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Read it, Hannah.
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Please, no.
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- Hannah, just read it.
- Marnie doesn't want me to read it.
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- Just read it.
- I need to hear...
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To hear the honesty in your voice.
Just read it.
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"Marnie has to stop whining
and break up with him already.
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"Of course it will be painful,
but she's already in so much agony,
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"stuck in a prison of his kindness."
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- That's not necessarily a bad...
- Just finish, just finish.
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"Just because someone is kind
doesn't mean they're right.
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"Better to end it now,
cut off the limb, and let the stump heal.
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"He'll find someone else, someone who
appreciates his kind of smothering love."
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Oh.
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Nice.
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Okay, I wish I'd never found it.
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I do. I swear.
I wish I'd never found it, but I did.
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You know? I did.
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That is not my journal.
Those aren't my feelings.
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No, they're Hannah's feelings
about your feelings.
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No, Hannah knows nothing.
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It is a journal!
Why would she lie in the journal?
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That is the point, is not to lie!
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Okay, I don't want to split hairs here, but
it's actually not a journal, it's a notebook.
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It's notes for a book.
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So you want the whole fucking world
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to hear all your valuable thoughts
about my relationship?
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No, I'm just saying that
I feel that "journal" implies,
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like, a 13-year-old girl who rides horses
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and is obsessed with her mom.
It's just not what I'm doing.
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It's not yours to write about, Hannah.
It's my life.
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Okay, I deserve honesty and respect
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because I am an important part
of this community.
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What community?
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The fucking community of this apartment.
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- You are.
- You don't pay rent.
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Shut up. You know what?
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I wouldn't even want
to stay here if I wanted to.
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You know what it's like
to not have me here?
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- That's what that feels like.
- Holy shit!
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- That's what that feels like.
- HANNAH: Oh, my God!
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- Okay, I built this.
I built this fucking thing.
- MARNIE: You're being crazy.
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That's the kind of thing
you do right before you hit us. Don't hit us!
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- You're a dick. So are you.
- Charlie! Come back.
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- You guys are fucking dicks.
- You really hurt me.
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- My ankle knob and my knee!
- CHARLIE: Fuck you!
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MARNIE: I did nothing wrong!
I didn't write it!
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CHARLIE: That's funny.
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- That's so true.
- Didn't fucking write it.
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(SLAMS DOOR)
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- Hey, Marnie?
- What?
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If you had read the essay
and it wasn't about you,
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do you think you would've liked it?
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Just as, like, a piece of writing.
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(INFINITY GUITARS PLAYING)
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(SLURPS)
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(SLURPS)
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I'm gonna get him back.
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I'm gonna put on my party dress
and my sorry face,
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and I'm gonna get him back.
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Are you sure that's what you want?
I mean, you didn't seem happy with him.
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I'm definitely not happy now.
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You've done real damage.
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Okay, I didn't leave my notebook out.
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He was snooping through all my stuff.
That's like a crime.
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You said some really, really mean things
about our relationship.
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But they were true.
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Maybe you just can't see this that clearly
because you've never been loved this much.
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Except by me. I love you that much.
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Great.
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And your dad, obviously.
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And your boss.
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I hate everyone who loves me.
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He touches my butt, Chastity, Lesley...
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But, like, mine kind of especially.
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And then I'm 20 minutes late,
and he doesn't say anything about it.
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So I'm not gonna complain
about the whole thing.
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Okay, be honest.
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You're sort of flattered by the whole thing.
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I'm not flattered by sexual harassment.
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Why not? I love that stuff.
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"Sir, I have half a mind
to call the authorities. How dare you?"
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You should hump him.
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That is disgusting. I would never.
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He would like that. I would never. Why?
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For the story, Hannah.
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Well, I can't fuck anyone
'cause I have a boyfriend.
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- Who?
- Adam.
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I told him everything.
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How he was torturing me. How sad I was,
and he responded in such a lovely way.
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He, like, kissed me and kissed me
and kissed me and he said,
"Be who you are."
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And he touched my face.
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And, like, we're basically together now.
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Right.
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Well, guys like that will try anything once.
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Even love.
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What color's that, awkward marine?
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- Eggshell blue.
