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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,319 - THREE MONTHS, OH, MY GOD, IT'S FELT LIKE FOREVER. 4 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,288 IT'S JUST, YOU ARE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. 5 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,190 I COULDN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR EYES 6 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,158 AND YOUR HAIR AND YOUR--EVERYTHING. 7 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:27,095 AND--AND I MEAN, I JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO COME HOME FOR BREAK. 8 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,397 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. CALIFORNIA IS AWESOME. 9 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,432 IT'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT EVERYBODY SAYS. 10 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:34,268 IT'S AMAZING, BUT I JUST-- 11 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,803 I COULDN'T WAIT FOR MY DAD'S PUMPKIN PIE. 12 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:38,139 OH, MY GOD, AND TURKEY AND JUST, LIKE, TURKEY SANDWICHES 13 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,708 TURKEY CHILI, LITERALLY EVERYTHING. 14 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,111 IT'S, LIKE, YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE SOMEONE 15 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,246 OR PLACE UNTIL YOU LEAVE THEM, YOU KNOW? 16 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,381 - MM-HMM. - LIKE, I JUST-- 17 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:48,816 I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. 18 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:52,720 - OH, YEAH. 19 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,693 HEY. HEY, LET'S TAKE THIS OFF. 20 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,729 - IT'S COLD. - ALL RIGHT. 21 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,397 IT'S TOO COLD, I'M SORRY. 22 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,299 YEAH, LET'S LEAVE IT ON. WE GOTTA LOVE IT. I LOVE THIS. 23 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,800 IT'S, LIKE, MY FAVORITE SWEATER OF YOURS. 24 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:10,238 IT'S SOFT AND SEXY. 25 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:13,441 WELL, THANK YOU FOR PICKING ME UP FROM THE AIRPORT. 26 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,443 - OH. 27 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:18,346 HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? POOH BEAR? 28 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,215 - YEAH, I'M FINE. 29 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,417 - LOOK IT, WE SHOULD STOP. LET'S STOP. 30 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,453 - NO. NO, YOU SHOULD COME. 31 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,355 DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME FROM BEHIND UNTIL YOU COME? 32 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,424 - I DON'T KNOW. 33 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,361 LATELY I'VE JUST BEEN WALKING AROUND 34 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:36,330 AND--AND I FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED IN MY BODY 35 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:39,333 BUT I'M ALSO, LIKE--LIKE, FLOATING ABOVE IT. 36 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,639 I THINK ABOUT DYING. 37 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,810 A LOT. 38 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,580 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, SCHOOL'S FINE. 39 00:01:57,218 --> 00:02:00,321 - I THINK WE SHOULD STOP HAVING SEX. 40 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,391 - I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP. 41 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,797 ! 42 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:13,367 [Jeremy and The Harlequins' Cam Girl playing] 43 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:21,342 * 44 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,749 - * TELL ME, GIRL, YOUR NAME 45 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:31,852 * TELL ME YOU'RE 18 46 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:37,291 * YOUR PROFILE CAME UP ON MY MACBOOK SCREEN * 47 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,528 - IN SECOND GRADE, I HUMPED A TELETUBBY 48 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,463 AND WAS SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL. 49 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,466 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING, BUT I KNEW TO BE EMBARRASSED. 50 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,536 AND SINCE THEN, I'VE NEVER REALLY STOPPED 51 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,638 BEING EMBARRASSED. 52 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,542 THAT'S WHAT'S SO AWESOME ABOUT COLLEGE. 53 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,945 NO ONE AT COLLEGE KNOWS THAT I MOLESTED THAT TELETUBBY. 54 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,548 NO ONE AT COLLEGE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 55 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,483 - MOM! 56 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,851 - ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE, 57 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,320 AND THEY DON'T KNOW THAT TROY GARSKOFF 58 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,922 ONCE TOLD CHAD WEISENGARTZ THAT I KISSED WITH TOO MUCH TEETH. 59 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,891 THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I DIDN'T GET, LIKE, 60 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,994 ANY BOOBS AT ALL UNTIL JUNIOR YEAR. 61 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,963 IF YOU WERE SCOTT KARAZEWSKI, THE COOLEST GUY 62 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,432 IN MY HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE HIS BROTHER HAD BEEN... 63 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,368 - MOM! 64 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,902 - OR IF YOU WERE HEATHER ZERILLI, 65 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,472 THE HOT GIRL WHO EVERYONE WANTED 66 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,740 OR WANTED TO BE, 67 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,310 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. 68 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,445 I WASN'T COOL IN HIGH SCHOOL, 69 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,947 AND I DEFINITELY WASN'T CONSIDERED HOT. 70 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,850 - I WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S SIDEKICK. 71 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,321 I KNOW IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE MONTHS, 72 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,256 BUT I FEEL TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 73 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,458 FOR ONE, I'M UNDERLINING A LOT MORE STUFF IN BOOKS, 74 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:47,495 WHICH MAKES ME FEEL WAY DEEPER THAN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 75 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:54,868 * 76 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:58,038 GETTING ANOTHER GO AT THINGS IS AWESOME, 77 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,808 UNTIL, OF COURSE, YOU COME HOME 78 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,577 FOR THANKSGIVING BREAK. 79 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,546 - WE CALLED. WE E-MAILED. 80 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,349 I TRIED TO SKYPE YOU EVERY NIGHT LAST WEEK. 81 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,484 IF NOT FOR YOU LIKING THINGS ON FACEBOOK, 82 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,486 I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, MEESH. 83 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,755 - NO ONE LIKES TO SKYPE WITH THEIR PARENTS, MOM. 84 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,490 NO ONE LIKES TO SKYPE PERIOD. 85 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,892 - THEY WANTED ME TO START ON NOVEMBER 15th OR NOTHING, 86 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,729 SO WE PACKED UP WHAT WE COULD AND WE WENT. 87 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,597 IT WAS A WHIRLWIND. 88 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:26,600 PHILIP'S PACKING THE REST UP AND DRIVING EVERYTHING DOWN. 89 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,302 ARE YOU PAYING YOUR PHONE BILL? 90 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,770 - YEAH, I'M JUST OUT OF MINUTES. 91 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,906 - WE FIND IT VERY STRANGE THAT YOU DECIDED TO COME HOME 92 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,409 WITHOUT CALLING US. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 93 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,478 HOW DID YOU PAY FOR THE TICKET? HOW'S HEATHER? 94 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,547 - I'M FINE. SHE'S FINE. I'M--I JUST-- 95 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,615 YOU KNOW, THEY GAVE ME EXTRA HOURS FOR MY WORK-STUDY. 96 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,750 - ALL RIGHT. 97 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,885 WE GAVE PHIL SOME MONEY FOR EMERGENCIES. 98 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:49,490 PLEASE MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T USE IT ON MARIJUANA. 99 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:54,728 - MOM. 100 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,964 - UH-HUH. 101 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,900 - I'M DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL. 102 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,002 I WANT TO MOVE HOME. 103 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,973 - I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET. 104 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:09,309 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 105 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,047 - * SHOW ME TITTY IF YOU DOWN 106 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,683 * IF YOU FUCKIN' WITH THE SOUND * 107 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,953 HE WANTS ALL FEMALES TO CRAWL TOWARDS HIM 108 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,955 SO THAT HE CAN JIZZ ON THEIR FACES. 109 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,624 THIS SONG IS LIKE A HATE CRIME. 110 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,659 - TIMMY HARTMAN'S HAVING A LITTLE THING TONIGHT. 111 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:26,594 HE GOT HIS G.E.D. 112 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,462 AND AN APARTMENT WITH MIKE DILLS, I GUESS. 113 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,831 WE'RE GOING, YEAH? - WE'LL SEE. 114 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,533 IF MY PARENTS LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE. 115 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,636 TIMMY HARTMAN'S SWEET, BUT WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE THERE? 116 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,605 I GUESS I WASN'T REALLY CLOSE WITH THEIR CLASS. 117 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,673 - I DON'T KNOW. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. 118 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,742 I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT A LOT WITH THEM. 119 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,911 TANYA SPINELLI AND THEM CAME OUT TO PENN STATE ON HALLOWEEN 120 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,613 WHEN YOU BAILED. 121 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,115 THAT'S WHEN I BLACKED OUT AND HOOKED UP WITH CHRIS SUEY. 122 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,050 BUT HEATHER SAID HIS OVERBITE WASN'T THAT BAD, 123 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,586 AND HE'S, LIKE, LEGITIMATELY ON THE SOCCER TEAM 124 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,521 SO AT LEAST THAT. 125 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,756 THERE WAS THIS GUY THAT I HOOKED UP WITH 126 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,090 HE WAS--HE WAS, LIKE, KIND OF BALD. 127 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,126 - LATELY, WHEN I WAS AROUND MY BEST FRIEND, 128 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,994 I FOUND MYSELF THINKING ABOUT ALL THE SECRETS 129 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,996 I'D PICKED UP OVER THE YEARS 130 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,132 AND JUST HOW MANY OF THEM I WISHED I DIDN'T KNOW. 131 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:08,135 HOW SHE NAIRS HER ARM HAIR, 132 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,471 THE RARE CONDITION SHE HAS THAT MAKES HER NIPPLES LACTATE 133 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,572 AT ODD TIMES, 134 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,741 THE FACT THAT SHE ONCE KILLED HER PET HERMIT CRAB 135 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:17,611 WITH A HAMMER, AND THEN TOLD HER PARENTS IT JUST EXPLODED. 136 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:18,946 - I ONLY GET THE VAN 137 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,881 WHEN I'M HOME. - WELL, FUCK IT. 138 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,616 I'LL COME VISIT YOU THEN. 139 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,852 I'LL HOOK UP WITH ONE OF YOUR GAYBAY ART SCHOOL BOYS. 140 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:28,388 - IT'S MOSTLY COMPUTER KIDS. 141 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:30,691 - WHATEVER. 142 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,627 STOP WITH ME AT RUTHFRED'S. I GOTTA GET TAMPONS. 143 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:37,631 - MY PARENTS WILL FREAK IF I'M NOT HOME SOON. 144 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,733 - OH, OOH. 145 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,607 - HEY, MUSH. 146 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,709 - YEAH, WE TALKED. 147 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,678 THESE ARE MY SCHOOL PORTRAITS, AREN'T THEY? 148 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,847 - YOU COULD'VE WAITED TILL I GOT HERE, MAN. 149 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,683 - EXCEPT I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE COMING 150 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,718 BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ANYBODY BACK IN THREE WEEKS. 151 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,553 AND NOW, YOU'RE UNWRAPPING ALL MY HARD WORK. 152 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,821 COME ON, MEESH. - QUESTION. 153 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,790 WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT IN THE CAR? 154 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,659 - RELAXING. WHY, WHAT'D YOU SEE? 155 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,061 - BOXED WINE. 156 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,963 - I GET CRAVINGS AROUND ALL THESE BOXES, OKAY? 157 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,499 YOU WOULD, TOO. 158 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,534 - THIS IS FUCKED, MUSH. - I KNOW, MAN. 159 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,569 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, BUT I DID PROMISE MOM 160 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,505 THAT I WOULD SHOW YOU THIS DEVICE 161 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,639 THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS? 162 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,608 IT'S CALLED A PHONE. - OH, MY GOD. 163 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,075 - I DON'T KNOW IF THEY TAUGHT YOU THIS YET IN COLLEGE, 164 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,244 BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN IT VIBRATES OR RINGS, 165 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,014 YOU PICK IT UP AND SAY "HELLO." - STOP. LISTEN, I CALLED HER. 166 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,749 LAST I HEARD, SHE HAD A JOB OFFER IN TAMPA 167 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,718 AND SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT IT, 168 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,720 MAYBE THE MOVE WOULD HAPPEN DURING CHRISTMAS BREAK. 169 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,022 - OKAY, FIRST OFF, IT'S CLEARWATER, NOT TAMPA. 170 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,224 IT SOUNDS MELLOWER. I LIKE IT. 171 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:40,193 - AND THAT WAS IN SEPTEMBER, BUD. 172 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,263 - NOTICE THE NUANCE HERE. - IT'S GOOD. 173 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,733 - I COULD HAVE GONE FULL WIG, BUT I SAID NO. 174 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,868 TERRY FONG OF TERRY FONG STUDIO PHOTOGRAPHY 175 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,770 IS ON TO ME, 176 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,739 AND HE'S NOT GONNA LET JUST ANYTHING SLIDE THIS YEAR. 177 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,273 - YOU KNOW I'VE HEARD THIS STORY BEFORE. 178 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,644 - QUIET. AS YOU CAN SEE, WITH THE SIMPLE UTILIZATION 179 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,847 OF MOM'S MATERNITY SWEATER AND DAD'S BACKUP GLASSES, 180 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,817 I WAS ABLE TO ACHIEVE AN EFFECT FAR MUCH MORE IMPACTFUL, 181 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,619 NAY, PROFOUND, 182 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:08,856 THAN ANY SIMPLE WIG COULD EVER BE EXPECTED TO ACHIEVE. 183 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,791 - OKAY, MEESH. OKAY. 184 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,860 SHOULD I GO RIGHT UPSTAIRS AND GRAB MINE? 185 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,296 - WHEN I SLICKED MY HAIR BACK. 186 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,231 - THE PUKA BEADS. 187 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:21,134 - GO GET IT. - DEADLY. I'LL BE BACK. 188 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,906 MOM IS NOT HAPPY. 189 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,941 - KATIE, THIS IS COURTNEY. 190 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:30,778 - COURTNEY HAS A VOCAL CHORD INJURY, 191 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,212 SO SHE HAS TO SPEAK REALLY SOFTLY RIGHT NOW. 192 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,314 REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. 193 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,817 - REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. 194 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,318 - YES, PLEASE. 195 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,555 THANK YOU. 196 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,557 - UM, WELL, I MEAN, A LITTLE BIT. 197 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:45,759 - OKAY. 198 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,962 - YEAH, I GOT IT. YOU LOOK PRETTY. COME ON. 199 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,801 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO SHOPPING WITH MOM. 200 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,736 - UM, MY BUS WAS LATE. 201 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,674 I JUST WANTED MY DAUGHTERS WITH ME. 202 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,776 THAT'S ALL. OKAY? IT'S A TRADITION. 