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( snoring )
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( moans )
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GUYS, GUYS, GET UP!
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE FOR THE CEREMONY!
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WHAT? HURRY!
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- AUSTIN,
YOU CAN'T BE LATE TODAY.
- Austin: COME ON!
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THIS IS A BIG DEAL!
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THE AMERICAN PARENT
ASSOCIATION
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IS GIVING YOU
A TEEN ROLE MODEL AWARD.
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YEAH, AND ROLE MODELS
ARE ALWAYS ON TIME.
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- LET'S GO!
- DEZ, HURRY UP!
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!
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( scoffs )
OH NO, NO, WE'RE NOT.
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I CHANGED THE TIME
ON THE CLOCKS
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SO THERE WOULD BE
NO WAY WE'D OVERSLEEP.
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WHAT?
WAIT, SO IT'S NOT 10:00?
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NOPE, IT'S 4:00 A.M.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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GREAT!
NOW I'M WIDE AWAKE.
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- THERE'S NO WAY
I'LL GET BACK TO SLEEP NOW.
- ( Austin sighs )
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YEAH, ME EITHER.
WE MAY AS WELL HAVE BREAKFAST.
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- PBBT!
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
LAST NIGHT WAS
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THE FINAL SHOW
OF YOUR TOUR.
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YEAH, I'M KINDA SAD.
MY FIRST TOUR IS OVER.
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IT'S BEEN FUN
TRAVELLING AROUND.
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WE'VE BEEN
TO 23 DIFFERENT STATES.
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24 IF YOU COUNT US
BEING HERE IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
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I DON'T.
IT'S NOT A STATE.
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NOBODY LIKES
A KNOW-IT-ALL, ALLY.
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( chuckles )
LOOK, I BOUGHT A HEADBAND
IN EVERY SINGLE CITY
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SO I WOULDN'T
FORGET A THING.
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REMEMBER VEGAS?
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- ( boys laugh )
- OH, NICE!
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I DID THE SAME THING,
ONLY I GOT T-SHIRTS
IN EVERY CITY.
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( laughs )
BUT THEY'RE ALL
JUST PLAIN WHITE.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE?
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AWW!
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AND, ALLY, I HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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SINCE YOU WEREN'T WITH US
FOR MOST OF THE TOUR,
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I'VE COLLECTED TEA CUPS
FROM EVERY CITY FOR YOU.
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( laughs )
THANKS, TRISH. I LOVE THEM.
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PRETTY, BUT USELESS.
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I BOUGHT A SOUVENIR
BOWLING BALL AT EVERY STOP.
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( grunts )
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PRETTY AND USEFUL.
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- ( crashing )
- ( girls screaming )
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OH MAN!
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ALLY, YOUR TEACUP SCRATCHED
MY BOWLING BALL. OH!
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- ( girls sigh )
- ( shattering )
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( frustrated groan )
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( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE ♪
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♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪
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♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪
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- ( laughter )
- Ally: THAT WAS AWESOME.
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- THAT WAS
A REALLY NICE CEREMONY.
- WHOO! YEAH.
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WHO KNEW THAT BEING
A TEEN ROLE MODEL
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WOULD SCORE ME
AN ACTUAL GOLD MEDAL?
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( laughs )
OH, I'M SURE IT'S NOT
A REAL GOLD MEDAL.
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PROBABLY JUST CHOCOLATE
COVERED WITH GOLD FOIL.
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- ( clinks )
- OW.
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OKAY. IT'S REAL.
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WHAT'S WITH
THE NEGATIVE ENERGY, DEZ?
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ARE YOU JEALOUS
OF AUSTIN'S AWARD?
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PFFT!
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COURSE NOT. IT'S JUST
SOME STUPID GOLD MEDAL.
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BUT CAN I HAVE IT?!
I'VE NEVER WON A MEDAL BEFORE.
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SORRY, BUD, BUT THIS IS
GOING ON MY TROPHY SHELF,
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RIGHT NEXT TO MY EMPTY SPOT
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FOR MY FIRST RECORD
OF THE YEAR AWARD.
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GOT A LOT OF EMPTY SPOTS
ON MY TROPHY SHELF TOO...
