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What's the difference
between a sea lion and a seal?

What's that, baby?

What's the difference
between a sea lion and a seal?

Seals tell the truth,
but a sea lion
is always lying?

A sea lion has ears.

Yeah, that's right.
I forgot.

I'll show you when
we get to the zoo.

Can we have
pizza tonight?

I'm not gonna
be here, Daisy.

I'm going back on
the road, remember?

You've only been
here for two days.

I'll be back in
three weeks this time.

Somebody help her!

She's having a seizure!

There's
a lady down there.

Daddy, come back! Daddy!

Hey, lady.
Hey, lady, are you okay?
Come on. Come on.

Hey, wake up!
Come on, get up! Hey...

Come on.

Help me!

Somebody help me!
Come on!

Hurry! Hurry up!

Daddy!

Move the train!
Move the train!

Hey, man,
are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

She's epileptic.

Come on,
let's get you up.

You all right?
Here we go.

Hey, sweetie, I'm okay.

Daddy?

I found this
case in the ER.

White male, mid-30s,
loss of consciousness,
abnormal EKG,

and he's the subway hero.

Your enthusiasm
is impressive.

Wish I could say
the same about
your presentation.

Everybody knows you
lead with your most
interesting symptom.

You're right,
EKG is more interesting
than loss of consciousness.

So I think
we should do...

God! She's still talking,
make it stop.

House's world view
doesn't include random
acts of self-sacrifice.

He's gonna count
heroism as a symptom
until proven otherwise.

The guy did
a wonderful thing.

Can't we just take
that at face value?

You are adorable.

Heroism does exist.

What about the guy
who landed the plane
in the Hudson?

News flash, that guy
was already on the plane.

For all we know
he would have killed
everyone else on board

if it increased
his chances.

Faced with almost
certain death,

a normal person
rides the pine.

What about firefighters?

The guys who undergo
months of training

to deny their own instincts
for self-preservation?

And the patient
isn't a firefighter.

He plays a bass
in a band.

So humanity
is apathetic
and self-serving?

Yeah.

I was mugged once.
When I saw the gun,
my legs went out.

I always
thought it was
"fight or flight,"

didn't know it was
"fight or flight
or faint."

Laugh all you want,
the other 100 people
stayed on that platform.

That's a normal
response to danger.

The coward has spoken.
Our patient's problem
is neurological.

Sympathetic stimulation.

Stress to the brain
triggers a response
in the heart.

Go forth and
look for masses

in Clark Kent's
limbic system.

Seems like
you're getting
a bit of attention.

Everyone keeps
going out of their way,
asking me if I need anything.

It's kind of nice.

So what happened
out there?

I don't really remember.

It's just images,
like flashes. I kind
of went on autopilot.

My memory doesn't go
back into real time until
I was in the ambulance.

I read that's
pretty common for people
in life-or-death situations.

- Jack.
- Honey.

This is my wife Eva.

Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.

They're just
doing some tests.

How's Daisy?

She's not so good,
actually.

She watched her father
jump in front of a train.

She's still shaking,
she can't stop crying.

Why would you
do that to her?

He saved a woman's life.

He could have died.

Did you even think
about your family?

I need your advice.

Dinner with your
mom on Thursday...

It's my birthday.

I know.
I'm definitely coming.

Wilson's got tickets
to the Hong Kong
Film Festival.

Ever since his break-up
he's been a mess.

I haven't been
able to tell him
that I'm not going.

So maybe if you
happen to see him,

you can mention how
important this is.

You should go.

What? I can't.
It's your birthday.

It's fine. It's sweet
that you care about
your friend.

And frankly,
as you will find
out sooner or later,

my mother
is a handful.

Go.

I need your advice.
This film festival...

I have had these
tickets for two months.

Yeah, I know.
I'm definitely coming.

Okay.

But Thursday is
Cuddy's birthday
and her mom's coming down.

It's a whole
dinner thing.

And I thought,
maybe if you see her,

you could mention how
upset you've been...

You have to go.

Your girlfriend's birthday?
It's not even a question.

She has one every year.

How often do you
break up with the
love of your life?

Okay, for you,
it's more often
than most, but still...

I'm a big boy,
I think I'll survive.

I will definitely
make this up to you.

Hey.

Am I imagining things,

or did I see a billboard
with your face on it
on my way home tonight?

Was my whole face there?
'Cause I just saw the nose.

I thought
you said they were
taking a picture

of a bunch of
doctors together.

