36:00,418 I've been waiting months to slap the black out of his mouth. 539 00:36:01,654 --> 00:36:04,523 Or if it's a womanly issue, 540 00:36:05,057 --> 00:36:07,026 your mom won't be back for awhile, 541 00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:08,795 but you can always go to your Grandma's. 542 00:36:09,528 --> 00:36:12,531 - Just go away! - Okay. 543 00:36:12,632 --> 00:36:15,001 I'm just trying to help, God. 544 00:36:22,108 --> 00:36:24,309 How long you going to be in there? 545 00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:27,512 I got to take a shit! 546 00:37:05,584 --> 00:37:07,619 - Get off my porch. - Grandpa. 547 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:11,123 - I will shoot. - Grandpa, it's me, Sophia. 548 00:37:11,657 --> 00:37:13,693 - Who? - Your granddaughter! 549 00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:16,762 Oh, yeah. 550 00:37:16,863 --> 00:37:19,765 - Come on in, sweetie pie. - Okay. 551 00:37:43,923 --> 00:37:46,458 Go on, take a seat, sit down. 552 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,461 What happened to your eye? 553 00:37:52,564 --> 00:37:55,400 - What's that? - Your eye, what happened? 554 00:37:55,735 --> 00:37:58,436 That ain't nothing, I'm fine. 555 00:38:12,517 --> 00:38:14,486 I'm sorry, where are my manners, 556 00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:17,622 would you like something to drink some milk or pop? 557 00:38:17,924 --> 00:38:19,025 No, thanks. 558 00:38:19,659 --> 00:38:21,861 - You want to cookie? - No, I'm good. 559 00:38:21,961 --> 00:38:23,029 Well, suit yourself. 560 00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,134 Where's Grandma at? 561 00:38:50,156 --> 00:38:51,791 We just don't want any trouble here, ma'am. 562 00:39:03,769 --> 00:39:06,172 - You worthless piece of garbage! - Hey! 563 00:39:06,272 --> 00:39:09,709 - Ow! - Settle down. 564 00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:14,180 Okay, that was against the law. 565 00:39:22,755 --> 00:39:24,790 Oh, who gives a shit. 566 00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:26,624 I was just hoping to talk to her. 567 00:39:27,026 --> 00:39:29,494 Why, you have a bad day at school? 568 00:39:29,962 --> 00:39:32,231 Oh, there's no school today, it's Christmas Eve. 569 00:39:32,898 --> 00:39:34,033 Oh, yeah. 570 00:39:35,234 --> 00:39:37,569 I knew that. 571 00:39:38,871 --> 00:39:40,572 Can I ask you a question, Grandpa? 572 00:39:41,774 --> 00:39:43,242 Shoot, kiddo. 573 00:39:43,943 --> 00:39:46,078 Why did you and Grandma stop after Mom came along? 574 00:39:46,912 --> 00:39:49,048 Like, why didn't you guys have any more kids? 575 00:39:56,088 --> 00:39:58,090 - We did. - What? 576 00:39:59,591 --> 00:40:00,659 Your mama... 577 00:40:02,328 --> 00:40:04,296 she was actually our second child. 578 00:40:05,798 --> 00:40:08,768 She's got an older sister out there somewhere. 579 00:40:09,735 --> 00:40:10,736 What? 580 00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:14,974 You know what, 581 00:40:15,975 --> 00:40:18,144 your grandma would fry my balls for breakfast 582 00:40:18,244 --> 00:40:21,947 if she knew I was going to tell you this, but guess what, kiddy... 583 00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:25,651 want you get to my age you start passing secrets 584 00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:27,619 like you pass gas. 585 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,155 Oh, Grandpa. 586 00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:32,825 It's milk. 587 00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:34,827 So what happened to her? 588 00:40:37,029 --> 00:40:39,331 - Who's that? - Mom's sister. 589 00:40:44,103 --> 00:40:45,971 You know that story about how 590 00:40:46,072 --> 00:40:47,940 me and your Grandma met, don't you? 591 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,109 Yeah, at a Cleveland Indians game, right? 592 00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:53,813 We didn't meet at no Indians game, 593 00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:55,981 that was just a, just a bunch of hog wash 594 00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:57,615 your grandma told everyone. 595 00:40:58,350 --> 00:41:01,053 Christ, we, we met at a church. 596 00:41:01,153 --> 00:41:03,022 You and Grandma went to church? 597 00:41:03,122 --> 00:41:06,225 Hell yes, we went in to church. 598 00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:11,931 That was damn near 50 years ago. 599 00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:21,073 You see your grandma was real religious back then. 600 00:41:22,374 --> 00:41:25,010 I attended on a regular basis, though 601 00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:27,780 I wasn't much for the singing and dancing 602 00:41:28,681 --> 00:41:29,782 till I met her. 603 00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:35,121 From that moment on there was no getting between us. 604 00:41:39,825 --> 00:41:41,026 Good Lord! 605 00:41:41,127 --> 00:41:45,831 Oh, my God, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, oh, 606 00:41:45,931 --> 00:41:49,168 amen, oh, amen, oh, my God! 607 00:41:50,102 --> 00:41:51,804 Long story short... 608 00:41:53,439 --> 00:41:54,707 I put a bun in her over. 609 00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:59,745 And after a few months, that baby girl was upon us. 610 00:42:02,348 --> 00:42:04,250 So we put her up for adoption. 611 00:42:05,050 --> 00:42:06,051 Why? 612 00:42:06,152 --> 00:42:08,320 Well, I didn't have a job, 613 00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:11,090 we had no way to support her and it's... 614 00:42:13,192 --> 00:42:16,262 sometimes life only gives you one choice in the moment. 