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? Yeah!
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? Yeah!
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We're Bad
Hair Day!
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Thank you!
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Wow!
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Okay.
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I think we know the winner
of this talent show.
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But we have one
more band. Uh...
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"The Ta-Ta's"?
Give it up.
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Um, hello. Hello?
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? We're the Ta-Ta's
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? And we're gonna rock ya
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? We like to cha-cha
and eat frittatas... ?
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Bring back Bad Hair Day!
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Oh, my face!
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh. Wait.
You want us to do what?!
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No, no, no.
No way.
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Debbie, no! De...
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I said no, Debbie!
Good-bye!
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What is Debbie's problem?!
And who is Debbie?
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She's organizing my 25-year
high school reunion.
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Why does that make you
so angry? Dish, girl.
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Because she wants my high school
band to play there,
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and I don't want to be
humiliated all over again!
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Right. Your reunion.
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So, are we going?
Are we not going?
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I mean, I'll do whatever.
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Eh, I don't think
I want to go now.
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Oh, thank God!
I'm confused.
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Why wouldn't they get
the other band?
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You know, the one that
totally dominated you guys
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at the talent show?
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What were they called?
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Bad Hair Day?
Aah!
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Don't you speak those words
in this house!
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Bad hair day. Doo!
Bad hair day. Gah!
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Bad hair day.
Dat!
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If you must know, Louise,
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we were not
Debbie's first choice
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or second or third.
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I think her exact words were,
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"I am desperate
and out of ideas."
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Eh, I wouldn't read
too much into that.
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Mom, time-out.
This is your big chance.
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Don't hide your Ta-Ta's
under a bush.
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You've got to get the band
back together
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and play at the reunion.
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Tina, shush!
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Sorry, but reunions
are horrible.
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High school is horrible.
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I mean, it'll be fine for you.
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Oh, good.
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Guess Dad doesn't
want to go.
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Look, it was fun when we were
just making up songs
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in Angie Moscatone's garage,
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but then it was horribly
ruined forever.
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Like three out of five
of my sexy parts
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after I had kids.
Destroyed.
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Bad Hair Day.
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Whoa! Go wash the
bathroom floor!
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What? No! I don't...
Go wash it!
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We never wash floors!
You scrub it!
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Play at the
reunion.
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Who wants to be
in a band anyway?
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Like I need to be laughed off
the stage again.
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? No, thank you
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? No, thank you!
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God, I sound good!
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Nobody sounds good
in the shower!
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? I'm a Ta-Ta
and I'm gonna rock ya ?
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? I'm singing from the heart
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? I still got two out of five,
I still got two out of five ?
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? I still got two out
of five sexy parts! Whoo! ?
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Can you believe we laughed
at her at the talent show?
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We must be idiots.
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They were all idiots!
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I'll show 'em!
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Bob, I changed my mind.
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- I want to go to the reunion now.
- Yeah!
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Yeah!
Crap!
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Way to go, Mom!
Celebration flush!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Buckle up, kids. Time to
get the band back together.
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? We got Angie on the drums
? Yeah, yeah, yeah! ?
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? We got Patsy on the bass
? Yeah, yeah, yeah! ?
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? Nancy on guitar
? Yeah, yeah, yeah! ?
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? And the last one
is your Aunt Gayle ?
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? And I know she's
gonna say yes ?
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? 'Cause she always loved this
band, and she's my sister! ?
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No. Oh, come on! Why not?
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Because you never let me sing
any of my songs!
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That's because
your songs were all so, uh...
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Sexual. Pardon?
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And you had a serious
speech impediment.
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I know. I wrote a song
about it called
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"Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge,
Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals."
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Derek Dematopolis
will be there.
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Oh. Derek Dematopolis.
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Oh, oh.
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Who's Derek Dematopolis?
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Gayle had a crush on
him all through high school.
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He was a Greek god.
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At least he wasn't a Roman
god. Those guys are jerks.
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Okay, I'll do it if I get
to sing one of my songs.
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Ooh... ooh... ooh...
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Okay, fine!
