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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,309 - HI. - HEY. 2 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:12,281 WHO ISTHIS LITTLE BALLERINA? 3 00:00:12,283 --> 00:00:15,793 IT'S CHARLIE, YOUR FOURTH ANDFINALCHILD, RIGHT? 4 00:00:15,786 --> 00:00:18,716 - ( Bob sighs ) - ISN'T THAT DRESS ADORABLE? 5 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,419 I BOUGHT IT FOR HER FIRST BALLET CLASS, 6 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:23,151 WHICH YOU ARE TAKING HER TO, BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. 7 00:00:23,154 --> 00:00:25,704 BUT, HONEY, I'M SUPPOSED TO-- I'D BE HAPPY TO. 8 00:00:27,558 --> 00:00:29,258 AND I NEED YOU TO VIDEOTAPE IT, 9 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:31,700 - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING. - BUT THE CAMERA I-- 10 00:00:31,702 --> 00:00:33,462 I'D BE HAPPY TO. 11 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,505 BALLET-- WHAT A STUPID THING TO DO. 12 00:00:37,508 --> 00:00:39,808 ACTUALLY, YOUR FATHER TOOK BALLET IN HIGH SCHOOL. 13 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:43,070 - ( sighs ) - GREAT. 14 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:46,084 ANOTHER IMAGE TO KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT. 15 00:00:46,077 --> 00:00:48,677 ACTUALLY, OUR FOOTBALL COACH THOUGHT THAT TAKING BALLET 16 00:00:48,679 --> 00:00:50,649 WOULD HELP OUR AGILITY AND BALANCE. 17 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:54,051 EITHER THAT OR HE WAS JUST REALLY MESSING WITH US. 18 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:57,194 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR DAD IN HIS TIGHTS. HE LOOKED HOT. 19 00:00:57,188 --> 00:00:59,658 YEAH, THE WHOLE IDEA OF "HOT" 20 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,690 MUST'VE BEEN DIFFERENT IN THE OLDEN DAYS. 21 00:01:01,692 --> 00:01:04,742 ( rock music playing ) 22 00:01:04,735 --> 00:01:06,565 ♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 23 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,537 ♪ RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES ♪ 24 00:01:08,539 --> 00:01:11,399 ♪ "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪ 25 00:01:11,402 --> 00:01:13,302 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 26 00:01:13,304 --> 00:01:14,714 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 27 00:01:14,705 --> 00:01:16,705 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 28 00:01:18,309 --> 00:01:21,409 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED ♪ 29 00:01:21,412 --> 00:01:24,592 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 30 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,585 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 31 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,287 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 32 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,159 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 33 00:01:31,162 --> 00:01:32,792 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 34 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,603 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 35 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:37,525 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 36 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:39,768 ♪ SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 37 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:43,600 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 38 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:47,544 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 39 00:01:48,539 --> 00:01:51,479 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 40 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,750 ( pencil sharpener whirring ) 41 00:02:03,294 --> 00:02:05,404 - MR. PIPER, - HOLD ON.K TO YOU-- 42 00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:07,456 ( whirring ) 43 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,343 - SEE-- - AH! 44 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,335 - ( whirrs ) - ( blows ) 45 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,207 NOW WHAT IS IT? 46 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:20,339 OH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH WHEN YOU HEAR THIS, 47 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,411 BUT YOU ACTUALLY MADE A MISTAKE. 48 00:02:24,915 --> 00:02:27,745 SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'D BE LAUGHING. 49 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,419 ANYWAYS, UM, 50 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:33,652 SEE, THIS ANSWER HERE? YOU MARKED IT WRONG. 51 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,494 - IT IS WRONG. ANSWER IS B.RECT 52 00:02:36,487 --> 00:02:40,627 YES, BUT YOU DID NOT THE OVAL NEXT TO THE B, 53 00:02:40,631 --> 00:02:42,531 SO IT IS WRONG. 54 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,773 ( chuckles ) YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 55 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:48,665 MISS DUNCAN, I HAVEN'T KIDDED SINCE-- 56 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,400 I'VE NEVER KIDDED. 