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Hey, what are you doing here?

I'm just here to pick up
my turkey day donation box.

Yeah, what's the name
of this organization again?Needy Families in Need.

Such a vague charity name.
It all feels very sketchy.

Oh, Allison, there's no
organization more reputable

than Families in Need
with Neediness.

That is not the name
you just said.
MARV:
We are officially

closed
for the Thanksgiving holiday.

[whoops]Everyone have a great weekend.

I've got to start prepping a
feast. Why is shealways here?

Just grabbing the
Thanksgiving donation box.

Sounds sketchy,
but I got bigger problems.

I got last-minute
shopping to do,

turkey to brine,
sweet potatoes to peel,

cranberries to soak.

Please don't go nuts
about Thanksgiving.

We are going to like
whatever you make.

Although, the cranberry sauce
was a little chewy last year.

I didn't know
how to zest an orange.

I think I just
ripped up the peel.

Your mom was always the chef.

I was drinking,
watching football and drinking.

Okay, at least let Brad
and me do the shopping.Actually, that'd be great.

Hey, if I can just chime
in, sweet potato-wise,

I'm marshmallow intolerant,
which brings us to

the hot, blonde
elephant in the room.

Um, I have yet to receive

my formal invite to
Thanksgiving dinner.

Want to let her down gently,
or can I do it my way?

Um, Amy, I'm sorry
if I wasn't clear before,

but Thanksgiving's
just gonna be...

Family only, no tenants or--
let's just say it-- Amys.

[chuckling]:
All right?

Your dad seems to be on the
fence about me at Thanksgiving.

Honestly, if it's anything
like last year,

you're probably
better off missing it.

First one
without Mom.
Yeah.
Oh.

Dad distracted himself
with shopping and cooking.

He did all
of these crazy preparations,

and then the second
we sat down...

He lost it.Yeah. And then you lost it.

That dog show
gets me every time.

Little Pekingese came out
of nowhere to win toy group.

Yeah, no transference
there at all.

How'd you hold up?

Oh, I was sad, but, you know,
I held it together.

She was a rock.

Bet she was a rock.

You're always a rock,
aren't you, Allison?

Emotionally, physically.
Look at those abs.

Thank you for noticing.
Please don't touch me.

All right.
I just hope
this year's better, you know?

I can't see my two favorite guys
go through that again.

Not gonna happen.
Pekingese retired.

Hip dysplasia.

Just the holidays are coming,
and I feel like

my dad is headed
for another breakdown.

And Thanksgiving--
I mean, it...

Everything about it is
an emotional land mine.Oh, I hear you.

The tradition, the food, the
highly-restricted guest list.

Yeah, but it's unavoidable.
I mean, what are you gonna do?

Who says? Why don't
you blow the lid

off a traditional
Thanksgiving?

Invite who you want,

eat what you want,
invite who you want.

Make it fun.
You know,
that's actually not a bad idea.

We could call it
"Funsgiving."Oh, I don't think

you have to slap a label
on it, especially that one.

It's awesome. We do steaks
instead of turkey.

Maybe we all pitch in for
a grill that I keep afterwards.

We could even
have it at my house.

You know, fewer memories
for Dad.

Yeah, at ourhouse.
Fewer memories for Marv.

And we can distract him
with some really fun activities,

because that's what
Funsgiving is all about.

Sounds like we need
a high-end gas grill.

Let's not cheap out.
There's a place right next door.

Go nuts.

Uh, did you just steal
my credit card?

You're obviously going to
have to learn the hard way

to zip up your purse!

This might be a very
expensive lesson for you.

You know what's so
great about this idea?

Your mom loves it.
What?

You know, I'm an angel.
I can talk to the other side.Yeah.

I'm going to stop you right
there because we are treading

in super offensive
territory.
I'm sorry.
Shh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. She's saying,
"Hit the triangle."

But what does she
mean by triangle?

Pyramids? Where are
there pyramids?
Stop it.

The Luxor Hotel. Your mom
wants us to go to Vegas.

