All language subtitles for Good.Luck.Charlie.S02E25_0

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch Download
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:11,400 HONEY, YOU ARE GOING TOLOVEMY HALLOWEEN COSTUME THIS YEAR. 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,030 BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU ARE GONNA LOVEMINE. 3 00:00:14,030 --> 00:00:16,530 NO, YOU'RE GONNA LOVEMINEMORE. 4 00:00:16,530 --> 00:00:18,730 - NO, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MINE MORE. - GUYS! 5 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:22,030 SAVE THE CREEPINESS FOR TONIGHT. 6 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 BY THE WAY, I CAN'T TAKE CHARLIE TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,700 I'VE GOT PLANS. 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,070 IVY AND I CAN TAKE HER. WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY, BUT THAT'S NOT UNTIL LATER. 9 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:37,630 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MY PLANS ARE? 10 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,070 OKAY, YOU FORCED IT OUT OF ME. 11 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,070 I AM GOING OUT 12 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,370 WITH A GIRL. 13 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:50,400 SO IS EMMETT GOING AS BEYONCE AGAIN? 14 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,130 HER NAME IS ZOEY, AND I MET HER WHILE DELIVERING CHICKEN-- 15 00:00:54,130 --> 00:00:57,600 TWO PIECE, DARK MEAT, GRAVY ON THE SIDE. 16 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,670 - WOW, SHE SOUNDS GREAT. - I KNOW. 17 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:04,100 SHE'S A LOT OF FUN. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HER. 18 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,100 LOVE HER ALREADY. ( laughs ) 19 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,130 - STOP THAT. -( door opens ) 20 00:01:08,130 --> 00:01:10,270 WELL, I FOR ONE AM GLAD TO HEAR 21 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,570 THAT P.J. HAS GOTTEN OVER SKYLER AND HAS FOUND A NEW GIRL. 22 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:14,170 HEY, SO LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK 23 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:16,100 AT BEYONCE EMMETT, I'M HAPPY. 24 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:19,170 ( rock music playing ) 25 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:20,770 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 26 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:22,530 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 27 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:25,400 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,300 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 29 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,100 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 30 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,100 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 31 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,400 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,570 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 33 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:40,570 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 34 00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:42,270 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 35 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,130 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 36 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,770 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 37 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:48,570 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 38 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:51,500 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 39 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,730 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 40 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:57,570 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 41 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:01,500 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 42 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:05,500 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 43 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,130 ( doorbell rings ) 44 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,300 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MRS. DABNEY. - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 45 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,070 I SEE YOU PUT ON EARLY THIS YEAR.E 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,500 AND I SEE YOU'RE GOING DEVIL CHILD AGAIN. 47 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:36,630 OH, YOU ADDED THE WORD "EVIL" THIS YEAR. NICE TOUCH. 48 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:39,100 I LIKE TO KEEP IT FRESH. 49 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,500 ANYHOO, I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TROUBLE 50 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,070 THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE ON HALLOWEEN. 51 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:47,000 YOU MEAN THE TROUBLE THAT STARTED 11 YEARS AGO 52 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,330 ABOUT THE SAME TIME YOU LEARNED TO WALK? 53 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:55,530 EVERY YEAR, AND YOUR HOUSE GETS EGGED.RED 54 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:58,370 FOR JUST $50, THAT STOPS.SURE 55 00:02:58,370 --> 00:03:01,030 SO YOU'RE OFFERING ME PROTECTION... 56 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,670 FROMYOU. 57 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:07,100 FROM AN UNNAMED HOOLIGAN. 58 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,300 NAMED GABE. 59 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:14,130 WHO HURT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU CAN'T TRUST? 60 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:19,470 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE. 61 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:22,500 - YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. - ALL RIGHT. 62 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,730 I'LL JUST TAKE THAT 50 AND WE'LL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. 63 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:27,770 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY JUST SITTING AROUND. 