203 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,678 - WE HAD TO TAKE A XANAX. 204 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,814 - HMM. 205 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,682 - I'LL PICK YOU UP LATER. - NO. 206 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,618 IF I GO, I'LL DRIVE MYSELF. 207 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,985 WHERE IS SHE GOING? SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 208 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,021 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT TONIGHT, NO. 209 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,355 IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING. 210 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,257 THIS IS A VERY BIG WEEKEND FOR THIS FAMILY. 211 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,926 - DAD, I SEE YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME. 212 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,361 - WE'RE NOT GUYS. WE'RE YOUR PARENTS. 213 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,030 - YOU SEE US WHEN YOU WANT TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY. 214 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,665 NOW, YOUR SISTER AND COURTNEY, 215 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,033 THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM COLORADO 216 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,201 WITH A VOCAL CHORD INJURY, I MIGHT ADD. 217 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,771 THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED. - WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 218 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,140 - GOD, I'M HOT. 219 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,108 ARE YOU HOT? - OH, YEAH. 220 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,944 - IT'S LIKE A GREENHOUSE IN HERE. 221 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,012 - I WANT TO PLAN THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY FOR SATURDAY, 222 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,848 AND I WANT ALL OF YOU COOKING. 223 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,750 YOUR DAD WANTS TO BRINE THE TURKEY THIS YEAR. 224 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,251 - YEAH, I'M GIVING UP ON DEEP-FRYING. 225 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,386 DID YOU KNOW THAT 90% OF FIRES DURING THE HOLIDAYS 226 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,921 ARE CAUSED BY PEOPLE DEEP 227 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,390 - WE READ ALL ABOUT IT IN READER'S DIGEST. 228 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,159 - MM-HMM. - STOP EATING THOSE. 229 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,761 PUT 'EM AWAY. THEY'RE FOR SATURDAY. 230 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:54,962 WILL YOU CHOP THAT FOR ME, SWEETHEART? 231 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,865 - YEAH, SURE. 232 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,902 FIND IT NOW. WE'RE ON IT. 233 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,137 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 234 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,807 I JUST WANTED ONE MORE THANKSGIVING AT HOME. 235 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,976 - WELL, WE GOT LEFTOVER PUMPKINS FROM HALLOWEEN. 236 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,878 WE COULD MAKE PIE. 237 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,346 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW DAD MAKES 'EM. 238 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,317 SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT OUR FATHER, 239 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,720 BUT THAT MAN CAN BAKE HIS BALLS OFF. 240 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,089 - HE CAN BAKE HIS BALLS OFF. THAT'S WEIRD. 241 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,924 - I FEEL LIKE IT DE-STRESSES HIM. 242 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,826 HUH. 243 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:29,262 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME AGAIN. 244 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,200 - YEAH, MAN. 245 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,335 I GUESS NOT. 246 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,838 - NO, I MEAN, YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN. 247 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,740 I'M PACKING EVERYTHING IN THE U-HAUL 248 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,041 AND DRIVING IT DOWN ON SUNDAY. 249 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,243 WE HAVE TO BE OUT BY THE 30th. - YEAH. 250 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,912 MOM SAID. 251 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,914 - WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO PACK YOUR ROOM BY THEN. 252 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,917 I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT, SO... 253 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,853 - NO MORE HOUSE, MUSHY. 254 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,422 - NO MORE HOUSE, MEESHY. 255 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,357 THE BUILDING'S COMIN' DOWN! 256 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,293 EVERYONE OUT, NOW! NOW! LEAVE IT! 257 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,197 SEEMS YOU'RE IN LOVE, FROM YOUR E-MAILS. 258 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,866 - OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT. 259 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,935 IT'S NOT NEW YORK, 260 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,403 BUT IT'S, LIKE, 100 TIMES BETTER THAN HERE. 261 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,073 - OH, I LIKE ALTOONA. 262 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,942 - YEAH. 263 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,944 - WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ALTOONA? 264 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,012 - COURTNEY THINKS THERE'S A KIND OF CHARLES DICKENS 265 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,081 MEETS FLASHDANCE KIND OF THING GOING ON. 266 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,350 - IT'S VERY POETIC. 267 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,986 - WHO'S EVEN COMING TO THIS THING ON SATURDAY? 268 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,855 - IT'S ALL THEIR FRIENDS. - MM-HMM. 269 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,290 IT'S-- IT'S BEN KENNEDY AND KATHY, 270 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,892 THE GREENS. - PHIL GREEN. 271 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,994 - PHIL GREEN. WE DON'T LIKE PHIL GREEN. 272 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,863 WHAT THE FUCK? 273 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,900 WE SAID WHY DON'T WE JUST GET SOME PIZZA AND SOME BEERS 274 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,501 AND WE'LL SHOOT THE SHIT WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 275 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,170 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. - EXACTLY. 276 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,838 - BUT NO. - MM-MM. 277 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,375 - SHE WANTS TO MAKE DEVILED EGGS AND 40 FUCKING DESSERTS. 278 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,845 SHE BOUGHT PHYLLO DOUGH. 279 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,512 - PHYLLO DOUGH. 280 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,347 - WHOA. - EXACTLY. 281 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,349 - PHE-LLO DOUGH. 282 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,519 - PHYLLO DOUGH, PHE-LLO DOUGH. - PHE-LLO DOUGH. 283 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,789 - I DON'T KNOW. WHICH IS IT? 284 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,991 - PHYLLO. 285 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,259 - I LIKE PHE-LLO. - I LIKE PHE-LLO, TOO. 286 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,328 YOU'RE RIGHT. 287 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,967 - I THINK I'M GONNA GO OUT, GUYS. 288 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,436 - YEAH. 289 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:21,074 - HMM. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN KATIE USED TO MAKE YOU DRESS LIKE HER? 290 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,944 COURTNEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME. - SOUNDS SO DEHUMANIZING. 291 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,512 - SEVENTH GRADE, DARK TIMES FOR EVERYONE. 292 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,381 - REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT SHE MADE YOU COME HOME 293 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,918 FROM THE DANCE AND SHE PRETENDED TO HYPERVENTILATE 294 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,420 BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE SAW HER DEAD GRANDMA? 295 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,956 - YEAH, I DO REMEMBER THAT, IN FACT. 296 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,025 - REMEMBER THE TIME SHE TRIED TO ATTACK YOU WITH A ROUND BRUSH? 297 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,293 - WE MOVE ON. 298 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,029 - SHE SOUNDS FANTASTIC. 299 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,031 - YOU MET HER EARLIER. 300 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,566 - OH. I DID NOT LIKE HER. 301 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,169 - MM, MM-MM. 302 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:53,006 - BARF. SUPER GROSS. 303 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,075 - THE WORST KIND. - MM-HMM. 304 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,346 - SO HE WAS MARRIED TO THIS STRIPPER FROM RENO 305 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,181 NAMED SPARKLER. 306 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,883 SHE TURNED OUT TO BE A TOTAL BITCH, 307 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,518 USING HIM FOR HIS MONEY, CHEATING ON HIM LIKE CRAZY. 308 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,956 SO THE GUY HIRES AN ASSASSIN TO KILL HIS WIFE. 309 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,225 BUT ON THE DAY IT ALL GOES DOWN, THE GUY GETS KILLED INSTEAD. 310 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,427 TURNS OUT SPARKLER AND THE ASSASSIN 311 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,130 WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER AND WERE FUCKING. 312 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,101 OH, DATELINE, DUDE. 313 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,236 - DATELINE. 314 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,541 SO HOW YOU LIKIN' THE SUNNY SIDE? 315 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:31,478 YOU ALL INTO THAT PILATES AND VEGANISM NOW, YEAH? 316 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,346 - YEAH. - I CAN READ IT ON YOUR SKIN. 317 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,849 - YEAH, DUDE, I WEAR MOCCASINS CONSTANTLY, 318 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,951 YOU KNOW, WHEN I JOG THROUGH RUNYON CANYON. 319 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,987 - OH. 320 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,621 SO YOU'RE LIKIN' IT OUT THERE? 321 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,425 - YEAH, DUDE. IT'S TIGHT. 322 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,228 - SO, LIKE, SHOULDN'T YOU BE OFF SOMEWHERE 323 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,899 SPOONING AND POPPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BACK ZITS? 324 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,101 - SHE'S GOING THROUGH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 325 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,203 I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE NOT REALLY TALKING. 326 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,139 TIMMY HARTMAN'S HAVING PEOPLE OVER TONIGHT, THOUGH. 327 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,208 THINK SHE'LL BE THERE? - I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. 328 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,044 - SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE AN APPEARANCE. 329 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,146 - YEAH. 330 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,216 I'M SURE EVERYBODY'S JUST HOLDING THEIR BREATH 331 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,251 WAITING ON YOU TO SHOW UP. 332 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,020 NO, I'M IN TOWN. 333 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,088 PEOPLE ARE GONNA EXPECT ME TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE, 334 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,057 SHOW MY FACE. 335 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,260 - YEAH, WELL, SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY WAITING, 336 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,628 MR. EL PRESIDENTE. 337 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,131 - THAT'S OKAY. DO YOU WANNA COME? 338 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,900 - NAH, I THINK I'M IN FOR THE NIGHT. 339 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,935 - MM. 340 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:37,945 - DUDE, IT'D BE PRETTY COOL IF I MOVED IN HERE. 341 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,013 - GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. 342 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,315 MY MOM ISN'T GONNA LET ANYBODY ELSE MOVE IN HERE. 343 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,218 SHE KEEPS JACKIN' UP THE RENT JUST TO TRY TO GET ME OUT. 344 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,456 LUCKY I'VE BEEN ABLE TO PAY IT, SO FUCK HER. 345 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,531 - YOU EVER THINK ABOUT CALIFORNIA? 346 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,201 - YEAH, WENT THERE ONCE WHEN I WAS 7. 347 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,937 DIDN'T LOVE IT. - YOU WERE 7. 348 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,974 - YEAH, I KNOW, AND IT WASN'T THE RIGHT FIT. 349 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,257 - I COULD HAVE SAID HI TO HEATHER ZERILLI. 350 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,658 SHE WAS KIND OF TOWN ROYALTY 351 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,594 BECAUSE HER DAD OWNED A CHAIN OF SPORTS BARS, 352 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,131 AND HER MOM, OUR ONLY CHINESE RESTAURANT. 353 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,133 SENIOR YEAR, HER PARENTS SPLIT. 354 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,035 TURNS OUT THEY WERE CHEATING ON EACH OTHER, 355 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,470 HER DAD WITH HIS WAITRESS AND HER MOM FELL IN LOVE 356 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,672 WITH THEIR MECHANIC, MITCH. 357 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,740 HEY, BILLY GOAT. - HEATHER ZERILLI 358 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,276 JUST TOLD ME SHE BROKE UP WITH SCOTT KARAZEWSKI 359 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,978 AND I THINK I'M GONNA WAIT TILL MY CUT HEALS TO ASK HER OUT. 360 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,746 OH! 361 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,382 - DON'T DO THAT. SORRY. JUST PUT IT DOWN. 362 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,254 - HEY, MAN. 363 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,056 SORRY, I GOTTA GO. HEATHER'S NOT RESPONDING. 364 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,657 I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED. I'M GONNA GO TO THAT PARTY. 365 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,060 - ALL RIGHT, MAN. WELL, HEY, HAVE FUN 366 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,528 HANGIN' OUT WITH THE YOUNG'UNS. 367 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,663 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THANKSGIVING? 368 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,266 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. 369 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,734 - WELL, COOL, MAN. WE'LL HANG OUT. 370 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,402 PLAY SOME B-BALL OR SOMETHING. 371 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,038 - COOL. - HOW LONG YOU IN TOWN FOR 372 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,539 ANYWAY? - SUNDAY AFTERNOON. 373 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,142 - YOU FLEW ALL THE WAY OUT HERE FOR THREE DAYS? 374 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,777 - IT'S FIVE INCLUDING TRAVEL TIME. 375 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,547 PEACE. 376 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,123 - OH, MY GOD, I LITERALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE BAILING 377 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,325 AND HAD JUST BECOME, LIKE, A HUGE BITCH SINCE COLLEGE. 378 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,227 - THANKS. YOU SMELL GOOD. - I ALWAYS SMELL GOOD. 379 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,430 - HMM. I BROUGHT MIXERS. 380 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,203 - GOOD JOB. SO IS THAT ALL YOU KNOW? 381 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,506 - JUST THAT SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM, ACCORDING TO BILLY GOAT. 382 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,375 - MISSY DEACON LIVES ON HER FLOOR 383 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,677 AND SAYS SHE'S SHOWER CRYING CONSTANTLY. 384 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,445 SAYS SHE SLEEPS, LIKE, 14 HOURS A DAY. 385 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,315 - WELL, SHE'S CLEARLY DEPRESSED. - YEAH, BUT IT'S LIKE 386 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,550 I'M DEPRESSED, TOO, AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON. 387 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,388 MY ROOMMATE BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH. 388 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,291 - I THOUGHT SHE WAS BORN HERE. 389 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,659 - YEAH, BUT SHE, LIKE, TALKS INDIAN ON THE PHONE 390 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,395 ALL THE TIME WITH HER PARENTS. 391 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,164 NOT TO MENTION, BEN MARKLE AND I HAVE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED 392 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,133 THE LAST THREE LACROSSE HOUSE PARTIES, 393 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,634 BUT HE WON'T ADMIT IT'S MORE THAN A HOOKUP. 394 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,403 I MEAN, HE LIVES IN THE LACROSSE HOUSE. 395 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,671 IT'S NOT A SMALL DEAL THAT I'M SLEEPING THERE. 396 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,574 NO OTHER FRESHMAN HAVE SLEPT THERE THREE TIMES. 