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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,208 THANKS FOR THE RIDE HOME. 2 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,353 I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A MOTORCYCLE BEFORE. 3 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:14,079 WERE YOU SCARED? YOU WERE HOLDING ON PRETTY TIGHT. 4 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:17,415 YEAH, BUT THAT WASN'T BECAUSE I WAS SCARED. 5 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,187 ANYWAY, SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE MOVIES? 6 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:23,462 YEAH, FOR SURE. WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP? 7 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,191 PICK ME UP? 8 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:29,156 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 9 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,127 WE CAN JUST-- WE'LL MEET AT THE MALL. 10 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,495 THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME HERE. 11 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,543 - WE'LL JUST MEET THERE. - WELL-- 12 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,338 AT THE MALL. 13 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,540 OKAY, BUT MAYBE WE COULD JUST, LIKE, GO IN AND HANG OUT 14 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,343 - FOR A LITTLE WHILE. - NO. 15 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,375 DEREK, NO. IF WE HANG OUT NOW, 16 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:47,852 WHAT WILL WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT TOMORROW, 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,281 AT THE MALL? 18 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:52,418 WELL, MAYBE WE COULD-- 19 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:55,163 SHH. SAVE IT FOR THE MALL. 20 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:59,187 OKAY, WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 21 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,297 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 22 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,529 ( sighs ) 23 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,404 ( sighs ) 24 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,112 - WHO'S THE GUY? - WHAT?! 25 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,282 WHAT GUY? 26 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,550 THE GUY YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM MOM AND DAD. 27 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,579 I'M NOT TRYING 28 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,584 TO HIDE ANYBODY FROM ANYONE. 29 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,646 TEDDY, LET'S NOT PLAY THIS GAME. 30 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:28,185 WE ALL KNOW THERE'S A GUY. WE ALL KNOW HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE. 31 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,292 AND WE ALL KNOW I HAVE PHOTOS. 32 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,596 SO WHAT DO I CARE? 33 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,498 YOU CARE BECAUSE I CAN'T BE TRUSTED 34 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,501 WITH INFORMATION LIKE THIS. 35 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,573 GABBY GABE THEY CALL ME. 36 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:46,313 OKAY, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, GABBY. 37 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,611 I GOT INTO A LITTLE TROUBLE AT SCHOOL. 38 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,313 AND NOW MY TEACHER WANTS TO TALK WITH MY PARENTS. 39 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:54,376 SO WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? 40 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:57,545 FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, TEDDY. 41 00:01:57,585 --> 00:02:00,185 OR SHOULD I SAY "MOM"? 42 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,591 OH, NO NO NO NO. 43 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,563 IT CAN TOTALLY WORK. 44 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:07,462 MISS MONROE IS OLD AND HAS TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. 45 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,925 NO, THAT'S CRAZY. 46 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,272 I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND TO BE MOM. 47 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:14,669 HERE'S AN INTERESTING PHOTO. 48 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,572 - ( cell phone beeps ) - I BELIEVE THEY CALL THIS A WHEELIE. 49 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:23,313 WELL, ISN'T SOMEONE BEING ESPECIALLY EVIL TODAY? 50 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,454 I GOT A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 51 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,679 OKAY, SO EVEN IF I DO AGREE, 52 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,616 WHO ARE YOU GONNA GET TO PLAY DAD? 53 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,591 HEY, GUYS. 54 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,321 P.J., I NEED YOU TO BE MY PRETEND DAD AT SCHOOL. 55 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,527 SURE. 56 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,458 THAT'S IT. YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO WHAT HE SAYS? 57 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,364 IN THE LONG RUN, IT JUST SAVES TIME. 58 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:46,627 ( rock music playing ) 59 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,667 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 60 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,472 * RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES * 61 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,374 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 62 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,307 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 63 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,613 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 64 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,654 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 65 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,378 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED * 66 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,587 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 67 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,590 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 68 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,362 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 69 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:13,231 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 70 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,761 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 71 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,595 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 72 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,530 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 73 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,567 * SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 74 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:25,612 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 75 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:29,579 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 76 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:33,548 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 77 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,633 THANK YOU, HONEY. 