64 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:30,070 I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE TIME. 65 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,630 ALL RIGHT. 66 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:36,470 YOU BETTER HURRY. 67 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:39,270 IT GETS DARK VERY EARLY THIS TIME OF YEAR. 68 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:44,130 ( laughs ) I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 69 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:48,370 SO DO I. 70 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,700 ( owl hoots ) 71 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:57,000 Well, Charlie, as you can probably see 72 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 us Duncans take Halloween 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,630 very seriously. 74 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:04,170 -( door opens ) -( Amy with deep voice ) I'm home. 75 00:04:04,170 --> 00:04:05,770 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 76 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:08,300 Why, it's Dad! 77 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,270 Hi, I'm Bob 78 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,730 of Bob's Bugs Be Gone. 79 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,330 How's your vermin? 80 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,170 ( door opens ) 81 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,200 ( Bob with high-pitched voice ) I'm home! 82 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:24,000 Well, if it isn't... Ashley Tisdale? 83 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:27,200 ( normal voice ) I'm Mom, 84 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,530 and I'm astar. 85 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,570 Ba-bam! 86 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:35,000 Yeah? Well well, I'm not an exterminator. 87 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,230 I'm a pest control specialist. 88 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,070 Did I ever tell you about the time 89 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,030 I went to Southwest Denver Community College? 90 00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:45,100 Me want donut. Me want donut. 91 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:48,000 Well, things are getting a little ugly. 92 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,500 We'll see you at Thanksgiving. 93 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:55,670 HEY, GABE. YOU GONNA PUT ON YOUR COSTUME? 94 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,500 HEY, EVERYBODY. 95 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:05,500 - WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? - I'M A GOTH WEARING A MUSTACHE. 96 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:08,670 WELL, THAT'S KIND OF A WEIRD COSTUME. 97 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:11,570 NOT AS WEIRD AS LITTLE BO PEEP. 98 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:14,630 WELL, ACTUALLY, THE LITTLE BO PEEP COSTUME WASN'T APPROPRIATE-- 99 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:17,770 THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH BO, A LITTLE TOO MUCH PEEP. 100 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,770 - HMM. - NO, I'M MARY 101 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:21,770 FROM "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB." 102 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:24,630 OH! BUT I SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING. 103 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:26,630 OH, LITTLE LAMB. 104 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,470 ( giggles ) 105 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,470 - GO AHEAD, CHARLIE, SAY IT. - BAA. 106 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,200 CARROTS? WHERE'S THE CANDY? 107 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,470 OH, WE'RE NOT GIVING OUT CANDY THIS YEAR. 108 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:45,000 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO HAND OUT HEALTHY SNACKS INSTEAD. 109 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,730 WE'RE GONNA BETHATHOUSE? 110 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,170 -( doorbell rings ) - OUR FIRST TRICK-OR-TREATER. 111 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,700 CARROTS? YOU'RETHATHOUSE? 112 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:07,270 IVY, WE'RE GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY. WHERE IS YOUR COSTUME? 113 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:09,630 OH, I'VE GOT A COSTUME. 114 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,630 ( gasps, screaming ) 115 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,300 THAT IS SO REAL. 116 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:21,470 I WAS GONNA PUT THE CLEAVER ON MY HEAD, 117 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:23,330 BUT I DIDN'T WANNA COMPETE WITH ALL THIS. 118 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:26,370 ( doorbell rings ) 119 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,270 - TRICK OR TREAT! - OH MY GOSH, A TEDDY BEAR. 120 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:34,770 THAT IS SO ADORABLE. YOU KNOW, MY NAME IS TEDDY. 121 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,770 TRICK OR TREAT! 122 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:40,530 HERE YOU GO, TEDDY BEAR. 123 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:44,230 CARROTS. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 124 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,270 TEDDY BEAR'S GOT A LITTLE 'TUDE. 125 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:51,030 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN. - THANKS. 126 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:56,530 DON'T BOTHER. 127 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:04,430 ( doorbell rings ) 128 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:08,470 MRS. DABNEY? 129 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,000 Mrs. Dabney: GO AWAY! THIS IS A RECORDING! 130 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,100 - IT'S GABE! -( switch clicks ) 131 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,630 HUH! IRONIC, 132 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:20,700 CONSIDERING ALL THE TIMES I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT REMOVING YOUR HEAD. 133 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,100 I'M HERE FOR MY 50 BUCKS. 