They did. I have
no idea how it
ended up just me.

Well, you are
pretty cute.

You're flirting
with me?

Don't see anyone
else in the room.

What?

I don't know.

Things have been
a little tense
around here

since that whole
online-boyfriend thing.

Phil's not my boyfriend.
I'm not the one
with the problem.

No, you're the one
with feelings
for someone else.

You're still my husband,

I still love you,

and I want things
to be okay between us.

Also, you're a
famous model now.
That's pretty cool.

Sexy, even.

So I advance through
the carotid bifurcation?

Are you asking?

Yes, I'm asking.

I've only read how to
do it, but practice is
different than theory.

Just tell me
how to do it.

You're gonna inject dye
just past the takeoff
of the optic artery.

Now?

His BP's going up,
the procedure's
stressing his body.

What do I do?

Hold on a minute.

Just give him a chance
to regain equilibrium.

BP's up,
heart rate's 180.

What should I do?

Give me the catheter,
get the crash cart.

He's in cardiac arrest.

Maybe your second
time will go better.

So we finally know
what Taub would look
like if he were life-size.

Can we go back
to the office now?

You kidding?

We got
a differential to run.
Cardiac arrhythmia...

That poster got me laid
when I got home last night,
so do your worst.

Arrhythmia
proves I was right.

Jack's problem
is his heart,
not his brain.

So when you're
not on a billboard
you sleep with nurses,

but when you are you
sleep with your wife.

I think you got
that backwards.

That's my elbow
in the corner.

What's your wife
doing later?

Huh. They chose you
and cut out Chase?

Apparently, Marketing
thinks my face is
the most trustworthy.

For real?

Both of our patient's
cardiac incidents

happened after
physical stress.

I'm guessing
vasovagal syncope.

Buzzkill.

Vasovagal syncope
would manifest at
a much younger age.

Could be drugs.

Tox screen was clean.

What about
autonomic nervous
system dysfunction?

Could cause arrhythmia
and fainting.

Inappropriate?
I mean because
of the Jew thing?

Autonomic nervous
system dysfunction.
I like it.

Let's biopsy his
pituitary gland.

Adrenal venous
sampling makes
more sense,

and it is a less
invasive procedure.

Which you don't care about
because you just want
to check the pituitary

because you still think
there's something wrong
with the guy's brain?

Can't fool you.

He has no other symptoms
for pituitary disease.

We can't stick
a needle in his brain

because you don't
believe in heroism.

Fine,
do it your way.

You'll waste half a day,
but I'm sure he's in
no hurry to get better.

The autonomic nervous system
controls involuntary actions,

like your heartbeat.

If we're right,
it's manageable,
but will progress.

Do you think we could
consult with him?

I didn't know
you knew Dr. Taub.

I don't.

You saw the ads.

Look, no offense,
but you were wrong
yesterday.

And they wouldn't
have made him the
face of the hospital

if he weren't
really good, right?

Dr. Taub.

The patient would
like to see you.

How can I help?

I forgot,
you guys talk.

Look, no offense
to either of you,

but dinner with
your mom? Come on.

I'd have to act like
a decent human being.

You know what a strain
that puts on me.

And, you,

ever since you
broke up with Sam,

you've done nothing
but mope and whine.

It's an unbelievable bummer.

And just what
is so exciting

you have to blow off
both of us to do it?

I just want to sit on
my couch in my underwear,
drink scotch,

and watch
The Real Housewives
of New Jersey.

By myself. I just
want one night off.

Is that so much to ask?

Yes.
Yes.

You have to choose
one of us.

I choose Wilson.

Good, because he's coming
to my birthday dinner.

I do not whine.

Jack's not exactly
the hero-type.

He started this
band in college.

They gig around the country,
looking for their big break.

It's been 16 years.

That must be hard
on you and Daisy.

It's like I'm
a single parent.

I love him so much,

but I'm at the
end of my rope.

What Jack did yesterday
was so incredible,

our boss assumed
his illness had something
to do with his behavior.

But if that's
not the case,

there's more to
him than you think.

You think Taub
really comes across

as the most
trustworthy doctor here?

I knew it was
bugging you.

They cut me out.

You're a pretty boy.

Works well
with the ladies,

not so much
with the patients.

No one wants an underwear
model performing
their splenectomy.

I notice they weren't
exactly knocking
down your door

looking for
Dr. Trustworthy.

