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I tell you what. There's no
way am I ever going to buy
that cap.

Who's your tour guide?

I got stuck with Harry again.

He's gonna want you
to wear the cap.

Well, he's been wanting for
two years and it hasn't
happened yet.

Ah, man! They just got it
out of the wash.

We'll be lucky if we get
out of here by noon.

I'll be lucky if I make it to
Vegas by ten.

Which show's this one in?

"Lido de Paris". Whooee!

Finishes her first show
at 9:30 and doesn't start her
next one until 11:00.

Any reason why you couldn't
meet her after the 11:00 show?

No reason at all, except...

that's when her regular
boyfriend and all his buddies
show up.

You're living
dangerously again.

Yeah, well, I learned a long
time ago you gotta take some
chances in this life.

And, where women are concerned

it's best to take those
chances sooner than later.

(LOUDSPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENTS)

Golden West Tours?

-Right this way.
-Thank you very much.

Friends, on behalf of Golden
West I want to welcome you

to our Adventurers' Club
tour to Las Vegas.

Those of you who generally
travel by air are in for
a scenic delight.

Just think. The money you
saved by not flying, you can
lose at the gambling tables.

My name is Harry Edwards.
I'm your tour director and
resident wit.

Oh, I can see that you people
are going to have a wonderful
time together.

I filled out name tags
for everyone.

That's just in case during
the trip you have a lapse
of memory

and you forget who you are.

I want you all to wear the
name tags

because we are going to be
together for three days

and the sooner we get to know
one another, the more fun
we can have.

And that's what this trip is
all about. Fun. Okay.
Mr. and Mrs. Brain.

-Russ and Debbie Baker.
-Here.

All right, here. Here you are.
Okay, this must be Debbie.
This must be Russ.

Janet and Forrest Devlin.

Hi, honey, it's me.

Hi, love, what did you forget?

I didn't forget anything.

What is it, then?

Just wanted to check.

You sure you don't want me to
come on home, we catch
a late flight to Vegas?

Do you good to get away.

Let's just skip this one,
Martin. Come on,

you know I'm not that crazy
about Las Vegas.

At least we'd be together.

There will be other trips.
Have a good time, lose a few
bucks gracefully

and call me the minute
you get in.

I miss you already.

I miss you. Safe journey.

(KISSING SOUND)

He's not going to leave
the ranch all weekend.

So far, so good, I guess.

Will you stop it!

Nobody's expecting us
to catch a bus.

And I doubt that too many of
the people we know
travel this way.

You having second thoughts?

No, I waited too long.

(LOUDSPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENTS)

HARRY: In just a
few moments we'll be
boarding our bus.

So if any of you have any
last-minute freshening-up
to do

or you want to buy
magazines or cigarettes,
now would be the time.

-Where is she?
-Who's she?

Oh, it's you.
Makes it a perfect day.

I had two couples from
the Kiwanis cancel at
the last moment,

my regular photographer is
sick and he's sending a girl

who never worked
a tour in her life.

Yeah, and I'm your driver.
Smile, Harry, that's what they
pay you for.

-Where's your cap?
-In the bus.

Hey, good afternoon, girls!
You know, I thought for one
terrible moment, there

you were going to take
somebody else's bus.

You girls must be Peggy
Cameron and Irene Martin.

I'm Harry.
This is Lee, the driver.

Oh! Does this look all right?

It looks terrific.

Come on, girls, let me help
you find a seat so you can
see what's going on.

I'm supposed to assign
the seats.

Never can be too safe
when it comes to money.

(LOUDSPEAKER CALL FOR
LAS VEGAS PASSENGERS)

Oh, that's us honey. Listen,
buy a magazine. I'll trade
with you during the trip.

ANNOUNCER:
Final call for Golden West
Deluxe Tours.

HARRY: Okey-dokey! Some
lucky lady is going to win
free tickets to Las Vegas

for she and her hubby.
Get your raffle ticket before
you get on board.

What if you aren't married?

This is for couples only.

Oh.

Singles, on the return trip.

Ah, you're a nice boy.

-Mr. Edwards?
-Yes?

What happed to the group
picture that was mentioned
in the brochure?

Well, there's been a change in
plans. We're going to take
pictures on board the bus.

Oh.

-SARAH: Sounds like
a rip-off to me.
-LENORE: It does.

Mr. and Mrs. Brain.

-How y'all?
-Fine, fine.

Welcome on board. Ah! Here's
one for you, Mrs. Baker.

-Thank you.
-Very good.

And here's one for you.
That's very nice for you.

Okay. You don't get one,
you're single.

Single people don't get one.
On the way back, you get one.

-Sarah, it won't go.
-Oh, it's got to go, Lenore.

You need some help?
Maybe if...

Oh, that's very clever!
Thank you!

Could we interest you in
a game of Pitty Pat later?

Ah, no thanks.

Oh. Well, whatever.

