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LOVE ME
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Do you think it's going to be
you and me?
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When is your dad coming home?
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I'm talking about
eternal love here.
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I don't even know what you mean?
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Do you think we'll spend
our lives together?
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Of course!
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Have you seen American Psycho?
What if he's like that?
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Beneath the handsome,
well-groomed exterior lurks a maniac.
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-Stop it! Where are you?
-I'm spying on him.
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OK... Who's the psycho here?
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Damn!
There's some girl flirting with him.
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I wonder if they know each other.
You should see the way...
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You know what? I'm not doing this.
I haven't promised him anything.
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Fuck! He spotted me.
Damn, he's cute!
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-I'd better go in.
-Clara, wait!
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Don't speak your mind.Don't ruin this.
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I hear you.
- Hi!
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I'm coming in.
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This way? Yes.
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
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-Hi.
-Hi, nice to see you...
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-Sober?
-That too.
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-And nice to see you here.
-Indeed.
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I'm no longer crawling around
in my own vomit.
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-Precisely.
-Thanks.
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-Are you ready to order?
-We're both ready to order.
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I'll have the spaghetti Bolognese.
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I'll have the omelet with a salad
instead of French fries.
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-What would you like to drink?
-What do we want to drink?
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Do you want to share a...
What are you having?
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-Mineral water is fine for me.
-The same for me.
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-Yes.
-Thanks.
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OK. Where were we?
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We were talking about you
getting drunk all the time.
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-Am I ever going to live that down?
-That's up to you.
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-It doesn't happen every weekend.
-I know. I was joking.
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Good.
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Well...
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-So we're on a date.
-Yep.
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-How do we do this anyway?
-Don't ask me. I have no idea.
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Well, I think one starts by
getting to know one another.
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OK. How many kids
would you like to have?
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Whoa! OK.
Maybe not quite so fast.
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Eh...
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I don't know,
but I see what you mean.
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Take my friends, for instance.
They're on Tinder-
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-looking for potential fathers
for their unborn children.
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They're panicking.
They really are.
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There's a desperation to it,
the whole baby thing.
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But I think it's nice to make
time for... Oh, I don't know.
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-A few drinks?
-Exactly.
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-Relax, rewind.
-Precisely.
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-Back to where you were.
-Or at least talk first...
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...before you broach the subject.
But...
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-Do you like kids?
-You just broached the subject.
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I'm for kids.
Not all kids, but...
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-There are kids that are...
-Ugly.
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They are!
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I know it's wrong to say that, but...
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...one of my friends just had a baby.
The ugliest baby you've ever seen.
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I can't look at him. I called around.
She asked me to hold...
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I have to take this.
- Hello, yeah...
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Oh my God!
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Yeah... Mm.
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-When is he coming home?
-Who?
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-Your dad.
-Why do you ask?
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Because it's my birthday
next weekend.
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I was thinking maybe we
could have the party here.
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-You've got really small wrists.
-Aron?
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-I heard what you said.
-Maybe we could have it here.
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-Look, your wrist with one hand.
-Are you listening to me?
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Well, I...
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I'm not sure if it's the right time
for a party.
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-OK.
-Well, my mom just died...
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...and dad is the way he is.
And there's my neck.
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OK, I understand.
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You know I want us to
celebrate your birthday.
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I was thinking we could have a
casual celebration, just you and me.
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Mm. Sure.
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-Where are you going?
-To the bathroom.
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Maybe it's not the right time
for that either.
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Honey...
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Of course we'll celebrate
your birthday.
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Maybe just not a massive party.
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-Really?
-If that's what you want.
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-I was thinking it would be fun.
-Yeah.
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-We're having a party.
-Yay!
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-What would you like?
-A really expensive bag.
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-Anything else?
-Eternal love.
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I think I can fix that.
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I love you.
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Thank you for visiting
our couples massage.
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-Namaste.
-Excuse me...
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-Yes.
-My bag?
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-Yes.
-Yes, where is it?
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-In your room.
-No, I brought it with me here.
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-Yes...
-Yes.
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-And now it's not here.
-We brought it back to your room.
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-No, why?
-It's included, don't worry.
