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Oh, for shit's sake. Again?
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The fuck is going on that's so important
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you're missing our episodes?
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You should look into that, buster.
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Okay, here it is.
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Everyone is late with their rent.
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Evict her ass.
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You fucked with the wrong girl!
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You are about to witness the rebirth
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of a proactive member of society.
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I am impressed by your work
ethic and your dedication.
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That's why I'm making you supervisor.
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Okay.
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- Who are you talking to?
- It's just my stupid boyfriend.
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Wants me to give him a
sponge bath every night.
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- He's paraplegic.
- I'll do it.
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I need a new patient
for my practicum hours.
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Immigration! Nobody move!
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What the hell is going on?
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That's her. She's the leader.
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Thanks for the rehab.
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I biposied your lump, Mr. Ball.
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- It's benign.
- I don't have cancer!
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Frank found seven pounds
of meth that Monica had,
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and it's getting
flushed down the toilet.
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Nobody flushes 70,000 dollars'
worth of maternal bequest
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down the drain.
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So, you're the little
fuckers who stole my meth.
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- Uh, crap.
- Shit!
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Where's my fucking meth?
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He seemed pretty serious to me.
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For a meth head, he ran fast.
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Fuckin' Monica, fuckin' up our lives,
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- even in death.
- Hey, shh.
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Don't let Fiona hear
you. She'll go ballistic.
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- So, how scary was he?
- Was he big?
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- Was he armed?
- Did he know my name?
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You know, 'cause we can be pretty
fuckin' scary too if we have to.
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Agreed.
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Meeting adjourned.
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"Meeting adjourned"?
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You got some magical way
to get 70 grand in meth?
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I do not.
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I simply don't wish
to discuss it further.
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Are you high, Frank?
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High on life.
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High on possibility.
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You're the one who stirred up
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all this shit in the first place
by robbing the storage unit.
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I keep telling you,
that's the old Frank.
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You're talking to the new Frank.
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Or the young Frank.
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God, maybe it's not even Frank.
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Maybe it's Francis now.
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If you don't figure out a way
to help us out of this shit,
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I'm gonna take a tire iron to old Frank.
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You've been a drama queen since
the day you were born, Ian.
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Wouldn't stop screaming
until you were fully detoxed.
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This meth head doesn't
know where we live.
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We just have to stay
away from the storage unit
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and steer clear of the cemetery.
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And if he does manage
to find his way here,
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we stick by our story.
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The secret of what happened
to his meth lies with Monica,
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God bless her rotting soul.
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Shh!
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Mornin'.
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- Morning.
- Hey.
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Well, you're here early, Debs.
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Ah, yup. Gotta go.
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Yeah, you know, me too.
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Yup.
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Looking to the future
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is the order of the day, kids.
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No worrying about old news.
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What old news, Frank?
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I go by Francis now.
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Yevgeny never stops eating.
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The grocery bills are ridiculous.
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Mortgage is past due, tips
at Patsy's are for shit.
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The Alibi is empty.
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Makes me sick to say it,
but I'm starting to regret
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getting Svetlana arrested.
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Kevin, are you listening?
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What? Yes.
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Do we really have to
get these genetics tests?
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- They're expensive.
- Yes, we have to get 'em.
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What if I have the Bracka gene
and I gave it to one of 'em?
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Don't think you can
get ovarian cancer, Kev.
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Well, we still have to find
out what my shitty orphan genes
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have in store for them.
Don't want any more surprises.
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Hey.
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You guys still got those,
uh, cleaning products
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from the topless maid service?
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I gotta clean out the empty unit.
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Yeah, let me get 'em.
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Have you examined your breasts
in the shower this morning, Fiona?
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Good morning to you too, Kev.
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A self exam is no laughing matter.
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Do you even know how to do it right?
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'Cause it's not just here.
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Let me show you. Raise your arms.
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Are you serious?
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He won't stop until he shows
you. It's not a sex thing.
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It's a "save your life" thing.
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I thought your lump was benign.
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My lump was benign, but
the scare was very...
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shit, what is the word again?
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- Malignant.
- Malignant!
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Raise your arms, Fiona,
because "malignant"
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is not a word you ever
want to have to remember.
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Drop the overalls.
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All right. It's not just here.
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It's here too, and under the arms here.
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All right?
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I got it, thanks.
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Thank you.
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- Okay.
- All right, you're good.
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Okay.
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It's like having four toddlers.
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Most action I've gotten in weeks.
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So, now there's a meth dealer
coming out of the fuckin' woodwork.
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Hate to say I told you so.
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Really? 'Cause I think you
kind of fucking love it.
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Love it more if you listened to me.
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Ah, it's just so twisted.
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The meth dealer wanting
his stolen drugs back?
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That's what's twisted?
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That's what our mother left us.
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- You know, stolen drugs.
- Yeah... yeah, that, I'll give you.
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I guess I just never
really saw that before.
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Sobriety goggles are kind of
like the opposite of beer goggles.
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Fucked-up shit stops looking normal.
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Brad, ETA on the red Harley?
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End of the week.
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Brad says "end of the week,"
so probably next Wednesday.
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And fuckin' Charlie and Sierra.
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I... I... I mean, I can't even
hang with Lucas anymore 'cause...
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you know, I can't see
them or see her, just...
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... you know, clean or not,
the guy's a fucking prick.
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All right, and she wants to
be with him? I mean, it's...
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I don't know, it's fucking depressing.
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You're not depressed, Lip.
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You're self-obsessed.
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Here.
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- The fuck is this?
- This is a piece of shit
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that you're gonna turn
into not-a-piece-of-shit.
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Oh, are you giving me a project?
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I'm giving you something to
obsess about that isn't you.
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Fix it up. Make it run, make it pretty.
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What's the point?
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The point is to get
your head out of your ass
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before you decide to drink again
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and hit an even worse bottom.
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Dios mio.
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Ah...
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Brought you that
chocolate-flavored soy shit
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you like to pretend is coffee.
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With a side of snark,
just like I like it.
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I thought you had work today.
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Soon, yeah.
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So, that drug dealer that chased me?
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Can't seem to shake it off. I
don't know what's wrong with me.
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You laughing at me?
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Only because it's still hard for
me to tell when you're joking.
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Are you serious?
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Um... well, nothing's wrong with you.
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I think it's probably
hard for a normal human
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to shake off a drug dealer chasing them.
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Well, Gallaghers are
generally not normal humans.
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Grief can change people.
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What?
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Um... grief. I mean,
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your mother died. It changes you.
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Maybe you should talk to the counselor.
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Rather talk to you.
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In fact, I'd...
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... rather do something with
you that doesn't involve talking.
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Ah. Well, sorry.
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I am busy trying to help at-risk youth.
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Fuck... oh,
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- Jesus.
- Hey.
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What is that?
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Pretty sure it's baby shit.
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The woman you evicted
wiped baby shit everywhere?
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Yeah, parting gift.