57 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:55,845 GOOD TO KNOW. 58 00:02:55,846 --> 00:02:58,306 SO YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE MY GRADE, RIGHT? 59 00:02:58,309 --> 00:03:01,179 - NO, I'M NOT. - BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. 60 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,951 THIS IS ME COMPLETELY SHADING IN 61 00:03:03,954 --> 00:03:07,194 THE OVAL NEXT TO "I DON'T CARE." 62 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,758 ( stammers ) 63 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:12,962 - HMM? - ( point snaps ) 64 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:23,270 THERE SHE IS. HAPPY ONE-WEEK-AVERSARY. 65 00:03:23,274 --> 00:03:24,914 OH, P.J., YOU REMEMBERED. 66 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,435 YEAH, AND THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST. 67 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:28,507 THEY DID? WHO ARE THEY? 68 00:03:30,581 --> 00:03:32,381 ( chuckles ) NO, IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION. 69 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:36,323 WOW. IT'S SO FUN GOING OUT WITH A SMART GUY. 70 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,519 - I WROTE A POEM FOR YOU. - OH, LET ME SEE. 71 00:03:43,694 --> 00:03:46,004 "P IS FOR THE WAY YOU PLAY GUITAR, 72 00:03:45,996 --> 00:03:47,996 J IS FOR THE JOKES YOU TELL." 73 00:03:47,998 --> 00:03:50,358 OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 74 00:03:50,361 --> 00:03:52,661 YEAH, THE HARD PART WAS GETTING IT TO RHYME, 75 00:03:52,663 --> 00:03:54,713 SO I DIDN'T. 76 00:03:54,705 --> 00:03:57,565 OH OH, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU TOO. 77 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,241 - A NECKLACE? - YEAH. 78 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,283 - WHAT'S THIS? - IT'S A PIECE OF CHURRO. 79 00:04:06,277 --> 00:04:09,517 IT IS THE LAST BITE OF THE FIRST SNACK WE EVER SHARED. 80 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,420 OH, THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 81 00:04:12,423 --> 00:04:14,663 ( cell phone chimes ) 82 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,025 - ( beeps ) - NOW I'M SAD. 83 00:04:17,027 --> 00:04:18,557 WHAT'S WRONG? 84 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:21,929 OH, P.J., YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 85 00:04:21,932 --> 00:04:24,402 SOMETHINGISWRONG. 86 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:29,497 MY EX-BOYFRIEND KEEPS TEXTING ME. HE WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER. 87 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:33,270 YOU'RE WEARING MY CHURRO. WE'RE AT THE CHURRO STAGE. 88 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,783 WELL, I'LL TALK TO THIS GUY, 89 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,046 - SET HIM STRAIGHT. - WOULD YOU? 90 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:39,947 - YEAH. WHO IS HE? - HIS NAME'S BROCK 91 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:41,680 AND HE'S CAPTAIN OF THE WRESTLING TEAM. 92 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,282 HE THINKS HE'S SO GREAT JUST 'CAUSE HE'S UNDEFEATED. 93 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,394 HUH. SO HE'S NEVER LOST A FIGHT 94 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,558 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT. 95 00:04:48,559 --> 00:04:51,819 HUH. WE SHOULD HAVE LOTS TO TALK ABOUT. 96 00:04:51,822 --> 00:04:54,972 -( bell rings ) - Both: SEE YA. 97 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,768 MAN, THE CHURRO STAGE IS COMPLICATED. 98 00:05:04,935 --> 00:05:07,735 - HELLO. - Amy: HI. 99 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:09,808 MOM, COULD YOU SIGN THIS, PLEASE? 100 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,380 - SURE, HONEY. - WAIT A SECOND. 101 00:05:11,382 --> 00:05:13,512 I KNOW THAT MOVE. SHE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 102 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,346 - NO, I'M NOT. - THEN MOVE YOUR HAND AWAY. 103 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,090 I DON'TWANTTO. 104 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:26,455 A DISCIPLINARY NOTICE? 105 00:05:26,457 --> 00:05:29,427 ( laughs ) YES! I KNEW IT! 106 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,100 FINALLY LITTLE MISS PERFECT DID SOMETHING BAD. 107 00:05:32,102 --> 00:05:33,832 OKAY, TEDDY HONEY, WHAT DID YOU DO? 108 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,874 WHAT? NOTHING. I JUST GOT MAD AT A TEACHER 109 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:40,537 BECAUSE HE LOWERED MY GRADE FOR NOT FILLING IN A STUPID OVAL, 110 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:44,421 SO I SNAPPED ONE OF HIS STUPID PENCILS. 111 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,646 THAT'S IT? 112 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:50,648 I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FORTHAT? 113 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:53,551 TEDDY HONEY, I'M NOT HEARING THAT YOU DID ANYTHINGWRONG. 