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( playing off-key )
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HOW WAS THAT?
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WELL, YOU GOT
ALL THE NOTES,
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JUST NOT IN THE RIGHT ORDER
OR IN THE RIGHT KEY.
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- THANKS!
- YEAH.
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ALLY, NELSON, QUICK.
WE NEED YOU OFF THE PIANO.
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PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
AND BACK AWAY FROM
THE BABY GRAND.
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GUYS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT BRINGING FOOD
IN THE...
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UGH... STORE?
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- Dez: YES!
- AWESOME!
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THAT WAS WAY BETTER
THAN SMASHING PEANUTS
IN MY LAPTOP.
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ALL RIGHT, NELSON.
LESSON'S OVER.
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- YOU CAN GO WASH UP.
- I'M MELON MAN!
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT
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MEGAPHONE WORLD?
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WHO?
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AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
GUESS WHO GOT AN EXCITING
PIECE OF MAIL FOR
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MR. AUSTIN MOON?
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WHAT'S IT SAY?
WHAT'S IT SAY?
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I'VE BEEN SELECTED
TO TAKE PART IN A STUDY ON
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MALE PATTERN BALDNESS?
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SORRY.
WRONG LETTER.
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I NEVER KNEW
YOU WERE BALD.
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KILLER TOUPEE.
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DUDE!
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HERE YOU GO.
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WHOA!
I'VE BEEN INVITED
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- TO THE MIAMI INTERNET
MUSIC AWARDS?
- OH HO!
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THE RAPPER SHINY MONEY
WANTS ME TO PERFORM WITH HIM.
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I CONVINCED HIM
TO SAMPLE YOUR SONG
"DOUBLE TAKE" IN HIS NEW RAP.
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LOOK AT YOU, TRISH,
MANAGER OF THE YEAR.
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IT WAS EASY.
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS STAND
OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE DOING THIS
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UNTIL HE AGREED TO WATCH
AUSTIN'S VIDEO.
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( siren blares )
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OH, I HATE THAT SOUND.
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OH, WELL,
IN THAT CASE...
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( siren blares )
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
ONE OF MY SONGS IS
GONNA BE ON AN AWARD SHOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE AUSTIN'S
SINGING WITH SHINY MONEY.
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HE'S MY FAVORITE.
I HOPE HE'LL SIGN THE PICTURE
OF HIM I KEEP IN MY WALLET.
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WHO CARES
ABOUT AUTOGRAPHS?
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BREAK OUT
MY RED CARPET WALK.
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YOU CALL THAT
A RED CARPET WALK?
CHECK THIS OUT.
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UHN.
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WHOO!
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( laughs )
STEP ASIDE, ROOKIES.
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LET, UH, ALLY D.
SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
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( beatboxing )
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UHN.
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I THINK ALLY D.
SHOULD PROBABLY GO
IN THE SIDE ENTRANCE.
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THE FOUR OF US ARE GONNA
HAVE THE BEST NIGHT EVER.
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I KNOW, AND LOOK--
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- I GET ACCESS TO AN
EXCLUSIVE AFTERPARTY...
- All: YAY!
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- ...A COMPLIMENTARY
GIFT BAG...
- All: YAY!
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...AND AN EXTRA TICKET
FOR ONE GUEST!
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All:
YAY! WHAT?
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I ONLY GET ONE
EXTRA TICKET TO THE SHOW.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN
GOOD AT MATH,
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BUT ONE TICKET
TIMES THREE FRIENDS IS...
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CARRY THE FOUR.
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IT MEANS ONLY ONE OF US
GETS TO GO.
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HUH.
I GOT 47.
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( theme music playing )
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* WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE *
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* I BRING ON THE THUNDER
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* 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK
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* AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER
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* YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD *
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* YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD *
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* AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD *
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* WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK *
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* WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" *
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* AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN'
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* OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA *
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* IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO *
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* WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW *
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* I OWN THIS DREAM
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* 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME
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* THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. *
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WOW, TRISH,
THANKS FOR LUNCH.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY MADE
FROSTED FRENCH FRIES.
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THEY DON'T.
BUT I DO.