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And I'm hoping it's baby shit.
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Right.
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- "Slumlord twat."
- Yeah.
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- Kind of a nice ring to it, huh?
- Yeah.
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So, you, uh... you here to tell me
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what your little family
meeting was about this morning?
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I was gonna ask about
borrowing your car.
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I got a friend who's in trouble.
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- Oh, what kind of trouble?
- It's a DUI.
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Oh. Right here.
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- Great. Thanks, Fi.
- Sure.
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Oh, hey, what time are you coming back?
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Hey. Ugh.
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Brought you a latte from
my fancy new latte maker.
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- Ooh, thanks.
- Ugh.
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You weren't kidding about this place.
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Ugh.
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- So, did you find a renter yet?
- No.
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I did spend $140 on credit checks.
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Turns out that nice clothes
and the appearance of money
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do not make for great credit.
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Why are you drawing on the walls?
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'Cause I'd rather my one good applicant
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not read the words "thunder cunt."
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Guy insisted on seeing the place today,
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and I don't have time to
paint before he gets here.
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Hey, good news. Charlotte and Trotter...
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from the gym? They wanna move in here.
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Wha... what is that smell?
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It's human feces.
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Do we like Charlotte
and Trotter from the gym?
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Charlotte's cool. Trotter's
a bit of a shit-show.
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So, you'd rather live
next to some stranger
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that your new sidepiece picks out?
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Can your friends pass a credit check?
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They're cool.
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And we pay our rent on
time and we vouch for them.
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I still have to run the
report. And I have to meet them.
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Fine.
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I'll set it up.
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My girlfriend's kind of a thunder cunt.
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Not just kind of.
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It's the fertility hormones.
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Is it?
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What up?
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What up, what up?
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How are you guys doing?
Come on, bring it in.
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Jesus.
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Hey...
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what the fuck happened?
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I drove into a house.
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- Serious?
- Yeah.
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You kill anybody?
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By the grace of a god
I don't believe in,
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the only thing I destroyed
was my own life...
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... and the house itself.
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Are you in pain?
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Both physical and existential.
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We'll stop by the drugstore, see
what they got for existential pain.
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Probably something over the counter.
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Watch your head.
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Ugh.
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Hey, Frank?
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- Some kid knocked over a bunch of orchids...
- It's Francis.
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What?
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My name.
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I made a new tag this morning.
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Did you know that the name Francis means
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"comes from France,"
which is a little galling,
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because the French use too
much butter in their cooking
258
00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:39,358
and they refuse to
pronounce the letter H.
259
00:13:39,359 --> 00:13:41,596
But the name Francis
is more commonly used
260
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:44,938
to refer to Saint Francis
of Assisi. Listen to this:
261
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,784
"Francis was designated
patron saint of Italy.
262
00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:51,464
He later became associated
with the patronage of animals,
263
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,702
and it became customary
to hold ceremonies
264
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:57,577
blessing animals on his
feast day of four October."
265
00:13:57,593 --> 00:14:01,441
Now, I do like being named for a saint,
266
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,739
and I've always been a lover of animals.
267
00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:08,650
Do I bless them?
268
00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:14,174
I would say yes.
269
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,914
Yes, I do.
270
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:20,699
And I will...
271
00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:23,518
... on my new birthday,
272
00:14:24,944 --> 00:14:27,969
which shall forthwith be held on
273
00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:30,192
four October.
274
00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:39,588
Did you wanna ask me something?
275
00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:43,610
I... forgot.
276
00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:45,299
Uh-huh.
277
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,941
Is it because my
presence brings you peace?
278
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,067
Sorry I had to call you.
279
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:07,495
It's not a problem.
280
00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:13,673
No one in my family would take my call.
281
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,144
What's funny?
282
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,338
They're gonna take away
my tenure and fire me.
283
00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:31,003
Ah...
284
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,158
Why is that funny?
285
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:47,052
Also, there's the G1 and G2 APOL gene
286
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:50,874
that causes kidney disease.
I really don't want that one.
287
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:53,789
Or the Bracka 1, or Bracka 2,
288
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:56,720
or the RET proto-oncogene...
289
00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:58,425
which, I don't even know
what diseases it causes.
290
00:15:58,462 --> 00:16:00,372
It just sounds horrible saying it.
291
00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:04,543
Mr. Ball, you are in fine shape
292
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,111
as inheritable diseases go.
293
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,521
Oh, I'm in fine shape.
294
00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:09,870
I'm in fine shape. I'm in fine shape.
295
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,109
What the hell is that supposed to mean,
296
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:12,568
"I'm in fine shape"? Because in science,
297
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,300
a positive can mean a bad thing.
298
00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,483
And a negative can mean a good thing.
299
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,254
It's crazy confusing.
300
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,732
Fascinating.
301
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:23,159
What is? What are you writing
down? What is fascinating?
302
00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:26,538
- What is fascinating?
- Okay. Doctor, just...
303
00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:29,310
tell us about his genes.
And speak in plain language.
304
00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:31,024
This is a little over our heads.
305
00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:34,090
You have a very rare
chromosomal pattern, Mr. Ball.
306
00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:36,804
You are, more specifically,
one in two billion.
307
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,177
Uh, were you aware you are
from the Huntsville subgroup?
308
00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:42,410
What the hell is that?
309
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,279
It's a genetic signature
that only comes from
310
00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:46,354
one very particular area in Kentucky.
311
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,117
Uh, they were cut off from civilization
312
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:50,414
by the Johnsville flood in 1826.
313
00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:53,075
Uh, trapped in a rural
area known as a "hollar,"
314
00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,565
until someone found them
again 120 years later.
315
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:56,628
As a result,
316
00:16:56,634 --> 00:17:00,067
they are one of the most inbred
populations in the United States.
317
00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:05,091
- Did you say "inbred"?
- Did you say "Kentucky"?
318
00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:16,336
What's that smell?
319
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,155
It's, uh... it's temporary.
320
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,149
It'll be gone way before you move in.
321
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,609
And I'm gonna give these walls
a nice coat of fresh paint too.
322
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,789
Ooh, how's the water pressure?
323
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,737
It's great. Feel free to check.
324
00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:33,329
- You a smoker?
- Nah, I prefer edibles.
325
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,178
- Pets?
- Allergic.
326
00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:39,211
- Kids?
- No kids.
327
00:17:39,237 --> 00:17:40,578
No parties.
328
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,912
Pretty much no life outside of work.
329
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,025
- What do you do?
- Tech.
330
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,400
90 hour weeks, and that's if I'm lucky.
331
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,335
I basically just need a
place to sleep and shower.
332
00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:53,706
Well, I need first month, last
month, and security deposit.
333
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:55,105
Not a problem.
334
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,168
Come on in.
335
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,111
Easy.
336
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:09,973
Gotcha.
337
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:13,509
Oh, I'll grab this.
338
00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:22,192
- Are you hungry?
- No.
339
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:24,843
- No?
- No.