If I were 20 years younger...

You'd still be old enough
to be his mother.
Deal the cards.

Just shuffle the cards.

-Hello!
-Hello!

-And one for you.
-Thank you.

-John Finch.
-Oh, yes, sir. We didn't
think you'd make it.

I won't need a name plate.

Oh, yes, you see, but
everybody's wearing them.

It's the one way that we get
a chance to...
See you in Vegas.

Well, I make it 28 fun-seekers
this time around, Harry.

Your four Kiwanis people
and two other no-shows
are missing.

Yeah, but we're still waiting
for the photographer.

Harry, I got a schedule
to make, you know.

This isn't a commuter!

-Come on, Harry!
-Wait up.

Hold it, Lee.

-Mr. Edwards?
-That's right.

Fred called me this morning.
He was very ill
with bronchitis,

so I'm going to take
his place.

He called you this morning?

It is now 12:30.

I had a wedding this morning.
I'm terribly sorry.

All right. Get on board.

Take the seat right next to
the driver, here.

We'll discuss the kind
of shots that you're going
to take. All right?

Memories are a very important
part of this business.

People look at the pictures
you took.

They decide they had a good
time and they come back.

Harry, you got to be seated
when I'm backing up.
Regulations.

You're right.
Please be seated.

Hey, look.
I'm sorry I was late.

You're forgiven.

-Pitty Pat!
-Good, good.

Take in the money.
Let's deal another hand.

Let's get the cards together.

Oh, it's closed.

You know, he's kinda cute.

Who's kinda cute?
The ball player?

Well, he's not bad,
but I meant the driver.

The bus driver?

Oh! He's handsome!
He's a handsome bus driver.

Just what you want
to find in Vegas.

Look, will you stop it.

It's not the kind of thing
where we're standing on
a street corner

swinging our purses.

It's all yours.

SARAH: Pitty Pat!
How about that?

My, it's getting monotonous,
isn't it?

I hope my luck changes
in Vegas.

Bus 481 now departing for
Jerome, Prescott and Phoenix
through gate 12.

Howdy. I'm from Comco.
I'm here to run a service
check on your 949.

-Charlie.
-CHARLIE: Sure.

This may take a few minutes.

No problem.

Hey, Charlie! While you're up,
why don't you hit the air
conditioner, will you?

It's not even hot.

What are you, on some kind of
energy-saving kick? Come on!

Are you any good with that?

Oh, I've won some awards.

I'll be taking a tour down to
Mazatlan in a couple
of months.

If you do good on this
assignment, I'll put in
a word for you.

Well, it's nice of you
to offer, but this is not
exactly my field.

Golden West is a great
company. I've been with them
for 11 years.

Freedom. That's the key.

No one stands
over your shoulder
telling you what to do.

No desk job for Harry Edwards.
No, sir.

Give me the open road any day.

Harry!

How about a picture?

Okay, honey. Be right there.

Do I take a picture of
the driver, too?

Oh, thanks for the thought,
but I think that will do.

Say, welcome to Golden West.
You know, if you have any
questions, I'll be...

Hey, thanks, but I'm just
passing through.

Oh, on your way to bigger and
better things, huh?

Well, it's not a bad way to
kill a weekend. I'll get the
11-year veteran his pictures

and enjoy the fresh air and
the sunshine.

Then, as you say, it's
onward and upward.

Did I say something wrong,
driver?

No. You just put it all in
perspective for me.

See, I've been going along
with the simple-minded idea

that, when you take the
company's money, no matter
what the job is

you do the best job
you know how.

No talking to the driver.

Oh, come on, Harry, that's out
of the old ages.

I'm out of the old ages.
Come on. Sheila wants to have
her picture taken.

SHEILA: I'm ready!

Right there. There you are.

Does that look all right? It
doesn't look too posed, huh?

HARRY: Not at all. Not at all.

-SHEILA: Is this okay?
-HARRY: Excellent.

-HARRY: Go ahead.
Take some more.
-Let's try one sitting down.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

(WHISTLING)

-HARRY: Beautiful!
-Skirt's not too high?

HARRY: Keep shooting.

SHEILA: I wonder if anybody's
going to see these.

I see it,
but I don't believe it.

The blonde hair?
It's really a wig. I saw her
hiding money underneath it.

-Seriously?
-Really.

Maybe I should wear one. I
always hide mine in my socks.

(POPPING SOUND)

-How long will it take?
-It'll take me five minutes.

How long since you checked
those tires, Huh?

You get off my case, now.
You ain't the man.

You fix the tire, and
I'll buy you the five minutes.

Good, good. All right.
Now we'll get this group
down here.

All right, here we go.
Get ready for a shot.
Smiling faces...

Oh, no. Skip the picture.

Mr. Finch, everybody in
the group gets a picture.

If you don't want to wear
a name tag, that's all right.

But, if you don't want
a picture, try the john.

