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FRANK: What are you
doing, Luke?
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We're camping out tonight.
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Ah!
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Perkins' backyard.
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Well, good luck.
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We'll be at the Clancy's
if you need some backup.
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Thanks.
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Are you set for school?
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I'm all set.
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What about clothes?
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I was thinking,
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the blue striped shirt
with the khakis
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your grandmother
brought you...
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Would go great
with the word "dork"
stamped on my forehead.
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Oh, come on.
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It wouldn't hurt to look nice
on your first day of school.
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First day
of middle school, Mom.
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And, yeah,
it would hurt a lot.
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-He's right.
-FRANK: We gotta go!
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Okay.
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Good luck at the talent show,
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and if I don't see you before,
I'll put your guitar backstage
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after my face-painting shift.
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Okay. Bye, Mom.
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You must be
really nervous, huh?
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Why would I be nervous?
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Maybe because
the whole town
is going to be there.
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If you screw up,
that will be the most
embarrassing thing ever.
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Well, we're not gonna
screw up, okay?
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I hope not,
for your sake,
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because in middle school,
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guys like Meat will
"Henderson" incoming
wise guys like you.
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That's such a myth.
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Really?
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When was the last time
you saw Chris Henderson?
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-He moved.
-So they say.
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Although, the last time
anyone saw him,
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he was going
into the boys' bathroom.
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Well, my back's covered.
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(SCOFFS)
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By who?
A.J. and Riley?
Please.
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Are you guys even
in the same classes?
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Oh, then forget
about your back,
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because you'll barely
see each other
during the day.
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That school is huge,
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and even when you do
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they'll probably
be too busy hanging out
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with their new,
cooler friends anyway.
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(EXHALES)
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We don't care about cooler.
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-Yeah, right.
-"Yeah, right," is right.
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(SIGHS) Tomorrow
is the last day of summer.
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Did you take all the soda?
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Maybe.
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Well, give me one.
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What do you say?
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Please?
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Well, I was saving
this for a special treat
later on, but...
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Hmm.
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You're welcome.
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(SCREAMING)
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Luke!
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(SQUEAKS)
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LUKE: It's gonna stink,
no way around it.
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I mean,
we get different teachers
for every subject,
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and they all give homework
like they're the only
ones giving it,
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so we get
five hours a night,
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which means
after school is shot,
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and the school itself,
it's so huge,
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we'll barely
ever see each other.
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It's gonna stink.
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At least it will be fun
to meet some new kids.
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See? It's already started.
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What did I say?
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You're already talking about
breaking up the group.
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-No, I'm not.
-Dude, Steel Monkey is,
like, forever.
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Anyway, we can still
see each other
during recess.
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There's no recess.
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What do you mean
there's no recess?
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There is no recess.
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So what are we supposed
to do after lunch?
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You go back to class.
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So all we have is gym?
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Actually,
that's called
health science now.
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You're kidding.
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No gym, no recess.
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It sounds like the bathroom
is the only break we get.
(LAUGHING)
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What?
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(SIGHS) You don't want
to go to the bathroom, dude.
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-Why?
-If Meat and his crew catch
you there, it's...
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It's what?
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Remember Henderson?
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Whoa!
I thought that was a myth.
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Me too,
until I found out otherwise.
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But what if you
really have to go?
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Then you really gotta hold it.
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-Until we're
in the eighth grade.
-(CHUCKLING)
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We still got
one last day of summer...
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-Hmm.
-...to max it on everything
worth living for.
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So what do you say, fellas,
Steel Monkey to the limit?
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ALL: Steel Monkey rules!
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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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But there's only
one thing left to say,
gentlemen.
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-What?
-What?
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-(FARTING)
-RILEY: That's so rude, dude!
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-(GAGGING)
-Must have air.
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The zipper's stuck!
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(ALL STRUGGLING)
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(VENDORS SHOUTING)
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-Hey, Mom.
-Hey, sweetie.
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Mind if we leave
our stuff here?
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-Well, actually...
-Thanks, Mom.
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-Thanks, Mrs. Malloy.
-Thanks.
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Sure. Have fun.
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I heard if you blow chunks
on this, they let you ride
again for free.
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Really? Cool.
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Okay, super powers.
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Would you rather
have super strength
or be able to fly?
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Hmm. Fly.
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Okay, fly or become invisible?
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That's easy,
nothing beats invisibility.
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All right, invisibility
or the ability not
to smell A.J.'s farts?
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, look who's
heading our way.
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-Hey, guys.
-What's up?
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Oh, my God, Sorenson,
what happened?
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What?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
it's just your natural face.
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-Oh!
-(BOYS LAUGHING)
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Har, har, har.
You're such a loser, Perkins.
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So what's the deal
with Steel Monkey anyway?
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There is no deal,
it's the name of our band.
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-Hmm.
-Yeah.
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But is it steel, the metal,
or steal, like,
ripping something off.
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-Both.
-Yeah.
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That's appropriate,
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because, like you,
that makes no sense.
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You know, that hurt.
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I heard you guys
are pretty good.
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LUKE: Yeah.
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So you got Molesky
for homeroom, too, huh?
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Hmm-mm.
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I heard if you blow chunks
on this ride,
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they'll let you ride
again for free.
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-(DORY LAUGHING)
-(SIGHING)
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Wow, thanks for the tip,
Malloy.
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I hope you puke on loser here
and then do it all
over again for free.
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-Good luck tonight.
-I'm sure you'll need it.
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-Thanks, appreciate it.
-A.J.: Wacko.
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-Why do I ever listen to you?
-What?
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Blow chunks,
ride for free!
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That's what I heard, dude,
what's your problem?
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The problem
is that he likes Alice.
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What? No, I don't!
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Why do you even hang
out with them?
Girls are so annoying.
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I said I don't even like her.
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-Okay.
-Sure.
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-Whatever you say.
-I don't!
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(GROANS)
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I don't know.
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(ALL GROANING)
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(YELLING)
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(YELLING)
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Wait a minute, Luke,
your diaper's on backwards.
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Huh? Really?
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(CHUCKLING)
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Whoa!
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Okay, get ready,
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get set,
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go!
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All right,
stop the applause, guys,
stop the applause.
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-(LUKE GROANS)
-In your face!
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-Whatever.
-Yeah.
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-Maybe Sorenson is right.
-About A.J. being a loser?
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(A.J. LAUGHING)
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No, maybe we should
debut another night.
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What other night?
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I don't know,
I just don't think
we're ready for tonight.
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Are you kidding?
We've been practicing,
like forever.
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You're not chickening out
because of those girls,
are you?
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No! It's just...
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What if we went
out there and stunk?
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Stink compared to what?
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I mean, my seven-year-old
cousin and her friend
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are doing a tuba duet.
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Yeah, but when
they screw up, it's cute.
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We screw up, and we're
the biggest losers
in middle school,
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and we're not even there yet.
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If you're so worried
about screwing up,
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just picture
the whole audience naked.
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-Mmm.
-Are you kidding?
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My parents are gonna be there.
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Point taken.
Bad plan. I'm sorry.
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Look, Luke,
we just gotta go for it
and that's all there is to it.
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Uh, A.J.?
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-What?
-You're not gonna eat that,
are you?
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Ten-minute rule, dude.
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If it's been sitting here
for less than 10 minutes,
you can eat it.
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00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,081
So it's cool.
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Scientific fact.
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00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,891
The guy's slobber on the meat
is also a scientific fact.
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00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,861
Oh, and that's why we eat
from the uneaten side.
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Like this.
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Oh, no.
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(MUFFLED) It's so delicious.
You should try some.
It is delicious.
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00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,238
Not that.
Meat and his friends,
4 o'clock.
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Your other 4 o'clock.
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Come on, stop.
Coming this way.
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00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,650
Hey, you dorks don't mind
if we join you, do you?
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(MEAT CHUCKLES)
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So you guys are what?
Going into second grade?
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(OLDER BOYS LAUGHING)
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-(SOFTLY) Sixth.
-No way.
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00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,730
You guys are incoming pukes.
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(MEAT LAUGHS)
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Well, new school buddies,
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you won't mind
sharing some
of your food with us
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00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,840
while we visit?
We're starving.
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00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:23,076
(OLDER BOYS LAUGHING)
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We should get together
like this during
the school year.
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Heck, we should
start tomorrow.
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Get together,
stuff our faces,
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unless you'd rather
we flush yours.
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(SOFTLY) Oh, no.
