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Move! 8 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,226 Out! 9 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,533 All right, kids, 10 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:08,231 Let's get in a straight line. 11 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,667 Come on, here. 12 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:12,844 Come forward one at a time. 13 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,455 The doors open at 7:00, 14 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:17,109 And Uncle Jocko doesn't have time to rehearse 15 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,634 each of your darling acts. 16 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,679 Um, you-- you-- you wait 17 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:23,725 right over here, girlie-girl. 18 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:27,468 Gus, hit this doll with a surprise pink when she does her turn. 19 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:32,168 Uncle Jocko promised the wee bairn would be a winner, and she will. 20 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,256 [chuckles] Yeah, there. 21 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,693 A chip off her sister's block. 22 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:38,479 You ought to see them balloons. 23 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,698 Okay, who's the first wee laddie 24 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,787 in Uncle Jocko's kiddie show today? 25 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:46,835 Take each of them from the top and then cut to the last eight. 26 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,706 Every Friday night... 27 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,708 ♪ Ya-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da 28 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,536 Uncle Jocko didn't ken there were so many 29 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:55,104 talented bairns right here in Seattle-- 30 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,453 And the rest of that crap. 31 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,629 [snaps fingers] 32 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:02,503 "Clarence and his classic clarinet." 33 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:05,680 ♪♪ 34 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:09,249 Georgie, that's what's going to kill vaudeville. 35 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,859 Okay, Clarence, cut to the end. 36 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:13,862 The end, kiddo. The end, professor. 37 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,647 [fanfare] 38 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,520 And who does Uncle Jocko have here? 39 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,696 Who the hell does he have here? 40 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:24,046 Baby June and company? 41 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,529 Half the song, half the dance, and out. 42 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,574 [Professor] Gotcha. 43 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:34,796 [music playing] 44 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:39,191 ♪ May we entertain you? 45 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:43,326 ♪ May we see you smile? 46 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:47,809 ♪ I will do some kicks oh! 47 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,898 ♪ I will do some tricks 48 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,987 [woman] Sing out, Louise, sing out! 49 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,075 ♪ I'll tell you a story 50 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,773 Who said that? 51 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,775 ♪ I'll dance when... 52 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,995 You're behind, Louise! 53 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,563 Catch up, baby, catch up![dog barking] 54 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:05,696 [Jocko] Who let in one of their mothers? 55 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,959 Hold it, please, hold it. 56 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:09,700 Save your strength, June. 57 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:12,007 Louise, dear, if you don't count-- 58 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,792 Madam, do you realize you are absolutely-- 59 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,577 Oh, I do, Uncle Jocko. 60 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:19,362 But I want to save your very valuable time for you. 61 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,321 When I saw your sensitive face at the Odd Fellows hall-- 62 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,974 You know, my first husband was an Odd Fellow. 63 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,412 I am not an Odd Fellow.I meant the Knights of Pythias. 64 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,109 My second husband was a Knight of Pythias. 65 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:28,719 I'm not a Knight of Pythias. 66 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,591 Well, where did you catch our act?At the Elks. 67 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:31,896 My father was an Elk. 68 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,376 I have his tooth in here someplace. 69 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,595 Will you just hold Chowsie for me? 70 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,379 That's short for chow mein. 71 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,641 Mommy just loves chow mein, doesn't she, Chowsie wowsie? 72 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,600 Louise, stop sucking your thumb. 73 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,384 Professor, ahh! 74 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:44,953 I just marvel how you can make a performer into an artiste. 75 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:47,608 Now if you could just help my little girls by giving them 76 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,262 a good loud... ♪ Dee-dee-da da-da-da 77 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:52,047 [Jocko] What is going on here? 78 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,657 God helps him who helps himself. 79 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:56,399 Oh, Mr. Zipser, Mr. Zipser! 80 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,706 When the girls do their specialty, could you please ad lick it? 81 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,229 Thank you. Show 'em, girls! 82 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,884 [drum roll] 83 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,365 Oh, Gus, Gus! Would you please slap 84 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,409 Baby June with something pink? 85 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,845 She's the star. 86 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:10,413 Smile, baby, dear. 87 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,067 I have seen all kinds of mothers-- 88 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,417 Don't hang on the baby's dress. You'll rumple it up. 89 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:17,028 Do you know a really good agent who could book a professional act like ours? 90 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,422 Professional? Hey, Georgie, Get a load of this. 91 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,598 Don't you laugh. 92 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,252 Don't you dare laugh. 93 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,732 That child is gonna be a star. 94 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:28,083 That's what they all say. 95 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,171 All right? 96 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,477 But we're not finished. 97 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,130 You are, as far as I'm concerned. 98 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,045 Because you're trying to play favorites.What? 99 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,874 How dare you let that rotten, untalented, fat balloon 100 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,441 block up my babies? 101 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,877 I won't leave the stage until she does. 102 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,879 That child--Have you no loyalty to the Elks? 103 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,054 I'm not an Elk! 104 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,882 Well, the editor of "The Gazette" is. 105 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,015 And I happen to know because, the last meeting, 106 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,887 he showed my father a letter he got complaining 107 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,889 that some contest was fixed. 108 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,892 I guess desperate people do desperate things. 109 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,595 ♪ Da-da-dee da-da-da 110 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,292 [orchestra playing] 111 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:07,601 ♪ May we entertain you? 112 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:12,257 ♪ May we see you smile? 113 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:15,435 Thank you, Professor. 114 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,914 Thank you, Uncle Jocko. 115 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,308 [dog barks]Thank you, Gus! 116 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,179 Thank you, Mr. Zipser. 117 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,833 Smile, girls, smile. 118 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,540 [gasps, shrieks] 119 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:42,331 How do you like that? That rotten little Uncle Jocko. 120 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,202 He's as cheap as your grandpa. 121 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:46,727 10 bucks for a talent like yours! 122 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:49,338 Well, we're through with kiddie shows 123 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:52,080 and with your grandpa's lodge hall. 124 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:54,082 Time we were moving on anyway. 125 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:57,694 I'm gonna get us an agent to book the act on the Orpheum circuit. 126 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,696 That's dog food, Mama. 127 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,785 That's what he thinks. I'm hungry. 128 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,135 Then why didn't you eat some of our chow mein after the show? 129 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,877 'Cause you two did the work and we've got to save every cent. 130 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:08,357 I had a dream last night. 131 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,446 I dreamt a whole new act for you. 132 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,361 "Baby June and her Newsboys." 133 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,667 How are you gonna get the boys, Mama? 134 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:14,755 Louise can be a boy. 135 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:15,886 And I'll find three others. 136 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,148 Well, how are you gonna pay them? 137 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,802 The experience will be their pay. 138 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,543 I got just enough saved up for scenery and costumes. 139 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,545 If I can just squeeze a couple more bucks out of Grandpa, 140 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,069 we can head for Los Angeles and the Orpheum circuit. 141 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:29,683 Good night, Mama. 142 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,511 Good night, Grandpa. 143 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,080 You ought to be ashamed. 144 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,213 Fooling your kids with those dreams. 145 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,781 They're real dreams, and I'm gonna make them come real for my kids. 146 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,174 What are you, Rose, a crazy woman? 147 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,567 God put you down right here 148 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,221 because he meant for you to stay right here. 149 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,483 God's like me, Pop. 150 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,093 We both need outside assistance. 151 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,182 Huh, you've squeezed the last penny out of me 152 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,315 that you're ever gonna get. 153 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:56,231 It ain't for me. It's for my girls! 154 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,015 It's too late for me. 155 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,409 It ain't too late for you to get a husband to support you. 156 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,193 After three husbands, I want to enjoy myself. 157 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:05,066 I want the girls to enjoy themselves and travel... 158 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,720 Like Mama does. 159 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:09,287 And you'll leave them just like your mother left you. 160 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,550 Never! 161 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,771 Why aren't you ready for bed, Louise? 162 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:17,382 June says you said she can sleep with you tonight. 163 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,994 You know how high-strung the baby is after a performance. 164 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,299 I performed. 165 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,562 It ain't the same. 166 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,085 Now say good night and go to bed. 167 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,000 Good night, Grandpa. 168 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:31,222 Good night, Louise. You're a good girl. 169 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:35,226 You are a good girl, and I was proud of you tonight. 170 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,880 Mama... 171 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:40,405 How come I have three fathers? 172 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,060 'Cause you're lucky. You were born with a caul. 173 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:46,063 That means you have the powers to read palms and tell fortunes 174 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,065 and wonderful things are gonna happen to you. 175 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,635 Why do you fill her with such bunk? 176 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,984 It ain't bunk. 177 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,638 Nothing wonderful is going to happen to her 178 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,553 or to June or to you. 179 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,642 Maybe not to me, but they're gonna have a marvelous time. 180 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,383 I'll be damned if I'll let them sit their lives away 181 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,472 like I did or like you do with only that calendar 182 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,169 on the wall to tell you one day from the next 183 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:07,215 or that plaque from your rotten railroad company 184 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,217 to say, "congratulations. 185 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:12,002 For 50 years you did the same dull thing every dull day." 186 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,831 That plaque is a great tribute.... 187 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,833 It's solid gold. 188 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,226 How much could you get for it? 189 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,706 Rose, if you ever-- 190 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,272 Well, what good's it doing sitting up there? 191 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,274 That plaque belongs there like you belong home! 192 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:26,626 Oh, anybody that stays home is dead. 193 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,366 If I die, it won't be from sitting. 194 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,674 It will be from fighting to get up and get out! 195 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:35,373 ♪ Some people can get a thrill 196 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,245 ♪ Knitting sweaters 197 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,290 ♪ And sitting still 198 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:42,816 ♪ That's okay for some people ♪ 199 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:46,689 ♪ Who don't know they're alive 200 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,299 ♪ Some people 201 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,345 ♪ Can thrive and bloom 202 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,912 ♪ Living life 203 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,044 ♪ In the living room 204 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,698 ♪ That's perfect 205 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,787 ♪ For some people 206 00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:01,269 ♪ Of 105 207 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,141 ♪ But I 208 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,710 ♪ At least gotta try 209 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,931 ♪ When I think of all the sights that I gotta see ♪ 210 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,933 ♪ And all the places I gotta play ♪ 211 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,718 ♪ All the things that I gotta be yet come on, Papa ♪ 212 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:16,850 ♪ What do you say? 213 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:20,462 ♪ Some people can be content 214 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,159 ♪ Playing bingo 215 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,248 ♪ And paying rent 216 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,946 ♪ That's peachy 217 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,774 ♪ For some people 218 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:31,429 ♪ For some humdrum people 219 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,911 ♪ To be 220 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,784 ♪ But some people ain't me 221 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:45,574 ♪ I had a dream 222 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,795 ♪ A wonderful dream, Papa 223 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,579 ♪ All about June in the Orpheum circuit ♪ 224 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,886 ♪ Give me a chance and I know I can work it ♪ 225 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:56,585 ♪ I had a dream 226 00:11:56,628 --> 00:12:00,328 ♪ Just as real as can be, Papa ♪ 227 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:03,940 ♪ There I was in Mr. Orpheum's office ♪ 228 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,377 ♪ And he was saying to me 229 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,859 ♪ Rose, get yourself some new orchestrations ♪ 230 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,731 ♪ New routines and red velvet curtains ♪ 231 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,471 ♪ Get a feathered hat for the baby ♪ 232 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,473 ♪ Photographs in front of the theater ♪ 233 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,649 ♪ Get an agent and in jig time ♪ 234 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,260 ♪ You'll be being booked 235 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,349 ♪ In the big time 236 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:24,787 ♪ Oh, what a dream 237 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:28,791 ♪ A wonderful dream, Papa 238 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,619 ♪ And all that I need 239 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:34,754 ♪ Is 88 bucks, Papa 240 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,105 ♪ That's what he said, Papa 241 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,238 ♪ Only 88 bucks... 242 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:44,459 You ain't getting 88 cents from me, Rose. 243 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,854 Well, I'll get it someplace else, but I'll get it! 244 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,682 And get my kids out! 245 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,511 ♪ Goodbye 246 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:57,254 ♪ To blueberry pie 247 00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,431 ♪ Good riddance to all the socials I had to go to ♪ 248 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,433 ♪ All the lodges I had to play ♪ 249 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,479 ♪ All the Shriners I said hello to ♪ 250 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,350 ♪ Hey, L.A. I'm coming your way ♪ 251 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,135 ♪ Some people 252 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,876 ♪ Sit on their butts 253 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,660 ♪ Got the dream, yeah 254 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,662 ♪ But not the guts 255 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,403 ♪ That's living 256 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,187 ♪ For some people 257 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,669 ♪ For some humdrum people 258 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,542 ♪ I suppose 259 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,589 ♪ Well, they can stay and rot 260 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:31,636 ♪♪ 261 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:37,729 ♪ But not Rose ♪ 262 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,430 No, Madam Rose, no. 263 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,998 Mr. Weber, you don't know how to run your theater. 264 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,347 Your business is slipping. 265 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,479 You need youth! Fresh young talent! 266 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,699 Madam Rose, I told you this morning, 267 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,397 I told you this afternoon, and I'm telling you now. 268 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,139 If there is anything I hate worse than kids, 269 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,229 it's kids onstage!Shh! 270 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,884 Children, go play in the alley. 271 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,799 Mr. Weber, that was a rotten remark. 272 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,714 And if you were a gentleman, you would apologize 273 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:06,889 and book my act. 274 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,108 I am not a gentleman. 275 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:11,111 Yes, you are! Deep down you are. 276 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,678 Herbie, I've been looking all over for you to get your opinion of the show. 277 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,637 I doubled your Crackerjack order, Ed. 278 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,117 That bad? 279 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,379 Except for a couple of acts. 280 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,989 I left a memo on your desk. 281 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:23,253 Mr. Weber, you left me in the middle of a sentence. 282 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,734 Madam Rose, you're always in the middle of a sentence. 283 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:29,042 But if your show is as rotten as this intelligent gentleman says, 284 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,567 you could certainly try my act for a couple of nights, couldn't he? 285 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,698 Yeah, he could. You could, Ed. 286 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,004 What? 287 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,266 Your theater gets a family audience. 288 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,877 They love kids. 289 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,269 And my kids are great. 290 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,054 They sure are. 291 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,012 How do you know?I've seen 'em. 292 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,753 Where?In Seattle. 293 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,495 It would give your show a lift, Ed. 294 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,932 Well...Listen-- 295 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,978 Stop pushing. Let me think it over. 296 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,288 Oh, gee... 297 00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,681 It's hard for me to say thanks. 