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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,590 --> 00:00:38,430 I've got two styles... 2 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,910 Short back and sides, 3 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:40,990 and back and sides. 4 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:45,510 I start at the crown, 5 00:00:45,510 --> 00:00:47,470 and work outwards methodically. 6 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,030 I like a calm working environment. 7 00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:54,270 Every barber has his quirk... 8 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:56,870 Well, except me. 9 00:00:56,870 --> 00:00:59,270 I've not got any. Don't see the point, really. 10 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,510 Head down... 11 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:03,750 Get on with it. 12 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:04,710 That's me. 13 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:12,990 I prefer it when they don't speak. 14 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,670 I cannae be bothered speaking to them either. 15 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,190 I like the quiet. 16 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:25,670 So what makes a legend, do you think? 17 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,790 Heroism? 18 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:29,750 Well, that rules me out. 19 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:31,350 Self-sacrifice? 20 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:32,750 Not your man. 21 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,630 Nobility of purpose? 22 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:36,150 Can't help you there, either. 23 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:50,710 My life's always been boring. 24 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:51,790 I don't mind that. 25 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:53,030 There's a place for being boring. 26 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:55,710 Cuttin' hair is boring. 27 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:56,870 Sittin' at home is boring. 28 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,230 That was all right. 29 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:00,430 I was a boring kind of guy. 30 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:20,350 If you'd asked me back then, I'd have said I was content. 31 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:21,470 Smilin' in the corner, 32 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:23,670 the rain runnin' down my neck. 33 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:26,190 Then fate decided to leap on my back, 34 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:27,270 and I turned round and saw 35 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,990 that I'd been nothing all these years 36 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:30,510 but a howling ghost. 37 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:32,830 From nowhere, I was alive. 38 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:37,710 I'd never had to deal with the law before. 39 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,550 Only had to look at a police and I shatted. 40 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,830 But circumstances changed 41 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,230 and, suddenly, I had my very own one-to-one copper 42 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:47,470 breathing down my neck. 43 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,950 Everywhere I turned, there he was... 44 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:56,350 This big slab of bastard staring right back. 45 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,270 Yeah, I was alive, all right, 46 00:02:58,270 --> 00:02:59,070 but for how long? 47 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:02,070 I'm Barney Thomson, 48 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:03,830 and this is the story of what happens 49 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:04,990 when you move chairs. 50 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:07,750 I'm telling ye. 51 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,550 : He's not in the lynch league yet. 52 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:12,430 77 wins, and I'm talkin' the pre-nutrition years. 53 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:14,670 14 knockouts on a diet of irn-bru and dog food. 54 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:16,230 Comics by the door, Charlie. 55 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,430 Thanks, Barney. 56 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,950 : Hang on, sweetheart. Can we talk a bit? 57 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,350 Don't believe that. 58 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:22,990 She's a fuckin' liar. I wasn't at Karen's. 59 00:03:22,990 --> 00:03:24,710 I had to go the hospital. 60 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:26,190 A shadow on my lung. 61 00:03:26,190 --> 00:03:27,910 Nah, nah. It's fine. They gave me tablets. 62 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:29,950 What are we doin' tonight? 63 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:31,430 Maybe you can come by again, 64 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:32,670 and I could gie ye another "Maryhill Moothfae"... 65 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:35,070 Oh! That's fuckin' disgusting. 66 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:37,230 All right, darling. See you in a bit. Bye. 67 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,550 Right, pal, up you come. 68 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,430 Doesn't even make sense. 69 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:46,110 Barney... can I have a wee chat? 70 00:03:46,110 --> 00:03:47,070 Aye. 71 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:52,830 All this chatter must be bothering ye, eh? 72 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,470 - What? - Well, the boxing chat. 73 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:54,950 Is it bothering ye? 74 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,510 Och. 75 00:03:56,510 --> 00:03:58,150 I think you might be, uh... 76 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,270 Might be happier up here. 77 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:02,990 - What, there? - Aye. 78 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,150 Let me get this straight. 79 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:08,390 I was in the windae for eight years, 80 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:10,830 then I was in the second chair, then the third. 81 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:12,590 Now you want me oot by the bins? 82 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:13,750 I mean, that... 83 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,630 That's not even a fuckin' barber's chair! Eh? 84 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:21,750 Fuck! 85 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:27,950 You have nae patter, Barney. 86 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:29,550 Nae sparkle. 87 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:32,190 You hang over the customers like a shitty cloud. 88 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:35,150 standing there like a big streak of piss. 89 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,510 It's like you've had a charisma bypass. 90 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,470 You look like a haunted tree. That's all I'm saying. 91 00:04:40,630 --> 00:04:43,670 Well, your dad brought me into this shop 20 years ago. 92 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:46,350 I'd like to hear what he has to say about this. 93 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:46,830 Eh? 94 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:51,030 Right. Let's get my da on the phone. 95 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:52,590 I'm a fuckin'... 96 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:55,030 Haunted tree? 97 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:02,190 You're like a fucking shitty cloud. 98 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:04,510 Customers take one look at you and think 99 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:06,350 you're a big streak of piss. 100 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:08,590 You're standing there like a haunted tree. 101 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:10,670 You need patter. 102 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:18,110 All right, who's next? 103 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,470 I'm gonna wait for Chris, thanks. 104 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:21,310 Yourself? What about you? 105 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:23,150 I'm just waitin' for Wullie, if that's all right. 106 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,670 That's, uh... That's fine. 107 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:30,030 It isnae bloody all right. No. 108 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,790 Not one of you want to get your hair cut by me? 109 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,790 Am i... Am I that bad? 110 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:38,030 What you want to wait for these two for? 111 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:39,990 It's half-past three already. 112 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,790 You'll no all get seen! 113 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:43,350 Are you mental? 114 00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:46,150 Come on, Barney. That's out of order. 115 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:48,950 What is this? Some kind of conspiracy? 116 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,630 First, you bump me intae the back of beyond, 117 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:51,830 then you tell this bunch of... 118 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:53,950 To... to refuse my services? 119 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:55,470 Is that it? 120 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:57,230 Ye cannae have a go at the customers. 121 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:58,710 Ah! Fuck this, Wullie. 122 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:00,190 Fuck this! 123 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:02,190 What's the point of me even fucking being here? 124 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,390 Fuckin' fuck it! 125 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,030 Fuck! 126 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:08,110 Fuck! 127 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,310 Never a dull moment, eh? 128 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,190 The lab results came back, sir. 129 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:23,790 - They're negative. - -Brilliant. 130 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:25,070 What are you gonna tell the public? 131 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:26,990 The public can fuck off. 132 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,070 To date, there have been 133 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:29,390 five victims from the Glasgow area 134 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,430 and you haven't been able to make a connection 135 00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:33,070 between any of them. 136 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:34,350 : You don't even know where the bodies are, 137 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:37,510 except the bits the killer sent to the next of kin. 138 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:38,870 : This case should be given to someone 139 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:40,710 with more local knowledge. 140 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:42,670 : What exactly are you doing all day? 141 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:46,190 Late last night... 142 00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:49,990 Officers from this station came into possession 143 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:54,350 of a valuable piece of evidence... 144 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:56,310 The exact nature of which 145 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:58,750 I am not at Liberty to divulge. 146 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:03,710 Oh, come on! 147 00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:08,430 So what's this new piece of evidence, sir? 148 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:09,590 Nothing. I lied, 149 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:11,630 which is why I'm in the shape of a frog. 150 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:15,190 Well, the superintendent wants to see you. 151 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:19,270 Of course he does. 152 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:21,750 What are you playing at, 127? 153 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,150 If you walk into a room backwards, 154 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:24,790 with your trousers round your ankles, 155 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:27,710 don't be surprised if you get bummed rotten. 156 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:31,390 And never, never drag the force in with you. 157 00:07:31,390 --> 00:07:34,510 I'll not have my team mass-bummed 158 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:35,590 on your say-so! 159 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:37,670 Is that clear? 160 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:39,110 Don't interrupt me. 161 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,910 thinking we've just about got this thing wrapped up 162 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:43,470 when, as far as I can see, 163 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:45,230 in the two months... 164 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:47,150 Two fucking months... 165 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,750 You've been on this case, 166 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:52,510 you've managed to narrow your list of suspects down to 167 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:54,670 "people in the Glasgow area 168 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:57,710 who've been to the seaside in the last 12 weeks." 169 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,150 The killer will think we're onto 'im, 170 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:02,110 and might make a mistake, sir. 171 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:04,270 He'd fucking well better. 172 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,230 Fucking Mcmanaman. 173 00:08:07,910 --> 00:08:09,990 He's got to fill his day up somehow. 174 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,550 I mean, his in-tray consists of 175 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:14,830 staring out the window 176 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:17,070 whilst having a gentle wank over the "daily star." 177 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:18,030 What's the big breakthrough? 