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'CAUSE I'VE NEVER
WON ANYTHING.
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NOW GIVE IT TO ME!
( grunts )
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TRISH. YOU'VE BEEN CHECKING
YOUR PHONE ALL MORNING.
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- WHAT'S UP?
- I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING
SUPER EXCITING FOR TONIGHT.
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I WANT IT TO BE
A BIG SURPRISE, SO I'M NOT
GONNA SAY ANOTHER WORD.
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- ( humphs )
- COOL. I LOVE SURPRISES.
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OKAY, IT INVOLVES
AUSTIN PERFORMING
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FOR A REALLY FAMOUS PERSON
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AT A ONCE-IN-LIFETIME EVENT!
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WAY TO NOT SAY
ANOTHER WORD.
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WELL, ALLY WAS BADGERING ME.
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SO WHO'S THE FAMOUS PERSON?
WHAT'S THE SPECIAL EVENT?
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WHAT PART OF "I WANT IT
TO BE A BIG SURPRISE"
DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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SO, WHAT DO WE WANNA DO
ON OUR LAST DAY IN D.C.?
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
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I'VE PUT TOGETHER
AN ITINERARY
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- OF REALLY FUN THINGS TO DO.
- Austin: PFFT!
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THAT FACT THAT YOU USED
THE WORD "ITINERARY"
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ALREADY MEANS
IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUN.
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BUT IT WILL BE.
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I FOUND A SLEW
OF EXCITING OPTIONS:
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THE I.R.S. HEADQUARTERS,
THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES AND--
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GET THIS--
JOHN PHILIP SOUSA'S
BIRTH HOUSE.
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( chuckles )
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THIS IS WHY
WE NEVER LET YOU PICK.
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- I WANT TO GO SHOPPING.
- I WANT TO GO TO A WATER PARK.
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OKAY, FINE, WE'LL COMPROMISE.
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WE'LL GO
TO THE SMITHSONIAN MUSEUM.
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HOW IS A MUSEUM
A COMPROMISE?
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BECAUSE THEY HAVE LOTS
OF MOVIE MEMORABILIA
FOR YOU GUYS
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AND THE MOST
COMPREHENSIVE COLLECTION
OF FIRST LADY BOBBLEHEADS
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FOR COOL KIDS
LIKE ME AND TRISH.
( grunts )
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WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS.
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( laughs )
IN 1913, FORD INVENTED
THE MOVING ASSEMBLY LINE
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AND INTRODUCED IT
AT HIS DETROIT PLANT.
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- OOOH.
- ( flatly ) OOOH.
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ACTUALLY, MODERN SCHOLARS
DON'T BELIEVE FORD INVENTED
THE ASSEMBLY LINE.
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IT WAS FOUR
OF HIS EMPLOYEES.
( laughs )
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OOOH!
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WELL, DID YOU THINK THIS WAS
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION TIME?
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- ( both laugh )
- IT'S NOT.
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OOOH!
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AND I WILL CONTINUE
THE TOUR IF THAT'S OKAY
WITH MRS. KNOW-IT-ALL.
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( chuckles )
SINCE I'M A SINGLE FEMALE,
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TECHNICALLY,
I'M A MS. KNOW-IT-ALL.
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- OOO--
- AH!
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SINCE YOU ARE
SO WELL INFORMED,
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BE THE ONE GIVING
THE TOURS, HMM?
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I'M GOING ON BREAK.
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WELL, I HOPE
YOU DON'T BREAK ANYTHING
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ON YOUR BREAK. OOOH!
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( laughs )
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NOTHING?
( chuckles ) NOBODY?
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WITH THE PONY EXPRESS,
IT TOOK 10 DAYS TO GET
FROM MISSOURI TO CALIFORNIA.
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PONY EXPRESS?
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MORE LIKE TURTLE EXPRESS.
AM I RIGHT?
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( laughs )
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AND THAT CORNY JOKE
CONCLUDES OUR TOUR.
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I'LL TAKE YOUR MONEY NOW.
EXACT CHANGE IS APPRECIATED.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE
PAYING US MONEY FOR THIS TOUR.
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OH, NO ONE'S PAYING
YOU ANYTHING.
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WAIT, IT'S TOO QUIET.
