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OKAY, WHO'S READY
TO HAVE SOME FUN?!
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I GUESS YOU
DIDN'T HEAR ME.
WHAT I SAID WAS
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WHO'S READY
TO HAVE SOME FUN?!
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MOM, NO OFFENSE,
BUT WHENEVER YOU SAY
SOMETHING'S GONNA BE FUN,
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IT'S NOT!
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UNTIL NOW,
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BECAUSE IT IS TIME
FOR THE FIRST AND LAST
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DUNCAN FAMILY
BABY NAMING CONTEST!
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AND THE STREAK CONTINUES.
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OKAY, YOU GUYS,
THE PRIZE IS THE SATISFACTION
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OF HAVING NAMED YOUR
BABY BROTHER OR SISTER.
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AND FIVE BUCKS.
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OKAY, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
WHO WANTS TO GET
THE BALL ROLLING?
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I'LL GO.
IF IT'S A GIRL, "ERIKA."
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IF IT'S A BOY, "NOAH."
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"ERIKA" AND "NOAH."
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THOSE ARE VERY INTERESTING.
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?
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FIRST THINGS THAT POPPED
INTO MY HEAD.
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I'LL GO.
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IF IT'S A GIRL, "SYDNEY."
IF IT'S A BOY, "JONAH."
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NOW I ACTUALLY PUT SOME
THOUGHT INTO THESE NAMES.
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I CHOSE "JONAH"
AFTER THE CHARACTER
IN THE CLASSIC--
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OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
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I'LL GO.
IF IT'S A BOY, "TOBY."
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IF IT'S A GIRL,
I DON'T CARE.
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OKAY, "TOBY."
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AND I'LL JUST GONNA
FILL IN...
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"JENNY."
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HOW ABOUT YOU, CHARLIE?
YOU WANNA PICK SOME NAMES?
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CANDY.
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OH, THAT'S CUTE.
FOR A BOY?
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HOT DOG.
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HOT DOG.
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OKAY, HOT DOG DUNCAN.
WE HAVE A WINNER!
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( theme music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES *
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* "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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- HEY, HONEY.
HOW WAS SCHOOL?
- NOT NOW.
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TEDDY, YOU OKAY?
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR ALL THESE QUESTIONS.
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I HAVE A HUGE EUROPEAN
HISTORY FINAL TOMORROW.
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- OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.
- EASY?
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IT'S WORTH HALF
OF MY GRADE.
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PLUS IT'S SECOND SEMESTER,
JUNIOR YEAR,
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SO THESE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT
GRADES FOR COLLEGE.
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IF I DON'T GET
INTO A GOOD COLLEGE,
I WON'T HAVE A GOOD CAREER
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OR A NICE FAMILY
OR A HAPPY LIFE!
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EVERYTHING'S ON
THE LINE HERE, PEOPLE.
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WOW.
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I HOPE HOT DOG DOESN'T
GET THIS STRESSED OUT.
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HEY, DAD.
HEY, MOM.
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HEY, THERE ARE
THE SOON-TO-BE
HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES.
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( Emmett chuckles )
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AND THEY SAID
IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
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COME ON, EMMETT,
WHO SAID THAT?
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MY DAD, MY MOM,
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MOST OF MY TEACHERS.
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I THINK YOU DID,
MR. DUNCAN.
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WELL,
THEY WERE ALL WRONG.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY BABY'S GONNA GRADUATE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HER BABY'S
NOT GONNA GRADUATE.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I JUST FOUND OUT I GOT
AN INCOMPLETE IN P.E.
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THAT MEANS I'M NOT
GONNA GET MY DIPLOMA.
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WAIT, I'M GRADUATING
AND YOU'RE NOT?
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THIS IS LIKE THE EXACT
OPPOSITE OF KINDERGARTEN.
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MY PARENTS ARE
GONNA BE CRUSHED, MAN.
THIS IS A DISASTER.
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DUDE, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
JUST TALK TO YOUR TEACHER,
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WORK SOMETHING OUT.
WHO IS IT?
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MR. HAMMERSTONE.
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MADMAN HAMMERSTONE?
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NO, FLUFFY BUNNY
HAMMERSTONE.
