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♪
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♪ Once upon a time,
not long ago ♪
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♪ I had an eight foot bong
with the strongest stroke ♪
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♪ You know, it was known for
knocking motherfuckers out ♪
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♪ One hit, that's it, then you're
sleepin' on the fuckin' couch ♪
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♪ But maybe you're tripping
out rather quietly ♪
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♪ Off in the corner
having anxiety ♪
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♪ Hopin' for some privacy
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♪ Lips touch glass smoke
fills lungs brain cells lit ♪
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♪ Now you elevate,
top floor, homie, what ♪
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[coughing]
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♪ Man, this is bomb
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♪ Once upon a time
in the projects, yo ♪
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♪ Me and the homies
had to grow ♪ ♪ Uh huh
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♪ 24 lights, air tight,
was lit right ♪
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♪ Turn around, pounce,
one vode is clip night ♪
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♪ Backwoods bought,
like I'm payin' an invoice ♪
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♪ The contact have you
higher than Lloyd's voice ♪
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♪ Abracadabra, lit loud
in a Rolls Royce ♪
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♪ So sit your ass down,
stop talkin' and roll joints ♪
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♪ Aw, my bad ♪ Hey,
what the fuck you doing, dawg ♪
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♪ You just broke the bong
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♪ You already
fuck all this-- ♪
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♪ You know what,
pass me them papers ♪
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♪ I'll roll us up
a fat one, man ♪
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♪ And we'll get it lit
♪ I bet
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♪ Once upon a time,
not long ago ♪
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♪ I had a household bong
that my mom would toke ♪
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♪ Joint rip,
got the funky feel tint ♪
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♪ Xzibit just shot me a hit,
made me quit ♪
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♪ Wacks got them
poppin' out dimensions ♪
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♪ Oh, slam, took a dab,
started astral projectin' ♪
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♪ Backwood gettin' princed in
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♪ Live risin',
you still session resin' ♪
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♪ Man that shit depressin'
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♪ Hey, here's a lesson
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♪ Yo
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♪ This a procession
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♪ Now back to the
lecture at hand ♪
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♪ I'm about to pack this gram
in a fol' and go ham ♪
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♪ Hit it somethin' hard
high feeling close to God ♪
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♪ The bong hits like
a Tyson blow to the bod ♪
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Oh boy.
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This is the bullshit.
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[hip hop music playing]
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The things I do...
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Well look.
It's the littlest Pep Boy.
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Look at your ass over
there labor trickin'.
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What the hell you
doin' with that hammer?
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Don't nobody put
hammers on engines.
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Old girl must be amazin' have you under
that hood labor trickin' like that.
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Labor trick!
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Man, don't hate on me.
I'm a professional, now.
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I ain't doin' this for no bitch.
You got me fucked up.
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I'm lookin' at you
doin' it for a bitch.
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You right.
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Hey open the door, man!
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Open the door! Hey, question! Question!
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What? Can you fix something
under my hood?
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Hey shut up, man.
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What up, man?
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Nah, she is a freak though.
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I just wish I would have known before
I had to do all this work, man.
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That shit hard, bro.
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What was you gonna do?
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Increase the amount of
coochie you get in the deal?
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Goddamn right!
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Shit it's only right
to get a coochie raise.
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Fair exchange. No arguing, bro.
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Shit, she should be
airing me out
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while I'm cuttin' her grass,
while I'm doin' everything.
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She should be what?
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Airing me out!
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What the hell
is "airing..."
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Airing me out mean when you keep
hittin' the keypad all you hear...
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[hissing]
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Ratchet! See I know
you ain't talkin'.
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Ratchet!
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We out here dry, bro.
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She the one
got me this weed.
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Let me see the weed.
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Nah, bro.
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I ain't trying to make you
lower your standards
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just to smoke with me.
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Why would I
do that to you?
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Come on.
Let me get that shit.
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Hey you stop fucking
playing with me.
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Here, here, here.
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Don't drop the last
little bit of weed.
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I don't know about you
but this shit getting me high.
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I think I'm high too.
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What the fuck is that?
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DARIUS:
What?
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They look like...
remember that rap group, The Ghetto Boys?
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Wow, man. Look like they in the middle
of the street, and shit.
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My mind playin' tricks
on me, nigga.
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Ah shit. Hey man, let's ride.
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Hey. What? Who are they?
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DARIUS: You know that one nigga
that's always in the hood,
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act like you owe him,
some kind of chip on his shoulder?
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That's him. You owe him
something or some shit?
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Nah it just ain't worth it.
Let's just ride around the corner, man.
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PAT: Alright let's deal...
Let's go! Let's go!
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Step on it dawg!
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The fuck you think you goin'?
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God damn! It's jammed.
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Hey I gotta fix my door. It's this new car.
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I kicked off!
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I tried, man!
I tried to hold you!
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Wait.
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This how I gotta catch up
with you, nigga?
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What you talking 'bout?
I just saw you pulling up,
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I was fixin' to say what's up.
What you... what's up, boy?
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Come on, man.
I been...
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...calling you and
paging you and shit.
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Hold up, man.
Nah, that ain't what happened, man.
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I tried to...
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I ain't see you text me. My phone been
messing up for a minute. It's... oh...
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Texts just came in.
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Rollin 'Reg...
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I call him a lot too
and his phone...
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every time he like...
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It happens....he dropped it.
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He tried to call me
a lot of times.
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Call me now. I dropped my phone.
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Shut the fuck up, hoe.
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Reg, Pat. Pat, this Reg.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
Now touch your ankles, nigga.
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Grab your ankles? What?
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Who the fuck is this nigga?
My liaison?
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I hear y'all selling
more weed than a dispensary.
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Y'all got a whole
shitload of money.
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Sellin' more weed
than a dispensary?
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They've taken
all my customers.
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I can't sell a seed
'round this bitch.Nothing.
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But you tried to, nigga.
Pay up.
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Bro, I can't keep
giving you money.
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I mean I feel bad for
what happened to you, but...
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...that ain't my fault... You owe!
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I owe you what?
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Look at me, Spoke!
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Look at me!
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Huh?
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I don't see what's
the problem, bro.
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Have you ever played soccer?
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Do you know what it's like
to only get lap dances?
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What's wrong with that?
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And act like you feel it?
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You owe. You owe, Spoke.
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Man, damn!
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Nigga, stop having
less money.
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Why you keep going up and down, man?
Get the hell on.
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God damn.
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You get my keys?
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Yeah man, you good.
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Jesus Christ, man!
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Nigga just snatched them damn
keys like they was his.
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"Where you goin' partner?"
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What the fuck was that?
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Hey man, fire it up.
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Fire it up before we pull off, man.
I need to get high.
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Aw man, I smoked
all that shit.
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Watching you...
that made me nervous as hell, man!
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Tell you this though, I'd get some kush
right now if I had some extra cash.
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You always talking 'bout extra cash.
Extra this, extra that...
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What is this shit
you be talking about?
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Is there some shit
you just find?
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Like, extra? Man I don't gotta explain.
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We all out here struggling.
Not just us.
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It's like every
time I pay a bill,
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another mothafucka pop up.
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Shit! Money
don't grow on trees.
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First of all,
we all ain't struggling.
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It's you, bro.
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'Cause you always out here
trying to be like everybody
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that's trying
to stunt on people.
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Trying to live
above your means.
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You ain't got it
like that, bro!
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That's it! We know that's it!
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Everybody know
that's how you is.
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We talk about you all
the time on Facebook.
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That's right. That's it!
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What, what?
Where you going man?
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No, when I said
money don't grow on trees.
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I know money
don't grow on trees!
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If that was the case I'd be planting
pennies all over the ground!
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Only thing grow on trees
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is apples, oranges... Weed,
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grows on...
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Weed grow on trees.
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We grow...
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...trees! Trees!
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We grow our own weed, and we
sell it to the dispensary...
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We ain't gotta pay nobody.
We can smoke our own shit,
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get high forever and ever!
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Not to smoke the weed!
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What you talking 'bout then?
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Talkin' 'bout growing
our own weed
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and selling it to these
damn dispensaries
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that's been taking our
customers!
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I was thinking the same thing.
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But you know what else I was
thinking to bust it down?
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We do it in
my mama's backyard.
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I ain't talkin' about no
little-ass backyard boogie.
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What you talking 'bout?
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I'm talking 'bout
a grow house!
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Yeah, that's smart. All we gotta do is
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get our medical
marijuana card.
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That way we can grow it.
Legally.
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Sort of.
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Don't you have to like be real
sick or dying or something like...
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That's what
I thought! But no. Like polio?
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You don't.What?
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I know a lot of people
go to this place right here.
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Where? Bam!
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All kind of people
in there not sick.
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Bunch of healthy mothafuckas
running around.
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Let me see this.
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Dr. Doobie? Mhmm.
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Dr. Feelgood? Man ain't nobody
gonna believe that shit.
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What you talking 'bout?
I'm not that stupid, bro.
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That ain't his real name.
What his name then?
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That's like his
stage name kinda.
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To get his customers.
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You mean patients.
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I don't know if I want
all my info on file, bro,
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'cause I'm skeptical
on that "legal" shit.
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What? Man, it ain't
nothing like that.
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Alright?
They know we just want the hookup.
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You need to stop smoking that
whack-ass weed. Got you paranoid.
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We gonna get
our medication, brother.
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Yeah you right.
What illness you gonna go with though?
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You know what?
I been thinking about it.
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I'm gonna keep it
simple, man.
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I'm gonna say I got
migraines and depression.
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You call that simple?
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Those near death symptoms.
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Hmm.
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What illness
you gonna go with?
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Loss of appetite. Period.
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You gonna say
you got your period?
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Man, I didn't mean--
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I'm messing with you, man.
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I know what you meant.
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It's a joke, damn.
247
00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:06,763
Loss of appetite,
that's good, man.
248
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,723
'Cause can't nobody tell you
when you hungry.
249
00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:12,116
You can't. Like, ask me
"Am I hungry."
250
00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:13,161
You hungry?
251
00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,641
Yeah, I'm hungry.
252
00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:15,990
Alright, let me ask you again.
253
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,034
You hungry?
254
00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,645
Nah, I ain't hungry.
255
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,081
That's good as hell.
Man, I should have thought of that.
256
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,386
I told you.
You can't think of...
257
00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,268
Hi guys! What they do?
258
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,749
I'm gonna need to see
your photo IDs.
259
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,230
And have you sign in.
260
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,755
Come on... I told you
we need an ID man.
261
00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,931
Don't worry about it.
I got that.
262
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,547
Thank you.
263
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,075
Look.
264
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,947
Rollin' Reg got his card
from Dr. Doobie, too.
265
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,688
When he was on his feet.Damn.
266
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,254
Way before he was rolling.
267
00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,430
You goin' to hell.Alright.
268
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:07,389
The doctor will be
with you momentarily.
269
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,434
You goin' first.
You the one got me acting like this.
270
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,132
No I don't, man. I ain't never said nothing
271
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,394
about no handicapped
people to you.
272
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,657
RECEPTIONIST:
Okay. You are all set.
273
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:17,268
Feel free to give us a call if you
have any questions about your card
274
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,270
or your medicine, okay?
275
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:22,534
Alright, so your total
for the visit is $125.
276
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,275
$25 for the card
and the paperwork,
277
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,016
and $20 for the medicine.
278
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,757
Can you add all that up for
me, honey?
279
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,019
$170.
280
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,673
$170?
281
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:34,024
I ain't spend no $170 dollars
on no damn card, bro.
282
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:35,852
That's a whole quarter ounce
right there.
283
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:36,853
PAT:
Would you keep calm?
284
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,768
The card said
everything for $50.
285
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,074
That's still a eighth.
286
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,077
Look, do you wanna
grow our own shit,
287
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,426
or do you wanna
just keep complaining,
288
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,646
and getting ripped off?
289
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,473
I gotta think about that shit, man.
I don't know.
290
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,954
Okay, gentlemen.
291
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,652
You go first. What?
292
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,567
Are you two together?
293
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,699
Yes.No.
294
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:58,745
PAT:
Yes.
295
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,442
Yeah, we together.
296
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,530
The doctor will see you both.
297
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,140
Cool. That's her...
298
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,664
RECEPTIONIST:
Around the corner. DARIUS: Where do we go?
299
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,500
Doctor.
300
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,806
DARIUS:
I appreciate that.
301
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,242
PAT: It smell good.
It smell like free sex.
302
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,984
Hi, guys. How you doin?
303
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,682
DARIUS:
Chill, man.
304
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:23,639
Yeah, help yourself.
305
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,727
Thank you.
306
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:25,685
So...
307
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,644
Are you together?
308
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,951
Yeah, we here together.
309
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,692
Hmm.
310
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,912
Just looking real careful.
311
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:38,393
I like to know, who's the fem?
312
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,351
The fem? What the...
313
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,352
It's you, right?
314
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,137
Hell no.
315
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,878
He had an incident
when he was little though.
316
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,273
Let's just move on.
317
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,579
Can I--can I hit that?
318
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,060
Yeah. Mm!
319
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,235
Oh yeah?
320
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:55,715
Let me try.
321
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,586
No.
322
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,024
No, I can't give you
a hit of this. Sorry.
323
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,810
Not until you're
officially diagnosed
324
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,855
and prescribed
your medication.
325
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,205
A'ight.
326
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,122
What can I do for you?
327
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:15,038
Well... I been having
a lack of appetite.
328
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,387
Really affecting me.
329
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,738
You stole my illness, nigga!
330
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,304
I was supposed
to use loss of appetite!
331
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,916
And you eatin' all that.
332
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,265
You can't have a loss
of appetite eatin' all that!
333
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,746
Stupid.
334
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:30,140
You can both have
the appetite thing, okay?
335
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,794
Let me write that down.
336
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,101
"Lack of appetite."
337
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,499
You know what?
You look like Mr. Ed.
338
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,632
These are actually for me.
339
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,329
Oh, sorry. They're not for patients
340
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,027
coming in here
and helping themselves.
341
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:47,897
Doc, they were so close...
342
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:48,985
Okay, that's alright.
343
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,465
Is there anything else?
344
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,467
Well, like I got shot...
345
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,164
My dick be hard......like in my left leg...
346
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,340
...longer than four hours......and
it came out my right leg...
347
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,299
...it's actually
too big for my body......out of nowhere...
348
00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,866
...and I wanna
have sex......off the right...
349
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,215
...and I shit
on myself sometimes.
350
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,477
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
351
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,434
Alright.
352
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:04,958
That's disgusting.
353
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,742
You don't need
any more reasons.
354
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,918
I'm just fucking with you.
Come on.
355
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,441
You seem like great guys.
356
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,402
Okay, there you go, boys.
357
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,753
And, there's a special deal
this week.
358
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,060
Ojai's best.
359
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,191
Thank you, man!
360
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,976
Thank you.
361
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,629
There you go. What?
362
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,590
For me? Yeah, go on.
363
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,810
That's a real nigga, man.
364
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,769
That's what
my girlfriends call me.
365
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,033
Look at that.
Medical marijuana ID card, bro!
366
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,861
We get to grow
our own weed, man!
367
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:40,907
What the hell is you doin?
368
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,604
Burning one.
369
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,998
What's wrong with you, man?
370
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,087
You can't just flaunt it
out in public like that!
371
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,088
Why not?
372
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,089
'Cause you can't!
373
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,220
F.O.H.
374
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:51,918
Foh?
375
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,006
Fuck outta here!
376
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,095
Nigga, we legally
can do illegal shit.
377
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,141
Damn, you right.
Let me hit that shit.
378
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,360
Alright, yeah.
379
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,448
Alright then, you mothafucka.
380
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:03,886
Oh shit!
381
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:04,800
What?
382
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,193
PAT:
Hold this shit.
383
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:08,935
What's up? Dude, police!
384
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,199
What's up, you good? What the hell...
385
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,548
Fire it up... Quit playin!
386
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,505
What?
387
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,595
POLICE DISPATCHER:
Unit 24...
388
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,559
♪ Round and round
389
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:28,345
♪ The reefer blows
390
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,260
DARIUS: You right man.
This shit stink.
391
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,566
Just straight garbage.
392
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,785
Told your ass.
393
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,527
I tell you one thing though.
We start our own grow house,
394
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,966
we ain't naming our weed nothing
stupid like OG Bobby Johnson,
395
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,881
Obama Got That Fire.
396
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:46,233
None of that. We just gonna
have some bomb ass weed, bro.
397
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,713
You know, I can see why
people name they strain though.
398
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,151
It's like...
399
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,892
it's your brand.
400
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:56,286
You know, this mine. This my stuff.
Y'know what I mean?
401
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,461
So we should name it?
402
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:58,723
Why wouldn't we?
403
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,683
Bad Bitch!
404
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,772
Bad Bitch?
405
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,730
"Bad Bitch" we should name it.
Hear me out now.
406
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:06,862
We should! No!
407
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,733
Brotha, you gotta
get the word out.
408
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:11,258
It's just like the rap game
and you know I know that well.
409
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,781
You don't know shit
'bout rap game.
410
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,609
Man don't do that.
Don't act like that.
411
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,132
You weren't in
the rap game, man!
412
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,655
My Grown Gangsta
mix-tape wasn't poppin?
413
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,048
Went platinum!
414
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,093
Get your ass out...
415
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,269
Okay, I'm lying.
416
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,575
But I did have a lot of people
trying to sign me up, like...
417
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,708
Who was trying to sign me up?
Tupac...
418
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,406
Jay-Z came at me
a couple times.
419
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,886
All they had to do
was promote that shit.
420
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,410
I coulda at least got
Mix-a-Lot money, bro.
421
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,672
Like Sir Mix-a-Lot?