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THIS WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH YOU WANTING
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TO BE MY GUEST AT
THE AWARD SHOW, WOULD IT?
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( scoffs )
WHA-A-AT?
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME.
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YOU ONLY GET TO BRING
ONE GUEST,
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SO IT'S A DECISION
YOU NEED TO THINK
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LONG AND HARD ABOUT.
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- THANKS, I'M GLAD--
- ENOUGH THINKING.
YOU'RE TAKING ME.
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IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
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YOU KNOW I'M BAD
AT MAKING DECISIONS.
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I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT
WHICH SNEAKERS TO WEAR
THIS MORNING.
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LOOK, YOU OWE ME.
I'M YOUR MANAGER.
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WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULDN'T
EVEN HAVE THIS GIG.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU CAN COME WITH ME.
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO BREAK
THE NEWS TO DEZ AND ALLY.
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GREAT. I'M GONNA GET
A JOB AT DRESS HUT
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SO I CAN GET SOMETHING
NEW TO WEAR.
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WHAT ABOUT
MEGAPHONE WORLD?
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AH, I'LL JUST QUIT.
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OH. IT'S ALL THE WAY
AT THE OTHER END
OF THE MALL.
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ATTENTION,
MEGAPHONE WORLD:
I QUIT!
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Man over megaphone:
Trish, you were fired
yesterday.
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Please return
the megaphone.
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DEZ, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- PRACTICING MY AWARD
SHOW REACTIONS.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE GONNA BE ON CAMERA.
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AWESOME.
I'D BETTER PRACTICE MINE TOO.
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- THEY JUST ANNOUNCED
THE VIDEO OF THE YEAR.
- STANDING OVATION!
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YOU'RE THE MAN!
I LOVE YOU.
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- LET'S DO THE WAVE!
- OH COOL.
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WHOO!
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WE'RE GONNA
HAVE SO MUCH FUN
AT THE AWARD SHOW.
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ABOUT THAT.
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LISTEN, DEZ, I NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
THE AWARD SHOW AND--
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AND YOU'RE TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT HOW TO LET
ALLY AND TRISH DOWN EASY.
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JUST SAY, "I'M TAKING DEZ.
I LIKE HIM BETTER THAN YOU.
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STOP CRYING, LOSERS."
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HOW IS THAT
LETTING THEM DOWN EASY?
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IF YOU WANT,
I CAN TELL 'EM.
CAN I TELL 'EM?!
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LOOK, DEZ,
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I OBVIOUSLY
WANNA TAKE YOU.
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I MEAN YOU'RE NOT
JUST MY VIDEO DIRECTOR,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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YEAH. I'VE BEEN THERE
FOR YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING.
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REMEMBER THAT TIME AT CAMP
WHEN YOU RIPPED YOUR PANTS
AND I GAVE YOU MINE?
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( chuckles )
YEAH, YOU WENT PANTLESS
FOR THE REST OF SUMMER.
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AND MOST OF THE FALL.
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OH, AND REMEMBER THAT TIME
WE GOT STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR?
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I GAVE YOU
MY PANTS THEN TOO.
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( chuckles )
YEAH.
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THERE WAS REALLY
NO REASON TO DO THAT.
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THAT'S WHAT
BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR.
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I MEAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE US
NOT GOING TO YOUR FIRST
AWARD SHOW TOGETHER.
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( sighs )
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
I COULD NEVER GO
WITHOUT YOU.
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I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
TO TELL TRISH AND ALLY
THE TICKET'S YOURS.
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OUR FIRST AWARD SHOW!
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AWESOMESAUCE!
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HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO PLAY
THE SOUSAPHONE, NELSON?
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IT'S A REALLY HEAVY
INSTRUMENT.
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IT'S OKAY.
I'M STRONG.
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JUST IN CASE, I'D BETTER
KEEP HOLDING ONTO YOU--
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- AUSTIN, HEY.
- WHOA!
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- ( loud crash )
- Nelson: AW, NARTZ.
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AUSTIN,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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I JUST WANT TO
LET YOU KNOW I GET
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
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REALLY?
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YOU'RE GROWING HAIR
ON YOUR TOES TOO?
