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Get it all, boys!
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It's not every day
you penetrate Aphrodite's sanctum!
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Now, this is what I call
a treasure chest!
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Who says crime doesn't pay, boys?
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We do.
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Come on.
Come on.
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Down, boy.
Come on.
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Well, now...
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I do believe that's
Tharon's brand, huh?
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Well, you give him
a little message from Xena.
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You tell him to stop looting
or I'll finish off what I started.
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She got me right in the jewels!
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Who's Tharon?
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Someone I thought was dead.
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Couldn't happen to a better guy.
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Imagine...
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sending thugs to rob
my sacred tribute.
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A diamond necklace doesn't qualify
as a religious icon, Aphrodite.
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Don't tell me you're giving
gifts to the poor...
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Oh, as if they could
accessorize with this?
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No, I'm doing something
much more lucra...
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I mean, useful.
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Come, see.
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What's going on here?
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Kindness, charity, compassion...
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Not to mention a 20%
increase in my offerings
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since I let these poor
unfortunates crash here
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while the sisters
try and heal them.
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I can't believe it.
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Aphrodite succoring the ill...
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I am not!
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These people give me things
because they're grateful.
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Who's this?
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That's Daphne.
Pretty, isn't she?
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She's been like that
since she got here.
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The sisters don't
have very much hope.
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They say there's nothing they can do.
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She's lost her will to live.
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Where are her parents?
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They say her mother's dead...
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but her father comes by every morning
on his way to work at the docks.
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He should be here.
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Kid, if I could
trade places with ya...
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give you a second chance,
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
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Ok, I'll do it.
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Xena!
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Hey...
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What did you do?
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I can switch Daphne's
life force with Xena's.
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Who knows...
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Maybe it'll give her the strength
she needs to get better.
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What about her baby?
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Oh, it'll be fine.
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It just stays in Xena's body
and gets plenty of rest.
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- Xena...
- Where am I?
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Who are you?
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Where's my mommy?
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It's ok. Daphne, it's ok.
We're your friends.
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Who are you calling Daphne?
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Gabrielle, it's me.
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- Xena?
- Who else?
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Take a look.
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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Little Problems
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What happened?
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Aphrodite?
What happened?
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It's a good question.
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Guess I didn't complete the switch.
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- I'm scared.
- You're scared?
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Daphne... I'm Gabrielle.
This is...
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This is the goddess Aphrodite.
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I think she's put Xena
into your body...
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but it's only temporary,
because she's going to switch it back.
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- Right?
- Right!
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Just as soon as I figure out how.
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Daphne...
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- You're awake.
- Yes, Father.
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Where is Mother?
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She's...
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Well, come on now.
Let's get you home.
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We'll talk there.
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Wait. I have...
I have a friend in your daughter.
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Don't worry, Gabrielle.
I'll be fine.
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You just take care of things here
until you work out what's wrong.
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Ok... Daphne.
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Come on, girl.
Let's go.
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Coming, Father.
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Boy, talk about
failure to communicate...
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Says the god who can't pull off
a simple body switch?
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Oh, relax! I'll figure it out!
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I just need to think.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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Xena... here?
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She said... if you keep looting...
she'll finish what she started.
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Well, let her try.
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I'm a lot tougher than
when we first tangled.
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- And a lot smarter too.
- You gonna take her?
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- Like candy from a baby.
- Yes.
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I've waited ten years for the chance
to do unto Xena what she did to me.
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Now you take your men
and scour the town.
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A woman like Xena
won't be hard to find.
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Now go!
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Mom?
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Where is she?
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You said you'd tell me
when we got home.
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I know.
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It's just...
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Mom? Mom?
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Where are you?
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Daphne...
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Your mother...
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She's dead.
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No, no.
She can't be.
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Daphne, stop it. Come on,
settle down now. You hear?
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Stop it!
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What about this one?
Hensbane.
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A medicinal herb used to separate
man's mind from his powers.
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No hensbane.
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Besides, we don't want
to separate minds.
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We need to separate
two souls from one body.
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- Uh, makeover tips!
- Aphrodite, we don't have all day!
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Right. Tell me about it.
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If we don't get Xena out of
Daphne's body by sundown
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she's trapped there forever.
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Plus which I would miss the big
rave at the Gemini Club.