Please stop talking
about my mother.

I'm sorry, honey.
It's so close to the holidays.

It's inappropriate, yeah.

I don't know why she called.

Since we're going
non-traditional all the way,

maybe we could include...Yeah, you still can't come.

Oh.
I'm sorry, but this is all
about making my dad happy,

and...
And?

You do not...

make my dad happy.I hear you.

Invite contingent
on winning over Marv.

Yeah, see, every time you say,
"I hear you,"

you then make it painfully clear
you did not.

Roger that.

Ma'am? Ma'am?

It's okay.
I'm with Feeds For Needs.

Marv, you're better than this!

BRAD:
Dad, drop the
rolling pin!

This is a kidnapping.Thanksgiving's been canceled
and replaced with Funsgiving.

Not on board with the name.You don't need to label it.

Amy, get out of the liquor
cabinet. Brad, why are you

filming this?'Cause I'm the family
documentarian.

I'm calling this one
Zero Dark Turkey.

Now that's how you
name something.

Dang it. Forgot
to hit "record."

Everybody out. We
got to do it again.

Brad, put the camera down.

Somebody tell me
what the hell's going on here.You are done cooking.

We are going
for drinks at Forties.

The fun starts now.

The fun's already begun.

How can you not see that?
I'm brining.

I'm peeling,
I'm soaking,
I'm dicing.

I'm miserable. I can't get
these fingers apart.

Aw.
Dad, the stress
is not good for you.

Let's get you
something that is.

Alcohol. Wow.
And I'm a doctor.

Yeah, no, I give in.
I can't do this.

I'm in.
Yeah.

I don't want this.

Oh!

Well, this kidnapping went way
smoother than my last one.

♪

Funsgiving--
it's not gonna be like one

of your other
themed parties, is it?

Where a murder mystery
breaks out at some point?

No.

But there is gonna be
a Wheel of Fun.

With lots
of fun activities on it.

Okay, oh for two.
BRAD:
All right.

It's time for me to find out
which one of these girls

is gonna give me
all ten of her digits.

Area codes are a fact
of life now, people.

Hmm.

Who wants a MacManus?

That's my favorite Scotch.I know.

And I also know

that you are a fan
of the juice box.

It's the perfect single serving.

Stay the hell out
of my cabinets.

Oh, Marv, let's start over.

Thought you'd meet me halfway
on that one.

♪

Hi. I'm Brad.
Hey.

Oh. I'm Brandi.
Brandi.

Can't, uh... can't spell
"Brandi" without "Brad."

Well...
Then... a couple
more letters.

Oh. You're a good speller.

Well, I've won
a lot of bees.

[laughter]Okay.

So, what do you do?Uh, I'm a flight attendant.

That's insane. I'm-I'm
an airline enthusiast.

Well, I love enthusiasm.

You seem like an
Airbus A320 girl?

Oh, my God, well,
that's my plane.

I knew you were a busser.

They're good
birds, good birds.

Stay out of aisle
25, of course, right?

Those seats don't
recline as much.

Right.You're laughing

with me, right, not at me?
Just want to make sure.Mm, yeah.

Okay, do Liam Neeson, but
you just get one word.

One word?
Yes.
Um...

[like Neeson]:
Bananers.[laughing]

I'm gonna hit the head.
Cheer up, will you?

ALLISON:
Wow.

You two seem
to be getting along.

Well, we're not all that
different once you get past

the height and the hair,
and the fact

that I'm a celestial being.

BRAD:
Big bro

just crushed it,
got digits.
[gasps]

Who's the lucky lady? I got
to give the sister sign-off.

She went in the other room.
She's awesome. Super cute.

Flight attendant
in town for the night?

What the hell are you doing
here? Close that deal.

No. You don't want to have sex

with someone the night
before Thanksgiving.

Wake up on a stranger's couch on
a major holiday? Not happening.

She's coming back in town next
week. I'm leaving right now.

Sounds like you fumbled
on the one-yard line.

No. I'm taking a knee
on the one-yard line.