78 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:45,628 HEY HEY HEY HEY! 79 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,799 DIDN'T YOU FORGET SOMETHING? 80 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,658 I'M NOT GONNA DO IT EVERY TIME. 81 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,671 BOB, DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET SOMETHING FOR CHARLIE 82 00:03:56,704 --> 00:04:00,274 TO PLAY ON, OR SLIDE?ING SET 83 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,678 SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY OF THAT STUFF. 84 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,679 SHE'S GOT ALL SORTS BACK HERE.TO DO 85 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,411 REALLY? HONEY, LOOK AT HER. 86 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:11,316 HONEY, SHE'S USING HER IMAGINATION. 87 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,722 IN HER MIND, THAT STICK, IT'S A SWORD. 88 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,555 IT'S A MAGIC WAND. 89 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,831 - WHAT YOU GOT THERE, - A STICK. 90 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:24,301 WHICH YOU ARE PRETENDING IS A... 91 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,332 STICK. 92 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,581 P.J., THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT. 93 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,454 OH NO, I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 94 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,415 YOU WANNA BREAK UP, RIGHT? 95 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,464 OH, NO NO NO, I THINK THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL. 96 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,459 ME TOO. 97 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:54,401 IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR THREE WEEKS 98 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,498 AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GONE OUT ON OUR FIRST DATE YET. 99 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,070 OH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 100 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,429 WE'VE ONLY BEEN OUT WITH FRIENDS. 101 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:03,738 YEAH, AND I THINK YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT A PERSON ON A FIRST DATE. 102 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,411 LIKE WHAT? 103 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,839 LIKE SOMETIMES THEIR NAME. 104 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:13,480 OR IF THE RELATIONSHIP IS MEANT TO BE. 105 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,784 - REALLY? - YEAH. 106 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,345 AN AWESOME FIRST DATE SETS THE TONE FOR THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP. 107 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,546 I SAW IT ON A COVER OF A MAGAZINE. 108 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:23,518 JUST THE COVER? DID YOU READ THE ARTICLE? 109 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,357 NO, I'M NOT A BIG READER. 110 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:28,703 WE ARE SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. 111 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:32,569 UNH-UNH-UNH. HOW DO I KNOW UNTIL WE'VE HAD OUR FIRST DATE? 112 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,900 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO ON OUR AWESOME FIRST DATE? 113 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:39,436 WHAT DATE? NO ONE'S ASKED ME OUT YET. 114 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,913 - HINT HINT. - RIGHT. 115 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,482 RIGHT, OKAY. WELL, SKYLER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- 116 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,383 OOPS, I THINK MY EARRING JUST FELL OUT. 117 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,676 - UH-OH. - DO YOU SEE IT? 118 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,817 NO. WAIT. 119 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:52,922 WAIT. OH, YEAH, HERE IT IS. 120 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,523 GOT IT. WHERE WAS I? 121 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,426 OH, YEAH. SKYLER, WOULD YOU-- 122 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,458 - P.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - DAD, I WAS-- 123 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,534 I WAS ABOUT TO ASK SKYLER A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. 124 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,133 YOU'RE 17 YEARS OLD. 125 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:06,574 YOU WORK AT KWIKKI CHIKKI. YOU WANNA RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER? 126 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,500 I WAS JUST GONNA ASK HER OUT ON A DATE. 127 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,484 OH. 128 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,575 HAVE FUN. 129 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:36,700 LI'L TOTS FORTS O' FUN-- CHARLIE IS GONNA LOVE THIS. 130 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,830 NOW LET'S RIP THIS BABY OPEN AND SLAP HER TOGETHER. 131 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,926 WHOA WHOA WHOA. SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN. 132 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:44,668 BEFORE WE DO ANY RIPPING AND SLAPPING, 133 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,835 WE'RE GONNA READ THE DIRECTIONS. 134 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,814 BOB, THAT ALWAYS TAKES FOREVER. 135 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:52,782 HONEY, THE DIRECTIONS ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORT AND FIREWOOD. 