That's 'cause I'm black.

Cortisol levels
look normal.
We were wrong.

Which House
will interpret
as him being right.

He's gonna make us biopsy
the pituitary gland.

You seem pretty calm
for a guy who's
surrounded by racists.

80% of the Princeton
population is white.

Some are racist,
some aren't.

White works with
both demographics.

So race
is your excuse,

not the fact that
you usually look like

you're about to punch
someone in the face?

We're good.

O2 sats are dropping.

He's not breathing. Suction.

Sats are coming back.

Mucus plug. That's weird.

Fluid in the lungs.

Pneumonitis?

That doesn't fit
with anyone's theory.

Our tests finally
rule out the brain.

That leaves
the heart and the lungs.

Pneumonitis can be
caused by bacteria,

parasite, some kind
of obstruction...

Who was the girl
on the tracks?

News story said her
name's Chloe Jefferies.
Why does that matter?

'Cause there's
another reason
besides being sick

that he'd risk his
life for a stranger.

She's not a stranger.

The damsel in distress
is an epileptic,

so we assumed
she was having
an epileptic seizure.

But what if she wasn't.
What if she's sick, too?

Jack is away
a lot, on tour.

What happens on the road
stays on the road.

The most likely
cause of pneumonitis
is infection.

Shouldn't we be getting
a sputum culture?

There's no significant
elevation in white
blood cell count.

This is more like
toxic exposure.

He's got a point.

Why is your assumption
of his guilt

more valid than
my assumption of
his selflessness?

Because my assumption
is backed up by millions
of men, and Taub,

who've cheated
on their wives.

Find the girl
and the love nest.

Every hero has
his Kryptonite.

Hello?

So we're breaking into
this girl's apartment

because House thinks
that two people

standing 30 feet apart
on a subway platform
have to be lovers.

God,
you're a drag today.

Let me guess.
You're back to
fighting with the wife?

No.

We had sex again
last night, twice.
And again this morning.

Oh.

Rachel hasn't wanted
this much intimacy
in a long time.

I don't think it's
me she's hot for,
it's this Internet guy.

She's just happy and
that's turning her on.

So she's not
cheating on you

and you're getting
all the action
you can handle.

I don't see
the downside.

What was Jack's
band called?

Suicide something.

Suicide Season.
She does know him.

Question is,
how'd they get sick?

Kryptonite.

EKG's unremarkable.
Thyroid, liver and kidney
function seems fine.

You're perfectly healthy.

I wish that you would
take a second look.

I'm tired all the time
and when it's cold,

I get this weird
pain in my shoulder.

I have a pain
in my leg,

you don't hear
me complaining.

Except for just now.

How do doctors get
this idea you're better
than everyone else?

Probably all that pulling
people back from
the brink of death.

It's just a guess.

My own daughter's
a doctor.

She makes a hobby
of dismissing
my concerns.

She sounds smart.

Did she tell you
to say that?

I've never met
your daughter.

That's hard to believe,
since you're currently
shtupping her.

We have a situation.

Roach bombs, where?

In Chloe's apartment.

Who's Chloe?

Look, we don't care
about your personal life,

we're not gonna
tell your wife...

I honestly have no idea
what you're talking about.

Guess who showed up
looking for Jack.

Hey.

- Hi.
- Are you okay?

The EMT said you'd gone
to another hospital.

They held me overnight
for observation,

I'm fine.
I had to
come here to...

I don't know why you
did it, but thank you.

You're welcome.

I should have
brought flowers,
or something.

You're like my
guardian angel.

No, I'm just
a guy in a band.

Maybe you've
heard of them?
Suicide Season.

One of my nurses
gave me the CD.

I haven't had a chance
to listen to it yet,

but I have a feeling
I'm going to be
your biggest fan.

I'm gonna
need you to cough.

What are you doing?

Getting a sputum culture.

They obviously
don't know each other,
so it's not toxic exposure.

Just leaves my theory,
infection.

If you could just
cough up a sample,
we can test for pathogens.

Sorry. Sorry.
There's nothing...
There's nothing coming up.

Well, maybe
I can help you.

- It hurts!
- What's the matter?

Round, equal,
reactive to light,
it's not a stroke.

No, it's not my head,
it's my ears.

"When I saw her
lying there I thought,

"'I can't just stand
here and let her die.

"'She has her
whole life to live."'

He didn't jump because
he was sick or because
he knew that girl.

Even you have to
admit that now.