Then next weekend, boom,
explode into the end zone.

Gross.I'm not gonna apologize.
That was a perfect analogy.

Okay, I think I'm ready
to go. How about you guys?

Leaving already? I thought
we were just getting started.

Yeah, I'll hang with you, Marv.Just the two of us
without any witnesses?

What the hell. I've already
been kidnapped once tonight.

Marv's in! Come on,
one more round. Is Brad in?

No, can't do it.
I got to get out of here.

I'm working a slow roll strategy
for the holidays.ALLISON: I got to go

prep for more fun, which is
almost as fun as the fun itself.

Okay.

Oh, Marv, your daughter
is a delightful nerd.

Oh, look at you
checking out that beauty.

That'd be super illegal.
Yeah.

Why don't you go
talk to her?

It's been a while
since I've been out there.

Ellen and I got married
straight out of college.

Well, the game's the same.

You're still five
feet of thunder.

Five, six.
Ah, don't quibble
about the inch count.

That's a short man's game.
You're better than that.

I don't know.
Oh, come on.
It's just flirting.

You flirt with me all the time.

I'm not sure you're clear
on our dynamic,

but I appreciate
you trying to cheer me up.

How muchdo you appreciate it?
Did you appreciate it enough

to let a certain someone
attend a certain upcoming,

poorly-named family event?

You can come.
Amy's in!

Amy, you've been
in my room forever,

and that makes me
very concerned.

Well, I couldn't find your
speakers, but I did find this.

Look, it's a box
of all your old home movies.

Pop the corn.
It's show time.

Write it down
as a potential activity

and put it
in the Fun Bowl.

It's just a bowl, Allison.
It doesn't need a name.

Hey, when's my new bestie,
Marv, getting here?
Yeah.

Just to triple confirm--
you are invited?

Because I never got
a text from him.

I grow on people, Allison,
like a delightful mildew.

Actually, I have no idea
where he is,

which is weird,
because he's never late.

[gasps]
Oh, no, you don't think
he's sitting at home

reliving last year's
emotional breakdown?

Thanksgiving is
so hard for him.

Yes, so hard. For him.

Oh, and his phone is
going straight to voice mail.Oh!

We have to go check on him.

How was he
at the end of the night?

I don't know. I left early.

Had a little rendezvous
with the Oyster King.

Who, by the way,
is in a post-coital slumber

back in my
guesthouse.

Is it cool if
he's my plus one?
No.

Okay, I hear you. I'll text him
that that is a maybe.

Dad?

Dad?

Is everything okay?

Why are you smiling so hard?

Hey, Marv, where
do you keep your cinnamon?

Oh. Hi.

Look at you! I feel
I'm owed some credit

for brokering the deal. I
want ten percent of that smile.

It's a good time
to ask me for things.

In fact, anything you see,
really, just take it.

Hi. I'm Marv's daughter,
Allison.
Oh.

Brandi. Hi. I recognize you
from the photo in your dad's...

bed... room.

MARV:
Allison,

I'm so very sorry
that you had to see this.

Well, you know,
you can't start Thanksgiving

any more untraditional
than this, huh?

Marvin Gardens.

Right.

Uh, Dad, could you slip
into something

a little less comfortable?

Of course.

Oh...

[chuckles][phone rings]

Hello?

So what didhappen at the bar
last night?

Did you hook my dad up?No, no, no.

I swear I just wanted him
to flirt.

I had no idea
he'd close the deal.

Oh, Allison,
a real

underdog story played out
last night.

You know what? It's all gonna be
fine. It's gonna be just fine.

It's gonna be
fine, fine, fine.That's a lot of fines.

Yeah, 'cause I'm good.
I'm really good.
I'm good, good, good.

Take it easy.Allison, again,

I am so sorry that
you had to...

walk in on all this.No, Dad,

the whole point of today was
for you to have a good time.

I'm actually really happy
for you.

But not as happy as you are for
you. You look like the Joker.

I can't stop smiling.