298 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,291 You just said it. 299 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,684 Why'd he listen to you? 300 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,860 Everybody in show business listens to anybody. 301 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,601 Besides, I used to book acts into this theater. 302 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,820 Are you an agent? 303 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,954 I was, but I'm in the candy business now. 304 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,956 I sell to vaudeville houses all over the West. 305 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,218 How could you ever leave show business? 306 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,177 [laughing] When the acts I handled 307 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,397 had too little talent, I got sick to my stomach-- ulcers. 308 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:21,877 Oh, you're too sympathetic. 309 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,183 Also, I went bust. 310 00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:24,445 I was always giving them my commission 311 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,968 and telling them they got a raise. 312 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,318 The good Lord says charity begins at home. 313 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,495 Well, I don't have a home. 314 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,370 You're not married? 315 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,589 I had five sisters and the ugly one 316 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,243 didn't get married until a year ago. 317 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,551 [both laugh] 318 00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:45,596 Why did you help me just now? 319 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,468 I love kids. 320 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,210 Oh. 321 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,256 Also, I've seen you before.Where? 322 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,779 Waiting outside Weber's office. 323 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,217 You looked like a pioneer woman without a frontier. 324 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,001 Hmm. 325 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:03,614 I, uh, I don't suppose you'd consider being an agent again. 326 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,007 Would you consider marrying again? 327 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,443 How do you know I'm not married now? 328 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,358 I asked your kids about you. 329 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,143 Oh. 330 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,667 Well, after three husbands, 331 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,670 it takes a lot of butter to get you back in the frying pan. 332 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,368 After 20 years in show business, 333 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,371 you kind of breathe better in the real world. 334 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:24,026 Funny. 335 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,986 What?Us. 336 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,031 I like you... 337 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,381 But I don't want marriage. 338 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,861 You like me... 339 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,255 But you don't want show business. 340 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:39,650 That seems to leave you there and me here. 341 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,913 That all depends on how you look at it. 342 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,872 You look at what we don't have. 343 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,179 I look at what we do have. 344 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,485 ♪ Funny 345 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,878 ♪ You're a stranger 346 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,923 ♪ Who's come here 347 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,316 ♪ Come from 348 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:57,103 ♪ Another town 349 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,409 ♪ Funny 350 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,586 ♪ I'm a stranger myself here 351 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,372 ♪ Small world 352 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,201 ♪ Isn't it? 353 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,290 ♪ Funny 354 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,249 ♪ You're a man who goes traveling ♪ 355 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,077 ♪ Rather than 356 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,646 ♪ Settling down 357 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,257 ♪ Funny 358 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,347 ♪ 'Cause I'd love to go traveling ♪ 359 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,697 ♪ Small world 360 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:29,700 ♪ Isn't it? 361 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,442 ♪ We have 362 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,097 ♪ So much in common 363 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:39,580 ♪ It's a phenomenon 364 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,452 ♪ We could 365 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,976 ♪ Pool our resources 366 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,588 ♪ By joining forces 367 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:51,461 ♪ From now on 368 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,681 ♪ Lucky 369 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,597 ♪ You're a man who likes children ♪ 370 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:01,602 ♪ That's an important sign 371 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,734 ♪ Lucky 372 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,824 ♪ I'm a woman with children 373 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,349 ♪ Small world 374 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,960 ♪ Isn't it? 375 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,180 ♪ Funny 376 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:18,053 ♪ Isn't it? 377 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,491 ♪ Small 378 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:25,930 ♪ And funny 379 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:30,979 ♪ And fine ♪ 380 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,202 Well, I'm not gonna pay 'em much money. 381 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,421 Oh, you'll have to talk about money to Herbie. 382 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,510 Are you handling her act? 383 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,643 No, I can't-- but I can't-- 384 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,342 Yeah, I guess I am. 385 00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,954 I'll be in the office. 386 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,696 ♪ We have 387 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,003 ♪ So much in common 388 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:59,660 ♪ It's a phenomenon 389 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,184 ♪ We could 390 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,795 ♪ Pool our resources 391 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,189 ♪ By joining forces 392 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,800 ♪ From now on... 393 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,889 [chuckles] 394 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,979 Rose, is this act of yours any good? 395 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:18,766 Good? It's great. And June is sensational. 396 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,811 Wait till you see it. 397 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,770 ♪ Lucky 398 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,686 ♪ You're a man who likes children ♪ 399 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:29,472 ♪ That's an important sign 400 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,345 ♪ Lucky 401 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,130 ♪ You're a woman with children ♪ 402 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,698 ♪ Small world 403 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,222 ♪ Isn't it? 404 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,659 ♪ Funny 405 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,793 ♪ Isn't it? ♪ Isn't it? 406 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,883 ♪ Small 407 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:53,888 ♪ And funny 408 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,282 ♪ And 409 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,849 ♪ Fine ♪ 410 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,080 [playing upbeat music] 411 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:15,301 [applause] 412 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,085 Extra! 413 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,305 [chattering] 414 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,395 ♪ Extra! Extra! 415 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:23,700 ♪ Hey, look at the headline 416 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,921 ♪ Historical news is being made ♪ 417 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,227 ♪ Extra! Extra! 418 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,706 ♪ They're drawing a red line 419 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,753 ♪ Around the biggest scoop of the decade ♪ 420 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,102 ♪ A barrel of charm 421 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,625 ♪ A fabulous thrill 422 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,715 ♪ The biggest little headline in vaudeville ♪ 423 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,108 Presenting... 424 00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,806 In person! 425 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:46,854 That 3'3" bundle of dynamite: 426 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:51,598 Baby June! 427 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:55,210 [applause] 428 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,170 Hello, everybody! 429 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,868 My name is June. 430 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,131 What's yours?! 431 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,265 ♪♪ 432 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,748 ♪ Let me entertain you 433 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:15,056 ♪ Let me make you smile 434 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,536 ♪ Let me do a few tricks ♪ 435 00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,059 ♪ Some old and then some new tricks ♪ 436 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,714 ♪ I'm very versatile 437 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,368 ♪ And if you're real good 438 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,978 ♪ I'll make you feel good 439 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,589 ♪ I want your spirits to climb 440 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,331 ♪ So let me entertain you, oh 441 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,552 ♪ And we'll have a real good time, yes, sir ♪ 442 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:35,642 ♪ We'll have a real good 443 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,905 ♪ Time 444 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:20,774 [applause] 445 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:27,520 Oh! 446 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,787 Oh! 447 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,225 Okay, now go ahead. 448 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:40,271 [panting] 449 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:43,274 Whew. 450 00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:46,234 Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. 451 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,584 You're very kind. 452 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,412 [quiet music playing] 453 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:53,197 You know, everyone has someone 454 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:56,157 to thank for their success. 455 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,377 Usually it's their mother. 456 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,901 And sometimes it's their father. 457 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:05,340 But tonight, I would like you all to join me 458 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,037 in giving thanks 459 00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:08,212 to an uncle of mine 460 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:11,302 and an uncle of yours-- 461 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:14,654 the greatest uncle of them all, 462 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:18,875 our Uncle Sam! 463 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:21,225 [march playing] 464 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:24,620 [applause] 465 00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:26,448 [whistle blows] 466 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:29,582 ♪♪ 467 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,062 ["Anchors Aweigh" playing] 468 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:36,589 Yah! 469 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:40,636 ♪♪ 470 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:45,685 Yah! 471 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,991 ♪♪ 472 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,737 Yah! 473 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,565 ♪♪ 474 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,359 [applause] 475 00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:29,380 [applause] 476 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:35,909 Mr. Conductor, if you please. 477 00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:39,956 ["The Stars and Stripes Forever" playing] 478 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:03,806 [applause] 479 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,824 [applause] 480 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,662 Oh! 481 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,712 Oh! 482 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,282 [alarm clock ringing] 483 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:54,727 [alarm stops] 484 00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:59,427 [alarm ringing] 485 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:01,168 All right, all right. 486 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,039 We're up, Madam Rose. 487 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:05,215 It ain't even 10:00 yet, turn it off. 488 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:09,698 Louise, Louise, turn it off, Louise. 489 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:10,960 [alarm stops] 490 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:14,094 I was having the loveliest dream 491 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,835 about a special day. 492 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,228 My dream book says that you have a dream like that because-- 493 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,404 We wanna sleep! 494 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,102 Well, I just wanted to say that maybe-- 495 00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:23,582 [all] Shh! 496 00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:37,639 How can you all sleep on such a beautiful day? 497 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:39,249 You woke up mother. 498 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:40,642 I didn't mean to. 499 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:44,472 It's just that today is my... Well, you know. 500 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,474 Today is the one day when we don't have to travel 501 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,997 and we don't have to rehearse. 502 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,086 Which means we could sleep. 503 00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:53,699 Is Mama mad? 504 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,005 She's in the bathroom making coffee. 505 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,616 She says as long as she's up, 506 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,269 everybody come have breakfast. 507 00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,576 [all grumbling] Thanks a lot, Louise. 508 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,839 Well, I said I'm sorry. 509 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,625 Mama? 510 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:07,669 Mama? 511 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,889 Happy Birthday! 512 00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,673 [all] Surprise! 513 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:14,284 ♪ Happy birthday to you 514 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:16,243 ♪ Happy birthday to you 515 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:18,637 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Louise ♪ 516 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,422 ♪ Happy birthday to ♪ You 517 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:22,684 [all] Yay! 518 00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,686 Make a wish. Go on, make a wish. 519 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,427 I wish... 520 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,037 Oh, Mama, I wish-- 521 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:30,170 Oh, that rotten monkey ate a piece out of the cake. 522 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:33,260 Gigolo! Bad gigolo, bad, bad. 523 00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:35,262 [monkey chittering] 524 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,090 I wish--Make a wish. 525 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:38,439 [all] One, two, three. 526 00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:39,919 I wish-- 527 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:41,747 Say, that'd make a good coat. 528 00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:45,359 [all] Yay! 529 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,056 Hey, there's only 10 candles on this cake. 530 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,971 What do you care? You ain't gonna eat candles. 531 00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,103 But she only had 10 candles last year. 532 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,582 And the year before that. 533 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:52,627 Come to think of it she's had 10 candles-- 534 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,759 Stop right there! 535 00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:54,934 As long as we have this act, 536 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,587 nobody's over 10 and you all know it, 537 00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,415 except of course me and-- 538 00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:00,766 Where's Herbie? I had a dream. 539 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,289 Tulsa, go across the hall and see what's keeping Herbie. 540 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:03,812 The rest of you can give Louise her presents 541 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,596 while I go see if the chow mein is warmed up. 542 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,597 Chow mein? 543 00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:07,598 It's my birthday. 544 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,252 But chow mein for breakfast? 545 00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:12,734 Why not? There's egg roll, ain't there? 546 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:16,695 If Madam Rose paid us a salary, we could have bought you presents, Louise. 547 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,915 But it's more fun to clip from the five-and-dime. 548 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:22,788 A catcher's mitt and a big-league baseball. 549 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:26,530 Oh, thank you, Yonkers. 550 00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:28,750 Here's a real stuffed cat. 551 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,056 I love it, Kansas. 552 00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:31,884 And I clipped a goldfish bowl. 553 00:28:31,927 --> 00:28:33,581 I'll give you the fish for lent. 554 00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:36,584 [laughing]Thanks, L.A. 555 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,978 Oh, what a beautiful package, June. 556 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:43,765 It's a complete sewing set in a velvet-lined basket. 557 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,767 I should have wrapped them. 558 00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:48,770 Oh, you don't have to wrap books. 559 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:51,730 Well, happy birthday, Louise. 560 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,122 Happy birthday, Tulsa. 561 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,777 [laughter]I mean, you're welcome. 562 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:58,171 I mean, thank you.[laughing] 563 00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:00,216 All right, one egg roll apiece and no more. 564 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,349 Herbie wasn't in his room, Madam Rose. No.He wasn't? 565 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:03,959 Where could he be? 566 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:05,744 Mama, can I see my present from you now? 567 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,658 It's from Herbie and me. 568 00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:09,835 it's not from Herbie, he's an agent. 569 00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:11,358 It's from you. 570 00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,229 well, I picked it out, but Herbie paid for it 571 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,665 with his commission for a whole month. 572 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,624 Old Herbie makes the same salary we do. 573 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,365 Inside, you, and get the coffee. 574 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,759 Here I am, busting to tell Herbie about the dream I had. 575 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,238 Mama-- 576 00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:23,326 It's really in your honor coming on the very 577 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:24,937 evening of your birthday. 578 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,503 Oh, baby, you'll love it. 579 00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:29,724 Children, you'll all love it. 580 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:33,772 It's a new act. 581 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,817 Ohh... 582 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,601 [monkey chittering] 583 00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:41,823 In this dream I saw June singing a song in, like, a barnyard. 584 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:44,826 And then a cow came onstage. 585 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:45,827 A cow? 586 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,394 Hey, that's pretty sexy. 587 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:48,830 Not a real cow. 588 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,267 A kind of a dancing cow with a great big smile. 589 00:29:51,311 --> 00:29:53,748 And that cow-- that cow leaned right over my bed 590 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,749 and spoke to me. 591 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,229 What did the cow say? 592 00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,839 Madam Rose! 593 00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:00,189 I'm not cooking in here, Mr. Kringelein! That-- 594 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,582 Open this door! 595 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:02,801 I'm dressing. That cow-- 596 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,280 Madam Rose! 597 00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:05,847 I'll call you tomorrow when I'm finished! 598 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,414 Ah! 599 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,633 That dear, fat cow looked me right in the eye and said, 600 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:12,549 "Rose, if you want to get on the Orpheum circuit, put me in your act." 601 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,029 Children, you know what I'm gonna go? 602 00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:16,553 You're gonna pay that crummy cow and not us. 603 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,338 I ain't paying anybody. 604 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:19,730 But I'm gonna take the cow's advice. 