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Yay! The Ta-Ta's are back together!
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Wait. Why are you looking
at me like that?
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What's wrong?
Is this a bad idea?
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No. He likes it.
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I... I don't know.
He's smiling.
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- He looks worried.
- He's on board.
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You, look at me now!
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We have come too far
for you to ruin this.
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Oh, no. You know what?
He just has to poop.
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I'll do it.
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Yay, Ta-Ta's! Oh, God. He's going.
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Everybody stay
calm.
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And...
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one, a two, a three, a four.
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? And I just want to know...
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Uh, Linda?
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When are we going
to practice my song?
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Gayle, I'm singing here!
Hello!
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Yeah, okay, well, maybe I'll
sing my song quietly underneath.
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Ugh.
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Wow, a real
band rehearsal.
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You guys,
we can be groupies!
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Gene, who's
your favorite?
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Nancy, 'cause
she brought guacamole.
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Mine is Mom,
and not 'cause I'm biased.
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It's just
I like her energy.
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How about you, Louise?
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Gosh, it's hard to choose.
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They're all so cool.
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Uh, Lin?
What?!
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Sorry, it's just,
people are complaining.
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Too bad!
You know, they want to know
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if you guys can maybe
try tuning up again.
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Or...
No!
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...just play on the beat
and just do it right?
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No!
All right.
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Okay, we're losing
customers.
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Good-bye. And a one, two,
three, four, go!
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Do what?
Let's rock!
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I need my sticks.
Are we starting?
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Uh, Linda? Linda?
What, Gayle?
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When are we doing my song?
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I found my
drum sticks.
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Good. Listen, ladies,
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we got to blow the roof
off of that reunion!
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So let's stop fooling around
and turn this band
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into a lean, mean,
mom-jeans revenge machine!
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Yeah!
Mom jeans!
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Wait. Mom, now your energy
is sounding a little negative.
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Tina, shush!
And a one two, three, four!
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Yeah! That's it! Yeah!
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Oh, boy.
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Bob!
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Come on, we're gonna be
late for sound check!
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Just a minute!
What are you wearing?
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What? It's my
rock-and-roll clothes.
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Are you a rock-and-roll hobo?
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Ugh, I can't believe
we don't get
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to see this freak show
with our own eyes!
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Yeah, sorry.
This is a grown-ups thing.
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It's rated R for "really boozy"
starring me.
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Good one, Mom.
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Hey, I've got something
that'll turn
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those upside-down smiles
back the right way.
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Me as your babysitter. Yay!
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Um... Tina, about that... Yeah?
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Hello.
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Mother, what is
she doing here?
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Uh, Honey, you're
a great babysitter
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for, like, uh,
short bursts.
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You're like a cheetah.
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Okay, a cheetah.
So far, so good.
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But, uh... but we're gonna
be gone a long time tonight,
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so we need a
long-haul sitter.
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The-the boring, old,
long-haul sitter.
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Sorry, Jen.
What?
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Is this 'cause last time
I let Gene eat all
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the Chunky Chocolate Shim Shams
and he threw up in your bed?
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Yes.
And I'd do it again!
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I know!
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What's going on
in there?
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I can't go.
Why?
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I have a problem.
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I told you, wipe front to back!
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No, it's... this.
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Get it out.
Get it out.
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Oh, my God.
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Dad's nose
got a nipple!
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It's a pimple,
and it's hideous.
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Look at it!
It's staring right at me!
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Look, when I walk to the side
of the room, it follows me!
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Are you guys done?
No!
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Okay, you've had your fun,
all of you.
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It's not fun.
It's humiliating.
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I hate high school!
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Were you messing with it? No.
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Maybe a little.
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God, can a pimple
have two heads?
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I can't go. I can't
go outside like this!
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Try putting
masking tape on it.
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Some silly putty.
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I did that.
Quit stealing my thunder, Bobby.
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This night isn't
about your disgusting zit.
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It's about me and my big
comeback and this jacket.
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I just want that thing out
of my house!
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Fine, I'll go,
but we're stopping
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to buy more concealer
on the way.
