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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,381 --> 00:00:11,381 MORNING, MOM. 2 00:00:11,382 --> 00:00:12,712 EH. 3 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,153 TOUGH NIGHT? 4 00:00:14,145 --> 00:00:16,045 I HAD TO GET UP THREE TIMES WITH THE BABY 5 00:00:16,047 --> 00:00:18,417 AND YOUR FATHER WAS ABSOLUTELY NO HELP. 6 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,649 SURE I WAS. 7 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,120 FLICKING ME IN THE FOREHEAD 8 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,322 AND SAYING "BABY'S CRYING" 9 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,753 IS NOT HELPFUL. 10 00:00:23,754 --> 00:00:25,064 HONEY, 11 00:00:25,056 --> 00:00:26,126 IF I FLICKED YOU IN THE FOREHEAD 12 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,127 AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, 13 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,398 THAT'D JUST BE MEAN. 14 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,060 HEY, AFTER BREAKFAST 15 00:00:31,062 --> 00:00:32,062 CAN SOMEBODY WATCH TOBY 16 00:00:32,063 --> 00:00:33,603 WHILE I GRAB A QUICK SHOWER? 17 00:00:33,604 --> 00:00:34,714 OH, I CAN'T. 18 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:36,135 I HAVE A MAGGOT-INFESTED RATS' NEST 19 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,237 THAT NEEDS MY ATTENTION. 20 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:38,708 - BYE. - BYE. 21 00:00:38,709 --> 00:00:40,039 SORRY, MOM. I'D LOVE TO, 22 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,410 BUT I'M GOING TO THE MALL WITH IVY. 23 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:43,142 WE'RE GONNA SHOP AND LOOK FOR JOBS. 24 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:44,684 MOSTLY SHOP. 25 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:46,716 SEE YOU. 26 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:49,619 AND I'M TAKING CHARLIE TO THE PARK. 27 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,580 OH, MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE TOBY WITH YOU. 28 00:00:51,582 --> 00:00:53,082 NO THANK YOU, MAMA. 29 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:54,264 HMM. 30 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,685 - BYE. - BYE. 31 00:00:56,687 --> 00:00:58,187 GABE? 32 00:00:58,189 --> 00:00:59,429 NO THANK YOU, MAMA. 33 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:05,172 ( rock music playing ) 34 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,696 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 35 00:01:06,697 --> 00:01:08,367 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 36 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,569 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 37 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,302 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 38 00:01:13,304 --> 00:01:14,584 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 39 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,575 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 40 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,379 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 41 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:24,722 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 42 00:01:24,715 --> 00:01:26,585 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 43 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,187 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 44 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:31,189 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 45 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,722 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 46 00:01:32,723 --> 00:01:34,533 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 47 00:01:34,525 --> 00:01:37,465 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 48 00:01:37,468 --> 00:01:39,598 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 49 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,530 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 50 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:46,884 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 51 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,809 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 52 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,520 OKAY, CHARLIE. 53 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,521 HERE WE GO. 54 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,252 HAVE FUN. 55 00:02:03,254 --> 00:02:04,364 NOT TOO FAST. 56 00:02:04,355 --> 00:02:05,355 ( chuckles ) 57 00:02:05,356 --> 00:02:06,526 NOT TOO FAST. SHE'S ALREADY 58 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:07,657 THE FASTEST KID IN THE PARK. 59 00:02:07,658 --> 00:02:09,528 ( chuckles ) IF YOU WANT TO SEE FAST, 60 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,530 YOU SHOULD SEE MY NEPHEW MASON 61 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,601 RIDE HIS TRIKE. 62 00:02:11,602 --> 00:02:12,532 YOU KNOW WHAT HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM? 63 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:13,803 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 64 00:02:13,804 --> 00:02:14,914 HE'S SO FAST, HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME 65 00:02:14,905 --> 00:02:15,905 TO MAKE FRIENDS. 