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- HEY, HON.
- HEY.
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- WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
- OUR NEW BABY MONITOR.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, IF
ONE OF US RUNS UPSTAIRS,
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WE COULD TEST IT OUT
RIGHT NOW.
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THE ONE OF US
WHO IS NOT PREGNANT.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT
IF I GO?
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MM-HMM.
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OKAY, ALL SET!
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Amy:
All righty, make baby noises.
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ALL RIGHT.
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GOO GOO GA GA.
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UH-OH!
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MY DIAPIE IS FULL!
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WILL SOMEBODY
"PWEASE" CHANGE ME?
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AW, MAN.
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I DIDN'T THINK WE'D HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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- MORNING, BOYS.
- MORNING.
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I'M IN CHARGE
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?DAD.
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20 POUNDS OF RAW PIG.
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YOU WANT TOAST WITH THAT?
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NO, I NEED IT FOR BAIT.
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
LOOSE IN SLOAN'S LAKE.E
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LOOK AT THAT--
AN ANACONDA.
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WHAT? HOW COULD AN ANACONDA
GET TO DENVER?
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- WHO KNOWS?
- MAYBE SOME KID WENT TO FLORIDA
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ON VACATION
WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS,
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BROUGHT A BABY SNAKE
BACK.
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MAYBE THE KID
NAMED HIM SNAPPY.
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MAYBE WHEN SNAPPY GOT TOO BIG,
THE KID FREAKED OUT
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AND SET HIM FREE.
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JUST A GUESS.
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ANYWAY,
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THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY
OF A LIFETIME.
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I MEAN, IF I CAN
CATCH THIS SNAKE,
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THIS IS GREAT PUBLICITY
FOR THE TRIPLE-B-G.
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- HUH?
- WHAT?
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BOB'S BUGS BE GONE.
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- OH OH!
- OH OKAY.
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HEY, DAD,
CAN I COME WITH YOU?
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I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU
GET CHASED BY A GIANT SNAKE.
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HEY! I'M GONNA
CATCH THAT GIANT SNAKE.
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HOWEVER IT PLAYS OUT,
I JUST WANT TO SEE SOMETHING
CATCH SOMETHING.
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( doorbell rings )
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- HI.
- HI.
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SO WE'VE TURNED
INTO THAT COUPLE?
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- I LOVE IT!
- ME TOO.
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- SO ABOUT TONIGHT--
- NO, SHH!
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OKAY, COAST IS CLEAR.
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DO WE REALLY
HAVE TO BE SO SECRETIVE?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF
MY MOM FOUND OUT?
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Spencer:
So when I pick you up tonight,
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what do we say
we're doing?
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Teddy:
Don't worry.
I'll come up with something.
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I'm a pretty good actress.
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OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
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IN THIS FAMILY,
I AM THE GREATEST ACTRESS.
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SECOND OF ALL,
NOBODY FOOLS MAMA AMES.
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YOU BET.
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NOW, CHARLIE,
WHEN YOU'RE TEDDY'S AGE,
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YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY
TO GET AWAY WITH STUFF, ARE YOU?
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YES, I WILL.
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OH.
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CHARLIE, WHO'S THE GREATEST
ACTRESS IN THE FAMILY?
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YOU ARE, MOMMY.
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ALL BETTER.
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P.J., WE NEED TO TALK.
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I'VE GOT
A DANGEROUS MISSION FOR YOU.
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MITCH, I AM NOT TRYING
THE CHOCOLATE SHAKE AGAIN.
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I NEED YOU TO FIND OUT
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WHO IS STEALING CHICKEN
FROM THE STORE.
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WHY WOULD SOMEONE
STEAL OUR CHICKEN?
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HAVEN'T THEY TASTED IT?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT...
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CORPORATE IS REALLY
BUSTING MY GIBLETS ABOUT THIS.
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SO I AM PUTTING
MY BEST MAN ON IT.
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- YOU.
- OH!
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COOL.
ANY IDEA WHO THE THIEF IS?
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OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S AN INSIDE JOB.
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- SO IT COULD BE JUSTIN...
- OKAY, YOUR MEAL WAS $3
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AND YOU GAVE ME A $5, SO...
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DON'T HELP ME.
I GOT THIS.