178 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,630 Fuck off! It's my case. 179 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:20,830 Is it an actual breakthrough, 180 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,790 or is it just a we-made-it-up breakthrough? 181 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:24,550 What the fuck is that? 182 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:25,470 Inspiration! 183 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:27,270 Oh, I been meaning to ask ya, 184 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:29,870 how's "operation: Touchy little boy" coming along? 185 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:31,110 Do you want to do this right now? 186 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,070 'Cause I'm fucking well up for that! 187 00:08:34,670 --> 00:08:36,790 Get your tits out of my face. 188 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:09,470 Come on, six. Come on. Come on, number six. 189 00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:11,110 Come on, number six! 190 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:13,550 Come on, get a move-on, get a fucking move-on! 191 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,470 Get a move-on, ye wee shite! 192 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,830 Come on, come on! Yes! 193 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,270 Oh, fuck this shite! 194 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:27,150 You wee fucking shite! You're a fucking wee shite! 195 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:33,230 So fucking shite. Fucking dog. 196 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:35,790 - Oh, Christ. - Here you go, mum. 197 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:37,550 What kept you? 198 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:38,550 Celebrity booking? 199 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:44,430 Oh. 200 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:46,990 Cannae beat a fish supper. 201 00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:47,950 Get off! 202 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:50,830 - Busy today? - Aye. 203 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:53,710 Tips? 204 00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:54,830 Plenty. 205 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:55,630 Tell ye what... 206 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,350 Hand 'em over to me 207 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:00,110 and I'll put them on the next race. 208 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:02,190 Nah, you're all right. 209 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,070 Bathgate leopard... 210 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,270 Three to one. 211 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:08,790 No, no thanks. 212 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:09,910 Oh, come on! 213 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,190 No. 214 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:12,190 A fiver gets you 15 quid. 215 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:13,550 I've not got any money! 216 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,630 Nah. 217 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:17,710 Who'd ever tip you? 218 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,110 Not me. 219 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:29,470 You not put any vinegar on it? 220 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,030 You didn't put any on. 221 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,790 : Crap. 222 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:35,790 They talk crap all day. 223 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,750 Boxing. 224 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,790 That's their sole currency. 225 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,510 You know, I was in that windae for eight years. 226 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,630 That meant something. 227 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:46,670 I'm 50, Charlie. 228 00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:48,510 What the fuck happened there? 229 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,950 I mean, it's every man's right 230 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,230 to reach his full potential. Right? 231 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:54,430 But it passed me by. 232 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:56,310 Aye. 233 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,270 What am I gonna do? 234 00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:59,670 Nothing. 235 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,390 I've got a mother that's digging her claws in 236 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,590 like an auld buzzard, 237 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:08,190 I live in a shitey, wee flat... 238 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,070 And the last time with a bird, 239 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,630 "shakin' Stevens" was number one. 240 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,910 I've not had my kick at the ball. 241 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,790 All I've got is that job. 242 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,950 The bastards are trying to take it away from me. 243 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:28,390 You want them to like you. 244 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:29,390 Like me? 245 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,430 I want to fuckin' kill them. 246 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:35,670 Pew! 247 00:11:37,270 --> 00:11:40,550 : He's fucking laughing at us, 127. 248 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:42,190 Yes, sir. 249 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,150 The public are gonna string us up for this, you realize. 250 00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:45,270 Yes, sir. 251 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,990 Right. I'm replacing you as lead. 252 00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:48,230 What? 253 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:49,710 And you, 529. 254 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,750 No, sir, it's 20 past 10, sir. 255 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,950 529's your fucking number! 256 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,390 You're off the case as well. 257 00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:58,230 You'll be taking orders from 119 from now on. 258 00:11:58,710 --> 00:11:59,710 Thank you, sir. 259 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,230 Just take me... 260 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:04,590 Uh, take me through your plans, uh, 119. 261 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:08,190 so we'll find out who's recently disappeared, 262 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:09,710 who last saw them. 263 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:11,110 I'll put holdall here out in the field, 264 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,830 investigating the missing person files. 265 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,110 Don't you think we should be looking 266 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:14,990 for the rest of him? 267 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:17,870 119's in charge now, 127. 268 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,670 Is that plate from the canteen? 269 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,110 Ah, fuck me. 270 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:24,590 Tell forensics to get their own fucking plates! 271 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:28,110 I'm not eating off a plate that's served up a human arse. 272 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,190 Right. Off you go. 273 00:12:30,990 --> 00:12:32,910 Oh, ho, ho! Listen to this. 274 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:35,230 "Angelina Jolie seeks Brad Pitt 275 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,990 for weekday dog track evenings." 276 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,790 Give me that. 277 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,590 "Sleek hatchback, low mileage, 278 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:42,670 "big headlights, 279 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,790 "needing a right good service. 280 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,190 Hamilton area." 281 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:46,230 Now, they're not shy, are they? 282 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,270 - You want a pen? - Fuck off. 283 00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:50,390 "Mature woman seeks adventurous man 284 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,590 for nights of unbridled passion." 285 00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:55,310 Nah, nah. That's what we call a "gilf." 286 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,430 What's that? 287 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,350 It's a "granny I'd like to..." 288 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:59,070 fuck's sake, Chris. Come on. 289 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,870 Right, McAllister this weekend at bellahouston... 290 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,190 What's his chances? 291 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:04,670 Good boy, but... 292 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,390 I always loved westerns. 293 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:11,070 I wanted to be "the man with no name," 294 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:13,150 you know, the guy who rides into town, 295 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,190 saves the townsfolk, 296 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:15,630 and disappears in the dead of night, 297 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,310 shrouded in mystery. 298 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,830 They'd talk about this legend for years to come... 299 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:20,750 But no... 300 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,270 I was one of the pissy, wee townsfolk, 301 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,670 where every fucker knows your name. 302 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,710 I wanted to grind 'em into the Lane under my heel. 303 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,430 Well, careful what you wish for. 304 00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:30,990 Barney. 305 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,110 Barney! 306 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:37,950 A wee word? 307 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,310 I'm not really sure how to say this. 308 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,790 A pal of my dad's has moved into the area. 309 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:46,950 He wants to give him a job. 310 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:48,270 Eh? 311 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:50,830 Cannae have ye falling asleep 312 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,430 in the shop, Barney. 313 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,710 And we can't have any more outbursts 314 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:54,670 like ye had yesterday. 315 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:55,910 Oh, no, that was a one-off. 316 00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,710 That was not a one-off. 317 00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:59,470 You have regular outbursts. 318 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,630 You cannot talk to customers like that. 319 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:03,950 It's not my fault you look like 320 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:06,070 a fucking cartoon bear, is it? Up. Oot. 321 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:13,590 You can work for another month, if you like. 322 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:16,910 We'll understand if you want to leave now, of course, 323 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,310 and we'll keep pay your wage for the rest of the month. 324 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,590 You don't need to make a decision now, but... 325 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:24,510 I'll stay for the month. 326 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:27,470 But we would be paying your wage for the month, 327 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:28,590 whether you're here or no. 328 00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:30,790 Well, I'll be here. 329 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:33,630 Great. 330 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:34,990 I'll let my da know. 331 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,310 Jesus Christ. 332 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:48,430 I'll get a mop. 333 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,510 No, I'll get a mop. I'll get... 334 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,470 Wullie, wullie... Look, please. 335 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:52,990 Don't do this. 336 00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:53,990 It's not my decision. 337 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,950 Ah, but you see, this place, 338 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:57,870 it's all I know. 339 00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,230 Come on, Wullie. 340 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,630 Be a pal. 341 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:01,790 I've got nothing else on. 342 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:04,590 Aw, Barney. 343 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,830 Still, it's not my decision. It's up to my da. 344 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,910 No, no. That's rubbish! It is your decision. 345 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,510 You and Chris. You want me out the door. 346 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,070 Think I'm a fucking idiot? 347 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:13,630 I'll get the mop. 348 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:17,510 Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that. 349 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:20,430 I-I-I'll get the mop. J-j-j-just... listen. 350 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,710 I-I'll be so quiet. 351 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:22,950 You'll no hear another peep out of me. 352 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,110 You're embarrassing yourself now, Barney. 353 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:25,510 Have a bit of self-respect. 354 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:26,590 - I'll be so quiet... - Let me get the mop! 355 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,430 No, please. I'll be a model barber! 