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♪♪
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ALLY!
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AUSTIN!
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IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU,
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
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ME, TOO. I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS.
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HOW'S SCHOOL?
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HARD, BUT AMAZING.
HOW'S THE TOUR?
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IT'S BEEN FUN,
BUT ALSO REALLY LONELY.
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(both sigh)
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AND,
IT KINDA GOT ME THINKING.
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ABOUT US.
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(sighs)
I DIDN'T KNOW
AT THE TIME, BUT...
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THE DAY I WALKED IN
THE MUSIC STORE WAS
THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE...
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BECAUSE IT'S THE DAY
I MET YOU.
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(gasps)
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THERE'S SO MUCH ABOUT
THE FUTURE I DON'T KNOW,
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BUT THE ONE THING
I'M SURE OF IS,
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THERE'S NO WAY I CAN
MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU.
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(both sigh)
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SO,
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ALLY WILLOW DAWSON...
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(gasps)
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WILL YOU MAKE ME
THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE AND,
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MARRY ME?
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AUSTIN.
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I CAN'T...
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BELIEVE YOU'RE REALLY
ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU!
(screams)
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YES, YES, I WILL!
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WAIT.
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THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
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FIRST OF ALL, ALLY'S MIDDLE NAME
ISN'T WILLOW,
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AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
AUSTIN NEVER ASKED ALLY
TO MARRY HIM.
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I KNOW,
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BUT WHAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE
IS TOO SAD.
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SO, WHEN I WAS PUTTING TOGETHER
MY ROCKUMENTARY,
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THE AUSTIN AND ALLY STORY ,
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I USED A LITTLE EDITING MAGIC
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
AUSTIN WAS PROPOSING.
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HERE'S THE ORIGINAL FOOTAGE.
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Whoa, what kind of bug is that?
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HEY, I GOT HIM.
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COME ON. TOUCH HIM,
HE'S FUZZY.
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AUSTIN, I CAN'T...
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EVEN LOOK AT IT.
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(screams)
EW! EW!
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GROSS!
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(gasps)
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NO AUDIENCE WANTS TO SEE
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
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YOU MEAN THAT AUSTIN AND ALLY
ACTUALLY BROKE UP
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AND HAVEN'T TALKED
TO EACH OTHER IN YEARS?
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UH, YEAH. I CAN'T END
MY MOVIE LIKE THAT.
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IT'S ALL SO SAD.
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YOU KNOW, ALLY'S COMING HOME
THIS WEEKEND,
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AND I TRIED TO TALK HER INTO
GOING TO AUSTIN'S SHOW WITH US,
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SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T
EVEN WANT TO SEE HIM.
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AUSTIN SAID HE DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE HER EITHER.
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IT'S SO WEIRD THAT AFTER
ALL THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH
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THEY CAN'T EVEN BE FRIENDS.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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WE'RE FRIENDS
AND WE HATE EACH OTHER.
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I KNOW,
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
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I JUST KNOW THAT IF WE
CAN GET AUSTIN AND ALLY
IN THE SAME ROOM,
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ONCE THEY SEE EACH OTHER,
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EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
AND WE CAN ALL GO BACK
TO BEING FRIENDS.
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I THINK I KNOW
JUST HOW TO DO IT.
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WAIT A SEC.
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IS YOUR PLAN AN ELABORATE
SCHEME THAT INVOLVES LYING,
TRICKERY AND DECEIT?
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OF COURSE.
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THEN COUNT ME IN!
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WHOO!
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(theme music playing)
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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AND THEN, AFTER I FINISHED
MY TOUR WITH THE LION QUEEN ,
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I GOT CAST AS MAGGIE
IN THE MUSICAL,
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MAGGIE
AND THE MAGIC OVERALLS .
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OVERALL , I'D SAY YOU'RE DOING
REALLY WELL.
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(laughs)
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WOW, IT FEELS SO WEIRD
TO BE BACK HERE.
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SO MANY MEMORIES.