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...THEN THERE'S VAL,
THE VEGETARIAN...
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HERE'S YOUR MURDERED CHICKEN.
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...AND FINALLY, BIG LENNY.
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YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID?
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WHO'S THE MASTER
CHICKEN THIEF?
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GUT INSTINCT?
I GOTTA GO WITH JUSTIN.
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THREE FROM FIVE...
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OR WAS IT FIVE FROM THREE?
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THINK, JUSTIN.
THINK.
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OR VAL.
COULD BE VAL.
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SO ONCE THE SNAKE
TAKES THE MEAT,
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THEN I SLIP THAT
OVER HIS NECK.
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AND THEN ONCE I GOT HIM,
I TURN TO YOUR CAMERA
AND I SAY,
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"TAKE A BREAK, SNAKE!"
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HA. DAD, I WOULDN'T OVERTHINK
THE ONCE-I'VE-GOT-HIM PART.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I STILL NEED A CATCHPHRASE,
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SOMETHING TOM CRUISE CAN SAY
WHEN HE PLAYS ME IN THE MOVIE.
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HOW ABOUT, "BOY,
HAVE I BEEN MISCAST"?
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UH, GABE, I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU'VE MET
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DENVER'S LEAST-FAVORITE
ANIMAL-CONTROL OFFICER.
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HELLO, QUINT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
BUG BOY?
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THERE'S A MONSTER SNAKE
ON THE LOOSE, NOT A TERMITE.
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YEAH.
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING
SOME OLD LADY'S KITTY
OUT OF A TREE?
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HMM?
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MUFFIN CAN WAIT.
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FIRSTI'MBRINGING IN
THAT COLD-BLOODED BEAST
OUT THERE.
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HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?
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DOES THIS
ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?
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THAT'S A T-SHIRT.
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I'M HERE TO CATCH A SNAKE,
NOT A COLD.
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SEE THAT SCAR?
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I GOT THAT TANGLING
WITH A GREAT WHITE.
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- SHARK?
- LABRADOODLE.
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THOSE THINGS ARE FIERCE.
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FACE IT, DUNCAN,
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YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
YOU'RE AN EXTERMINATOR!
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
TENT THE LAKE?
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UH, NO.
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I'M GONNA CATCH HIM
WITH THIS.
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WELL, I'M GONNA CATCH HIM
WITH THESE--
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MY NINE ASSISTANTS.
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WHOA.
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LABRADOODLE
GOT MY PINKIE.
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HMM.
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( doorbell rings )
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HI, MRS. DUNCAN.
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HI, SPENCER.
COME ON IN.
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THANKS.
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SO WHAT YOU KIDS
GOT PLANNED FOR TONIGHT?
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UM, WHAT DID TEDDY
SAY WE WERE UP TO?
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SHE DIDN'T.
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ANSWER THE QUESTION.
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UH...
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- HERE I AM!
- TEDDY.
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HI. YOUR MOM WANTS TO KNOW
WHAT WE'RE DOING TONIGHT.
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WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
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OH.
WHICH ONE?
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- "TABLE FOR TWO."
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
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A TABLE FOR TWO.
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- RATING?
- PG.
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- RUNNING TIME?
- 98 MINUTES.
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YOU SEEM TO HAVE
ALL THE ANSWERS.
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YOU SEEM TO HAVE
ALL THE QUESTIONS.
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LET'S GO, SPENCER.
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU TWO
HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC
EVENING PLANNED.
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- YES, WE DO.
- ( laughs )
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HAVE A NICE NIGHT,
MRS. DUNCAN.
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I WILL.
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"TABLE FOR THREE."
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OH!
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DO NOT BE ALARMED.
I AM NOT AN INTRUDER.
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P.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M GOING UNDERCOVER
TO FIGURE OUT
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WHICH ONE
OF MY CO-WORKERS
IS STEALING CHICKEN.
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AND YOU THINK
THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN UP
WHEN THEY SEE GANDALF?
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YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?
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YEAH, WEAR A WIRE.
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YES! I LOVE IT.
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WHAT'S A WIRE?
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A RECORDING DEVICE.
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YOU WEAR IT
UNDER YOUR CLOTHES
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AND THEN YOU CAN USE
WHAT THE PEOPLE SAY
AGAINST THEM.