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THEN YOU SHOULD BE FINE.
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OKAY, CHARLIE, HONEY,
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WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY
VERY IMPORTANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.
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NOW YOU KNOW WE HAVE
A NEW BABY ON THE WAY, RIGHT?
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WHERE IS IT?
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IT'S IN MOMMY'S TUMMY.
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- DID YOU EAT IT?
- NO.
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DID DADDY?
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HEY, GABE'S HERE.
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YOU WANNA NOT BE HERE?
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OKAY, CHARLIE,
NOW WHEN THE NEW
BABY COMES HOME,
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MOMMY AND DADDY,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND
A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM OR HER,
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BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT WE LOVE YOU ANY LESS.
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THAT'S RIGHT. WE LOVE
ALL OF OUR BABIES THE SAME.
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AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
HAS BEEN A BABY.
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P.J. WAS A BABY.
TEDDY WAS A BABY.
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GABE WAS A BABY.
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SO LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
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WHEN DAD PLAYS PEEK-A-BOO
WITH ME, HE DOESN'T
ACTUALLY DISAPPEAR?
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- NO, HE'S JUST
BEHIND HIS HANDS.
- ARE YOU SURE?
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DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION EVERY DAY?
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- I'M HUNGRY.
- ME, TOO.
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I COULD EAT.
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- SHALL WE?
- ON THREE.
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WAIT, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW
TO COUNT TO THREE?
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- THREE.
- ( all cry )
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( laughing )
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WHAT CAN POSSIBLY
BE GOING THROUGH THAT
LITTLE HEAD OF HERS?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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( cell phone rings )
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- ( beeps )
- HI, IVY.
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NO, ACTUALLY,
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
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I HAVE TO STUDY
FOR MY EUROPEAN HISTORY
FINAL TOMORROW,
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SO UNLESS YOU
WANNA TALK ABOUT
THE CRIMEAN WAR--
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HELLO?
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( beeps )
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( Gabe shouting ) MOM.
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MOM!
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MOM! MOM!
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- MOM!
- GABE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
I'M CALLING MOM.
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MOM!
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DUDE, JUST GO UPSTAIRS.
I'M TRYING TO STUDY.
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IT'S IMPORTANT.
MOM!
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OH, HERE'S MY PENCIL.
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Amy:
GABE, DID YOU NEED ME?
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- NEVER MIND.
- WHAT?
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- I SAID NEVER MIND!
- OKAY.
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- ARE YOU DONE?
- YEAH, I'M DONE.
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WAIT, WHERE'S MY RULER?
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MOM!
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- WHAT?!
- UGH!
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MOM, I'M TRYING TO STUDY,
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BUT GABE KEEPS YELLING.
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SWEETIE, IF YOU NEED A QUIET
PLACE TO STUDY, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST DO IT HERE?
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I'M JUST DOING MY YOGA.
I'LL PUT ON MY HEADPHONES.
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WON'T BOTHER YOU AT ALL.
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- THANKS, MOM.
- MM-HMM.
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( inhales deeply )
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( grunting )
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THE BREATH OF FIRE.
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WELL, COULD YOU
EXTINGUISH IT?
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I JUST LIT IT.
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( sighs ) I'LL STUDY
IN THE KITCHEN.
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( loudly ) WHAT?
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( grunts )
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- HI, DAD.
- HEY, SWEETIE.
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( banging )
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DAD, HOW LONG DO YOU
THINK THAT'S GONNA TAKE?
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DO YOU WANT IT FAST
OR YOU WANT IT YUMMY?
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SO MOM AND DAD
WERE GIVING YOU
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THE OLD "NEW BABY
PEP TALK," HUH?
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WELL, FORGET IT, CHARLIE.
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ONCE THAT NEW BABY COMES
ALONG, YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER
MIDDLE CHILD.
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WELCOME TO
THE FORGOTTEN KIDS CLUB.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED
THE SPOTLIGHT,
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'CAUSE THAT'S OVER.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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DENIAL. THAT'S SMART.
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USE THAT.
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THAT'S WHAT GOT ME
THROUGH KINDERGARTEN.
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- HEY, HONEY.
- ( whispers )
BOB, GET OVER HERE.