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YOU MEAN LIKE MEETING AUSTIN?
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WRITING SONGS WITH AUSTIN?
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FALLING IN LOVE WITH AUSTIN?
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I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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AUSTIN IS THE PAST,
I AM ALL ABOUT THE FUTURE.
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NOW THAT I'M
DONE WITH COLLEGE,
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I'M JUST EXCITED
TO FOCUS ON MY MUSIC AGAIN.
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I'M REALLY GLAD
TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT,
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BECAUSE GUESS WHO BOOKED YOU
ON THE HELEN SHOW THIS FRIDAY?
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WAIT, THE HELEN SHOW ?
THAT'S AMAZING!
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YOUR FANS ARE DYING TO HEAR
NEW MUSIC FROM YOU.
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WAIT. I'M SUPPOSED TO DO
A NEW SONG?
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AH. I GOTTA WARN YOU.
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SCHOOL KEPT ME SO BUSY,
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MY SONGWRITING
IS A LITTLE RUSTY.
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ALLY, YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN
A BAD SONG IN YOUR LIFE.
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LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU GOT.
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♪ ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SHOWER SHOES
IN THE DORM BATHROOM ♪
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♪ IT'S A BREEDING GROUND
FOR FUNGUS ♪
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OH, BOY.
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♪ THE AIRLINE LOST
MY LUGGAGE ♪
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I JUST WROTE THAT AT THE AIRPORT
BECAUSE THE AIRLINE--
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LOST YOUR LUGGAGE.
YEAH, I GET IT.
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And then Atlanta tonight
and tomorrow,
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and then I'll be back in Miami
for my show this weekend.
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CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA,
BUDDY.
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Me, too.
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Both:
What up?
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-YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
-OOH.
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AH, STILL THERE?
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HEY, SO YOU KNOW HOW TRISH
BOOKED YOU ON
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THE HELEN SHOW THIS FRIDAY?
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Yeah. It's gonna be fun
to go back on The Helen Show .
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It's kinda where
it all started for me.
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Well, I finally finished
my film,
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The Austin and Ally Story ,
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and I was kinda hoping
you guys would bring me out
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to show a clip.
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YOU GUYS?
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ALLY'S NOT GONNA BE THERE,
IS SHE?
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WHAT?
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NO! I SAID, "YOU GUY."
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I was hoping you guy
would bring me out.
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You. Guy.
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BUT, OUT OF CURIOSITY,
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WOULD IT BE A BIG DEAL
IF ALLY WAS THERE?
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I MEAN, SHE'S NOT.
BUT IF SHE WAS?
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Dez, you know how hard
the breakup was for me.
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It's still really painful.
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There's no way I'm ready
to see Ally again.
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HEY, DEZ,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
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ALLY!
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THAT WAS CLOSE.
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( Helen Show theme playing)
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WELCOME TO THE HELEN SHOW !
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(audience applauding)
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AUSTIN MOON,
YOU'RE ON IN 10 MINUTES...
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IS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED
TO TELL YOU NINE MINUTES AGO,
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SO, YOU GOT ONE MINUTE.
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OKAY, BUDDY,
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JUST TREAT THIS LIKE ANY OTHER
TALK SHOW APPEARANCE.
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THERE'S NO REASON
TO FREAK OUT OR BE NERVOUS.
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WHY WOULD I FREAK OUT?
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SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT! CALM DOWN!
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(breathes heavily)
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OH, TRISH,
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BOOKING ME
ON THE HELEN SHOW ,
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YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT FRIEND.
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I AM.
(giggles)
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BUT, REMEMBER,
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NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS OUT THERE
ON THE SHOW TODAY,
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JUST KNOW THAT
I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO BE
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THE BEST POSSIBLE FRIEND.
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THE BEST... FRIEND... POSSIBLE.
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BEST.
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OKAY...
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ALLY DAWSON, YOU'RE ON
IN ONE MINUTE.
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IS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED
TO SAY 55 SECONDS AGO,
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SO YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH ON NOW.