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COOL.
I'LL WEAR A WIRE.
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- YEAH.
- I'LL BE LIKE A SPY.
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A SPY FROM MIDDLE EARTH.
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AND I'LL BE
LIKE YOUR BROTHER
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FROM PLANET EARTH.
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( music playing )
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OH, MOVIE MY BUTT.
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PARTY TIME'S OVER.
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- ( gasps )
-( scary music playing )
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YOU'RE DOING A SHOW...
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WITHOUT ME!?
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SO THIS IS WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN DOING?
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REHEARSING A MUSICAL
BEHIND MY BACK?
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TEDDY, WHEN DID YOU
STOP LOVING ME?
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MOM, I WAS HOPING
YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT THIS WAY.
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ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST HOPING
YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT.
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AND YOU'RE DOING
"FRANNY SAVES THE FARM"?
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THAT'S MY FAVORITE MUSICAL
OF ALL TIME.
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NOT ONLY THAT,
SHE'S PLAYING FRANNY.
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DON'T HELP ME,
FRANKLIN.
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HEY, LET'S--
LET'S TAKE A FIVE, EVERYBODY.
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OH, TEDDY, WHY WOULD YOU
KEEP THIS FROM ME?
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I COULD HAVE HELPED YOU,
TAUGHT YOU, MENTORED YOU.
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YEAH, AND THOSE
ARE THREE OF THE REASONS
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?
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MOM, ANYTIME
I TRY TO DO SOMETHING
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THAT HAS TO DO WITH PERFORMING,
YOU GET INVOLVED.
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00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,136
AND YOU DON'T JUST
GET INVOLVED; YOU TAKE OVER.
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WELL, I'M SORRY, TEDDY.
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OKAY?
I LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT.
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BUT IN FAIRNESS,
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NOT AS MUCH
AS THE SPOTLIGHT LOVES ME.
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00:11:19,449 --> 00:11:22,049
MOM, I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU
TO NOT MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU,
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JUST THIS ONE TIME.
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PLEASE, COULD YOU
JUST BE MY MOM?
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MOMS BRING FLOWERS,
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THEY SIT IN THE AUDIENCE
AND THEY WATCH THEIR KIDS.
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- WELL, I--
- QUIETLY.
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WELL...
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I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
SUCH A TERRIBLE MOTHER.
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NO-- NO, MOM,
I DIDN'T--
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I TOLD YOU
THE SPOTLIGHT LOVED ME.
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CLARK, CUT IT OUT.
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Reporter:
14 miles per hour...
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WELL, TIME TO
GET SOME SLEEP, GABE.
232
00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,052
GOT A SNAKE TO CATCH TOMORROW.
233
00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:08,204
HEY, DAD, HAVE YOU EVER
KNOCKED OUT A GRIZZLY BEAR
WITH ONE PUNCH?
234
00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:10,728
WELL, LET ME THINK.
235
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,400
UH, NO.
236
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,505
YOU KNOW WHO HAS?
237
00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:18,166
QUINT.
238
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,168
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
239
00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:24,780
I'M READING THIS BLOG.
IT'S CALLED "QUINT WHILE
YOU'RE AHEAD."
240
00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:26,775
MAN, IS HE TOUGH!
241
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,447
HEY, I'M JUST AS TOUGH
AS QUINT.
242
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,448
I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
243
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,080
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LEAVE THE SNAKE CATCHING TO HIM.
244
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,933
I MEAN,
YOU'RE AN EXTERMINATOR.
245
00:12:35,926 --> 00:12:38,856
YOU SET OFF BUG BOMBS
AND RUN.
246
00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:45,100
I HAVE TO RUN, GABE.
IT'S GOVERNMENT MANDATED.
247
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,553
TIME TO CATCH
A CHICKEN THIEF.
248
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,248
SO GLAD YOU ALL
COULD COME OVER,
249
00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:04,111
JUSTIN, VAL
AND BIG LENNY.
250
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,915
AND WE'RE AWAY FROM WORK,
251
00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:09,788
SO WE CAN REALLY
LET OUR HAIR DOWN.
252
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,159
I LET MY HAIR DOWN
AT WORK ALL THE TIME.