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You're all out.
I used a lot.
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If they ask, Dad, you're an autumn.
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All right, I'm gonna hit
the head. See you in a bit!
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Linda, you're here.
Hello, Debbie.
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Well, I tried to be a good
organizer, I did, but I-I...
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yeah, I couldn't get
Bad Hair Day.
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Da-da-da. You're not gonna
regret this, Debbie!
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No. I mean, I think
I will, but...
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? 'Cause we're here to rock!
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? I'm gonna be like Carrie
up on the stage! ?
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But hopefully less blood.
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Um, did you say "Carrie"?
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Yep. ? Bye, Debbie.
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? I'll see you
inside! ?
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"Pat lightly
with finger to blend."
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Whoa!
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Hello, handsome.
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I spy
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with my little eye
something brown.
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Is it a babysitter
who stabbed
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a fellow babysitter
in the back?
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Huh? Huh? Is it?
Uh, no.
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It's the couch.
Oh.
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Yeah, that is brown.
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Um, uh, I'm gonna go...
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check the pantry,
not look for Shim Shams. Bye.
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Come on! We should
be at the reunion!
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Watching the train wreck
of all train wrecks!
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Come on, Jen, buddy,
you got a car, right?
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You got a license.
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You like adventure, huh?
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You want to please
us, right, huh?
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What do you say we drop in?
250
00:08:58,951 --> 00:09:00,785
Just one quick drink,
we're out of there.
251
00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:04,028
Oh, Jen, think how many things
you could spy at that reunion.
252
00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:08,042
Green things, purple things,
bright things, dark things!
253
00:09:08,056 --> 00:09:10,924
Come on, Jen!
I spy reunions!
254
00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:13,769
Um, I'm really trying to honor
your mom's instructions.
255
00:09:13,778 --> 00:09:15,879
"I'm really trying to honor
your mom's instructions."
256
00:09:15,887 --> 00:09:17,721
I'm mocking you.
257
00:09:17,728 --> 00:09:19,596
Listen, whatever she's
paying you, I'll double it,
258
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,204
then divide it by ten.
No, no, 20.
259
00:09:22,214 --> 00:09:23,747
No. Where are the Shim Shams, Jen?!
260
00:09:23,752 --> 00:09:25,787
I know you're hiding them!
Tell me!
261
00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:30,510
Whoa.
262
00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:31,814
Sorry, I'm...
263
00:09:31,819 --> 00:09:33,786
extremely ticklish.
I'll say.
264
00:09:33,828 --> 00:09:35,662
Interesting.
265
00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,135
Hi. Derek Dematopolis.
266
00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,776
Oh. Hi. Uh, Bob Belcher,
Linda's husband.
267
00:09:39,785 --> 00:09:42,487
Your, uh, nose is about
to fall into your drink there.
268
00:09:42,497 --> 00:09:43,897
What?
Is that makeup?
269
00:09:43,902 --> 00:09:45,570
No. Uh... yeah,
270
00:09:45,576 --> 00:09:47,210
it is. Thanks.
Sorry about that.
271
00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:48,749
It's, uh, makeup.
272
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,523
Wow, you've got quite
a pimple there.
273
00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:52,030
Yeah, it's pretty bad. Whoa,
whoa, what are you doing?
274
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,669
It's okay.
I'm a dermatologist.
275
00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:55,076
Derek Dematopolis,
the dermatologist?
276
00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:56,549
Yup. Wow.
That is, uh...
277
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,555
What?
That is really...
278
00:09:58,562 --> 00:10:00,229
Well, it's throbbing.
Yeah, it's been really bad for...
279
00:10:00,236 --> 00:10:01,703
Yeah. Does it hurt
when I do this?
280
00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:03,175
Ow! Yeah, it does.
That hurts a lot.
281
00:10:03,215 --> 00:10:04,615
Did it hurt?
Yeah.
282
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,154
You know, Stacy works at a spa.
Hey, Stacy!
283
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,594
Oh, no, no, I don't want
to make a big thing...
