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The doctor
will be right in.
Thanks.
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Drew?
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No. No. No.
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Got it.
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(chuckles)
Hey. Hey. Wow!
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That's not your chart.
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No, I know. I know. I was just
concerned for... Mrs. Yang.
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So, how's it going?
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Any, uh, more luck
with the peeing?
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(sighs)
No. No luck.
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I stand. I sit.
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I can't even do it
in the shower.
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All right. Let's take
a look at your blood work.
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Uh-huh.
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Eh.
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Oh.
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"Oh"? What is "oh"?
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Your creatinine level
is through the roof.
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And that's not good?
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Rule of thumb,
nothing in your body
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should ever be through the roof.
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Drew,
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I'm afraid
you're in renal failure.
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"Renal" as in "kidney"?
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Yes.
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Okay. Well,
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any chance
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there could be a mistake?
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I mean,
that girl who took my blood,
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you know, with the piercings
and the tattoos...
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My daughter.
Very pretty. Cool style.
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So, what are we talking here?
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Medication?
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Diet? All fat? No fat?
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Should I be catching
my own fish?
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It's a little more serious
than that.
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Uh, I'm gonna give you the name
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of an excellent nephrologist.
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Good. Good.
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Good. Good.
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Yeah, I don't want
a strip mall nephrologist.
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Excuse me,
I'm a little dry.
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(bottle squeaking)
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You know, when I did pee,
it made that sound.
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Look, I know
it's a lot to process,
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but you really need
to start thinking
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about potential kidney donors.
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Whoa. Uh, what...
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Hang on, you're saying, uh...
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You're saying
I need a new kidney?
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I'd start with family.
They're usually the best match.
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Oh, great, a Republican kidney.
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It'll just help you pee.
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It won't tell you
which bathroom to pee in.
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Well, how about friends?
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Uh, I don't
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really have kidney friends.
I mean,
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I have friends,
don't get me wrong.
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Just not the kind that,
you know, care about me.
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Well, meanwhile, you just got
to try to stay positive.
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(chuckles)
Yeah. How do I do that?
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I drink, but you have to make
your own choices.
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* The more you give
* The more you give *
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* The more you live
* The more you live *
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* Your happiness is relative
* Happiness *
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* But if you're feeling
like crap *
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* It's time to face the fact
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* It's your prerogative
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* Your prerogative *
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* To be positive.
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God,
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I wasn't raised
to believe in you.
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But that's on my parents.
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So... take them.
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(door opens)
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Hey.
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(snapping fingers)
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Maddie? Come on,
honey, let's go.
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Hey, there's my girl.
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How was your week?
Fine.
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Okay, well, get ready
for a fun weekend.
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Got a lot of stuff
plan... Okay.
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(chuckles) Little game
we've been playing lately.
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Ignoring each other.
"I'm ignoring you."
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"No, I'm ignoring you."
(chuckles)
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It's good fun.
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Look, I think she's still pretty
upset with you over the breakup.
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You left me.
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(chuckles):
Drew, we both know
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that you checked out
of this marriage years ago.
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I'm just the one who moved out.
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I'll see you Sunday.
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(clears throat)
Actually, about that.
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I have to bring
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Maddie back early.
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I have to go to a wedding
in Bridgeport.
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Oh, well,
that'll be fun for you.
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You'll get to sit
at the singles table.
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Bet you wish you sat
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at the singles table
at our wedding.
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(scoffs)
You okay?
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I don't know, you just seem
bleaker than usual.
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No, I'm-I'm good. Tip-top.
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Okay. If you say so.
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Julia.
Yeah?
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Look, I, uh...
(clears throat)
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I know I wasn't the easiest
person to live with.
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And I could be,
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at times, closed off.
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I-I just want to
say I'm sorry.
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(exhales sharply)
Okay.
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Thank you.
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Maddie?
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Yes?
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(sighs)
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I... I love you.
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What?
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I just don't think
we say it enough, so...
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Oh, my God, my dad is so weird.
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On behalf of Leslie
and Brian, welcome.
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This night is not only
special for them,
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but for all of us who are
lucky enough to know them.
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This union represents
your committed...
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(quietly):
Do you see that guy?
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What about him?
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We hooked up at
the rehearsal dinner,
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and now it's like
I don't exist.
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(whispers):
Shut up!
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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(priest speaking quietly)
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What are you doing?
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He may not recognize me
from the front.
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I will kill you both.
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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Maybe the top of my head
will ring a bell.
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(dance music playing nearby)
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Drew?