605 00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:22,081 I'm gonna call the new act 606 00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:23,996 "Dainty June and Her Farm Boys." 607 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,736 I'm gonna get more boys. 608 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,435 I'm gonna put the cow in the act and Chowsie and the monkey 609 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,785 and Louise's present, if you don't mind, honey. 610 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,135 But, Mama, I don't even know what my present is. 611 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,096 No cooking, Madam Rose? 612 00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:39,576 How dare you enter a lady's boudoir without even knocking? 613 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:40,926 Vere is your hot plate? 614 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:43,493 "Vere" is your search warrant?Plan B! 615 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:47,280 Never in all my years of running a theatrical hotel, have I ever-- 616 00:30:47,323 --> 00:30:48,890 If you don't leave, I'm gonna scream! 617 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,805 But you know the rules! 618 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,764 No cooking, no electrical appliances... 619 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,723 No dogs, no cats, 620 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:57,246 No pets of any kind. 621 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,161 [sheep bleats] 622 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:01,381 Happy birthday, darling.Oh, Mama. 623 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:02,643 It's a damn zoo. 624 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:04,297 Profanity in front of my babies. 625 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,256 June, get the bible. Get the bible! 626 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,216 You pack up this dirty menagerie and get out! 627 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:12,914 You'll have to throw me out, you rotten animal hater. 628 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,090 That's what he is. Send for the S.P.C.A. 629 00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:16,700 Send for the police. 630 00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:19,486 I rented these two rooms to one adult and three children. 631 00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:21,923 And now I find one adult, five pets, 632 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:25,274 and one, two, three, four-- 633 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:26,885 You counted him twice! 634 00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:28,930 A simple little birthday party for my baby. 635 00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:31,759 One, two, three-- Stand still! 636 00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:34,501 Chow mein, I'd offer you some, but there's only one egg roll. 637 00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:35,937 How many people are sleeping in that room? 638 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,504 What room, Mr. Kringelein? 639 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:40,159 This room, madam, this room. 640 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:43,553 There isn't a soul in this room, Mr. Kringelein. 641 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,905 No, but I mean--Except you and me. 642 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,907 Argh! Mr. Kringelein!Stop it! 643 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,517 What are you trying to do? 644 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,521 Stop! Help! Help! Rape! 645 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:57,219 My babies! My babies! 646 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,352 Monster! 647 00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:00,440 Oh! 648 00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:02,050 Madam Rose, are you okay? 649 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,444 Thank you?What happened? 650 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:08,187 A little birthday party-- chow mein, a tiny little cake. 651 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:10,363 [Herbie] Rose, Rose, are you all right? 652 00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:12,974 Rose, what's happened? Are you okay, honey? 653 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,846 Sure, where have you been? Ooh, Herbie, Mr. Kringelein, 654 00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:19,067 the hotel manager-- he tried-- he tried to-- 655 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:20,068 Again? 656 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,504 Well, I had to do something. 657 00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:22,505 Herbie, don't you dare apologize to him. 658 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:23,985 Where's Louise? 659 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,639 Fat lot you care. Child has her birthday. 660 00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:28,120 Does she like her present?I'm surprised you remembered. 661 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,557 Where have you been? That's what I want to know. 662 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,994 Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone. 663 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,561 I ask you, Mr. Goldstone-- 664 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,432 Child has a birthday once a year. 665 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:37,999 We plan a nice little party. 666 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,653 Sorry the cake is so small. 667 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:41,785 Mr. Goldstone is from the Orpheum circuit. 668 00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:46,616 There's only one egg roll apiece and some fried rice and-- 669 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,055 The act is booked on the Orpheum circuit, Rose. 670 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:53,232 ♪♪ 671 00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:03,155 ♪ Have an egg roll 672 00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:05,461 ♪ Mr. Goldstone 673 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:08,116 ♪ Have a napkin have a chopstick ♪ 674 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,988 ♪ Have a chair 675 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:12,251 ♪ Have a sparerib 676 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:14,644 ♪ Mr. Goldstone 677 00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,255 ♪ Any sparerib that I can spare ♪ 678 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:18,518 ♪ I'll be glad to share 679 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,389 ♪ Have a dish, have a fork 680 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,391 ♪ Have a fish, have a pork ♪ 681 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:25,916 ♪ Put your feet up feel at home ♪ 682 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,875 ♪ Have a smoke, have a coke 683 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:29,616 ♪ Would you like to hear a joke? ♪ 684 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:33,185 ♪ I'll have June recite a poem Oh! 685 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,708 ♪ Have a litchi 686 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:36,536 ♪ Mr. Goldstone 687 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:38,320 ♪ Tell me any little thing 688 00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:40,279 ♪ That I can do 689 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:41,889 ♪ Ginger peachy 690 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,499 ♪ Mr. Goldstone 691 00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:45,284 ♪ Have a kumquat 692 00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,416 ♪ Have two 693 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,070 ♪ Everybody, give a cheer 694 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:50,767 ♪ Santa Claus is sitting here 695 00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:52,726 ♪ Mr. Goldstone 696 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:55,250 ♪ I love you 697 00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:58,210 [all chattering] 698 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:06,174 ♪ Have a Goldstone Mr. Egg Roll ♪ 699 00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:08,176 ♪ Tell me any little thing that I can do ♪ 700 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,222 ♪ Have some fried rice Mr. Soy Sauce ♪ 701 00:34:10,265 --> 00:34:12,833 ♪ Have a cookie, have a few 702 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:14,574 ♪ What's the matter, Mr. G? Have another pot of tea ♪ 703 00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:15,792 ♪ Mr. Goldstone 704 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:20,319 ♪ I love you 705 00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:22,625 ♪ There are good stones 706 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:24,801 ♪ And bad stones 707 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:28,762 ♪ And curbstones and gladstones ♪ 708 00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:32,157 ♪ And touchstones and such stones ♪ 709 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,246 ♪ As them 710 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:37,945 ♪ There are big stones 711 00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:40,121 ♪ And small stones 712 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,731 ♪ And grindstones 713 00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:44,560 ♪ And gallstones 714 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:49,174 ♪ But Goldstone is a gem 715 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,132 ♪ There are milestones 716 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,047 ♪ There are millstones 717 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,572 ♪ There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue ♪ 718 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,357 ♪ But we don't want 719 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,967 ♪ Any old stone 720 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:01,577 ♪ Only Goldstone 721 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:03,623 ♪ Will do 722 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:06,887 ♪ Moonstone, sunstone, we all scream for one stone ♪ 723 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:10,282 ♪ Mr. Goldstone we... 724 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,892 ♪ Love 725 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:14,895 ♪ You ♪ 726 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,766 ♪♪ 727 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,507 Goldstone! 728 00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:22,685 [excited chattering] 729 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:29,518 ♪♪ 730 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,317 ♪ Little lamb 731 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,537 ♪ Little lamb 732 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,627 ♪ My birthday is here 733 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,935 ♪ At last 734 00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:58,156 ♪ Little lamb 735 00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:01,159 ♪ Little lamb 736 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:04,466 ♪ A birthday goes by 737 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:07,774 ♪ So fast 738 00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:10,777 ♪ Little bear 739 00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:13,475 ♪ Little bear 740 00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:16,826 ♪ You sit on my right 741 00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:20,003 ♪ Right there 742 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:23,181 ♪ Little hen 743 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:26,009 ♪ Little hen 744 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:29,709 ♪ What game should we play 745 00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:33,103 ♪ And when? 746 00:36:33,147 --> 00:36:35,845 ♪ Little cat 747 00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:38,370 ♪ Little cat 748 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:41,373 ♪ Oh, why do you look 749 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:44,114 ♪ So blue? 750 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:47,857 ♪ Did somebody paint you 751 00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:50,469 ♪ Like that? 752 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:53,254 ♪ Or is it your 753 00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:56,214 ♪ Birthday, too? 754 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,221 ♪ Little fish 755 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:06,441 ♪ Little fish 756 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:09,096 ♪ Do you think I'll get 757 00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:12,708 ♪ My wish? 758 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:15,929 ♪ Little lamb 759 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:19,019 ♪ Little lamb 760 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:22,022 ♪ I wonder how old 761 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:26,766 ♪ I am 762 00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:29,421 ♪ I wonder 763 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:32,250 ♪ How old 764 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:36,558 ♪ I am 765 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:40,693 ♪ Little lamb ♪ 766 00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:47,917 June, hand me Louise's plate. 767 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,136 Mother... 768 00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,703 We're paying for it, ain't we? 769 00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:52,182 You'll get an ulcer like Herbie. 770 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:54,010 Besides, what the dogs won't eat, we will. 771 00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:56,012 Rose, did it ever occur to you there might be somebody 772 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:58,188 in this world who doesn't like Chinese food? 773 00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:00,539 Don't be silly. Who? 774 00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:02,584 [humming] 775 00:38:02,628 --> 00:38:04,064 Don't you like it, Herbie? 776 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:06,153 Sure, Rose, I love it. 777 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:07,372 Did she?Yes, Mama. 778 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,808 That's a healthy-wealthy lady-wadie. 779 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:10,418 Oh, God.Herbie's angry. 780 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:12,507 Herbie's never angry. It's bad for his stomach. 781 00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,988 Come on, girls, beddie-bye.It's so early. 782 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:18,034 But you have to audition for Mr. T.T. Grantziger at his Palace Theater tomorrow. 783 00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:19,645 You have to look young. 784 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:20,646 Can I wear a dress? 785 00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:21,821 You'd look old in a dress. 786 00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:23,953 Besides, you haven't got one. 787 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,828 Good night, Uncle Herbie. 788 00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:31,396 'Night, June. 789 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,311 Good night, Louise. 790 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,748 Good night, Herbie. 791 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,272 I'll cold-cream their faces and be right back. 792 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,448 Rose, the hotel is two doors away. 793 00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:43,059 Honestly, you behave as though those girls-- Rose! 794 00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:47,629 We need new silverware. 795 00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:49,718 Herbie... 796 00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:52,112 Herbie, how long is it gonna take you to get used to me? 797 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:54,593 How long did it take me to get used to those coats? 798 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:56,377 What's the matter with them? They're very stylish! 799 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,423 Louise is very handy with a needle. 800 00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:00,294 As the good Lord says, "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth," 801 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,992 and it serves them right for overcharging. 802 00:39:13,829 --> 00:39:16,266 They can skip the cold cream for one night. 803 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,272 All this time we've been together, 804 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:24,057 and you still stand up for me. 805 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,667 Instead of standing up to you. 806 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,669 Well, I wanted to have dinner, just the two of us, 807 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,236 but what was I gonna do with the girls? 808 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:30,542 They're just babies. 809 00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:32,326 Rose, no matter how you dress them, 810 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,241 no matter how you smother them, they're big girls. 811 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:35,373 They're almost young women. 812 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,548 They're not and they never will be. 813 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:37,766 I'm embarrassed in front of them. 814 00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:39,551 When are you gonna you marry me, Rose? 815 00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:41,683 Don't forget our scrapbooks to Mr. Grantziger's tomorrow. 816 00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:43,642 When are you gonna quit stalling? 817 00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,558 Honey, don't you know there's a depression? 818 00:39:46,601 --> 00:39:48,777 Of course I know. I read "Variety." 819 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:50,562 Don't you know what it's doing to vaudeville? 820 00:39:50,605 --> 00:39:52,781 Don't you know what the talkies are doing to vaudeville? 821 00:39:52,825 --> 00:39:54,783 Don't you know I love you? 822 00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:57,960 Do you think I'd be unfaithful to my husbands if you didn't? 823 00:39:58,004 --> 00:40:00,398 But I have to think of my girls and their happiness. 824 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:03,836 Louise is very happy being the front end of a cow. 825 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:06,273 It's better than being the rear end. 826 00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:07,666 Anyway, she loves animals. 827 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,885 She and June should both be in school. 828 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:13,062 And be like other girls-- cook and clean and sit and die. 829 00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:16,805 Honey, could I have a spoon to stir my tea? 830 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:18,938 I promised June she'd be a star and she will be. 831 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:21,201 I promised her I'd get her on the Pantages circuit and I did. 832 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:23,203 I promised I'd get her on the Orpheum circuit and I did. 833 00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:24,683 I did. 834 00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:28,208 And you promised me that after I did, you'd marry me. 835 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:29,862 I promised her she'd headline on Broadway. 836 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,254 Didn't you hear what I said? 837 00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:34,214 Yes, but I'm ignoring it. 838 00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:37,435 Thanks, honey. 839 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:40,742 It isn't very polite of a gentleman to remind a lady that she welched. 840 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,483 There was no date on that promise. 841 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,834 Rose, stop handing me that bull! 842 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:50,709 Your stomach. Oh, Herbie... 843 00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:52,711 Why don't you get angry on the outside instead 844 00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:54,234 of letting it settle in your stomach? 845 00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:57,803 I'm afraid. 846 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:00,675 Of me? 847 00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,503 Of me. 848 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:05,071 What do you mean? 849 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:07,856 if I ever let loose, it'll end with me 850 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,032 picking up and walking. 851 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:14,950 Only around the block. 852 00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:18,345 No. 853 00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:22,480 Don't say that. 854 00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:24,569 ♪ You'll 855 00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:27,702 ♪ Never get away from me 856 00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:30,879 ♪ You can climb the tallest tree ♪ 857 00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:35,275 ♪ I'll be there somehow 858 00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:38,017 ♪ True, you could say 859 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:40,149 ♪ Hey, here's your hat 860 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:43,370 ♪ But a little thing like that 861 00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:47,896 ♪ Couldn't stop me now 862 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,681 ♪ I 863 00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:52,553 ♪ Couldn't get away from you 864 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:55,687 ♪ Even if you told me to 865 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:59,560 ♪ So go on and try 866 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:02,041 ♪ Just try 867 00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:05,087 ♪ And you're gonna see 868 00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:09,222 ♪ How you're gonna not at all ♪ 869 00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:13,531 ♪ Get away 870 00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:17,578 ♪ From me 871 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:21,060 Rose, what do you want? 872 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,496 There are better agents. 873 00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,195 Not for me. 874 00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,067 Even weaker men. 875 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:31,157 Not for me. 876 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,593 Then what? 877 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:35,161 You. 878 00:42:35,204 --> 00:42:38,294 Herbie, just keep helping me like you've been helping. 879 00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:42,037 Just let me get June's name up in lights so big, 880 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,386 it'll last my whole life. 881 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:46,651 Rose, what you expect...I'll get! 882 00:42:46,694 --> 00:42:48,827 And after I get it, I promise I'll marry you. 883 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:51,438 I even promise to keep my promise. 884 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:54,963 Oh, Herbie, I don't want to upset anything before the audition tomorrow, 885 00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:56,791 including your stomach. 886 00:42:56,835 --> 00:42:58,097 ♪♪ 887 00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:04,625 ♪ Rose, I love you 888 00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:07,628 ♪ But don't count your chickens ♪ 889 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:08,847 ♪ Come dance with me 890 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,326 ♪ I warn you 891 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:12,067 ♪ That I'm no boy scout 892 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:14,722 ♪ Relax awhile Come dance with me ♪ 893 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,463 ♪ So don't think 894 00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:18,204 ♪ That I'm easy pickings 895 00:43:18,247 --> 00:43:19,727 ♪ The music's so nice 896 00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:22,338 ♪ Rose, 'cause I just may someday ♪ 897 00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:24,297 ♪ Pick up and pack out 898 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:27,387 ♪ Oh, no, you won't no, not a chance ♪ 899 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,868 ♪ No arguments shut up and dance ♪ 900 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:32,784 ♪♪ 901 00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:34,916 ♪ You'll 902 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,658 ♪ Never get away from me 903 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:40,792 ♪ You can climb the tallest tree ♪ 904 00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:44,926 ♪ I'll be there somehow 905 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:47,625 ♪ True, you could say 906 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,801 ♪ Hey, here's your hat 907 00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:52,673 ♪ But a little thing like that ♪ 908 00:43:52,717 --> 00:43:56,895 ♪ Couldn't stop me now 909 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:58,897 ♪ I 910 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:01,943 ♪ Couldn't get away from you 911 00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:04,990 ♪ Even if I wanted to 912 00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:08,907 ♪ Well, go on and try 913 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:11,257 ♪ Just try ♪ Ah, Rose 914 00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:14,477 ♪ And you're gonna see ♪ Ah, Rose 915 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:18,786 ♪ How you're gonna not at all ♪ 916 00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:25,924 ♪ Get away 917 00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:27,490 ♪ From 918 00:44:27,534 --> 00:44:32,539 ♪ Me ♪ 919 00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:44,725 [phone rings] 920 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:46,727 Yes, Mr. Grantziger. 