422
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,761
Mix-a-Lot still
eatin' off ass!
423
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:37,980
He eating ass?
424
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,373
I said "eating off ass".You said...
425
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,505
[scatting]
426
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,812
♪ I like big butts
and I cannot lie ♪
427
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,379
That shit. That's all it takes.
428
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,381
One big booty song
and we blow the fuck up.
429
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,991
Niggas love ass.
430
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,732
Well I love money.
431
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,169
A'ight, so let's focus
on these greens, man.
432
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,998
Hand me that pamphlet
so I can go through it.
433
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,044
Let's get this thing crackin'.
434
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:03,484
"10 Steps to Growing
Medicine for Noobs."
435
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,530
Man, niggas on social networks
be lying they ass off on here.
436
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,315
Step one,
437
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,579
location, location,
location.2016 Bentley Convertible...
438
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,147
Would you stop fantasizing
on the damn Twittergram, man,
439
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,409
and focus?
440
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,368
A'ight, find a low-crime area...
441
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,936
[snickers]
...for your grow room.
442
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,590
You don't want to bring
other people's attention
443
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,505
or problems to you.
444
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,723
Well that just
shut us out
445
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,161
'cause everybody
around us is criminals.
446
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,816
Step two, live where you grow.
447
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,905
Get to know your neighbors.
448
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,124
Is it a Panamera?
449
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,386
Panamera Porsche. Look man,
450
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,084
would you stop fucking
focusing on that bullshit
451
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,129
and figure out how we can
get some damn start-up cash?
452
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,739
Is that like "extra cash"?
453
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,916
Look man, we gotta get like a
small business loan or something.
454
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,309
How your credit?
455
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,876
I mean, it ain't bad.
456
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,791
Good. It ain't good, neither.
457
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,968
I still got that jet ski.
That's like a carpet stain.
458
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:56,450
Every time you clean it up,
shit get dirty again.
459
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,626
All I got is a truck in my shed,
and I'm like, only like,
460
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,280
five or six payments
behind and I...
461
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,499
Ain't nobody gonna
give us no goddamn loan.
462
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,198
Come on, man.
Now's not the time to be doubtful.
463
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,982
Look how close we is, man.
464
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,940
And we won't know
nothing till we try, right?
465
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,159
This America!
466
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,682
Is it our America though?
467
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:12,988
We're African-American.
468
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,337
It's America.
469
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,991
Fuck if it's our America.
470
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,514
We sellin' that damn weed.
471
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,169
And the green fucking rush
is real.
472
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,693
A'ight?
Like the old school gold rush.
473
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,260
This our time brotha!
474
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,479
Okay. You understand that?
475
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,871
You wanna say
"we shall overcome"?
476
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,612
We shall overcome!
477
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,266
DARIUS:
Hey, you wanna hit this?
478
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,225
- PAT: We can't go in no bank high.
- DARIUS: Too late.
479
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:35,837
PAT: Yo,
I been banking here for years.
480
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,012
So that should help.
481
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,928
MR. WHITE:
Good evening gentlemen.
482
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,800
Hey how you doin... What's up, boy?
483
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,107
And now let me check
in here for a sec.
484
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,108
Uh-huh.
485
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,633
Alright. Okay.
486
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,679
You guys are here seeking
capital and...
487
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,855
...tell me about it. Oh yeah.
488
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,813
So I'm here looking to get
a little seed money
489
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,380
to get my
business off the... Seed money.
490
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:58,599
...ground.
491
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,384
Some seed money.Yes.
492
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,604
My bad.
493
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:04,692
As the business grows...
494
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,216
[Darius snickering]we can pay back...
495
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:10,393
"Grows". That's a good one.
You killed me with that.
496
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:11,960
"Grows".
497
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:13,701
Are you guys okay?
498
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:14,745
Oh, yeah!
499
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,138
We just excited!
500
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,314
You know, to get the grassroots
of this company going,
501
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,708
you know what I mean?
Get our feet firmly planted,
502
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,406
that way we can branch out
to help the whole community.
503
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,668
Branch.
504
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,151
I see.
Let me just ask you this.
505
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,414
What kind of business are you
guys really trying to start?
506
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,242
Medical consulting... Tax consulting...
507
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,330
Say what?
508
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,158
He's new to the name.
509
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,117
He's part of the company.
We got him from The Bahamas.
510
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,596
He's from The Bahamas?
511
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,120
Oh he just started.
He's in training for the business.
512
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,339
And we also need a little
extra money for that too.
513
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,645
Well good luck on that.
514
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,213
So we got it? Yeah!
515
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,649
Mr. White,
you will not be sorry.
516
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,346
That's not what I said.
517
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,653
I've been looking through your
history and your records here
518
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,307
and it just
seems as though...
519
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,309
I don't really think I'm going
to be able to get this bank
520
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,311
to approve a loan
for you guys.
521
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,835
Wait, what did my history say?
You lookin' at my history?
522
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,358
Your history, sir, is that...
523
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:06,057
you're already like $756
overdrawn in your account.
524
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,277
Only thing consistent
is for two years,
525
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,887
you do have a bank balance.
526
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,237
Nineteen thou--
527
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,587
$19.87.
528
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,982
Nineteen dollars?
You can't take that out the ATM.
529
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,289
That's stuck in there, bro.
530
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,987
Close that, right?
Now let's say that's closed,
531
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,337
and keep your mind open.
532
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,209
It's been hard on me.
It's been hard on America.
533
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,429
Especially
African-Americans.
534
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:30,908
Boom!
535
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,650
African.Bro.
536
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,696
You guys really...
You're really taking up my time.
537
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:36,697
You know what,
I really do...
538
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:37,828
Oh, taking up your time?
539
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:38,960
I have real customers,
thank you.
540
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,222
You mean white customers.
541
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,051
Say, he don't like that.
542
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,228
I don't like you. Grown Gangsta
don't play that.
543
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,360
You don't like me? No.
544
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,013
You Grown Gangsta? Fuck you!
545
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,015
Fuck me? Wait a second!
546
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,844
I need Darius right now.
I don't give a fuck. Fuck him.
547
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,194
PAT:
That's Grown Gangsta!
548
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,154
Thanks, Mr. White.
549
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,851
That's why you comb
your hair backwards.
550
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,680
You old mothafucka.
His old ass.
551
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,161
Asshole and asshole light.
552
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,641
Shake up out of here.
553
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,430
[phone vibrating, beeping]
554
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,610
Okay, we need somebody
that got money
555
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,526
to give us some money 'cause
they know we gonna make money,
556
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,875
and they smoke weed.
557
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,486
They definitely gonna
have to smoke weed
558
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,444
'cause you gonna have to be high
as hell to loan us some money.
559
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,533
Somebody that love weed,
560
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,275
and wanna make some extra cash.
561
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:36,365
Brah, when you gonna stop
saying this extra cash shit.
562
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,193
Ain't no such thing
called extra cash.
563
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,716
You got extra hos,
564
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,501
extra holes in yo' drawers,
565
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:42,502
extra ass...
566
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,633
Somebody--
567
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,026
There ain't no such thing
as extra cash, bro.
568
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,463
Somebody we could
pay back in weed.
569
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,508
You know,
it's funny you say...
570
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:49,857
I just thought
about something.
571
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,033
That's the perfect candidate
to loan us the money.
572
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,861
I know who we can get. Who?
573
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,297
The king of weed.
574
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,472
Who?
575
00:20:56,603 --> 00:21:01,477
♪ Snoop Doggy Dogg
Oh you know it. ♪
576
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:02,522
See I hit that note.
577
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,393
♪ Oh you know... ♪
578
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,482
Why you always playing when I'm
trying to come up with ideas, man?
579
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,484
Who for real? Snoop Dogg?
580
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:12,140
I'm telling you, bro. I'mma tweet him now.
See if he'll holler at me.
581
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,272
I'mma tell him to DM me.
582
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,404
Beastie boy, hit me up.
I need...
583
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,407
"Step number three:
Finances."...call me ASAP.
584
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,017
Make sure you have the
wherewithal...
585
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,628
He just DM'd me,
let me hit him up.
586
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,933
...and that ain't it.
587
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,413
Tweetin' and shit, man.
588
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:25,501
[phone beeping, buzzing]You tweetin' Snoop?
589
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:26,807
Oh shit, he callin' me.
590
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,591
Hello? Tweet Snoop.
591
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,637
What's up, boy?
592
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,291
Who that? Snoop? You know who this is?
593
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,293
SNOOP DOGG:
This D, right?
594
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,337
Grown Gangsta?
595
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:36,469
Oh shit!
596
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:37,731
Man, calm your
bitch-ass down!
597
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,386
Don't you fuck with me.
Who is that, for real?
598
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:41,604
DARIUS:
Yeah, what's up, bro?
599
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,258
I wanted to holler at you
about some stuff, man.
600
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,694
Hey I know we ain't
talked in a minute
601
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,305
but I got some stuff
I wanna talk to you about.
602
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,784
Yeah, it been a minute.
603
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,308
You got that good, nephew?
604
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,048
Yeah, man. You know I do, bro.
605
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,660
Shit, I mean that last one
you put out was fire, nigga.
606
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,096
That mix-tape was bangin'.
607
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,273
Oh, you talkin' 'bout
my mix-tape.
608
00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,883
Hell yeah. You know how I do.
609
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,537
You know I gotta
get back in the studio.
610
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,191
Them streets been
yellin' for your boy.
611
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,192
What?
612
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,759
Put Snoop
on hold real quick?
613
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:08,501
Hold on, bro.
I gotta ride on my enemies.
614
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:11,547
Could you please stop fucking
talking about your rap career?
615
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,114
Nobody care 'bout
your little career, man.
616
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:14,550
Little rap career, bro?
617
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,247
You say that? My friend? No, no. Wait.
618
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,162
DARIUS:
My friend, bro?
619
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,251
PAT: I was out there with you
slinging them mix tapes. In the rain!
620
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,863
If it was snowing out here,
I'da been out there with a snowsuit on
621
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,082
helping you push the thing.
But we got Snoop on the phone.
622
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,302
Ask him for the money.
See if he wanna invest in this grow house
623
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,172
and we can get paid, man!
624
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,870
I'm about to do that.
625
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,437
But if you give it a second.
I can't just come at him like that.
626
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,221
You gotta finger-fuck
that in there, bro.
627
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,746
Do Snoop wanna invest
in our grow house or not?
628
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:37,921
Yeah.
629
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,229
I thought you
put him on hold. Hello?
630
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,926
Yeah, nigga.
Cut me in or cut it out.
631
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,319
A'ight, cool!
632
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,799
Yes! That's what
I'm talkin' 'bout, baby!
633
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,235
SNOOP DOGG:
Call me in the morning.
634
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,106
I'mma shoot you the address.
Come pick up that cash.
635
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,978
Hey, man.
My rap career gonna take off!
636
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,066
A'ight, I'm out.
637
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,067
Hello?
638
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,464
Oh yeah, so...
Yeah, like I was saying, man...
639
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:01,467
Yeah, I wanna get you on the hook
of one of my songs and whatnot.
640
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:02,772
Grow house.
641
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,774
Man why the fuck
I ain't think of that?
642
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,602
You hang up.
643
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,213
Hang up...
A'ight. Cool. I love you.
644
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:12,782
You did all that for a joke.
645
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,871
No that wasn't a joke,
I really love Snoop.
646
00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:16,220
You know what I love, too?
647
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:17,744
What? Step three.
648
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,615
My man! "Get the wherewithal".
649
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,270
The wherewithal get you all the girls!
Grown Gangsta, you a mothafucka!
650
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,663
Grown Gangsta,
you did it, nigga!
651
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,230
You said you was gonna do it.
You did it! Yes!
652
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:29,016
Ooh, I knew his ass wasn't shit.
653
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,800
Got caught cheating underwater.
654
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,933
Mm.
655
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:34,717
Everybody knew it.
That's why the show's called Shadies.
656
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,372
It's shady people on there that
get caught from doing shady shit.
657
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:40,593
Okay, well all I'm saying
is don't let me catch you.
658
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,072
Catch me what?
659
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,465
On a episode of Shadies.
660
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,598
Come on now, baby.
661
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:46,773
You know I wouldn't cheat on you.
I love you.
662
00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:48,514
Yeah whatever.
If you love me so much
663
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,646
then why haven't
you fixed the van yet?
664
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,343
For real...
Uh-uh, I'm good.
665
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,693
I'm catching hell
from these people
666
00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:56,435
since I already told 'em
it was ready for donation.
667
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,741
It'll be finished before
you go to work tomorrow.
668
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,962
They sure is greedy
to be so goddamn needy.
669
00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:04,834
Uh-uh.
That is not funny. Okay?
670
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:07,271
I really have a soft spot
for people in my heart
671
00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:09,622
who don't have the things
that we take for granted.
672
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,841
What we take for granted?
We ain't got shit!
673
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:14,278
You seen where I live in LA.
My mama's house.
674
00:24:14,409 --> 00:24:16,629
Oh, baby, guess what. What's that?
675
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:19,109
My boss gave me
two new properties to manage.
676
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,589
For real?
677
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,591
While these people get evicted
from they home in Bel-Air
678
00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:25,072
took the sink and
trashed the whole house.
679
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,508
Can you believe that?
680
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,205
How they expect you
to rent that shit out?
681
00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,904
I don't know. I'm gonna have
to find somebody to fix it.
682
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:33,297
The owner is some
old guy living in Miami.
683
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:34,995
He ain't thinking
'bout that place.
684
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,910
Better yet. That's a hard job to do.
I don't know how...
685
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:41,305
Oh shit. Hold up.
Baby I thought of something.
686
00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,786
Oh God. What?
687
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,485
Why don't they let me do that shit?
Let me fix it.
688
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,575
Oh my god...
Darius, knock it off.
689
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:50,532
No.
690
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:51,968
For real. Check this out now.
691
00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:53,535
Let me fix the bitch,
692
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,842
I can get some money off of it
and give you the kickback.
693
00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,321
Everything be gravy.
694
00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:59,410
Okay, so how am I supposed to
know you gonna do a good job?
695
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,631
Cause this is my job
on the line.
696
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,372
You don't trust your boy?
697
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,505
No, I don't trust you.
698
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,898
Shoot.
699
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,509
What am I gonna
get out of it? Yeah, yeah.
700
00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,293
That's what I thought
was gonna come.
701
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,208
I'm telling you, it all depends
on what he give me.
702
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,427
Whatever he give me,
whatever I can put in my pocket
703
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:17,777
depending on
what I can save...
704
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,388
What I save,
I'll break you off.
705
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,434
I mean that sound cool.
It does.
706
00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:24,784
I knew it do.
707
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,437
Alright.
708
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,789
But you have to promise me one
thing, Darius, and I'm not playing.
709
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:32,008
I'm not gonna go
on the show Shadies.
710
00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:33,270
I ain't talking 'bout that.
711
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:34,837
Oh. What?
712
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,099
Don't risk my job.
713
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:37,710
Okay.
714
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:39,842
Darius, for real.
715
00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:41,104
I'm serious too.
You pay my phone bill.
716
00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,932
Don't... don't play with me.
717
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,631
I promise!
718
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,030
[door buzzes]
719
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,859
Alright, when we get in here,
stay focused. Alright?
720
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,905
Man, what we gotta get done.
It's about that business.
721
00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:00,994
Business, that's
all it's about, bro.
722
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:02,691
Business.
723
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:03,866
The hell is in your mouth?
724
00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,651
My tongue.
725
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,043
No, what is...
726
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:08,175
Look at your ass, man!
727
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:09,872
What you talking 'bout, bro? Spit it out.
728
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,700
Spit it out! I don't know where
your hand been.
729
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:14,007
You here being
all unfocused already.
730
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,661
Man, you think I'm going to
be unfocused and distracted.
731
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,750
I know what I'm doing.
It's my business bro.
732
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,360
You can't even
talk business.
733
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:20,970
Well don't you get in here
acting like no goddamn groupie.
734
00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,189
That's what you don't do.
735
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:23,538
Nigga, I screamed that much
when I heard his...
736
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,322
Don't you get in here
acting like no groupie.
737
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:28,108
Gold grill in your goddamn mouth.
Snoop ain't got time to play.
738
00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:31,546
Shit, I work hard and play hard, nephew.
Come on in.
739
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:32,591
[door buzzes]
740
00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:33,766
Alright, let's go.
741
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:36,290
Open the door for me.
742
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,291
What?
743
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:38,901
Open the door for a thug, bro!
744
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:41,425
Open the door!
You know how I get!
745
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:44,211
♪ Ice drippin',
cream flippin' ♪
746
00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:45,821
SNOOP DOGG: Yeah that's
that thang right there.
747
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,083
I'm gonna bring you back
in from the top.
748
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,389
Money, homie, you ready?
749
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:53,002
♪ Make sho
I'm on the front row ♪
750
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,004
♪ No diamonds
but I still glow ♪
751
00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:57,354
♪ On my boss
shit call me Hugo ♪
752
00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,182
♪ Money hungry
got dat dope flow ♪
753
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:00,314
♪ Polo is my... ♪
754
00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:01,228
Hold on.
755
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:02,751
Snoop! What's up, boy!
756
00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,058
What up, folks!
757
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,625
DARIUS: Slow motion. That's right.
758
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,887
This my nigga, Pat, man.
759
00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:09,410
I'm Pat. Snoop.
760
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,542
Doggystyle!
761
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,545
Huge fan. Ever since Doggystyle I was
like, yo. I had to get that album.
762
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,677
'Cause I thought it
was a cartoon at first.
763
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:16,765
My mama wouldn't
let me get the album.
764
00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,071
I was like "Yo, lemme
get two albums."
