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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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So then my dad,
who's in the Marine Corps,
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practically blew his flat top
when I told him I was
moving to New York.
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But he chilled when I told him
I had a great job.
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Do you know where
I could find a great job?
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All right, someone needs
some alone time.
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Wait, my wallet's gone!
Someone must have stolen it.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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I don't suppose I could
pay you in lip gloss
and breath mints?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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They're wintergreen.
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(GRUNTS)
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That was rude!
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Ha, ha, you missed me!
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Whoa, you must
be a really bad tipper.
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I'm Jessie.
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And I'm guessing
this is yours?
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Oh, thank you sweetie.
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That's just my slingshot.
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She doesn't know it's a bra.
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(SCREAMING)
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Bye, Nanny.
Whatever your name was!
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Hey, Jessie, you want
to be my new nanny?
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Oh, thank you sweetie.
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But I didn't come all the way
from Fort Hood in Texas
to be a baby sitter.
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I came to New York to follow
my dreams, 'cause this is
where dreams come true!
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Yeah, right.
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Until then, I like my grilled
cheese cut in triangles,
and my tutus starched.
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Whoa, this is like
the Astrodome,
but with better furniture.
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Look, Bertram, I found
a new nanny in the street.
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Can we keep her?
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If she doesn't poop on the
floor, it's fine with me.
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Wait, don't you want to ask me
any more questions?
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Do you poop on the floor?
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No!
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Congratulations!
You just made the first cut.
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Wait here, the parents
will be home soon
to interview you.
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All this, and all I have
to do is take care of one
cute little girl!
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(SCREAMING)
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Luke, giveNo way!k my moon!
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I need it for
my solar system!
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I'll show you a moon.
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay, okay!
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(CHOKING)
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(COUGHING)
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Stop it! Stop!
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Emma!
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Please tell me those kids
are in the wrong apartment.
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(SCREAMING)
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Those are my
brothers and sister.
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Or as I call them,
the nanny killers.
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Stop it!
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Luke, Emma, please!
Violence is never
the solution.
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Oh!
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To heck with the non-violence!
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I am on you like
stripes on a tiger!
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(SCREAMING)
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Stop!
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I'm the good child.
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Make me brownies.
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((LAUGHING)
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Uh, hey, release!
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Stop it!
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Huh, usually works with
the dogs back home.
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Hello, I'm Luke, and you are?
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Way too old for you.
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Do you kids fight
like this in front
of your parents?
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Sometimes, but they
never come up for
air long enough to notice.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Their parents are Morgan
and Christina Ross?
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The famous movie director
and supermodel turned
business mogul?
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No, they're sheep farmers.
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Hey, guys.
We missed you so much!
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And we brought presents!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Not for you.
This isn't Oprah.
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This is Jessie.
I want her to be our
new nanny.
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(EXCLAIMS) So do I.
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Nanny Kay quit?
Did she say anything
before she left?
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She said you'd be hearing
from her lawyers.
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And then she said...
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(SCREAMING)
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Who wants to see
the cool toy that
George Lucas gave me?
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ALL: Me!
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Whoa!
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Is that a real lightsaber?
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Of course not!
It's just a prop.
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(SWISHING)
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Awesome!
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, maybe we better
go let that Ewok out
of the toy chest.
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Let's go!
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ALL: Yeah!
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Emma, how's your science
fair project coming?
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I don't care what those
judges said last year.
I loved your glitter volcano.
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Mount Fabulous?
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Thanks, Mom.
But this year's gonna
be even better.
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I got a clipboard
and everything.
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I'm gonna be super science-y.
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Okay, Daddy and I will
be back tomorrow in time
for your science fair.
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But first, we have to fly
to the set of Galactopus Two.
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(GASPS) I loved
the original Galactopus.
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It is the best giant
radioactive space
octopus movie of all time.
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Well, according to our
security team, you're
a straight-A student,
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a universal blood donor,
which could come
in handy with our kids,
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and you have
a squeaky clean record.
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Uh, except for once in third
grade, you went to the
bathroom without a hall pass.
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If you tasted that
cafeteria food, you'd
completely understand.
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Armadillo does not
go down easy.
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(SIGHS)
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Whatcha doin'?
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Just getting a read on you.
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I have made a fortune
trusting my instincts.
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That and slappin' my name
on everything from
sunglasses to cat food.
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You're hired!
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(GASPS) Really?
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Thank you! Oh!
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Hey, mom, can I date
the new nanny?
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Let me think about it. No!
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Oh, well, ours will
be a forbidden love.
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Starting now.
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Hey, babe!
