All language subtitles for Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated - 01x12 - The Shreiking Madness.DVDRip.XviD-OSiTV.English.HI.C.orig.Addic7ed.com
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese
Punjabi
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Telugu
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Odia (Oriya)
Kinyarwanda
Turkmen
Tatar
Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:10,223
BEN:
"The Shrieking Madness
of Char-Gar Gothakon...
2
00:00:10,393 --> 00:00:14,387
...The Beast That Hath No Name?
You're actually reading this?
3
00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:18,056
The professor is a great writer.
His stuff is spooky.
4
00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:19,725
Hatecraft is a total fake.
5
00:00:19,903 --> 00:00:24,170
He says he's just writing what demons
from dark dimensions tell him. Please.
6
00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:27,504
- How do you know they're not true?
- Um, because I have a brain?
7
00:00:27,711 --> 00:00:30,840
Wait until Harlan Ellison speaks
next week. He's a real writer.
8
00:00:31,014 --> 00:00:34,610
He'll set you straight about Hatecraft.
Later.
9
00:00:35,919 --> 00:00:38,753
Char-Gar Gothakon,
The Beast That Hath No Name.
10
00:00:38,922 --> 00:00:42,586
How can Professor Hatecraft name
the creature, then say it has no name?
11
00:00:42,759 --> 00:00:43,818
Ridiculous.
12
00:00:43,993 --> 00:00:45,222
[HISSING]
13
00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:46,589
[SNIFFING]
14
00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:49,028
Ugh. What is that smell?
15
00:00:49,599 --> 00:00:52,467
[HISSING]
16
00:00:53,269 --> 00:00:54,328
[SNIFFING]
17
00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,166
Huh?
18
00:00:56,339 --> 00:00:57,432
[SHRIEKS]
19
00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,132
[BEN SCREAMING]
20
00:01:03,613 --> 00:01:05,275
Please, stop!
21
00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:07,144
[SCREAMING]
22
00:01:09,285 --> 00:01:11,277
[MONSTER GROWLING]
23
00:01:11,454 --> 00:01:13,184
Please! Please!
24
00:01:13,356 --> 00:01:15,154
[SCREAMING]
25
00:01:44,788 --> 00:01:46,984
SCOOBY:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
26
00:01:59,235 --> 00:02:01,329
Now, Daph, chin up.
27
00:02:01,504 --> 00:02:02,733
Spending some time away...
28
00:02:02,939 --> 00:02:05,568
...from your little mystery club
will do you some good.
29
00:02:05,742 --> 00:02:09,577
Stop by the building we paid for,
and if you see any professors...
30
00:02:09,746 --> 00:02:13,183
...remind them your sisters all graduated
from Darrow University...
31
00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:15,409
...by the time they were 13.
32
00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:18,384
I'm only visiting this school
because you want me to, Mom.
33
00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,889
- What if Darrow isn't for me?
- College good enough for Blake girls...
34
00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,492
...isn't good enough for you?
35
00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,719
[LAUGHS]
36
00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:28,854
Oh, Daphne, sometimes
I wish we would have had a boy.
37
00:02:29,966 --> 00:02:33,266
Fred, go straight to my old fraternity
and drop my name.
38
00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:37,031
They have to let you in, no matter
how much you talk about traps.
39
00:02:37,207 --> 00:02:39,733
Man, it feels weird being
here without the gang.
40
00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,538
Things have been rough
since Shaggy and Velma broke up.
41
00:02:42,712 --> 00:02:47,343
By Grabthar's hammer, Fred,
the Rogers kid chose a dog over a girl.
42
00:02:47,517 --> 00:02:50,043
What's he thinking?
This isn't some reality show.
43
00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:54,624
Now, I've dreamed of the day
you'd be humiliated by my fraternity.
44
00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:56,020
Don't blow this for me.
45
00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,957
I can't believe I'm here
same day as my favorite author.
46
00:03:00,129 --> 00:03:03,361
Do you think Harlan Ellison
will sign all my copies of his books?
47
00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:05,229
I knew Harlan back in the day.
48
00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:08,394
Just tell him
Cape Cod Dinkley sent you.
49
00:03:08,571 --> 00:03:11,040
He'll sign. Ha, ha.
50
00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:16,475
But, like, the best thing about Darrow
University is the burger place on campus.
51
00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:18,581
They're known everywhere
for burgers.
52
00:03:18,748 --> 00:03:22,310
And french fries,
onion rings and shakes.