66 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:17,866 ( scoffs ) YEAH, WELL, 67 00:02:17,868 --> 00:02:19,468 CHARLIE'S SO FAST, 68 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:20,670 THAT-- THAT SHE MAKES FRIENDS, 69 00:02:20,671 --> 00:02:22,671 BUT THEN SHE GOES SO FAR, 70 00:02:22,673 --> 00:02:23,673 BY THE TIME SHE COMES BACK 71 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:25,624 THEY'VE CHANGED AND MOVED ON. 72 00:02:25,616 --> 00:02:26,916 AND... I AM REALLY NOT GOOD AT THIS. 73 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:28,847 ( chuckles ) 74 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,549 THE POINT IS, 75 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,551 MASON'S FASTER. 76 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,222 NO. CHARLIE'S FASTER. 77 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:35,494 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF? 78 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:36,556 THE CONVERSATION THAT WE HAD 79 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,587 BEFORE THE BABY RACE. 80 00:02:37,588 --> 00:02:39,558 OH. THE BABY RACE. 81 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:41,861 COME ON, CHARLIE, YOU CAN DO IT. 82 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:44,904 COMING DOWN THE HOME STRETCH, 83 00:02:44,895 --> 00:02:46,595 IT'S STILL MASON IN THE LEAD! 84 00:02:46,597 --> 00:02:47,567 COME ON, CHARLIE. 85 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,368 IT'S NOW OR NEVER! 86 00:02:55,706 --> 00:02:56,946 AND THE WINNER IS 87 00:02:56,947 --> 00:02:59,747 CHARLIE! 88 00:03:08,259 --> 00:03:09,719 OKAY. 89 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,590 CHARLIE MAY BE FASTER ON HER FEET, 90 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,922 BUT ON WHEELS? 91 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:14,403 MASON'S THE MAN. 92 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,665 GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 93 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:18,727 ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SAYING? 94 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:20,329 BABY RACE TWO. 95 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:22,201 THE EMPIRE TRIKES BACK! 96 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,340 HEY, DAD. 97 00:03:30,341 --> 00:03:31,611 Teddy: HI, MR. WENTZ. 98 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,782 WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL TO SHOP 99 00:03:32,783 --> 00:03:33,783 AND LOOK FOR JOBS-- 100 00:03:33,784 --> 00:03:35,624 BUT MOSTLY SHOP. 101 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,216 WALLET'S OVER THERE. 102 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,217 HOW MUCH CAN I TAKE? 103 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,618 DOESN'T MATTER. 104 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,790 NOTHING MATTERS. 105 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:44,362 IVY, WHY IS YOUR DAD SO DEPRESSED? 106 00:03:44,355 --> 00:03:45,695 I DON'T KNOW. 107 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:46,756 I THINK IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING ABOUT HIS JOB. 108 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:48,427 - WHAT DOES HE DO? - I DON'T KNOW. 109 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,530 IVY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE MALL 110 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,502 WITHOUT CLEANING YOUR ROOM, ARE YOU? 111 00:03:55,506 --> 00:03:56,636 OH, HARRY, HONEY. 112 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,537 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO DOWN. 113 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,769 SHOW TEDDY THE AWARD YOU GOT LAST NIGHT. 114 00:04:03,714 --> 00:04:06,624 THAT'S THE SILVER PLUNGIE. 115 00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:09,377 IT'S IN RECOGNITION OF HARRY'S 25 YEARS 116 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,850 IN THE PLUMBING SUPPLY BUSINESS. 117 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,521 OH, CONGRATULATIONS, MR. WENTZ. 118 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:14,734 THAT IS QUITE AN HONOR. 119 00:04:14,725 --> 00:04:16,255 WELL, I THINK SO. 120 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,986 IT EVEN HAS AN INSCRIPTION. 121 00:04:17,988 --> 00:04:19,028 SEE? 122 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:20,989 IT SAYS, "TO HARRY WENTZ, 123 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:23,461 FOR 25 YEARS OF DUTY." 124 00:04:24,995 --> 00:04:26,395 WELL, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. 125 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,438 OH, I'M GONNA GO FIND A PLACE FOR IT. 126 00:04:31,802 --> 00:04:35,282 IS THIS ALL I HAVE TO SHOW 127 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,375 FOR 25 YEARS OF MY LIFE? 128 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:38,908 A PLUNGER 129 00:04:38,909 --> 00:04:41,009 THAT THEY SPRAY-PAINTED SILVER. 130 00:04:41,011 --> 00:04:43,881 IT'S GLITTERY, TOO. 131 00:04:45,356 --> 00:04:47,286 I USED TO HAVE DREAMS. 132 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,817 BIG DREAMS. 133 00:04:48,819 --> 00:04:50,689 I WANTED TO BE... 134 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,391 A WEATHERMAN. 135 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,973 I WANTED TO OPEN A RESTAURANT. 136 00:04:54,965 --> 00:04:56,365 BUT... 137 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:58,667 I'M TOO OLD FOR ANY OF THAT NOW. 138 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:00,969 MR. WENTZ, YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD 139 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:02,501 TO PURSUE YOUR DREAMS. 