765
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:19,202
This cartoon...
Let me get this picture, man.
766
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,377
Let me get this
selfie right quick.
767
00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,162
Selfie? Selfie?
Nigga, read the sign.
768
00:27:27,558 --> 00:27:30,126
Taking no mothafuckin' selfies.
769
00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:31,911
Ain't you the nigga
that don't like rap music
770
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:34,000
or you just hatin' on
the homie in general?
771
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,654
Oh, Snoop... nah... Straight up,
772
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:37,481
that mothafuckin'
Grown Gangsta mix-tape,
773
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,440
that mothafucka was ignant.
774
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:41,094
I told that nigga, bro!
775
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:42,443
That's what I've been
trying to tell him!
776
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:43,923
Yeah, nigga. Quit hatin'.
777
00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:45,576
Snoop... Hatin'.
778
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,144
I'm not a hater. You know I'm not a hater.
We... Snoop...
779
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:49,493
I did not hate on him.
780
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:51,365
This my boy. I wouldn't
be here with him now!
781
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,106
Why would I hate and
ride with somebody I don't...
782
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,238
Hey, you know
I support you, man.
783
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:57,893
So D, how much
you need for that weed?
784
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,897
Whoa. You didn't tell me that.
785
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,290
I did.
I said something to you.
786
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:04,552
I did, whatever.
You just don't be listening.
787
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,641
Nigga, you don't know? PAT: We know.
788
00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:08,861
Of course we know, Snoop.
We need like...
789
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:11,646
...ten?
790
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:15,868
Ten thousand dollars?
Niggas, you serious?
791
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:18,522
Yeah, I mean, Snoop.
We startin' from scratch, man.
792
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,133
Ten racks, cuz?
793
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,743
The rent, the electricity...
794
00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:24,267
Shit, I thought y'all was
gonna ask for like fifty racks.
795
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:25,616
Fifty thousand?
796
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,096
Yeah, fifty racks!
797
00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:28,097
Hell yeah!
798
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,098
No, no, no!
799
00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:30,709
Hell yeah! Yeah.No. No.
800
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:32,188
PAT: You're gonna have
to pay back fifty... no!
801
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:35,496
Snoop! We can do it for ten.
It's enough.
802
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,237
Ten is perfect.
803
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,674
Ten it is then.
So how much I get back in return.
804
00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:41,284
How much weed I get?
805
00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:42,329
Half of everything.
806
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:43,504
What the...
807
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:44,810
Whoa, whoa!
808
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,203
That's weed gettin' to him.
809
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,465
Can I talk to you
outside for a minute?
810
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:50,206
Come here,
Grown Gangsta... I'll be back.
811
00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:52,034
...who ain't grown up yet.
Can I talk to you outside?
812
00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,470
Give me a second.
We'll be right back.
813
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:55,342
What the...
814
00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:58,171
[inaudible]
815
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:01,870
Hey cuz, you see them niggas'
face when I said $50,000.
816
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:04,307
[laughing]
817
00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:06,179
Goofballs.
818
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,311
SNOOP DOGG: Money, homie, let's get
it, my nigga. From the top on the one.
819
00:29:11,053 --> 00:29:13,099
♪ Ice drippin',
cream flippin' ♪
820
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,318
♪ Ice drippin',
cream flippin' ♪
821
00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:16,711
♪ Ice drippin', cream... ♪
822
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:18,452
Don't play with me no more
you know how I get!
823
00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:20,671
DARIUS:
Had to straighten him.
824
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,195
Yeah he straightened me
all the way out.
825
00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:23,674
'Cause what
he said earlier...
826
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,980
He said he ain't realized
what he said.
827
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:26,590
I think I'mma take half.
828
00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:29,158
I ain't with that third shit.
829
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,204
You heard that
through the soundproof door?
830
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:33,728
Yeah, nigga, I hear everything.
And don't forget it.
831
00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:34,773
It's Snoop.
832
00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:37,993
Ten racks.
833
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,081
Damn!
834
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,564
There's one condition
with that money, man.
835
00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:46,219
I need the Grown Gangsta
to get up in that booth
836
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:48,308
and give me a
high 16 real quick.
837
00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:49,962
That's a done deal!
Hold this, bro.
838
00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,441
I knew he was gonna ask.
839
00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,139
- I don't know which one...
- I knew he was gonna ask.
840
00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:54,488
- I guess that's a great thing, right?
- Can we go in here?
841
00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:56,011
I'm just fuckin' with you.
842
00:29:58,231 --> 00:29:59,449
He just fuckin' with you.
843
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,016
Matter of fact I couldn't
really do it no way
844
00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:03,366
'cause I got another session
with Barbra Streisand and stuff.
845
00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:04,715
Was it with Barbra or Mariah?
846
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,239
We don't know,
I got so many sessions.
847
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:09,764
But on the real though, you get
that Grown Gangsta volume two,
848
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,245
nigga I'm all over it.
Money, homie, you ready?
849
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,986
You sure
you don't want me to...
850
00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:15,248
From the top my nigga.
851
00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:30,306
♪ Whenever I'm down and out
I get back to my self ♪
852
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:33,222
♪ I roll a motherfuckin'
fat bat to myself ♪
853
00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:34,833
♪ Leave it to Beaver
854
00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:37,183
♪ America gonna legalize,
but I don't believe her ♪
855
00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:38,575
♪ Till she finally did it
856
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:40,839
Crazy.
857
00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,623
[phone beeps, buzzes]
858
00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:45,017
Damn, baby.
What is taking you so long?
859
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:45,974
You would never guess.
860
00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:46,932
Oh my god, baby.
861
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,847
Wait till you see
this damn place.
862
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:50,849
Is that a good
or bad "oh my god"?
863
00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:52,111
I mean...
864
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:54,809
...they damn near took
the whole kitchen sink.
865
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,419
They done took the cabinets.
866
00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,725
Babe, they pretty
much took everything.
867
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,205
It's... it's ridiculous.
868
00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,815
Will you just come on, please?
869
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:02,295
Alright, well we pulling
up to you now, baby.
870
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:03,905
Hurry up.Yo.
871
00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:07,517
PAT:
Oh shit!
872
00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:11,434
The girl did it big, man.
Look at this!
873
00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:13,262
This is amazing, man!
874
00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:14,698
You know how much
we could grow here?
875
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,439
This is gonna
be our big start.
876
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:19,529
Wait a minute, hold up.
I got this.
877
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,009
Step one...
878
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,881
Hold up let's go in here first.
My girl waitin' on...
879
00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:23,969
Step one... Mhmm.
880
00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:25,709
...location.
881
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:27,886
Step two... Mhmm.
882
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,757
...live where you grow.Mhmm.
883
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:33,369
- Done.
- And I got the wherewithal.
884
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,982
You know what, man? I think...
I should control the money.
885
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:39,419
Let me think about that...
Fuck-uh-no!
886
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:40,637
What?
887
00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:42,378
Man get out of here. Are you kidding me?
888
00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:45,686
Let me explain to you.
This whole grow house was my idea anyway.
889
00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:47,514
You gonna tell the whole
neighborhood about it?
890
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:50,125
Shut the fuck up.
Plus Terri don't know so calm down.
891
00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:52,301
What? Terri don't know?
892
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:55,478
How are we supposed to grow all
that damn weed if Terri don't know?
893
00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,698
- Shut up!
- Should beat your ass in front of your girlfriend.
894
00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,395
- Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Look I don't wanna get...
895
00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:01,006
Hi, baby! What's up, baby.
896
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:06,446
You know who this is.
This Pat. You remember him?
897
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:07,403
Pat.
898
00:32:07,534 --> 00:32:08,317
I did. I did remember Pat.
899
00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:09,710
Hi.Hey.
900
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,059
Now wait, I didn't know
you did this kind of work.
901
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:12,931
Oh yeah.
Most of the planning
902
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,497
and the lighting
and the water.
903
00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:15,672
Construction.
904
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,718
Oh the construction.
Okay, okay, perfect.
905
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,024
Listen, here are the keys.
906
00:32:19,154 --> 00:32:20,677
These are all the alarm codes.
Now listen.
907
00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:23,332
So when you guys get the estimate
costs and the supply costs...
908
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:25,987
Yes!
909
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,904
♪ Right back on it
910
00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,342
So this is gonna make
my avocado super juicy?
911
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,257
MAN: Oh yeah. That's-- that's
definitely a good one right there.
912
00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:36,867
Hey, look here, pimp.
Make sure it's juicy.
913
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,695
My mama will come here
shut this whole place down. Babe!
914
00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:40,088
MAN: Oh it's gonna be
juicy, don't worry about it.
915
00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:42,308
Hey you know my mama crazy.
She'll shut him down too.
916
00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,527
- We need a lot of juice.
- Don't embarrass me with my bae.
917
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,052
Hey what's up, homie?
918
00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,227
Well howdy doody
homies to you!
919
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:49,315
How can I help ya?
920
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,752
Well uh...
lookin' for a few things.
921
00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:54,015
Matter of fact,
we need some lights.
922
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:56,235
- These lights any good?
- Oh!
923
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:58,106
These are just
flying off the shelves.
924
00:32:58,237 --> 00:32:59,455
I can't keep them in stock.
925
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,153
Ran out of these
a month ago,
926
00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:02,850
took me a month
to get new ones in.
927
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,592
I mean, they freakin' rock.
928
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,028
Need some of those then.
929
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:08,682
Okay, how many you need?
930
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,162
How many would it
take per room?
931
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:11,902
Per room?
932
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,731
Like uh...
growing an indoor garden.
933
00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:15,863
Yeah.
934
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,778
Well, you know
if it's a small room
935
00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:20,563
you might want to consider one of
our turnkey operations over here.
936
00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:22,565
Come on over this way.
937
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:25,960
This bad boy is the
BC Northern Lights.
938
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:29,442
Okay, it's everything a
gardener needs all in one unit.
939
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,966
If it's a bigger room,
well you might need three or four.
940
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,186
Kay. Uh...
941
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:35,970
Two, four...
942
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,103
We need twenty.
943
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,539
Well, twenty!
944
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,151
E-I-E-I-O! Old Macdonald!
945
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:46,198
That is not a garden.
That is a plantation.
946
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,764
What? Plantation?
947
00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:50,506
Nah, man. We talkin' 'bout
like, Whole Foods, like uh...
948
00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,335
Mother Earth is dying.
Like we need to save this planet, man.
949
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:58,166
We tryin' to grow like
swiss chard, quinoa, and kale.
950
00:33:58,297 --> 00:33:59,167
That way we... yeah.
951
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:01,082
Okay, okay. I get it.
952
00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:04,042
Exactly what are you guys thinking
of using for the feeding system?
953
00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:07,175
What kind gives you,
like, big ass kale?
954
00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:08,568
What kind do you suggest?
955
00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,700
Follow me.
956
00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:12,050
Just the thing.
We like to hear that.
957
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,355
I would go
with something like this.
958
00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:15,836
In fact you can integrate
a timer system
959
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,273
to work with the lighting
setup that I showed you
960
00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:19,753
with the feeding setup.
961
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,842
Yeah, that sound about
like what we're trying to do.
962
00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:23,496
Damn right.
Everything all on a timer,
963
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:26,803
and all we gotta do is sit back
and watch our... kale?
964
00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,588
Alright, so...
965
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:29,676
Wrap up everything
you showed us
966
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:30,938
and we can get
the hell out of here.
967
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,635
You're forgetting
about the soil.
968
00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:34,594
Can't we just use dirt as soil?
969
00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:38,206
Well yes! Absolutely... not.
970
00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:40,861
That would be like putting
spinners on a brand new Bentley.
971
00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:42,645
You could, but I wouldn't.
972
00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,734
I would. What's wrong with that?
That's nice.
973
00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:46,562
- You would put spinners on a Bentley?
- Yes I would.
974
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:47,824
SALESMAN: Now I would go
with the rockwool here.
975
00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:49,957
This is perfect
for indoor growing.
976
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,177
Will really keep
the insects out.
977
00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:53,917
Yeah that's nice. Okay, so...
978
00:34:54,048 --> 00:34:55,397
I guess that's all "ne weed."
979
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,182
We can go on get outta here.
980
00:34:57,312 --> 00:34:59,184
Man, you just
said weed, man!
981
00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:00,228
Didn't say weed.
982
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,186
Didn't he just say "ne weed"?
983
00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:02,665
I heard "ne weed".
984
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:04,537
You is a nosy mothafucka, man.
985
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,321
But you sound like you know
what you talkin' 'bout.
986
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,629
Who are you?
987
00:35:09,759 --> 00:35:13,502
I'm the guy that's gonna get
you guys all the stuff you need
988
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:14,808
delivered to your house,
989
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,636
set it up,
for the best price in LA.
990
00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:17,767
No shit.
991
00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,247
That's who the fuck I am.
992
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,119
Alright now we would have
been over this by now, guys,
993
00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:22,424
if you were
for real with me.
994
00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,252
Alright? I'm not
the fucking police.
995
00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:26,776
Alright and I'm sure as
hell ain't your mama.
996
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,039
Now all we gotta
talk about is...
997
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,302
my cut.
998
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:34,132
Damn... alright.
999
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:35,655
We'll be right back.
1000
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:39,963
I think we should
rob his ass.
1001
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,096
Okay, look.
He's pretty for real, man.
1002
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,315
What we gonna give him?
1003
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:45,926
I'm ready to rob. Fuck it.
He white anyway.
1004
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,580
Let's get this done, man.
1005
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:48,842
What you think?
1006
00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:50,322
Let's just pay him in weed.
1007
00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:52,019
Alright, let's pay
him in weed.
1008
00:35:52,976 --> 00:35:54,152
Alright.
1009
00:35:55,805 --> 00:36:00,723
How does seven pounds
of our best organic kale sound?
1010
00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,422
That sounds delicious.
1011
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,075
Got yourself a deal.
1012
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:06,164
Deal!
1013
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,210
You good? My man!
1014
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:10,342
We good, we good.
1015
00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:11,995
- Cool. Cool.
- Alright, listen.
1016
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,475
You guys head home.
1017
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:14,520
I'm gonna be
hooking you up
1018
00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:16,043
with a guy named
Conspiracy Chris.
1019
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,350
He's gonna get you
everything you need. Okay?
1020
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,222
Now let's go. Let's get outta
here. I got security cameras.
1021
00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:28,882
Oh snap!
1022
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:32,581
Pow![grunts]
1023
00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:33,713
♪ Hot damn
1024
00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:39,022
♪ Hot damn
1025
00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:40,763
♪ You been dreamin'
of this kitty ♪
1026
00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:42,200
♪ Oh, yeah, baby
1027
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:44,332
♪ It's all good
1028
00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:48,510
PAT:
I am loving step two!
1029
00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:49,772
Live where you grow.
1030
00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:52,079
♪ Make a nigga wanna
score a touchdown ♪
1031
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,515
♪ Hot damn
1032
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:54,821
That dog is fine.
1033
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,433
♪ Hot damn
1034
00:37:02,132 --> 00:37:03,133
Oh shit. Look what I found.
1035
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,961
One of your socks?
1036
00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:08,530
A rabbit foot!
Good luck on top of a bible.
1037
00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:09,923
That gotta be double good.[caution sound]
1038
00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:11,446
I think that's
double voodoo.
1039
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:14,014
Whatever. I'll keep it to myself
then since you such a hater.
1040
00:37:14,144 --> 00:37:15,537
I don't want none of
your damn rabbit foot.
1041
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,887
Matter of fact, look.
There he go pullin' up now.
1042
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,020
See, my luck already workin'.
1043
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:23,545
- Yeah.
- You Chris?
1044
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,852
One of you guys Patrick Hill?
1045
00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:27,201
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's right.
1046
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:29,551
Two Patrick Hills?
1047
00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:30,770
I only got one of you
guys on here.
1048
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,380
I'm Patrick Hill, man.
1049
00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:33,555
I would have
called your ass
1050
00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:35,340
but Matt says you don't
keep no cell phone.
1051
00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:37,820
No.
1052
00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:40,388
Feds are just lettin' people
track themselves for them.
1053
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,130
Then they hack into your phone,
they take photos.
1054
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,566
Sick motherfuckers.
1055
00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,046
My girl used to go
through my phone.
1056
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:47,395
She was working
for the feds.
1057
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,223
I think she do 'cause
she went through my phone too.
1058
00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:51,399
Hold on to this. I'mma...
1059
00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,053
Don't mind if I do....start unloading.
1060
00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:56,665
This is amazing.
1061
00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:06,501
Go get to know our neighbors.
1062
00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:10,026
Go!
1063
00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:15,902
Garage.
1064
00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:23,126
Whoa, shit!
1065
00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:26,652
Oh hello, neighbor.
I'm sorry. Hello.
1066
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:28,915
Neighbor?
1067
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,874
Are you shittin' me?
1068
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,833
You been drinkin' good, huh?
1069
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:37,750
[glass shatters]
1070
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:41,101
Alright. Well, uh...
1071
00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:43,930
we just moved
over here so...
1072
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,411
You mean, my Henry sold this house to you.
[gasps] Oh!
1073
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:49,239
No, no, no. Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.
1074
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:50,676
We're just leasing.
We're just leasing.
1075
00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:52,330
Oh. Oh thank you, Jesus.
1076
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:53,592
You don't like
black people?
1077
00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:54,941
I do not like black people.
1078
00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:56,116
What the...
1079
00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:58,684
I love black people!
1080
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,382
Okay. Okay.
1081
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,386
[woman squealing excitedly]
1082
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:07,606
DARIUS:
Oh, okay. I get it. I get it.
1083
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:09,738
You wanted Henry,
but he left.
1084
00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:11,871
Okay. I could see
why you would do that.