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OH, OKAY.
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( Helen Show theme playing)
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WE HAVE AN AMAZING SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED
TO HAVE THESE SPECIAL GUESTS.
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ON STAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME
TOGETHER IN YEARS,
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AUSTIN MOON AND ALLY DAWSON!
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(crowd cheering and applauding)
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FEEL THE LOVE!
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TOGETHER!
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IT FEELS RIGHT.
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( Helen Show theme playing)
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(audience cheering)
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ALL RIGHT!
WELCOME BACK TO MY SHOW,
AUSTIN AND ALLY!
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-UH-HUH.
-YEP. YEAH!
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IT IS SO GREAT
TO HAVE YOU HERE!
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NOW LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
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(laughs)
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SO WHY DID YOU BREAK UP?
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-AH, WE... JUST...
-UM, I-- I DON'T REALLY--
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ALLY, IS IT TRUE THAT AUSTIN
SHOWED UP AT YOUR DORM ROOM
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AT HARVARD AND SPELLED OUT,
"I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU,"
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IN PICKLES?
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AH, NO.
THAT'S JUST... WEIRD.
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AUSTIN? IS IT TRUE
THAT ALLY'S DAD
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PAID YOU A MILLION DOLLARS
TO STAY AWAY FROM HER?
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-A MILLION DOLLARS?
-MM-HMM.
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NO WAY! DO YOU KNOW HOW CHEAP
ALLY'S DAD IS?
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ARE YOU MAKING
THIS STUFF UP?
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ACTUALLY,
YES, I AM.
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(laughs)
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SINCE YOU TWO HAVE NEVER
SPOKEN PUBLICLY
ABOUT THE BREAKUP,
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ALL WE CAN DO IS MAKE
HORRIBLE GUESSES
AS TO WHAT HAPPENED.
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LOOK, THE REAL STORY
ISN'T THAT INTERESTING.
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I WAS CONSTANTLY ON TOUR,
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ALLY WAS BUSY WITH SCHOOL,
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AND WE NEVER HAD TIME
TO SEE EACH OTHER.
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AWW.
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IT WAS FRUSTRATING
AND IT WAS PAINFUL
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TO NOT BE ABLE
TO BE TOGETHER, SO,
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WE DECIDED THAT THE BEST THING
TO DO WAS TAKE A SMALL BREAK.
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MM.
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THEN A SMALL BREAK
TURNED INTO A LONG BREAK.
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THEN A LONG BREAK TURNED INTO
A REALLY LONG BREAK.
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THEN A REALLY LONG BREAK
TURNED INTO--
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IS THIS REALLY
ANYBODY'S BUSINESS?
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(laughs)
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WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS
IS THAT YOU'RE BOTH BACK
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ON MY SHOW AGAIN.
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AND WHO CAN FORGET
AUSTIN AND ALLY'S
FIRST APPEARANCE
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ON THE HELEN SHOW
EIGHT YEARS AGO?
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ROLL THE CLIP!
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L-LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALLY...
EVERYBODY.
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(laughs)
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I DOUBT ANYONE WILL EVER SEE
A TALK SHOW APPEARANCE
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MORE UNCOMFORTABLE THAN THAT.
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(chuckles)
TODAY'S PRETTY CLOSE.
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THIS IS GOING GREAT!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THIS IS A DISASTER!
235
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,066
AUSTIN AND ALLY ARE HAVING
THE WORST TIME EVER!
236
00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:00,569
OH, I KNOW.
237
00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,030
I JUST MEANT THIS IS THE
BEST EPISODE OF THE HELEN SHOW
238
00:10:02,032 --> 00:10:04,132
THAT I'VE EVER SEEN.
RIVETING!
239
00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:06,976
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
240
00:10:08,078 --> 00:10:10,408
I HAVE AN IDEA.
241
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:14,010
SO, HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU TWO
TO SEE EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW?
242
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:14,824
IS IT AWFUL?