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EW. NO.
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I MEANT I UNDERSTAND
HOW TOUGH
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THIS TICKET NONSENSE
MUST BE FOR YOU.
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AND THE LAST THING
I WANT TO DO IS ADD
ANY PRESSURE.
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JUST BECAUSE SHINY MONEY'S
SAMPLING "DOUBLE TAKE"--
A SONG I WROTE--
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DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME.
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- REALLY?
- REALLY REALLY.
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( exhales )
WELL, GREAT!
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YEP.
( nervous chuckle )
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GREATY GREAT GREAT.
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BUT HERE'S THE THING--
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AWW, BUT YOU SAID
GREATY GREAT GREAT.
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IF YOU DID
WANNA TAKE ME--
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AND AGAIN, TOTALLY COOL
IF YOU DON'T--
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I NEED TO KNOW SOONER
RATHER THAN LATER
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BECAUSE I ALREADY REQUESTED
THE NIGHT OFF WORK,
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I NEED A FULL DAY
FOR DRESS ALTERATIONS
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AND IF WE'RE GONNA MATCH
MY PURSE TO YOUR TIE
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- WHICH I'M ASSUMING WE WOULD--
- IF I GIVE YOU THE TICKET,
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- WILL YOU STOP TALKING?
- YES.
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I WOULD TOTALLY
STOP TALKING.
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- 'CAUSE I'D BE SO EXCITED--
- YOU CAN COME!
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BESIDES, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE MY PARTNER.
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YOU DESERVE TO GO.
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WITHOUT YOUR SONG,
I WOULDN'T EVEN BE
PERFORMING WITH SHINY MONEY.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU!
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OH! YAY!
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( flatly )
YAY.
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AUSTIN, CAN I
ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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I KNOW.
WHY DID I SAY
YES TO EVERYBODY?
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WHAT WAS I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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THEY ALL DESERVE TO GO.
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I COULDN'T SAY NO.
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NO, I WAS GONNA
ASK YOU FOR HELP.
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I'M STUCK!
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED WITH
THE SOUSAPHONE, NELSON.
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ALL INSTRUMENTS
CAN BE DANGEROUS TO PLAY.
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IS THAT WHY
YOU'RE WEARING A HELMET?
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OH NO, THIS IS JUST HOW
I PLAY DRUMS.
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WHOA HO HO HO!
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THANK YOU, DEZ.
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NO, I'M DIZZY
FROM PLAYING HEAD DRUMS.
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WHOA HO HO HO.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DID YOUR DRESS GET A JOB
AT THE MEGAPHONE STORE
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BECAUSE IT IS LOUD!
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( plays sting )
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SOME DAY YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE OFF THAT HELMET
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AND I'LL BE WAITING.
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WHY ARE YOU
ALL DRESSED UP?
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BECAUSE I'M GOING WITH AUSTIN
TO THE MIAMI INTERNET
MUSIC AWARDS.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
AUSTIN PROMISED ME
THE EXTRA TICKET.
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SORRY, LADIES,
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
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I'M GOING
TO THE MUSIC AWARDS.
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PLEASE.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
DRESSED FOR IT.
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OH, BUT I AM.
EXHIBIT A-- FORMAL BACKPACK.
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- ( scoffs )
- WHATEVER.
HE'S TAKING ME.
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- NO WAY.
- HE PROMISED ME.
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( all arguing )
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Austin:
I'M NOT TAKING ANY OF YOU.
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00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,010
I'M NOT TAKING ANY OF YOU
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING.
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00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,953
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I MESSED UP.
I PROMISED ALL OF YOU
YOU COULD COME WITH ME.
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00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,953
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
219
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,815
BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME
FROSTED FRENCH FRIES,
220
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,915
DEZ GAVE ME HIS PANTS
221
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,257
AND ALLY
222
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,761
TALKED FOR
A REALLY LONG TIME.
223
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:37,034
I DON'T TALK
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
224
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,734
I THINK I TALK
FOR A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME.
225
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,037
I MEAN, THEN AGAIN,
WHAT IS THE DEFINITION
OF NORMAL?
