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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:18,440 "MALI�IA EROTIC�". 2 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,960 Traducerea �i adaptarea, Raiser. 3 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,600 Las� �igara acolo! 4 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,040 Sigur... 5 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,400 Dragostea mea... 6 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,880 A�a, a�a... 7 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,000 Oh! 8 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,080 - Oh! - Da, da... 9 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,160 A�a... 10 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,800 Poli�ia! 11 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,680 Veni�i am�ndoi cu mine. Mai repede! 12 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,240 S� mergem la comisariat. 13 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,720 Uite pe cine avem noi aici! 14 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,400 Pu�tiul nu a vrut s� te pl�teasc�? 15 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,000 V� rog, eu nu am f�cut nimic r�u. 16 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,760 Taci din gur�, noi suntem cuno�tin�e vechi. 17 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,600 Nu, eu nu am f�cut nimic, poate este vorba despre altcineva. 18 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,840 L�sa�i-I pe b�iat �n pace, el nu are nici o vin�. 19 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,136 O s� aib� ocazia s� explice totul �n fa�a comisarului. 20 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,800 C� veni vorba, cum ai reu�it s� intri? 21 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,240 Dar eu chiar am 18 ani... 22 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,680 Da, peste �nc� vreo c��iva ani! 23 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,920 Ascult�, de ce s� nu le d�m drumul la am�ndoi? 24 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,760 Pun r�m�ag c� pu�tiul �i-a �nv��at lec�ia, nu-i a�a? 25 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,960 - Nu am ce face... - Dar dac� v� pl�tim? 26 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,080 Asta este corupere a unui func�ionar public. 27 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,736 - Nu trebuie s� fii at�t de aspru. - Bine, c��i bani ai la tine? 28 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,600 - Am cinci mii de lire... - D�-i �ncoace! 29 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,200 - Eu am zece mii de lire! - Tu taci din gur�! 30 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,000 Pu�tiului �i dau drumul, dar �ie nu! 31 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,160 �i pleac� repede p�n� nu se r�zg�nde�te. Sper c� �i-ai �nv��at lec�ia! 32 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,240 O clip�! Ce ceas frumos! 33 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,840 Cred c� I-am pierdut pe al meu zilele trecute. 34 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,960 Nu-mi pot permite s�-mi cump�r unul nou. 35 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,880 Este �n regul�, eu I-am primit cadou. 36 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,200 Mul�umesc... 37 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,320 Bun� ziua! 38 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,840 Cu siguran�� c� a fost foarte curajos! 39 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,280 S� plec�m de aici... 40 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,280 Uite aici p�inea pentru pr�jit, Pretiosa. 41 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,680 S� nu ui�i s� �ntrebi pe toat� lumea de la �coal�, dac� nu �i-au g�sit ceasul. 42 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,040 �tii c�t este de valoros! Este cadoul de la prima �mp�rt�anie... 43 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,360 Cu siguran�� c� este un dezastru, fiule. Nu ai ce s� mai faci... 44 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,000 Ai s� vezi tu c�nd o s� afle �i tat�I t�u. O s� fac� un atac de isterie. 45 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,840 Mam� po�i s�-mi dai �i mie ni�te bani? 46 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,480 Dar ce s-a �nt�mplat? 47 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,760 �i-ai cheltuit deja aloca�ia pe s�pt�m�na asta? 48 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,840 Bine, ia dou� mii de lire din caseta mea. 49 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:09,400 �i �ncearc� s�-�i ajung� c�t mai mult� vreme! 50 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,280 Carla! 51 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,880 Carla... 52 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,400 - Unde este mama ta? - �n buc�t�rie. 53 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,400 Carla, unde e�ti? R�spunde! 54 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,240 - Carla... - Ce vrei? 55 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:27,080 - Vreau s� �tiu de ce nu mai este ap� cald�. - De ce, ce s-a �nt�mplat? 56 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:31,160 Pentru tratamentul meu special, am nevoie de ap� la temperatura potrivit�. 57 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,320 �tii c� trebuie s� am foarte mult� grij�. Cer chiar at�t de mult? 58 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,080 Nu te intereseaz� nimic altceva! 59 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,600 Ce altceva s� m� mai intereseze? 60 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,600 Cuv�ntul periscop deriv� din grecescul "peri", 61 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,480 care �nseamn� a �nconjura, 62 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,280 �i "scopeo", care �nseamn� a privi. 63 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:53,160 Periscopul este un aparat optic genial, care gra�ie unei combina�ii potrivite, 64 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,736 de lentile �i prisme ce produc un fenomen de refrac�ie total�, 65 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,560 permite vederea pe deasupra unui obstacol. 66 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,920 �n particular, periscopul sau "ochiul spionului", 67 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,960 a�a cum este cel pe care vi I-am desenat eu pe tabl�, 68 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,960 este constituit din dou� prisme cu refrac�ie total�, 69 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,160 a�ezate �ntre dou� lentile, �ntr-un recipient de form� oportun�, 70 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,120 de obicei tubular�, av�nd lungimea dorit�. 71 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,720 Acest aparat este simplu din punct de vedere mecanic, 72 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:21,240 �i fiecare din voi pute�i construi cu u�urin�� unul acas�. 73 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,280 La ce etaj mergi, b�iete? 74 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,640 La etajul trei... 75 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,760 Bun� ziua! 76 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,240 La revedere, dragule! 77 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,360 Liftul, v� rog... 78 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,080 Liftul! 79 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,080 Nu te mai sc�rpina a�a! 80 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,080 - Ciao! - Ciao... 81 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,520 Ai grij� pe unde mergi! 82 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,520 �i-a fost dor de mine, nu-i a�a? 83 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,280 Sunt aici, dragule... 84 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,800 Ce face fiul nostru? Nu I-am v�zut deloc dup� amiaz�. 85 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,960 Este �n camera lui, �nva��! 86 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,520 Este de-a dreptul ridicol. Exagereaz� cu temele astea. 87 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,040 Sacrifici totul pentru un copil �i nu mai ajungi, 88 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,080 s�-I vezi, c�t este ziua de lung�. 89 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:35,120 �ntr-una din zilele astea va trebui s� stau de vorb� cu directorul! 90 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,200 �i-ai g�sit ceasul? 91 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,840 Nu, nu �nc�. 92 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,680 �i nici nu o s�-I mai g�se�ti, crede-m� c�nd ��i spun. 93 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,080 Dar cum po�i s� �nve�i �n toat� dezordinea asta? 94 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,720 Cum po�i s� g�se�ti ceva pe aici? 95 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,640 �i apoi te miri c� trebuie s� te cert. 96 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,640 �i-a mai spus asta �i nu o singur� dat�. 97 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,680 Eu a� vrea s� �tiu de ce ��i place s�-�i arunci hainele astea peste tot. 98 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,520 Mam�, dar asta este haina pe care o port m�ine. 99 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,640 De acord, dar sunt sigur� c� o s� stea mai bine �n dulap. 100 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,920 Bine... Cum vrei tu, mam�. 101 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,920 M� �ntreb dac� po�i avea pu�in mai mult� grij� de tine. 102 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,160 Dar c�nd m� uit la tine �n camer� m� �nsp�im�nt. 103 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,680 Ce crezi c� vor spune oamenii c�nd te vor vedea a�a? 104 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,360 Nu este p�cat de un b�iat a�a frumos? Cu un cap bun ca al t�u. 105 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,000 Ei da, s-au schimbat vremurile, trebuie s� spun asta cu triste�e... 106 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,800 Mam�, �mi trebuie 25 de mii de lire. 107 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,720 Vrei 25 de mii de lire? 108 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,760 Dar ce faci cu to�i banii �tia? 109 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,400 Trebuie s� construiesc un periscop, a�a cum ne-a cerut profesorul la �coal�. 110 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,840 - Uite, vezi? - �i la ce folose�te un periscop? 111 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,280 La �n�elegerea teoriei fizicii optice. 112 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,040 Asta este de-a dreptul ridicol. 113 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,840 Spal�-te pe m�ini �i vino s� iei cina. 114 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,120 Dar cum r�m�ne cu cele 25 de mii de lire, mam�? 115 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,800 Cere-i tat�lui t�u! 116 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,880 Un periscop? 117 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,280 Este posibil s� fii mai incon�tient de at�t? 118 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,520 Crezi c� �n timpul meu liber jefuiesc b�nci? 119 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,080 �tii c�t trebuie s� se chinuiasc� mama ta, 120 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,560 s�-�i pun� m�ncare pe mas� �n fiecare zi? 121 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,760 Dac� nu a� face asta, am ajunge s� m�nc�m la cantina s�racilor. 122 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,760 C� veni vorba, luna viitoare am s�-mi comand o ma�in� nou�. 