WHERE'S DEZ?
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OVER BY
THAT ANTIQUE STUFF.
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AND YOU LEFT HIM
THERE ALONE?!
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- DEZ!
- WHAT?
I DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
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I COULDN'T.
TRISH HANDCUFFED
MY HANDS TO MY PANTS.
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DON'T MAKE ME REGRET
TAKING THESE OFF.
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Austin:
GUYS, YOU'VE GOT TO
CHECK OUT THE MOVIE EXHIBITS!
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THERE'S TONS OF COOL STUFF!
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WHOA!
THAT'S MICHAEL JACKSON'S JACKET!
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( high-pitched ) HEE-HEE!
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- ( gasps )
- AND THOSE ARE
THE BOXING GLOVES
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FROM THE "ROCKY" MOVIES.
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( pants )
"YO, ADRIAN!
WE DID IT!"
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AUSTIN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE TOUCHING STUFF.
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( gasps )
HOLD THE KETCHUP.
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ARE THOSE THE ORIGINAL SILVER
SHOES FROM "THE WIZARD OF OZ"?
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YEAH, WHAT GIVES?
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE RUBY COLORED.
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( laughs )
IN THE MOVIE.
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REAL FANS KNOW THAT
IN THE BOOK AND THE PLAY
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THEY WERE SILVER.
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OOH! I'M GONNA ADD THAT
ON MY NEXT MUSEUM TOUR.
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COOL!
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YOU PUT ON DOROTHY'S SHOES
AND THE WICKED WITCH'S SOCKS.
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- THE SOCKS ARE MINE.
- WOW.
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YOU WEAR
SOME CRAZY CLOTHES.
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AUSTIN, YOU NEED
TO TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF.
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WHY? YOU THINK
I'M GONNA RUIN 'EM?
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NO, I WANNA TRY 'EM ON.
( laughs )
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( grunting )
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( chuckles )
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( grunts )
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- UH-OH, THEY'RE STUCK.
- YOUR FEET MUST'VE SWELLED.
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OR THE SHOE MUST'VE SHRUNK.
EITHER WAY, THIS IS BAD.
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( whimpers )
WE ARE GONNA GET
IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
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THIS IS WHY WE DON'T
TOUCH STUFF, YOUNG MAN.
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EXACTLY! YOU, SIR,
ARE NO ROLE MODEL.
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- ( Velcro rips )
- HA!
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SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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WELL, FIRST THINGS FIRST,
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WE HAVE TO FIND YOU
A SPARKLY DRESS TO GO
WITH THOSE SHOES,
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BECAUSE THIS IS
A FASHION DON'T.
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( grunting )
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( high-pitched )
DON'T! STOP IT!
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- SORRY.
- SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY.
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- ( grunting )
- GUYS!
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OH. SORRY SORRY.
SORRY SORRY SORRY.
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WE HAVE TO GET
THESE SHOES OFF
BEFORE WE GET BUSTED.
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YEAH, PEOPLE WILL THINK
YOU'RE A THIEF.
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YEAH, YOU CAN'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF BAD PUBLICITY.
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HOW ABOUT WE CUT
THE SHOES OFF?
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DEZ, NO.
WE CAN'T DAMAGE THE SHOES.
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THEY'RE THE ONLY PAIR
IN THE WORLD.
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THEY MUST BE WORTH,
LIKE, A MILLION DOLLARS.
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IS IT ME,
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OR DO THEY JUST
KEEP GETTING PRETTIER
AND PRETTIER?
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GUYS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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WELL, IF WE CAN'T CUT
THE SHOES OFF,
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THERE'S ONLY
ONE OPTION LEFT.
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AUSTIN, WE'RE CUTTING OFF
YOUR FEET.
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- STAY AWAY FROM ME.
- Ally: OKAY, DEZ.
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- CALM DOWN, IT'LL BE FINE.
- AUSTIN. DEZ, DEZ, DEZ.
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WE CAN'T CUT HIS FEET OFF.
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WE'LL GET BLOOD
ALL OVER THE SHOES
AND THEY'LL BE WORTHLESS.
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- AH!
- AND I'LL HAVE NO FEET!
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WELL, YEAH, THAT TOO.