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Word is, Castor and Pollux
themselves are gonna show up.
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- And I hear the band...
- What did you say?
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The part about Xena
being trapped forever?
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No, about Castor and Pollux.
They're Zeus' twins, right?
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Two souls, trapped in one body.
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Bingo.
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The original two-for-one boys.
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- I call 'em double trouble.
- Spare me the details.
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Didn't one of them create an oil?
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An oil that can separate them
in times of battle?
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That would be Castor.
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Keeps it in a little pouch around
his belt just in case of emergencies.
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Ok, we better find a safe place
to hide Xena's body.
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Give me a hand.
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And risk a law suit if I drop her?
I don't think so.
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Why don't I just
like zap her with a...?
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Haven't you done enough?
Look at her.
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Promise me that you will not
use your magic any more today.
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Thank you.
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I forgot you were there.
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No wonder.
You've had a lot to deal with, huh?
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- Yeah... My mother.
- Daphne, I know.
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I'm sorry. I know you must
have loved her very much.
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I did.
And now she's gone.
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I don't even know how it happened.
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You will.
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Listen, it's gonna take your dad
a little while to find the words
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- but he's gonna tell you.
- No, he won't.
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You were there on the ride home.
You saw.
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We never talk.
We never have.
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Then maybe now
is the time to start...
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for both of you.
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Careful, careful.
Easy, easy.
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Uh, watch the head!
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Thanks, I couldn't have
done it without you.
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Can you help me get her up here?
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Please?
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Hurry up.
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Back off!
I'm carrying for two here!
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- I'll just wrap around.
- Don't bother!
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We'll take her as is.
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If you goons think
you're taking her anywhere
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then you're dumber than you look.
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No news there.
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I mean, how smart is it to take
a soulless body, anyway?
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Smarter than babbling about it.
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Soulless?
What does that mean?
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Gods...
They're so mysterious...
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Oh, yeah?
Well, figure this one out!
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- Testy, too.
- Enough charades!
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We want Xena!
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Then you're gonna have
to come through me to get her.
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Not a problem.
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Wait!
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I wish you could have seen that one.
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You go, cowgirl!
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Thank you for your help again.
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Oh, well, these are new nails.
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You think you can stay around long
enough to go to the Gemini Club?
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Does Medusa have bad hair days?
I am so there!
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Aphrodite...
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I know I said "no magic"
but can you seal this cave?
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I don't want Tharon's men
coming back for Xena.
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So now that you need it,
it's ok to use my powers.
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Aren't you afraid
I'm gonna screw it up.
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I'm willing to take that risk.
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All right.
Let's go.
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I'm gonna seal this place up
as tight as a drum.
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00:14:20,969 --> 00:14:22,344
I'll be back for you.
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00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:31,036
Give me a bunch of greens
and a couple of small turnips.
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Daphne, over here.
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Go talk to your father.
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Go on.
Now's as good a time as ever.
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I can't.
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- I don't know what to say.
- About what?
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Nothing.
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Flowers!
Fresh flowers here!
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Daisies and roses!
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Very pretty, aren't they?
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They were my mother's favorite.
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She always said...
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"A rose is the crown
of your garden..."
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"but a daisy is its heart."
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- You talking to yourself?
- Sort 'a.
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Go on, Daphne, say something to him.
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- I can't.
- Can't what?
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I can't believe you know that.
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About the daisies, I mean.
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They were mother's favorite.
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Well, come on now.
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We can't eat flowers.
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Whoa, boy!
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Lookout!
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Get out of the way!
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- Lookout!
- Come back here!
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Stop!
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Slow down!
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Come, boy.
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Thanks.
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Daphne!
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Daphne!
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- You all right?
- Yeah. I'm ok.
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Come on, let's go.
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00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:09,358
Excuse me.
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00:17:10,943 --> 00:17:11,951
Pardon me.
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Whoa, hey!
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Where do you think you're going?
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00:17:17,676 --> 00:17:18,660
Inside?
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Honestly, help, these days.
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- Names?
- We're not on your list.
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00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,163
- We need...
- Clearly you don't know who I am.
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00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:26,907
- Hi.
- I know who you're not.
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- And that's twins.
- Hi.
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Theme party.
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I don't see double.
You don't get in.