1085
00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:13,481
[tutting]
1086
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,877
You young people,
you think that you know everything.
1087
00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:19,357
But I been hit that.
1088
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,184
You been hit?
1089
00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,361
You people, you sure do
need a lot of light.
1090
00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:25,972
You people?
1091
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:29,715
Oh no, the light is just
better to see you, my dear.
1092
00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:31,760
Oh, that is so cute.
1093
00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:33,066
Yeah.
1094
00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:34,372
You're just like
a big bad wolf.
1095
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,069
Yeah. Yeah.
1096
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,592
[roar][roars loudly]
1097
00:39:38,724 --> 00:39:39,464
So um...
1098
00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:40,421
Uh-huh.
1099
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:42,423
You're not married?
1100
00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:43,859
Nah.
1101
00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,121
Oh, oh good.
1102
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:47,036
Nobody want
to put a ring on it.
1103
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:49,169
- No.
- Oh good. Okay.
1104
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:50,431
Just stay right...
1105
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,606
Where am I staying?[exclaims]
1106
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,392
What was that for?
1107
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:55,697
Don't worry about it. Focus!
1108
00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:59,309
I have to go take care of some
grown up woman biz...
1109
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:06,229
I will be seeing you around,
you young BBC wolf, you.
1110
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,971
BBC wolf? What's that?
1111
00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:13,411
Big... bad...
chocolate... wolf.
1112
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,935
Hey, I'm up here.
I'm up here. I'm up here!
1113
00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:17,197
Stay. What?
1114
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,592
Hey, hey, hey!
1115
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,028
Come back here.
1116
00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:23,290
DARIUS: Hey don't send
that to no blog site now.
1117
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,338
What the hell she want?
1118
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,470
This dick!
1119
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,124
Man, stop playin, man.
1120
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,213
Nah, for real! She was talking
about the man that lived here before
1121
00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:35,215
and tellin' me how big my
dick is and how she loved me
1122
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:37,086
and how she wanna air me out,
this that and whatever.
1123
00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:38,610
Get out of here, man.
I don't have time for your damn games.
1124
00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,046
The bitch molested me
and everything
1125
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:42,135
with a camera phone
and all that shit.
1126
00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:43,571
Talking 'bout
some BBC wolf.
1127
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,573
She tried to take
advantage of me, bro!
1128
00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,097
Now I see how sexy, attractive,
Miss America people feel.
1129
00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:49,795
What's a BBC wolf? Shit, I don't know.
1130
00:40:49,925 --> 00:40:52,232
Look, you're gonna have
to stay on her, man.
1131
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:54,582
Keep a close watch. I'mma watch
that chick that was joggin' earlier.
1132
00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,366
Why I gotta go with the
Benjamin Button looking lady?
1133
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:57,411
Handle that.
1134
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,118
DARIUS: I'm glad we did
these windows over man.
1135
00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:10,816
This is much better.
1136
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:14,820
Man I had no idea all this went
into growing some damn weed.
1137
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,386
- Hey guess what?
- What's that?
1138
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:17,866
I'mma call this
The Mother Room.
1139
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:19,564
That's dope.
1140
00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,957
Good thing we had Sleepy-Head
over here to help us set it up.
1141
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:24,917
I see you, Dick. No, Dick.
1142
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:26,832
That's right.
I see you, Dick.
1143
00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:29,095
Whoa, man.
What is going on with him?
1144
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:30,662
Nah, maybe you shouldn't
wake him up.
1145
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:31,837
Put it in your mouth.
1146
00:41:33,316 --> 00:41:34,796
That's right.
Choke on it, motherfucker.
1147
00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:36,537
[snapping]Put it in your mouth.
1148
00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:37,582
Nope, put it in your mouth.
1149
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:38,583
Hey! Yo yo!
1150
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:40,585
What's wrong with you?
1151
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,238
What happened?
1152
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:43,979
You was having some
freaky-ass dream.
1153
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,851
Talkin' 'bout dicks and there
ain't nothing but men in the room.
1154
00:41:45,981 --> 00:41:48,331
That was Dick Cheney.
I was waterboarding Dick Cheney.
1155
00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:49,419
I got him to confess.
1156
00:41:50,072 --> 00:41:51,204
Confess to what?
1157
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,901
That he killed Biggie and Pac.
1158
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:54,903
I knew it, bro. See,
I told you it was like that.
1159
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,862
You just crazy.
That's what that is.
1160
00:41:56,992 --> 00:42:00,909
I was just proving the point that you
can get anyone to confess to anything.
1161
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,216
Do you understand?
Torture's a bitch.
1162
00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:05,392
Man, just get your ass up
so we can finish this room.
1163
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,611
Oh my God,
that was a crazy dream.
1164
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:08,482
My ass hurts.
What does that mean?
1165
00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:11,180
That means you need to get up and finish
The Mother Room, Conspiracy Chris.
1166
00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:13,705
PAT:
Kick him in his ass again.
1167
00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:16,403
You kicked me in my ass?
1168
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,450
CHRIS:
We're good to go.
1169
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:22,409
- Okay. Alright.
- Alright.
1170
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,368
CHRIS: Oh no, no. Hold on.
We're not finished yet.
1171
00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:27,762
Somebody still has to go up and
connect the cables and then we're done.
1172
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:29,372
What?
1173
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,200
Why the hell you just didn't
connect it while you was up there?
1174
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:32,985
DARIUS: I don't get why
we have to steal power.
1175
00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:35,509
It ain't like we gotta
pay for the bill to begin with.
1176
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,207
So the power company doesn't
see a huge spike in usage.
1177
00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:40,775
And they tell the owners.
And the owners tell police.
1178
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,124
Yeah, that ain't good.
1179
00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:44,779
I can't have my girlfriend
getting fired.
1180
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:47,303
Fired? That happen
we going to jail, bro.
1181
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,349
Why didn't you just connect
them while you was up there?
1182
00:42:49,479 --> 00:42:52,178
Oh, no, no, no.
It's your grow, it's your show.
1183
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:54,528
I don't execute the connection.
I just wire it up.
1184
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:55,834
PAT:
Is it dangerous?
1185
00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:57,139
CHRIS: It's not dangerous.
I mean the power's off
1186
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,228
so you're totally good.
It's just policy.
1187
00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:01,840
And also stealing power
is totally illegal.
1188
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,145
So what do we have to do?
1189
00:43:03,276 --> 00:43:04,886
Somebody's gonna
climb up this ladder...
1190
00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:06,235
Mhmm.
1191
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:08,194
...and then you're
gonna connect the red clamp
1192
00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:09,717
to the cable with
the black tape
1193
00:43:09,848 --> 00:43:11,284
and then you're gonna
connect the black clamp
1194
00:43:11,414 --> 00:43:12,328
to the cable
with the white tape.
1195
00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:13,721
Got it, got it.
1196
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:14,809
CHRIS: And then we'll
turn the power back on
1197
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,463
and we're ready
to get growin'.
1198
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:20,075
Let's do this thing.
Darius, give me that flashlight, bro.
1199
00:43:20,206 --> 00:43:23,426
Alright, I'mma hold it steady
while you climb up there.
1200
00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:25,690
I thought you said you was
in charge of electricity.
1201
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,256
I am but I'm scared
of heights, man.
1202
00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:28,562
Come on. Knock it out.
1203
00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:36,222
Get up there. Look at ya.
1204
00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:38,224
Like a little monkey.
1205
00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:45,318
What'd you say?
1206
00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:48,190
Put the red clamp
on the black cable,
1207
00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:50,976
and the black clamp
on the white cable.
1208
00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,412
Alright.
1209
00:43:54,675 --> 00:43:56,329
- [sizzling]
- [screams]
1210
00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:58,070
Oh! Oh!
1211
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,245
Move back!
1212
00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:07,253
CHRIS:
You okay?
1213
00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:08,123
PAT [echoing]:
Shit!
1214
00:44:08,254 --> 00:44:09,516
D?
1215
00:44:09,995 --> 00:44:11,083
D?
1216
00:44:11,213 --> 00:44:12,867
Man, D. Don't do this
to me, homie.
1217
00:44:12,998 --> 00:44:15,087
More like we did this to him.
1218
00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:16,131
You know CPR?
1219
00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:17,219
I know THC.
1220
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:19,221
[knocking]
1221
00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,049
Hope that's not the police.
1222
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:23,095
Do something... like pump his chest
or something. Get that mothafucka up.
1223
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,272
[knocking continues]
1224
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,713
Hi, um...
1225
00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:34,193
I heard a loud noise
1226
00:44:34,323 --> 00:44:36,412
and then I saw a big light
flash coming from this direction
1227
00:44:36,543 --> 00:44:37,805
so I thought
this would be... Here?
1228
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:41,113
Yeah here... the perfect time
to come introduce myself.
1229
00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:42,941
Hi, I'm Madison.
1230
00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:44,159
Hey. Pat.
1231
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:45,552
Nice to meet you.
1232
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:47,554
Are you okay?
1233
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:48,686
I'm fine. I'm great.
1234
00:44:48,816 --> 00:44:50,078
Is everything okay? Yeah!
1235
00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:51,340
Your friend.
1236
00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:53,778
You sure? Yeah, positive.
1237
00:44:53,908 --> 00:44:55,997
Well what...
is your friend okay?
1238
00:44:56,128 --> 00:44:58,260
Oh yeah. They in love.
1239
00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,740
They been
arguing all day,
1240
00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:01,089
he just laid down
on the ground.
1241
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:02,612
He was like,
"I don't wanna talk to you."
1242
00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:04,484
Are you okay?
You seem a little nervous.
1243
00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:06,660
'Cause you came over here
all late and I get scared.
1244
00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:08,357
Okay. Nice meetin' you!
1245
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:09,924
Another time, promise.
I'll talk to you in, like, the daytime.
1246
00:45:10,055 --> 00:45:11,578
I'm a daytime person.
1247
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:14,537
Okay.
1248
00:45:14,668 --> 00:45:15,495
He's gone, man.
1249
00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:16,801
He gone? Gone where?
1250
00:45:16,931 --> 00:45:18,628
It's unbelievable, man.
He's definitely dead.
1251
00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:19,760
What?
1252
00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:22,067
Amazing.
1253
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,286
Amazing?
1254
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,461
Why when something
tragic happen
1255
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:26,811
white people try
and make it sound cool?
1256
00:45:26,941 --> 00:45:28,334
It's not amazing
that my friend is dead!
1257
00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:30,684
No, I mean it can
be tragic and amazing.
1258
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:31,946
This... It's...
1259
00:45:32,077 --> 00:45:34,035
I get it. I know what
you're going through, man.
1260
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,645
I mean, this is the third one.
1261
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:38,039
What'd you say?
1262
00:45:39,127 --> 00:45:40,738
Two...
1263
00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:43,001
Two other guys died
the same way.
1264
00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:44,829
Like this? Mhmm.
1265
00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:47,092
You said it was safe!
You said it was safe!
1266
00:45:47,222 --> 00:45:48,658
We don't have time
for this, man!
1267
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,660
I mean, he's gonna start
decomposing soon.
1268
00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:51,836
Decomposing?
1269
00:45:51,966 --> 00:45:54,055
Yeah, he's gonna start
rotting...
1270
00:45:54,186 --> 00:45:56,405
smell up our grow house.
1271
00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:59,147
Our grow house?
Ain't no more damn grow house.
1272
00:45:59,278 --> 00:46:01,280
Alright? My friend's
laying here dead.
1273
00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:02,847
Now shut up
and let me think.
1274
00:46:02,977 --> 00:46:04,762
Look man. Thinking isn't gonna
bring him back to life, okay.
1275
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:06,024
We gotta...
1276
00:46:06,154 --> 00:46:08,548
Look, his little hands
are all balled up.
1277
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:09,810
It's rigormortis.
1278
00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:11,290
No they were always
balled up like that.
1279
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,421
We gotta bury him.
1280
00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:14,946
Don't you touch him!
Don't touch him!
1281
00:46:15,076 --> 00:46:16,251
We have... Don't you touch him.
1282
00:46:16,382 --> 00:46:17,557
We're not burying him.
1283
00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:19,341
Okay, we'll take it slow.
Let's uh...
1284
00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:23,737
I'm gonna say a little prayer.
1285
00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:28,046
For Darius.
1286
00:46:28,176 --> 00:46:33,094
A fallen comrade who
died too young, too short,
1287
00:46:33,225 --> 00:46:35,575
small in stature but...
1288
00:46:35,705 --> 00:46:36,794
big in spirit.
1289
00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:39,187
A great man.
1290
00:46:39,318 --> 00:46:41,363
A man who... whose heart
1291
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:45,324
was much bigger
than his body.
1292
00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:47,935
He stood for the
betterment of pot for all.
1293
00:46:51,243 --> 00:46:53,027
This goes to you, buddy.
Wherever you are.
1294
00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:00,600
Oh my... God?
1295
00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:02,645
God? Is that God? God?
1296
00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,517
What is it? Yes, my son?
1297
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,214
Oh, Darius. My son.
1298
00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:07,520
Am I dead?
1299
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,391
So that means I'm dead.
I'm dead?
1300
00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:11,306
Now thou shall have
known it was janky
1301
00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:13,221
when thou seeneth
them jumper cables.
1302
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:14,875
What the hell
was you thinkin', boy?
1303
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,269
So is that a yes?
'Cause you confused me.
1304
00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:19,445
Not exactly.
I'm thinking about it though.
1305
00:47:19,575 --> 00:47:21,360
I mean, you got potential but,
1306
00:47:21,490 --> 00:47:22,665
you gotta stop labor trickin'
1307
00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,363
and go out there and
pursue your dreams, my son.
1308
00:47:24,493 --> 00:47:25,364
You know about that too?
1309
00:47:25,494 --> 00:47:26,582
I know about everything.
1310
00:47:26,713 --> 00:47:28,802
Even things that
no one else knows about.
1311
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:31,370
Like your big grown ass
having a gangsta mix tape.
1312
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,675
You know, you too
old for that, boy.
1313
00:47:32,806 --> 00:47:34,721
So you saying I should
pursue my music career?
1314
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,636
Hell no!
1315
00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:38,638
There's too many people out there
downloading music illegally anyway.
1316
00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:40,422
And I know who all y'all are.
1317
00:47:40,553 --> 00:47:42,598
I'mma deal with you later.
Believe that.
1318
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:44,687
CHRIS:
Pat.
1319
00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:46,385
- Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat...
- What?
1320
00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:48,474
- Look.
- Darius!
1321
00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:51,520
Darius! What happened?
1322
00:47:52,608 --> 00:47:54,654
I smoked,
1323
00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:56,351
then I blew it out,
1324
00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:58,179
and then he started
coming back to life.
1325
00:47:58,310 --> 00:47:59,615
So blow some more smoke!
1326
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:02,967
But I do like
what you're doin'
1327
00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:04,882
on the front lines
of this cannabis battle.
1328
00:48:05,012 --> 00:48:06,840
I put weed here
for you to enjoy.
1329
00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:08,886
And for those who need it.
1330
00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:10,148
Keep fightin' the good fight.
1331
00:48:11,018 --> 00:48:12,411
Now go back, my son.
1332
00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:14,369
PAT:
Darius!
1333
00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:18,460
D, get up!
1334
00:48:19,287 --> 00:48:20,245
I smell weed.
1335
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,203
That's this weed. Yeah!
1336
00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:24,031
I brought him back to life!
1337
00:48:24,162 --> 00:48:26,251
You back, man! You back!
1338
00:48:26,381 --> 00:48:28,862
Aw shit!
We're back in business.
1339
00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:30,951
Is that all that matters to you?
Business?
1340
00:48:32,126 --> 00:48:33,301
Yeah.Yeah.
1341
00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:35,695
Okay.
1342
00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:37,653
I'm just glad you're okay, man.
You're my friend.
1343
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:42,180
Oh man! D!
1344
00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:43,485
Rabbit's foot did it again.
1345
00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:45,183
You gonna believe.
1346
00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:46,227
I guess it did, man.
1347
00:48:46,358 --> 00:48:47,707
- It did.
- I really think it was the weed.
1348
00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:49,491
- So did it work?
- The rabbit's foot?
1349
00:48:49,622 --> 00:48:51,145
No. The electricity.
1350
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:53,756
I forgot to tell you that after
you hit that main switch off,
1351
00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,628
there's a little bit of
zip left in the lines.
1352
00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:56,934
I went ahead
and connected those wires
1353
00:48:57,064 --> 00:48:58,413
so that that doesn't
happen again.
1354
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:00,763
Thank you now.
1355
00:49:01,329 --> 00:49:02,287
Yeah, no problem.
1356
00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:03,375
So I guess we back on track.
1357
00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:04,550
Don't do that.
1358
00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:07,422
You sure you good?
1359
00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:08,510
A little.
1360
00:49:08,641 --> 00:49:10,121
Alright that's good, man. Okay.
1361
00:49:10,251 --> 00:49:15,213
Step five: Electricity, lights,
and fan installations. Done.
1362
00:49:15,343 --> 00:49:19,217
Step six: Feeding systems,
reservoirs, and tubing connected.
1363
00:49:19,347 --> 00:49:20,566
Done.
1364
00:49:20,696 --> 00:49:23,221
All we gotta do now
is we gotta set up the filters,
1365
00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:25,310
then we gotta pick up
the plants and bring 'em in.
1366
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,354
When you guys come here
in the morning
1367
00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:28,139
we should be
all up and running.
1368
00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:29,575
Alright. Lemme
hit that blunt.
1369
00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:30,750
I think I need
that right now.
1370
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,621
My friend was just dead
and now he's back.
1371
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:35,015
Y'know, life is good!