356 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,390 : Oh... 357 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,150 Fucking hell! 358 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,790 Shite... 359 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,150 Hello. Henderson's. 360 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:31,390 : Is that lazy bastard husband of mine there? 361 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,190 Uh, no. No, he's not. 362 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,630 Where is he? 363 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,950 Well, he said that he... He was leavin' early to... 364 00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:39,150 Go do a bit of... shopping. 365 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,510 Well, he's never been to the shops in his life. 366 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,750 That's what he said. 367 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,230 If he's late back, I'll kill him. 368 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,150 That won't be necessary. 369 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:49,030 Well, cheerio. 370 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:49,590 Goodbye. 371 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:00,790 Fuck! 372 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,190 Shit. 373 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:49,950 Fucking hell! 374 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:50,990 What's that you've got there? 375 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:54,350 - Eh? - What's that? 376 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:55,390 How ye doing, Charlie? 377 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:57,230 - Nothing. - What's that? 378 00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:58,230 Nothing! 379 00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,310 I'm getting chips. 380 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,590 Good! Cheerio. 381 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,390 Ye cannae touch it! 382 00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:04,110 It's full of hair chemicals 383 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,150 and stuff like that. 384 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,110 Ye need gloves to touch it. 385 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,070 Okay? 386 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,350 Cheerio, then. 387 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:17,070 Get ye fucked, Charlie! 388 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,910 I'm only trying to help ye, Barney. 389 00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,790 All right, all right, look. Just... 390 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,750 You can help, but just... Be quick, will ye? 391 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,670 I tell you what... 392 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,550 I really appreciate it, Charlie. Just, uh... 393 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,430 You swing by the shop sometime, 394 00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:45,670 and I'll give ye a haircut on the house, eh? 395 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:47,150 - Okay. - Okay? 396 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,270 Uh-huh. 397 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,190 Away and enjoy your chips. 398 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,470 - Right, then. - Okay. 399 00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:55,230 Cheerio. 400 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,590 Where is it, where is it, where is it? 401 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,670 Where is it, where is it? 402 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,230 : W-what was the name of that loch 403 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:04,350 you, me, and my da went to? 404 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,950 The forest on one side, 405 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:09,630 and r-really hard to get to. 406 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,270 What loch? 407 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:14,030 That one, the one with all the wee boats. 408 00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,030 Loch Lubnaig. 409 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,550 Loch Lubnaig! That's it. 410 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,670 Lubnaig, Lubnaig. 411 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,590 Why the commotion? 412 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:23,550 Uh, n-nothin'. 413 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:24,550 Just, uh... 414 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,190 I saw a painting in a... 415 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,950 In a charity shop at the Barras the other day, 416 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:31,750 and I just wondered if it was... It was that. 417 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:35,270 How do you manage to pack so much excitement 418 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:36,710 into one life? 419 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,830 Hmm? 420 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,030 Seeing as you're here, 421 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:43,630 you can give me a lift to the Barras. 422 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:44,710 It's my bingo night. 423 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,190 No, I'm sorry, mother, I can't. 424 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:49,110 I'm... I'm actually quite busy. 425 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:52,110 You maybe didn't hear me. 426 00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:54,430 It's my bingo night at the Barras! 427 00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:06,710 Right. I'll see you later. 428 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:07,790 I'll be needing a lift home. 429 00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:10,190 How long are ye gonnae be? 430 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,150 Couple of hours. 431 00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:13,710 Oh! 432 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,950 I cannae sit out here for that length of time. 433 00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,950 Mum, what're you doing? 434 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,390 I told Lizzie and Theresa 435 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:09,630 you'd give 'em a lift home. 436 00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:11,070 I've got something on! 437 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,550 Our carriage awaits! 438 00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:13,990 Oh, this is awfully good of you, son. 439 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:21,270 On you go! 440 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,110 - Okay, night-night. - Bye. 441 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:13,270 - Thanks very much, Barney. - Watch yourselves. 442 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:14,510 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 443 00:23:16,590 --> 00:23:17,950 See ya, Cemolina. 444 00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:24,030 It's Wullie. 445 00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:27,070 I've killed Wullie. 446 00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,070 I saw that. 447 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:30,750 Mum... 448 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:33,390 It was an accident. 449 00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:35,630 I had a pair of scissors in my hand, 450 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:37,070 and-and he slipped and fell. 451 00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:39,310 Then you phone the police. 452 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:42,990 You don't wrap him up like a stair carpet! 453 00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:44,750 No, I couldnae phone the police. 454 00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:47,270 He just sacked me. 455 00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:49,190 It's... They'd say I had a motive. 456 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:51,470 What'd he sack you for? 457 00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:54,310 'Cause I've no got any chat. 458 00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:57,390 Aye, well. 459 00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:00,670 Mum... 460 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:03,190 What am I going to do? 461 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:04,470 For Christ's sake, shut up. 462 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:07,150 Leave him at mine. 463 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,030 Eh? 464 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:10,990 Any better ideas? 465 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,030 Ahh. 466 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:35,830 What now, mum? 467 00:24:35,830 --> 00:24:37,910 I'm gonna have to fish it out with my spoon. 468 00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:42,390 No, what're we gonnae do now? 469 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:46,310 How should I know? 470 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:48,110 Well, don't you be 471 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:49,270 bringing anybody up here now. 472 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,310 Do you think I'm fucking stupid or something? 473 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:53,190 Eh? 474 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,310 For fuck's sake. 475 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,790 : So, the first one's Mrs. Stuart, 476 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,750 and, uh, then we'll go to Mrs. McQueen. 477 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:06,830 When did you last see Stuart, Sheena? 478 00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:09,550 Tuesday. 8:00. 479 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:12,270 Now, I wasn't sure about whether I declare him missing at first, 480 00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:14,190 you know, he's not been away that long, 481 00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,990 then I thought, well, you lot, 482 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:17,350 you've got nothing better to do, eh? 483 00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:25,670 Definitely Monday? 484 00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:27,790 Tuesday! 485 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:30,310 He went missing on a Tuesday morning. 486 00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,630 Definitely. 487 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:34,110 No, it was Wednesday. Thursday? 488 00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:35,350 Wednesday? Or Thursday? 489 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:36,310 Friday. 490 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,190 Definitely Friday. 491 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:39,950 Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday? 492 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:41,070 Monday. 493 00:25:42,510 --> 00:25:45,230 : I moved up here at my wife's insistence 494 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:47,230 of being near her dying mother. 495 00:25:47,230 --> 00:25:48,870 That was 20 years ago, 496 00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:49,830 and I'm still here. 497 00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:53,350 And so is her fucking mother. 498 00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:56,910 Oh... god. 499 00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,430 How I loathe this... 500 00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:04,870 Vomit-lashed shit-hole! 501 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:09,630 Hey, you, you poncey bastard! 502 00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:11,310 Ahem. All right, gents. 503 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:14,670 Oh... poncey... 504 00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:16,030 You're something special, eh? 505 00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:26,350 Late again, Porter. 506 00:26:26,350 --> 00:26:27,950 Fuck off. 507 00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:29,230 Wullie didn't get in last night. 508 00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:32,950 What? 509 00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:36,270 Moira called. He didnae make it home. 510 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:38,910 Maybe he's been got by that killer. 511 00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:41,550 Maybe his baws are being posted from arbroath as we speak. 512 00:26:42,710 --> 00:26:43,870 You all right, lads? 513 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,710 You might want to come back later. 514 00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:47,190 We're a man down. 515 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,150 I know. 516 00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:51,310 I'm detective inspector holdall. 517 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:54,190 This is detective sergeant MacPherson. 518 00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:56,750 We'd like to have a word about your missing colleague. 519 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,670 - For fuck's sake! - Oh, I'm sorry. 520 00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:02,070 We won't keep you. 521 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:08,270 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 522 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,590 Benny lynch... mm? 523 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:12,510 Champion of the world! 524 00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:16,350 Yeah. You know what his mistake was? 525 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,150 He stayed here... 526 00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:23,110 Eh? With the dregs and the hangers-on. 527 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:26,190 Bleeding him dry... Sucking out his soul. 528 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:31,350 Can you imagine what he would've achieved, eh? 529 00:27:31,790 --> 00:27:33,830 Longer career... 530 00:27:33,830 --> 00:27:36,030 The women of the world at his feet... 531 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,470 If only he'd have had the courage 532 00:27:38,470 --> 00:27:40,270 to get out of this shit-hole. 533 00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:55,270 Can we sit down? 534 00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:58,710 Yes. 535 00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:02,350 Chris, could you finish the customer? 536 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:09,710 Sit down? 537 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,630 I'm fine. 538 00:28:11,630 --> 00:28:12,870 I-I'm fine standing. 