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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,786 --> 00:00:04,619 Tell me what you don't like about yourself. 2 00:00:04,856 --> 00:00:07,256 My brother would like a new nose. 3 00:00:07,425 --> 00:00:10,087 He's also interested in a new jaw line. 4 00:00:10,161 --> 00:00:13,187 He has severe acne scars, as you can see. 5 00:00:13,798 --> 00:00:15,857 He would like those removed, please. 6 00:00:15,934 --> 00:00:19,461 And my brother's very self-conscious about his hairline. 7 00:00:19,637 --> 00:00:21,161 The Rogaine... 8 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:23,130 it didn't work. 9 00:00:23,575 --> 00:00:26,009 -I'm sorry. Alejandro, is it? -Yes. 10 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:28,670 I'm not comfortable having you speak for your brother... 11 00:00:28,746 --> 00:00:31,579 when he's the one requesting such extensive surgery. 12 00:00:31,649 --> 00:00:34,345 Mr. Perez, maybe you could talk to me about-- 13 00:00:34,419 --> 00:00:36,284 My brother doesn't speak English. 14 00:00:36,354 --> 00:00:38,948 I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish. 15 00:00:40,658 --> 00:00:43,718 You live in Miami, and you don't speak Spanish? 16 00:00:43,928 --> 00:00:45,953 Take a Berlitz class, man. 17 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:08,283 Ass implants. What will they think of next? 18 00:01:09,754 --> 00:01:10,880 We need to switch. 19 00:01:10,955 --> 00:01:13,753 There's a potential patient in my office I don't understand. 20 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:16,259 Feel him out. See if you suspect BDD. 21 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:17,954 Will do, partner. 22 00:01:24,469 --> 00:01:26,869 -You put this in wrong. -I'm sorry? 23 00:01:26,938 --> 00:01:29,668 This implant. You put it in upside down. 24 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,608 You save my ass again. 25 00:01:34,445 --> 00:01:35,707 And hers. 26 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:27,957 Wanna talk about the real reason you came here? 27 00:02:28,032 --> 00:02:31,593 And do me a favor, when you answer, drop the no hablo English bullshit. 28 00:02:31,669 --> 00:02:34,103 lt doesn't add to my confusion about your predicament. 29 00:02:34,172 --> 00:02:37,005 lt only highlights your own. I'm a doctor. 30 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:40,742 What you tell me during consultation is confidential. 31 00:02:41,345 --> 00:02:43,575 I prefer to let my money talk. 32 00:02:46,984 --> 00:02:48,508 Nice alligator. 33 00:02:50,388 --> 00:02:53,789 $20,000, according to your website. That's your fee. 34 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,217 Funny, isn't it? 35 00:02:56,861 --> 00:02:59,830 How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma... 36 00:02:59,897 --> 00:03:01,364 that can stink up a room. 37 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:02,899 Coffee, for instance. 38 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:05,697 And, of course, there is the cartel money. 39 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,267 I'm not Colombian. 40 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:13,004 My brother and l... 41 00:03:13,211 --> 00:03:14,974 we are Argentinean. 42 00:03:15,146 --> 00:03:17,376 Mr. Perez, if you were Argentinean... 43 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,382 I wouldn't recommend porcelain veneers. 44 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:23,409 It's the only South American country with fluoride in the water. 45 00:03:25,156 --> 00:03:27,647 One last time, why are you running? 46 00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:32,655 I was with the boss' girl. 47 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:36,629 Mr. Perez, you cad. 48 00:03:48,246 --> 00:03:51,306 I'm still trying to get to the bottom of this. 49 00:04:26,717 --> 00:04:30,585 I don't think this guy's got BDD. His expectations aren't unrealistic. 50 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,452 He doesn't want to look like Tom Cruise. 51 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:35,424 He's just divorced and wants a fresh start. 52 00:04:38,329 --> 00:04:39,694 Se�or Perez... 53 00:05:35,052 --> 00:05:37,111 Single or doubles? 54 00:05:40,224 --> 00:05:42,749 Doubles. I'm meeting my boyfriend. 55 00:05:47,899 --> 00:05:49,764 Can I buy you a drink? 56 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,524 I don't drink. 57 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:56,565 May I buy you an appetizer? 58 00:05:57,141 --> 00:05:59,371 I don't eat. I'm a model. 59 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:14,214 How about one for the road? 60 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:16,988 No, thanks. I have to operate tomorrow. 61 00:06:19,897 --> 00:06:21,524 Are you a doctor? 62 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,759 Plastic surgeon. 63 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,355 Bread, Rembrandt Toothpaste... 64 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,700 mayonnaise, Wolfgang Puck pizzas.... 65 00:07:07,044 --> 00:07:08,705 I'm gonna fire the gardener. 66 00:07:08,779 --> 00:07:12,681 Hedges in front are lopsided. Looks like he trimmed them drunk. 67 00:07:14,285 --> 00:07:16,412 Maybe Julia should fire him. 68 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,383 She's better at this sort of thing. 69 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,503 Are you finished, honey? 70 00:07:46,617 --> 00:07:47,675 Yes. 71 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:14,535 Take me back to bed, Prince Charming. 72 00:08:14,612 --> 00:08:17,445 Don't you have to explain last night to your boyfriend? 73 00:08:17,515 --> 00:08:21,451 He's not a fianc� or anything like that. He's just a bouncer at Level. 74 00:08:21,519 --> 00:08:23,919 There are advantages to having a bouncer boyfriend. 75 00:08:23,988 --> 00:08:26,320 You never have to wait behind a velvet rope. 76 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:27,550 Please. 77 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:31,253 You think a girl like me has to wait? 78 00:08:31,328 --> 00:08:33,091 Like last weekend... 79 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:36,258 my girls and l, we went to that new club, Rendezvous... 80 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,563 and the club owner says to me: 81 00:08:38,702 --> 00:08:40,499 "Right this way, ten." 82 00:08:41,806 --> 00:08:43,330 The perfect 10. 83 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,176 That's what he calls me. 84 00:08:52,383 --> 00:08:54,248 Booked any covers yet? 85 00:08:57,988 --> 00:08:59,421 I'm only 21 . 86 00:09:00,524 --> 00:09:02,253 I got lots of time. 87 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,525 Absolutely. 88 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:08,629 Of course, it takes a lot of discipline and work to get there, to be perfect. 89 00:09:08,699 --> 00:09:11,793 You fix the flaws, you could absolutely be a 10. 90 00:09:13,504 --> 00:09:15,267 Well, what am I now? 91 00:09:16,407 --> 00:09:17,999 You're an eight. 92 00:09:18,409 --> 00:09:19,671 An eight? 93 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:26,274 You're also 26. You should have worn sunscreen. 94 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:31,178 But with a light peel under the eyes, you could look... 95 00:09:31,755 --> 00:09:32,949 twenty. 96 00:09:33,557 --> 00:09:36,458 Even so, you're a very pretty girl, Kimber. 97 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:48,295 I don't wanna be pretty. 98 00:09:50,374 --> 00:09:52,137 I wanna be better. 99 00:09:53,744 --> 00:09:55,541 I want to be perfect. 100 00:10:00,885 --> 00:10:03,615 I haven't booked anything in two months. 101 00:10:04,088 --> 00:10:05,316 Tell me. 102 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:10,188 All right. You got a lipstick? 103 00:10:10,661 --> 00:10:12,094 Beauty is symmetry. 