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Dear lord,
we could really use
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your divine intervention,
again.
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Margaret's little press conference
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backfired like a raggedy old car,
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so sunnyclub vendors threatened to pull out.
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Margaret called a family meeting to keep all the kids,
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bastards included, on brand,
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which apparently means bribing everyone into subservience.
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She just put you
on staff, bro.
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Becky: Antonio took the deal, of course.
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Nice suit.
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Becky: He must really need the money.
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Rose went to fetch jason from whatever drug den
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he was hiding in.
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He better be careful with that stuff,
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or he'll wind up in a coma.
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-Jason: Don't worry.
-Whoa, what--(screams)
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you're not gonna wake him up.
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Becky: And ginger, greedy tramp that she is,
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refused margaret's offer...
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'cause I'm that bitch.
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Becky: And moved all of her cyber bimbos
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into a ratty-ass motel.
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So of course margaret went to the only person
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who could fix this, my darling brother,
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who offered to baptize ginger in exchange
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for putting eric in charge of the missions.
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It's a big job, which explains why
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he's on his laptop all thetime.
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But ginger turned what was supposed
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to be a holy sacrament
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into a wet, dripping billboard for her porn site.
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I saw her areolas.
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Cut the feed!
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Becky: I can't imagine what eugene would say
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if he saw all this.
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Still, the controversy got us
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the subscriptions we needed.
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Margaret got super jelly of my brother's ratings
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and decided to book ginger on her show.
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Be good for everyone.
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Becky: And that'll be a travesty in the making.
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Just watch.
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Lilith, salome, jezebel.
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Scripture tells us
of the fallen women
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who danced with the serpent
in the shadow of sin,
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and yet the hand of god
was always there reaching out,
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calling, "come to me,
my daughter.
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Repent."
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last week, we met
another fallen woman,
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ms. Ginger sweet,
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and just as god offered
salvation to the ancients,
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he reached out to ms. Sweet
through me, his humble vessel,
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and together
we offered her salvation,
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but she made a mockery
of the sacrament!
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Singers: ♪ fighter ♪
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norah:
Five minutes, margaret.
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Franklin:
Bringing ginger on the show
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is gonna hurt the brand.
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People are really
riled up out there.
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Wings of a dove
isn't about controversy.
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We can fight controversy,
franklin, or we can embrace it.
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Jesus teaches us that we must
choose the embrace.
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Franklin: Jesus?
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So this has nothing to do
with boosting
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sunnyclub's subscriptions?
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Ginger's little stunt put some
serious numbers on our board.
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Your brand
is hospitality, grace.
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I don't want you
to take the show
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to a place
you can't pull it back from.
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The reverend did it.
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Well, the reverend is tacky.
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Now, you have been under
a lot of pressure lately.
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If you can't have grace
under pressure,
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what good is it?
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I can handle ginger sweet.
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After all, I have my army.
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♪ ♪
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children!
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Singers: ♪ fighter ♪
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♪ I am a fighter and I... ♪
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you filthy, diseased whore!
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You kiss your mother
with that mouth?
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Coming through!
I'm betty, your pa for the day.
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Don't judge all of us
by that guy, okay?
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Margaret's fans are like
a big, old family,
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and every family has their
crazy pants sheep, am I right?
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Okay?
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All right, come on,
let's get her in.
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Thomas: There's another way to reach ms. Sweet,
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through a mother who follows
in the biblical path
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set by rebecca, naomi,
and our blessed mary,
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someone who will fight
for what is right,
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someone like margaret monreaux!
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Margaret: Welcome home, jason.
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Did you close
that ganja factory of yours?
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-Yes, ma'am.
-Good.
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You'll join rose
for the mail bag.
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-Jason: What's the mail bag?
-Rose: Mom selects
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a handful of viewer letters
to read on air.
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I've been doing it
since I was seven.
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Jason: I know you wanted
all of your kids
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on your tv show today,
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but I--that's not
really my jam.
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Who doesn't want to be
on camera?
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Uh, me.
I don't want to be.
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Jason, today we are
reintroducing our family
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to the world,
properly and on our terms.
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Antonio, I just love
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the cooking segment
that you pitched me.
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Thanks, margaret.
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Antonio and I--
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we're gonna blend our cultures.
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He's gonna make pasteles,
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and I'm gonna add
some nola flair.
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We're gonna show ginger
and our fans
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that blending our differences
can be delicious.
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You two, you take note.
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This is what a team player
looks like.
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Why doesn't eric
have to do it?
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Honey, eric is stepping in
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for your father today
at the missions.
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You're trusting eric
with daddy's projects?
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-Mm-hmm.
-That must mean a lot to him.
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Rose, will you do the mail bag
in memory of your daddy?
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Okay, mama.
Okay.
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Thomas: Jesus makes us strong!
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Just please leave
jason out of it.
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I promise.
I promise.
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Oh, she's here.
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Thomas: Let's help margaret
win this fight!
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Thomas: It's a tale as old as time itself,
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a fallen woman faced with two choices,
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salvation or damnation,
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with a mother desperate
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to convince her to choose correctly.
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-Margaret.
-Ginger.