615 00:42:18,164 --> 00:42:20,699 I always hoped that she had a good life, 616 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,868 she, she found a good family 617 00:42:22,968 --> 00:42:25,404 that loved her and took care of her. 618 00:42:28,307 --> 00:42:30,976 Anyway, Grandma and me, we moved on. 619 00:42:32,912 --> 00:42:36,015 After a few years, I got a job at the mill. 620 00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:39,885 We built a house and we started trying again. 621 00:42:40,486 --> 00:42:42,254 That's when your mama came along 622 00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:45,824 and believe me, with all the spit and vinegar in her veins, 623 00:42:46,292 --> 00:42:48,861 one was enough. 624 00:42:48,961 --> 00:42:49,795 Wow. 625 00:42:50,396 --> 00:42:51,463 Yeah. 626 00:42:52,698 --> 00:42:56,335 Funny thing is we, we ain't never been back to church since. 627 00:42:57,469 --> 00:43:00,239 So I bought myself a wedding coat 628 00:43:00,339 --> 00:43:02,241 and I met her at the courthouse. 629 00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:06,011 - And that was that. - Yeah. 630 00:43:07,046 --> 00:43:09,481 And that, sweetie pie, was that. 631 00:43:12,051 --> 00:43:15,321 Son of a bitch, what time is it? 632 00:43:15,421 --> 00:43:17,223 Uh, it's a quarter past eight. 633 00:43:17,323 --> 00:43:19,358 Yeah, I forgot to take my cholesterol pills. 634 00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:25,798 Are you sure I can't get you something to eat? 635 00:43:26,198 --> 00:43:29,101 No, thanks, Grandpa, I haven't had much of an appetite today anyway. 636 00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:30,970 Plus, I got to get going. 637 00:43:33,339 --> 00:43:34,306 Bye, Grandpa. 638 00:43:39,979 --> 00:43:41,347 Hey, tell Grandma I said hi. 639 00:43:42,047 --> 00:43:42,948 Okay. 640 00:43:43,849 --> 00:43:44,516 Bye! 641 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,956 Yeah, Grandma. 642 00:43:51,056 --> 00:43:55,995 ♪ Silent night ♪ 643 00:43:56,095 --> 00:44:01,200 ♪ Holy night ♪ 644 00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:06,405 ♪ All is calm ♪ 645 00:44:06,505 --> 00:44:11,176 ♪ All is bright ♪ 646 00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:16,215 ♪ Round young virgin ♪ 647 00:44:16,315 --> 00:44:19,151 What a crock of shit. 648 00:44:19,585 --> 00:44:23,389 You really think she was a virgin? 649 00:44:24,356 --> 00:44:27,126 You think anyone around here would believe me 650 00:44:27,226 --> 00:44:30,562 if I said Jesus knocked me up? 651 00:44:31,263 --> 00:44:36,168 Yeah, that's what I'll go with, immaculate conception. 652 00:44:36,568 --> 00:44:40,039 Yep, Jesus is the one, Jesus is the daddy, 653 00:44:40,139 --> 00:44:43,275 he knocked me up, I'm still a virgin. 654 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:46,045 Give me a goddamn break. 655 00:44:46,145 --> 00:44:48,580 ♪ Sleep in ♪ 656 00:44:48,682 --> 00:44:55,487 ♪ Heavenly peace ♪ 657 00:44:59,358 --> 00:45:01,160 You guys know any Tupac? 658 00:45:03,462 --> 00:45:06,432 Your brother was being a bad boy, but if your mommy asks, 659 00:45:06,532 --> 00:45:09,301 he fell down when you were playing tag, you understand? 660 00:45:10,569 --> 00:45:12,271 Now get up and go lay in bed. 661 00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:16,508 Bring that ass over here... 662 00:45:17,543 --> 00:45:18,410 please? 663 00:45:28,487 --> 00:45:31,857 Okay, okay, okay, I deserved that, I deserved that. 664 00:45:33,092 --> 00:45:35,060 Look, I'm so sorry, girl. 665 00:45:35,961 --> 00:45:39,031 Have you even got my texts, I've been blowing up the phone like a hella cray. 666 00:45:39,598 --> 00:45:41,233 I don't know what I was thinking. 667 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:44,103 Maybe I thought, you know, you're on a break, or something, 668 00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:46,138 like my dick is in her mouth, 669 00:45:46,238 --> 00:45:48,440 but my heart is in your hands, you feel me? 670 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,409 - Trey, I have something to tell you. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 671 00:45:50,509 --> 00:45:52,044 Let me finish, let me finish. 672 00:45:52,679 --> 00:45:54,580 I know I made a mistake, 673 00:45:54,681 --> 00:45:58,016 but the truth is that hoe ain't got nothing on you, girl. 674 00:45:59,686 --> 00:46:01,286 You're my one and only, 675 00:46:01,387 --> 00:46:03,288 the peanut butter to my jelly sandwich, girl. 676 00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:05,157 - I love you. - I'm pregnant. 677 00:46:05,257 --> 00:46:06,258 I love everything... 678 00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,328 Wait, what? 679 00:46:09,428 --> 00:46:10,630 You heard me. 680 00:46:10,730 --> 00:46:11,530 That shit ain't mine. 681 00:46:12,398 --> 00:46:13,899 I know that shit for reals ain't mine. 682 00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:16,235 - Who's do you think it is? - I don't know, 683 00:46:16,335 --> 00:46:18,103 maybe it's that one kid you've been hanging with. 684 00:46:18,203 --> 00:46:19,571 What's his name, Noah Vanhomo? 685 00:46:19,672 --> 00:46:21,540 - No. - I see the way he look at you. 686 00:46:22,274 --> 00:46:23,375 - He hit that, huh? - No. 687 00:46:23,475 --> 00:46:25,010 - I know he hit that. - Trey. 688 00:46:25,110 --> 00:46:26,545 You're the only person 689 00:46:26,646 --> 00:46:27,647 I've ever been with. 690 00:46:28,782 --> 00:46:31,216 You expect me to believe that? How dumb you think I am? 691 00:46:31,316 --> 00:46:33,653 You're about making all this up just to try to win me back. 692 00:46:33,753 --> 00:46:35,655 - Win you back? - Yeah. 693 00:46:35,755 --> 00:46:37,923 And you just jelly because I moved on with my life. 694 00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:39,124 It ain't going to work. 695 00:46:39,224 --> 00:46:42,094 Trey, I'm serious, this is your baby. 696 00:46:42,762 --> 00:46:44,430 - This our baby. - Stop... 697 00:46:45,497 --> 00:46:46,465 saying that. 698 00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:47,667 What are we going to do? 699 00:46:47,767 --> 00:46:50,102 There is no we in this situation. 