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00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,361
Whoa!
Hold up, little buddy.
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You don't want to drop
that cone now, do you?
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Give it here.
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Whoa!
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(GASPS)
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There, now you don't
have to worry about it.
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(OLDER BOYS LAUGHING)
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Now, where were we?
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MEAT: Now.
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LUKE: I can't believe Meat
already knows us.
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RILEY: I guess we just have
to pack double lunches
and a set of nunchucks.
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You think since
we'll be feeding them, they'll
let us go to the bathroom?
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-Go, Maxine. That's it.
-Okay.
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Hey, Maxine,
you gotta keep pedaling.
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MAXINE: I don't know
how you do this.
(SCREAMS)
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Ouch. Been there.
241
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,523
You all right?
Here you go.
242
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,958
She should've kept pedaling.
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MAXINE'S FATHER:
One more time.
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(CHEERING)
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00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,981
-Dude's a God.
-He's beyond God.
246
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,683
-What's beyond a God?
-Dude is.
247
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,321
Isn't that so cool?
248
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He makes my face hurt.
249
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RILEY: Huh?
250
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,829
You know,
from all the cool.
251
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,465
Never mind.
252
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,568
ALL: Oh!
253
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,940
(CHEERING)
254
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,411
-What say we go catch
a little ourselves?
-Yeah.
255
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,853
Come on, Luke.
It's no big deal.
You can do it.
256
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:53,260
We've only got 17 hours
and 33 minutes
of freedom left
257
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,963
and that's if we don't sleep,
so let's go.
258
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,664
All right, all right.
259
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,371
What?
260
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,508
What is the matter this time?
261
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,945
I just felt a twinge
in my calf just as
I was about to take off.
262
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,982
Caught a case
of the chicken fever
is more like it.
263
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,350
Come on, Ri,
show this chicken
how to fly.
264
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,388
Whoa!
265
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,858
Four, five feet, easy.
266
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,502
(LAUGHING)
Dude, that was awesome.
267
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,973
Hey, that was fluid,
little brah, that was fluid.
268
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,142
Thanks, Snake,
269
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,477
you were awesome
over in the bowl.
270
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,280
It's NBD.
The secret's all
in your melon, brah.
271
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,316
Really? What kind?
272
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,385
I mean,
there's cantaloupe,
honeydew...
273
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,156
-(LAUGHING)
-This melon, brah,
this one.
274
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,425
And you gotta be
one with your ride.
Are you fluid?
275
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:02,996
Oh, yeah,
I'm as fluid as milk.
276
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,665
Well, then roll up over here
and share some skin, brah.
277
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,734
Oh!
278
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,637
You're gonna see this
little pup strutting with
the big dawgs someday, sha?
279
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,707
Let me get that board.
280
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,709
This your sponsor
right here?
281
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,845
One down,
one to go, huh?
282
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,681
What are you talking about?
He's just over
there for a second.
283
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,150
Uh-huh!
284
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,751
What are you
doing here, anyway?
285
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,952
Hanging out.
286
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,987
With who?
Where's Audrey and Stephanie?
287
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,690
I have more than
two friends, unlike you.
288
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,825
Nice helmet, man.
289
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,995
Not like I didn't
warn you, dawg.
290
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,731
Warn you about what?
291
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,068
All right, get on that board,
show us that trick again, man.
292
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,203
Nothing.
293
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,075
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
294
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,657
Hey, I need a little help
to lift up the tail,
I'll help you out.
295
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,827
Hey, guy. It looks good.
Looking good.
296
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,429
Oh!
297
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,863
Audio check.
298
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,165
(FEEDBACK SOUNDING)
299
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,935
Hello, Walker's Point.
300
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:21,341
Fifteen minutes
until show time.
Summer's last hurrah!
301
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,550
RILEY:
Oh, come on, Luke.
302
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,086
We will seriously spew
if you're gonna be this way.
303
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,955
Sorry, it's just...
304
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:39,826
Hey, Luke, according to you,
life basically ends
tomorrow anyway,
305
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,794
so we might as
well go out and rock it.
306
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,497
See in there.
307
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,469
Why does tomorrow
always have to come
anyway, huh?
308
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,006
Why can't it just stay
today for a while?
309
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,642
That's impossible, Luke.
310
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,580
Duh, A.J., it's a wish.
311
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:07,053
I wish it would just stay
today for a month,
a year, forever.
312
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,791
MAN 1: Yo, a little help,
please.
313
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,662
-Heads up.
-Thanks.
314
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,864
-What do you mean?
-What?
315
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,166
MAN 2: Hey, Harvey.
HARVEY: What?
316
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,734
MAN 2: Never mind.
317
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,103
(DOG BARKING)
318
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,174
LUKE: Uh, what?
319
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,879
(SCREAMING)
320
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,251
What's the matter, man?
321
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,552
-What's wrong?
-What's going on?
322
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,620
I don't know. What?
323
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:41,754
How should I know?
324
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,356
Well, you were
the one screaming.
325
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,958
Well, yeah.
This doesn't freak you out?
326
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:49,229
-What?
-All this?
327
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:54,000
We're in the tent, in the
same clothes, surrounded
by all the same junk.
328
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,437
-And?
-And? What do
you mean, "And?"
329
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,207
We're supposed
to be getting ready
for school right now,
330
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,275
but instead
we're back here.
331
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,646
What's the matter
with you guys?
You don't remember?
332
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,716
No.
333
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,351
We did all this yesterday.
334
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,354
We haven't done
anything today,
so how do you know...
335
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,622
Because today is yesterday.
336
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,690
Then what was yesterday?
337
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:21,127
-The day before,
which makes tomorrow...
-Today.
338
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,296
Except today
is yesterday, so...
339
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,597
Stop it!
340
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,937
September 1st.
It really is Labor Day again.
341
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,573
Wait a second,
it's coming back to me.
342
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,210
When the aliens came
last night, they did say
something about time warp.
343
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,547
-They did.
-Really?
I don't remember that.
344
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,582
Dude, you're
the one who's warped.
345
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,951
Now go back to bed,
you need it.
346
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,988
(CHUCKLING)
Wait, you guys
are messing with me, right?
347
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,525
By pretending that yesterday
is not today,
when, in fact, it really is?
348
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,895
-Uh-huh.
-Even though
we were both just asleep?
349
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,230
Ah!
350
00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:01,368
Look, we were all sitting
around talking about tomorrow,
351
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,770
and A.J. was getting
all worked up about how
352
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,938
there's no recess
in middle school.
353
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,641
-How can there be no recess?
-There is no recess.
354
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,577
So what are we supposed
to do after lunch?
355
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,512
Go back to class,
I already told you.
356
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,915
-So all we have is gym?
-Actually, that's called
health science now.
357
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,285
You're kidding.
No recess, no gym.
358
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,920
BOTH: Sounds like
the bathroom's
the only break we get.
359
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,756
Whoa.
360
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,925
Cool.
How did you know that?
361
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,094
I've been trying
to tell you guys.
362
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,831
Yesterday,
today, is happening
all over again.
363
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,766
Just like I...
364
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,236
Oh, my gosh.
365
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,307
It came true.
366
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:44,444
-What did?
-The ultimate do-over.
367
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,314
All right, then.
So what happens next?
368
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,482
(CHIPMUNK SQUEAKS)
369
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,120
Don't ask me,
ask your butt.
370
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,388
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
371
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,390
(FARTING)
372
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,259
Oh, that's so rude,
dude. Air!
373
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,862
The zipper's stuck!
Can't get out!
374
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,930
(GROANING)
375
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,467
Dude, that's horrible
the second time.
376
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,868
A.J.: Enjoy it.
377
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,169
(RILEY SQUEALING)
378
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,351
I heard if you
blow chunks on this,
379
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,786
they let you ride
again for free.
380
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,422
Why would you ride
again after a hurl?
381
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,591
'Cause it's free, duh!
382
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,527
Okay, super powers.
383
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:37,096
-Would you rather...
-Fly.
384
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,199
-Okay, fly or...
-Nothing beats invisibility.
385
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,835
Except not having
to smell A.J.'s farts.
386
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,577
Look, Luke, I don't know
what you're doing,
but stop it.
387
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,879
I mean it,
you're freaking me out.
388
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,213
-But it's...
-No, I'm serious.
389
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,015
A.J. and I already
talked about it.
390
00:21:56,082 --> 00:22:00,353
It's not funny anymore,
so just stop it.