243
00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:18,817
WHOO!
(laughing)
244
00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:23,021
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
245
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,033
NO, NO, NO.
THANK YOU.
246
00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:27,896
-DEZ?
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
247
00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:29,928
CREATING A DISTRACTION.
248
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,030
I'M SORRY, WHO ARE YOU?
249
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,932
MY MOVIE?
THANKS FOR ASKING.
250
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,444
I WOULD LOVE
TO TALK ABOUT MY MOVIE.
251
00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,066
IT'S CALLED
THE AUSTIN AND ALLY STORY .
252
00:10:39,069 --> 00:10:40,069
ROLL THE CLIP!
253
00:10:42,272 --> 00:10:45,022
Dez:
SHE WAS A BORING,
SHY SONGWRITER
254
00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:47,645
WITH NO REAL PURPOSE.
255
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,177
THEN HE APPEARED--
256
00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:51,679
AN INCREDIBLY HANDSOME,
NOT BORING ROCKER
257
00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:54,122
WITH NOTHING
BUT A CORN DOG AND A DREAM.
258
00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:58,726
OH, AND ALSO
A TOTALLY AWESOME BEST FRIEND.
259
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:03,060
OH, AND I FORGOT,
THE SHY GIRL ALSO HAD A FRIEND.
260
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,563
SHE WAS LAZY AND RUDE.
261
00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:09,097
SHE WROTE,
262
00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:10,439
HE ROCKED.
263
00:11:11,641 --> 00:11:12,901
THEY LOVED.
264
00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:17,505
I LOVE YOU, ALLY.
265
00:11:17,507 --> 00:11:19,877
I LOVE YOU, TOO, AUSTIN.
266
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,680
TOGETHER, THEY MADE IT.
267
00:11:25,856 --> 00:11:27,686
COMING SOON FROM THE DIRECTOR
OF CLAWS DUN DUN DUN .
268
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,719
(audience applauding)
269
00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:33,491
WOW! LOOK HOW IN LOVE
YOU TWO WERE.
270
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,563
SUCH A TRAGEDY.
271
00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:36,174
(sighs)
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
272
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:38,696
I'VE BEEN REWORKING THE ENDING
OF MY MOVIE FOR YEARS
273
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,868
TRYING TO MAKE IT
LESS DEPRESSING.
274
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:42,230
OH, POWERFUL STUFF.
275
00:11:42,232 --> 00:11:44,032
STAY TUNED,
AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL,
276
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,814
ALLY'S GONNA PERFORM
A BRAND-NEW SONG.
277
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,207
(audience cheering)
278
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,781
I'M SORRY,
I-I CAN'T DO THIS.
279
00:11:53,784 --> 00:11:54,954
ALLY!
280
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,049
YOU SHOULD REALLY HAVE ME
ON YOUR SHOW MORE OFTEN.
281
00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:03,792
WE HAVE GREAT
ON-SCREEN CHEMISTRY.
282
00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:05,804
( Helen Show theme playing)
283
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,205
( Helen Show theme playing)
284
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:19,037
WHOO!
285
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,709
WELCOME BACK TO MY
AUSTIN AND ALLY REUNION SPECIAL.
286
00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,642
WHICH I GUESS IS NOW
JUST ME...
287
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:27,076
AND THEIR WEIRD FRIEND.
288
00:12:28,819 --> 00:12:30,649
THANKS, HELEN.
I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU
289
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,150
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
WITH THE DIRECTOR OF MY MOVIE,
290
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,353
THE AUSTIN AND ALLY STORY.
291
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,164
-WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I--
-ROLL THE CLIP!
292
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,187
Welcome
293
00:12:38,188 --> 00:12:40,028
TO DEZ ON DEZ.
294
00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:41,630
HI, I'M DEZ.
295
00:12:41,631 --> 00:12:45,041
WITH ME, I HAVE DEZ,
RENOWNED DIRECTOR.
296
00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:46,035
I GOTTA SAY,
297
00:12:46,036 --> 00:12:47,196
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, DEZ.