114 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,094 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T. 115 00:05:55,085 --> 00:05:57,425 OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN 116 00:05:57,428 --> 00:05:58,858 AND HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH THIS GUY. 117 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,859 - OH, NO NO NO, PLEASE DON'T. - WHY NOT? 118 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,892 WELL, BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU GET INVOLVED 119 00:06:03,894 --> 00:06:06,074 IN STUFF LIKE THIS, YOU TURN INTO-- 120 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,596 - MAMA BEAR? - MM-HMM. 121 00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:09,768 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT? 122 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,100 YES. 123 00:06:12,443 --> 00:06:14,953 BECAUSE WHENEVER MAMA BEAR COMES OUT OF HER CAVE, 124 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:16,645 BAD THINGS HAPPEN. 125 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:18,447 YEAH, BUT THEY'RE USUALLY ENTERTAINING. 126 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,411 TEDDY HONEY, I AM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF GOING DOWN THERE 127 00:06:23,414 --> 00:06:25,424 AND HAVING A CIVILIZED DISCUSSION. 128 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:27,156 NOW WHO IS THIS TEACHER? 129 00:06:27,157 --> 00:06:28,857 MR. PIPER. 130 00:06:28,859 --> 00:06:30,589 AH. PIPER. IT FIGURES. 131 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,061 YEAH, P.J. HAD HIM. GAVE HIM AN F 132 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:33,862 - WHEN HE CLEARLY DESERVED A D-. - OOH. 133 00:06:33,864 --> 00:06:36,174 CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GET INVOLVED? 134 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:39,396 OKAY, IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU, I'LL STAY OUT OF IT. 135 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,999 MAMA BEAR IS GOING INTO HIBERNATION. 136 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:45,982 ( stammers ) OH GREAT, SHE FORGOT TO SIGN THIS. 137 00:06:45,976 --> 00:06:49,076 HERE, LET ME HAVE IT. I'VE GOT HER SIGNATURE DOWN. 138 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,447 Bob: Okay. Come on, Charlie. 139 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:02,650 Come on. Spin. Spin. 140 00:07:02,653 --> 00:07:04,423 Come on, twirl around. 141 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,604 Well, do something cute. 142 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,200 AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED THE LESSONS. 143 00:07:12,202 --> 00:07:15,512 PEOPLE. ( chuckles ) PEOPLE. 144 00:07:15,506 --> 00:07:19,006 WELCOME TO MISS DONNA'S SCHOOL OF BALLET. 145 00:07:19,009 --> 00:07:22,039 I'M MISS DONNA, AND I AMPASSIONATE 146 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,442 ABOUT TEACHING THE ART OF BALLET 147 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,224 TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF BALLERINAS. 148 00:07:27,217 --> 00:07:29,917 DID I GET EVERYONE'S CHECK? 149 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:35,792 VERY GOOD. NOW SO THEMAGICCAN BEGIN, 150 00:07:35,786 --> 00:07:38,456 WILL THE PARENTS PLEASE EXIT TO THE HALLWAY? 151 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:42,488 - ( kids chatter ) - AND THERE'S NO PEEKING IN THE WINDOW. 152 00:07:42,493 --> 00:07:44,673 IT DISTRACTS THE CHILDREN. 153 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,535 UM, UM, MI-- MISS DONNA? 154 00:07:47,538 --> 00:07:49,668 - YES? - HI, BOB DUNCAN. 155 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:52,900 LISTEN, I PROMISED MY WIFE I'D VIDEOTAPE THE CLASS. 156 00:07:52,903 --> 00:07:55,553 ( chuckles ) WELL, I'M SURE A GIANT MAN 157 00:07:55,546 --> 00:07:58,476 WITH A SHINY CAMERA WON'T DISTRACT THE CHILDREN. 158 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:02,980 OKAY, LOOK, IF I DON'T GET THIS ON TAPE, 159 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,623 I'M IN REALLY BIG TROUBLE. 160 00:08:04,615 --> 00:08:07,585 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM YOU'RE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE. 161 00:08:08,559 --> 00:08:11,259 OKAY, I AM NOT AFRAID. 162 00:08:11,261 --> 00:08:13,521 I JUST HAVE A VERY HEALTHY RESPECT. 163 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:17,526 Miss Donna: ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN, 164 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:19,968 THE FIRST PIECE WE'RE GOING TO LEARN TODAY 165 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:23,200 -IS CALLED "A DANCE TO SPRING." - ( beeps ) 166 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,183 IF ANYONE NEEDS TO MAKE A DOODY, 167 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:27,275 PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND. 168 00:08:27,277 --> 00:08:28,777 DADDY. 169 00:08:28,779 --> 00:08:32,909 - NO, DEAR, I SAID "DOODY." - DADDY. 170 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,029 UM, MR. PIPER. 