700 00:46:50,436 --> 00:46:51,937 Is what are you going to do? 701 00:46:52,037 --> 00:46:54,506 Gee. 702 00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:55,507 Sophia! 703 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,682 Coming up at 11, officials are calling it 704 00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:04,416 an opioid epidemic. 705 00:47:04,516 --> 00:47:06,653 So what can parents do to make sure their kids 706 00:47:06,753 --> 00:47:08,253 stay off the white horse? 707 00:47:08,353 --> 00:47:10,690 Plus, a string of Christmas Eve robberies 708 00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:11,825 have been reported around town. 709 00:47:12,692 --> 00:47:15,360 So be sure to keep the doors locked tight tonight. 710 00:47:15,461 --> 00:47:17,095 And full details on the charges 711 00:47:17,196 --> 00:47:18,597 levied at Mayor McHenry. 712 00:47:18,698 --> 00:47:20,700 Just how much money is he accused of stealing 713 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,201 from the county road department? 714 00:47:22,568 --> 00:47:24,970 All that and more at First Action News 11. 715 00:47:26,773 --> 00:47:28,173 If either one of you's tells on me... 716 00:47:30,576 --> 00:47:31,644 Now go to bed. 717 00:48:12,384 --> 00:48:13,318 RJ? 718 00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:15,187 Sophia? 719 00:48:39,511 --> 00:48:42,214 ♪ Eat a dick eat, eat, eat a dick ♪ 720 00:48:42,314 --> 00:48:44,349 ♪ Take a big old bite or a little lick ♪ 721 00:48:44,751 --> 00:48:46,653 - Yeah? - Did you cook dinner? 722 00:48:46,753 --> 00:48:49,288 No, I didn't cook no damn dinner, I told you. 723 00:48:49,388 --> 00:48:52,591 - Rayjon, I swear to God I bust my ass every week... - Babe. 724 00:48:52,692 --> 00:48:54,459 - ...working overtime then I have to come home... - Babe. 725 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,162 - ...and cook and clean and do the dishes. - Baby. 726 00:48:57,262 --> 00:48:59,666 - All while you sit on your lazy ass. - Bitch, relax! 727 00:48:59,766 --> 00:49:02,200 - I'll pick something up. - What did you call me? 728 00:49:02,301 --> 00:49:04,771 - Damn. - Consider this your New Year's resolution, 729 00:49:04,871 --> 00:49:06,639 either you get a job and get your shit together... 730 00:49:06,739 --> 00:49:08,373 Oops, lost you. 731 00:49:17,616 --> 00:49:20,720 Thanks again for watching them. I am so surprised that they're asleep already. 732 00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:22,621 They're great kids, really. 733 00:49:24,791 --> 00:49:26,425 They're a little rough though, like I said, 734 00:49:26,525 --> 00:49:27,794 one minute they're playing tag then 735 00:49:27,894 --> 00:49:30,095 all of a sudden it became a full blown fist fight. 736 00:49:30,429 --> 00:49:32,632 What? Dear lord. 737 00:49:32,732 --> 00:49:35,702 Don't worry, I put an end to that real quick. 738 00:49:35,802 --> 00:49:38,537 Here, take this, thank you so much. 739 00:49:38,638 --> 00:49:40,238 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 740 00:49:59,558 --> 00:50:00,492 Sup? 741 00:50:01,426 --> 00:50:04,162 Going to get some food, you want anything? 742 00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,431 - Yeah, where you going? - Doghouse. 743 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:10,202 Um, strawberry milkshake. 744 00:50:11,603 --> 00:50:14,473 - Boy, you into some fruity shit, huh? - You all right to drive? 745 00:50:14,573 --> 00:50:17,309 Don't come at me like that strawberry shake. 746 00:50:17,677 --> 00:50:18,711 I'm fine. 747 00:50:20,913 --> 00:50:22,649 How much scoobs was given you for watching them brats? 748 00:50:23,448 --> 00:50:24,516 Thirty bucks. 749 00:50:25,752 --> 00:50:26,719 Seriously? 750 00:50:27,586 --> 00:50:29,388 You want that milkshake or not? 751 00:50:29,922 --> 00:50:31,490 Milkshakes don't cost 30 bucks. 752 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:33,392 The ones at Doghouse do. 753 00:50:34,393 --> 00:50:38,363 Here, but I keep the rest, because it's my house, 754 00:50:38,798 --> 00:50:40,198 and it's my rules. 755 00:50:41,768 --> 00:50:45,672 Cheer up, son, you're only got three or four more years 756 00:50:46,605 --> 00:50:48,941 then you're ass enlist in the Marines, 757 00:50:49,042 --> 00:50:50,810 then you're Uncle Sam's problem. 758 00:50:52,712 --> 00:50:53,913 Come on, man, put them up. 759 00:50:54,013 --> 00:50:56,448 Come on, boy, put them up, put them up. 760 00:50:56,983 --> 00:51:00,218 What's you going to do now, sucker? 761 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:08,560 Please pick up, Noah. 762 00:51:09,629 --> 00:51:11,731 Under two minutes to go on the ninth annual achievements 763 00:51:11,831 --> 00:51:13,432 high efficiency toilet bowl. 764 00:51:13,532 --> 00:51:15,434 The Penguins look sluggish all day but had to 765 00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:18,270 get another turnover by the Grasshoppers offense. 766 00:51:20,039 --> 00:51:21,674 ...from a colossal upset here. 767 00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:23,508 I haven't seen anything this sloppy 768 00:51:23,608 --> 00:51:25,945 since I walked in on my wife with a special teams unit. 769 00:51:26,045 --> 00:51:27,847 Whoa, buddy, whoa, 770 00:51:27,947 --> 00:51:31,349 save that one for the post game show, huh? 771 00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:34,219 ♪ I'm just chilling with my crew thinking of ways ♪ 772 00:51:34,319 --> 00:51:35,755 ♪ To get them dollars I'm just... ♪ 773 00:51:35,855 --> 00:51:37,456 We'll be right back with more 774 00:51:37,556 --> 00:51:39,158 from the Hughes High Efficiency Toilet Bowl 775 00:51:39,892 --> 00:51:42,627 - brought to you by... - Have you heard about the mayor, folks? 