397 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,511 HE JUST NEEDS TO ACKNOWLEDGE. 398 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,314 - I THOUGHT YOU LOVED PENN STATE. 399 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,618 - I MEAN, I WAS TAUGHT TO BE STRONG. 400 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,357 - KATIE KRAKE WAS WAY MORE INTO TIMMY HARTMAN'S CREW THAN I WAS. 401 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,094 I STARTED KEEPING MY DISTANCE AFTER THIS ONE JUNIOR YEAR PARTY 402 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,396 WHERE WE ALL CONVINCED THE ONLY RUSSIAN KID IN OUR SCHOOL 403 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,831 THAT WE WERE ON HEROIN. 404 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,234 UNTIL HE AGREED TO ALSO DO HEROIN. 405 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,436 ONLY WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY HEROIN. 406 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,571 IT WAS ALL JUST A JOKE WE THOUGHT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY, 407 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,406 BUT IT WASN'T. 408 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,443 I STILL CAN'T LOOK IVAN IN THE EYE. 409 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,758 - * I WANNA KISS YOUR LIPS 410 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,627 * AND NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE 411 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:18,698 * A SWEET ROMANTIC BLISS THAT MAKES ME... * 412 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,767 - OW. OH, FUCK. 413 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,170 - * I WANT YOU HOME TO PLAY 414 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:27,640 * AND HEAR YOUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY * 415 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,743 - OH, MY GOD! OH, YOU. HI. 416 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,245 ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE. 417 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,846 - YES. 418 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,448 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS ON THE--THE GROUND OR THE VAN. 419 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,650 - OOH, I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS. - I'M OKAY. 420 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,452 - DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE HOSPITAL? 421 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,254 - YOU THINK I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL? 422 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,889 - YOU MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION. 423 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,358 - YOU MIGHT. - OKAY. I GUESS, UM... 424 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,327 - OH, GOD. OH. 425 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,896 - CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL? 426 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,174 - HERE'S THE DEAL. 427 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,809 I DON'T FEEL DRUNK, 428 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,345 BUT I HAD, LIKE, THREE VODKA CRANS IN THERE. 429 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,781 SO YOU COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION AND I COULD GET A DUI. 430 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,384 OR YOU COULD NOT HAVE A CONCUSSION, 431 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,720 THEY TELL US WE'RE IDIOTS FOR BRINGING YOU IN, 432 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,955 AND--AND I STILL GET A DUI. 433 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,824 MY PARENTS DIE FROM SHAME, 434 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,659 AND I LOSE MY SCHOLARSHIP TO CMU OVER IT. 435 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,262 YOU FEEL SO GUILTY FOR RUINING MY LIFE 436 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,364 THAT YOU EVENTUALLY BLOW OUT YOUR BRAINS IN CALIFORNIA, 437 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,233 AND EVERYONE THINKS YOU DID IT 438 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,367 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BECOME FAMOUS. 439 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,968 - OKAY, THAT GOT DARK FAST. 440 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,704 I OBVIOUSLY DON'T WANT YOU TO GET A DUI, POOPDICK. 441 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,406 - THIS ONE'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU. 442 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,375 I CAN ALSO PUT YOU IN A CAB TO THE HOSPITAL 443 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,677 YOU CAN TELL 'EM IT WAS A HIT-AND-RUN. 444 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,446 I'M NOT A BAD PERSON. 445 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,713 AND I WILL TELL YOU THAT I GOT A CONCUSSION 446 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,815 WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD IN GYM CLASS, 447 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,684 AND ALL THEY DID AT THE ER WAS SEND ME HOME 448 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,220 AND TELL MY PARENTS TO KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT 449 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,988 SO I DIDN'T SLIP INTO A COMA. 450 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,260 LET ME DO SOME RESEARCH SO I'M "A" NOT DRUNK DRIVING, 451 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,495 AND "B" HELPING YOU, WHICH ARE TWO THINGS 452 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,431 THAT A GOOD PERSON WOULD DO. - SOUNDS GOOD. DO IT. 453 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:02,635 OKAY. IT SAYS THAT YOUR PUPILS DILATE IF THEY'RE CONCUSSED. 454 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,411 HOW WAS HARTMAN'S? 455 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,847 - EH, VIDEO GAMES. - YEAH. 456 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,419 - DID YOU REALLY COME BACK HERE FOR JUST FOUR DAYS? 457 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,954 WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE? 458 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,024 MY ROOMMATE FLEW BACK TO TEL AVIV FOR THE HOLIDAY. 459 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,493 - HMM. 460 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,462 DO THEY EVEN CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING IN ISRAEL? 461 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,500 - HEY. - HI. 462 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,006 - NOTHIN'. 463 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,475 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 464 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,944 - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT? 465 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,515 " 466 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,049 - I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST REALLY SURPRISED TO BE GETTING 467 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,851 ALL THESE "NEED WEED" TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOU. 468 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,454 I SEEN YOU SMOKE, I DON'T KNOW, 469 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,856 MAYBE ZERO TIMES. 470 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,425 I DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR NUMBER. 471 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,593 - YEAH, I KNOW. I FIND THAT SO WEIRD. 472 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,529 - IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD. YOU'RE SCOTT'S GIRLFRIEND. 473 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,831 - YEAH, I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME. 474 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,733 - YEAH, YOU'RE SCOTT'S GIRLFRIEND. 475 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,835 - RIGHT, SO NOT IN YOUR PHONE. 476 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,504 YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE FRIENDS. 477 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,806 - SCOTT WAS JUST HERE. 478 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,411 - OKAY. 479 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,748 - OKAY. 480 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,983 SO WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT SCOTT? 481 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,620 - NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO. 482 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,789 - YEAH, PREFER NOT TO. 483 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,058 - GREAT. 484 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:35,895 SO ARE YOU GONNA SELL ME SOME WEED OR NOT? 485 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,934 OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 486 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,605 WE'RE GONNA SMOKE A LITTLE PINNER IN HERE NOW 487 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,707 UNDER MY SUPERVISION, 'CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY, LIKE, 488 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,643 A LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 489 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,413 - IF I SEE YOU INHALE YOUR SHIT, 490 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,582 I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER LITTLE BIT TO TAKE HOME. 491 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,584 SOUND LIKE A FAIR DEAL? - ARE WE TALKIN' 492 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,719 OR ARE WE SMOKIN'? 493 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,954 - WE'RE SMOKIN'. 494 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,759 - NO, NO, NO. WE WENT TO WHIPPLE'S DAM WITH DANTE. 495 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,662 - KATIE AND HEATHER CAME IN ANOTHER CAR. 496 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,698 THAT'S WHY THEY MISSED THE MAGIC HAILSTORM. 497 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,100 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NICE. - I REMEMBER IT SO CLEARLY, 498 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,703 BECAUSE I WAS HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS WITHOUT KATIE, 499 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,538 WHICH, LIKE, NEVER HAPPENED. 500 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,507 - YEAH, YOU GUYS WERE A 2-HEADED MONSTER IN HIGH SCHOOL. 501 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,810 YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD SWEAR WHEN WE WERE IN SEVENTH GRADE 502 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,045 AND SHE BROKE UP WITH ME, I COULD SWEAR 503 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,881 IT WAS YOU ON THE PHONE. 504 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,684 DOING HER DIRTY WORK. 505 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,587 - I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT FACT. 506 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:37,590 - HMM, THAT WAS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT, POOPDICK. 507 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:40,827 - YEAH. - YEAH. 508 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,962 YEAH. 509 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,564 - SHE JUST REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, 510 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,899 AND SHE THOUGHT OUR VOICES SOUNDED THE SAME. 511 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,635 - I KNEW IT! YEP, AW! 512 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,637 I CAN'T BELIEVE, FINALLY ADMITTING IT, POOPDICK. 513 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,605 - I'M REALLY SORRY. 514 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,541 ACTUALLY, IT WAS ONE OF THE MEANEST THINGS I'VE DONE. 515 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,808 HONESTLY, I THINK I WAS JUST EXCITED 516 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,610 TO TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE. - GOD, 517 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,079 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS RIGHT. - I'M REALLY SORRY. 518 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,014 BUT YOU CALLED ME POOPDICK FOR THREE YEARS 519 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,550 BECAUSE OF ONE ORAL PRESENTATION 520 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,651 WHERE I MISPRONOUNCED "POOP DECK." 521 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,018 I THINK WE'RE EVEN. 522 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,656 - I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU KINDA LIKED IT. 523 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:14,461 SO YOU WERE EXCITED TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE, HMM? 524 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,596 - UH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 525 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,665 - YOU SAID YOU WERE EXCITED TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE 526 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:19,999 IN SEVENTH GRADE. 527 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,668 - MM-HMM. - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 528 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,136 - YOU LIKED ME IN SEVENTH GRADE, DIDN'T YOU? 529 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,072 I MEAN, YOU HAD A LITTLE GIRL BONER FOR ME, 530 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,740 DIDN'T YOU, POOPDICK? MM-HMM. 531 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,111 - HMM. 532 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,548 - SO THERE'S THIS WHOLE GROUP OF GIRLS 533 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,084 FROM HIGH SCHOOL, YOU KNOW, LIKE KYLEIGH DECECCHO 534 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,921 AND LINDSAY BEEGLE AND LAUREN VON DAM HAGEN, 535 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,524 AND THEY ALL GO TO PENN STATE WITH ME, RIGHT? 536 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:48,027 SO AS A GROUP, THEY DECIDED TO MAJOR 537 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,831 IN RECREATION AND PARKS MANAGEMENT 538 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,801 BECAUSE THEY HEARD IT WAS EASY. 539 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:57,470 LIKE, I'M JUST FIGURING OUT WHAT A SCAM IT IS. 540 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,208 ALL YOU REALLY NEED ARE BOOKS IF YOU WANNA LEARN SHIT. 541 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,779 MEANWHILE, I'M MAJORING IN ENGLISH. 542 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,215 I'M GONNA BE WORSE OFF THAN THE PARK MANAGEMENT GIRLS. 543 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,951 LIKE, ARE THERE GONNA BE THAT MANY PARKS 544 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,953 FOR THEM TO MANAGE WHEN THEY GRADUATE? 545 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,789 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA MANAGE, PLAYGROUNDS? 546 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,858 WHO AM I KIDDING? 547 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,494 WE'RE ALL GONNA BE UNEMPLOYED. 548 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:25,031 COLLEGE JUST FEELS LIKE SOME BIG, 549 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:29,235 PRE-UNEMPLOYMENT, BINGE-DRINKING, 550 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:32,672 LIKE, PARTY VACATION. - I HEAR YA, SISTER. 551 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,544 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT NORTH DAKOTA? 552 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,749 - IT HAS OIL, TONS OF JOBS. 553 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,884 YOU CAN MAKE, LIKE, HALF A MILLION A YEAR THERE. 554 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,686 BUT YOU GOTTA LIVE IN YOUR CAR 555 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,988 'CAUSE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH HOUSES YET WHERE THE OIL IS. 556 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:52,659 YOU THINKIN' ABOUT IT? 557 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:56,295 YOU GONNA GO RIDE THE RAILS WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES? 558 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,798 - SHH. 559 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,768 - MY FRIENDS WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS TOWN. 560 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,603 FIGURED I'D HITCHHIKE UP THERE 561 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,772 AND JUST MOVE INTO SOMEBODY ELSE'S CAR. 562 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:09,709 I DON'T MIND BLOWING A TRUCKER TO GET SHIT DONE. 563 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:12,845 - YEAH, I TOTALLY PUSHED A KID OFF THE SWINGS ONCE 564 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:16,549 TO GET AN ERECTION. 565 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,053 - THERE'S SO MUCH I DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT JOKE. 566 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:23,122 both: 567 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,192 - OH, GOD. 568 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:29,862 I AM NOT AN OPTIMIST. 569 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:32,932 - ME NEITHER. 570 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,967 SCOTT IS. 571 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,820 - NO. BUT THE SMELL OF THAT STUFF 572 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,822 THAT YOU'RE PUTTING ON YOUR FINGERNAILS 573 00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:59,091 MIGHT CAUSE THE BRAIN DAMAGE YOU'RE TRYING TO AVOID. 574 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,762 - JUST DON'T FALL ASLEEP. - OKAY. 575 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:08,768 YOU SEEM GOOD. 576 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,671 I DIDN'T SEE YOU THAT MUCH LAST YEAR. 577 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:12,939 - YEAH. 578 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,942 SENIOR YEAR WAS WEIRD FOR ME. 579 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:18,077 IT FELT LIKE THE CREDITS WERE ROLLING THE WHOLE TIME. 580 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,880 OR LIKE SOMEBODY TURNED ON THE LIGHTS 581 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,916 AT A PARTY. 582 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,885 - YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY THERE THAT MUCH, IT FELT LIKE. 583 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,854 IS THAT RIGHT? - YEAH. 584 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,922 I ABUSED THAT "LEARNING ENRICHMENT" PROGRAM 585 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,958 THAT LUBISHER HAD FOR THE AP KIDS-- 586 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:35,628 CLAIMED TO TAKE, LIKE, THREE COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASSES 587 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,363 BUT REALLY I WAS HOME WATCHING THE VIEW 588 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,998 AND EATING GOLDEN GRAHAMS. - OH. 589 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,768 BRILLIANT. - HMM. 590 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,371 - I LOVED SENIOR YEAR. 591 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:47,840 - SENIOR YEAR LOVED YOU. 592 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:51,243 PRETTY SURE THE ENTIRE SCHOOL HAD A CRUSH ON YOU, 593 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,946 ESPECIALLY TODD, THE ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL. 594 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:58,084 - HEY, TODD AND I DID SOME REALLY GREAT WORK TOGETHER. 