123 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,920 Este mult mai bine echipat�, fa�� de modelul de anul trecut. 124 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,376 Are parcur�i doar nou� mii de kilometri, 125 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,040 ceea ce nu �nseamn� aproape nimic pentru o astfel de ma�in�. 126 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,760 Este practic ca nou�. 127 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,920 Abia a�tept s� ne vad� Paolo �i Maria. 128 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,240 �n special Maria, are s� moar� de invidie. 129 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,000 - Nu te pot contrazice. - Cum o s� se mai uite la noi! 130 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,880 O ma�in� nou� face o impresie bun�. 131 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,880 �i mai spui c� nu ai bani! 132 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,480 Asta nu este o problem� care s� te preocupe pe tine. 133 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,080 Eu nu am spus nimic. 134 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,360 Oamenii nu trebuie s� �tie c��i bani am sau c��i nu am! 135 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,120 Aparen�ele sunt tot ceea ce conteaz�. 136 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,840 �i astea, din fericire pentru noi sunt �n�el�toare. 137 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,320 Cine lucreaz� �n domeniul rela�iilor publice, a�a ca mine, 138 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,040 cunoa�te lucrurile astea. 139 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,480 - Iar�i paste? - Tu nu ai nici un drept s� vorbe�ti. 140 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:46,680 La ce pre� are acum carnea, asta o s� m�nc�m �n fiecare zi! 141 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,040 Nu mai lua at�t de multe pastile. 142 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,280 Am crezut c� ai terminat cu obiceiul �sta. 143 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,960 Oh, Dumnezeule! C�te pastile ai luat de data asta? 144 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,120 Sunt doar cele recomandate. 145 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,040 Pentru stimularea glandelor. 146 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,320 �n general dau rezultate bune. Ai s� vezi... 147 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,120 E�ti obsedat de ideea asta cu pierderea p�rului. 148 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,720 Te compor�i absurd! 149 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,520 Dac� continui tot a�a, nu o s� ob�ii nici un rezultat. 150 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,120 �n afar� de asta nu ai ce face! Dac� este s�-�i cad� p�rul o s� cad�. 151 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,240 Cum spui tu. Dar nu am nici o inten�ie s� r�m�n chel! 152 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,320 - �i tu la ce te ui�i? - La nimic... 153 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,760 Fii atent�, Pretiosa! 154 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,360 Nu m� stropi cu sos, ca de obicei! 155 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,640 Uneori am senza�ia c� nu mai pot continua a�a. 156 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,760 M-am s�turat de via�a asta! 157 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,300 Tu g�nde�ti prea mult, asta este tot. 158 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:06,800 Simt o anxietate aproape permanent�. 159 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:14,080 Cred c� problema ta este, c� nu �tii s� ceri ce ai nevoie. 160 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,880 �n diminea�a unul din pacien�i a �ncercat s� m� seduc�. 161 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,000 �n vreme ce �i luam temperatura. 162 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,880 Probabil voia s� fac� sex cu tine. 163 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,560 S� faci dragoste este o ac�iune natural�. 164 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,560 La fel ca �i respira�ia. 165 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,240 �i tu ce ai f�cut? 166 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,840 Nimic... 167 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,960 Este cea mai bun� strategie pentru a-i dezarma pe b�rba�i. 168 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,080 Apoi I-am l�sat singur. 169 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,840 - Stai a�a! - Ce este? 170 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,560 - Vii cu noi pe terenul de sport? - Nu pot, sunt ocupat. 171 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,040 Cu o fat�? 172 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,000 Nu pot s� v� spun �i gata! 173 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,640 Spune, este bun� de ceva? 174 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,960 Du-te naibii! 175 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,160 Iar�i au venit supraveghetorii! 176 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,520 S� mergem! 177 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,440 Este o problem� de secre�ie a glandelor sebacee, 178 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,640 scalpul este sufocat de secre�ii, ceea ce provoac� axfixierea p�rului, 179 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:27,040 care se umple de m�trea�� i �n cele din urm� cade. 180 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,560 Tot p�rul este plin de m�trea��! 181 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,520 Dar cu un tratament adecvat �i masaj, poate s� fie readus la via��. 182 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,320 Este o problem� serioas�, dragul meu, c�nd glandele nu func�ioneaz� cum trebuie. 183 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,600 Dar o s� facem tot ce putem, 184 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,120 ca s� elimin�m aceast� problem�. 185 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,200 O s� �ncepem imediat un tratament, 186 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:48,240 care s� stimuleze secre�ia endocrin� �i s�-i redea aspectul estetic. 187 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,760 Persoanele ca mine �i dumneata care lucreaz� cu publicul, 188 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,880 au datoria s� se prezinte c�t pot mai bine. 189 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,240 O s� trecem peste asta �mpreun�, doctore. 190 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,645 Chiar a�a? 191 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,440 Sunt absolut sigur! S� nu mai pierdem vremea. 192 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,680 B�iatul o s� aib� grij� de dumneata. 193 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,720 �ncepe cu un �ampon contra m�tre�ei, 194 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,416 �i cheam�-m� apoi pe mine pentru �mb�ls�mare. 195 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,680 Ne vedem �n cur�nd, domnule. Am s� vin s� v� "finalizez". 196 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,760 - Mul�umesc... - Nu-mi mul�umi�i mie! 197 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,040 Aici e�ti ca acas� la dumneata! 198 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,960 Noi nu permitem ca unul din clien�ii no�trii favori�i, 199 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,680 s� plece de aici plin de m�trea��. 200 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,360 Bravo, bravo! Apreciez... 201 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,680 Ciao... 202 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,200 Nu �mi place deloc! 203 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,080 Dar aranjat pu�in �n p�r�i, o s� v� plac�. 204 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,720 E�ti sigur de asta? 205 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,080 Cu siguran��! 206 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,440 Folose�te acela�i produs, pe care �l folosim noi de obicei. 207 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,176 Un prieten al meu mi-a spus ceva deun�zi... 208 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,080 Crede c� lo�iunea contra c�derii p�rului poate afecta vederea. 209 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,480 Nu crede�i c� este periculoas�? 210 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,680 Sunt at�t de sup�rat c�nd aud asta! 211 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,320 Acum, asculta�i-m� bine! 212 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,920 Spune-i prietenului dumitale dezinformat, 213 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,440 c� eu o folosesc de zeci de ani, 214 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,520 �i vederea mea este perfect�. 215 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,760 - Ai grij�! - Mul�umesc... 216 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,680 Vrei s� ��i �in eu astea? 217 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,240 Nu, mul�umesc. Nu sunt grele. 218 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,640 - Nu vrei? - Nu... 219 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,520 - Bun� seara! - Ciao... 220 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,000 Da... 221 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,120 Dar ce faci? 222 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,320 Cred c� este un scurt circuit la firele de la lamp�. 223 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,760 Atunci ce cau�i acolo prostu�ule, c�nd panoul de sigurante este dincoace? 224 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,840 Oh, ia te uit�! Acum func�ioneaz�! 225 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,040 Coboar� de acolo imediat �i apuc�-te de �nv��at. 226 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,080 - Pretiosa! - Da, doamn�. 227 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,440 Preg�te�te cina. Eu o s� fiu �n baie... 228 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,800 Bine, doamn�. 229 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,680 Ce este cu chestia aia ridicol� pe care o ai pe cap? 230 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,200 A� vrea s� �tiu ce este cu ziarele astea! 231 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,560 Literele astea sunt tot mai mici pe zi ce trece! 232 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,696 To�i cunoscu�ii spun c� tratamentul �sta nu o s� te ajute. 233 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,520 Nu �tiu de ce te mai ostene�ti. Tat�I t�u a fost chel �i tu o s� fii la fel. 234 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,120 Obi�nuie�te-te cu ideea. 235 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,960 B�rbierul �la la care mergi te �ine de prost �i se �mbog��e�te pe spatele t�u. 236 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,720 De ce nu renun�i? Mai bine ai arunca banii la toalet�. 237 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,480 Dar te �n�eli! 238 00:26:18,581 --> 00:26:22,360 De c�nd am �nceput tratamentul, nu am mai pierdut nici un fir de p�r. 239 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,040 Nici �nainte nu aveai prea mult p�r pe cap. 240 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,480 De partea cui e�ti tu de fapt? 241 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,280 Nu trebuie s� te superi, eu glumeam doar. 242 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,840 Asta nu este o glum� ci o adev�rat� r�utate. 243 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,040 Sunt sigur� c� o s� fii la fel de sexy, �i dac� e�ti chel. 244 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,520 De ce nu? 245 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,880 Nu sunt absurd s� nu recunosc. 