776 00:51:42,729 --> 00:51:44,697 Yeah, this guy's a real piece of work. 777 00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:46,331 I am sick and tired... 778 00:51:46,431 --> 00:51:47,767 ♪ I did something crazy ♪ 779 00:51:47,867 --> 00:51:50,002 ♪ And I won't remember it tomorrow ♪ 780 00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:59,979 Don't be cocking me, fool, I go 187, blah, blah, blah. 781 00:52:02,915 --> 00:52:04,549 If you've been living under a rock 782 00:52:04,650 --> 00:52:06,018 and you have not heard by now, 783 00:52:06,119 --> 00:52:08,688 the mayor of our wonderful little town 784 00:52:08,788 --> 00:52:10,489 was arrested this morning. 785 00:52:10,589 --> 00:52:11,991 That's right, folks, I'm going to say it again. 786 00:52:12,091 --> 00:52:13,760 The mayor arrested 787 00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:15,928 on freaking Christmas Eve of all days. 788 00:52:16,028 --> 00:52:18,430 Looks like he's getting a lump of coal in his stocking. 789 00:52:18,530 --> 00:52:20,499 I'd like to slap him upside the head with it. 790 00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:22,802 They said he took hundreds of thousands of dollars 791 00:52:22,902 --> 00:52:24,402 from the road department. 792 00:52:24,503 --> 00:52:25,905 Yeah, those same busted ass roads 793 00:52:26,005 --> 00:52:27,372 you're probably driving on right now 794 00:52:27,472 --> 00:52:28,674 with the three foot craters in them. 795 00:52:28,775 --> 00:52:30,509 These roads we supposedly 796 00:52:30,609 --> 00:52:32,377 paid for with our taxes. 797 00:52:32,477 --> 00:52:34,947 This degenerate thought he could get away with it, ha. 798 00:52:35,047 --> 00:52:39,986 Walk in, Trey Trey, man up, take responsibility. 799 00:52:41,586 --> 00:52:44,690 Let's go, Trey Trey, let's go! 800 00:52:58,037 --> 00:52:59,038 Let's go. 801 00:53:40,646 --> 00:53:42,815 Nightly Talk Radio is sponsored by Shark Power Washing, 802 00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:44,884 that's the real Sharp Power Washing, got a dirty deck, 803 00:53:44,984 --> 00:53:46,953 call Sharp Power Washing, big or small, light or dark, 804 00:53:47,053 --> 00:53:49,021 they'll make your deck look cleaner, whiter, girthier. 805 00:53:49,121 --> 00:53:50,957 The whole neighborhood will be talking about your sharp deck. 806 00:53:51,057 --> 00:53:53,458 Sharp Power Washing remember, the other guys might power wash 807 00:53:53,558 --> 00:53:54,559 but they ain't real sharp. 808 00:54:04,737 --> 00:54:06,138 Soph, it's me. 809 00:54:10,877 --> 00:54:12,645 I'm sorry for what I said, shawty. 810 00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:18,017 Look, I'll help you find a doctor, 811 00:54:18,117 --> 00:54:19,517 I'll even pay for it. 812 00:54:20,119 --> 00:54:21,787 Just please open the door. 813 00:54:28,194 --> 00:54:34,399 Sophia, you should be with me-a! 814 00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:40,605 But you're a fool to be tool. 815 00:54:43,743 --> 00:54:45,577 This is it, the clock is ticking 816 00:54:45,678 --> 00:54:47,179 and the game's on the line. 817 00:54:48,681 --> 00:54:50,816 So if you have something to say 818 00:54:50,917 --> 00:54:53,019 about the mayor, I'd like to hear it. 819 00:54:53,119 --> 00:54:55,121 - Oh, man. Yeah. - We're going to open up the phone lines right now. 820 00:54:55,221 --> 00:54:57,156 300-888-72... 821 00:54:57,256 --> 00:55:00,960 On their feet, it's all up to Noah Vanmeter now 822 00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:03,829 but I don't know, Chip, he looks kind of drunk. 823 00:55:03,930 --> 00:55:06,065 - Noah, Noah, Noah! - There's the snap. 824 00:55:07,033 --> 00:55:09,035 The kick is up and it's... 825 00:55:09,135 --> 00:55:12,071 - Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah! - It's good! 826 00:55:12,171 --> 00:55:14,572 With these stinking politicians is crooked... 827 00:55:14,674 --> 00:55:17,176 Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah! 828 00:55:17,944 --> 00:55:18,811 Shoe's untied. 829 00:55:19,278 --> 00:55:20,880 Better double knot it. 830 00:55:22,214 --> 00:55:23,649 888-70... 831 00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:25,985 There. 832 00:55:26,085 --> 00:55:28,688 Jesus! 833 00:55:29,587 --> 00:55:31,190 These damn potholes. 834 00:55:32,557 --> 00:55:33,926 I ain't going to tax my unemployment 835 00:55:34,026 --> 00:55:37,495 when they fix the damn roads, corrupt mother... 836 00:55:42,835 --> 00:55:44,003 Mommy. 837 00:56:09,829 --> 00:56:13,032 What the hell, he don't even look nothing like me. 838 00:56:14,667 --> 00:56:16,836 What, take that, Santa. 839 00:56:58,944 --> 00:57:02,614 I hope you meet a nice big fellow behind bars, Mr. Mayor, 840 00:57:02,715 --> 00:57:05,317 a big old bubba who makes a pothole out of your behind. 841 00:57:05,418 --> 00:57:06,752 Pay that, pal. 842 00:57:07,887 --> 00:57:09,688 Settle down. Would you like to 843 00:57:09,789 --> 00:57:11,757 try our new Chihuahua sirachi burger? 844 00:57:11,857 --> 00:57:15,593 Um, yeah, give me one of those, 845 00:57:16,195 --> 00:57:17,797 a hound dog, 846 00:57:18,664 --> 00:57:22,134 a Yorkie and, um... 847 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,971 two golden retrievers. 848 00:57:27,406 --> 00:57:28,674 Anything else? 849 00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:30,743 A strawberry shake. 850 00:57:30,843 --> 00:57:32,945 A strawberry shake. Is that all? 851 00:57:33,779 --> 00:57:35,347 Give me some extra fries too. 852 00:57:35,948 --> 00:57:38,884 Okay, your total is $17.79. 