Please? Okay?
391
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,590
-Okay.
-Good.
392
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,860
I just hope the girls
aren't heading our way.
393
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,362
Oh, look
who's heading our way.
394
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,065
-(GIGGLING)
-Stop it!
395
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,867
Oh, it's cool.
I'll handle this.
396
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:20,807
-Hey, guys.
-Hey, ladies, how's life
on the Red Planet?
397
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,777
What?
398
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,447
Mars. Come on,
you're not fooling us,
399
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,716
we knew you guys
were really Martians.
400
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,619
What are you talking about?
Why are you acting so weird?
401
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,087
I was just trying...
402
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,390
He thinks today
is some kind of do-over.
403
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,358
-What? No, I don't.
-Yes, you do.
404
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:43,229
-Do you?
-He does.
You do. Right, A.J.?
405
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,598
You remember
how you freaked out
in the tent this morning?
406
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:48,535
And you've been acting like
you knew everything
that I was going to...
407
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,170
-Okay.
-And we're the Martians?
408
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,406
Okay, I know it sounds weird.
409
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,775
That's all right.
No need to explain.
410
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,577
-(SIGHS)
-Mr. Wacko.
411
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,379
We gotta be going anyway.
412
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,415
Hope you feel better.
413
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,816
Good luck tonight.
414
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,284
I'm sure you'll need it.
415
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,486
RILEY: Thanks.
416
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,256
-Thanks a lot, guys.
-What'd we do?
417
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,324
You made me look
like a total nut-ball.
418
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,760
And your point is?
419
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,127
What do you expect?
420
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,896
Between this do-over thing
and liking Alice...
421
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,666
What? Are you kidding me?
I just called her a Martian.
422
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,800
Exactly.
423
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,869
What do you mean,
"Exactly"?
424
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:26,573
Well, in shrink talk,
my folks would say
you're overcompensating.
425
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,441
Meaning, it's normal
to say something stupid
426
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,543
to a girl you like
to show you don't like her,
427
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,611
even though you really do.
428
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,079
That makes no sense.
429
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,981
But neither
does liking a girl, dude.
430
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:38,518
I don't like her.
I don't, I don't,
I don't, I don't.
431
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,119
What's that word again?
432
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,588
Overcompensating.
433
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,189
Now that's a good one.
434
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:55,267
A.J.: I don't know.
(GROANING)
435
00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:58,771
(ALL GROANING)
436
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,341
A.J.: Riley.
437
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,513
Get my hand, please.
438
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,481
-Oh, thank you.
-RILEY: I'm falling.
439
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,587
(YELLING)
440
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,589
(YELLING)
441
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,361
Wait a minute, Luke.
Your diaper's on backwards.
442
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:24,964
Huh? Really?
443
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,198
(SCREAMING)
444
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:28,735
Ready?
445
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,773
(SCREAMING)
446
00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:41,447
RILEY: Okay, get ready,
447
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,816
get set,
448
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,152
go!
449
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,800
Hold the applause,
hold the applause.
450
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:04,737
-Whoa!
-Oh, yes!
451
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,607
-He beat you.
-So who won?
452
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:13,379
We only have one debut,
one time to make
a first impression,
453
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:17,349
one time to launch
the Steel Monkey legend,
454
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:19,251
and I just don't think
we're ready
455
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,788
for that critical leap,
you know?
456
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,891
You're over-thinking
this, dude.
We just gotta go for it.
457
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:27,727
And that's all there is to it.
458
00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:29,528
Why do we have
to sit here anyway?
459
00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:31,631
What do you mean?
460
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:32,765
It's gross.
461
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,336
Let's go sit
over there.
462
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,205
This is fine.
463
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,110
Lot of meat left
in that burger, eh?
464
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,913
Thinking what I'm thinking?
465
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:49,248
I say it's been there
six minutes,
seven minutes, max.
466
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:50,349
And if you eat it...
467
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,351
From the uneaten side,
468
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,452
slobber-free.
469
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,721
Scientific fact.
470
00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,558
What are you guys
talking about?
471
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,694
Shh!
472
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,863
(WHISPERING) Keep it down.
Meat and friends
approaching on the right.
473
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:06,699
Your other right.
474
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,500
Oh!
475
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,171
Hey, you folks don't mind
if we join you, do you?
476
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,341
They're such jerks.
477
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,443
How old are you guys, like,
478
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,845
five, six?
479
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,747
(LAUGHING)
480
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,114
You guys still need
your mommies?
481
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,184
What should we do?
482
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,319
We could go over there
and get out butts kicked.
483
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:28,988
Gotta do something.
484
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,658
No. Let's leave before
they decide to join us.
485
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:33,092
(MEAT AND FRIENDS BOOING)
486
00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,094
Look at you,
you're about to cry.
487
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,304
-Wait.
-Oh!
488
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:51,377
If it makes you feel
any better,
he was gonna take it anyway.
489
00:26:55,514 --> 00:26:57,049
You're so dead, dude.
490
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,351
Me? Why?
491
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,258
-Come on, man!
-Split up!
492
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,786
LOLA: Hey, you barnacles!
493
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,387
Don't worry, don't worry,
I do not pinch.
494
00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:38,691
I am a politically-correct
crustacean.
495
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:42,028
Unless you got
a pot of boiling water,
then I'm scared.
496
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,730
Hold on there
to your britches, Captain.
497
00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:45,297
Don't you see these
minnows crossing?
498
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:46,833
You don't want to step
on one of them,
do you?
499
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,968
Oh! You know what?
Come over here.
Come over here.
500
00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:51,203
Lay a little claw on
this old crustacean,
would you?
501
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,005
I think I got something
stuck up...
Come on.
502
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,307
Ah! Gotcha!
503
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:01,080
That's an old
arthropod joke, sir.
504
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,115
Land-lubbers...
What you gonna do?
505
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,284
Okay, so who's having fun?
Come on!
506
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,956
All clear!
507
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,524
Thank you,
508
00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:14,961
talking lobster lady.
509
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,402
Over there.
510
00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:24,570
AUDREY: Hey, Luke.
511
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:26,773
Hi, Audrey.
512
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,274
Is your sister around?
513
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,543
No, she's at the skate park
with Snake and those guys.
514
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:35,114
-Oh.
-Huh.
515
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:38,751
Okay. Well,
tell her we said hi.
516
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,660
-Over there, man.
-There he is.
517
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:06,412
Man, I can't believe
that little puke got away.
518
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,647
Don't worry, we'll get him.
519
00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:13,052
If not here,
then tomorrow at school.
520
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:15,988
-In the bathroom.
-BOY: Yes.
521
00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:18,590
-You wanna Henderson him?
-Good idea.
522
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,127
(SIGHS)
523
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:27,133
ALICE: What?
524
00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,770
Sorry. I was just
looking for something.
525
00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,974
So do you speak Martian
or would you
rather talk in English?
526
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,044
I have a sister,
so, you know,
I can go either way.
527
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:44,016
So you got Molesky
for homeroom, too, huh?
528
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,252
-Yeah.
-Me, too.
529
00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:48,520
You just said that.
Sort of.
530
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:52,124
Well, my Martian's
a little rusty.
531
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:57,463
Uh...
532
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,966
You know, I heard if you
connect the moles
on Mr. Molesky's face,
533
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,433
it looks like the
State of Idaho,
534
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,070
which is the state
of famous potatoes.
535
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,506
And who's the most
famous potato?
536
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:11,543
Mr. Potato Head.
Get it?
537
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:15,681
All Mr. Molesky needs
is one of those
little derby hats and...
538
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,483
-(CLEARING THROAT)
-What's the matter?
539
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,053
MOLESKY: Nothing at all.
540
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,355
Mr., uh...
541
00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,758
What are you staring at?
542
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,928
-Idaho.
-What did you say?
543
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:33,432
I said,
I don't know, sir.
544
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:37,803
Good thing you have
a sense of humor, Mr...
545
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:40,672
-Malloy.
-Malloy.
546
00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:44,110
Because starting tomorrow,
you're gonna need it.
547
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,849
You're toast, Malloy.
548
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:59,391
LUKE: I will not be a dork.
I will not be a dork.
I will not be a dork.
549
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:03,629
I am one with my ride.
I am one with my ride.
550
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,633
I am one with my ride.
551
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:17,243
Okay, it's now or never.
It's now or never.
552
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:24,450
Yo, there's a guppy
in the bowl.
Get the stretcher.