Yes, but that
doesn't make him a hero,
it just makes him an idiot.

The only reason that
headline doesn't say

"Moron crushed
by train" is luck.

Next headline is gonna be
"Moron goes undiagnosed

"because doctors
won't talk about
his ear pain."

Ear pain
fits with my theory.

Jack has an infection
that spread to his mastoid.

Great,
we'll confirm
that in a week

when your secret
cultures have sprouted.

Am I in trouble?

I only get mad
when you waste my time,

I couldn't care
less about yours.

But let me know when
they come back negative
and I'll mock you.

- You have a better idea?
- No.

So I'm gonna
pick one at random.
Acoustic neuroma?

- A tumor in the ear.
- Makes sense.

And if it's putting
pressure on the breathing
centers in his brain,

it explains the lungs.

The lungs
explain the heart.

Evoked auditory
potential test.

This counts as my time.

You guys got this?

I have been
going out of my way

to be nice to
old Jewish ladies
for months now,

on the off chance
one of them could
be your mom.

You couldn't
have mentioned
she's a shiksa?

She converted when
she married my dad.

You see,
now is too late.

I'm not blaming
you for this.

She's the one who
ambushed you to find
out what you were like

because "I never
tell her anything."

I'd have to agree
with her on that one.

Anyway, I obviously
can't come to dinner now.

Obviously?

She's crazy
and she hates me.

House,

I need you to
come to that dinner
for two hours,

keep your mouth shut
and behave like an adult.

Yes, you will be in hell,

but I will feel better
having you there.

That is what
a relationship is.

We average our misery.

That was

unexpected.

I'm having a good day.

I finally resolved
that thing with my sister.

What thing?

We had the worst fight
over whether it's time
to put Dad in that facility.

I've been sick
over it for weeks.

You never
mentioned anything
about your sister.

I actually talked
a lot about it with Phil.

I should be getting back.

It's fine now.
It's no big deal.

Are you in
love with him?

I've never met him.

Waves one and three
normal at 70 decibels.

It's been 37 minutes
and everything is normal.

House was wrong again,
he doesn't have a tumor.

House doesn't usually
accept "we gave up
halfway" as an answer.

If I could get fluid closer
to the sources of infection,

I could get
better cultures,
prove my theory.

I'm gonna set up
for an ear drainage
and a thoracentesis.

I'll only be
wasting my time.

She's a student.
Somebody's got
to go with her.

I saved that girl.
I did that.

I'm really proud of you.

This whole thing
has made me wonder

if things could
be different.

I have spent so much
time away from you.

Yeah, well.
You love your music.

But it's not just that.

I think that
I have been

afraid.

That I would
screw things up,

that I couldn't be
the man you and Daisy
needed me to be.

But maybe I'm
better than that.

Hmm?

I am going to
quit the band.

I think we'd like that.

Uh-oh.

Hey, how's the ear pain?
It's better
with the drugs,

but it still really hurts.

We are going to
take some fluid samples
from your ear and your lung.

Can you get up?
Lean forward.
Lean on this.

Okay, this is Lidocaine.
It'll numb you up.

Okay.

This is weird.

What's the matter?

The pain in
my ear is gone.

Gone? Completely?

Yeah. When you
stuck me in the back.

What does that mean?

Okay. I'm just
cutting that for you.

Is she going to
eat anything else,

or just the cheese
and crackers?

She's going
through a picky phase,
it won't kill her.

You're her mother.

All I know is,
when you and your
sister were growing up

you ate what we ate,
no excuses.

Would you pass the salt?

She had
eggs this morning
and lots of fruit.

Ah! That explains it.

Explains what?

She was a little vilder chaiah
at the park this afternoon.

She wouldn't listen
to anything I said.

Must have been
all the sugar.

Actually, the whole
sugar-makes-kids-hyperactive
thing is a myth.

It's a study.

I'm sure it's
very interesting.

I didn't read any studies,
I just raised children.

It's not your fault.

How are you supposed
to keep up with what
she eats all day?

You're never home.

I'm sorry,
I have to get this.

Tell me you need me.

Jack doesn't
have cancer.

God, that's awful.
I'll be right in.

Masters stuck him
in the back with Lidocaine
and his ear pain went away.

We don't
need you here,

we just need to figure out
why this guy's body thinks
his ear is on his back.

'Cause his ear used
to be something else.

When you're a fetus,
your cells are
close together,

when you grow,
they spread out
and specialize.