-Okay?
-Well, it's your bus.

Okay. Come one, everybody,
smile. Get ready for
the picture.

Smile. All right, now. Move
down this way. Let's get...
Come on.

Good, good.
Get together, together.

(MUTTERING) Come on, baby.
Let's get out of here.

Lee! Excuse me, excuse me.
Lee! Lee?

What happened?

Some joker in a dune buggy.

What are we going to do now?

Well, I think we're stuck, but
I think I can rock us out.

All right. Stay calm,
everybody, stay calm.

It was just some
practical joker.
Everything's under control.

Nothing to worry about.
How about a big hand
for the driver.

Okay?

Yeah. I think I can make it.

The funny thing is,
those guys were behind us

for the last 20 miles in those
dune buggies.

Listen, what if I opened
the champagne up now?

How about that? Yes,
let's have the champagne now.
Okay. All right.

Champagne for everybody!

SARAH: We're going to
have to start another game.

We'll just start over.

I think I was winning,
wasn't I?

SARAH: Well, no, we're
going to have to
start a whole new game.

No, never.

Never. All right.

Oh, no, sir. None for me.

Are you in training?

That stuff is bad for your
liver, Harry.

Jocks.

Oh, no. We have our distilled
water. Thank you.

I hope it's a good year.

HARRY: Some for
you over here.

(STARTER SOUNDS)

Well, it certainly was nice
of you to play cards with
those old ladies.

Those old ladies just took me
for 60 bucks.

I'm sure it's against the
Golden West rules to offer
the driver a drink.

It is, but thanks for
the thought.

Look, I apologize if I came on
a little flip before.

Apologize? Refresh my memory.
Just what did you say?

Well, I kind of implied that
I was a hot-shot photographer

just doing all you people
a favor by keeping the camera
in focus.

You mean you aren't going
to get us on the cover of
Life magazine?

Well, I wouldn't look for it
this month but, sooner or
later, it's going to happen.

But in no way did I mean
to put down what anybody else
did for a living.

Look, you're trying to save
some feelings that ain't
never been hurt, Alicia.

I drive this bus because doing
so pays me $395 a week.

I drive this route because
four nights out of seven
it puts me in Vegas

where three forms of
diversions have been refined
to the highest.

Drinking and gambling, I enjoy
moderately. The third...

You're really saying that's
all there is to it?

You just go for the good times
early and stay out late?

What else is there?

Not with hands! You don't hold
hands! Your newlyweds.
That's better. That's better.

Come on. Now, that's the shot
you're taking.

Feels like it's going to be
a hot one today, Fred.

Yeah, we need temperatures
in the 80s.

Well, you take care.
I'll catch you on the rebound.

Okay. Take care, drive safe.

Back on the bus already?

You must be in a hurry to get
to Vegas.

Yeah, well,
that's where it's at, huh?

You must spend a lot
of time there.

You don't?

Well, every once in a while
when I was a kid,
with my folks.

And then sometimes
when I was married.

But now, with my
own kids, I...

It's not so easy.

Well, that's what Peggy is
doing now.

Checking with the sitter
we got for both sets.

Well you're young, you deserve
a chance to get away.

Yeah, everyone's got to get
away once in a while.

Howdy.

Hi. Just take any seat
that's open, okay?

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Oh, yes. I'm sorry.

Oh, so am I.

SARAH: I'm going to do exactly
what I want. You are not going
going to tell me what to do.

I don't care what you say,
Lenore. Look what I got!

(LAUGHTER)

(PASSENGERS SINGING)

Hey, I'm sorry, buddy, but
passengers aren't allowed
up front.

Turn off the highway.

Don't be stupid.

Let's go.

Where?

Into the desert.
We're going south.

(SINGING STOPS)
What's going on?

All right, turn around slow.
I have a gun.

Lay it down.

(GUNSHOT)

(SCREAMS)

Okay, everybody, sit tight.
Relax. We're going to take
a slight detour.

What kind of animals are you?

Sit down!

Don't you dare order me.
You don't frighten us.

Listen buster. I'm 67 years
old and, if I believed my
doctor 10 years ago

I'd have been dead.

Please lady, give us all
a chance to reach 67.
Sit down!

That's healthy advice.

Keep your eyes front.

You. Stand up.

Come on. Get up here.
Just her.

Okay, up front. Move it.

Put her right here.

Okay, Mr. Tour Guide,
up front.

Hey.

Neil?

No, don't try to move.

He can't lie here in the aisle
any longer.

Can you understand what
I'm saying?

Put your arm around my neck.

Okay, that's it. That's it.

I need someone to help!

KURT: Here. Ma'am?

Better take him to the back.

ALICIA: Thank you.

Take it easy with him.

Now, Neil?

Yeah, this is fine.

Okay, chief, this is where
I take over. Let's go.

Look, buddy. You just tell me
where you want to go and
I'll drive.

You really want to die
right now?