171 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,611 HI, I'M AMY DUNCAN, TEDDY'S MOM. 172 00:08:54,605 --> 00:08:56,635 AH. TEDDY DUNCAN. 173 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,567 SHE'S ONE OF MY MOST... 174 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:00,810 STUDENTS. 175 00:09:01,972 --> 00:09:03,272 RIGHT. ANYWAY, 176 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:05,553 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HER LAST QUIZ. 177 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,545 MRS. DUNCAN, PARENTS MUST SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT 178 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,549 FORANYCONFERENCE. 179 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,781 RIGHT, AND I AM SO SORRY, 180 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:14,963 BUT I'M HERE NOW DURING MY LUNCH HOUR, 181 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,685 SO IF YOU COULD JUST MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 182 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:18,257 OH, LET ME CHECK OVER HERE 183 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,188 WHERE I POSTED THE SPECIAL RULES 184 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:22,330 THAT APPLY ONLY TO YOU. 185 00:09:22,332 --> 00:09:24,872 OH, LOOK, THEY DON'T EXIST. 186 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,095 AT ANY RATE, AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY DESK, 187 00:09:27,097 --> 00:09:29,297 I AM FAR TOO BUSY RIGHT NOW. 188 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:31,569 OH, OKAY. 189 00:09:35,846 --> 00:09:38,606 MAMA BEAR JUST CLEARED YOUR SCHEDULE. 190 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:49,055 -( video game noises ) - HEY, GABE, DO ME A FAVOR-- 191 00:09:49,059 --> 00:09:50,619 LISTEN TO THIS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 192 00:09:50,621 --> 00:09:52,721 - WHAT IS IT? - WELL, I'VE GOTTA TALK 193 00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:54,773 TO SKYLER'S EX-BOYFRIEND AND TELL HIM TO QUIT BOTHERING HER. 194 00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:56,665 OKAY, LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 195 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:58,667 ( game beeping ) 196 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:02,600 - GO GO GO GO. - WHAT? 197 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,082 OH, I JUST WANTED TO STOP YOU. I'M NOT INTERESTED. 198 00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:08,606 - OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT SAYING. - ( groans ) 199 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,078 "HELLO, BROCK, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, 200 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:13,611 BUT I'VE HEARD A LOT OF GREAT THINGS ABOUT YOU. 201 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,053 IF IT ISN'T TOO MUCH TROUBLE, 202 00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:17,785 COULD YOU PLEASE MAYBE STOP TEXTING SKYLER SO MUCH?" 203 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:20,618 ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL HIM OFF OR INVITE HIM TO THE PROM? 204 00:10:22,152 --> 00:10:24,902 TELL HIM OFF... NICELY. 205 00:10:24,895 --> 00:10:27,655 SO HE WON'T GET ALL PUNCHY AND HURTY ON ME. 206 00:10:27,658 --> 00:10:29,628 THEN YOU'VE GOTTA BE CONFIDENT! 207 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,829 - SHOW HIM YOU MEAN BUSINESS. - OH NO. 208 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:36,212 - WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? - WELL, CLOWNS, SPIDERS, THE DARK-- 209 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:37,806 NO, I MEAN WITH BROCK. 210 00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:40,208 HE'S THE CAPTAIN OF THE WRESTLING TEAM. 211 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:43,070 TRUST ME-- ALL TOUGH GUYS ARE THE SAME. 212 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:45,823 YOU STAND UP TO THEM, THEY'LL ALWAYS BACK DOWN. 213 00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:47,716 ALL RIGHT, I'LL-- I'LL TRY IT. 214 00:10:47,718 --> 00:10:49,918 - YEAH. YEAH. ( chuckles ) - OKAY. 215 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,050 - ( beeps ) - BROCK. 216 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,383 THIS IS P.J. 217 00:10:55,786 --> 00:10:57,426 SKYLER IS MY GIRLFRIEND NOW 218 00:10:57,427 --> 00:11:00,127 AND I WANT YOU TO STOP BOTHERING HER. 219 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:04,801 UH-HUH. WORKS FOR ME. OKAY. BYE. 220 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:07,995 - ( beeps ) - HE WANTS TO MEET AFTER SCHOOL. 221 00:11:07,998 --> 00:11:10,898 - TO DO WHAT? - I'M GUESSING HOMEWORK. 222 00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,841 HE SAID HE WAS GONNA TEACH ME A LESSON. 223 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:22,750 HI, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, PRINCIPAL HIBBERT? 