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WHAT IF WE ALL TRY
TO PULL THEM OFF TOGETHER?
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- Boys: OKAY.
- BUT IT'D BE EASIER
IF WE JUST CUT OFF HIS FEET.
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- Ally: OKAY.
- All: ONE, TWO...
215
00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:28,928
Trish:
THREE! WHOA!
216
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,929
( all gasp )
217
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,112
- HEY! GET THE HORSE!
PICK UP THE HORSE
- NO NO NO!
218
00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:37,705
- ( all grunt )
- Ally: OKAY OKAY.
219
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,108
- ( Ally mumbles )
- Austin: COME ON, BUDDY.
220
00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:44,072
OH, LOOK, THERE'S A HEAD.
THERE'S A HEAD.
221
00:10:44,074 --> 00:10:45,954
- TAKE THE HEAD.
- ( boys scream )
222
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,416
- Ally: AH!
- ( Dez grunts )
223
00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:49,647
- ( Austin hyperventilating )
- THERE'S AHEAD!
224
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,219
- GUYS, GUYS, TAKE--
- ( screaming )
225
00:10:52,222 --> 00:10:53,952
- WHOA WHOA WHOA. MOVE!
- GO GO!
226
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,334
OKAY.
227
00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:57,425
COME ON, HELP ME HERE.
HELP ME HERE. HELP ME HERE.
228
00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:59,027
- BUDDY.
- WHOA!
229
00:10:59,029 --> 00:11:00,229
- WE'RE DONE.
- WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.
230
00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:01,730
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- ( Ally shrieks )
231
00:11:01,732 --> 00:11:02,792
( gasps )
232
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:05,073
I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY
CRASH INTO THE EXHIBIT.
233
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,035
WHAT EXHIBIT?
( chuckles )
234
00:11:07,037 --> 00:11:09,437
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE PONY EXPRESS?
235
00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:12,999
UH, THE CURATOR
JUST REPLACED IT
236
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,783
WITH THIS NEW EXHIBIT
237
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:18,775
ABOUT THE LEGEND
OF THE HORSE-HEADED COWBOY.
238
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,749
- WHO?
- UMM, ARE YOU TELLING ME
239
00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:24,282
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD
OF HENRY HORSE-HEAD?
240
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,964
HMM...
241
00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:27,816
'CAUSE THAT'S
SOMETHING ELSE I KNOW
242
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:29,058
- THAT YOU DON'T.
- ( scoffs )
243
00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:31,389
OF COURSE I KNOW
244
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,871
ALL ABOUT THE--
WITH, UH--
245
00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:36,725
- PLEASE DON'T TELL MY BOSS.
- ( sighs )
246
00:11:41,331 --> 00:11:43,271
( sighs )
247
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:45,483
( shrieks ) HENRY!
248
00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:46,905
OH!
249
00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:53,812
WELL, WE'VE GOTTA
DO SOMETHING
250
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,794
BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES
THE SHOES ARE MISSING.
251
00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:57,046
LET'S NOT PANIC.
252
00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:58,887
IF SOMEONE NOTICED
THE SHOES WERE MISSING,
253
00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:00,489
WE'D BE HEARING
AN ALARM RIGHT NOW.
254
00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,450
- ( alarm ringing )
- LIKE THAT ONE.
255
00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:04,832
- UHH...
- MAYBE IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE SHOES.
256
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,455
Anders over P.A.:
The silver shoes
from "The Wizard of Oz"
257
00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:09,756
have been stolen!
I repeat: The silver shoes
have been stolen!
258
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,500
OKAY, TIME FOR PLAN Z.
259
00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:14,202
WE'LL SLATHER
AUSTIN'S FEET WITH BUTTER
260
00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:16,074
FROM THIS COLONIAL
BUTTER CHURNER.
261
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,006
THAT THING IS 200 YEARS OLD.
262
00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:19,468
THERE'S NO WAY THERE'S
GONNA BE BUTTER IN THERE.
263
00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:22,971
HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
264
00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:27,215
- ( girls groan )
- TRUST ME. THIS IS GONNA WORK.
265
00:12:28,318 --> 00:12:29,478
SEE? MY FINGERS ARE IN.