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Is that Drew Dunbar?
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Gina. Hello, hi.
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Oh, my God, I haven't
seen you since high school.
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Aah!
(laughs)
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Yes, it's been a long time.
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Oh, did you see me?
I was in the wedding.
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Yeah, I saw you.
Everyone saw you.
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So what have you been up to?
Tell me everything.
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Uh... (sighs)
okay, well, um,
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I got married,
became a therapist,
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have a beautiful daughter.
She's 12, really smart.
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Ah, kids are great.
Can you prescribe drugs?
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No, that's a psychiatrist.
I'm a psychologist.
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Internet degree,
but still very real.
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What about you?
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What's been going
on with you?
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Um, not much.
Just my boring life.
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Although last year there was
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this one little
misunderstanding,
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but it got expunged.
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Expunged?
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It's like... I didn't do it.
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Anyway...
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Um, I got this job
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driving a senior van for
this assisted living place.
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They are the sweetest
people ever.
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But they die, like, constantly.
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Sometimes in the van,
and it's a mess.
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Yeah. Bummer. Uh...
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Well, uh, good catching up.
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Wait. Are you okay?
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Yeah. Why?
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I am around death all the time,
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and something about you
seems a little deathy.
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Wow, what a weird superpower.
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Well, uh, as a matter of fact,
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I, um... I did just find out
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that I need a kidney transplant.
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I knew it! I was thinking
more the colon area,
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but I was in the neighborhood.
(laughs)
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(chuckles)
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah, well, I'm sure
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it'll all work out.
No biggie, as the kids say.
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Oh, no, it is a biggie.
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I have this one old dude,
Mr. Lopez,
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that I drive to dialysis
three times a week,
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but... but he is old,
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(voice breaking):
and you are still young.
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That is so sad.
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Does that make you sad?
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Uh... y-yeah.
No, yeah, it does.
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Anyway, uh, good catching up.
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Drew, wait!
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Yeah?
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Come here.
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Keep coming.
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I know this is gonna
sound crazy,
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but what if I give you
my kidney?
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(chuckles): What?
I'm totally serious.
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And this is not the wine
talking, or the weed,
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or whatever that pink pill was.
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Gina, you can't just make
a rash decision like this.
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Oh, can't I?
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Who's "Gunner"?
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Exactly!
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Come on, let me do this for you.
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Oh, Xanax.
That was the pink pill.
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We can be kidney buddies
for life. (laughs)
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My organ will be in you, Drew.
Do you hear me?
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I will be in you.
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Oh...
(chuckles nervously)
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Old high school friend.
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Okay, look, Gina,
I think it's amazing
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that you want to do this
for me, really, but, um,
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I've already got some feelers
out for potential donors.
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So wait, are you
turning down my kidney?
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(scoffs)
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Wow. I gotta tell you,
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I'm a little insulted.
No-no, you know,
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I'm a lot insulted.
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I mean, I have given my body
to many men before,
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but never for keeps.
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Stuck the landing.
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I so wish I could,
but I already donated
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both of my kidneys.
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Whose kidney?
You're serious?
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That's just bad luck
for you, ain't it? (laughs)
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My kidney?
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I'd really feel more comfortable
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if I just stick to
doing your taxes.
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Does it have to be
a human kidney?
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What? No.
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GINA:
* I like big butts
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* And I cannot lie
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* You other brothers
can't deny-- Diabetics! *
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OTHERS:
* When a girl walks in
with an itty-bitty waist *
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* And a round thing
in your face you get sprung *
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Cardiac patients!
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* Wanna pull up tough
'cause you notice that butt *
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* Was stuffed!
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Yes.
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Now I believe
you like big butts.
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All right, New Rochelle Medical.
That's Fred and Maurice.
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Wait, just Fred.
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Maurice is on the bus to Heaven.
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Okay, people, this is Fred's
first chemo treatment.
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Let's show him some love.
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(all cheering)
Hey!
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You got this.
Go kick cancer's ass.
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Drew?
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Is that Drew Dunbar?
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What are you doing here?
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I went by the
assisted living place.
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They told me your route.
Get up here.
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Hey, everybody,
this is my friend Drew.
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We went to high school together.
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(overlapping greetings)
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Don't let it go
to your head.
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They cheer when I run
a yellow light.
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So, what is going on with you?
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God, how long has it been?
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00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,032
How long?
260
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,734
We saw each other
the other night; at the wedding?
261
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,004
We did?
262
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:20,140
Yeah. You don't remember?