Sometimes the body
screws up and they keep
the old area codes,

still report to
the same pain centers.

Referred pain.

Looks and brains.

When you stuck
him in the back,

you cut off communication
with the pain centers
in his spinal cord.

So we just need to figure
out where the message
is actually coming from.

What about his thyroid?

Hyperthyroidism
would explain
all his symptoms.

Or it could be his liver.

- Good.
- We'll take a look at both.

For the record,
referred pain does not

rule out infection.
If it's spreading...

Were you like this
when you were working
for your math degree?

If Euclid had been
a guest lecturer,

would you have been
the kid sitting in
the front row going,

"Actually, you haven't proven
the Pythagorean theorem."

Hello?

All right.

Mom?

Thank you, sweetie.

So say you two got married,
would you convert to Judaism?

We haven't gotten
that far, Mom.

That's actually a really
interesting question.

I'm an atheist.

Honey, half the Jews
I know are atheists.

It's about community.

House isn't that
big on community.

And why do you
call him House?

The man's name is Greg.
It makes it seem like
you're not serious.

I'm just trying
to help you think
about the future.

You're a certain age now.

The parade
of boyfriends can't be
as amusing as it was.

You need to settle down,
like your sister.

Settling down isn't all
it's cracked up to be.

Next week is Sam's birthday
and I was gonna take
her to the Poconos.

That's very sad.

Perhaps not
the best choice of topic
for a festive occasion.

I just don't want
Rachel growing up
thinking you're a slut.

Okay. I got this.
First of all, Mom...

Oh, my God.

Did you sedate my mother?

It kicked in just in time.

She'll wake up in
a couple of hours,
be good as new.

Think of it as my
birthday gift to you.

You told me to
keep my mouth shut.

This was the only
way I had a chance.

Leaving aside
the fact that House
is a sociopath,

I have to admit that
I'm honestly relieved.

Your mom is
quite a handful.

What? I feel...

You've got to
be kidding me.
You drug...

Sorry. I honestly
thought you'd be worse.

That was my
gift to myself.

I take it Jack's
thyroid levels are normal.

Foreman is doing
a liver biopsy now.

Good.

What's up with you?

Nothing. I'm peachy.

It's hard when you
feel like you've
been replaced.

We got a new puppy once,

and our old cocker spaniel
just moped for weeks.

Have you even had sex?

We're not talking about me,
we're talking about you.

No, you're talking
about puppies,
and I'm not listening.

She wants to do
it all the time,

but it has nothing
to do with me.

I'm just a piece of meat.

Well, she likes
someone else,

and you've slept
with other people.

Uh...

Why are you
still together?

I love her.

We've been together
for 22 years.

I've never loved
anybody else.

I don't know how
to not be with her.

So you're never
gonna cheat again.

I don't know.

That seems kind of
selfish, doesn't it?

Foreman found
diffuse inflammation
in Jack's liver.

Looks like
autoimmune hepatitis.

He's starting him
on steroids.

Isn't this nice?

- What's this note?
- Does that sound like an A?

Remember if I put
my finger like this

without this
do-hickey on it, it's an F.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Can we read
a book instead?

Yes, we...

Jack? Jack!

Help him!

Come on. Come on.

Okay. Okay.

He seized three
times last night.

We got him stabilized,
but barely.

If there was nothing wrong
with his brain before,
there sure is now.

Any particular
reason we need to be
looking at the patient?

Yes.

Cuddy's mom
is in my office.
And she looks mad.

What did you do?

Our patient also developed
a raging fever overnight.

That means Masters
was right all along.
This is an infection.

Should we give you
a minute to gloat?

We still don't know
what kind of infection.

It could be bacterial,
viral, fungal.
Until the cultures...

You are the worst
gloater ever.

Her starting those
cultures when she did

means we're 24 hours
closer to the answer.

"We're sorry
your husband croaked,

"but at least we
were 24 hours closer
to the answer."

Let's narrow it down,
shall we?

Four days ago
the guy was face-down
in the subway.

God only knows
what's in that sludge.

Toxic fumes
make him pass out.
Rat pee does the rest.

If it's leptospirosis,
it's the fastest-moving
case in history.

Leptospirosis can
turn into meningitis.

I can't confirm
any of this yet.

We don't have time
to choose wrong.

It fits,

and since it's the
only idea on the table,
I say it's a winner.

Start him on doxycycline.
No, wait.