266
00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:32,079
- ( laughs )
- UH-OH! MY FINGERS ARE STUCK!
267
00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:34,082
SERIOUSLY?
GET 'EM OUT!
268
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,164
( grunting )
269
00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:40,489
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
270
00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:43,362
DON'T WORRY.
YOU'LL STILL HAVE
271
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,273
ABOUT SIX
OR SEVEN FINGERS LEFT.
272
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,765
( screams )
273
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,338
AH.
274
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:51,540
MMM.
275
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:54,041
ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND
A 200-YEAR-OLD BAGEL?
276
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,546
( grunts )
THE SHOES ARE STILL STUCK.
277
00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:01,978
I GIVE UP.
I'M GONNA GO BACK
OUT THERE AND CONFESS.
278
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:05,422
JUST TELL THE MUSEUM OFFICIALS
IT WAS JUST AN INNOCENT MISTAKE
279
00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:08,285
- I'M SURE THEY'LL
TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
- ( sighs )
280
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,818
WE TOTALLY DO NOT
UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE
WOULD STEAL THE SHOES.
281
00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:16,032
BUT WHOEVER DID IT,
WE WILL HUNT THEM DOWN
AND SHOW THEM NO MERCY,
282
00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:18,466
JUST LIKE
HENRY HORSE-HEAD.
283
00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:20,998
WELL, WE CAN'T CONFESS NOW--
THERE'S POLICE AND REPORTERS.
284
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,471
WELL, AT LEAST
NO ONE THINKS IT'S US.
285
00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:24,002
- HEY!
- ( yelps )
286
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,444
- UH...
- OH!
287
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,805
I SAW YOU GUYS NEAR
THE MOVIE EXHIBITS.
288
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,137
MAYBE YOU STOLE
THE SHOES.
289
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:32,279
HOW DARE YOU
ACCUSE US?
290
00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:36,454
THIS IS AUSTIN MOON,
291
00:13:36,446 --> 00:13:38,486
TEEN ROLE MODEL
OF THE YEAR.
292
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:42,418
YEAH, THEY DON'T GIVE
MEDALS LIKE THESE TO PEOPLE
WHO STEAL STUFF.
293
00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:45,534
( whispers )
DEZ, I NEED MY MEDAL.
294
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,055
WHAT MEDAL?
( sighs )
295
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,498
- ( chuckles )
- ( Velcro rips )
296
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:51,459
I WASN'T ACCUSING YOU.
I WAS JUST WONDERING
297
00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:53,931
IF YOU SAW...
ANYONE SUSPICIOUS.
298
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:57,214
UH, THE ONLY PERSON WE SAW...
299
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:59,037
WAS YOU.
300
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,839
OOH.
301
00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:04,071
( nervous laughter )
OF COURSE.
302
00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:05,584
I MEAN,
I'M NOT A SUSPECT.
303
00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:08,575
THAT'S CRAZY.
( deep breath )
304
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,548
BY THE WAY, THE MUSEUM
IS OFFERING A BIG REWARD
305
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,320
TO WHOEVER HELPS US FIND
THE SILVER SHOE STEALER.
306
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:15,333
WOW, THAT IS HARD TO SAY.
307
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,456
EXACTLY HOW BIG
OF A REWARD?
308
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,458
- Ally: TRISH!
- ( yelps )
309
00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:28,235
( snaps )
WHAT IF WE GLUE
THE SHOES TO THE GROUND
310
00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:30,268
AND TIE AUSTIN TO THE BACK
OF THE TOUR BUS AND--
311
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,070
NEXT IDEA.
312
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,472
WELL, THINK FAST,
'CAUSE IT'S ALL OVER
THE INTERNET
313
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:38,054
- THAT SOMEONE STOLE THE SHOES.
- YEAH, LOOK AT THE COMMENTS.
314
00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:40,408
"WHOEVER STOLE THE SHOES
DOESN'T DESERVE A MEDAL
315
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,650
AND SHOULD GIVE IT
TO HIS BEST FRIEND INSTEAD,"
316
00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:45,063
SAYS DEZ IN MIAMI.
317
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,616
WHAT? MUST BE
ANOTHER DEZ IN MIAMI.