595 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,820 - OKAY. LET ME SEE YOUR PUPILS. 596 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,890 MY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL'S PROBABLY OKAY, 597 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,191 SO WE'RE GOOD TO GO. 598 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,669 - THEN WE SHOULD GO. 599 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:37,724 - OH, I FORGOT HOW AWESOME DRY HUMPING IS. 600 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:39,959 - YEAH. 601 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:56,242 - YEAH. 602 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,379 - I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF. 603 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:08,287 WHAT? 604 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,990 - NOTHING. 605 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,325 - OKAY. 606 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,799 [Emily Bell's Pusher Girl playing] 607 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:23,469 - * WELL, NO-OH, NO-OH OH, PUSHER GIRL * 608 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:28,307 * IS PUSHIN' YOU OUT THE DOOR 609 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,944 * I WON'T DO YOUR DIRTY WORK 610 00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:34,981 * NO MORE FOR FREE 611 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,116 * AND GET NOTHING 612 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,985 - HOLY SHIT. 613 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,420 KARAZEWSKI. 614 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,055 - * PUSHER GIRL 615 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,957 - HEY. 616 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:48,127 HEY! 617 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,097 KARAZEWSKI. 618 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,199 OH, MY GOD. 619 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,803 - I'M IN A COMA. 620 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:59,371 - FUCK YOU! 621 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:02,308 - I'M IN A COMA, BE QUIET. 622 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,410 - OW. 623 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:08,014 - HEY, DON'T PISS ON MY FUCKIN' LAWN! 624 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,782 GET THE FUCK OUT! 625 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:11,317 - YEAH. 626 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,319 - HEY! - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 627 00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:16,322 - THIS IS NOT A PUBLIC URINAL! - I'M GOING. 628 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,991 I'M ON--I'M ON THE STREET. 629 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,395 - NO, GIVE ME FIVE SECONDS TO GET DONE, PLEASE! 630 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,865 - THIS IS NOT A PUBLIC URINAL. 631 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,003 - DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. 632 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,172 - DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE. 633 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:40,279 - OH, HEY, TRISH. 634 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:55,127 - WELL, THAT WAS INTERESTING. - THANK YOU SO-- 635 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,131 HOPE MY PARENTS DIDN'T CALL THE COPS. 636 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:02,835 - THE SAME. OH, WAIT. I'M AN ORPHAN. 637 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,871 - UH... 638 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,340 - UH, SO I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 639 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,009 - OKAY. OKAY. 640 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:13,846 SURE. I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS 641 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,015 SINCE YOU WON'T BE AROUND MUCH... 642 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,050 - HMM. - ANYMORE. 643 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:20,019 - OKAY. OKAY. 644 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,587 - OKAY. - HERE. 645 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,090 - OH. 646 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:25,958 OKAY. OH, SORRY. 647 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,294 - OKAY, BYE. I'LL SEE YA. - SORRY. BYE. 648 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:43,175 * 649 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:45,878 - * MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOU * 650 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:48,647 * AT ITS DESTINATION, OHH 651 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,417 * MIGHT THEIR PRETTY EYES STAY FIXED * 652 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,153 * SO YOU MIGHT NOT WANDER ON * 653 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,223 * IF YOU'RE GONNA READ THE SCRIPTURE * 654 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,234 * NOW GOSPEL AND MEN 655 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:10,136 * WILL ALL JUST STICK AROUND 656 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:13,372 - OH, POOPDICK. 657 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,874 OH, POOPDICK, POOPDICK. 658 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,611 - * NOW GOSPEL AND MEN 659 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:22,448 * WILL ALL JUST STICK AROUND 660 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,217 - MM. MEESH. 661 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:32,224 MUSH, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 662 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:35,094 - I'M ON A JOURNEY, MEESH. 663 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,963 WHEN I STARTED THIS, 664 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:40,632 I WAS DETERMINED TO USE THOSE PERFECTLY GOOD PUMPKINS. 665 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:43,702 I BOILED THEM UP, ADDED A BUNCH OF STUFF, 666 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,437 BUT I JUST COULDN'T GET THE TASTE RIGHT. 667 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,273 SO WHAT DO I DO? 668 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,208 I GO TO THE SOURCE. I CALL DAD. 669 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,277 TURNS OUT, YOU WERE RIGHT, MEESH. 670 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,512 CANNED PUMPKINS, TOTALLY WHERE IT'S AT FOR DAD'S PIES. 671 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:55,214 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS. 672 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,249 SO I GO TO THE STORE AND I GRAB SOME CANNED PUMPKINS 673 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,218 AND I ADD 'EM TO THE REAL PUMPKINS. 674 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,120 ONLY PROBLEM IS, I GOTTA GO BACK TO THE STORE 675 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,688 'CAUSE THE GODDAMN REAL PUMPKINS, 676 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:04,590 THEY'RE STILL TAKIN' OVER FLAVOR-WISE. 677 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,526 MEANWHILE, MY FILLING IS--IS GROWING TO A VOLUME 678 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,997 WHERE IT'S CLEAR I'M EVENTUALLY GONNA NEED MORE PIECRUSTS. 679 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:13,299 BUT NOT UNTIL MY BATTER'S PERFECTED. 680 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,968 I'M CLOSE, MEESH. 681 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:18,304 I'M ON PROTOTYPE SIX RIGHT NOW. 682 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:21,573 REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WHEN I HIT ACTUAL PRODUCTION STAGE. 683 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,345 I DON'T THINK SO. 684 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:28,247 IT'S BASICALLY DIRT. 685 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,216 HAVE SOME PATIENCE, MEESH, PLEASE. 686 00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:33,152 YOU'RE GONNA WAIT TILL IT'S READY, JUST LIKE DAD'S. 687 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:35,121 OH, MY HANDS. 688 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:36,088 YOU GOT A CLOTH? 689 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,224 - YOU LOCKED THE OVEN. YOU LOCKED THE OVEN. 690 00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:41,727 - WELL, MY 'OVE' GLOVES ARE ALL FUCKING FULL OF FILLING. 691 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:47,066 THIS COULD BE THE ONE, MEESH. - SWEET. 692 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:49,301 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER? 693 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:51,137 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN, 694 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:53,772 BUT THIS OVEN'S DANCE CARD IS FULL. 695 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,008 - OKAY. 696 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,078 - MEESH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 697 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:02,314 - IT'S A STORY FOR CHRISTMAS. 698 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,416 - YOU SHOULD REALLY DO SOME PACKING TODAY. 699 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:07,086 - OKAY. - IT'S NOT BAD. 700 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,669 - MOM! 701 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,638 I'M SLEEPING. 702 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,640 THIS IS MY HOUSE, TOO, GIRLFRIEND, 703 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:32,178 AND YOU NEED TO GET UP AND SCRUB SOME POTATOES. 704 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:33,412 MITCH IS HERE. 705 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:35,414 I CAN'T FIND IT! 706 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:38,050 MITCH! MITCH! 707 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,599 I JUST NEED TO GET MY BOX FROM THE CLOSET. 708 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:57,803 - HE NEEDS HIS BOX FROM THE CLOSET! 709 00:33:57,836 --> 00:34:00,806 - THE DANG THING'S RIGHT HERE, POOH BEAR! 710 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,641 - OH. 711 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,355 - GOOD MORNING. 712 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,458 - OH, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO GRACE US WITH HER PRESENCE. 713 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,462 WE RAN OUT OF VERMOUTH, THOUGH. 714 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,198 - IT'S PRETTY MUCH JUST A GLASS OF WARM VODKA. 715 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:29,201 - LOOK, YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT, T 716 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:30,802 WE'RE PLAYING TRIVIAL PURSUIT. 717 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:33,205 - THAT'S FINE. I DON'T WANNA GO OUT. 718 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,341 THAT'S, LIKE, A LOT OF FOOD. 719 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:37,309 SHE'S COMPLAINING BECAUSE WE FEED HER. 720 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:39,678 MUST BE NICE. - IT MUST BE NICE, I TELL YA. 721 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,280 - MM. - MM. 722 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:44,550 YOU, TOO? 723 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,887 - IT WAS FINE. 724 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,790 - COOL. I TOLD MOM I HEARD YOU COME IN AROUND MIDNIGHT. 725 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,460 - OH, THANK YOU. 726 00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:59,198 * 727 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:02,201 - "POLICE SPEND FIVE HOURS CHASING FLORIDA MEN 728 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,171 IN CANOE." - THAT'S GOOD. 729 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:07,273 "FLORIDA MAN DEMANDS MONEY 730 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:10,242 WHILE SLAPPING WOMAN IN FACE WITH PENIS." 731 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,546 - "FLORIDA MAN DROPS PANTS, 732 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:18,116 ASKS COP TO STICK FINGER IN HIS ASS." 733 00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:22,354 - UH-OH. 734 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:23,489 THIS IS THE ONE. 735 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,224 "FLORIDA MAN FIGHTS COPS 736 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,160 "WHILE ALSO TRYING TO PERFORM EXORCISM ON SON 737 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,396 AFTER METH MAKES HIM ABNORMALLY STRONG." 738 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,502 - WE'RE GONNA BE FLORIDA MEN. 739 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,770 - I KNOW. 740 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,242 COME ON. LET'S GO EAT OUR FEELINGS. 741 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,943 - DO IT. 742 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:52,918 * 743 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:07,199 - I'M THANKFUL FOR MY, UH, 744 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:10,969 MY SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG. 745 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,740 - I'M THANKFUL FOR MY SOON-TO-BE SISTER-IN-LAW. 746 00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:20,446 - I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL THIS AMAZING FOOD. 747 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,648 THANKS, MOM. - YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETHEART. 748 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,852 I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU. 749 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:30,422 AND I'M THANKFUL FOR FORGIVENESS. 750 00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:31,623 AND, UM, 751 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:35,227 NEW BEGINNINGS. 752 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,863 I'M SORRY. 753 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,631 - I'M SORRY, GUYS. 754 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,400 THIS IS BETWEEN US. 755 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:45,437 OUR GROUP THERAPIST TOLD US TO EXPERIMENT IN THE BEDROOM. 756 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:49,241 THINGS GOT A LITTLE INTENSE. 757 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:53,412 - JUST EAT. 758 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,481 PERFECT. 759 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:58,284 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS, DAD. 760 00:36:58,317 --> 00:36:59,951 LOOK, LOTS OF PEOPLE DON'T GO TO COLLEGE. 761 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:01,953 THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW JUST GO STRAIGHT TO WORK. 762 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:03,889 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M GONNA BE SUCCESSFUL 763 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,357 IF I GET MY DEGREE. 764 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:06,858 IT'S JUST A WAY TO BE IN DEBT 765 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,660 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 766 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:09,961 IN DEBT TILL YOU DIE? 767 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,663 I'M PAYING FOR YOUR COLLEGE, OKAY? 768 00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,265 AND YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION. 769 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:15,467 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE? SORRY. 770 00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,569 - YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY GREAT IDEA IN THEORY. 771 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,338 BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE 772 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,273 WHAT I WANNA DO WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE. 773 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:23,409 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU FIGURE OUT IN COLLEGE. 774 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,946 HMM. SORRY. 775 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,616 - YOU KNOW, I STILL REGRET 776 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:33,385 NOT FINISHING MY HYPNOTHERAPY DEGREE. 777 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:39,291 - LOOK, I CAN COME HOME. I CAN WORK AT CHAMPS. 778 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:42,060 I'LL JUST FIGURE OUT A BETTER PLAN WHILE I'M HERE. 779 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,830 - NO, YOU CANNOT MOVE HOME. NO, YOU CANNOT WORK FOR CHAMPS. 780 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,832 I DID NOT BUST MY ASS MY ENTIRE LIFE 781 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,500 JUST TO GET YOU AN EDUCATION 782 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,302 SO YOU CAN COME HOME AND WORK AT CHAMPS. 783 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:52,003 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 784 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:54,005 YOU GONNA COME HOME NOW AND THROW YOUR WHOLE LIFE AWAY 785 00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:55,607 'CAUSE YOU MISS MOMMY? YOU MISS YOUR BED? 786 00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:58,410 WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE? 787 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:00,546 - KENNY! 788 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:06,585 - SORRY. 789 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,820 Y'ALL, I LOVE RESTAURANTS. 790 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,522 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 791 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,491 I LOVE RESTAURANTS, AND THIS FOOD, STRAIGHT UP, 792 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:15,861 IS RESTAURANT QUALITY. THAT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. 793 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,529 Y'ALL KNOW ABOUT TURKEY, THOUGH, RIGHT? 794 00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:22,000 Y'ALL GONNA BE TIRED, TIRED, TIRED. 795 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:24,670 - YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT KID BOBBY LANCASTER? 796 00:38:24,703 --> 00:38:26,672 WORST BEHAVED, MOST HORNIEST FUCKIN' KID EVER? 797 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,873 - YEAH. - YEAH, YEAH. 798 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,808 - HE HAD SEX WITH A NUN IN EIGHTH GRADE. 