921 00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:48,773 Yes, I know, but they're having 922 00:44:48,816 --> 00:44:50,426 a little difficulty with their scenery. 923 00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:52,211 Well, wait till you see it. 924 00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:55,562 Now keep the tempo up. Keep it bright. 925 00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:57,216 That's the mother. 926 00:44:57,259 --> 00:44:58,739 No, I have told her. 927 00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,001 Hello, Mr. Grantziger. 928 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,394 Where is he? 929 00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:03,004 He's in his office at the top of the theater. 930 00:45:03,048 --> 00:45:04,702 Hi! 931 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,616 it's a pleasure to audition for you, Mr. Grantziger. 932 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:07,879 You're gonna love us! 933 00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:10,403 That's the agent, he's nice. 934 00:45:10,446 --> 00:45:11,752 We're ready now. 935 00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:14,886 Oh, they're ready now, Mr. Grantziger. 936 00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:17,236 Good luck.Thank you. 937 00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:20,587 [slow music playing] 938 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:23,155 [birds twittering] 939 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:34,993 [upbeat music playing] 940 00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:36,429 ♪ Extra! Extra! 941 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,778 ♪ Hey, look at the headline 942 00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:41,042 ♪ Historical news is being made ♪ 943 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,304 ♪ Extra! Extra! 944 00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:43,784 ♪ They're drawing a red line 945 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:47,005 ♪ Around the biggest scoop of the decade ♪ 946 00:45:47,048 --> 00:45:48,049 ♪ A barrel of charm 947 00:45:48,093 --> 00:45:49,616 ♪ A fabulous thrill 948 00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:53,054 ♪ The biggest little headline in vaudeville ♪ 949 00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:54,534 Presenting... 950 00:45:54,577 --> 00:45:56,144 In person! 951 00:45:56,188 --> 00:46:00,540 That 5'2" bundle of dynamite... 952 00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:04,370 Dainty... 953 00:46:04,413 --> 00:46:05,545 June! 954 00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:06,807 [drum roll] 955 00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:14,902 Hello, everybody. 956 00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:16,643 My name is June. 957 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:18,558 What's yours? 958 00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:22,127 [music playing] 959 00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:24,042 ♪ I have a moo cow 960 00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:25,826 ♪ A new cow, a true cow 961 00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:28,220 ♪ Named Caroline ♪ Moo moo moo moo 962 00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:30,831 ♪ She's an extra-special friend of mine ♪ 963 00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:32,180 ♪ Moo moo moo moo 964 00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:34,966 ♪ I like everything about her fine ♪ 965 00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:36,010 ♪ Moo moo moo moo 966 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:38,273 ♪ She likes to moo 967 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,275 ♪ In the moonlight 968 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:43,148 ♪ When the moody moon appears 969 00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:45,715 ♪ And when she moos 970 00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:47,979 ♪ In the moonlight 971 00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:50,329 ♪ Gosh, it's moosic to my ears 972 00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:51,983 ♪ She's so moosical 973 00:46:52,026 --> 00:46:55,943 ♪ She loves a man cow, a tan cow who can cow her ♪ 974 00:46:55,987 --> 00:46:58,293 ♪ With a glance ♪ Moo moo moo moo 975 00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,643 ♪ When he winks at her she starts to dance ♪ 976 00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:02,167 ♪ Moo moo moo moo 977 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,256 ♪ It's what grown-ups call a real romance ♪ 978 00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:05,692 ♪ Moo moo moo moo 979 00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:10,175 ♪ But if we mooved to the city ♪ 980 00:47:10,218 --> 00:47:14,483 ♪ Or we settled by the shore 981 00:47:14,527 --> 00:47:17,095 ♪ She'd make the moove 982 00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:19,401 ♪ 'Cause she loves me more 983 00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:22,927 ♪♪ 984 00:47:57,831 --> 00:47:59,746 [music ends] 985 00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:04,185 [phone rings] 986 00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:06,709 Yes, Mr. Grantziger. 987 00:48:06,753 --> 00:48:09,712 Dainty June, will you come out for a minute? 988 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:13,760 Face front, dear. 989 00:48:13,803 --> 00:48:15,588 Profile. 990 00:48:15,631 --> 00:48:17,938 Thank you very much, that's all. 991 00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:19,940 But we have a great dramatic finish. 992 00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:21,376 I'm sure, 993 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:23,596 But, Mr. Grantziger--Ah, hit it! 994 00:48:23,639 --> 00:48:25,685 [music playing] 995 00:48:25,728 --> 00:48:28,775 Stop that music!♪ Broadway 996 00:48:28,818 --> 00:48:30,908 ♪ Broadway 997 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:33,301 ♪ We miss it so 998 00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:36,478 ♪ We're leaving soon and taking June ♪ 999 00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:40,352 ♪ To star her in a show 1000 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:43,442 ♪ Bright lights White lights ♪ 1001 00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:46,532 ♪ Rhythm and romance 1002 00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:49,622 ♪ The train is late so while we wait ♪ 1003 00:48:49,665 --> 00:48:53,843 ♪ We're gonna do a little dance ♪ 1004 00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:37,191 Smile! Yeah! 1005 00:49:39,672 --> 00:49:42,980 ♪ Broadway, Broadway 1006 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:45,721 ♪ How great you are 1007 00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:47,245 ♪ I'll leave the farm 1008 00:49:47,288 --> 00:49:49,073 ♪ With all its charm 1009 00:49:49,116 --> 00:49:52,641 ♪ To be a Broadway star 1010 00:49:52,685 --> 00:49:54,252 ♪ Bright lights 1011 00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:56,036 ♪ White lights 1012 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,821 ♪ Where the neons glow 1013 00:49:58,865 --> 00:50:00,301 ♪ My bag is packed 1014 00:50:00,345 --> 00:50:02,086 ♪ I've got my act 1015 00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:04,523 ♪ So all aboard, come on, let's go ♪ 1016 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,698 Let's go! 1017 00:50:05,741 --> 00:50:10,529 Bye! Bye! Bye! 1018 00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,541 Watch this! It's a train! 1019 00:50:22,584 --> 00:50:24,847 Whoo whoo![train whistle blows] 1020 00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:28,068 Goodbye, Caroline. 1021 00:50:28,112 --> 00:50:31,071 Don't forget to write. 1022 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:33,247 Bye! 1023 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:36,729 Goodbye, Caroline. 1024 00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:38,818 Goodbye. 1025 00:50:38,861 --> 00:50:39,949 Goodbye! 1026 00:50:39,993 --> 00:50:42,648 ♪♪ 1027 00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:43,649 Wait. 1028 00:50:43,692 --> 00:50:45,651 Stop the train. 1029 00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:48,349 Stop everything. 1030 00:50:48,393 --> 00:50:51,352 I can't go to Broadway with you. 1031 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:54,964 Why not, Dainty June? 1032 00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:02,320 Because... 1033 00:51:02,363 --> 00:51:05,801 everything in life that really matters 1034 00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:07,673 is right here. 1035 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:11,459 What care I for tinsel 1036 00:51:11,503 --> 00:51:13,331 or glamour 1037 00:51:13,374 --> 00:51:15,724 when I have friendship 1038 00:51:15,768 --> 00:51:18,205 and true love? 1039 00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:21,991 I'm staying here with Caroline! 1040 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:23,515 [all] Yay! 1041 00:51:23,558 --> 00:51:27,562 ♪♪ 1042 00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,846 [music ends] 1043 00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:52,848 [phone ringing] 1044 00:51:56,461 --> 00:51:59,116 Yes, Mr. Grantziger. 1045 00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:01,727 What? 1046 00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:03,729 He liked it. 1047 00:52:03,772 --> 00:52:06,645 [shrieking] 1048 00:52:06,688 --> 00:52:10,823 Yes, sir, if that's what you want. 1049 00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:15,697 If you and your tribe will follow me up to the office, 1050 00:52:15,741 --> 00:52:17,786 I'll make out the contracts. 1051 00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:20,659 [excited chattering] 1052 00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:23,923 You won't be sorry, Mr. Grantziger! 1053 00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:27,970 This is gonna make ya! 1054 00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:30,059 [phone rings] 1055 00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:31,757 Yes? 1056 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,978 No, Mr. Grantziger's busy. He's gone down to the stage. 1057 00:52:39,243 --> 00:52:42,289 Your mother and your agent are still reading over the contracts. 1058 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:44,117 They won't be much longer. 1059 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,075 She's got to eat sometime. 1060 00:52:52,430 --> 00:52:54,867 Say, woman to woman... 1061 00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:59,915 How old are you?Nine. 1062 00:52:59,959 --> 00:53:00,916 Nine what? 1063 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,136 Nine, going on 10. 1064 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,485 How long has that been going on? 1065 00:53:04,529 --> 00:53:06,661 [phone ringing] 1066 00:53:06,705 --> 00:53:10,361 Miss Cratchitt, I think Mr. Grantziger made a mistake in this contract. 1067 00:53:10,404 --> 00:53:12,841 So do I. 1068 00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:15,061 Happy, girls? 1069 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:16,236 Yes, Mama.No! 1070 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,803 We auditioned for Grantziger's Palace. 1071 00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:18,804 This is for Grantziger's Variety. 1072 00:53:18,847 --> 00:53:20,109 That's right. 1073 00:53:20,153 --> 00:53:22,242 But the Variety's way down on 14th street. 1074 00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:24,244 He'll give you a visa to get there. 1075 00:53:24,288 --> 00:53:25,767 [phone rings]Yes? 1076 00:53:25,811 --> 00:53:27,073 I'd like to talk to Mr. Grantziger. 1077 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,118 No, I told you he's gone down to the stage. 1078 00:53:29,162 --> 00:53:30,424 Then I'm going down to the stage. 1079 00:53:30,468 --> 00:53:31,599 Wait a minute, you can't disturb him 1080 00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:32,861 while he's holding auditions. 1081 00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:34,211 Then I'll wait. 1082 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:36,213 Listen, friend, strictly between us, 1083 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,040 if I were you, I'd sign that contract. 1084 00:53:38,084 --> 00:53:41,261 There's only one item in that act of yours the boss likes-- 1085 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:42,784 Dainty little June. 1086 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:44,699 He thinks she can be an actress. 1087 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,745 He's right. 1088 00:53:46,788 --> 00:53:49,269 Can be if... 1089 00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:50,836 If what? 1090 00:53:50,879 --> 00:53:52,533 If she goes to school for a solid year 1091 00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:53,882 and takes acting lessons. 1092 00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:55,971 He's ready to pay for everything... 1093 00:53:56,015 --> 00:53:58,626 On one condition. 1094 00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:00,454 You stay away. 1095 00:54:00,498 --> 00:54:04,850 Stay away? I'm her mother. 1096 00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:07,113 You said it, I didn't. 1097 00:54:07,156 --> 00:54:08,157 What about the act? 1098 00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:09,289 One week at the Variety. 1099 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,595 But June is the act. 1100 00:54:10,638 --> 00:54:12,727 How is it supposed to go on without her? 1101 00:54:12,771 --> 00:54:14,338 How are Louise and I supposed to live? 1102 00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,078 You might get a job, dear. 1103 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:19,430 I have a job, dear, and I do it damn well. 1104 00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:21,649 My daughters are my job, and I got two of them. 1105 00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:22,737 Mama, if June has-- 1106 00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:24,217 June is my baby. I'm her mother. 1107 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,958 [phone rings] 1108 00:54:26,001 --> 00:54:29,091 Don't you dare answer that phone when I'm yelling at you. 1109 00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:30,441 Nobody knows June like I do. 1110 00:54:30,484 --> 00:54:31,877 And no one can do for her what I can. 1111 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,618 Mama, this is my chance to be an actress. 1112 00:54:33,661 --> 00:54:35,489 Mr. Grantziger can make me a star. 1113 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,143 You are a star! 1114 00:54:37,186 --> 00:54:38,884 And I made you one! 1115 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:39,928 Who's got clippings like she does? 1116 00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:41,974 Look, the book's full of 'em. 1117 00:54:42,017 --> 00:54:44,759 She don't need lessons any more than she needs Mr. T.T. Grantziger. 1118 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,501 There isn't a person in show business who doesn't need Mr. Grantziger. 1119 00:54:47,545 --> 00:54:49,329 Then take a good look at this person. 1120 00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:50,548 Rose! 1121 00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:54,334 Oh, they're so smart in New York. 1122 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:55,640 New York is the center of-- 1123 00:54:55,683 --> 00:54:57,598 New York is the center of New York! 1124 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,687 There's a whole country full of people who know people, 1125 00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,776 who know what a mother means to her daughter. 1126 00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,474 It's hicks like you that don't know. 1127 00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:05,171 And I'll tell you something else. 1128 00:55:05,214 --> 00:55:06,955 Grantziger's a hick. He'll get no place! 1129 00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,392 Rose! 1130 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:09,784 He's trying to take my baby away from me! 1131 00:55:09,828 --> 00:55:11,046 That's what he's trying to do. 1132 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:13,092 Well, over my dead body he will. 1133 00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:14,398 Rose, come on now.Just a minute! 1134 00:55:14,441 --> 00:55:17,052 Just wait one minute. 1135 00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:25,800 No! 1136 00:55:25,844 --> 00:55:28,063 Mama's just talking big, June. 1137 00:55:28,107 --> 00:55:31,110 She won't really--Yes, she will. 1138 00:55:31,153 --> 00:55:32,503 Well, Maybe Mr. Grantziger will-- 1139 00:55:32,546 --> 00:55:34,853 No, he won't. 1140 00:55:34,896 --> 00:55:38,160 Well, that's show business. 1141 00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:40,946 Aren't you happy that someone like Mr. T .T. Grantziger 1142 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:42,774 thinks that you can be a star? 1143 00:55:42,817 --> 00:55:44,819 You're funny. 1144 00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:46,778 Why? 1145 00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,562 Well, you're never jealous. 1146 00:55:48,606 --> 00:55:51,783 Oh, well, I don't have any talent. 1147 00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:53,872 I don't mind, really, 1148 00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:56,744 except Mama would like it better if I did. 1149 00:55:56,788 --> 00:55:59,443 Guess that's what she likes about me. 1150 00:55:59,486 --> 00:56:01,270 Mama's no fool. 1151 00:56:01,314 --> 00:56:02,881 I'm not a star. 1152 00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:05,187 Oh, you are.I'm not! 1153 00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:09,583 Mr. Grantziger can make me one. 1154 00:56:09,627 --> 00:56:11,977 Mama can make you a star, too. 1155 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:14,022 Mama can do one thing: 1156 00:56:14,066 --> 00:56:16,242 she can make herself believe anything she makes up, 1157 00:56:16,285 --> 00:56:19,637 like with that rhinestone finale dress that you sewed for me. 1158 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,161 Mama wants publicity, so she makes up a story 1159 00:56:22,204 --> 00:56:25,425 that three nuns went blind sewing it. 1160 00:56:25,469 --> 00:56:27,035 And now she believes it. 1161 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:29,777 She even believes the act is good. 1162 00:56:29,821 --> 00:56:32,432 Isn't it? 1163 00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:35,000 It's a terrible act and I hate it. 1164 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,480 I've hated it from the beginning. 1165 00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:38,395 And I hate it even more now. 1166 00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:41,093 I hate pretending like I'm two years old. 1167 00:56:41,136 --> 00:56:43,312 I hate singing those same awful songs, 1168 00:56:43,356 --> 00:56:45,793 doing those same awful dances, 1169 00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:48,405 wearing these same awful costumes. 1170 00:56:52,887 --> 00:56:56,674 Well, I didn't mean it about the costumes. 1171 00:56:56,717 --> 00:57:00,634 No, you just meant that you're too big for them now. 1172 00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:03,071 Did you ever feel like you didn't have a sister? 1173 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:05,117 Sometimes. 1174 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:06,597 It's Mama's fault! 1175 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,555 You can't blame everything on Mama. 1176 00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:10,078 Well, you can't maybe. 1177 00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:12,341 I wish she'd marry Herbie and let me alone. 1178 00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:14,561 Herbie doesn't want marry her. 1179 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:17,042 All he cares about is the act. 1180 00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:18,696 Oh, honest, Louise. 1181 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,654 Well, he's an agent. 1182 00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,482 Your mother isn't feeling well. 1183 00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:27,095 I'll take her back to the hotel. 1184 00:57:27,139 --> 00:57:28,706 Don't worry, June. 1185 00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:30,359 I'll get you a good booking. 1186 00:57:33,275 --> 00:57:36,496 I wish Mama would marry a plain man, 1187 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:39,847 so we could all be together. 1188 00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:43,590 ♪ If Mama was married we'd live in a house ♪ 1189 00:57:43,634 --> 00:57:47,028 ♪ As private as private can be 1190 00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:50,945 ♪ Just Mama, three ducks, five canaries, a mouse ♪ 1191 00:57:50,989 --> 00:57:52,860 ♪ Two monkeys, one father 1192 00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:56,647 ♪ Six turtles and me 1193 00:57:56,690 --> 00:58:00,520 ♪ If Mama was married 1194 00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:05,046 ♪ If Mama was married I'd jump in the air ♪ 1195 00:58:05,090 --> 00:58:08,833 ♪ And give all my toe shoes to you ♪ 1196 00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:12,576 ♪ I'd get all those hair ribbons out of my hair ♪ 1197 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,360 ♪ And once and for all 1198 00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:18,059 ♪ I'd get Mama out, too 1199 00:58:18,103 --> 00:58:20,671 ♪ If Mama was married 1200 00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:23,500 ♪♪ 1201 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,240 ♪ Mama 1202 00:58:25,284 --> 00:58:26,633 ♪ Get out your white dress 1203 00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:28,592 ♪ You've done it before 1204 00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:30,768 ♪ Without much success 1205 00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:32,378 ♪ Mama 1206 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:34,249 ♪ Godspeed and God bless 1207 00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:36,077 ♪ We're not keeping score 1208 00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:39,428 ♪ What's one more or less? 1209 00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:41,343 ♪♪ 1210 00:58:41,387 --> 00:58:43,563 ♪ Oh, Mama, say yes 1211 00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:47,436 ♪ And waltz down the aisle while you may ♪ 1212 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,134 ♪ I'll gladly support you 1213 00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,875 ♪ I'll even escort you 1214 00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:54,661 ♪ And I'll gladly give you away ♪ 1215 00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:57,490 ♪ Oh, Mama 1216 00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:02,364 ♪ Get married today 1217 00:59:02,408 --> 00:59:04,236 ♪ If Mama was married 1218 00:59:04,279 --> 00:59:06,325 ♪ There wouldn't be any more 1219 00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:10,024 ♪ Let me entertain you 1220 00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:13,811 ♪ Let me make you smile 1221 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:17,902 ♪ I will do some kicks 1222 00:59:17,945 --> 00:59:22,907 ♪ I will do some tricks Sing out, Louise! 1223 00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:27,041 Smile, baby. 1224 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:28,695 ♪ Mama 1225 00:59:28,739 --> 00:59:30,436 ♪ Please take our advice 1226 00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,307 ♪ We aren't the Lunts 1227 00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:34,614 ♪ I'm not Fanny Brice 1228 00:59:34,658 --> 00:59:37,922 ♪ Mama we'll buy you the rice ♪ 1229 00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:40,315 ♪ If only this once 1230 00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:43,623 ♪ You wouldn't think twice 1231 00:59:43,667 --> 00:59:45,756 ♪♪ 1232 00:59:45,799 --> 00:59:48,454 ♪ It could be so nice 1233 00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:50,761 ♪ If Mama got married 1234 00:59:50,804 --> 00:59:54,155 ♪ To stay 1235 01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:04,992 ♪ But Mama gets married 1236 01:00:05,036 --> 01:00:07,908 ♪ And ♪ Married 1237 01:00:07,952 --> 01:00:11,999 ♪ And Married ♪ 1238 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:15,742 ♪ And never gets carried away ♪ 1239 01:00:15,786 --> 01:00:19,485 ♪ Oh, Mama 1240 01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:23,489 ♪ Oh, Mama 1241 01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:28,015 ♪ Oh, Mama 1242 01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:33,064 ♪ Get married today 1243 01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:48,906 That's pretty fancy footwork, Tulsa. 