539 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:16,790 This is purely a missing persons investigation, 540 00:28:16,790 --> 00:28:18,590 Mr. Thomson. 541 00:28:18,590 --> 00:28:20,750 A Mrs. Henderson reported her husband missing 542 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,350 yesterday afternoon. 543 00:28:22,350 --> 00:28:23,630 Mrs. Henderson says 544 00:28:23,630 --> 00:28:25,550 you were the last person to talk with Mr. Henderson. 545 00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:26,630 Is that correct? 546 00:28:28,270 --> 00:28:29,230 Yes. 547 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:30,350 Now, there's no need 548 00:28:30,350 --> 00:28:31,950 to be so nervous, Mr. Thomson, 549 00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:33,710 this is... 550 00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:35,110 - I quite understand. - Routine. 551 00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,550 I quite understand. 552 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,110 Did Mr. Henderson tell you where he was going? 553 00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:42,510 He... he said something about, uh... 554 00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:43,910 Going to the shops. 555 00:28:43,910 --> 00:28:47,630 Uh, he asked me to lock up, and then he... left. 556 00:28:47,630 --> 00:28:49,230 Was it normal 557 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:50,990 for Mr. Henderson to go to the shops after work? 558 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,950 You know, I-I-I don't really know 559 00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:55,150 wh-what Mr. Henderson did outside of work, 560 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,630 because we weren't really friends. 561 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,310 Wasn't really friends. 562 00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:00,150 Mm-hmm. 563 00:29:00,150 --> 00:29:01,670 Um, did you suspect 564 00:29:01,670 --> 00:29:02,990 that something might have happened 565 00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:04,390 to Mr. Henderson? 566 00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:08,750 I quite understand. 567 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,190 Sorry? 568 00:29:11,190 --> 00:29:13,190 Slip of the tongue, you know how it is. 569 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:13,950 What? 570 00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,350 Speaking to the police. 571 00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:16,590 You know, this? 572 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,870 You know... heh... You... you feel guilty, 573 00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:20,750 even though you... You've never done nothing wrong. 574 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,150 I mean, it's not as if I've stabbed Wullie 575 00:29:22,150 --> 00:29:24,270 with a pair of scissors or anything like that, you know? 576 00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:30,270 Would... would you like a glass of water? 577 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,430 No, I'm fine. 578 00:29:36,430 --> 00:29:37,710 Where was your colleague, 579 00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:40,270 Mr. Porter, when you wasn't stabbing Mr. Henderson 580 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:42,110 with your scissors? 581 00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:43,270 Oh, he-he-he left early, 582 00:29:43,270 --> 00:29:45,030 because we were nae very busy that day. 583 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:48,790 That bit about the stabbing? That was just a joke. 584 00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:50,670 You think this is funny, Mr. Thomson? 585 00:29:50,670 --> 00:29:51,870 Not at all. 586 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:55,950 I'm only joking. 587 00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:59,350 You have no idea how nervous you look! 588 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:00,590 Did Mr. Henderson 589 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,630 tell you that he was not 590 00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:03,150 gonna have you in the shop anymore? 591 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:07,430 I have no knowledge of that. 592 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:10,310 See, Mr. Henderson's father says that Mr. Henderson 593 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,990 was gonna tell you about it yesterday. 594 00:30:12,990 --> 00:30:14,190 Did he say anything to you? 595 00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:20,430 No. 596 00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:22,190 Oh, well! 597 00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:23,710 That's us. 598 00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:25,470 Would you send Mr. Porter in, please? 599 00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:27,030 Yes. 600 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:29,790 Oh. 601 00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:33,870 I used to sometimes hide in toilet cubicles, 602 00:30:33,870 --> 00:30:35,790 you know, convinced I was about to die, 603 00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,670 and I went to see this man. 604 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,990 Do you know what he said to me? 605 00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:41,830 He said the biggest instigator 606 00:30:41,830 --> 00:30:43,270 of a panic attack is...? 607 00:30:46,190 --> 00:30:47,390 Guilty conscience. 608 00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:49,670 Yeah. 609 00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:34,830 Mum? Mum! 610 00:31:35,550 --> 00:31:36,750 Can I have a word? 611 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:39,990 What? Carry on, girls! Regardless! 612 00:31:42,230 --> 00:31:43,510 What are you thinking? 613 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,670 Mr. Johnstone in the bowling club 614 00:31:46,670 --> 00:31:48,630 has a brain tumour... Out like a light. 615 00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:49,710 Nobody thought to arrange anything 616 00:31:49,710 --> 00:31:50,870 after the funeral, 617 00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,430 so I brung the girls back here 618 00:31:52,430 --> 00:31:53,550 for a wee Hooley. 619 00:31:53,550 --> 00:31:54,870 Have you seen Mrs. Gaffney? 620 00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:57,550 Last week, she wandered into the laundrette 621 00:31:57,550 --> 00:31:58,670 in her nightie! 622 00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:00,190 Where the fuck's Wullie? 623 00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:02,510 Cemolina, have you got a carpet sweeper? 624 00:32:02,510 --> 00:32:04,270 - Eh? - Barbara's couped the ashtray. 625 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,110 Just down the hall, next to the toilet. 626 00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:08,070 Mum, mum... 627 00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:09,630 Where did you put the body? 628 00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:11,630 Wait two minutes. 629 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,470 Barbara, what the fuck have you done? 630 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:41,710 Is that you making soup for yer mammy, son? 631 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,630 Uh-huh... 632 00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:49,190 Oh, fuck! 633 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:50,550 I like soup! 634 00:32:50,550 --> 00:32:52,070 Mrs. Gaffney! 635 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:53,390 The laundrette's shut. 636 00:32:53,910 --> 00:32:54,910 Cheerio, then. 637 00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:57,310 Soup, you say. Soup! 638 00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:59,030 - Cheerio. - Oh! 639 00:33:00,710 --> 00:33:02,070 Oh! 640 00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:12,150 Ahh! 641 00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:36,550 Thanks very much. 642 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:37,550 We all enjoyed ourselves. 643 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:39,550 Uh-huh. You watch yourself. 644 00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:42,990 Fine, fine. 645 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:45,750 All right. Okay. 646 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,230 Night-night. 647 00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,430 God almighty. 648 00:33:52,550 --> 00:33:53,790 I'm checkered! 649 00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:54,870 I'm no even packed for 650 00:33:54,870 --> 00:33:56,350 my "route to the isles" discovery tour 651 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:57,390 in the morning. 652 00:33:57,390 --> 00:33:59,350 Two days, all-in, 653 00:33:59,350 --> 00:34:01,510 including breakfast and your evening meal... 654 00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:02,590 42 pounds! 655 00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:03,550 You believe that? 656 00:34:05,030 --> 00:34:06,750 How did you manage that? 657 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:09,830 You chopped him up! 658 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,550 You've even fucking labeled him! 659 00:34:14,630 --> 00:34:16,830 I label everything. 660 00:34:39,430 --> 00:34:40,430 James? 661 00:34:40,950 --> 00:34:41,950 Barney. 662 00:34:43,590 --> 00:34:45,190 On the button. 663 00:34:45,190 --> 00:34:46,350 Appreciate that. 664 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:47,750 I'll be here until 665 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,550 that son of mine decides to show his face again. 666 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:51,390 Right. 667 00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:57,190 Wife's convinced that killer's got him. 668 00:34:58,670 --> 00:35:01,150 Could be posting his baws from arbroath as we speak. 669 00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:03,470 Aye. 670 00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:05,670 to what he'll get when I get my hands on him. 671 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:08,710 You look hellish. 672 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,590 You found yourself a woman yet? 673 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:12,430 Nah. 674 00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:15,030 That's a fucking empty existence you've got there, 675 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,030 is it not? 676 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:17,990 Sometimes. 677 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:23,230 Minute late, Porter. 678 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:26,670 Sorry, Mr. Henderson, I was, eh... 679 00:35:26,670 --> 00:35:27,950 I was crawling the green there 680 00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:29,750 and I was threatened by a bunch of, um... wasps. 681 00:35:38,350 --> 00:35:40,110 Get that shite off. 682 00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:46,590 Did, uh... 683 00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:48,150 Wullie have a chat with you the other day? 684 00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,630 Well, did he say anything 685 00:35:50,630 --> 00:35:51,670 about anything? 686 00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:53,670 Not that I can think of. 687 00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:55,590 Ahh. 688 00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:57,510 Glad to hear it. 689 00:36:00,310 --> 00:36:01,550 : Up, down, up, down! 690 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:02,430 Are we a team? 691 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:03,470 : Yes! 692 00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:05,510 - Let me hear ya! Are we a team? - Yes! 693 00:36:05,510 --> 00:36:06,910 For fuck's sakes. 694 00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,150 Two, three, four... 695 00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:11,550 Five, six, seven... 696 00:36:11,550 --> 00:36:13,150 : Everybody's looking. 697 00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:15,150 This is the heart attack capital of Europe. 698 00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:16,470 Look at the state of you! 699 00:36:16,470 --> 00:36:17,790 You look like a depressed milkmaid. 700 00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:19,950 What is this? 701 00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,630 The "river dance" branch? 702 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:23,310 Update me. 703 00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:24,590 The barber, Thomson, 704 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,950 he was a bit weird. 705 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:29,390 I think we should have another shot at him. 706 00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:30,270 What's his connection 707 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:34,070 Mm. I just think he's holding something back. 708 00:36:34,070 --> 00:36:36,110 Spare me your woman's intuition. 709 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,990 Go and check on missing persons. 710 00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:41,590 One, two, three! 711 00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:43,270 Fuck off. 712 00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:43,950 Show me what you've got! 713 00:36:43,950 --> 00:36:45,310 Face the front! 714 00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:47,590 Tits and teeth! Teeth and tits! 715 00:36:48,430 --> 00:36:50,950 One, two, three... 716 00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:57,110 Hiya, Barney. 717 00:36:58,990 --> 00:37:00,750 Hey, Charlie. 718 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:02,550 I'm doing my summer job tonight. 719 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:03,790 They need two folk on it. 720 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:05,550 Aye? 721 00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:07,550 Funny, ain't it? 722 00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:09,430 Wullie wanting you out the window, 723 00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:11,270 you saying you wanted to kill him, 724 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,430 and him disappearing. 725 00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:15,110 What are you saying? 726 00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,430 - It's funny. - What's funny? 727 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:18,350 You'll come tonight. 728 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:21,710 The fair's in town. 729 00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:40,390 : Roll up, roll up. All the fun of the fair. 730 00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:43,230 Step right up. Tighten your seatbelts. 731 00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:45,230 It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 732 00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:51,790 Try and look as if you're having a great time. 733 00:37:51,790 --> 00:37:53,550 We're trying to attract punters here. 734 00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:56,310 See, the thing is, 735 00:37:56,310 --> 00:37:57,590 I need to be chummed-up, 736 00:37:57,590 --> 00:38:00,430 otherwise, I look like one of the pedophiles. 