340
00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:36,316
Hey, I'm gonna get you some groceries.
341
00:18:36,317 --> 00:18:38,275
Don't bother.
342
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,941
They'll just go bad while I'm in prison.
343
00:18:40,942 --> 00:18:42,816
Prison?
344
00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:46,265
As soon as I get in front of the judge,
345
00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:48,597
they'll lock me up for good.
346
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,758
Well.
347
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,160
Get you some food.
348
00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:59,482
I'll come back, we'll
make some calls, and, uh...
349
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,251
... find you a lawyer, all right?
350
00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:17,245
It's, like, the most perfect
situation in the world.
351
00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:19,982
Lakisha gets her nursing
practicum hours, and I'm free.
352
00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,186
What?
353
00:19:23,519 --> 00:19:26,358
- She'll be giving him sponge baths.
- And you're okay with that.
354
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,830
- You guys, she's making him happy.
- Exactly.
355
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,181
Not like that.
356
00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:33,067
You guys think like that?
357
00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:37,871
- Well, you seem pretty over Neil anyway.
- No, I'm not over him.
358
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:42,048
I mean, I am... over
him, I guess, but...
359
00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:44,003
I can't afford to lose Neil's disability
360
00:19:44,024 --> 00:19:46,690
and have to pay for childcare
and rent and everything.
361
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:50,109
Then you might want to try to
be the one who makes him happy.
362
00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:56,008
- All right, so, I'll Venmo you by Monday.
- Perfect. Thanks.
363
00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:57,150
Thank you.
364
00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,316
Hey.
365
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,308
Are you applying to live here?
366
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:07,828
Yup. Bahir.
367
00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:09,857
Oh...
368
00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:13,358
It's really not a good idea, Bahir.
369
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,108
I've been here three years.
370
00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:18,183
The place is fucking
riddled with bedbugs.
371
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:21,698
And the new landlady, she's
too cheap to bug bomb the place.
372
00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,567
Oh, shit.
373
00:20:23,794 --> 00:20:25,114
Hey, thanks for the heads-up.
374
00:20:25,239 --> 00:20:26,915
Yeah, of course.
375
00:20:27,237 --> 00:20:28,440
And...
376
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,947
I dunno, you might
wanna burn those clothes.
377
00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:32,274
Little fuckers are...
378
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,426
... like, bouncin'
off the walls in here.
379
00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:36,792
- Ugh...
- I know.
380
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,817
Okay, bye.
381
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,850
Yeah, you handle DUI?
382
00:20:45,508 --> 00:20:47,317
No, no, it's... it's for a friend.
383
00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:52,497
- Sure, yeah, I can hold.
- Wasting your time.
384
00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:54,441
Hey, shut up and eat your fries.
385
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,295
Yeah, I'm still here.
386
00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:03,379
Um, I don't know. He blew a...
387
00:21:03,384 --> 00:21:04,990
1.8.
388
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,507
I promise I won't drive anywhere.
389
00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:14,736
Sorry, yeah. I'm still here, yeah.
390
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,737
He blew a 1.8.
391
00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:20,899
Yeah, he hit a house.
392
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,677
Um, but he didn't
injure anyone. Got lucky.
393
00:21:25,942 --> 00:21:27,440
First DUI?
394
00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:29,781
No, it's his second.
395
00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:32,600
- Fifth.
- What?
396
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,025
No, sorry. It's, um...
397
00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:36,400
... it's his fifth DUI.
398
00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:39,858
Hello?
399
00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:44,024
Prick hung up on me.
400
00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:46,193
Told you you're wasting your time.
401
00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:48,582
Fifth DUI?
402
00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,149
I mean, h... how does that even happen?
403
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,379
Ask me again when you're 60.
404
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,809
Place smells like...
405
00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:00,900
dog shit.
406
00:22:01,025 --> 00:22:04,462
- Ah, it's baby shit, actually.
- Wow.
407
00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,844
You should go into sales.
408
00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:09,213
I scrubbed the place down,
409
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,440
but the smell seems to be lingering.
410
00:22:11,565 --> 00:22:13,317
I'm gonna give the walls
a fresh coat of paint.
411
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:14,901
Should take care of it.
412
00:22:15,317 --> 00:22:17,429
- We'll take it.
- Great.
413
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,357
- Actually...
- So, what do you need?
414
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:21,173
First, last, security? 1,800?
415
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,644
Uh, no.
416
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,762
Well, yes, I need first,
last, and security,
417
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:30,014
- but the rent is 1,000 a month.
- 1,000?
418
00:22:30,031 --> 00:22:32,565
- You're not serious.
- Mel and Nessa said they pay six.
419
00:22:32,566 --> 00:22:34,366
Well, that's 'cause
they've been here a while.
420
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,962
Will the oven full of
baked shit cost extra?
421
00:22:43,747 --> 00:22:44,841
Ugh.
422
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:46,909
I'll clean that up.
423
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,680
Look, I will give you
2,100, cash, right now.
424
00:22:49,714 --> 00:22:50,998
That's 700 a month.
425
00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:53,308
The rent is 1,000 a month.
426
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,390
And I already promised it to
427
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:58,689
a nice, quiet tech guy
who's happy to pay the 1,000.
428
00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:01,763
So, you can put in, uh, an application
429
00:23:01,789 --> 00:23:05,197
for any future vacancies,
but they'll be a grand too.
430
00:23:05,322 --> 00:23:08,108
Tech guy named Bahir?
431
00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:11,397
Yeah.
432
00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:16,098
Come on, lady-friends.
433
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,274
I'll make you a fancy coffee
while you fill out the application.
434
00:23:26,525 --> 00:23:28,603
Gallagher, your uncle find you?
435
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:32,243
- What uncle?
- He stopped by looking for you. 50s, skinny.
436
00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:34,916
Kind of dirty sexy. Cheekbones for days.
437
00:23:34,942 --> 00:23:38,393
- Shit. What'd you tell him?
- That you weren't here.
438
00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:40,515
He said no problem, he'll
see you back at your house.
439
00:23:41,513 --> 00:23:42,982
Fuck.
440
00:23:43,107 --> 00:23:44,797
We have a shift!
441
00:23:50,747 --> 00:23:51,855
Carl!
442
00:23:52,336 --> 00:23:53,857
Fiona!
443
00:23:54,691 --> 00:23:56,274
Anybody home?
444
00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:57,715
Fuck!
445
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,825
Where is my fucking meth?
446
00:24:04,953 --> 00:24:06,482
You need to think about
it a little more, huh?
447
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,046
Hey!
448
00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:12,348
Let him go!
449
00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:19,502
Monica's dead.
450
00:24:19,523 --> 00:24:20,895
We don't know anything about your meth.
451
00:24:20,922 --> 00:24:22,357
Bullshit.
452
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,374
Monica is fuckin' indestructible.
453
00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:25,817
There's no way she just lost
454
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:29,017
seven pounds of meth,
so either she smoked it,
455
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:32,180
or she sold it, or her
fucked-up family stole it.