1244 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,908 Why don't you show it to Madam Rose? 1245 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:53,301 I'm not that good, Herbie. I'm just fooling around. 1246 01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:55,913 Tulsa, you started fooling around about three months ago, 1247 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,132 right after Mr. Grantziger canceled our booking. 1248 01:00:58,176 --> 01:00:59,656 Well, I--Why, Tulsa? 1249 01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,049 He's just had more time, that's all, 1250 01:01:02,093 --> 01:01:03,398 like that two-week layoff in Albany. 1251 01:01:03,442 --> 01:01:04,922 And the layoff in Rochester. 1252 01:01:04,965 --> 01:01:06,924 And the layoff in Niagara Falls.Sure, Herbie. 1253 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:09,666 I thought you were maybe worried about the act. 1254 01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,755 Oh, no, Herbie. 1255 01:01:11,798 --> 01:01:14,975 because the way things are picking up, 1256 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:18,544 why, I wouldn't be surprised if you kids got paid. 1257 01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:20,067 Matter of fact, 1258 01:01:20,111 --> 01:01:23,549 they're good enough right now for me to treat you 1259 01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:25,507 to an ice cream soda. 1260 01:01:25,551 --> 01:01:27,031 No, thank you. 1261 01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:28,510 Chow mein? 1262 01:01:28,554 --> 01:01:30,730 Mama doesn't like us to eat before a show. 1263 01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:33,994 Louise, there's one thing your mama knows. 1264 01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:36,954 I wish you did. 1265 01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:39,043 I like her. 1266 01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:43,003 Herbie. 1267 01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:48,748 Uh... uh... 1268 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:51,751 Nothing. 1269 01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:56,321 Tulsa, if you or the boys have any problems, 1270 01:01:56,364 --> 01:01:57,714 you bring them to me. 1271 01:01:57,757 --> 01:01:59,237 Sure, Herbie. 1272 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,985 You didn't tell him anything, did you? 1273 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:09,900 I mean, that you're rehearsing a dance-team act? 1274 01:02:09,943 --> 01:02:11,771 How'd you know I was rehearsing an act? 1275 01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:14,078 I saw you practicing on Monday after the matinee 1276 01:02:14,121 --> 01:02:16,907 with a broom for your partner. I was up in the flies. 1277 01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,952 Louise, please, just--Oh, I won't tell anybody, Tulsa. 1278 01:02:18,996 --> 01:02:19,997 I promise. 1279 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,260 I'm very secretive, like you. 1280 01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:29,528 That's what this means, here in your palm. 1281 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:34,489 And this means that you make up dreams, like me. 1282 01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:38,015 What do you make up dreams about? 1283 01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:40,974 People. 1284 01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:43,847 Oh, I do that, too. 1285 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:47,198 You, but yours are about a partner for your act. 1286 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:50,505 She's gonna be more than a partner, I hope. 1287 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:54,248 I mean, I dream that one day... 1288 01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:55,641 Well, you know. 1289 01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:59,601 What would she have to be like, Tulsa? 1290 01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:01,647 A wonderful singer and dancer, I guess. 1291 01:03:01,690 --> 01:03:04,650 No, I'm gonna do most of that myself. 1292 01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:06,695 I don't mean I'm gonna hog it all, but... 1293 01:03:06,739 --> 01:03:08,828 But they always look at the girl in a dance team, 1294 01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:10,090 especially if she's pretty. 1295 01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:13,224 Oh, makeup can help and costumes. 1296 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,878 I've got the costumes all figured out. 1297 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:18,316 I'll sew them for you.Okay! 1298 01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:20,405 Hey, thanks! 1299 01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:23,190 Well, you see, I pretend 1300 01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:26,454 I'm at home getting ready for a date. 1301 01:03:26,498 --> 01:03:29,893 I take a comb, comb my hair, 1302 01:03:29,936 --> 01:03:33,853 take a flower, smell it, 1303 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:35,289 put it in my lapel, 1304 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:38,075 and I spot the audience. 1305 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:40,817 ♪ Once my clothes were shabby 1306 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:43,732 ♪ Tailors called me "cabby" 1307 01:03:43,776 --> 01:03:46,518 ♪ So I took a vow 1308 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:49,434 ♪ Said this bum'll be Beau Brummel ♪ 1309 01:03:49,477 --> 01:03:52,089 ♪ Now I'm smooth and snappy 1310 01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:54,874 ♪ Now my tailor's happy 1311 01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:57,616 ♪ I'm the cat's meow 1312 01:03:57,659 --> 01:04:00,532 ♪ My wardrobe is a wow 1313 01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:03,491 ♪ Paris silk 1314 01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:06,103 ♪ Harris tweed 1315 01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:09,628 ♪ There's only one thing I need ♪ 1316 01:04:09,671 --> 01:04:11,282 ♪♪ 1317 01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:13,588 ♪ Got my tweed pressed 1318 01:04:13,632 --> 01:04:16,461 ♪ Got my best vest 1319 01:04:16,504 --> 01:04:19,333 ♪ All I need now 1320 01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:22,728 ♪ Is the girl 1321 01:04:22,771 --> 01:04:25,513 ♪ Got my striped tie 1322 01:04:25,557 --> 01:04:28,473 ♪ Got my hopes high 1323 01:04:28,516 --> 01:04:32,346 ♪ Got the time and the place and I got rhythm ♪ 1324 01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:35,741 ♪ Now all I need's the girl to go with them ♪ 1325 01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:39,353 ♪ If she'll just appear 1326 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:42,835 ♪ We'll take this big town 1327 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:47,144 ♪ For a whirl 1328 01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:49,755 ♪ And if she'll say 1329 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:52,453 ♪ "My darling, I'm yours" I'll throw away ♪ 1330 01:04:52,497 --> 01:04:54,760 ♪ My striped tie 1331 01:04:54,803 --> 01:04:57,806 ♪ And my best-pressed tweed 1332 01:04:57,850 --> 01:05:00,809 ♪ All I really need 1333 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:04,204 ♪ Is the girl 1334 01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:13,474 I start easy, see? 1335 01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:18,436 Now I'm more debonair. 1336 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,841 Break. 1337 01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:38,543 And I sell it here. 1338 01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:42,155 I start this step. 1339 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:48,031 Build it, double it! 1340 01:05:54,472 --> 01:05:57,736 And she appears, all in white. 1341 01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:02,871 I take her hand... 1342 01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:04,003 kiss it, 1343 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:06,484 and lead her on the floor. 1344 01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:25,894 This step's good for the costume. 1345 01:06:29,724 --> 01:06:30,987 Astaire bit. 1346 01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:38,646 [singing] 1347 01:06:42,215 --> 01:06:45,044 ♪ Now we waltz 1348 01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:47,133 ♪ Strings come in... 1349 01:07:05,064 --> 01:07:06,239 And I lift her. 1350 01:07:10,287 --> 01:07:11,636 Again. 1351 01:07:15,161 --> 01:07:16,467 Once more. 1352 01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:38,793 Now the tempo changes 1353 01:07:38,837 --> 01:07:41,274 and all the lights come up, 1354 01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:43,885 and I build for the finale! 1355 01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:51,502 Hey, that's it, Louise. Do it over here. 1356 01:07:51,545 --> 01:07:52,633 Follow me. 1357 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:57,682 Faster. 1358 01:07:57,725 --> 01:08:02,252 Charleston... again! 1359 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:05,472 Once more. 1360 01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:06,952 Give me your hands. 1361 01:08:06,995 --> 01:08:11,478 ♪♪ 1362 01:08:11,522 --> 01:08:14,264 [both laughing] 1363 01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:16,744 [whistles] 1364 01:08:16,788 --> 01:08:18,268 Hey, come on. 1365 01:08:24,274 --> 01:08:27,799 [Herbie speaking, distant train whistle] 1366 01:08:33,631 --> 01:08:35,546 Don't lower yourself to argue, Herbie. 1367 01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:37,591 If them rats want to quit, then let them quit. 1368 01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:38,897 They want their train tickets back-- 1369 01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:41,160 give them their bus tickets back. 1370 01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:42,335 What's keeping those girls? 1371 01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:44,163 There's plenty of time, Rose. 1372 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:46,209 And you say they're old enough to take care of themselves. 1373 01:08:46,252 --> 01:08:48,124 Look, fellows, I know we've had a couple of layoffs. 1374 01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,647 It ain't that, Herbie.Then what is it? 1375 01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:50,909 We're too old. 1376 01:08:50,952 --> 01:08:52,432 Would you be too old if Madam Rose and I 1377 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:54,608 could see our way clear to increasing your salary? 1378 01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:56,567 Increase what salary? 1379 01:08:57,829 --> 01:08:59,526 Herbie's been paying us.Moron. 1380 01:09:00,788 --> 01:09:02,268 Herbie. 1381 01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:05,097 How long is it gonna take you to get used to me, Rose? 1382 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,446 Button your coat. 1383 01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:07,969 Ingrates. 1384 01:09:08,013 --> 01:09:09,406 You take the bread out of this man's mouth 1385 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,234 and spit it right in his face. 1386 01:09:11,277 --> 01:09:12,844 Well, as the good Lord said, good riddance to bad rubbish. 1387 01:09:12,887 --> 01:09:14,237 Give them their tickets, Herbie. 1388 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,586 They were both rotten in the act anyway. 1389 01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:18,328 Okay. 1390 01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:19,764 Thanks, Herbie. 1391 01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:21,157 We'd like tickets for all the fellas. 1392 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,767 All the fellas?They asked us. 1393 01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:27,337 You're all leaving?Yes, sir, Herbie. 1394 01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:29,339 Something's funny. 1395 01:09:29,382 --> 01:09:31,602 Something's very funny here. 1396 01:09:31,645 --> 01:09:32,733 Why, Yonkers? 1397 01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:37,216 What's this all about? 1398 01:09:39,218 --> 01:09:44,005 Okay, if you're all going, you're all going, but why--? 1399 01:09:44,049 --> 01:09:47,139 Where have you been? Where's June? 1400 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:50,011 Louise, where's June? 1401 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,406 Don't give me any of your poems to read now. 1402 01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:54,407 Answer me. 1403 01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:56,583 June wrote this, to you. 1404 01:09:56,627 --> 01:09:58,455 What for? 1405 01:09:58,498 --> 01:09:59,804 What's she writing me for? 1406 01:09:59,847 --> 01:10:01,588 Mama, read it. 1407 01:10:15,733 --> 01:10:17,909 [L.A.] She eloped.[Yonkers] She didn't elope, stupid. 1408 01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,737 They got married three weeks ago. 1409 01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:21,129 Who got married? 1410 01:10:21,173 --> 01:10:23,088 June and Tulsa. June? 1411 01:10:23,131 --> 01:10:25,525 [Yonkers] Only they had to wait until their act was ready 1412 01:10:25,569 --> 01:10:26,700 before they took off. 1413 01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:28,267 It's a keen act, ain't it, Louise? 1414 01:10:28,311 --> 01:10:30,269 I've never seen it. 1415 01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:32,532 [Yonkers] We ain't rats, Herbie. 1416 01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:34,230 We just know that without June-- 1417 01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:35,840 [Herbie] Where'd they go?[L.A.] Well, first they got 1418 01:10:35,883 --> 01:10:37,885 a club date in Kansas.[Yonkers] Big mouth. 1419 01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:42,020 Can we have the tickets now? 1420 01:10:42,063 --> 01:10:44,283 Please, Herbie. We've got to get moving. 1421 01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:46,329 See, we fixed up an act--Here. 1422 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,114 Get moving. 1423 01:10:49,157 --> 01:10:50,507 Don't be sore, Herbie. 1424 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:54,859 It ain't our fault the act's all washed up. 1425 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:57,035 Hey, fellas, 1426 01:10:57,078 --> 01:10:59,429 Good luck. 1427 01:10:59,472 --> 01:11:02,040 Thanks, Herbie. Good luck to you. 1428 01:11:02,083 --> 01:11:04,216 Good luck, Louise. 1429 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:05,261 Good luck. 1430 01:11:06,914 --> 01:11:08,394 Good luck, Madam Rose. 1431 01:11:15,401 --> 01:11:16,924 Come on, L.A. 1432 01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:30,068 Rose, 1433 01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:31,504 honey, even if we-- 1434 01:11:33,506 --> 01:11:35,987 Honey, listen, I can go back in the candy business. 1435 01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:37,075 It's steady. 1436 01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,859 52 weeks, all year, every year, 1437 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:40,470 I'll work my fingers to the bone. 1438 01:11:40,513 --> 01:11:43,255 I'll do twice what I did before, and I was pretty fair. 1439 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,909 See, I could be a district manager 1440 01:11:44,952 --> 01:11:46,650 and we can stay put in one place. 1441 01:11:46,693 --> 01:11:49,043 Louise can go to school. 1442 01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:50,349 Rose? 1443 01:11:50,393 --> 01:11:53,004 Rose, honey, you still got Herbie. 1444 01:11:53,047 --> 01:11:54,832 You can marry me, and I promise you, 1445 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:57,878 you won't have one single worry the rest of your life. 1446 01:11:57,922 --> 01:12:00,228 Don't you want that? 1447 01:12:00,272 --> 01:12:02,709 Yes. 1448 01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:04,320 Oh, mama, say yes. 1449 01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:10,064 Herbie. 1450 01:12:14,852 --> 01:12:17,420 You read palms. I read minds. 1451 01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:21,728 Okay, honey. 1452 01:12:21,772 --> 01:12:23,034 Honey, it's gonna be fine. 1453 01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:24,992 Everything happens for the best. 1454 01:12:25,036 --> 01:12:26,516 Okay, so the act's finished, 1455 01:12:26,559 --> 01:12:27,952 but you and me and our daughter-- 1456 01:12:27,995 --> 01:12:29,214 we're gonna have a home. 1457 01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:31,956 Say, we even got a cow for the backyard. 1458 01:12:31,999 --> 01:12:35,176 Why, we are gonna be the best damn family ever was. 1459 01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:40,704 I'm used to people walking out. 1460 01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:43,924 When my own mother did it, I cried for a week. 1461 01:12:43,968 --> 01:12:46,144 Your father did it. 1462 01:12:46,187 --> 01:12:47,406 Then the man I married after him did it. 1463 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:50,975 And, well, 1464 01:12:51,018 --> 01:12:53,760 this time I ain't crying. 1465 01:12:53,804 --> 01:12:56,372 This time I'm apologizing 1466 01:12:56,415 --> 01:12:58,939 to you. 1467 01:12:58,983 --> 01:13:01,159 I pushed you aside for her. 1468 01:13:01,202 --> 01:13:02,421 I made everything just for her. 1469 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:03,944 No, Mama. 1470 01:13:03,988 --> 01:13:05,642 Now she says I can't make her an actress 1471 01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:08,340 like she wants to be. 1472 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:10,908 The boys walked because they think the act is finished. 1473 01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:13,171 They think we're nothing without her. 1474 01:13:13,214 --> 01:13:15,478 She's nothing without me. 1475 01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:17,654 I'm her mother, and I made her. 1476 01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:19,220 And I can make you now. 1477 01:13:19,264 --> 01:13:20,700 I'm gonna make it up to you 1478 01:13:20,744 --> 01:13:22,398 for all the years I pushed you in the back. 1479 01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:24,661 And I will, my baby, I swear I will. 1480 01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:27,054 I'm gonna make you a star. 1481 01:13:27,098 --> 01:13:29,666 I'm gonna build a whole new act all around you. 1482 01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:32,408 It's gonna be better than anything we ever did before, 1483 01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:34,148 better than anything we've even dreamed. 1484 01:13:34,192 --> 01:13:36,194 Rose, listen--You're right, Herbie. 1485 01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:37,456 It is for the best. 1486 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,284 The old act was getting stale and tired, 1487 01:13:39,327 --> 01:13:40,285 but the new one-- 1488 01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:41,591 Look at the new star. 1489 01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:44,289 She's gonna be beautiful. She is beautiful. 1490 01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:46,117 Finished? We're just beginning, 1491 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:49,686 and there's no stopping us this time. 1492 01:13:49,729 --> 01:13:52,297 ♪ I had a dream 1493 01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:55,605 ♪ A dream about you, baby 1494 01:13:55,648 --> 01:13:59,043 ♪ It's gonna come true, baby 1495 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:01,611 ♪ They think that we're through ♪ 1496 01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:04,962 ♪ But, baby 1497 01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:08,922 ♪ You'll be swell 1498 01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:10,576 ♪ You'll be great 1499 01:14:10,620 --> 01:14:13,971 ♪ Gonna have the whole world on a plate ♪ 1500 01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:17,322 ♪ Starting here starting now ♪ 1501 01:14:17,365 --> 01:14:19,542 ♪ Honey, everything's 1502 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:22,283 ♪ Coming up Roses 1503 01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:25,635 ♪ Clear the decks 1504 01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:27,419 ♪ Clear the tracks 1505 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:30,727 ♪ You've got nothing to do but relax ♪ 1506 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:34,121 ♪ Blow a kiss take a bow ♪ 1507 01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:36,341 ♪ Honey, everything's 1508 01:14:36,384 --> 01:14:38,778 ♪ Coming up Roses 1509 01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:44,654 ♪ Now's your inning 1510 01:14:44,697 --> 01:14:48,005 ♪ Stand the world on its ear ♪ 1511 01:14:48,048 --> 01:14:51,138 ♪ Set it spinning 1512 01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:54,098 ♪ That'll be just the beginning ♪ 1513 01:14:54,141 --> 01:14:55,578 ♪ Curtain up 1514 01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:57,449 ♪ Light the lights 1515 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,885 ♪ You got nothing to hit 1516 01:14:58,929 --> 01:15:00,757 ♪ But the heights 1517 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,367 ♪ You'll be swell 1518 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:04,021 ♪ You'll be great 1519 01:15:04,064 --> 01:15:05,675 ♪ I can tell 1520 01:15:05,718 --> 01:15:07,546 ♪ Just you wait 1521 01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:14,161 ♪ That lucky star I talk about is due ♪ 1522 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:16,120 ♪ Honey, everything's 1523 01:15:16,163 --> 01:15:18,644 ♪ Coming up Roses 1524 01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:23,344 ♪ For me and for you ♪ 1525 01:15:25,172 --> 01:15:29,612 ♪ You can do it 1526 01:15:29,655 --> 01:15:33,833 ♪ All you need is a hand 1527 01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:38,403 ♪ We can do it 1528 01:15:38,446 --> 01:15:41,711 ♪ Mama is gonna see to it 1529 01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:43,408 ♪ Curtain up 1530 01:15:43,451 --> 01:15:45,149 ♪ Light the lights 1531 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:48,413 ♪ We got nothing to hit but the heights ♪ 1532 01:15:48,456 --> 01:15:50,067 ♪ I can tell 1533 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:51,721 ♪ Wait and see 1534 01:15:51,764 --> 01:15:53,418 ♪ There's the bell 1535 01:15:53,461 --> 01:15:55,594 ♪ Follow me 1536 01:15:55,638 --> 01:16:01,818 ♪ And nothing's gonna stop us till we're through ♪ 1537 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:07,693 ♪ Honey, everything's coming up Roses and daffodils ♪ 1538 01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:13,438 ♪ Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus ♪ 1539 01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:19,052 ♪ Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops ♪ 1540 01:16:19,096 --> 01:16:23,143 ♪ Everything's coming up Roses 1541 01:16:23,187 --> 01:16:32,544 ♪ For me and for you... ♪♪ 1542 01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:41,205 [whistle blows] 1543 01:16:41,248 --> 01:16:42,380 [Rose] Are you ready, Louise? 1544 01:16:42,423 --> 01:16:43,773 Yes, mama. 1545 01:16:43,816 --> 01:16:44,991 Ready, girls? 1546 01:16:45,035 --> 01:16:47,037 Yes, Madam Rose. 1547 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,517 Now, don't let the past discourage you. 1548 01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:52,912 Remember, you are artistes of the theater. 1549 01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:54,348 [imitates fanfare] 1550 01:16:54,392 --> 01:16:57,787 Madam Rose's Toreadorables. 1551 01:16:57,830 --> 01:17:01,573 ♪♪ 1552 01:17:06,534 --> 01:17:07,927 ♪ Extra! Extra! 1553 01:17:07,971 --> 01:17:09,363 ♪ Hey, look at the headline 1554 01:17:09,407 --> 01:17:12,497 ♪ Historical news is being made ♪ 1555 01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:13,672 ♪ Extra! Extra! 1556 01:17:13,716 --> 01:17:15,239 ♪ They're drawing a red line 1557 01:17:15,282 --> 01:17:18,329 ♪ Around the biggest scoop of the decade ♪ 1558 01:17:18,372 --> 01:17:19,417 ♪ A barrel of charm 1559 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:21,114 ♪ A fabulous thrill 1560 01:17:21,158 --> 01:17:24,857 ♪ The biggest little headline in Vaudeville... ♪ 1561 01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:27,817 Now sell it. Sell it. 1562 01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,254 [all] Presenting 1563 01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:32,430 in person 1564 01:17:32,473 --> 01:17:36,390 that 5'4" bundle of dynamite, 1565 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,088 Senorita 1566 01:17:38,131 --> 01:17:40,307 Louise! 1567 01:17:43,963 --> 01:17:46,400 Come on, Louise. Come on. 1568 01:17:57,803 --> 01:17:59,457 Olé,everybody. 1569 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,285 My name is Louise. 1570 01:18:01,328 --> 01:18:04,854 What's yours? 1571 01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:06,333 Well, it's coming along. 1572 01:18:07,595 --> 01:18:08,945 Mama, I'm just no good at it. 1573 01:18:08,988 --> 01:18:10,686 Don't be silly. Let's try the finale. 1574 01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:11,861 If you have a good, strong finish, 1575 01:18:11,904 --> 01:18:12,905 they'll forgive you for anything. 1576 01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:17,475 You're late. 1577 01:18:17,518 --> 01:18:18,781 Come on now, girls. 1578 01:18:18,824 --> 01:18:20,086 Make it stirring. 1579 01:18:21,348 --> 01:18:23,873 ♪♪ 1580 01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:26,092 Pick your feet up, Louise. 