134 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:27,570 - FIRST SIGN THIS. - WHAT IS IT? 135 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:29,370 A CONTRACT GUARANTEEING 136 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:31,330 THAT NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 137 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:39,030 NOW GO AWAY BEFORE YOU ATTRACT THE TREAT-OR-TRICKERS. 138 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:42,630 YOU MEAN THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS? 139 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,730 WHATEVER. I HATE THIS HOLIDAY. 140 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:52,400 -( doorbell rings ) - I'VE GOT IT. 141 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:57,300 - HEY. - HI. 142 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:00,170 ZOEY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY MOM-- I MEAN MY DAD-- 143 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:02,500 GUYS, YOUR COSTUMES ARE TOO GOOD. 144 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,200 - HI. - HI. 145 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,170 - HEY. - AND YOUR COSTUME IS BLOWING MY MIND. 146 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:10,270 - RIGHT? - WELL, I GUESS. 147 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:12,570 UM, WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 148 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:15,000 MY SISTER. SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS. 149 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:19,430 WOW. NOW I GET IT. 150 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:20,700 MY PARENTS ARE DRESSED AS EACH OTHER. 151 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,630 - YEAH. - YOU REMIND ME A LOT OF MY PARENTS. 152 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:28,270 - DO THEY LIKE TO HAVE FUN TOO? - NO, I MEANT THAT THERE ARE TWO OF THEM. 153 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:34,630 WELL, WE SHOULD GET GOING. 154 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,570 - HAVE FUN. - YEAH. BYE. 155 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:43,000 - WOW, SHE'S A SPARK PLUG. - ( chuckles ) 156 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,470 - HEY, BEYONCE EMMETT'S LOOKING BETTER AND BETTER. - ( laughs ) 157 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:52,100 HEY, KIDDO, THAT YOUR SECOND COSTUME? IT'S KINDA LAME. 158 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:55,230 YEAH, WHO CARES? SECOND TIME AROUND IS ALL ABOUT VOLUME. 159 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,730 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 160 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,500 WHAT? I DIDN'T DO THIS. 161 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:11,670 SOMEONE DID, AND I PAID YOU $50 TOPROTECTMY HOUSE. 162 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:14,030 BUT IT WASN'T ME. 163 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:16,370 BUT IT WILL BE YOU CLEANING IT UP. 164 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:19,030 HUH! I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK SO. 165 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:22,230 LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE CONTRACT YOU SIGNED. 166 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,630 RIGHT THERE. 167 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:28,630 "IF PROVIDER, GABE DUNCAN, FAILS TO PROTECT SAID RESIDENCE, 168 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:31,500 THE PROVIDER, GABE DUNCAN, AGREES TO WORK FOR MRS. DABNEY 169 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,700 FOR ONE FULL DAY..." WORK FOR YOU DOING WHAT? 170 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:38,670 - KEEP READING. - "...DOING WHATEVER MRS. DABNEY TELLS HIM TO." 171 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,630 - YOU TRICKED ME. - AND THAT'S MY TREAT. 172 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,170 OH. 173 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,300 - GO AHEAD, CHARLIE. GO GET A PIECE OF CANDY. - GO AHEAD. 174 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,170 - ( yells ) - ( screams ) 175 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,400 - CHARLIE! - I'LL GET HER. 176 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,530 ( laughs ) THAT WAS HILARIOUS! 177 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,630 NO, IT WASN'T. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 178 00:10:11,630 --> 00:10:13,330 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S HALLOWEEN. 179 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,370 YEAH, BUT SCARING A TWO-YEAR-OLD ISN'T FUNNY. 180 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:18,000 - IT'S MEAN. - SHE'S ONLY TWO? 181 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,700 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 182 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,630 - HERE, TAKE SOME EXTRA CANDY. - THANK YOU. 183 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:27,570 - ( cackling ) - ( screams ) 184 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:32,230 OH! WHAT? 185 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,630 ( boy laughing ) 186 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:38,630 KARL, ONE; TRICK-OR-TREATERS, ZERO. 187 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:41,730 OH, WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL? 188 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,670 I ADDED SOME ROTTEN EGGS TO THE FAKE BLOOD. 189 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,400 IT'S KIND OF MY SECRET SAUCE. 190 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,770 UGH! 191 00:10:46,770 --> 00:10:49,170 I CAN'T GO TO A PARTY SMELLING LIKE THIS. 192 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:52,330 A PARTY? I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 193 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,300 REACH INTO THE CAULDRON. THERE'S SOME PERFUME IN THERE. 194 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,730 OH, REACH INTO YOUR OWN CAULDRON, YOU CLUMP NUGGET! 195 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,430 ( exasperated sigh ) I HATE THAT KARL KID! 196 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:11,270 I MEAN, NO ONE WOULD EVEN TALK TO ME AT THE PARTY. 