284
00:10:07,599 --> 00:10:08,966
Stacy!
Ugh!
285
00:10:08,972 --> 00:10:10,439
Hello. Oh, my God,
look at that. Yeah.
286
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,778
Huh? Yeah.
287
00:10:11,817 --> 00:10:13,518
That's my pimple.
288
00:10:13,524 --> 00:10:15,458
Phew! Bet you'd love to
get a whack at that thing.
289
00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:17,166
Ho, ho! You know who should see
this, though, is Tonya.
290
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,039
No.
She might have some samples.
291
00:10:19,046 --> 00:10:20,480
No, come on.
She's-she's in pharmaceuticals.
292
00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:21,852
Yeah.
She's got the good stuff.
293
00:10:21,858 --> 00:10:23,292
Tonya? Yeah. Oh, my God.
294
00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:25,198
Get over here.
Get a load of this!
295
00:10:25,205 --> 00:10:26,905
Tonya. Tonya! Did-did all of
you get jobs in skin care?!
296
00:10:26,911 --> 00:10:29,046
No, I do hair plugs.
Here's my card. Thank you.
297
00:10:29,054 --> 00:10:31,055
Okay, guys.
298
00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,596
This is how we're gonna
get to the reunion.
299
00:10:32,602 --> 00:10:34,169
I don't know.
She seems really ticklish.
300
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,842
It's weird.
At least she didn't fart.
301
00:10:35,848 --> 00:10:38,750
When I get tickled, I fart,
but that's me.
302
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,028
Tina, the girl
took your job!
303
00:10:41,036 --> 00:10:44,739
Make her armpits regret it
for the rest of their lives!
304
00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:46,653
Hey, Jen. Hi.
305
00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:49,128
Hey, Louise.
Do you want to do something?
306
00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:51,404
I have pencils in my purse.
307
00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:52,847
Oh, wow.
That's fun.
308
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,652
You know, we do want
to do something.
309
00:10:54,659 --> 00:10:57,528
Okay. We want you to drive
us to the reunion, Jen.
310
00:10:57,538 --> 00:11:00,607
And if you don't, you're gonna
get the human feather duster.
311
00:11:00,617 --> 00:11:02,484
That's me.
Uh...
312
00:11:02,491 --> 00:11:03,892
And you're also gonna
313
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,297
tell us where
the cookies are!
314
00:11:05,303 --> 00:11:06,703
And you're gonna
let me eat them all
315
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,142
and throw up
wherever I want! Aah!
316
00:11:08,181 --> 00:11:10,683
You probably
shouldn't tickle me.
317
00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,158
Oh, playing
hardball, huh?
318
00:11:12,164 --> 00:11:14,332
Tina, give her
a little taste.
319
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,339
Oh, really, guys.
320
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,515
Aah! Aah! Aah!
321
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,254
Uh-oh.
322
00:11:19,293 --> 00:11:21,895
Hello, alumni
of Cardinal Gennaro High.
323
00:11:21,904 --> 00:11:23,871
I hope everyone's having
a good time,
324
00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:26,780
and if you're not, I'd like
to see you organize something
325
00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,257
on this budget,
in this time frame.
326
00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:29,897
It's been really hard.
327
00:11:29,903 --> 00:11:32,372
All right, we're about
to go on, so, set list.
328
00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:34,281
We'll start
with "We're the Ta-Ta's"
329
00:11:34,288 --> 00:11:36,857
and then we'll go right into
"You Were All Wrong About Us"
330
00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:39,300
and then
"Oh, Boy, You All Got So Fat."
331
00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:41,176
And then my song?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if we have time.
332
00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:42,450
Everybody ready?
333
00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:43,822
Feel pumped?
Do you feel pumped?
334
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:44,860
I feel bloated.
335
00:11:44,899 --> 00:11:46,466
Good... use it.
336
00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:47,471
So, yeah, divorce is hard.
337
00:11:47,476 --> 00:11:48,843
But you know what?
338
00:11:48,848 --> 00:11:50,882
You get up in the morning
and you... what?
339
00:11:50,889 --> 00:11:52,423
Oh, my goodness.