553
00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:29,521
Go, will you?
554
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,890
Take your spill
and then get out of my way.
555
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,859
We got a Dawg Pound
try-out here.
556
00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:37,663
-You can try out
for the Pound?
-Invitation only, dude.
557
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:46,672
Hey, Snake,
tell this kid
to take his tumble.
558
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,774
I'm ready to shred.
559
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,943
Hey, just chill, brah.
Relax.
560
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:54,880
Little dawg,
is this your first drop?
561
00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:58,117
(CROWD HOOTING)
562
00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:01,553
-Word of advice.
-Be one with my ride?
563
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,789
Yes! Oh-ho!
564
00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,791
L-dawg's been
carving into my melon!
565
00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,893
How did you know
I was gonna say that?
566
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,597
Irie, now be your ride,
all right?
567
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,469
Come on.
568
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,111
Are you crazy, Luke?
569
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,878
You're gonna die!
570
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:30,049
Hey, just let him be, brah.
571
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,084
Just let him be.
572
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:35,054
Irie. The moment of vengeance
shines upon us, people!
573
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:36,922
(CROWD HOOTING)
574
00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:39,691
-Yeah!
-Whoo-hoo!
575
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,897
Let's get down to business.
576
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,367
Come on.
577
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,177
(SCREAMING)
578
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,151
Ugh!
579
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:06,618
(ALL GROANING)
580
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,156
Oh!
581
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:12,258
-Uh!
-It's okay.
582
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:16,328
That was, like,
so awesome, dude.
583
00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:17,863
ALL: Oh!
584
00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:23,001
L-dawg, you were like
a seven with your ride,
585
00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:26,638
which, if you do the math,
is like six too many.
586
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,907
It's a little more
L-spaz than L-dawg.
587
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:30,476
(ALL LAUGHING)
588
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:31,610
Step aside.
589
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,456
Are you all right, dude?
590
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,593
I suppose, in a completely
humiliating
sort of way, yeah.
591
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,163
A.J.: Hey,
like Snake was saying...
592
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:53,599
Actually, I didn't understand
a word he said.
593
00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,734
-But you tried.
-Yeah.
594
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,071
Even if it was a...
595
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,506
(BOTH SCREAMING)
596
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,074
BOTH: Oh!
597
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:05,344
Hey. That was
crazy stupid, L-dawg.
598
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,523
(INAUDIBLE)
599
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,591
Oh!
600
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:22,461
GIRL: Hey!
601
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,062
(SIGHS)
602
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,133
What is it with jerks
like Meat, huh?
603
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,335
What makes them
so mean?
604
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:32,938
Well, my folks just say,
605
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,774
"He's probably a nice,
sweet kid who's just insecure.
606
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:37,143
"Chances are
his home life's a mess,
607
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:39,511
"causing feelings
of anger and frustration."
608
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,147
-That's why he bullies
little kids like us.
-(MUMBLES)
609
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:43,182
It gives him a false
sense of empowerment,
610
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,552
which, if not addressed,
could possibly
lead to a life of crime.
611
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,555
Oh!
612
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:52,858
Now you know what
my family dinners are like.
613
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:57,028
So does it work?
I mean,
talking about it like that?
614
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,198
Well, that's what
they get paid for.
615
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:02,033
Hello, Walker's Point.
616
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,035
Fifteen minutes
until show time.
617
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:07,206
(IMITATING ELVIS PRESLEY)
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
618
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:10,709
So what advice
would your parents give
619
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,179
for someone who's afraid
he's gonna get taken out.
620
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:14,580
What do you mean,
"Taken out"?
621
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,114
Yeah, 'cause chicken out
is more like it.
622
00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,484
-It's not that.
-Then who's gonna
take you out?
623
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,519
-Harvey.
-Harvey?
624
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,688
That guy.
625
00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:25,857
-But it first starts out
with the Frisbee.
-What Frisbee?
626
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,860
-This one.
-MAN 1: Yo, a little help,
please.
627
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,633
-Only this time
when the guy yells...
-MAN 2: Hey, Harvey.
628
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,034
-HARVEY: What?
-I'll duck.
629
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:37,603
-MAN 2: Never mind.
-Ta-da! (GROANS)
630
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,678
LUKE: Let's just get this
over with, okay?
631
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:49,715
There's no more recess,
you go back
to class after lunch.
632
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,016
A.J.: What are you
talking about?
633
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:52,318
LUKE: Gym's called
health science,
634
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,653
you have to hold it
until eighth grade
635
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,021
and Meat'll "Henderson" you.
636
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,490
And, no,
it's not just a myth.
637
00:35:58,557 --> 00:35:59,758
Now can we start the day?
638
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,428
Oh,
except one more thing.
639
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,829
RILEY: What?
640
00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,532
LUKE: A.J., if you please.
641
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,400
(FARTING)
642
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,836
(GROANING)
643
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,672
RILEY: Oh,
that's so rude, dude!
644
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,341
-Must have air.
-(GIGGLING)
645
00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:29,655
I can't believe
summer's almost over.
646
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:33,191
Uh, dude,
don't remind us about school.
647
00:36:33,259 --> 00:36:35,827
Hey, maybe tomorrow
won't happen.
648
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:39,498
Yeah. And maybe this ride
will suddenly whip
around and be fun,
649
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:42,133
like the ride
we should have gone on.
650
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,470
How'd you talk us
into this anyway?
651
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:48,173
Well, I seem to be stuck
in this day-long
do-over time warp,
652
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,742
so I decided to,
you know,
switch things up a bit.
653
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,080
Did you know that
"stool" is another
word for turd?
654
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,282
-What?
-What?
655
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:59,084
Seriously.
I was at the doctor's office
656
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,320
and this nurse asked a guy
for a stool sample.
657
00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:03,589
And I'm thinking,
"Metal or wood?"
658
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:06,024
But then the guy hands
him a tiny steamer.
659
00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:07,859
-Seriously? Are you kidding?
-Oh-ho, no way!
660
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,928
Yeah.
661
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:12,097
So what'd the guy do,
just leave it on
the counter or something?
662
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:15,166
No. It was, like,
little plastic containers.
663
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,369
You know the one
they put the pills in?
664
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:20,406
How does someone
take a dump
in a pill container?
665
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:23,275
I have no clue.
Just aim and fire,
I guess.
666
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,314
What's so funny, Perkins?
667
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:29,981
Let's see.
668
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:32,684
That time at lunch
when you squeezed
cherry yogurt out your nose,
669
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,986
-that was funny.
-Yeah, that was funny.
670
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,456
And, of course,
there's your face.
671
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,157
ALL: Oh!
672
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:41,927
Har, har,
you're such a loser, Perkins.
673
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,395
Nice, dude.
674
00:37:46,231 --> 00:37:48,900
Hey, you guys want
something to drink?
675
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,337
ALL: No!
676
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,572
-Too bad.
-Open wide.
677
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,273
ALL: Oh!
678
00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:56,442
No!
679
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,879
You're so dead, Sorenson.
680
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,514
(LUKE LAUGHING)
681
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,082
What's so funny?
682
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:07,453
Come on, guys,
you got them, they got us.
683
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:10,021
What's that
supposed to mean?
It's a tie?
684
00:38:10,088 --> 00:38:11,557
Against the girls?
685
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,225
(CHUCKLES)
686
00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:20,699
You want?
687
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,168
You're kidding, right?
688
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,371
Just wish me luck.
689
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,540
What for?
690
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:32,043
Hey, you guys don't mind
if we join you, do you?
691
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,814
LUKE: No, please sit down.
692
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,183
We were hoping
you guys would stop by.
693
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:41,052
Well,
694
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,688
then I guess this
is your lucky day.
695
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:45,691
(MEAT LAUGHING)
696
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:49,395
Hey, you wouldn't mind
sharing some of your
food while we visit?
697
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:52,664
No, please dig in.
698
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,000
Uh, so, Meat...
Mind if I call you Meat?
699
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:58,303
Would you rather me call you
something else?
Mr. Meat, perhaps?
700
00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:00,071
How about I rip the tongue
out of your head
701
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:01,873
and you won't
have to worry about
calling me anything?
702
00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:09,014
-Uh.
-Hey.
703
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:13,251
You should look at me
when I'm talking to you.
704
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,486
What did you say to me?
705
00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:16,321
Hey, I know manners
aren't taught
706
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,223
in broken homes
like yours, so...
707
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:21,226
Whoa, whoa. Broken?