246 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,000 Doctore, sunte�i c�utat la telefon! 247 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,160 ��i vine s� crezi c� cineva, m� sun� la ora asta? 248 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,760 - Cine este? - Nu �tiu... 249 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,200 �i-am spus s� �ntrebi �ntotdeauna cu cine vorbe�ti! 250 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,680 Dar am uitat! 251 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,640 S� fii at�t de cretin� nu ai uitat? D�-te din drumul meu! 252 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,560 Alo? 253 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,400 Da! Eu sunt... 254 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,400 Ah, bun� ziua, directore! 255 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,200 V-a�i �ntors? 256 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,440 Sigur c� da! 257 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,040 Nu v� a�teptam p�n� s�pt�m�na viitoare. 258 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,480 Sunt foarte preocupat de noua publica�ie, 259 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,320 a c�r�ii pe care �i-am �ncredin�at-o. 260 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,440 Titlul nu pare foarte adecvat. 261 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,600 "Via�a sexual� a vegetarienilor". 262 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,160 Sincer s� fiu nu v�d cum are s� prind� titlul �sta la public. 263 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,880 - Eu i-a� l�sa �n pace pe vegetarieni. - Dac� spui dumneata... 264 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,520 iar fotografiile publicate �n carte sunt de-a dreptul obscene. 265 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,280 - Oh, nicidecum, domnule. - Ba da, eu a�a spun! 266 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,765 Provocatoare �sta este cuv�ntul. 267 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,360 Nu sunt conforme cu tema c�r�ii, �i cu tradi�ia noastr� moral�. 268 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,000 Dac� spui dumneata... 269 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,960 Ajung la birou de �ndat�! 270 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,520 Da, sta�i lini�tit. 271 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,320 - Am s� vin numaidec�t. - S� nu �nt�rzii... 272 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,480 Femeile �n ipostaze naturale, pot fii considerate provocatoare. 273 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,360 Este inacceptabil pentru cititorii no�tri. 274 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,160 Ca s� nu mai spunem, c� �ara noastr� a stat secole de-a r�ndul, 275 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,040 la dispozi�ia moral� a occidentului. 276 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,520 Dar noul spirit al democra�iei a cuprins �ntreaga �ar�. 277 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,160 Nu po�i schimba mentalitatea oamenilor, cu spiritul aceste democratic. 278 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,280 Sigur c� da, are dreptate directorul. 279 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,160 Clientela trebuie s� fie mul�umit�. 280 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,000 Nu-mi pot pune la b�taie reputa�ia. 281 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,280 Aceast� carte este responsabilitatea ta. 282 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,680 Am reu�it s� retragem toate exemplarele de la distribuitori. 283 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,440 - A cui a fost ideea asta proast�? - A fost ideea mea! 284 00:28:36,475 --> 00:28:38,320 Atunci este o idee bun�! Vorbeam �i eu... 285 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,800 Uite scrisorile de protest. 286 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,080 Dar �n locul dumitale eu nu le-a� citi. 287 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,560 - Ri�ti s� ai un atac de isterie. - Adev�rat? 288 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,120 Cartea trebuie reeditat� cu alte ilustra�ii, 289 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,600 care s� nu aib� nimic de-a face cu erotismul. 290 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,800 Trebuie s� lupt�m �mpotriva acestei avalan�e a ororilor. 291 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,960 A acestei lascive, monstruoase, invazii sexuale a sfintei noastre ��ri. 292 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,960 �mpotriva cui mai lupt� nepotul meu acum? 293 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,040 �mpotriva pornografiei, domnule. 294 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,800 - A fetelor sumar �mbr�cate. - Unde sunt? 295 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,000 Peste tot, �n toate ziarele �i revistele. Nu a�i v�zut revistele, domnule? 296 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,640 Ah, le-am v�zut, le-am v�zut... 297 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,840 Sunt pline de fete goale! Nu este nimic r�u... 298 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,240 Te rog, unchiule! 299 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,160 Ce ai pe fa��, dac� �mi permit s� �ntreb? 300 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,800 A cui fa��, a mea? 301 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,480 Da, pe fa�a dumitale! 302 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,805 Este plin� de pete! 303 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,120 - Ce spune? - Nu �tiu, domnule. 304 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,480 Du-te s� te prive�ti �n oglind�. 305 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,160 Sper c� nu este vorba de machiaj sau de farduri. 306 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,880 Nu, domnule! Asta ar fii groaznic. 307 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,600 �mi mai fac �i eu c�te un masaj cu crem� emolient�. 308 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,800 O aplicam tocmai c�nd m-a�i sunat, �i nu s-a resorbit �nc� complet. 309 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,280 Totul este �n regul�. 310 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,800 �ig�rile astea nu sunt cubaneze. 311 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,920 Sunt ni�te mizerii! 312 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,880 Nici m�car ni�te �ig�ri de calitate nu mai g�se�ti nic�ieri. 313 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,840 Astea nu sunt autentice! 314 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,800 Mai bine a� fuma canabis. Cost� mai pu�in! 315 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,480 Bun� ziua! 316 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,440 - Bun� ziua. - Bun� ziua... 317 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,520 Liftul �sta este mereu ocupat! 318 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,336 Da, de c�nd s-au mutat alea dou�, avem numai probleme. 319 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,920 Nu vreau s� spun nimic �mpotriva nim�nui. 320 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,160 Da, a�a este, sunt de acord. 321 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,280 Dar anumitor oameni nu ar trebui s� li se permit� s� locuiasc� �n cl�dire. 322 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,040 Ave�i dreptate. 323 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,680 Eu plec... �ntoarce-te imediat acas�! 324 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,080 Da, doamn�. 325 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,920 �I vede�i pe domnul cu lodenul de culoare deschis�? 326 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,720 - Da, doamn�. - Opri�i chiar l�ng� el... 327 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,880 Prima la st�nga �i apoi tot �nainte spre centru. 328 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,400 Bine... 329 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,520 C�t e�ti de ner�bd�tor! 330 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,720 Calmeaz�-te, avem tot timpul... 331 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,840 Da, intr�! 332 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,040 V� mul�umesc, domnule. 333 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,840 Ei bine, nu vrei s�-mi spui unde ai fost plecat? 334 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,840 La Valencia cu afaceri, nu am putut s�-�i dau de �tire. 335 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,040 Te-am sunat de la o prieten� a mea. Dar nu ai r�spuns... 336 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,240 Am vorbit cu femeia de serviciu �i cretina nu �i-a spus nimic. 337 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,160 Nu, cretina nu mi-a spus nimic. 338 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,960 Mi-a fost at�t de dor de tine, nici nu ��i po�i imagina. 339 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,920 Au trecut cinci zile de c�nd nu te-am v�zut. 340 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,680 Sunt excitat la maxim! 341 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,000 �i eu la fel... 342 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,080 ��i po�i imagina cum este via�a mea? 343 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,640 Cu idiotul acela de so� al meu pe cap? 344 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,800 Cu mortul �la viu care �i pierde din�ii, p�rul, 345 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,760 �i Dumnezeu mai �tie ce altceva? 346 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,000 Le-a pierdut pe toate cu mult� vreme �n urm�. 347 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,160 Dac� nu eram at�t de proast�, ca s� fac un copil cu el... 348 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,320 Ar fii trebuit s�-i fac v�nt din via�a mea. 349 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,680 Este cel mai mare �ncornorat... 350 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,600 Oh, Doamne, c�t de mult te doresc. 351 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,440 �i eu la fel. 352 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Dragostea mea e�ti numai a mea! �tii asta... 353 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,080 Te rog, dragule, nu trebuie s� m� fr�m�n�i a�a! 354 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,480 Dac� voiai un b�rbat mai delicat, 355 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,840 nu trebuia s� alegi un turc a�a tic�los ca mine! 356 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,520 Nu-i a�a? 357 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,880 Istanbul via Constantinopol... 358 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,360 A�a, str�nge-m� �n bra�ele tale! 359 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,920 Nu, dragule, s-a terminat. �tii c� trebuie s� plec acum. 360 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,960 C�nd o s� putem s� ne petrecem toat� noaptea �mpreun�? 361 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,600 �tii c� lucrul �sta este imposibil. 362 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,880 �i-am spus asta deja! 363 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,360 Lucrurile merg foarte r�u acas�. 364 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,520 Cred c� va trebui s�-mi iau o slujb� c�t de cur�nd. 365 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,240 Nu mai pot s� m� bazez deloc pe so�ul meu. 366 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,400 Nu pot s�-i mai cer nimic. 