136 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,175 WE DON'T NEED DIRECTIONS. 137 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,716 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT THE PICTURE ON THE BOX AND MAKE THAT. 138 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,822 JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND MAKE THAT. 139 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,864 WELL, THAT EXPLAINS YOUR COOKING. 140 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,525 I'M GONNA GO GET SOME READING GLASSES. 141 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,601 DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING 142 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,531 UNTIL I GET BACK. 143 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,226 I WON'T. 144 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,997 TAKE YOUR TIME. 145 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:21,008 STOP! WHOA WHOA WHOA, STOP STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 146 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,011 I'M MAKING THESE TWO PIECES FIT. I ALMOST GOT IT. 147 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,213 NO NO, NO MORE KICKING. 148 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,445 WE HAVE TO READ THE DIRECTIONS. 149 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,550 WE DON'T HAVE TO READ THE DIRECTIONS TO KNOW THAT THIS PIECE 150 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,593 FITS INTO THIS PIECE PRETTY MUCH. 151 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,590 - GIMME THIS. - NO, WOULD YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS. 152 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,992 GIMME THIS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 153 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,933 AND SOMEBODY MIGHT GET HURT. 154 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,461 ARE YOU OKAY? 155 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,543 BECAUSE I'M SEEING THREE OF YOU RIGHT NOW 156 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:50,538 AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA SEE ONE OF YOU, 157 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,571 I'M GONNA LET YOU BUILD THIS BY YOURSELF. 158 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,536 THANK YOU. 159 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,575 FROM ALL OF US. 160 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:08,592 ( sighs ) GABE, ARE YOUR PARENTS COMING OR NOT? 161 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:12,032 MRS. MONROE, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 162 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:15,759 - THREE. - YEAH, THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. 163 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,666 - HELLO. - MOM! 164 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,029 THERE YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE SCAMP. 165 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:24,068 DIAL IT DOWN. 166 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:26,674 - I'M MRS. MONROE. - HI. 167 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:30,677 - SO NICE TO MEET YOU. - YES, AMY DUNCAN, NURSE, MOTHER OF FOUR. 168 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,681 HOW YOU DOING? 169 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,023 WAY DOWN. 170 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:38,048 THERE'S MY HUSBAND. 171 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,687 - DAD? - ( British accent ) SORRY, I'M LATE, CHAPS. 172 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,663 I'M BOB. 173 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,832 MR. DUNCAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BRITISH. 174 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,101 YEAH, NEITHER DID MRS. DUNCAN. 175 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,900 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M BRITISH. 176 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,703 WHAT AN INTERESTING ACCENT. 177 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,135 WHAT PART OF ENGLAND ARE YOU FROM? 178 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,810 OSTRICH-SHI-SHI-SHIRE. 179 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,084 PARDON. 180 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,722 OSTRICH-SHI-SHI-SHIRE. 181 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,848 I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE HEARD OF OSTRICHSHIRE. 182 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,123 YOU ONE "SHI" SHORT, LOVE. 183 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,722 DAD, I'M IN TROUBLE. LET'S FOCUS ON THAT. 184 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,056 YES, GABE HAS BEEN MISBEHAVING 185 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,061 AND I THOUGHT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. 186 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,103 YES, REST ASSURED, WE ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM, 187 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,729 AND ARE GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS BEHAVIOR. 188 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,895 YES, I WILL BE TAKING THE YOUNG LAD OUT 189 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,874 TO THE HOLLYHOCK HOUSE WHERE WE'LL SHEPHERD HIS PIE. 190 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,711 - WHAT? - IT'S JUST SOMETHING THEY SAY 191 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:38,682 IN OSTRICH-SHI-SHI-- WHERE HE'S FROM. 192 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,986 - HEY, DAD. - HEY. 193 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,931 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FAKE MUSTACHE? 194 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,926 WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ONE? 195 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:06,673 I DO ENJOY OUR TALKS, SON. 196 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,035 HEY, WHILE WE'RE TALKING, 197 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,747 WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT FIRST DATE? 198 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,820 FIRST DATE? FIRST DATE. 199 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,719 NO, I'M SORRY. 200 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,722 I REALLY NEED AN ANSWER ON THAT MUSTACHE. 201 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:26,230 FINE. I WAS PRETENDING TO BE A BRITISH VERSION OF YOU. 202 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,697 SO YOU GOT A QUESTION ABOUT DATING. 203 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,005 YEAH, I GOTTA COME UP WITH SOMETHING GREAT FOR SKYLER, 204 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,738 BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS. 205 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,813 HOW ABOUT A MOONLIGHT PICNIC? 