104 00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,996 Your right eye is half a millimeter higher than your left. 105 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:17,158 We could fix that with a malar augmentation. 106 00:10:17,234 --> 00:10:18,792 It's a cheekbone enhancement. 107 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:22,066 I give you BOTOX here and here. 108 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,938 That should provide a good lift. You lrish? 109 00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:26,033 Part. 110 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:28,271 That explains the slightly flat boxer nose. 111 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:30,245 We could shave the cartilage... 112 00:10:30,314 --> 00:10:32,509 give you that Christy Turlington thing. 113 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:36,178 And the breast could go one size bigger, a low C... 114 00:10:36,253 --> 00:10:39,188 and you could finish off with some abdominal.... 115 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:43,057 Could finish off with some abdominal lipo. 116 00:10:44,495 --> 00:10:45,894 Pretty much. 117 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:49,960 These are your problem areas. 118 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:57,231 Am I really this ugly? 119 00:10:59,276 --> 00:11:01,369 I was Homecoming Queen. 120 00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:03,369 Don't be upset. 121 00:11:03,447 --> 00:11:05,608 Let your shortcomings and flaws fuel you. 122 00:11:05,683 --> 00:11:09,210 Let them push you further than you ever thought you could go. 123 00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:13,279 When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead. 124 00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:16,787 Yeah. 125 00:11:26,036 --> 00:11:27,435 Have you... 126 00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:33,040 noticed anything different? 127 00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:35,175 Like what? 128 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,812 I don't know. It's silly. 129 00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:42,885 But ever since I nursed Annie... 130 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,820 I kind of feel that my boobs are disappearing. 131 00:11:45,889 --> 00:11:48,687 Do you think I should consider something? 132 00:11:50,561 --> 00:11:53,052 Aren't you past all that stuff now? 133 00:11:54,098 --> 00:11:55,292 I forgot. 134 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,995 I should just cut to the chase and have my uterus bronzed. 135 00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:00,898 I didn't mean that. 136 00:12:01,205 --> 00:12:02,570 Let me see. 137 00:12:03,107 --> 00:12:04,734 You've seen them. 138 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,205 Okay, let me see. 139 00:12:07,544 --> 00:12:09,535 Let me just see. Come on. 140 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:23,654 For your age, gravitationally, they're exactly where they should be. 141 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,265 By the way, I told Annie she could adopt the gerbil... 142 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,495 that her kindergarten teacher's trying to unload-- 143 00:12:32,569 --> 00:12:35,538 Sean, didn't you hear me last week? 144 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:38,803 I specifically told her she couldn't bring it home. 145 00:12:38,876 --> 00:12:42,277 What's the big deal? It's not like a puppy. lt makes messes in a cage. 146 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:46,248 It's still shit, Sean. And that's more shit for me to clean up. 147 00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:47,907 Come on, Jules. 148 00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:52,285 It's not like you're Mia Farrow tending to 10 paraplegic kids with polio. 149 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,983 You've got two... 150 00:12:54,124 --> 00:12:55,648 and a gerbil... 151 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,391 and a maid. 152 00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:00,321 It's manageable. 153 00:13:12,576 --> 00:13:14,476 What you reading, Matt? 154 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:17,639 Dad, you asked him that same question two days ago. 155 00:13:17,715 --> 00:13:21,515 Matt's reading about alligators for his science fair project on.... 156 00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:22,779 What is it again? 157 00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:25,481 On the vanishing Everglades ecosystem. 158 00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,356 Of course, Dad asked me that same question two days ago... 159 00:13:29,426 --> 00:13:32,327 because Dad never listens to anything I say. 160 00:13:32,629 --> 00:13:34,961 Alligators? Sounds interesting. 161 00:13:35,032 --> 00:13:36,397 And scary. 162 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,066 Yeah, they are. 163 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,467 Did you know that at the turn of the century... 164 00:13:40,537 --> 00:13:44,337 settlers dying of starvation used to use dead human bodies as bait... 165 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,638 to lure alligators so they could eat them? 166 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:49,804 But the funny thing is the gators wouldn't bite. They'd attack. 167 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,575 Then they'd just spit the bodies out. 168 00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,479 Why would they spit them out? 169 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:56,451 Turns out gators find the taste of human flesh... 170 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,748 sort of boring. 171 00:13:57,821 --> 00:13:59,721 But did I tell you that one time... 172 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:02,623 the settlers saw a wild boar fall into the water... 173 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:04,490 and the gators went berserk. 174 00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:08,292 lt turns out that pork is the gators' version of the Big Mac or some shit. 175 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,925 This is not appropriate breakfast conversation. 176 00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:13,594 And watch your mouth. 177 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,934 Annie, I told you, when you're around Daddy... 178 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,535 please don't speak in a language he doesn't understand. 179 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:26,606 We live in South Florida, Sean. English is the foreign language. 180 00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,163 Good morning to you, Mr. Sean. 181 00:15:20,037 --> 00:15:22,631 Anything extra you'd like done today? 182 00:15:25,776 --> 00:15:27,107 No, Julio. 183 00:15:27,277 --> 00:15:29,142 Keep up the good work. 184 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:44,350 God. It's beautiful out here, huh? 185 00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:47,426 It's perfect weather for skipping school. 186 00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:51,662 I want you back by third period, Matty. We agreed. 187 00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,067 Here, I wrote you a doctor's excuse. 188 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,331 Thanks. 189 00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:59,269 Listen, and thanks for the medical consultation stuff. 190 00:16:00,978 --> 00:16:03,105 When can we schedule an operation? 191 00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:06,242 Killer. Slow down. 192 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:08,841 Like it or not, we have to talk to your dad about this. 193 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:11,353 You're under 18. He has to sign the consent form. 194 00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:14,390 Yeah. He'll never go for it. He's such an asshole. 