367 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:52,840 Nici m�car c�teva lire ca s�-mi cump�r o sticlu�� de parfum ieftin. 368 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,360 Dar de ce �i ceri lui? La mine trebuia s� vii! 369 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,360 �ine! 370 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,960 - Nu �tiu cum a� putea tr�i f�r� tine! - �i eu f�r� tine! 371 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,920 - Trebuie s� plec. Pe cur�nd! - Da, da... 372 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,640 Juan! 373 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,800 Prive�te cine este �n fa�a vitrinei. Trece pe aici �n fiecare dup� amiaz�. 374 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,616 Eu a� pune r�m�ag c� are foarte mult timp liber... 375 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,640 �i ai pierde! Asta se vinde pe bani grei, nu este pentru unii ca noi. 376 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,280 Ce este? 377 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,640 Sunt distrus�! 378 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,320 Dar ce s-a �nt�mplat? Ce ai? 379 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,120 Picioarele... 380 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,040 M� dor at�t de r�u! 381 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,496 Azi dup� amiaz� am fost la salonul acela de frumuse�e, 382 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,080 �i mi-au f�cut un tratament perfect. 383 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,920 M�ine va trebuie s� merg din nou. 384 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,536 Parc� ai mai fost o dat� �i zilele trecute. 385 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,000 Am o piele foarte delicat�. 386 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,240 Nu te criticam. Este de �n�eles... 387 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,880 �mi pare r�u pentru tine. 388 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,800 Nici nu pot s�-mi imaginez c�t de groaznic te sim�i. 389 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,880 De fapt nu m� simt prea r�u. 390 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,880 Cosmeticiana aceia are o tehnic� fabuloas�... 391 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,520 κi cunoa�te foarte bine meseria, pot s� te asigur de asta. 392 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,120 Oh! 393 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,920 Stai cuminte! Nu scoate capul afar�... 394 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,720 V-a�i hot�r�t �n sf�r�it! 395 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,280 Acum urmeaz� partea cea mai interesant�! 396 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,200 Dar mai vezi ceva dac� po�i... 397 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,560 C�nd era mai interesant, ele sting lumina! 398 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,320 Ce po�i s� mai spui? 399 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,120 Nu am noroc nici m�car o dat�! 400 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,440 Oh! 401 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,805 Oh... 402 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,360 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 403 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,720 Oh... 404 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,640 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 405 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,880 Oh... 406 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,440 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 407 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,400 Cred c� este dragostea, 408 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,480 Eu am o senza�ie, 409 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,560 �i tu o ai de asemenea, 410 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,680 Ceva se �nt�mpl� cu mine, 411 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,560 Ce ai spune dac� a� veni dup� tine, 412 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,000 �i �i-a� cere s� r�m�i cu mine, 413 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,080 Oh... 414 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,520 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 415 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,120 Oh... 416 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,320 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 417 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,000 Oh... 418 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,960 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 419 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,240 Cred c� este dragostea, 420 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,120 Aha... 421 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,920 Spune-mi ce sim�i, 422 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,360 Aha... 423 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,720 Spune-mi ce visezi, 424 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,280 Aha... 425 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,200 Cred c� este dragostea, 426 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,280 Aha... 427 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,000 Cred c� este dragostea, 428 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,120 Aha... 429 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,880 Cred c� este dragostea... 430 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,440 Oh... 431 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,485 Alfonsino! 432 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,280 A�teapt�, nu intra! Vin eu afar� imediat! 433 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,600 Ce faci la ora asta? 434 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,120 Dar ce ai? E�ti asudat tot! 435 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,560 Ce este, te sim�i r�u? 436 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,000 Da, m� doare burta. 437 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,080 Te doare burta? Ai crampe? 438 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,280 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? - Spune c� are o criz� de apendicit�. 439 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,640 - ��i vine s� vomi�i? - Nu... 440 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,240 - Durerea a �nceput a�a dintr-o dat�? - Da... 441 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,760 Dac� este o criz� de apendicit� nu putem pierde timpul! 442 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,240 - Trebuie s� chem�m un doctor. - A�teapt� o clip�. 443 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,520 Arat�-mi exact unde te doare. 444 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,800 Nu este o criz� de apendicit�! 445 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,720 Bine, trebuie s� te ducem �n pat. Haide s� mergem, dragule. 446 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,600 O s�-�i aduc ceva cald de b�ut. 447 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,240 Mam�, nu-�i mai face griji... 448 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,840 Eu �tiu ce este �n neregul� cu el! 449 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,560 Ei bine, Alfonsino, s� st�m de vorb�. 450 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,880 Te sim�i r�u? Nu trebuie dec�t s�-mi spui. 451 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,120 Doar suntem am�ndoi b�rba�i. Ai curaj! 452 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,840 Eu nu sunt ca mama ta! 453 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,520 Ai �ncercat s� te masturbezi? 454 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,400 �tiu c� nu este frumos, dar d�-i drumul. Este normal la v�rsta ta. 455 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,400 To�i am trecut prin asta. 456 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,120 Nu este nimic de care s� te ru�inezi. 457 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,360 �ntinde-te pe pat �i nu te mai g�ndi la nimic. 458 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,560 Uite aici... �i-am adus ni�te ceai. 459 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,360 - Chiar nu-�i vine s� vomi�i? - Nu... 460 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,040 - M� tem c� este o criz� de apendicit�. - Nu... 461 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,880 - De ce nu suni la doctor? - Pentru c� nu este cazul! 462 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,720 Dar cel pu�in nu ne-am face at�tea griji. 463 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,880 Nu cred c� ��i dai seama c� este ora dou� diminea�a. 464 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,520 Trebuie s� fie un doctor treaz la ora asta. 465 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,920 Ai uitat c�te am avut de p�timit cu copilul �sta anul trecut? 466 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,480 - Tu nu ��i mai aminte�ti? - Ba da... 467 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,840 Nu fii ridicol�! Vino �napoi la culcare! 468 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,760 - Nu, �i-am spus c� sunt �ngrijorat�. - �i-am spus c� nu este cazul. 469 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,640 De ce s� nu o sun�m pe una din asistentele care locuiesc deasupra? 470 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,640 - O s� sun chiar eu! - Asta chiar este o mare prostie! 471 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,120 Sunte�i foarte amabil�! 472 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,920 Veni�i, veni�i... 473 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,840 C�nd ai �nceput s� te sim�i r�u? 474 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,200 Dormeam �i m-am trezit, c�nd am sim�it o durere groaznic�. 475 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,560 Unde anume? 476 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,800 Aici... 477 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,400 Sau aici? 478 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,160 Nu... pu�in mai jos. 479 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,640 Aha! 480 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,440 Aici? 481 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,600 Mai jos... 482 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,880 Acum te mai doare? 483 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,280 Da, pu�in... 484 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,360 Ce crede�i, este o criz� de apendicit�? 485 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,720 Nu, doamn�, nu este apendicit�. 486 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,200 Sunte�i sigur�? 487 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,080 Absolut sigur�! 488 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,680 Asta se �nt�mpl� de obicei c�nd visezi. 489 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,560 La v�rsta ta este un lucru normal. 490 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,880 Da... 491 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,640 - Nu te mai sim�i r�u, nu-i a�a? - Nu... 492 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,320 Acum relaxeaz�-te �i �ncearc� s� nu mai visezi nimic �n noaptea asta. 493 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,040 - De acord? - Da... 494 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,360 Nu v� face�i griji. Sunt probleme specifice adolescen�ei. 495 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,240 Dup� trecerea de pubertate au s� dispar�. 496 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,240 Dar cum r�m�ne cu crampele? 497 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,200 Nu este nimic. To�i b�ie�ii trec prin asta. 498 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,200 Totul are s� fie �n regul�. 