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Oh, you're gonna see
double, all right?
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I have a plan.
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Are you insane?
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I'm tellin' you, boss.
It was her.
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Xena... in the body of a child.
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00:17:49,812 --> 00:17:51,007
It all fits.
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00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:54,637
What that goddess said
about the soulless body...
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00:17:55,712 --> 00:17:58,376
The way that little girl
stopped those horses...
258
00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:00,760
And that war cry...
259
00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:02,823
It's Xena, all right!
260
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,218
Well, there's only
one way to find out.
261
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,461
Get the girl.
262
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,106
Go.
263
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:45,553
Daphne...
264
00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:48,323
Go away.
265
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,021
Try again.
266
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,766
Daphne, he's your father.
267
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:07,792
So?
268
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,118
What?
269
00:19:09,876 --> 00:19:10,923
Nothing.
270
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:17,645
There is something...
271
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:20,864
about Mother.
272
00:19:21,669 --> 00:19:22,736
How did she die?
273
00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:29,548
- It's no concern for a child.
- But I have to know what happened.
274
00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:33,366
- She was my mother.
- And my wife, so leave it be.
275
00:19:34,284 --> 00:19:36,432
It's enough she's gone.
Do you have to keep reminding me?
276
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:52,939
Check them out!
277
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,466
Hello, darlings!
278
00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:05,533
Haven't seen you girls here before.
279
00:20:06,614 --> 00:20:08,005
Wir new in town.
280
00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:10,408
I'm Bruna.
281
00:20:11,422 --> 00:20:13,063
- She's...
- Hilda.
282
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:15,299
You're twins?
283
00:20:15,323 --> 00:20:16,674
Ja!
284
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,893
Identical.
285
00:20:19,731 --> 00:20:21,552
So how come you're taller
than she is?
286
00:20:23,383 --> 00:20:26,570
This simple.
I got the looks...
287
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,093
und mein sister got...
288
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:32,090
muscles.
289
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,530
Das good, ja?
290
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:38,096
We wrestle in oil.
291
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:42,490
- You have such things, ja?
- Oh, yeah.
292
00:20:42,687 --> 00:20:43,687
Ja.
293
00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:45,375
Just step inside.
294
00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:48,716
And save me a match, will ya?
295
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,716
Mommy, why did you leave me?
296
00:21:24,474 --> 00:21:28,492
Please, I need you.
I want to be with you.
297
00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:33,881
Trust me, little girl.
That... can be arranged.
298
00:21:39,804 --> 00:21:42,413
I don't understand.
Who are you?
299
00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:44,840
Nice try, Xena.
300
00:21:47,335 --> 00:21:50,530
You... sure picked one
helluva place to hide.
301
00:21:51,237 --> 00:21:52,010
Xena...
302
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,127
It's all right, Daphne.
I'm here.
303
00:21:54,908 --> 00:21:58,150
I need you to relax.
Give me total control of your body.
304
00:21:59,465 --> 00:22:00,231
Ok.
305
00:22:01,264 --> 00:22:04,421
An old friend of yours
wants to say hello.
306
00:22:05,756 --> 00:22:07,131
If you're talking about Tharon...
307
00:22:07,156 --> 00:22:10,276
you can tell him I'm as interested
in what he has to say
308
00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:12,543
as I am in darning socks.
309
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,823
You can tell him personally
when you're kneelin' at his feet.
310
00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:21,559
Turn around now and
save yourself the humiliation.
311
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,947
For some reason,
you don't scare me, kid.
312
00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,130
Really?
313
00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:30,240
Maybe this'll help.
314
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:48,029
Next time,
pick on someone your own size.
315
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,120
Take her down!
316
00:22:59,885 --> 00:23:02,552
Oh, yeah!
Ride her like a Hydra!
317
00:23:03,103 --> 00:23:04,181
Thataway!
318
00:23:07,578 --> 00:23:09,047
God!
That's gotta hurt!
319
00:23:11,953 --> 00:23:13,078
There they are.
320
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,659
Come on. Oh, yeah.
That's it.
321
00:23:18,684 --> 00:23:22,067
- It's hanging below his belt.
- Yeah, I noticed.
322
00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:24,235
The oil, Aphrodite.
323
00:23:24,608 --> 00:23:26,201
Right.