226
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,139
YOUR NORMAL
COULD BE DIFFERENT
FROM MY NORMAL
227
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:48,481
WHICH COULD BE DIFFERENT
FROM TRISH'S NORMAL.
AND YOU WERE SAYING?
228
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,908
I'M GONNA CALL SHINY MONEY
AND TELL HIM I CAN'T PERFORM.
229
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,905
THIS NIGHT
IS ABOUT ALL OF US.
230
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,887
IF WE ALL CAN'T BE THERE,
NONE OF US SHOULD.
231
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,848
WOW.
232
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,257
OF ALL THE SELFISH THINGS
I'VE EVER HEARD!
233
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,289
AND AFTER ALL
I'VE DONE FOR YOU,
234
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,134
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HOW
YOU THANK YOUR MANAGER.
235
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,929
YEAH. AND THIS IS HOW
YOU THANK YOUR PARTNER?
236
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,902
- THIS IS MY MOMENT TOO.
- AND SOME BEST FRIEND YOU ARE.
237
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,272
I WAS THIS CLOSE
TO RUBBING KNEES
WITH SHINY MONEY.
238
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:17,071
IT'S ELBOWS--
RUBBING ELBOWS.
239
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,144
I CAN'T DO THAT.
I HAVE SENSITIVE ELBOWS.
240
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,313
AT LEAST SOMETHING
AROUND HERE IS SENSITIVE,
241
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,052
BECAUSE AUSTIN
CLEARLY DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT OUR FEELINGS.
242
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,018
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET IT!
243
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,278
I THOUGHT YOU ALL WANTED
TO BE THERE TONIGHT FOR ME,
BUT I WAS WRONG.
244
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,018
YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKE
SELFISH LITTLE KIDS.
245
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,924
- Trish and Dez: NUH-UH!
- YOU ARE!
246
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,186
AND I'M NOT SPENDING
MY NIGHT WITH A LITTLE KID.
247
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:43,026
COME ON, NELSON.
ME AND YOU ARE GOING
TO THE AWARD SHOW.
248
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,103
I THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER ASK.
249
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:04,348
- DID WE REALLY JUST...?
- YUP.
250
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,864
- AND AUSTIN'S GOING TO...?
- UH-HUH.
251
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,888
- SO WE'RE PRETTY MUCH...
- THE WORST FRIENDS EVER.
252
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,825
OH! I WANNA PLAY
THE FINISH-THE-SENTENCE GAME!
253
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,026
SAY SOMETHING, TRISH.
254
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:22,835
- DEZ, YOU ARE SUCH AN--
- ELEPHANT! TRACTOR!
PINEAPPLE!
255
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,910
YES, YOU ARE SUCH AN
ELEPHANT TRACTOR PINEAPPLE.
256
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,110
I'M GREAT AT THIS GAME.
257
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,012
SO NOW WHAT?
WE SIT HERE ALL NIGHT
258
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,005
FEELING HORRIBLE
ABOUT OURSELVES?
259
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,317
NOT NECESSARILY.
260
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,919
WAIT A MINUTE.
261
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,392
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
262
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,020
WE NEED TO SNEAK
INTO THE SHOW!
263
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,986
IT WOULD BE SO COOL
TO OWN A PENGUIN.
264
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,025
SNEAK INTO THE SHOW?
265
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,630
WE'VE ALREADY UPSET AUSTIN
ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT.
266
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,002
AND DEZ, WHERE WOULD YOU
EVEN KEEP A PENGUIN?
267
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,973
IN A BATHTUB WITH ICE?
268
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,613
YOU GUYS HEARD AUSTIN--
HE WANTS US ALL THERE.
269
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,108
WE HAVE TO GO THERE
AND MAKE THIS RIGHT.
270
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,941
I GUESS.
271
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,006
GREAT. SO WE'RE ALL
ON THE SAME PAGE?
272
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,375
YES! I'LL GET THE PENGUIN,
YOU GET THE ICE
273
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,854
AND WE'LL ALL MEET
AT ALLY'S BATHTUB.
274
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,888
Announcer:
Welcome back to the Miami
Internet Music Awards.