1372
00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:36,190
I wouldn't be mad
if I saw
1373
00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:38,671
another jumper cable
ever again in my life.
1374
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:40,151
Shit!
1375
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,284
You didn't crank
that shit up, did you?
1376
00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:45,678
No, not yet. Is it working?
1377
00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:47,680
If I... wait till
I say crank it up.
1378
00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:52,598
Now? Hold on!
1379
00:49:52,728 --> 00:49:54,165
Ain't feelin' to get
electrocuted again.
1380
00:49:57,559 --> 00:49:58,560
Alright try it now.
1381
00:49:58,691 --> 00:50:00,562
[engine starts]
1382
00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:03,174
Yes! Thank you, baby!
1383
00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:04,740
Finally! Can I do it?
1384
00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:06,003
Yes. Can I do it?
1385
00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:08,788
Stop it.
1386
00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:10,529
Alright I'm about to
head over to the Bel-Air house
1387
00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:11,878
and get started on this work.
1388
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:13,358
Okay listen,
I got all that stuff
1389
00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:14,881
that you checked
off on the list
1390
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,014
but my boss wants to know
like what's the estimated time
1391
00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:18,624
you think that the house
is gonna be ready?
1392
00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:22,149
Well we just finished doing the
general cleanup and shit, so...
1393
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,759
I guess once
the sink come in
1394
00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,283
we can get started
with everything else.
1395
00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:26,719
But that's gonna take
about ten weeks.
1396
00:50:26,849 --> 00:50:28,808
Ten weeks?
Baby that's a long time!
1397
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:30,375
Shit gotta
get shipped in,
1398
00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:31,724
and mailed in,
that take about...
1399
00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:33,987
That's six weeks in itself.
1400
00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,685
God. Alright
well I'll let him know.[phone buzzes]
1401
00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:39,297
It should be done
in mid-April though.
1402
00:50:39,427 --> 00:50:41,951
I am so happy you fixed
the van for me, baby.
1403
00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:43,518
What you gonna
do for it though?
1404
00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,607
Oh God. You know it's going to
help a special person, right?
1405
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:47,131
I know that.
1406
00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,351
Alright. You are so amazing.
1407
00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:52,701
Listen, I'm gonna have somebody
come later and pick up the van.
1408
00:50:52,832 --> 00:50:54,529
Alright? Alright cool.
1409
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:57,880
I gotta go to the... office real
quick for a fast meeting at work.
1410
00:50:58,011 --> 00:50:59,099
Bye baby. Gotta go.
1411
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:00,535
Well if it isn't ratchet
and the tramp.
1412
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,015
Your booty getting bigger.
1413
00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:06,585
You just gonna ignore
my phone call, nigga?
1414
00:51:06,715 --> 00:51:08,674
Give me a ride, man.
1415
00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:10,415
PAT: Fuck them,
we ain't scared of him.
1416
00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:11,503
Go, nigga!
1417
00:51:11,633 --> 00:51:13,244
Keep runnin'! Keep runnin'!
1418
00:51:13,374 --> 00:51:14,593
- You good, man.
- Hurry up, man.
1419
00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:16,290
We lost them niggas. No we didn't.
1420
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,597
We were in a high speed chase
with a wheelchair.
1421
00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:20,077
He almost caught us, man.
1422
00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:21,513
He almost caught you.
1423
00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:23,036
So what if he woulda
jumped on us, man?
1424
00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:24,342
You weren't gonna help me?
1425
00:51:24,472 --> 00:51:25,995
You want me to jump
on a handicapped dude with you?
1426
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,432
Ain't nothing wrong
with him, man.
1427
00:51:27,562 --> 00:51:30,130
Anyway, I seen you get your
little labor trickin' kiss.
1428
00:51:31,044 --> 00:51:32,437
You know what you can kiss?
1429
00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:33,960
My whole ass.
1430
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,267
Oh shit there, mammy.
One of your lyrics from your mix-tape.
1431
00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:37,224
Which one?
1432
00:51:37,355 --> 00:51:38,791
♪ I told you 'bout kissin' ♪
1433
00:51:38,921 --> 00:51:41,010
♪ But you wouldn't listen ♪
1434
00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:43,100
Yeah, I remember that shit.
1435
00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:45,450
Look man, last night
when you was dead,
1436
00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:47,669
that bad chick we seen
jogging came by the crib.
1437
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,802
Rang the doorbell.
Said she heard an explosion.
1438
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:50,933
What'd you do?
You ain't...
1439
00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:52,109
What you talking 'bout?
1440
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:53,110
You ain't bust none.
1441
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,502
I didn't, man.
What I look like?
1442
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,243
Smashin' some
random hot chick
1443
00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:58,724
while my boy layin'
on the ground dead.
1444
00:51:58,854 --> 00:52:00,117
A pimp? Yeah you right.
1445
00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:03,468
Oh by the way,
your boy Chris picked up clones.
1446
00:52:03,598 --> 00:52:05,905
Meetin' us at
the crib right now.
1447
00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:10,562
Okay, all the timers are set
to eighteen hours.
1448
00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:12,955
Light timers and
the food timers set, too.
1449
00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:14,043
PAT:
Cool.
1450
00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:15,349
You're not gonna
need that pamphlet.
1451
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,786
Nah he does.
He's growin' weed for noobs.
1452
00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:20,572
And it's symbolic. A'ight?
1453
00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:23,052
Step seven:
The plants are all in.
1454
00:52:23,749 --> 00:52:26,273
Ready, set, grow!
1455
00:52:26,404 --> 00:52:27,448
Here we go!
1456
00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:30,799
♪
1457
00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:45,205
♪ I heat up
1458
00:52:45,336 --> 00:52:47,555
♪ I can't cool down
1459
00:52:47,686 --> 00:52:51,124
♪ Got me spinnin'
around and round ♪
1460
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:52,865
♪ Round and round
1461
00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:55,172
♪ Around it goes
1462
00:52:55,302 --> 00:52:58,784
♪ Where it stops,
nobody knows ♪
1463
00:52:58,914 --> 00:53:02,440
♪ Every time
you call my name ♪
1464
00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:06,313
♪ I heat up like
a burning flame ♪
1465
00:53:06,444 --> 00:53:07,880
♪ Burning flame
1466
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,882
♪ Full of desire
1467
00:53:10,012 --> 00:53:13,712
♪ Kiss me baby,
let the fire get higher ♪
1468
00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:17,672
[mouthing] ♪ Abra Abracadabra
1469
00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:20,849
♪ I wanna reach out
and grab ya ♪
1470
00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:23,765
♪ Abra Abracadabra
1471
00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:28,553
♪ Abracadabra
1472
00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:32,296
♪ You make me hot,
you make me sigh ♪
1473
00:53:35,124 --> 00:53:38,040
♪ My penis is bigger
than yours ♪
1474
00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:42,697
♪ My penis is bigger
than yours ♪
1475
00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:46,527
♪ Especially Chris,
my dick bigger than yours ♪
1476
00:53:46,658 --> 00:53:49,095
♪ My penis is big ♪
1477
00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:53,012
Hey yo! Yo yo! Wake up, man.
1478
00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:55,754
There's something growin'
on the plants.
1479
00:53:55,884 --> 00:53:57,843
Those are called buds.
1480
00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:59,671
We're gonna smoke them
eventually.
1481
00:53:59,801 --> 00:54:03,240
I know what that is, but this
some gray moldy type shit.
1482
00:54:05,329 --> 00:54:06,243
Look.
1483
00:54:09,158 --> 00:54:10,769
That's mold.
1484
00:54:10,899 --> 00:54:11,987
Shit.
1485
00:54:12,118 --> 00:54:13,598
I just told you that was mold,
man. What the...
1486
00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:16,253
Alright, I'm gonna go to the
truck and get a sulfur burner.
1487
00:54:27,394 --> 00:54:28,439
Good morning.
1488
00:54:36,403 --> 00:54:38,449
So what made
all that mold grow?
1489
00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:41,103
That's just what happens
when the pH levels get crazy.
1490
00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:42,583
Gotta keep your eye on it.
1491
00:54:42,714 --> 00:54:44,629
That gotta be tough when you
sleep all the time, huh?
1492
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,196
What are you talking 'bout?
1493
00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,982
Uh, my grandma told me back in
the day, like if you pee on it
1494
00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:51,679
that'll make all the mold go.
1495
00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:52,767
Your grandma grew weed?
1496
00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:54,203
Hey! Doesn't work.
1497
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:56,467
Everything that you put
on the plants is what you smoke.
1498
00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:57,642
Don't do that.
1499
00:54:57,772 --> 00:54:59,383
Do you pee
with your pants down?
1500
00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:01,689
How else do you pee?
Don't y'all pee with y'all pants down?
1501
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:02,908
That's why you have a zipper.
1502
00:55:03,038 --> 00:55:04,910
That's not a thing
that normal people do.
1503
00:55:05,824 --> 00:55:06,955
What's that smell?
1504
00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:09,088
Well the sulfur
has a funny smell to it.
1505
00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:10,916
Pussy has a funny smell.
1506
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,004
That shit stink.
1507
00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:13,353
You'll get used to it.
1508
00:55:13,484 --> 00:55:15,486
Pull your pants up.[knocking]
1509
00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:17,009
- PAT: Who the hell is that?
- I don't know. I'mma go check.
1510
00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:18,706
Nuh-uh.
1511
00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:21,448
You stay here. I got it.
Don't pee on it!
1512
00:55:21,579 --> 00:55:23,668
You'll get used to the smell.
Let's go check on the other plants.
1513
00:55:23,798 --> 00:55:25,191
Can I pee in there? No.
1514
00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:29,195
Hey neighbor! How you doin'?
1515
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,327
Hi.
1516
00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:32,720
Look, I just wanted
to come back here
1517
00:55:32,851 --> 00:55:34,722
and tell you
how rude you were to me.
1518
00:55:34,853 --> 00:55:36,289
Come on. You slammed
the door in my face,
1519
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:37,682
you didn't invite me in,
1520
00:55:37,812 --> 00:55:39,510
and honestly, I was just
being a concerned neighbor.
1521
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,164
Okay, I'm sorry.
1522
00:55:42,295 --> 00:55:43,557
Ja...
1523
00:55:43,688 --> 00:55:45,516
Madison. Madison!
1524
00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:46,821
I'm sorry, Madison. You forgot.
1525
00:55:46,952 --> 00:55:47,822
Nah, I didn't forget!
1526
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,041
It's okay.
1527
00:55:49,171 --> 00:55:50,259
Madison,
it was a crazy night.
1528
00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:51,913
I saw that you
had a crazy... Crazy night.
1529
00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,219
...situation going on
back there.
1530
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,830
Yeah it was wild back there.
But it's done now.
1531
00:55:55,961 --> 00:55:58,006
See? Are they okay?
1532
00:55:58,137 --> 00:55:59,225
Everybody's great, yeah.
1533
00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:00,313
Okay. Everybody's good.
1534
00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:02,576
I'm Pat.
1535
00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:04,622
Yeah, you said that.
Remember? The other night?
1536
00:56:04,752 --> 00:56:06,058
That's what
you did to me.Oh.
1537
00:56:06,188 --> 00:56:07,712
I do that... we do that.
1538
00:56:07,842 --> 00:56:10,932
Why are you
such a nervous person?
1539
00:56:11,063 --> 00:56:12,978
You're either really
nervous naturally,
1540
00:56:13,108 --> 00:56:15,546
or you're hiding something
terrible in this house.
1541
00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:17,156
Just because
you think we crazy,
1542
00:56:17,286 --> 00:56:18,331
I'm gonna invite you in.
1543
00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:19,506
Are you sure?
1544
00:56:19,637 --> 00:56:20,768
I'm sure.
1545
00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:22,248
Are you good?
1546
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,641
Yeah. As normal as I can be.
1547
00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:24,772
Okay.Alright.
1548
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:26,644
This is-- this is really nice.
I like this.
1549
00:56:26,774 --> 00:56:28,602
It is. It's nice.
1550
00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:30,125
In here. Wonderful.
1551
00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,523
This is beautiful though.
I love it.
1552
00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:38,438
Yes it is beautiful.
1553
00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:40,745
Sorry.
1554
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,224
I'm talkin' about the house.
1555
00:56:42,834 --> 00:56:44,618
Pat! Oh!
1556
00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:48,840
My bad.
I didn't know we had company.
1557
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:50,058
Oh.
1558
00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:52,800
Hey.Hello.
1559
00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:54,106
Hi.How you doin'?
1560
00:56:54,236 --> 00:56:56,674
I think I met you or saw you
rather the other day.
1561
00:56:56,804 --> 00:56:58,240
Oh, for real? Where?
1562
00:56:58,371 --> 00:57:00,373
Well it looked like you were getting
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
1563
00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:03,463
It was. I was getting
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
1564
00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:05,552
He has this
medical condition
1565
00:57:05,683 --> 00:57:08,076
that he can only be revived
by a man with a beard.
1566
00:57:08,207 --> 00:57:10,209
Hey, Chris needs you upstairs
to help him out with something.
1567
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:11,732
Can you handle that? For real?
1568
00:57:11,863 --> 00:57:13,604
Can you handle that?
The white man needs the black man.
1569
00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:14,866
Go on up there. I'll be right back.
Alright?
1570
00:57:14,996 --> 00:57:15,867
Take your time.
1571
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:18,609
[mouthing]
1572
00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,612
What's up, I'm Darius.
1573
00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,091
I'm Madison.
1574
00:57:23,222 --> 00:57:24,571
You can call me Dah-rius.
1575
00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:25,920
[doorbell ringing, knocking]
1576
00:57:26,051 --> 00:57:28,445
What the hell is goin' on?
Can you wait one second?
1577
00:57:28,575 --> 00:57:29,968
Okay. Just one second.
I'll be...
1578
00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:31,578
[doorbell ringing frantically,
knocking quickly]
1579
00:57:33,928 --> 00:57:35,364
Hey, boo. What you need?
1580
00:57:35,495 --> 00:57:38,019
What do I need? Boy get out the way.
This ain't your house.
1581
00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,064
What you doing?
1582
00:57:39,194 --> 00:57:40,587
Oh.
1583
00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:42,284
Who the hell is this bitch?
1584
00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:44,548
Huh? Got on her little
workout gear and shit?
1585
00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:46,419
What the hell's going on?
Y'all workin' out?
1586
00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:47,768
Um, excuse me.
1587
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:50,249
Do I look like I workout?
Look at me!
1588
00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:53,687
I knew it! Alright, every man
is a shady-ass cheater!
1589
00:57:53,818 --> 00:57:54,906
Alright?
1590
00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,864
That is such a blanket
statement to make.
1591
00:57:56,995 --> 00:57:58,518
You can't just say
every man is a...
1592
00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:00,825
Bitch, I don't need
your two cents, okay?
1593
00:58:00,955 --> 00:58:02,304
I know how niggas are.
1594
00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:03,567
Especially this one.Oh.
1595
00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:05,046
What the fuck, bitch?
I'm Grown Gangsta!
1596
00:58:05,177 --> 00:58:06,918
Oh, you a gangsta, huh?
You gangsta?
1597
00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:08,789
You can't be rollin' up
in here acting all...
1598
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,965
I will do whatever the hell
I wanna do up in this house.
1599
00:58:11,096 --> 00:58:12,445
Okay? Look, you need
to calm down.
1600
00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:14,491
Okay, you know what?
It was really nice to meet you.
1601
00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:17,189
Yeah you better be going before
I have to put hands on you.
1602
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:18,451
Stop, don't do that. Calm down.
1603
00:58:18,582 --> 00:58:19,496
You better watch out.
1604
00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:20,540
Tell Pat I said goodbye.
1605
00:58:20,671 --> 00:58:22,237
Bye, bitch! Leave before you die.
1606
00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:23,282
Bye! Calm your ass down.
1607
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:24,370
Why you acting like...
1608
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:25,676
Ah, no you didn't!
1609
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:26,807
Alright. What?
1610
00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:28,156
What is you tripping about?
1611
00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:29,854
...cause I know there some
other bitches up in here!
1612
00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:30,811
Ain't nobody up in here.
1613
00:58:30,942 --> 00:58:31,899
You better watch out!
1614
00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:33,031
Calm down! Calm down! Where you at?
1615
00:58:33,161 --> 00:58:34,162
Come here! Come here!
1616
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,773
Don't play with me.
You better let go of me!
1617
00:58:35,903 --> 00:58:39,080
Stop. Stop! I know you got
a bitch in here.
1618
00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,995
Stop! Stop! Stop!
1619
00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:41,996
I got a side boo too.
1620
00:58:42,127 --> 00:58:43,694
What? I'm doin' the job...
1621
00:58:45,739 --> 00:58:47,480
Oh my God.
1622
00:58:48,873 --> 00:58:49,961
For real?
1623
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:51,745
Well this my side bitch.
You happy?
1624
00:58:53,225 --> 00:58:54,879
I can't believe
them people got evicted
1625
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:56,750
and left all
their weed here.
1626
00:58:56,881 --> 00:58:59,797
Got me taking care
of this weed they left here.
1627
00:58:59,927 --> 00:59:01,146
Ain't that stupid?
1628
00:59:01,276 --> 00:59:03,148
Oh, so you must
think I'm stupid.
1629
00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:05,367
It's cool. 'Cause you
gonna meet my side boo.
1630
00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:06,717
Make sure she
doesn't call the police!
1631
00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,762
I got you. You got a side boo?
1632
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,285
Hold up!
I was gonna tell you!
1633
00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:14,115
When? Huh? After you smoked it all?
After you sold it?
1634
00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:15,813
Huh? After a fucking
police raid?
1635
00:59:15,943 --> 00:59:17,249
You wasn't
gonna tell me shit.