253
00:13:12,162 --> 00:13:15,902
I LOST A SCRUNCHIE
IN THE COLE SLAW ONCE.
254
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,966
COME ON, GUYS,
THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO BOND,
255
00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:21,899
SHARE OUR HOPES,
OUR DREAMS,
256
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,232
OUR DARKEST SECRETS.
257
00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:26,114
WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
258
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,536
LENNY?
259
00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:29,807
( sighs )
I'M HUNGRY.
260
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,379
GOOD START.
261
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:34,081
NOT A SECRET,
BUT GOOD START.
262
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:37,224
IF WE'RE TELLING SECRETS,
WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST?
263
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,087
OKAY.
264
00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,819
OKAY.
265
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,250
UH, SOMETIMES
266
00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:46,263
I STEAL SUPPLIES FROM WORK.
267
00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:49,026
ANYBODY WANT
TO PIGGYBACK ON THAT?
268
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,359
- I TOOK A STRAW ONCE.
- YEAH YEAH.
269
00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,974
BUT I FELT SO BAD,
I BROUGHT BACK TWO.
270
00:13:57,968 --> 00:13:59,568
( feedback echoing )
271
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:01,239
- AHEM. AH...
- WHAT WAS THAT?
272
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,411
- WHAT WAS WHAT?
- SOUNDED LIKE FEEDBACK.
273
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,953
I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
274
00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:15,494
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
275
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:18,185
WELL, IT IS
CHILDREN'S THEATER.
276
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,058
I THOUGHT CHARLIE
MIGHT LIKE IT.
277
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,192
AND SHE HAS SOMETHING
FOR YOU.
278
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:28,565
AW, CHARLIE, THANK YOU.
279
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,338
OKAY, COME ON, SWEETIE,
LET'S GO.
280
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,070
OH, MOM, WAIT.
UM...
281
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,083
ABOUT WHAT
I SAID YESTERDAY,
282
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,505
I WAS OUT OF LINE.
283
00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:39,147
AND?
284
00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:41,909
AND I'M REALLY SORRY.
285
00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,212
AND?
286
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,385
THAT'S ALL I GOT.
287
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,287
OKAY.
288
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:54,119
WELL, YOU MAY NOT
HAVE BEEN ENTIRELY WRONG.
289
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:56,434
IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE
290
00:14:56,426 --> 00:14:59,266
THAT I HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM
291
00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:01,069
WITH THE SPOTLIGHT.
292
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,643
MOM, WE'RE BACKSTAGE.
THE LIGHTS ARE OUT FRONT.
293
00:15:06,636 --> 00:15:10,406
THAT'S WHAT I HATE
ABOUT BACKSTAGE.
294
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,310
ANYWAY, THIS IS
YOUR MOMENT TO SHINE.
295
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,923
SO AS WE SAY
IN THE THEATER,
296
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,316
- BREAK A LEG.
- OH.
297
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,051
TERRIBLE NEWS--
FRANKLIN JUST BROKE HIS LEG.
298
00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:28,325
- HE CAN'T DO THE SHOW.
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
299
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,358
I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY
TO PLAY BANKER JONES,
300
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,460
SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS THE PART.
301
00:15:35,705 --> 00:15:39,605
OKAY, I SWEAR
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
302
00:15:47,317 --> 00:15:50,347
YEAH, GOOD DAY
TO CATCH A SNAKE.
303
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,350
YOU'RE RIGHT!
304
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:56,062
IT WAS.
I CAUGHT HIM AN HOUR AGO,
TOOK HIM TO THE ZOO.
305
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,556
YOU DID?
306
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,958
WELL, THEN WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
307
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,360
CAME BACK TO DO THIS.
NNNNGG!
308
00:16:08,398 --> 00:16:11,198
AW, MAN, WAS THAT QUINT?
309
00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:13,441
GREAT. SO I MISSED
THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD
310
00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:15,453
BECAUSE I HAD TO GET
YOUR POTATO CHIPS.
311
00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:18,705
HEY, THE POINT IS,
DID YOU GET 'EM?
312
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,651
SO DID QUINT
SEE THE SNAKE?
313
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,523
YEAH, MATTER OF FACT,
HE DID.