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Ready for our date?
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We don't have a date.
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But I instructed Bertram
to make us boeuf bourguignon.
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With extra boeuf.
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Just hold your boeuf!
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From now on,
we're all going
to have dinner together.
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As a family.
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Ew, no! I can't eat
and look at Luke
at the same time.
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And, Jessie, don't you think
having a bunch of kids
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on our date is kinda
going to kill the mood?
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Zuri, time for dinner.
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I'm already eating dinner with
my friend, Millie the Mermaid.
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Zuri has imaginary friends.
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Well, I like my friends real.
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Especially my lady friends.
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Well, if Millie can flop
downstairs, she's welcome
to come eat with us.
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Thank you,
but she won't do that.
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Luke makes her uncomfortable.
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What?
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Ravi, time for dinner!
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I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.
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Why? Is there some imaginary
monster behind the door?
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(SCREAMING)
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Yeah, Ravi's giant
razor-toothed lizard.
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But I'm not allowed
to have a pony?
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That is cold!
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I cannot believe you
excluded Mr. Kipling from
our family dinner.
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Mr. Kipling is the only thing
Ravi brought from India when
we adopted him last month.
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Oh, so I couldn't board
the plane with four
ounces of shampoo.
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But he gets to carry
on a velociraptor!
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So, isn't this nice?
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Would anyone like
to share about their day?
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I guess that's a no.
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Now can I go upstairs
and finish my science project?
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(SIGHS) Okay, fine.
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I must leave, too.
When Mr. Kipling
is alone, he gets scared.
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Of what?
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I'm out, too.
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This date was a total
waste of clean underwear.
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TMI, and go do your homework.
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Uh, you're not the boss of me.
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Actually, I kind of am.
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Oh, someone's about
to flip the table.
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Well, you know what, babe?
That doesn't work for me.
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In fact, that's it.
This relationship is over!
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And to think,
you coulda had all this.
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He's delusional.
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Oh, look who I'm talking to.
A girl who thinks
mermaids are real.
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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Well, I meant...
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Millie the Mermaid is real!
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No, no, no, Zuri.
No, no, no, no!
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Last time I pick a nanny
up out of the gutter!
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Okay, I made everyone cookies.
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And, where did everyone go?
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Don't know, don't care.
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I think they might
have run away
because they hate you.
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What?
Why would you think that?
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This note I found.
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"We're running away
because we hate you."
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I read between the lines.
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Oh, and look, the "h"
in "hick" is backwards.
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It's adorable.
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I can't lose all of the kids
on my first day!
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Wh... What are their parents
going to say?
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I have no idea.
But I say, "Well done."
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(SIGHS) Can't believe they
all signed this mean note.
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Even the mermaid!
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I was going to sign it too
but the pen is...
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It's so far away.
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Tony! Have you seen the kids?
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Nah, I don't really pay much
attention to who comes
in and out of here.
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They ran away!
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I lost four kids in two hours!
That's gotta be some
kind of record!
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Oh, they're out there,
somewhere...
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They're on the roof.
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What?
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Playing in their
dad's helicopter.
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What?
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Oh, this is bad! This is bad!
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This is bad! This is bad!
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(LAUGHING)
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I cannot believe
you kids actually went
up in that helicopter!
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We were only a few
feet in the air.
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I was dangling from
the landing skids!
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Oh, oh, you think
this is funny!
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Not as funny as your hair.
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(LAUGHING)
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You know what? That's it!
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Everyone, drop
and give me 20!
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Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
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Hey, and that includes
Millie the Mermaid.
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(LAUGHING)
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All right, if anybody
eyeballs me,
they're going in the hole!
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Do we have a hole?
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Have you seen my room?
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Ravi? Ravi!
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Hey, I'm sorry
I upset Mr. Kipling.
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So I made him some
chicken fried crickets.
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That is very kind,
but Mr. Kipling is still
a seething cauldron of anger.
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So I see.
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Stupid video game!
It is like eating hot curry!
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I love it, but I always
get burned in the end.
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Cyborg Renegades?
Just use the frag rifle.
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Eat lead, metal head!
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Not you, you should
never eat lead.
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ELECTRONIC VOICE: Oh!
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(LAUGHING)
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That is brilliant!
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Here, you try.
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I'm gonna go, uh, give
Mr. Kipling his snack.
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Uh-oh.
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Ravi! Ravi!
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Consume lead,
robotic ruffians!
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Help! I don't want to end
as some dinosaur's chew toy!
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(HISSING)
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Nice velociraptor.
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(SCREAMING)
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Help! Help!
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Oh, Ravi!