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Thomas: Up next on wings of a dove...
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Norah: Going live
in three, two...
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Live from sunshine studios
in beautiful new orleans,
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this is wings of a dove!
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(upbeat music)
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god, give me strength.
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Norah: Here she is, your host,
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your friend, margaret monreaux.
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Dear lord, I'm just a soul
whose intentions are good,
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but I'm alone out here,
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traveling down a lonesome road.
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I fear that I've been cast out.
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This is a test of my perseverance.
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♪ ♪
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margaret: I've been reflecting lately
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on the meaning of homecoming.
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You know that feeling when you go away for a while
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and you come back and find a deeper appreciation
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for what you have?
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Welcome to the dewdrop buybox,
double-d, double-b.
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I'll be there soon.
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After taxes, eight hours
of minimum wage
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will get you half a bus ticket.
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Margaret: As you all know, the good lord--
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he recently expanded my family circle.
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Let me introduce them.
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This is my antonio.
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Oh, looking after his son,
single father,
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despite never knowing his own.
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And now sweet jason.
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Oh, that's not jason.
That's colorado.
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Don't we have
a picture of jason?
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She's pissed I backed out.
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She takes her show
really seriously.
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It's like her church.
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He was gonna read
the viewer mail with rose,
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but he got a little case
of stage fright.
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Happens to us all.
Not me.
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If I go on tv,
folks back home might see
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and know it's me, you know?
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Yeah, I--I know.
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(laughs)
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margaret: Shame is
just the good lord's way
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of reminding us that someone
is always watching--always.
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After all...
(continues indistinctly)
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this is not cool.
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That's, like, way not cool.
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Margaret:
Or two, or three.
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Which brings me
to ginger sweet.
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(cheers and applause)
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a woman you've already seen a little too much of.
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(crowd booing)
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they're booing her.
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I know, I know, I know,
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but it goes without saying,
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ginger, she needs saving.
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-(cheering)
-but here at wings of a dove,
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we're about hospitality,
and ginger, she's our guest.
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Hey, ginger.
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Have you got any advice
for me?
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Oh, just to be careful.
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Mama has this way of turning
everything to her advantage.
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Plus, she has the audience
on her side.
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I have an audience too,
and it's growing every day
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thanks to the sunshine network.
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Every time she and the rev
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say my name,
my profits go up tenfold.
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It's easy to talk big
when you're in the wings,
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but wait until
you're out there.
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The first time
I was on the show,
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I was maybe, like, five,
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and I reached for a cookie
before she cued me,
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and she slapped my hand
so hard, it stung for a week.
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-Margaret's a bully.
-The show has just begun.
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It's about time
someone slapped her back.
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Welcome back, everyone!
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As you all know,
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in just under
four short months,
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we're launching sunnyclub,
our online shopping division,
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and if you become
a subscriber today,
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you will get your free bottle
of my signature scent,
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proverbs 31.
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Friends, look under your seats.
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It's made right here
in louisiana.
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You get a proverb. You all get a proverb.
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It's the smell of god's perfect christian woman.
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Who are the mafioso?
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Mafioso?
Oh, those are my uncles.
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Uh, by uncles I mean
those are my dad's old friends,
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so they're not family,
but, you know, they're family.
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That guy's don bouchard.
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Rose: Mm-hmm.
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Mom will never believe this.
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Gentlemen, governor.
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Franklin.
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To what do we owe
the pleasure?
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I thought our shareholders
might enjoy the big show.
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Well, nice of you to make
the special effort
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when you could
just watch us on tv.
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Well, as much as our friends
are impressed
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by the rise in subscriptions
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thanks to ginger's appearance
on my show,
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they are concerned
by the change in leadership.
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They've come
to offer their help.
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In what way?
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They're prepared to assume
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a significant stake
in sunnyclub.
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Silent partners, of course.
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We are fully funded,
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though we certainly
appreciate you.
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Mr. Bouchard, antonio rivera.
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You made the mma world
what it is,
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and without you,
I wouldn't be who I am.
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I'd love to show you
what I can do someday.
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Yopi candelaria's boy.
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Mm.
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You--you knew my mom?
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Everyone knew yopi.
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(group chuckles)
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reverend, maybe you could take
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these fine gentlemen
to their seat.
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Certainly.
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(uneasy music)
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♪ ♪
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yo, that guy is everything
in the mma world.
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Those men are everything
everywhere.
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Be wise, kid.
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Steer clear.
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And we're back in three, two...
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Margaret: ...God's great creation.
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(cheers and applause)
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my friends, in just a minute,
we'll go live
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with eric at the bayou housing,
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but first let's hear it
for the royal boys choir.
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(cheers and applause)
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boys: ♪ just a young boy ♪
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♪ living in the city with his mama ♪
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why are our investors here?
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It seems your naming yourself
ceo has rattled them.
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Our silent partners
aren't staying silent.
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My guess is, the reverend
brought them here to show
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that you're not up to the job.
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Or someone else is.
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Boys: ♪ told him they will takereal good care of him ♪
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♪ told him that... ♪
283
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-you healed all these people?
-Thomas: I didn't.
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God did.
How did you get backstage?