140 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,033 OH, TEDDY, I DON'T KNOW. 141 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:05,444 HAVE YOU SEEN THAT COMMERCIAL 142 00:05:05,436 --> 00:05:06,736 FOR THE NEW FITNESS CENTERS? 143 00:05:06,737 --> 00:05:07,907 THE ONE WITH THE TALKING GOPHERS? 144 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,378 RIGHT. THE SKINNY GOPHER 145 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,510 SAYS TO THE FAT GOPHER, 146 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,711 "IF YOU WANT TO LOSE THAT WEIGHT, 147 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,782 YOU GOTTA GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND 'GOPHER' IT." 148 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,645 SURE, IT'S A TERRIFIC COMMERCIAL. 149 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:18,087 BUT WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 150 00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:20,718 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, MR. WENTZ. 151 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,451 YOU GOTTA FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS 152 00:05:22,453 --> 00:05:23,753 AND "GOPHER" IT! 153 00:05:23,754 --> 00:05:25,004 "GOPHER" IT. 154 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:26,755 "GOPHER" IT. 155 00:05:26,757 --> 00:05:29,097 ( chittering ) 156 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,407 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 157 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:40,039 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 158 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,670 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE 159 00:05:41,672 --> 00:05:42,772 TO DO THE LAUNDRY. 160 00:05:42,773 --> 00:05:44,423 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS YOUR SHIRT, 161 00:05:44,415 --> 00:05:45,745 YOUR DAD'S SWEATS, AND YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW 162 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,516 WHOSE UNDERWEAR I HAVE ON. 163 00:05:47,518 --> 00:05:48,948 THEY'RE PJ'S. 164 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:49,949 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 165 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,350 I CAN SEE BATMAN'S HEAD 166 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,481 ON THE WAISTBAND. 167 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:54,694 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 168 00:05:54,685 --> 00:05:56,555 THAT'S MY NEW BODY SPRAY. 169 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,587 CHECK IT OUT. 170 00:05:58,829 --> 00:05:59,889 "DUUDE." 171 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,031 WITH TWO "U"s. 172 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,895 BODY SPRAY FOR COOL DUDES 173 00:06:06,897 --> 00:06:08,567 AGES 12 TO 13. 174 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:10,770 WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT? 175 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:11,771 NOTHING. 176 00:06:12,843 --> 00:06:14,783 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 177 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:15,845 FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS, 178 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:16,846 I'M GONNA BE WORKING ON A PROJECT 179 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:18,407 WITH A KID FROM SUMMER SCHOOL. 180 00:06:18,409 --> 00:06:19,509 OH, I SEE. 181 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:20,580 IS THIS KID 182 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,611 A BOY KID OR A GIRL KID? 183 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:24,053 I DON'T REMEMBER. 184 00:06:24,054 --> 00:06:26,164 WHEN I'M AT SCHOOL I'M ALL ABOUT THE WORK. 185 00:06:26,156 --> 00:06:27,786 AWW. 186 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,988 MY LITTLE BABY HAS A CRUSH. 187 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,690 HONEY, CAN I GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE? 188 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,062 I'M 13 NOW. 189 00:06:33,063 --> 00:06:35,073 I DON'T NEED ANY HELP FROM MY MOMMY. 190 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:37,597 THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE 191 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,968 FROM THE "DUUDE" COMMERCIAL. 192 00:06:38,969 --> 00:06:40,069 ( doorbell rings ) 193 00:06:40,070 --> 00:06:41,670 GET OUT! 194 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,133 OKAY. 195 00:06:45,676 --> 00:06:47,136 I GOT ALL DRESSED UP FOR NOTHING? 196 00:06:52,142 --> 00:06:53,142 HI, GABE. 197 00:06:53,143 --> 00:06:54,413 HI, JADE. 198 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,160 ( sighs ) 199 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:12,831 I LIKE HANGING OUT AT YOUR HOUSE. 200 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,873 IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE AND PEACEFUL. 201 00:07:14,865 --> 00:07:16,535 Mary Lou: YOU DID WHAT?! 202 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,837 WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME? 203 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,908 HARRY, YOU COME BACK HERE! 204 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:22,840 GIRLS, I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS. 205 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,083 YOUR FATHER QUIT HIS JOB, 206 00:07:25,075 --> 00:07:26,715 TOOK OUR LIFE SAVINGS, 207 00:07:26,717 --> 00:07:28,577 AND BOUGHT A RESTAURANT. 