Okay. On the floor, chief.

Let's go.

Lie down there.

Okay.
I want these people lost.

You got it, baby.

Where are you taking us?

California. Wouldn't you like
to go to California?

Come on! No, man!

LARRY: You're going to fool
around once too often.

JAMIE: Hey, what you
gonna do, huh, man?
You gonna change partners?

NEIL: Take the driver out.

Over there.

(GUNSHOT)

Time to go, Ms. Brain.

Look.

-You don't understand.
-Come on! Out!

I'm not Mrs. Brain! Let me go!

Let me go! I'm not Mrs. Brain!
Let me go!

Put her in the buggy.

Let me go! (SCREAMS)

Well, what do you think,
driver?

We should pick the
man in charge,
trained to drive that bus,

capable of leading those sheep
that are sitting on their
hands, and shoot him.

But, then again, I'm not
talking to the skipper
of the Trident, am I?

I'm talking to a
nickel-and-dime bus driver
between Albuquerque and Vegas.

What would you do if you
were me, driver?

Keep 'em here. Keep 'em quiet.

And you should be able to get
home sometime.

It seems a shame to
leave you like this.

Adios, everybody!

I got a lot of money, here.
Probably over $2000.

I'll give you all of it not
to take her.

Thanks for the contribution.
Now get back on the bus.

You don't understand.
She is not...

-Stay where you are.
-He was carrying a lot
of money.

There's gotta be more
to be had on that bus.

No one travels to Las Vegas
with empty pockets.

No question about that.

What do you say, Neil?

No.
We got a schedule to follow.

So did the bus.

Well, we're 30 miles
from nowhere.
What's another minute or two?

Get away from him! I want you
to stand over there.

Okay! You people get your
luggage down and get
off the bus.

Now! Let's move it. Come on.

You, too, Harry.
Come on, move it!

Quickly, people!

Let's go! I want you
to line up against the bus.

Hurry up.

Line up against the bus.

JAMIE: I want you to move,
and I mean right now.

Oh. Ladies.

Off the bus.

I misjudged you, young man.

Yeah, many women have, honey.

Here you go. Let's go.
Move it.

Come on!

Move it, move it.

Let's go. Move!

-SARAH: Hoodlum!
-Shut up, lady, huh?

Okay. I want all you men to
empty your pockets of wallets,
jewelry, watches.

All you ladies do the same
thing with your purses.

Drop your bags.

I said drop them!

What's the matter, honey?
Left your shoes on the bus?

Much better, huh?
Barefoot in the sand.

All right, you. Get him up.
Get him out of here.

He can't be moved.

Well, just you then. Come on.

Let's go, move it. Come on.
With the others. Go.

JAMIE: I don't want any of
you people holding out on us,
you understand?

Yeah.

Taking pictures?

Get over there with
the others!

Okay, everybody.
That wasn't so bad, was it?

Everybody turn around
and face the bus.

But you already got
everything we have.

I've had about enough
out of you.

You open your mouth once more
and Golden West just lost
itself a tour guide.

Get your hands up!

(GUNSHOT)

(SCREAMS)

Get against the bus!

Gentlemen,
take off your coats.

Your shoes and your socks,
too.

Move it!

Here you go, Larry.

Don't forget that big blonde.
She's got some money tucked up
under that wig.

No! No!

Easy, driver. You're around
the pass already.

Let's go, Irene.

No!

Hey, wait a minute!

Not this time, Neil.

I left her before,
but I'm taking her now.

No! No! No!

Leave her alone!

You gonna stop me?

The only difference between
you and me is that gun.

You're wasting time, now.
Leave her!

The only difference between us
is the gun, huh?

I don't think so.

Star of the Michigan team,
huh?

-I played some.
-I don't think so.

I don't think this gun's the
only difference between us.

'Cause even if you had it

I don't think I'd do what
you're going to do now.

Get down on your knees.

Down, I said!

You'd do anything to keep life
in that hulking body of yours,
anything I say.

Tell me you'd do anything!

Yes!

Whatever you say.

All right, all right. Let's
get out of here. Come on.

Hey! We almost forgot.

The 7204 from Albuquerque
is late.

You forgot. Old 949 came
to life around noon.

7204's been canceled.

Shall I double-check?

Why not?

Their last tour was at 3:15.

They must have quit early.

Good idea. Buy you a drink?

Well, you may have
a mild concussion.

I bet you it hurts a lot.

Better not move around too
much, okay?

Is he going to be all right?

I think so.

I'd better see about the guy
on the bus.

I'll see about the guy on
the bus.

Why were they after your wife?
What is this all about?

Yes, what is this all about?

Please! Look. That can wait.

I got to find out what shape
this bus is in

and try to figure out what
we're going to do next.

You don't have to do anything.

Don't you think it would help
a little if we knew why
we were attacked

-in the first place?
-(CLAMORING)

Yeah, Mr. Brain,
why were they after your wife?