53
00:03:22,518 --> 00:03:24,612
Try not to embarrass us, please?
54
00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:28,121
Better yet,
just don't tell them your last name.
55
00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:55,546
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
56
00:03:58,054 --> 00:03:59,852
Mm.
57
00:04:04,427 --> 00:04:06,487
Mu Gamma Tau. Mu are you?
58
00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,030
Uh, hi. I'm Fred Jones, Jr.
59
00:04:09,198 --> 00:04:12,100
My dad was a Mu Gamma Toe--
Uh, Tau-- Uh, Toe.
60
00:04:12,268 --> 00:04:14,203
Fred. I'm Rhino.
61
00:04:17,273 --> 00:04:21,938
Guys, this is Fred Jones, Jr.
His dad was Mu legend Fred Jones.
62
00:04:22,111 --> 00:04:23,135
[IN UNISON]
What?
63
00:04:23,313 --> 00:04:24,804
I thought Fred Jones was a myth.
64
00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:26,677
I heard he ate a live bear.
65
00:04:27,483 --> 00:04:29,475
So, uh, what do you guys do here?
66
00:04:29,652 --> 00:04:32,850
- Study? Party? Make traps?
- Amateur hour.
67
00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,150
When you're in college, male,
and ripped...
68
00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:37,351
...there's only one thing to do.
69
00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,792
- Wrestle.
- Ha, ha.
70
00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:41,825
Go get him, Randy.
71
00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,022
[CRASHES]
72
00:04:47,971 --> 00:04:52,136
DAPHNE: The "Blake Family Center
For Self-Named Buildings."
73
00:04:52,342 --> 00:04:53,970
Hmm.
74
00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,074
No longer will they ignore
young people!
75
00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,684
Are you with me?
76
00:05:02,852 --> 00:05:04,582
[IN UNISON]
Fight! Fight! Fight!
77
00:05:04,754 --> 00:05:07,849
- Are you with me?
- Uh, yes?
78
00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:09,856
[IN UNISON]
Fight! Fight! Fight!
79
00:05:10,026 --> 00:05:12,518
Fight! Wait, what are we fighting?
80
00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:14,831
[SCOOBY & SHAGGY
BREATHING HEAVILY]
81
00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:16,761
SHAGGY:
Like, there it is, Scoob.
82
00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:18,902
I can already taste the legends.
83
00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:22,732
- Burgers, fries, onion rings.
- Mm.
84
00:05:24,507 --> 00:05:26,533
Wow, we're really here.
85
00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:30,771
Ahem. Uh, bring us, like,
your most famous food, please.
86
00:05:30,947 --> 00:05:33,416
It's the way I always dreamed it.
87
00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:34,708
[SNIFFS]
88
00:05:34,884 --> 00:05:37,251
It's the way I always smelled it.
89
00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,446
Ah.
90
00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:41,857
[SHAGGY & SCOOBY GRUNTING]
91
00:05:49,165 --> 00:05:50,724
These aren't burgers.
92
00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:54,064
We changed management last week.
Now we're organic vegan.
93
00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:57,230
Those are puréed sprouts
and wheat gluten.
94
00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,038
[SCOOBY GULPS]
95
00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,541
[IN UNISON]
Yuck.
96
00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:06,115
HARLAN: And that's why there hasn't
been anything good written...
97
00:06:06,315 --> 00:06:08,784
...since the 1970s.
98
00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:11,614
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
99
00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:16,119
Thank you. Okay, questions?
100
00:06:16,592 --> 00:06:20,495
My name is Howard E. Roberts, and my
favorite writer is one of our professors.
101
00:06:20,696 --> 00:06:23,962
I was wondering if you could
compare your work to his masterpiece...
102
00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:28,571
- ...The Shrieking Madness of Char-Gar--
- You mean H.P. Hatecraft?
103
00:06:28,738 --> 00:06:31,333
An interesting scribbler,
yes, no doubt.
104
00:06:31,507 --> 00:06:34,170
But minor. And that's being kind.
105
00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:35,470
That's not true.
106
00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:39,173
He's a brilliant writer who understands
the dark creatures of other dimensions.
107
00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:43,581
I perceive in you, young sir,
one who hears nothing...
108
00:06:43,753 --> 00:06:46,814
...but the sound of the wind
blowing across the empty desert...
109
00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,514
...that lies between your ears.
110
00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:51,216
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
111
00:06:51,427 --> 00:06:55,125
Hatecraft is at best, a literary fraud...