298
00:12:47,197 --> 00:12:48,237
THANK YOU, DEZ.
299
00:12:48,238 --> 00:12:50,068
AS ARE YOU.
300
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,600
IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE.
301
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,871
NOW TELL ME,
302
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,153
AT WHAT POINT DID YOU FIRST
REALIZE THAT YOU WOULD BECOME
303
00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:58,645
ONE OF THE WORLD'S
MOST PRESTIGIOUS
AND RESPECTED DIRECTORS?
304
00:12:58,648 --> 00:13:00,148
FROM DAY ONE, REALLY.
305
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:02,310
I EVEN DIRECTED THE VIDEO
OF MY OWN BIRTH.
306
00:13:02,312 --> 00:13:05,392
I SAW THAT UMBILICAL CORD
AND I YELLED, "CUT!"
307
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,085
(both laughing)
308
00:13:08,518 --> 00:13:09,788
(laughing)
309
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,592
ALLY, WAIT.
310
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,273
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
311
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:17,125
I'M SORRY.
312
00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:18,597
I JUST MISS YOU.
313
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,728
AND AUSTIN.
314
00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:22,229
AND EVEN THAT RED-HEADED DOOF.
315
00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:24,232
I JUST WISH THINGS COULD GO BACK
TO THE WAY THEY USED TO BE.
316
00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:27,305
I KNOW.
317
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,437
I GET IT.
318
00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:31,138
BUT I TOLD YOU
I WASN'T READY TO SEE AUSTIN,
319
00:13:31,141 --> 00:13:33,311
IT'S STILL TOO PAINFUL FOR ME.
320
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,893
I'M SORRY I TRICKED YOU,
321
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,345
BUT THIS IS YOUR BIG COMEBACK,
322
00:13:36,346 --> 00:13:38,246
YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE
AND SING YOUR NEW SONG.
323
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,220
IT'S NOT ACTUALLY
A NEW SONG.
324
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,133
I LIED WHEN I SAID
THE ONLY SONGS I HAD
325
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,096
WERE ABOUT SHOWER SHOES
AND LOST LUGGAGE.
326
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:52,229
I WROTE A BUNCH
OF OTHER SONGS, TOO,
327
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,702
BUT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT
ME AND AUSTIN.
328
00:13:54,704 --> 00:13:57,974
AND THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GO OUT
THERE AND SING ONE ON TV NOW,
329
00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:00,338
ESPECIALLY NOT
IN FRONT OF HIM.
330
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,110
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
YOU HAVE TO SING SOMETHING.
331
00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:05,884
I MEAN, THE LUGGAGE SONG
WASN'T THAT BAD.
332
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,277
ALLY, WE NEED TO TALK.
333
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,120
AH, YEAH.
334
00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:13,122
PROBABLY SHOULD.
335
00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:16,825
AND I PROBABLY SHOULD
GIVE YOU SOME SPACE.
336
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,043
MORE SPACE THAN THIS?
337
00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:26,035
GOT IT.
338
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,740
WELL...
339
00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:34,701
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY HOW
I PICTURED SEEING YOU AGAIN.
340
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:36,454
ME NEITHER.
341
00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:38,246
(sighs)
342
00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:39,248
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
343
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:41,650
THANKS.
344
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,483
YOU LOOK PRETTY, TOO.
345
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,385
THANKS.
346
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,187
I'VE BEEN USING A NEW
ALL-NATURAL MOISTURIZER.
347
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,197
-I MISS YOU.
-I MISS YOU.
348
00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:02,469
IT'S BEEN WEIRD
NOT HAVING YOU AROUND.
349
00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,872
WE USED TO SHARE EVERYTHING.
350
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:06,884
WELL, AT LEAST I STILL
HAVE YOUR SONGBOOK.
351
00:15:08,438 --> 00:15:09,538
IT'S ALMOST LIKE
HAVING YOU WITH ME.