799 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:32,411 - NO, BUT HE DID PUNCH A NUN IN THE FACE AND CALL HER A NAZI. 800 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:35,947 - I WISH I'D PUT MYSELF OUT THERE MORE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 801 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,549 LIKE, IN EIGHTH GRADE, KIM GARVEY... 802 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,518 - KIM GARVEY. - SHE INVITED ME OVER 803 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,687 TO WATCH TV, BUT, LIKE, THE WEEK BEFORE 804 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,690 I HAD HEARD THAT SHE PUT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF HAND LOTION 805 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,825 UP HER HOO-HA. I DIDN'T GO. 806 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,660 - SO... - I THOUGHT IT WAS MOUTHWASH. 807 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,629 - WHATEVER IT WAS, IT WAS, LIKE, A GIRTHY BOTTLE. 808 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,664 I FELT EMASCULATED. 809 00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:55,501 - BOBBY LANCASTER USED TO SPIT IN LISA MEEKINS' MOUTH 810 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,536 EVERY DAY AFTER LUNCH, AND SHE-- AND SHE FUCKIN' LOVED IT. 811 00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:59,671 - I BET SHE DID. - WELL, BECAUSE THEY WERE 812 00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:01,573 MAKING OUT, RIGHT? - NO, IT WAS, LIKE, A THING. 813 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:03,642 HE USED TO GATHER US ALL UP AND BE LIKE, "GUYS, WATCH THIS." 814 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,478 AND HE WOULD SPIT RIGHT IN HER FUCKIN' MOUTH. 815 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,394 - SO IT WASN'T ALL JUST 816 00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:23,995 HUMAN FECES ANYMORE, IT WAS CHANGED. 817 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:27,566 - SO TWO WEEKS AGO, I'M AT THE JIFFY LUBE 818 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,900 GETTING MY OIL CHANGED 819 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,769 AND I RUN INTO BOBBY LANCASTER. 820 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,138 AND IT TURNS OUT HE'S THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD. 821 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:36,041 GAVE ME A BUNCH OF GUM, SO SWEET. 822 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,510 TOLD ME HE WAS SORRY FOR ALL THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED 823 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:40,111 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. HE WAS DRIVING A BEAMER. 824 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:41,847 APPARENTLY HE OWNS THE LARGEST LANDSCAPING COMPANY 825 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,114 IN ALL OF PENNSYLTUCKY. 826 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,883 - TOTAL SUCCESS STORY. 827 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:47,786 - THOUGHT A GUY LIKE THAT WOULD, I DON'T KNOW, END UP IN JAIL. 828 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:50,021 - YEAH, OR ON, LIKE, A REALITY SHOW. 829 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,923 - WELL, YOU GOTTA THINK AT SOME POINT 830 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,592 HE LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SAID, 831 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:56,027 YOU KNOW, "I DON'T WANNA JUST BE THE TOUGHEST, COOLEST DUDE 832 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,697 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. I WANT MORE." 833 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,766 - THAT'S GUY'S GOT IT ALL. 834 00:40:03,469 --> 00:40:06,171 - YEAH, SO MY MOM JUST TEXTED FROM HER SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL. 835 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:08,474 APPARENTLY THERE'S BEEN A PIPE BURST IN MY BASEMENT. 836 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:09,775 SO I GOTTA GO. - OH, NASTY. 837 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,510 - OH, MAN, PIPE BURST. 838 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:13,612 - THINK WE COULD, UH... - YEAH. 839 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,481 - SPLIT IT AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE? 840 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,048 - ALL RIGHT, DUDE. - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YA. 841 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,017 HAVE FUN. - I'LL TAKE THAT. 842 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:41,640 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I JUST HAD TO GET OUTTA THERE. 843 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,842 I HOPE I'M NOT RUINING YOUR THANKSGIVING OR ANYTHING. 844 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,578 IT'S JUST THAT I FIGURED YOUR MOM'S NORMALLY WORKING TODAY 845 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:50,782 SO I THOUGHT IF YOU... - GOT YOU. 846 00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:53,819 - YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, 847 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:56,655 I KNEW THAT PERSONAL DETAIL ABOUT YOUR LIFE. 848 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:59,591 - RIGHT. 849 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,959 - RIGHT. 850 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:05,764 - STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WANT TO GO? 851 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,766 - NO. 852 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,569 - I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 853 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,938 - GREAT IDEA. YEAH, I'LL TRY THAT. 854 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,674 NO, NO, NO, I DID THAT. I DID THAT. 855 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:18,209 NO, NO, NO, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 856 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,011 YEAH, HE'S GOOD. 857 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:27,553 - NO, I CAN DO THAT TODAY. 858 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,825 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YEAH, I'LL TRY THAT. 859 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:36,194 NO, NO, NO, I DID THAT. I DID THAT. 860 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,730 NO, NO, NO, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 861 00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:39,898 YEAH. HE'S GOOD. 862 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:55,981 * 863 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:58,650 YEAH, I DID. YEP, PREHEATED, TOTALLY. 864 00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:00,686 - DUDE, I'M OUTTA HERE. 865 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,220 - YEAH. - I'M MOMENTS AWAY 866 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:04,856 FROM PRODUCTION HERE. GET EXCITED. 867 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:07,325 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 868 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,728 SO LET ME ASK YOU, THIS WHOLE EVAPORATED MILK THING, 869 00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:12,030 DO I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT EVAPORATING? 870 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:19,004 * 871 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:23,842 - HI. I BROUGHT PIE. 872 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,645 - NOBODY. 873 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:29,180 - WELL, INVITE NOBODY IN. - I BROUGHT PUMPKIN PIE. 874 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,883 HELLO! HEY! HOW ARE YA? SCOTT. NICE TO MEET YOU. 875 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,885 - HI. 876 00:42:33,919 --> 00:42:36,121 OH, SORRY. HEY. SCOTT. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 877 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,756 - THANK YOU. - SCOTT. 878 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:39,257 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME OVER. 879 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:41,693 I BROUGHT YOU GUYS SOME PIE. 880 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:49,200 MR. MCINTYRE? 881 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,803 - ARE WE DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL? 882 00:42:51,837 --> 00:42:55,140 - NOT AT ALL. 883 00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:01,212 IAN'S FOLKS ARE SO RICH, THEY COULD GIVE TWO SHITS. 884 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,381 SOMETIMES HE PAYS ME DOUBLE JUST TO ACTUALLY COME IN 885 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,950 AND PUT THE WEED IN HIS SOCK DRAWER FOR HIM 886 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:07,753 SO IT'S THERE WHEN HE GETS HOME. 887 00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:10,188 SPOILED LITTLE SOPHOMORE DICKWAD. 888 00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:16,061 ANYWAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY'S IN BOULDER SKIING 889 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:19,097 FOR THE HOLIDAY. SEEMS RIDICULOUS. 890 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:22,167 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD GO TO COLORADO FOR THANKSGIVING. 891 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,837 BUT HE ALWAYS TELLS ME I CAN USE HIS POOL 892 00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:28,306 IF I FEEL LIKE IT, AND, WELL, I FINALLY FEEL LIKE IT. 893 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:31,209 IT'S FREEZING OUT. 894 00:43:36,682 --> 00:43:38,149 WHOA. 895 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:56,101 - WHAT'D YOU GET ON YOUR SATS? 896 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,336 - I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT. 897 00:43:58,369 --> 00:44:01,339 - YOU'RE EMBARRASSED BECAUSE IT'S HIGH. 898 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,775 - PLEASE, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 899 00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,845 I'M THINKING ABOUT COMING HOME. 900 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:11,883 SERIOUSLY? 901 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:13,719 TERRIBLE IDEA. 902 00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:15,987 - YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL. 903 00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:20,158 - DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO. 904 00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:21,927 OKAY, MOM. 905 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,964 SO I HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY? 906 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,299 - NO, I JUST 907 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,301 THOUGHT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND. 908 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,970 - I DO UNDERSTAND. 909 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,139 BUT I ALSO THINK IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA TO GIVE UP AN EDUCATION 910 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,274 THAT YOUR DAD'S GIVING YOU AS A GIFT 911 00:44:36,307 --> 00:44:38,844 'CAUSE HE LIKES YOU. 912 00:44:38,877 --> 00:44:41,312 ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEBODY AS SMART AS YOU. 913 00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:51,923 - NO. 914 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,995 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 915 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,865 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED CLOTHES? 916 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:03,935 - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 917 00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:06,137 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 918 00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:08,006 - ANYWAY... 919 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,908 - OKAY, GO. - I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 920 00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:12,443 - SCOTT! YOU TWO ARE IN CAHOOTS, YOU KNOW. 921 00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:14,345 - ELVIS! - THAT WAS GOOD! 922 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,782 - KERMIT! KERMIT THE FROG! - OH, WAIT! WAIT! 923 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,884 BOBBY BROWN! I KNEW IT! 924 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,955 - COOKIE MONSTER! HA HA! - COOKIE MONSTER. 925 00:45:23,989 --> 00:45:25,957 WHOA! WHOA. 926 00:45:25,991 --> 00:45:28,760 YOU'RE HOT! HOT! - UNDEFEATED. 927 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,062 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S SIMPLE REALLY. 928 00:45:31,096 --> 00:45:33,098 THE SECRET IS IN CREATING MNEMONICS IN THE FIRST ROUND 929 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:35,767 THAT'LL LAST YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE PANTOMIME ROUND. 930 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:37,402 - RIGHT. - I MEAN, YOU GET PRINCESS LEIA, 931 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:38,536 FOR EXAMPLE... - YEAH. 932 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,006 - YOU GOTTA GET THOSE HAIR DANISHES GOING RIGHT AWAY. 933 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:43,074 RIGHT AWAY, PLUMP AND FULL, SIDE OF THE HEAD. 934 00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:45,076 NOBODY WILL MAKE ANY MISTAKES AGAIN. 935 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,444 - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 936 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:48,446 - YEAH, LET'S GO. I'LL BE BACK! 937 00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:52,317 - OH, HE'S SO GREAT. 938 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:56,554 YOU'RE LIKE A VILLAIN IN A KEVIN COSTNER FILM. 939 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:57,823 I HIT YOU WITH MY VAN AND THEN YOU SHOW UP AT MY HOME. 940 00:45:57,856 --> 00:46:00,926 PHIL MADE EXTRA PUMPKIN PIES, AND YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT 941 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:03,494 YOU LOVE PUMPKIN PIE SO MUCH, SO I BROUGHT A PUMPKIN PIE. 942 00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:05,563 - NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PIES. 943 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,532 ALSO, I TRIED SOME WHEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM 944 00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:09,434 IN THE SECOND ROUND. IT TASTES LIKE ENVELOPES. 945 00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:11,069 - OH, SHIT. HE WARNED ME ABOUT THAT. 946 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,071 - LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE. 947 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:17,843 IT'S JUST I'M NOT GOOD WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS 948 00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:23,181 BESIDES, WHAT ABOUT HEATHER? 949 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,050 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. HEATHER AND I BROKE UP, LIKE, FOUR MONTHS AGO. 950 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:28,519 WE'RE TOTALLY COOL. 951 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:31,422 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? 952 00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:33,091 I WAS THINKING ABOUT HAVING A DAY. 953 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,060 - YEAH. 954 00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,294 YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE A DAY, A THING. 955 00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:37,395 YOU HAVE TO COME FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 956 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,164 - YEAH. 957 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:42,067 LIKE, I'M CONCERNED FOR YOUR WELL-BEING IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP. 958 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,935 AND I'M KIND OF DEPENDING ON IT 959 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:45,937 SEEING AS I'VE GOT NO CAR. 960 00:46:45,971 --> 00:46:48,940 - NO. 961 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:51,276 - I WANT TO BORROW YOUR CAR. I CAN DRIVE. 962 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:53,912 YOU JUST HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, PICK ME UP IN THE MORNING 963 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,947 AND DROP ME OFF AT NIGHT. - I DON'T KNOW. 964 00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:57,949 MY--MY SISTER'S ENGAGEMENT THING'S ON SATURDAY. 965 00:46:57,983 --> 00:47:00,285 AND YOU CAN SEE HOW ATTACHED MY PARENTS ARE. 966 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:02,520 I'M LUCKY WE DON'T CO-SLEEP. 967 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:07,625 ONE MORE ROUND AND I'M GONE. 968 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,495 I SWEAR. 969 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:14,499 - NO! WOW, AAH! 970 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:16,868 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 971 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,236 - ONE MORE ROUND. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. 972 00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:20,471 - YOUR TURN. 973 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:24,075 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE REST OF BREAK? 974 00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:27,478 - PROBABLY GONNA EAT A KIELBASA AND GOOGLE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. 975 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,185 THANKS FOR THE POOL. - YOU, TOO. 976 00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:43,294 * 977 00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:54,005 - PACK YOUR ROOM, MEESH! 978 00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:56,174 - AAH! 979 00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:10,121 - I'M DRIVING, POOPDICK. 980 00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:20,665 - GOD, WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, 5 FEET AND 3/4? 981 00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:26,171 - OH, I JUST THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A FIELD TRIP DAY. 982 00:48:26,204 --> 00:48:28,339 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE 983 00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:29,707 WHO THINK LIFE IS BETTER ELSEWHERE, 984 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,276 YOU KNOW, LIKE ONE OF THOSE ESCAPEE ONES 985 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:33,511 AND THUS BEFORE I AM FORCED 986 00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:36,647 TO LEAVE THIS HALLOWED GROUND... 987 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:44,022 I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ITS SPLENDOR. 988 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:46,958 I MEAN, THIS TOWN BIRTHED THE SLINKY. 