853 00:57:39,385 --> 00:57:42,988 I'll tell you what... lose the extra fries. 854 00:57:53,232 --> 00:57:56,635 Whoa, damn, girl, you packing now? 855 00:57:56,735 --> 00:57:59,805 That's that Dirty Harry shit, damn. 856 00:57:59,905 --> 00:58:02,675 Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, Soph. 857 00:58:03,776 --> 00:58:04,743 You don't have to do this. 858 00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:19,358 - Where's your dad? - He went to get food. 859 00:58:20,025 --> 00:58:20,893 Son of a... 860 00:58:24,296 --> 00:58:25,364 21 cents. 861 00:58:27,066 --> 00:58:28,367 Holy balls! 862 00:58:29,201 --> 00:58:30,202 What? 863 00:58:39,912 --> 00:58:41,280 - Where's Sophia? - I don't know. 864 00:58:44,150 --> 00:58:46,185 You're not alone, I'm here. 865 00:58:46,886 --> 00:58:48,254 We could do whatever you want. 866 00:58:48,354 --> 00:58:50,756 Just put the gun down. 867 00:58:58,330 --> 00:58:59,665 I think Dad's home. 868 00:59:00,166 --> 00:59:02,034 Turn it off, time to eat. 869 00:59:06,138 --> 00:59:08,674 Welcome back to First Action News at 11. 870 00:59:09,408 --> 00:59:12,178 Oh, shit. 871 00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:20,119 Rayjon? 872 00:59:23,022 --> 00:59:24,857 - I'm so sorry. - Are you drunk? 873 00:59:24,957 --> 00:59:26,392 I'm so sorry! 874 00:59:26,492 --> 00:59:27,960 Sorry for what? 875 00:59:31,063 --> 00:59:32,398 What did you do? 876 00:59:37,436 --> 00:59:38,704 Answer it. 877 00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:43,042 It's nobody. 878 00:59:45,377 --> 00:59:47,246 Get on your knees, show me your hands! 879 00:59:48,581 --> 00:59:50,015 Hey, I said on your knees! 880 00:59:50,115 --> 00:59:52,017 Hey, freeze, freeze! 881 00:59:52,117 --> 00:59:53,452 We got a runner. 882 00:59:54,353 --> 00:59:55,487 Freeze, hey! 883 00:59:57,256 --> 00:59:58,991 Right in the fucking knee! 884 00:59:59,258 --> 01:00:00,426 Kid, hey! 885 01:00:04,096 --> 01:00:07,399 Kid, freaking golf clubs. Oh! 886 01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:09,034 Come on. 887 01:00:10,369 --> 01:00:11,437 Get off of me. 888 01:00:13,172 --> 01:00:15,441 Hey, dispatch, what was the make on that 1022? 889 01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:19,745 Please forgive me! 890 01:00:19,845 --> 01:00:22,848 Somebody tell me what the hell's going on! 891 01:00:26,418 --> 01:00:28,053 Do it now! 892 01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:32,858 On speaker. 893 01:00:37,029 --> 01:00:39,498 Hey, sexy, did you dump that hoe yet or what? 894 01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,033 Oh! 895 01:00:41,133 --> 01:00:42,034 Huh? 896 01:00:42,134 --> 01:00:43,969 What was that? 897 01:00:44,970 --> 01:00:46,071 I need backup. 898 01:00:49,408 --> 01:00:51,176 You shot me! 899 01:00:51,877 --> 01:00:53,879 You shot me in the dick! 900 01:00:54,413 --> 01:00:58,083 Dear God, Lord, your highness, whatever, 901 01:00:58,183 --> 01:01:00,919 it's me again, Sophia Nefantarter. 902 01:01:01,020 --> 01:01:02,354 Oh, my winkie! 903 01:01:03,088 --> 01:01:06,292 Thank you, thank you for this gift. 904 01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:08,027 The gift of life. 905 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,329 I ask for your forgiveness 906 01:01:10,929 --> 01:01:12,931 for all the bad shit that I've done, 907 01:01:13,332 --> 01:01:15,367 for all the bad shit my family's done. 908 01:01:16,969 --> 01:01:19,071 Please forgive us. 909 01:01:22,141 --> 01:01:24,143 And please, God... 910 01:01:25,944 --> 01:01:27,279 more than anything else... 911 01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:31,917 don't let them take my baby away. 912 01:01:34,053 --> 01:01:36,522 Don't let anyone take my baby away. 913 01:01:39,591 --> 01:01:42,094 ♪ All I want for Christmas, yeah ♪ 914 01:01:42,594 --> 01:01:44,263 ♪ I said, all I want for Christmas ♪ 915 01:01:44,363 --> 01:01:46,031 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 916 01:01:46,532 --> 01:01:49,034 - ♪ All I want for Christmas yeah, yeah ♪ - Whoa. 917 01:01:50,936 --> 01:01:54,273 ♪ All I want for Christmas is two bad bitches ♪ 918 01:01:54,373 --> 01:01:57,543 ♪ A big bag of weed and a Charger on six's ♪ 919 01:01:57,644 --> 01:02:01,046 ♪ A fresh pair of jeans and a brand new birdie ♪ 920 01:02:01,146 --> 01:02:03,115 ♪ If I don't get everything on my list ♪ 921 01:02:03,215 --> 01:02:05,050 ♪ Santa's getting murdered, murdered ♪ 922 01:02:05,150 --> 01:02:08,120 ♪ All I want for Christmas is two bad bitches ♪ 923 01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:11,523 ♪ A big bag of weed and a Charger on six's ♪ 924 01:02:11,623 --> 01:02:14,960 ♪ A fresh pair of jeans and a brand new birdie ♪ 925 01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:17,196 ♪ If I don't get everything on my list ♪ 926 01:02:17,296 --> 01:02:19,231 ♪ Santa's getting murdered, murdered ♪ 927 01:02:19,331 --> 01:02:22,501 ♪ I'm a the studio with your bitch on the low ♪ 928 01:02:22,601 --> 01:02:26,071 ♪ Get your winter coats because I'm about to make it snow ♪ 929 01:02:26,171 --> 01:02:30,342 ♪ I saw mama kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe ♪ 930 01:02:30,442 --> 01:02:32,044 ♪ So I called that bitch a hoe ♪ 931 01:02:32,144 --> 01:02:35,114 Breaking news now coming to us from KB's Doghouse 932 01:02:35,214 --> 01:02:36,649 on state route 12. 933 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:39,118 For more we go to Guy Sanders live on location. 