737 00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:03,550 Do we no just look like two pedophiles? 738 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:06,950 Ahh. Right enough. 739 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,150 Remember, we went to the circus last year? 740 00:38:15,150 --> 00:38:18,270 I like fairgrounds. I hate circuses. 741 00:38:18,270 --> 00:38:19,790 Clowns should be tortured. 742 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,270 And as for mimes... 743 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:24,150 I'd strangle the bastards. 744 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:26,110 Uh, two big hotdogs, with onions. 745 00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:27,310 Barney's paying. 746 00:38:35,670 --> 00:38:36,950 Listen, Charlie, come here. 747 00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:39,790 I was thinking. Um... 748 00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:43,510 You see, all that talk the other day, 749 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,830 it was just talk. 750 00:38:45,830 --> 00:38:48,070 I know. I know. I know! 751 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:51,150 I helped you put that bag in your car. 752 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:53,150 What? 753 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:56,270 That was the last night Wullie was seen, was it no? 754 00:38:57,830 --> 00:38:58,990 Fuck off. W... 755 00:38:58,990 --> 00:39:00,590 I didn't kill Wullie! 756 00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:01,950 No. No, I know that. 757 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:03,070 I'm just saying. 758 00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:04,990 And a big coke! 759 00:39:04,990 --> 00:39:06,510 Barney's paying. 760 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,590 Aren't you, Barney? 761 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:09,550 Fuck off! 762 00:39:10,470 --> 00:39:11,630 I don't even know 763 00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:12,990 why I fucking bother hanging about with you. 764 00:39:12,990 --> 00:39:13,990 Look at the state of you. 765 00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:15,950 Mental bastard. 766 00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:23,230 Shouldnae have said that. 767 00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:38,190 : Aye. That's me away for the day, boys. 768 00:39:38,190 --> 00:39:40,150 Moira's frantic about Wullie. 769 00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:41,470 I'm taking her to the doctor's, 770 00:39:41,470 --> 00:39:43,430 see if he can give her something to knock her out. 771 00:39:43,430 --> 00:39:46,030 I'm gonnae kick his arse from here to fuckin' doomsday. 772 00:39:54,270 --> 00:39:55,590 Maybe a wee online gambling habit 773 00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:56,590 that got out of hand? 774 00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:58,670 You think? 775 00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:00,350 Och, I don't know. 776 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:04,310 You could be onto something there. 777 00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:06,190 Right enough. 778 00:40:06,910 --> 00:40:08,350 Wullie's mad keen on the boxing. 779 00:40:09,630 --> 00:40:10,950 Enjoys the odd flutter. 780 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,670 Maybe somebody's after him... 781 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,350 Maybe he's taken to the hills. 782 00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:18,670 You know... 783 00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:19,950 You may have hit on something... 784 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:21,750 Gah. 785 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:22,990 What's this about a free haircut? 786 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,230 Mind. Ye said. 787 00:40:26,350 --> 00:40:28,110 We're about to close up. 788 00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:29,230 Just do it and get rid of him. 789 00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:38,030 Free haircut, eh? 790 00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:40,590 Aye, well, uh... 791 00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:42,550 Just said to him, last week, 792 00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:45,750 I thought he could maybe do with a wee trim. 793 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:47,190 Eh, Charlie? 794 00:40:47,190 --> 00:40:49,110 That's unusually generous of you, Barney. 795 00:40:49,950 --> 00:40:51,070 I'll tell you what. 796 00:40:51,070 --> 00:40:54,350 Uh, you head off. I'll lock up. 797 00:40:54,350 --> 00:40:56,710 Away and see your girlfriend, eh? 798 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:01,510 What the hell am I gonna do with this? 799 00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:02,990 Where's Wullie? On his holidays? 800 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:06,430 Could be, Charlie, could be. 801 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:07,790 Is that why you needed my help 802 00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:09,670 with that stuff on Wednesday? 803 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:13,190 Cannot think what you're on about. 804 00:41:13,190 --> 00:41:14,190 Away ye go, Chris. 805 00:41:15,510 --> 00:41:17,030 I thought my hands might get burnt 806 00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:18,070 by they chemicals, 807 00:41:18,070 --> 00:41:19,830 but they're fine! 808 00:41:20,790 --> 00:41:21,910 What chemicals? 809 00:41:24,630 --> 00:41:25,590 Well... 810 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:28,070 Wullie and I did the tidy-up, 811 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:29,870 and I took the rubbish out. 812 00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:31,950 but there... There was chemicals. 813 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,270 I thought you were leaving. 814 00:41:35,310 --> 00:41:37,310 You couldnae lift it on yer own, eh, Barney! 815 00:41:37,310 --> 00:41:38,670 It was massive. Massive! 816 00:41:38,670 --> 00:41:41,110 Just shut up, Charlie! Look, just let me do your hair. 817 00:41:43,390 --> 00:41:44,390 That's him done. 818 00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:46,190 No, no, look... 819 00:41:46,190 --> 00:41:46,990 He's done! 820 00:41:53,550 --> 00:41:54,830 Another time, Charlie, eh? 821 00:42:01,510 --> 00:42:02,430 Thanks very much. 822 00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:10,990 You mind the roads now. 823 00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:25,270 So what was in this "massive bag" 824 00:42:25,270 --> 00:42:26,670 that took two of you's to lift? 825 00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:29,390 Cut a lot of heavy hair on Wednesday? 826 00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:31,830 Well, it seemed like it. 827 00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:34,350 Did you kill Wullie? 828 00:42:36,910 --> 00:42:37,870 What? 829 00:42:46,590 --> 00:42:47,630 You killed Wullie. 830 00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,230 Didn't you? 831 00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:55,830 It was an accident. 832 00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:58,670 You are so fucked. 833 00:42:58,670 --> 00:43:00,550 No, no, no, no. 834 00:43:00,590 --> 00:43:01,670 I'm not bloody well taking this 835 00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:03,030 off the likes of you anyway. 836 00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:04,830 You're come swanning in here every morning, 837 00:43:04,830 --> 00:43:06,030 half an hour late, 838 00:43:06,030 --> 00:43:07,430 then you spend the rest of the day 839 00:43:07,430 --> 00:43:09,510 on that phone with some stupid wee Lassie. 840 00:43:09,510 --> 00:43:11,190 Have ye ever thought who pays for these phone calls? 841 00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:12,310 Have ye? Eh? 842 00:43:12,310 --> 00:43:14,230 You make me bloody sick. 843 00:43:19,710 --> 00:43:20,910 And it was an accident. 844 00:43:22,910 --> 00:43:24,670 Bastard! 845 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:25,790 Now, there was a couple of ways 846 00:43:25,790 --> 00:43:28,510 Talking Chris out of smashing my head in 847 00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:30,750 at this point seemed unlikely. 848 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,510 But fate stepped in once more 849 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:34,150 and booted me right in the balls. 850 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:38,070 And there's the bell! 851 00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:41,070 But no one hears it. 852 00:43:41,070 --> 00:43:43,310 He turns away. He seems doubtful, muddled... 853 00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,830 It's all over... 854 00:43:48,830 --> 00:43:49,790 Chris? 855 00:43:57,670 --> 00:43:59,070 Oh, fuck, not again. 856 00:44:47,790 --> 00:44:48,470 Mum! 857 00:44:48,470 --> 00:44:49,430 Oh. 858 00:44:50,590 --> 00:44:52,110 Mum, wh-where are you going? 859 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:54,350 I told you, my trip with the girls! 860 00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:55,310 They'll pick you up from anywhere 861 00:44:55,310 --> 00:44:56,790 if you give them advance warning. 862 00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:59,830 Och, two days of indulgent bliss. 863 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,110 I cannot wait. 864 00:45:01,110 --> 00:45:02,630 I need your help. 865 00:45:02,670 --> 00:45:03,590 Och... 866 00:45:04,430 --> 00:45:05,670 Talk to me through the door. 867 00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:07,270 Okay. 868 00:45:09,830 --> 00:45:10,790 Well... 869 00:45:12,030 --> 00:45:15,110 There's been another... Wee accident. 870 00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:16,830 What? Hey? 871 00:45:18,390 --> 00:45:21,030 Speak up! I cannae hear you! 872 00:45:21,070 --> 00:45:22,150 What are you saying? 873 00:45:23,230 --> 00:45:25,670 I cannae hear you! 874 00:45:27,630 --> 00:45:28,710 Is this the queue? 875 00:45:30,790 --> 00:45:32,190 It's the ladies. 876 00:45:38,230 --> 00:45:39,270 All right, Mr. Thomson? 877 00:45:40,310 --> 00:45:42,350 H-how did you... 878 00:45:42,350 --> 00:45:43,310 We followed you. 879 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:47,150 Just as well we turned up when we did. 880 00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:48,710 Aye? 881 00:45:48,710 --> 00:45:49,830 Yeah, well, you was driving away 882 00:45:49,870 --> 00:45:51,430 when we was coming round the corner. 883 00:45:52,630 --> 00:45:54,430 Oh, really? 884 00:45:54,430 --> 00:45:56,710 I need to ask you a few more questions 885 00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:58,190 about Mr. Henderson. 886 00:45:58,830 --> 00:45:59,790 Now, what can you tell me 887 00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:01,710 about associates he might have? 888 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,510 He was a gambler. 889 00:46:06,510 --> 00:46:08,070 He-he was a gambler. 890 00:46:08,790 --> 00:46:10,190 That's right, yeah. 891 00:46:10,190 --> 00:46:12,790 You know, he was always going tae boxing matches, 892 00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:14,470 casinos... 893 00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:16,110 And that-that kind of thing. 894 00:46:17,630 --> 00:46:21,230 You know, he actually owed 895 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:22,430 quite a lot of money. 896 00:46:23,790 --> 00:46:25,190 Come tae think of it, 897 00:46:26,510 --> 00:46:27,990 he was in a bit of trouble. 898 00:46:32,230 --> 00:46:34,630 Are you going on your holidays? 899 00:46:38,070 --> 00:46:40,710 Oh, no, no, that's my mum's. 900 00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:41,910 There's a coach trip. 901 00:46:41,910 --> 00:46:45,350 I'm just here to make sure she gets off safely. 902 00:46:46,190 --> 00:46:47,150 Mum? 903 00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:51,110 Anyway, you got to look out for your mum, eh? 904 00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:53,030 She'd do anything for me. 905 00:46:53,030 --> 00:46:54,110 Oh... 906 00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:55,150 Anything at all. 907 00:46:58,670 --> 00:46:59,110 Hi, mum. 908 00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:03,750 I'd give it a couple of minutes. 909 00:47:05,430 --> 00:47:06,350 Thanks very much. 910 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:10,150 Ooh, ooh, pull back there, Neddy. 911 00:47:11,150 --> 00:47:12,150 Now, do you know 912 00:47:12,150 --> 00:47:14,510 if Mr. Henderson had any dealings 913 00:47:14,510 --> 00:47:17,110 with a Stephen Murphy, 914 00:47:17,110 --> 00:47:18,790 John Murter, 915 00:47:18,830 --> 00:47:19,910 Richard Colquhoun, 916 00:47:20,430 --> 00:47:22,350 or a Robert Dodds? 917 00:47:22,350 --> 00:47:24,710 Wait a minute, that's they murdered folk. 918 00:47:25,830 --> 00:47:27,990 I had absolutely fuck all to do with that. 919 00:47:27,990 --> 00:47:29,070 This is harassment! 920 00:47:29,070 --> 00:47:30,790 I had absolutely nothing to do with that, 921 00:47:30,790 --> 00:47:31,590 and there's nothing you can say 922 00:47:31,630 --> 00:47:32,790 to prove otherwise. 923 00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:35,110 Mum! Mum! 924 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:36,510 Mum! 925 00:47:36,510 --> 00:47:37,350 Mum, you okay? 926 00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:40,390 You all right? 927 00:47:41,270 --> 00:47:42,390 Come and have a seat. 928 00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:44,070 Have a seat. 929 00:47:45,390 --> 00:47:46,350 Come here. 930 00:47:46,350 --> 00:47:47,630 There we are. 931 00:47:51,070 --> 00:47:52,070 Are you okay? 932 00:47:52,910 --> 00:47:53,830 Mum... 933 00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,190 We can help you take her 934 00:47:57,230 --> 00:47:57,830 up to the hospital if you like. 935 00:47:57,830 --> 00:47:59,270 No, she's fine. 936 00:47:59,670 --> 00:48:01,110 Best leave us to it, eh? 937 00:48:01,550 --> 00:48:02,630 She don't look fine. 938 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,430 Well, it happens all the time! Just... 939 00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:07,310 I'm better on my own. 940 00:48:08,230 --> 00:48:10,630 You come down to the station 941 00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:13,230 and make a list of all Mr. Henderson's known associates 942 00:48:13,230 --> 00:48:14,990 over the past six months. 943 00:48:15,630 --> 00:48:17,070 And I want an account 944 00:48:17,070 --> 00:48:19,790 of your whereabouts for the last week. 945 00:48:20,350 --> 00:48:21,310 Uh-huh. 946 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:22,710 Okay. 947 00:48:27,310 --> 00:48:28,270 Mum, you okay? 948 00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,070 Christ. 949 00:48:33,230 --> 00:48:35,710 Mum, do you want an ambulance? 950 00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:37,030 Just get my fucking keys. 951 00:48:37,030 --> 00:48:40,110 But, mum, see, these others, it wasnae me. 952 00:48:41,030 --> 00:48:42,910 It had nothing to do with me. 953 00:48:43,510 --> 00:48:44,790 You need to believe me. 954 00:48:53,910 --> 00:48:56,190 Oh, god. God. 955 00:48:56,190 --> 00:48:57,230 Ooh! 956 00:48:57,230 --> 00:48:58,030 Ha! 957 00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:01,790 Oh! I'm here. 958 00:49:01,790 --> 00:49:02,910 Oh, god. 959 00:49:02,910 --> 00:49:04,870 Here, guess who's coming? 