340
00:11:52,429 --> 00:11:54,363
Recent developments to announce.
341
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:56,739
We thought they couldn't come,
but they're here...
342
00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:59,582
our very own Bad Hair Day!
343
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,059
What?
Gah!
344
00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,665
We're back where we started.
345
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:05,039
It's like the talent show
all over again, huh?
346
00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:06,915
First place...
took home the gold.
347
00:12:06,922 --> 00:12:10,091
And then our next gold
was a gold record!
348
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:19,097
? Have a PhD
in rock and roll... ?
349
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,346
So, they're gonna go on
first 'cause they've got
350
00:12:22,352 --> 00:12:24,453
a packed stadium show
to get to, and then
351
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,894
you can follow them.
That sound good?
352
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,034
First the famous girl band,
then you guys.
353
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:30,309
Great. BHD!
354
00:12:30,318 --> 00:12:31,852
BHD! Linda, come on,
get into it.
355
00:12:31,857 --> 00:12:33,391
BHD, BH...
356
00:12:33,397 --> 00:12:34,664
Ow, ow, ow.
357
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,367
? My family is my guitar...
358
00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:40,241
So, just hold this pad here?
359
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,715
Oh, wait, let me take
a "before" picture.
360
00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:42,787
I want to show someone at work.
361
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:43,858
Oh, no, no, no...
Got it.
362
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,397
Ah, okay. Oh, my
God, what's that?
363
00:12:45,402 --> 00:12:47,436
I should go check on
that thing I just saw.
364
00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:49,112
Hey, hey, where you going, where
you going, where you going?
365
00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:50,618
Hey, hey, to Bob's pimple.
366
00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:52,258
To Bob's pimple!
367
00:12:52,264 --> 00:12:53,698
Hey, what are we
toasting over here?
368
00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:55,170
Oh, my God.
369
00:12:55,176 --> 00:12:57,244
? 'Cause we won
the talent show... ?
370
00:12:58,288 --> 00:12:59,889
Hey, Linda,
about my song...
371
00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:01,796
Not now, Gayle.
372
00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:03,470
Do you know how
to juggle fire?
373
00:13:03,476 --> 00:13:05,977
What if, while I'm singing,
I throw you a torch?
374
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,706
Oh, will you shut up
about your stupid song?
375
00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:08,861
Your song's out.
376
00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:10,032
We're not doing it.
What?
377
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:11,337
You said I could sing it.
378
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,776
Yeah, well, that was before
379
00:13:12,781 --> 00:13:14,682
B-Bad Hair Day showed up.
380
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,192
Your song would
just make it worse.
381
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,864
My cat was right about you.
382
00:13:18,873 --> 00:13:21,174
This reunion's made you nuts.
383
00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:22,750
I quit.
Oh, fine, quit.
384
00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:24,456
I'm gonna go fill
my purse with food
385
00:13:24,463 --> 00:13:26,731
and then write some graffiti
about you in the bathroom
386
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,240
and then wait in the car
for you to give me a ride home.
387
00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:30,917
This is bad.
388
00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:32,323
Babysitters aren't supposed
389
00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,596
to give kids black eyes
unless...
390
00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:36,438
Yeah, no, they're...
No, no, no, they're not.
391
00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:38,313
I'm going to get fired.
What'll I do?
392
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,553
You'll probably have
to leave town,
393
00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:41,359
work on a shrimp boat,
call yourself JJ.
394
00:13:41,365 --> 00:13:42,632
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
395
00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:45,238
No one has to know
about this
396
00:13:45,247 --> 00:13:47,983
if you take us
to the reunion.
397
00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:50,160
But won't your parents
see the black eye?
398
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,168
Hmm, all right,
there's only one solution.
399
00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:54,745
We all have to have black eyes.
400
00:13:54,787 --> 00:13:56,021
Jen has a black eye.
401
00:13:56,026 --> 00:13:57,259
Tina has a black eye.
402
00:13:57,297 --> 00:13:58,431
Gene has a black eye.