- Eggshell blue?
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I like the way it finely clashes
with your mascara.
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It just kind of aggressively clashes.
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- Ray?
- Just finishing up with a customer here.
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Just aggressively just clashing.
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Bang, bang, bang. You have bangs, too.
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- All right, let me know what you think.
- Ray.
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I hope to God
no one thinks you're here to see me.
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I am here to see you.
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Look, I get you, okay?
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I know what you're about,
and I don't like it.
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- You don't like it?
- I don't like it, okay?
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I don't like it when you ass-fuck
my best friend in the heart.
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I don't know what that means.
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- Charlie's a good guy, okay?
- I know.
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He's not some dick-hole
for you to toy around with.
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Are you, like, in love with him?
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More than you are.
Yeah, maybe I am. Okay?
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And the last thing he needs
is more abuse from you.
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- I know.
- You know?
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- Yes.
- If you know,
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then what the fuck
are you doing here right now?
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I need his address.
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You've never...
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Been to his apartment, no.
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I've never been to his apartment, okay?
So I need his address.
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- Come on, Ray.
- Don't gesture like that.
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Don't make a scene.
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I'm only writing this down
because it's starting to smell
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like a Bath & Body Works in here.
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Typically, I'd ask for a blowjob
or something, but I don't even
want to hate-fuck you.
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It's that real.
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You shrink me up, balls right in my stomach.
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What?
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Good work, keep it up.
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RICH: Chastity, sweetheart, would you show
Hannah how to break down a freaking box?
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(BUZZES OPEN)
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- You did all of this?
- Yeah.
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I mean, well, Ray helped.
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I am so impressed.
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Seriously, it looks awesome in here.
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It's like a Target ad. Perfect.
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- A Target ad?
- Yeah.
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Everything has a place. It's awesome.
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Yeah, I know. I think it came out
pretty good, you're right.
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It's not quite Target ad but...
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Whatever.
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I kept telling you.
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I kept telling you to come over.
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You never told me to come over here.
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I did. I told you a bunch of times.
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And then I stopped.
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Well, it's not exactly easy for me
to get here from work, so...
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It's not that hard.
I take the bus to the train.
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Yeah, well, you never sleep here.
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- So...
- Well, I will now.
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JEFF: So, we'll be back around 7:00,
but if we're late,
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just order pizza or some takeout...
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Whoa.
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You look fancy.
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I'm going out,
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but I will be back in time for the children.
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Okay, where you going?
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Um... To meet a friend from San Francisco.
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Boyfriend?
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Well, he was, but...
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Actually, I don't even know
why he wants to see me. He dumped me.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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I know, it's embarrassing.
What? You've never been dumped?
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Are you kidding?
I always got dumped. I never dumped a girl.
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Okay, you're lying.
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Yeah, I'm lying because
I want to sound so cool.
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KATHERINE: So those keys did not work
to the storage unit,
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so we're just gonna have
to buy new boogie boards.
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- Hi, everyone.
- Hi.
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So this is where the party's at.
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(ALL CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
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I'm actually just leaving.
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Jessa, is that Katherine's lipstick?
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Don't be a tattletale, Jeff.
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It's totally cool. I have like 15
from gift bags. They're free, so...
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Yeah, okay, well...
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- I'm leaving.
- Oh.
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Where are you, um... Oh.
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- See you, Jeff.
- Yeah. See you.
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Look, we're not grown-ups.
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We don't have kids.
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- We don't share a house.
- But I love your house.
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There's nothing keeping us together
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other than the fact that we have
already been together for so long.
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Look...
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I'm...
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I don't know what there is left to say.
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You're not in love with me anymore.
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(HEARTBEATS PLAYING)
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Just breathe, okay?
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- Just breathe.
- I'm breathing.
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- Are you okay?
- I can't move. I'm stuck to this pole.
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What did you eat? What did you drink?
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I don't know, some guy... Him, that guy.
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- What are those?
- Pot brownies.
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- What's on them?
- Jell-O shots.
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- Is the music going like... (VOCALIZES)
- Yes, yes, yes.
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Do you feel like your heart's gonna
just fall out through your vagina?
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Maybe I do. I don't... Yeah.
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Oh, my God. I want one.