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I JUST HEARD GABE
TALKING TO CHARLIE.
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HE SAID WE'RE GONNA
FORGET ABOUT HER WHEN
THE NEW BABY COMES ALONG.
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WHAT? HOW COULD WE
FORGET ABOUT SWEET
LITTLE CHARLIE?
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- SHE'S ADORABLE.
- I KNOW, BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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- WHO?
- GABE!
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HE'S FEELING NEGLECTED.
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MAYBE WE'RE NOT SPENDING
ENOUGH TIME WITH HIM.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I JUST TOOK HIM TO
THE BATTING CAGES.
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WHEN HE WAS 8.
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OKAY, SO, WHAT IS
HE NOW, 10, 11?
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13.
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IS HE STILL INTO BASEBALL?
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( grunting )
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MR. HAMMERSTONE.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, CUPCAKE?
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- IT'S P.J.
- EXCUSE ME?
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CUPCAKE WORKS.
I LIKE CUPCAKE.
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LISTEN, I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT MY GRADE.
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- YOU GAVE ME
AN INCOMPLETE...
- MM-HMM.
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...WHICH MEANS I CAN'T
GRADUATE TOMORROW.
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SO KIND OF A BIG PROBLEM.
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( grunting )
NOT FOR ME.
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THE THING IS, THOUGH,
I ONLY MISSED ONE UNIT.
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THE MOST IMPORTANT UNIT
OF ALL--
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THE ONE THAT MOLDS YOU
INTO A MAN.
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THE ONE THAT COMBINES
ATHLETICISM AND DISCIPLINE,
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AND PREPARES YOU FOR
THE HARD REALITIES OF LIFE.
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SQUARE DANCING?
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THAT'S RIGHT, CUPCAKE.
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NO OFFENSE, BUT IT JUST
DOESN'T SEEM THAT IMPORTANT.
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"NOT IMPORTANT."
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WHAT IF YOU'RE WALKING
DOWN THE STREET
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AND-- BANG!
--A HOEDOWN BREAKS OUT?
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YOU WOULDN'T BE PREPARED.
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00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,760
WELL, YOU DO MAKE
A GOOD POINT THERE.
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LISTEN, I REALLY
WANNA GRADUATE ON TIME.
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
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- WELL, THERE IS ONE THING.
- YES.
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YOU CAN LEARN HOW
TO SQUARE DANCE BY TOMORROW.
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JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM--
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
( laughs )
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OH, YEAH?
I SAY IT CAN BE DONE.
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I'M GONNA LEARN HOW
TO SQUARE DANCE BY TOMORROW.
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00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:21,718
AND I'M GONNA STOP CALLING
EVERYBODY CUPCAKE.
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00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,079
AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN,
CUPCAKE!
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( doorbell rings )
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- HEY, T.
- HI.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:39,203
- I'VE GOT NO
PLACE ELSE TO GO.
- WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY?
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I'VE HAD THE WORST DAY.
I HAVE THIS BIG FINAL
TOMORROW,
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AND I CAN'T FIND
A QUIET PLACE TO STUDY.
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- I TRIED MY HOUSE BUT--
- WAS IT YOUR MOM?
223
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,044
IT WAS EVERYBODY.
224
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,976
BUT MAINLY YOUR MOM.
225
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,481
TEDDY, YOU ARE ALWAYS
WELCOME HERE. COME ON.
226
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,994
GO ON, YOU JUST GET
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE,
227
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:01,858
AND I WILL MAKE YOU
SOME TEA.
228
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,789
UM, HOW COME YOU NEVER
DO ANY OF THIS FOR ME?
229
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,025
I DO THIS
FOR PEOPLE WHO STUDY.
230
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,330
NOT WORTH IT.
231
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,244
HEY, THERE HE IS.
232
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,809
THERE'S THE GUY
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
233
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,111
HONEY, WE SAW
THIS KARAOKE MACHINE,
234
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,284
AND WE THOUGHT OF YOU.
235
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,252
BECAUSE...?
236
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,121
BECAUSE WE CAN SING TOGETHER.
237
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,920
BECAUSE...?
238
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,963
BECAUSE IT'LL BE FUN.
239
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,986
AM I BEING PUNISHED?