You fell out of a window.
263
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,242
You're gonna have to be
more specific.
264
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,778
Are you screwing with me?
265
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:29,049
Oh, oh, I think
I know what happened.
266
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,051
You talked to Becca.
267
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,086
Uh, no, it was you.
268
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,855
Mm, it was Becca.
269
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,357
Sometimes when I party too much,
there's this other girl
270
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:41,194
who kind of takes over,
and she's a crazy bitch.
271
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,230
Okay, well, uh,
272
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,967
Becca kind of offered to
donate her kidney to me.
273
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,769
That is so Becca!
274
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,972
How do you not remember?
"I'm gonna be in you!
275
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,340
I'm gonna be in you!"
276
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,944
I don't feel safe right now.
(chuckles)
277
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,312
No, that-that's what
you said to me.
278
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,085
So wait.
You really need a kidney?
279
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,854
That's serious, isn't it?
280
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,089
You could, like, die.
Who died?
281
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,958
Maurice did.
Don't worry about it.
282
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,093
Okay, I'm sorry
to have bothered you.
283
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,962
I'll just get out here.
284
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,232
Hold up a second.
285
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,868
I have two kidneys, right?
286
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,302
Yeah.
287
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,403
Why do I need two?
288
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,105
You don't.
289
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,009
Well, then, guess who's
getting a kidney.
290
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,111
Me?
291
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,046
That's right, Mr. Lopez.
292
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,615
Don't worry, he won't remember.
293
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,490
You're really gonna
let them cut you open,
294
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,059
take out your kidney and
stick it in some strange dude?
295
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,828
He's not some strange dude,
he's...
296
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,032
the one guy I didn't
hook up with in high school.
297
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:56,103
And this is just a blood test
to see if we're compatible.
298
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,404
As long as we're
here, at least
299
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,372
get a prescription
for something.
300
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,041
What are you in the mood for?
301
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,043
I don't know, surprise me.
302
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,678
Here, one of the
old ladies on my van
303
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,314
made glaucoma brownies.
304
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,983
You have the best job.
305
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,921
So, are you at least getting
any money for this?
306
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,323
Or prizes?
No.
307
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,326
Not even a Jet Ski?
You should ask for a Jet Ski.
308
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,162
I'm doing this
to save his life.
309
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,865
I'm like a shining light
in a world that is, you know,
310
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,201
dark and bad.
311
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,402
That's great, that's great.
312
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,039
I still don't know why
you're doing this.
313
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,775
All right, you remember when
I totaled my Ford Fiesta?
314
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,844
Oh, I loved that car.
315
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,113
They don't make
brown cars anymore.
316
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,616
Yeah, but more importantly,
the doctors thought
317
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,918
I wasn't gonna make it,
318
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,655
and ever since then
I've had this feeling that
319
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,991
I was saved for a reason.
320
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:55,929
You know, to do something
more important with my life.
321
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:59,832
I thought it was gonna be
cosmetology school, but...
322
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,769
now I think it's this.
323
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,006
You know what I think?
324
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,140
What?
325
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,279
Eh, it's gone.
326
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,816
DREW:
This is never gonna work.
327
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,786
Even if she gives me the kidney,
I'll probably reject it.
328
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:23,656
Or it'll reject me,
out of spite.
329
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:27,094
So that's it.
I'm gonna die.
330
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,796
I'll never get to walk
my daughter down the aisle,
331
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:34,667
or hold my grandchild...
or see Hamilton.
332
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,935
(rhythmic knock on door)
333
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,171
Who is it?
Gina.
334
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,043
So, what happened?
335
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,212
We...
336
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,047
are a match!
337
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,915
(laughs)
(screams)
338
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,683
Gina, that's incredible.
339
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,820
Oh, I'm gonna pee
like a circus horse.
340
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,089
Gina, you saved my life.
341
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,225
Oh... maybe.
342
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,861
What do you mean "maybe"?
343
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,396
There's just one little hiccup.
344
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,898
My doctor said I have to
give up drugs and booze
345
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,068
for three months
before I can donate.
346
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,002
Three months.
347
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:13,040
Not a problem, I've quit
hundreds of times.
348
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:16,176
And I'm back to dying.
349
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,644
No, you're not.
350
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,047
Come on, I can do this.
351
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,283
Starting right now,
I am quitting everything.
352
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,652
No more partying.
I'm gonna eat right,
353
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,355
get plenty of exercise.
354
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,191
I'm gonna take good
care of your kidney.