456
00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:33,840
And in any one of those scenarios,
457
00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:36,759
I am still owned 70-fucking-grand!
458
00:24:37,224 --> 00:24:39,343
Fucking stop! Stop!
459
00:24:39,373 --> 00:24:42,451
My money or my meth. You
got 24 hours. You understand?
460
00:24:42,576 --> 00:24:43,813
After that,
461
00:24:43,866 --> 00:24:47,146
you start worrying about
little Debbie, little Liam,
462
00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:48,889
and pretty little Fiona.
463
00:24:56,844 --> 00:24:57,916
Okay.
464
00:24:58,644 --> 00:24:59,774
You all right?
465
00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:01,024
- Yeah.
- You all right?
466
00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:02,524
Fuck.
467
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,656
No, I mean, it's bad.
468
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,275
You know? It's "nothing but vodka
and mustard in the fridge" bad.
469
00:25:11,306 --> 00:25:13,066
Wonder what he's putting the mustard on?
470
00:25:13,332 --> 00:25:16,732
And five DUIs? I mean, I don't
even think Frank has five DUIs.
471
00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:19,825
- Only 'cause he doesn't have a car.
- I tried six lawyers.
472
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,931
They all hung up on
me. I mean, he's fucked.
473
00:25:21,952 --> 00:25:23,524
Right? I mean, he's going to prison?
474
00:25:23,726 --> 00:25:24,982
Not necessarily.
475
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,629
If he can get sober for real
476
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:29,379
and show a judge he's serious...
but that's his only shot.
477
00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:32,170
I don't know...
478
00:25:33,134 --> 00:25:35,399
you know, I don't think this
guy could ever get sober.
479
00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:37,337
Know who else they said that about?
480
00:25:37,687 --> 00:25:40,441
You and me, and everyone
who ever got sober.
481
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,711
Can I help you find something, sir?
482
00:25:54,114 --> 00:25:55,482
Uh, fertilizer?
483
00:25:55,607 --> 00:25:58,925
Yes, sir. Uh, against the
wall, next to the roses.
484
00:25:58,945 --> 00:26:00,391
Oh, she's a good girl.
485
00:26:00,444 --> 00:26:04,769
Yes, aren't you a good girl?
Yes, you are a good girl.
486
00:26:04,817 --> 00:26:07,474
Are you feeding her? No, don't do that.
487
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,938
- But I'm her patron.
- What?
488
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:13,486
No, she's a service dog. You're
not even supposed to pet her.
489
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:16,826
I'll lead you to the roses.
490
00:26:16,858 --> 00:26:18,930
- This way.
- Thank you.
491
00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,464
- There are steps.
- Hey, Frank,
492
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,906
- great. You didn't lose your job yet.
- Thank you.
493
00:26:23,341 --> 00:26:25,674
Fiona, when you address me,
494
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:29,396
I'd prefer you call me "Dad,"
or "Father," or "Francis."
495
00:26:29,397 --> 00:26:32,993
Or on more formal occasions,
I'll also accept "Saint."
496
00:26:33,745 --> 00:26:37,899
Uh-huh. You get, uh, an
employee discount, Saint Francis?
497
00:26:38,024 --> 00:26:39,479
I do.
498
00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:41,300
That's great, 'cause
this stuff's pricey.
499
00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:42,732
How much off?
500
00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:46,579
Oh, I'm sorry, but my discount
doesn't cover family or friends.
501
00:26:46,775 --> 00:26:49,344
All right, then you buy
it, and I'll pay you back.
502
00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:53,565
N... that would be unethical.
503
00:26:53,566 --> 00:26:55,033
Here.
504
00:26:57,197 --> 00:26:59,149
So, what is that, seven dollars?
505
00:26:59,274 --> 00:27:02,067
I give what I have to the poor.
506
00:27:02,313 --> 00:27:04,273
Fuck off, Frank.
507
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,407
Yo!
508
00:27:12,441 --> 00:27:14,230
Shit! Fuck.
509
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,440
Hey! Hey!
510
00:27:16,441 --> 00:27:17,857
Youens! Hey, hey!
511
00:27:17,858 --> 00:27:19,121
Come here.
512
00:27:19,147 --> 00:27:20,533
Come here, come here.
513
00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:22,782
You're good, you're good,
514
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,212
you're good. You're all right.
515
00:27:24,254 --> 00:27:25,411
You're all right.
516
00:27:25,463 --> 00:27:27,566
You're all right.
517
00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:29,994
You're all right.
518
00:27:30,522 --> 00:27:32,024
Okay?
519
00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,108
That's all right. There you go.
520
00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:38,008
The broken ribs hurt
worse than the broken arms.
521
00:27:41,524 --> 00:27:44,111
Ow. What are you doing back?
522
00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:47,633
I got you some groceries.
523
00:27:48,779 --> 00:27:50,527
Pasta, 'cause it's easy.
524
00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:53,732
You know, frozen meals
for the microwave.
525
00:27:58,224 --> 00:28:00,272
And I wanna talk to you about rehab.
526
00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:04,976
You know, I, uh...
527
00:28:05,742 --> 00:28:08,381
... I haven't had a drink
in months now, and...
528
00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:11,817
... believe it or not, it
feels pretty fucking good.
529
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:19,340
I appreciate your help today.
530
00:28:20,597 --> 00:28:21,857
But I have to...
531
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:24,783
I have to figure out some
very pressing things...
532
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,888
... like how I'm gonna wipe my ass
533
00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:29,662
when it comes time to take a shit...
534
00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:35,284
And how quickly I can
drink myself to death,
535
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,903
so I don't have to work up the
courage to commit suicide...
536
00:28:38,726 --> 00:28:40,941
... because there's no
way I'm going to prison.
537
00:28:43,482 --> 00:28:44,908
So...
538
00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:47,679
... with great affection...
539
00:28:48,386 --> 00:28:49,996
... and gratitude...
540
00:28:51,781 --> 00:28:53,760
... I'm gonna have to
ask you to piss off.
541
00:29:17,817 --> 00:29:19,266
I think I'm gonna go.
542
00:29:19,271 --> 00:29:20,941
No, no, no, don't go.
543
00:29:21,109 --> 00:29:22,671
It's been so quiet around here.
544
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,857
It makes me feel weird
about day drinking.
545
00:29:25,047 --> 00:29:27,492
That's 'cause all the fucking
hipsters chased away the locals.
546
00:29:27,495 --> 00:29:29,469
Then the Russians chased
away all the hipsters.
547
00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:31,020
And then ICE chased
away all the Russians.
548
00:29:31,031 --> 00:29:32,858
And now we can't pay our mortgage.
549
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,231
Okay, finish your day
drink. Next one's on me.
550
00:29:36,263 --> 00:29:37,873
Oh, my goodness!
551
00:29:37,889 --> 00:29:39,542
I found them.