499 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,520 Noapte bun�! 500 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,880 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? - Nimic... 501 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,400 Pu�tiul de jos avea o mare problem�. Era foarte, foarte, excitat. 502 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,640 A trebuit s�-I calmez pu�in. 503 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,720 Oh, drag�... 504 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,960 St�rne�te-m�, 505 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,680 Oh, drag�... 506 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,160 D�-mi putere, 507 00:49:57,720 --> 00:49:59,840 Ah... 508 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:02,600 �tii c� nu vreau s� te fac s� pl�ngi, 509 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,640 M� tachinezi cu sclipirea vinovat� a ochilor t�i, 510 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,600 Oh, drag�, drag�... las�-m� s� plec, 511 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,040 Da... 512 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,360 Oh, drag�... 513 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,720 St�rne�te-m�, 514 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,720 Oh, drag�... 515 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,840 Du-m� acas�, 516 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,800 Ah... 517 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,560 �tii c� nu vreau s� te fac s� pl�ngi, 518 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,000 M� tachinezi cu sclipirea vinovat� a ochilor t�i, 519 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,600 Oh, drag�, drag�... las�-m� s� plec, 520 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,440 D�-mi drumul... 521 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,560 Oh, drag�... 522 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,040 St�rne�te-m�, 523 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,000 Oh, scumpule... 524 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,800 D�-mi putere, 525 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,200 Ah... 526 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:29,960 �tii c� nu vreau s� te fac s� pl�ngi, 527 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,080 M� tachinezi cu sclipirea vinovat� a ochilor t�i, 528 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,160 Oh, drag�, drag�... las�-m� s� plec, 529 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,520 D�-mi drumul... 530 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,040 Oh, drag�... 531 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,280 Nu... v�d perfect cu ambii ochi. 532 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,520 V�d p�n� �i literele cele mai mici. 533 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,880 Totul pare �n regul�. 534 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,320 Eu nu a� spune asta. 535 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,320 Nu? 536 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,400 Nu... 537 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,120 Am s� v� ar�t ce vreau s� spun. 538 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,640 Ce vre�i s� spune�i? 539 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,200 Veni�i aici... 540 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,640 Ce vede�i acum? 541 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,320 Oh, �n sf�r�it, drag�! 542 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,240 Oh, la naiba! Am p��it-o! 543 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,120 S� vezi ce urmeaz� acuma! 544 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,360 Veronica... 545 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,800 Prive�te! 546 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,800 Trebuie c� este al pu�tiului, care locuie�te dedesubt. 547 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000 M� �ntreb de c�t� vreme ne tot spioneaz�? Voyeurul �la mic! 548 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,200 Nu cred c� a putut s� vad� prea multe. 549 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,920 �i chiar dac� ar fii a�a... ce conteaz�? 550 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,120 Condimenteaz� salata. 551 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,920 Dar ce faci? 552 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,000 Las� o fac eu cum trebuie! 553 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,400 Du-te �napoi la buc�t�rie! 554 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,640 Pot s� �tiu ce ai de nu m�n�nci? 555 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,885 Nimic... nu mi-e foame. 556 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,160 �tii doar c� nu �mi plac ou�le. 557 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,680 M� tem c� va trebui s� le m�n�nci. 558 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,640 A�a �i-a recomandat medicul. 559 00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:47,320 Eu nu �tiu ce s� m� mai fac cu b�iatul �sta! 560 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,320 M� scuza�i, domnule, una din infirmierele care locuiesc deasupra, 561 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,080 vrea s� v� vorbeasc� imediat. 562 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,040 - O infirmier�? - S� vorbeasc� cu mine? 563 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:59,080 - Da, cu dumneata. - Dar, ce vrea oare? 564 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:03,280 Nu �tiu, astea dou� femei au ceva, care mie nu �mi place deloc. 565 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,560 Alfonsino, dragule, te rog... 566 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,000 Trebuie s� m�n�nci. 567 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,000 Nu po�i s� stai a�a nem�ncat. 568 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,720 Altfel o s� ai iar�i o criz� ca asear�. 569 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,520 Am �i eu problemele mele. 570 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,040 Oh, Doamne, via�a mea este un adev�rat infern! 571 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,960 Alfonsito, tat�I t�u vrea s�-�i vorbeasc�. 572 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,960 De asta ��i trebuia �ie periscopul? 573 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,280 Ar trebui s�-�i fie ru�ine! 574 00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:39,536 Cum ai putut s� faci a�a ceva? 575 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,280 Asta este educa�ia pe care �i-o dau eu? 576 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:46,320 Data viitoare c�nd se mai �nt�mpl�, am s� te dau pe m�na legii. 577 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,800 Un delicvent, asta e�ti! Un delicvent! 578 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,480 M� scuza�i, domni�oar�, nu v� pot spune c�t de r�u �mi pare. 579 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,600 Sper c� nu o s� se mai �nt�mple �i alt� dat�. 580 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,120 Sigur c� da! 581 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:58,480 Sta�i lini�tit�. 582 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,856 C�t despre tine s� nu crezi c� am terminat! 583 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,800 Du-te imediat �n camera ta! 584 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,400 M�ine o s� mai discut�m despre asta. 585 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,600 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? - Am s�-�i ar�t eu imediat! 586 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,960 Uite ce s-a �nt�mplat! Prive�te! 587 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,120 La asta �i trebuia fiului t�u periscopul. 588 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,640 A spus c� vrea bani s�-�i �mbun�t��easc� cuno�tin�ele despre legile fizicii. 589 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,080 �n loc de asta el �i-a �mbun�t��it cuno�tin�ele... 590 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,000 - despre fizicul acestei domni�oare. - M� scuza�i, doamn�. 591 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,880 Sper c� sunte�i de acord c� am dreptul s� fiu foarte sup�rat�, 592 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,800 dac� sunt spionat� �n intimitatea apartamentului meu. 593 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,720 Nu sunt tocmai de acord cu dumneata. 594 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,720 Eu nu am nimic de ascuns, a�a c� nu �n�eleg de ce sunte�i at�t de �ngrijorat�. 595 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,560 Ce vre�i s� insinua�i? 596 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,880 So�ia mea este pu�in cam nervoas�. 597 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,600 Nervoas� sau nu dac� are ceva de spus, 598 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,240 ar trebui s� mergem la poli�ie imediat. 599 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,840 De ce s� nu mergem? Ce mai a�tept�m? 600 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,560 - Clara, te rog! - A� vrea s� o mai v�d �i pe asta. 601 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,440 Poate o s� ias� la iveal� ceea ce toat� lumea �tie deja. 602 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,560 - Ce spune�i? - Crede�i c� suntem orbi cu to�ii? 603 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,680 E�ti �n centrul aten�iei �i dumneata �i... Nici nu �tiu cum s�-i spun! 604 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,760 Oh, Doamne! Prietena lesbian�. 605 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,640 A�i face bine s� v� �ine�i gura! 606 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,480 �i s� ave�i mare grij� la ce mai spune�i! 607 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,640 De ce sunte�i at�t de ofensat�? Seduc�toare de copii! 608 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,640 Dumneata e�ti cea care m-a chemat... 609 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,000 Calma�i-v�, v� rog! 610 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,320 �sta este adev�rul! 611 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,600 Este doar o mic� parte a adev�rului. 612 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:19,080 Carla! ��i ordon s�-�i ceri scuze imediat! 613 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,520 Data viitoare c�nd pu�tiul are o erec�ie, 614 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,080 s� nu mai veni�i la mine ca s�-I ajut. 615 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,336 Nu, nu, nu... v� rog, nu face�i a�a ceva. Nu v� sup�ra�i! 616 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,760 Nu este nimic altceva dec�t o ie�ire nervoas�. 617 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,960 - Noapte bun�, domnule! - V� rog, dac� �mi permite�i s� spun... 618 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,120 De data asta ai f�cut o mare prostie! 619 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,800 Exist� pe lumea asta cineva mai prost dec�t tine? 620 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,400 E�ti leit ca tat�I t�u! Ba chiar mai r�u! 621 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,800 Dac� te prind c� mai ai de-a face cu alea dou� femei, eu te str�ng de g�t! 622 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,640 Ai �n�eles, imbecilule? 623 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,360 Dar nu este vina ta, este vina lor! 624 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,520 M�ine diminea�a o s� vorbesc cu administratorul, 625 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,080 �i o s� le fac s� plece din casa asta! 626 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,720 Ai �n�eles ce �i-am spus? 627 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,320 Ai �n�eles, Alfonsino? 