989 00:48:46,992 --> 00:48:49,394 AND YOU CAN'T GET MUCH MORE LOVEABLE THAN THAT. 990 00:48:54,299 --> 00:49:01,239 * 991 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:04,509 - * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 992 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:07,478 * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 993 00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:10,348 * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 994 00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,550 * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 995 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:15,553 - * I WALKED INTO YOUR ARMS 996 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,423 * WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR 997 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,992 - * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 998 00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:23,394 * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 999 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:26,464 - * YOU GOT INTO MY HEART 1000 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:28,266 * YEAH, YOU WON ME OVER 1001 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:30,268 - YEP, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, 1002 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,203 PLEASE. COME ON! 1003 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:34,139 - JUST GO, AND I'LL GO. - COME ON! 1004 00:49:34,172 --> 00:49:35,773 - JUST GO, AND I'LL GO. PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BRIDGE. 1005 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,708 - PLEASE DON'T SHAKE THE BRIDGE. 1006 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:39,577 - ALL RIGHT. THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 1007 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,280 - DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO THROW CAUTION. 1008 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:53,191 - * HOW'D YOU BREAK MY UNBREAKABLE HEART * 1009 00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:55,626 * UNBREAKABLE HEART 1010 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:57,328 * OUT ON THE STREET 1011 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,698 - * RUNNING FOR SHELTER 1012 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:02,767 - * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 1013 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,303 * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 1014 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:06,671 - HEY! 1015 00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:08,606 - COME ON. YOU'RE COMING TO WORK WITH ME. 1016 00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,741 I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. 1017 00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,210 COME ON, WE GOTTA GO BEFORE YOUR MOM AND MITCH 1018 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,312 START MAKING LOVE IN THE LIVING ROOM. 1019 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,780 - THAT'S DISGUSTING. - SERIOUSLY. 1020 00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:18,449 IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING. WE SHOULD GO. 1021 00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:25,290 * HOW'D YOU BREAK MY UNBREAKABLE HEART? * 1022 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:27,258 - YOU JUST CAME AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? 1023 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:29,427 - SHUT UP. 1024 00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:32,263 - THIS IS FUN. 1025 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:34,332 BUT ONWARDS. 1026 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:35,533 MORE ADVENTURES AWAIT. 1027 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:39,070 - * UNBREAKABLE HEART 1028 00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:41,406 - * DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DI DAYO 1029 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:44,509 - EAT IT, IT'S GOOD. 1030 00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:50,348 * HOW'D YOU DO IT? 1031 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,816 - JUST IN CASE. 1032 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:55,553 - * DO IT, DO IT 1033 00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:58,289 * HOW'D YOU DO IT? 1034 00:50:58,323 --> 00:51:00,858 * HOW'D YOU DO IT? * 1035 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,428 * HOW'D YOU DO IT? DO IT, DO IT * 1036 00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:06,731 * HOW'D YOU DO IT? 1037 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:09,367 - YES! LOOK AT THAT. 1038 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,369 - * HOW'D YOU BREAK MY UNBREAKABLE HEART? * 1039 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,371 - $7.21 IS YOUR CHANGE. 1040 00:51:19,244 --> 00:51:20,878 - CIRCLE. YEP. 1041 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,847 - * HOW'D YOU BREAK MY UNBREAKABLE HEART? * 1042 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,515 - THEY SAY THEY WANT SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI. 1043 00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:25,583 IS THAT OKAY? 1044 00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:28,419 - YEAH. 1045 00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,388 UH, YEAH, THAT'S FINE. 1046 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:33,258 - * HOW'D YOU BREAK MY UNBREAKABLE HEART? * 1047 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,426 - * BREAK MY UNBREAKABLE 1048 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,831 - I THINK YOU'RE GONNA REALLY LIKE IT. 1049 00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:44,535 IT'S A LITTLE BIT WEIRD, BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1050 00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:48,806 - IT'S A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1051 00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,549 - I DON'T KNOW. 1052 00:52:01,386 --> 00:52:03,454 THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY STUPID, 1053 00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:07,492 BUT NO ONE OUT THERE RETURNS MY HIGH FIVES. 1054 00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:09,394 AND IT'S HAPPENED, LIKE, THREE TIMES. 1055 00:52:09,427 --> 00:52:11,229 - NO. - YEAH. 1056 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:13,364 AND IT'S HIGHLY DISCONCERTING. 1057 00:52:13,398 --> 00:52:15,600 - CALIFORNIA SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS. 1058 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,902 - DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME. - OH, COME ON. 1059 00:52:17,935 --> 00:52:20,705 IF THE WORSE THING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT UCLA 1060 00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:22,707 IS THAT NO ONE RETURNS YOUR HIGH FIVES, 1061 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:25,743 I'M GUESSING IT'S PRETTY GREAT. 1062 00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:29,414 THEN WHY DOESN'T IT FEEL GREAT? 1063 00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:31,916 - I DON'T KNOW. 1064 00:52:31,949 --> 00:52:34,219 MAYBE IT TAKES SOME TIME. 1065 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:37,422 FIRST THREE WEEKS AT CMU I FELT LIKE I WAS WALKING AROUND 1066 00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:40,258 DOING A WEIRD IMPERSONATION OF MYSELF. 1067 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,694 YOU'RE HOMESICK, HOMEBOY. 1068 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:54,272 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 1069 00:52:58,476 --> 00:53:01,379 YOU KNOW THE WORST PART? 1070 00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,414 I USED PART OF MY STUDENT LOAN 1071 00:53:03,448 --> 00:53:05,483 TO PAY FOR MY PLANE TICKET HOME. 1072 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:08,753 AND GOD, IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT, THEY'LL DESTROY ME. 1073 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,955 - WOW, YOU MUST REALLY LOVE HIGH FIVES. 1074 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:16,994 - HEY, THANKS FOR HITTING ME WITH YOUR VAN. 1075 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:18,629 - HMM. 1076 00:53:20,265 --> 00:53:23,000 THANKS FOR BRINGING ME TO THIS ABANDONED WAREHOUSE 1077 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,470 AND NOT MURDERING ME. 1078 00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:27,638 - YET. 1079 00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:30,375 YET. 1080 00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:45,756 THAT'S OKAY. HEY, IT'S OKAY. 1081 00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:48,459 - OH, I'M SORRY. - NO. 1082 00:53:48,493 --> 00:53:50,428 - I HAD, LIKE, NO BOYFRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOL, 1083 00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:52,463 AND I DON'T REALLY WATCH PORN BECAUSE IT STRESSES ME OUT 1084 00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:54,565 ABOUT THE WELL-BEING OF THE ACTORS. 1085 00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:56,534 - NO, NO, NO. HEY, DON'T-- - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 1086 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,836 - DON'T APOLOGIZE. NO, I JUST WANNA--I WANNA KISS YOU. 1087 00:54:18,856 --> 00:54:21,292 I SHOULD GET A CONDOM NOW. - YEAH. 1088 00:54:21,326 --> 00:54:23,828 YEAH. 1089 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:30,968 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1090 00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:33,504 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T. 1091 00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:36,407 - WE WERE ALREADY DOING IT. I WAS HALFWAY INSIDE YOU. 1092 00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:40,845 - HMM, WASN'T THAT MORE OF, LIKE, A JUST THE TIP SITUATION? 1093 00:54:40,878 --> 00:54:42,513 - THAT'S VERY FLATTERING, 1094 00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:45,550 BUT I WAS HALFWAY INSIDE YOU. 1095 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,886 - YEAH, IT'S NOT THAT IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THE BEST THING EVER, 1096 00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:51,422 I JUST--OH, 1097 00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:53,424 I JUST KNOW I'M A SUPERSENSITIVE PERSON, 1098 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:55,860 AND I'M PROBABLY GONNA TURN PSYCHOTICALLY OBSESSED WITH YOU 1099 00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:58,429 IF WE DO IT, AND THEN YOU'LL GO BACK TO SCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA, 1100 00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:00,665 AND YOUR PARENTS ARE MOVING AWAY. 1101 00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:02,633 I DON'T KNOW. 1102 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:06,036 WE'RE PROBABLY NEVER GONNA SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. 1103 00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:14,512 I'M--I'M SORRY. - NO, IT'S-- 1104 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:17,114 NO, IT'S FINE. I--NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT. 1105 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,617 I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO. 1106 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,752 OF COURSE. 1107 00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:23,888 IT'S FINE. 1108 00:55:27,124 --> 00:55:32,530 * 1109 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:41,639 THANKS. 1110 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:49,814 * 1111 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:58,623 * 1112 00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:05,696 - KATIE'S HAVING PEOPLE OVER. 1113 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:09,033 I'M WORRIED SHE MIGHT KILL ME IF I DON'T GO. 1114 00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:11,569 - IT COULD BE FUN. - I DON'T KNOW. 1115 00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:14,739 THERE'S, LIKE, THIS FEELING THAT SHE HATES ME 1116 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:17,542 BUT ALSO KIND OF WANTS TO WEAR MY SKIN. 1117 00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:19,176 - FINE. I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE TO GO. 1118 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,845 OR YOU KNOW, WHATEVER-- WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1119 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,513 WE CAN SAY OUR GOOD-BYES WHENEVER. 1120 00:56:22,547 --> 00:56:25,550 IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S FINE. 1121 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:28,018 - I MEAN, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 1122 00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:33,691 - IF YOU WANNA GO TO KATIE'S, I'M FINE WITH THAT. 1123 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,726 - OKAY. 1124 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,596 UM, I GUESS WE CAN DO THAT. 1125 00:56:38,629 --> 00:56:40,598 - I MEAN, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA KEEP HANGING. 1126 00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,767 - I DO. NO, I DO. 1127 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,036 UH, I THINK. I WAS SUPPOSED TO HANG WITH PETROFF, 1128 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:49,206 BUT HE'S, LIKE, NOT ANSWERING ANY TEXTS, SO THAT'S WEIRD. 1129 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,510 IT'S GREEN. 1130 00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:53,711 OH. 1131 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,980 all chanting: SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! 1132 00:56:56,013 --> 00:56:58,115 SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! 1133 00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:00,518 - ONLY IN YOUR HOMETOWN 1134 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:02,787 CAN WALKING INTO A BASEMENT NEXT TO SOMEONE 1135 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,755 FEEL LIKE THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER. 1136 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:06,657 - IT'S, LIKE, THE SECOND DAY I GET TO BOSTON 1137 00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:08,192 THEY HAD THIS THING CALLED THE FREEDOM RALLY. 1138 00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:09,760 HEY, MAN, WILL YOU HOLD IT STEADY? 1139 00:57:09,794 --> 00:57:11,462 - DUDE, PUMP. 1140 00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:13,631 - I HAD SAID MY GOOD-BYES AT SENIOR WEEK. 1141 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,633 I HAD WRITTEN LONG MESSAGES IN EVERYONE'S YEARBOOKS. 1142 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,503 BUT HANGING OUT NOW FELT A LITTLE LIKE 1143 00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:21,906 SOME SORT OF LAME, VERY SUBTLE TIME TRAVEL. 1144 00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:23,908 OR LIKE WE WERE ALL GHOSTS 1145 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,577 HAUNTING KATIE KRAKE'S BASEMENT. 1146 00:57:26,611 --> 00:57:28,746 - OKAY, LET'S SEE IF THIS WORKS. 1147 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,615 FUCK YES! YES! 1148 00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:32,883 - ARE YOU TAKING BONG RIPS OF VODKA? 1149 00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:34,885 - YES, WE ARE. 1150 00:57:34,919 --> 00:57:36,053 - I SAW THIS VIDEO. IT TOTALLY WORKS. 1151 00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:40,224 - ZEWSK. 1152 00:57:40,257 --> 00:57:42,126 - YEAH! 1153 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:44,562 - YEAH. 1154 00:57:44,595 --> 00:57:46,531 - MY BUDDY JOSH--IT'S ACTUALLY THE GUY I LIVE WITH 1155 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:49,099 OUT IN BOSTON, HE GREW UP IN SYRACUSE. 1156 00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:50,668 HE PLAYS LACROSSE ON THE BOSTON TEAM AND EVERYTHING. 1157 00:57:50,701 --> 00:57:51,969 BUT HE, UH, SAME WEEKEND-- 1158 00:57:52,002 --> 00:57:53,771 FUCKED FOUR GIRLS IN ONE WEEKEND. 1159 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:54,939 HE HIT UP A FRESHMAN, A SOPHOMORE, 1160 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:56,974 A JUNIOR AND A SENIOR 1161 00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:58,909 IN HIGH SCHOOL. - NO, HE DIDN'T. 1162 00:57:58,943 --> 00:58:01,111 - DUDE, HE'S, LIKE, THE SHIT. HE'S SO FUCKIN' TOUGH. 1163 00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:02,279 HE'S, LIKE, MY BOY, THOUGH, MAN. I LOVE HIM. 1164 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,582 - BEFORE OR AFTER HE LOCKED TONGUES WITH YOU, THOUGH? 1165 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:06,050 - MM. 1166 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:07,685 - DUDE, WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK? 1167 00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:09,219 - I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THAT GUY. 1168 00:58:09,253 --> 00:58:12,990 - COME ON. - FUCK OFF, MAN. 1169 00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:15,560 HMM. 1170 00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:17,061 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? IT'S FUCKING WEIRD, RIGHT? 1171 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:19,797 - IT WAS A LITTLE SUDDEN. 1172 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:23,601 YOU THINK HE'S, LIKE, MAKING FUN OF HER? 1173 00:58:23,634 --> 00:58:27,171 - I DON'T THINK SO. HOW WOULD HE BE MAKING-- 1174 00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:29,640 - HEY. 1175 00:58:29,674 --> 00:58:31,576 - HEY. 1176 00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:33,678 - MOVE YOUR LEGS. WHAT'S UP, KARAZEWSKI? 1177 00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:35,580 HOW'S UCLA? - IT'S THE BEST. I LOVE IT. 1178 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:38,282 - YOU SHOULD MOVE OUT THERE. WHY? 1179 00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:41,218 - BECAUSE YOU HATE IT HERE, AND NOW YOU HAVE A REASON TO GO. 1180 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,021 - I DON'T HATE IT HERE. I LOVE IT SOMETIMES. 1181 00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:45,790 - YEAH, RIGHT. 1182 00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:47,792 SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO GET AWAY FOR SOME SNOBBY SHIT. 1183 00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:50,094 YOU KNOW SHE APPLIED TO BROWN AND NYU BUT DIDN'T GET IN. 1184 00:58:50,127 --> 00:58:51,896 - HEY, THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP. 1185 00:58:51,929 --> 00:58:54,331 I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU DIDN'T GET THAT FAR 1186 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:57,001 WHEN YOU WERE CLEARLY TRYING TO GET FAR AWAY. 1187 00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:59,203 PITTSBURGH IS BASICALLY ALTOONA, 1188 00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:00,771 AND ACTUALLY ALTOONA HAS WAY BETTER OUTLETS. 1189 00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:03,774 WILLIAM EUGENE PETROFFSKI. 1190 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:09,013 HEATHER. HEATHER! HI, GIRL. 1191 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:18,255 - UH, HEATHER NEEDED A RIDE. 1192 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:20,825 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THIS MORNING? 1193 00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:23,894 - UH, NOTHING. I HAD TO HELP PHIL MOVE SOME STUFF. 1194 00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:28,198 - HEY. 1195 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:35,272 - HEY, GIRL. - HI! 1196 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:38,308 - YOU SMELL WEIRD. 1197 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:42,613 - OH! - WOW! 1198 01:00:00,397 --> 01:00:02,900 - SO WHEN DID YOU TWO START CARPOOLING? 