Those men were after my wife

because before we were married

her name was Laura Madden.

-Of the Madden Ranch?
-That's right.

The only thing is,
they didn't get my wife.

The girl that's with me is...

Well, she's a very close
friend of mine.

Will you tell me why the
son-in-law of the richest
rancher in this part

of the state is riding around
on a bus?

Does somebody have to tell
you? He was shacking up.

How's he doing?

I don't know.

He's conscious for a while,
but then he drifts
out of it again.

Well, there will be someone
here, soon.

We're overdue in Flagstaff.
They'll be checking on us.

That's fine with me, but

he's not bleeding very much.
He's just coughing a little.

What's wrong with that?

Well, I'm not sure, but

from everything that
I remember from
first-aid classes

it's sometimes a symptom of
internal bleeding.

(SOUND OF ELECTRICAL SPARKS)

ALL: Careful!

How is he?

I'm no doctor.

Well, let me tell you how
I see it, and what I think
we should do.

First of all, they shot four
of the six tires.

Fortunately, they were in
a hurry, so the two back-end
side tires are undamaged.

I say we should remove the
four punctured tires

repair the two least damaged,
and put them in the front.

Wait a minute! Before you get
everybody panicked,
let me say something.

First, we are overdue in
Flagstaff. We will soon be
overdue in Kingman.

If they're not looking for us
yet, they soon will be.

Yes, but suppose they don't
find us by dawn.

Yeah, we could all stay
out here in the desert...

All right. Hold it.
Let's hold it down, huh?

Okay, now. I don't want to
wait for the company.

Harry could be right.
The Highway Patrol
and helicopters

they could be here in
five minutes.

But what if they're not.

What if it's five hours?
Or 50? You want to
wait that long?

EVERYONE: No!

Okay. All right. I'll tell you
where we should start.

If we're not found by night,
we should build a fire.

RUSS: Good idea.
It gets cold out.

As far as the water's
concerned, I think we should
start conserving immediately.

Why are you trying to upset
these people over nothing?

What about the man that
was shot on the bus?
That was nothing?

No, I didn't mean that, Peggy.
That was terrible.

This whole thing has been a
terrible experience, but it's
over. The worst is over.

-Excuse me, Mr. Edwards.
-Yes, what is it?

I'm a runner.
I ran quite a bit in college,
cross-country.

Hey, wait a minute.
We must be 25 or 30 miles
from the freeway.

I ran 26 miles in four hours
last year in Boston.

Hey, this is the desert. You
make the wrong turn out there
and we may never find you.

I can make it.

Thank you. We'll save that as
an option, okay?

All right.

All right. Does anyone here
know anything about
electrical wiring?

I know a little.

How much is a little?

Well, I used to be a lineman
for the phone company.

Well, that's enough for me.
The electrical box is under
the dashboard.

All right. As soon as we see
what the electrical system is
all about

I'll come back and we'll split
up the rest of the work.
All right?

-Good idea. All right.
-All right.

Harry, you're not smiling. The
company wouldn't like that.

Look. I know they were pretty
tough on you out there

but sitting here thinking
about it ain't gonna help.

He had me down on my knees.

Now, cut it out! Other people
have gone through a lot worse
and they've lived through it.

So, stop moping, get up,
and get out there with
everybody else!

Move!

Why the hell didn't you say
something back on the bus?

Why didn't you say something
back in the desert?

I did try to! Back at the
beginning when you
called me up front.

I heard her scream something
about you having her wrong,
Neil.

Why didn't you get a picture
of Brain's wife in the
first place?

Look. I got the tip four days
ago that he and his wife were
sneaking out to Vegas

on a bus. That kind of trip,
you don't take snapshots
and road maps!

Okay, okay!

Let's divide up what we did
get and get out of here,
Neil. Now!

-We can't do that.
-Who the hell are you, anyway?

My name is Joyce Landry.

I work for the Department of
Animal resources in the
Albuquerque office.

Mr. Brain... Martin used to
come in for certain permits
and licenses.

-Over a period of a couple...
-You got warm for each other,
yeah.

What about the guy with the
gun? He work for the
Brain Ranch, maybe?

I never saw him before
in my life.

-Put her in the other room.
-Sure thing.

All right. Does anybody know
how to work this?

It hooks up on the support
beneath the bus.

ALL: Great!
Yeah! You got it!

Okay. We're going to take off
the two rear outside tires and

we'll patch up the least
damaged of the other four and
put them on the front.

It'll never run on four tires.

-Just give it a chance.
-Oh, come on, Harry.

It may wobble a little bit but
I guarantee you, she'll run.

Okay. Some of you guys can
start loosening the lugs on
the wheels, okay?

I'd like to help if I can.

Good, but take it easy.

That's me. Grunt work is
something I'm experienced at.

Okay.
We have to clear an area.

Let's see.
What about over here?