960 00:49:04,870 --> 00:49:07,630 Aye, just for a wee bit of discovery, eh? 961 00:49:16,310 --> 00:49:18,310 I didn't win a fucking thing that night. 962 00:49:21,110 --> 00:49:22,310 Mum! Mummy! 963 00:49:22,590 --> 00:49:23,030 Mum! 964 00:49:23,030 --> 00:49:25,910 It wasn't me. 965 00:49:25,910 --> 00:49:26,950 The others they were talking about, 966 00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:28,110 I had nothing to do with that. 967 00:49:29,070 --> 00:49:30,710 Fuck off. 968 00:49:31,350 --> 00:49:33,310 Mum, it wasnae me! 969 00:49:34,110 --> 00:49:35,270 Mum! 970 00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:06,350 Mrs. Gaffney! 971 00:50:07,150 --> 00:50:08,230 Is it? 972 00:50:08,270 --> 00:50:09,550 Have you been here since the party? 973 00:50:11,270 --> 00:50:12,870 Come on, I'll take you back. 974 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:15,870 I'll just go to the toilet first, son. 975 00:50:15,870 --> 00:50:17,630 No, no, no, no! 976 00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:19,870 - Oh! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, no... 977 00:50:19,870 --> 00:50:22,230 I-I I'll see you. 978 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:26,350 I think your pal's ready for his bed. 979 00:50:26,350 --> 00:50:28,070 That's right, there you are. 980 00:50:38,030 --> 00:50:38,990 Fuck me. 981 00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:47,430 Ah. 982 00:51:12,070 --> 00:51:13,190 Sorry, Chris. 983 00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:28,510 Ah, fuck it. 984 00:52:06,470 --> 00:52:07,710 What the fuck? 985 00:52:17,630 --> 00:52:18,670 Oh... 986 00:52:26,990 --> 00:52:27,910 Oh... 987 00:52:28,590 --> 00:52:29,990 Oh, fucking hell. 988 00:52:31,470 --> 00:52:32,710 Oh, mummy. 989 00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:47,750 Montrose. 990 00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:58,630 Pitlochry. 991 00:53:02,990 --> 00:53:03,950 Arbroath. 992 00:53:09,790 --> 00:53:10,750 Fuck. 993 00:53:59,790 --> 00:54:01,630 What do you want? 994 00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:04,070 "Mature woman looking for unbridled passion?" 995 00:54:09,390 --> 00:54:11,790 Do you mind saying that again in English, sir? 996 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:13,670 I can't understand a word you're saying. 997 00:54:14,470 --> 00:54:15,750 Yeah, I realize you're Scottish. 998 00:54:16,870 --> 00:54:18,390 I know I'm up here. 999 00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:19,590 Why are you here? 1000 00:54:21,230 --> 00:54:22,430 Thomson told us 1001 00:54:22,430 --> 00:54:23,590 Henderson had a gambling problem, 1002 00:54:23,630 --> 00:54:24,670 and he was in a lot of debt. 1003 00:54:24,670 --> 00:54:26,270 Now, I've just spoken to six bookies 1004 00:54:26,270 --> 00:54:27,630 from the local area, 1005 00:54:27,630 --> 00:54:30,110 and not one of them has said that Henderson bothered him. 1006 00:54:30,110 --> 00:54:32,230 So, that means Thomson's lying, right? 1007 00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:35,110 He's turning shitting himself into an art form. 1008 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:36,150 Yeah, well, I'd shit myself 1009 00:54:36,150 --> 00:54:37,190 if every time I turned round, 1010 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,430 I saw your fucking big cockney face 1011 00:54:39,430 --> 00:54:40,150 staring back at me. 1012 00:54:41,350 --> 00:54:44,510 Just... forget Barney Thomson! 1013 00:54:44,510 --> 00:54:46,790 This is not a barber-based crime! 1014 00:54:46,790 --> 00:54:48,190 And give me the phone. 1015 00:54:48,190 --> 00:54:50,150 Get out there and check on the missing persons 1016 00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:51,430 like I ordered you to! 1017 00:54:54,030 --> 00:54:55,190 Give me my phone back. 1018 00:54:55,190 --> 00:54:56,190 I need it. 1019 00:54:56,190 --> 00:54:57,710 You've got your own phone. 1020 00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:01,670 I need two. 1021 00:55:11,510 --> 00:55:12,470 Sir! 1022 00:55:13,670 --> 00:55:15,030 We've just had a report in, 1023 00:55:15,590 --> 00:55:17,430 another missing person. 1024 00:55:17,430 --> 00:55:18,870 Fuck 'em. 1025 00:55:18,870 --> 00:55:20,790 Sir, it's one of the other barbers. 1026 00:55:20,790 --> 00:55:22,350 From that same barbershop. 1027 00:55:23,150 --> 00:55:24,230 That guy called Porter. 1028 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,110 Well. 1029 00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:32,590 Have you mentioned this to strap-one-on Robertson? 1030 00:55:34,350 --> 00:55:36,110 I was just about to tell her, sir. 1031 00:55:37,430 --> 00:55:38,390 Good. 1032 00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:41,310 Right, son, 1033 00:55:41,310 --> 00:55:44,990 let's go and interview the demon barber of Bridgeton. 1034 00:56:35,110 --> 00:56:38,910 The next train to depart from the rear of platform 5 1035 00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:41,350 will be the 1712 1036 00:56:41,350 --> 00:56:44,390 first rail service to Girvan 1037 00:56:44,430 --> 00:56:46,750 calling at Barrhead, Dunlop, 1038 00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:49,670 Stewarton, Kilmaurs, Kilmarnock, 1039 00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:52,390 Troon, Prestwick international airport... 1040 00:57:04,590 --> 00:57:06,470 No. No sign. 1041 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,710 Well, he's probably up in arbroath, 1042 00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:11,390 posting Porter's balls to his auntie. 1043 00:57:13,710 --> 00:57:15,430 Let's check out Porter's flat. 1044 00:57:16,310 --> 00:57:17,030 Come on. 1045 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:57,670 Right. 1046 00:58:04,110 --> 00:58:05,070 Right. 1047 00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:09,830 I had no idea, officer. 1048 00:58:10,310 --> 00:58:12,670 I'm absolutely stunned. 1049 00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:15,110 Mind you, the... 1050 00:58:15,110 --> 00:58:18,430 The dark side of Chris was never too far away. 1051 00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:20,230 He was always, um, 1052 00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:22,270 flipping his razor out, 1053 00:58:22,270 --> 00:58:23,350 rubbing his self up and down 1054 00:58:23,350 --> 00:58:24,590 against the back of the barber's chair, 1055 00:58:24,590 --> 00:58:26,470 you know, that kind of... That kind of thing. 1056 00:58:27,190 --> 00:58:29,270 You know, if you ask me, 1057 00:58:29,270 --> 00:58:34,110 I think his childhood had a part in all of this. 1058 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:36,110 You know that his mother used to, uh, 1059 00:58:36,110 --> 00:58:37,670 lock him in the bunker, 1060 00:58:37,710 --> 00:58:39,590 throw in a boiled egg now and again. 1061 00:58:39,630 --> 00:58:40,630 Get him out, 1062 00:58:40,630 --> 00:58:41,870 dress him up in one of her nighties, 1063 00:58:41,870 --> 00:58:45,350 and get him to dance for his uncle Gerald. 1064 00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:47,390 Now... 1065 00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:49,190 Does that sound normal to you? 1066 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:52,310 Ah. 1067 00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:55,350 I have no idea where he could be. 1068 00:58:56,110 --> 00:58:57,670 I mean, 1069 00:58:57,670 --> 00:58:59,750 there was a friend in Lewisham, 1070 00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:01,670 but, uh, why would he go there? 1071 00:59:03,390 --> 00:59:04,350 Right. 1072 00:59:04,830 --> 00:59:05,590 The freezer. 1073 00:59:18,270 --> 00:59:19,870 What the fuck? 1074 00:59:27,150 --> 00:59:29,070 You're that copper off the telly! 1075 00:59:29,070 --> 00:59:30,430 You're Taggart. 1076 00:59:30,430 --> 00:59:31,790 You're off the bill? 1077 00:59:31,790 --> 00:59:33,190 You're a loser. 1078 00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:34,470 Oi, Taggart! 1079 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:36,070 Has there been a murder? 1080 00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:37,710 My ma thinks you're shite, Taggart. 1081 00:59:39,630 --> 00:59:42,070 Fuck off! 1082 00:59:42,070 --> 00:59:42,950 He killed them, 1083 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,190 then he put them in the bin. 1084 00:59:46,110 --> 00:59:47,710 He put them in the bin, because... 1085 00:59:49,110 --> 00:59:50,110 He was... 1086 00:59:51,870 --> 00:59:52,390 Awfully tidy. 1087 00:59:56,310 --> 00:59:58,310 Ah, fuck. 1088 00:59:58,310 --> 00:59:59,790 Fucking little sweaty socks. 1089 01:00:04,430 --> 01:00:06,190 He fuckin' boiled them. 1090 01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:08,910 He cut them up and he fuckin' boiled them. 1091 01:00:30,990 --> 01:00:32,110 You don't think we should check with Robertson 1092 01:00:32,110 --> 01:00:33,070 about a warrant, sir? 1093 01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:36,550 Radio reception round here is shocking. 1094 01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:55,910 What are you doing in there, 1095 01:00:55,950 --> 01:00:57,630 ya dirty wee bastard? 1096 01:00:57,630 --> 01:00:59,590 Yer at it, aren't ye? 1097 01:00:59,590 --> 01:01:01,190 With one of yer dirty wee lassies. 1098 01:01:01,230 --> 01:01:04,470 Ya dirty, dirty wee bastard. 1099 01:01:04,470 --> 01:01:05,990 What the fuck? 1100 01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:08,550 Ya dirty, dirty wee bastard. 1101 01:01:08,550 --> 01:01:09,750 Are ya doin' it right now? 1102 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,070 Show me, show me. 1103 01:01:13,950 --> 01:01:15,030 Do ye want to watch? 1104 01:01:15,030 --> 01:01:17,510 'Cause we're doin' it right now. 1105 01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:19,430 Come, come closer and see. 1106 01:01:19,470 --> 01:01:20,390 Oh aye? 1107 01:01:27,710 --> 01:01:28,670 Sir? 1108 01:01:32,350 --> 01:01:33,430 The fuck? 1109 01:01:35,230 --> 01:01:36,030 What is that? 1110 01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:41,070 Fuck me. 1111 01:01:42,390 --> 01:01:44,430 Oh, I think we've hit the jackpot, kid. 1112 01:01:46,950 --> 01:01:47,950 That's handy. 1113 01:02:01,030 --> 01:02:03,190 You dirty, dirty bastard. 1114 01:02:06,110 --> 01:02:07,470 Fuck you, Robertson. 1115 01:02:12,510 --> 01:02:15,630 I will have your arse for disobeying orders! 1116 01:02:15,630 --> 01:02:16,750 We couldn't reach you. 1117 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,470 We thought maybe you'd gone deep cover. 1118 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:20,710 In a boys' school's shower. 1119 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,670 Don't you fucking start... 1120 01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:22,750 Look! 1121 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:23,790 There's a piece of each victims, 1122 01:02:23,790 --> 01:02:25,670 some represented more than others. 1123 01:02:25,670 --> 01:02:27,590 There's also a receipt for a train ticket... 1124 01:02:27,590 --> 01:02:28,590 Glasgow to London. 1125 01:02:28,590 --> 01:02:29,910 Filed a report yet? 1126 01:02:29,910 --> 01:02:31,070 Hey? Hey? 1127 01:02:31,070 --> 01:02:32,270 Well, I'll take it from here. 1128 01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:33,790 As of now, off you fuck. 1129 01:02:35,790 --> 01:02:36,870 Nae Wullie. 1130 01:02:36,910 --> 01:02:37,750 Now nae Chris. 1131 01:02:38,990 --> 01:02:41,590 Well, Chris likes a Friday night. 1132 01:02:42,590 --> 01:02:44,110 Probably lying in his own piss somewhere. 1133 01:02:45,550 --> 01:02:46,630 It's the middle of the week. 1134 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:51,470 Barney Thomson? 1135 01:02:54,950 --> 01:02:57,070 We need to contact him very urgently, 1136 01:02:57,070 --> 01:02:59,270 so, you know, if you could... 1137 01:03:00,230 --> 01:03:02,590 up against the back of the barber chair. 1138 01:03:03,430 --> 01:03:04,590 Oh... 1139 01:03:04,590 --> 01:03:05,670 And he had a cousin 1140 01:03:05,670 --> 01:03:06,670 in Lewisham, 1141 01:03:07,270 --> 01:03:08,790 in London. 1142 01:03:08,790 --> 01:03:10,590 So, what was your last contact with him? 1143 01:03:13,550 --> 01:03:15,390 Just normal, you know. 1144 01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:17,030 He left. 1145 01:03:17,030 --> 01:03:17,990 Uh... 1146 01:03:18,390 --> 01:03:19,270 I tidied up, 1147 01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:20,870 and everything was just... 1148 01:03:21,830 --> 01:03:23,270 Perfectly normal. 1149 01:03:24,710 --> 01:03:25,670 Yeah. 1150 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:27,430 Okay. 1151 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,590 That's fine, Mr. Thomson. 1152 01:03:28,590 --> 01:03:29,790 So if you could, uh, 1153 01:03:29,790 --> 01:03:31,710 send in Mr. Henderson, please. 1154 01:03:32,790 --> 01:03:34,310 Okay. 1155 01:03:35,670 --> 01:03:37,190 Hey. Hey... 1156 01:03:37,190 --> 01:03:40,270 Shoo. Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo! 1157 01:03:40,270 --> 01:03:41,110 Go! Well, don't. 1158 01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:42,470 Just, fuck off! 1159 01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:43,190 Fuck off, dog! 1160 01:03:43,190 --> 01:03:44,390 Don't... get fucked. 1161 01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:45,990 Just beat it. 1162 01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:46,790 Fuckin'... 1163 01:03:51,030 --> 01:03:52,390 Well... 1164 01:03:52,390 --> 01:03:53,350 So, that's that, then. 1165 01:03:54,550 --> 01:03:55,630 My laddie's deid. 1166 01:03:57,630 --> 01:04:00,390 I'm afraid so, Mr. Henderson. 1167 01:04:02,310 --> 01:04:04,230 If you'd like to accompany us to the station, 1168 01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:07,110 we can fill you in on the details that we have 1169 01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:08,110 up to this point. 1170 01:04:09,190 --> 01:04:10,190 Nah, you're all right. 1171 01:04:10,190 --> 01:04:13,190 I've got a couple of regulars coming in an hour. 1172 01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,350 Life must go on, eh? 1173 01:04:22,310 --> 01:04:23,430 Bye, girls! 1174 01:04:23,470 --> 01:04:25,030 See you's at the bingo! 1175 01:04:25,030 --> 01:04:26,590 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1176 01:04:29,830 --> 01:04:31,870 I know what you've fucking done! 1177 01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:33,270 Less of the language. 1178 01:04:34,710 --> 01:04:35,710 Know what? 1179 01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:38,950 I've been in your flat. 1180 01:04:39,830 --> 01:04:40,870 What the hell were you doing 1181 01:04:40,910 --> 01:04:43,270 There's been another accident. 1182 01:04:44,190 --> 01:04:45,310 Oh, god. 1183 01:04:45,870 --> 01:04:47,110 Who is it this time? 1184 01:04:47,110 --> 01:04:48,070 Chris. 1185 01:04:48,070 --> 01:04:49,030 Chris? Chris who? 1186 01:04:49,030 --> 01:04:50,150 The other fucking barber! 1187 01:04:50,150 --> 01:04:51,590 Ooh, well done. 1188 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,910 I've been in your freezer. 1189 01:04:54,910 --> 01:04:56,310 You're that body parts killer. 1190 01:04:57,030 --> 01:04:57,990 I know. 1191 01:04:59,910 --> 01:05:01,150 What have you got in there? 