628 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:16,120 Vino s� m�n�nci �i tu ceva. O s� ai nevoie! 629 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,200 - M� simt bine �i a�a. - Haide, vino... 630 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,480 Eu am nevoie de un singur lucru. 631 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,360 �i tu e�ti cel care mi-I poate oferi... 632 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,840 Haide, m�n�nc� �i tu ceva. 633 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,280 �mi plac femeile cu carne pe oase! 634 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,080 Nu-mi plac cele sl�b�noage. 635 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,440 Mul�umesc... 636 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,440 - Bun� seara! - Bun� seara... 637 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,800 - Cu ce v� pot ajuta? - Vreau s� probez haina de blan�. 638 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,600 - Cea pe care o ave�i expus� �n vitrin�. - Da, doamn�, cum dori�i. 639 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,520 - Dac� vre�i s� v� face�i comod�. - Mul�umesc... 640 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,080 - Juan, adu haina aceia de blan�! - Da, imediat... 641 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,120 "MUNTELE DE PIETATE" CAS� DE AMANET 642 01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:59,360 Este in regul�... 643 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,360 �mi cer scuze, doamn�, dar am nevoie de un act de identitate. 644 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,816 Este o simpl� formalitate, m� �n�elege�i? 645 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,120 Sigur c� da. 646 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,920 Este �n regul�. 647 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,280 - Uita�i aici. - Mul�umesc... 648 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,976 M� scuza�i, vreau s� v� mai spun ceva. Dar a� vrea s� r�m�n� �ntre noi. 649 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,360 Sunt sigur� c� este o cerere oarecum neobi�nuit�... 650 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,040 Da... 651 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,000 Asta este o poli�� de la "Muntele de Pietate". 652 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,520 Unde ai g�sit-o? 653 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,256 Am g�sit-o �n taxi c�nd m� �ntorceam de la salonul de pedichiur�. 654 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,200 Am crezut c� este o reclam� la vreun produs. 655 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,920 Nu, nu, nu, nu este o reclam�. 656 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,800 Este o poli�� cu care s-a amanetat ceva. 657 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,680 Foarte interesant c� ai g�sit-o �n taxi. 658 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,120 Atunci ce ar trebui s� facem? 659 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,560 Po�i s� pl�te�te 50 de mii de lire, 660 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,400 �i vezi ce prime�ti �n schimbul ei. 661 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,960 Desigur c� ar fii corect s� o restitui celor de la amanet, 662 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,776 �i s�-i la�i pe ei s� dea de urma proprietarului. 663 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,320 Probabil c� cel care a amanetat-o, oricum nu mai are banii. 664 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,800 Probabil c� da. 665 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,400 Eu nu �tiu de ce, dar presimt c� pentru 50 de mii de lire, 666 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,400 am putea c�p�ta ceva mult mai valoros. 667 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,480 Este o presupunere �ntemeiat�. 668 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,920 �mi dai voie s� �ncerc? 669 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,640 Nu v�d de ce nu. De ce s� �ntorci spatele norocului. 670 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,280 Eu nu am c�tigat niciodat� nici m�car la loterie. 671 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,200 Dar tu ai fost �ntotdeauna foarte norocoas�. 672 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,640 - E vorba de numai 50 de mii de lire. - Atunci o s� �ncerc! 673 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,200 Da, da... �ncearc�. 674 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:56,960 Domnule Alonso! 675 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,320 Ciao... 676 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,120 Nu, a�tepta�i! 677 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,720 O clip�... 678 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,160 - Bun� seara! - Bun� seara... 679 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,640 Mul�umesc! 680 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,280 - E�ti pu�tiul care locuie�te dedesubt? - Da, eu sunt... 681 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:23,080 Prietena mea mi-a povestit c�te ai avut de p�timit cu tat�I t�u. 682 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,560 �mi pare foarte r�u. 683 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:28,520 Dar nu �n�eleg de ce face toat� lumea at�ta caz din asta. 684 01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:32,160 Eu personal consider c� nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic r�u. 685 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,720 Dar prietena mea este mai rezervat�. 686 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,720 Nu suport� s� fie spionat�. 687 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,640 Sunte�i foarte amabil�, �mi pare r�u pentru ce am f�cut. 688 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,280 Nu vrei s� mai stai pu�in cu mine? 689 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,640 Cu pl�cere! 690 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,720 Intr�... 691 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,080 Este adev�rat c� tat�I t�u s-a r��oit la tine? 692 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,280 Am crezut c� o s� plesneasc�. 693 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,525 �i mama ta? 694 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,960 Ea s-a certat cu prietena dumneavoastr�. Nu v-a povestit nimic? 695 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,360 Da, mi-a spus c� a avut loc un anumit schimb de cuvinte. 696 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,336 Da, s-au spus anumite cuvinte! S� o l�s�m a�a... 697 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,640 Este mai bine... 698 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,920 Ce �i-ar place s� bei? Coca Cola sau bere? 699 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,920 Coca Cola este mai bine. 700 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:33,880 Fie vorba �ntre noi, prietena mea este destul de insuportabil�. 701 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,200 Atunci nu �n�eleg de ce sta�i �mpreun�. 702 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:43,240 Nu este u�or de explicat. Vezi tu, eu nu mai am pe nimeni. 703 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,760 Iar ea este pentru mine, ca o sor�. M� �n�elegi? 704 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,120 Da, sigur, este ca o sor�. 705 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,440 Haide, bea-�i Cola! O meri�i... 706 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,440 Cum te cheam�? 707 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,765 M� cheam� Alfonso. 708 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,680 Alfonso, este un nume frumos. �mi place... 709 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:18,160 Eu sunt Veronica. 710 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,000 Vino �i stai jos. 711 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:30,040 Acum c� am devenit prieteni, vreau s�-�i cer ceva. 712 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,760 Ai grij�... e�ti foarte violent pentru v�rsta ta. 713 01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,560 Spune-mi, ce putea s� o alarmeze pe prietena mea? 714 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,640 Dac� te-a acuzat, trebuie s� aib� un motiv. 715 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,720 Sau ai v�zut totu�i c�te ceva? 716 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,880 Nu, perdelele erau trase, ascundeau totul. 717 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,320 Ah, ce p�cat! �mi pare r�u. 718 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,960 - Un periscop este compus dintr-un tub... - Nu, a�teapt�! 719 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,640 Nu m� intereseaz� c�tu�i de pu�in, cum este f�cut un periscop. 720 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,320 Ceea ce vreau s�-mi spui, este ce ai reu�it s� vezi cu el. 721 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:14,400 ��i promit c� nu o s� m� sup�r. 722 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,280 Haide, spune-mi ce ai v�zut? 723 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,440 Prima dat� chiar �nainte s� se sting� lumina... 724 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,200 Tu �i prietena ta era�i foarte apropiate. 725 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,120 P�rea c� �ncerca�i s� g�si�i ceva. 726 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,880 Un medalion pe care il aveam... 727 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:35,000 Trebuie s� spun c� v-a luat mult timp ca s� �l g�si�i. 728 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,920 Da, da... 729 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,120 Ce altceva ai mai v�zut cu periscopul t�u? 730 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,080 Asta este tot ce am v�zut, vorbesc serios. 731 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,560 �I am numai de c�teva zile... 732 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,880 Numai de c�teva zile? 733 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,600 Da, numai de dou� zile. 734 01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,200 Este adev�rat? 735 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,560 Da... 736 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,680 Simt nevoia s� beau un whisky. Nu vrei �i tu? 737 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,440 S�-mi �ii companie? 738 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,240 Nu, mul�umesc. Trebuie s� plec... 739 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,240 Cum a�a? At�t de devreme? 740 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,360 Da, p�rin�ii mei au s� se supere dac� �nt�rzii. 741 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,320 Mai ales dup� ce s-a �nt�mplat noaptea trecut�. 742 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:22,040 Bine, de acord. Dar mai treci pe aici �i alt� dat�. 743 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,280 Mul�umesc, pentru Coca Cola. 744 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,440 - La revedere! - Ciao... 745 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,160 Ei bine, ce �i-a spus? 746 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:51,080 Nu prea multe... Nu este genul prea vorb�re�. 747 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:54,920 - Nu �mi place! - De ce faci at�ta caz pentru nimic? 748 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,440 Am s� vin la dumneata �ntr-o clip�, domnule. 