112
00:06:55,298 --> 00:07:00,635
...a con man, at worst a dirt smear
in the diaper of literature.
113
00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,807
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
114
00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:05,669
[GRUMBLES]
115
00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:16,151
- Mr. Ellison?
- Yes, I can only sign so fast, you know.
116
00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:19,949
Velma Dinkley. I'm a huge fan of your
work and the themes you explore and--
117
00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:24,117
Dinkley? Not by any happy chance
a relation to Cape Cod Dinkley...
118
00:07:24,293 --> 00:07:26,057
- ...an old friend of mine?
- My mother.
119
00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:30,199
Oh, holy Bradbury,
you must give her a kiss for me.
120
00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:34,394
- And thank her for the chicken soup.
- Jinkies, I will. It was great meeting you.
121
00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:36,835
- Thanks so much.
- My pleasure.
122
00:07:37,006 --> 00:07:41,671
Oh, by the way,
jinkies is not actually a word.
123
00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,244
Hatecraft this, Hatecraft that.
124
00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:54,913
Perhaps someone could ask me about
my own latest work once in a while?
125
00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:57,026
[HISSES]
126
00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:59,089
[SNIFFS]
127
00:07:59,328 --> 00:08:00,557
[SHRIEKS]
128
00:08:00,796 --> 00:08:02,321
[GRUNTS]
129
00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,375
- Pin him, Todd, pin him.
HARLAN: Help!
130
00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,704
Sounds like someone's in trouble.
131
00:08:14,877 --> 00:08:16,743
HARLAN: Help!
- Huh?
132
00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,907
HARLAN: Help already!
Please help me already! Help!
133
00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,680
[HARLAN GRUNTING]
134
00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,722
Zoinks, I changed my mind.
Maybe that food's not so bad.
135
00:08:28,891 --> 00:08:30,416
[GASPS]
136
00:08:31,394 --> 00:08:32,453
[SHRIEKS]
137
00:08:32,628 --> 00:08:34,620
[SHAGGY SCREAMS]
138
00:08:38,901 --> 00:08:41,496
VELMA: Mr. Ellison, are you okay?
- Okay?
139
00:08:41,704 --> 00:08:46,142
I've been violated by a figment
of a fantasist's fabricated falsehood...
140
00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:48,471
...for the sole function
of fame and fortune.
141
00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:50,169
Like, that is a lot of:
142
00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:51,939
[BABBLES]
143
00:08:52,148 --> 00:08:53,343
Really?
144
00:08:53,516 --> 00:08:55,109
Is it like that?
145
00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:59,915
What if, like, "like" were used
in, like, it's proper grammatical form...
146
00:09:00,089 --> 00:09:04,857
...and not, like, as a conversational
pause like, every third, like, word.
147
00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:07,158
Like, what got him so upset?
148
00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,629
Maybe he wouldn't be so mad
if he saw this.
149
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,324
A copy of Hatecraft's book.
150
00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,436
Char-Gar Gothakon,
The Beast That Hath No Name.
151
00:09:14,604 --> 00:09:18,006
Someone's read this a lot.
There's all kinds of sentences underlined.
152
00:09:18,174 --> 00:09:19,267
[SNIFFS]
153
00:09:19,442 --> 00:09:23,277
Ugh. And it smells like old clam chowder
being gargled by a seal.
154
00:09:23,446 --> 00:09:26,848
Like, why would a monster carry a book
about himself around with him?
155
00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:30,783
I wanna meet this Professor Hatecraft
for myself.
156
00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,797
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
157
00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:45,059
FRED:
Professor Hatecraft?
158
00:09:45,801 --> 00:09:48,635
Professor Hatecraft? Hello?
159
00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:50,901
Professor Hatecraft?
160
00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:53,008
Your door was open.
161
00:09:56,412 --> 00:09:58,677
[CREAKING]
162
00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:09,657
With all his books, you'd think this guy
could, like, afford a maid.
163
00:10:10,726 --> 00:10:12,024
[SHAGGY & SCOOBY SCREAMING]
164
00:10:12,561 --> 00:10:13,654
SCOOBY:
Hey.
165
00:10:13,829 --> 00:10:15,297
[SHAGGY GRUNTS]
166
00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:21,163
It's just a statue, beef brains...
167
00:10:21,337 --> 00:10:25,172
...of a character
from another one of Hatecraft's books.