1636
00:59:17,379 --> 00:59:18,642
Calm down! You was gonna tell me
1637
00:59:18,772 --> 00:59:19,947
'bout that bitch too, huh?
1638
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:21,340
Huh? What bitch? Oh, "huh"! "Huh"!
1639
00:59:21,470 --> 00:59:22,471
That's what I thought.
1640
00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,473
Fuck you Darius!
1641
00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:25,605
Alright? Fuck you!
1642
00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:27,041
I'mma show you
what it's like when you
1643
00:59:27,172 --> 00:59:28,956
bring some bitch up
into my people's house.
1644
00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:30,567
Then you wanna
start some grow house?
1645
00:59:30,697 --> 00:59:32,307
And you wasn't
gonna cut me in?
1646
00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:34,048
It's not like that
if you listen...
1647
00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:35,876
You know what? It's over.
1648
00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:37,574
Okay. I'mma show you
what it's like
1649
00:59:37,704 --> 00:59:38,662
when you play
games with me.
1650
00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:40,185
And let me
tell you something,
1651
00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:42,230
you really was only
my side boo anyways.
1652
00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:44,798
Huh? What did you say?
1653
00:59:44,929 --> 00:59:47,409
I think she said that
you were her side boo.
1654
00:59:47,540 --> 00:59:48,889
Man, shut the fuck up.
1655
00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:50,021
Hey man. You asked.
1656
00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:51,283
Look, fuck that.
1657
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:53,938
What now?
1658
00:59:54,068 --> 00:59:55,809
She'll be back. Does she own a gun?
1659
00:59:55,940 --> 00:59:57,158
Nah, nah. I took all
of the bullets.
1660
00:59:57,985 --> 00:59:58,986
But she owns a gun?
1661
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,728
Hey! Hey baby!
1662
01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:03,600
Make sure she really left.
1663
01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:09,127
Man, I don't know what's
going on with the filter.
1664
01:00:09,257 --> 01:00:10,432
Something's wrong, man.
1665
01:00:10,563 --> 01:00:11,825
It should be sucking out
the heat along with the weed
1666
01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:13,087
and the sulfur smell.
1667
01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:16,090
Man, for real.
It is hot as shit in here, man!
1668
01:00:16,221 --> 01:00:17,483
This how I know
I could never be a slave.
1669
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:18,876
Man, I have
to be a house nigga.
1670
01:00:19,006 --> 01:00:20,312
Fuck that outside shit good.
1671
01:00:20,442 --> 01:00:22,967
And why would the tenants take
the air condition unit anyway?
1672
01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:24,751
How else you gonna
have a grow room?
1673
01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:26,666
That's so disrespectful, man.
1674
01:00:26,797 --> 01:00:28,407
I'm a Buddhist, man.
I'm a Buddhist.
1675
01:00:28,537 --> 01:00:30,104
I need to be on top
of a mountain,
1676
01:00:30,235 --> 01:00:31,802
the cool breeze,
1677
01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:33,673
leaves blowing in the wind...
1678
01:00:33,804 --> 01:00:34,892
I think I'm blacking out.
1679
01:00:35,022 --> 01:00:36,154
I'm gonna go open
the front door.
1680
01:00:36,284 --> 01:00:37,808
Let a little heat out.
1681
01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:39,070
Yeah that's a good idea.
1682
01:00:44,118 --> 01:00:45,729
Tell the guys
that I'll be back.
1683
01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:47,513
Yeah, uh-huh.
You better get goin!
1684
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,645
That's what I thought.
1685
01:00:50,908 --> 01:00:51,822
There you go, baby.
1686
01:00:57,392 --> 01:00:59,568
Mm-hnmm!
I'm back. Now what?
1687
01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:02,049
Oh don't look shocked, okay?
1688
01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:04,878
'Cause I told your lame ass
I was coming back.
1689
01:01:05,009 --> 01:01:07,272
Listen, why the hell
is it so hot up in here?
1690
01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:08,621
What you doin'
here with him?
1691
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:11,798
Oh no. The question is
what was I doing with you.
1692
01:01:11,929 --> 01:01:12,799
PAT:
Hey! Hey!
1693
01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:13,757
What's going on, baby?
1694
01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:15,497
Oh you 'bout to find out.
Alright?
1695
01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:18,979
And I told your ass to
stop calling me baby.
1696
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:22,200
So you think you just gonna
drive off without me?
1697
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:23,636
And that's the end of the story?
1698
01:01:25,116 --> 01:01:26,552
Keep the gun on him. Oh no, I got him.
1699
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,902
Stop waving that goddamn gun
like that. Put it down!
1700
01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:31,426
Shut the fuck up. She put the gun
wherever I say she put the gun.
1701
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,299
Look...
1702
01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:35,779
what's up, Reg?
What you need?
1703
01:01:35,909 --> 01:01:37,084
What do I need?
1704
01:01:37,215 --> 01:01:38,869
He's my man, fool.
1705
01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,827
He got more authority
in here than you do.
1706
01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,742
- Reg your man now?
- Yeah.
1707
01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:44,788
Look, man. I don't know
what she told you about me.
1708
01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,398
Oh, now he don't know
what I done told...
1709
01:01:46,528 --> 01:01:47,616
This is what she told me.
1710
01:01:47,747 --> 01:01:50,228
There's two
bitch-ass niggas...
1711
01:01:50,358 --> 01:01:51,795
Yup, yup!...with little-ass hands
1712
01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,667
that was trying to cut her out
of her portion of the weed money.
1713
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,190
The money?
The weed money? Yup.
1714
01:01:56,321 --> 01:01:59,237
And I said, "Wait a minute,
that sounds familiar".
1715
01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:01,108
'Cause you know
that shit immoral.
1716
01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:04,198
You always trying to fuck somebody
out of what's rightfully theirs.
1717
01:02:04,329 --> 01:02:05,591
What the fuck?
1718
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:06,723
You tryin' to fuck her
out her weed money? Yup.
1719
01:02:06,853 --> 01:02:08,637
You tried to fuck me
out of walking.
1720
01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:10,814
I go to get us some weed
1721
01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:13,991
and while I'm gone
somebody shoots you?
1722
01:02:14,121 --> 01:02:15,949
It ain't my fault you in
the goddamn wheelchair.
1723
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,211
You say wheelchair again,
1724
01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:20,388
I'll roll this motherfucker
into your ass cavity.
1725
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:22,564
Man, you just saying that 'cause you
know I ain't gonna do nothing to you
1726
01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:24,523
'cause you sittin' in that
goddamn wheelchair. Man, fuck it.
1727
01:02:25,654 --> 01:02:26,917
Oh no, baby!
1728
01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:28,440
Oh, get him!
1729
01:02:28,570 --> 01:02:30,311
[grunting][indistinct shouting]
1730
01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,534
REG:
Now we're here. Oh yeah!
1731
01:02:35,664 --> 01:02:37,405
Get this shit off me! TERRI: Get up baby!
Don't let his little ass--
1732
01:02:37,536 --> 01:02:38,580
Hey stay your ass over there!
1733
01:02:38,711 --> 01:02:39,538
I'mma get you!
1734
01:02:39,668 --> 01:02:40,974
Hold his...
Stop that!
1735
01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:42,106
What's wrong with you?
1736
01:02:42,236 --> 01:02:43,368
I could shoot him
right now, baby.
1737
01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:44,543
REG:
One more wiggle!
1738
01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:45,631
TERRI:
Oh!
1739
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:47,981
[panting]
1740
01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:49,156
Alright. Alright.
That's enough.
1741
01:02:49,287 --> 01:02:50,636
Whoo!
1742
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,333
Let's make a deal.
1743
01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:54,074
Now let's talk
business, nigga.
1744
01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:05,782
Yo!
1745
01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:07,827
[indistinct shouting]
1746
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,394
[laughing]
1747
01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:10,395
What happened? Shit!
1748
01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:11,352
Shit!
1749
01:03:11,483 --> 01:03:12,353
What happened?
1750
01:03:12,484 --> 01:03:13,441
Oh man.
1751
01:03:13,572 --> 01:03:15,704
You was giving it
to Reg's ass, man!
1752
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:16,967
A left, a right.
1753
01:03:17,097 --> 01:03:19,230
You was Darius Mayweather
in this mothafucka.
1754
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,361
Did I win?
1755
01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:21,754
Nah, man.
1756
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:24,626
He got you on the floor.
That was it.
1757
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:25,932
Where they go?
1758
01:03:26,063 --> 01:03:27,804
They in the other room.
1759
01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,457
I'm fuckin' with you! I'm fuckin' with you!
I'm fuckin' with you!
1760
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,024
They left, man.
1761
01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:32,460
They better have left.
1762
01:03:32,591 --> 01:03:33,984
Yeah they got outta here.
1763
01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:35,681
Good news and bad news.
1764
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:39,337
Bad news, I had to
cut that nigga in on a deal.
1765
01:03:39,467 --> 01:03:43,341
Good news is, you and Reg,
that shit squashed.
1766
01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:45,038
Hold up, so you let him
roll on us?
1767
01:03:45,169 --> 01:03:46,735
You let him roll over on you.
1768
01:03:46,866 --> 01:03:48,476
He rolled you left,
he rolled you right.
1769
01:03:48,607 --> 01:03:50,914
That man is strong from the
waist up, man. You don't know.
1770
01:03:51,044 --> 01:03:52,785
He was strong
from the hips up.
1771
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,743
He fucking your girl, man.
1772
01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:56,528
Whatever, man.
She'll fuck anything.
1773
01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,660
I don't even fuck with her
ragged ass. No way.
1774
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:02,447
Anyway, I promised to get him
three pounds as a wedding gift.
1775
01:04:02,577 --> 01:04:04,666
Wedding gift? What the fuck?
They getting married?
1776
01:04:04,797 --> 01:04:05,580
Got your ass. You care!
1777
01:04:05,711 --> 01:04:06,625
No, I don't care.
1778
01:04:06,755 --> 01:04:08,061
Look at your caring ass,
all concerned.
1779
01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:10,672
I wish them the best,
I mean, if that's what he want.
1780
01:04:10,803 --> 01:04:11,935
Hey, you never know.
1781
01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:13,197
You care.
Well showing how much we're growing
1782
01:04:13,327 --> 01:04:14,763
so I said three pounds.
1783
01:04:14,894 --> 01:04:17,201
Ain't like Reg can go
upstairs and check.
1784
01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:19,159
We ain't getting no
ramp up in this mothafucka
1785
01:04:19,290 --> 01:04:21,596
so you go take
more of our weed, mothafucka.
1786
01:04:22,336 --> 01:04:23,642
You a vulture, bro.
1787
01:04:23,772 --> 01:04:25,862
I don't care,
I mean I wish them the best.
1788
01:04:25,992 --> 01:04:28,038
[sniffing]
1789
01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,300
You smell something?
1790
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:30,997
[smoke alarm blaring]Fire! Fire!
1791
01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:32,303
Fire! Fire!
1792
01:04:33,086 --> 01:04:35,393
Oh shit! Oh shit!
1793
01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:37,525
Get something! Get something!
All my weed!
1794
01:04:37,656 --> 01:04:39,223
[Darius screaming]
1795
01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:40,485
Hurry up!
1796
01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:43,444
Oh fuck, man!
1797
01:04:44,315 --> 01:04:45,446
Shit! Damn!
1798
01:04:45,577 --> 01:04:47,231
[sirens wailing]
1799
01:04:47,361 --> 01:04:50,277
Oh shit. Oh shit.
You hear that?
1800
01:04:52,105 --> 01:04:53,585
That's the fire department. Damn, man!
1801
01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:55,239
They gonna wanna
come in and check around!
1802
01:04:55,369 --> 01:04:56,936
DARIUS: Just tell them we got
everything under control, man!
1803
01:04:57,067 --> 01:04:58,677
PAT: I can't do that shit.
They gotta come in. They gotta check it.
1804
01:04:58,807 --> 01:05:00,679
- It's they policy!
- Well that can't happen.
1805
01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:01,941
Oh man,
they gonna come in,
1806
01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:03,116
they gonna see
what we've been doing.
1807
01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:04,552
They gonna call
the fucking police, man.
1808
01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:05,989
Then you going to jail!
1809
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:07,729
I ain't going to jail,
I'm snitching on you.
1810
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:11,037
Damn!
1811
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:16,913
Is there a fire?
1812
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:19,524
Please tell me
my BBC wolf is okay!
1813
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,265
Everything is good.
Everything is good.
1814
01:05:22,309 --> 01:05:23,180
Bring the hose.
1815
01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:24,572
Hose? No, no!
No need for a hose!
1816
01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:30,883
Right there.
1817
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:34,931
Okay.
1818
01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:37,542
So how'd the trashcan
catch fire?
1819
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:39,936
[sniffing]
1820
01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,241
Is that the smell
of a leafy substance
1821
01:05:41,372 --> 01:05:43,504
resembling
that of marijuana?
1822
01:05:43,635 --> 01:05:46,638
You have a great nose.
And also amazing eyes.
1823
01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:48,422
Well what happened was...
1824
01:05:48,553 --> 01:05:51,469
we're legal.
This is a marijuana card.
1825
01:05:51,599 --> 01:05:53,514
Why I got this is
because of uh...
1826
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:55,255
A lack of appetite! Lack of appetite.
1827
01:05:55,386 --> 01:05:56,691
And what happened
was I was smoking
1828
01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:58,650
and when I put
my weed out
1829
01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:01,827
I forgot to put it all the way out.
It started a fire.
1830
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,785
FIREMAN: Well you can never be too
sure those things are fully out.
1831
01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:07,180
Next time break it down into
smaller pieces before you roll it.
1832
01:06:07,311 --> 01:06:08,355
- Will do.
- Mhmm.
1833
01:06:08,486 --> 01:06:09,487
[mouthing]
1834
01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:11,750
We're all good here.
1835
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,317
He smoke...
1836
01:06:13,447 --> 01:06:14,622
He is dreamy.
1837
01:06:17,234 --> 01:06:18,713
You're amazing!
1838
01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:21,281
How did you think...
You thought of this?
1839
01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:22,543
How did you do that, man?
1840
01:06:22,674 --> 01:06:24,197
Double lucky blessings.
1841
01:06:24,328 --> 01:06:26,460
Don't you start
with that again, man.
1842
01:06:26,591 --> 01:06:28,854
I don't care how you came up
with it. It's brilliant.
1843
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,464
Alright?
1844
01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:31,639
Now look. What's up?
1845
01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:33,206
Matt said he gonna
send somebody here tomorrow
1846
01:06:33,337 --> 01:06:35,165
to check out them
damn filters.
1847
01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:37,036
I just hope the weed
last overnight.
1848
01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:38,864
Ah!
1849
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:44,304
Did you just say,
"I hope the weed lasts overnight"?
1850
01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:45,871
DARIUS: Nah,
your hearing aid's messing up.
1851
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,655
I said I hope
we last overnight.
1852
01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:49,788
We last overnight.Us.
1853
01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:54,271
Did you also say... that someone
was coming to fix the filters?
1854
01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:55,794
Heat filters. Heat filters.
1855
01:06:55,924 --> 01:06:58,536
Oh no. Oh no.
1856
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:03,628
And all those lights that you
hauled off of the hydro truck.
1857
01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:05,760
Maybe I think I should
just call Henry's people.
1858
01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:07,284
And maybe
I'm gonna call the cops
1859
01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:09,373
and I'm just gonna tell them
that they should walk around...
1860
01:07:09,503 --> 01:07:10,852
Oh come on, man!
1861
01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:13,507
I am disappointed!
1862
01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:16,293
- What?
- You would lie to me, BBC?
1863
01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:18,904
Who's BBC?
1864
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,645
That's me. BBC?
1865
01:07:20,775 --> 01:07:21,950
A big black...
1866
01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:22,995
...chocolate.Chocolate.
1867
01:07:24,127 --> 01:07:25,476
Wolf.Wolf.
1868
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:26,912
Mmm!
1869
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,697
You know, I did not get
to be this old by being dumb.
1870
01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:32,961
I think it is time we...
1871
01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:34,093
cut the crap!
1872
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:36,356
And we just
get down to business!
1873
01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:38,010
Business? Bid-ness!
1874
01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:39,229
See, I tried to tell you.
1875
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:41,753
See I can act as if...
1876
01:07:41,883 --> 01:07:43,929
I don't know
anything's going on.
1877
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,539
I think you know
where this is going.
1878
01:07:46,236 --> 01:07:48,194
Oh, okay. I get it.
1879
01:07:48,325 --> 01:07:50,979
What is it going to take
for you not to know anything?
1880
01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:54,505
You.
1881
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:57,160
- What?
- You.
1882
01:07:57,290 --> 01:08:00,337
Wait, wait, listen. Listen to me.
Listen to me. Look up.
1883
01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:02,382
We have a lot of money.
We have a lot of weed.
1884
01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:04,080
I don't need your money.
I got a lot of money.
1885
01:08:04,210 --> 01:08:06,386
And I don't smoke weed.
I drink.
1886
01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:07,431
I need a hit of that.
1887
01:08:07,561 --> 01:08:08,432
Deal!
1888
01:08:08,562 --> 01:08:09,520
Deal?
1889
01:08:09,650 --> 01:08:10,564
We'll take it.
1890
01:08:10,695 --> 01:08:12,262
My house. Your house?
1891
01:08:12,392 --> 01:08:13,611
We'll be at my house.
1892
01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:15,178
Yeah, BBC.
Go and handle that.
1893
01:08:15,308 --> 01:08:17,615
What the fuck? So I save your
ass and you give my ass away?
1894
01:08:17,745 --> 01:08:19,312
What type of shit... Handle that.