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I'm a friend of franklin lee.
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So the pilot
of eugene monreaux's
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private plane's on here.
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Ten years ago, we laid
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our hands on him,
and lord took his cancer away.
290
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You know, I saw you
usher in governor love
291
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and a bunch of fat cats.
292
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What's your relation to them?
293
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I'm their spiritual advisor.
294
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Men that powerful take advice?
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You'd be surprised.
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The higher they climb,
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the more they want to
be humbled.
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Off the record, of course.
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Eugene monreaux was keeping
a lot of secrets.
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If those secrets came out
before the launch
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of sunnyclub,
his investors would be nervous.
302
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His secrets still came out.
303
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Eric: Testing, testing,
one, two, three,
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one, two, three,
one, two--good?
305
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My dad brought me here
when I was little.
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It was nothing
but barren land and hope.
307
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My dad brought god
to the bayou.
308
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It's amazing.
Look what he built.
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Yeah, he was
a very great man, eric,
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but couldn't we have done
this segment in the studio,
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where it's air conditioned?
312
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You okay?
You look tired.
313
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Margaret gave the prime spot
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to that sacrilegious slut
ginger.
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-Come on.
-She's doing a segment
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about family,
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and I'm the only one
in the family way.
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Producer: All right, guys,
we're cutting back to you...
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You good?
320
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And now, let's see
your mission money at work.
321
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Take it away, eric!
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-Hey, mama.
-Hi, sweetie.
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-Becky and I are out here-- -on a very warm,
324
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very sunny new orleans
afternoon.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Eric: Yeah, it's a--
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it's a scorcher, mama,
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but there's no place that we'd rather be,
328
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because we are breaking ground
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on a brand-new community center.
330
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You know, it's very humbling,
331
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'cause what was it, 20 years ago?
332
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In the wake
of hurricane thelma, dad--
333
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he had a vision of rebirth.
334
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Fake-ass turkey.
335
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(children laugh)
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(hushed) dig.
Eric, dig.
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-Becky: All right. -Eric: Hold that for me.
338
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-Thank you.
-Eric: Back to you, mama.
339
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(somber music)
340
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margaret has put eric
341
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in charge
of the charity missions.
342
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How could she be so naive?
343
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,659
More like how could you
keep her that way?
344
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It's not charitable
to lie to people.
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♪ ♪
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(grunts)
347
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(uneasy music)
348
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♪ ♪
349
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ugh, another one of
margaret's holy roller weirdos
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-is lurking in the parking lot.
-Woman: No way. Where?
351
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Come on.
Check it out.
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♪ ♪
353
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he's just sitting there,
staring.
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He's not moving.
355
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Ugh, it's weird.
356
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♪ ♪
357
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he's here for me.
358
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Hmm?
359
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Everybody inside.
360
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-Get inside now!
-(girls clamoring)
361
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margaret:
Welcome back, everyone.
362
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I just love a handwritten
letter, don't you?
363
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It takes longer,
but it means so much more.
364
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I so enjoy
our mother-daughter time,
365
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getting to read letters
366
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that our viewers
have written longhand.
367
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,057
Well, reach on in there,
rose, and pull out a goodie.
368
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,894
Rose: "dear margaret,
what you're doing by offering
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"ginger sweet salvation
is warrior-esque.
370
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,776
Love you,
vicki from san luis obispo."
371
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,195
oh, I am truly touched
by that, vicki.
372
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You sound like
a great mama bear.
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"dear margaret,
rose is my favorite."
374
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,076
-margaret: Aww.
-Oh.
375
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"I have a great, big crush
on her.
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Sincerely, mark from colorado."
377
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margaret:
Oh, well, isn't that sweet?
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Audience: Aww.
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She's glowing.
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-She's in love.
-How do you know?
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-A mother knows.
-Margaret: If his penmanship
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is anything to go off of,
383
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you got a real catch.
384
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I think we have time
for one more.
385
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Rose, what is it?
386
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I'm not reading this.
You do it.
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00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,272
(tense music)
388
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"dear margaret,
ginger sweet will burn in hell.
389
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The wages of sin are...Death."
390
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,906
well, that's a bit much.
391
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,365
Ginger sweet's
a filthy slut whore!
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-(crowd exclaims)
-margaret: Please!
393
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,538
Please,
let's just all stay calm.
394
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,833
Ginger sweet, she's aroused
some strong feelings,
395
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but we--together,
we can get through this.
396
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,962
Isn't that right, sweetie?
397
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,964
Now we're gonna
take a little break
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and come right back.
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-Thanks, rose.
-Eric: Hey, little girl,
400
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that was very rude,
401
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,640
what you did back there.
402
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,851
I'm out here doing good deeds,
and you're heckling me.
403
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,102
Where are your parents?
404
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,104
Earning bank to get us
out of here.
405
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,898
(children laughing playfully)
406
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,609
(water dripping)
407
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,154
(somber music)
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♪ ♪
409
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the river's coming up again.
410
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♪ ♪
411
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y'all sent it for christmas.
412
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,384
Has it been on a diet
since then?
413
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,886
(scoffs)
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00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,138
♪ ♪
415
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next year,
just send us the guts.