318
00:14:48,618 --> 00:14:50,488
( chuckles )
BUT HE DOES MAKE
A GOOD POINT.
319
00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:54,192
MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE
RIGHT NOW AND HEAD HOME.
320
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,904
WE'LL FIND SOMEONE THERE
TO REMOVE THE SHOES
321
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,665
THEN MAIL THEM BACK
TO THE MUSEUM ANONYMOUSLY.
322
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,227
- GOOD IDEA.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- ( cellphone ringing )
323
00:14:59,229 --> 00:15:01,269
OOH! SHH! SHH!
324
00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:03,401
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
325
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,283
HELLO, THIS IS
TRISH DE LA ROSA,
326
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:07,936
SUPERSTAR MANAGER
TO THE STARS.
327
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:10,238
( gasps )
REALLY? OH!
328
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,010
REALLY?
OH, FANTABULOUS!
329
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,613
( clears throat )
SEE YOU SOON.
330
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,554
( high-pitched mumbling )
331
00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:21,117
- WHAT'S WITH
THE "REALLY? REALLY?"
- AND THE "FANTABULOUS"?
332
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,491
AND THE...
( high-pitched mumbling )
333
00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:25,603
REMEMBER THAT HUGE SURPRISE
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON?
334
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:30,195
WELL, AUSTIN IS GOING TO BE
PLAYING A VERY SPECIAL
V.I.P. SHOW TONIGHT.
335
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,500
BUY I CAN'T.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN
336
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:32,631
BEFORE ANYONE SEES ME
IN THESE SHOES.
337
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,162
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
338
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:36,544
THIS CONCERT'S
FOR THE PRESIDENT
339
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,966
- OF THE UNITED STATES!
- ( gasps )
340
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:40,569
- ( laughs )
- THE PRESIDENT?
341
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:41,670
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
342
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,141
THE LEADER
OF THE FREE WORLD
343
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,543
WANTS TO SEE ME PERFORM?
344
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,454
YES. HE'S A BIG FAN OF YOURS
345
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,016
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH
A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL
FOR YOUNG PEOPLE.
346
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:51,649
WAIT. WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT THE SHOES?!
347
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,481
CALM DOWN!
DON'T FREAK OUT!
348
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:55,333
JUST TO BE CLEAR,
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
349
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:57,455
THE PRESIDENT
OF THESE HERE UNITED STATES?
350
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,957
YES. OKAY.
351
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,559
NOW WE CAN FREAK OUT.
I'LL GO FIRST.
352
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,631
( screaming )
353
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,540
THE CONCERT
FOR THE PRESIDENT
IS AN HOUR.
354
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:15,553
WE'LL NEVER GET
THOSE SHOES OFF IN TIME.
355
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:17,345
I CAN'T CANCEL
ON THE PRESIDENT.
356
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:18,707
IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?
357
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:22,210
WELL, YOU CAN'T
PERFORM LIKE THAT.
358
00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:25,392
THE ENTIRE PLANET IS LOOKING
FOR THE SILVER SHOE STEALER.
359
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,585
MAN, THAT IS HARD TO SAY.
360
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,016
SILVER SHOE STEALER.
361
00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:30,488
- SILVER-- SHILVER--
- SHILVER-- SILVER S--
362
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,560
GUYS, FOCUS!
363
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:33,561
SOMEONE TELL ME
THEY'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA.
364
00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:35,373
I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA!
365
00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:37,095
OKAY, LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
366
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,627
SOMEONE ACTUALLY HAVE
A GREAT IDEA
367
00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,068
AND THEN TELL ME
THEY'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA.
368
00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:41,070
OH.
369
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,282
WAIT. I THINK
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
370
00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:48,376
- YOU DO?
- OH YEAH.
371
00:16:48,378 --> 00:16:50,378
IT'S SO GOOD,
PEOPLE ARE NEVER GONNA KNOW
372
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,580
AUSTIN WAS
THE STILVER SHOE STEALER.
373
00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:54,512
( groans )
THOUGHT I HAD IT.
374
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,524
- SILVER SHOE STEALER.
- SHIVER--
375
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,216
- SHILVER SHOE STEALER.