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-You don't have to tip us.
-That's good to know...
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-...but my clothes are in the bag.
-There is a bathrobe.
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-That one?
-Yes.
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-It looks small.
-One size fits all. Namaste.
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Namaste. Well...
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Shit!
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-Nice view.
-Hi, it's you!
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I dropped my card. I'm staying here.
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Well, not here.
In there...in the room.
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We're right beside each other.
How nice!
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-Anita.
-Sten.
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It's not mine.
"One size fits all", they said.
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-A little on the short side.
-Yes, I agree.
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-I hope you get a refund.
-I didn't buy it.
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-They gave it to me at the spa.
-Yes, I know!
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Ah, yes...
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-Have you had a spa treatment?
-Yes, couples massage...
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-...but there was just me.
-Lovely!
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I'm having one of those
facial treatments later today.
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It's what you do
in a place like this.
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Yes. We've booked... I mean,
I've booked a facial for tomorrow.
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I'll knock on your door later and
let you know if it was worth having.
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Yes, do that.
We'll see if I'm in then.
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-It was nice meeting you.
-Yes, likewise. Bye.
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-Not for me, thanks.
-You need a new profile picture...
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...because the one you have
doesn't resemble you.
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-What did he say to that?
-I don't remember.
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I deleted him immediately.
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I'm trying to remember
what he looked like. I can't.
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-A complete blank.
-You're being a bit hard on him.
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It's not easy to pick
a profile picture.
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Because you have so many
nice ones to choose from?
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-Not too cute.
-I don't have any of those.
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-Nor too ugly.
-I've got a few of those.
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Funny pics are not sexy.
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-It's not easy.
-It's quite difficult actually.
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-I've never been out there.
-On the Internet?
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Precisely.
"On the Internet", what's that?
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-I meant a dating site.
-Good. Don't do it!
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It's all about appearances.
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The whole world is preoccupied
with how they look.
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That's what it's all about now,
posting pretty pictures.
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Looking good drinking coffee,
walking the dog, at work...
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What if I posted pictures of myself
alongside a post-birth vagina?
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Here I am looking pretty, stitching
it up. How sick would that be?
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Don't you agree? This new generation
has really lost the plot.
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Podders, bloggers,
streamers, influencers...
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...it's all about appearances.
And here we are.
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I'm a senior physician, and you?
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I'm a model.
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-Are you serious?
-Mm.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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It's not that you aren't handsome.
You look great.
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-Thanks.
-But... A model?
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-Do you have another job besides?
-No, I wouldn't have the time.
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Well, how about that!
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A model!
"The check please, got to run."
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-How would you rate his looks, 1-10?
-Does it matter?
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-I think it does.
-What's the problem here, Clara?
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The problem is,
he's a 35-year-old model.
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Everyone I know would give an arm
to get laid by a 35-year-old model.
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You're talking about men now.
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You would give both arms to get laid
by a Paradise Hotel contestant.
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I'm talking about a possible
future relationship.
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Who wants to live with someone
who won't eat French fries?
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He has to think of his body.
His body is his profession.
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-Oh, for Christ's sake!
-But you think he's cute.
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You won't let that go!
Yes, I think he's cute.
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-He's a model. Of course he's cute.
-I know he's a model!
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-Is he funny?
-Yeah.
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-He doesn't seem dumb?
-No, not so far.
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-He's kind.
-Well, I don't know...
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You were shit-faced.
He drove you to the hospital.
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Then he drove you, your brother
and his girlfriend home.
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He kissed you, even though
he watched you puke earlier.
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-When you retell it like that...
-He wants to see you again.
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-That's what I mean, he's not normal!
-Clara!
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You've been waiting
for someone like him.
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He seems too good to be true.
He's certainly too good for you.
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-That's what I'm afraid of.
-Fear not!
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I'm serious. If you don't want to see
him again then tell him straight up.
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You don't walk out on a date.
How old are you anyway, 26?
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You made him sad. He's a sad model.
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-I don't think he noticed.
-And what was your brilliant excuse?
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-I blamed you.
-You're so damn mean!
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Why is everyone on the model's side?
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Don't mess this up, Clara.