206 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,752 YOU CAN DRIVE UP INTO THE MOUNTAINS, LOOK OUT OVER THE LIGHTS OF THE CITY. 207 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,908 SOUNDS ROMANTIC. 208 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,647 - YEAH. - I LIKE IT. THANKS, DAD. 209 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,003 - HEY, DAD. - HEY. 210 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,739 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A FAKE MUSTACHE? 211 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:14,711 WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ONE? 212 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,819 CHARLIE, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 213 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,151 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOMETHING A LOT BETTER THAN A BOX TO PLAY IN. 214 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,186 NOW LET ME JUST FINISH OFF THIS LAST NAIL 215 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,122 AND... 216 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,770 THEN AGAIN, THAT BOX LOOKS PRETTY FUN. 217 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,910 - OH, HEY. - HEY. 218 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,184 - HEY. - HEY. 219 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,046 - YOU LOOK GOOD. - YOU LOOK GOOD. 220 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,487 WE ALL LOOK GOOD. 221 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,491 WOULD YOU SIT DOWN? TRYING TO DO THE CELEBRITY WORD SCRAMBLE HERE. 222 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,834 JULIA ROBERTS! 223 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,304 TEDDY, I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING. 224 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,914 IS THERE A REASON THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE? 225 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,838 NO, WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT? 226 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,784 RYAN REYNOLDS. 227 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,780 DO IT IN YOUR HEAD. 228 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,083 I DON'T KNOW. I KINDA GOT THE VIBE THAT MAYBE 229 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,915 YOU DON'T WANNA INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FAMILY. 230 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,051 NO, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT THEM TO MEET YOU. 231 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,057 IT'S THAT I DON'T WANT THEM TO MEET YOUR MOTORCYCLE 232 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,889 AND YOUR BIKER BOOTS AND YOUR LEATHER JACKET 233 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,786 WITH THE SKULL ON IT. 234 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:44,028 TEDDY, I DON'T WANNA BE SOMEBODY 235 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,834 YOU HAVE TO HIDE FROM YOUR PARENTS. 236 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,170 - ZAC EFRON! - COME ON! 237 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,971 YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE. 238 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,906 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 239 00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:57,242 SO COME OVER TOMORROW NIGHT AND I'LL INTRODUCE YOU. 240 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,907 COOL. 241 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,776 - HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU, MOTHER. 242 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,293 THAT'S GABE'S MOTHER. 243 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,121 AND THAT'S NOT HER HUSBAND. 244 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,958 RELAX, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS. 245 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,363 OR NOT. 246 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,067 DIET, MOTHER? 247 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,928 YOU'RE 41 YEARS OLD AND SINGLE. 248 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,968 YEAH, DIET. 249 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,941 - ANGELINA JOLIE! - MOM! 250 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,990 HA! LOOK AT THAT. 251 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,133 YEAH, FIRST IT WAS THERE, 252 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,359 AND NOW IT'S HERE. 253 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,055 THERE, HERE. 254 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:54,198 - YOU ACTUALLY DID THIS. - GUESS SOMEBODY WAS WRONG. 255 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,304 - CHARLIE, HONEY, WHO WAS WRONG? - DADDY! 256 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:03,306 WELL, DADDY'S VERY IMPRESSED. 257 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,313 AND A LITTLE SHOCKED. 258 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,315 AND MOMMY IS GONNA DO A VICTORY DANCE. 259 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,878 * I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG * 260 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,248 - * I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT. * - ALL RIGHT. 261 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,987 NOW WE'RE GONNA SWITCH IT UP. 262 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,423 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE WRONG AND I'M RIGHT * 263 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,257 * YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG. * 264 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,302 - GOING INSIDE NOW. - BYE-BYE. IN SPANISH... 265 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:25,929 * ESTOY CORRECTO, ESTOY CORRECTO. * 266 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,267 ( doorbell rings ) 267 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,140 - HI, I'M TIM. - I'M BOB. 268 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,106 WHY ARE WE TALKING? 269 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,445 FORGOT TO GIVE THIS TO YOUR WIFE. 270 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,320 WHAT IS IT? 271 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,919 IT'S THE BILL FOR ASSEMBLING YOUR PLAY STRUCTURE. 272 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,952 YOU PUT THAT TOGETHER? 273 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,917 YEP, TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 274 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,187 COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE TURNED OUT BETTER. 