- SHIVER SLEW
376
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:02,218
( slowly )
SILVER SHOE STEALER.
SILVER SHOE--
377
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,198
LOOK AT HIM.
HE LOOKS SO...
378
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,401
PRESIDENTIAL.
379
00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:17,565
FINGERS CROSSED
THIS WORKS.
380
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,637
FINGERS, TOES,
ARMS, LEGS AND EYES.
381
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:24,112
( crowd cheering )
382
00:17:24,114 --> 00:17:27,054
( rock music playing )
383
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,676
SOME OF THE GREATEST SINGERS
IN THE WORLD
384
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,678
HAVE PERFORMED
FOR THE PRESIDENT.
385
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,520
THOSE ARE SOME
REALLY BIG SHOES TO FILL,
386
00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:37,493
SO I THOUGHT I'D WEAR
SOME REALLY BIG SHOES.
387
00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:41,327
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
388
00:17:41,331 --> 00:17:44,631
♪ DON'T LOOK
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
389
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:48,474
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN... ♪
390
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,598
( dramatic music playing )
391
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:58,275
SHOE!
392
00:17:59,249 --> 00:18:02,079
- Trish: OH!
- I'M ALL RIGHT!
393
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,411
I'M ALL RIGHT!
394
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,853
NO, IT'S OKAY.
395
00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:07,664
IT'S OKAY.
HE'S OKAY.
396
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,560
IS THAT ONE
OF THE MISSING SHOES
FROM THE MUSEUM?
397
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,703
YES, MR. PRESIDENT, IT IS.
398
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,725
AND HERE'S THE OTHER ONE.
399
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:19,367
( crowd gasps )
400
00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:24,732
I WAS GOOFING AROUND
AND TRIED THEM ON,
401
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:28,444
AND WHEN THEY GOT
STUCK ON MY FEET,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
402
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,678
I'M REALLY SORRY.
403
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,680
NOW THIS IS
VERY SERIOUS MATTER.
404
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:36,653
I KNOW AND I DESERVE
TO BE PUNISHED.
405
00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:38,846
I GUESS I SHOULD
GIVE BACK MY MEDAL,
406
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:40,818
'CAUSE I'M
A TERRIBLE ROLE MODEL.
407
00:18:42,652 --> 00:18:44,422
EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES
408
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,834
BUT IT TAKES
A REAL ROLE MODEL
409
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,455
TO ADMIT IT
AND ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY.
410
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,398
AUSTIN, YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
411
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,530
SO AS PRESIDENT
OF THESE HERE UNITED STATES...
412
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,513
( gasps )
413
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:57,565
I HEREBY PARDON YOU
FROM ANY PUNISHMENT.
414
00:18:57,567 --> 00:19:00,367
- ( Ally laughs )
- ( cheering )
415
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,510
WOW! THANK YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.
416
00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:05,142
THANK ME WITH A GREAT SHOW
ONCE WE GET THOSE SHOES OFF.
417
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,646
- YES.
- YEAH.
418
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,447
- ( laughs )
- UH, SIR?
419
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,480
WHILE YOU'RE
PASSING OUT PARDONS,
420
00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:14,882
SOMEONE MAY HAVE
SLIGHTLY SCRATCHED YOUR LIMO
421
00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:17,434
WHILE TRYING TO TAKE
A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES
IN THE BACK SEAT.
422
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:19,857
THEN SOMEONE'S GONNA
HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
423
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,629
OH...!
424
00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:24,891
TOO BAD I DIDN'T GET
A GOOD LOOK AT THAT SOMEONE.