403
00:13:58,468 --> 00:13:59,602
I have a black eye.
404
00:13:59,607 --> 00:14:01,207
Who did it?
Nobody knows.
405
00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:02,747
"How'd you get your black eye?"
"I don't know."
406
00:14:02,753 --> 00:14:03,953
"How-How'd you get
your black eye?"
407
00:14:03,957 --> 00:14:05,158
"What, do I have one?"
"Yeah."
408
00:14:05,163 --> 00:14:07,164
Oh, my God, what happened?
409
00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:09,939
I guess a black eye fairy came
and kissed us all on the eye.
410
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:10,981
Wait, what?
411
00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:12,187
But if Jen gets in trouble,
412
00:14:12,192 --> 00:14:13,425
I get to be babysitter again.
413
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,764
I'm back, baby.
414
00:14:14,802 --> 00:14:17,437
No, no, no, Tina, Tina,
we need leverage here.
415
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:20,686
Damn this big heart of mine.
416
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,327
I guess Jen shouldn't get fired.
417
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:25,401
Well, then it's time
for some punch!
418
00:14:31,336 --> 00:14:33,171
Thank you, little people!
419
00:14:33,178 --> 00:14:34,511
We're not gonna stay and mingle!
420
00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:35,519
Good night!
421
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:39,028
Whoo!
Good luck, Tay-tas.
422
00:14:39,035 --> 00:14:40,035
Ta-Ta's!
423
00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:41,375
Right, right, right.
424
00:14:41,412 --> 00:14:43,446
Give it up for Bad Hair Day.
425
00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:44,753
How can you top that?
426
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,792
You can't.
427
00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:48,064
And next up, the Ta-Ta's.
428
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,777
Linda, come on.
429
00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:52,551
Gah, dah, gah.
430
00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:55,192
Yeah, Ta-Ta's, whoo!
431
00:14:55,201 --> 00:14:57,021
Oh... drunk.
432
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,109
Linda.
433
00:14:58,113 --> 00:14:59,413
You should go out there.
434
00:14:59,452 --> 00:15:00,452
Linda.
Get out there.
435
00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:04,832
Come on, Lin,
rock and roll!
436
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:06,508
Uh...
437
00:15:15,384 --> 00:15:17,185
Uh, be right back.
438
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,368
Linda,
are you okay?
439
00:15:21,409 --> 00:15:23,043
I'm fine, I'm fine.
440
00:15:23,082 --> 00:15:25,250
All right, uh, DJ?
441
00:15:26,462 --> 00:15:27,763
Get out here,
pizza face.
442
00:15:27,768 --> 00:15:29,301
Uh, no, thanks.
Ah, get out here.
443
00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,509
No, I can't,
I-I should check on my wife.
444
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:32,917
Come on, it's
your night.
445
00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:34,189
Ha-ha,
it's not really.
446
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,428
Ha, nah, I'm not
talking to you.
447
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,433
I'm talking
to the pimple.
448
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:37,770
Okay.
449
00:15:37,776 --> 00:15:38,776
"Okay, I'm coming."
450
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,082
Go, pimple, go,
pimple, go, pimple.
451
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,801
That stupid... nothing...
452
00:15:51,808 --> 00:15:55,077
Uh, Jen, we're gonna need
to hang a little U-ey.
453
00:15:57,632 --> 00:16:02,603
Hello, Mother, we'd like to give
you a ride, but you look crazy.
454
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,020
What? Where
are you going
455
00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:05,459
and, and what happened
to you?
456
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,166
We all got punched,
no one knows how,
457
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,405
life's funny that
way. The end.
458
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,677
I still don't
get our plan.
459
00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:11,483
Shush, Tina.
Gah!
460
00:16:11,489 --> 00:16:14,224
Anyway, Mom,
where are you going?
461
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,701
Yeah, what happened
with the band?
462
00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:17,507
Oh, it was a disaster.
463
00:16:17,514 --> 00:16:20,049
Bad Dah Dah came and played
and blew everyone away.
464
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,499
We would have been laughed off
the stage just like back then.