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00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,028
Now to announce the nominees
for best viral video
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00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,173
the stars of the summer
blockbuster "Mummy Mommy,"
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00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,439
Cameron Diaz
and little Haley Carlisle!
278
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,239
( audience cheering )
279
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:41,114
WHOA!
HOTDOGS AND CHOCOLATE.
280
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,423
CHOCOLATE-COVERED HOTDOGS
REMIND ME OF DEZ.
281
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:49,192
AUSTIN MOON,
YOU'RE ON IN FIVE!
282
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,162
YELLING REMINDS ME
OF TRISH.
283
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,262
WHOA, COTTON CANDY!
284
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,034
THAT REMINDS ME OF ALLY.
285
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,474
COTTON CANDY?
286
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,228
NO, THIS PICTURE
OF ALLY.
287
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,011
WHY DID I BRING THIS?
288
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,041
I JUST WISH
MY FRIENDS WERE HERE.
289
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,207
I'M COTTON CANDY MAN!
290
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,176
RAWR RAWR!
291
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,215
I REALLY REALLY WISH
MY FRIENDS WERE HERE.
292
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,950
RAWR RAWR!
RAWR!
293
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,087
Announcer:
The Miami Internet
Music Awards will be back
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with Shiny Money
and special guest Austin Moon.
295
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,361
OKAY, WE'RE IN.
CAN WE TAKE OFF THESE
TRASH BAGS NOW?
296
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,268
NO, WE NEED TO LOOK LIKE
WE BELONG HERE.
297
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,301
SHINY MONEY'S PERFORMING
"TRASH TALKA'"
298
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,336
AND HIS DANCERS
WEAR TRASH BAGS.
299
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,371
SEE?
300
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,207
I THINK THIS IS
A GOOD LOOK FOR ME.
301
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,553
AND THE BEST PART IS
YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT FINDING A TRASH CAN.
302
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:54,418
LET'S JUST FIND AUSTIN.
WE'LL BE FINE AS LONG AS
NOBODY WHO WORKS HERE SEES US.
303
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,224
LIKE THAT GUY!
HIDE.
304
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,229
SHOW TIME.
EVERYONE TAKE YOUR PLACES.
305
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,167
DID WE JUST MOVE?
I FELT LIKE--
306
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,183
( shrieks )
307
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,247
CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S SHINY MONEY
AND AUSTIN.
308
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,522
HEY, AUSTIN!
309
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,795
Announcer:
Make some noise for the one
and only Shiny Money,
310
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:43,571
with special guest
internet sensation
Austin Moon!
311
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,573
Shiny Money:
MIAMI, MAKE SOME NOISE.
312
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,205
- WHAT DO WE DO?
- WE COULD ASK FOR
HIS AUTOGRAPH.
313
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,783
WE ABOUT TO TAKE
THE TRASH OUT ON Y'ALL.
314
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,323
Shiny Money:
IT'S YOUR BOY SHINY MONEY
AND AUSTIN MOON.
315
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,092
SHINY MONEY,
SHINY MONEY.
316
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,562
SHINE TO THE MONEY STYLE.
317
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,261
WHOO!
318
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,163
IT'S TIME
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
319
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,172
WHOO!
320
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,201
* IT'S SHINY TIME,
IT'S SHINY TIME *
321
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:20,606
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE... *
322
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,110
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
- TRYING TO LEARN THE DANCE.
323
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:29,324
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE... *
324
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,619
- AUSTIN, LET ME EXPLAIN.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
325
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:35,861
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE... *
326
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,858
- AUSTIN, PLEASE.
- HOW COULD YOU GUYS
GET IN HERE?
327
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:43,101
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE *
328
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,300
- * THEY CALL ME
SHINY MONEY... *
- HEY YOU, GET OVER HERE!
329
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,296
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!