425
00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:27,574
( rock music playing )
426
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,268
( cheering )
427
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,640
♪ I'M WALKING
ON A THIN LINE ♪
428
00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:34,542
♪ AND MY HANDS ARE TIED ♪
429
00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:37,414
♪ GOT NOWHERE TO HIDE ♪
430
00:19:37,407 --> 00:19:40,247
♪ I'M STANDING
AT A CROSSROADS ♪
431
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,850
♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ♪
432
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:43,651
♪ FEELING SO EXPOSED ♪
433
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:47,193
♪ YEAH, I'M CAUGHT
IN BETWEEN ♪
434
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,556
♪ WHERE I'M GOING
AND WHERE I'VE BEEN ♪
435
00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:56,271
♪ BUT KNOW THERE'S
NO TURNING BACK ♪
436
00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:58,866
♪ YEAH ♪
437
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:02,698
♪ IT'S LIKE I'M BALANCED
ON THE EDGE ♪
438
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,342
♪ IT'S LIKE
I'M HANGING BY A THREAD ♪
439
00:20:06,336 --> 00:20:08,806
♪ BUT I'M SO GONNA
PUSH AHEAD ♪
440
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,678
♪ SO I TELL MYSELF ♪
441
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,410
♪ YEAH, I TELL MYSELF ♪
442
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,552
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
443
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:19,645
♪ DON'T LOOK
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
444
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:23,449
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
445
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:27,633
♪ DON'T LOOK
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
446
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,627
♪ IT'D BE SO EASY ♪
447
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,759
♪ JUST TO RUN ♪
448
00:20:31,761 --> 00:20:32,901
♪ IT'D BE SO EASY ♪
449
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:35,812
♪ TO JUST GIVE UP ♪
450
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,709
♪ NO TURNING BACK ♪
451
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:46,352
♪ IT'S LIKE I'M BALANCED
ON THE EDGE ♪
452
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:49,646
♪ IT'S LIKE
I'M HANGING BY A THREAD ♪
453
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,719
♪ BUT I'M SO GONNA
PUSH AHEAD ♪
454
00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:56,332
♪ SO I TELL MYSELF,
YEAH, I TELL MYSELF ♪
455
00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:59,726
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
456
00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:02,889
♪ DON'T LOOK
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
457
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:06,672
♪ DON'T LOOK DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
458
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,936
♪ DON'T LOOK
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. ♪
459
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,472
- ( music stops )
- ( cheers, applause )
460
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,447
AUSTIN, I JUST
WANNA THANK YOU AGAIN
FOR A WONDERFUL SHOW.
461
00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:24,311
I EVEN SAW THE SPEAKER
OF THE HOUSE DOING
THE FUNKY CHICKEN.
462
00:21:24,314 --> 00:21:26,594
YEAH, I SAW
THAT TOO, SIR.
463
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,587
WISH I HADN'T.
464
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,718
NOW, DEZ,
465
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,590
I WANNA TALK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT.
466
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,822
ME, SIR?
467
00:21:33,823 --> 00:21:36,803
- WHAT DID I DO?
- OH, DON'T PLAY DUMB.
468
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,666
THE PRESIDENT PROBABLY
FIGURED OUT YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SCRATCHED HIS LIMO.
469
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,370
TRISH, I KNOW IT WAS YOU.
470
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,714
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
471
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:49,608
( chuckles nervously )
472
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,079
DEZ, I WANNA THANK YOU
FOR SAVING ME
473
00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:53,741
FROM THAT GIANT
FLYING SNEAKER.
474
00:21:53,743 --> 00:21:55,653
AND FOR THAT ACT OF BRAVERY,
475
00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:57,645
I PRESENT YOU
WITH THIS MEDAL.
476
00:21:57,647 --> 00:21:59,787
- ( clattering )
- ( mutters ) TOO NICE.
477
00:21:59,789 --> 00:22:01,319
TOO EXPENSIVE.
478
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,620
AH. THAT'LL DO.
479
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,926
( sniffles,
clears throat)
480
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,427
IT WAS AN HONOR, SIR.
481
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,099
YES! I FINALLY
GOT A MEDAL!
482
00:22:12,702 --> 00:22:14,862
OH! ( chuckles )
483
00:22:14,864 --> 00:22:16,674
- ( Trish squeals )
- ( chuckles ) NO.
484
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,706
- PLEASE LET ME GO.
- OH, OKAY.
485
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,668
NOW I'M OFF TO SEE
THE NEW EXHIBIT
486
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:22,610
ABOUT HENRY,
THE HORSE-HEADED COWBOY.
487
00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:25,622
OH, YOU KNOW THAT'S JUST
A MYTH, MR. PRESIDENT.
488
00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:27,545
UH, ALLY,
489
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,417
NOBODY LIKES
A KNOW-IT-ALL.
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