465
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:25,643
So you left?
466
00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:27,481
Yeah.
You're a runaway Ta-Ta?
467
00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:30,090
Yeah...
468
00:16:30,099 --> 00:16:32,467
You look like you could use
some Shim Sham crumbs.
469
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,975
Here you go.
470
00:16:33,981 --> 00:16:35,448
Oh, oh, that's good,
it makes... it's good.
471
00:16:35,488 --> 00:16:37,255
Linda. Linda, listen.
Huh?
472
00:16:37,261 --> 00:16:38,261
Linda, listen.
Wha...?
473
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,265
Huh, what?
474
00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:40,469
Linda.
What, Jen?
475
00:16:40,508 --> 00:16:43,043
Your band is probably bad,
476
00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:46,721
but I don't let it bother me
that I'm not a good babysitter.
477
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:49,035
I have no chemistry
with children,
478
00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:50,811
I don't know
how to use a "mick-rowave,"
479
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:53,251
I don't know
what "bath time" means,
480
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,061
but I do it 'cause I love it.
481
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:59,237
Maybe you should think
about that.
482
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:02,220
Ah...
483
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,631
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
484
00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:05,537
Derek, I'm reeling you in,
buddy!
485
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:07,916
It's a fish!
486
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,087
Linda!
487
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:10,259
What?
Why are the kids here?
488
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,697
Do they all have black eyes?
489
00:17:11,736 --> 00:17:13,403
It's babysitter stuff,
Dad, get over it.
490
00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,310
Yeah, it's above your pay grade.
491
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,752
Uh, okay, I want
to come back to that
492
00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,962
'cause none of what
you just said makes sense,
493
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,338
but first I want
to talk to your mother.
494
00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:25,181
Lin, I know you're nervous
about going up there.
495
00:17:25,191 --> 00:17:27,025
I-I was nervous
about my pimple,
496
00:17:27,032 --> 00:17:29,000
but I was brave and
I came here anyway,
497
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,841
and I'm having the
time of my life, so...
498
00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:32,315
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
499
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,654
I already got the
inspirational speech from Jen.
500
00:17:33,659 --> 00:17:35,593
Okay? That's all
right, I'm fine.
501
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,068
Oh, all right, well, I'm gonna
go back with my friends, then.
502
00:17:38,077 --> 00:17:42,214
Hello, hey, everybody,
uh, sorry for the delay.
503
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,528
So we're gonna play for you,
504
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,968
and, uh, not all
those songs I wrote
505
00:17:45,976 --> 00:17:47,643
about how fat your butts got
506
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,084
because this shouldn't be
about revenge.
507
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:50,389
It should be about having fun.
508
00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:51,795
Sure, we might suck.
509
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:53,335
We might be total crap,
right, girls?
510
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,406
Uh...
511
00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:56,079
But that's okay.
512
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,620
We're doing it 'cause
we love it. Whoo.
513
00:17:58,629 --> 00:17:59,962
And, uh, hey, uh...
shush, shush...
514
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,668
listen, I got
something else to say.
515
00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:04,943
Back when this was just for fun,
when it was just us girls,
516
00:18:04,954 --> 00:18:08,023
there was someone who I loved to
sing with more than anyone else,
517
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,135
and that's my sister Gayle.
518
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,677
Hmm?
I'm sorry.
519
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,149
I'm sorry to all you guys.
520
00:18:13,155 --> 00:18:15,056
This Ta-Ta has been a real boob.
521
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:17,364
So, uh, our first song
is by Gayle.
522
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:18,906
Let's hear it for her... Gayle!
523
00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:20,679
Really?
Yes.
524
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:21,852
Oh, God, Linda,
thank you so mu...
525
00:18:21,857 --> 00:18:23,491
My song, I get to do my s...
526
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:25,264
Gayle, get up here quick
while I got 'em warmed up.
527
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,604
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Okay, okay, okay.
528
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:28,244
Here I come, aah.
Let's go.
529
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:33,221
? Derek Dematopolis
530
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:37,640
? Your neck hair makes me weak
531
00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:38,655
Hey, that's you.