What are you talking about?
708
00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:23,395
-Your parents
don't live together...
-Whoa, whoa.
709
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:25,564
-Yes, they do.
-Are you sure?
710
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,600
(CHUCKLES)
Of course you're sure.
711
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:34,906
Hey, I'm just trying
to start a dialogue here.
712
00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:36,775
To let you know
that we know
713
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:39,778
that bullying kids like us
gives you a false sense of...
714
00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:40,946
What's the word?
715
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,213
You talking to me?
716
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:47,352
I hardly know this guy, Luke.
717
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,220
If that is his real name.
718
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,590
Listen, dog breath,
719
00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:54,626
one more word out of you
and I'm gonna
send you to tomorrow.
720
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,728
Actually, that's harder
than you think.
721
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,896
Okay.
722
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,966
Come on, Meat, I'm...
723
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,735
You're probably a nice kid
stuck in a big jerk's body.
724
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:04,870
-Ooh!
-LUKE: Shh!
725
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,606
I'm just trying to save you
726
00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:08,707
from a...
727
00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:12,844
From a life of crime.
Let's go!
728
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,615
-LUKE: Split up!
-Get them.
729
00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:28,494
I can't believe that
little puke got away.
730
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,095
MEAT: Don't worry,
we'll get him.
731
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:33,198
If not here,
732
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,100
then tomorrow at school.
733
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,702
In the bathroom.
734
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,370
-Oh, yes. You wanna
"Henderson" him?
-Good idea.
735
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,572
Okay.
736
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,939
Hi, Alice.
737
00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:15,707
Hey.
738
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:17,809
'Sup?
739
00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,913
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
740
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,716
Yo, baby.
741
00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:26,918
MOLESKY:
And a "yo" to you, Mr...
742
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,419
-Malloy.
-Malloy.
743
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,623
Though I prefer the salutation
"Mr. Molesky" to "babe."
744
00:41:31,690 --> 00:41:33,725
-I wasn't calling you...
-Relax, Mr. Malloy,
745
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,594
I was just dealing
you the dozens.
(CHUCKLES)
746
00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:37,596
Sir?
747
00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:41,099
Filling your sails.
748
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:44,803
Giving you the old T-step,
two-step,
the Molesky shuffle.
749
00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:47,338
I doth turneth your crank.
750
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,543
I was kidding, dude.
751
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,278
Oh!
752
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:57,348
See you tomorrow.
753
00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:07,659
MAXINE'S FATHER:
Okay, here we go, Maxine.
754
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:09,327
That's it. All right.
755
00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:12,998
I can do this. I can do this.
Keep looking. I can do this.
756
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,566
(MAXINE SCREAMS)
757
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,001
Ooh!
758
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:19,170
Are you all right?
759
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,573
Are you crazy, Luke?
You're gonna die!
760
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,342
Hey, just let him be, brah.
761
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:27,779
Just let him be. Irie.
762
00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:29,981
You should listen
to your buddy.
763
00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,652
It's fluid, dawg.
It's all fluid.
764
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,755
Whoa!
Listen to the cho, brah!
765
00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,757
(WHOOPING)
766
00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:40,491
SNAKE: Hey,
that's irie, L-dawg.
767
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,061
Moment of vengeance
shines upon us.
768
00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,663
(CHEERING)
769
00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:45,897
Yeah!
770
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:47,666
Ah!
771
00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:54,305
Be one with my ride.
Be one with my ride.
Be one with my ride.
772
00:42:58,209 --> 00:42:59,344
Ugh!
773
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,413
(ALL GROANING)
774
00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:08,586
SNAKE: L-dawg.
775
00:43:09,454 --> 00:43:11,222
Drop wasn't a total woofer.
776
00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:14,025
But on the face
you were more like
a four with your ride,
777
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,727
which, if you do
the math, is like...
778
00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:16,962
Three too many.
779
00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:20,866
You been tapping
my blog, brah?
Come on! What?
780
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,935
Hey, very few dawgs
shred on the virgin drop.
781
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,904
You just gotta keep rolling
782
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:28,439
and keep spilling
till those wheels stick
to the plumbing.
783
00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:30,308
-Sha?
-ALL: Sha!
784
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:33,845
Thanks, Snake, I will.
785
00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:36,581
De nada, L-dawg,
de nada.
786
00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,418
I can't believe you did it.
787
00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:43,822
That was the coolest thing
I've ever seen you do.
788
00:43:43,889 --> 00:43:46,858
-De nada, dawgs, de nada.
-Hey.
789
00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:49,861
-That was crazy stupid, brah.
-Thanks.
790
00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:52,630
Hey, Audrey and Stephanie
were looking for you.
791
00:43:52,698 --> 00:43:54,165
What did you tell them?
792
00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:56,234
I just said you were here.
793
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:57,368
How did you know
I was here?
794
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:01,406
I...just did.
795
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,542
Well, there's no law that says
I have to hang out
with them all the time.
796
00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:06,544
Hey, hey, hey.
797
00:44:06,611 --> 00:44:08,246
I was just giving you
the message,
not trying to arrest you.
798
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,447
Good.
799
00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:14,185
First Meat, then the pipe,
800
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,254
what's up with
the death wish, dude?
801
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:19,124
Empowerment.
That's the word
I was looking for.
802
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,959
No, that's more like suicide.
803
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:22,527
No, no, no, no.
804
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,662
I tried to get Meat to realize
805
00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:25,997
that bullying kids like us
806
00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:28,800
gave him a false sense
of empowerment.
807
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:31,202
You sound like my parents.
808
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:34,505
The only way to deal
with a psycho nutjob
like Meat
809
00:44:34,572 --> 00:44:36,574
is to kick his butt.
810
00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:37,675
Yes.
811
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,345
Now he tells me.
812
00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:45,583
(FEEDBACK SOUNDING)
Hello, Walker's Point.
813
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:47,953
Fifteen minutes
until show time.
814
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,455
Summer's last hurrah!
815
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:53,458
Pain. Humiliation.
816
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:55,560
Pain...
817
00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:57,195
What the heck
are you doing?
818
00:44:57,262 --> 00:44:59,330
Humiliation it is.
819
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:03,268
It's hard to explain,
but it first starts out
with this Frisbee.
820
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:05,236
MAN 1: Yo, a little help,
please.
821
00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:10,141
-Heads up.
-Thanks.
822
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:11,843
-MAN 2: Hey, Harvey.
-HARVEY: What?
823
00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:13,745
-MAN 2: Never mind.
-Oh, yeah.
824
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:17,482
Now, you go, Harvey.
Oh, yeah.
825
00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:21,820
MAN 1: Yo, a little help,
please.
826
00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:23,588
(LUKE SIGHS)
827
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,826
-Heads up.
-Thanks.
828
00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:29,560
-MAN 2: Hey, Harvey.
-HARVEY: What?
829
00:45:29,627 --> 00:45:31,362
-MAN 2: Never mind.
-Yeah.
830
00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:33,064
You go, Harvey.
831
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,399
Whoo!
832
00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:35,700
Whoa.
833
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,037
(STRUMMING AIR GUITAR)
834
00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,910
-MAN 3: Hey, look out!
-(GASPS)
835
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:55,553
Come on, Luke,
we're about to go on.
What are you doing?
836
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:57,355
Looking for an answer.
837
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,224
Well, what's the question?
838
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,892
Am I the butt
of some cosmic prank
839
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:03,661
being played out
by forces beyond
my control?
840
00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:07,132
Hmm.
841
00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:13,038
(CHUCKLING)
842
00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,740
-MAN: Hey, Harvey.
-What?
843
00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:16,842
(GROANS)
844
00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:18,276
MAN: Never mind.
845
00:46:24,749 --> 00:46:25,884
(METEOR WHISTLING)
846
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,359
-A.J.: There's only one
thing left to say.
-RILEY: What?
847
00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:37,963
A.J.: Luke,
what are you doing?
LUKE: Playing fact or fiction.
848
00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:39,130
(STRIKING MATCH)
849
00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:40,832
-(FARTING)
-(EXPLODES)
850
00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:42,000
(GIGGLING)
851
00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:44,435
(BOYS COUGHING)
852
00:46:47,105 --> 00:46:49,507
RILEY: Ew, that's so rude.
LUKE: It's a fact.
853
00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:50,909
A.J.: Sit down, enjoy it.
854
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,644
(GROANING)
855
00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:58,216
Let's go find Luke.
856
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:40,926
Shoot.