1581 01:18:26,136 --> 01:18:27,441 Pick them up. 1582 01:18:27,485 --> 01:18:31,141 ♪♪ 1583 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:43,414 [music ends] 1584 01:18:46,547 --> 01:18:48,724 They're tired. 1585 01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:50,987 [distant animal howls] 1586 01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:52,249 You'd better go on up to the tent, girls, 1587 01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:53,903 and get ready for bed. 1588 01:18:53,946 --> 01:18:55,339 [all] Good night, Madam Rose. 1589 01:18:55,382 --> 01:18:56,732 [girl] Good night, Madam Rose. 1590 01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,908 Good night, Louise. 1591 01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:03,521 Don't forget to write your mothers for money. 1592 01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:04,827 How'd you make out in town? 1593 01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:06,002 Not even a lodge hall. 1594 01:19:06,045 --> 01:19:07,351 [sighing] 1595 01:19:07,394 --> 01:19:08,744 They're too damn un-American down here, 1596 01:19:08,787 --> 01:19:10,223 that's the trouble. 1597 01:19:10,267 --> 01:19:11,485 We'd better talk about heading up north 1598 01:19:11,529 --> 01:19:13,357 after I tell them their bedtime story. 1599 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,533 Once upon a time there was a prince named Ziegfeld. 1600 01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:19,058 It could happen. [laughs] 1601 01:19:19,102 --> 01:19:22,148 Anyway, everybody needs something impossible to hope for. 1602 01:19:22,192 --> 01:19:25,848 Rose, why do you make Louise wear that wig in the act? 1603 01:19:25,891 --> 01:19:27,937 It makes her look more like-- 1604 01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:29,503 Makes her look more like a star. 1605 01:19:29,547 --> 01:19:30,766 Why do we keep that cow? 1606 01:19:30,809 --> 01:19:33,551 Herbie, if that cow goes, I go. 1607 01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:35,379 Oh, the act can be fixed. 1608 01:19:35,422 --> 01:19:37,685 If I was doing it for June, it would be all set. 1609 01:19:37,729 --> 01:19:40,384 But you're not. 1610 01:19:40,427 --> 01:19:41,559 And I'm not June. 1611 01:19:41,602 --> 01:19:42,821 Now, Louise, nobody expects you to-- 1612 01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,388 Mama, I love you so much, 1613 01:19:44,431 --> 01:19:46,085 and I've tried as hard as I could, 1614 01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:48,261 but the act is rotten and I'm rotten in it. 1615 01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:50,133 How do you like that? Typical of a kid. 1616 01:19:50,176 --> 01:19:51,569 Mama, I've been--Always impatient. 1617 01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:53,179 A few break-in dates don't go so hot-- 1618 01:19:53,223 --> 01:19:55,573 Mama, I am not June, and I am not a blonde. 1619 01:19:55,616 --> 01:19:58,445 I can't do what she did.She isn't asking you to. 1620 01:19:58,489 --> 01:20:00,056 Maybe you want to stay in show business-- 1621 01:20:00,099 --> 01:20:01,405 Maybe?Well, I thought-- 1622 01:20:01,448 --> 01:20:03,581 That's our whole life. 1623 01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,844 What have we been working for ever since you were a baby? 1624 01:20:05,888 --> 01:20:08,673 That's a foolish remark from a foolish girl. 1625 01:20:08,716 --> 01:20:12,198 I promised my girl she'd be a star, and she will be. 1626 01:20:12,242 --> 01:20:13,896 Baby, I've been on the wrong track with you and the material, 1627 01:20:13,939 --> 01:20:15,593 but as the good lord says, 1628 01:20:15,636 --> 01:20:17,203 "You gotta take the rough with the smooth," baby. 1629 01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:19,423 And like I always say, 1630 01:20:19,466 --> 01:20:21,991 you're lucky, because you don't have to take it alone. 1631 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:23,993 Right, Herbie? 1632 01:20:24,036 --> 01:20:25,472 Right. 1633 01:20:27,648 --> 01:20:29,607 We got Herbie for brains. 1634 01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:32,610 We got you for talent. 1635 01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:35,526 And you both got me to yell at. 1636 01:20:35,569 --> 01:20:39,791 ♪♪ 1637 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,967 ♪ Wherever we go 1638 01:20:42,011 --> 01:20:44,404 ♪ Whatever we do 1639 01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:46,624 ♪ We're gonna go through it 1640 01:20:46,667 --> 01:20:48,974 ♪ Together 1641 01:20:49,018 --> 01:20:51,324 ♪ We may not go far 1642 01:20:51,368 --> 01:20:53,718 ♪ But sure as a star 1643 01:20:53,761 --> 01:20:55,459 ♪ Wherever we are 1644 01:20:55,502 --> 01:20:58,375 ♪ It's together 1645 01:20:58,418 --> 01:21:00,203 ♪ Wherever I go 1646 01:21:00,246 --> 01:21:03,119 ♪ I know he goes 1647 01:21:03,162 --> 01:21:04,816 ♪ Wherever I go 1648 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,732 ♪ I know she goes 1649 01:21:07,775 --> 01:21:08,907 ♪ No fits, no fights 1650 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:12,258 ♪ No feuds and no egos ♪ 1651 01:21:12,302 --> 01:21:14,913 ♪ Amigos 1652 01:21:14,957 --> 01:21:17,046 ♪ Together 1653 01:21:17,089 --> 01:21:19,222 ♪ Through thick and through thin ♪ 1654 01:21:19,265 --> 01:21:21,485 ♪ All out or all in 1655 01:21:21,528 --> 01:21:26,272 ♪ And whether it's win place or show ♪ 1656 01:21:26,316 --> 01:21:28,927 ♪ With you for me and me for you ♪ 1657 01:21:28,971 --> 01:21:31,016 ♪ We'll muddle through whatever we do ♪ 1658 01:21:31,060 --> 01:21:32,191 ♪ Together 1659 01:21:32,235 --> 01:21:36,239 ♪ Wherever we go 1660 01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:40,286 ♪ Wherever we go 1661 01:21:40,330 --> 01:21:42,636 ♪ Whatever we do 1662 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,900 ♪ We're gonna go through it 1663 01:21:44,943 --> 01:21:47,206 ♪ Together 1664 01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:49,600 ♪ Wherever we sleep 1665 01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:51,950 ♪ If prices are steep 1666 01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:56,650 ♪ We'll always sleep cheaper together ♪ 1667 01:21:56,694 --> 01:22:00,089 ♪ Whatever the boat I row you row ♪ 1668 01:22:00,132 --> 01:22:01,481 ♪ A duo 1669 01:22:01,525 --> 01:22:04,789 ♪ Whatever the row I hoe you hoe ♪ 1670 01:22:04,832 --> 01:22:06,182 ♪ A trio 1671 01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:09,533 ♪ And any I.O.U. I owe you owe ♪ 1672 01:22:09,576 --> 01:22:11,622 ♪ Who, me owe? No, you owe ♪ 1673 01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:13,189 ♪ No, we owe 1674 01:22:13,232 --> 01:22:15,495 ♪ Together 1675 01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:17,628 ♪ We all take the bow 1676 01:22:17,671 --> 01:22:19,847 ♪ Including the cow 1677 01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:24,635 ♪ Though business is lousy and slow ♪ 1678 01:22:24,678 --> 01:22:26,115 ♪ With Herbie's vim 1679 01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:27,246 ♪ Louise's verve 1680 01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:28,769 ♪ Now all we need 1681 01:22:28,813 --> 01:22:32,164 ♪ Is someone with nerve 1682 01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:37,953 ♪ Together 1683 01:22:39,171 --> 01:22:44,046 ♪ Together 1684 01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:48,659 ♪ Wherever 1685 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:54,752 ♪ Wherever 1686 01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:57,015 ♪ Together 1687 01:22:57,059 --> 01:22:59,322 ♪ Wherever 1688 01:22:59,365 --> 01:23:05,981 ♪ Together wherever we go 1689 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:09,332 Here are the letters, Madam Rose. 1690 01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:11,725 That's a good girl. Now go to bed, Agnes. 1691 01:23:11,769 --> 01:23:14,772 Now that I'm an actress, it's Amanda. 1692 01:23:14,815 --> 01:23:16,861 Whatever it is, go to bed. 1693 01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:18,776 Can I ask Herbie a question first? 1694 01:23:18,819 --> 01:23:20,038 Sure. 1695 01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:23,128 Herbie, do you think we'll ever work again? 1696 01:23:23,172 --> 01:23:26,044 [Rose] Of course we will.I'll get us a booking, Amanda. 1697 01:23:26,088 --> 01:23:27,828 Thank you, Herbert. 1698 01:23:29,091 --> 01:23:31,919 Louise, your hair. 1699 01:23:31,963 --> 01:23:33,878 It's yours if you want it. 1700 01:23:33,921 --> 01:23:37,186 Gee, I always wanted to be a blonde. 1701 01:23:37,229 --> 01:23:39,057 Then get some peroxide and a toothbrush. 1702 01:23:39,101 --> 01:23:41,016 Wigs are expensive. 1703 01:23:41,059 --> 01:23:43,627 Say, we could get a good refund on this, 1704 01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:44,889 if we ever pay for it. 1705 01:23:44,932 --> 01:23:46,630 How about getting a gallon of peroxide 1706 01:23:46,673 --> 01:23:48,023 and a carton of toothbrushes? 1707 01:23:48,066 --> 01:23:50,373 What for?Make them all blondes. 1708 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:51,983 I was only joking, Herbie. 1709 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:55,421 So was I, honey.Yes, but why not do it? 1710 01:23:55,465 --> 01:23:56,727 They're children, Louise. 1711 01:23:56,770 --> 01:23:58,598 They're young girls, mama. 1712 01:23:58,642 --> 01:24:00,513 And with blonde hair, they could be pretty young girls. 1713 01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:03,342 It'd sure jazz up the act and make it easier to sell. 1714 01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:06,693 We could call it "Madam Rose and Her Blonde Babies ." 1715 01:24:06,737 --> 01:24:08,652 "Baby Blondes."Nothing with babies. 1716 01:24:08,695 --> 01:24:10,654 "Hollywood Blondes." Yes. 1717 01:24:10,697 --> 01:24:13,004 All blondes except you, because you're the star. 1718 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,745 If I'm the star, 1719 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,660 then it should be 1720 01:24:16,703 --> 01:24:19,315 "Louise... 1721 01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:20,968 and Her Hollywood Blondes ." 1722 01:24:26,887 --> 01:24:29,673 "Rose-Louise 1723 01:24:29,716 --> 01:24:33,068 and Her Hollywood Blondes." 1724 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:34,243 Okay. 1725 01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:36,114 ♪♪ 1726 01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:38,377 ♪ We go in a group 1727 01:24:38,421 --> 01:24:40,684 ♪ We tour in a troupe 1728 01:24:40,727 --> 01:24:45,689 ♪ We land in the soup but we know ♪ 1729 01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,995 ♪ The things we do we do by threes ♪ 1730 01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:50,346 ♪ A perfect team No, this way, Louise ♪ 1731 01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:51,477 ♪ Together 1732 01:24:51,521 --> 01:24:52,565 ♪ Together 1733 01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:53,697 ♪ Wherever 1734 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:54,959 ♪ Wherever 1735 01:24:55,002 --> 01:25:02,401 ♪ Together wherever we go ♪ 1736 01:25:07,189 --> 01:25:09,669 [jazz music playing] 1737 01:25:14,761 --> 01:25:19,114 It's a real live theater. 1738 01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:21,116 With a real live stage. 1739 01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:23,770 Oh, Marjorie May, we've arrived at last. 1740 01:25:23,814 --> 01:25:25,381 [all giggle] 1741 01:25:25,424 --> 01:25:28,210 Louise, look!A real live theater. 1742 01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:30,516 [man] Kill that flood. 1743 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:32,518 It's just like opening day rehearsals used to be. 1744 01:25:32,562 --> 01:25:33,911 Mama's gonna love it. 1745 01:25:33,954 --> 01:25:35,739 [man] Will you kill that flood? 1746 01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:37,523 [man #2] Will you shut your hole? 1747 01:25:37,567 --> 01:25:39,917 She isn't gonna love that. 1748 01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:41,353 Or that. 1749 01:25:41,397 --> 01:25:45,140 ♪♪ 1750 01:25:47,403 --> 01:25:50,188 What kind of an act is that? 1751 01:25:50,232 --> 01:25:52,930 Okay, jailbait. You the Hollywood Blondes? 1752 01:25:52,973 --> 01:25:54,018 Yes--You're late. 1753 01:25:54,061 --> 01:25:55,411 Our car broke down--Skip it. 1754 01:25:55,454 --> 01:25:57,195 Now some of you dogs can use this dressing room. 1755 01:25:57,239 --> 01:25:58,762 The rest-- the one up there. 1756 01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:00,546 This one you share with Tessie Tura the Texas Twirler. 1757 01:26:00,590 --> 01:26:02,766 My mother doesn't--That one with Mazeppa, 1758 01:26:02,809 --> 01:26:04,811 Revolution in Dance. 1759 01:26:04,855 --> 01:26:05,856 Shake it up. 1760 01:26:07,510 --> 01:26:09,555 Oh... 1761 01:26:09,599 --> 01:26:13,342 So you're the act that's supposed to keep the cops out? 1762 01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:15,779 [chuckles] 1763 01:26:15,822 --> 01:26:17,824 You must be lousy. 1764 01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:23,265 It's a real live theater, all right. 1765 01:26:23,308 --> 01:26:26,659 He reminds me of my brother. 1766 01:26:26,703 --> 01:26:28,661 Oh, Amanda, don't start sniveling now. 1767 01:26:28,705 --> 01:26:30,359 Come on, grab the cow 1768 01:26:30,402 --> 01:26:32,056 and anything else you can carry and go in there. 1769 01:26:32,099 --> 01:26:33,753 Marjorie May, why don't you take the other girls 1770 01:26:33,797 --> 01:26:36,974 into the second room and start unpacking? 1771 01:26:37,017 --> 01:26:39,846 [assistant] All right, come on, let's wrap this rehearsal. 1772 01:26:46,113 --> 01:26:50,205 Ooh. 1773 01:26:50,248 --> 01:26:52,207 Look at this. 1774 01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:59,431 That Tessie Tura must be a very fancy lady. 1775 01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:02,434 She must also be a pig. 1776 01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:06,960 Louise.I'm here, Mama. 1777 01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:08,527 Here, let me help you. 1778 01:27:08,571 --> 01:27:10,964 Louise, we're back in a theater, a real theater. 1779 01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,401 Mama, where's Herbie? 1780 01:27:12,444 --> 01:27:13,837 He went out front to check the billing. 1781 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,404 Good morning. 1782 01:27:15,447 --> 01:27:17,841 [chuckles] 1783 01:27:17,884 --> 01:27:20,060 Oh, no, no, no. 1784 01:27:30,070 --> 01:27:33,160 Oh, it ain't weighted right, damn it. 1785 01:27:33,204 --> 01:27:34,423 It scratches the hell out of me 1786 01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:36,033 and it just don't bump when I do. 1787 01:27:36,076 --> 01:27:39,036 Maybe there's something wrong with your bumper. 1788 01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:41,734 [Tessie] Big joke. 1789 01:27:41,778 --> 01:27:44,259 I'm out there bumping my brains off with no action, 1790 01:27:44,302 --> 01:27:45,738 and she's being witty. 1791 01:27:45,782 --> 01:27:48,567 Hey, you with the neck. 1792 01:27:48,611 --> 01:27:50,656 I paid six bucks for that g-string. 1793 01:27:50,700 --> 01:27:52,528 Now back where you found it. 1794 01:27:52,571 --> 01:27:53,833 Yes, ma'am. 1795 01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:05,149 Get the bags. 1796 01:28:05,192 --> 01:28:07,673 Get the props. Get the cow. 1797 01:28:07,717 --> 01:28:09,022 Now, mama-- 1798 01:28:09,066 --> 01:28:10,589 You don't know what kind of people these are. 1799 01:28:10,633 --> 01:28:11,895 You don't know what kind of a theater this is. 1800 01:28:11,938 --> 01:28:13,462 Yes, I do. It's a house of burlesque. 1801 01:28:13,505 --> 01:28:14,767 A house of burlesque. Do you know what that is? 1802 01:28:14,811 --> 01:28:16,465 Filth, that's what. 1803 01:28:16,508 --> 01:28:17,901 I tell you when your friend Herbie shows his face-- 1804 01:28:17,944 --> 01:28:19,555 Mama, I'm sure Herbie didn't know. 1805 01:28:19,598 --> 01:28:21,078 Not much, he didn't. Agnes! 1806 01:28:21,121 --> 01:28:23,298 He did the booking over the telephone. Agnes! 1807 01:28:23,341 --> 01:28:25,909 Mama, we were all so happy.Agnes, damn it. 1808 01:28:25,952 --> 01:28:28,694 Madam Rose, you know my name isn't Agnes anymore. 1809 01:28:28,738 --> 01:28:31,175 ...Agnes, I want you and the rest of those girls 1810 01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:32,916 out of this hellhole in two seconds flat. 1811 01:28:32,959 --> 01:28:35,092 But, Madam Rose--March! 1812 01:28:35,135 --> 01:28:36,702 Yes, ma'am. 1813 01:28:36,746 --> 01:28:38,356 Wait in the other room. 1814 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:41,011 I'll take the front end of the cow, you take the rear. 1815 01:28:41,054 --> 01:28:42,360 And what bags we can't carry, your friend Herbie can 1816 01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:44,406 damn well pick up and carry by himself. 1817 01:28:47,409 --> 01:28:49,106 Now you listen to me, Louise. 1818 01:28:49,149 --> 01:28:50,499 Just because you think your friend Herbie-- 1819 01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:51,717 This has nothing to do with Herbie. 1820 01:28:51,761 --> 01:28:52,718 You don't know what burlesque is. 1821 01:28:52,762 --> 01:28:55,330 Yes, I do. No, you don't. 1822 01:28:55,373 --> 01:28:57,636 No daughter of mine is ever working in burlesque, 1823 01:28:57,680 --> 01:28:58,942 and no daughter of any woman I know. 1824 01:28:58,985 --> 01:29:00,639 Then, Mama, where are we going to work? 1825 01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:02,511 I'd rather starve. 1826 01:29:02,554 --> 01:29:04,948 Mama, how much money do we have? 1827 01:29:04,991 --> 01:29:06,428 Including what's left of their allowances, 1828 01:29:06,471 --> 01:29:08,125 how much do we have? 1829 01:29:08,168 --> 01:29:10,214 Something will turn up.Well, something has turned up, 1830 01:29:10,257 --> 01:29:12,042 and this is it. 1831 01:29:12,085 --> 01:29:14,436 Mama, we're flat broke. 1832 01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:16,089 We've got to take this job. 1833 01:29:16,133 --> 01:29:17,656 Even if you wanted to quit and go home right now, 1834 01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:19,310 we'd have to take this job. 1835 01:29:28,145 --> 01:29:29,364 I had a dream. 1836 01:29:29,407 --> 01:29:30,408 Mama. 1837 01:29:31,931 --> 01:29:34,151 Oh, you'll like this one. 1838 01:29:34,194 --> 01:29:37,328 I had it over a week ago, only I didn't want to tell. 1839 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,156 I was home in Seattle 1840 01:29:39,199 --> 01:29:41,680 and the cow came into my room. 1841 01:29:41,724 --> 01:29:43,552 Only this time she wasn't dancing and smiling. 1842 01:29:43,595 --> 01:29:46,729 She was wheezing and sadlike. 1843 01:29:46,772 --> 01:29:48,252 She came right over to my bed, looked at me, and said, 1844 01:29:48,295 --> 01:29:51,211 "Rose, move over." 1845 01:29:53,039 --> 01:29:54,301 I'm sorry, Mama. 1846 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:56,782 Why? 1847 01:29:56,826 --> 01:29:58,480 She didn't ask you to move over. 1848 01:29:58,523 --> 01:30:01,308 No, I mean I'm sorry I'm not good enough 1849 01:30:01,352 --> 01:30:03,572 in the act. 1850 01:30:03,615 --> 01:30:06,575 Oh, it's the act that ain't good enough, baby. 1851 01:30:06,618 --> 01:30:09,665 [Herbie] Rose?In here, Herbie. 1852 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:12,276 Rose, I didn't know, believe me. 1853 01:30:12,319 --> 01:30:14,583 I do, honey. 1854 01:30:14,626 --> 01:30:16,149 [laughs] 1855 01:30:16,193 --> 01:30:17,412 What the hell? 1856 01:30:17,455 --> 01:30:19,022 It's only two weeks. The money is good. 1857 01:30:19,065 --> 01:30:20,589 Maybe by that time something will turn up, right? 1858 01:30:20,632 --> 01:30:22,199 Right.You're a nice girl, Rose. 1859 01:30:22,242 --> 01:30:23,592 Thank you.That's show business. 1860 01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:25,202 One good thing-- I bet we got top billing. 1861 01:30:25,245 --> 01:30:26,290 No. We're featured, though. 1862 01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:27,596 Second? 1863 01:30:27,639 --> 01:30:29,598 Actually they had us lost in the middle. 1864 01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:31,600 I thought last was better, and so it says, 1865 01:30:31,643 --> 01:30:33,602 "and Rose-Louise and Her Hollywood Blondes." 1866 01:30:33,645 --> 01:30:35,125 and I'm making them put a box around it. 1867 01:30:35,168 --> 01:30:36,605 They'll use a lot of pictures. 1868 01:30:36,648 --> 01:30:38,824 Forget the box, Herbie. Forget the pictures. 1869 01:30:38,868 --> 01:30:41,610 But, Mama, if--You don't know what they say in the business, 1870 01:30:41,653 --> 01:30:43,699 but Herbie does. 1871 01:30:43,742 --> 01:30:47,050 They say once a Vaudeville act plays in burlesque, 1872 01:30:47,093 --> 01:30:50,836 that means it's all washed up. 1873 01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:52,447 Nothing's gonna turn up for us, is it, Herbie? 1874 01:30:53,665 --> 01:30:54,753 No. 1875 01:30:58,278 --> 01:30:59,932 I guess it is a pretty rotten act. 1876 01:30:59,976 --> 01:31:01,456 It ain't the act, honey. 1877 01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:03,458 I've been telling you, Vaudeville's dead, 1878 01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:04,633 stone-cold dead. 1879 01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:10,465 Well, we sure as hell tried.We sure as hell did. 1880 01:31:10,508 --> 01:31:11,857 Nobody can say we didn't last right up to the very end. 1881 01:31:11,901 --> 01:31:12,858 Sure as hell can't.Right? 1882 01:31:12,902 --> 01:31:14,120 Right. 1883 01:31:14,164 --> 01:31:18,255 Well, I'd better get the cues ready. 1884 01:31:18,298 --> 01:31:19,735 Herbie... 1885 01:31:22,302 --> 01:31:23,956 ...how about marrying me? 1886 01:31:28,613 --> 01:31:29,658 Sure. 1887 01:31:32,138 --> 01:31:33,531 I love you, you know. 1888 01:31:33,575 --> 01:31:34,532 I know. 1889 01:31:34,576 --> 01:31:35,881 Do it today. 1890 01:31:35,925 --> 01:31:37,883 Not while we're in burlesque. 1891 01:31:37,927 --> 01:31:39,406 The day we close. 1892 01:31:39,450 --> 01:31:42,584 It's a deal. 1893 01:31:42,627 --> 01:31:45,369 Oh, Herbie. I do, honey, I do. 1894 01:31:45,412 --> 01:31:47,589 So do I, Rose.Hey, Rose-Louise, 1895 01:31:47,632 --> 01:31:48,851 where the hell is your music and light cues? 1896 01:31:48,894 --> 01:31:50,983 Be right with you.You Rose-Louise? 1897 01:31:51,027 --> 01:31:52,681 Yeah, I'm Rose-Louise.Things are looking up. 1898 01:31:52,724 --> 01:31:55,684 Well, I got a show to open, Rose-Louise, so move your ass. 1899 01:31:55,727 --> 01:31:57,294 Listen, you little punk, for the next two weeks 1900 01:31:57,337 --> 01:31:59,122 you're gonna speak like a Sunday school teacher. 1901 01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:00,253 You got something in this theater 1902 01:32:00,297 --> 01:32:02,299 you've never seen before-- a lady. 1903 01:32:02,342 --> 01:32:03,996 Look at her. That is a lady. 1904 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:05,302 That is also a lady. 1905 01:32:05,345 --> 01:32:06,608 Every girl in this damn act 1906 01:32:06,651 --> 01:32:08,697 is a lady, you understand?Yes, sir. 1907 01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:11,134 Now go onstage and I'll give you those cues when I'm ready. 1908 01:32:11,177 --> 01:32:13,353 Yes, sir. Excuse me, ma'am. 1909 01:32:32,764 --> 01:32:34,549 Oh, sir. 1910 01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:36,899 Won't you give me your protection? 1911 01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:38,727 I'm a lady, too. 1912 01:32:38,770 --> 01:32:39,728 [bell tinkles] 1913 01:32:39,771 --> 01:32:41,773 Hey, the damn thing worked! 1914 01:32:47,866 --> 01:32:51,087 Well, if you ladies will excuse me... 1915 01:32:51,130 --> 01:32:52,305 We're very busy. 1916 01:32:52,349 --> 01:32:54,569 In my dressing room. 1917 01:32:54,612 --> 01:32:55,961 In your dress-- Mama. 1918 01:32:56,005 --> 01:32:57,746 You're damn right it is. 1919 01:32:57,789 --> 01:33:00,096 And I don't like sharing it any more than you do, 1920 01:33:00,139 --> 01:33:03,578 particularly with a troupe of professional virgins. 1921 01:33:04,796 --> 01:33:06,624 We are not-- All right. 1922 01:33:06,668 --> 01:33:08,757 So you're acrobats. 1923 01:33:11,673 --> 01:33:13,762 We happen to be headliners from the Orpheum circuit. 1924 01:33:13,805 --> 01:33:15,894 We were booked into this theater by mistake. 1925 01:33:15,938 --> 01:33:18,201 Weren't we all? 1926 01:33:18,244 --> 01:33:21,030 Say, who made that? I did. 1927 01:33:21,073 --> 01:33:23,293 I make all our costumes. 1928 01:33:23,336 --> 01:33:26,992 Will you look at them ladylike little stitches? 1929 01:33:27,036 --> 01:33:28,864 That miserable broad who's been making my gowns 1930 01:33:28,907 --> 01:33:29,995 must be using a fishhook. 1931 01:33:30,039 --> 01:33:31,388 What do you pay her? 1932 01:33:31,431 --> 01:33:33,782 25 bucks a gown and I provide the material. 1933 01:33:33,825 --> 01:33:35,784 30.But she's new in the business. 1934 01:33:35,827 --> 01:33:37,568 30. Who are you? Her mother? 1935 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,222 Yes. 30. 1936 01:33:39,265 --> 01:33:41,224 I'll get the material after the matinee. 1937 01:33:41,267 --> 01:33:42,529 It's a deal. 1938 01:33:44,444 --> 01:33:48,013 Where's your toreador costume?The girls must have it in-- 1939 01:33:48,057 --> 01:33:53,018 God knows what else they've got in that dressing room with them. 1940 01:33:53,062 --> 01:33:54,063 You know, 1941 01:33:54,106 --> 01:33:56,239 from the way that dame walks, 1942 01:33:56,282 --> 01:33:58,850 she would have made a damn good stripper in her day. 1943 01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:03,899 Hey, Tessie, I'm short a talking woman. 1944 01:34:03,942 --> 01:34:05,422 Tough titty. 1945 01:34:05,465 --> 01:34:07,642 Tessie, the new comic won't use a chorus girl. 1946 01:34:07,685 --> 01:34:10,427 Let him use Mazeppa. Everyone else has. 1947 01:34:10,470 --> 01:34:11,820 [laughs] 1948 01:34:11,863 --> 01:34:13,648 Now, you know Mazeppa's got a gladiator ballet 1949 01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:15,258 just before his spot. 1950 01:34:15,301 --> 01:34:17,434 Then cut the ballet. It stinks anyway. 1951 01:34:17,477 --> 01:34:19,436 Oh, be a sport. I'm in a bind. 1952 01:34:19,479 --> 01:34:22,091 You're always in a bind in this flee-bitten trap. 1953 01:34:22,134 --> 01:34:24,136 I'm a strip woman, slob. 1954 01:34:24,180 --> 01:34:26,878 I don't do no scenes. Now screw. 