532
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,326
Yeah.
533
00:18:40,332 --> 00:18:44,369
? Won't you enter my Acropolis
534
00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:49,320
? And make my yogurt Greek?
535
00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:51,003
Ooh, that's...
Hmm.
536
00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:52,443
? Derek
537
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:55,151
? Derek
538
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,763
? Let's you and me make
a we-union ?
539
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:04,416
? Derek, Derek
540
00:19:04,431 --> 00:19:08,234
? Let's you and me make
a we-union ?
541
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:12,817
? Tonight...
542
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,248
? I-I
543
00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:19,622
? Tonigh...
544
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:21,461
? I...
545
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:25,271
? I...
? ...ight...
546
00:19:25,284 --> 00:19:27,285
? ...ight
547
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,326
? Tonight...
? Night...
548
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:32,869
? I-I...
549
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,316
? Ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah ?
550
00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:38,027
? Tonigh...
551
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:42,906
? I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
552
00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:46,359
? Night
553
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:48,538
? Tonight.
554
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,257
Yes!
555
00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:56,234
Yes...!
556
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:57,277
Wow.
557
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,815
Oh, thank you.
558
00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:00,489
Angie, hit it.
559
00:20:02,336 --> 00:20:04,937
? I still got my sexy parts
560
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,781
? Well, I got two out of five
561
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:09,008
? I still got
two out of five... ?
562
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:11,331
Bye, Jen. Bye, girls.
563
00:20:11,373 --> 00:20:12,807
Oh, that was fun.
564
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:15,318
Oh, Bob, your zit.
565
00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:17,156
I know,
best pimple ever.
566
00:20:17,163 --> 00:20:19,198
Okay, if you think that thing
is coming home with us,
567
00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:20,205
you're crazy.
568
00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:21,876
I hope it never leaves!
569
00:20:21,882 --> 00:20:23,716
No, I have to pop it for my sanity.
Sit back down.
570
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,457
Don't... get off me.
571
00:20:25,464 --> 00:20:27,198
Hold his face.
I'm gonna give it a black eye!
572
00:20:27,204 --> 00:20:28,504
Gene, get your hands off me.
I'm gonna go left
573
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,077
and put pressure
on the left side!
574
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,950
Don't touch it!
Tina, pressure on the right side.
575
00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:33,591
Get your hands off me!
Hold his face,
576
00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:34,931
hold it tight!
Ooh, it's so weird!
577
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:36,470
One, two, three!
578
00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:38,143
Why am I all wet?
579
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,183
- Oh, my God.- Why am I all wet?
580
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,491
I'm sorry, Dad.
581
00:20:41,496 --> 00:20:43,030
Lin, pull over, pull over.
582
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:44,703
Ah, quit being
such a baby, Bob,
583
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:45,976
and wipe the windshield...
it's gross.
584
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,553
I wonder what happened
to Gayle.
585
00:20:48,558 --> 00:20:49,825
I guess she got a ride.
586
00:20:51,538 --> 00:20:54,006
Ow, ow, ow, you're
pulling on my neck hair.
587
00:20:54,014 --> 00:20:56,048
It's mine now.
588
00:20:59,336 --> 00:21:02,772
? This is down here
but it should be up there ?
589
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:06,219
? This is kinda loose
and I think it might tear ?
590
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,065
? This is lumpy
? And it's dumpy ?
591
00:21:08,072 --> 00:21:09,806
? This is saggy
? And it's flabby ?
592
00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:12,814
? When I bend down,
I pee a little bit ?
593
00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:14,926
? But it's not bad
594
00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:18,002
? Not bad for havin'
three kids ?
595
00:21:18,013 --> 00:21:19,280
Or three cats.
596
00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,752
These are the ones
from the song.
597
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,424
The song's about them...
my kids.
598
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:26,100
? Not bad for havin'
three kids ?
599
00:21:26,113 --> 00:21:28,714
? Drum, pop, drum, pop
600
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:30,924
? Not bad for havin'
three kids. ?
601
00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:35,524
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