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You're gonna be fine.
I'm gonna be here with you.
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- I'm not leaving you.
- Thank you, I really appreciate this.
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- Hannah, Hannah, I've been looking for you.
- Hi! Hi!
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You did your makeup like I told you to.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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Oh, my God, Marnie's stuck to this pole.
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Why are you stuck to a pole?
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I can't move. I'm very scared.
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Oh, my God!
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- Scissor Sisters!
- Scissor Sisters!
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- No, I can't. She's stuck to the pole.
- She's stuck to a pole?
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Will you be okay for five minutes?
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Please, don't leave.
I don't feel comfortable.
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- You're fine.
- You don't know that.
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- I just want to dance for five minutes.
- Charlie, Charlie.
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- Can you dance later?
- Marnie...
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Watch this girl while
I go fuck my girlfriend.
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- I'm not okay.
- Marnie, Charlie.
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Charlie, just watch her.
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- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
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- You all right?
- I'm scared.
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I ate something, and I'm scared now.
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Do you want something?
You want me to get you water or food?
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I don't think there's food,
but I can get you some...
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Can you give me a hug?
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A hug? Like a hug?
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Up top? Like this?
- Yeah.
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- How's that?
- That feels better.
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Thank you.
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Hey, if you're feeling
better in like an hour,
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my band is playing right next door
if you wanna come.
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Could you hug me again?
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Yeah.
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CHARLIE: Yeah.
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You had these bangs and that headband.
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And I swear to God you looked exactly
like this girl that I saw in this porn.
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It was called Sophomore Sluts.
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And I, literally, that night went back just
to check it out 'cause I swear it was you.
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You watch porn?
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00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,568
Yeah, sometimes.
244
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,779
Why don't you just, like,
245
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,445
picture us having sex?
246
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,904
- I can't.
- Why not?
247
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,831
Because that makes me sadder.
248
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,846
The files you requested, Rich.
249
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:57,347
Thanks, hon.
Just plop them on the desk there.
250
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,432
- Plop.
- (CHUCKLES)
251
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,388
I'm gonna work through lunch.
252
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,019
Can I send you out for a sandwich?
253
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,892
- Yeah, of course you can.
- Thanks.
254
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,943
You can send me anywhere, anytime.
It's my job.
255
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,817
Great, so for a sandwich.
256
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,366
Turkey, rye, Russian dressing.
257
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,660
No tomato, though. I don't...
258
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,487
Be honest with me, Rich.
259
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,330
Okay, drop the sandwich stuff.
260
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,411
I know you want to fuck me.
261
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:26,459
I've been able to tell
since I first started working here.
262
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:30,251
And at first it was repulsive to me,
263
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,210
but now I'm game.
264
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:36,093
So I think we should just do this
before I change my mind.
265
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,053
I'm a married man, Hannah.
266
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,015
I've got a boyfriend.
You know what? Adults try things.
267
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,475
That's what I've learned.
268
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,025
We work together.
269
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,729
This is an inappropriate way
to talk to your employer.
270
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,814
Rich, you don't need to fight it.
271
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,654
I'm not, like, trying to frame you.
272
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,699
I am letting you know that it is
okay for you to act on this fantasy
273
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,034
because I am gross
274
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,991
and so are you.
275
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,918
(LAUGHS)
276
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,211
- I'm sorry.
- What?
277
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,842
- What is funny?
- Nothing, nothing.
278
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,561
I'm, like, making your fantasies come true.
Why are you laughing?
279
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,476
No, no, it's just... I mean...
280
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,308
What's going on with, you know...
Hannah.
281
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,735
What's going on is that
you kept acting like you wanted to fuck me,
282
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,562
- so I said you could fuck me.
- No, no, not at all.
283
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,694
No, I never... I never...
No, no. Please...
284
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,408
Hannah?
285
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:41,079
Hannah, wait, are you on drugs?
286
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,827
I could sue you, you know.
287
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,917
- Excuse me?
- I could sue you.
288
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,666
Chastity, Lesley, me...
289
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:52,170
Whole office, class action,
we go Erin Brockovich on your ass
290
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,252
in a way you would distinctly dis-enjoy.
We sue you.