934 01:02:39,218 --> 01:02:40,519 Guy, what can you tell us? 935 01:02:41,086 --> 01:02:43,622 Well, Todd, state highway patrol are now investigating 936 01:02:43,723 --> 01:02:45,457 what seems to be a grizzly hit and run 937 01:02:45,557 --> 01:02:48,193 which occurred sometime before 10:46 p.m. 938 01:02:48,293 --> 01:02:49,561 When a man in a red pickup truck 939 01:02:49,662 --> 01:02:52,264 came to this drive through to get something to eat. 940 01:02:52,364 --> 01:02:54,466 When I looked out I couldn't believe my eyes. 941 01:02:54,734 --> 01:02:56,602 It was a bloody mess down there. 942 01:02:56,703 --> 01:02:58,537 There was blood everywhere and an arm sticking out. 943 01:02:58,638 --> 01:03:00,205 There was a body under that truck. 944 01:03:00,305 --> 01:03:02,040 That's when the suspect left the scene 945 01:03:02,141 --> 01:03:04,209 as well as the victim on the side of the road. 946 01:03:04,309 --> 01:03:07,146 It was ridiculous. I think he gave me the thumbs up. 947 01:03:07,246 --> 01:03:08,648 Vicki and Todd back to you. 948 01:03:11,684 --> 01:03:14,386 Me, oh, my, that is just... 949 01:03:15,053 --> 01:03:16,188 bizarre. 950 01:03:16,756 --> 01:03:18,090 - Yeah. - You know? 951 01:03:19,158 --> 01:03:22,528 Todd, that's the perfect word to encapsulate 952 01:03:22,628 --> 01:03:26,699 how I feel about that... bizarre story. 953 01:03:27,533 --> 01:03:29,601 - Thank you, Guy. - Gruesome. 954 01:03:30,169 --> 01:03:33,071 In other local news, community church preschoolers 955 01:03:33,172 --> 01:03:36,241 took a field trip to the metropark's farm this morning. 956 01:03:36,341 --> 01:03:38,577 But you're never going to guess what the children learned 957 01:03:38,678 --> 01:03:40,713 about this squirrel's nuts. 958 01:03:40,814 --> 01:03:44,450 ♪ No presents for Christmas for us when we was growing up ♪ 959 01:03:44,550 --> 01:03:48,220 ♪ We don't celebrate holidays on the block we posted up ♪ 960 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,122 ♪ They stuck them stuck them stuck them back of the head ♪ 961 01:03:50,222 --> 01:03:51,423 ♪ Because they got no dough ♪ 962 01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:54,026 Mayor McHenry currently faces 12 counts 963 01:03:54,126 --> 01:03:57,162 of corruption for his alleged embezzlement of county funds, 964 01:03:57,262 --> 01:04:00,332 and could face a maximum of 12 years in state prison. 965 01:04:00,432 --> 01:04:04,169 I guess now we know who to blame for all those unfilled potholes around town. 966 01:04:04,269 --> 01:04:07,506 ♪ ...or what, ho, ho, ho ♪ 967 01:04:07,606 --> 01:04:09,241 ♪ I'm making myself a wish list ♪ 968 01:04:09,809 --> 01:04:11,510 You can't do this to me! 969 01:04:12,110 --> 01:04:14,681 You got the wrong guy. 970 01:04:14,781 --> 01:04:16,649 - I'm the mayor. - Well, I'm running for the black guy. 971 01:04:16,749 --> 01:04:18,450 Don't make me tase you, bro. 972 01:04:19,418 --> 01:04:21,286 ♪ I want more money more bitches ♪ 973 01:04:21,386 --> 01:04:22,988 ♪ One who can suck it and lick it ♪ 974 01:04:23,088 --> 01:04:24,657 ♪ And one who can cook and wash dishes ♪ 975 01:04:24,757 --> 01:04:28,093 I didn't... I didn't do anything. 976 01:04:29,461 --> 01:04:32,699 I'm a good, I'm a good man. 977 01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:39,104 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry. 978 01:04:41,373 --> 01:04:43,609 - Mama, I'm sorry! - Come on watch your step. 979 01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:46,345 I didn't do it. 980 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:55,187 We will transfer juvies to JDE in a bit. 981 01:04:57,757 --> 01:05:02,060 The rest of you'un's stay put until Judge Cheryl shows up tomorrow. 982 01:05:05,163 --> 01:05:07,132 But with that being the holiday and all... 983 01:05:08,701 --> 01:05:09,802 Merry Christmas. 984 01:05:20,178 --> 01:05:22,114 Hold my pocket. 985 01:05:23,215 --> 01:05:24,316 Grandma? 986 01:05:25,384 --> 01:05:27,252 I'm the mayor now! 987 01:05:28,253 --> 01:05:31,256 ♪ My name ring bells hear jingle bells ♪ 988 01:05:31,356 --> 01:05:34,426 ♪ I'm dressed in all red but I ain't Kris Kringle ♪ 989 01:05:34,526 --> 01:05:36,261 ♪ They hate me they call me the Grinch ♪ 990 01:05:36,361 --> 01:05:38,096 ♪ I'm robbing your house yeah, I'm hitting a lick ♪ 991 01:05:38,196 --> 01:05:39,732 ♪ I'm taking your presents I'm taking your bitch ♪ 992 01:05:39,832 --> 01:05:41,366 ♪ Taking your tree and I'm leaving you sick ♪ 993 01:05:41,834 --> 01:05:45,337 Next time in East Jesus, Ohio. 994 01:05:50,843 --> 01:05:55,682 Oh, give it to me, ah, oh yeah, give it to me. 995 01:05:55,782 --> 01:05:59,351 Oh yeah, oh yeah! 996 01:05:59,451 --> 01:06:04,089 Oh yeah, oh yeah, call me a pig. 997 01:06:04,189 --> 01:06:07,092 Oh yeah, you filthy pig. 998 01:06:11,330 --> 01:06:13,098 Oh yeah, piggie. 999 01:06:13,565 --> 01:06:14,634 Damn it! 1000 01:06:15,702 --> 01:06:18,170 - What? - Hurry up in there. 1001 01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:19,772 It's Valentine's Day, damn it! 1002 01:06:20,272 --> 01:06:22,341 I got to get ready for my big date, 1003 01:06:22,441 --> 01:06:24,142 and you're hogging all the hot water, 1004 01:06:24,242 --> 01:06:25,210 you inconsiderate little prick! 1005 01:06:25,645 --> 01:06:28,447 Oh yeah. 1006 01:06:29,381 --> 01:06:31,550 Oh yeah, piggie. 1007 01:06:41,293 --> 01:06:42,729 You beat off too much. 1008 01:06:42,829 --> 01:06:44,731 You're bound to go blind, son. 1009 01:06:44,831 --> 01:06:48,333 I should know, how do you think I got these cataracts? 1010 01:06:54,606 --> 01:06:55,507 What the... 1011 01:08:41,047 --> 01:08:43,816 - All right, all right, all right. - Action. 1012 01:08:44,449 --> 01:08:46,284 Just go away! 1013 01:08:46,686 --> 01:08:50,255 Okay. I was just trying to help. Good God. 1014 01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:56,461 How long you going to be in there? 1015 01:08:57,663 --> 01:08:59,866 I got to take the Browns to the Superbowl. 1016 01:09:00,666 --> 01:09:02,702 I got to unloose the caboose. 1017 01:09:05,570 --> 01:09:07,572 I got to drop the property value. 