552
00:29:39,837 --> 00:29:41,812
What?
553
00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,460
What do you mean, "What?"
You don't see that?
554
00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,006
See what?
555
00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:47,774
What? What are we looking at?
556
00:29:47,775 --> 00:29:49,274
The Huntsville subgroup.
557
00:29:49,275 --> 00:29:50,767
Which is what?
558
00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:55,472
Whoa! Kev, you found your family.
559
00:29:55,514 --> 00:29:58,254
- No, I don't have a family.
- Kev, baby,
560
00:29:58,270 --> 00:30:01,348
this is huge. These are your ancestors.
561
00:30:01,369 --> 00:30:03,412
When we dig deeper,
we'll find your family.
562
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,733
You're not an orphan anymore.
563
00:30:04,747 --> 00:30:07,071
V, do you remember what that
doctor said? They're inbred.
564
00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:08,774
What if they try to eat us?
565
00:30:09,003 --> 00:30:11,003
- I think that's cannibals.
- Well, whatever.
566
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,607
They abandoned me,
567
00:30:12,608 --> 00:30:14,700
so they're terrible people, right?
568
00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,947
Why don't you try Eric Scarton?
569
00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:34,319
- Spell it?
- S-C-A-R-T-O-N.
570
00:30:36,107 --> 00:30:38,077
"Eric Scarton." The
dude sounds like a pussy.
571
00:30:38,141 --> 00:30:40,569
Ah, shit.
572
00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,009
What?
573
00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,111
Found his criminal record.
574
00:30:44,296 --> 00:30:47,770
- Spent over a decade in the Statesville Pen.
- Why?
575
00:30:47,942 --> 00:30:49,348
Tried to kill a guy...
576
00:30:49,712 --> 00:30:51,058
... with a spoon.
577
00:30:51,253 --> 00:30:52,899
With a spoon?
578
00:30:55,817 --> 00:30:58,567
He carved out some dude's
eyeball and fucking ate it.
579
00:30:58,588 --> 00:31:01,524
Shit. Monica could really pick 'em, huh?
580
00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:05,336
Hey, guys.
581
00:31:06,186 --> 00:31:08,842
Came home early to
spend some quality time.
582
00:31:10,234 --> 00:31:12,981
- Um.
- It's over, Debbie.
583
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:16,152
I'm in love with my nurse
and you're a horrible person.
584
00:31:16,277 --> 00:31:18,389
- No offense.
- "No offense"?
585
00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:20,560
You know he can't edit his thoughts.
586
00:31:21,192 --> 00:31:23,377
You don't love me,
587
00:31:23,858 --> 00:31:25,690
and Lakisha does.
588
00:31:25,691 --> 00:31:27,941
She helped me discover...
589
00:31:27,942 --> 00:31:29,774
... my prostate.
590
00:31:29,775 --> 00:31:32,689
And my nipples, and my
other erogenous zones,
591
00:31:32,755 --> 00:31:34,755
and you were just
using me for my money...
592
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,440
... which is mean.
593
00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:41,690
- What, Carl?
- Come home right now.
594
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,859
Emergency family
meeting. Don't tell Fiona.
595
00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,607
All right, so he tells me to piss off.
596
00:31:48,608 --> 00:31:50,786
You told me to piss off
first time I met you.
597
00:31:50,829 --> 00:31:52,043
No, I didn't.
598
00:31:52,168 --> 00:31:55,022
Right, you just accused me
of wanting to suck your dick.
599
00:31:55,025 --> 00:31:57,274
Look, he's... he's covered in puke,
600
00:31:57,275 --> 00:32:00,261
passed out, facedown on his broken arms,
601
00:32:00,288 --> 00:32:01,690
and I clean him up.
602
00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:03,476
Right? Which is may
wore than I've ever done
603
00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:05,109
for my prick of a father.
604
00:32:05,234 --> 00:32:07,659
So why am I feeling guilty
that I'm not over there
605
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:09,524
wiping his ass for him?
606
00:32:09,811 --> 00:32:11,860
Well, maybe it's because
he wiped your ass for you
607
00:32:11,881 --> 00:32:13,829
- when you needed it.
- Fuck that, he just wrote a check.
608
00:32:13,845 --> 00:32:17,358
Yeah, with money that he worked
hard to earn and didn't owe you.
609
00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:20,440
You... you know what you haven't been
610
00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:22,024
since your old professor ran his car
611
00:32:22,035 --> 00:32:23,524
- into a house, though?
- What?
612
00:32:23,597 --> 00:32:24,631
Depressed.
613
00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:26,764
Know why?
614
00:32:27,024 --> 00:32:30,176
'Cause fixing a fellow human's
even better than fixing a bike.
615
00:32:30,605 --> 00:32:33,025
And by the way, it's
how we stay sober...
616
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:34,795
by being of service,
617
00:32:35,105 --> 00:32:37,640
and by wiping asses
when they need wiping.
618
00:32:37,765 --> 00:32:40,372
And by helping other
drunks get what we got.
619
00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,566
You... y... you think I
like listening to your shit?
620
00:32:43,591 --> 00:32:44,629
I don't.
621
00:32:44,638 --> 00:32:45,744
- No?
- No.
622
00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:48,845
'Cause I'm a self-centered
prick like you, but...
623
00:32:49,531 --> 00:32:51,775
... when I listen to
your shit, I feel better.
624
00:32:52,857 --> 00:32:54,732
So, it's a selfish thing.
625
00:32:54,857 --> 00:32:56,447
Yeah, now you're getting it.
626
00:32:56,869 --> 00:32:59,359
Gimme a sec, be right there.
627
00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:03,019
Yo, Carl, what's up?
628
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,698
Wait, what?
629
00:33:08,441 --> 00:33:09,857
All right.
630
00:33:09,982 --> 00:33:11,525
All right.
631
00:33:17,807 --> 00:33:19,490
Oh, no.
632
00:33:20,018 --> 00:33:21,732
Damn!
633
00:33:21,857 --> 00:33:23,565
Kevin!
634
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,482
I got the bill for your surgery.
635
00:33:25,535 --> 00:33:27,951
$1,500 just for anesthesia?
636
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,358
Kevin!
637
00:33:34,025 --> 00:33:35,482
What's this?
638
00:33:35,483 --> 00:33:36,734
It's me.
639
00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:39,941
It's the only picture in
my foster child folder.
640
00:33:39,942 --> 00:33:42,316
Cops found me at a gas station,
641
00:33:42,317 --> 00:33:43,933
and no one ever came looking for me,
642
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,290
and now you want me to go back to 'em.
643
00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:48,468
- Well, don't you want to?
- Yes.
644
00:33:48,775 --> 00:33:50,690
Who will give me tour
of the back, please?
645
00:33:50,691 --> 00:33:53,149
- Who are you?
- I am realtor.
646
00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:55,314
Hired by owner to sell shit-hole bar.
647
00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,081
- What?
- Svetlana.