352
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,680
YOU STILL KEEP IT WITH YOU?
353
00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:15,294
ALWAYS.
354
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,487
LOOK,
355
00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:20,548
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO TRISH
ABOUT NOT WANTING TO PERFORM.
356
00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:23,322
IT'S...
357
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,403
HARD TO GO OUT THERE
AND PERFORM...
358
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:26,695
FEELING THE WAY I DO
RIGHT NOW.
359
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,341
YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS USED
TO BE ABLE TO LEAN ON EACH OTHER
TO GET THROUGH ANYTHING.
360
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,136
WHAT IF WE
SING YOUR SONG TOGETHER?
361
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,138
AS A DUET?
362
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,171
REALLY?
363
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,116
UH...
364
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:50,549
I THINK...
365
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,021
THIS ONE MIGHT BE...
366
00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:55,034
GOOD.
367
00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:03,662
IT'S PERFECT.
368
00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:06,795
Trish:
AWW.
369
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,798
STILL TOO CLOSE?
370
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,353
SO THEN I,
GRABBED THE UMBRELLA,
371
00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:18,106
AND GAVE IT BACK TO THAT WALRUS.
372
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:21,909
HA, HA, HA.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
373
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:25,723
( Helen Show theme playing)
374
00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:28,455
(crowd applauding)
375
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,788
HEY.
376
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,921
SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
377
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:35,732
OH, GREAT,
ANOTHER UNINVITED GUEST.
378
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,965
DO WE HAVE ANY SECURITY
HERE AT ALL?
379
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,827
ANYONE?
380
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:41,329
I JUST WANTED TO LET
EVERYBODY KNOW
381
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:43,701
THAT ALLY IS READY TO PERFORM,
382
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,543
AND AUSTIN IS GONNA
PERFORM WITH HER.
383
00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:48,435
OH! THAT IS AMAZING!
384
00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:51,008
BUT YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO
INTRODUCE THE GUESTS ON MY SHOW.
385
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,180
-OH, SORRY.
-YEAH.
386
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,343
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
387
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:56,754
ON STAGE FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS,
388
00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:58,746
-AUSTIN AND ALLY!
-AND ALLY!
389
00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:00,588
(audience cheering
and applauding)
390
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:05,362
(playing soft melody)
391
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:09,325
(Ally vocalizes)
392
00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:14,361
♪ PLANETS ALIGN ♪
393
00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:20,305
♪ SUDDENLY I'M ALIVE ♪
394
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,140
♪ EYES FULL OF STARS ♪
395
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,284
♪ GUIDE ME TO WHERE YOU ARE ♪
396
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:32,348
♪ PINCH ME IF I'M ASLEEP ♪
397
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:37,532
♪ 'CAUSE THIS FEELS LIKE
IT'S A DREAM ♪
398
00:17:37,527 --> 00:17:40,457
♪ WE'RE LIKE TWO IN A MILLION ♪
399
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,390
♪ CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FIND ♪
400
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:47,174
♪ WHERE I FOUND YOU ♪
401
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,397
♪ WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
THAT THERE'D BE THIS MAGIC ♪
402
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:53,871
♪ WHEN WE TOUCH ♪
403
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,476
♪ WE'VE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪
404
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,578
♪ ON ANOTHER LEVEL ♪
405
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,810
♪ LIKE IT'S JUST
ME AND YOU IN THE ROOM ♪
406
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:07,194
♪ BECAUSE SOMETHING
SO BRILLIANT ♪
407
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:11,017
♪ IS MEANT FOR JUST
TWO IN A MILLION ♪
408
00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:16,473
♪ TWO IN A MILLION ♪