168
00:10:36,752 --> 00:10:38,721
WOMAN [ON TV]:
Breaking news, this just in.
169
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,447
Campus police say
they have no leads...
170
00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:43,855
...on today's theft of the
Darrow Family Archives from the library.
171
00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,120
FRED: Professor Hatecraft?
- Huh!
172
00:10:46,595 --> 00:10:50,259
Oh. By the tendrils of Shup Shap
Summa-gorath, you frightened me.
173
00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,765
VELMA:
We're sorry, professor.
174
00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:54,426
We're big fans
who wanted to meet you.
175
00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:56,265
Well, now's not a good time.
176
00:10:56,439 --> 00:11:00,535
It's like the wrath of Fung Farg
Hargengflarg has descended upon me.
177
00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:04,238
I hope I haven't unleashed
Char-Gar Gothakon on the world.
178
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,814
- What do you mean?
- My work.
179
00:11:06,982 --> 00:11:11,443
Translating the demon-summoning
chants written in these evil tomes...
180
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,885
...which my student assistant
alphabetizes.
181
00:11:14,056 --> 00:11:17,390
You think, like, everything you're writing
is actually happening?
182
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,462
Dark forces are at work
in this very home.
183
00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:24,794
I fear I may have inadvertently opened
a portal to an alternate dimension.
184
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:27,129
- That's bad, right?
- Stop.
185
00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:29,499
You might accidentally unleash
another demon.
186
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,664
Oh, that's just fan mail. Never mind.
187
00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:35,137
A lot of these seem to be
in the same handwriting.
188
00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:36,677
My fans are very dedicated.
189
00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:39,644
Now, if you will excuse me...
190
00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:45,277
...I sense messages
from another universe coming on.
191
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,321
FRED:
Well, what do you say, gang?
192
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:52,894
Do we stay together
and keep working to solve this mystery?
193
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,506
Is that a no?
194
00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:13,913
[THUNDER CRASHING]
195
00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,982
What are you doing here?
This place is vegan.
196
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,151
There's nowhere else to eat
for, like, miles.
197
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:29,355
Yeah. We're so hungry,
we'd even eat vegetables.
198
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:30,658
FRED:
Whoa!
199
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,131
[FRED GRUNTS]
200
00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:34,802
Sorry. My friends were wrestling.
201
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,302
[FRAT BOYS GRUNTING]
202
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,073
[CRASHES]
203
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:43,076
My new brothers are gonna teach me
a move called Happy Tapioca.
204
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,646
I don't know what it is,
but apparently, uh...
205
00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:48,307
...I'll be blindfolded
and submerged in pudding.
206
00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:50,453
See you around.
207
00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:51,712
[LAUGHS]
208
00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:54,948
- Hey, I can't wait to get Johnny.
- Yeah, it's gonna be great. Johnny.
209
00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:02,890
[CLEARS THROAT]
210
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:11,565
[SNIFFS]
211
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,833
[GROANS]
212
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,671
You said it, Scoob. Like, pass the salt.
213
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,080
[CHAR-GAR SHRIEKING]
214
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:21,976
[CHEF SCREAMS]
215
00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:24,517
[IN UNISON]
Char-Gar Gothakon!
216
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,186
Like, run!
217
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,092
CHEF:
Aah!
218
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,420
[SHRIEKS]
219
00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:33,960
[VELMA SCREAMS]
220
00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:36,894
Just because you save me
doesn't mean I forgive you.
221
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,194
[IN UNISON]
Tapioca! Tapioca!
222
00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:42,801
So, what construct of the man
are we gonna go after next, Ernesto?
223
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:46,635
Don't worry, Comrade Daphne,
our true calling will present itself soon.
224
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:50,541
In the meantime, pick something
from the list of protestables. It's fun.
225
00:13:51,113 --> 00:13:54,447
"Rice crackers?
Shawarma? Old-person smell?"
226
00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:58,281
- Can you even protest that?
- I don't know, but someone should.
227
00:13:58,521 --> 00:14:00,387
[LAUGHS]
228
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,791
Professor Hatecraft, you have to run.
229
00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:09,124
Char-Gar Gothakon
is at the Campus Burger.
230
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:11,392
Wait, were you spying on us?
231
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,763
I wanted to see
if you were telling the truth.
232
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,270
And by the talons
of Farng Schwee Narbiscus, you were.
233
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,898
I have no choice now
but to reveal the terrible, dark truth...
234
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,305
...about Char-Gar Gothakon.