208 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:29,979 I COMBINED BOTH MY PASSIONS 209 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,850 AND CREATED THE WORLD'S FIRST 210 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,122 WEATHER-THEMED EATERY. 211 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:36,933 HURRICANE HARRY'S WEATHER CAFE. 212 00:07:36,927 --> 00:07:37,887 AND I OWE IT ALL TO TEDDY. 213 00:07:37,888 --> 00:07:38,888 WHAT DID I DO? 214 00:07:38,889 --> 00:07:40,189 YOU DID THIS. 215 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:41,730 ( chittering ) 216 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:46,004 AND WE'RE ALL GONNA WORK THERE. 217 00:07:45,996 --> 00:07:47,466 ME? WHAT DID I DO? 218 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,567 WELL, YOU WANTED JOBS? 219 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,569 NOW YOU GOT THEM. 220 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,570 THAT'S OKAY, MR. WENTZ-- 221 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,871 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, TEDDY. 222 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,872 YOU ARE GOING TO BE A PART OF THIS, TOO. 223 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,614 BECAUSE OF YOU, THIS FAMILY 224 00:07:55,606 --> 00:07:58,006 IS TAKING A RIDE ON THE CRAZY TRAIN. 225 00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,878 ALL ABOARD. 226 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,552 WOO-WOO. 227 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:14,223 HMM. 228 00:08:16,026 --> 00:08:17,226 AH. 229 00:08:17,227 --> 00:08:19,497 OKAY. 230 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,829 CHARLIE, I'VE MADE SOME ADJUSTMENTS. 231 00:08:20,831 --> 00:08:23,001 YOUR TRIKE IS NOW MUCH MORE AERODYNAMIC. 232 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,683 WHERE'S MY BELL? 233 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:25,705 OH, YOU DON'T NEED A BELL, YOU'LL BE IN FRONT 234 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,776 THE WHOLE TIME. 235 00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:28,007 RIGHT? 236 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,178 YES. 237 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,981 WELL, WELL, WELL. 238 00:08:31,982 --> 00:08:33,242 YOU HERE TO BACK OUT? 239 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:34,923 NO, I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU 240 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:35,985 A PREVIEW OF WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE 241 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:37,786 TOMORROW AFTER THE RACE. 242 00:08:37,788 --> 00:08:39,048 MY VICTORY DANCE. 243 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:40,549 UH! YOU LIKE THAT? 244 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:41,591 - OH YEAH? - YEAH. 245 00:08:41,592 --> 00:08:42,952 WELL, I GOT A VICTORY DANCE, TOO. 246 00:08:42,953 --> 00:08:44,803 - WHERE'S IT AT? - GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 247 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:46,255 THAT'S OKAY, YOU LIKE THIS? 248 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:48,156 ( grunting ) 249 00:08:48,158 --> 00:08:49,728 Emmett: OH, YES. 250 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,030 ( both chatter indistinctly ) 251 00:08:54,064 --> 00:08:56,944 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 252 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,867 WE OPEN IN FIVE MINUTES. 253 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:00,009 WHERE'S MOTHER NATURE? 254 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:01,270 HERE I AM. 255 00:09:01,271 --> 00:09:03,071 ( chuckles ) 256 00:09:03,073 --> 00:09:05,023 OH, MARY LOU, 257 00:09:05,015 --> 00:09:06,615 YOU LOOK STUNNING. 258 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:07,747 - ( chuckles ) - OH. 259 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,018 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THOUGHT 260 00:09:09,019 --> 00:09:10,019 THIS WOULD BE SILLY, 261 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,820 BUT I MUST SAY, I DO MAKE IT WORK. 262 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:14,023 ( chuckles ) 263 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:15,164 ALL RIGHT, 264 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,055 WHERE ARE MY SPECIAL WAITRESSES? 265 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,627 SUNNY AND CLOUDY? 266 00:09:18,629 --> 00:09:19,959 HERE WE ARE. 267 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:35,783 SO... 268 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:36,976 KIND OF A BUMMER 269 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,047 HAVING TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL, 270 00:09:38,048 --> 00:09:39,578 RIGHT? 271 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,779 I LIKE SUMMER SCHOOL. 272 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,264 ME TOO. 273 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:46,585 WHEN I SAID BUMMER, 274 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,916 I MEANT BUMMER! 275 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,859 YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE MEANING OF A WORD 276 00:09:50,861 --> 00:09:52,621 BY JUST SAYING IT DIFFERENTLY. 277 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,104 BUMMER. 