224 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,723 YES, TEDDY, HAVE A SEAT. 225 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,416 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING 226 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:31,858 OUR SECURITY CAMERAS CAUGHT EARLIER TODAY. 227 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:34,262 I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT INTERESTING. 228 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,274 ( Piper screams ) 229 00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:37,966 ( Amy yells ) 230 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,198 CAN WE SEE WHAT ELSE IS ON? 231 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,000 SHH SHH SHH. 232 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,972 HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART. 233 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:48,375 - ( playing at high speed ) - ( Piper screams ) 234 00:11:48,378 --> 00:11:50,138 ( Amy yells ) 235 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:51,910 ( women scream ) 236 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:59,946 - WHY-- WHY IS IT IN FAST MOTION? - IT'S FUNNIER THAT WAY. 237 00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:05,863 I-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 238 00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:07,496 THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. 239 00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:11,097 MR. PIPER HAS AGREED NOT TO PRESS CHARGES, 240 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:14,261 BUT YOUR MOTHER IS BANNED FROM CAMPUS. 241 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,935 WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 242 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,808 MR. PIPER IS DEMANDING AN APOLOGY. 243 00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,811 OH. OH, OKAY OKAY. 244 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,023 WELL, I'LL SAY SORRY TO HIM THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM. 245 00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:27,515 NOTFROM YOU. 246 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:30,177 OOH, THERE'S THE BAD NEWS. 247 00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:45,141 HEY, HONEY, HOW WAS CHARLIE'S FIRST BALLET CLASS? 248 00:12:45,135 --> 00:12:47,265 OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS, 249 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,337 BUT CHARLIE GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I WAS VIDEOTAPING. 250 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,199 BUT I'M GONNA FIX IT, SO PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME. 251 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,553 OKAY. 252 00:12:55,545 --> 00:12:57,545 CUPCAKE? 253 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,180 - CUPCAKE? - MM-HMM. 254 00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:06,394 THAT'S IT? YOU'RE NOT MAD? 255 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,016 NO! I'M NOT MAD. 256 00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:11,858 HONEY, EVERYBODY IN THIS FAMILY HAS TO LEARN TO BE VERY FORGIVING PEOPLE. 257 00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:16,574 WHAT'D YOU DO? 258 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:18,827 NOTHING. 259 00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:20,529 -( door opens, closes ) - Teddy:MOM! 260 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:23,530 OOH, I THINK WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT "NOTHING" MEANS. 261 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,543 WHAT'S UP, SWEETIE? 262 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:28,105 I JUST SAW THE MOST INTERESTING NATURE FILM... 263 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,408 - MMM? - ...IN SCHOOL TODAY. YEAH, IT WAS ABOUT 264 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:34,240 A MAMA BEAR THAT WANDERED INTO A CLASSROOM AND CHASED A TEACHER. 265 00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,446 THAT'S NICE, DEAR. CUPCAKE? 266 00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:42,018 NO. NO, CUPCAKES ONLY WORK ON DAD. 267 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,922 IT'S TRUE. 268 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,496 MR. PIPER IS COMING OVER TOMORROW NIGHT 269 00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:51,299 AND YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO HIM. 270 00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,831 FINE, I'LL APOLOGIZE. 271 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,513 I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE BIT OUT OF CONTROL. 272 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:59,506 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT. I JUST LOSE IT SOMETIMES. 273 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:02,609 ( sighs ) DID YOU SEE THE PART WHERE I CHASED HIM AROUND THE JANITOR? 274 00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:04,842 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS A LITTLE FUNNY, RIGHT? 275 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,547 MAYBE A LITTLE. 