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(HISSING)
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Ravi, help!
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(CRYING) I'm so afraid!
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Ravi! Ravi, I'm in the tube.
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Oh, Ravi! Ravi!
249
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,049
(SCREAMING)
250
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,216
Help! Help! Ravi, help!
251
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,985
Ravi! Ravi!
252
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,194
(GASPING)
253
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,355
Ravi, I'm in the tube-y thing!
Help! Hey!
254
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,003
(SCREAMING)
255
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,034
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
256
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,166
(GASPING)
257
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,938
Yes! I have prevailed!
258
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,342
This is much more fun than
playing Duck Duck Mongoose.
259
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,107
Thank you, Jessie,
for your excellent tutelage!
260
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,417
(LAUGHS) You're welcome.
261
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,650
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go
change my pants.
262
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,287
And not cause
they're ripped.
263
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,927
Emma, can I do
anything for you?
264
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,204
You could pack your bags
and move to this planet.
265
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,444
That's Earth.
266
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,165
(BEEPING)
267
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,336
Ooh! It's Mom and Dad!
268
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,379
Hey, honey..
269
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,080
Hi! Oh, don't look
at my project!
270
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,223
I want it to be a total
surprise for tomorrow!
271
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,249
Em, about your project,
272
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,956
we're really sorry,
but we're not going
to be able to make it.
273
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,360
(LAUGHS) Of course not,
that would be cheating!
274
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,289
I'm making it.
275
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,299
No, sweetie,
my movie is running
way behind schedule,
276
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,243
I mean, Galactopus
hasn't devoured
Angelina Jolie yet.
277
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,509
And tomorrow is the only
day that Angelina
can meet with me
278
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,279
to discuss endorsing
my new clothing line.
279
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:46,179
So, you're not gonna be able
to make the science fair?
280
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,283
You know how it is,
sweetie, if I fall behind,
the studio will fire me.
281
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,320
We're really sorry, honey.
282
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,392
It's okay,
don't worry about it.
283
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,318
BOTH: We love you!
284
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,055
(SIGHS)
285
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,363
Emma, are you okay?
286
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,996
Why wouldn't I be?
I'm used to it.
287
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,004
They missed my tenth
birthday because of
the first Galactopus.
288
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,737
And they'll probably
miss my wedding because
of Galactopus Three!
289
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,313
I just wish Angelina Jolie
would kill that stupid
space squid!
290
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,352
Emma, wait!
I'll help you finish
your project!
291
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,452
(EXCLAIMING)
292
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,448
(GASPS)
293
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:28,915
Oh, no!
294
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,185
Don't worry, Jessie,
just do what I do.
295
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,255
Blame it on Luke.
296
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,434
Luke! You're in trouble.
297
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,352
Hey, Emma, good luck
at the science fair.
298
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,049
And remember, Pluto might
need a little extra glue.
299
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,322
Doesn't matter.
300
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,389
But thanks for staying
up all night to fix
what Luke broke.
301
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,060
You're welcome.
302
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,519
There's the bus!
303
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,056
Oh, guys, your lunches!
304
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,063
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
305
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,795
Sorry, kids!
Coulda been worse!
306
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,159
That tuna coulda
been canned!
307
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,802
So, poor Emma's really
disappointed, huh?
308
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,207
Yeah, I've been
trying to reach her
parents all morning,
309
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,210
but all I get is voicemail.
310
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,152
(SIGHS) I need to get
up there fast
so I can talk to them.
311
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,108
Too bad you can't
fly a helicopter.
312
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,154
Actually, I can!
313
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,152
You can?
314
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,154
Yeah, my dad taught me.
315
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,346
He also taught me how
to survive in the desert
316
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,417
with nothing but a toothpick
and a bobby pin.
317
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,886
TONY: Really?
318
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,334
My dad taught me how
to hotwire a car with
a paper clip and a penny.
319
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,136
Hey! This is a closed set.
320
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,471
Oh, I need to speak with
Morgan or Christina Ross.
321
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,106
A little girl's happiness
is at stake!
322
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,842
You're not that little.
323
00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,346
And it's creepy
to refer to yourself
in the third person.
324
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,280
What? Oh, no, no!
You don't understand.
My name is Jessie.
325
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,676
Oh, are they in here?
Or...
326
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,229
(BELL RINGING)
327
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,704
All right extras!
Get over here and act dead!
328
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:29,107
And remember, corpses
don't smile at the camera.
329
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,350
Galactopus Two:
This Time It's Personal!
330
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,181
Scene 36.
Take One.
331
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,224
It's yours, Morgan.