278 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,096 UMM... 279 00:09:58,869 --> 00:09:59,929 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 280 00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:04,133 ( sighs ) 281 00:10:04,134 --> 00:10:06,014 HEY. 282 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,206 HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE, TIGER? 283 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,738 TERRIBLE. 284 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,180 I KEEP SAYING THE WRONG THING. 285 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:13,211 WELL. 286 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,023 I KNOW HOW YOU CAN WIN HER OVER 287 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,015 WITHOUT SAYING A SINGLE WORD. 288 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:19,618 THE BABY? 289 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,049 HOW IS HE GONNA HELP ME? 290 00:10:21,051 --> 00:10:22,351 ONCE SHE SEES 291 00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:24,832 HOW GREAT YOU ARE WITH TOBY, 292 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,625 SHE IS GUARANTEED TO MELT. 293 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,357 NOW... 294 00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:30,959 HOLD HIM CLOSE. 295 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:32,661 CRADLE THE HEAD. 296 00:10:32,663 --> 00:10:34,303 ( Gabe murmurs ) 297 00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:35,414 I HOPE YOU'RE BETTER WITH GIRLS 298 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:36,965 THAN MY OLDER BROTHER. 299 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,109 JADE, I DON'T THINK YOU'VE MET MY BABY BROTHER. 300 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:43,372 THIS IS TOBY. 301 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:44,783 OH MY GOSH, 302 00:10:44,775 --> 00:10:47,245 HE'S SO CUTE. 303 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,117 AND YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH HIM. 304 00:10:49,119 --> 00:10:51,649 THE TRICK IS TO CRADLE THE HEAD. 305 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,229 HERE, HAVE SOME MORE RAIN. 306 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,060 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL WATER. 307 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,135 ISN'T THAT FUN? 308 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:11,670 MARTIN, PARTY OF FOUR, 309 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,141 YOUR TABLE IS READY. 310 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:16,745 ( thunder booms ) 311 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,210 THIS IS HURRICANE HARRY 312 00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:22,751 WITH A SPECIAL BULLETIN. 313 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,823 THE FORECAST FOR THE NEXT FEW MINUTES 314 00:11:24,815 --> 00:11:26,115 IS ENTERTAINING. 315 00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:27,356 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 316 00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:29,087 THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF... 317 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,159 WENTZ'S WEATHER GIRLS. 318 00:11:31,161 --> 00:11:33,161 ( applause ) 319 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:37,827 HIT IT. 320 00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:39,368 ( "Camptown Races" playing ) 321 00:11:39,369 --> 00:11:41,329 ♪ HURRICANE HARRY'S IS THE SPOT ♪ 322 00:11:41,331 --> 00:11:43,171 ♪ DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH ♪ 323 00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:45,713 ♪ WE SERVE OUR DISHES COLD AND HOT ♪ 324 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,905 ♪ ALL THE DOO-DAH DAY ♪ 325 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:47,907 AND NIGHT! 326 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,380 ( yelping ) 327 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,190 WENTZ'S WEATHER GIRLS. 328 00:12:02,192 --> 00:12:03,352 ( laughs ) 329 00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:05,803 AND THEY'LL BE BACK TO DO IT AGAIN 330 00:12:05,796 --> 00:12:07,996 EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR. 331 00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:10,799 I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW 332 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:12,061 WHAT MY DAD DID. 333 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:20,870 ( sighs ) 334 00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:22,041 THINK WE'RE DRY ENOUGH TO GO IN YET? 335 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,822 ( sloshes ) 336 00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:26,075 NOPE. 337 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:27,346 STILL SQUISHING. 338 00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:30,079 HEY. 339 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,820 WHAT HIT US DURING THAT LAST STORM? 340 00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:32,982 WAS THAT SLEET? 341 00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:35,163 NO. KID THREW A BOWL OF NACHOS 342 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,825 INTO THE FAN. 343 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:39,127 WE GOTTA QUIT THIS JOB. 344 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:40,229 WE CAN'T. 345 00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:41,230 YOUR MOM WOULD KILL ME 346 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:43,031 AND YOUR DAD WOULD BE CRUSHED. 