648
00:33:57,206 --> 00:33:58,948
She can't do that, can she?
649
00:33:58,988 --> 00:34:00,176
She own, she can.
650
00:34:00,301 --> 00:34:02,565
That's it. Enough of this shit.
651
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,757
Show her nothing, Kev.
652
00:34:21,513 --> 00:34:24,093
Do you examine your
breasts on a regular basis?
653
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,191
Monica's ex found us?
654
00:34:30,192 --> 00:34:32,108
Yeah, he tried to drown
me in my own hot tub.
655
00:34:32,109 --> 00:34:35,600
Ian and I got, like, nine grand
between us. You got any money left?
656
00:34:36,025 --> 00:34:38,322
Uh, no. Only a couple hundred.
657
00:34:38,355 --> 00:34:40,228
I had to pay off some debts. Debs?
658
00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:43,030
- Doesn't have any.
- Spent it all on equipment and welding school.
659
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,074
I'm broke.
660
00:34:44,258 --> 00:34:46,108
- Liam?
- Yeah?
661
00:34:46,109 --> 00:34:49,128
You have, uh, any idea what
Fiona did with your meth?
662
00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:50,607
No.
663
00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:54,752
We have to ask her.
664
00:34:54,798 --> 00:34:56,358
- No.
- Hell no.
665
00:34:56,483 --> 00:34:58,262
Well, has somebody got a better idea?
666
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,316
Something you can sell? I mean,
667
00:35:01,317 --> 00:35:03,488
someone you know that could
loan us that kind of money?
668
00:35:03,508 --> 00:35:04,969
Hey, Debs, how about Neil?
669
00:35:05,032 --> 00:35:06,828
He literally just broke up with me.
670
00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:08,108
He said I'm a horrible person.
671
00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,193
Evening, family.
672
00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:14,171
- Jesus, Frank!
- Whoa.
673
00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,731
- Is that a squirrel?
- What the hell is that?
674
00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:18,816
Roadkill, I'm afraid.
675
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:21,653
I'll give him a proper burial tomorrow.
676
00:35:21,778 --> 00:35:23,108
Jesus.
677
00:35:23,109 --> 00:35:24,306
Indeed.
678
00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:25,695
Frank, do you have any cash?
679
00:35:25,742 --> 00:35:27,400
We gotta pay this Eric guy, for real.
680
00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:28,603
Of course.
681
00:35:30,176 --> 00:35:31,483
Thanks.
682
00:35:34,659 --> 00:35:36,359
Seven fucking dollars?
683
00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:40,066
We could rob where you work.
684
00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:42,530
- Know where they keep the safe?
- Absolutely not.
685
00:35:42,565 --> 00:35:45,024
You're the one that got
us into this shit, Frank.
686
00:35:45,025 --> 00:35:46,437
Monica.
687
00:35:46,627 --> 00:35:48,897
Not me. And it's Francis now.
688
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:51,400
I no longer resonate with a hard K.
689
00:35:51,759 --> 00:35:53,749
Oh, fuck it.
690
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,922
- Let's talk to Fiona.
- Yep.
691
00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:07,524
That's strange.
692
00:36:07,649 --> 00:36:09,775
I have...
693
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:12,695
... I have a strange...
694
00:36:12,734 --> 00:36:15,229
... a strange feeling. I... oof.
695
00:36:15,288 --> 00:36:19,055
Liam, do I feel warm to you?
696
00:36:20,067 --> 00:36:21,941
Nah.
697
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:27,060
Ah.
698
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,826
My back.
699
00:36:32,888 --> 00:36:34,399
It's like...
700
00:36:35,283 --> 00:36:38,565
... my blood is warming.
701
00:36:52,525 --> 00:36:53,521
Sign over the bar to me
702
00:36:53,538 --> 00:36:55,372
and I'll tell them that
we were legit married
703
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:57,597
and this was all just a big mistake.
704
00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,543
No.
705
00:37:00,181 --> 00:37:02,053
I will sell my bar and live like a queen
706
00:37:02,107 --> 00:37:03,751
in Russia with all my money.
707
00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:05,195
Bullshit.
708
00:37:05,402 --> 00:37:07,852
Your dream is a Quiznos in Kansas.
709
00:37:13,346 --> 00:37:15,399
I keep two-thirds of bar.
710
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,358
One-third, and you pay
Kev's medical bills.
711
00:37:18,359 --> 00:37:21,857
You also agree to take care of
the three kids three days a week.
712
00:37:21,858 --> 00:37:23,908
- We are thrupple again?
- No.
713
00:37:23,928 --> 00:37:26,449
I manage bar and all bills.
714
00:37:26,508 --> 00:37:28,199
We do that together, and you teach me
715
00:37:28,215 --> 00:37:30,108
- what I don't know.
- I teach you.
716
00:37:30,401 --> 00:37:33,149
But Kev, he is too stupid for math.
717
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,191
- It's the inbreeding.
- What?
718
00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:36,941
We have a deal?
719
00:37:42,405 --> 00:37:44,605
If we weren't so screwed, we
wouldn't ask for your help.
720
00:37:44,654 --> 00:37:46,977
The dude almost drowned
me in my own hot tub.
721
00:37:47,019 --> 00:37:49,168
You don't have to help us,
but it would be really helpful
722
00:37:49,189 --> 00:37:50,615
- if you could just tell us...
- Tell us what you did
723
00:37:50,631 --> 00:37:52,183
with the last two pounds of meth.
724
00:37:55,646 --> 00:37:57,241
Is this the part where you lecture us?
725
00:37:57,273 --> 00:37:59,069
- 'Cause if you could just speed it up a little bit, that...
- You wanna be a smartass,
726
00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:00,284
or do you want my help?
727
00:38:03,192 --> 00:38:05,358
I'm taking my time with this
728
00:38:05,615 --> 00:38:08,513
because I want you
all to remember this...
729
00:38:09,031 --> 00:38:11,781
how hard you tried not
to have to come to me.
730
00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,950
Because if you didn't
have to come to me,
731
00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:16,231
then maybe you could
just get through all this
732
00:38:16,263 --> 00:38:17,922
without having to admit...
733
00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:20,433
... one simple truth.
734
00:38:23,298 --> 00:38:25,162
Which is that I was right.
735
00:38:26,287 --> 00:38:30,241
When I told you that keeping the meth...
736
00:38:30,521 --> 00:38:32,786
- ... was a bad idea...
- Mm-hmm.
737
00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:35,890
... I was right.
738
00:38:37,063 --> 00:38:40,425
When I begged you not to take it...
739
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:42,696
... I was right.
740
00:38:43,557 --> 00:38:46,920
When I told you that selling it
741
00:38:46,962 --> 00:38:51,806
and turning yourselves
into fucking meth dealers
742
00:38:51,823 --> 00:38:56,178
was a terrible decision
that could go horribly wrong,
743
00:38:56,393 --> 00:38:59,850
I was... super fuckin' right.