240
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,025
( laughs ) NO.
241
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:43,100
YOUR MOM AND I THOUGHT
WE JUST HADN'T HAD ENOUGH
"GABE TIME" LATELY.
242
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,000
OH.
243
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,272
YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT
ONE OF THOSE STUPID
HOMEMADE COUPONS
244
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,900
I GAVE ON MOTHER'S DAY,
ARE YOU?
245
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,007
BECAUSE THOSE EXPIRED.
246
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,239
NO, HONEY, WE JUST WANT
TO SPEND MORE TIME
WITH YOU.
247
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,314
OKAY, NOW YOU LOOK AT THIS
248
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,953
AND PICK OUT
ANY SONG YOU WANT.
249
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,919
AND WHILE
YOU'RE DOING THAT,
I'LL DO THIS.
250
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,350
- ( clicks )
- ( "Alouette" playing )
251
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,024
( clears throat )
252
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,294
( singing in French )
253
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,296
- ( sings )
- BOB, IT'S NOT A DUET.
254
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,299
NO, IT NEVER IS, HONEY.
255
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,878
( singing in French )
256
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,248
( square dance music
playing )
257
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,324
* Form a square
and back you go *
258
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,252
* Now meet your honey
with a do-si-do *
259
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,358
* Chicken in the bread pan
pecking at dough *
260
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,130
* Skip to my Lou,
my darlin' *
261
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,128
NO NO NO NO. YEP.
262
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,860
OKAY, GO, KEEP GOING.
263
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,627
* Ladies, do
and, gents, you know *
264
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,304
* It's bow to your partner
and off you go, swing
her around... *
265
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,404
- ( clicks )
- ( music stops )
266
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,306
- LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
- WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
I GOTTA LEARN THIS.
267
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,109
P.J., WE'VE BEEN AT IT
FOR OVER THREE HOURS,
268
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,641
AND YOU STILL DON'T
KNOW A "DO-SI"
FROM A "DO."
269
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,406
THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP
SAYING "GOOD GOOD"?
270
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,616
I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME.
I WAS KILLING IT. UNH!
271
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,949
SO THAT'S IT?
I'M NOT GONNA GRADUATE?
272
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,916
- SORRY, BUDDY.
- OH MAN.
273
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,926
AFTER BARELY PASSING
THE SUBJECTS THAT END
IN "OLOGY" AND "OMETRY,"
274
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,860
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
"ANCING" THAT TOOK ME DOWN.
275
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,931
( pants )
276
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,966
WE'RE WANNA SHOW YOU
ONE OF OUR FAVORITE MOVIES
FROM WHEN WE WERE YOUR AGE.
277
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,265
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
IT'S ABOUT A GIANT SQUID
278
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,637
THAT TERRORIZES
A SMALL BEACH COMMUNITY.
279
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:40,476
IT'S CALLED
"TENTACLES OVER PISMO."
280
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,015
I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT IT.
281
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,352
BUT DON'T WORRY, WE WILL
BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU
THE WHOLE TIME.
282
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,287
HOW MUCH LONGER IS
"GABE TIME" GONNA LAST?
283
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,229
SWEETIE, WE JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
284
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,301
THAT JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE THE MIDDLE KID
285
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,199
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'RE THE FORGOTTEN KID.
286
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,071
OH!
287
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,300
YOU GUYS
OVERHEARD ME SAY--
288
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,935
SHH!
MOVIE'S STARTING.
289
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,911
COME ON NOW,
SNUGGLE WITH MOMMY.
290
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,481
Woman on TV:
Eww! What's that?
291
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,210
Woman 2:
It's an arm.
292
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,005
Man:
It's eight arms.
293
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,447
- ( Bob and Amy gasp )
- ( screaming )
294
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,957
PRETTY SCARY, HUH?
295
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,519
COME ON,
THE SQUID'S WEARING A WATCH.
296
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,431
( gasps )
CATHERINE THE GREAT.
297
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,370
- ( beeps )
- ( sighs ) 1:00 A.M.
298
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,166
ONLY SEVEN MORE HOURS
UNTIL THIS TEST.
299
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,008
COME ON, TEDDY, FOCUS.