314
00:16:25,515 --> 00:16:28,385
AND THEN HE--
315
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,388
AND THEN HE LEFT...
316
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,462
BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID.
317
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:36,074
- QUINT'S AFRAID?
- YEAH.
318
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,526
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD
319
00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:41,228
LEAVES BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID.
BUT YOU KNOW WHO ISN'T AFRAID?
320
00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:42,501
YOUR OLD MAN.
321
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,412
AND I AM PUTTING AN END
TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
322
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,236
ALL RIGHT.
323
00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:51,379
COME AND GET IT, SNAPPY!
324
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:55,492
DAD, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?
325
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:58,315
HEY, A MAN'S GOT TO DO
WHAT A MAN'S GOT--
326
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,648
OH MAN!
THIS WATER IS COLD.
327
00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,252
WHAT'S HE DOING
OUT THERE?
328
00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:06,664
- CATCHING THE SNAKE.
- WHAT?
329
00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:09,626
- DUNCAN, I WAS LYING!
-WHAT?
330
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:14,059
- I DIDN'T CATCH THE SNAKE!
-YES, I AM IN THE LAKE!
331
00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:16,674
- DAD, COME BACK.
- I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GET RID OF YOU.
332
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,506
-WHAT?
- WHOA.
333
00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:21,268
IS THAT A LOG
FLOATING TOWARDS HIM OR--
334
00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:23,541
SNA-A-A-AKE!
335
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,353
SNAKE IN THE LAKE!
336
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,546
GET THE TRUCK, GET THE TRUCK,
GET THE TRUCK, GET THE TRUCK!
337
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,048
GET THE TRUCK!
338
00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:33,381
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.
339
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:38,163
A COUPLE OF SCAREDY CATS
RUNNING FROM A STUPID LOG.
340
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,558
( hissing )
341
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,489
UH-OH.
342
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:48,336
SO THAT'S IT?
YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
343
00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:51,598
I LEARNED BIG LENNY
COMBS HIS BEARD WITH A FORK.
344
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,813
SO WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT
WHO'S STEALING THE CHICKEN.
345
00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:58,205
CORPORATE IS GOING
TO BE DEVASTATED.
346
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,408
THIS IS GOING
TO HAUNT ME FOREVER.
347
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:04,150
- OH WELL!
- YOU KNOW, FUNNY THING THOUGH.
348
00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:07,224
AFTER THE PARTY,
I CAME BACK HERE TO LOOK
AT OUR SECURITY-CAMERA FOOTAGE.
349
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,517
WE, UH,
HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS?
350
00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:14,189
YEAH. YEAH,
AND IT SHOWED THIS GUY
WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU
351
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,404
TAKING BOXES OF CHICKEN
OUT OF THE STORAGE FRIDGE.
352
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,497
DO YOU BY CHANCE
HAVE AN EVIL TWIN BROTHER?
353
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,430
I DON'T RECALL.
354
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:27,844
THEN YOUR BROTHER
PUT THE STOLEN CHICKEN
IN HIS CAR.
355
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,507
- YOU GOT THAT ON TAPE?
- UH-HUH.
356
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,679
AND HERE'S THE CRAZY PART--
357
00:18:31,681 --> 00:18:35,521
YOUR BROTHER DRIVES
THE EXACT SAME CAR THAT YOU DO.
358
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,515
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE THOUGH.
I MEAN, YOU ARE TWINS.
359
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,517
ALL RIGHT!
360
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,489
QUIT TOYING WITH ME.
I CONFESS.
361
00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,151
I STOLE THE CHICKEN
362
00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:45,463
SO I COULD
OPEN MY OWN PLACE,
363
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,625
"MITCH'S DISCOUNT
POULTRY HUT."
364
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,128
WAIT. SO YOU DON'T
HAVE A TWIN BROTHER?
365
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,531
STOP IT, KID.
YOU GOT ME, ALL RIGHT?
366
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,744
OKAY. WELL, I'M CONFUSED.
IF YOU WERE THE ONE
STEALING THE CHICKEN,
367
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,138
WHY DID YOU ASK ME
TO CATCH A CHICKEN THIEF?
368
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,470
I MEAN, I'M YOUR BEST MAN,
RIGHT?
369
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:05,722
I NEVER THOUGHT SOMEONE
SO STUPID COULD CATCH ME.