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What? Don't look at me.
You know whose side I'm on.
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-Damn it! It's him.
-Answer it!
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-Answer the model when he calls!
-Fuck! I hung up on him.
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-She hung up.
-Why did you do that?
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-I don't know!
-He's definitely a sad model now.
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Oh my God!
Could you please give me a break!
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A lose-lose situation.
Cute, sad and sexy-
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-but he won't be coming here.
Insanity at its finest!
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Do you think I look younger?
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Well...
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The beautician said
it knocks off 7 years.
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Yes, now that you mention it
I can see that it does.
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She also said, "it fits all",
so you can try it tomorrow.
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Well, I've got a couples package
so I can knock off 14 years.
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-You look nice.
-Me?
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-Yes, the suit and...
-Oh, this old...
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If you don't mind waiting
I can dress up-
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-and we can have dinner together.
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Maybe you'd prefer to dine alone.
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No... Go ahead. Get dressed.
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I'll wait for you in the restaurant.
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-OK, see you then. Bye.
-Bye.
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-Sir, are you ready to order?
-No, I'm waiting for somebody.
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-Ah, your wife.
-No...
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Of course, my mistake.
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Hi there!
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-Hi.
-Am I late?
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-No.
-Good.
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Here you are with an empty glass.
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Oh, this is nice.
It beats dining alone.
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-Yes, indeed.
-OK. What do you like?
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-Riesling, Chardonnay?
-I don't mind.
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Surely you have one that you prefer.
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-Red.
-OK.
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-Red it is.
-Excuse me!
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So... Who are you?
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-My name is Sten.
-Yes, I know that.
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Tell me about yourself.
I want to know everything.
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I don't know where to begin.
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Start at the beginning.
We've got all evening.
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-The beautiful wife has arrived.
-No...
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Excuse me, we would like
a bottle of red wine.
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Red wine, of course madam.
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Red wine. You may like it, sir.
We have an exquisite one.
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Just one second.
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"We have an exquisite one."
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Have I done something wrong?
235
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,000
Elsa would like these,
don't you think?
236
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,200
When I have a full-time job maybe.
237
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:44,680
Picasso once said he'd like to live
like a poor man with lots of money.
238
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:49,000
I like that. I mean, it's not
about the money as such.
239
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:54,240
It's what you can buy with it
that makes the difference, right?
240
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,480
How can a fucking bag
cost 8 000 SEK? Crazy!
241
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,840
And it's completely empty.
242
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,040
So, if there was 8 000 in it
it would be worth it?
243
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:11,240
No, I just think it's a ridiculous
price for a leather shell.
244
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,760
It's madness.
This is making me hungry. Let's eat.
245
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,560
-You said she was worth everything.
-She is.
246
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:24,120
Everything under 500 SEK.
There's got to be a limit. Let's go.
247
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:28,120
-Do I have to?
-What if she makes a habit of this?
248
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,920
-Next year, she'll want a car.
-This could get out of hand.
249
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,760
I need to find something really nice
and really cheap.
250
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:40,520
-I want to make her happy.
-How about this?
251
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,720
Isn't this what your relationship
is all about?
252
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,360
-There's more to it than that.
-Really?
253
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,400
Really.
Why do you always do that?
254
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,920
-What?
-You rolled your eyes, why?
255
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,800
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did. Why?
256
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,000
-I didn't.
-You can't see yourself.
257
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,240
-This is what you do...
-I just stretched a little.
258
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,720
-Stretched a little?!
-Yes. Cut it out!
259
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,400
If you don't think that Elsa
is the one, then say it.
260
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:16,240
-Say it!
-No, I don't think she's the one.
261
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,480
Don't be cross, you made me say it.
262
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,920
I don't know why I bother.
You don't believe in love.
263
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,320
-Of course I do.
-You never have done.
264
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:32,320
I'm sure she's your first great love.
I'm sure that you're in love-
265
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,280
-but I can't see you two together
in 50 years' time.
266
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,840
I think you've got some living to do.
267
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:45,480
It may look like our relationship
is purely sexual.
268
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:51,200
Well, actually, it happens to be deep
and multi-faceted.