749 01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,640 Ah, domnule Alfonso, v� vine bine. 750 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,920 M� g�ndeam s�-I mai tai pu�in �mprejur. 751 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,240 Dar nu prea mult, dragul meu. 752 01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,960 Doar o mic� idee. �n�elegi, dragul meu? 753 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,320 Da, da, da... 754 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,800 Am f�cut ni�te riduri pe frunte. 755 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:19,440 - Da, ave�i o piele uscat�. - Este foarte uscat�! 756 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:22,160 �i pentru asta exist� un tratament! 757 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:27,120 Pu�in� lo�iune o s� fac� minuni, asta o s� rezolve imediat problema. 758 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,080 �nc� pu�in� crem� emolient� �i un masaj bun. 759 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,400 Sigur c� da. 760 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,920 Fii atent, scalpul este foarte delicat. Ai grij� ce faci! 761 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:40,560 Cred c� este necesar un masaj cu un produs natural, 762 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,880 �i apoi faci o aplicare cu lo�iunea noastr�. 763 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,400 V�d c� purta�i ochelari! 764 01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:47,760 Da, a�a este... 765 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,840 Dar �i g�sesc destul de inconfortabili. Dumneata nu g�se�ti? 766 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:55,160 Eu am decis s� �i schimb pe ai mei cu ni�te lentile de contact. 767 01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,640 �i func�ioneaz�? Nu v� cad atunci c�nd pl�nge�i? 768 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,240 Eu pl�ng foarte, foarte rar. 769 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,360 Ce dr�gu�... 770 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,720 M�ine dup� amiaz� nu mergi la �coal�, 771 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,200 am nevoie de tine ca s�-mi faci un comision. 772 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,720 - Despre ce este vorba? - Nu este nimic complicat. 773 01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:14,440 Trebuie s� iei un pachet dintr-un anumit loc, asta este tot. 774 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:17,200 - �i de unde s�-I iau? - Am s�-�i dau indica�ii exacte. 775 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:20,040 Dup� ce treci de intrare ajungi imediat la o tejghea. 776 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,800 Acolo �nm�nezi poli�a func�ionarului care st� acolo. 777 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,640 D�-mi br�nza, te rog! 778 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:29,520 Pare c� �tii totul despre cum func�ioneaz� astfel de lucruri. 779 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,440 Eu nu am fost �n via�a mea �ntr-un astfel de loc. 780 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,080 Dar am v�zut filme la cinema. 781 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:40,680 �i o prieten� mi-a spus c� a citit �n c�r�i. 782 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,760 O s�-�i dau �i bani s�-i dai func�ionarului. 783 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,560 Ai grij� s� nu-i pierzi. 784 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,120 Da, mam�, stai lini�tit�. 785 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:51,160 Cu noua lo�iune �mi cre�te p�rul din nou, sunt ferm convins de asta. 786 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,160 Au �nceput s�-mi creasc� p�n� �i unghiile! 787 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,920 - Ciao... - Bun� ziua! 788 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,536 Ce cau�i �n partea asta a ora�ului? 789 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:08,040 Nu aveam �coal� �i m-am g�ndit c� a� putea s� v�d ce mai face�i. 790 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,001 Dac� prietena dumneavoastr� lucreaz� poate c� nu ave�i nimic de f�cut. 791 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,840 Dar dac� sunte�i ocupat�, nu face nimic. 792 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,960 Oricum, am de f�cut un comision pentru mama mea. 793 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,720 �mi face pl�cere c� ai venit, pentru c� nu am nimic de f�cut. 794 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,360 Dar tu e�ti cam palid. 795 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,760 Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu tine? 796 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,560 Iar�i ai avut unul din visele acelea? 797 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,600 Uite aici. �sta este... 798 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:54,960 Mul�umesc! 799 01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:58,560 Vre�i s� mergem? 800 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,200 Dar ce este �n�untru? Ce a amanetat mama ta? 801 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,360 Nu �tiu. Mama nu a amanetat nimic. 802 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:04,720 Urm�torul... 803 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,816 A g�sit poli�a �ntr-un taxi. �ntotdeauna g�se�te c�te ceva. 804 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,800 Ce doamn� norocoas�! M� �ntreb ce o fii �n�untru? 805 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,200 Nu �tiu. O s� vedem �n cur�nd. 806 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,600 - Ei bine, vrei s� vedem? - Sigur c� da. 807 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,280 - Nu te superi dac� �l deschid eu? - Nu, de ce? 808 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:19,000 Sunt foarte curioas�! 809 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,000 Ah, dar ce minun��ie! 810 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:39,200 Este o hain� de blan� nou�. 811 01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:42,720 Ce ciudat c� a ajuns la "Muntele de Pietate". 812 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,160 Pare s� nu fie deloc folosit�. 813 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,960 - Nu crezi c� este foarte ciudat? - A�a este... 814 01:11:48,995 --> 01:11:52,320 Ai spus c� mama ta a g�sit poli�a �ntr-un taxi? 815 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:53,920 Da! 816 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,680 �i �tie c� trebuie s� aduci o astfel de hain� de blan�? 817 01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,800 Nu, cum ar putea s� �tie? 818 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:04,320 Sigur c� o s� aib� o mare surpriz�, c�nd o s� ajungi cu pachetul. 819 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,040 Ce frumoas� este! 820 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,920 Mi-a� dori s� g�sesc �i eu una la fel... 821 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:27,360 Chiar v� place at�t de mult? 822 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,960 Da, mult, mult de tot. 823 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,480 �tii s� dansezi? 824 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,560 Inten�ionam s� v� �nvit. Nu sunt priceput ca John Travolta, 825 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,520 dar pot s� m� descurc... 826 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:41,600 ��i place muzica asta? 827 01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:44,000 Da... o aud mereu din camera mea. 828 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:50,800 Oh, drag�... 829 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,560 St�rne�te-m�, 830 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,280 Oh, drag�... 831 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,080 D�-mi putere, 832 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,800 Ah... 833 01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:10,560 �tii c� nu vreau s� te fac s� pl�ngi, 834 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:15,640 M� tachinezi cu sclipirea vinovat� a ochilor t�i, 835 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,280 Oh, drag�, drag�... las�-m� s� plec, 836 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,280 Da... 837 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,760 Oh, drag�... 838 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,240 St�rne�te-m�, 839 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,600 Oh, drag�... 840 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,440 Du-m� acas�, 841 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,280 Ah... 842 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:48,040 �tii c� nu vreau s� te fac s� pl�ngi, 843 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:53,360 M� tachinezi cu sclipirea vinovat� a ochilor t�i, 844 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,840 Oh, drag�, drag�... las�-m� s� plec, 845 01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:02,160 D�-mi drumul... 846 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,680 Ah... 847 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,600 Oh, drag�... 848 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:27,040 St�rne�te-m�, 849 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,520 Ah... 850 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,040 Oh, drag�... 851 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,920 St�rne�te-m�, 852 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,560 Oh, scumpule... 853 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,525 D�-mi putere... 854 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,480 - ��i place? - Da... mult. 855 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,600 Ah... 856 01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,360 �tii c� nu vreau s� te fac s� pl�ngi, 857 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:06,080 M� tachinezi cu sclipirea vinovat� a ochilor t�i, 858 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,560 Oh, drag�, drag�... las�-m� s� plec, 859 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,880 D�-mi drumul... 860 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,280 Oh, drag�... 861 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:22,560 St�rne�te-m�... 862 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:30,480 - Nu te-am auzit intr�nd. - Erai prea ocupat�! 863 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:33,000 Cred c� ar fii mai bine dac� a� pleca. 864 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:34,520 Vrei s� pleci? De ce? 865 01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:37,000 Nu te sim�i bine �mpreun� cu noi? 866 01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:39,840 Sigur c� m� simt bine. Chiar foarte bine! 867 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,080 Pot s� �tiu de unde ai haina asta de blan�? 868 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,040 De la "Muntele de Pietate". 869 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:46,800 Alfonsino a g�sit poli�a. 870 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:51,080 Ei bine, atunci de ce vrei s� pleci? 871 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,320 M� g�se�ti antipatic�? 872 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:55,880 Nu, ce tot vorbi�i? Nu �mi sunte�i antipatic�. 873 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,296 Doar c� trebuie s� ajung acas�. 874 01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:00,480 Ah, dar cred c� po�i s� mai stai c�teva clipe. 