347 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,373 WELL, IF HE ADDS AN EARTHQUAKE TOMORROW, 348 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,295 WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE CRUSHED. 349 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,900 WAIT, WE CAN'T QUIT. 350 00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:54,813 BUT WE COULD GET FIRED. 351 00:12:55,906 --> 00:12:57,176 YEAH. 352 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,547 OOH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 353 00:12:58,548 --> 00:12:59,778 BUT I LIKE IT. 354 00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:07,786 HEY, DO YOU MIND 355 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,917 IF WE TAKE A BREAK FOR A SECOND? 356 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:10,119 - WHY? - THERE'S JUST 357 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,460 THIS THING I DO FOR MY BABY BROTHER. 358 00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:15,872 I SHARE LIFE LESSONS AND GIVE HIM ADVICE. 359 00:13:15,866 --> 00:13:18,996 I CALL IT A VIDEO DIARY. 360 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,229 THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER. 361 00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:22,471 I GET THAT A LOT. 362 00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:26,005 HEY, CHAR-- 363 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,136 TOBY. 364 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,939 IT'S YOUR BIG BROTHER GABE HERE 365 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:33,882 WITH ANOTHER ONE OF MY SIGNATURE 366 00:13:33,884 --> 00:13:35,554 VIDEO DIARIES. 367 00:13:35,545 --> 00:13:38,485 ANYWAY, LAST NIGHT AFTER I TUCKED YOU IN 368 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,148 AND KISSED YOU ON YOUR HEAD, 369 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,050 I SANG YOU TO SLEEP WITH A SONG. 370 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,052 OH, CAN YOU SING IT NOW? 371 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:44,903 PLEASE? 372 00:13:46,897 --> 00:13:47,897 UM. 373 00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:50,898 ♪ HUSH, LITTLE TOBY ♪ 374 00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:53,101 ♪ GO TO SLEEP ♪ 375 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,433 ♪ YOU'RE ALREADY ASLEEP ♪ 376 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,514 ♪ SO STAY ASLEEP ♪ 377 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,969 ♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA ♪ 378 00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:03,841 ♪ LA-LA-LA, SLEEP ♪ 379 00:14:06,576 --> 00:14:09,376 ♪ SLEEPY SLEEP, SLEEPY SLEEP ♪ 380 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:11,979 ♪ SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP. ♪ 381 00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:15,394 AWW. 382 00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,127 WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, 383 00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,858 SO, I'LL JUST SAY... 384 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,930 GOOD... 385 00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,262 FORTUNE, TOBY. 386 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,495 THAT'S SORT OF MY TRADEMARK. 387 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,402 NOW, REMEMBER, CHARLIE. 388 00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:35,013 WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING. 389 00:14:35,005 --> 00:14:36,275 IT'S THE ONLY THING. 390 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,146 YES. YES. 391 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,149 OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT SHAME YOU FELT 392 00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:42,481 FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS? 393 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,182 IT ENDS TODAY. 394 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:46,215 OR IT COULD GET WORSE 395 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,916 DEPENDING ON HOW THIS GOES. 396 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:49,418 OKAY. 397 00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:51,459 THE RACE IS TO THAT LAMPPOST AND BACK. 398 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,521 FIRST TRIKE TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE WINS. 399 00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:55,103 WINS WHAT? 400 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,526 HEY, DAD. 401 00:14:57,527 --> 00:14:59,027 WHAT IS GOING ON? 402 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:00,029 NOTHING. 403 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,130 WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT AT THE PARK. 404 00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:04,132 THEN WHY HAVE THE KIDS GOT NUMBERS ON THEM? 405 00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:07,506 BECAUSE WE'RE TEACHING THEM 406 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,307 THEIR ONES AND TWOS. 407 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,109 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN OVER THIS? 408 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,642 YOU CANNOT RACE CHILDREN LIKE HORSES. 