I'll do it.

You guys have to go
back to the office,
tell me when bubbie's gone.

You a doctor?

Sure.

You're on new meds.
Go back to sleep.

Am I gonna die?

I hope not.

'Cause then I'd have
to go back to my office.

Of course,
if you do kick it,

then you get to be
famous for another two,
maybe three weeks.

They're saying
I'm a hero.

Yeah, but, you know,
in a few days

a panda bear will
give birth to triplets
and we'll all move on.

Oh, I'm sorry.
You actually believe
that you are a hero.

You should get yourself
some tights and a cape

and you can run around
Gotham pulling babies
out of burning buildings.

Maybe you'll
keep getting lucky.

You're still the same
guy you were last week.

Hey, how long are
you gonna sit there?

Could be hours.

Hiding behind a sick guy,
that's heroic.

Look, I can explain.

Sometimes I mix
up my medication...

I don't need you
to explain anything.

I think we both know

that I owe you an apology.

Say what?

I don't even remember
going to bed last night.

I must have had
too much to drink.

I do know
I can be difficult.

You were a little bitchy.

In the clinic, you were
a complete schmendrick.

But once you knew
I was Lisa's mother,
you held your tongue.

That's because
you love her.

I still think
you're a pain in the ass
with a God complex,

and I'll kill you
if you hurt her.

But I'm glad
she has you.

We don't have to
hug now, do we?

What do you think?

I've got
a train to catch.

I thought you were
staying till Sunday.

I'm coming down
with a cold.

Every time I stay
with Lisa or her sister,

one of those rugrats
gets me sick.

Children are awful.

Did she have
a rash recently?

No. What's going on?

Feverish, itchy?

No.

What's she doing
here, anyway?

It's the middle
of the morning.
Shouldn't she be in school?

I'm keeping her
out for a few days.

There's been
a little outbreak of...

Chicken pox.

Sorry, but if I'd let
you finish that sentence,

that would have been
much less impressive.

Chicken pox is no
big deal for kids,

but it's a terrible,
horrible, no good,
very bad deal for grownups.

You think Jack
has chicken pox?

But he doesn't have
blisters, he's not itchy.
And Daisy never got it.

I know. Again, that's
why it's so impressive
that I figured it out.

5% of cases present
without blisters.

The kid was
just a carrier.

I'm gonna start you
on anti-varicella
gamma globulin,

which will save your life.

But it won't
make me a hero.

Hey.
How are you feeling?

Like I'm not gonna die.

I can't wait to
take you home.

The guys called.

All this press has got
us a couple new gigs.

Just a few more dates.
Three weeks tops.

But you said...

I know. I know.

Three weeks
isn't so bad.

It's not three weeks.

This is what
he's always done.
Just one more tour.

I'm sorry.

The pathetic thing is,
I let myself believe
that he could change,

he could be
this other guy.

There's nothing worse
than loving someone

who's never gonna
stop disappointing you.

Culture confirmed
Jack does have
chicken pox.

It just took
six hours longer.

Autopsy works, too.

FYI, it turns out
your hero is a loser.

He's going back
on the road.

He still risked his
life for that woman.

That was impulse.
It was easy.

Dealing with
family is hard.

Wait, that's another
thing I got right.

How many does that make?

And how many for you?

I'm also kicking
your ass at gloating.

Hey.
Hi.

I think we should
get a divorce.

You have feelings for him,
and I can't handle that.

But it's my fault you
needed someone else.

I keep hurting you.

We love each other.

I know.

But are you happy?

No.

Then what are we doing?

You know, you turned out
remarkably close to normal,

considering the
genes in play.

Thanks.

Here. In case your
mom comes back.

Happy birthday.

You are a sweet,
sweet man.

You coming over?

Yes.

Oh, no, I can't.

Wilson?

It's bowling night.

He'd never
forgive me if I don't.

No, screw it,
I'm coming.

No, no, no.

I am not gonna be
responsible for that.

You drugged the man,
you go bowling with him.

But my chances for
sex are considerably
lower with Wilson.

Fine.

Hey. You ready?

Here's the thing...

Well, it's about me, too,

and I have my
boundaries, Dina.

And they're clearly
being crossed by you
and your entire family,

making hate pages...
That's not true.
That has nothing to do...

We all need
improvements, Dina,

and I've formed
my opinion on you.

- No, don't shush me, Dina.
- No, I will shush you

because you're not
letting me finish.