195 00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,291 Don't you call your father that. 196 00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:21,058 You don't know how lucky you've got it. 197 00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:26,392 Besides, your dad is not an asshole. 198 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,729 Robots can't be assholes. 199 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:38,079 -You're gonna let me drive? -Yeah. 200 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,239 That way, I get to drink. 201 00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:49,689 This is my Joey last year. 202 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,728 He made the tennis team. 203 00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:55,327 -And after the accident? -lt was no accident, okay? 204 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,896 I'm sorry. I'm still reeling, you know. 205 00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:03,533 Can I see the current pictures, please? 206 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,440 -How many grafts has he been through? -We had to stop at five. 207 00:17:10,514 --> 00:17:12,106 He needs three more. 208 00:17:12,382 --> 00:17:13,747 Shitty HMO. 209 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,226 -Miss Michaels, l'd like to help, but-- -Please don't say no. 210 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,422 Can't we make some kind of an arrangement or something? 211 00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,658 Like a layaway plan or something? 212 00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:32,167 Miss Michaels, it's not the money. It's the time. 213 00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:35,033 We're booked solid for the next six months. 214 00:17:35,105 --> 00:17:36,572 I understand. 215 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,202 lf I wanted something silly or stupid... 216 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,374 like a goddamn boob job, something you can make a quick buck on... 217 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,816 maybe you could squeeze me in. 218 00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:55,522 Miss Michaels, I'm gonna give you the number of Dr. Michael Lewengaard. 219 00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:56,923 Screw you! 220 00:17:58,128 --> 00:17:59,595 I already went to him. 221 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,927 He blew me off, and then he recommended you... 222 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,990 and that's why I'm here. 223 00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:12,033 Congratulations on your fancy expansion, Doctor. 224 00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:15,345 Looks like you're doing really good for yourself. 225 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:22,010 And thank you for your precious time. 226 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:34,563 The next time you've got some little size 4 on your table... 227 00:18:34,898 --> 00:18:38,629 and you're giving her liposuction she really doesn't need... 228 00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:41,836 you think of my Joey... 229 00:18:42,939 --> 00:18:45,533 and what you could have done for him. 230 00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:47,476 Shame on you. 231 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,587 So check out this bombshell. 232 00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:10,394 Julia tells me this morning she wants her breasts done. 233 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,493 lf you're thinking conflict of interest, l'd like to volunteer. 234 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,333 Still have a crush on the missis, do we? 235 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,238 For the record, l'd like it to show that I dated her first... 236 00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:21,175 -and passed off my sloppy seconds to you. -Screw you. 237 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,178 One date, and she didn't let you kiss her. 238 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,545 She thought you were too smooth. My wife's perceptive. 239 00:19:26,616 --> 00:19:29,744 You're not. A lot goes on in your family you don't even know about. 240 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,050 lf my son was getting brutally razzed at school... 241 00:19:32,122 --> 00:19:34,249 l'd have picked up on his changed behavior. 242 00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:36,758 Matt's having trouble at school? He told you this? 243 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,159 He's torn up. I guess he was showering in gym... 244 00:19:39,229 --> 00:19:42,130 and some tough guys were laughing at him, calling him anteater. 245 00:19:42,199 --> 00:19:43,598 "Anteater"? 246 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:46,192 Basically, he's self-conscious about his dick... 247 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,396 and he wants a circumcision. 248 00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:52,269 He doesn't need a circumcision. That's a vanity operation. 249 00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,902 We're in the vanity business, Sean. It's what we do. 250 00:19:54,978 --> 00:19:57,640 Appearance is everything to a kid. It's how you fit in. 251 00:19:57,714 --> 00:20:00,114 Snip, snip, he feels better about himself... 252 00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:03,914 and you, sir, can make that happen. How cool is fatherhood? 253 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:07,582 I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. 254 00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:10,455 I don't want my family infected by what we do here. 255 00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:14,190 What else do we do here other than make people feel better about themselves? 256 00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:17,995 What we do here is let people externalize the hate they feel about themselves. 257 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:20,798 Which is why I want to hire a full-time psychologist. 258 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,805 To screen people better. 259 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,000 Great, and let's do yoga in the lobby. 260 00:20:25,075 --> 00:20:27,475 Since BOTOX went wide, it's like a factory in here. 261 00:20:27,544 --> 00:20:28,943 No discernment, no caution. 262 00:20:29,012 --> 00:20:31,344 This is a business. A very good business... 263 00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:34,406 that is on the verge of setting us up for life. 264 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:38,011 Well, maybe I don't want to be in this business anymore. 265 00:20:46,863 --> 00:20:49,058 Our patient's comfortably in twilight... 266 00:20:49,132 --> 00:20:51,965 ready to be carved up like a Christmas ham. 267 00:21:02,579 --> 00:21:03,978 Let's do it. 268 00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:12,114 You're shaving too deep. 269 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,414 It's fine. 270 00:22:15,318 --> 00:22:18,378 Do you want it fine, or do you want it perfect? 271 00:22:33,703 --> 00:22:35,864 He's on morphine. There's no pain. 272 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,339 He'll be up and around at the hospital by week's end. 273 00:22:38,408 --> 00:22:39,875 Transport ambulance just arrived. 274 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,673 You can ride with him to Dade County if you want. 275 00:22:42,746 --> 00:22:44,145 What's with the mask? 276 00:22:44,214 --> 00:22:45,476 A new breakthrough. 277 00:22:45,548 --> 00:22:47,607 It's polyurethane lined with pulse magnets. 278 00:22:47,684 --> 00:22:51,984 They bring constant rejuvenating blood flow to the surface of the skin. 279 00:22:59,663 --> 00:23:02,063 Dr. Sean, excuse me. 280 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:03,727 I forgot to ask. 281 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,634 Does the $300,000 cover everything, or is the hospital stay extra? 