269
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,920
-You're right, I'm wrong.
-We can talk about everything.
270
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,920
Do you know what else
she wanted for her birthday?
271
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:03,240
Eternal love.
Doesn't that say it all?
272
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,000
What are we doing here then?
Give her that. It's cheap.
273
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,160
I know how girls work.
274
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,720
If I give her a card:
"Me & You Forever"-
275
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,920
-she'll say: "Great!
But where's my real present?"
276
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,800
-Female ambivalence solved.
-Now I know what I'll do...
277
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,080
...come with me!
278
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:29,280
I often travel alone.
I see it as research.
279
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,800
-Research?
-For a book.
280
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,520
-Are you writing a book?
-No...
281
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,800
...but should I ever decide
to write a book-
282
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:42,160
-I've travelled a lot,
I've met a lot of people.
283
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:49,320
I collect stories
because they're good to have.
284
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:57,000
-Congratulations on 40 years!
-No, thank you.
285
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,760
-No? Sure.
-And your beautiful wife.
286
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:05,040
My wife is dead.
This is not my wife.
287
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,240
I'm his mistress.
288
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:11,720
I would love a glass
of champagne. I'll have his too.
289
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,040
Of course, madam.
290
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,120
He thinks you're my wife.
I apologize.
291
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,880
You don't have to apologize
because I get to drink bubbly.
292
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,640
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
293
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,920
You know...
294
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:40,320
...if we take our blinkers off
and look around us-
295
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:46,080
-we can discover fantastic stories
in every single moment.
296
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:51,720
Take Bengt and Agneta, for example.
297
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,880
Who?
298
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:59,040
This trip is a Christmas present
from their children.
299
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:04,000
They hate each other, but they
didn't have the guts to cancel it-
300
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:08,440
-now that their children
finally gave them a gift.
301
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:13,760
Or Kajsa and Maggan behind me...
302
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:19,560
They've known each other
since they both worked in the bank.
303
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,640
They don't see each other
very often-
304
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,920
-but they go on vacation together
every year.
305
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,200
Last year they were in Prague
on an art museum vacation.
306
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:37,240
This year they chose
a luxury sun holiday.
307
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,240
You try it now.
308
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,600
-No, I...
-Go on, try it.
309
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,760
No, I'm not very good
at that kind of thing.
310
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,680
But you can give it a try.
311
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:03,880
Sture, 65 years old.
Over in the corner.
312
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,160
He...
313
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:12,960
His wife was in an accident.
314
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,160
And...
315
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,160
She lost an arm.
316
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:28,400
As a result of the accident
she lost her zest for life.
317
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:35,280
It's as if she - his wife...
318
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:42,440
It's as if she stopped
believing in love...
319
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,680
...in life.
320
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:51,120
If he could swap places with her
he would.
321
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:55,080
But he can't.
322
00:24:55,240 --> 00:25:01,400
He wishes with all his heart-
323
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:07,680
-that he could get her
to see the light again.
324
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,640
That he could get her to laugh...
325
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:16,240
...that she could be
her old self again.
326
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,440
But he can't.
327
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:27,280
Maybe he could have
done things differently-
328
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,680
-but he doesn't know what.
329
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:37,320
Here she comes - his wife.
330
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:44,600
She has a prosthesis.
It's impossible to spot.
331
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:49,520
It was very well fitted-
332
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,680
-by a doctor from Peru,
of all places.
333
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,520
They flew here from Peru-
334
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:04,840
-to celebrate this
unbelievably realistic prosthesis.
335
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:12,520
He did all of this
just to see her happy again...
336
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,480
...if only for a day.
337
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:23,400
-Oh, I'm not very good at this.
-I think you did very well.
338
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,920
You've got a book there.
339
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,200
-Why did I have that pizza?
-You're disgusting.
340
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:52,600
-Why did you let me eat it?
-Hi.
341
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,160
Hi! What are you doing here?
342
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,560
I'm here with my wife.
She's about to give birth.
343
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:09,640
-I tried to reach you.
-I can't hear you.
344
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,160
I tried to reach you.
345
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,800
-I know.
-A thousand times.