I knew that.
324
00:23:41,271 --> 00:23:44,248
If you're lookin' to double your pleasure,
you've come to the right place.
325
00:23:44,797 --> 00:23:47,242
- He's Pollux.
- He's Castor.
326
00:23:48,330 --> 00:23:52,209
Und I am Bruna.
And this is my sister, Hilda.
327
00:23:53,187 --> 00:23:55,687
Just in from... Valholland.
328
00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:04,288
Wha'd he say?
329
00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:05,992
Just nod.
330
00:24:10,807 --> 00:24:13,393
You speak our language
with such ease.
331
00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:16,530
My brother and I pride ourselves
on being 'cunning linguists.
332
00:24:17,946 --> 00:24:21,446
Say... How 'bout we warm up
with a little oil wrestling?
333
00:24:22,276 --> 00:24:24,042
You read our minds!
334
00:24:24,067 --> 00:24:26,419
Ja, you bad boys.
335
00:24:26,902 --> 00:24:28,192
Time for a spanking?
336
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:32,990
Now, sister. We need to save some
for the imagination, ja.
337
00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,214
Good point.
Let us away, ladies.
338
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:54,854
Wow! Did you see how high
that guy went up in the air?
339
00:24:54,879 --> 00:24:56,856
And the look on his face
when I flipped over him?
340
00:24:56,881 --> 00:24:58,326
Don't have too much fun, Daphne.
341
00:24:58,544 --> 00:25:00,138
Fighting should always
be a least resort.
342
00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:02,561
And hearing myself say
all those things.
343
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,594
I hope I can stand up for
myself like that someday.
344
00:25:05,619 --> 00:25:07,347
Well, what makes you think
you can't do it now?
345
00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:09,270
I just wish Father could
have been there to see it.
346
00:25:09,495 --> 00:25:10,964
He would have been so proud...
347
00:25:11,534 --> 00:25:13,128
even if it wasn't really me.
348
00:25:15,471 --> 00:25:19,229
I know it may be hard to see this,
Daphne, but your father loves you.
349
00:25:20,492 --> 00:25:23,070
And he is proud of you. He just
doesn't always know how to show it.
350
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:26,061
- Because he misses Mother?
- Sure, that's a large part of it.
351
00:25:26,198 --> 00:25:27,425
I miss her too.
352
00:25:28,864 --> 00:25:29,919
I know you do.
353
00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:31,595
And it may not seem fair
354
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:34,128
but you're gonna have to grow up
a little faster than you thought.
355
00:25:34,386 --> 00:25:36,073
It's just you and your dad now.
356
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,807
You're gonna have to learn
to take care of each other.
357
00:25:42,387 --> 00:25:45,479
Are you tellin' me the little
girl did this to ya?
358
00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:48,337
Wha'd she do?
359
00:25:48,649 --> 00:25:50,368
Club you with her lollipop?
360
00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:54,730
She may look like a child,
but she has Xena's skill.
361
00:25:58,672 --> 00:25:59,820
No wonder.
362
00:26:00,632 --> 00:26:03,163
You have the reflexes
of a pregnant tortoise.
363
00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:05,279
Now, get up.
364
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,002
That leather-clad bitch
took half my face.
365
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:14,045
And if I do nothing else
in this lifetime,
366
00:26:14,069 --> 00:26:16,432
I'll make her scream
in agony for it.
367
00:26:16,457 --> 00:26:18,582
- I'll need more men.
- No, you won't.
368
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:23,918
We'll take away Xena's advantage,
by luring her to us.
369
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,060
A dash more salt.
370
00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:45,938
- Where'd you learn to cook?
- My mom taught me.
371
00:26:46,358 --> 00:26:48,842
My mother's a great cook,
but it never rubbed off on me.
372
00:26:49,793 --> 00:26:51,879
- What about your dad?
- What about him?
373
00:26:52,156 --> 00:26:53,164
What's he like?
374
00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:55,126
He's dead.
375
00:26:56,707 --> 00:26:57,778
Do you miss him?
376
00:26:59,272 --> 00:27:00,514
I never really knew him.
377
00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:03,743
He wasn't a very good man from
all the stories I've heard, but...
378
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:05,549
I guess I...
379
00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:08,288
I guess I miss the idea of him.