300
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,016
I'M SORRY, MRS. WENTZ,
DID I WAKE YOU?
301
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,990
MRS. WENTZ?
302
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,292
- ( organ music playing )
- ARE YOU OKAY?
303
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,197
- OH NO.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
304
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,044
SHE'S SLEEP-PLAYING.
305
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,199
SHE'S WHAT?
306
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,038
YOU KNOW HOW SOME
PEOPLE SLEEPWALK
AND SLEEP-TALK?
307
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,183
MY MOM PLAYS
THE ORGAN IN HER SLEEP.
308
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,076
CAN YOU WAKE HER UP?
I HAVE TO STUDY.
309
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,352
YOU CAN'T WAKE UP
A SLEEPWALKER.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
310
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,592
SHE'LL BE DONE SOON.
AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T
START SINGING, WE'RE GOOD.
311
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,486
* O BEAUTIFUL
312
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,221
* FOR SPACIOUS SKIES
313
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,528
* FOR AMBER WAVES
314
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,230
* OF GRAIN...
315
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,433
IT'S HER SALUTE TO AMERICA.
316
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,166
THIS'LL TAKE A WHILE.
317
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,441
UNBELIEVABLE.
318
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,570
- WHERE YOU GOING?
- MY CAR, I GUESS.
319
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,776
GOTTA FIND
A QUIET PLACE TO STUDY.
320
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,148
( note holding )
321
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,049
IS IT OVER?
322
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,792
* MY COUNTRY,
'TIS OF THEE *
323
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,118
* SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
324
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,625
* OF THEE I SING.
325
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,428
( vehicle beeping )
326
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,340
- ( hydraulics whirring )
- CHARLES II.
327
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,239
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ( chains clanking )
328
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,541
YOU CAN'T TOW MY CAR!
329
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,284
I HAVE A FINAL!
330
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,617
Gabe:
CHARLIE, I WANNA TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
331
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,528
- ABOUT WHAT
I SAID YESTERDAY...
- BOB, BOB, GET OVER--
332
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,258
...I WAS WRONG. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MOM
AND DAD FORGETTING YOU.
333
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,255
THEY MIGHT BE BUSY,
334
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,597
BUT THEY LOVE US
VERY MUCH.
335
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:50,243
- THAT IS SO SWEET.
- WHAT IS?
336
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,411
( laughs )
337
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,482
COME ON.
338
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,480
WELL, I GUESS GABE ENJOYS
BEING THE FORGOTTEN KID.
339
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,224
YEAH, SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT.
340
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,450
HEY, YOU KNOW,
IF WE WERE TO FORGET HIM,
341
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,646
JUST EVERY NOW AND THEN...
342
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,487
THAT WOULD BE
GOOD PARENTING.
343
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,561
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'M GOING
TO DO MY PART
344
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,564
AND FORGET HIM
THIS WEEK.
345
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,666
AND I SHALL IGNORE HIM
ALL WEEKEND.
346
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,399
MMM. FEELS GOOD.
347
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,535
YEAH, IT ALWAYS FEELS GOOD
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
348
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,413
WELL, DUNCAN,
349
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,315
DID YOU MASTER THE ART
OF SQUARE DANCING
IN 24 HOURS?
350
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,678
ACTUALLY, NO.
351
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,546
THEN WHAT
ARE YOU WEARING
THE CAP AND GOWN FOR?
352
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,415
LOOK, MY PARENTS
ARE OUT THERE.
353
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,424
THEY REALLY WANNA
SEE ME GRADUATE.
354
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,426
SO I CAME BACK HERE
TO APPEAL TO YOUR
SENSE OF MERCY
355
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,700
AND HUMANITY AND--
356
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,300
DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE
ANY OF THOSE?
357
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,573
NOT SINCE I STARTED
WEARING THE WHISTLE.
358
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,913
Man over P.A.:
I'd like to welcome this year's
South High graduating class!
359
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,209
- ( crowd cheering )
- I'LL SEE YOU IN THE FALL,
DUNCAN.
360
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,613
HEY.
361
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,305
DAD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN HERE?
362
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,717
EMMETT JUST TOLD ME
EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON,
363
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,218
SO I'M HERE
TO HELP YOU GRADUATE.