Why don't we start getting
some brush and some wood.
We'll build a fire.

We'll need it because it'll be
cold tonight.

And if there are some
helicopters out, they'll see
the flames.

Okay. That's something the
women can do.

-Good.
-Come on, let's spread out!

Yeah, there's some women that
can fix tires, you know.

Excuse me. You okay?

Oh, sure. Both my wig and
my dignity are back in place.

-I'm sorry about...
-Don't be. I'm just
glad to be alive.

I know a couple of doctors who
wouldn't have made bets
on that a few months ago.

You're going to be all right?

You get one guarantee
with chemotherapy.

It's hell on the hair.

Well, you look terrific to me.

Thanks, Lee.

Hey, track star!
How's everything going?

It's going all right.

Hey, just how far did you run
in Boston?

26 miles.

Excuse me, Debbie.

Do you think you could
convince Elenore and Sarah
to give up

one of those bottles
of distilled water?

Let me talk to you, huh?

26 miles?

That's right.

Just a minute.

Now you can have it.

Ugh!

That's straight vodka,
I'll bet.

Well, it was supposed to be
a holiday!

Let's see.
Green over yellow...

Well, there's not much more
I can say that can help.

The sun sets in the west.
I figure we're south and maybe
a little east of the freeway

so it should be out
there somewhere.

I figured the same thing.

Don't worry. I'll find it.

Hey, good luck.
And I'll see you later.

I'll see you.

Deb?

It's all right.

I've been watching you run
ever since junior high school.
I've never seen you lose.

Well, there's not much more
we can do today.
Let's close it up, huh?

Well, after that workout,
I could use a glass
of champagne.

Hey, Harry?
What about that raffle?

-Oh, yeah.
-(CHEERS)

I promised you a raffle,
and you'll have it!

You pick the winner.

And the winner is...

-Well?
-Well?

Come on!

Come on, Harry. Who won?

Peggy, you read it.

What's the matter with him?

Mrs. Martin Brain.

-Oh, no.
-Gee.

Well, that's it for tonight.

Let me try,
I have to keep busy.

I'll just keep working at it
until I get tired.

I'm sorry about what
happened before.

I still think the cavalry is
going to be coming over
the hill.

I'm just shook and angry.

You know, I think everybody
was a little shook and angry.

Nothing like this has ever
happened to me before.

There have been births,
heart attacks,

even hurricanes.
Natural calamities.

You know,
kidnapping and robbery,
they're natural calamities.

I never thought of it like
that before.

Well, start.
It'll make you feel better.

You know,

on these tours, people have
met, married, had families.

I start writing my Christmas
cards in July so I'm sure
I don't miss anyone.

That's a lot of cards.

It's a lot of friends.

They're my family.

You know something, Harry?

I never looked at it that way.

SARAH: You reneged.

LENORE: I did not!

Yes, you did!

Shh!

(WHISPERING)

How are you?

I'm getting used to
the service.

I'm feeling a little better.

Good.

I wanted to thank you for what
you tried to do today.

Yeah, well, once a champion,
always a champion.

Look. Not many people would
have gone as far as you did.

You know, you almost got
yourself killed.

For a couple of...

What?

A couple of what?

Do you have any idea why Peggy
and I are going to Vegas?

Sure. To hit it big on
the craps table.

Oh, come on!
The tour is a cover-up

for a couple of
weekend warriors.

You do know what that means,
don't you?

It means a hooker.

I don't believe that.

Well, believe it.

So, you see, the most you
could have done was
save one more working girl

in a town that's already got
more than they need.

Feel better, huh?

Have you been doing this
for very long?

Well, Peggy's made a few
trips. I'm a first-timer.

Why?

You run out of options.

You know, the last time my ex
sent a child-support payment
was eight months ago.

The job I have in the drug
store pays the rent.

But there's a gas tank and
three mouths to fill.

You know, and the extras,
they keep eating you alive.

Look, Irene. I believe you
have a lot of problems

but I don't believe you're
out of options.

Oh, yeah? Name one.

Kurt! Kurt, Mr. Finch would
like to come outside.

He's cold. He feels cold and
he'd like to come outside
by the fire.

Yeah, okay. Sure.

Here it is.

I need to talk...

I need to talk to you,
Edwards.

Me?

That's right.

Hey, when you were out on
your feet

you did so much.

I'll have Edwards call you
when I'm ready, okay?

The fire feels good.

Thanks.

Can I do anything?

They're going to be
coming back.

What?

Those three guys. Listen.

You're the only one I've
talked to on this trip.

Yeah, we got along
terrifically right from
the beginning.

Yeah, well, I was

uptight and worried, but

you're going to be going back.

And you're a guy that lives by
the rules.

You noticed that.

Yeah.

There's a stamp in the lining
in my coat

in a glassine envelope.

Oh?

It's worth $90,000.

I took it on consignment
in Fort Worth

the day before yesterday.
There's a hotel owner in Vegas

interested in buying
valuable stamps.