380
00:27:09,714 --> 00:27:11,347
That makes us kind
of the same, Xena.
381
00:27:12,217 --> 00:27:13,459
We both had bad luck.
382
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,654
Well, I've never thought
about it that way.
383
00:27:15,921 --> 00:27:17,913
I guess I always felt lucky
to have my mother...
384
00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:20,006
just like you're lucky
to have your father.
385
00:27:21,401 --> 00:27:23,198
And he is very lucky to have you.
386
00:27:27,115 --> 00:27:29,712
Now, the main event!
The grapple in the grease!
387
00:27:29,713 --> 00:27:32,744
The toil in the oil!
Lude-mania!
388
00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:36,477
I feel like I've been basted!
389
00:27:36,502 --> 00:27:38,408
We get the oil and
we get out of here.
390
00:27:38,722 --> 00:27:40,464
Ready to get slippery, ladies?
391
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:54,023
- Will you cut it out?
- Sorry.
392
00:28:08,903 --> 00:28:10,169
Guten tag!
393
00:28:21,943 --> 00:28:22,935
Come on!
394
00:28:37,393 --> 00:28:39,066
I think I'm in love.
395
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:43,916
Your winners are...
Bruna and Hilda!
396
00:28:47,154 --> 00:28:48,591
Hey, you're not twins!
397
00:28:49,245 --> 00:28:50,206
We're not?
398
00:28:50,722 --> 00:28:51,954
You lied to me?
399
00:28:52,528 --> 00:28:54,427
Hey, what happened
to your accents?
400
00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:57,207
- It comes and goes.
- What's going on here?
401
00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:01,750
It's a shameless exploitation
of the female form. That's what.
402
00:29:01,751 --> 00:29:03,103
You should all be ashamed.
403
00:29:06,698 --> 00:29:08,276
Hey!
She stole my oil!
404
00:29:10,778 --> 00:29:11,895
That's our cue!
405
00:29:22,104 --> 00:29:24,517
- Hey, nice cast.
- Thanks.
406
00:29:24,542 --> 00:29:26,870
I've seen my dad do
it a million times.
407
00:29:27,153 --> 00:29:30,130
I've never tried it myself.
I wanna surprise him with dinner.
408
00:29:39,766 --> 00:29:40,805
What's the matter?
409
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:44,930
Daphne?
410
00:29:46,509 --> 00:29:48,025
I remember what happened.
411
00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:50,031
This place...
412
00:29:51,449 --> 00:29:53,168
- I fell in.
- Daphne!
413
00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:55,053
Get away from the water!
414
00:29:56,784 --> 00:30:00,612
Never... never come to these rocks
again by yourself. Do you hear me?
415
00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:04,665
I fell in and...
416
00:30:05,196 --> 00:30:06,928
Mom dove in after me.
417
00:30:07,666 --> 00:30:10,736
She drowned... and it's my fault.
418
00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:13,526
It's my fault she died!
419
00:30:16,154 --> 00:30:17,326
It's my fault!
420
00:30:21,749 --> 00:30:23,014
It's my fault!
421
00:30:30,846 --> 00:30:31,659
Daphne!
422
00:30:36,761 --> 00:30:37,713
Daphne!
423
00:30:45,656 --> 00:30:47,872
So you're a fisherman, huh?
424
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,860
Well, I hope you won't mind
if we use you as bait.
425
00:30:57,112 --> 00:30:58,010
Get him.
426
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:15,008
Daphne, listen to me.
You couldn't be more wrong.
427
00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:16,971
Your mother's death
is not your fault.
428
00:31:17,879 --> 00:31:19,473
Listen to me, please.
429
00:31:20,265 --> 00:31:22,452
What happened to her
is a terrible thing,
430
00:31:22,476 --> 00:31:24,078
but even if she'd known
she was going to die
431
00:31:24,103 --> 00:31:25,665
she would have done it anyway...
432
00:31:26,005 --> 00:31:28,185
because she loved you that much.
433
00:31:28,482 --> 00:31:30,693
- Do you see?
- How do you know?
434
00:31:30,827 --> 00:31:33,147
Hey, I'm about to be a mother too.
435
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,903
And if you were my little girl,
436
00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:37,404
I would trade my life
for yours in a heartbeat.