1955 01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:32,144 Have you ever heard of a first-class strip woman 1956 01:34:32,188 --> 01:34:33,493 playing scenes? 1957 01:34:33,537 --> 01:34:35,539 Well, you play stock in a dump like this, 1958 01:34:35,582 --> 01:34:37,106 you gotta expect to be insulted. 1959 01:34:37,149 --> 01:34:38,890 The work's steady, ain't it? 1960 01:34:38,934 --> 01:34:41,110 Yeah, but you bring in a new star for each show, don't you? 1961 01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:43,199 Tessie, it's just a few lines. 1962 01:34:43,242 --> 01:34:44,461 Fat boy, 1963 01:34:44,504 --> 01:34:45,941 save your bad breath. 1964 01:34:47,203 --> 01:34:49,335 I'll give you 10 bucks extra. Nah. 1965 01:34:49,379 --> 01:34:50,467 Excuse me. 1966 01:34:50,510 --> 01:34:52,904 I can read lines.And who are you? 1967 01:34:52,948 --> 01:34:55,472 Rose-Louise of Rose-Louise and Her Hollywood Blondes. 1968 01:34:55,515 --> 01:34:57,692 Wait a minute. 1969 01:34:57,735 --> 01:34:58,780 What kind of lines? 1970 01:34:58,823 --> 01:34:59,868 You in her act? 1971 01:34:59,911 --> 01:35:01,304 Not exactly. 1972 01:35:01,347 --> 01:35:03,306 Shut up. How are your legs? 1973 01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:06,309 Great, and I'll learn her the scenes. 1974 01:35:06,352 --> 01:35:08,920 Okay, 10 bucks. 1975 01:35:11,227 --> 01:35:13,490 It's money, Mama. 1976 01:35:13,533 --> 01:35:15,361 What's she going to be saying out there on that stage? 1977 01:35:15,405 --> 01:35:18,495 The same burlesque crap that's been said since the year one. 1978 01:35:18,538 --> 01:35:20,105 Say, where have you been all your life? 1979 01:35:20,149 --> 01:35:21,150 Playing Vaudeville. 1980 01:35:21,193 --> 01:35:22,586 Where? In the Vatican? 1981 01:35:22,629 --> 01:35:25,241 You name a big city and we've played it. 1982 01:35:25,284 --> 01:35:28,548 My grandfather says we've covered the country like gypsies. 1983 01:35:28,592 --> 01:35:31,508 Well, you may be a gypsy, Rose-Louise-- 1984 01:35:31,551 --> 01:35:34,250 Say, that ain't a bad name if you ever take up stripping. 1985 01:35:34,293 --> 01:35:35,773 She won't. 1986 01:35:35,817 --> 01:35:38,341 No, but you let her feed lines to a bum comic 1987 01:35:38,384 --> 01:35:39,951 for a lousy 10 bucks. 1988 01:35:39,995 --> 01:35:41,344 That's training. 1989 01:35:41,387 --> 01:35:42,911 She's going to be an actress. 1990 01:35:42,954 --> 01:35:44,434 This is only temporary. 1991 01:35:44,477 --> 01:35:45,740 As soon as she finishes here, 1992 01:35:45,783 --> 01:35:47,176 she goes right back to Vaudeville. 1993 01:35:49,569 --> 01:35:52,355 Back to Vaudeville, my eye. 1994 01:35:52,398 --> 01:35:54,444 There ain't any Vaudeville left except burlesque. 1995 01:35:54,487 --> 01:35:56,663 We know. 1996 01:35:56,707 --> 01:35:58,927 You know? 1997 01:35:58,970 --> 01:36:00,189 You better wise her up. 1998 01:36:00,232 --> 01:36:02,757 She's wise. 1999 01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:04,759 She's a damn sight wiser than any of you. 2000 01:36:04,802 --> 01:36:06,543 Like mother, like daughter. 2001 01:36:06,586 --> 01:36:08,719 Okay. 2002 01:36:13,419 --> 01:36:15,421 It's okay, baby. 2003 01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:22,951 Say, 2004 01:36:22,994 --> 01:36:25,388 whose feelings did I hurt? 2005 01:36:25,431 --> 01:36:27,129 Yours or hers? 2006 01:36:28,608 --> 01:36:29,827 Neither. 2007 01:36:29,871 --> 01:36:31,263 We'll both be fine. 2008 01:36:31,307 --> 01:36:33,875 That's good, because sharing a dressing room 2009 01:36:33,918 --> 01:36:35,398 is like sleeping together. 2010 01:36:35,441 --> 01:36:36,878 If you don't get along with one another-- 2011 01:36:36,921 --> 01:36:38,923 [Mazeppa] Miss Tura! 2012 01:36:42,622 --> 01:36:44,624 Miss Tura. 2013 01:36:47,889 --> 01:36:51,718 I will thank you not to give the boss any notion 2014 01:36:51,762 --> 01:36:55,070 that I would ever play scenes. 2015 01:36:55,113 --> 01:36:59,552 One more disparaging remark about my ballet 2016 01:36:59,596 --> 01:37:01,903 will find this bugle right up your-- 2017 01:37:01,946 --> 01:37:03,426 Please. 2018 01:37:03,469 --> 01:37:05,428 There is a lady present. 2019 01:37:06,733 --> 01:37:08,039 Where? 2020 01:37:08,083 --> 01:37:10,041 Open your eyes instead of your mouth. 2021 01:37:10,085 --> 01:37:12,435 Gypsy, 2022 01:37:12,478 --> 01:37:16,656 meet Miss Mazeppa and Miss Electra. 2023 01:37:18,049 --> 01:37:21,009 Say, you're even younger than I was 2024 01:37:21,052 --> 01:37:23,750 when I began stripping. 2025 01:37:23,794 --> 01:37:26,666 Oh, I'm not going to strip. 2026 01:37:28,668 --> 01:37:30,801 Something wrong with stripping? 2027 01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:33,630 No, I just meant that I don't have any talent. 2028 01:37:33,673 --> 01:37:36,459 You think they have? 2029 01:37:36,502 --> 01:37:39,941 I myself, of course, was a ballerina. 2030 01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:42,639 But take it from me, to be a stripper, 2031 01:37:42,682 --> 01:37:45,033 all you need to have is no talent. 2032 01:37:45,076 --> 01:37:46,861 You'll pardon me, 2033 01:37:46,904 --> 01:37:50,603 but to have no talent is not enough. 2034 01:37:50,647 --> 01:37:53,868 What you need to have is an idea 2035 01:37:53,911 --> 01:37:56,479 that makes your strip special. 2036 01:37:56,522 --> 01:38:00,222 ♪♪ 2037 01:38:04,095 --> 01:38:06,750 ♪ You can pull all the stops out ♪ 2038 01:38:06,793 --> 01:38:08,752 ♪ Till they call the cops out 2039 01:38:08,795 --> 01:38:12,364 ♪ Grind your behind till you're banned ♪ 2040 01:38:12,408 --> 01:38:15,280 ♪ But you got to get a gimmick 2041 01:38:15,324 --> 01:38:17,717 ♪ If you want to get a hand 2042 01:38:20,807 --> 01:38:23,419 ♪ You can sacrifice your sacro 2043 01:38:23,462 --> 01:38:25,812 ♪ Working in the back row 2044 01:38:25,856 --> 01:38:29,077 ♪ Bump in a dump till you're dead ♪ 2045 01:38:29,120 --> 01:38:31,906 ♪ Kid, you got to get a gimmick ♪ 2046 01:38:31,949 --> 01:38:36,432 ♪ If you want to get ahead 2047 01:38:37,694 --> 01:38:38,913 ♪ You can uh 2048 01:38:38,956 --> 01:38:40,001 ♪ You can uh 2049 01:38:40,044 --> 01:38:43,091 ♪ You can uh uh uh 2050 01:38:43,134 --> 01:38:46,181 ♪ That's how burlesque was born ♪ 2051 01:38:46,224 --> 01:38:47,530 ♪ So I uh 2052 01:38:47,573 --> 01:38:48,531 ♪ And I uh 2053 01:38:48,574 --> 01:38:50,489 ♪ And I uh uh uh 2054 01:38:50,533 --> 01:38:55,494 ♪ But I do it with a horn... ♪ 2055 01:39:03,372 --> 01:39:07,071 [playing "Reveille"] 2056 01:39:45,370 --> 01:39:47,155 ♪ Once I was a schlepper 2057 01:39:47,198 --> 01:39:49,244 ♪ Now I'm Miss Mazeppa 2058 01:39:49,287 --> 01:39:53,465 ♪ With my revolution in dance ♪ 2059 01:39:53,509 --> 01:39:55,467 ♪ You got to have a gimmick 2060 01:39:55,511 --> 01:40:00,211 ♪ If you want to have a chance ♪ 2061 01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:02,605 ♪ She can uh 2062 01:40:02,648 --> 01:40:03,649 ♪ She can uh 2063 01:40:03,693 --> 01:40:06,696 ♪ She can uh uh uh 2064 01:40:06,739 --> 01:40:09,873 ♪ They'll never make her rich 2065 01:40:09,916 --> 01:40:10,917 ♪ Me, I ooh 2066 01:40:10,961 --> 01:40:11,962 ♪ And I ooh 2067 01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:14,138 ♪ And I ooh ooh ooh 2068 01:40:14,182 --> 01:40:15,705 ♪ But I do it 2069 01:40:15,748 --> 01:40:19,752 ♪ With a switch... 2070 01:40:19,796 --> 01:40:22,016 [drum roll] 2071 01:40:23,234 --> 01:40:24,801 Ooh! 2072 01:40:24,844 --> 01:40:27,325 [drum roll] 2073 01:40:29,980 --> 01:40:32,461 [drum roll] 2074 01:40:35,246 --> 01:40:36,900 ♪ I'm electrifyin' 2075 01:40:36,943 --> 01:40:39,033 ♪ And I ain't even tryin' 2076 01:40:39,076 --> 01:40:43,298 ♪ I never have to sweat to get paid ♪ 2077 01:40:43,341 --> 01:40:45,169 ♪ 'Cause if you got a gimmick 2078 01:40:45,213 --> 01:40:49,826 ♪ Gypsy, girl you've got it made ♪ 2079 01:40:51,088 --> 01:40:52,133 ♪ All them ooh 2080 01:40:52,176 --> 01:40:53,308 ♪ And them ooh 2081 01:40:53,351 --> 01:40:56,137 ♪ And them ooh ooh ooh 2082 01:40:56,180 --> 01:40:59,314 ♪ Ain't gonna spell success 2083 01:40:59,357 --> 01:41:00,532 ♪ Me, I hmm 2084 01:41:00,576 --> 01:41:01,707 ♪ And I hmm 2085 01:41:01,751 --> 01:41:03,666 ♪ And I hmm hmm hmm 2086 01:41:03,709 --> 01:41:08,279 ♪ But I do it with finesse... 2087 01:41:10,499 --> 01:41:14,198 ♪♪ 2088 01:41:14,242 --> 01:41:15,808 [bell jingles] 2089 01:41:15,852 --> 01:41:19,334 ♪♪ 2090 01:41:19,377 --> 01:41:20,813 [bell jingles] 2091 01:41:20,857 --> 01:41:24,600 ♪♪ 2092 01:41:29,431 --> 01:41:32,347 [bell jingles] 2093 01:41:32,390 --> 01:41:33,957 ♪ Dressy Tessie Tura 2094 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:36,002 ♪ Is so much more demurer 2095 01:41:36,046 --> 01:41:40,137 ♪ Than all them other ladies because ♪ 2096 01:41:40,181 --> 01:41:42,139 ♪ You got to get a gimmick 2097 01:41:42,183 --> 01:41:45,925 ♪ If you want to get applause ♪ 2098 01:41:48,624 --> 01:41:50,582 ♪ Do something special 2099 01:41:50,626 --> 01:41:52,976 ♪ Anything that's fresh'll 2100 01:41:53,019 --> 01:41:55,152 ♪ Earn you a big fat cigar ♪ 2101 01:41:55,196 --> 01:41:57,067 ♪ Earn you a big fat cigar 2102 01:41:57,111 --> 01:42:01,071 ♪ Earn you a big fat cigar 2103 01:42:01,115 --> 01:42:02,855 ♪ You're more than just a mimic ♪ 2104 01:42:02,899 --> 01:42:05,031 ♪ When you've got a gimmick 2105 01:42:05,075 --> 01:42:09,993 ♪ Take a look how different we are ♪ 2106 01:42:10,036 --> 01:42:13,779 ♪♪ 2107 01:42:17,392 --> 01:42:19,524 ♪ If you want to make it 2108 01:42:19,568 --> 01:42:21,570 ♪ Twinkle while you shake it 2109 01:42:21,613 --> 01:42:23,702 ♪ If you want to grind it 2110 01:42:23,746 --> 01:42:26,140 ♪ Wait till you've refined it 2111 01:42:26,183 --> 01:42:27,967 ♪ If you want to bump it 2112 01:42:28,011 --> 01:42:30,144 ♪ Bump it with a trumpet 2113 01:42:30,187 --> 01:42:34,626 ♪ Get yourself a gimmick and you too ♪ 2114 01:42:34,670 --> 01:42:42,808 ♪ Can be a star ♪ 2115 01:42:45,202 --> 01:42:47,639 [horn blowing] 2116 01:42:50,947 --> 01:42:52,427 Go to flood and bring in number four. 2117 01:42:52,470 --> 01:42:54,907 I told you we ain't using number four in this show, 2118 01:42:54,951 --> 01:42:56,953 you pinhead.Hey, you seen Amanda? 2119 01:42:56,996 --> 01:42:58,215 She must be packing. 2120 01:42:58,259 --> 01:42:59,477 Ain't your act through today? 2121 01:42:59,521 --> 01:43:02,306 You bet it is-- through, finished, over. 2122 01:43:02,350 --> 01:43:04,221 Hey, I've been hunting all over for you. 2123 01:43:04,265 --> 01:43:05,396 Here. 2124 01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:07,181 Oh, Herbie. 2125 01:43:07,224 --> 01:43:08,704 It's like for a funeral. 2126 01:43:08,747 --> 01:43:10,358 It's for the wedding. 2127 01:43:10,401 --> 01:43:13,665 Madam Rose and I want you to be bridesmaid, Amanda. 2128 01:43:13,709 --> 01:43:15,319 No, it's Agnes again. 2129 01:43:15,363 --> 01:43:17,365 You'll be happier as Agnes, Amanda. 2130 01:43:17,408 --> 01:43:19,497 Oh, you're leaving? 2131 01:43:19,541 --> 01:43:23,066 Yeah, I have to go home and let my hair grow out. 2132 01:43:23,109 --> 01:43:25,111 Oh, you poor kid. 2133 01:43:25,155 --> 01:43:26,112 [assistant] Come on, Tessie. 2134 01:43:26,156 --> 01:43:27,462 Shake it up. 2135 01:43:27,505 --> 01:43:30,682 Well, for the last time-- 2136 01:43:30,726 --> 01:43:32,249 ♪ Meet you around the corner... ♪ 2137 01:43:32,293 --> 01:43:35,383 ♪ In a half hour ♪ 2138 01:43:35,426 --> 01:43:37,820 [crying] Oh... 2139 01:43:37,863 --> 01:43:39,387 Tessie!Tessie. 2140 01:43:39,430 --> 01:43:42,085 I'm coming, you creep. 2141 01:43:42,128 --> 01:43:45,393 [announcer on mic] And now, Miss Tessie Tura. 2142 01:43:45,436 --> 01:43:47,917 [men whistling] 2143 01:43:49,440 --> 01:43:51,921 [applause] 2144 01:43:54,358 --> 01:43:55,707 Why aren't you nervous? 2145 01:43:55,751 --> 01:43:58,188 I've never been so nervous in my whole life. 2146 01:43:58,232 --> 01:44:00,190 You've never been married before. 2147 01:44:00,234 --> 01:44:01,365 Well, your mother's never been married before 2148 01:44:01,409 --> 01:44:02,671 like she's gonna be this time-- 2149 01:44:02,714 --> 01:44:04,194 for keeps and forever, to me. 2150 01:44:04,238 --> 01:44:06,327 Honey, ain't you a little bit nervous? Sure. 2151 01:44:06,370 --> 01:44:08,851 I don't know why the hell I stay in this business. 2152 01:44:08,894 --> 01:44:10,287 If it ain't one damn headache, it's another. 2153 01:44:10,331 --> 01:44:12,376 Shh, they can hear you out front. 2154 01:44:12,420 --> 01:44:14,770 It's my theater, ain't it? Let 'em. 2155 01:44:14,813 --> 01:44:16,859 [owner] Last show, no talking woman. 2156 01:44:16,902 --> 01:44:18,948 The show before that-- no second banana. 2157 01:44:18,991 --> 01:44:20,384 If that crazy broad wasn't here, 2158 01:44:20,428 --> 01:44:22,125 why did you start the performance? 2159 01:44:22,168 --> 01:44:23,953 [assistant] She don't go on till next to closing. 2160 01:44:23,996 --> 01:44:26,521 She said she was only going next door to the drugstore. 2161 01:44:26,564 --> 01:44:28,174 [owner] What was she arrested for? Shoplifting? 2162 01:44:28,218 --> 01:44:29,654 [assistant] No, soliciting. 2163 01:44:29,698 --> 01:44:32,744 [owner] She always was greedy. Cut the spot. 2164 01:44:32,788 --> 01:44:34,137 Do you think we ought to invite the minister out 2165 01:44:34,180 --> 01:44:35,269 for a drink after? 2166 01:44:35,312 --> 01:44:36,270 [assistant] It's the star strip. 2167 01:44:36,313 --> 01:44:37,532 [owner] Cut it. 2168 01:44:37,575 --> 01:44:39,011 They'll yell murder if it's the same act 2169 01:44:39,055 --> 01:44:40,535 they've been seeing for the past eight weeks. 2170 01:44:40,578 --> 01:44:41,666 The star's the novelty. 2171 01:44:41,710 --> 01:44:42,798 And what do you want I should do? 2172 01:44:42,841 --> 01:44:44,930 Let you strip? 2173 01:44:47,498 --> 01:44:48,978 My daughter can do it. 2174 01:44:49,021 --> 01:44:51,328 Rose-Louise. Since when? 2175 01:44:51,372 --> 01:44:53,809 Ever since she's been here to see how little there is to it. 2176 01:44:53,852 --> 01:44:55,985 She didn't look bad in them scenes. 2177 01:44:56,028 --> 01:44:57,508 She'll look great in her own gowns. 2178 01:44:57,552 --> 01:44:58,509 [assistant] What's the gimmick? 2179 01:44:58,553 --> 01:45:00,076 [owner] She's young. 2180 01:45:00,119 --> 01:45:02,121 And you got any better ideas? 2181 01:45:02,165 --> 01:45:04,385 Well, she'd better get ready right damn quick. 2182 01:45:04,428 --> 01:45:06,474 It's the star spot. 2183 01:45:06,517 --> 01:45:07,823 You're telling me? 2184 01:45:07,866 --> 01:45:09,955 That means the star salary. 2185 01:45:09,999 --> 01:45:10,956 If we keep her. 2186 01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:12,480 You will. 2187 01:45:12,523 --> 01:45:13,959 She's gonna be wonderful. 2188 01:45:18,137 --> 01:45:19,791 I knew something would turn up. 2189 01:45:19,835 --> 01:45:21,184 Where's that dress you were gonna make for Tessie? 2190 01:45:21,227 --> 01:45:23,099 It will work perfect for you. 2191 01:45:23,142 --> 01:45:24,579 Well, come on, get your makeup on. 2192 01:45:24,622 --> 01:45:25,841 There ain't much time. 2193 01:45:25,884 --> 01:45:27,321 Oh, silly, 2194 01:45:27,364 --> 01:45:29,105 you ain't really gonna strip. 2195 01:45:29,148 --> 01:45:31,673 All you'll do is walk around the stage in time to the music 2196 01:45:31,716 --> 01:45:33,501 and drop a shoulder strap at the end. 2197 01:45:33,544 --> 01:45:36,721 You're a lady, like Herbie says you are. 2198 01:45:36,765 --> 01:45:38,462 You'll just parade so grand, 2199 01:45:38,506 --> 01:45:39,855 they'll think you're doing them a big favor 2200 01:45:39,898 --> 01:45:41,944 if you even show them your knee. 2201 01:45:41,987 --> 01:45:45,034 Louise, it's the star spot. 2202 01:45:45,077 --> 01:45:47,253 I always promised my daughter we'd be a star. 2203 01:45:47,297 --> 01:45:49,734 [music stops] 2204 01:45:49,778 --> 01:45:51,954 [men whistling, cheering] 2205 01:45:54,565 --> 01:45:56,524 Baby, 2206 01:45:56,567 --> 01:45:59,396 it's all right to walk out when they want you, 2207 01:45:59,440 --> 01:46:01,180 but you can't walk out now 2208 01:46:01,224 --> 01:46:04,401 when after all these rotten years we're still a flop. 2209 01:46:04,445 --> 01:46:05,794 That's quitting. 2210 01:46:05,837 --> 01:46:08,840 We can't quit because we're a flop. 2211 01:46:08,884 --> 01:46:11,539 Louise, don't be like June. 2212 01:46:11,582 --> 01:46:13,541 Just do this so we can-- 2213 01:46:13,584 --> 01:46:16,413 we walk away proud because we made it-- 2214 01:46:16,457 --> 01:46:18,067 maybe only in burlesque, 2215 01:46:18,110 --> 01:46:20,417 maybe only a second-rate burlesque at that-- 2216 01:46:20,461 --> 01:46:23,551 but let's walk away... 2217 01:46:23,594 --> 01:46:25,248 a star. 2218 01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:36,215 There ain't enough time to finish the dress, 2219 01:46:36,259 --> 01:46:37,695 but we can pin it. 2220 01:46:37,739 --> 01:46:40,655 Hey, here's some material for extra panels. 2221 01:46:40,698 --> 01:46:42,874 Didn't I tell you you were born lucky? 2222 01:46:42,918 --> 01:46:44,876 You can unpin them and drop them every once in a while 2223 01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:47,139 so they think you're taking something off. 2224 01:46:47,183 --> 01:46:51,361 Not too much makeup, baby-- young and girlish, pure. 2225 01:46:51,405 --> 01:46:54,582 Don't smear that junk all over your face like they do. 2226 01:46:54,625 --> 01:46:56,714 You keep your mouth the way the lord made it. 2227 01:46:56,758 --> 01:46:58,977 No rouge, no beauty marks. 2228 01:46:59,021 --> 01:47:00,457 You be a lady-- 2229 01:47:00,501 --> 01:47:02,677 grand, elegant, 2230 01:47:02,720 --> 01:47:05,462 with a classy, ladylike walk. 2231 01:47:05,506 --> 01:47:07,029 Shoes. 2232 01:47:07,072 --> 01:47:09,205 Oh, my god, shoes. 2233 01:47:09,248 --> 01:47:11,555 Well, you could wear these-- 2234 01:47:11,599 --> 01:47:14,384 these old silver ones I borrowed from Tessie. 2235 01:47:14,428 --> 01:47:16,038 They'll do for this performance. 2236 01:47:16,081 --> 01:47:18,823 Come on, get into them. 2237 01:47:18,867 --> 01:47:21,304 Oh, no, your hair's all wrong. 2238 01:47:21,347 --> 01:47:22,958 You can't let it just hang there like spaghetti. 2239 01:47:23,001 --> 01:47:24,612 Put it up. 2240 01:47:24,655 --> 01:47:25,613 It's got to have class. 2241 01:47:25,656 --> 01:47:27,049 Fluff it up in the front. 2242 01:47:27,092 --> 01:47:28,920 Thank God the Lord gave us good color 2243 01:47:28,964 --> 01:47:30,618 and that you washed it this morning. 2244 01:47:30,661 --> 01:47:34,709 Say, maybe we should put in a couple of feathers, huh? 2245 01:47:34,752 --> 01:47:36,232 No, that's what they all do. 2246 01:47:36,275 --> 01:47:38,626 Jewelry, jewelry. 2247 01:47:38,669 --> 01:47:40,149 No, let Tessie and the others 2248 01:47:40,192 --> 01:47:41,542 wear all the vulgar junk they want. 2249 01:47:41,585 --> 01:47:43,979 She almost ready? She goes on in five minutes. 2250 01:47:44,022 --> 01:47:47,069 She'll be there. She'll be there. 2251 01:47:47,112 --> 01:47:49,114 Come on. Get into the dress. 2252 01:47:54,293 --> 01:47:56,513 What are these? 2253 01:47:56,557 --> 01:47:58,080 Oh. 2254 01:47:58,123 --> 01:48:00,343 My wedding present from Tessie. 2255 01:48:00,386 --> 01:48:03,041 Good for a lady. Yeah, wear them. 2256 01:48:03,085 --> 01:48:04,390 Let's see, what else? 2257 01:48:04,434 --> 01:48:05,609 Music! 2258 01:48:05,653 --> 01:48:10,179 Hmm, Spanish, cow, military-- no. 2259 01:48:10,222 --> 01:48:11,833 Say-- 2260 01:48:11,876 --> 01:48:14,488 Say, you can do June's "Let Me Entertain You" number. 2261 01:48:14,531 --> 01:48:16,664 I'll mark it for the conductor to repeat two choruses slow-- 2262 01:48:16,707 --> 01:48:17,969 No, 2 1/2 choruses. 2263 01:48:18,013 --> 01:48:19,493 And sing out, Louise. 2264 01:48:19,536 --> 01:48:21,669 You just walk and dip. My girl's a lady. 2265 01:48:21,712 --> 01:48:24,846 Make them beg for more and then don't give it to 'em. 2266 01:48:26,978 --> 01:48:28,980 Let's see, anything else? 2267 01:48:35,726 --> 01:48:38,947 Where you been? Out front? 2268 01:48:38,990 --> 01:48:41,950 No, I got sick to my stomach and threw up. 2269 01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:44,779 But you feel better now? 2270 01:48:44,822 --> 01:48:46,563 No. 2271 01:48:46,607 --> 01:48:48,391 Herbie, I had to. 2272 01:48:51,176 --> 01:48:53,222 That's why I'm leaving. 2273 01:48:55,746 --> 01:48:57,922 I apologize. 2274 01:48:57,966 --> 01:48:59,141 No, let me, 2275 01:48:59,184 --> 01:49:01,099 for my resemblance to a mouse-- 2276 01:49:01,143 --> 01:49:03,101 no, to a worm, the way I've crawled after you. 2277 01:49:03,145 --> 01:49:04,929 No more, Rose. I won't. 2278 01:49:04,973 --> 01:49:06,452 I was even going to crawl away from you 2279 01:49:06,496 --> 01:49:08,411 because my stomach started to turn over at the idea 2280 01:49:08,454 --> 01:49:11,457 of coming back and telling you we're finished. 2281 01:49:11,501 --> 01:49:13,895 Tell me tomorrow after we're married. 2282 01:49:13,938 --> 01:49:15,374 We're never getting married. 2283 01:49:15,418 --> 01:49:16,898 Sure, we are, first thing in the morning. 2284 01:49:16,941 --> 01:49:20,031 Never! Not if you got down on your knees and begged. 2285 01:49:20,075 --> 01:49:21,293 Oh, I still love you, 2286 01:49:21,337 --> 01:49:23,034 but all the vows from here to doomsday-- 2287 01:49:23,078 --> 01:49:24,340 they couldn't make you a wife. 2288 01:49:24,383 --> 01:49:25,559 I want a wife. 2289 01:49:25,602 --> 01:49:27,082 I'm gonna be a man if it kills me. 2290 01:49:27,125 --> 01:49:29,345 So you're killing me. 2291 01:49:29,388 --> 01:49:31,434 Nobody can kill you. 2292 01:49:31,477 --> 01:49:33,349 You're jealous, 2293 01:49:33,392 --> 01:49:35,830 just like every man I've ever known, 2294 01:49:35,873 --> 01:49:38,267 jealous because my girls come first. 2295 01:49:38,310 --> 01:49:39,747 Well, they always did and they always will. 2296 01:49:39,790 --> 01:49:42,358 Then why did June leave?I don't wanna hear her name. 2297 01:49:42,401 --> 01:49:44,969 She didn't want the act any more than Louise wants this. 2298 01:49:45,013 --> 01:49:46,101 Louise does. 2299 01:49:46,144 --> 01:49:48,103 She'll leave like June did. 2300 01:49:48,146 --> 01:49:49,365 Never. 2301 01:49:49,408 --> 01:49:50,758 She's gonna be a star. 2302 01:49:50,801 --> 01:49:54,109 She's gonna be a star if it kills you and her. 2303 01:49:54,152 --> 01:49:56,372 She's gonna be a star someplace. 2304 01:49:56,415 --> 01:49:58,635 Where are you gonna be when she gets married? 2305 01:49:58,679 --> 01:50:00,463 She won't be getting married for years. 2306 01:50:00,506 --> 01:50:02,291 She's a baby. 2307 01:50:02,334 --> 01:50:03,814 Sure. 2308 01:50:03,858 --> 01:50:06,121 Anyway, her career will always come first. 2309 01:50:06,164 --> 01:50:07,731 That's right. 2310 01:50:11,430 --> 01:50:13,824 That is right. 2311 01:50:21,440 --> 01:50:24,792 Herbie... 2312 01:50:24,835 --> 01:50:26,837 why does everybody walk out? 2313 01:50:30,711 --> 01:50:35,629 Maybe Louise won't. 2314 01:50:35,672 --> 01:50:38,022 Don't leave, Herbie. 2315 01:50:38,066 --> 01:50:41,025 I need you. 2316 01:50:41,069 --> 01:50:43,419 What for? 2317 01:50:43,462 --> 01:50:44,855 A million things. 2318 01:50:49,730 --> 01:50:51,470 Just one would be better. 2319 01:50:57,476 --> 01:50:59,261 Goodbye, honey. 2320 01:50:59,304 --> 01:51:00,871 Be a good girl. 2321 01:51:08,487 --> 01:51:10,751 You go to hell. 2322 01:51:10,794 --> 01:51:12,840 Come on, get her music to the conductor. 2323 01:51:12,883 --> 01:51:15,016 And you'd better stand by me for the light cues. 2324 01:51:15,059 --> 01:51:16,844 I just hope you know what you're doing. 2325 01:51:16,887 --> 01:51:20,630 ♪♪ 2326 01:51:29,291 --> 01:51:32,598 ♪ Lucky 2327 01:51:32,642 --> 01:51:36,298 ♪ You're a man who likes children ♪ 2328 01:51:36,341 --> 01:51:40,345 ♪ That's an important sign 2329 01:51:41,999 --> 01:51:45,046 ♪ Lucky 2330 01:51:45,089 --> 01:51:47,135 ♪ I'm a woman 2331 01:51:56,622 --> 01:51:58,450 ♪ Funny 2332 01:52:02,498 --> 01:52:05,066 ♪ Small 2333 01:52:06,545 --> 01:52:08,939 ♪ And funny ♪ 2334 01:52:38,186 --> 01:52:40,188 I'll take this to the conductor. 2335 01:52:42,843 --> 01:52:44,279 Just remember you're a lady... 2336 01:52:46,368 --> 01:52:48,413 ...and you are going to be a star. 2337 01:53:30,716 --> 01:53:33,458 Mama, I'm pretty. 2338 01:53:42,206 --> 01:53:44,252 I'm a pretty girl, Mama. 2339 01:53:47,037 --> 01:53:49,518 [men cheering, applauding] 2340 01:53:52,913 --> 01:53:55,393 [jazz music playing] 2341 01:54:02,487 --> 01:54:06,013 [girls whispering] 2342 01:54:06,056 --> 01:54:08,058 [Agnes] She's pretty. 2343 01:54:17,589 --> 01:54:19,548 You look beautiful. 2344 01:54:19,591 --> 01:54:21,463 Good luck, honey. 2345 01:54:21,506 --> 01:54:22,943 Are you nervous? 2346 01:54:22,986 --> 01:54:24,031 What? 2347 01:54:24,074 --> 01:54:25,032 I said, are you nervous, baby? 2348 01:54:25,075 --> 01:54:28,644 No, Mother. 2349 01:54:28,687 --> 01:54:31,125 [fanfare] 2350 01:54:31,168 --> 01:54:34,519 [assistant on mic] Wichita's one and only burlesque theater presents... 2351 01:54:34,563 --> 01:54:35,520 Mama? 2352 01:54:35,564 --> 01:54:38,654 Miss Gypsy Rose Lee! 2353 01:54:38,697 --> 01:54:40,134 Louise. 2354 01:54:40,177 --> 01:54:43,485 [applause, cheering] 2355 01:54:43,528 --> 01:54:45,966 [music playing] 2356 01:54:52,537 --> 01:54:53,538 [man] Go on, baby! 2357 01:54:53,582 --> 01:54:54,670 [man #2] Let's go, honey. 2358 01:54:54,713 --> 01:54:56,150 [men chattering indistinctly] 2359 01:54:56,193 --> 01:55:00,067 ♪ Let me entertain you... 2360 01:55:00,110 --> 01:55:01,895 [man] We can't hear you! 2361 01:55:01,938 --> 01:55:05,550 ♪ Let me make you smile... 2362 01:55:05,594 --> 01:55:06,987 Sing out, Louise. 2363 01:55:07,030 --> 01:55:08,684 [men shouting] 2364 01:55:08,727 --> 01:55:11,208 [louder] ♪ Let me do a few tricks 2365 01:55:11,252 --> 01:55:14,603 ♪ Some old and then some new tricks ♪ 2366 01:55:14,646 --> 01:55:19,129 ♪ I'm very versatile 2367 01:55:19,173 --> 01:55:21,349 [man] Oh, yeah, but can you dance? 2368 01:55:21,392 --> 01:55:24,569 ♪ And if you're real good 2369 01:55:24,613 --> 01:55:27,790 ♪ I'll make you feel good 2370 01:55:27,833 --> 01:55:31,228 ♪ I want your spirits to climb ♪ 2371 01:55:33,013 --> 01:55:36,190 ♪ So let me 2372 01:55:36,233 --> 01:55:38,018 ♪ Entertain you... 2373 01:55:38,061 --> 01:55:39,454 [man] Let's see some skin. 2374 01:55:39,497 --> 01:55:43,980 ♪ And we'll have a real good time ♪ 2375 01:55:44,024 --> 01:55:46,200 ♪ Yes, sir 2376 01:55:46,243 --> 01:55:50,682 ♪ We'll have 2377 01:55:50,726 --> 01:55:55,252 ♪ A real good time... 2378 01:55:55,296 --> 01:55:57,820 [shouting continues] 2379 01:56:01,780 --> 01:56:04,261 [whistling] 2380 01:56:10,050 --> 01:56:12,574 Well, do something. 2381 01:56:12,617 --> 01:56:13,967 Dip. 2382 01:56:18,754 --> 01:56:20,277 Take something off. 2383 01:56:20,321 --> 01:56:23,019 [audience booing]Mama? 2384 01:56:23,063 --> 01:56:24,064 [man] Where are you going, honey? 