364
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,521
FORGET IT. IT'S OVER.
I CAN'T DO IT.
365
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,723
OH YES, YOU CAN.
YOU'RE A DUNCAN.
366
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,655
YOU'VE GOT SQUARE DANCING
IN YOUR BLOOD.
367
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,590
IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS
A SQUARE DANCING CHAMPION
368
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,958
WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
369
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,696
ARE YOU "DO-SI-DO DUNCAN"?
370
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,303
WHATEVER, WHATEVER,
WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
371
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,635
THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU, DAD,
BUT HOW DOES THAT HELP ME?
372
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,741
- IT HELPS YOU LIKE THIS.
- ( square dance music
playing )
373
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,213
OKAY, START WITH
YOUR HAND UP, ALL RIGHT?
374
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,214
HEY,
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
375
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,607
* Ladies, do,
and, gents, you know *
376
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,518
* It's bow to your partner
and off we go *
377
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,550
* Swing her around
and, gents, you know *
378
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,615
* Once and a half
and off we go *
379
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,524
* Swing your partner
with your left hand *
380
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,716
* Then follow that up
with a right-left grand *
381
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,358
* Corn in the pigpen,
beans in the sack *
382
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,633
* Circle right
then promenade back *
383
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,362
* Two hands up
and around you go *
384
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,467
* Form a star,
now do-si-do *
385
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,499
* Give your honey
an allemande *
386
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,504
* Dive for the oyster,
dig for the clam *
387
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,506
* Form a square
and back you go *
388
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,538
* Now meet your honey
with a do-si-do *
389
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,614
* Chicken in the bread pan,
pecking at dough *
390
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,512
* Skip to my Lou,
my darlin'. *
391
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,514
( music stops )
392
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,793
- ( laughs )
- DANG!
393
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,019
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
394
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,724
- DOES THAT MEAN--
- YOU CAN GRADUATE, CUPCAKE.
395
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,787
WHOO!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
396
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,657
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
397
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,633
SIR,
398
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,365
IT WAS AN HONOR
TO WATCH YOU WORK
THE SQUARE.
399
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,343
WELL, I'LL BE BACK.
400
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,741
I GOT A DAUGHTER
WHO CAN'T DANCE, EITHER.
401
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,453
Great news, Charlie.
402
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,381
Guess who got an "A"
on her European history final.
403
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,318
Turns out the perfect place
to study
404
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:57,063
is at a tow truck office
at 6:00 in the morning.
405
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,559
Well, I am
very proud of you.
406
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,762
- And speaking of proud--
- I graduated! Yeah!
407
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,473
It's upside down,
honey.
408
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,439
I still graduated.
409
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,799
In other news,
410
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,807
everyone in the family
has picked out two names
for the new baby.
411
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,810
Mom and Dad are gonna
choose from one of these.
412
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,842
( hums "tadah" )
413
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,847
So any favorites, Mom?
414
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,609
I'm not saying.
415
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:26,622
I see that "Candy"
and "Hot Dog" have
made a reappearance.
416
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,391
If you're watching this
with your little brother
Hot Dog,
417
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,334
wish him lots
of good luck, Charlie.
418
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,726
HEY, GUYS,
419
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,738
MOM AND DAD WERE TALKING
ABOUT THIS THING CALLED
POTTY TRAINING.
420
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,341
WHAT'S THAT?
421
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,373
YOU KNOW THAT ROOM
AT THE END OF THE HALL?
422
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,777
THE ONE
WITH THE WEIRD CHAIR?
423
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,549
YEAH, THAT CHAIR IS
CALLED A TOILET.
424
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,809
THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US
LEARN HOW TO USE IT.
425
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,877
TOILET?
426
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,816
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE CURRENT SYSTEM?
427
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,823
I AM VERY HAPPY
IN DIAPERS.
428
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,725
ME, TOO.
I LOVE DIAPERS.
429
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,658
NOT LOVING THIS ONE,
THOUGH.
430
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,471
YEAH,
I COULD GO FOR A CHANGE.
431
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,429
SHALL WE?
432
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,537
( all crying )
433
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,370
Amy:
COMING!
434
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,406
YOU DON'T GET THAT KIND
OF SERVICE ON THE TOILET.
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