416
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My next guest has taught me
the healing power
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00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,942
of the blended family.
418
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,195
Please give
a big old sunnyclub welcome
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to my stepson antonio.
420
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,994
Oh, where's your shirt?
421
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,913
Antonio.
(laughs)
422
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,957
you can't cook
dressed like that.
423
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,625
Antonio: Well, I want
to share something
424
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,919
I love more than food.
425
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,588
Oh, haven't we had
enough fighting for one day?
426
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,633
See, martial arts
isn't really about the fight.
427
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,345
It's about defusing situations
before they get too hot.
428
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:58,599
Well, I think that's
a useful lesson any day.
429
00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,809
You want to show me?
430
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,186
-You got it.
-Margaret: Okay.
431
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,896
Where do you want me to stand?
432
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,357
Antonio: Real pros always stay in control,
433
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,359
so stay perfectly still,
margaret.
434
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,652
Okay.
435
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,949
-(exhales sharply)
-(crowd exclaims)
436
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,910
oh, boy.
(laughs)
437
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,454
are you ready
to take it up a notch?
438
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,039
I'm ready.
439
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,083
(cheers and applause)
440
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:27,295
(rapidly sharply exhaling)
441
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,464
yopi:
What is he doing?
442
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,757
He's supposed to be
playing nice.
443
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,716
He's gonna break her nose.
444
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,721
(cheers and applause)
445
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,097
I didn't flinch once.
446
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,225
Can you believe that?
447
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:45,271
Give it up for my boy antonio.
448
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,690
Yopi: Your boy?
449
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,152
He's a star.
He's my star.
450
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,278
Rose: I'm so sorry.
451
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,363
I mean, she played us both.
452
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,616
Well, the stupid thing is,
I always dreamed
453
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,869
of being on this show,
454
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,829
out there with you and eric...
455
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,998
(soft music)
456
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,918
with my kinder and cleaner mom,
457
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,586
and now I finally got
my chance,
458
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,089
and everyone hates me,
459
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,965
well, except you.
460
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,550
♪ ♪
461
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,261
they don't hate you.
462
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,847
They hate the character
463
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,016
mom and the reverend
created.
464
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,644
♪ ♪
465
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,854
look, just go out there
466
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,233
and speak your truth.
467
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,485
Be braver than the rest of us.
468
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,319
♪ ♪
469
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,614
(cell phone buzzes)
470
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,368
another one
of margaret's stalkers
471
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,828
has your mom
totally freaked out.
472
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,037
Did you call the cops?
473
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,664
No, your mom won't let me.
474
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,791
Is everything okay?
475
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,001
-You're next.
-I have to go.
476
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,088
You can't leave.
Hey!
477
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,131
Crap.
478
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,676
Being a mother--
oh, it's hard work.
479
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,929
Some days, you just want
to tear your hair out,
480
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,430
but my next guest...
481
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,182
Norah: Abort. Margaret, abort.
482
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,726
Ginger is awol.
Ginger is awol.
483
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,228
Pivot to the choir.
Pivot to the choir.
484
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,022
Makes me want to tear
my hair out with joy.
485
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,984
Please welcome back
for an encore,
486
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,444
the royal boys choir!
487
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,573
(applause)
488
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,495
♪ it seems our world has gone astray ♪
489
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,999
♪ where peace and love's replaced with hate ♪
490
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:32,170
♪ and everyone can see this is true ♪
491
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,256
♪ ♪
492
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,718
why are you out there?
Our show is live.
493
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,720
One of your creepy fans
is outside the motel,
494
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,889
and my girls are too scared
to go outside.
495
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,640
I got this.
I'll head over now.
496
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,517
Thank you.
497
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,311
Are you happy with yourself?
498
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,646
You've spent your show
whipping them up against me.
499
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,858
Ginger, you can't blame
our audience for being upset
500
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,277
after your wet t-shirt stunt.
501
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,529
I blame you
for riling them up.
502
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:02,074
I blame them for acting on it,
but you for not stopping them.
503
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,120
Boys: ♪ to make things right ♪
504
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,122
♪ if you can guilt me ♪
505
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,792
we'll stop this together.
506
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,878
Now?
Right now?
507
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,630
Rose: Yes, yeah, good.
508
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,716
♪ to end a war ♪
509
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:25,389
♪ if you can use me, then use me ♪
510
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,518
♪ I often wonder how'd it be ♪
511
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:33,105
♪ if every nation lived in peace ♪
512
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:37,610
♪ and everybody just got along ♪
513
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,070
♪ ♪
514
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:42,323
♪ I know this may not be today ♪
515
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,659
before we move on,
516
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,245
I have something to say.
517
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,454
At this very moment,
518
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,249
ginger sweet's mother
is being threatened.
519
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,625
(crowd murmurs)
520
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,169
now, sometimes good people--
they get carried away,
521
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,129
but here at the sunshine network,
522
00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,258
we remain a family.
523
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,885
Violence... That's never the answer.
524
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,845
♪ ♪
525
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,307
when we are disrespected, we turn the other cheek.
526
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,060
I never should have let her
go on tv.