437
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,399
I wish my dad felt that way.
438
00:31:41,381 --> 00:31:42,317
Daphne!
439
00:31:46,699 --> 00:31:47,545
Daphne!
440
00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:50,057
Are you ok?
441
00:31:50,561 --> 00:31:51,993
Yeah, I'll be ok.
442
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:54,199
I have to talk to Xena.
443
00:31:56,837 --> 00:31:58,009
I'm here, Gabrielle.
444
00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:02,162
We've been looking for you.
We found this at Daphne's house.
445
00:32:03,766 --> 00:32:06,610
Tharon wants you to give yourself up
in exchange for Daphne's father.
446
00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:08,287
We have to get you
back in your body.
447
00:32:08,939 --> 00:32:11,361
There's no time.
They're gonna kill him by sunset.
448
00:32:11,646 --> 00:32:15,349
I know, Xena, but we have to get you back
in your body by then or we may never.
449
00:32:17,885 --> 00:32:19,205
Then we'll have to split up.
450
00:32:19,682 --> 00:32:21,487
Aphrodite, go get my body.
451
00:32:21,805 --> 00:32:23,555
Meet us at the castle
as soon as you can.
452
00:32:23,727 --> 00:32:24,750
No problem.
453
00:32:27,016 --> 00:32:28,953
I've got a feeling this
one's gonna be close.
454
00:32:32,574 --> 00:32:33,832
What's this about?
455
00:32:36,032 --> 00:32:37,157
Who are you people?
456
00:32:37,393 --> 00:32:39,596
You're in no position
to ask questions.
457
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:44,466
But... since I see no reason not
to tell you... we want your daughter.
458
00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:45,661
My daughter?
459
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:51,837
Let's just say she's not
who she appears to be.
460
00:32:53,517 --> 00:32:55,345
I don't know what you
think she's done...
461
00:32:55,902 --> 00:32:59,483
but if you so much as touch her,
I swear, I'll kill you!
462
00:33:02,571 --> 00:33:04,313
Now I understand how you feel.
463
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:08,362
Therefore, I won't ridicule
your pathetic threats.
464
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:16,289
If if makes you feel any better,
this isn't personal.
465
00:33:16,592 --> 00:33:18,178
You and your daughter
will be casualties
466
00:33:18,203 --> 00:33:20,529
in a war that began long ago.
467
00:33:38,272 --> 00:33:39,124
Hello!
468
00:33:41,711 --> 00:33:44,367
My little girl is selling
junior amazon cookies.
469
00:33:49,393 --> 00:33:51,307
Would you like to try a free sample?
470
00:33:51,332 --> 00:33:53,262
Don't mind if I do, little girl?
471
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,112
I've just cut off the flow
of blood to your brain.
472
00:33:58,137 --> 00:34:00,701
Tell me where to find Galantis
or you'll be dead in 30 seconds.
473
00:34:00,726 --> 00:34:02,695
Am I making myself clear?
474
00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:10,024
Daphne!
475
00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:13,527
- Get out of here!
- Not without you.
476
00:34:17,329 --> 00:34:19,845
Who are these men?
Why are they after you?
477
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,509
They think I'm somebody else.
478
00:34:27,426 --> 00:34:28,793
Where'd you learn to do that?
479
00:34:29,870 --> 00:34:31,026
From a friend.
480
00:34:32,145 --> 00:34:33,606
Thank the gods you're safe.
481
00:34:34,117 --> 00:34:36,554
If anything ever happened to you,
I'd never forgive myself.
482
00:34:40,061 --> 00:34:42,295
Daphne, I'm going to let
you take over now.
483
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,854
You and your father have got
a few things to talk about.
484
00:34:46,255 --> 00:34:48,640
Go on.
You can do it.
485
00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:54,391
Are you all right?
486
00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:58,000
I understand if you blame me
for Mommy's death.
487
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,402
No, sweetheart.
488
00:35:00,908 --> 00:35:03,150
That's why I wasn't by
your side when you woke up.
489
00:35:03,515 --> 00:35:04,976
I couldn't stand to face you.
490
00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:07,808
If I'd just been with you that day...
491
00:35:08,212 --> 00:35:09,697
I could have saved you both.
492
00:35:11,689 --> 00:35:13,158
I've got this friend...