2385 01:56:24,107 --> 01:56:25,979 A glove. 2386 01:56:26,022 --> 01:56:27,763 Well, say something. 2387 01:56:27,806 --> 01:56:28,764 Hello. 2388 01:56:28,807 --> 01:56:30,809 [audience] Hello. 2389 01:56:30,853 --> 01:56:32,159 [applause] 2390 01:56:32,202 --> 01:56:35,118 [man] Come on, cutie.Well? 2391 01:56:35,162 --> 01:56:38,600 Everybody... 2392 01:56:38,643 --> 01:56:41,907 my name is... 2393 01:56:41,951 --> 01:56:44,388 Gypsy... 2394 01:56:44,432 --> 01:56:47,043 Rose... 2395 01:56:47,087 --> 01:56:48,175 Lee. 2396 01:56:48,218 --> 01:56:50,394 [cheering]What's yours? 2397 01:56:50,438 --> 01:56:52,048 Barney. 2398 01:56:52,092 --> 01:56:54,224 Sir. 2399 01:56:54,268 --> 01:56:57,793 Mr. Conductor, if you please. 2400 01:56:57,836 --> 01:57:02,276 [music playing] 2401 01:57:02,319 --> 01:57:04,582 ♪ So let me 2402 01:57:04,626 --> 01:57:07,455 ♪ Entertain you 2403 01:57:07,498 --> 01:57:11,024 ♪ And we'll have a real good time ♪ 2404 01:57:11,067 --> 01:57:13,200 ♪ Yes, sir 2405 01:57:13,243 --> 01:57:16,681 ♪ We'll have 2406 01:57:16,725 --> 01:57:19,902 ♪ A real good time ♪ 2407 01:57:22,818 --> 01:57:24,689 [cheering] 2408 01:57:24,733 --> 01:57:26,300 [announcer] The Alhambra Theater of Philadelphia 2409 01:57:26,343 --> 01:57:28,215 brings you our featured attraction-- 2410 01:57:28,258 --> 01:57:30,391 Miss Gypsy Rose Lee! 2411 01:57:30,434 --> 01:57:31,522 ♪♪ 2412 01:57:31,566 --> 01:57:33,220 ♪ Let me 2413 01:57:33,263 --> 01:57:35,657 ♪ Entertain you 2414 01:57:35,700 --> 01:57:37,311 ♪ Let me 2415 01:57:37,354 --> 01:57:40,836 ♪ Make you smile 2416 01:57:40,879 --> 01:57:44,231 [cheering] 2417 01:57:44,274 --> 01:57:46,276 I'm beginning to like this. 2418 01:57:49,105 --> 01:57:51,107 My mother, 2419 01:57:51,151 --> 01:57:53,153 who got me into this business... 2420 01:57:56,895 --> 01:57:59,028 always told me, 2421 01:57:59,072 --> 01:58:01,465 "Make them beg for more 2422 01:58:01,509 --> 01:58:03,163 and then don't give it to them." 2423 01:58:03,206 --> 01:58:05,469 [laughter] 2424 01:58:05,513 --> 01:58:07,515 But I'm not my mother. 2425 01:58:11,388 --> 01:58:14,957 So if you beg for more, 2426 01:58:15,000 --> 01:58:16,480 I'll give it to you. 2427 01:58:16,524 --> 01:58:19,657 ♪ And we'll have a real good... ♪ 2428 01:58:19,701 --> 01:58:23,270 Beg.[audience shouting] 2429 01:58:23,313 --> 01:58:25,837 [announcer] The Diamond Burlesque of Detroit 2430 01:58:25,881 --> 01:58:29,885 presents another jewel in our glittering crown-- 2431 01:58:29,928 --> 01:58:33,323 Miss Gypsy Rose Lee! 2432 01:58:36,021 --> 01:58:37,371 [announcer] The Old Howard Theater of Boston 2433 01:58:37,414 --> 01:58:39,199 invites all you floundering fathers 2434 01:58:39,242 --> 01:58:41,070 to the most spectacular event-- 2435 01:58:41,114 --> 01:58:43,464 Miss Gypsy Rose Lee! 2436 01:58:43,507 --> 01:58:46,031 [cheers and applause] 2437 01:58:57,869 --> 01:59:00,524 What am I going to do when big hats go out? 2438 01:59:00,568 --> 01:59:02,396 [laughter]Use mine! 2439 01:59:04,354 --> 01:59:06,835 [announcer] And now, Minsky's World-Famous Burlesque 2440 01:59:06,878 --> 01:59:09,490 presents the queen of the striptease, 2441 01:59:09,533 --> 01:59:12,536 the incomparable Miss Gypsy Rose Lee 2442 01:59:12,580 --> 01:59:15,235 in our salute to the Garden of Eden. 2443 01:59:15,278 --> 01:59:19,064 ♪♪ 2444 01:59:20,849 --> 01:59:23,373 [vocalizing] 2445 01:59:39,128 --> 01:59:41,609 [applause] 2446 01:59:56,276 --> 01:59:58,060 Pack up your petals, girls, 2447 01:59:58,103 --> 01:59:59,366 and back to the garden. 2448 01:59:59,409 --> 02:00:01,890 [laughter] 2449 02:00:08,026 --> 02:00:10,507 [whistling] 2450 02:00:15,120 --> 02:00:17,993 Bonsoir, messieurs 2451 02:00:18,036 --> 02:00:19,386 et messieurs. 2452 02:00:19,429 --> 02:00:22,476 [audience laughing] 2453 02:00:22,519 --> 02:00:24,826 Je m'appelle 2454 02:00:24,869 --> 02:00:26,784 Gypsy 2455 02:00:26,828 --> 02:00:28,786 Rose 2456 02:00:28,830 --> 02:00:29,831 Lee. 2457 02:00:29,874 --> 02:00:31,833 [applause] 2458 02:00:31,876 --> 02:00:34,662 And that concludes my entire performance in French. 2459 02:00:34,705 --> 02:00:36,881 [audience laughing] 2460 02:00:36,925 --> 02:00:40,624 I've been too busy learning... 2461 02:00:40,668 --> 02:00:42,017 Greek. 2462 02:00:42,060 --> 02:00:44,541 [audience laughing] 2463 02:00:47,457 --> 02:00:48,850 Where were you last night? 2464 02:00:48,893 --> 02:00:51,331 [audience laughing] 2465 02:00:53,333 --> 02:00:56,292 Some man accused me 2466 02:00:56,336 --> 02:01:00,209 of being an ecdysiast. 2467 02:01:00,253 --> 02:01:02,298 Do you know what that means? 2468 02:01:02,342 --> 02:01:04,431 [men] No. 2469 02:01:04,474 --> 02:01:05,432 Do you? 2470 02:01:05,475 --> 02:01:07,042 [man] No. 2471 02:01:07,085 --> 02:01:08,696 Do you?[man] No. 2472 02:01:11,916 --> 02:01:13,135 You do. 2473 02:01:13,178 --> 02:01:14,441 No. 2474 02:01:14,484 --> 02:01:16,486 [laughter] 2475 02:01:16,530 --> 02:01:18,836 He's embarrassed. 2476 02:01:18,880 --> 02:01:21,099 Don't be embarrassed. 2477 02:01:21,143 --> 02:01:23,450 I like men without hair. 2478 02:01:23,493 --> 02:01:25,321 [rimshot] 2479 02:01:29,760 --> 02:01:32,067 An ecdysiast...[cymbals clash] 2480 02:01:32,110 --> 02:01:33,938 is one who...[sticks clack] 2481 02:01:33,982 --> 02:01:36,854 or that which...[sticks clack] 2482 02:01:36,898 --> 02:01:39,901 sheds its skin.[drum beats] 2483 02:01:39,944 --> 02:01:45,341 In vulgar parlance...[drum beating] 2484 02:01:45,385 --> 02:01:48,431 a stripper.[drum beating] 2485 02:01:51,391 --> 02:01:54,524 But I'm not a stripper. 2486 02:01:54,568 --> 02:01:58,311 [drum roll] 2487 02:02:03,098 --> 02:02:04,055 [man whistles] 2488 02:02:04,099 --> 02:02:07,668 At these prices, 2489 02:02:07,711 --> 02:02:10,714 I'm an ecdysiast. 2490 02:02:10,758 --> 02:02:11,933 [music playing] 2491 02:02:11,976 --> 02:02:14,327 ♪ And if you're real good 2492 02:02:14,370 --> 02:02:16,894 ♪ I'll make you feel good ♪ 2493 02:02:16,938 --> 02:02:18,592 ♪ I want your spirits 2494 02:02:18,635 --> 02:02:21,421 ♪ To climb 2495 02:02:21,464 --> 02:02:26,077 ♪ Let me entertain you 2496 02:02:26,121 --> 02:02:27,514 ♪ And we'll 2497 02:02:27,557 --> 02:02:29,733 ♪ Have 2498 02:02:29,777 --> 02:02:36,610 ♪ A real good time... ♪♪ 2499 02:02:39,264 --> 02:02:40,701 [men] Bravo. 2500 02:02:40,744 --> 02:02:42,224 Bravo. 2501 02:02:42,267 --> 02:02:43,965 Bravo. 2502 02:02:44,008 --> 02:02:45,445 [music ends] 2503 02:02:49,405 --> 02:02:51,494 Sure, I saw that sign. Huh! 2504 02:02:51,538 --> 02:02:53,104 If I can read the fine print in our contracts, 2505 02:02:53,148 --> 02:02:55,759 I can certainly read letters two-feet high. 2506 02:02:55,803 --> 02:02:57,587 "The mother of Miss Gypsy Rose Lee 2507 02:02:57,631 --> 02:03:00,634 is not allowed backstage at this theater." Huh! 2508 02:03:00,677 --> 02:03:02,897 You want to know what I did with that sign? 2509 02:03:02,940 --> 02:03:05,595 I tore it off the wall, spread it out on the floor, 2510 02:03:05,639 --> 02:03:07,945 and I set Chowsie III down on it. 2511 02:03:07,989 --> 02:03:10,295 That dog's a trouper. She knew what to do. 2512 02:03:10,339 --> 02:03:13,690 It'd take more than signs to keep me out of a theater. 2513 02:03:13,734 --> 02:03:16,780 [humming] 2514 02:03:16,824 --> 02:03:19,435 That comes down. 2515 02:03:19,479 --> 02:03:20,958 You need something to remind you that your goal 2516 02:03:21,002 --> 02:03:22,220 was to be a great actress, 2517 02:03:22,264 --> 02:03:23,874 not cheap stripper. 2518 02:03:23,918 --> 02:03:26,094 June's the actress, Mother. 2519 02:03:26,137 --> 02:03:28,836 And I'm not a cheap stripper. 2520 02:03:28,879 --> 02:03:32,056 I'm the highest-paid in the business. 2521 02:03:32,100 --> 02:03:34,842 You won't be ready when vaudeville comes back. 2522 02:03:34,885 --> 02:03:36,321 No, I'll be dead. 2523 02:03:38,323 --> 02:03:40,543 Renee, tell Sam he can lock the animals up for the night. 2524 02:03:40,587 --> 02:03:42,937 I'll tell him.Mother, please. 2525 02:03:42,980 --> 02:03:45,635 And, Renee, bring in my press agent as soon as he gets here. 2526 02:03:45,679 --> 02:03:47,594 Oui, Madam. 2527 02:03:50,771 --> 02:03:51,815 Aren't you going to take your bath? 2528 02:03:51,859 --> 02:03:53,251 Yes, Mother. 2529 02:03:53,295 --> 02:03:54,949 Then why are you fixing your face? 2530 02:03:54,992 --> 02:03:57,821 A photographer's coming. 2531 02:03:57,865 --> 02:04:00,345 Where's he gonna photograph you? In the tub? 2532 02:04:00,389 --> 02:04:01,869 Eventually. 2533 02:04:01,912 --> 02:04:02,870 [gasps] 2534 02:04:02,913 --> 02:04:03,871 Louise. 2535 02:04:03,914 --> 02:04:05,829 It's for "Vogue." 2536 02:04:05,873 --> 02:04:09,442 Louise. Well, I'd better get out our scrapbooks. 2537 02:04:09,485 --> 02:04:10,834 Phil's taken care of all that. 2538 02:04:10,878 --> 02:04:13,924 Phil-- ugh, he's a rotten press agent. 2539 02:04:13,968 --> 02:04:16,057 He never tells them we headlined the Morpheum Circuit. 2540 02:04:16,100 --> 02:04:17,406 [phone rings] 2541 02:04:17,450 --> 02:04:19,974 I've got it. 2542 02:04:20,017 --> 02:04:22,585 [brash] Hello. 2543 02:04:22,629 --> 02:04:24,282 [cordial] Hello. 2544 02:04:24,326 --> 02:04:26,850 [laughs] 2545 02:04:26,894 --> 02:04:29,157 It's difficult right now. 2546 02:04:29,200 --> 02:04:31,289 I'm not leaving. 2547 02:04:31,333 --> 02:04:33,161 I'll see you at the party. 2548 02:04:34,554 --> 02:04:35,511 [laughs] 2549 02:04:35,555 --> 02:04:37,295 I promise. 2550 02:04:38,993 --> 02:04:41,517 A bientot. 2551 02:04:41,561 --> 02:04:43,127 A bienwhat? 2552 02:04:44,694 --> 02:04:48,524 I guess I'm being a little much, but, Mama, I love it. 2553 02:04:48,568 --> 02:04:50,395 All right. 2554 02:04:52,180 --> 02:04:53,311 Who's giving the party? 2555 02:04:53,355 --> 02:04:54,878 Some friends. 2556 02:04:56,619 --> 02:04:58,142 In the old days, 2557 02:04:58,186 --> 02:05:01,450 I was always invited first. 2558 02:05:01,494 --> 02:05:04,192 Well, I wouldn't go even if I did have something to wear. 2559 02:05:04,235 --> 02:05:06,455 I've got more important things to do, 2560 02:05:06,499 --> 02:05:08,501 like thinking up an idea for a new strip for us. 2561 02:05:08,544 --> 02:05:10,981 Mother, we're still stuck with that wind machine you bought 2562 02:05:11,025 --> 02:05:13,549 to blow my clothes off. 2563 02:05:13,593 --> 02:05:18,206 Actually, I'm putting in a new number on Saturday. 2564 02:05:18,249 --> 02:05:19,207 What is it? 2565 02:05:19,250 --> 02:05:20,338 You'll see. 2566 02:05:20,382 --> 02:05:21,470 I'll see? 2567 02:05:21,514 --> 02:05:23,167 Let me surprise you. 2568 02:05:23,211 --> 02:05:25,430 These days you're just one big surprise after another. 2569 02:05:26,649 --> 02:05:28,172 [sighs] 2570 02:05:28,216 --> 02:05:29,565 Well, we have to go shopping tomorrow 2571 02:05:29,609 --> 02:05:30,871 for the material for the gown. 2572 02:05:30,914 --> 02:05:32,742 I've got a French lesson tomorrow. 2573 02:05:34,614 --> 02:05:36,703 Oh, well, I'll go alone. 2574 02:05:36,746 --> 02:05:38,052 Any particular color you have in mind? 2575 02:05:38,095 --> 02:05:40,097 Mother, I've already started making the gown. 2576 02:05:40,141 --> 02:05:41,751 Oh. 2577 02:05:41,795 --> 02:05:42,970 Well, uh-- hm. 2578 02:05:43,013 --> 02:05:44,972 Well, I'd better run your bath. 2579 02:05:45,015 --> 02:05:47,452 You don't have to. That's what I've got a maid for. 2580 02:05:47,496 --> 02:05:49,454 Let me do something, damn it. 2581 02:05:49,498 --> 02:05:50,760 What, Mother? 2582 02:05:50,804 --> 02:05:53,154 A million things. 2583 02:05:53,197 --> 02:05:55,069 A million things. I'm not a baby. 2584 02:05:55,112 --> 02:05:57,332 Neither am I. 2585 02:05:57,375 --> 02:05:59,856 Don't you take that tone to me. 2586 02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:01,815 Your sister used to get that edge to her voice. 2587 02:06:01,858 --> 02:06:03,033 I am not June. 2588 02:06:03,077 --> 02:06:04,339 You're not Louise either. 2589 02:06:04,382 --> 02:06:07,951 Neither are you.Oh, yes, I am. 2590 02:06:07,995 --> 02:06:10,475 More than you, Miss Gypsy Rose Lee, 2591 02:06:10,519 --> 02:06:12,477 with your dirty pictures for "Vogue"... 2592 02:06:12,521 --> 02:06:14,305 Mother, that's--And your maids and your press agents 2593 02:06:14,349 --> 02:06:16,003 and your fancy friends with their fancy parties. 2594 02:06:16,046 --> 02:06:18,483 They happen to be--[indistinct shouting] 2595 02:06:18,527 --> 02:06:19,572 They laugh at her. 2596 02:06:19,615 --> 02:06:21,095 They don't laugh at--They do! 2597 02:06:21,138 --> 02:06:22,400 And don't think I don't know that's one reason 2598 02:06:22,444 --> 02:06:24,272 why you don't want me backstage-- 2599 02:06:24,315 --> 02:06:26,100 so I won't hear them laugh. 2600 02:06:26,143 --> 02:06:27,928 Well, that's them you ought to keep out, not me, 2601 02:06:27,971 --> 02:06:29,364 because they're laughing at you, too, 2602 02:06:29,407 --> 02:06:33,020 you, the burlesque queen who speaks lousy French 2603 02:06:33,063 --> 02:06:34,717 and reads book reviews like they was books. 2604 02:06:34,761 --> 02:06:36,806 Turn it off, Mother.You know what you are to them? 2605 02:06:36,850 --> 02:06:39,374 A circus freak, this year's novelty act. 2606 02:06:39,417 --> 02:06:40,462 And when the bill is changed-- 2607 02:06:40,505 --> 02:06:42,986 I said turn it off. 2608 02:06:43,030 --> 02:06:47,600 Nobody laughs at me, because I laugh first... 2609 02:06:47,643 --> 02:06:50,167 at me-- 2610 02:06:50,211 --> 02:06:53,649 me from Seattle, 2611 02:06:53,693 --> 02:06:55,695 me with no education, 2612 02:06:55,738 --> 02:06:58,001 me with no talent, 2613 02:06:58,045 --> 02:07:01,788 as you've kept reminding me my whole life. 2614 02:07:01,831 --> 02:07:05,356 Well, look at me now-- 2615 02:07:05,400 --> 02:07:07,445 a star. 2616 02:07:07,489 --> 02:07:09,534 Look at how I live. 2617 02:07:09,578 --> 02:07:11,493 Look at my friends. 2618 02:07:11,536 --> 02:07:13,713 Look at where I'm going. 2619 02:07:13,756 --> 02:07:15,758 I'm not staying in burlesque. 2620 02:07:15,802 --> 02:07:17,238 I'm moving. 2621 02:07:17,281 --> 02:07:18,979 Maybe up, maybe down, 2622 02:07:19,022 --> 02:07:21,068 but wherever it is, I'm enjoying it. 2623 02:07:21,111 --> 02:07:24,767 Mama, I'm having the time of my life 2624 02:07:24,811 --> 02:07:27,248 because for the first time it is my life. 2625 02:07:27,291 --> 02:07:28,858 And I love it. 2626 02:07:28,902 --> 02:07:30,817 I love every second of it. 2627 02:07:30,860 --> 02:07:33,428 And I'll be damned if you're going to take it away from me. 2628 02:07:35,560 --> 02:07:39,477 I am Gypsy Rose Lee. 2629 02:07:40,740 --> 02:07:42,524 And I love her. 2630 02:07:45,658 --> 02:07:47,442 And if you don't, you can clear out right now. 2631 02:07:47,485 --> 02:07:48,791 [knocks on door] 2632 02:07:51,707 --> 02:07:55,755 Madam,your press agent is here with a photographer. 2633 02:07:55,798 --> 02:07:57,234 Tell him I'll be ready in a minute. 2634 02:07:57,278 --> 02:07:58,801 Oui, Madam. 2635 02:08:02,762 --> 02:08:04,894 [sigh] 2636 02:08:06,983 --> 02:08:09,246 Mama, we can't go shouting 2637 02:08:09,290 --> 02:08:11,509 seven performances of this a week. 2638 02:08:12,772 --> 02:08:14,730 The whole family shouts. 2639 02:08:14,774 --> 02:08:17,559 It comes from our living so near the railroad tracks. 2640 02:08:17,602 --> 02:08:19,169 I'm getting an ulcer. 2641 02:08:19,213 --> 02:08:20,475 You think I'm not? 2642 02:08:20,518 --> 02:08:22,869 Yes, I think you're not. 2643 02:08:22,912 --> 02:08:25,306 And if you want an ulcer, Mama, get one of your own. 2644 02:08:25,349 --> 02:08:27,700 You can't have mine. 2645 02:08:27,743 --> 02:08:29,223 Everybody's got stomach trouble but me. 2646 02:08:31,138 --> 02:08:33,880 Louise, let's forget it. 2647 02:08:35,185 --> 02:08:36,534 No, Mama, let's finish it. 2648 02:08:36,578 --> 02:08:37,666 I gotta go feed Chowsie. 2649 02:08:37,710 --> 02:08:39,668 Mama, you fought your whole life. 2650 02:08:39,712 --> 02:08:41,104 I wish you could relax now. 2651 02:08:41,148 --> 02:08:42,236 You need more mascara on your left eye. 2652 02:08:42,279 --> 02:08:44,368 Mama, you've got to let go of me. 2653 02:08:44,412 --> 02:08:45,848 Let go? 2654 02:08:45,892 --> 02:08:47,676 I'll give you anything you want. 2655 02:08:47,720 --> 02:08:48,938 You need me. 2656 02:08:48,982 --> 02:08:52,289 A house, a farm, a school-- 2657 02:08:52,333 --> 02:08:53,508 a dramatic school for kids. 2658 02:08:53,551 --> 02:08:55,075 You were always great with kids. 2659 02:08:55,118 --> 02:08:56,772 I am a pro, 2660 02:08:56,816 --> 02:08:58,774 not an old workhorse you can turn out to pasture 2661 02:08:58,818 --> 02:09:00,907 just 'cause you think you're riding high on your own. 2662 02:09:00,950 --> 02:09:04,562 Mama, no kid does it all on his own. 2663 02:09:04,606 --> 02:09:06,739 But I'm not a kid anymore. 2664 02:09:06,782 --> 02:09:09,829 From now on, even if I flop, I flop on my own. 2665 02:09:09,872 --> 02:09:11,047 [knocking][Phil] Hey, Gyps, 2666 02:09:11,091 --> 02:09:13,093 what do you say? 2667 02:09:13,136 --> 02:09:14,921 "So long, Rose." 2668 02:09:14,964 --> 02:09:16,400 That's what she says. 2669 02:09:16,444 --> 02:09:19,186 "Don't slam the door as you leave." 2670 02:09:19,229 --> 02:09:20,578 Hello, Rose. 2671 02:09:20,622 --> 02:09:21,971 Gyps, baby, 2672 02:09:22,015 --> 02:09:25,540 may I present Monsieur Bougeron-Cochon? 2673 02:09:27,237 --> 02:09:28,456 Enchante, Monsieur. 2674 02:09:28,499 --> 02:09:31,154 Enchante, Mademoiselle. 2675 02:09:31,198 --> 02:09:34,767 Let's make with the oiseau,kiddies. 2676 02:09:34,810 --> 02:09:35,985 Hmm? 2677 02:09:36,029 --> 02:09:37,682 One before the plunge. 2678 02:09:43,166 --> 02:09:44,777 Fine. 2679 02:09:44,820 --> 02:09:46,517 All right, Miss. 2680 02:09:46,561 --> 02:09:48,476 Just one thing I want to know-- 2681 02:09:48,519 --> 02:09:50,043 all the working and pushing 2682 02:09:50,086 --> 02:09:51,696 and finagling, 2683 02:09:51,740 --> 02:09:54,003 all the scheming and scrimping, 2684 02:09:54,047 --> 02:09:55,744 all the lying in bed nights 2685 02:09:55,788 --> 02:09:58,573 figuring how we're gonna get from one town to the next, 2686 02:09:58,616 --> 02:10:00,575 how do we all eat on a buck, 2687 02:10:00,618 --> 02:10:03,796 how do I make an act out of nothing-- 2688 02:10:03,839 --> 02:10:06,233 what did I do it for? 2689 02:10:06,276 --> 02:10:08,801 You say I fought my whole life. 2690 02:10:08,844 --> 02:10:11,455 I fought your whole life. 2691 02:10:12,717 --> 02:10:15,198 So tell me now, 2692 02:10:15,242 --> 02:10:16,547 what did I do it for? 2693 02:10:18,375 --> 02:10:21,074 I thought you did it for me, Mama. 2694 02:10:30,170 --> 02:10:33,521 Come on, smile, Gyps. 2695 02:10:33,564 --> 02:10:34,957 Show us your talent. 2696 02:10:35,001 --> 02:10:37,133 That's it. 2697 02:10:37,177 --> 02:10:40,920 ♪♪ 2698 02:10:46,795 --> 02:10:48,666 I thought you did it for me, Mama. 2699 02:10:48,710 --> 02:10:51,278 I thought you did it for me, Mama. 2700 02:10:51,321 --> 02:10:52,888 I thought you made a no-talent ox into a star 2701 02:10:52,932 --> 02:10:56,413 because you like doing things the hard way, Mama. 2702 02:10:56,457 --> 02:10:58,894 And you haven't any talent-- 2703 02:10:58,938 --> 02:11:01,027 not what I call talent. 2704 02:11:01,070 --> 02:11:02,898 Talent for the deaf, dumb, and blind,maybe! 2705 02:11:02,942 --> 02:11:07,772 Not an ounce of it, Miss Gypsy Rose Lee. 2706 02:11:07,816 --> 02:11:09,818 I made you! 2707 02:11:09,862 --> 02:11:12,212 And you want to know why? 2708 02:11:12,255 --> 02:11:15,128 You want to know what I did it for? 2709 02:11:15,171 --> 02:11:20,916 Because I was born too soon and started too late. 2710 02:11:20,960 --> 02:11:24,354 That's why. With what I got in me, 2711 02:11:24,398 --> 02:11:27,923 I could have been better than any of you. 2712 02:11:27,967 --> 02:11:31,666 What I got in me, what I've been holding down 2713 02:11:31,709 --> 02:11:34,321 inside of me-- 2714 02:11:34,364 --> 02:11:37,541 Oh, if I ever let it out, 2715 02:11:37,585 --> 02:11:41,502 there wouldn't be signs big enough. 2716 02:11:41,545 --> 02:11:44,897 There wouldn't be lights bright enough. 2717 02:11:44,940 --> 02:11:49,510 Here she is, boys. Here she is, world. 2718 02:11:49,553 --> 02:11:51,599 Here's Rose! 2719 02:11:51,642 --> 02:11:56,430 ♪♪ 2720 02:11:56,473 --> 02:11:58,606 ♪ Curtain up 2721 02:12:00,390 --> 02:12:04,003 ♪ Light the lights... 2722 02:12:04,046 --> 02:12:08,398 Play it, boys. 2723 02:12:08,442 --> 02:12:10,226 ♪ You either got it 2724 02:12:10,270 --> 02:12:12,272 ♪ Or you ain't 2725 02:12:12,315 --> 02:12:16,493 ♪ And, boys, I got it... 2726 02:12:16,537 --> 02:12:17,538 You like it? 2727 02:12:17,581 --> 02:12:19,670 [men shout] Yeah! 2728 02:12:19,714 --> 02:12:21,498 Well, I got it. 2729 02:12:24,501 --> 02:12:26,025 ♪ Some people got it 2730 02:12:26,068 --> 02:12:27,983 ♪ And make it pay 2731 02:12:28,027 --> 02:12:30,029 ♪ Some people can't even 2732 02:12:30,072 --> 02:12:31,900 ♪ Give it away 2733 02:12:31,944 --> 02:12:33,554 ♪ This people's got it 2734 02:12:33,597 --> 02:12:35,077 ♪ And this people's 2735 02:12:35,121 --> 02:12:39,386 ♪ Spreadin' it around 2736 02:12:39,429 --> 02:12:42,824 ♪ You either have it 2737 02:12:42,867 --> 02:12:44,739 ♪ Or you've had it... 2738 02:12:47,524 --> 02:12:49,483 Hello, everybody. 2739 02:12:50,745 --> 02:12:52,486 My name is Rose. 2740 02:12:52,529 --> 02:12:54,140 What's yours? 2741 02:12:55,532 --> 02:12:56,577 How do you like them egg rolls, 2742 02:12:56,620 --> 02:12:58,883 Mr. Goldstone? 2743 02:12:58,927 --> 02:13:00,842 ♪ Hold your hats and hallelujah ♪ 2744 02:13:00,885 --> 02:13:02,887 ♪ Mama's gonna show it to ya ♪ 2745 02:13:02,931 --> 02:13:06,674 ♪♪ 2746 02:13:14,029 --> 02:13:15,813 ♪ Ready or not, shh 2747 02:13:15,857 --> 02:13:17,946 ♪ Here comes Mama 2748 02:13:17,990 --> 02:13:19,078 ♪ Mama's talkin' loud 2749 02:13:19,121 --> 02:13:20,601 ♪ Mama's doin' fine 2750 02:13:20,644 --> 02:13:22,124 ♪ Mama's gettin' hot 2751 02:13:22,168 --> 02:13:23,778 ♪ Mama's goin' strong 2752 02:13:23,821 --> 02:13:25,171 ♪ Mama's movin' on 2753 02:13:25,214 --> 02:13:26,737 ♪ Mama's all alone 2754 02:13:26,781 --> 02:13:28,130 ♪ Mama doesn't care 2755 02:13:28,174 --> 02:13:29,740 ♪ Mama's lettin' loose 2756 02:13:29,784 --> 02:13:31,133 ♪ Mama's got the stuff 2757 02:13:31,177 --> 02:13:33,135 ♪ Mama's lettin' go... 2758 02:13:36,399 --> 02:13:39,185 Mama. 2759 02:13:39,228 --> 02:13:40,708 ♪ Mama's got the stuff 2760 02:13:40,751 --> 02:13:42,231 ♪ Mama's got to move 2761 02:13:42,275 --> 02:13:46,888 ♪ Mama's got to go... 2762 02:13:46,931 --> 02:13:49,543 Mama. 2763 02:13:49,586 --> 02:13:51,197 Mama. 2764 02:13:53,982 --> 02:13:55,984 ♪ Mama's got to let go... 2765 02:14:02,034 --> 02:14:06,125 ♪ Why did I do it? 2766 02:14:06,168 --> 02:14:09,345 ♪ What did it get me? 2767 02:14:09,389 --> 02:14:13,523 ♪ Scrapbooks full of me in the background 2768 02:14:13,567 --> 02:14:16,744 ♪ Give 'em love and what does it get you? ♪ 2769 02:14:16,787 --> 02:14:22,010 ♪ What does it get you? One quick look as each of 'em leaves you ♪ 2770 02:14:22,054 --> 02:14:23,968 ♪ All your life and what does it get you? ♪ 2771 02:14:24,012 --> 02:14:26,145 ♪ "Thanks a lot" And out with the garbage ♪ 2772 02:14:26,188 --> 02:14:28,495 ♪ They take bows and you're batting zero ♪ 2773 02:14:32,412 --> 02:14:36,372 ♪ I had a dream 2774 02:14:36,416 --> 02:14:40,376 ♪ I dreamed it for you, June 2775 02:14:40,420 --> 02:14:43,901 ♪ It wasn't for me, Herbie ♪ 2776 02:14:43,945 --> 02:14:46,556 ♪ And if it wasn't for me 2777 02:14:46,600 --> 02:14:48,471 ♪ Then where would you be ♪ 2778 02:14:48,515 --> 02:14:54,086 ♪ Miss Gypsy Rose Lee? 2779 02:14:54,129 --> 02:14:56,610 ♪ Well, someone tell me when is it my turn? ♪ 2780 02:14:56,653 --> 02:14:58,525 ♪ Don't I get a dream for myself? ♪ 2781 02:14:58,568 --> 02:15:00,483 ♪ Starting now it's gonna be my turn ♪ 2782 02:15:00,527 --> 02:15:02,659 ♪ Gangway, world, get off of my runway ♪ 2783 02:15:02,703 --> 02:15:05,053 ♪ Starting now I bat a thousand ♪ 2784 02:15:05,097 --> 02:15:08,578 ♪ This time, boys, I'm taking the bows and... ♪ 2785 02:15:08,622 --> 02:15:13,453 ♪ Everything's coming up Rose ♪ 2786 02:15:13,496 --> 02:15:18,762 ♪ Yeah, everything's coming up roses ♪ 2787 02:15:18,806 --> 02:15:25,900 ♪ Everything's coming up roses this time for me ♪ 2788 02:15:27,249 --> 02:15:29,773 ♪ For me 2789 02:15:29,817 --> 02:15:31,166 ♪ For me 2790 02:15:31,210 --> 02:15:32,820 ♪ For me 2791 02:15:32,863 --> 02:15:34,343 For me! 2792 02:15:34,387 --> 02:15:36,128 For me! 2793 02:15:37,433 --> 02:15:45,398 ♪ For me... 2794 02:15:45,441 --> 02:15:47,356 ♪ Yes ♪ 2795 02:15:47,400 --> 02:15:51,143 [silence] 2796 02:16:21,216 --> 02:16:23,827 Just-- just trying out a new-- 2797 02:16:23,871 --> 02:16:26,787 a few ideas you might want to use. 2798 02:16:26,830 --> 02:16:30,007 You really would have been something, Mother. 2799 02:16:32,271 --> 02:16:33,707 Think so? 2800 02:16:33,750 --> 02:16:37,232 If you had had someone to push you, like I had. 2801 02:16:37,276 --> 02:16:41,280 If I could've been, I would've been, 2802 02:16:41,323 --> 02:16:44,239 and that's show business. 2803 02:16:44,283 --> 02:16:45,458 [sighs] 2804 02:16:45,501 --> 02:16:48,069 I guess I did do it for me. 2805 02:16:48,112 --> 02:16:49,940 Why, Mama? 2806 02:16:52,726 --> 02:16:54,641 Just wanted to be noticed. 2807 02:16:55,946 --> 02:16:58,993 Like I wanted you to notice me. 2808 02:17:05,434 --> 02:17:07,262 I still do, Mama. 2809 02:17:19,448 --> 02:17:21,276 It's okay, Mama.[sobbing] 2810 02:17:25,889 --> 02:17:27,456 It's okay, Rose. 2811 02:17:32,548 --> 02:17:34,202 Say... 2812 02:17:35,725 --> 02:17:37,771 You look like you should speak French. 2813 02:17:37,814 --> 02:17:39,207 [laughs] 2814 02:17:39,251 --> 02:17:41,078 You're coming to that party with me. 2815 02:17:41,122 --> 02:17:42,819 No.Come on. 2816 02:17:42,863 --> 02:17:44,212 No. Like this? 2817 02:17:44,256 --> 02:17:45,779 You can wear my fur. 2818 02:17:45,822 --> 02:17:47,781 I've got a stole in the box office. 2819 02:17:47,824 --> 02:17:52,916 Well, maybe just for an hour or two. 2820 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:55,876 Say, this looks better on me than it does on you. 2821 02:17:55,919 --> 02:17:58,748 Funny how we can both wear the same size. 2822 02:17:58,792 --> 02:18:00,315 Especially in mink. 2823 02:18:00,359 --> 02:18:03,187 You know, I had a dream last night. 2824 02:18:03,231 --> 02:18:05,973 It was a big poster of a mother and daughter-- 2825 02:18:06,016 --> 02:18:07,496 like the cover of that ladies' magazine. 2826 02:18:07,540 --> 02:18:09,759 Yes, Mother.Only it was you and me 2827 02:18:09,803 --> 02:18:12,109 wearing exactly the same gown. 2828 02:18:12,153 --> 02:18:14,242 It was an ad for Minsky. 2829 02:18:14,286 --> 02:18:17,332 And the headline said, 2830 02:18:17,376 --> 02:18:19,639 "Madam Rose... 2831 02:18:22,859 --> 02:18:25,949 ...and her daughter Gypsy"! 2832 02:18:25,993 --> 02:18:28,300 [laughing] 2833 02:18:28,343 --> 02:18:32,086 ♪♪ 2834 02:19:06,729 --> 02:19:10,472 ♪♪ 182594