282 00:23:18,248 --> 00:23:19,579 What's up? 283 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,679 Where'd you hide the extra Perez money? 284 00:23:25,522 --> 00:23:28,491 You want to play accountant, go check the corporate account. 285 00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:30,617 I'm putting that money back into our company. 286 00:23:30,694 --> 00:23:32,093 It's drug money, isn't it? 287 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,858 I don't know. I didn't ask. Neither did you. 288 00:23:34,931 --> 00:23:37,058 -Excuse me, Dr. Troy? -Yes? 289 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,997 The architect is here to show you the marble samples for the steam room. 290 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,163 Steam room? 291 00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:44,900 Our recovery unit addition now has a marble steam room? 292 00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:47,000 I didn't approve that. I wasn't even consulted. 293 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,443 That's a ridiculous, unnecessary expenditure. 294 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,104 You stay out here and moralize. 295 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:54,275 l'd love to listen, but I have a business to run. 296 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:19,701 Hello. 297 00:24:20,343 --> 00:24:21,332 Hi. 298 00:24:22,178 --> 00:24:24,305 My daughter's getting married next month. 299 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:26,144 That's why I'm here. 300 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,241 I'm gonna freshen up the eyes a bit. 301 00:24:29,419 --> 00:24:32,013 Wedding photos are forever, you know. 302 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,526 Going bigger? 303 00:24:38,595 --> 00:24:40,495 Mrs. Grubman, right this.... 304 00:24:41,765 --> 00:24:43,494 -Julia. -Hi. 305 00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:46,265 To what do we owe the pleasure? 306 00:24:46,336 --> 00:24:50,102 Sean's having a professional sit-down with Matt to talk about the.... 307 00:24:50,173 --> 00:24:51,265 So I heard. 308 00:24:51,341 --> 00:24:52,672 Tough stuff. 309 00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,905 Seems Dr. Spock did not write a chapter about.... 310 00:24:58,214 --> 00:25:00,546 Thanks for talking to him last week. 311 00:25:00,617 --> 00:25:04,314 Everybody needs someone in their life who'll listen, right? 312 00:25:04,821 --> 00:25:07,517 Dr. Troy, I have a 3:00 appointment. 313 00:25:08,391 --> 00:25:09,915 It's now 3:15. 314 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,491 Have me over to the house one of these days. 315 00:25:13,563 --> 00:25:15,190 I miss my family. 316 00:25:16,566 --> 00:25:18,329 Yeah, l'd like that. 317 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,931 So would the kids. 318 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:29,671 And now all my attention is turned to my favorite patient. 319 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,844 I know you say that to all the girls. 320 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:49,057 Tell me what you like about yourself. 321 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:53,966 Look, Dad, I'm grateful that you're treating me like an adult. 322 00:25:54,037 --> 00:25:57,438 But if we have to do this, can we skip the psycho-mind-probe stuff? 323 00:25:57,507 --> 00:26:00,067 Your mother and l thought a lot about this topic. 324 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:03,704 We didn't give you a circumcision because you were six weeks premature. 325 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:07,773 Your little fighting body didn't need the stress of an operation. 326 00:26:08,051 --> 00:26:09,916 I could've handled it. 327 00:26:12,889 --> 00:26:15,858 Why did you go to Christian with your concerns instead of me? 328 00:26:15,925 --> 00:26:19,190 Because he's cooler than you, and he listens to me. 329 00:26:19,262 --> 00:26:22,663 I don't get that "father knows best" bullshit from him. 330 00:26:22,732 --> 00:26:24,859 He treats me like a man. 331 00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:31,602 Matt, I'm gonna make an appointment with a psychologist. 332 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:34,643 I apologize we don't have one on staff here. We should. 333 00:26:34,711 --> 00:26:35,735 What? Why? 334 00:26:35,812 --> 00:26:37,677 You've never bowed to peer pressure before. 335 00:26:37,747 --> 00:26:38,975 I think something's going on. 336 00:26:39,048 --> 00:26:41,346 Look, I just want it, okay? 337 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:43,408 I don't want guys talking trash about me. 338 00:26:43,486 --> 00:26:46,887 Women don't like it when you're not cut. It's the smell or something. 339 00:26:46,956 --> 00:26:49,356 Even though I keep it clean. 340 00:26:50,093 --> 00:26:52,891 So feel free to skip the hygiene lecture. 341 00:26:56,633 --> 00:26:58,828 Are you having sex with girls? 342 00:26:59,469 --> 00:27:02,438 Not with girls, Dad. With Vanessa. 343 00:27:02,605 --> 00:27:04,766 Maybe you overheard me talking to Mom about her. 344 00:27:04,841 --> 00:27:06,103 She's beautiful. 345 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:09,907 She's a varsity cheerleader. She can have any guy she wants. 346 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:11,807 And she chose me. 347 00:27:13,950 --> 00:27:15,713 So you have had sex. 348 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:19,488 It's getting there, and I know she'll see it and hurl. 349 00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:23,323 Matt, if this girl genuinely cares about you... 350 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:26,328 she's not gonna care about something as trivial as extra skin. 351 00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:30,162 Trivial? This is my life, okay? This is not trivial. 352 00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:33,929 Look, for once... 353 00:27:36,372 --> 00:27:38,863 just give me something that I need. 354 00:27:41,978 --> 00:27:43,240 How's the patient? 355 00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:46,214 He's pissed. All they have is vanilla ice cream. 356 00:27:46,282 --> 00:27:50,878 When our recovery spa center's done, we'll be serving fresh fruit smoothies. 357 00:27:52,155 --> 00:27:55,147 -Where's your brother? -He was here 10 minutes ago. 358 00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:57,225 lf you want me to do a follow-up, find him. 359 00:27:57,293 --> 00:28:00,023 l've got another appointment in half an hour. 360 00:28:04,901 --> 00:28:07,631 Why would your brother be on this floor? 361 00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:09,201 Here, Mija. 362 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:12,332 The ice cream will make your tonsils feel good. 363 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,407 Are you the bogeyman? 364 00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:23,643 l just wanted to give her my ice cream. 365 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,052 I didn't want it to go to waste. 366 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:57,278 -You okay, sweetheart? -Yeah. 367 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:59,081 -You sure? -Yes. 368 00:29:20,043 --> 00:29:21,567 During our consultation... 369 00:29:21,644 --> 00:29:24,579 your brother said he was with the boss' girl. 370 00:29:25,815 --> 00:29:27,407 How old was she? 371 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,251 She was six. 372 00:29:56,846 --> 00:29:58,871 We have a walk-in problem. 373 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:04,917 Miss Henry, you've got to calm down. 374 00:30:04,987 --> 00:30:07,979 The contractions from your diaphragm have split five stitches. 