It actually
hurts.[chuckles]

Well, Chicago's snowed-in.
My flight got canceled.

So I guess I have nowhere to go
for Thanksgiving.

How horrible
for you.

Brandi, would you like to come

to my house for Thanksgiving?

Really?

Does this make sense?

It feels ill-fated.

'Cause it's gonna be great.

Yeah. It's
gonna be

great, great, great.

Okay, sure. Why not?

Great.Brandi's in.

So great.[whoops]

Okay, I've got
everyone's favorite apps.

Got pigs in a blanket for Brad.
Lo mein for Dad.

Cigarillos
for Amy,

not to be smoked
on the property.

And, Brandi, I
really just took

a stab with this.
But jelly beans?

I don't mean to insult you.
It's really just all I had.

Oh, there's
nothing insulting

about jelly beans. Allison,

come here for just a sec.

Did you see
Brandi's necklace?

It's a triangle. It's
what your mom was going on

and on about. She said
she wanted your dad

to hit the triangle.

Brandi's the triangle.

But then why would
your mom want your dad

to hook up with Brandi?

Hi.Hey!

Brandi?

Hey...Brad.
Th-This is...

I was gonna call you.
I don't have to now
'cause you're sitting

on my sister's couch.
Did you guys talk

after I...
No?

Amy? Did you guys do
this to surprise me?

Do a Thanksgiving
surprise?

That's insane. That
would never be done.

My dad has a huge
grin on his...

face. Oh, no.

Wait, Marv is your dad?

This is just spectacular.

You two
know each other.

Yeah. She was my digits.

[quietly]: She was your
flight attendant?

[quietly]:
Yes.

I think she can hear us.

And I think she can understand.

I'm sorry. I thought we
were on the same page,

doing the old... the old
Thanksgiving Eve slow roll.

I don't know what that is.

I fumbled on the one.

I had no idea
you two knew each other.

I feel terrible.

That's not coming through
that big smile of yours.

ALLISON: Okay!
It's Fun Bowl time![clapping]

Fun Bowl.There's a bowl of
fun on the table.

Yeah.Yeah. And, uh,

Brandi, since, uh, you seem

to be in the middle
of everything

and the guest
of honor,

why don't you go ahead and fish

a fun activity out of that bowl.

Great. Okay.Yeah.

Um...What do we got?

Basketball.Hey, pick
another one.

No.Can't do that.
We got five.

Those would be
uneven teams.You know,

I happen to have,
in my own domicile,

uh, a certain gentleman,
uh, who has moves

as smooth
as the late Michael Jordan.

Jordan's still alive.

Fine. The Oyster King can play.

Just have him meet us
at the park.

♪

Okay.

Amy, Brad, you're on my team.

Brandi, Dad, and...

the Oyster King on the other.

Am I really calling him that?

He's earned it.

Actually, I
can't play.

You know, I only have heels,

so...Well, that seems like
a 15-minute-ago thought there,

Brandi.Hey,

just play in your bare feet.

Great.All right?

Let's do this.

Yeah![whoops]

Need some help
with those?

I'm good.

Oh, look.

Me against Dad. Like always.

Since when?Since always!

All right, see if you can steal
this like you stole Brandi, huh?

Are you kidding me?

Yeah!Come on, Brad.
Get your head in the game.

This is supposed to be fun,
guys!

This isfun. He's playing
an erogenous zone defense.

Brad, I'm open!

[distorted]:
No!

Oh! Ooh. Ow. Ow! Oh, my foot!

Uh-oh.Let me take a look.
I'm a doctor.

I didn't know that.

Did you not even talk to her?

Yeah, it's not good. We
should get her over to the ER.

Or...Funsgiving is over.

It was over when he slept
with his son's date.

I didn't know!
It was Amy's fault!

She was the one
that was wingman-ing me.

Well, I wouldn't have had to
if you had simply invited me

to Thanksgiving
in the first place.Hey, guys,

my foot's really hurting.

Brandi, let 'em work it out.

I just wanted it to be us,
just family, you know?