Those three...

They took my wallet and it had
a carbon

of the receipt

I gave for the stamp.

Listen to me.
If anything happens to me

that stamp has got to get back

to the people that gave it
to me on consignment.

I don't understand. If it was
only your signature...

That's what I mean.

It's the only thing I ever
really had

that was worth something

all by itself.

My signature.

NEIL: Acknowledge receipt of
silver-blue half-penny stamp

issued by the Governor of
all Malta in 1742.

Same to be sold for a sum
not less than... $90,000!

To the above-designated and
accepted business practice,
John Finch.

Wait a second.

You mean this guy Finch has
got a stamp on him worth
90,000 bucks?

Sure! He must have thought we
were after it when he pulled
the 45 on the bus!

It's sure not what we were
going to get for Brain's wife

but it would kind of soften
the blow.

Yeah.

Let's get it. Come on.

No. The desert could be
crawling with police
right now.

Only one way to find out,
Neil.

No. There's a 5:00 a.m.
advisory broadcast

put out by the New Mexico
Highway Patrol, mostly
for truckers.

They list accidents, and
bridges and roads that
are out.

Look. If they found the bus,
or if they know it's missing,
they'll carry that, too.

So, what do we do?

We wait for the broadcast.
If we find out things are okay

we can see where we're going.
Then we go for that stamp.

Sounds good to me.

Now we got a little time
on our hands.

I think I'm going to pass it
as pleasantly as possible.
Excuse me.

No.

No what, buddy?

Not this time.

Why is it always you first
in line?

I guess it's the natural order
of things. Excuse me.

Now hold it, the both of you.
Listen to me.

She's as good as dead already.

How do you mean?

I mean we let her go now.

By noon tomorrow she's dying
of exposure. That's enough.

You're just deciding for all
three of us, huh, Neil?

All three of us need each
other just to get out of this
alive ourselves.

That's yours, Neil.

(NEIL SIGHS)

You can go, now.

Just go on!

If she makes it, she makes it.

You did very well, today.

Organized all the men on the
bus and got the women
looking for firewood.

Well, it's like they say.
Old soldiers never die.

They just go to work for
Golden West Tours.

There's something about
a uniform, huh?

I guess. Speaking of which,
for a girl who was just
passing through

you got pretty involved
with us today.

You got pretty involved with
a man with a hole in
his middle.

Yeah, well there's something
about guns that angers me,
no matter who has them.

Anyway, by this time tomorrow,
I'm going to have the story of
my life, and

you'll be in Vegas with one
of your girls.

I guess we both got a little
behind schedule.

There must be somebody waiting
for you back in Albuquerque.

There was.

Nice guy. Waited all through
college. We almost did it.

Started running second to
that career?

Oh, well.
What's that old saying?

Lovers are like streetcars.
You miss one, there's another
one every 15 minutes.

But then you probably
wrote it.

Not really. You know, there
could be a lot of girls

and them sometimes there
can be one woman.

You ever hear of a place
called Cholon?

Yeah, it's a Chinese section
of Saigon. It's Ho Chi Minh
City, now, huh?

Yeah, well, she's still there.

I tried to get her out for
four years. I couldn't do it,
but I will.

So help me God, I will.

I would never have guessed.

You weren't supposed to.

I have to get you some
help out here.

How's Finch?

He's dead.

Why didn't you say something?

He just died about
20 minutes ago.

I didn't see any point in
waking everyone up to
tell them that.

Poor guy.

I wish to hell somebody would
have found us.

I wish there would have been
someone here who could have
made a difference.

A doctor, or a nurse.

I didn't even know his
first name.

I don't know why he didn't
want the name tag.

I don't even know why he had
the gun.

Just that Mr. Finch is dead.

Harry. Wake up. We've got to
start getting the people up.

Finch is dead.

We'll dig a shallow grave for
him now.

The body can be recovered
once we get in, okay?

I'll go get them.
I'll get them started working.

Light to heavy winds on
Interstate 15 between
Pittman and Las Vegas.

A possibility of rain before
noon in the Gallup area.

Highway conditions are
continuing satisfactory
throughout the state.

That concludes the highway
advisory bulletin for today.

Okay. We got word from
the New Mexico Highway
Patrol themselves.

They ain't even looking yet.

Here you go, Jim.

Ouch!

I'm sorry.

Sorry won't cut it, buddy.
You could see I was losing
my grip.

No. I did not know anything
was wrong until you let go.

Like hell, I let go!

All right,
give me another man.

Maybe you'd like to do it
alone, huh?

We wouldn't be in this...
one man dead, the rest of us
going to boil

if it wasn't for you.

Hey, come on.
Back off, buddy, huh?

It's true! We'd all be in
air-conditioned rooms in
Las Vegas

if it wasn't for him and his
blonde girlfriend!

Who the hell do you think
you are?