527
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,561
It's not safe.
528
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,730
Now, ginger and I--
we are gonna talk
529
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,775
through our differences,
like mother and daughter.
530
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,737
Ginger,
will you work with me on this?
531
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:26,492
Boys: ♪ so if you can use me, use me ♪
532
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:30,329
♪ to make a change, to make a change ♪
533
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,208
♪ if you can use me, use me, to lead the way ♪
534
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:37,295
-I'd love to. -Boys: ♪ to lead the way ♪
535
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,630
♪ if you can use me, use me ♪
536
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:43,175
-♪ to save the world ♪ -♪ to save the world ♪
537
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,136
♪ if you can use me ♪
538
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,596
boy: ♪ if you can use me ♪
539
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,975
♪ oh, won't you use me? ♪
540
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,602
boy: ♪ if you can use me ♪
541
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:54,895
♪ then use ♪
542
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,359
♪ me ♪
543
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,988
ginger sweet after the break.
You don't want to miss it.
544
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:11,037
(tense music)
545
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,330
you got my letter.
546
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,998
That was reckless.
547
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,292
You used your real name.
548
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,461
Sorry.
I just really like you,
549
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,629
and I can't tell anyone.
550
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,965
Just, I want to be careful.
551
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,425
I already lost my dad.
552
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,137
I don't want to lose you too.
553
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,056
-The man is gone.
-Mm-hmm.
554
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,682
Everybody's okay,
555
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,018
so you focus your energy, okay?
556
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,978
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
557
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,147
Hello, everybody.
558
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:42,151
(cheers and applause)
559
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,611
thank you, darling.
560
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,905
Woman: You're welcome, margaret.
561
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,615
You just be yourself, sweetie.
562
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,033
♪ ♪
563
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,618
eric?
Eric, wait.
564
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,995
My mother is raising money
off buildings
565
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,121
that should be condemned.
566
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,831
We need to take care of this.
567
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,958
No, you need
to take care of this.
568
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,126
You just got this job,
569
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,878
and you're already
running back to mommy?
570
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,338
I'm not running back to--
571
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:05,591
okay, I mean, I was running,
like, physically, but I'm not--
572
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,176
if you need counsel,
573
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,637
go sit with my brother.
574
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,138
Leave your mother out of this.
575
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:16,102
If daddy were here, I would
lean on him for advice, but--
576
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,312
if your daddy were here,
you wouldn't have this job.
577
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,605
Man up.
578
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,191
♪ ♪
579
00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:25,361
and we're back
with ginger sweet.
580
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:26,904
(cheers and applause)
581
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,614
now, ginger,
582
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:31,409
ginger, I know we've had
a lot of salty words
583
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,577
swirling around
for the last few days
584
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,913
since your, uh, baptism.
585
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:39,458
And you and the reverend have
certainly fanned the flames.
586
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,962
I'm not a firefighter.
I'm just a concerned mother,
587
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,338
and I want this to be
588
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,924
a teachable moment
for everyone,
589
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,428
because I believe
that there are very good people
590
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,680
on both sides
of this situation.
591
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:55,474
-(laughs)
-why are you laughing, sweetie?
592
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,894
-By all means, carry on.
-Okay.
593
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,813
Well, I want to start off
by saying
594
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,816
I don't think
you're a bad person.
595
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,985
-Thank you.
-But what you did--
596
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,654
well, that hurt me.
597
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,406
That hurt a lot of people.
598
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,324
You turned
our holiest sacrament
599
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,660
into a wet t-shirt contest,
600
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,495
and I'm just wondering,
601
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:20,291
do you think that the 2.5 billion people
602
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:23,461
who believe in christ are dumb?
603
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,255
-No, I don't.
-Oh.
604
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,591
I believe in christ,
but is there no room
605
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:32,219
in this dialogue for contrary,
provocative thought?
606
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,929
Oh, is that
what you were doing,
607
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,725
provoking an intellectually
stimulating dialogue?
608
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,186
Well, that's why you
invited me here, isn't it?
609
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,687
For a teachable moment.
610
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:45,357
I am just trying to help you
understand your actions--
611
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,193
they have consequences.
612
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,528
Oh.
613
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:52,448
So the stalkers,
the hate mail,
614
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,451
the spitting--I asked for it?
615
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,496
(laughs)
really shoring up
616
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,540
those feminist bona fides
there, margaret.
617
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,126
Is it feminist to sell
your body on the internet?
618
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,630
Yes.
My body belongs to me.
619
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:10,674
I say what happens to it.
I say what I do with it.
620
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:13,677
So every prostitute
is a feminist? Hmm.
621
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,388
I didn't say that,
and please don't infer
622
00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:17,932
that I am a prostitute,
623
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:20,017
not that there is
anything wrong with that.
624
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,852
There have been
sacred prostitutes
625
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:25,689
since the beginning of time;
ishtar, aphrodite.
626
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:29,318
People understood that bodies
were to be celebrated.
627
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,738
Psalm 25:3,
"no one who hopes in you
628
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,408
"will ever be put to shame,
but shame will come on those
629
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,827
who are treacherous
without cause."