857
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,255
Hey.
858
00:48:10,321 --> 00:48:12,490
Hi.
859
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:16,294
-Um, I'm alone.
-Oh! Then what
are you doing here?
860
00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:18,997
I was just checking out
the butterflies.
861
00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,932
-You?
-I love butterflies.
862
00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:23,734
Do you collect them?
863
00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:26,037
No, I like them better alive.
864
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,438
They probably like that, too.
865
00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:28,739
Yeah.
866
00:48:28,806 --> 00:48:30,541
-So have you seen them?
-Seen who?
867
00:48:30,608 --> 00:48:32,077
The butterflies.
868
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:33,744
Uh...
869
00:48:33,811 --> 00:48:35,046
You gotta check this out.
870
00:48:36,614 --> 00:48:38,249
Wait. Close your eyes.
871
00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:40,618
Trust me.
872
00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:54,499
Okay, open them.
873
00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,502
Whoa, this is like
874
00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:00,371
the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
875
00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:05,476
Where'd they all come from?
876
00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:07,979
Mr. Molesky.
This whole thing
is his exhibit.
877
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,448
Really? Wow.
878
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,988
And tomorrow he's bringing
our class back here
for the release.
879
00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:19,057
-He's gonna let them all go?
-Mmm-hmm.
880
00:49:19,124 --> 00:49:20,825
He does it every year.
881
00:49:20,891 --> 00:49:22,127
I heard that
it first starts out
882
00:49:22,193 --> 00:49:24,162
with this little speech
he does
883
00:49:24,229 --> 00:49:26,264
about how all the butterflies
are getting ready
to take flight
884
00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:29,167
and how it's a new beginning
and blah, blah, blah.
885
00:49:29,234 --> 00:49:30,868
But then,
when he opens this thing up,
886
00:49:30,935 --> 00:49:33,904
this cloud of butterflies
comes flying out.
887
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,673
It'll be so cool.
888
00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:40,611
They like you.
889
00:49:41,146 --> 00:49:43,181
Great. I guess.
890
00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:45,916
Oh, it's a good thing.
891
00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:50,221
-Aren't you scared at all?
-About the butterflies?
892
00:49:50,288 --> 00:49:52,823
No, tomorrow.
Middle school.
893
00:49:53,891 --> 00:49:55,826
Oh.
894
00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:59,030
A little, yeah.
I mean, I'm nervous,
but who isn't, you know?
895
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,335
Well, I'll see you later.
896
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,371
Wait.
897
00:50:06,437 --> 00:50:08,339
Why is it a good thing
that they like me?
898
00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:14,145
Well, some people believe
butterflies are more
than just insects,
899
00:50:14,212 --> 00:50:16,447
that there's something
magical about them.
900
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:17,848
Do you believe that?
901
00:50:17,915 --> 00:50:19,384
Why not?
902
00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,353
I'll... I'll see you later.
903
00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:24,389
Later?
904
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:26,191
At the talent show.
905
00:50:26,257 --> 00:50:28,726
-You guys are still playing,
aren't you?
-Oh, yeah.
906
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:31,262
Oh, yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
907
00:50:31,329 --> 00:50:34,665
You're so cool
performing in front
of all those people.
908
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:37,235
Now that would scare me.
Good luck.
909
00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:51,048
(ALL GROANING)
910
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:05,930
Oh!
911
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:08,233
(ALL GROANING)
912
00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:25,750
-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, hon.
913
00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:27,552
Can I talk to you
for a moment?
914
00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:28,986
Sure.
Let me just finish up here.
915
00:51:29,053 --> 00:51:31,055
It's important.
916
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:34,159
-Oh, go ahead, don't mind me.
-Thanks.
917
00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,761
Come here, sweetie.
918
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:40,865
You see, a while ago
I sort of wished
for a do-over day,
919
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:43,301
and, lucky me,
it happened.
920
00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:46,437
Oh, I see.
921
00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:49,240
-Well, that's wonderful, dear.
-Not anymore.
922
00:51:49,307 --> 00:51:51,709
I'm stuck in this day
and I don't know what to do.
923
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,211
Did you get
much sleep last night?
924
00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:54,745
It's not about that.
925
00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:57,448
-You'd be surprised...
-Mom,
you're not understanding me.
926
00:51:57,515 --> 00:52:00,618
Well, we mothers never do,
do we?
927
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:05,022
-It's not like that.
-It's as if we were
never kids ourselves.
928
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:07,625
Look, I really need to talk
to my mother here, okay?
929
00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:10,395
By all means.
I wonder what he wants.
930
00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,698
I don't know how else
to explain this,
931
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:15,500
but for me,
there's no tomorrow.
932
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:16,601
Aw!
933
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:18,836
Wow, you can see the future.
934
00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,238
You must know my son Melvin.
935
00:52:20,305 --> 00:52:23,408
He's in eighth grade
and knows everything, too.
936
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:24,809
I don't know him.
937
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,311
Of course you do.
Come on now.
938
00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:29,814
He's big for his age.
He always wears black.
939
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,517
Chains, leather-studded belt?
940
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:33,651
Just a phase.
941
00:52:33,718 --> 00:52:35,853
Yeah, if you're
a budding psychopath.
942
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,756
-Luke.
-Is that jealousy
rearing its ugly head?
943
00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:41,726
-Jealousy? Are you kidding?
-Luke Malloy.
944
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:44,962
-What has gotten into you?
-I've been trying to tell you.
945
00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:46,597
But never mind.
946
00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:49,667
Luke.
947
00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:53,504
LUKE: Oh, no. Not again.
948
00:52:53,571 --> 00:52:55,906
Let's just get this
over with, okay?
949
00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:57,174
(FARTING)
950
00:52:59,244 --> 00:53:00,311
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)
951
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,019
Ugh!
952
00:53:12,056 --> 00:53:13,224
(BEEPING)
953
00:53:18,663 --> 00:53:21,766
One, two, three,
testing, one, two. Nice.
954
00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:33,878
Just give me a minute, guys.
955
00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:01,572
(SIGHS)
956
00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:08,779
Hello?
957
00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:11,749
LUKE: Hey, buddy, you mind?
I'm working under this one.
958
00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,918
Just kidding, meatball.
959
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:16,621
-Who's down there?
-It's your old buddy...
960
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:18,323
Henderson.
961
00:54:18,389 --> 00:54:20,725
And you know where
I'm coming from.
962
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:21,926
What are you doing down there?
963
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:23,260
(ENGINE STARTS)
964
00:54:28,633 --> 00:54:30,335
What's going on?
What do you want?
965
00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:33,838
An eye for an eye,
meathead.
966
00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:36,341
A taste of your own medicine.
967
00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:37,408
(WHISTLING)
968
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:45,950
Whoa, whoa, wait. Hey, hey.
Can we talk about this?
969
00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:48,986
(SCREAMS)
970
00:54:50,087 --> 00:54:51,322
(MEAT SHOUTING)
971
00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,897
MAN: Is somebody
in there or what?
972
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:01,198
Hang on.
973
00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:10,174
-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, hon.
974
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,709
A.J. and Riley
were here a moment ago.
975
00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:13,411
They said they've been
looking for you all day.
976
00:55:13,478 --> 00:55:16,180
Oh, uh...
I'll catch up with them later.
977
00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:18,082
I've got a message
for the lady here.
978
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:22,119
Your son Melvin wanted me
to tell you he feels like...
979
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,923
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
980
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:28,893
He's over
by the porta-potties.
981
00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:30,961
You might want
to bring a hose.
982
00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:41,271
Hey, Luke.
983
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:45,376
-Hey.
-Is your sister around?
984
00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:46,911
No, she's at the skate park.
985
00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:49,046
Ah!
986
00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:51,382
Okay. Well, um,
987
00:55:51,449 --> 00:55:53,117
just tell her we said hi.
988
00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:55,152
Sure.
989
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,303
Hey.
990
00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:16,707
Do you wanna know
the secret to riding a bike?
991
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,143
-Yeah.
-Be one with your ride.
992
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,145
-And keep pedaling.
-What do you mean?
993
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,550
Come here.
994
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,519
Now we're gonna start.
995
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:31,388
When I let go,
you're gonna keep pedaling.
996
00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:32,690
You'll find your balance,
997
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:35,693
but only if you
keep going forward.
998
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,695
Keep going for it?
999
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,799
Exactly,
keep going for it.
Hop on.
1000
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,703
-So what are you gonna do?
