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- Bea: When are you due?
- Uh, four days ago.
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- The doctor's gonna be right with you.
- I have a coupon.
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Good morning, Patient.
I'm Dr. Roberts. Oh. [Chuckles]
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- What brings you in today?
- Mm ...
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Oh, snacking on some foam,
are we?
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Or, as it's known
in the medical world, pica,
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an appetite for
non-nutritional substances ...
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drywall, paint,
couch cushions.
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Low-resilience polyurethane foam.
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I-I remember that smell... [Sniffs]
...the taste.
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I once ate an entire love seat.
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[Music]
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Tampa Bay, 1987...
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[Music]
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- Doctor.
- Pica!
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Normally stress-related.
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Randy: POV cams
are latched in place.
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[Grunts]
[Gulps]
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Follow the light, please.
Follow the light.
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[Echoing] Follow the light, please.
Follow the light.
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How long have you been
having these cravings?
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- Patient 6: Mm, nine months.
- I'm gonna add these to your file.
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I've been through two couches,
a recliner, my sister's ottoman.
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- She won't talk to me anymore.
- Mm-hmm.
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I got no friends, no furniture.
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It seems to be causing
some abdominal swelling, too.
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Uh, Doctor, uh, may I?
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- What we do here at Dream Corp is rewire ...
- Yeah, I totally get it.
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Just ... Just rewire whatever it is
that makes me
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want to eat those delicious, delicious
cushions before this baby comes.
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Ah!
Good God!
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Ahmed!
Lead blanket.
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Randy: Doc, I think I have a cyst.
Feels tender.
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Dr. Roberts: You've come
to the right place, Patient 6.
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I know just what to do.
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[Warbling]
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Let's crack open the ol' egg
and see what drips out.
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[Music]
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I'm a woman also.
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[Music]
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2x05 - Woomba
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Dr. Roberts: [Muffled]
Would you look at that.
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It's a possible dermoid.
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- You think?
- What's that mean?
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Teeth and hair.
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[Music]
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One...
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- two ...
- Ow!
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[bleep]!
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Maybe just a hematoma.
I'll run a biopsy to be sure.
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Oh, that feels so much better.
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[Chuckles]
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It's just a cyst, guys.
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- I'll have 88 pop it for my vlog.
- No.
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Oh, don't get him
started on bulbous sacks of pus.
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I love cysts.
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Patient 6, can you hear me?
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This is your captain speaking.
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We have reached
our cruising altitude,
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and you are free to move about
your subconscious.
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I'll meet you in baggage claim.
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[Call button dings]
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[Yawns]
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Really?
Now's the time for that?
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A tuna sandwich on a plane?
Are you that hungry?
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Mm-hmm.
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[Call button dings]
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[Breathing heavily]
[Monitors beeping rapidly]
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[Screams]
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[Echoing] Aah!
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[Airplane engine whirring]
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[Music]
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[Gasps]
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She doesn't seem to be pregnant
in her subconscious, Doctor.
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[Keyboard clacks]
I'm going in.
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Does flying in a plane
still count as a flying dream?
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I'll look into it.
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I'm so jealous of human
embryonic development ...
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symbiosis between
mother and offspring,
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gestating inside the biological
marvel, the woomba.
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Am I saying that right?
The ... the womby?
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The "b" is silent.
Wombs are inefficient.
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[Chuckles] Why would you think
that wombs are ineff...
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My parents are genealogists.
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- Okay.
- Randy, drop me in.
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Randy: Dialing nine.
Locked and loaded.
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[Warbling]
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Ooh.
Ooh.
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Hello?
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Patient 6?
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Hello, Patient 6?
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Whoa, Randy, I think something's
moving around in your neck sack.
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[Scoffs]
Shut up.
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- No, yeah, it is.
- Yeah.
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- What?
- Something's going on.
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Dr. Roberts:
Randy, she's not here.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Creaking]
I'm blind!
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[Echoing] Doctor!
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I'm blind!
Doctor!
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I can hear you.
I can't see you.
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Look not with the eyes,
but with the mind.
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[Music]
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[Crunches]
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[Dinging]
[Screaming]
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[Thunder crashing]
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[Music]
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[Panting]
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[Monitor beeps]
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Hey, guys, I think
her water broke.