1895
01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:20,966
[woman squealing happily]
1896
01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:29,453
MAN: So I just set the
ventilation system back on.
1897
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:30,802
You guys feel better now?
1898
01:08:30,932 --> 01:08:32,238
Oh yeah. I feel much better.
1899
01:08:32,369 --> 01:08:35,850
As a matter of fact,
I'm a little cold but I like it.
1900
01:08:35,981 --> 01:08:36,938
How you feel, D?
1901
01:08:37,591 --> 01:08:38,897
Like a rape victim.
1902
01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:41,552
Like somebody took something
from a nigga.
1903
01:08:41,682 --> 01:08:43,684
You feel like a pimp now?
Do I owe you some money?
1904
01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:45,686
If I had to I would
take one for the team too.
1905
01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:47,862
Nigga, I took one
for the whole league!
1906
01:08:47,993 --> 01:08:50,387
Oh man. I'm so glad
you guys made it.
1907
01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:51,779
I thought you
were goners.
1908
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:53,999
I got out just in time
to see your old lady pull up.
1909
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,262
Bro, you don't wanna know what happened.
Trust me.
1910
01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:57,742
He ain't gonna tell you.
1911
01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,135
You guys, if I could
give you a sitrep?
1912
01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:00,919
Give us what?
1913
01:09:01,049 --> 01:09:02,616
A sitrep.
A situation report.
1914
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:04,227
You know.
A status of operation.
1915
01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:07,621
Aw shit. Don't you come with this
conspiracy shit like this nigga.
1916
01:09:07,752 --> 01:09:09,406
What do you mean?
1917
01:09:09,536 --> 01:09:11,495
The bad news is that you guys did
lose the one room to the fire.
1918
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,540
But the good news is that
I checked up on all the other
1919
01:09:13,671 --> 01:09:15,586
six rooms and they're
all according to plan.
1920
01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:18,371
Yeah well now we just need to clip
some of these big water leaves
1921
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:19,764
'cause they're
blocking direct light.
1922
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:21,722
Well let's go ahead and
get started on this room.
1923
01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:23,811
Get all those
old plants out there
1924
01:09:23,942 --> 01:09:25,596
and paint the room up again.
1925
01:09:25,726 --> 01:09:27,250
Let's do it.
1926
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:29,861
[sad music plays]
1927
01:09:50,621 --> 01:09:52,710
[hard metal music plays]
1928
01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:57,454
Seriously?
1929
01:09:57,584 --> 01:10:00,108
♪ I'll do anything
you want me to ♪
1930
01:10:02,110 --> 01:10:03,895
♪ Do
1931
01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:08,204
♪ I'm getting off
because I'm being used ♪
1932
01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:10,597
♪ By you
1933
01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:13,774
♪ We could do anything
you wanted to ♪
1934
01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:17,474
♪ Do
1935
01:10:17,604 --> 01:10:21,521
♪ We could do anything
you wanted to ♪
1936
01:10:21,652 --> 01:10:23,306
[insects buzzing]
1937
01:10:25,003 --> 01:10:27,266
♪ Get up, get ready
1938
01:10:27,397 --> 01:10:30,878
♪ Ooh, get up, get ready
1939
01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:33,620
♪ Ooh, get up,
get ready ♪
1940
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,579
♪ Be ready
1941
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:40,105
♪ Be ready for
a heart attack ♪
1942
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:42,934
[water dripping] ♪ Heart attack
1943
01:10:45,066 --> 01:10:47,330
Guys. Guys, wake up!
1944
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,157
What's up, Chris? Guys, wake up!
1945
01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:50,202
What up, man?
1946
01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,247
CHRIS:
We got a leak.
1947
01:10:51,377 --> 01:10:52,204
We got a what?
1948
01:10:52,335 --> 01:10:53,161
Wake up! Come on, wake up!
1949
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,337
Oh shit!
1950
01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,514
I gotta take a leak.
1951
01:10:57,644 --> 01:10:59,646
[alarm beeping]
1952
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,606
Shit.
1953
01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:05,435
That's not gonna
get the job done.
1954
01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:06,914
Every little bit counts!
1955
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:12,006
What the hell is you doing?
1956
01:11:12,137 --> 01:11:13,617
You said every
little bit counts.
1957
01:11:13,747 --> 01:11:14,531
Oh damn!
1958
01:11:15,967 --> 01:11:18,448
Sorry, I left the damn
water timer on manual.
1959
01:11:21,189 --> 01:11:22,103
What's that smell?
1960
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:24,758
Smells like chemicals.
1961
01:11:29,589 --> 01:11:30,895
Smells like chemicals.
1962
01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:32,810
Just smells like weed
and spray to me.
1963
01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:33,898
Spray?
1964
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,900
There was some flies
all on the weed
1965
01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:37,815
so I went on ahead and
sprayed the bug spray on it.
1966
01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:40,339
What kind of bug spray?
1967
01:11:40,470 --> 01:11:43,081
The bug spray I saw in the garage.
The Bugged Out.
1968
01:11:43,211 --> 01:11:46,867
You sprayed...
You sprayed all of this with Bug Out?
1969
01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:48,826
No. Just this room.
1970
01:11:48,956 --> 01:11:50,131
Thank God.
1971
01:11:50,262 --> 01:11:51,307
Why, what's wrong?
1972
01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:53,178
All of the plants
in this room are ruined.
1973
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,310
Really?
1974
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,050
What? Wait. Yeah, really.
1975
01:11:56,181 --> 01:11:58,096
All these plants
we have to throw in the trash.
1976
01:11:58,226 --> 01:12:00,272
Why would you do that?
1977
01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:01,839
I was just trying to help!
1978
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:03,536
And why the hell would
you listen to me anyway?
1979
01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:05,364
I ain't got no
high school education.
1980
01:12:05,495 --> 01:12:06,322
Darius!
1981
01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:08,236
Okay.
1982
01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:09,368
He doesn't have
a high school education?
1983
01:12:09,499 --> 01:12:11,065
No he don't.
He don't have...
1984
01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:13,938
That's sad. But this is fucked.
We're fucked.
1985
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:17,637
What, you can't fix it?
So all this goes in the trash?
1986
01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:20,161
CHRIS: That's it.
We're in the harvest phase now.
1987
01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:22,773
Boys, we got one week left
until the finish line.
1988
01:12:22,903 --> 01:12:26,603
Oh that's crazy. I didn't realize
till just now what day that was.
1989
01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:28,039
The 20th. It's the 20th.
1990
01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:29,519
Yeah.
1991
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:32,217
Like... it's trippy, right?
1992
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,914
What's trippy?
It's the 20th. What?
1993
01:12:34,045 --> 01:12:35,960
It's 4-20.
That's like the weed holiday.
1994
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,657
Yeah.
1995
01:12:37,788 --> 01:12:38,876
Well fire it up then!
1996
01:12:40,530 --> 01:12:42,358
Yeah let's fire it up.
I'm out.
1997
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,926
I'm out.
1998
01:12:46,057 --> 01:12:48,015
So we got a grow room
with no weed?
1999
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,935
That's like having
a strip club...
2000
01:12:55,066 --> 01:12:56,241
with no strippers.
2001
01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,159
[breathes shakily]
2002
01:13:04,771 --> 01:13:05,946
Are you okay?
2003
01:13:06,077 --> 01:13:07,252
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
2004
01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:20,091
Ain't no Bugged Out
ever hurt nobody.
2005
01:13:20,221 --> 01:13:21,701
Shit.
2006
01:13:21,832 --> 01:13:23,007
Ain't about to waste
all this good weed
2007
01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:24,748
that I raised
from babies.
2008
01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:26,532
The hell they think I am?
A deadbeat dad?
2009
01:13:27,707 --> 01:13:28,882
I'm there for my kids.
2010
01:13:37,891 --> 01:13:39,415
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey!
2011
01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:41,112
Gimme the scissors.
2012
01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:43,244
Damn!
2013
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:45,333
Why we can't just
snatch 'em up right now?
2014
01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:48,206
'Cause that's like pedophilia, man.
These are babies.
2015
01:13:48,336 --> 01:13:50,426
That's like touching
little babies.
2016
01:13:50,556 --> 01:13:51,905
I wouldn't go that damn far.
2017
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:53,298
That's what it is, man.
2018
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,735
Come on.
2019
01:13:55,866 --> 01:13:58,216
Alright, maybe we can take
one off of like the tippy top
2020
01:13:58,346 --> 01:13:59,652
'cause they matured
a little bit more.
2021
01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:02,002
Yes! Lord, forgive us
for touching the babies.
2022
01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:05,223
[indistinct shouting]
2023
01:14:05,353 --> 01:14:06,703
What was that? God?
2024
01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:11,142
That wasn't God.
That was coming from outside.
2025
01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:12,665
Damn.
2026
01:14:14,928 --> 01:14:16,930
♪ My weed man got the hookup ♪
2027
01:14:17,061 --> 01:14:20,673
♪ Rolling up another pound
every time you look up ♪
2028
01:14:20,804 --> 01:14:23,763
♪ Big ass joints, them ones
that leave you shook up ♪
2029
01:14:23,894 --> 01:14:27,114
♪ So much weight that now
I'm doing kush-ups ♪
2030
01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:29,726
♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a
whole book up ♪
2031
01:14:29,856 --> 01:14:33,425
♪ Looking for me,
I was at the crib doing kush ups ♪
2032
01:14:33,556 --> 01:14:36,210
♪ Kush ups, 'bout to roll a
whole book up ♪
2033
01:14:36,341 --> 01:14:38,691
♪ Looking for me, I was at
the crib doing ♪
2034
01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:46,264
Darius!
2035
01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:48,527
Darius!
What the hell is you doing, man?
2036
01:14:48,658 --> 01:14:50,181
I love this Bugged Out!
2037
01:14:50,311 --> 01:14:52,270
This Bugged Out is wonderful!
2038
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,793
CHRIS:
He say Bugged Out?
2039
01:14:53,924 --> 01:14:55,578
Oh shit, man. I told him
to throw that weed away
2040
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:57,580
but he smoked
the Bugged Out weed.
2041
01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:59,669
All that chemical shit, man.
That's like PCP.
2042
01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:01,192
Darius, come over here
right now!
2043
01:15:01,322 --> 01:15:03,368
Yo, who are you?
Are you his hype man?
2044
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,849
Are you his pimp?
Are you his bitch?
2045
01:15:05,979 --> 01:15:07,981
Then shut the fuck up
and let him get turnt up.
2046
01:15:09,635 --> 01:15:12,029
♪ Tai-Bo, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
2047
01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:13,596
♪ Working out, chiefin' up
2048
01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,380
♪ Creepin' up, keepin' up
2049
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,512
Say ho!
2050
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,296
Ho! Ho!
2051
01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:19,210
Say ho! Ho!
2052
01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:20,864
Ho! Ho!
2053
01:15:20,994 --> 01:15:22,953
D! Would you stop, please?
2054
01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,346
PCP, you drawing too much
attention. What's wrong... Baby!
2055
01:15:26,304 --> 01:15:28,045
Okay, what is going on?
2056
01:15:28,175 --> 01:15:29,307
I got you baby. Pull!
2057
01:15:29,437 --> 01:15:30,613
With that?
2058
01:15:30,743 --> 01:15:31,831
Yeah with that.
That right there.
2059
01:15:31,962 --> 01:15:32,789
That's a rap concert.
2060
01:15:32,919 --> 01:15:33,703
A rap concert?
2061
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:35,052
Wow, okay.
2062
01:15:35,182 --> 01:15:36,096
Yo, yo!
2063
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:38,446
This is my first
and probably my last.
2064
01:15:38,577 --> 01:15:41,014
- BBC! BBC! Ho! Baby...
- Give it up!
2065
01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,712
Oh my god. Mrs. Gilliam.
2066
01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:44,409
We trying to change some things
in the community.
2067
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,759
It's kinda dead around here
and I figure we liven it up.
2068
01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:48,761
As much as I appreciate
the free entertainment,
2069
01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:50,328
it's amazing,
I'm really proud of you guys,
2070
01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:52,504
but the property value
is going down as we speak.
2071
01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:54,985
So, could you guys
just keep it down a little bit?
2072
01:15:55,115 --> 01:15:56,856
I really would appreciate that.
Thank you.
2073
01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:01,121
Mrs. Gilliam! Mrs Gilliam!
2074
01:16:01,252 --> 01:16:02,340
Oh my God.
2075
01:16:06,518 --> 01:16:07,954
Man, I just don't get
how the hell I get out there
2076
01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:09,739
in the middle
of the driveway like that.
2077
01:16:09,869 --> 01:16:11,436
And what the hell I'm doing
with this Shake Weight?
2078
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:12,959
That weed worked for you, man.
2079
01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:16,136
I mean, if that's what all
rap music is like I'm a rap fan.
2080
01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:18,574
Look, do not encourage his ass.
2081
01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:20,097
I think I can get into it.
2082
01:16:20,227 --> 01:16:21,881
You felt it? Was it that good?
2083
01:16:22,012 --> 01:16:24,841
What you was doing with the Shake
Weight is bugging the fuck out.
2084
01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:26,930
You jeopardized
this whole grow, man.
2085
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:30,368
Do not bring unwanted
attention to your grow house.
2086
01:16:30,498 --> 01:16:31,848
And that shit was unwanted.
2087
01:16:31,978 --> 01:16:33,501
You're right.
I'm sorry. My fault.
2088
01:16:33,632 --> 01:16:36,592
I mean, first things first.
We have to finish this harvest, guys.
2089
01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:39,464
Then we can give everybody they cut.
Can't wait to do that.
2090
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,727
Hey look at the bright side.
At least we had a successful grow.
2091
01:16:41,858 --> 01:16:42,859
No.
2092
01:16:42,989 --> 01:16:44,774
Sort of. If you
wanna call it that.
2093
01:16:44,904 --> 01:16:46,602
Hey, why Snoop
ain't called me yet?
2094
01:16:46,732 --> 01:16:48,560
Guys, we still have stuff
left to do here, so...
2095
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:52,259
Speaking of Snoop...
hit him up, and hit your girl...
2096
01:16:52,390 --> 01:16:53,957
...ex-girl... Right.
2097
01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:57,308
and let 'em know everything be
ready for the payout on the 20th.
2098
01:16:57,438 --> 01:16:59,310
This damn house
will be done by then too.
2099
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,878
♪
2100
01:17:29,209 --> 01:17:31,516
Hey, what time is everybody
supposed to show up?
2101
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,126
Well I told everybody
around 4:00.
2102
01:17:33,257 --> 01:17:35,999
That way they have they
weed around 4:20.
2103
01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:37,609
Oh that's trippy. I like it.
2104
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:40,003
It's a good idea we didn't
dry that weed all the way.
2105
01:17:40,133 --> 01:17:42,440
The more it weigh,
the less we pay.
2106
01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:44,094
Think about all the weed
we lost, man.
2107
01:17:44,224 --> 01:17:45,399
The fire.
2108
01:17:45,530 --> 01:17:46,574
The mold.
2109
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:47,880
The flood!
2110
01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,142
The Bugged Out.
2111
01:17:49,273 --> 01:17:51,884
Most of all, all the
unexpected partners we acquired.
2112
01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:53,320
Matter of fact I had
to pay Mrs. Gilliam off.
2113
01:17:53,451 --> 01:17:55,366
That should account
for everything.
2114
01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:58,195
She's kinda sexy for her age.
Is she flexible?
2115
01:17:58,978 --> 01:17:59,849
Depends.
2116
01:17:59,979 --> 01:18:01,633
Depends on what?
2117
01:18:01,764 --> 01:18:03,679
No it depends on if she's wearing
Depends 'cause when she ain't...
2118
01:18:03,809 --> 01:18:05,028
What does that have... Listen!
2119
01:18:05,158 --> 01:18:07,378
Whatever happened,
happened, man.
2120
01:18:07,508 --> 01:18:09,554
We lose, we lose.
Ain't no going back on it, man.
2121
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:11,643
I don't know about that.
2122
01:18:11,774 --> 01:18:13,079
Why don't we try to call
Snoop back up?
2123
01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:14,341
Try to re-un-negotiate
the deal?
2124
01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:15,865
Re-un-negotiate?
2125
01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:17,867
You know what, he was cool
as hell about this whole thing.
2126
01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:19,390
He ain't called us one time.
Give it a try!
2127
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:20,826
Yeah, let me hit him up.
2128
01:18:20,957 --> 01:18:22,219
You know, what he gonna say?
2129
01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:23,481
Tell him we took a...
2130
01:18:23,611 --> 01:18:25,396
Hello? Oh, it's voicemail.
2131
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:27,572
...paper right now.
2132
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,662
But if this is about my paper,
leave me a message
2133
01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:32,185
and I'll get back at you.
2134
01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:34,666
Yeah, um... Let's just talk
to him man-to-man.
2135
01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:36,842
What about Matt's piece?
I mean, we gotta get paid.
2136
01:18:36,973 --> 01:18:39,149
Come on, man!
2137
01:18:39,279 --> 01:18:41,151
Of course we gonna
take care of you, bro.
2138
01:18:41,281 --> 01:18:43,457
You're a real nigga.
I fucked with you my nigga.
2139
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:45,677
I don't know what that means but
I really enjoyed this experience.
2140
01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:47,418
It was good working
with you people.
2141
01:18:47,548 --> 01:18:50,160
You people? The fuck you mean
by "You people," bro?
2142
01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:51,683
Huh?
2143
01:18:51,814 --> 01:18:53,293
I just meant like you people,
like my people.
2144
01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:54,730
You're my people...
not my people.
2145
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,253
What the fuck you mean
by "Your people," man?
2146
01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:57,602
I don't mean like I own...