291
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,797
Hannah, you barely have the wherewithal
292
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,599
to get to work at 10:00 a.m.,
let alone sue somebody.
293
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,018
There's no suing app on your iPhone.
294
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,812
Insult me, that's fine.
295
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,306
I'm quitting this job,
and it's for sexual reasons.
296
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,650
So why don't you write me
a check for 1,000 bucks
297
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,727
- And I drop the lawsuit.
- Jesus! (LAUGHING)
298
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,447
I'm sorry. No, Hannah.
299
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,944
- Please.
- Please what?
300
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,573
Listen, please don't quit.
301
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,529
We can get past this.
302
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,747
- You want to get past this?
- Yeah.
303
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:29,207
I just tried to fuck you,
sue you, and extort you.
304
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,458
I'm fucking nuts.
Why would you want me in your office?
305
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,047
Because you're great.
306
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,467
You don't know how to do anything,
but you have so much potential.
307
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,387
Think about it.
308
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,435
I'm so glad you're not my dad
or my boyfriend.
309
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,313
Hannah.
310
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,058
And someday, I'm gonna
write an essay about you,
311
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,652
and I am not gonna change your name.
312
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,654
And then you can sue me.
313
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,898
(DOOR SLAMS)
314
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,409
Are we really breaking up?
315
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,528
Why?
316
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,364
- You don't love me.
- I really love you.
317
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,415
You're not in love with me.
318
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,585
Well, are you in love with me?
319
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,004
- I don't care.
- How can you not care?
320
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,877
Because I decided on you.
Don't you get that?
321
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,500
I decided on you.
322
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,380
I don't want to go fucking other girls
323
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:23,215
and then walk around feeling thrilled
and then sad or empty or whatever.
324
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,801
I like the smell of your hair
and I like the sound of your voice
325
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,635
and I fucking decided on you.
326
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,891
- Charlie!
- Relax, I'm fine.
327
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,150
Please, don't break up with me.
328
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,068
Please don't, just don't.
329
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,692
I'll do whatever you ask, honestly. I will...
(SIGHS)
330
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,032
I'll kick Hannah out.
331
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,905
I can even move in here.
332
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,408
I'll answer your sister's IMs.
333
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,119
Do you want blowjobs?
334
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,541
Is that what you want?
335
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,001
I'll give you blowjobs, okay?
336
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:56,752
I will. I don't care. I'll do...
I will do whatever it takes, just...
337
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,925
Do not break up with me.
338
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,049
Please.
339
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,506
Hmm.
340
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,261
You rung me up just to say hello.
341
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,308
How did you know I was in New York?
342
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,185
Are you stalking me?
343
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,313
We are not gonna have sex.
344
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,737
Oh, no. We are not going to have sex.
345
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,775
Okay, I'm really serious.
I've been with Gillian for six months now.
346
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:27,158
I'm gonna move in next month.
So your whole sexy geisha outfit...
347
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,240
You are? That's a crazy thing to do.
348
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,616
Well, you know, she's 38-years-old.
349
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,497
She's actually ready
for a mature relationship, unlike...
350
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,044
She's 38?
351
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:38,089
She's old, like a mom.
352
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,923
- She's a publisher.
- Of what? Books?
353
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,338
Yeah, books.
354
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,720
She has a small press.
355
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,393
Have you ever looked into that?
356
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:55,440
'Cause she could just be, like,
running off copies at Kinko's
357
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,938
and saying that she has a press.
358
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,811
And who's to say she actually has one?
359
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,780
- Are you jealous?
- No, I'm not jealous.
360
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,692
- Hmm.
- But what does strike me as odd
361
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,949
is that you're so keen on Gillian
and yet you're calling me.
362
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,621
Because I wanted to see you.
Because I wanted to see
363
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,073
what was happening with my old friend.
364
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,623
A girl that I used to date
in a very tumultuous relationship
365
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,504
in which one's Vespa
gets destroyed for no reason, gets...
366
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,123
- I did you a favor.
- ...rolled off a dock.
367
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,207
(CHUCKLES)
368
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,885
See, you're laughing.
I don't think it's funny. But that's fine.
369
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,383
I just want you to know that
I think you're special.