332
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,718
Action!
333
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,260
(SCREAMS)
334
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,560
Gross, gross.
335
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,231
(SCREAMS)
336
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,730
At least buy me dinner first!
337
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,926
(SCREAMING)
338
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,173
Wow, that extra is fantastic!
339
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,900
She lookI know.y scared.
340
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,904
(SCREAMING)
341
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,436
Help! Help!
342
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,612
Keep your tentacles
to yourself, Galactopus!
343
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,181
(EXCLAIMS)
344
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,680
(CHUCKLING)
345
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,711
(BELL RINGING)
346
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,216
That extra broke
my tentacle!
347
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,250
Morgan! Christina!
It's me, Jessie!
348
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,686
What are you doing here?
349
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,231
I came to tell you how
much Emma wants
you to be at her science fair.
350
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,228
(SIGHS) She said it was okay.
351
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,730
She lied!
352
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,231
Oh! Well, we'll make
it uYeah!her.
353
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,704
When? Haven't you guys ever
wondered why you have
revolving nannies?
354
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,944
Your kids chase them away
because they want
to get your attention!
355
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,240
They miss you.
356
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:37,343
And even if you fire me
for saying this, and I lose
the best job I've ever had,
357
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,377
you need to start
being there for them!
358
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,293
BOTH: You're fired.
359
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,388
What? Wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no!
360
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,460
No, this is where you thank
me for being honest with you.
361
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,490
And for caring more about
your kids than about my job,
362
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,625
resulting in warm
hugs all around!
363
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,261
That only happens
in the movies.
364
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,196
Wait!
365
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,677
Hey, did I make it in time?
366
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,009
I'm next, but I don't care.
367
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,554
Me neither. Let's bounce.
368
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:17,780
Hey, you're staying.
And you should care!
369
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,387
You worked really
hard on this. You should
be proud of yourself.
370
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,790
JessiEmma, listen.ven...
371
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,622
I know your parents
can't be here physically.
372
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,287
But that doesn't mean
they're not with you.
373
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,686
They are, believe me.
374
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,327
Look, it's like these planets.
375
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,266
They're far away from
each other, right?
376
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:39,042
They have a gravitational
pull that always keeps
them together.
377
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,611
No matter what.
That's what love is like.
378
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:46,351
It stretches over any
distance and it's too strong
to be broken.
379
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:50,319
Our last contestant
is Emma Ross.
380
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,820
Now you go on up there
and kick some asteroid!
381
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,601
This is a model
of our solar system.
382
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,707
"It demonstrates that
even against massive
opposing forces,
383
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,705
"one stronger force can
keep everything together.
384
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,418
"That force is gravy."
385
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,494
(CLEARS THROAT)
386
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,519
Oh, "That force is gravity."
387
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,361
Also known as Jessie.
388
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,756
You came!
389
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,397
Well, students,
you're all a disgrace,
390
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:45,414
and the reason this
country is 28th in the
world in science.
391
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:51,406
That is, except for
Preston and Emma.
392
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,349
Great job, guys!
393
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,482
And the winner is...
394
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,358
(WHISPERING)
I'm sorry. It's my fault.
395
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,087
It's okay.
396
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,685
And the winner,
397
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:12,127
for her brilliant
demonstration that Pluto is no
longer considered a planet,
398
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:17,504
thus smashing
previous scientific
theory, is Emma Ross!
399
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,367
(EXCLAIMING)
400
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:23,379
We are so proud of you!
401
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,410
Why did you guys change
your mind about coming?
402
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:30,453
Uh, because they love you.
403
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:36,763
And we realize that being
there for you is really more
important than any job.
404
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:40,489
Even if I never work
for that studio again.
Or any other studio.
405
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,398
Please, lord,
don't let me end up in TV.
406
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,460
Oh!
407
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,596
So, now let's go celebrate
with a nice family dinner!
408
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,596
(EXCLAIMS) Dibs on sitting
next to Jessie.
409
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:52,708
(LAUGHS)
410
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,912
And maybe after dinner,
we could...
411
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,454
Forget it, freckles.
412
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,415
I love victory sprinkles!
413
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,822
Uh-oh! Face freeze!
414
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,564
Oh, me too!
415
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,467
So Ravi, what's your favorite
type of ice cream?
416
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,000
All of them.
In India, we just
had one kind.
417
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,766
Melted.
418
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,407
Hey!
419
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,645
Mr. Kipling, you already
had your dessert.
420
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,653
You are grounded!
421
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,785
Go to your cage.
422
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,786
Getting pretty good
at this nanny stuff.
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