630
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:42,623
the "you" in that scripture
is god, not ginger sweet.
631
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,999
Well, what's the difference
632
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,085
if we both bring people
to ecstasy?
633
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:49,380
(audience exclaims)
634
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,924
oh, you're really
playing with fire.
635
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,759
Oh, I haven't even lit
the match.
636
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,719
(disquieting music)
637
00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,639
men come to us desperate
for connection,
638
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:01,767
and we honor their trust.
639
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,812
We provide what they're clearly
not getting at home.
640
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,064
Well, providing for a man--
641
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,525
that's a lot more than just
stripping off your clothes.
642
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,193
Isn't that right, ladies?
643
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,904
(cheers and applause)
644
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,073
well, if you had provided
for eugene,
645
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,783
he wouldn't have had
to step out
646
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,451
with my mother in las vegas.
647
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,953
(dramatic music)
648
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,497
hi, mom, if you're watching.
649
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,292
And don't fool yourself, margaret.
650
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:27,960
It wasn't just sex.
651
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,421
Eugene loved her.
652
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,965
He came to her for salvation,
653
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:36,218
and she gave him
what you couldn't.
654
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:41,724
♪ ♪
655
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:45,811
well, do you have
anything to say?
656
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:48,564
♪ ♪
657
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,485
do I have anything to say?
658
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:57,406
For years, I kept my mouth shut
659
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,325
as eugene cheated on me
660
00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,285
with one woman after another.
661
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:07,958
I knew, and I stayed silent
to protect my family,
662
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:12,796
but how dare you compare
adultery to salvation?
663
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,758
Women like you--you're selfish.
664
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:18,552
You don't give a second thought
to who or what you destroy.
665
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,763
I built a life with eugene,
666
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,307
a business, a family,
667
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:27,561
and then some tawdry showgirl
sees what I've built
668
00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,979
and comes for it?
669
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,523
Hmm, you can call that
providing if you want to,
670
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:35,027
but when that temporary thrill
of new and shiny wears off,
671
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,362
men like eugene--
672
00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,615
they come home with their tail
between their legs,
673
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,492
and do you know why?
674
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,910
Because unlike you,
675
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,580
we protect them
from their worst natures.
676
00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:50,542
We make them feel decent
and good, while you,
677
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,087
you plunge them
into guilt and shame.
678
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,965
After every affair,
eugene came home to me!
679
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,427
And I took him back
680
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,764
because I swore an oath
before god
681
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:06,100
until death do us part.
682
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,895
So if that means
being publicly humiliated
683
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:13,107
and having to give airtime to
some pornographic sass mouth,
684
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,194
well, so be it.
685
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,780
God tests women like me
with women like you,
686
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,199
and even if I want
to rake my nails
687
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:25,327
across that gorgeous
harlot face of yours,
688
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,538
well, I won't,
689
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,500
because eugene--he might have taken everything away from me,
690
00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:34,336
but I still have my dignity,
691
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,755
you cheap, trashy,
692
00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:39,466
sanctimonious little slut!
693
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,719
♪ ♪
694
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,973
well,
695
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,767
do you have anything
to say?
696
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,395
(dramatic music)
697
00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,063
margaret?
698
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,857
♪ ♪
699
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:58,193
well, we'll be right back.
700
00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,695
Don't you go away.
701
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,697
Right here with ginger sweet.
702
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,949
Well done, you.
Well done.
703
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,326
Well done.
Come back.
704
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,166
(indistinct chatter)
705
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,501
have you been down
to the missions?
706
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,920
They are falling apart.
707
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,006
They were eugene's
responsibility.
708
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:21,884
Sunny missions is basically
a slumlord.
709
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,510
That's bad news
ahead of the launch.
710
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,304
That's bad news anytime.
711
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,597
That's not who we are.
712
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:27,973
Of course.
713
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,434
Our friends here,
they're contractors over there.
714
00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,060
We'll catch them up
after the show.
715
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:36,940
Oh, hey,
uncle virgil, townes, don.
716
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,151
Paul told us you were
the right man for the job.
717
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,319
Good work, son.
718
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,863
Don't disappoint us
like your father did.
719
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,364
You're the guy now.
720
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,326
(uneasy country music)
721
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:52,206
♪ ♪
722
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,999
take a walk.
723
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,584
You used my name
to get backstage,
724
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,252
and I didn't say
you could be here.
725
00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:59,046
I figured if ginger was gonna
try and slay the dragon,
726
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,088
some news
was bound to shake loose.
727
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:03,258
You abused our friendship.
728
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,636
Look, here's what I know.
729
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:08,096
Eric is married to the sister
of reverend paul thomas,
730
00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,765
who seems to know a lot more
731
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:11,475
about eugene's
secret love children
732
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,936
than he's ready to say.
733
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,521
Oh, and when you
pulled me away,
734
00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:17,105
eric and your rev
were whispering
735
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:20,442
with some of the most
powerful men in louisiana.
736
00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:22,653
What am I missing?
737
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:28,116
♪ ♪
738
00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:31,787
"where two or three
have gathered in my name,
739
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,248
there am I with them,"
740
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,458
matthew 18:20.