235
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:23,537
[ALL GASPING]
236
00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:31,616
You've heard the rumors on campus
last night...
237
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,585
...of a monster
from one of my novels.
238
00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,816
But I want to set the record straight.
239
00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:40,827
My writings, as Mr. Ellison said
the other day, are a fraud.
240
00:14:40,996 --> 00:14:43,761
There is no Char-Gar Gothakon.
241
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,959
I made the whole thing up.
242
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,262
It can't be true.
243
00:14:47,436 --> 00:14:50,702
Who is forcing you to lie like this,
Professor Hatecraft?
244
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,967
This is not a lie. I am telling the truth.
245
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,873
I perpetuated the myth to sell books...
246
00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:59,537
...and to gain access to the lucrative
world of plushy monster toys.
247
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:00,774
I am so sorry.
248
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:03,715
Ignore him.
We are the ones telling the truth.
249
00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:05,787
Monsters deserve equality.
250
00:15:05,955 --> 00:15:08,481
Char-Gar Gothakon
should not be silenced.
251
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,523
And here's a song to tell you why.
252
00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:15,154
[SINGING]
Char-Gar Gothakon
The beast that hath no name
253
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:20,031
He's an old one
Maybe lived beneath the sea
254
00:15:20,235 --> 00:15:22,704
He rocks a thousand eyeballs
255
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:25,898
Like, now what do we do?
No one's listening to a word we say.
256
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:30,136
There's only one thing we can do.
Build a trap.
257
00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:31,974
But I can't do it alone.
258
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,373
ERNESTO:
Maybe lived beneath the sea
259
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,643
[CHAR-GAR ROARS]
260
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,513
MAN 1: Huh?
MAN 2: What's going on?
261
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:43,886
Uh, I think we've made our point.
Protest is over.
262
00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:46,551
[CROWD SCREAMING]
263
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:52,268
So, what do you say, gang?
Are we gonna solve this mystery or not?
264
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,671
Help!
265
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:00,506
Help me!
266
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,204
HATECRAFT:
Somebody, save me!
267
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,677
[THUNDER CRASHING]
268
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,091
Professor Hatecraft?
269
00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:22,629
HATECRAFT: Please! Help!
SCOOBY: Huh?
270
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,963
We'll never find him
if we don't split up.
271
00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:29,765
Okay, I guess that means we go--
Huh?
272
00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:32,673
Oh, come on.
273
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,238
Wow, I can't wait to be an adult.
274
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,145
You get to have so much cool stuff
that has that awesome old-person smell.
275
00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:44,252
- Here, you might need this for the trap.
- Great find, Daph.
276
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,446
Hey, we make a pretty good team,
don't we?
277
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:47,679
Uh-huh.
278
00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:49,825
- It's like we know each other's thoughts.
- Yeah.
279
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:54,487
- Hey, guess what I'm thinking now.
- Well, are you thinking about me?
280
00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:57,633
Ah, gotcha.
I'm not thinking about anything.
281
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,701
My mind is a complete void.
282
00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,496
Good try, though.
283
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,571
Thanks.
284
00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:13,615
I thought Shaggy was right behind us.
285
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,717
Huh? You're worried?
286
00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:18,683
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's like he's a part of me.
287
00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:22,154
Even though he left me for you.
288
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:25,221
I'm sorry.
289
00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,523
SHAGGY: Scooby, Velma, help!
- Huh?
290
00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:28,789
[GASPS]
291
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,023
BOTH:
Shaggy!
292
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:35,637
[WHIMPERING]
293
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,636
Something jumped off the shelf
at me.
294
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,638
And it had, like, a tentacle.
295
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:46,914
It's not a tentacle.
It's a strap for someone's book bag.
296
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:49,585
VELMA:
They look like stories.
297
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:53,052
Listen to this title:
The Dreaded Beast Goo Goo Ga Ga.
298
00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:54,546
[SNIFFS]
299
00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,817
Ugh, yuck.
They've got that same smell.
300
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,927
It's like a baboon smoking a cigar...
301
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:02,428
...while bathing in a bath of moldy tuna
and curdled ranch dressing.
302
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,759
BEN: Hey, let me out!
ALL: Huh?
303
00:18:06,401 --> 00:18:08,700
[GRUNTING]
304
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,937
[BEN YELLING]
305
00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:16,738
Thank goodness. Trapped inside
with all of Hatecraft's lousy books.