875 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:08,840 Poate c� vrei �n schimb, s� te �ntorci la periscopul t�u? 876 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,200 E�ti un purcelu�, �tiai asta? 877 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:14,840 Atunci o s� fac eu lucrurile mai simple pentru tine. 878 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,440 Nu �n�eleg, trebuie c� s-a �nt�mplat ceva r�u! 879 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,040 P�n� la ora asta trebuia s� ajung� deja acas�. 880 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:31,640 - �tii c� ast�zi nu are �coal�. - Da, dar este deja trecut de ora zece. 881 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:34,040 Nu a �nt�rziat at�t de mult niciodat�. 882 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,240 Poate c� era coad� mare la amanet. 883 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:40,080 Numai c� la amanet programul s-a terminat acum dou� ore. 884 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,800 Dac� a mers acolo... 885 01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,600 A venit, slav� Domnului! 886 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,240 - Ciao! - Ciao... 887 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:52,920 S� vezi ce o s�-�i auzi acum de la mama ta! 888 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,840 Cum de ai venit a�a de t�rziu? 889 01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,200 Eu am �nt�rziat? 890 01:18:58,160 --> 01:18:59,760 Ce ai acolo sub bra�? 891 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:04,080 Ceea ce mi-a dat de la "Muntele de Pietate". 892 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:06,880 Ce tot spui? 893 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,520 D�-mi s� v�d! 894 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,120 Dar trebuie s� fie o gre�eal�! 895 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,520 Nu este posibil! Nu este posibil! 896 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,240 Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 897 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,800 Prive�te! 898 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,120 Ce s� privesc? Deschide-I s� vedem ce este �n�untru. 899 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,960 S� sper�m c� este o surpriz� pl�cut�. 900 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:36,120 Nu, asta trebuie c� este o fars�! 901 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,520 O fars� groaznic�! 902 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,280 Dar ce tot vorbe�ti? 903 01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:43,360 Nu �tii c� trebuie s� prive�ti partea bun� a lucrurilor? 904 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,160 De unde ai luat pachetul �sta? 905 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,760 �i-am spus s� nu te mai enervezi. Trebuie s� te calmezi. 906 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:50,240 Vrei s�-mi spui sau nu? 907 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,000 Ce s� spun? Pe �sta mi I-au dat. 908 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,480 Pe �sta i I-au dat. 909 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:55,340 Dac� dori�i m�ine pot s� o duc �napoi. 910 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:57,120 �ntoarce-te la postul t�u �n buc�t�rie! 911 01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:58,480 Bine, plec, plec... 912 01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,080 Nu este posibil! Nu este posibil! 913 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:06,480 Nu este posibil! 914 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,280 Nu este posibil... 915 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,920 Sunt unele momente c�nd nu o �n�eleg pe mama ta. 916 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:18,160 Pentru 50 de mii de lire ce spera oare s� g�seasc�? 917 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:20,280 O hain� din blan� de vizon? 918 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,200 �i tu mergi imediat la culcare! Ar��i complet d�r�mat. 919 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,680 Haide, nu face asta! 920 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:31,120 �n fond la ce te a�teptai? 921 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,680 �i-ai asumat un risc �i a ie�it prost. 922 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,240 Ce vrei s� mai faci? 923 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,760 Norocul nu dureaz� la nesf�r�it. 924 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:39,440 A�a este peste tot. 925 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,280 La bingo, la loterie, peste tot. 926 01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:44,320 Putea s� fie �i mai r�u. 927 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,720 Uite ce fa�� dr�gu�� are vulpea asta! 928 01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:56,680 Drag�, dar ce faci? 929 01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:59,420 Nu are rost s� faci at�ta caz! 930 01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:01,360 Ajunge cu asta! Ai �n�eles? 931 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:03,800 Nu este nici o tragedie. 932 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,120 Pretiosa! 933 01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,680 Acum lini�te�te-te, �n regul�? 934 01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,680 De ce mi se �nt�mpl� asta numai mie? 935 01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,120 Meciul la televizor �ncepe �n c�teva clipe... 936 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,200 - Pretiosa! - Da, domnule. 937 01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:16,296 - Doamna se simte r�u. - Dar ce s-a �nt�mplat? 938 01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:19,480 - Sper c� este doar un atac de panic�. - Am s�-i fac o cataplasm�... 939 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:22,560 Ah, nu! Cheam-o mai bine pe una din infirmierele de deasupra. 940 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,080 Da, imediat... 941 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:26,960 Drag�, te rog s� �ncetezi. 942 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,920 Acuma chiar exagerezi! 943 01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:31,520 Carla, Carla... 944 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:37,840 Uita�i-o acolo! 945 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:39,720 - Bun� seara! - Bun� seara... 946 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:42,000 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat? - Nici eu nu �n�eleg... 947 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:46,000 Totul era absolut normal �i dintr-o dat� iat� cum arat�. 948 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:53,800 Da�i-mi o m�n� de ajutor. 949 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,240 Dar ce faci? D�-i drumul la picioare! 950 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,840 Bine, bine... Am vrut s� ajut doar. 951 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,920 Ce p�rere ave�i? 952 01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:10,640 Nu v� face�i griji. Nu este nimic grav. 953 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:13,400 Femeia asta o s�-mi provoace un atac de inim�! 954 01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:14,960 Este de necrezut... 955 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,960 Drag�, ce s-a mai �nt�mplat? 956 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,120 Sunte�i sigur� c� nu trebuie s� o ducem imediat la un spital? 957 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:29,600 Absolut sigur�! 958 01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:33,680 Am s�-i fac o injec�ie �i o s� se lini�teasc� imediat. 959 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:56,600 Mamei i-a luat chiar foarte mult timp p�n� s�-�i revin�. 960 01:22:56,800 --> 01:23:00,000 �n primele c�teva zile a fost complet rupt� de realitate. 961 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:01,760 Se ridica din pat �n mijlocul nop�ii, 962 01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,840 �i umbla url�nd prin cas�, �n c�utarea hainei ei de blan�. 963 01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:08,040 Sau �i petrecea ore �ntregi pe canapea privind �n gol, 964 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,560 f�r� s� vad� revistele pe care i le aduceam. 965 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:14,400 Tat�I meu pe de alt� parte, a continuat cu mania lui de a-�i �ngriji scalpul. 966 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,056 Prietenii lui �i tot spuneau c� o s� devin� orb �n cele din urm�, 967 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,440 dac� o s� continue s� foloseasc� lo�iunea aceia. 968 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:22,096 In cele din urm� s-a dovedit, c� nu erau foarte departe de adev�r. 969 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:25,240 Dar nici eu �i nici mama nu mergeam �n ma�in� �mpreun� cu el. 970 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:27,520 Era mai sigur dac� luam un taxi. 971 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:29,936 Printre toate infrac�iunile care erau comise zi de zi pe strad�, 972 01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:31,240 ce mai conta �nc� una �n plus? 973 01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:34,120 P�n� ce �ntr-o bun� zi a avut un accident. 974 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:38,720 Ah, domnule Alfonso! 975 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,320 Domnule Alfonso ce mai face�i, cum o mai duce�i? 976 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,960 Nu m� a�teptam la vizita dumitale. 977 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,920 A�i venit pentru tratamentul cu lo�iune? 978 01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,400 Oh, nu... 979 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:50,160 Nu suntem deloc ocupa�i. 980 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:52,440 Nu v� face�i griji pentru vitrin�. 981 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:56,320 Noi facem totul pentru ca clien�ii no�tri s� fie mul�umi�i. 982 01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:57,800 B�ie�i... 983 01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:01,760 C�t despre Veronica �i prietena ei, nu le-am mai v�zut prea mult, 984 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:03,600 dec�t atunci c�nd treceau cu liftul. 985 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:06,320 Eu am continuat s� �nfrunt groaznica monotonie de la �coal�. 986 01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:09,160 Dar �n acel an, singura chestiune pe care am �nv��at-o, 987 01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:10,696 a fost modul cum func�ioneaz� periscopul. 988 01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,720 Uneori m� simt de parc�, eu sunt cel care I-a inventat... 989 01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,400 Ah, �i ca s� nu uit! 990 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:19,240 De la o vreme nu am mai avut nevoie de el, s�-mi rezolv problemele. 991 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,640 Ci le-am rezolvat manual... 992 01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:28,960 SF�R�IT. 993 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:31,720 Oh... 994 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:34,080 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 995 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:35,800 Oh... 996 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,240 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 997 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,000 Oh... 998 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,525 Ceva plute�te �n aer, 999 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,320 Cred c� este dragostea... 81130