409
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,598
-♪ YEAH ♪
-♪ YEAH ♪
410
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,300
♪ WE'RE LIKE TWO IN A MILLION ♪
411
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,943
♪ WE CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FIND ♪
412
00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:29,836
♪ WHERE I FOUND YOU ♪
413
00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:32,179
♪ WHAT ARE THE CHANCES ♪
414
00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:36,722
♪ THAT THERE'D BE THIS MAGIC
WHEN WE TOUCH ♪
415
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,586
-♪ WHOA-OH ♪
-♪ OH ♪
416
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:41,048
♪ WE'VE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪
417
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,520
-♪ ON ANOTHER LEVEL ♪
-♪ NO, IT'S NOT NOTHING ♪
418
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,103
♪ LIKE IT'S JUST
ME AND YOU IN THE ROOM ♪
419
00:18:46,095 --> 00:18:47,955
♪ YEAH ♪
420
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,727
♪ YEAH ♪
421
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,529
♪ BECAUSE SOMETHING
SO BRILLIANT ♪
422
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:56,442
♪ IS MEANT FOR JUST
TWO IN A MILLION ♪
423
00:18:58,768 --> 00:19:01,708
♪ BECAUSE SOMETHING
SO BRILLIANT ♪
424
00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:05,881
♪ IS MEANT FOR JUST
TWO IN A MILLION ♪
425
00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:10,077
♪ OOH ♪
426
00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:16,261
♪ TWO IN A MILLION ♪
427
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,956
♪ OH ♪
428
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,188
(song ends)
429
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:24,492
ALLY, I STILL LOVE YOU.
430
00:19:25,535 --> 00:19:28,295
I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU.
431
00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:29,968
I NEVER WANT TO BE
APART FROM YOU.
432
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,340
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, TOO,
BUT HOW?
433
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:36,014
NO MATTER HOW MUCH
WE LOVE EACH OTHER,
434
00:19:36,005 --> 00:19:38,175
WE ALWAYS SEEM TO BE HEADED
IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
435
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,379
THEN...
436
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,551
WHY DON'T WE HEAD
IN THE SAME DIRECTION?
437
00:19:43,553 --> 00:19:46,993
WE CAN WRITE, RECORD,
PERFORM AND TOUR TOGETHER.
438
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,618
YOU MEAN LIKE AN OFFICIAL DUO?
439
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,260
YES.
440
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,763
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
441
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,898
(audience cheering
and applauding)
442
00:20:05,174 --> 00:20:07,384
NOW THIS IS WHAT
I HOPED WOULD HAPPEN.
443
00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,637
(sighs)
MAN.
444
00:20:08,638 --> 00:20:10,608
NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE
THE ENDING OF MY MOVIE.
445
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,440
BUT IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
(sobs)
446
00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:14,943
HO, HO!
447
00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:18,654
AUSLLY FANS,
REJOICE!
448
00:20:18,648 --> 00:20:20,618
(audience cheering)
449
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,950
WHOO!
450
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:25,192
AUSTIN AND ALLY
ARE BACK TOGETHER,
451
00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:29,464
AS A COUPLE,
AND AS AN OFFICIAL SINGING DUO.
452
00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:30,729
WHOO!
453
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,360
AND ALLY, THANKS FOR MAKING IT
THROUGH THE WHOLE SHOW
454
00:20:33,363 --> 00:20:35,843
WITHOUT DESTROYING MY SET
THIS TIME.
455
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,505
WELL, HA-HA...
456
00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:40,867
YOUR NEW SET DOES SEEM
A LOT STURDIER THAN THE OLD ONE.
457
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,410
(people screaming)
458
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,549
AAH!
459
00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:55,493
(screaming)
460
00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,595
AUSTIN AND ALLY, EVERYBODY.
461
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:11,298
(audience cheering
and applauding)
462
00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:12,301
WHOO!
463
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,747
AND PEOPLE WERE SO EXCITED
ABOUT US GETTING BACK TOGETHER,
464
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,180
THAT OUR APPEARANCE
ON THE HELEN SHOW
465
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,011
ACTUALLY GOT A BILLION HITS.
466
00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:26,323
AFTER THAT,
WE WENT ON TOUR TOGETHER,
467
00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:29,386
AND WHEN WE WERE IN PARIS
YOUR FATHER ASKED ME
TO MARRY HIM.