306
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:19,245
It's like being in his version
of the underworld.
307
00:18:19,414 --> 00:18:20,507
Who put you in here?
308
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,083
The guy with all the tentacles,
what's his name?
309
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:25,221
HATECRAFT:
Char-Gar Gothakon!
310
00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:27,447
Stay away, you demon!
311
00:18:27,656 --> 00:18:29,682
The professor.
312
00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:36,726
[CHAR-GAR GROWLING]
313
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,161
[HATECRAFT SCREAMING]
314
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,395
HATECRAFT:
Help me!
315
00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:42,867
[HATECRAFT SCREAMING]
316
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,403
We've got to distract it.
317
00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:52,776
Hatecraft's monsters are always
summoned by chanting. Follow me.
318
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,614
FRED & DAPHNE & VELMA:
Char-Gar Gothakon
319
00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:02,314
[CHANTING]
320
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,891
Char-Gar Gothakon
321
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,553
Don't chant at it, hit it.
322
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,426
FRED & DAPHNE & VELMA:
Char-Gar Gothakon
323
00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:12,100
[DAPHNE SCREAMS]
324
00:19:13,769 --> 00:19:16,238
[HATECRAFT SCREAMS]
325
00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:19,900
CHAR-GAR:
Help!
326
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,609
[GRUNTING]
327
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,779
Like, you don't hear many monsters
from other dimensions scream for help.
328
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,286
[SHRIEKS]
329
00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:37,483
This is no monster,
it's Howard E. Roberts...
330
00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:40,185
...Hatecraft's student assistant
and biggest fan.
331
00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:41,762
Just as I suspected.
332
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,331
- Suspected how?
- Think about it.
333
00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,365
We found a book written
by Hatecraft...
334
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:49,664
...with sentences underlined
that smelled like Char-Gar Gothakon.
335
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,101
Of course it was me.
336
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,038
Someone had to defend the professor
against his critics.
337
00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:56,940
And what better way
than to dress as his greatest creation?
338
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,705
Fortunately, I'd taken a class...
339
00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:01,942
...in the Military Application
of Sonic Shriek Technology.
340
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,551
Although in retrospect...
341
00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:07,348
...it might not have been a good idea
to glue real octopus legs to my face.
342
00:20:07,522 --> 00:20:10,151
[IN UNISON]
Ah, so that was the smell.
343
00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:12,624
But when Hatecraft admitted
he made it up?
344
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,490
That's when he had to fall.
345
00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:17,963
And he would have too
if it weren't for the dark, Elder forces...
346
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,900
...conspiring in the inky black
of time most foul.
347
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:25,404
Oh, and you meddling kids.
348
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,572
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER RADIO]
349
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,802
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
350
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,914
H.P., are you all right?
351
00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:36,848
Harlan. Yes, just an overeager fan
who got carried away.
352
00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:41,184
Fans. Imbeciles fit only to be gnawed
by rabid rats.
353
00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:44,758
Yes, someone could write a book.
354
00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:51,163
How about
A Boy and His Fans
by Harlan Ellison and H.P. Hatecraft?
355
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,429
I was thinking something more along
the lines of
Shaghoul Rath Hagafar...
356
00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:58,164
...The Fan That Hath No Name.
357
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,935
Except, uh, you just named it.
358
00:21:01,109 --> 00:21:04,841
HATECRAFT:
Don't start with me, Ellison.
359
00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:08,349
You know, I'm glad
we don't have to go to college just yet.
360
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,715
Yeah. It'll be good to get home,
and back to solving mysteries.
361
00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:13,549
As a team?
362
00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:16,123
Absolutely. The way it should be.
363
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,122
[ALL GASPING]
364
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,922
DAPHNE: "Darrow University Library,
Darrow Family Archives?"
365
00:21:22,097 --> 00:21:25,329
Wait, aren't those the archives
the news said were stolen?
366
00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,032
"Mr. E."
367
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,638
Huh. Open it.
368
00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:33,240
Oh. Carefully.
369
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,869
"If the first Mystery, Inc.
had what's inside this trunk...
370
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,483
...maybe they never would have
vanished in the first place."
371
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,914
Wow.
372
00:21:44,653 --> 00:21:47,851
This looks like the entire history
of Crystal Cove.
373
00:21:48,423 --> 00:21:51,120
Gang, I think one mystery
just turned into two.
374
00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:53,990
SCOOBY:
Hmm.
375
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,486
[English - US -SDH]
28883