276 00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:16,234 MISS DONNA? 277 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,300 - OH, MR. DUNCAN. - OH! 278 00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:35,052 HEY HEY. HI. HUH. 279 00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,875 MISS DONNA, YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST-- 280 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,547 DEMONSTRATING A WELL-EXECUTED PLIE. 281 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,550 YOU HAVE SOME BALLET EXPERIENCE? 282 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,992 OH, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. I DON'T-- 283 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,585 FIRST POSITION! 284 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,116 SECOND POSITION. 285 00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:51,419 ATTITUDE. 286 00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:57,034 NOW GIVE ME TWO GRAND JETES. 287 00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,167 ( laughs ) OH, NO NO NO. 288 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:00,669 OH, ALL RIGHT. 289 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,443 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 290 00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:07,475 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, BUT REALLY I'M-- 291 00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:10,437 I'M HERE 'CAUSE I'M HOPING THAT YOU'LL LET CHARLIE BACK IN THE DANCE CLASS. 292 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,610 WELL, I WILL IF YOU'LL HELP ME WITH SOMETHING. 293 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,653 I'M DOING SOME CHOREOGRAPHY FOR ONE OF MY ADVANCED CLASSES. 294 00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:20,617 NOW I'M GOING TO DO A STAG LEAP INTO YOUR ARMS. 295 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,220 LIFT ME HIGH 296 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,632 AND THEN RELEASE ME GENTLY ONTO THE FLOOR. 297 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:29,325 YOU KNOW, I-- I ONLY HAD THREE CLASSES. 298 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,959 OH BOY! 299 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:33,601 - ( both grunt ) - ( crashes ) 300 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:38,306 MISS DONNA, ARE YOU OKAY? 301 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,638 MY HEAD'S IN A WALL. 302 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,940 UH, LISTEN, ABOUT THE CHARLIE THING, 303 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,542 HOW ARE WE FEELING? 304 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,150 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - OKAY, SO I GAVE YOU A LITTLE BAD ADVICE 305 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,634 ABOUT SKYLER'S OLD BOYFRIEND AND NOW I'M GONNA MAKE UP FOR IT. 306 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:03,130 YOU BOUGHT ME A NINJA? 307 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:07,603 - DUDE. - THIS IS MATT, MY KARATE TEACHER. 308 00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:08,737 - OH. HEY. - HOW YOU DOING? 309 00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:11,268 - ( kiai shout ) - OH! 310 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,971 ( exhales deeply ) 311 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,282 MATT'S MADE ME THE MOST FEARED KID IN THE THIRD GRADE. 312 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,076 - YOU'RE IN FIFTH GRADE. - HEY, ONE GRADE AT A TIME. 313 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,010 ANYWAY, MATT'S GONNA HELP YOU WIN 314 00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:24,312 - YOUR FIGHT TOMORROW. - ALL RIGHT, P.J., 315 00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,594 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT. COME AT ME, ALL RIGHT? 316 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,316 I WANT YOU TO PUNCH, HIT, KICK. 317 00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,688 I DO-- I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 318 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,189 THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS SUIT. 319 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,261 YOU WEARING THIS, CAN'T FEEL A THING. 320 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:39,065 REALLY? THEN I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 321 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:44,130 - HOW YOU DOING? - YOU P.J.? 322 00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:49,376 Y-- WAIT. YOU'RE BROCK, 323 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,479 THE CAPTAIN OF THE WRESTLING TEAM? 324 00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:55,521 MY COACH SAYS I'M 98 LBS OF WHITE-HOT FURY. 325 00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:58,086 WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT? 326 00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,488 IT'S A SELF-DEFENSE SUIT. 327 00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,649 FINE BY ME. 328 00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:03,091 OH WAIT. 329 00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:08,064 - OKAY. - ( laughs ) 330 00:17:12,302 --> 00:17:14,302 ( cell phone clicking ) 331 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,444 ( panting ) 332 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,036 WE'LL TAKE A WATER BREAK. 