375 00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:11,288 ls Christian here? I want my surgeon to do this. 376 00:30:11,361 --> 00:30:13,488 He is in the field with another patient. 377 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,531 I don't understand this! 378 00:30:15,698 --> 00:30:18,565 I haven't heard from him since my operation. 379 00:30:18,634 --> 00:30:20,795 I thought that we were gonna be together. 380 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:23,304 I think you're confusing Dr. Troy's... 381 00:30:23,373 --> 00:30:26,308 pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions. 382 00:30:26,376 --> 00:30:30,574 lf it's any consolation to you, honey, you're not the first girl he's done this to. 383 00:30:30,646 --> 00:30:32,910 But at least you got a good set of tits out of it. 384 00:30:32,982 --> 00:30:36,247 So heal in more ways than one and just go on with your life. 385 00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:37,650 Liz, you're out of line. 386 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,813 No, Sean, you are out of line! 387 00:30:39,889 --> 00:30:41,584 You co-own this business! 388 00:30:41,657 --> 00:30:44,820 This reflects on you and your character! Wake up! 389 00:31:03,679 --> 00:31:05,476 The construction workers ripped us off. 390 00:31:05,548 --> 00:31:08,415 They took your computer, your Viagra paperweights, everything. 391 00:31:08,484 --> 00:31:10,884 We weren't ripped off, Christian! I'm quitting! 392 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:13,649 I'm starting over before it's too late. 393 00:31:14,023 --> 00:31:16,321 Are you at home? I'm gonna come over. We can talk-- 394 00:31:16,392 --> 00:31:19,054 It's my turn to talk now, Christian, okay? 395 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:21,096 The mute finally speaks. 396 00:31:21,264 --> 00:31:22,390 So listen up! 397 00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:24,399 Thank you for using your cock as a lure... 398 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:26,662 to get emotionally damaged women into our office. 399 00:31:26,736 --> 00:31:28,101 That's a brilliant sales ploy! 400 00:31:28,171 --> 00:31:30,833 Thank you for being so ruthlessly ambitious... 401 00:31:30,907 --> 00:31:34,707 that you would gladly accept drug money. A business transaction, by the way... 402 00:31:34,777 --> 00:31:36,642 that could lead the Feds to our front door. 403 00:31:36,712 --> 00:31:38,509 Maybe you wanna have your license revoked. 404 00:31:38,581 --> 00:31:41,311 Spend your 40s taking it up the ass in prison, but I do not! 405 00:31:41,384 --> 00:31:42,442 I'm losing you. 406 00:31:42,518 --> 00:31:45,487 Do not hang up on me! I'm just getting started! 407 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,614 Thank you for becoming so repugnant to me... 408 00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:50,488 that I'm finally taking charge of my life. 409 00:31:50,693 --> 00:31:51,785 What are you gonna do? 410 00:31:51,861 --> 00:31:54,989 For 10 years, l've been consumed with transforming other people. 411 00:31:55,064 --> 00:31:57,794 Starting today, I'm transforming myself! 412 00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:11,510 ls it on? Okay, it's on. 413 00:32:11,614 --> 00:32:14,412 Christian, tell our viewing audience what we're doing here... 414 00:32:14,484 --> 00:32:17,647 on the night of August 25, 1987. 415 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:25,117 It's a momentous night. 416 00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:29,654 We're getting your fianc� high for the first time ever. 417 00:32:29,732 --> 00:32:32,792 And we're scrounging to pay for the overdue electricity bill. 418 00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:34,359 See Sean count. 419 00:32:34,437 --> 00:32:36,302 See Sean eat government cheese. 420 00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:39,432 Okay, well, this is our one and only videotape. 421 00:32:39,509 --> 00:32:42,103 Let's tell our audience what all this hard work... 422 00:32:42,178 --> 00:32:45,147 and eating Ramen noodles 24/7, has been about. 423 00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:48,581 Christian, what do you want out of your life? 424 00:32:49,185 --> 00:32:50,584 What I want... 425 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:54,579 is a girl like Julia. 426 00:32:58,995 --> 00:33:01,190 And a kick-ass practice with Sean... 427 00:33:01,264 --> 00:33:05,257 where we make women feel better about themselves. 428 00:33:05,334 --> 00:33:06,562 My specialty. 429 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,831 Well, we've certainly witnessed that. 430 00:33:08,905 --> 00:33:11,533 Sean, what do you want? 431 00:33:14,176 --> 00:33:15,541 I want you. 432 00:33:17,313 --> 00:33:21,374 I wanna make people's lives better. I wanna make a difference. 433 00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:24,716 Jules, give me the camera. 434 00:33:24,787 --> 00:33:26,345 No! 435 00:33:28,057 --> 00:33:29,991 -Get over there. -I'm fat. 436 00:33:30,059 --> 00:33:32,050 -Get over there. -Not like this. 437 00:33:32,128 --> 00:33:33,857 You look beautiful. 438 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,665 I feel silly. Gosh! 439 00:33:39,735 --> 00:33:40,793 -Jules? -Yeah. 440 00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:43,304 -What do you want? -What do I want? 441 00:33:56,252 --> 00:33:58,948 I'm sorry, sweetheart. I presumed you knew. 442 00:33:59,021 --> 00:34:02,582 Liz told me he was setting up shop next to some fungus-ridden nail salon... 443 00:34:02,658 --> 00:34:05,092 before she quit and left me with no anesthesiologist. 444 00:34:05,161 --> 00:34:06,219 Why? 445 00:34:07,196 --> 00:34:09,858 I think our boy's having a midlife crisis. 446 00:34:09,932 --> 00:34:13,060 lf I find him screwing around, you have my word, I will kill him. 447 00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:15,501 You think he's having an affair? 448 00:34:15,571 --> 00:34:17,300 That was out of line. 449 00:34:17,373 --> 00:34:19,568 I'm sure he's not. I mean.... 450 00:34:19,742 --> 00:34:23,234 You guys have always had a hot time between the sheets, right? 451 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,939 He told you that? 452 00:34:25,247 --> 00:34:27,340 Used to tell me everything. 453 00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:35,618 I miss him. 454 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:38,384 I miss him, too. 455 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:46,628 Have you seen the thing for the thingy? I can't find it. 456 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:49,270 -ls that new art? -What? 457 00:34:50,773 --> 00:34:52,365 No, I'm just.... 458 00:34:52,608 --> 00:34:54,701 I was watching an old tape. 459 00:34:55,044 --> 00:34:57,774 To see how much your breasts have changed? 460 00:34:58,314 --> 00:35:01,078 lsn't that why you changed your hair, why you want implants? 461 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:05,450 So that he'll notice you, want you again, like he did when we were young? 462 00:35:08,924 --> 00:35:11,825 I just asked him if he thought I needed them. 463 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,762 So he could tell you you didn't? 464 00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:20,095 You didn't get the response you wanted? 465 00:35:20,169 --> 00:35:21,193 No. 466 00:35:26,075 --> 00:35:28,305 -Let me see them. -What? 467 00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:33,038 I'm a doctor, Julia. I do over 300 breast augmentations a year. 468 00:35:33,683 --> 00:35:36,311 More than double the number Sean does. 469 00:35:38,154 --> 00:35:39,815 I'll be objective. 470 00:35:46,162 --> 00:35:47,754 Let me see them. 471 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,096 Symmetry is perfect. 472 00:36:29,905 --> 00:36:34,035 Sagging's minimal, despite two rigorous sessions of breast-feeding. 473 00:36:37,346 --> 00:36:39,075 Tone is immaculate. 474 00:36:47,089 --> 00:36:48,954 How's the sensitivity? 475 00:36:52,495 --> 00:36:53,587 Fine. 476 00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,164 I can't recommend surgery, Julia. 