1192 01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:02,910 Your pals. 1193 01:05:06,430 --> 01:05:07,510 Get in the fucking car. 1194 01:05:10,710 --> 01:05:13,310 What the hell are you playing at? 1195 01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:14,910 Eh? 1196 01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:17,190 Have you been driving around with... 1197 01:05:17,190 --> 01:05:18,510 You cannae keep them in the car! 1198 01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:19,870 Are you mental? 1199 01:05:19,870 --> 01:05:22,230 Look, I wanted to plant them in Chris's flat 1200 01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:24,670 and make it look like he was the killer, 1201 01:05:24,670 --> 01:05:25,950 but he's got a wee freezer. 1202 01:05:26,830 --> 01:05:27,870 What? 1203 01:05:27,870 --> 01:05:29,830 His freezer's too wee! 1204 01:05:31,430 --> 01:05:33,750 His freezer's too fuckin' wee! 1205 01:05:33,750 --> 01:05:36,590 Would you just listen to yourself? 1206 01:05:39,430 --> 01:05:42,110 I never saw the fuckin' point of you. 1207 01:05:48,670 --> 01:05:51,150 Chris Porter, last seen by Barney Thomson 1208 01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:52,390 on Monday evening 1209 01:05:52,390 --> 01:05:54,630 when he left Henderson's barbershop. 1210 01:05:54,670 --> 01:05:55,750 His girlfriend reported him missing 1211 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:56,870 the following afternoon. 1212 01:05:57,750 --> 01:06:00,110 Under my instruction, 1213 01:06:00,110 --> 01:06:03,270 di holdall and ds MacPherson were sent on a routine check 1214 01:06:03,270 --> 01:06:04,510 to the individual's flat, 1215 01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:06,950 where they found several body parts, 1216 01:06:06,990 --> 01:06:08,110 which I believe to be connected 1217 01:06:08,110 --> 01:06:10,190 to the serial killer's victims. 1218 01:06:10,190 --> 01:06:11,670 We're just waiting on pathology 1219 01:06:11,670 --> 01:06:12,790 for confirmation. 1220 01:06:12,790 --> 01:06:14,070 We also discovered a receipt 1221 01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:15,430 for a train ticket to London 1222 01:06:15,470 --> 01:06:16,590 the previous day. 1223 01:06:17,310 --> 01:06:18,950 Anything to add, 127? 1224 01:06:19,630 --> 01:06:21,630 It's too clean, sir. 1225 01:06:21,630 --> 01:06:24,230 It's like the evidence was laid on for us. 1226 01:06:24,270 --> 01:06:27,110 Now, there are follow-ups I'd like to instigate 1227 01:06:27,110 --> 01:06:28,950 before we go public. 1228 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:29,910 Barney Thomson? 1229 01:06:30,790 --> 01:06:32,230 You're obsessed. 1230 01:06:32,230 --> 01:06:33,910 I talked to the man yesterday. 1231 01:06:33,910 --> 01:06:34,990 You know where he was 1232 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:36,590 when Henderson went missing? 1233 01:06:36,590 --> 01:06:37,550 The bingo. 1234 01:06:37,950 --> 01:06:38,910 Does that sound like 1235 01:06:38,910 --> 01:06:40,390 a crazed serial killer to you? 1236 01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:43,830 Ah, Jenkins. 1237 01:06:43,830 --> 01:06:47,270 I've just completed the pathology report, sir. 1238 01:06:47,270 --> 01:06:48,630 You have the floor. 1239 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:51,190 It couldn't have been Porter who chopped up those bodies. 1240 01:06:51,190 --> 01:06:54,070 It's normal for there to be skin cells present 1241 01:06:54,070 --> 01:06:55,790 on anything we touch, 1242 01:06:55,790 --> 01:06:59,830 but with the vigorous chop-chop-chopping, 1243 01:06:59,830 --> 01:07:01,990 those would have been enhanced. 1244 01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:06,270 These skin cells determine the age of the assailant. 1245 01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:08,390 I'd state in a court of law 1246 01:07:08,430 --> 01:07:12,110 that this was done by someone in their late 60s, 1247 01:07:12,110 --> 01:07:13,630 early 70s. 1248 01:07:17,790 --> 01:07:18,790 Well, I'll be fucked. 1249 01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:22,310 So Porter's got an accomplice. 1250 01:07:22,310 --> 01:07:24,550 Exactly so, 119. 1251 01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:28,550 And it isn't Thomson, 127. 1252 01:07:29,430 --> 01:07:30,750 Right, 1253 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:33,190 you will now interview every old lag in Glasgow. 1254 01:07:33,230 --> 01:07:34,790 Every last one. 1255 01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:37,230 You go near Thomson again, 1256 01:07:37,230 --> 01:07:38,470 I'll put you on traffic. 1257 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,110 Get out there and find Porter's accomplice. 1258 01:07:48,070 --> 01:07:49,470 Why did you do it? 1259 01:07:49,470 --> 01:07:50,110 I don't know. 1260 01:07:50,190 --> 01:07:51,070 You do it once, 1261 01:07:51,070 --> 01:07:53,350 you sort of get the bug for it. 1262 01:07:54,830 --> 01:07:56,390 I can't explain, it's like... 1263 01:07:57,470 --> 01:07:59,150 You know you shouldn't, 1264 01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:00,670 and that's part of the kick, you know? 1265 01:08:01,550 --> 01:08:03,110 Going on dates, 1266 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:04,710 you never knew what you were going to get. 1267 01:08:05,350 --> 01:08:07,230 Fuckin' hell. 1268 01:08:07,230 --> 01:08:08,990 Well, what do you want me to say? 1269 01:08:09,670 --> 01:08:11,030 "Sorry?" 1270 01:08:11,030 --> 01:08:12,670 It's Noe as if I'm entirely without compassion. 1271 01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:14,590 I sent the relatives something to remember them by. 1272 01:08:15,430 --> 01:08:16,830 What, an arse? 1273 01:08:18,270 --> 01:08:19,270 Get off my back. 1274 01:08:25,670 --> 01:08:26,470 Did you kill dad? 1275 01:08:27,230 --> 01:08:28,510 Oh... 1276 01:08:28,510 --> 01:08:30,870 he fucked off to Australia. 1277 01:08:30,870 --> 01:08:32,230 I kept asking you why, 1278 01:08:32,230 --> 01:08:33,950 and you couldnae give me a straight answer. 1279 01:08:33,950 --> 01:08:34,830 You couldnae 1280 01:08:34,830 --> 01:08:36,710 because you fucking killed him. 1281 01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:37,710 Shite. 1282 01:08:38,430 --> 01:08:39,750 I never told you 1283 01:08:39,790 --> 01:08:41,510 because I knew you couldnae handle the truth. 1284 01:08:42,670 --> 01:08:44,190 So, what's the truth? 1285 01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:46,550 He moved to Harthill and opened a tobacconists. 1286 01:08:48,470 --> 01:08:50,950 Harthill's only five fucking miles away! 1287 01:08:50,950 --> 01:08:52,390 See? I knew you'd be like this. 1288 01:08:52,390 --> 01:08:53,870 Well, why didn't he keep in touch? 1289 01:08:53,870 --> 01:08:55,910 Maybe he was just like everybody else. 1290 01:08:55,910 --> 01:08:57,950 Maybe he couldn't be fucking bothered with you either. 1291 01:09:03,830 --> 01:09:04,790 Know why? 1292 01:09:06,470 --> 01:09:07,910 'Cause he wasn't your dad. 1293 01:09:09,630 --> 01:09:11,110 What do you mean he wasnae my dad? 1294 01:09:11,150 --> 01:09:11,750 Him. 1295 01:09:11,790 --> 01:09:12,710 That wee prick. 1296 01:09:12,710 --> 01:09:13,710 He wasnae your dad. 1297 01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:15,110 What's the matter with you? 1298 01:09:15,910 --> 01:09:17,310 Well, who-who was my dad? 1299 01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:19,110 "Who was my dad?" 1300 01:09:19,750 --> 01:09:22,310 - I don't bloody know. - How no? 1301 01:09:22,310 --> 01:09:23,910 - "How no?" - How fucking no? 1302 01:09:23,950 --> 01:09:25,790 I was a very busy lady back then! 1303 01:09:25,790 --> 01:09:26,870 I didn't know any of the punters' names! 1304 01:09:26,870 --> 01:09:27,830 I didn't want to know! 1305 01:09:31,390 --> 01:09:31,870 Punters? 1306 01:09:31,870 --> 01:09:34,430 As long as they paid up front, I didn't care. 1307 01:09:34,430 --> 01:09:36,430 I just pointed them round the back, 1308 01:09:36,430 --> 01:09:38,310 that way you don't have to look at their fucking ugly faces. 1309 01:09:38,310 --> 01:09:39,270 I had the women's realm 1310 01:09:39,310 --> 01:09:40,430 spread out on the chest of drawers, 1311 01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:41,510 I'd be flicking through that all day. 1312 01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:42,790 That's what got you through. 1313 01:09:42,790 --> 01:09:43,910 Vermin, the lot of them. 1314 01:09:43,910 --> 01:09:45,830 Don't you look at me like that. 1315 01:09:45,830 --> 01:09:47,550 You do anything to get by. 1316 01:09:47,550 --> 01:09:49,190 Your granny, she had a place above the butcher shop 1317 01:09:49,230 --> 01:09:50,470 on London road. 1318 01:09:51,070 --> 01:09:53,510 It's one the nail salons now. 1319 01:09:53,510 --> 01:09:54,470 Granny Beattie? 1320 01:09:54,510 --> 01:09:55,670 Aye. 1321 01:09:55,670 --> 01:09:56,750 Think what she had to do 1322 01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:58,310 to keep you in fucking Dolly mixture. 1323 01:09:58,310 --> 01:09:59,510 Aw, Christ... 1324 01:09:59,510 --> 01:10:00,670 What? That's life. 1325 01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:01,990 Is it fuck! 1326 01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:03,270 Oh, you would know, would you? 1327 01:10:03,310 --> 01:10:05,390 You, what, all the living you've been doing. 1328 01:10:05,390 --> 01:10:06,470 Look at you. 1329 01:10:06,470 --> 01:10:09,030 I thought I'd been careful. 1330 01:10:09,070 --> 01:10:11,270 And one day, of course, the inevitable happens, 1331 01:10:11,310 --> 01:10:12,550 and here we are. 1332 01:10:12,550 --> 01:10:14,150 Total fucking disaster. 1333 01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:17,430 I kept meaning to tell you. 1334 01:10:18,630 --> 01:10:21,270 You kept fucking meaning to tell me, did you? 1335 01:10:21,270 --> 01:10:22,630 You kept meaning to tell me? 1336 01:10:23,270 --> 01:10:24,550 This is shite! 1337 01:10:24,590 --> 01:10:26,510 Absolute fucking shite! 1338 01:10:26,510 --> 01:10:28,470 You don't give a fuck about anything, dae you? 1339 01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:30,430 It's all a fucking laugh to you. 1340 01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:32,070 This is my fucking life here! 1341 01:10:32,670 --> 01:10:33,990 This is shite. 1342 01:10:35,590 --> 01:10:37,030 This is fuckin' shite. 1343 01:10:45,830 --> 01:10:46,790 Get up. 1344 01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:51,230 Get up. 1345 01:10:52,470 --> 01:10:53,830 Will ya get up! 1346 01:10:55,350 --> 01:10:56,310 Look at you, 1347 01:10:56,310 --> 01:10:57,870 a big bubbly bairn! 1348 01:10:57,870 --> 01:10:59,550 You make me sick. 1349 01:10:59,550 --> 01:11:00,950 Be a man for once, will ya! 1350 01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,790 "Oh... mummy!" 1351 01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:05,990 "Oh, mummy, me want pudding!" 1352 01:11:06,030 --> 01:11:07,590 "Mummy!" 1353 01:11:07,590 --> 01:11:09,270 "What 'bout me!" 1354 01:11:09,270 --> 01:11:12,070 "Me want Beezer! Me want dandy!" 1355 01:11:12,070 --> 01:11:13,390 "Me want cuddles!" 1356 01:11:13,390 --> 01:11:15,030 "Me want cuddles, mummy!" 1357 01:11:15,630 --> 01:11:16,950 "Mummy, where's daddy?" 1358 01:11:16,950 --> 01:11:18,950 "Mummy! Mummy!" 1359 01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:20,710 "Mummy, I shat myself, mummy! 1360 01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,590 Mummy, I shat myself, mummy!" 1361 01:11:24,270 --> 01:11:25,750 "It's sticky, mummy!" 1362 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,390 "Me sticky!" 1363 01:11:27,390 --> 01:11:29,910 "I love you, mummy, I love you, mummy! 1364 01:11:29,910 --> 01:11:30,950 I love you, mummy." 1365 01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:32,870 "I love you, mummy!" 1366 01:11:32,910 --> 01:11:34,630 "I love you, mummy!" 1367 01:11:34,630 --> 01:11:36,710 "I love you, mummy, I love you!" 1368 01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:47,670 Mum? 1369 01:11:56,710 --> 01:11:57,630 Oh, mummy... 1370 01:11:59,150 --> 01:12:00,110 Mum... 1371 01:13:30,310 --> 01:13:31,550 Where the fuck's the boats? 1372 01:13:34,630 --> 01:13:35,510 Fuck it. 1373 01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:28,990 Fuck! 1374 01:14:34,590 --> 01:14:35,550 Oh, fuck. 1375 01:14:37,150 --> 01:14:38,430 Oh, fuck. 1376 01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:42,510 Oh, fuck it. 1377 01:14:52,230 --> 01:14:54,310 : Is that you taking your wee boy to school? 1378 01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,630 See he's out of the shops, then. 1379 01:15:00,550 --> 01:15:02,150 : You watch yourself, MacPherson. 1380 01:15:02,190 --> 01:15:03,750 She's spent the last 40 years 1381 01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,910 cutting up balls as Glasgow's biggest killer. 1382 01:15:05,910 --> 01:15:06,950 Friggin' idiot. 1383 01:15:09,390 --> 01:15:10,190 Where's Dodie? 1384 01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:11,750 Deid. 1385 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:12,710 "Deed?" 1386 01:15:12,710 --> 01:15:13,950 Did what? 1387 01:15:13,950 --> 01:15:14,910 Deid. 1388 01:15:14,910 --> 01:15:15,910 My Dodie. 1389 01:15:15,910 --> 01:15:17,470 Oh. Dodie died. 1390 01:15:18,150 --> 01:15:18,910 Fuck. 1391 01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:21,710 Forget that, MacPherson. 1392 01:15:23,670 --> 01:15:24,910 Chris Porter, 1393 01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:26,150 wanted for at least six murders 1394 01:15:26,150 --> 01:15:28,590 in the greater Glasgow area. 1395 01:15:28,590 --> 01:15:29,830 He had an accomplice, 1396 01:15:29,830 --> 01:15:32,590 somebody a bit... older. 1397 01:15:32,590 --> 01:15:34,510 You think my Dodie had something to do with this? 1398 01:15:34,510 --> 01:15:36,390 - Well. - Fuck off. 1399 01:15:36,390 --> 01:15:40,190 Dodie never did a favour for anybody in his life. 1400 01:15:40,190 --> 01:15:43,150 The only murdering he did was for himself and the family. 1401 01:15:47,030 --> 01:15:48,070 He'd do anything 1402 01:15:48,110 --> 01:15:49,990 for his family. 1403 01:15:49,990 --> 01:15:51,550 : You've got to look out for your mum, eh? 1404 01:15:51,950 --> 01:15:53,470 She'd do anything for me. 1405 01:15:53,990 --> 01:15:55,390 Anything at all. 1406 01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:00,150 Listen, sir, are you sure about this? 1407 01:16:00,150 --> 01:16:02,430 Look, the pathologist didn't say the gender, 1408 01:16:02,430 --> 01:16:03,590 just the age. 1409 01:16:03,630 --> 01:16:07,230 she takes the body parts on her coach trips. 1410 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,750 Pitlochry, Fraserburgh, Montrose, arbroath. 1411 01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,030 All the prize bingo, 1412 01:16:11,030 --> 01:16:14,710 and fuck-me-quick places these old biddies flock to. 1413 01:16:14,710 --> 01:16:16,950 Now, that's where she posts them from, 1414 01:16:16,950 --> 01:16:18,470 you know, giving the perfect alibi 1415 01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:19,710 to her beloved son. 1416 01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:21,150 Tell you what, 1417 01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:23,430 let's pump this old bag full of biscuits 1418 01:16:23,430 --> 01:16:26,550 and make her fucking squeal. 1419 01:17:39,190 --> 01:17:40,270 God bless. 1420 01:17:40,270 --> 01:17:41,110 Thanks for coming. 1421 01:17:43,030 --> 01:17:43,950 God bless, darling. 1422 01:17:45,070 --> 01:17:45,910 Thanks for coming. 1423 01:17:47,070 --> 01:17:49,670 I hear they found Wullie all chopped up. 1424 01:17:49,670 --> 01:17:50,790 What? 1425 01:17:50,790 --> 01:17:52,390 Are you coming to the fair tonight? 1426 01:17:52,870 --> 01:17:54,750 I'm burying my mother. 