-Keep pedaling?
1001
00:56:45,770 --> 00:56:47,972
-And?
-Keep going for it?
1002
00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,740
-Couldn't hear you.
-Go for it.
1003
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,075
I'm sorry,
did you say something?
1004
00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:53,010
I'm going to keep pedaling.
1005
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,979
Oh, geez, I must have
something stuck in my ear,
1006
00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:56,146
'cause I can't hear you.
1007
00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:58,348
Keep pedaling
and go for it!
1008
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,284
Yeah, Maxine, way to...
1009
00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,219
-(SCREAMS)
-Oh!
1010
00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:05,623
-I did it.
-Yeah, you did.
1011
00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:07,458
I'll try to remind
you tomorrow.
1012
00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:10,094
I won't forget,
I promise.
1013
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,663
Oh, yes, you will.
I promise.
1014
00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:38,523
Hey, there he is. Luke!
1015
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:52,803
Oh, 'sup, dawgs?
1016
00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,304
What do you mean,
"'Sup, dawgs"?
1017
00:57:54,371 --> 00:57:56,340
We've been looking
for you all day.
1018
00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:58,308
Sorry, I'm just sick
of the rides.
1019
00:57:58,375 --> 00:57:59,443
What?
1020
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,646
I mean,
I didn't feel well,
1021
00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:03,280
so the rides would've
made me sicker.
1022
00:58:03,347 --> 00:58:05,616
-You know?
-Yeah.
1023
00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:06,951
-Right.
-Mmm-hmm.
1024
00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:08,085
Okay.
1025
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:09,520
Anyway, I gotta go.
1026
00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:11,622
What?
Where are you going now?
1027
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:13,558
To the bowl.
1028
00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:15,960
Are you kidding, Luke?
You're gonna die!
1029
00:58:16,026 --> 00:58:18,596
Not today, brah,
not today.
1030
00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:27,572
Did he just call me
a "brah"?
1031
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,874
I think so.
1032
00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:35,312
Yo, there's a guppy
in the bowl.
1033
00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:36,881
Get the stretcher.
1034
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:39,950
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1035
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,319
Funny, brah.
Truly hysterical.
1036
00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:45,623
Hey, just take your spill
and get out of my way.
1037
00:58:48,492 --> 00:58:50,394
I'll go when I'm ready.
1038
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,630
Hey, Snake!
1039
00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:54,832
Tell this kid
to take his tumble.
1040
00:58:54,899 --> 00:58:56,433
I'm ready to shred.
1041
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,702
So am I.
1042
00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:59,770
ALL: Oh!
1043
00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:01,639
What you saying there,
ese- brah.
1044
00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:02,940
I'm saying I wanna
shred the plumbing
1045
00:59:03,007 --> 00:59:05,309
so I can roll with
the Pound. You fluid?
1046
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,845
Irie, L-dawg.
We're fluid el mucho, boy!
1047
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:10,247
Come on, Snake.
This is a joke.
1048
00:59:11,148 --> 00:59:13,317
You shaking, dawg?
Ooh!
1049
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:15,753
(ALL HOOTING)
1050
00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:18,789
Well, well, well.
Apparently ese -brah
here is throwing down.
1051
00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:20,625
-Are you rolling
or running, dawg?
-What?
1052
00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:23,227
You mean I'm competing
against this little squirt?
1053
00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:24,528
Is there a problem, dawg?
1054
00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:27,898
Then let there be shred.
1055
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:31,301
He's lost his mind.
1056
00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:33,170
He did say he was sick.
1057
00:59:35,339 --> 00:59:36,874
I hope you enjoyed
yourself there,
1058
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:41,078
because in addition to pain,
you're gonna
be humiliated, too.
1059
00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:45,482
Good luck.
1060
00:59:47,451 --> 00:59:49,019
(SPARSE APPLAUSE)
1061
00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:00,130
Cool.
1062
01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:02,166
That was so awesome!
1063
01:00:06,771 --> 01:00:08,172
Whatever.
1064
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:14,779
(CHEERING)
1065
01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:16,914
Bring it.
1066
01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:30,661
SNAKE: Oh, my God!
1067
01:00:30,728 --> 01:00:32,629
Who is that little dawg?
1068
01:00:32,697 --> 01:00:34,464
That's my brother.
1069
01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:37,067
How come you never told me
about your micro-brah, babe?
1070
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:40,070
Maybe because
we've never
actually talked before.
1071
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,338
Oh, sha.
1072
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,211
Now it's on, brah.
1073
01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:50,347
Good.
1074
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,743
Oh, my God!
1075
01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:50,140
Yes!
1076
01:01:50,975 --> 01:01:52,242
Pack it in, squirt.
1077
01:01:52,309 --> 01:01:54,879
I know what you got left,
and it's called nada.
1078
01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:06,857
Woo!
1079
01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:12,830
ALL: Oh!
1080
01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:20,037
RILEY: Way to go, Luke!
1081
01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:21,972
You rule!
1082
01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:23,507
You're the man, Luke.
1083
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:24,975
You were so awesome.
1084
01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:26,811
You were unbelievable, dude.
1085
01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:28,278
Hey, Tinker-brah!
1086
01:02:28,345 --> 01:02:29,579
Fire hither and share some
1087
01:02:29,646 --> 01:02:32,016
skin with your new peeps
in the Pound, huh?
1088
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,517
BOY: Yeah.
1089
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,885
What are you doing?
1090
01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:37,187
Poodle-pup,
just relax, all right?
1091
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:40,557
Micro-maestro is rolling
with the big dawgs now,
you fluid?
1092
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:42,159
Yo, it's cool, dawgs.
1093
01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:45,462
I'll catch you guys
on the flip side.
1094
01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:47,932
-Yeah!
-I told you this kid is...
1095
01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:49,366
What the heck?
1096
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,802
Forget him.
Let's just get out of here.
1097
01:02:53,137 --> 01:02:54,805
Welcome to my Pound, brah.
1098
01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,206
What are you
talking about?
1099
01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:58,375
Well, I'm talking about
the L-dawg here
1100
01:02:58,442 --> 01:03:00,544
flying the colors
and living the code, babe.
1101
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,546
-He's 11.
-So what?
1102
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,414
-So?
-So you're too young.
1103
01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:06,250
You shouldn't even be here.
1104
01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:07,517
Why aren't you
with your friends?
1105
01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:08,853
Why aren't you with yours?
1106
01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:12,189
Hey, hey, guys,
just let there be chill,
all right?
1107
01:03:12,256 --> 01:03:15,592
It's never too early
to start living the
three "N's," my friend.
1108
01:03:15,659 --> 01:03:19,363
-What's that?
-Well, that's
"hangin'," "ridin'"
1109
01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:21,231
-and "partyin'."
-(ALL WHOOPING)
1110
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:25,903
-That's all you guys do?
-SNAKE: Sha!
1111
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,604
We do other stuff, too.
1112
01:03:27,671 --> 01:03:28,873
Like...
1113
01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:32,309
Videoing ourselves ridin'
1114
01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:33,743
and watching it
while we party!
1115
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,976
What's up, dawgs?
1116
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,345
Where are your friends, brah?
1117
01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:10,747
What? You're my friends.
1118
01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:13,583
Wow. I hate to see
how you treat your enemies.
1119
01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:15,119
What are you talking about?
1120
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,687
Are you kidding?
First, you ditch us.
1121
01:04:17,754 --> 01:04:21,025
And then when we finally
catch up with you,
you blow us off.
1122
01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:22,526
But Snake called me over.
1123
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,195
Well, whoop-dee-doo.
1124
01:04:25,262 --> 01:04:28,532
-Come on.
-Fluid, brah, fluid.
1125
01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:30,667
Where'd you learn
how to skateboard like that?
1126
01:04:30,734 --> 01:04:32,536
You said you'd never
been in a bowl,
1127
01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:36,040
yet you've been flying
and twisting around like
you've been doing it forever.
1128
01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:37,407
It's hard to explain.
1129
01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:39,476
No, it's not, Luke.
1130
01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:40,978
It's called lying.
1131
01:04:41,045 --> 01:04:44,248
I didn't lie.
Come on, guys,
you gotta believe me.
1132
01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:45,882
It's too late for that, dude.
1133
01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:47,084
You're on your own.
1134
01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:51,255
A.J., it's your turn.
1135
01:04:57,861 --> 01:04:59,029
I got a bonus.