275 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:57,196 WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE TO REFLECT YOUR SATISFACTION WITH A TIP. 276 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,100 - BYE-BYE, TIM. - YOU KNOW, I TAKE-- 277 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,278 HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR FIRST DATE SO FAR? 278 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,110 PRETTY SPECIAL, RIGHT? 279 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,075 THIS SURE IS A TWISTY ROAD. 280 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,084 WHICH IS FINE WITH ME 'CAUSE THIS IS FUN. 281 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,486 WHOO-OO! 282 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,019 WHOO-OO! 283 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,015 YOU AREN'T WHOOING. 284 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:27,027 THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL VERY WELL. 285 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,360 MAYBE YOU'RE JUST HUNGRY. TAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE PICNIC BASKET. 286 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,226 ( vomits, coughs ) 287 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,235 OR PUT SOMETHING IN. 288 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,471 YOUR CHOICE. 289 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,446 Bob: HELP! 290 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,148 - ( structure falling ) - HELP! 291 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,281 GABE, GABE, WATCH CHARLIE! 292 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,262 BOB! WHAT HAPPENED? 293 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,988 I DON'T KNOW. 294 00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:00,134 I WAS JUST STANDING HERE ADMIRING THE SWING SET-- 295 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,400 YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU PUT TOGETHER ALL BY YOURSELF-- 296 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,269 AND THEN BOOM! 297 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,068 THE WHOLE THING CAME DOWN ON TOP OF ME. 298 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,170 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I DON'T KNOW. 299 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,142 I JUST-- I FEEL SO SLEEPY. 300 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,542 NO NO NO. NO, BOB, STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME. 301 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,514 AMY, JUST KNOW THAT 302 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,283 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO ME, 303 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,552 I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR THE WAY YOU PUT THIS THING TOGETHER. 304 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,216 - I'M GONNA GO GET HELP. - NO NO! 305 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,594 LET ME. TIM. 306 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,801 OH, YOU KNOW TIM, RIGHT? 307 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,229 OF COURSE I DO. HI, TIM. 308 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,266 - HOW YOU DOING? - HI, MRS. DUNCAN. 309 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,342 BOB DUNCAN, HOW DARE YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT! 310 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,411 WELL, YOU DESERVED IT FOR LYING TO ME. 311 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,409 WHAT? SO NOW I CAN'T LIE TO YOU? 312 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,311 I THOUGHT WE HAD A GOOD MARRIAGE GOING HERE. 313 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,553 HERE'S THE BILL FOR TAKING IT APART. 314 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,309 THANK YOU. 315 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,317 OH, COULD YOU PUT THIS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN PLEASE? 316 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,320 SURE, THEN TOMORROW YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK 317 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,122 AND TAKE IT APART AGAIN? 318 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,155 NO. 319 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,161 GOSH, TIM, WE'RE NOT CRAZY. 320 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,609 I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE GIVING ME A SECOND CHANCE. 321 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,108 LET'S JUST PRETEND OUR FIRST DATE NEVER HAPPENED. 322 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,341 WHAT FIRST DATE? 323 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,305 THE ONE WHERE I PUKED IN THE PICNIC BASKET. 324 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,584 NO, IT'S AN EXPRESSION. 325 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,083 PUKED IN THE PICNIC BASKET'S AN EXPRESSION? 326 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,616 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA CATCH ON. 327 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:34,090 ( doorbell rings ) 328 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,121 EXCUSE ME. 329 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,634 MRS. MONROE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 330 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:46,272 MR. DUNCAN, YOU'VE SEEMED TO HAVE LOST YOUR ACCENT. 331 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,299 IT COMES AND GOES. 332 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,835 ( British accent ) AH, THERE IT IS. PIP PIP. 333 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,540 AND YOU'VE LOST YOUR MUSTACHE TOO. 334 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,183 THAT'S RIGHT. ME MUSTACHE WENT CHEERIO. 335 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,110 MR. DUNCAN, I HAVE DISTURBING NEWS. 336 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,647 IT'S ABOUT YOUR WIFE. 337 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,121 YOUR WIFE? YOU HAVE A WIFE? 338 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,391 - NO. - YOU DON'T? 339 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,548 OF COURSE I DO. 340 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,217 - WHO ARE YOU? - I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. 341 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,287 HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE-- 342 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,295 AND HERE SHE IS WITH HER BOYFRIEND? 343 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,268 YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME? YOU'RE A MARRIED WOMAN. 