1427 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:55,870 I don't have time tae mess about 1428 01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:59,430 I'm run off my feet at work with the two of them dead, 1429 01:17:59,430 --> 01:18:01,110 so why don't you just fuck off! 1430 01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,270 "Two of them dead"? 1431 01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:04,550 I thought it was just Wullie. 1432 01:18:14,550 --> 01:18:15,590 Shite. 1433 01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:19,270 I didnae do it, Charlie. 1434 01:18:19,270 --> 01:18:20,430 I thought it was just Wullie. 1435 01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:22,430 It was Chris. 1436 01:18:22,430 --> 01:18:24,390 The police are looking for Chris. 1437 01:18:24,390 --> 01:18:25,390 It said on the radio. 1438 01:18:25,390 --> 01:18:27,070 Well, that's fine. 1439 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,310 It was nothing to do with me, do you hear me? 1440 01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:30,990 I didnae kill Wullie, I didnae kill Chris, 1441 01:18:30,990 --> 01:18:32,430 and don't you go telling the fucking police 1442 01:18:32,430 --> 01:18:33,350 any different, you hear me? 1443 01:18:33,390 --> 01:18:34,670 Okay, Barney, okay. 1444 01:18:34,670 --> 01:18:35,830 I won't go to the police. 1445 01:18:36,270 --> 01:18:37,750 Fucking dare you. 1446 01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:38,910 You fucking bastard! 1447 01:18:38,910 --> 01:18:39,910 What? 1448 01:18:39,910 --> 01:18:40,950 I'm sitting here begging you, 1449 01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:41,830 and that's all you can say to me? 1450 01:18:41,830 --> 01:18:43,710 - I didn't! - You bastard. 1451 01:18:43,710 --> 01:18:45,190 Don't you fucking dare! 1452 01:18:45,190 --> 01:18:47,110 Don't fucking dare, you hear me? 1453 01:18:47,110 --> 01:18:48,470 You're a fucking mental bastard. 1454 01:18:48,470 --> 01:18:50,150 Mental fucking bastard! 1455 01:18:50,150 --> 01:18:51,230 Mental bastard! 1456 01:18:54,990 --> 01:18:56,030 Jesus Christ. 1457 01:18:59,550 --> 01:19:00,310 Jesus Christ. 1458 01:19:43,390 --> 01:19:44,870 Yeah, well, business is picking up 1459 01:19:44,870 --> 01:19:46,270 now you're a celebrity, Barney, huh? 1460 01:19:47,150 --> 01:19:48,230 : Says here that Chris 1461 01:19:48,270 --> 01:19:49,550 might have went to the Netherlands. 1462 01:19:50,150 --> 01:19:51,670 They'll never catch him. 1463 01:19:51,670 --> 01:19:52,950 Not a chance. 1464 01:19:55,430 --> 01:19:57,630 I'm away for the barbers' college tomorrow. 1465 01:19:57,630 --> 01:19:59,550 Should have a couple more staff by Monday. 1466 01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:02,150 That'll make you head barber. 1467 01:20:02,950 --> 01:20:03,550 Oh, right. 1468 01:20:05,110 --> 01:20:06,110 Well, thanks, James. 1469 01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:08,670 Thanks very much. 1470 01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:10,790 Bloody reporters. 1471 01:20:10,790 --> 01:20:12,230 No, I'll get it. 1472 01:20:14,990 --> 01:20:16,350 Henderson's. 1473 01:20:16,350 --> 01:20:17,390 Barney Thomson? 1474 01:20:17,390 --> 01:20:18,790 Aye. 1475 01:20:18,790 --> 01:20:20,750 Maybe you'd better check on that body you've dumped. 1476 01:20:22,790 --> 01:20:23,790 Who is this? 1477 01:20:26,270 --> 01:20:28,270 Who... who is this? 1478 01:20:40,550 --> 01:20:41,510 : Here we go. 1479 01:20:42,670 --> 01:20:44,230 Tell me the mother's name again. 1480 01:20:45,510 --> 01:20:47,190 : Cemolina. 1481 01:20:47,190 --> 01:20:49,430 That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard. 1482 01:20:50,510 --> 01:20:52,590 She'd been running a lonely hearts ad. 1483 01:20:52,590 --> 01:20:54,070 I checked the p.O. Box, right? 1484 01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:55,390 Several replies. 1485 01:20:55,390 --> 01:20:57,630 So that's how the fucker picked his victims. 1486 01:20:57,630 --> 01:20:58,910 Yeah, you were right, sir. 1487 01:20:58,910 --> 01:20:59,950 She was the one posting the limbs 1488 01:20:59,950 --> 01:21:00,950 out on the coach tours. 1489 01:21:00,950 --> 01:21:02,990 All the dates, they all match. 1490 01:21:02,990 --> 01:21:05,310 What mothers will do for their sons. 1491 01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:05,990 Yeah. 1492 01:21:05,990 --> 01:21:06,950 Come on. 1493 01:21:10,470 --> 01:21:11,430 Don't lose him. 1494 01:21:11,430 --> 01:21:12,390 Yeah. 1495 01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:46,150 Barney Thomson. 1496 01:21:46,270 --> 01:21:47,270 I'm arresting you 1497 01:21:47,270 --> 01:21:49,710 for the murder of your colleagues, 1498 01:21:49,710 --> 01:21:51,950 Chris Porter and Wullie Henderson. 1499 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,830 And six other men from the Glasgow area. 1500 01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:55,950 Well, it's a wee bit more complicated than that. 1501 01:21:55,950 --> 01:21:57,710 Is this where you dumped the body of Chris Porter? 1502 01:21:57,710 --> 01:21:59,750 What did you come back here for? 1503 01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:01,030 The phone call. 1504 01:22:01,030 --> 01:22:01,710 The phone call? 1505 01:22:01,710 --> 01:22:03,110 We phoned him. 1506 01:22:05,990 --> 01:22:07,190 Holdall. 1507 01:22:07,190 --> 01:22:08,950 Great, you're just in time 1508 01:22:08,950 --> 01:22:10,750 to watch me make the arrest. 1509 01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:12,070 The fuck are you doing here? 1510 01:22:12,070 --> 01:22:13,990 I could ask you the same question. 1511 01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,670 We were tipped off by Thomson's pal, 1512 01:22:15,670 --> 01:22:17,070 Charlie Taylor. 1513 01:22:17,070 --> 01:22:19,230 Great wee pal you've got there, by the way. 1514 01:22:19,230 --> 01:22:20,390 Fucker. 1515 01:22:20,390 --> 01:22:21,510 Just kept tabs on him, and here we are. 1516 01:22:21,510 --> 01:22:22,630 You know, it just confirmed my belief 1517 01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:25,430 that Thomson was our man all along. 1518 01:22:25,430 --> 01:22:27,270 Yeah, bollocks. I solved this case. 1519 01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:28,310 Where the fuck were you? 1520 01:22:28,310 --> 01:22:29,550 Playing with your Fanny? 1521 01:22:29,550 --> 01:22:31,110 It was a double bluff. 1522 01:22:31,110 --> 01:22:32,310 I just wanted to let Thomson off the hook 1523 01:22:32,310 --> 01:22:34,830 so he'd make a mistake, relax a wee bit, 1524 01:22:34,830 --> 01:22:35,830 you know, fuck up? 1525 01:22:35,830 --> 01:22:37,110 'Course you came along 1526 01:22:37,110 --> 01:22:38,190 and nearly screwed the whole thing up. 1527 01:22:38,190 --> 01:22:40,830 Di Fuckwit and ds Debbie McGee. 1528 01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:43,590 The only reason he's here 1529 01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:45,830 is 'cause we tricked him into checking on the body. 1530 01:22:45,830 --> 01:22:47,150 Hey, I'll remember you 1531 01:22:47,150 --> 01:22:49,390 when they promote me to chief superintendent. 1532 01:22:49,390 --> 01:22:50,470 Maybe we'll let you and your monkey 1533 01:22:50,470 --> 01:22:52,990 at some third division football matches. 1534 01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:55,870 Be my guest. 1535 01:22:58,750 --> 01:22:59,910 What do you want, monkey? 1536 01:23:05,350 --> 01:23:05,950 Fuck's sake. 1537 01:23:07,230 --> 01:23:08,430 Whoa! 1538 01:23:08,430 --> 01:23:10,270 Guns. Well, I'm impressed. 1539 01:23:10,270 --> 01:23:11,110 Ain't you, MacPherson? 1540 01:23:11,110 --> 01:23:12,350 Oh, absolutely, sir. 1541 01:23:12,350 --> 01:23:14,110 Arrest this pair of bastards. 1542 01:23:15,270 --> 01:23:15,910 Oh, fuck... 1543 01:23:15,910 --> 01:23:17,950 The fuck are you doing with guns? 1544 01:23:17,950 --> 01:23:19,110 What are you doing with guns? 1545 01:23:19,110 --> 01:23:21,990 Of course we've got fucking guns. 1546 01:23:21,990 --> 01:23:23,270 Where did you get yours from? 1547 01:23:23,270 --> 01:23:25,990 Oh, not without my authorization. 1548 01:23:25,990 --> 01:23:27,470 Excuse me, can I just... 1549 01:23:29,030 --> 01:23:29,910 Okay. 1550 01:23:29,910 --> 01:23:30,910 Okay... 1551 01:23:30,910 --> 01:23:31,910 What form did you sign? 1552 01:23:31,910 --> 01:23:33,350 Uh, blue d 14. 1553 01:23:33,350 --> 01:23:35,710 Ha! You should have used the new pink d 13! 1554 01:23:35,710 --> 01:23:38,590 Well, nobody said anything to me about a pink d 13. 1555 01:23:38,590 --> 01:23:41,990 Oh, well, you obviously didn't see the red c 24. 1556 01:23:41,990 --> 01:23:43,390 Red? 1557 01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:44,830 Add "incorrect form filling" to the list of charges. 1558 01:23:44,830 --> 01:23:46,310 This is fucking ridiculous. 1559 01:23:46,310 --> 01:23:48,510 We're all supposed to be on the same side here. 1560 01:23:48,510 --> 01:23:50,590 All right, give us the guns, 1561 01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:51,870 and I'll forget about the assault charge. 1562 01:23:51,870 --> 01:23:53,870 Yeah? Well, what about the arrest report? 1563 01:23:53,870 --> 01:23:59,470 No. I just signed the guns out for personal protection. 1564 01:23:59,470 --> 01:24:03,110 Didn't want Mcmanaman telling you our plan. 1565 01:24:03,110 --> 01:24:05,870 All right, we'll forget about the arrest report. 1566 01:24:05,870 --> 01:24:08,390 you're not going to fucking jail! 1567 01:24:08,390 --> 01:24:11,630 Thankful? I gave you the fucking suspect, you tosser! 1568 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:12,990 Do you know what? 1569 01:24:12,990 --> 01:24:14,990 I've fucking changed my mind. 1570 01:24:14,990 --> 01:24:17,310 You're so fucking shafted, holdall! 1571 01:24:17,310 --> 01:24:18,470 Just give us the gun! 1572 01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:20,310 I'll give you the fucking gun! 1573 01:24:20,310 --> 01:24:22,430 Oh, big man, is it? 1574 01:24:22,430 --> 01:24:24,510 You havenae the fucking balls! 1575 01:24:24,510 --> 01:24:26,950 I'll fucking blow your fucking head off. 1576 01:24:26,950 --> 01:24:29,190 Oh! 1577 01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:30,070 MacPherson! 1578 01:24:30,070 --> 01:24:31,230 This is all your fault. 1579 01:24:31,230 --> 01:24:32,750 You're a fucking maniac! 1580 01:24:33,230 --> 01:24:34,990 Ah... 1581 01:24:34,990 --> 01:24:35,950 Shit! 1582 01:24:36,630 --> 01:24:37,830 I didn't mean it! 1583 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:44,870 Fuck you. 1584 01:25:32,790 --> 01:25:34,270 You thought all your birthdays 1585 01:25:34,270 --> 01:25:35,470 had come at once? 1586 01:25:36,070 --> 01:25:37,190 Well, forget it. 1587 01:25:38,110 --> 01:25:41,270 You are so fucked. 1588 01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:46,030 See, I'm out of this. 1589 01:25:49,070 --> 01:25:49,870 You did it. 1590 01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:52,910 You know what I am? 1591 01:25:53,990 --> 01:25:55,630 I'm a fucking hero. 1592 01:25:56,910 --> 01:25:58,350 I solved the crime. 1593 01:26:00,270 --> 01:26:02,350 I brought down the master criminal. 1594 01:26:03,190 --> 01:26:04,990 No. No, no, no. 1595 01:26:04,990 --> 01:26:06,870 See, it wasnae me. 1596 01:26:08,350 --> 01:26:09,950 I only killed Wullie and Chris. 1597 01:26:11,110 --> 01:26:12,790 And they were accidents. 1598 01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:15,790 And that's when I went to my mum, 1599 01:26:15,790 --> 01:26:17,230 and that's when I found out the truth. 1600 01:26:17,910 --> 01:26:18,910 You know, she... 1601 01:26:21,630 --> 01:26:22,510 These men, 1602 01:26:24,030 --> 01:26:25,670 they answered her ads in the paper. 1603 01:26:26,950 --> 01:26:28,950 Then she shagged them, 1604 01:26:29,910 --> 01:26:30,950 then killed them, 1605 01:26:30,950 --> 01:26:32,030 and fucking chopped them up, 1606 01:26:32,030 --> 01:26:33,990 and I'm the spawn of a monster. 1607 01:26:49,270 --> 01:26:51,310 According to the coroner, 1608 01:26:51,310 --> 01:26:56,110 the bodies had lain there approximately one week, 1609 01:26:56,110 --> 01:26:58,910 and again, I stress, 1610 01:26:58,910 --> 01:27:02,630 the parties concerned were not on police business. 1611 01:27:02,630 --> 01:27:03,990 Do you believe this incident 1612 01:27:03,990 --> 01:27:07,430 has anything to do with the body parts killer? 1613 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:10,790 : The two cases are completely unrelated. 1614 01:27:10,790 --> 01:27:12,470 Completely. 1615 01:27:12,470 --> 01:27:14,910 Chris Porter, he's our body parts killer. 1616 01:27:14,910 --> 01:27:18,870 Just a matter of time before we track him down. 1617 01:27:18,870 --> 01:27:19,910 Is there any truth 1618 01:27:19,910 --> 01:27:21,070 that the officers were meeting 1619 01:27:21,070 --> 01:27:23,590 for some kind of "menage-a-trois"? 1620 01:27:24,510 --> 01:27:25,990 : Well... 1621 01:27:25,990 --> 01:27:28,710 I mean, we can't be sure at this juncture, 1622 01:27:28,710 --> 01:27:31,310 but it's-it's beginning to look that way. 1623 01:27:32,390 --> 01:27:33,830 All right, who's next? 1624 01:27:33,830 --> 01:27:35,110 "Menage-a-trois"? 1625 01:27:36,110 --> 01:27:37,150 But there was four of them. 1626 01:27:39,510 --> 01:27:41,030 Aye, aye. 1627 01:27:41,030 --> 01:27:42,750 : Busy today. Filled to the gunnels. 1628 01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:43,790 Cut it yourself, buddy. 1629 01:27:45,990 --> 01:27:47,270 It's true what they say, 1630 01:27:47,270 --> 01:27:49,110 there's no such thing as bad publicity. 1631 01:27:49,110 --> 01:27:50,110 Thank you. 1632 01:27:55,430 --> 01:27:56,790 It's amazing what a serial killer does 1633 01:27:56,790 --> 01:27:57,790 for business. 1634 01:27:58,430 --> 01:28:00,270 Good to be alive. 1635 01:28:00,270 --> 01:28:02,150 How the fuck did that happen, eh? 1636 01:28:06,830 --> 01:28:08,670 Look at 'em, looking at me. 1637 01:28:08,670 --> 01:28:09,790 They're saying, 1638 01:28:09,790 --> 01:28:11,030 "there's that guy who got lucky. 1639 01:28:11,030 --> 01:28:12,870 Just missed being offed by that other barber." 1640 01:28:14,070 --> 01:28:15,470 Celebrity for a day 1641 01:28:15,470 --> 01:28:16,950 before I get back to being one of them, 1642 01:28:17,630 --> 01:28:18,750 waiting for the bus, 1643 01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:19,870 staring at a pigeon... 1644 01:28:19,870 --> 01:28:21,190 Hiya, Barney. 1645 01:28:21,190 --> 01:28:22,310 : No chance. 1646 01:28:23,430 --> 01:28:24,390 Barney? 1647 01:28:24,710 --> 01:28:25,670 Hi, Charlie. 1648 01:28:29,150 --> 01:28:30,190 A fresh start, eh? 1649 01:28:33,230 --> 01:28:34,030 Fresh start. 1650 01:28:35,150 --> 01:28:35,950 Thanks, Barney. 1651 01:28:37,830 --> 01:28:39,830 I'll tell you who I am. 1652 01:28:39,830 --> 01:28:41,510 That top chair is mine now. 1653 01:28:42,270 --> 01:28:42,950 I'm in the window, 1654 01:28:42,950 --> 01:28:45,190 looking back at all of you. 1655 01:28:45,190 --> 01:28:46,670 If you're passing, drop in. 1656 01:28:46,670 --> 01:28:48,310 We're busy, mind. 1657 01:28:48,310 --> 01:28:49,630 Everybody wants to spend a bit of time 1658 01:28:49,630 --> 01:28:50,590 with Barney Thomson, 1659 01:28:51,310 --> 01:28:52,070 legend. 1660 01:28:52,830 --> 01:28:53,830 What about that? 1661 01:29:59,430 --> 01:30:00,390 For fuck's sake. 1662 01:30:04,070 --> 01:30:05,070 We're off. 1663 01:30:20,430 --> 01:30:21,870 Oh, fuck it. 1664 01:30:22,510 --> 01:30:23,470 What now? 1665 01:30:24,710 --> 01:30:26,470 I'm going to have to fish it out with a spoon. 1666 01:30:26,470 --> 01:30:27,910 No, the fucking... 1667 01:30:32,990 --> 01:30:34,110 I'm so sorry. 1668 01:30:50,110 --> 01:30:51,230 You stupid bitch. 1669 01:30:51,230 --> 01:30:52,150 Evil bitch. 1670 01:30:52,150 --> 01:30:53,230 Your fucking face. 109930