409 00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,094 CAN WE RACE THEM LIKE DOGS? 410 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:19,117 YOU CAN'T RACE THEM AT ALL. 411 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,120 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, COME ON. 412 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,921 HEY, WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE PLAYGROUND? 413 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,452 HUH? OKAY, COME ON. 414 00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:26,134 ( sighs ) 415 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,456 MAN! 416 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:29,097 I WAS ALL FIRED UP FOR A RACE TODAY. 417 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:30,299 YEAH, ME TOO. 418 00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:35,273 YOU KNOW, 419 00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:37,435 WE COULD STILL HAVE A RACE. 420 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,945 WHERE'S TOBY? 421 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,076 DAD TOOK HIM TO THE PARK. 422 00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:49,548 WHAT? 423 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,019 NO, NO, JADE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE 424 00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:52,181 AND I NEED TO MAKE A MOVE. 425 00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:53,522 SO MAKE YOUR MOVE. 426 00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,333 I DON'T HAVE A MOVE. 427 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,086 I NEED TOBY-- SHE LIKES IT 428 00:15:58,088 --> 00:15:59,488 WHEN I DO NICE THINGS FOR HIM. 429 00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:00,659 Jade: GABE, I'M LEAVING. 430 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,660 WAIT! 431 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,236 HEY. 432 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,569 SO... 433 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,170 UM... 434 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,042 UH... 435 00:16:14,044 --> 00:16:15,514 I WAS JUST WONDERING 436 00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:17,175 IF... 437 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,177 YOU WANTED TO GO TO A MOVIE WITH ME SOMETIME? 438 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,709 OH... 439 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,050 UM... 440 00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:24,182 NO, THANK YOU. 441 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,724 BUT I THOUGHT 442 00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:26,715 YOU WERE KINDA INTO ME? 443 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,186 YEAH, AS A FRIEND, 444 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,718 BUT I COULD NEVER DATE YOU. 445 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,090 I LIKE BAD BOYS. 446 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,204 WHA-- 447 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,725 BUT I AM A BAD BOY. 448 00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:39,126 I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT ALL THAT BABY STUFF. 449 00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:41,529 GABE, BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE. 450 00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:43,601 A SWEET, SENSITIVE, 451 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,633 GOOD BOY. 452 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,144 NO. I'M NOT. 453 00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,276 I'M A TOTAL JERK, ASK ANYONE. 454 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,679 SWEETIE-PIE. 455 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:54,541 THIS BLANKET YOU KNIT FOR THE BABY 456 00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:57,694 IS ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS. 457 00:16:57,687 --> 00:16:59,287 BYE, GABE. 458 00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:00,289 ( mouths ) 459 00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:15,274 ( pops ) 460 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,167 WHOA! 461 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,238 ( tricycles clanging ) 462 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,774 WOO! 463 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:17,225 YES! YES! 464 00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:18,297 WATCH THIS! 465 00:18:35,645 --> 00:18:38,245 WELL, THAT BRINGS US TO THE TOP OF THE HOUR 466 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:39,318 WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S TIME 467 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,389 TO GIVE IT UP AGAIN 468 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,450 FOR WENTZ'S WEATHER GIRLS. 469 00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,452 ( applause ) 470 00:18:47,257 --> 00:18:48,527 YOU READY TO GET FIRED? 471 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,258 HIT IT. 472 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,800 ( "Camptown Races" playing ) 473 00:18:57,707 --> 00:18:59,767 ( wind whistling ) 474 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:14,822 I GUESS THAT WAS A BAD IDEA. 475 00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:16,594 WE'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. 476 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,887 IF YOU HAVE TO MAKE SOME TOUGH CHOICES, 477 00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:22,229 WE UNDERSTAND. 