370
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,930
I think you're great.
I think you're beautiful.
371
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,303
You have a beautiful mind, a beautiful...
372
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,726
I just...
373
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,976
- You love Gillian.
- Yes, yes, yes.
374
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,856
- Gillian. Hard
- Gillian.
375
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,730
- I'm so sorry. Gillian.
- I'm really happy
376
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,190
- with my girlfriend.
- Really?
377
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,817
- Really.
- Really?
378
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,944
Really.
379
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,491
Really?
380
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,709
Jessa, Jessa.
381
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,216
(BOTH MOANING)
382
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,210
What about Gillian?
383
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,259
(DOOR OPENS)
384
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,469
(DOOR SLAMS)
385
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,012
(SNEEZES)
386
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,189
Oh, my God!
387
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,693
Oh, my God, Shoshanna.
388
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,279
You're a batshit little perv.
389
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:10,366
I knew you were crazy, but fucking perv?
390
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,159
Oh, my God!
391
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,117
Okay, so just so you know what you just saw,
392
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:19,492
that was me showing that I cannot be emoted.
393
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,327
I am unsmotable.
394
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,706
You should probably write that down,
by the way.
395
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,582
(WHIMPERS)
396
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,424
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
397
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,351
Fucker.
398
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,474
- Yo, kid.
- Hey, grown-up.
399
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,189
You need to tell me next time
you're rolling through.
400
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,440
I'm kind of in the middle of something.
401
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,782
I wanted to tell you that
I actually just quit my job.
402
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,608
Didn't you already quit your job?
403
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,195
This is a different job
than the other one I quit,
404
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,826
and I did it because
there was a sex scandal in my office.
405
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,333
Sometimes you say shit that sounds made up.
406
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,702
I never make things up.
407
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,879
Yeah, well,
then everything bad happens to you.
408
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,757
Might need to face up to the fact
that you're just not meant for a job
409
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,379
in the traditional sense.
410
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,677
He has other plans for you and I.
411
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,757
Like what kind of plans?
412
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,801
What are you doing?
413
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,095
(CHUCKLES)
414
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,930
What does it look like I'm doing?
415
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,145
- You shouldn't do that.
- Why?
416
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,360
Because we like...
417
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,271
Said we wouldn't... Or whatever.
418
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,783
- We did?
- Yeah, you did.
419
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,496
- When did I say that?
- Yesterday.
420
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,408
You told me
everything you want out of a relationship
421
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,993
and all the ways I was fucking you up.
422
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,794
You told me to lose your number
till Christmas.
423
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,755
- Yeah, but then you kissed me.
- You looked sad.
424
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,758
- Then we had sex.
- Because we were kissing.
425
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,924
Okay, I don't know what you're saying.
426
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,006
These things have an expiration date, okay?
427
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,676
Six months
or until someone stops having fun.
428
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,269
- But I'm having fun.
- No, you're not.
429
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,807
You're like all secretly sad.
430
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,188
And that's not cool for you
and it's not fun for me.
431
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,565
It's a bummer,
but people do outgrow each other.
432
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,480
Yeah, but I don't want to outgrow each other.
433
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,112
Well, that's on you, kid.
'Cause I'm done growing.
434
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,196
I'm gonna use your bathroom.
435
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,080
Okay.
436
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,911
Also, I almost had sex
with someone else today.
437
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,540
Okay. What? Who?
438
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,046
My boss. My former boss.
439
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,802
That's the sex scandal
you were talking about?
440
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,925
No, because I didn't do it.
441
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,381
But I maybe think I would have.
442
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,470
Uh...
443
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,596
Is he hot?
444
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,894
No, he's not hot. He's like 100 years old.
445
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,347
- Why, then?
- For the story.
446
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,559
I don't know, just to be an asshole.
447
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:29,065
You can't do...
Hey, you can't do this to me anymore.
448
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,982
I won't.
449
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,280
And, and, and be nicer to my friends.
450
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,860
Okay, but just not Ray.
451
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,738
- Okay?
- Okay.
452
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,744
Fuck.
453
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,405
- And, Marnie?
- Yeah?
454
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,116
Act like my life is real. You know?
455
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,627
'Cause my life is real.