741
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,502
Scripture?
742
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:40,295
I asked you a question.
743
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:43,006
♪ ♪
744
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,260
and I just threw you
the bone I promised.
745
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:50,264
♪ ♪
746
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,348
bye.
747
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:58,313
♪ ♪
748
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:11,159
can I get you anything,
a water?
749
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:12,911
-I'm fine.
-Excuse me.
750
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,913
-Who are you?
-She's your pa.
751
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:17,124
I've never seen her
before in my life.
752
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,292
-I love you, margaret.
-Norah: And we're back
753
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,502
in three, two...
754
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,963
(yells)
755
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,007
rot in hell, you sinner!
756
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,218
(dramatic music)
757
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:35,100
♪ ♪
758
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,229
I'm--I'm so sorry.
759
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,272
Norah?
760
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,441
Can--can we go
to commercial, norah?
761
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:43,942
Ginger: No.
762
00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:46,236
I want everyone
to see this.
763
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:49,197
Oh, no, no, we need to get
you cleaned up, sweetie.
764
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,160
I watched your show
every day growing up!
765
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:57,706
I learned how to cook from you,
how to read scripture!
766
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,918
I dreamed of meeting you
one day,
767
00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,795
of being on this stage!
768
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:05,589
This is not the way
it was supposed to go.
769
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:06,673
You have to believe me.
770
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,426
Oh, I almost believe you,
margaret.
771
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,595
♪ ♪
772
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,932
thanks for the homecoming.
773
00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,350
-Roll the promo now.
-Woman: Roll the promo.
774
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,851
Roll it now.
775
00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:22,314
Margaret: Matthew 26:15 asks,
776
00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,984
"what are you willing to give me if I..."
777
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:28,904
margaret?
Are you okay?
778
00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:30,447
♪ ♪
779
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,157
I've never seen anything
like that before.
780
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,742
I don't even know
what happened.
781
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:40,916
♪ ♪
782
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,960
bring me my stool.
783
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:50,592
She's only brought out
the stool twice before,
784
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,803
once after 9/11,
785
00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,429
and the other
when the supreme court
786
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,139
affirmed gay marriage.
787
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:59,393
What you just witnessed
was disturbing.
788
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,520
(light music)
789
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,189
I feel terrible
for the public humiliation
790
00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,358
that ginger was subjected to.
791
00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:10,612
As a mother, I aspire daily
792
00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:15,492
to guide and protect my family,
793
00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:19,413
and I accomplished neither
of those goals today.
794
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,665
I know that you're angry
about what ginger said
795
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,875
about me and christianity,
796
00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:25,293
and in turn,
797
00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:28,130
I know ginger's angered
by the way
798
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:31,174
she and her mother
have been treated,
799
00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:36,096
and so I ask the lord, where do we go from here?
800
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,724
Do we continue
to threaten one another,
801
00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,726
give up on one another?
802
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,894
No.
803
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:46,398
We christians--
like good carpenters,
804
00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:50,694
we build a bridge
of forgiveness.
805
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:53,613
We don't mock.
We don't tempt.
806
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:56,575
We invest.
807
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,578
Now, here at the sunshine network,
808
00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,455
we invest in ourselves
809
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,833
and in the ginger sweets
of this world,
810
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,253
as others have invested in us,
811
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:12,340
good people
like governor virgil love,
812
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:17,596
don bouchard,
and townes dockerty.
813
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,181
Norah, can we swing a camera
814
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,390
on these fine people in the front row?
815
00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:21,767
Camera five,
swing to the front row.
816
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,060
-Take camera five.
-When eugene--
817
00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:24,061
stop me if you've heard this.
818
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:25,312
When eugene and I,
819
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,563
when we were at
820
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:30,400
a little public access channel
in natchitoches,
821
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,152
those three gentlemen
right there,
822
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,072
they--they saw
something special,
823
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,615
and they gave us our shot.
824
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:40,494
I know the fat one.
He like to wear heels.
825
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:42,621
We've gotta get
the hell out of town.
826
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:46,708
And ginger, we may not have
saved you today,
827
00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:49,836
but we will continue to invest
828
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:53,006
because we believe
in redemption,
829
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,716
and if you want proof,
830
00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:58,470
you gotta look no further
than your brother jason.
831
00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,763
Jason, are you here?
832
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,765
Please stand up, honey.
833
00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,850
Camera two, find jason.
834
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,560
Take camera two.
835
00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:09,606
A few weeks ago,
jason--are you ready for this?
836
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:11,358
He was a drug dealer.
I know.
837
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:14,903
He was living in a trailer in colorado,
838
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,488
and look at him now,
839
00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:20,617
saved and safe
in the bosom of our family
840
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:24,621
because, again, you got it,
we invested.
841
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:25,872
♪ ♪
842
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,124
I see you, jason.
843
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:30,168
The whole world sees you.
844
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,337
Tk: Dude, that's mark.
845
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,798
-Mark?
-Dude, I'm telling you.
846
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:38,927
♪ ♪
847
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,095
dude.
848
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:43,598
Margaret: So invest
in sunnyclub today,
849
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:49,104
and we together, we will win
ginger sweet back to christ.