1199 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:05,202 - DUDE, SHE REALLY JUST NEEDED A RIDE, THAT'S ALL. 1200 01:00:05,235 --> 01:00:06,971 - I'M GONNA GET A BEER. YOU WANT ONE, TORI? 1201 01:00:07,004 --> 01:00:08,839 - SURE. - OH! 1202 01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:11,642 - MOTHERFUCKER. 1203 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:12,409 - HA HA! 1204 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:15,880 - OH, THERE GOES HER DAD'S CDS. 1205 01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:19,149 - NO. 1206 01:00:19,183 --> 01:00:21,652 - YOU KNOW HE FUCKED KARA SUEY 1207 01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,788 IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND THE MALL 1208 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:25,055 AND THEN NEVER TALKED TO HER AGAIN? 1209 01:00:25,089 --> 01:00:26,924 BUT, LIKE, DO WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO. 1210 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:29,293 TORI, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 1211 01:00:32,697 --> 01:00:34,932 - KATIE BLEW PETROFF ON THE FIELD TRIP TO GETTYSBURG, RIGHT? 1212 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,233 - THAT IS CORRECT. - NINTH GRADE. 1213 01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:37,735 - YEAH. - BACK OF THE BUS. 1214 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:40,871 - OH, YEAH. 1215 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:45,843 - YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON 1216 01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:47,812 AND IT SUCKS, OKAY? IT'S REALLY SHITTY. 1217 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:49,880 LIKE, YOU'RE NOT YOU ANYMORE. 1218 01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:51,916 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1219 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:55,753 WOW. 1220 01:00:57,922 --> 01:00:59,223 * IF YOU AIN'T GIVIN', I'M GONNA TAKE IT * 1221 01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:00,891 * I'M BREAKIN' THE BANK 1222 01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:02,860 * HE COME AND TELLS ME LOVE WAS SHAKIN' MY WAY * 1223 01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,897 IT'S CANDY. 1224 01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:08,733 - SO I HEARD YOU'RE MOVING TO FLORIDA. 1225 01:01:08,766 --> 01:01:10,134 MY AUNT LIVES IN FLORIDA. 1226 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:13,303 - EVERYONE'S AUNT LIVES IN FLORIDA. 1227 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,339 - * AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND TOLD HIS HOMEBOYS * 1228 01:01:15,372 --> 01:01:18,042 - THEY ALL CALLED YOU THESPIAN BEHIND YOUR BACK. 1229 01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:20,878 ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL. - I WAS A THESPIAN. 1230 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:22,813 I WAS IN THESPIAN CLUB. 1231 01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:24,782 - WHAT, DID YOU, LIKE, SUCK SCOTT'S DICK THIS WEEKEND 1232 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:26,483 AND NOW YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT? 1233 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:28,352 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY MOM AND DAD 1234 01:01:28,385 --> 01:01:30,420 WERE TOTALLY LIKE, "WHERE IS TORI? 1235 01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:32,089 WHY ISN'T TORI AROUND?" THEY MISS YOU. 1236 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,058 AND YOU KNOW MY MOM IS SICK. 1237 01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:36,226 - SHE HAD ELECTIVE KNEE SURGERY. 1238 01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:38,863 - MY UNCLE OWNS A PIZZA SHOP IN TAMPA. 1239 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:42,933 GIVE HIM, LIKE, 20 BUCKS, HE'LL GIVE YOU A BRAND NEW PIZZA. 1240 01:01:42,967 --> 01:01:45,770 - YEAH, THAT'S HOW PIZZA SHOPS WORK. 1241 01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:47,938 - I GUESS I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. 1242 01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:50,007 I GUESS I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SOMETHING, 1243 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,310 BUT APPARENTLY YOU'RE TOO BUSY BLOWING MY EX-BOYFRIEND 1244 01:01:53,343 --> 01:01:55,445 TO CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. 1245 01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:57,815 - YOU DATED IN SEVENTH GRADE. 1246 01:01:57,848 --> 01:01:59,049 - IT'S NOT THAT LONG AGO. 1247 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,018 - YES, IT IS! 1248 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,920 - * DON'T GIVE ME NO CHANGE 1249 01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:04,454 * IF YOU AIN'T GIVIN', I'M GONNA TAKE IT * 1250 01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:06,056 * I'M BREAKIN' THE BANK 1251 01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:07,858 * THESE COMATOSE WAS SHAKIN' MY WAY * 1252 01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:10,094 * SO COME AND GIVE IT TO ME, I WANT IT ALL NIGHT * 1253 01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:12,162 * YOU BETTER HAVE STRENGTH AND YOU BETTER HAVE LENGTH * 1254 01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:13,998 * I WANT IT JUST RIGHT 1255 01:02:14,031 --> 01:02:16,066 * HEARD YOU GET TONGUE TWIST, WELL, BABY, YOU JUST KISS * 1256 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:17,768 * OH, YOU'RE SO COOL, BADASS DUDE * 1257 01:02:17,802 --> 01:02:18,969 * TRYIN' TO GIVE ME CHILLS 1258 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,007 - * YOU DO IT SO NICE THAT A BROAD SAY THAT YOU'RE-- * 1259 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,209 - NO! - I'M GONNA GO. 1260 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,944 KATIE, LOOK, I'M SORRY. 1261 01:02:26,977 --> 01:02:30,247 I JUST DON'T THINK WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON ANYMORE. 1262 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,549 I'M GONNA GO! NO. 1263 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,051 - WHAT THE FUCK'S GOIN' ON WITH YOU, MAN? 1264 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:35,452 - NOTHIN', I JUST REALLY WISH 1265 01:02:35,485 --> 01:02:37,154 I WOULD'VE PLAYED SOME BALL WITH YOU, DUDE. 1266 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:38,956 - YOU NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. 1267 01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:41,358 - OH! - ZEWSK! ZEWSK! 1268 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:45,295 MAYBE I DO LIKE SCOTT KARAZEWSKI. 1269 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:47,331 DEAL WITH IT! 1270 01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:57,374 UM... 1271 01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:01,245 - COME ON, STOP IT! 1272 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,114 - WHOA! 1273 01:03:04,148 --> 01:03:06,316 - WHOA. HEY, HEY, HEY. 1274 01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:09,119 HEY. HEY. 1275 01:03:09,153 --> 01:03:10,855 - WHOA! 1276 01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:14,024 - GET OFF ME. GET THE FUCK OFF ME! 1277 01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:17,061 MY FUCKIN' DRUGGIE BEST FRIEND IS FUCKING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 1278 01:03:17,094 --> 01:03:19,129 - THERE'S FUCKIN' NOTHIN' BETWEEN US, MAN. 1279 01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:21,832 - I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE ANYWAY. WHY WOULD I COME BACK? 1280 01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:24,168 OKAY, I'M NEVER COMIN' BACK HERE. 1281 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:27,037 SO FUCK IT, AND FUCK YOU! 1282 01:03:27,071 --> 01:03:29,039 AND FUCK YOU. 1283 01:03:42,086 --> 01:03:49,526 * 1284 01:04:14,118 --> 01:04:17,121 - I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP. 1285 01:04:18,222 --> 01:04:19,990 - JUST GOT ME SO CONFUSED, HEATHER. 1286 01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,126 THIS IS COMIN' OUTTA NOWHERE. - IT ISN'T. 1287 01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:23,560 - HEATHER, I KNOW YOU. 1288 01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:26,296 YOU JUST-- YOU NEED TO TAKE A WALK, 1289 01:04:26,330 --> 01:04:29,366 OR YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS, I WANT YOU TO TAKE A SHOWER. 1290 01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:31,168 - FUCK YOU. 1291 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,137 - OR MAYBE A ROUND OF DRUNK FROZEN GOLF 1292 01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:35,539 OR MAYBE A FLOOR BED AND SOME MOVIES. 1293 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:37,307 WE--WE CAN FIND HARPER AND GET HIM SO DRUNK 1294 01:04:37,341 --> 01:04:38,675 THAT HE SINGS THAT SONG AGAIN. 1295 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,245 - SCOTT, YOUR PARENTS ARE MOVING. 1296 01:04:41,278 --> 01:04:44,081 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 1297 01:04:44,114 --> 01:04:46,050 - THAT'S--THAT'S NOT TOTALLY FOR SURE. 1298 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:48,252 - TIM REYES TOLD ME THEY'RE ALREADY GONE. 1299 01:04:48,285 --> 01:04:50,187 - WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE. 1300 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:54,258 - SCOTT, LOOK, WE GO TO SCHOOLS ON OPPOSITE COASTS. 1301 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,460 WE'RE PROBABLY NEVER GONNA SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. 1302 01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,362 - DON'T SAY THAT! - IT'S TRUE. 1303 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:02,399 I'M SORRY, MAYBE AT A WEDDING IN, LIKE, EIGHT YEARS, 1304 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,501 BUT PROBABLY NOT, SCOTT. - OH, MY. 1305 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:07,204 - I'M JUST REALIZING THAT 1306 01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:10,107 THINGS CHANGE AND THINGS END 1307 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:12,176 AND THINGS DIE. 1308 01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:15,679 I'M GONNA DIE, AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE AND... 1309 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:20,117 WE'RE EITHER JUST GONNA ROT AWAY SLOWLY 1310 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:23,253 OR ELECT TO GET BURNT INTO DUST. 1311 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:27,391 I DON'T KNOW IF ANYTHING HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE, 1312 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,226 BUT IF IT DOES, 1313 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:32,262 YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE SCOTT, 1314 01:05:32,296 --> 01:05:35,432 AND I WON'T BE HEATHER. 1315 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:38,102 SCOTT, LISTEN. 1316 01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:41,671 UNLESS WE FORCE IT, THERE'S NO NATURAL WAY 1317 01:05:41,705 --> 01:05:45,609 OUR LIVES ARE GONNA INTERSECT AFTER THESE FIVE DAYS. 1318 01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:48,678 RIGHT NOW, THIS WEEKEND, 1319 01:05:48,712 --> 01:05:50,981 I WOULD RATHER NOT SPEND MY TIME 1320 01:05:51,015 --> 01:05:53,483 RELIVING SOME SAD, CREEPY PUPPET SHOW 1321 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:55,685 OF OUR GREATEST HITS. 1322 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:11,061 - I GOT THE MIX RATIO RIGHT, MEESH. 1323 01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:13,230 WE'RE ON OUR WAY NOW. 1324 01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:15,232 THIS IS THE HOMESTRETCH. 1325 01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:17,401 FOUR MORE PIES IN THE OVEN, LAST ROTATION. 1326 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:20,337 I DID IT. 1327 01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,072 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 1328 01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:24,341 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME MAKING THESE PIES, MEESH. 1329 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,344 - YOU GOT HIGHER 1330 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:30,314 THAN ANY HUMAN HAS EVER GOTTEN? 1331 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:32,182 - NO. 1332 01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:34,351 I REALIZED 1333 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,286 I WANNA BE A DAD. 1334 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,289 I REALLY, REALLY WANNA BE A FATHER. 1335 01:07:39,323 --> 01:07:42,159 - COME HERE. 1336 01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:46,696 COME HERE. - COME ON. 1337 01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:48,665 - COME HERE. 1338 01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:51,668 I KNOW YOU DO. I KNOW. 1339 01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:53,670 - I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME HOME THIS WEEKEND. 1340 01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:55,605 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU, MAN. 1341 01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:57,374 - I'M REALLY GLAD I'M HERE, TOO. 1342 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:12,756 WELL, THAT WAS SOME THANKSGIVIN' DINNER, WASN'T IT? 1343 01:08:12,789 --> 01:08:15,292 YOU KNOW I DID THAT, RIGHT? 1344 01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:16,760 DROPPED OUTTA COLLEGE. 1345 01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:18,295 RIGHT AFTER MY FIRST SEMESTER. 1346 01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,164 I HAD TO GET THE HELL OUTTA TALLAHASSEE. 1347 01:08:20,197 --> 01:08:22,299 WHOLE THING DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. 1348 01:08:25,669 --> 01:08:28,172 - OH, YEAH. YEAH. 1349 01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:30,374 AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE NEXT FOUR YEARS. 1350 01:08:30,407 --> 01:08:33,410 I SPENT SOME OF THAT TIME IN JAIL 1351 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:35,712 ON ACCOUNT OF HAVING STABBED MY STEP-DADDY. 1352 01:08:35,745 --> 01:08:38,582 IT WAS A FAIRLY TYPICAL DOMESTIC DISPUTE 1353 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,317 OVER A HORNET'S NEST. 1354 01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:43,453 - YOU MEAN, THE SITUATION WAS LIKE A HORNET'S NEST? 1355 01:08:43,487 --> 01:08:45,922 - NO, NO. WE WAS FIGHTIN' OVER A HORNET'S NEST. 1356 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,592 HE THOUGHT IT WAS HIS, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE. 1357 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:52,162 BUT I LEARNED SO MUCH IN JAIL. 1358 01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:54,164 AND THEN I WENT TO HAWAII, 1359 01:08:54,198 --> 01:08:57,234 AND I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT, 'CAUSE SHE TOLD ME 1360 01:08:57,267 --> 01:08:59,669 THAT THE HOT TUB WAS GONNA KILL ALL THE SPERM. 1361 01:08:59,703 --> 01:09:01,171 TURNS OUT THAT WASN'T TRUE. 1362 01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:02,739 TURNED OUT SHE WANTED TO GET PREGNANT 1363 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:05,375 'CAUSE SHE WAS IN A CULT AND SHE HAD TO GIVE THEM A CHILD. 1364 01:09:05,409 --> 01:09:07,611 CHILD'S STILL WITH THE CULT FOR ALL I KNOW. 1365 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,313 I'M--I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SEE IT. 1366 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:11,748 OTHERWISE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WOULD BE ITS DADDY. 1367 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:14,551 POINT IS, THOSE ARE THE YEARS THAT I WOULD'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE. 1368 01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:17,487 AND I LEARNED SO MUCH MORE 1369 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:18,822 JUST BEING OUT IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW? 1370 01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:21,225 AND A LITTLE BIT IN JAIL. 1371 01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:32,436 - THANKS, MITCH. - HEY, ANY TIME. 1372 01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:41,278 HEY, YOU NEED SOME CLEAN PISS, YOU LET ME KNOW. 1373 01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:43,613 I GOT A GUY. 1374 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:46,616 [Daniel Wilson's Will You playing] 1375 01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:54,791 * 1376 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,832 - * COME ON NOW 1377 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,768 * WILL YOU WAIT? 1378 01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:10,307 * I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD WAIT * 1379 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:14,511 * AND I WAS WONDERING TO MY SEAMS * 1380 01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:18,282 * IS THAT US THAT ALL WE DREAMED * 1381 01:10:20,484 --> 01:10:23,287 * I WAS WONDERING 1382 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:27,891 * IF I COULD WAIT FOR YOU 1383 01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:32,462 * I WAS WONDERING 1384 01:10:32,496 --> 01:10:37,367 * WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME? 1385 01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:40,437 * I CAN'T WAIT ANY MORE 1386 01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:43,973 * IF YOU CHOOSE ME, I COULD CHOOSE YOU * 1387 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:45,675 * OR NOTHING AT ALL 1388 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:47,711 * I NEED YOU LIKE I USED TO * 1389 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:50,414 * I CAN'T WAIT ANY MORE 1390 01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:53,617 * IF YOU CHOOSE ME, I COULD CHOOSE YOU * 1391 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:55,585 * OR NOTHING AT ALL 1392 01:10:55,619 --> 01:10:56,520 * I NEED YOU 1393 01:10:56,553 --> 01:10:59,489 * I CAN'T WAIT ANY MORE 1394 01:10:59,523 --> 01:11:01,691 * IF YOU CHOOSE ME, I COULD CHOOSE YOU * 1395 01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:04,761 - HEY. OKAY, UM, 1396 01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:07,331 SO I JUST--I WANTED TO SAY 1397 01:11:07,364 --> 01:11:08,532 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1398 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:09,733 IT WAS--IT WAS STUPID. 1399 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:12,068 I DON'T KNOW WHY I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO DRINK THAT MUCH. 1400 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,803 I SAID A BUNCH OF STUPID THINGS 1401 01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:15,905 I KNOW FOR A FACT AREN'T TRUE, 1402 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,741 BUT THE REASON THAT I'M HERE 1403 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:19,543 IS BECAUSE I FEEL DIFFERENT. 1404 01:11:19,576 --> 01:11:24,013 AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THAT'S BECAUSE OF YOU. 1405 01:11:24,047 --> 01:11:26,015 I SPENT THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS SAYING GOOD-BYE 1406 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:27,517 TO SO MANY THINGS, 1407 01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:30,320 AND I'M NOT READY TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOU YET. 1408 01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:33,089 - * WAIT ANY MORE IF YOU CHOOSE ME * 1409 01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:37,060 * I COULD CHOOSE YOU, CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE * 1410 01:11:40,597 --> 01:11:42,632 - THANK YOU 1411 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:45,869 FOR SAYING THAT, 1412 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:49,005 BUT I'M SORRY. 