493
00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:16,612
and she told me we're lucky
to have each other...
494
00:35:17,518 --> 00:35:18,416
you and me...
495
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:22,704
and I can see now she's right.
496
00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:29,370
I don't blame you
for Mommy's death.
497
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:33,563
Do you love me?
498
00:35:35,558 --> 00:35:36,933
Of course I do.
499
00:35:37,783 --> 00:35:39,869
I'm so sorry you even have to ask.
500
00:35:41,033 --> 00:35:43,127
But I promise,
you will never have to again.
501
00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:47,889
The coast is clear.
502
00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:50,164
Let's go.
503
00:36:04,404 --> 00:36:05,309
Daphne!
504
00:36:06,942 --> 00:36:07,736
Daphne!
505
00:36:10,193 --> 00:36:11,076
Come here!
506
00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:15,735
Hook, line and sinker.
507
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,881
Let go of me! Get off!
Stop it! I said let go of me!
508
00:36:21,369 --> 00:36:23,260
There they are!
Let's get 'em!
509
00:36:23,261 --> 00:36:24,581
You know how to use one of these?
510
00:36:26,106 --> 00:36:27,543
Yeah, to gut a fish.
511
00:36:28,818 --> 00:36:30,630
Think of 'em as really mean trout.
512
00:37:03,594 --> 00:37:07,922
Believe me, this is gonna hurt you
a lot more than it's gonna hurt me.
513
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:18,083
That's gotta hurt.
514
00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:24,790
So, finally,
after all these years...
515
00:37:25,475 --> 00:37:28,467
I get to pay you back
for what you did to me.
516
00:37:32,781 --> 00:37:33,836
I hate to break it to you,
517
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,860
but you were never that
good-looking to begin with.
518
00:38:36,391 --> 00:38:38,517
You owe me so big time.
519
00:38:38,776 --> 00:38:40,479
I hate manual labor.
520
00:38:42,805 --> 00:38:44,086
Let's get this over with.
521
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,917
You're... Xena.
522
00:39:06,623 --> 00:39:07,646
Just barely.
523
00:39:08,269 --> 00:39:10,425
Dad, this is the friend
I was telling you about.
524
00:39:10,772 --> 00:39:11,663
Go on.
525
00:39:17,183 --> 00:39:18,722
Thank you for saving my daughter.
526
00:39:20,563 --> 00:39:22,586
She's the most precious thing
in all the world to me.
527
00:39:23,330 --> 00:39:24,283
Sure.
528
00:39:34,131 --> 00:39:36,061
Dad says he's gonna
teach me how to fish.
529
00:39:36,603 --> 00:39:38,634
Yeah? Well, you can teach him
how to cook it, huh?
530
00:39:39,135 --> 00:39:40,335
I guess I could.
531
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:43,975
I think you and your dad
are gonna be just fine.
532
00:39:46,325 --> 00:39:48,247
You're the best friend I ever had.
533
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,921
I hope I have a kid just like you.
534
00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:54,439
Will I ever see you again?
535
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:55,954
Of course you will.
536
00:39:56,743 --> 00:39:58,001
Just look in the mirror.
537
00:40:00,883 --> 00:40:01,672
Daphne?
538
00:40:13,531 --> 00:40:16,867
Well... I guess all's well
that ends well.
539
00:40:17,661 --> 00:40:19,521
And if you guys don't need me
for anything else...
540
00:40:19,546 --> 00:40:20,991
I'm late for a facial.
541
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:28,370
- It's good to have you back.
- It's good to be back.
542
00:40:30,392 --> 00:40:31,525
What are you doing?
543
00:40:32,285 --> 00:40:34,496
Just checking that everything's
where I left it.
544
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,647
Xena, I took good care of you.
545
00:40:36,672 --> 00:40:38,250
I know. Thank you.
546
00:40:39,558 --> 00:40:41,550
What was it like, being young again?
547
00:40:44,256 --> 00:40:46,514
You know, some people think
that it's easy being a kid, but...
548
00:40:46,539 --> 00:40:48,754
in a lot of ways,
it's harder than being an adult.
549
00:40:49,339 --> 00:40:51,694
You should remember that
when your child's a teenager.
550
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,758
Oh, don't say the "T"
word, Gabrielle.
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