744
00:38:59,975 --> 00:39:01,269
- Well...
- I am the one
745
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,052
who saw to your survival...
746
00:39:03,121 --> 00:39:04,868
... since you were babies.
747
00:39:05,707 --> 00:39:09,329
I am the only reason that
you are still breathing
748
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:11,351
and have limbs intact.
749
00:39:11,679 --> 00:39:15,295
So, I want you to remember this moment.
750
00:39:16,446 --> 00:39:17,913
So that the next time
751
00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:20,400
that I try to warn you against a plan
752
00:39:20,423 --> 00:39:25,045
that Frank and Monica
thought was a good idea,
753
00:39:25,082 --> 00:39:26,185
maybe...
754
00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:30,471
... just... maybe you
will fucking listen!
755
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:32,720
Are you gonna tell us where
the meth is or not, Fiona?
756
00:39:39,626 --> 00:39:41,377
I am, Debs.
757
00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:43,965
I am.
758
00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:48,906
Right after every
single one of you says...
759
00:39:49,841 --> 00:39:51,102
... "you were right."
760
00:39:51,577 --> 00:39:53,864
"And I was wrong, Fiona."
761
00:39:55,168 --> 00:39:56,551
Are you serious?
762
00:39:56,676 --> 00:39:58,060
Yeah.
763
00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:06,063
Time is a-wastin'.
764
00:40:06,939 --> 00:40:08,924
I wanna hear those words.
765
00:40:10,149 --> 00:40:11,596
Okay.
766
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:14,411
You were right and I was wrong, Fiona.
767
00:40:16,337 --> 00:40:18,338
Mm-hmm.
768
00:40:21,348 --> 00:40:23,217
You were...
769
00:40:25,211 --> 00:40:27,737
... right and I was wrong.
770
00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:31,748
Fiona.
771
00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:36,704
You were fuckin' right and
we were fuckin' wrong, Fiona.
772
00:40:42,379 --> 00:40:43,704
I wasn't wrong.
773
00:40:44,295 --> 00:40:46,190
I took what was mine.
I'm not sorry for it.
774
00:40:46,315 --> 00:40:48,552
That's how life works
sometimes. It didn't go my way.
775
00:40:48,784 --> 00:40:51,154
Now, can you please tell us where
you put the rest of the drugs
776
00:40:51,186 --> 00:40:53,640
so that motherfucker doesn't
eat your eyeballs too?
777
00:40:53,706 --> 00:40:55,589
Guilt! It's guilt!
778
00:40:56,175 --> 00:40:57,464
It's guilt.
779
00:40:57,465 --> 00:40:59,772
This feeling I've been
having in my stomach
780
00:40:59,798 --> 00:41:03,230
and in my bones and in my veins.
781
00:41:03,877 --> 00:41:05,929
I've discovered guilt.
782
00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,648
Don't you understand?
783
00:41:08,912 --> 00:41:10,687
I'm here to help.
784
00:41:11,393 --> 00:41:15,042
Does "help" include use
of your employee discount?
785
00:41:16,362 --> 00:41:18,963
'Cause we're gonna
need a lot of shovels.
786
00:41:20,223 --> 00:41:23,741
This is some seriously sick shit.
787
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,747
It's no joke, Fiona.
788
00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,569
God, who buries her mother with meth?
789
00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:30,849
Shouldn't you be asking what kind
of a mother leaves her kids meth?
790
00:41:31,442 --> 00:41:33,587
For fuck's sake. I gotta take a piss.
791
00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:36,114
I wonder what other new feelings
792
00:41:36,131 --> 00:41:38,239
life has in store for me.
793
00:41:38,364 --> 00:41:41,038
I've known glee, passion,
794
00:41:41,262 --> 00:41:45,269
joy, grief, despair.
795
00:41:45,282 --> 00:41:47,922
Were you planning on naming,
uh, all the human emotions?
796
00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:49,229
'Cause maybe you could
help dig while you did that.
797
00:41:49,293 --> 00:41:51,345
Regret... that would be a new one.
798
00:41:51,641 --> 00:41:53,597
Remorse... don't think
I've had that one, either.
799
00:41:53,635 --> 00:41:55,005
Jesus Christ.
800
00:41:55,006 --> 00:41:57,199
Crucifixion I have known.
801
00:41:57,237 --> 00:41:59,535
The woman we're digging up saw to that.
802
00:42:00,254 --> 00:42:03,763
- She nailed you to a cross?
- It was a sex thing.
803
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:05,579
I don't like to talk about it.
804
00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:12,157
Ugh. God damn it, this is hard.
805
00:42:26,412 --> 00:42:29,048
Go! Oh, my God!
806
00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:44,498
Whoa, careful, Carl! Don't
go too deep, all right?
807
00:43:17,779 --> 00:43:18,935
Oops.
808
00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,298
Oh, no.
809
00:43:22,023 --> 00:43:23,449
What do we do?
810
00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:27,614
Maybe we should hold hands...
811
00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:29,747
... and take a moment of silence?
812
00:43:37,597 --> 00:43:38,743
- Ugh!
- Oh, fuck.
813
00:43:38,753 --> 00:43:41,266
Oh, Jesus.
814
00:43:42,332 --> 00:43:43,862
All right, where's the fucking drugs?
815
00:43:43,942 --> 00:43:45,847
I put them under her.
816
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,215
I'll get the drugs
817
00:43:51,216 --> 00:43:53,115
if you guys put her back in the coffin.
818
00:43:56,359 --> 00:43:57,765
Fuckin' A...
819
00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:02,577
Ugh.
820
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:04,409
God.
821
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:08,606
You were so right, Fiona.
822
00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:11,270
You were right. We were fucking wrong.
823
00:44:11,296 --> 00:44:13,859
Oh, my God. Ugh.
824
00:44:42,757 --> 00:44:45,691
Come on in. Get in.
825
00:45:00,512 --> 00:45:02,459
Sweet Jesus.
826
00:45:02,584 --> 00:45:04,465
What is that smell?
827
00:45:09,892 --> 00:45:12,798
Ugh, God.
828
00:45:15,056 --> 00:45:17,340
I... I have my hot tub.
It's worth, like, four K.
829
00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:19,215
It's, like, 33,000 in all.
830
00:45:20,371 --> 00:45:21,865
That's not enough.
831
00:45:21,929 --> 00:45:24,880
- You still owe me 37 grand!
- Stop, stop.
832
00:45:25,005 --> 00:45:26,886
Let me handle this, please.
833
00:45:26,912 --> 00:45:28,855
Eric, is it?
834
00:45:28,871 --> 00:45:31,316
You were Monica's partner, I take it?
835
00:45:31,601 --> 00:45:34,457
Which means half of the
drugs belonged to her,
836
00:45:34,582 --> 00:45:36,769
and we have done all we can
837
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,795
to pay you back for your half.
838
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,981
That smell? That reek, Eric?
839
00:45:43,673 --> 00:45:47,168
That stench that's
filling your nostrils?