346
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:21,280
I've been working...an awful lot.
Doctors tend to do that.
347
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:26,480
Maybe models do too, but...
348
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,160
-Is that the problem?
-What?
349
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,440
No, I just...
350
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,400
-Everything alright?
-Everything's fine here.
351
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,440
-How are you?
-I'm good.
352
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:53,400
-That's great.
-Could we talk for a minute?
353
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,080
Eh...sure.
354
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,160
On the same side
of this window, if possible.
355
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,320
-I'll be right out.
-Thanks.
356
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,160
-Hi.
-Hi.
357
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,960
Hi.
358
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,520
-Coffee?
-Yes, please.
359
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,640
-Do you take milk?
-Black, please.
360
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,720
Just as well. This thing
ran out of milk a week ago.
361
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,200
-So this is where I work.
-Nice.
362
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,280
Thanks.
363
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,720
Do you think that our date
ended strangely?
364
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:56,720
-Strangely, in what way?
-In every way.
365
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,480
-No... How do you mean?
-You don't think so?
366
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,840
-No. I had things to do. I had to go.
-Things to do?
367
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,720
"Enjoying a glass of wine
with good friends."
368
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,880
I didn't know you were on Instagram.
369
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,560
Do you have a problem
with me being a model?
370
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,880
No, not at all.
That's an odd question.
371
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:29,200
I think it's really strange...
It's the first time in years-
372
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:34,320
-that I meet someone I like
and feel something for.
373
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:41,240
Me and you have something, right?
Well, don't we?
374
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,280
If you don't think we have
then say it now...
375
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,680
-...so that I can let this go.
-Clara?
376
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,200
-We've got a bleed in room 5.
-Yes...
377
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,800
I need to attend to a patient.
See you.
378
00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:00,200
-Christ, he's cute!
-How bad can this pain get?
379
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,960
-Pretty bad.
-You're doing good. Keep it up!
380
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,200
-He loves you.
-Is he a bit too pushy?
381
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,560
-He's so damn cute!
-Yes, but is he a bit too pushy?
382
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,120
-You're happy he came here.
-He follows me on Instagram.
383
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,480
If you don't want him then
let someone else have him.
384
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,680
-The bleed?
-A first-timer, just in.
385
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,800
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
386
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,440
-To life!
-To life!
387
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,840
I'm going for a dip.
388
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,520
Come on in!
389
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,240
Hop in!
390
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,080
Sir?
391
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,880
You should have seen
your expression.
392
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,400
You should have seen his!
393
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,480
I haven't laughed so much in years.
394
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,640
I haven't had so much champagne
in years.
395
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,560
My palate is as dry as a board!
396
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:39,560
-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.
397
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,720
Goodnight, my darling.
398
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:24,760
My dear Sten,
why did you stop there?
399
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,240
-What do you mean?
-You like her.
400
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,400
She has everything
that I didn't have.
401
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,440
-Don't say that.
-But it's true.
402
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,800
Maybe she's the type you've
been looking for all your life.
403
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:46,560
Bubbly, spiritual,
impulsive, daring...
404
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,400
Stop it! Stop talking to me.
405
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,920
You're not here anymore.
You're not real.
406
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,480
Said the man sitting here
patting a towel swan.
407
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,600
Eternal love.
408
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,640
What the hell?!
409
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,000
-Have you seen Elsa?
-No, I haven't.
410
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:39,080
-Aron, I did a round kick.
-What round kick?
411
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,200
-I need to puke.
-The bathroom is that way.
412
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,040
-That's not the bathroom!
-Sorry.
413
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,320
-A small party, was it?
-Have you seen Elsa?
414
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,600
Not since she danced on the table.
415
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,400
Have you seen
the Ryan Gosling look-alike?
416
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,280
I wouldn't mind making out with him.
- You hit on me already.
417
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,880
-Did I?
-Yes.
418
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,600
-How did that go?
-What do you think?
419
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:12,200
What are you doing?
Come inside, I want to talk to you.
420
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:17,440
-Come inside!
-Help! I'm going to get told off.
421
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,800
-Do you want some?
-In!
422
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,320
-What the fuck!
-What?