456
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,295
- Okay.
- Okay.
457
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,830
- I hear you.
- Okay.
458
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,548
Okay.
459
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,547
Down she goes.
460
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,469
Okay, I'm going.
461
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,137
Adam, I'm leaving.
462
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,432
Adam?
463
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,190
Okay, I'm still here.
464
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,736
So I don't know
if you thought that I was gone already,
465
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,490
- but I am still here.
- No, I know.
466
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:26,072
Okay, I'm sorry. I'll go now.
467
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,828
And I'll see you when I see you.
468
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,535
Do you wanna stay until I finish?
469
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,584
You know, for the story.
470
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,715
Okay.
471
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,681
What should I do?
472
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,972
And don't abandon me, okay?
473
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,852
You know, don't
474
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,647
- make me feel safe and then abandon me.
- Okay.
475
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,599
That's my dad.
I can't take any more of that in my life.
476
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,309
- Okay, I really can't.
- Okay.
477
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,902
Okay, come here. Kiss me, kiss me.
478
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,774
- Keep your face close to mine.
- What?
479
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,029
- Keep your face close to mine.
- Okay.
480
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,786
Okay. Okay. Okay.
481
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,080
Stay, stay.
482
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,619
- Stay.
- Okay.
483
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,200
Okay, stay.
484
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,793
I love you. I love you.
485
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,463
- I can't...
- Oh!
486
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,543
Shh.
487
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,963
- It's okay.
- Ow!
488
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,514
- It's okay.
- Ow.
489
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,466
It's okay, I'm right here.
490
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,677
I'm right here. I'm right here.
491
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,309
Okay, I'm right here.
492
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,891
I'm right here.
493
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,942
I want to break up.
494
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,371
Does it turn you on?
495
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,456
To watch me touch my own cock?
496
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:53,750
Kind of, yeah.
497
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:57,126
Or does it disgust you?
Do you think I'm really bad?
498
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,756
No, I don't think you're bad.
I mean, everyone does it...
499
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,880
Do you think I'm pathetic and disgusting?
500
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,630
Yes, actually.
501
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,723
You do, why? Why do you think that?
502
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,259
Because there's a woman
standing less than 10 feet from you
503
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,344
and all you can do is play
with your own cock.
504
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,855
- Is it bad?
- Really bad.
505
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:18,559
It's pathetic and bad
and disgusting and weird and lazy.
506
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,610
Plus if you have a big cock,
you should use it on a woman.
507
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,688
- It's not that big.
- It's not?
508
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,032
No, maybe that's why
you don't want me to touch it.
509
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:27,117
Maybe you're embarrassed
because it's not that big.
510
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,493
Maybe.
511
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,658
You like this? Having me watch you?
512
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,452
I do. I like it.
513
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,287
What do you like about it?
514
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,286
No, put your shit down.
515
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,668
Put it down. That's not what this is.
516
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,837
I want cab money.
517
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,173
What?
518
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:52,135
You heard me, you filthy boy.
I want cab money.
519
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,056
- How much?
- $20.
520
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,727
$30, because I also want pizza and gum.
521
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,567
Well, I keep my money in my drawer.
522
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,520
Okay.
523
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,322
Keep my fucking eye on you.
524
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,824
- You only have hundreds.
- Fuck!
525
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,656
- And I'm taking one.
- You are?
526
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,165
Yeah, I am.
527
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,659
You're lucky I don't take all your money
528
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:19,003
considering you made me
watch this all afternoon.
529
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,254
- I'm sorry.
- Are you sorry?
530
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,044
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- How sorry?
531
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,135
- I'm really sorry.
- Why don't you say that to me again?
532
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,378
I'm sorry!
533
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,180
Why don't you say that to me
again like you mean it?
534
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,808
- I'm sorry!
- You like saying that. Say it again.
535
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:34,806
- I'm sorry.
- Say it one more time!
536
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,185
- I'm sorry!
- That's fine. Just hurry up.
537
00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:40,770
Do you want to step on my balls?
538
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,226
Are you fucking kidding me?
539
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:43,644
(GROANS)
540
00:26:58,784 --> 00:26:59,876
Shake my hand. (LAUGHS)
541
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,711
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