2147
01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,038
What the fuck
you mean "You own"?
2148
01:18:59,169 --> 01:19:00,257
No I just meant
we're all people.[doorbell rings]
2149
01:19:00,387 --> 01:19:01,954
What you mean, man? Huh?
2150
01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:04,957
I really don't care. I'm mixed.
I'm gonna get the doorbell.
2151
01:19:05,088 --> 01:19:06,132
I'm not mixed, bro.
2152
01:19:06,263 --> 01:19:07,655
I didn't mean anything.
2153
01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:09,440
What you mean about
you ain't mean anything?
2154
01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:10,746
That's exactly
what it sounds like.
2155
01:19:10,876 --> 01:19:12,182
What the fuck
you mean "exactly" though?
2156
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:14,358
I'm sorry.
2157
01:19:14,488 --> 01:19:15,751
PAT: What the fuck you
mean by you sorry, bro?
2158
01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:17,317
It means I apologize.
2159
01:19:18,318 --> 01:19:19,319
I'll get the weed.
2160
01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:23,497
Here it is.
2161
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:25,543
Thank you, brotha.
2162
01:19:25,673 --> 01:19:29,852
A'ight. Everybody gonna get they
share as soon as Snoop gets here.
2163
01:19:29,982 --> 01:19:31,897
Yeah, that's the plan,
we sticking to it.
2164
01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:34,378
Listen, if you really think
Snoop is about to come here
2165
01:19:34,508 --> 01:19:36,119
to pick up some weed,
you'sa lame.
2166
01:19:36,249 --> 01:19:38,338
[doorbell rings]
2167
01:19:38,469 --> 01:19:40,123
What's that? I'll get the door.
2168
01:19:40,253 --> 01:19:41,602
Wonder who that could be.
2169
01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:43,561
See? Shut the fuck up, boo.
2170
01:19:44,736 --> 01:19:46,738
Well happy 4-20 everybody.
2171
01:19:46,869 --> 01:19:47,652
What's up, Snoop.
2172
01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:48,653
Hey, what's up, Nephew.
2173
01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,568
- Snoop!
- Grown Gangsta.
2174
01:19:50,698 --> 01:19:51,482
Hi, Snoop.
2175
01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:52,483
Well hello, sunshine.
2176
01:19:54,659 --> 01:19:56,008
Snoop? Mhmm?
2177
01:19:56,139 --> 01:19:58,054
Can me and Darius holla at you
in the kitchen right quick?
2178
01:19:58,184 --> 01:20:00,491
Oh man, whatever you like, man.
Show me where to get there.
2179
01:20:03,711 --> 01:20:05,017
"Hi, Snoop."
2180
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,803
What?
2181
01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:09,805
Snoop's supposed to walk in, I'm supposed
to act like I don't know who Snoop is?
2182
01:20:09,935 --> 01:20:12,111
Bitch, this ain't Walmart.
He don't need no greeter.
2183
01:20:12,242 --> 01:20:13,286
Want something to drink, man?
2184
01:20:14,113 --> 01:20:15,680
Turkey sandwich?
2185
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,421
You said we had some tuna...
We have some tuna left. Want some tuna?
2186
01:20:17,551 --> 01:20:19,249
No, no, no. I just want my shit.
Where my weed at?
2187
01:20:20,337 --> 01:20:21,817
Oh.
2188
01:20:21,947 --> 01:20:24,123
So we getting right down to it.
Um, Snoop...
2189
01:20:25,603 --> 01:20:27,300
...we agreed on half, right?
2190
01:20:27,431 --> 01:20:29,041
Yeah. That's what I'm leaving
with. Half, right?
2191
01:20:29,172 --> 01:20:30,086
TERRI:
Okay but that's Snoop Dogg.
2192
01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:32,349
I'm just supposed
to say nothing?
2193
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:33,785
You supposed
to play your position.
2194
01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:35,395
Why are you always tripping?
2195
01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:37,702
Bitch, I can't trip.
2196
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:40,792
I know we agreed on half, but things
ain't go how we thought they'd go.
2197
01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:46,145
We was talking 'bout half and third,
I'm thinkin' more like the third, y'know.
2198
01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:47,886
Grown Gangsta.
2199
01:20:48,017 --> 01:20:50,236
I'm mothafuckin' disappointed
with you, nigga.
2200
01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:54,240
Nah, nah. What he said he was just
thinking about the third, Snoop.
2201
01:20:54,371 --> 01:20:56,068
Y'know, man. But he gonna
keep it one hundred.
2202
01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:58,941
'Cause Grown Gangsta say you always
keep it one hundred with him, man.
2203
01:20:59,071 --> 01:21:00,246
Day one. We really just wanted
2204
01:21:00,377 --> 01:21:01,726
to show you the kitchen, man.
2205
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:04,120
Yeah, you ain't even
know this was a refrigerator.
2206
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,252
See? We got you.
2207
01:21:06,383 --> 01:21:07,775
Okay well then get
back to the living room.
2208
01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:12,432
PAT: Alright, Chris.
Let's break it up.
2209
01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:16,262
Snoop, the take
was twenty pounds.
2210
01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:18,438
That entitles you to ten, bro.
2211
01:21:18,569 --> 01:21:20,136
Oh man.
2212
01:21:20,266 --> 01:21:22,878
It is so beautiful doing
business with y'all, man.
2213
01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,662
It's a treat when playas meet.
2214
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:27,708
Grown Gangsta, that mix-tape,
I'm fuckin' with you
2215
01:21:27,839 --> 01:21:29,362
but you better thank
this nigga Pat, man.
2216
01:21:29,493 --> 01:21:31,756
He really got your back, man.
He give a fuck about you.
2217
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:33,627
Yeah.
2218
01:21:33,758 --> 01:21:35,107
I'm outta here. Let's roll.
2219
01:21:35,238 --> 01:21:36,804
Bye Snoop! Alright baby.
2220
01:21:36,935 --> 01:21:38,806
PAT:
Chris.
2221
01:21:38,937 --> 01:21:40,330
Seven pounds over there
for you, brother.
2222
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:41,809
Oh, for real? Wait, nuh-uh.
2223
01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:43,855
For real nothing.
Seven pounds from where?
2224
01:21:43,986 --> 01:21:44,725
Yeah wait. Hold up.
2225
01:21:44,856 --> 01:21:46,423
How'd you come up with that?
2226
01:21:46,553 --> 01:21:48,381
That ain't adding up, homeboy.
2227
01:21:48,512 --> 01:21:53,386
Okay, all the equipment, the setup,
him dealing with the grow house day to day,
2228
01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:55,693
that's seven pounds
right there, homie.
2229
01:21:58,261 --> 01:21:59,871
Appreciate you. It's been fun, man.
2230
01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:02,047
If we do this again maybe you guys
will end up with something, y'know?
2231
01:22:03,309 --> 01:22:04,180
Ha!
2232
01:22:05,703 --> 01:22:08,010
So... what about ours?
2233
01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:09,533
Terri and Reg.
2234
01:22:09,663 --> 01:22:10,838
Mhmm.
2235
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:12,797
Three pounds.
2236
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,451
DARIUS:
Not a seed more.
2237
01:22:14,581 --> 01:22:16,888
I hope you got
your shit outta here
2238
01:22:17,019 --> 01:22:19,151
because I'm about to lock it up.
Give me the keys.
2239
01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:20,892
Listen, while you
working on the house,
2240
01:22:21,023 --> 01:22:22,807
go on ahead and throw in
some ratchet locks.
2241
01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:24,243
And work on your feet.
2242
01:22:24,374 --> 01:22:26,506
And his toenails.
Then on his fingers.
2243
01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:27,943
Goodbye.
2244
01:22:31,294 --> 01:22:32,164
Damn.
2245
01:22:35,211 --> 01:22:37,126
Whoo!
2246
01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:39,215
Damn.
2247
01:22:39,345 --> 01:22:41,521
I feel like Lebron right before
he won the big one, man.
2248
01:22:42,566 --> 01:22:43,784
We was so close!
2249
01:22:47,266 --> 01:22:48,528
Look at this.
2250
01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:50,226
Says right here,
2251
01:22:50,356 --> 01:22:53,316
"In the end, the happiest day
of your grow is after step ten."
2252
01:22:54,578 --> 01:22:55,492
Do I look happy?
2253
01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:59,148
What the hell
is you smiling 'bout?
2254
01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:01,759
All that shit
we been through
2255
01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:03,456
and all you got to show for it
is that one damn blunt.
2256
01:23:04,762 --> 01:23:06,329
Not exactly.
2257
01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:07,591
What?
2258
01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:10,202
We still got two pounds
we didn't know we had.
2259
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,639
How's that?
We weighed it all out.
2260
01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:14,815
We still had that
Bugged Out in the garage.
2261
01:23:14,946 --> 01:23:15,903
I ain't smokin' that.
2262
01:23:16,034 --> 01:23:16,992
I ain't either.
2263
01:23:17,818 --> 01:23:18,819
Huh?
2264
01:23:18,950 --> 01:23:20,299
Oh! You switched...
2265
01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:21,561
You happy now, ain't you?
2266
01:23:21,692 --> 01:23:22,562
Hell yeah I'm happy!
2267
01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:23,520
I know you is.
2268
01:23:23,650 --> 01:23:25,000
You a smart mothafucka, man!
2269
01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,871
Hey, man, I learned
from the best, bro.
2270
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,220
We learned from
each other, bro.
2271
01:23:28,351 --> 01:23:29,787
My man. Let me hit that.
Let me hit that.
2272
01:23:29,917 --> 01:23:31,093
Nope. Let me hit that.
2273
01:23:31,223 --> 01:23:34,357
Wow, you guys look happy.
2274
01:23:34,487 --> 01:23:36,794
Actually it's our last day
disturbing your neighborhood.
2275
01:23:38,404 --> 01:23:39,492
We moving out.
2276
01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:42,974
Mhmm. So the crop
must be done.
2277
01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:47,848
Don't think that because
I don't get out the house much
2278
01:23:47,979 --> 01:23:50,068
that I don't know what you guys
have going on over here.
2279
01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:52,853
Uh-huh.
2280
01:23:52,984 --> 01:23:54,464
I smoke too sometimes.
2281
01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:56,509
Are you kidding me?
I had no idea.
2282
01:23:58,033 --> 01:23:59,512
- [door opens]
- DARIUS: Uh-oh.
2283
01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:00,644
Where we goin?
2284
01:24:00,774 --> 01:24:01,645
Wanna hit it?
2285
01:24:01,775 --> 01:24:04,082
[chuckles]
2286
01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:07,259
So, question.
What we gonna call it?
2287
01:24:07,390 --> 01:24:08,652
I got the perfect name.
2288
01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:10,262
PAT:
What?
2289
01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:11,829
Abracadabra.
2290
01:24:11,959 --> 01:24:13,787
- Oh my god.
- Abracadabra?
2291
01:24:13,918 --> 01:24:14,962
Abracadabra.
2292
01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:16,747
I like it though.
It's like magic, huh?
2293
01:24:16,877 --> 01:24:18,227
I like it too.
It has a little ring to it.
2294
01:24:18,357 --> 01:24:19,532
Because we ain't
have no weed
2295
01:24:19,663 --> 01:24:21,534
and you made some appear
out of no-damn-where.
2296
01:24:21,665 --> 01:24:22,622
Happy 4-20!
2297
01:24:22,753 --> 01:24:23,710
Happy 4-20, bro.
2298
01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:25,843
Happy 4-20.Hell yeah.
2299
01:24:25,973 --> 01:24:27,323
Hold up. Who's that?
2300
01:24:27,453 --> 01:24:28,672
Mrs. Gilliam, man.
2301
01:24:30,326 --> 01:24:31,196
Shit, she's sayin'...
2302
01:24:31,327 --> 01:24:32,154
BBC?
2303
01:24:32,284 --> 01:24:34,199
"Hey, don't forget about me."
2304
01:24:34,330 --> 01:24:36,680
- [phone buzzes]
- Is that a picture?
2305
01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:39,465
MADISON: What is BBC? Oh! Oh!
2306
01:24:39,596 --> 01:24:41,685
Get my runnin' shoes!
Get my runnin' shoes!
2307
01:24:41,815 --> 01:24:43,513
Bye, bitch! Go get my runnin' shoes!
2308
01:24:43,643 --> 01:24:45,036
Now I'm tripping!
2309
01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:47,908
Whoa! I'm trying
to charge up turbo boost.
2310
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:48,953
Oh shit!
2311
01:24:52,391 --> 01:24:53,610
Shit!
2312
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,046
Oh shit!
2313
01:24:55,177 --> 01:24:56,395
Baby, get your running
shoes on there!
2314
01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:59,877
♪ Oh! Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2315
01:25:00,007 --> 01:25:02,662
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2316
01:25:02,793 --> 01:25:05,012
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2317
01:25:05,143 --> 01:25:06,623
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2318
01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,668
Nigga, I can hear him!
2319
01:25:08,799 --> 01:25:10,017
- Come on, man.
- Hey, what?
2320
01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:11,845
[laughing]
2321
01:25:11,976 --> 01:25:14,239
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2322
01:25:14,370 --> 01:25:15,675
- For real?
- Yeah, go on.
2323
01:25:15,806 --> 01:25:17,155
- For your boy?
- Take it!
2324
01:25:17,286 --> 01:25:18,417
You a real nigga, man.
2325
01:25:19,766 --> 01:25:21,638
That's what my
girlfriends call me.
2326
01:25:21,768 --> 01:25:23,988
♪ You can do it like that
or you can do it like this ♪
2327
01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:26,425
You ain't got no money.
2328
01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:28,079
Yo, let me see the rope print
around your neck.
2329
01:25:29,820 --> 01:25:30,777
God damn.
2330
01:25:30,908 --> 01:25:32,344
Say that again.
2331
01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,216
This nigga said "Let me see
the rope print." God damn.
2332
01:25:34,346 --> 01:25:35,826
Say that again.
2333
01:25:35,956 --> 01:25:38,002
The rope print
around your neck.
2334
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,830
♪ Here we go,
this that shit ♪
2335
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:42,920
♪ That'll fill the whole block
and light it up ♪
2336
01:25:43,050 --> 01:25:45,140
There's one condition
with that money, now.
2337
01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:46,141
What's that?
2338
01:25:48,230 --> 01:25:50,014
Damn, I forgot what
the condition was.
2339
01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,015
Hit the blunt again!
2340
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:52,582
♪ 'Cause I'ma get this off,
2341
01:25:52,712 --> 01:25:55,280
♪ Don't get too close
'cause I set this off ♪
2342
01:25:55,411 --> 01:25:57,804
♪ And take my crew
and do what we do, ♪
2343
01:25:57,935 --> 01:26:00,067
♪ And make a little
dance for you ♪
2344
01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:02,331
♪ One, two, three, four
2345
01:26:02,461 --> 01:26:04,550
♪ To all the party people
2346
01:26:04,681 --> 01:26:06,378
♪ When I make that sound,
woo woo ♪
2347
01:26:06,509 --> 01:26:08,380
♪ Everybody breaks it down
2348
01:26:08,511 --> 01:26:10,295
♪ Look back at it,
stand tall ♪
2349
01:26:10,426 --> 01:26:12,993
♪ Little Duval,
Big Snoop Dogg ♪
2350
01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:14,952
♪ Kill 'em with the Roller,
2351
01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:17,911
♪ 'Nuff said, now kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2352
01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:20,305
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2353
01:26:20,436 --> 01:26:22,568
♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2354
01:26:22,699 --> 01:26:24,701
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2355
01:26:24,831 --> 01:26:26,746
♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2356
01:26:26,877 --> 01:26:28,357
♪ Yeah, kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2357
01:26:28,487 --> 01:26:31,229
♪ Look back now,
kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
2358
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,796
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2359
01:26:32,926 --> 01:26:35,320
♪ Drop it down, now
kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
2360
01:26:35,451 --> 01:26:37,279
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2361
01:26:37,409 --> 01:26:40,107
♪ Pick it up, now kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2362
01:26:40,238 --> 01:26:41,631
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2363
01:26:41,761 --> 01:26:43,850
♪ Everybody in this bitch,
kill 'em with the shoulders ♪
2364
01:26:43,981 --> 01:26:46,462
♪ Shoulders, shoulders
2365
01:26:46,592 --> 01:26:48,464
♪ Yeah
2366
01:26:48,594 --> 01:26:51,249
♪ It's not hard to do
2367
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:53,817
♪ We been doing this shit
for a long time ♪
2368
01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:56,123
♪ Ay, Lil Duval
2369
01:26:56,254 --> 01:26:58,169
♪ You know
what it is nigga ♪
2370
01:26:58,300 --> 01:26:59,953
♪ Hahaha
2371
01:27:00,084 --> 01:27:02,260
♪ Now kill em
with the shoulders ♪
2372
01:27:02,391 --> 01:27:04,480
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2373
01:27:04,610 --> 01:27:06,612
♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2374
01:27:06,743 --> 01:27:08,440
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2375
01:27:08,571 --> 01:27:11,095
♪ You gotta kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2376
01:27:30,941 --> 01:27:33,073
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2377
01:27:33,204 --> 01:27:34,988
♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2378
01:27:35,119 --> 01:27:37,643
♪ You gotta kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2379
01:27:37,774 --> 01:27:39,863
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2380
01:27:39,993 --> 01:27:41,995
♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2381
01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:43,693
♪ Kill 'em with
the shoulders ♪
2382
01:27:43,823 --> 01:27:46,348
♪ Kill 'em
with the shoulders ♪
2383
01:27:49,133 --> 01:27:50,743
♪ Yeah
2383
01:27:51,305 --> 01:28:51,807
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