468
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,690
GUESS WHO MADE IT
TO MIAMI!
469
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,192
HEY, GO GIVE A HUG TO
YOUR AUNT TRISH AND UNCLE DEZ.
470
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,604
-AUNT TRISH!
-UNCLE DEZ!
471
00:21:38,868 --> 00:21:41,668
WE CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE SET
OF CLAWS DUN DUN DUN: EIGHT .
472
00:21:41,671 --> 00:21:42,701
(growling)
473
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,932
OKAY, COME ON, KIDS.
474
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:46,644
THE STUDIO GAVE US
A PRIVATE JET.
475
00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:48,476
TRISH IS AMAZING
IN THE MOVIE.
476
00:21:48,478 --> 00:21:50,638
I REALLY THINK SHE'S GONNA WIN
A BEST ACTRESS AWARD.
477
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,940
THE FOUR I'VE WON ARE PLENTY.
478
00:21:52,942 --> 00:21:55,042
AH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
I WANT FIVE.
479
00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,587
-AH, THERE'S MY WIFE.
-WHERE?
480
00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:02,950
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, CARRIE.
YOU'RE MY WIFE.
481
00:22:02,952 --> 00:22:05,602
PHEW. FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT
YOU MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE.
482
00:22:07,797 --> 00:22:09,227
WHERE'S DARRIE?
483
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,658
HE WENT AWAY TO COLLEGE.
DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?
484
00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:13,831
COLLEGE?
BUT HE'S SIX.
485
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,773
AH, YEAH.
OUR SON IS OFFICIALLY
THE WORLD'S SMARTEST KID.
486
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,639
THE SCIENTIST GUY
SAID DARRIE HAD A 300 Q.I.
487
00:22:24,674 --> 00:22:25,754
IT'S I.Q.
488
00:22:27,116 --> 00:22:29,616
SPELLING'S NOT REALLY
MY THING.
489
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,619
POINT IS, OUR KID'S THE BEST.
490
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,753
NOT SO FAST, RED.
491
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,294
(dramatic music plays)
492
00:22:36,285 --> 00:22:37,525
WITH LITTLE TOUCHES OF GRAY.
493
00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:41,129
HEY, WIFEY-POO.
494
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:42,590
HEY, CHUCK-A-LICIOUS.
495
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,535
TRISH AND I
HAVE THE BEST KID,
496
00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:49,497
AND PRINCESS MAGNOLIA ROSE
497
00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:53,069
HAS THE "LITTLE MISS PRESCHOOL
AMERICA PAGEANT" TROPHY
TO PROVE IT.
498
00:22:54,203 --> 00:22:56,353
GUESS WHO WON
"LITTLE MISS PRESCHOOL."
499
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,949
IT'S SO AMAZING
TO BE BACK HERE.
500
00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:04,751
WHERE IT ALL BEGAN
FOR THE FOUR OF US.
501
00:23:04,754 --> 00:23:07,724
I AM REALLY GLAD
WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER.
502
00:23:07,717 --> 00:23:09,587
NO MATTER WHERE
OUR LIVES TAKES US,
503
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,619
WE'LL ALWAYS BE
BEST FRIENDS.
504
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:15,674
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
505
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,810
(chuckles)
WOW.
506
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:36,253
IT'S ALL STILL HERE.
507
00:23:36,245 --> 00:23:37,445
IT'S LIKE WE NEVER LEFT.
508
00:23:38,648 --> 00:23:40,648
YEAH.
(laughs)
509
00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:42,150
EVEN THE OLD PIANO.
510
00:23:47,657 --> 00:23:49,727
OKAY, WE'VE GOT 18 HOURS
TO WRITE THE GREATEST SONG EVER.
511
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,799
(both laugh)
512
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,539
(sighs)
513
00:24:03,973 --> 00:24:05,683
REMEMBER THIS ONE?
514
00:24:05,675 --> 00:24:09,815
( Can't Do it Without You
playing)
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