477 00:37:00,703 --> 00:37:02,295 Your breasts... 478 00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:06,640 are perfect. 479 00:37:07,376 --> 00:37:08,900 -Mom? -Yeah? 480 00:37:09,178 --> 00:37:10,577 Uncle Chris! 481 00:37:13,449 --> 00:37:16,179 Look at my new gerbil. I named him Frisky. 482 00:37:17,987 --> 00:37:21,013 Put him down. I want you to give me a big hug. 483 00:37:26,128 --> 00:37:29,256 Come here. Let me look at you. 484 00:37:30,466 --> 00:37:31,694 Oh, God. 485 00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:41,476 I don't want Annie to have to go to public school, Julia. 486 00:37:41,544 --> 00:37:44,377 You have to talk to him. He listens to you. He always has. 487 00:37:44,446 --> 00:37:46,175 You're his compass. 488 00:37:48,384 --> 00:37:51,046 Well, I want a family... 489 00:37:54,123 --> 00:37:57,286 and I wanna go back to school and be a pediatrician... 490 00:37:57,359 --> 00:38:00,192 once you guys get the business established. 491 00:38:01,564 --> 00:38:03,532 I just wanna be happy. 492 00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:17,503 Jesus! 493 00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:20,174 Mr. Sean, I did not see you, sir. 494 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,567 You need to hire another gardener. I just fired Julio. 495 00:38:40,636 --> 00:38:43,104 No, Sean, you need to hire another gardener. 496 00:38:43,172 --> 00:38:45,504 lt took me two years to find somebody... 497 00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:49,567 who would actually show up every week, and clean the pool filter. 498 00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:52,881 Next to giving birth, it's the most difficult thing l've done. 499 00:38:52,948 --> 00:38:54,609 It's your problem. 500 00:38:56,352 --> 00:38:57,819 We have mice. 501 00:38:58,487 --> 00:39:00,887 That's not a mouse, Sean. That's Frisky the gerbil. 502 00:39:00,956 --> 00:39:03,789 -lt escaped from its cage. -Did you try and catch it? 503 00:39:03,859 --> 00:39:06,885 I would have, but I was too busy cleaning up the trail of shit... 504 00:39:06,962 --> 00:39:08,725 it left everywhere. 505 00:39:09,798 --> 00:39:11,493 Okay, what is wrong with you? 506 00:39:11,567 --> 00:39:13,535 You take me for granted. 507 00:39:14,169 --> 00:39:16,000 Did you think I wouldn't find out? 508 00:39:16,071 --> 00:39:19,507 What are you doing, Sean? When were you gonna tell me? 509 00:39:21,510 --> 00:39:23,239 I was waiting for the right moment. 510 00:39:23,312 --> 00:39:25,473 How about last week when you screwed me... 511 00:39:25,547 --> 00:39:29,108 but wouldn't kiss me? We could have talked about it then. 512 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,819 This is the right thing for me. 513 00:39:33,889 --> 00:39:36,153 l've wanted to do pro bono work for a while now. 514 00:39:36,225 --> 00:39:37,692 I'm gonna do that. 515 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:40,227 I saw this boy the other day. He's horribly burned. 516 00:39:40,296 --> 00:39:44,289 I want to spend my time and my talent working on people like him. 517 00:39:45,701 --> 00:39:48,101 Liz is coming. I mean, she also-- 518 00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,731 What the hell is it with people in this house... 519 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:52,865 throwing things at my head? 520 00:39:52,942 --> 00:39:55,410 Finally, some passion! Congratulations! 521 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,707 You're not bloodless after all! 522 00:39:57,780 --> 00:40:01,011 Do you know how long it has been since I have heard you laugh? 523 00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:04,280 Since I have seen you be emotional about anything? 524 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:06,913 Jesus, Sean. 525 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:09,617 I haven't seen you cry since Matt was born. 526 00:40:09,692 --> 00:40:12,490 I'm not gonna apologize for that. I'm a surgeon. 527 00:40:12,561 --> 00:40:14,358 lf I get emotional, patients die. 528 00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:17,627 I'm not one of your patients, Sean! I'm your wife! 529 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:20,061 And on your watch, a death has occurred... 530 00:40:20,135 --> 00:40:22,103 the death of you and me. 531 00:40:22,204 --> 00:40:25,367 This marriage doesn't even have a pulse anymore. 532 00:40:31,747 --> 00:40:33,146 I know that. 533 00:40:33,816 --> 00:40:35,716 And I'm sad about that. 534 00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:40,382 Jules, I realize that we do need to fix something... 535 00:40:40,456 --> 00:40:43,391 and it's not your breasts. We need to fix us. 536 00:40:43,492 --> 00:40:46,950 I want us to be like we used to be. We had parity, equality-- 537 00:40:47,029 --> 00:40:50,658 How can we have equality when you don't even respect me enough... 538 00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:53,930 to, at the very least, tell me you're thinking of walking away... 539 00:40:54,003 --> 00:40:56,403 from everything we've sacrificed our lives for? 540 00:40:56,472 --> 00:40:59,066 -Are we being completely honest? -Yes. 541 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:03,610 I guess I don't respect you like I used to. 542 00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:10,910 Finally. Floodgates open. 543 00:41:10,986 --> 00:41:13,386 What do you do with your days, Julia? 544 00:41:13,455 --> 00:41:14,513 You shop. 545 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:17,184 You get your vagina waxed like some porn starlet. 546 00:41:17,259 --> 00:41:19,124 You go to lunch with your girlfriends. 547 00:41:19,194 --> 00:41:21,594 Sorry, that seems like easy street to me. 548 00:41:21,663 --> 00:41:24,131 Yet when I come home, you're stone. 549 00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:25,564 You don't show me any respect... 550 00:41:25,634 --> 00:41:28,967 even though I think the life l've given you is pretty goddamn sweet! 551 00:41:29,038 --> 00:41:32,906 You gave me nothing! I made this life with you. 552 00:41:35,944 --> 00:41:37,935 Did you think this is what I wanted... 553 00:41:38,013 --> 00:41:41,608 to be some Stepford doctor's wife? It's not. 554 00:41:41,683 --> 00:41:44,948 Then change your life! Change it like I'm changing mine. 555 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:48,012 This isn't change, Sean. This is a whim. 556 00:41:48,524 --> 00:41:51,084 You want change? How about my change? 557 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,618 How about me going back to college and getting my doctor's degree... 558 00:41:54,696 --> 00:41:57,256 when Annie goes back to school next year? 559 00:41:58,033 --> 00:42:01,935 That's my change. The change we've talked about for the last 10 years. 560 00:42:02,337 --> 00:42:04,771 Apparently you've forgotten about that. 561 00:42:07,276 --> 00:42:10,939 lf you think that I am gonna go back to the bottom... 562 00:42:11,013 --> 00:42:15,279 and work two part-time jobs and settle my dream again... 563 00:42:15,751 --> 00:42:19,278 so you can whistle your way through a midlife crisis... 564 00:42:19,688 --> 00:42:21,679 you're horribly mistaken. 565 00:42:28,864 --> 00:42:30,058 My God. 566 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:34,791 When was the last time we went to bed that you didn't hate me? 567 00:43:36,098 --> 00:43:39,397 So I hear your marriage jumped the shark last week. 568 00:43:40,435 --> 00:43:41,959 My condolences. 569 00:43:48,377 --> 00:43:49,810 It's a nice place. 570 00:43:50,078 --> 00:43:53,980 Put a Nagel print up on the wall and you're right back to where we started. 571 00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:56,916 -Christian, I'm not coming back. -Yes, you are. 572 00:43:56,985 --> 00:44:00,853 We worked too hard to get here. Although you won't admit it, you need me. 573 00:44:00,923 --> 00:44:05,189 Just like I need you. I'm the salesman, the planner. You're the talent. We fit. 574 00:44:05,527 --> 00:44:08,587 -We always have. -You'll do fine without me, Christian. 575 00:44:08,664 --> 00:44:11,155 With your corner on the placebo surgery market... 