330
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,438
* GOT A SHINY SMILE,
AND MY PERFECT SHINY FACE *
331
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:57,343
* CAN BE SEEN IN THE CROWD
ALL THE WAY FROM
OUTER SPACE *
332
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,307
* SHINY PANTS, SHINY SHOES,
SHINY SHADES, GOTTA
WATCH 'EM GROOVE *
333
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,318
* SHINY CAR WITH
THE TREBLE AND BASS *
334
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,390
* SEE ME FLY BY,
MAKE YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE *
335
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,666
* HEY, IT'S SHINY TIME,
IT'S SHINY TIME *
336
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:27,272
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE *
337
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,677
* IT'S MONEY TIME,
IT'S MONEY TIME *
338
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,680
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE *
339
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:38,294
* IT'S GARBAGE TIME,
IT'S GARBAGE TIME *
340
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,888
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE 'EM DO A DOUBLE TAKE *
341
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,491
* NOW FOR THE JUMP,
NOW FOR THE JUMP *
342
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:49,555
* YOU GOTTA MAKE MAKE
MAKE HIM DO A DOUBLE TAKE. *
343
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,574
( crowd oohs )
344
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,510
I THINK WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO CATCH HIM.
345
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,752
* DOUBLE TAKE.
346
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:23,596
- YOU GUYS STILL HERE?
- YEAH, AUSTIN, WE ARE
SO SORRY.
347
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,430
SORRY FOR WHAT?
348
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,966
FOR CARING MORE
ABOUT YOURSELVES
THAN YOU CARE ABOUT ME?
349
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,741
YOU'RE TALKING TO
A TRASH BAG.
350
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,307
OH.
351
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,713
SORRY FOR WHAT?
FOR CARING MORE
ABOUT YOURSELVES--
352
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,245
AUSTIN!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
353
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,281
WE WERE BEING SELFISH,
354
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,716
BUT THEN WE REALIZED TONIGHT
WAS ABOUT YOU, NOT US.
355
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,722
THAT'S WHY WE CAME DOWN HERE--
TO SUPPORT YOU.
356
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,355
SO YOU GUYS WEREN'T JUST
THINKING ABOUT YOURSELVES?
357
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,362
IF I WAS ONLY THINKING
ABOUT MYSELF,
358
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,004
DO YOU THINK I WOULD WEAR
SUCH A RIDICULOUS OUTFIT?
359
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,769
YEAH, THAT PURPLE DRESS
YOU HAD ON EARLIER WAS AWFUL.
360
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,401
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE TRASH BAG.
361
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,765
I'M SORRY WE RUINED
THE SHOW FOR YOU.
362
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,507
YOU DIDN'T RUIN IT.
363
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,253
ACTUALLY,
YOU TOTALLY RUINED IT,
364
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,510
BUT I'M HAPPY
YOU GUYS CAME.
365
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,517
REALLY?
366
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,589
YEAH.
WE'RE A TEAM.
367
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,348
I COULDN'T IMAGINE
MY FIRST AWARD SHOW
WITHOUT YOU GUYS HERE.
368
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,388
BUDDY, IF I WAS
WEARING REAL PANTS,
369
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,633
I'D TOTALLY GIVE 'EM
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
370
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:30,299
YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
GO BACK TO FIST-BUMPING.
371
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,340
All: BOOM!
372
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,810
HEY, YOU'RE THE TWO THAT
WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH ME.
373
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,680
- YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD,
ARE YOU?
- STILL?
374
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,380
IT JUST HAPPENED
AN HOUR AGO!
375
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,823
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
TWO HOURS AGO.
376
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,048
YOU BLACKED OUT
A LITTLE BIT.
377
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,593
MY DOCTOR SAID
I CAN'T PERFORM FOR
AT LEAST EIGHT MONTHS.
378
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,621
- THANKS A LOT.
- HEY, YOU'RE WELCOME.
379
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,586
- HIGH FIVE.
- AH!
380
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,260
( loud crash )
381
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,481
THIS IS WAY BETTER
THAN ANY OF THOSE REAL
AFTERPARTIES.
382
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,508
CAN YOU IMAGINE
ME AND NELSON
383
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,654
HANGING OUT
AT THAT AFTERPARTY?
384
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,349
WHERE IS NELSON,
ANYWAY?
385
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:29,488
THIS IS THE BEST
DAY EVER! YEAH!
386
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,792
YEAH!
387
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,464
YEAH!
388
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:38,534
MY HOTDOGS, OH YEAH,
OH YEAH. WHOO!
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