1413 01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:53,443 I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK OUT. 1414 01:11:53,477 --> 01:11:55,078 I'M JUST ADMITTING IT TO MYSELF. 1415 01:11:55,111 --> 01:11:57,847 I'M SORRY, SCOTT. 1416 01:11:57,881 --> 01:12:00,717 I'M TOO WEIRD. 1417 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,686 I'M TOO SENSITIVE. 1418 01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:05,522 I CAN'T REALLY BE, LIKE, PHYSICAL WITH YOU 1419 01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:07,424 WHEN I KNOW THAT YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. 1420 01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:09,559 - NO, TORI, IF YOU-- - NO, I'M SORRY. 1421 01:12:09,593 --> 01:12:11,828 I WISH I WAS DIFFERENT. 1422 01:12:11,861 --> 01:12:14,564 I'M SORRY. 1423 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:28,612 * 1424 01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:31,548 - WOW. 1425 01:12:31,581 --> 01:12:33,650 DID YOU EAT? 1426 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:36,753 - NOT A CHANCE. I JUST ORDERED SO THEY'D LET US SIT HERE. 1427 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:39,055 - I FOLLOWED YOUR LEAD. 1428 01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:47,731 - I'M GONNA MISS PHIL. 1429 01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:51,668 - HE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. 1430 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:57,607 I MEAN, WOULDN'T THAT BE KIND OF WEIRD AFTER A WHILE? 1431 01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:59,809 - NO. 1432 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:02,612 I DON'T KNOW. YES. I HATE THIS. 1433 01:13:02,646 --> 01:13:05,048 - YEAH. 1434 01:13:05,081 --> 01:13:11,421 - [indistinct television chatter] 1435 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:26,636 - YOU--YOU OWE ME THIS. 1436 01:13:26,670 --> 01:13:28,638 YOU KNOW YOU OWE ME. YOU HAVE TO DO IT. 1437 01:13:28,672 --> 01:13:30,607 COME ON, NECK FACE GUY. 1438 01:13:32,609 --> 01:13:35,011 DO--DO YOUR MOM'S COUSIN MARK. 1439 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:37,514 OH, MY GOD. 1440 01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:39,549 ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME CREEPY DOLL. YOU KNOW I WANT IT. 1441 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:42,018 GIVE ME CREEPY DOLL. 1442 01:13:42,051 --> 01:13:44,020 DO THE--THE SPANISH MAN. 1443 01:13:44,053 --> 01:13:46,055 OKAY. - ESPAÑOL. 1444 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:48,091 - NO. NO. THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN DOING. 1445 01:13:48,124 --> 01:13:50,760 THE ONE YOU WERE DOING THE OTHER DAY. 1446 01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:54,464 - THAT WAS A VOICE. - YEAH, DO THE VOICE. 1447 01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:56,232 WANT ME DO THE VOICE? 1448 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:58,134 WHY NOT DO IT FOR YOU ALL THE TIME? 1449 01:13:58,167 --> 01:14:01,471 I'M GONNA MISS THIS. 1450 01:14:01,505 --> 01:14:02,872 I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 1451 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,240 - STOP. 1452 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:06,075 - CAN'T MAKE IT A JOKE. COME ON. 1453 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:08,077 YOU REALLY HAVE TO MISS ME. 1454 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:10,980 - I'LL MISS YOU. 1455 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:28,732 HEY. 1456 01:14:28,765 --> 01:14:30,967 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, I GUESS. 1457 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,702 - PHIL CALLED ME OVER TO HELP OUT 1458 01:14:32,736 --> 01:14:35,839 SINCE YOU'RE ALL BANGED UP. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1459 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:39,242 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. MOST OF IT WASN'T YOU. 1460 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:41,811 - GOOD. 1461 01:14:41,845 --> 01:14:43,847 YOU KNOW NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN HER AND I, 1462 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,549 IF YOU'RE WONDERING. - NO, I DON'T WANNA KNOW. 1463 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:47,050 - SHE JUST NEEDED SOMETHING, MAN. 1464 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:50,019 - PETROFF, IT'S COOL. 1465 01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:52,756 - ALL RIGHT. 1466 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:56,560 - YOU SEEN THE INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE? 1467 01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:58,595 WEIRD FUCKIN' WEEKEND. 1468 01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:00,664 - HEY, WHEN YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS GET A CHANCE, 1469 01:15:00,697 --> 01:15:03,166 THERE'S A FEW MORE BOXES IN THE BASEMENT. 1470 01:15:07,737 --> 01:15:09,606 I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT, 1471 01:15:09,639 --> 01:15:11,274 'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T REALLY MARRY FOR LOVE 1472 01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:13,777 THEY MARRIED FOR CONVENIENCE. 1473 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,812 - HEY, MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO STOP WATCHING TV. 1474 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:18,748 - NO, SHE DIDN'T. - OKAY, I'M SAYING IT. 1475 01:15:18,782 --> 01:15:20,750 - LEAVE ME ALONE. 1476 01:15:20,784 --> 01:15:22,085 - ARE YOU GONNA GO 1477 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:24,821 TO PHIL AND SCOTT'S TONIGHT? 1478 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:27,156 JEN STEINACKER CALLED AND TOLD US ABOUT IT, 1479 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:30,326 SOMETHING ABOUT PIE. - I LOVE PIE. 1480 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:32,228 - I'M MANNING YOUR PARTY TONIGHT, DUH. 1481 01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:35,865 - YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN MAKE AN EARLY EXIT. DUH! 1482 01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:37,967 I MEAN, COURTNEY AND I ARE PROBABLY GONNA GO AFTER. 1483 01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:39,769 - YEAH, TOTALLY. 1484 01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:42,271 - OKAY, LOOK. 1485 01:15:42,305 --> 01:15:45,008 I'M GOING TO LAY SOMETHING OUT ON YOU HERE. 1486 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:48,978 WE WERE TOTALLY SPYING ON YOU AND SCOTT. 1487 01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:52,682 YOU ARE BEING A PRUDE PIECE OF SHIT. 1488 01:15:52,716 --> 01:15:54,718 COME ON, YOU GOTTA LIVE A LITTLE. 1489 01:15:54,751 --> 01:15:56,886 YOU CAN'T BE ALL PROTECTED IN YOUR BLANKIE. 1490 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,688 - LEAVE ME ALONE! 1491 01:15:58,722 --> 01:16:02,058 - YOUR VAGINA IS GOING TO FALL OFF UNLESS YOU USE IT. 1492 01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:05,161 - THAT IS NOT A NICE THING TO SAY! 1493 01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:07,897 - STOP WATCHING TV! 1494 01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:10,099 - NO! 1495 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:26,049 * 1496 01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:37,026 - * PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN 1497 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:40,664 * YOU'RE GONNA BREAK YOUR BACK * 1498 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:45,401 * NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN 1499 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:48,738 * I WILL SHOW YOU THAT 1500 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:54,177 * USELESS CELEBRATIONS 1501 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:58,314 * FORCED THEIR DESECRATIONS 1502 01:16:58,347 --> 01:17:01,084 * YOU AND ALL THE BOYS 1503 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:04,788 * SHOULD FOLLOW THIS INSTEAD 1504 01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:09,292 * SURRENDER 1505 01:17:09,325 --> 01:17:11,895 * TIME TO SURRENDER 1506 01:17:11,928 --> 01:17:15,331 - GUYS! GUYS, IF YOU WANT TO WIN IN THE THIRD ROUND, 1507 01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:17,834 YOU HAVE TO-- YOU HAVE TO DO MNEMONICS. 1508 01:17:17,867 --> 01:17:20,203 WITH--WITH YOUR WHOLE BODY, LIKE, ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 1509 01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:22,005 YEAH. 1510 01:17:22,038 --> 01:17:24,073 - MONET! - A WESTERN PAINTER! 1511 01:17:24,107 --> 01:17:27,076 A WESTERN PAINTER. - I HAVE NO IDEA. 1512 01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:28,077 - CHARLIE CHAPLIN! 1513 01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:37,253 - * TO GO AND FIGHT BACK 1514 01:17:38,955 --> 01:17:46,930 * 1515 01:17:56,072 --> 01:17:57,206 - TORI! HEY! 1516 01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:01,945 TORI, NO! 1517 01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:03,246 HEY! 1518 01:18:06,082 --> 01:18:08,885 AH. - OW. 1519 01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:10,987 ARE YOU OKAY? 1520 01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,891 OH, GOD. 1521 01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:17,961 - OKAY, A GRATING SOUND OR FEELING 1522 01:18:17,994 --> 01:18:20,263 WHEN THE NOSE IS TOUCHED OR RUBBED, 1523 01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:22,899 SWELLING OF THE NOSE, NOSE PAIN... 1524 01:18:22,932 --> 01:18:26,135 - OH, NOSE PAIN, YEAH. - CROOKED OR BENT APPEARANCE, 1525 01:18:26,169 --> 01:18:30,106 OKAY, IT SAYS THAT IT ISN'T BROKEN 1526 01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,008 IF IT DOESN'T LOOK BROKEN. 1527 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,943 - OKAY. - AND IT LOOKS-- 1528 01:18:33,977 --> 01:18:36,479 IT LOOKS GOOD. - OKAY. 1529 01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:38,982 - OH, YOU GOT BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT. 1530 01:18:39,015 --> 01:18:42,418 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. I STILL NEED TO DO MY LAUNDRY. 1531 01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:44,320 WHY WERE YOU RUNNING? 1532 01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:47,924 - DIDN'T WANT TO MISS THE FREE PIE. 1533 01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:52,996 - PHIL MIGHT HAVE PIE FOR EVERYBODY IN TOWN. 1534 01:18:53,029 --> 01:18:54,964 EVEN YOU, POOPDICK. 1535 01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:14,350 - I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU, SCOTT KARAZEWSKI. 1536 01:19:14,383 --> 01:19:17,020 - WELL, DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH. 1537 01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:20,289 MY FLIGHT DOESN'T LEAVE UNTIL 11:40. 1538 01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:36,873 - I WANT TO. 1539 01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:38,541 DO YOU WANT TO? 1540 01:19:38,574 --> 01:19:40,977 - NO, I'M GOOD. THANKS. 1541 01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:22,852 - NO. 1542 01:20:22,886 --> 01:20:24,487 - SORRY. 1543 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:28,024 - THAT'S OKAY. I OWED YOU ONE. 1544 01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:44,440 - OH, THANK YOU. 1545 01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:06,095 - [indistinct chatter over television] 1546 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:21,144 [Daniel Wilson's Young Rubbish playing] 1547 01:21:21,177 --> 01:21:22,979 * WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG 1548 01:21:23,012 --> 01:21:25,148 * YOU CAN BE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA BE * 1549 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,317 * WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG 1550 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,689 * YOU CAN STAY ANYWHERE YOU WANNA STAY * 1551 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,959 * SO STAY YOUNG FOREVER 1552 01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:38,027 - THEY SAY YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN, 1553 01:21:38,061 --> 01:21:40,163 AND I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT THAT MEANT. 1554 01:21:40,196 --> 01:21:43,566 I MEAN, YES I CAN. I GO HOME ALL THE TIME. 1555 01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,503 I DO MY LAUNDRY AND RUN INTO PEOPLE I DON'T WANT TO, 1556 01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:51,340 AND IT PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS SUCKS. 1557 01:21:51,374 --> 01:21:57,180 - * BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA-BA 1558 01:21:57,213 --> 01:21:59,248 * BA BA 1559 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:00,616 * BA BA-BA 1560 01:22:00,649 --> 01:22:02,451 - WHEN I MISS SOMETHING, 1561 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:05,221 IT'S USUALLY A CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE 1562 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:07,056 AT A CERTAIN TIME. 1563 01:22:07,090 --> 01:22:09,692 THAT I KNOW CAN NEVER BE RE-CREATED. 1564 01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:15,364 SUMMER CAMP, 1565 01:22:15,398 --> 01:22:18,167 THAT FAMILY TRIP WITH THE MUGS... 1566 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:23,272 HIGH SCHOOL. 1567 01:22:23,306 --> 01:22:24,607 - * WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG 1568 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,376 - THANKS FOR LETTING ME DRIVE YOU. 1569 01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:29,712 - * YOU WANNA STAY 1570 01:22:29,745 --> 01:22:31,480 * SO STAY YOUNG 1571 01:22:31,514 --> 01:22:34,617 - THAT TIME WE BROKE INTO THE GYMNASIUM, 1572 01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:38,154 THAT TIME WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, 1573 01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:40,123 THAT TIME WITH THE GOLF CART, 1574 01:22:40,156 --> 01:22:43,159 THAT TIME WITH THE STICKY BUNS. 1575 01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:44,527 - * IS YOUR OWN 1576 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:48,164 * JUST STAY UNGROWN 1577 01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:54,737 * BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA-BA BA 1578 01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:57,240 - JOHN UPDIKE, WHO GREW UP IN P.A. 1579 01:22:57,273 --> 01:22:59,575 NOW FAR FROM HOLLIDAYSBURG, WROTE, 1580 01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:02,678 "EACH DAY WE WAKE SLIGHTLY ALTERED 1581 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:05,314 "AND THE PERSON WE WERE YESTERDAY IS DEAD. 1582 01:23:05,348 --> 01:23:08,584 "SO WHY BE AFRAID OF DEATH, 1583 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:11,620 WHEN DEATH COMES ALL THE TIME?" 1584 01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:14,057 I UNDERLINED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT QUOTE. 1585 01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:18,494 THERE'S JUST SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE IDEA 1586 01:23:18,527 --> 01:23:21,230 OF DYING EVERY DAY 1587 01:23:21,264 --> 01:23:23,366 AND OF BEING BORN, 1588 01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:25,268 AND BORN, 1589 01:23:25,301 --> 01:23:27,636 AND BORN. 1590 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:33,442 - * BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA-BA BA 1591 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:41,450 * BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA-BA BA 1592 01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:48,757 * BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA-BA BA 1593 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:56,565 * BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA-BA BA 1594 01:23:58,767 --> 01:24:04,240 * BA-BA-BA BA BA BA BA-BA BA 1595 01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:33,336 [Daniel Wilson's Please Dream Again playing] 1596 01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:38,641 * 1597 01:24:38,674 --> 01:24:42,278 - * GIVE ME ONE SINGLE BREAK 1598 01:24:42,311 --> 01:24:44,347 * AND I'LL 1599 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:47,550 * GIVE YOU MY HEART 1600 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:51,387 * GIVE ME ONE SINGLE BREAK 1601 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:52,721 * AND I'LL 1602 01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:55,524 * GIVE YOU MY HEART 1603 01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,427 * FROM THE START 1604 01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:02,698 * OH, FROM THE START 1605 01:25:05,201 --> 01:25:08,404 * GIVE ME ONE SINGLE BREAK 1606 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:10,473 * AND I'LL 1607 01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:13,442 * GIVE YOU MY DREAMS 1608 01:25:13,476 --> 01:25:17,380 * GIVE ME ONE SINGLE BREAK 1609 01:25:17,413 --> 01:25:19,482 * AND I'LL 1610 01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:21,484 * GIVE YOU MY DREAMS 1611 01:25:21,517 --> 01:25:23,652 * IT'S WHAT I MEAN 1612 01:25:23,686 --> 01:25:26,422 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1613 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:28,191 * IT'S WHAT I MEAN 1614 01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:30,759 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1615 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,595 * GIVE ME 1616 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:35,431 * GIVE ME 1617 01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:40,869 * GIVE ME 1618 01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:44,340 * GIVE ME YOUR HAND 1619 01:25:44,373 --> 01:25:45,441 * AND I'LL 1620 01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:49,345 * TAKE YOU WITH ME ON THIS 1621 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:53,816 * DREAM 1622 01:25:55,518 --> 01:25:57,286 * DREAM 1623 01:25:59,588 --> 01:26:02,491 * DREAM WITH ME 1624 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:06,262 * 1625 01:26:06,295 --> 01:26:08,297 * OOH OOH-OOH OOH OOH-OOH 1626 01:26:08,331 --> 01:26:10,599 * OOH-OOH OOH-OOH OOH OOH 1627 01:26:10,633 --> 01:26:11,934 * OOH OOH-OOH OOH OOH-OOH 1628 01:26:11,967 --> 01:26:14,570 * OOH-OOH OOH-OOH OOH OOH 1629 01:26:14,603 --> 01:26:16,705 - * IT'S WHAT I NEED 1630 01:26:16,739 --> 01:26:18,541 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1631 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:21,310 * IT'S WHAT I NEED 1632 01:26:21,344 --> 01:26:22,678 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1633 01:26:22,711 --> 01:26:24,680 * IT'S WHAT I NEED 1634 01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:27,250 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1635 01:26:27,283 --> 01:26:29,452 * IT'S WHAT I NEED 1636 01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:31,454 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1637 01:26:31,487 --> 01:26:33,689 * IT'S WHAT I NEED 1638 01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:35,991 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1639 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,394 * IT'S WHAT I NEED 1640 01:26:38,427 --> 01:26:40,496 * I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU 1641 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:42,698 * IT'S WHAT I NEED 111666