A traditional Thanksgiving.And I was

only trying to make it different
for you guys this year.

Congratulations.
It's different.

This year we're
going to the ER.Here we go.

Easy does it.

Easy, easy, easy, easy.
Got you, got you,Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

got you, got you. I got you.Ah.

I got you.AMY:
Yeah.

At least one of
you stay. The teams

are uneven now.

Fine. Funsgiving's over.

Aw. Come on.
Come here.

Don't even. No.No. Come on, honey.

Allison, what
are you doing?

Cleaning up this giant failure.
No one even ate the appetizers.

We're gonna be having
lo mein sandwiches for weeks.You've been

running around
keeping yourself busy all day.

Let me do this.
Go. Get out of here.[sighs]

Yeah. Yeah.
Maybe I'll do that.

I'll just let 'em soak.

So what's the protocol for
how long we have to stay here

for your one-night stand?Well, we at least have
to fill out this form.

Last name...

We'll circle back to that.

Address...

I think she said
her hub was Chicago.

She's from Deerfield.
How do you not know that?

She's 33. She
has mild asthma.

Her favorite color's purple.
There's no box for that.

It's like you two
are strangers.We are.

We had a few drinks.
We went home together.

And for a few moments,
I actually forgot

that it was Thanksgiving
and the holidays

and all the sadness.

So I'm sorry
if I ruined your chances with...

Brandi.

I know. I'm sorry I'm being...

It's okay. I-I...
I'm actually glad that you're...

you're out there.
Grossed out by it.Right?

But glad.Well...

Just have to get used
to the fact that we're competing

over the same women.

It's not a competition.

You get one-zip out
of your head.

All right? Get it out of there.

Okay. It looks like Brandi
did break her foot,

and it turns out she's
gonna need surgery.

We're gonna keep
her overnight.

Okay. Thank you, Doc.Thank you.

So what's the protocol
for staying overnight?

Do we both...

Maybe neither?Yeah.

She's gonna be out all night.

Just come back in the morning.
Just... Yeah.

Yeah, maybe bring coffee.
I'll bring bagels.

Come on, Dad.
She can't eat gluten.

[crickets chirping]

Hit the triangle.

Honey, are you okay?

I heard
about the big breakup.

I'm fine. Fine,
fine, fine.

Really? I know how much
you loved New Kids on the Block.

And they were a...

great band.

It's okay to let it out.

Brad, why are you
filming this?!

I'm the family documentarian!

Get out of my room!

I really miss
the New Kids on the Block.

They were a...

great band?

Oh, kiddo.

I am so not hangin' tough, Dad.

Is that, uh, one
of their songs?

[sniffles]
It was their biggest hit.

I miss Mom, too.

Wow. Shocker.
She did not clean up.

Are you okay? Did you just watch
that dog show?

Do not tell me what happened.

I actually am okay.

But I'm starving.Yeah,

me, too. I just wrapped lo mein
around cocktail weenies.

Times are bad.

What the...

Is Amy having a party
out there?Hmm?

Hello, hoopsters.Hey. We didn't expect you
to make up so quickly.

I had the Oyster King
create us a beautiful feast.

Get your jeans
on, Clark.

Uh, I think I left those
in the garden.

Mm.

AMY:
Welcome to

my inclusive
Thanksgiving dinner.

Where nobody has to beg
for a formal invite

or have quick,
unsatisfying sex with Marv.

I'm just guessing, but
it's been a long time.

It probably wasn't
very good for her.

So, all this food you've been
collecting has been for us?

We were
the needy family?

Wow. That is so self-centered.

No, you people
are Beverly Hills doctors.

This food is compliments
of Dr. Allison Fuller.

Honey, you
have got

to learn to zip up your purse.

Happy Thanksgiving,
one and all.

Happy Thanksgiving, Amy.

Please stop snooping
through my stuff.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

This meal before you was made
with love

and without pants.

Let's eat![chuckling]

Start with the
wine, please.Yeah.

Looks delicious,
Oyster King.Pass it around, Clark.

I know.