197 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:14,300 CAN YOU BLAME THEM? MARY HAD A LITTLE SMELL. 198 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:19,130 WE NEED TO TEACH KARL A LESSON. 199 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:22,500 WELL, CAN YOU TEACH IT FROM OVER THERE? YOU'VE STILL GOT A LITTLE STINK ON. 200 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,430 IVY, 201 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,500 I WANT REVENGE. 202 00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:32,170 OKAY, SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 203 00:11:32,170 --> 00:11:33,530 HOW ABOUT THIS? 204 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:36,370 I GET A LIBRARY CARD IN KARL'S NAME, 205 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:38,600 I CHECK OUT A LOT OF BOOKS 206 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,200 AND I KEEP THEM WELL PAST THEIR DUE DATES. 207 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,070 OKAY, I'M NO GOOD AT THIS. HELP ME. 208 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,770 OKAY, FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT. 209 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:54,230 IVY'S GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO 210 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,700 ( whispers ) THE DARK SIDE. 211 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:03,130 ( groans ) 212 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,630 I HATE NOVEMBER 1st. 213 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:09,130 YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MALTED MILK BALLS-- 214 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:12,070 ONE'S TOO MANY AND 1,000 AREN'T ENOUGH. 215 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:16,200 NO MORE CANDY EVER AGAIN. 216 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,700 - RIGHT AFTER THIS PIECE. - NUH-UH. THAT'S IT. 217 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:24,200 I'M THROWING THE REST OUT. OOH, CARAMEL. 218 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,030 HEY, EVERYBODY. 219 00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,670 UH, YOU DO KNOW HALLOWEEN'S OVER. 220 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:31,170 WHY ARE YOU STILL WEARING YOUR COSTUME? 221 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,770 THIS ISN'T MY COSTUME. THIS IS MY NEW LOOK. 222 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,070 SO YOU WEREN'T IN COSTUME LAST NIGHT? 223 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:40,330 WELL, SURE I WAS. HELLO, FAKE MUSTACHE? 224 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:45,230 - P.J., YOU'RE A GOTH NOW? - THAT'S RIGHT, 225 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,070 AND BECAUSE I'M THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF WHAT I USED TO BE, 226 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,470 FROM NOW ON CALL ME J.P. 227 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,700 IF YOU'RE THE TOTAL OPPOSITE, SHOULDN'T WE CALL YOU ALBERT EINSTEIN? 228 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,430 ALBERT WHO? 229 00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:01,670 -( doorbell rings ) - P.J., I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 230 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:04,470 - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? - ZOEY. 231 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,030 OH. THAT'S WHY. 232 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,200 HI. 233 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,470 HI. 234 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:15,070 I THINK I LIKE THE SISTER BETTER. 235 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,400 ( sighs ) OKAY. 236 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,270 ALL THE EGG'S GONE. CAN I TAKE A BREAK NOW? 237 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,200 HOLD ON, LET ME CHECK THE CONTRACT. 238 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,200 NOPE. 239 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,330 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NEXT? 240 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:43,070 I NEED YOU TO GIVE KABOODLE A BATH. 241 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,230 I'M NOT GIVING YOUR CAT A BATH! 242 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:48,730 - WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? - SHAVE MR. DABNEY'S BACK. 243 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:52,500 HERE, KITTY KITTY. 244 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,030 THAT CAT OF YOURS DOES NOT LIKE TAKING BATHS. 245 00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,370 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I HAD YOU DO IT. 246 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:10,030 ALL RIGHT, WHAT-- WHAT'S NEXT? 247 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:13,500 YOU NEED TO GIVE KABOODLE HIS VITAMIN. 248 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,730 IS HE SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THIS? 249 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,570 OH NO, THAT GOES IN THE OTHER END. 250 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:28,470 AND IF YOU THOUGHT HE DIDN'T LIKE BATHS? OOH! 251 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:41,530 HEY, ZOEY AND I ARE GOING OUT NOW. 252 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,400 DON'T WAIT UP. WE'LL BE BACK KINDA LATE. 253 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,000 - WHERE ARE YOU KIDS OFF TO? - WELL, I SUGGESTED MINIGOLF, 254 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,130 BUT ZOEY WANTED TO GO TO THE CEMETERY. 255 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,730 SO WE COMPROMISED-- WE'RE GOING TO THE CEMETERY. 256 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,100 - WHO ARE YOU? - I'M P.J. 257 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,470 NO. 258 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:02,300 THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. I'M J.P. NOW. 259 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,030 OKAY, WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE, 260 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,330 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS GOTH THING? 261 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,130 MOM, DAD, DON'T WORRY. 