333 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,067 NO. NOT UNTIL I'M DONE TEACHING YOU A LESSON. 334 00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:23,071 ( clicking continues ) 335 00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:31,279 FORGET IT. 336 00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:35,692 I CAN'T BEAT YOU UP. I CAN'T GET SKYLER BACK. 337 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,755 I CAN'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS 'CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BAGGY. 338 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:44,290 MAN, I KNOW IT STINKS TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN, 339 00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:46,774 ESPECIALLY BY SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AND SMART AS SKYLER. 340 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,266 WELL, BEAUTIFUL. 341 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,770 BUT YOU KNOW, FIGHTING NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING. 342 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,782 YEAH, I'VE REALLY GOTTA WORK ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS. 343 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,806 YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE. 344 00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,708 PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA. 345 00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:05,262 WELL, THERE IS THIS ONE OTHER GIRL I KINDA HAVE A CRUSH ON. 346 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:07,115 - WHO? - TEDDY DUNCAN. 347 00:18:07,117 --> 00:18:08,657 - ( chuckles ) - DO YOU KNOW HER? 348 00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,188 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO, 349 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,220 AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW SHE ISTOTALLYAVAILABLE. 350 00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:19,797 -( doorbell rings ) - OH, THERE'S MR. PIPER. 351 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,329 NOW, MOM, YOU PROMISED YOU'D BE GOOD. 352 00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:24,602 MAMA BEAR HAS BEEN DECLAWED. 353 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,514 - OPEN THE DOOR. - HERE WE GO. 354 00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:31,638 AH. MR. PIPER, COME ON IN. 355 00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:36,493 AH. WONDERFUL. YOU REMEMBER MY MOM? 356 00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:38,816 EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES. 357 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,250 MOM. 358 00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:45,402 WASN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO SAY TO MR. PIPER? 359 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,696 I'M SORRY. 360 00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:50,658 FOR? 361 00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:55,913 SWIPING EVERYTHING OFF YOUR DESK. 362 00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:59,165 - AND? - CHASING YOU THROUGH THE HALLWAY. 363 00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,409 - WHILE? - YOU SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 364 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,271 OKAY! 365 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:06,283 GOOD ENOUGH. ALL RIGHT, WHO'S HUNGRY? 366 00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:08,516 OH, DAD, THERE YOU ARE. 367 00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:10,818 MOM, WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK ON DINNER 368 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,750 WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE? 369 00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:16,163 - BOB DUNCAN. - PETER PIPER. 370 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,185 ( laughs ) 371 00:19:19,189 --> 00:19:22,359 - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? - NO, HE'S NOT KIDDING. NEVER HAS, NEVER WILL. 372 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:27,544 SO, BOB, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 373 00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,897 - I'M AN EXTERMINATOR. - ( chuckles ) 374 00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:32,739 THE IRONY. YOU SPEND ALL DAY GETTING RID OF PESTS, 375 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,842 THEN YOU COME HOME TO THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL. 376 00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:38,176 CRUDITES? 377 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,950 - YOU TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE? - CRUDITES? 