478 00:19:22,232 --> 00:19:24,232 AND I'M TALKING ABOUT FIRING US. 479 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:31,467 THAT WAS AWESOME! 480 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,783 ( cheering, applause ) 481 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,245 ( laughs ) 482 00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:38,847 MY WEATHER GIRLS. 483 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:41,508 WE ARE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 484 00:19:41,511 --> 00:19:42,951 ( laughs ) 485 00:19:42,952 --> 00:19:44,612 ( cheering ) 486 00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:54,522 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. 487 00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:57,426 MY BOYS. 488 00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:58,927 YEAH. 489 00:19:58,928 --> 00:19:59,928 HE WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP 490 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,399 SO WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT. 491 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,401 OH. 492 00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:06,413 YOU KNOW WHO TOBY REMINDS ME OF? 493 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,436 YOU. 494 00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:09,277 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 495 00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:10,479 ( chuckles ) 496 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,480 NO. 497 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,412 BECAUSE YOU BOTH HAVE THAT 498 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,224 SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES. 499 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,615 AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING GIRLS LIKE-- 500 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,318 A SPARKLE. 501 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,690 THANKS, MOM. 502 00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:25,222 WELL, SINCE YOU'RE WATCHING TOBY, 503 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,364 YOU DON'T, UM, 504 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:28,396 MIND IF I TAKE A NAP, DO YOU? 505 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:30,398 WELL, I-- I GUESS, BUT IF HE-- 506 00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:33,632 MOM? 507 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,637 ( sighs ) 508 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,523 HEY, TOBY. GABE HERE. 509 00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:46,845 SO, I WANT TO TELL YOU 510 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,646 EVERYTHING THAT I'VE LEARNED ABOUT GIRLS. 511 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,720 THAT'S IT. 512 00:20:53,323 --> 00:20:54,523 ANYWAY, 513 00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:56,794 IF YOU EVER NEED ANY ADVICE IN THE FUTURE-- 514 00:20:56,786 --> 00:20:59,386 WAIT. WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 515 00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:02,259 MAKING A VIDEO DIARY FOR TOBY. 516 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,391 WHA-- THAT'S KIND OF MY THING. 517 00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:05,344 NOT ANYMORE. 518 00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:08,395 SO... 519 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:10,538 THE NEXT TIME I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL, 520 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,800 WISH ME GOOD FORTUNE, TOBY. 521 00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:15,352 OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 522 00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:17,946 JEALOUS? 523 00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:19,477 WHAT? NO. CONFUSED. 524 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,479 WHAT DOES "GOOD FORTUNE, TOBY" 525 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,480 EVEN MEAN? 526 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,551 IT MEANS THAT TOBY 527 00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:24,282 HAS THE GOOD FORTUNE NOT TO HEAR 528 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,493 "GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE." 529 00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:27,686 OKAY, GIVE ME MY CAMERA. 530 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,417 GOOD FORTUNE, TOBY. 531 00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:30,489 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 532 00:21:34,324 --> 00:21:36,334 ( motor loudly whirring ) 533 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,512 WHOO. WHAT A RIDE. 534 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,375 YOU KNOW, AFTER A WORKOUT LIKE THAT, 535 00:21:48,378 --> 00:21:51,308 I DON'T WANT SOME KIND OF KIDDIE BUBBLE BATH. 536 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,980 I'M 12 TO 13 NOW. 537 00:21:53,983 --> 00:21:57,053 I WANT A BODY SPRAY THAT WORKS AS HARD AS I DO. 538 00:21:57,046 --> 00:22:00,046 THAT'S WHY I USE "DUUDE." 539 00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:01,849 DUUDE, WHEN YOU DON'T NEED HELP 540 00:22:01,851 --> 00:22:03,051 FROM YOUR MOMMY ANYMORE. 541 00:22:04,854 --> 00:22:06,464 Announcer: DUUDE, FROM THE MAKERS OF 542 00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,726 "GUY" AND "BRO." 33767

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