355
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,228
That's actually your liver.
356
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,267
Oh, you don't want that.
That is garbage.
357
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,978
Gina, I brought you some
healthy food for my kidney.
358
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,347
Yeah?
359
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,283
I'm looking for Gina.
360
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,151
No Gina here, man.
361
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,287
Oh. Sorry.
362
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,689
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
363
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,692
How about, uh, Becca?
364
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,094
Oh, yeah. She's sleeping.
365
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,598
I mean,
I hope she's sleeping.
366
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,172
Oh, God.
367
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,246
Dude, that was
my breakfast.
368
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,056
Gina.
369
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,791
Gina.
Becca.
370
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,193
Here, have some almonds.
371
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,994
Oh, cool. Thanks.
372
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,766
Hey. Hey!
373
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,901
Oh, Drew.
Is it kidney time?
374
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,703
Let me just brush my teeth.
375
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,275
What happened to staying
clean and sober?
376
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,076
Excuse me, but I think
the bigger question
377
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,347
that we need to ask right now is
who is that guy?
378
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,355
What is the matter
with you? I mean,
379
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,623
do you not understand that this
is life and death for me?
380
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,626
I have a daughter
who needs to have a father.
381
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,628
I know. I know.
No, you don't.
382
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,997
See, I-I knew I
couldn't count on you.
383
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,699
You were a train wreck
back in high school,
384
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,735
and you are a train wreck now.
That is not fair.
385
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,205
I was not this bad
in high school.
386
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,375
You know what, Gina,
you can keep your kidney.
387
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,976
You're gonna need it.
388
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,344
You'll probably be dead
before me.
389
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,012
(door closes)
390
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,084
Your dad's kind of a dick.
391
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,055
Seriously, who are you?!
392
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,960
Yeah, hi, I'm looking
to talk to someone
393
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,762
about getting on
the kidney registry.
394
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,963
WOMAN (on phone):
Please hold.
395
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,299
Sure.
396
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,768
* Ah, ah, ah, ah,
stayin' alive, stayin' alive *
397
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:56,936
Really?
398
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,038
* Ah, ah, ah, ah,
stayin' ali... *
399
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,653
What?
400
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,822
Nothing.
401
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,606
WOMAN (on phone): National
Kidney Registry, please hold.
402
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,143
* Stayin' alive...
403
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:47,354
Okay, Leo, this is you.
404
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,355
Don't forget your prescription.
405
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,222
Got it.
406
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,824
And call your granddaughter.
It's 2020.
407
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,193
Girls can kiss girls.
Okay, okay.
408
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,130
Can I come on?
409
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,367
Oh, hey.
410
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,701
No!
411
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,102
Please, just for a minute.
412
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,806
Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
413
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,277
What are you doing?!
414
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,879
I don't know. Oh! Ah!
Get off of there!
415
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:16,215
Gina! Stop the van.
416
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,618
Stop the van, Gina!
417
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,688
I-I just need to
talk to you.
418
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,991
Make it quick.
Okay, okay. Ah...
419
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,626
(thuds)
420
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,630
What are we, Uber now?
421
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,400
Okay, look, I'm sorry
I yelled at you.
422
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,235
Apparently I lash out
when I'm afraid I'm gonna die.
423
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,170
You sure do.
I know.
424
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,940
And, Gina, I'm sorry but...
425
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,975
I have no one else to turn to.
426
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,712
The wait list for a kidney
is, like, ten years,
427
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,914
and I won't make that.
MRS. FRANCO: You won't.
428
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,716
That's how my Frankie died.
429
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,184
So you want help
from a train wreck?
430
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,953
I shouldn't have
called you that.
431
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,389
No, you shouldn't have.
It was rude and hurtful
432
00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,259
and... probably true.
433
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,330
Now, come on.
Look, would a train wreck
434
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,932
take such good care of
all these old people?
435
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,734
Hey, I'm only 72.
436
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,769
If you're 72, I'm 14.
437
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,941
Would a train wreck offer to do
this incredibly selfless thing
438
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,176
for some guy she knew
back in high school?
439
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,647
It is pretty heroic.
440
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,281
Gina, please,
441
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,183
help me.
442
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,152
I'm out of options.
443
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:32,359
Just say yes. Or kiss.
I'm late for radiation.
444
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,329
Yes.
445
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,931
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
446
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,136
Congratulations.
447
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,639
Thanks. And I'm sorry
about your Frankie.
448
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,275
Don't be.
I'm with this one now.
449
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,720
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