1018 01:09:08,674 --> 01:09:10,710 I got to launch the missiles! 1019 01:09:11,543 --> 01:09:12,912 I got to loose the cracking. 1020 01:09:13,713 --> 01:09:15,748 I got to drop a swamp pie. 1021 01:09:16,348 --> 01:09:18,583 I got to drop a baby otter. 1022 01:09:18,684 --> 01:09:22,487 Oh, I got to churn some dookie butter. Oh. 1023 01:09:23,089 --> 01:09:25,557 It's dripping down my leg! 1024 01:10:18,410 --> 01:10:20,780 Okay, I could use a laugh. 1025 01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:23,582 What? I'm not funny. 1026 01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:25,852 Come at me, blondie. 1027 01:10:29,421 --> 01:10:32,524 You know how I lost the weight, Krav Maga. 1028 01:10:32,624 --> 01:10:35,460 Yep, Jesus knocked me up. 1029 01:10:36,863 --> 01:10:40,132 It must be my lucky day, first I get some ass, 1030 01:10:40,233 --> 01:10:41,868 now I get to kick some ass. 1031 01:10:42,768 --> 01:10:45,137 I'm not 16 and pregnant. 1032 01:10:45,238 --> 01:10:49,507 Ah, you're cute, but I'm about to make you real ugly. 1033 01:10:49,608 --> 01:10:51,043 Goddamn slut. 1034 01:10:52,144 --> 01:10:53,612 I hope you're hungry, 1035 01:10:53,713 --> 01:10:55,413 because you're about to eat the pavement. 1036 01:10:55,513 --> 01:10:57,016 Aa! 1037 01:10:57,116 --> 01:10:59,018 I think it's that time of the month 1038 01:10:59,118 --> 01:11:00,552 for me to kick your ass. 1039 01:11:02,554 --> 01:11:03,956 Now this feels dirty. 1040 01:11:15,835 --> 01:11:19,939 ♪ It was the night before Christmas Day ♪ 1041 01:11:20,039 --> 01:11:24,076 ♪ And all the elves was busy loading up the sleigh ♪ 1042 01:11:24,176 --> 01:11:27,847 ♪ Jolly Santa was like getting his kicks ♪ 1043 01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:32,385 ♪ And some old reindeer was like learning new tricks ♪ 1044 01:11:32,818 --> 01:11:35,922 ♪ But one of the elves said "Man, we got to go ♪ 1045 01:11:36,989 --> 01:11:41,160 ♪ We're way behind and it's beginning to snow" ♪ 1046 01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:45,463 ♪ Just in Rudolph with the bloody nose ♪ 1047 01:11:45,563 --> 01:11:49,735 ♪ Come riding Santa with stains and whiskey on his clothes ♪ 1048 01:11:49,835 --> 01:11:53,005 ♪ Mrs. Clause says, "Santa, baby now where you been all night? ♪ 1049 01:11:54,006 --> 01:11:57,609 ♪ You got about 45 minutes before the daylight" ♪ 1050 01:11:58,144 --> 01:12:01,681 ♪ Big man grabbed his boots Santa was on his way ♪ 1051 01:12:02,614 --> 01:12:06,518 ♪ He started flying into JFK ♪ 1052 01:12:06,618 --> 01:12:10,756 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1053 01:12:11,857 --> 01:12:14,794 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1054 01:12:15,828 --> 01:12:19,531 ♪ And shiny jingle bells was ringing ♪ 1055 01:12:19,632 --> 01:12:23,568 ♪ And all the little children they were singing ♪ 1056 01:12:23,669 --> 01:12:25,104 ♪ Ho ♪ 1057 01:12:28,007 --> 01:12:31,509 ♪ Then Santa pulled in to New York town ♪ 1058 01:12:32,144 --> 01:12:35,881 ♪ That customs agent was weighing him down ♪ 1059 01:12:35,982 --> 01:12:39,752 ♪ Said, "Mr. Clause your passport is 100 years old" ♪ 1060 01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:44,256 ♪ Again off with you Santa knock the man out cold ♪ 1061 01:12:44,991 --> 01:12:48,593 ♪ Went to the city told the CIA ♪ 1062 01:12:49,195 --> 01:12:52,798 ♪ Santa creeped and flea the USA ♪ 1063 01:12:53,565 --> 01:12:57,003 ♪ Made his escape and was riding real cool ♪ 1064 01:12:57,737 --> 01:13:01,874 ♪ But they shot him down over Istanbul ♪ 1065 01:13:01,974 --> 01:13:05,577 ♪ And all the reindeer started running around ♪ 1066 01:13:06,212 --> 01:13:10,216 ♪ And all the toys was broken laying on the ground ♪ 1067 01:13:10,316 --> 01:13:14,153 ♪ Santa ran to the nearest house and he bust down the door ♪ 1068 01:13:14,787 --> 01:13:18,224 ♪ Which is where he passed out upon the floor ♪ 1069 01:13:18,324 --> 01:13:22,962 ♪ Said, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1070 01:13:24,030 --> 01:13:26,899 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1071 01:13:28,034 --> 01:13:31,704 ♪ And shining jingle bells was ringing ♪ 1072 01:13:31,804 --> 01:13:35,808 ♪ And all the little children they were singing ♪ 1073 01:13:35,908 --> 01:13:37,777 ♪ Ho ♪ 1074 01:13:40,146 --> 01:13:43,849 ♪ And Santa woke up on Christmas Day ♪ 1075 01:13:44,616 --> 01:13:48,020 ♪ He ran around and was laughing all the way ♪ 1076 01:13:48,788 --> 01:13:52,291 ♪ Santa Clause like a fat, foolish elf ♪ 1077 01:13:53,025 --> 01:13:56,729 ♪ And realized that he had shot himself ♪ 1078 01:13:57,163 --> 01:14:01,300 ♪ He bought a ticket on the train ♪ 1079 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:05,137 ♪ And with a little pride that remained ♪ 1080 01:14:05,738 --> 01:14:09,141 ♪ He shouted and he gave such a fright ♪ 1081 01:14:09,975 --> 01:14:13,345 ♪ Merry Christmas and have a good night ♪ 1082 01:14:13,446 --> 01:14:18,017 ♪ And ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1083 01:14:19,218 --> 01:14:22,587 ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 1084 01:14:23,089 --> 01:14:26,926 ♪ And shining jingle bells was ringing ♪ 1085 01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:30,763 ♪ And all the little children they were still singing ♪ 1086 01:14:30,863 --> 01:14:32,131 ♪ Ho ♪ 1087 01:14:44,143 --> 01:14:47,813 Oh, my God, oh, oh, my God! 1088 01:14:47,913 --> 01:14:49,715 Mary mother of God! 1089 01:14:50,349 --> 01:14:52,084 Oh, for heaven's sake! 1090 01:14:52,751 --> 01:14:54,086 Sweet Jesus! 1091 01:14:54,186 --> 01:14:55,855 Holy moly! 1092 01:14:55,955 --> 01:14:57,256 Holy mackerel! 1093 01:14:58,224 --> 01:14:59,859 Holy Toledo! 