262 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,500 I'M STILL THE SAME GUY YOU KNOW AND LOVE. 263 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,370 OH, MOM, BY THE WAY, I RAN OUT OF EYELINER 264 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,770 AND I HAD TO BORROW SOME OF YOURS. 265 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:21,370 BOB, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS? 266 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:25,000 - NOTHING. - DOING NOTHING ISN'T MY THING. 267 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,600 TRUST ME, P.J. IS GONNA BE JUST FINE. 268 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,300 FORGOT MY NAIL POLISH. 269 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,470 AND IF HE ISN'T, THEN WE'VE GOT 270 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:36,530 ALL THESE OTHER KIDS WE CAN PIN OUR HOPES ON. 271 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:43,130 ALL RIGHT, I'VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU'VE ASKED. 272 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:47,030 - CAN I GO NOW? - ( sighs ) WELL, 273 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,370 I HATE TO SEE A BEAUTIFUL DAY END, 274 00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:56,670 BUT YOU CAN GO AFTER YOU TAKE OUT THAT TRASH. 275 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:05,200 WHAT'S ALL THIS? EGG CARTONS, 276 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,770 TOILET PAPER ROLLS. 277 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:09,600 ( gasps ) YOU SET ME UP. 278 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,200 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 279 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:16,700 YOU EGGED AND T.P.'D YOUR OWN HOUSE. 280 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,470 WHO HURT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU CAN'T TRUST? 281 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,530 WELL PLAYED, MRS. D. 282 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,400 YOU ARE A WORTHY ADVERSARY. 283 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,500 AS ARE YOU. 284 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,630 - UNTIL NEXT YEAR? - I'LL BE HERE. 285 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,730 ( doorbell rings ) 286 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,770 - YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? - YEAH, KARL, COME ON IN. 287 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,170 COME ON. LOOK, HAVE A SEAT. 288 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,770 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO WARN YOU ABOUT MY FRIEND TEDDY. 289 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,300 YOU TICKED OFF THE WRONG PERSON. 290 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,430 SO WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OFHERNOW? 291 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,500 VERYAFRAID. 292 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,130 SHE HAS PROBLEMS-- 293 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,700 ANGER PROBLEMS. 294 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,130 MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB HAS ANGER PROBLEMS? 295 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:08,270 YES, AND WHEN YOU MESSED WITH HER LITTLE LAMB, 296 00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:11,600 SCARY IS WHERE MARY IS SURE TO GO. 297 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,500 Teddy: IVY, I'M BACK. 298 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,170 OH NO. OKAY, THIS ISN'T GOOD. 299 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,270 STAY HERE. I'LL DEAL WITH THIS. 300 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,170 DON'T GET MAD. KARL'S HERE. 301 00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,600 Teddy: WHAT?! WHAT, HE'S HERE?! 302 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,730 WHO BROUGHT HIM INTO THIS HOUSE?! 303 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,670 Ivy: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE PEACE. 304 00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,100 Teddy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED! 305 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,700 -( knife zings ) - Ivy:WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 306 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,000 PUT THAT DOWN! NO! 307 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,500 -( screaming ) NO! -( knife thuds ) 308 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,730 SAVE YOURSELF. 309 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,400 SHE'S NOT RIGHT. 310 00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:04,370 HELLO, KARL. 311 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,430 - DON'T HURT ME. - ( chuckles ) OH, DON'T WORRY. 312 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:18,600 - ( whimpers ) - IN A MINUTE, YOU WON'T FEELANYTHING. 313 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,170 - HA! - PLEASE, I'M SORRY! 314 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:25,570 ( screams ) LET ME GO! 315 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,570 - NO! ( crying ) - ( girls laughing ) 316 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:31,170 YEAH, YOU KEEP RUNNING, KARL! 317 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,670 AND DON'T COME BACK! 318 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:35,270 THAT WAS AWESOME. 319 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,100 YOU WERE AWESOME. 320 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,130 GREAT PLAN, SMART PLAN. 321 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,200 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 322 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,370 - OH, YOU'RE A GENIUS. - ( door rattling ) 323 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 - LOCKED OUT? - LOCKED OUT. 324 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,100 ( doorbell rings ) 325 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,100 ( wolf howls ) 326 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,300 "BUT THE FACT IS I WAS NAPPING, 327 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,000 AND SO GENTLY YOU CAME RAPPING, 328 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,630 AND SO FAINTLY YOU CAME TAPPING, 329 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:03,300 TAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR, 330 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,500 THAT I SCARCE WAS SURE I HEARD YOU-- 331 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,200 HERE I OPENED WIDE THE DOOR; 332 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,000 -DARKNESS THERE..." - BE RIGHT BACK. 333 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,770 "DEEP INTO THE DARKNESS PEERING, 334 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,070 LONG I STOOD THERE WONDERING, FEARING, 335 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:19,230 - DOUBTING, DREAMING DREAMS NO MORTAL..." - MOM. 336 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,070 HI, SWEETIE. 