850
00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:52,107
(applause)
851
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:56,695
♪ ♪
852
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,405
(laughs)
853
00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,657
now, we're gonna
be here tomorrow
854
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,785
and the day after tomorrow
and the day after that
855
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:07,372
and the day after that and the day after that.
856
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:09,958
We will be investing in one another.
857
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:13,044
May we all rise in god's glory.
858
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,421
Juliette: Eugene.
859
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,131
♪ ♪
860
00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:19,259
have mercy on me.
It's--it's charity.
861
00:36:19,303 --> 00:36:23,129
Oh, that's just
old-fashioned thieving, son.
862
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,931
Officer: Let's go.
863
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,099
Margaret: Thank you!
864
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:29,311
Walk, eugene.
Just keep walking.
865
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:32,105
Margaret: You all run along. I'll see you tomorrow!
866
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:37,152
Seeing you do our thing
with her...
867
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:40,697
It really hurt
my heart, you know?
868
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:46,286
He was there, mami.
869
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,330
Don bouchard himself.
870
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:52,167
I had to make an impression.
871
00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:55,295
(speaking spanish)
872
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:01,259
(speaking spanish)
873
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,766
(somber music)
874
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:11,561
ms. Sweet?
875
00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:14,564
I'm sorry
for what happened to you.
876
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:17,776
(car horn honks)
877
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:18,818
(scoffs)
878
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,863
♪ ♪
879
00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,990
there's my ride.
880
00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:28,703
♪ ♪
881
00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:30,580
hot priest.
882
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,782
-He's a reverend.
-There's a difference?
883
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,252
♪ ♪
884
00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:39,381
hey, that guy
from the parking lot...
885
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,590
He left this for you.
886
00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:45,086
♪ ♪
887
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,222
is that your mom?
888
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:54,229
♪ ♪
889
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:56,856
-how is she?
-She's fine,
890
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,566
but get this.
891
00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:01,903
Those guys in margaret's
audience, her friends?
892
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:04,447
The girls knew them.
893
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,157
They're customers.
894
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:09,202
(country rock music)
895
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:10,704
♪ ♪
896
00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:13,873
the next time one of them
signs in, record him.
897
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,083
Record them all.
898
00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,294
♪ ♪
899
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:20,463
but that's not us.
Our clients trust us.
900
00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,299
Who doesn't want
to be on camera?
901
00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:24,592
♪ ♪
902
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,554
it's the one thing
jason asked you not to do,
903
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,264
and you couldn't help yourself.
904
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:30,348
I mean, you promised.
905
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,350
I'm just doing the best I can.
906
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,519
The best for who?
907
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,646
The best for who?
908
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:39,232
What--that crap you pulled
with ginger out there,
909
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,526
it may sell
sunnyclub subscriptions,
910
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,486
but I thought
it was disgusting,
911
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,864
and the whole woman-on-woman
catfight thing,
912
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:49,075
mom, it's--it's just--
it's so tired.
913
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:51,745
Well, I'm tired too, rose.
914
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:54,664
I'm tired of working my ass off
so that my daughters,
915
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,875
now suddenly plural,
have the privilege
916
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,545
of constantly telling me
how much I disappoint them.
917
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,172
Well, at least we can agree
on that.
918
00:39:02,299 --> 00:39:05,175
I am disappointed.
919
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,677
(somber music)
920
00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:11,264
gentlemen,
the houses are collapsing.
921
00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:13,308
Water's undrinkable.
922
00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:17,062
People are in need,
and we'll be there.
923
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:18,730
To charity.
924
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,106
All: To charity.
925
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:23,151
(upbeat music)
926
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:30,158
♪ ♪
927
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,869
I left a message.
928
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,205
Good.
I know you fellas are worried,
929
00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,123
but as long as the ladies
are fighting,
930
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:40,960
the right hand won't know
what the left is doing.
931
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,505
-(laughter)
-cheers.
932
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:44,839
Eric: I started my new job today.
933
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:47,342
Oh.
How did it go?
934
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,302
I'm gonna make a lot of lives better.
935
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,888
How about you start with me?
936
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:53,390
Let me see you.
937
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,726
♪ ♪
938
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:58,269
(sighs)
939
00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:05,485
♪ ♪
940
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,822
it's you.
941
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,156
You're the guy.
942
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:15,036
♪ ♪
943
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:16,287
I'm the guy.
944
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,289
(chuckles)
945
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,292
♪ ♪
946
00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,293
(computer beeps)
947
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:23,378
franklin:
Your boys won't give up
948
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,337
on a piece of sunnyclub,
949
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:26,506
particularly
after today's show.
950
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,591
Subscriptions are selling
through the roof.
951
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:30,844
I'll bring them out
to the camp.
952
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,471
I'll use
a little ponchatoula honey
953
00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:35,557
to gently decline
their investment.
954
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:38,476
Biscuits and honey
might not satisfy them.
955
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,062
I do have other recipes.
956
00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:42,564
(chuckles)
957
00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:45,859
(laid-back country music)
958
00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:52,282
(upbeat music)
959
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:59,497
♪ ♪
960
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,439
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