370
00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:09,875
WELL, LOOK WHO'S STUPID NOW.
371
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,579
'CAUSE I JUST CAUGHT YOU
AND YOUR TWIN BROTHER.
372
00:19:15,225 --> 00:19:17,585
RIGHT?
373
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,341
♪ FRANNY, SINCE I CAN'T PAY ♪
374
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:29,535
♪ THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE
MY SWEET FARM AWAY ♪
375
00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:32,669
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY,
DRY YOUR EYES ♪
376
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,652
♪ 'CAUSE I JUST BROUGHT YOU
A BIG SURPRISE ♪
377
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,879
- ♪ WHO IS THIS? ♪
- ♪ I'M THE BANKER ♪
378
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,192
- ♪ WITH YOUR MONEY ♪
- ♪ YOU SHOULD THANK HER ♪
379
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,615
♪ YOU MEAN
I WON'T HAVE TO LOSE
MY FARM AFTER ALL? ♪
380
00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:52,719
♪ ALL IT TOOK
WAS ONE LITTLE CALL ♪
381
00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:57,732
♪ FRANNY SAVED THE FARM ♪
382
00:19:57,727 --> 00:20:02,667
♪ FRANNY
SAVED THE FARM ♪
383
00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:08,382
♪ FRANNY SAVED THE FARM ♪
384
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,278
♪ FARM! ♪
385
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,326
WELL, CHARLIE,
386
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,898
YOU WERE A LITTLE CHICKEN.
387
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,959
AND APPARENTLY
SO WAS DAD.
388
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:34,801
HEY HEY!
I WAS NOT CHICKEN.
389
00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:39,674
I WAS EXITING THE LAKE
IN A RAPID FASHION.
390
00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:41,739
NO, DAD, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
391
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,741
I'D RATHER HAVE
A LIVE COWARD THAN A DEAD HERO.
392
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,884
OH, THANK YOU, SON.
393
00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:51,247
YEAH. LIVE HERO WOULD HAVE
BEEN THE BEST, BUT...
394
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,420
OF COURSE.
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO RANK THEM,
395
00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,493
YOU'D WANT YOUR LIVE HERO,
LIVE COWARD.
396
00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:57,485
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, DEAD HERO,
DEAD COWARD.
397
00:20:57,487 --> 00:20:59,627
YEAH, DEAD COWARD.
THOSE GUYS ARE LOSERS.
398
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,629
( laughs )
399
00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:02,931
HEY, DO YOU GUYS MIND?
400
00:21:02,932 --> 00:21:04,932
I'M TRYING TO DO
A VIDEO DIARY HERE.
401
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,744
JUST SAY "GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE"
AND BE DONE.
402
00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,697
( laughs )
LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
403
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:12,499
IT'S--
404
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:14,502
GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE.
405
00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:24,051
( doorbell rings )
406
00:21:24,053 --> 00:21:26,463
( turns off TV )
407
00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:33,622
HUH.
408
00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:36,934
DOWN HERE.
409
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:41,628
OH, HEY, IT'S YOU.
410
00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:42,901
HELLO, SNAPPY.
411
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,912
P.J.
( hisses )
412
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,406
LONG TIME,AMIGO.
413
00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:55,652
UH, YOU-- YOU LOOK WELL.
414
00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:58,445
SAVE IT!
415
00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,948
HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?
416
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:04,320
"SNAPPY, WHY DON'T YOU
HOP IN THE LAKE
417
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,433
WHILE I GET US
SOME ICE CREAM"?
418
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,358
WELL, I GOT ICE CREAM.
419
00:22:11,361 --> 00:22:14,801
BUT YOU NEVER
CAME BACK.
420
00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:16,874
YOU NEVER CAME-- OH!
421
00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:21,736
OH, YUMMY YUMMY.
422
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,741
WHO IS THIS?
423
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,953
THIS IS CHARLIE,
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
424
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,646
- NOT EVEN A NIBBLE?
SNAPPY.FOR STOPPING BY,
425
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:36,093
-( doorbell rings )
- WHO IS IT?
426
00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:38,385
( high voice )
TOY DELIVERY FOR CHARLIE.
427
00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:40,388
GO AWAY!
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