1094 01:15:00,693 --> 01:15:01,894 Holy shit! 1095 01:15:01,994 --> 01:15:03,295 Oh, my God! 1096 01:15:03,395 --> 01:15:06,031 Oh, oh, oh, my God! 1097 01:15:06,132 --> 01:15:07,166 Oh, amen! 1098 01:15:15,241 --> 01:15:19,011 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell better stay out of my way ♪ 1099 01:15:19,111 --> 01:15:21,147 ♪ And if you don't I'll take your phone ♪ 1100 01:15:21,247 --> 01:15:23,215 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1101 01:15:23,315 --> 01:15:26,685 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1102 01:15:26,785 --> 01:15:30,422 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1103 01:15:31,223 --> 01:15:35,060 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell better stay out of my way ♪ 1104 01:15:35,161 --> 01:15:37,129 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 1105 01:15:37,229 --> 01:15:39,165 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1106 01:15:39,265 --> 01:15:42,768 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1107 01:15:42,868 --> 01:15:46,805 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1108 01:15:47,306 --> 01:15:50,976 ♪ Strumming through the snow on a street this Christmas Day ♪ 1109 01:15:51,076 --> 01:15:53,078 ♪ What time's the pawn shop close ♪ 1110 01:15:53,179 --> 01:15:55,047 ♪ Pulled up I'm on my way ♪ 1111 01:15:55,147 --> 01:15:59,185 ♪ Got a 40 in my hand throwing shit up in my sack ♪ 1112 01:15:59,285 --> 01:16:03,155 ♪ Hope I don't get caught again or jail I'm going back ♪ 1113 01:16:03,255 --> 01:16:04,990 ♪ I see when you're asleep ♪ 1114 01:16:05,090 --> 01:16:06,992 ♪ I see when you're awake ♪ 1115 01:16:07,092 --> 01:16:10,930 ♪ But if you try and stop me you'll make a big mistake ♪ 1116 01:16:11,030 --> 01:16:12,932 ♪ Down the chimney I will slide ♪ 1117 01:16:13,032 --> 01:16:15,167 ♪ On a cold and snowy night ♪ 1118 01:16:15,267 --> 01:16:19,071 ♪ Taking all your gifts and, bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 1119 01:16:19,171 --> 01:16:21,273 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 1120 01:16:25,344 --> 01:16:26,845 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 1121 01:16:26,946 --> 01:16:28,280 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 1122 01:16:33,085 --> 01:16:35,221 ♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪ 1123 01:16:35,321 --> 01:16:39,091 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out of my way ♪ 1124 01:16:39,191 --> 01:16:41,093 ♪ And you don't I take your phone ♪ 1125 01:16:41,193 --> 01:16:43,162 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1126 01:16:43,262 --> 01:16:46,498 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1127 01:16:46,599 --> 01:16:50,869 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1128 01:16:51,270 --> 01:16:55,140 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out of my way ♪ 1129 01:16:55,241 --> 01:16:57,042 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 1130 01:16:57,142 --> 01:16:59,211 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1131 01:16:59,311 --> 01:17:02,481 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1132 01:17:02,581 --> 01:17:06,720 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1133 01:17:07,219 --> 01:17:09,088 ♪ Don't work at the mall ♪ 1134 01:17:09,188 --> 01:17:11,190 ♪ These jells can suck my balls ♪ 1135 01:17:11,290 --> 01:17:15,060 ♪ Go ahead and stare I'll, bitch, slap all you all ♪ 1136 01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,029 ♪ Your kids ain't getting shit ♪ 1137 01:17:17,129 --> 01:17:18,998 ♪ They're little naughty pricks ♪ 1138 01:17:19,098 --> 01:17:22,801 ♪ And your address is next here on my shopping list ♪ 1139 01:17:22,901 --> 01:17:24,803 ♪ I take my cookies with some weed ♪ 1140 01:17:24,903 --> 01:17:26,972 ♪ Your tobacco is all I need ♪ 1141 01:17:27,072 --> 01:17:29,008 ♪ Get that shit out of my face ♪ 1142 01:17:29,108 --> 01:17:31,076 ♪ Because they don't know how to read ♪ 1143 01:17:31,176 --> 01:17:33,045 ♪ It's freezing cold out here ♪ 1144 01:17:33,145 --> 01:17:35,014 ♪ Can't afford no damn rain gear ♪ 1145 01:17:35,114 --> 01:17:36,548 ♪ But even though I'm broke ♪ 1146 01:17:36,650 --> 01:17:38,817 ♪ Your joke is the favorite time of year ♪ 1147 01:17:55,267 --> 01:17:59,071 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell best stay out my way ♪ 1148 01:17:59,171 --> 01:18:01,040 ♪ And if you don't I take your phone ♪ 1149 01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:03,208 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1150 01:18:03,309 --> 01:18:06,545 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1151 01:18:06,646 --> 01:18:10,849 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1152 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:15,120 ♪ Jingle bells what's that smell you best stay out my way ♪ 1153 01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:17,122 ♪ And if you don't I'll take your phone ♪ 1154 01:18:17,222 --> 01:18:19,224 ♪ And punch you in the face, hey ♪ 1155 01:18:19,325 --> 01:18:22,828 ♪ Jingle bells, go to hell it's time for you to pay ♪ 1156 01:18:22,928 --> 01:18:26,865 ♪ I said, oh, what fun it is to ride this town this holiday ♪ 1157 01:18:29,301 --> 01:18:32,471 ♪ Worst Christmas ever ♪ 1158 01:18:37,309 --> 01:18:40,913 ♪ God, I'm taking all your shit ♪ 1159 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,282 ♪ What, what, what, what, what ♪ 1160 01:18:43,949 --> 01:18:46,352 Oh, shit! 1161 01:18:46,452 --> 01:18:48,987 You shot me in the dick! 1162 01:18:49,088 --> 01:18:51,290 My willy! 1163 01:18:51,390 --> 01:18:53,325 My wee-wee! 1164 01:18:53,425 --> 01:18:55,494 My ding-dong! 1165 01:18:55,594 --> 01:18:58,330 My tommy whacker! 1166 01:18:58,430 --> 01:19:02,267 My wang, my bologny bony! 1167 01:19:03,168 --> 01:19:05,104 My little Trey Trey. 1168 01:19:10,101 --> 01:19:15,101 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 88972

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