Come on, put it down!

He's a little two-bit gambler,
that's what he is! Let him go!

Stop it, both of you.

Now, come on! We've got
enough to contend with in
the next few hours.

We start going after each
other and everybody loses.

All right. All right.

Okay.

I had no right to make a
remark about your girlfriend.

I hope she's all right.

I know you people are in a lot
of trouble because of me.

I keep thinking about

what's happening to Joyce,
what could be happening to her

and I don't know what to do.

All right. Let's get back on
the wheel. Both of you.

He didn't make it.

I don't know if you want
the others to know that, but
I know he didn't make it.

Come on, you can't possibly...

I was in Boston with him.
If he'd made it, he'd be back
by now with help.

Look out, Harry.

Got it?

Yeah, okay. I got it.

Well, one more to go and
we got wheels on the buggy.

You sure this thing will run
on four tires?

As far as the highway.

All right, come on, everybody.
Let's look alive.

Look alive. Let's look alive
to stay alive.

Now lift this up. Lift it up.
Get the lugs on here.

All right!

It seems like I've been
running forever going nowhere.

Hey, well it's easy to lose
your direction out here
at night.

Instead of running towards the
highway, you were running out
into the desert.

Hey, Neil!

Wasn't that one of the guys
from the bus?

Yeah. Let's get him!

Stop! Those guys robbed
the bus!

What do you want to do, Neil?

Let's forget it.

Come on, we got work to do!

How's it going, Lee?
Making any progress?

Don't worry, Harry.
You'll get out of here soon.

Lee!

You all right, Lee?

Hey thanks, Harry.

-The bus isn't.
-No.

Boy, it looks like it's too
low to jack up now.

Well, we'll just have
to lift it.

But that bus must weight four
or five tons!

I want everybody on the front
end of the bus.

Oh, come on!

You'd better listen to him!

It won't work, Harry.

Well it better, because...

They're coming back.

Who's coming back?

Those three punks. The ones
that killed Mr. Finch.

Why? Why are they coming back?

Because by now they

they've probably found
a receipt in his wallet.

A receipt for a stamp worth

$90,000 that he was going to
sell in Las Vegas.

Where's this stamp, Harry?

It's right here.

Well, suppose we gave it
to them?

No. Don't do it.
Don't give them anything.

No. We will not let those
hoodlums take advantage of us
a second time!

I say we don't give them
the stamp, or the bus or us!

I say the hell with them!

Okay, let's do it. Everybody
on the front end of the bus!

ALL: Right! Come on!
All we have to do is tilt it.

LEE: All you fellas take a
position. Ladies, give
them some room.

You put the jack under it.

Okay. We're going to lift when
I say three.

ALL: All right. Okay.

Put your backs into it now!
One, two, three!

(BUS STARTS)

Harry.

Get everybody back on the bus.

On the bus, everybody,
quickly! Quickly! Come on!
Get on the bus!

Get on! Come on, come on!

Hurry up!
Move to the back of the bus!

-Hurry up!
-Come on, hurry up!

Harry! Get on the bus!

No. I have what they want.

Hey!

Harry!

(GUNSHOT)

Everybody down. Now!
Get on the floor!

Oh, hell! It's all my fault
in the first place.

I never should have tried to
drag you out to Vegas.

You didn't want to go
in the first place.

Irene!

You're okay. You're not hurt.

-Is she all right?
-It's the girl!

She got away!

Be careful!

She's okay.

Somebody get her some water!

You just take it easy, Harry.
We're going to get you some
help real fast.

All I could think about last
night and most of today was

getting away with that stamp
and putting the money in my
own pocket.

Hey, we don't have to know
what was going through
your head.

We all have some crazy
thoughts. You're a good
company man, Harry. The best.

It's a helicopter!

Look!

Hey, hey. It's all over.
You're all right now.

It's okay.
Come, on Joyce, stop.
Listen. I got to talk to you.

Now, look. When we get back

the pressures are
really going to start.

We're going to have all kinds
of questions to answer.

So, we got to get our stories
straight, huh?

Don't you care at all what
did happen?

Of course I care.

Of course.

But you don't understand

I could lose everything.

I'm not a young man.

I have nothing,
no place to go without...

You got to appreciate
my situation.

Sure, Martin. I understand.

Like you said, we've got to
get our stories straight.

DEBBIE: They've got Russ
with them. He's all right!

That was the best action
sequence I've ever seen
in my life

and I didn't have my camera
with me.

Well, you can always work the
El Paso shopping tour
next week.

Lee? Lee?

There are going to be a lot of
people waiting.

Photographers, reporters.

Why don't you put your cap on?

I think it looks pretty good!

All right!

Well, next stop, Las Vegas.

Take any seat.
Any open seat, please.

He's okay!
I knew he'd make it!

(GENERAL CLAMOR)

I just want to go back
to Albuquerque.

We're on our way to Vegas!