423
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,720
-Were you smoking weed out there?
-Yeah. Excuse me!
424
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:35,040
-When did you start doing drugs?
-Doing drugs?
425
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,880
It's just a little weed.
I smoked a little weed.
426
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:43,800
-Relax!
-Relax? Someone puked in the closet.
427
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,920
There are people fucking
in mom and dad's bed.
428
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,040
Sorry if I'm a bit
revved up right now!
429
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,760
-Nobody died.
-Wake up, Adam!
430
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,840
-Is he dead or what?-Adam?
431
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,440
-Adam, wake up!-Aron, come in here!
432
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:05,200
- What the hell?!-Aron, call an ambulance!
433
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,920
Thanks very much, everyone.
Go home now. Go home.
434
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,520
Thanks.
435
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,320
-Hi dad! How are you?
-I'm good.
436
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:29,640
-I knew it would be good for you.
-What's that noise?
437
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,440
Aron is calling on the other line.
I'll connect you. Hang on...
438
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,760
-Hi, I've got dad on the other line.
-Don't connect me!
439
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,320
-We're all on the one line now.
-Hi dad! How are you?
440
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,240
-This is great.
-Yes, it is. How are things there?
441
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,160
Everything's just fine here.
442
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,160
Hello! Can we all hear one another?
443
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:59,240
3-party calls can be tricky.
We're all talking at the same time.
444
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:05,640
-What?
-Dad, what did you want to say?
445
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,960
-Nothing in particular.
-No. OK.
446
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,360
-I need to hang up now.
-Yeah, bye.
447
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,760
Aron?
448
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,880
Did he hang up?
- Aron hung up.
449
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,960
Our 3-party call
is now a 2-party call.
450
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,320
Technically speaking,it's just a call.
451
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,000
Indeed.
452
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:34,520
-I had better get...
-I know, you're busy.
453
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,800
-Yes, pretty busy.
-We'll talk later.
454
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,800
Yes, we will.
And dad, try to enjoy yourself.
455
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:47,360
Clara, I'll be alright.
I'm doing fine, actually.
456
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,600
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
457
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,720
You were right when you said
that one mustn't give up on life.
458
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,520
We mustn't walk awayjust because we're scared.
459
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,840
No...
460
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,480
-Well, then...
-Talk soon, dad.
461
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,640
-Yes, sweetheart. Take care!
-OK. Bye.
462
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,680
-Hi.
-Hi.
463
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,480
-We need to talk.
-Yes, we do.
464
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,520
About you and me...
465
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,760
-It's not working.
-Nope.
466
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,560
-I'm not looking for a relationship.
-Me neither.
467
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,600
There's nothing wrong with you.
It's me. OK?
468
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Oh, shit!
469
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,640
We can always be friends.
470
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:11,360
Good looking guys in tight jeans,
not my thing.
471
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:25,760
If I'm in a relationship -
kids, a family and all of that-
472
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:30,720
-it has to be with someone
that I really want to be with.
473
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,800
That's why I came here.
474
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,040
-It's not going to be you and me.
-Good. So be it!
475
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,640
If I'm with someone,
it's got to be all-in.
476
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:50,440
Do you mean all-in
in a relationship or all-in now?
477
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,800
-Be quiet!
-I need to know.
478
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,520
-There you are!
-Hi.
479
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,400
God damn it!
480
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,200
-Did you make out with Ryan?
-Yep, sure did.
481
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,480
I have a feeling that the real guy
is better at it.
482
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,640
How is she?
483
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,520
Better than the guy
that left in the ambulance.
484
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,240
Yeah...
485
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,200
-Want some?
-Thanks.
486
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,360
-Warm beer?
-Yep.
487
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,680
Nice...
488
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:08,280
-What a fucking night!
-Yes, what a mess!
489
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:13,480
-That guy could have died.
-Christ!
490
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:18,080
One death is enough for me
this month.
491
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:23,880
I'm sorry about your mom.
492
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:28,720
I know that.
Thank you, my friend.
493
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,680
-Did you show her your tattoo?
-I didn't get around to it.
494
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:48,680
-You can do that another day.
-Yes, another day.
495
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,480
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