337 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,630 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 338 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,070 OH, JUST... 339 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,300 PAYING MY RESPECTS. 340 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,230 TO WHO? 341 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,270 EZEKIEL FITCHHORN. 342 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,230 HE DIED IN 1928. 343 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:41,630 TIME DOES NOT HEAL ALL WOUNDS. 344 00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:44,730 REALLY, MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 345 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,630 OH, P.J., COME HERE. 346 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,700 - HONEY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. - STOP WORRYING. 347 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,700 THIS IS WHO I AM NOW. 348 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,100 IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKEYOU. 349 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,600 HONEY, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CEMETERY 350 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,230 AT 11:00 AT NIGHT WHEN YOU COULD BE AT HOME IN BED. 351 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,730 - I DO LIKE TO GO TO BED EARLY. - I KNOW, 352 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,470 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A NIGHTTIME PERSON. 353 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:10,230 I KNOW. I'M A DAYTIME PERSON. 354 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:14,070 AW. AND LOOK AT YOU, ALL IN BLACK. 355 00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:17,230 - BLACK ISN'T ME. I LIKE PASTELS. - RIGHT. 356 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,100 SWEETIE, 357 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,730 WHEN YOU'RE WITH THE RIGHT PERSON, 358 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,200 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE. 359 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,500 THEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO CHANGE DAD? 360 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,230 BECAUSE THAT'S WHOIAM. 361 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:34,130 HONEY, YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT GUY, 362 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:37,530 AND SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS A VERY LUCKY GIRL 363 00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:40,100 WHO WILL FIND THAT OUT. I PROMISE. 364 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,730 - COME HERE. - THANKS, MOM. 365 00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:48,100 - SO ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO ZOEY? - YEAH. 366 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,370 I'VE JUST GOTTA BE HONEST WITH HER, 367 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,530 YOU KNOW, TELL HER IT'S NOT WORKING. 368 00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:55,100 "SO THAT NOW, TO THE STILL BEATING OF MY HEART..." 369 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,230 THE POLICE ARE HERE! RUN! 370 00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:01,670 WHAT WAS THAT? 371 00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:04,100 I DON'T LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE. 372 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,470 THAT'S WHO I AM. 373 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,700 Well, Charlie, my trip to the dark side went very well. 374 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,230 - I showed her the way. - Yeah. ( giggles ) 375 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,130 Turns out I like scaring people, 376 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:23,230 ( deep voice ) and I'm good at it. 377 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,070 Reallygood at it. 378 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:31,300 Scarilygood at it. 379 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,400 Give it a rest, Mary. 380 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,370 Good luck, Charlie. 381 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,400 ( vacuum whirring ) 382 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,400 ( doorbell rings ) 383 00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:53,370 WELL, HELLO HELLO HELLO. 384 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,100 DO I KNOW YOU? 385 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,670 I AM THE GHOST OF EZEKIEL FITCHHORN. 386 00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,300 YOU PAID ME A VISIT THE OTHER NIGHT. 387 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,330 I'M HERE TO RETURN THE FAVOR. 388 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:07,370 - COME ON IN. - WHY THANK YOU. 389 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:11,770 SAY, HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU 390 00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:14,270 YOU'RE THE BEE'S KNEES? 391 00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:17,030 UH, MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER. 392 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,430 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE TIME WITH A GHOST? 393 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,530 OH, ZEKE, THAT'S REALLY FLATTERING, 394 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:26,030 ( chuckling ) 90 YEARS OLDER AND DEAD, 395 00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,030 I'D BE ALL OVER THAT. 396 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:31,170 - SINCE I'M NOT... - ( whirring ) 397 00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:36,730 Ezekiel:NEXT TIME, WILL SUFFICE.THANK YOU" 28957

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.