840
00:45:47,236 --> 00:45:48,614
That's Monica.
841
00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:53,963
Dead, rotting, beautiful,
tortured, magnificent,
842
00:45:53,964 --> 00:45:56,922
ridiculous, worm-infested Monica.
843
00:45:57,761 --> 00:45:59,292
She died.
844
00:45:59,651 --> 00:46:01,340
We watched her die.
845
00:46:01,465 --> 00:46:03,459
And then we put her in the ground.
846
00:46:05,048 --> 00:46:06,980
We buried some drugs with her,
847
00:46:07,011 --> 00:46:08,685
but that's neither here nor there.
848
00:46:08,922 --> 00:46:10,470
And then we dug her up.
849
00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,391
But two bags of meth...
850
00:46:13,426 --> 00:46:15,658
... plus nine grand and a hot tub?
851
00:46:16,197 --> 00:46:17,622
That's all we've got.
852
00:46:19,438 --> 00:46:20,552
That's it.
853
00:46:21,138 --> 00:46:23,446
And now she's six feet under again.
854
00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,767
And if you come near my family, Eric,
855
00:46:29,595 --> 00:46:31,691
as God as my witness,
856
00:46:32,198 --> 00:46:34,336
I will bury you with her.
857
00:46:37,904 --> 00:46:39,398
Are we clear?
858
00:46:44,293 --> 00:46:45,365
Yeah.
859
00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:47,250
We're clear.
860
00:47:21,322 --> 00:47:24,046
Thanks... Francis.
861
00:48:13,565 --> 00:48:17,075
Did you have a chance to
reconsider my friends' application?
862
00:48:17,151 --> 00:48:19,113
I did not have that chance, Mel.
863
00:48:19,862 --> 00:48:22,000
I was dealing with a...
864
00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:24,328
family situation.
865
00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:28,060
And I was too busy texting Bahir
866
00:48:28,097 --> 00:48:30,273
and discovering your bedbug bullshit.
867
00:48:30,463 --> 00:48:31,715
So?
868
00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:36,772
So...
869
00:48:38,006 --> 00:48:41,539
... I've been trying to be... nice.
870
00:48:42,157 --> 00:48:44,131
Been trying to be mature.
871
00:48:44,743 --> 00:48:48,497
Trying to rise above my station in life.
872
00:48:50,688 --> 00:48:52,953
But if you wanna go ghetto on me...
873
00:48:53,170 --> 00:48:57,366
... I will beat you at that
game every fucking time.
874
00:48:59,974 --> 00:49:01,816
So, you're gonna call Bahir
875
00:49:01,941 --> 00:49:04,546
and tell him that you were lying.
876
00:49:05,966 --> 00:49:07,402
'Cause if you don't...
877
00:49:08,052 --> 00:49:10,923
... I'll fill your bed with real bedbugs
878
00:49:10,966 --> 00:49:15,220
just so I have an excuse
to burn all your shit
879
00:49:15,506 --> 00:49:17,037
in the street.
880
00:49:17,908 --> 00:49:19,534
And then I'll evict you
881
00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:22,622
so that I can double your rent.
882
00:49:23,578 --> 00:49:25,478
'Cause you don't scare me.
883
00:49:32,705 --> 00:49:34,131
We clear?
884
00:49:40,366 --> 00:49:42,809
All right, baby. You can do this.
885
00:49:42,841 --> 00:49:43,918
I'm right here.
886
00:49:56,651 --> 00:49:57,983
Hello?
887
00:49:58,152 --> 00:50:00,358
- Hello? Is anybody there?
- Who is it?
888
00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:01,578
Hello?
889
00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:03,975
Um...
890
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,965
I was...
891
00:50:06,651 --> 00:50:08,467
... uh, found at a gas station...
892
00:50:08,668 --> 00:50:11,011
Outside of Skokie, Illinois,
893
00:50:11,032 --> 00:50:12,606
when I was two years old.
894
00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:14,237
That was about...
895
00:50:14,950 --> 00:50:16,249
30 years ago.
896
00:50:16,507 --> 00:50:19,048
- And I...
- Oh, my God, it's Bart!
897
00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:21,875
- What?
- Bart, is that you?
898
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,509
I think it's Bart. Oh, my God.
899
00:50:28,924 --> 00:50:30,449
I'm Bart?
900
00:50:31,822 --> 00:50:33,392
I'm Bart from Kentucky.
901
00:50:33,419 --> 00:50:36,514
Is that you? Bart, are you there?
902
00:51:10,516 --> 00:51:12,088
Well, shit.
903
00:51:22,368 --> 00:51:26,340
Svetlana Fisher.
904
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,689
Spasibo.
905
00:51:58,256 --> 00:52:00,224
Hey.
906
00:52:00,446 --> 00:52:02,756
Okay, you don't have to
go to rehab, 'cause...
907
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,206
... we brought rehab to you.
908
00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:07,978
Go away.
909
00:52:08,103 --> 00:52:10,156
- No, look.
- Hey.
910
00:52:10,445 --> 00:52:13,464
I'm not let you just roll
over and die, all right?
911
00:52:14,084 --> 00:52:16,105
We're just gonna tell you our stories,
912
00:52:16,130 --> 00:52:17,969
- see if you relate.
- Yeah.
913
00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:20,691
Brad can tell you about the time
he almost killed his girlfriend,
914
00:52:20,722 --> 00:52:24,697
and, uh, Dan has some surprising
hooking-for-drugs stories.
915
00:52:25,192 --> 00:52:26,835
It's good stuff.
916
00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:29,943
Didn't know AA made house calls.
917
00:52:30,068 --> 00:52:31,369
Oh, yeah.
918
00:52:31,396 --> 00:52:34,642
Think of us like, uh,
foul-mouthed Jehovah's Witnesses.
919
00:52:37,098 --> 00:52:39,520
You don't have to do anything
but listen, all right?
920
00:52:39,964 --> 00:52:41,598
Can I drink while I listen?
921
00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:43,422
Not a problem.
922
00:52:58,928 --> 00:53:00,505
Go up with the hips.
923
00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:03,158
Go left, right...
924
00:53:25,329 --> 00:53:26,432
Hey.
925
00:53:29,905 --> 00:53:31,695
Maybe he wants me to know he got clean.
926
00:53:31,711 --> 00:53:32,894
You don't need to deal with that.
927
00:53:32,904 --> 00:53:34,940
You're a strong, independent
woman, just like me.
928
00:53:34,952 --> 00:53:37,410
This sober sex thing,
it's not working for me.
929
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:40,032
If you gotta, then try no-string sex.
930
00:53:40,069 --> 00:53:42,650
What can I do to be a better father?
931
00:53:42,659 --> 00:53:45,969
We don't have enough
fathers in our PTA car wash.
932
00:53:45,999 --> 00:53:48,313
- Can't be afraid to get wet.
- Find me.
933
00:53:50,273 --> 00:53:52,938
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