378 00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:46,894 YOU KNOW, PETER PIPER, 379 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,856 YOU'RE GONNA BE PICKING YOUR PICKLED PEPPERS 380 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,958 - OUT OF THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR-- - DAD! 381 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,460 - ARE YOU THREATENING ME? - OH, THIS IS JUST THE APPETIZERS, PEOPLE. 382 00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:56,534 LET'S PACE OURSELVES. 383 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,496 JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 384 00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:01,329 ALL RIGHT. 385 00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:03,831 I'M SORRY YOU MARRIED A LUNATIC. 386 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,713 THAT'S IT. 387 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,435 OH NO! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! 388 00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,208 - MINI QUICHE? - ( screams ) 389 00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:14,241 HEY! COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE WEASEL! 390 00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:16,394 YOU'RE CRAZIER THAN YOUR WIFE! 391 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:23,248 HEY! NO ONE'S CRAZIER THAN MY WIFE! 392 00:20:23,253 --> 00:20:25,863 YEAH! NO ONE'S CRAZIER THAN ME! 393 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:28,726 SEE YOU IN CLASS! 394 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,961 All: HI, MRS. DABNEY. 395 00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:43,669 Hey, Charlie. So we're here at your very first ballet recital 396 00:20:43,673 --> 00:20:45,553 and I'm gonna get the whole thing on tape. 397 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,645 -( cell phone chimes ) - Ooh. 398 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,247 That's odd. 399 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,818 Some guy named Brock just asked me out. 400 00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:53,921 I wonder who he is. 401 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:55,763 - ( chuckles ) - No idea. 402 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,025 Ooh, it's starting. 403 00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:02,259 WELCOME, EVERYONE, 404 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,631 TO MISS DONNA'S SCHOOL OF DANCE. 405 00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,744 IN THIS PERFORMANCE, THE ROLE OF MISS DONNA 406 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,697 WILL BE PLAYED BY BOB DUNCAN. 407 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:11,369 Amy: WHOO! 408 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,041 WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 409 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,002 A FLOWER IS BORN. 410 00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:17,314 - ( applause ) -( classical score playing ) 411 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,758 ( girls screaming ) 412 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,320 HEY! HEY! 413 00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:34,963 HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! 414 00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:38,474 COME ON, I'M A FRIENDLY FLOWER. I'M A FRIENDLY FLOW-- 415 00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:40,468 HEY! I'M FRIENDLY! 416 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,331 DON'T RUN! 417 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:47,083 - ( chuckles ) That was a very short recital. - It was awesome! 418 00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:49,076 It was like a monster movie. 419 00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:52,938 I-- I said no videotaping in here. 420 00:21:52,942 --> 00:21:56,452 Well, I just have to say really quick-- good luck, Charlie! 421 00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:05,663 OKAY, ARE YOU READY? 422 00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:06,895 - I DON'T KNOW, DAD. - ( sighs ) 423 00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:09,396 TEDDY, WOULD YOU TRUST ME? I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 424 00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:10,959 ( chuckles ) HEARD THOSE WORDS BEFORE. 425 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,960 WELL, THIS TIME-- 426 00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:15,442 THIS TIME I MEAN IT. 427 00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:19,406 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 428 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:23,040 - ( Bob grunts ) - ( crashes ) 429 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:30,547 MAN! I GOTTA WORK ON MY TECHNIQUE. 430 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,350 All: YA THINK? 31454

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