576 00:44:11,233 --> 00:44:13,497 you could easily find another partner. 577 00:44:24,046 --> 00:44:26,810 You think a big change like this will be easy? 578 00:44:26,982 --> 00:44:30,281 lt will not. You want a change? Great. Do the nip-and-tuck route. 579 00:44:30,352 --> 00:44:33,879 Subtle, imperceptible shifts. lsn't that what you recommend to patients? 580 00:44:33,956 --> 00:44:36,948 But don't think that you have the time or the patience... 581 00:44:37,025 --> 00:44:38,686 for an entire life lift. 582 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,660 We're not 27 anymore. We're 40. 583 00:44:40,729 --> 00:44:42,993 Brother, we're on the cusp of the American dream. 584 00:44:43,065 --> 00:44:44,930 It's not my dream anymore. 585 00:44:54,076 --> 00:44:56,874 Here. You left this when you were cleaning out your office. 586 00:44:56,945 --> 00:45:00,039 The first dollar we ever made. It's romantic, isn't it? 587 00:45:07,322 --> 00:45:09,813 I'll be keeping this as part of our settlement. 588 00:45:09,891 --> 00:45:12,451 -What are you saying? -You signed a contract with me. 589 00:45:12,527 --> 00:45:15,257 A corporation contract, and if you forgot, it stipulates... 590 00:45:15,330 --> 00:45:18,458 that if the corporation is dissolved, which I see now that it is... 591 00:45:18,533 --> 00:45:21,093 the disbanding partner has to buy the other partner out. 592 00:45:21,169 --> 00:45:24,570 -I don't want anything but a clean start. -Tough shit. You pay up. 593 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,575 You've got one week, or I hire a lawyer and freeze your assets. 594 00:45:27,643 --> 00:45:30,908 Then I come after your home, your pension, maybe Matt's college fund. 595 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:32,640 -You wouldn't-- -Try me! 596 00:46:09,151 --> 00:46:11,176 Get a decent carpet in here. 597 00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:17,389 Silvio Perez is scheduled to be released today. 598 00:46:17,459 --> 00:46:19,256 You need to sign him out. 599 00:46:20,562 --> 00:46:21,790 Let him rot. 600 00:46:42,384 --> 00:46:43,612 Oh, God. 601 00:46:47,122 --> 00:46:50,421 Mom, I'm going to go to Vanessa's after school, okay? 602 00:46:50,492 --> 00:46:54,394 No, Matt, you're not. I need you to clean out the pool. 603 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:57,694 -But, Mom, I can do that when l-- -No, Matt, you're not! 604 00:46:58,467 --> 00:47:02,733 I need you to clean out the pool. I'm sick of doing everything around here. 605 00:47:08,877 --> 00:47:09,969 Okay. 606 00:47:27,696 --> 00:47:31,928 I am not gonna clean up your shit anymore! 607 00:47:35,036 --> 00:47:36,264 Oh, God. 608 00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:37,487 Yes, Mr. Troy? 609 00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,323 Get over here. 610 00:49:15,470 --> 00:49:18,462 Bring the good stuff? And it had better be good. 611 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:22,704 -We're paying you $1,000 a girl. -This is the best there is, ladies. 612 00:49:22,978 --> 00:49:26,175 Where's your partner? I said I wanted two doctors. 613 00:49:26,848 --> 00:49:28,577 There are 10 girls here. 614 00:49:29,150 --> 00:49:30,947 l've done 10 women before. 615 00:49:33,288 --> 00:49:35,756 I hate to do this up-front, Celia, but.... 616 00:49:37,859 --> 00:49:40,794 -You act like this is a drug deal. -lt is. 617 00:49:44,533 --> 00:49:46,501 Let's see how you're healing. 618 00:49:58,580 --> 00:49:59,911 Very nice. 619 00:50:03,018 --> 00:50:04,883 Would you like to see? 620 00:50:21,703 --> 00:50:24,228 -What did he say? -Good job. 621 00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:29,975 The swelling is minimal. You're fine to travel. I'll go sign you out. 622 00:50:30,312 --> 00:50:33,509 Dr. McNamara, my brother has a question. 623 00:50:33,582 --> 00:50:34,674 What? 624 00:50:34,749 --> 00:50:39,049 Can you transform his waistline later today, like you did his face? 625 00:50:40,188 --> 00:50:41,985 We'll pay you $2,000. 626 00:50:44,392 --> 00:50:46,257 I'm just setting up a new practice. 627 00:50:46,328 --> 00:50:48,853 I'm not completely equipped for surgery yet. 628 00:50:49,431 --> 00:50:52,594 He wants a new waist? Tell him to knock off the Cheetos. 629 00:50:53,802 --> 00:50:56,532 How about $20,000? Cash. 630 00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,072 Money like that will certainly come in handy... 631 00:51:01,409 --> 00:51:04,708 for a businessman starting from scratch. 632 00:51:07,248 --> 00:51:08,237 No? 633 00:51:18,593 --> 00:51:21,255 -How did you hear about me? -Word of mouth. 634 00:51:22,430 --> 00:51:25,160 -Don't lay flat for four hours. -English? 635 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:28,300 Tomorrow you'll be one hot bitch. 636 00:51:31,373 --> 00:51:32,397 Hold on. 637 00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:37,477 You mean hotter. 638 00:51:37,779 --> 00:51:39,838 l've one more girlfriend waiting to see you. 639 00:51:39,914 --> 00:51:41,074 Send her in. 640 00:52:04,105 --> 00:52:05,367 Dr. Troy. 641 00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:10,241 Allow me to introduce myself. 642 00:52:10,311 --> 00:52:13,144 I'm Escobar Gallardo, Celia's boyfriend. 643 00:52:16,117 --> 00:52:19,450 I'm also the former boss of Silvio Perez. 644 00:53:09,104 --> 00:53:12,096 -Didn't know you smoked. -Neither did l. 645 00:53:14,676 --> 00:53:17,702 -What are you doing here? -Thinking. 646 00:53:20,081 --> 00:53:23,573 -Thinking about what? -lf I should go through with something. 647 00:53:23,752 --> 00:53:25,515 What's stopping you? 648 00:53:26,554 --> 00:53:27,816 Honestly? 649 00:53:29,124 --> 00:53:31,319 What you would think of me if I did. 650 00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:39,425 Well, don't let me stop you, Dad. You go ahead and do it. 651 00:53:40,268 --> 00:53:43,704 Almost all my friends' parents are divorced. Life goes on. 652 00:53:43,938 --> 00:53:46,099 Your mom and I aren't getting divorced. 653 00:53:46,174 --> 00:53:49,473 We're just taking some time apart. 654 00:53:52,113 --> 00:53:54,741 I was contemplating a work-related matter. 655 00:54:09,964 --> 00:54:11,829 Speaking of work, come on. 656 00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,995 Since you fired Julio, Mom's making me sweep the pool. 657 00:54:15,069 --> 00:54:18,732 I shouldn't have to clean up after your mistakes alone, right? 658 00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:32,479 l've been gentle with you, my friend. I'm going to ask you one more time. 659 00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:35,446 I know you operated on Silvio Perez. 660 00:54:35,523 --> 00:54:37,047 You don't know shit! 661 00:54:48,837 --> 00:54:52,739 We checked around town. Your colleagues all turned Silvio down. 662 00:54:53,074 --> 00:54:55,008 But you were repeatedly mentioned... 663 00:54:55,076 --> 00:54:57,772 by your colleagues as someone lacking ethics. 664 00:54:57,912 --> 00:55:01,370 Someone who would take a child molester on as a client. 665 00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,275 Silvio stole that money! 666 00:55:08,289 --> 00:55:10,689 He stole my daughter's innocence. 667 00:55:14,095 --> 00:55:16,689 You can understand my lack of patience. 668 00:55:19,634 --> 00:55:22,865 He's in Dade County, under the name of Cordova. 669 00:55:31,813 --> 00:55:34,475 Alejandro, you're not allowed to be in here. 670 00:55:34,883 --> 00:55:37,681 My brother's very nervous this time, Doctor. 671 00:55:38,286 --> 00:55:41,551 This room is not as soothing to him as the other one was. 672 00:55:42,190 --> 00:55:45,057 He misses the plants, the art on the walls. 673 00:55:45,126 --> 00:55:48,220 -lt was very comforting. -So what do you want me to do? 674 00:55:48,496 --> 00:55:50,896 To let me sit in and be with him. 675 00:55:51,132 --> 00:55:53,999 l've always been the one who could calm him down. 676 00:55:54,235 --> 00:55:56,897 Look, if I'm there, he will be fine. 677 00:55:57,005 --> 00:55:59,997 And I have no problem with the sight of blood. 678 00:56:00,275 --> 00:56:01,606 Sorry, no. 679 00:56:03,912 --> 00:56:06,039 We'll give you $5,000 extra. 