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Excellent!
I've never seen a live birth.
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Not excellent, T.E.R.R.Y.!
Should we call an ambulance?
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No, once we pop it and drain it,
it'll be fine, but thank you, 88.
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- No, for her!
- No!
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[Sing-song voice] I'm gonna
see a live birth, live birth!
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Dr. Roberts: Randy, wake me up.
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[Gasps]
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Doctor.
I-I think she's in labor.
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My real concern is the teeth
falling out and the blindness.
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Her refusal to see ...
[Coughs] What's that smell?
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It's her water.
It broke.
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Randy: No, just urine.
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Amazing how asparagus passes
through the body so quickly.
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Oh. Becoming very pungent.
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That reminds me ...
Can hoagies go bad?
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[Gags]
What?
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- Oh.
- What?
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[Moans]
Ew.
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- Whoa.
- Randy: What?
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- Uh, there's a...
- Look at that.
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Uh, Randy, uh ...
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- Huh?
- Ooh.
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[Squish]
Ooh, squashy.
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Agh.
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Bea, check on that biopsy.
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[Sniffs]
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[Clatter]
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Dr. Roberts: Look at the issue,
Patient 6.
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[Breathing heavily]
[Music]
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I can't see.
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[Music]
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You don't need your eyes
in your mind, Patient 6.
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Trust yourself.
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[Hinges creak]
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Spoiled.
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I put all the milk in the cupboard.
It's all spoiled.
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- Help!
- Help!
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- Help us!
- Help us!
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- Please, don't leave us here.
- Help us.
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[All pleading "Help us"]
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Girl: Please.
Don't leave us here.
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No! I'm not...
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No!
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[Panting]
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Fantastic.
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[Gasps]
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Bea: Nurse Ahmed
to the dream chamber.
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Nurse Ahmed
to the dream chamber.
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[Music]
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Hmm. Your hair looks
great up like that, honey.
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Mama?
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Been a while since I've seen
the Chinnamasta ...
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goddess of desire,
goddess of contradiction.
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Have you done this before?
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I'm a registered doula, 88.
It's my passion.
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[Pipe music]
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- Ahmed, prep the epidural.
- Doc.
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Randy, drop me in.
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[Warbling]
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[Panting]
[Music]
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[Scary music]
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All right, point taken.
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[Music]
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Through the mud
comes the lotus flower.
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Turned out it was some type
of African peanut butter.
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[Chuckles] You would know this
if you called more often.
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I'm sitting on your grandmother,
by the way.
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[Cellphone rings]
Thank her for the prayer beads.
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Oh, my God.
Nana.
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Visualize vitality.
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[Roars]
Expose your dependence.
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Expel your cravings.
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This is not the ending of one life,
but the beginning of two.
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[Music]
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[Baby cries in distance]
Randy, pull us out.
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Ahmed: You got this, 88.
Confidence.
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- Baby's about to pop.
- Randy?
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T.E.R.R.Y., make sure it's in focus.
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T.E.R.R.Y.: Randy, please.
I know what I'm doing.
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Okay, guys, uh, I have a level-A5,
uh, lump here with movement.
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- Randy.
- Bit of an anomaly.
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Uh, I just want to thank all
you, uh, twisted cystheads
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out there for subscribing,
and especially Trevor31
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for being a good pal
and, uh, commenting.
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And action, 88.
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[Whimpering]
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[Inhales sharply]
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Breathe through it, Randy.
Breathe. Do it, 88.
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Bea: Don't do it!
The biopsy!
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Let it hatch on its own!
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[Echoing] Don't do it!
Let it hatch on its own!
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Let it hatch on it... Oh!
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[All screaming]
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Oh! Babies!
[Laughs] Babies!
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Oh, my babies!
Come get Daddy's milk!
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- Is there one on me?
- Yeah, your face.
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? Please ?
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? Don't let it get to you ?
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[Music]
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? Even if you don't realize it,
it's still all up to you ?
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? Even if you don't,
even if you don't realize it ?
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? It's still all up to you ?
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Randy: I'm a mommy!
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