344 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,268 - YOU'RE MARRIED? - NO. NO NO NO. 345 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,100 - YOU'RE NOT? - OF COURSE I AM. 346 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,306 - EWW! - GABE! 347 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,541 - YES, MOTHER. - I'M STARTING TO SEE 348 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,378 WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO MEET YOUR FAMILY. 349 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,554 GABE, MRS. MONROE HAS FOUND OUT THAT YOUR FATHER 350 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,654 AND I ARE HAVING PROBLEMS. 351 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,386 AND DOES SHE KNOW 352 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,161 THAT YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON I MISBEHAVE? 353 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,461 I DO NOW. 354 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,303 WELL, MAYBE SOME GOOD CAN COME 355 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,699 FROM ALL THIS PAIN. 356 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,500 DIAL IT DOWN. 357 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,502 MRS. MONROE, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, 358 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,644 THIS FAMILY HAS SOME HEALING TO DO. 359 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,309 WHICH I WOULD LIKE TO DO JUST WITH MY PARENTS 360 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,339 AND THEIR DATES. 361 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,184 STAY WARM, LOVE. 362 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,480 DON'T WANNA FREEZE OFF YOUR ENGLISH MUFFINS. 363 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,653 ( gasping ) 364 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,521 GRANDMA, GRANDPA! 365 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,350 WHAT'S GOING ON? 366 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,316 I'M GABE'S TEACHER. I CAME TO TALK TO HIS PARENTS. 367 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,226 WE'RE HIS PARENTS. 368 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,732 THAT'S RIGHT, GRANDPA. YOU'RE MY DAD. 369 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:26,732 HE THINKS HE'S THE PRESIDENT TOO. 370 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,196 - WHO ARE YOU? - HEY, I'M DEREK. 371 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,607 - JUST A FRIEND. - IS THAT YOUR MOTORCYCLE? 372 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,309 - Derek: YEAH. - NO-- 373 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:38,251 - I LOVE MOTORCYCLES. - WE'RE DATING, ME AND DEREK. 374 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,348 WILL YOU STOP THROWING THAT IN MY FACE? 375 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,780 - WE'RE DONE WITH THAT PART. - JOLLY GOOD. 376 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,719 HEY, CHARLIE. 377 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,357 WELL, WE ALL GOT GROUNDED FOR PRETENDING TO BE MOM AND DAD, 378 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,263 BUT THERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 379 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,465 - ( engine revving ) - LOOKING GOOD, MR. DUNCAN. 380 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,698 OH, PLEASE, CALL ME BOB. 381 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,274 YEAH, TURNS OUT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING. 382 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,674 MY NEW BOYFRIEND IS DAD'S NEW BEST FRIEND. 383 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,479 MAYBE I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 384 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,582 AND THINGS ARE COOL BETWEEN ME AND SKYLER, 385 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,684 AFTER I EXPLAINED TO MY SISTER.IED 386 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,546 YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWFUL. 387 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:22,555 - TALK ABOUT PUKE - RIGHT. PICNIC BASKET. 388 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,589 - Teddy: WHAT? - OH, IT'S AN EXPRESSION. 389 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,534 - YEAH. - ( engine revving ) 390 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,630 ( crash ) 391 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,299 - WHOOPSIE. - MY BIKE! 392 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:39,638 OH, WELL, THAT SHOULD OLD FRIENDSHIP.HE 393 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,412 AND OF COURSE, 394 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,581 YOUR SWING SET HAS NOW COLLAPSED THREE TIMES. 395 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,581 GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE. 396 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,355 - ( videogame beeping ) - ( doorbell rings ) 397 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,657 ( sighs ) 398 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,032 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SORRY TO TROUBLE YOU, GOVERNOR, 399 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,834 BUT I'M VISITING THE STATES FROM THE U.K. 400 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:10,536 AND ME AUTO SEEMS TO HAVE BROKEN DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE. 401 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,710 I'M TRYING TO PLAY A VIDEOGAME HERE. 402 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,309 IF THERE'S A FUNNY PART TO THIS STORY, CAN WE PLEASE GET TO IT. 403 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,753 SAUCY LITTLE BLOKE, AREN'T YOU? 404 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,078 ANYWAY, MAY I USE YOUR TELEPHONE TO RING UP THE GARAGE? 405 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,354 GET IN HERE. 406 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,464 GABE, WHO WAS AT THE-- 407 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:39,331 BY JOVE, YOU'RE A HANDSOME LAD. 408 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,596 BACK AT YOU, BRITISH DUDE. 409 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,438 WH-- IF YOU'RE-- 410 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,405 WHAT? 411 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:53,753 ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE FROM OSTRICH-SHI-SHI-SHIRE? 412 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,850 WHERE? NEVER HEARD OF IT. 413 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,622 I'M FROM OSTRICH-SHI- SHI-SHI-SHIRE. 414 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,451 AH, I WAS ONE "SHI" SHORT. 415 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,688 ( theme music playing ) 30001

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