680 00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:16,522 Alejandro, put on your mask. 681 00:56:34,175 --> 00:56:36,837 Dr. Troy, why didn't your partner come with you today? 682 00:56:36,911 --> 00:56:39,345 I was looking forward to meeting him. 683 00:56:39,414 --> 00:56:41,882 He's in San Francisco at an AMA convention. 684 00:56:42,450 --> 00:56:43,678 Question: 685 00:56:43,751 --> 00:56:46,549 Are there any side effects to the drug... 686 00:56:47,722 --> 00:56:49,952 you pumped into my girlfriend's face? 687 00:56:52,427 --> 00:56:54,224 -This BOTOX shit. -No. 688 00:56:55,129 --> 00:56:58,223 BOTOX is a purified serum from the botulism toxin. 689 00:56:58,299 --> 00:57:00,199 It's FDA approved. It's completely safe. 690 00:57:00,268 --> 00:57:02,930 Then why after you gave my girlfriend BOTOX... 691 00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:05,734 did you tell her not to lie down for four hours? 692 00:57:05,807 --> 00:57:08,139 -We tell all patients that. -Why? 693 00:57:21,289 --> 00:57:24,190 BOTOX works by paralyzing the muscles... 694 00:57:24,592 --> 00:57:28,289 such as the forehead, which controls wrinkles, frown lines. 695 00:57:29,130 --> 00:57:31,758 lf you were to lay flat, there's a possibility... 696 00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:34,961 it could drift to areas you don't want paralyzed. Like cheeks. 697 00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:36,526 Why would that be a problem? 698 00:57:36,604 --> 00:57:40,165 Those muscles monitor salivary control, speech motor pattern. 699 00:57:40,241 --> 00:57:41,833 lf the BOTOX drifts there... 700 00:57:41,909 --> 00:57:45,106 you'd look like a stroke victim till the drug wore off. 701 00:57:45,179 --> 00:57:48,546 -How long does that take? -Up to two months in some cases. 702 00:57:48,616 --> 00:57:52,245 That's why I told Celia not to lie down. I was looking out for her. 703 00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:58,825 lnteresting. That's very sweet of you. 704 00:58:04,665 --> 00:58:07,225 Why are you protecting a child molester? 705 00:58:07,869 --> 00:58:09,097 Answer me! 706 00:58:10,204 --> 00:58:14,163 Why are you protecting a child molester? 707 00:58:15,676 --> 00:58:17,701 Your partner isn't in San Francisco. 708 00:58:17,779 --> 00:58:20,942 He checked Silvio Perez out of the hospital four hours ago. 709 00:58:21,015 --> 00:58:24,348 They left together. Where did they go? 710 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,187 I don't know! 711 00:58:27,255 --> 00:58:29,883 You don't know? Well, know this. 712 00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:43,403 Alejandro, sit down. 713 00:58:43,471 --> 00:58:45,234 Wake him up. 714 00:58:49,377 --> 00:58:51,208 Your brother's gonna be fine. 715 00:58:51,279 --> 00:58:53,941 Wake him up, or I'm gonna shoot both of you. 716 00:58:55,650 --> 00:58:58,915 -lf I bring him out too soon, he could die. -Do it! 717 00:59:03,724 --> 00:59:05,555 At 80, he's conscious. 718 00:59:07,261 --> 00:59:10,458 Okay, stop. Come on, move! 719 00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:15,795 Get back. 720 00:59:24,512 --> 00:59:27,675 Silvio, listen. I have good news. 721 00:59:27,748 --> 00:59:29,306 I found out.... 722 00:59:30,218 --> 00:59:33,085 Today I was told that my girlfriend is pregnant. 723 00:59:34,655 --> 00:59:37,715 We're gonna have a daughter. She's four months. 724 00:59:37,992 --> 00:59:39,482 That's good, right? 725 00:59:41,929 --> 00:59:44,420 You'll never see my daughter. 726 00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:47,861 I cannot risk it. 727 00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:52,404 You're sick. 728 00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:58,337 You have shamed our family for the last time. 729 01:00:02,650 --> 01:00:04,413 I only wanted you... 730 01:00:05,653 --> 01:00:08,349 to know this so you would understand... 731 01:00:08,422 --> 01:00:10,822 and you would forgive me, please. 732 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,701 Goodbye, my brother. 733 01:00:28,676 --> 01:00:30,303 Stop it. You'll kill him ! 734 01:00:30,378 --> 01:00:34,075 It's like that, or with a bullet to the temple! You choose! 735 01:00:39,820 --> 01:00:42,015 One more BOTOX shot, Dr. Troy. 736 01:00:44,192 --> 01:00:46,092 What should we paralyze next? 737 01:00:47,228 --> 01:00:48,820 One last chance. 738 01:00:49,163 --> 01:00:52,894 Your partner didn't go back to your office. Where did he go? 739 01:01:07,615 --> 01:01:09,344 That looks painful, man. 740 01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:13,780 Wait here. 741 01:01:16,724 --> 01:01:19,522 It's your partner. I think we'll take this call. 742 01:01:19,994 --> 01:01:21,154 Hello. 743 01:01:22,830 --> 01:01:25,424 I'm sorry. Dr. Troy is not available right now. 744 01:01:25,499 --> 01:01:26,989 Sean, hang up! 745 01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:31,102 Dr. McNamara, tell you what. 746 01:01:32,139 --> 01:01:34,505 I'll let you speak to your partner... 747 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:38,936 if you tell me where Silvio Perez is. 748 01:02:07,575 --> 01:02:09,042 Jesus Christ. 749 01:02:12,313 --> 01:02:13,803 What happened? 750 01:02:14,749 --> 01:02:16,376 I killed my brother. 751 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,120 I have a daughter, too. 752 01:02:24,258 --> 01:02:26,726 You chose the right family, Alejandro. 753 01:02:28,329 --> 01:02:29,591 Let's go. 754 01:02:36,003 --> 01:02:39,097 Wait! What are we supposed to do with this body? 755 01:02:39,273 --> 01:02:40,865 That's your problem. 756 01:02:52,353 --> 01:02:53,445 Shit! 757 01:02:55,956 --> 01:02:57,150 We have to go to the police. 758 01:02:57,224 --> 01:02:59,954 They'll believe us, right, Christian? Please. 759 01:03:00,027 --> 01:03:02,052 This guy died of an anesthesia overdose. 760 01:03:02,129 --> 01:03:04,290 It's shoddy medical practice any way you cut it. 761 01:03:04,365 --> 01:03:06,697 I'll lose my medical license. So will Liz. 762 01:03:08,069 --> 01:03:10,663 No. I am not going down for this. 763 01:03:10,738 --> 01:03:15,107 I am not gonna have my entire life destroyed because you two screwed up! 764 01:03:15,743 --> 01:03:17,005 Fix this! 765 01:03:31,192 --> 01:03:32,682 So what do we do? 766 01:03:55,249 --> 01:03:58,218 -Are you having a stroke? -BOTOX is kicking in. 767 01:03:58,319 --> 01:04:00,879 Ten shots, all in muscles and motor control sites. 768 01:04:00,955 --> 01:04:03,014 I'm gonna look like Kirk Douglas. 769 01:04:03,090 --> 01:04:04,717 Why'd they give you the shots? 770 01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:07,158 Because I couldn't tell them where Silvio was. 771 01:04:07,228 --> 01:04:09,753 Because I wouldn't tell them where you were. 772 01:04:11,265 --> 01:04:14,393 Do you mind telling me why we bought 12 goddamn hams? 773 01:04:15,202 --> 01:04:17,534 Because alligators are finicky eaters. 774 01:04:36,891 --> 01:04:39,917 Hopefully, they're gonna get confused and eat everything. 775 01:04:39,994 --> 01:04:42,258 Then there won't be any trace left. 776 01:04:46,834 --> 01:04:47,926 What? 777 01:04:49,069 --> 01:04:50,730 I was just thinking... 778 01:04:50,805 --> 01:04:54,241 how I used to do the same thing with Matt when he was little. 779 01:04:54,775 --> 01:04:57,073 Hide the peas in his mashed potatoes. 780 01:05:02,683 --> 01:05:04,207 I didn't know, Sean. 781 01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:08,814 When I booked the job, I didn't know. 782 01:05:10,624 --> 01:05:13,718 I would never work on someone who could hurt our Annie. 783 01:05:15,262 --> 01:05:16,422 Never. 784 01:05:17,865 --> 01:05:19,662 I need to believe that. 785 01:05:26,807 --> 01:05:30,504 I think we should hire a full-time psychologist to screen better. 786 01:05:32,513 --> 01:05:36,142 And I want 20% of our client base to be pro bono from now on. 787 01:05:39,386 --> 01:05:41,149 Let's clean out the trunk. 788 01:06:07,147 --> 01:06:10,139 You're a little too good at this. You're scaring me. 789 01:06:10,384 --> 01:06:13,080 Good. It's good you're scared of me. 790 01:06:38,879 --> 01:06:39,868 Rip youyoup 61736

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