1136
01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:00,697
RILEY: Oh!
1137
01:05:14,979 --> 01:05:16,380
RILEY: Yo, you up?
1138
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:19,549
A.J.: (YAWNING)
I am now.
1139
01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:21,986
RILEY: Where's Luke?
1140
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:25,055
A.J.: Dude,
you just woke me up.
How should I know?
1141
01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:45,709
Hey.
1142
01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:49,346
Hey. What are you doing here?
1143
01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:51,715
Gotta stay
in shape for soccer.
1144
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:54,851
What's the matter?
1145
01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:56,620
Nothing. I'm all right.
1146
01:05:56,686 --> 01:05:59,289
You're not upset
'cause you're such
a big dork, are you?
1147
01:06:00,124 --> 01:06:01,325
Look who's talking.
1148
01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:03,327
Yeah?
1149
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,767
So what happened?
1150
01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:12,036
I thought you
were at A.J's.
1151
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:13,970
Remember this?
1152
01:06:15,072 --> 01:06:17,407
Sure. Pinky swear.
1153
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:20,377
I swear to you
I'm going to tell
you the truth, Di.
1154
01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:22,212
Okay?
1155
01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,016
You know
my Ted Williams card?
1156
01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,953
It's worth a lot of money.
1157
01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:32,889
And if I'm lying,
you can have it.
1158
01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,894
Okay,
you've got my attention.
1159
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:40,530
So what's up?
1160
01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:45,269
I've been living the same
day again and again
for I don't know how long.
1161
01:06:47,204 --> 01:06:48,305
Today?
1162
01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:52,909
I'm actually dying
to go to school,
1163
01:06:52,976 --> 01:06:54,844
even if I can't go
to the bathroom
for two years
1164
01:06:54,911 --> 01:06:57,013
or get face-flushed
by Meat.
1165
01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:01,351
-Where you going?
-To get your
Ted Williams card.
1166
01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:03,420
Fine. Have fun today.
1167
01:07:03,487 --> 01:07:06,623
Running with the Dawg Pound,
living the three N's.
1168
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,325
Irie, sha.
1169
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,761
Have you been spying on me?
1170
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:14,664
No, but I've seen you
at the skate park
at least 100 times.
1171
01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:19,002
Come on, Di,
you gotta believe me.
1172
01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,372
Come on! Luke, this is crazy.
1173
01:07:22,439 --> 01:07:24,208
I know, I know.
1174
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,143
Please,
give me a chance.
1175
01:07:27,844 --> 01:07:30,247
All right. Prove it.
1176
01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:36,453
Okay.
1177
01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:40,590
Hey, man! Yeah.
How's it going?
1178
01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,293
Two words.
1179
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:46,363
Purple thong.
1180
01:07:47,964 --> 01:07:49,499
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1181
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,570
-MAN: It's okay.
-(MUFFLED) Ew!
1182
01:07:58,742 --> 01:07:59,743
Yellow balloon.
1183
01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,578
KID: Mommy, my balloon!
1184
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:10,120
Triple fives.
1185
01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:12,689
WOMAN: Oh, that's it.
MAN: The winner, triple five.
1186
01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:14,558
Pink pig.
1187
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:16,126
GIRL: The pink pig.
1188
01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:20,264
Big hug.
1189
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:24,968
(SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT)
1190
01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:30,307
That was pretty random,
don't you think?
1191
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:33,177
Here, take one.
1192
01:08:34,511 --> 01:08:36,946
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
1193
01:08:37,013 --> 01:08:38,848
(DIANA READING)
1194
01:08:40,817 --> 01:08:42,486
MEAT: Get out of
my way, kid.
1195
01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:43,853
Hey, Meat.
1196
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,022
Or should I say Melvin?
1197
01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:47,991
-(LAUGHING)
Who's Melvin?
-Shut up!
1198
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,397
Who told you that?
1199
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,365
Hey, back off
1200
01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:58,101
or the whole middle
school will know by
second period tomorrow.
1201
01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:01,070
Okay. Take it easy, kid.
1202
01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,140
My name's not "kid."
It's Luke. Luke Malloy.
1203
01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:07,344
Okay, Luke. Be cool.
1204
01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:08,945
Sure.
1205
01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:11,215
Practice this,
and your secret's
safe with me.
1206
01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:20,490
By the way,
I can have
"meatsnameismelvin.com"
1207
01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:21,691
up and going in a snap.
1208
01:09:23,260 --> 01:09:24,661
Can't believe the Net, dude.
1209
01:09:25,362 --> 01:09:26,496
Okay.
1210
01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,465
I'll be watching, Melv.
1211
01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:31,134
Okay.
1212
01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:35,004
So how am I doing?
1213
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:37,374
-Can I keep Ted Williams?
-Yeah.
1214
01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:43,913
A water?
1215
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:47,384
Fry?
1216
01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:50,119
At this point, I'd rather
gnaw on my arm
than eat another French fry
1217
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,888
or drink another soda.
1218
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:54,958
Well, that officially
removes my last shred
of doubt.
1219
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,593
How'd you get
yourself into this?
1220
01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:57,994
I wished for it.
1221
01:09:58,061 --> 01:10:00,163
-Why?
-Why not?
1222
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,798
I didn't want
summer to end.
1223
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:03,833
(SCOFFS) That's it?
1224
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,635
Or school to begin.
1225
01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:09,673
I mean, you've been
through middle school.
1226
01:10:09,739 --> 01:10:11,140
Yeah. And?
1227
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,976
It's just gonna be
so much different.
1228
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,479
So many new kids,
which changes
the whole friendship thing.
1229
01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:19,849
And where being
cool matters more than
1230
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,751
if you've been
best buds forever.
1231
01:10:21,818 --> 01:10:24,053
Are A.J. and Riley acting
like you're not cool enough?
1232
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,190
Or too cool.
Depends on the day.
1233
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:31,094
Why do you think
A.J. and Riley will
suddenly care about your, um,
1234
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,362
degree of coolness?
1235
01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:33,763
You told me they would.
1236
01:10:34,264 --> 01:10:35,565
Oh!
1237
01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:37,667
I was just
winding you up.
1238
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,769
I know,
but it happened.
1239
01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:41,471
What do you mean?
1240
01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:43,707
Audrey and Stephanie?
1241
01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,909
-We're still friends.
-Not like you were.
1242
01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:48,177
I see them every day.
1243
01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:51,448
And when I tell them
you're at the skate park,
1244
01:10:51,515 --> 01:10:55,685
they give
each other this look
like you've moved on.
1245
01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:00,256
And that's what
I'm afraid of.
1246
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:04,127
You're such a dork.
1247
01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:05,695
Well, thanks for
the pep talk.
1248
01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:07,964
But you're a cool dork, Luke.
1249
01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:11,368
You're either cool
or you're a dork.
1250
01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:12,969
How can you be
a cool dork?
1251
01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:15,104
Well, you're honest
1252
01:11:15,171 --> 01:11:17,474
with yourself,
to your buddies,
1253
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:19,309
even with me.
1254
01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:20,810
That sounds like
the dork part.
1255
01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,579
No, that's the cool part.
1256
01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:24,581
Being my little brother
is the dork part.
1257
01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:26,450
-So if I were you,
I would just quit worrying...
-Hey, Luke.
1258
01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:28,785
...and go for it.
1259
01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:31,020
Like with that girl
that just walked by.
1260
01:11:31,087 --> 01:11:32,255
Who?
1261
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,391
You mean Alice?
1262
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:36,292
You like her, don't you?
1263
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,461
She's okay.
1264
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:39,829
Well, have you
told her she's okay?
1265
01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:41,230
I think she knows.
1266
01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,733
So you've been
repeating this day
over and over
1267
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,435
and you still
haven't told her?
1268
01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:48,104
-Hey, it's not easy.
-Well, exactly.
1269
01:11:48,171 --> 01:11:49,473
But you know what?
1270
01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:51,341
Girls love to be
told that stuff.
1271
01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:53,877
Even if they're being
told by cool dorks?
1272
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,379
Especially if they are.
1273
01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:03,787
What's the matter?
1274
01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:06,623
This is great, Di.
Really. It's just...
1275
01:12:07,624 --> 01:12:10,059
I'm afraid
I'll wake up tomorrow
1276
01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:12,496
and have to do it
all over again.
1277
01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:15,198
Well, maybe
it'll be different this time.
1278
01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:17,133
You've already changed my day.
1279
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,536
Now, go change yours.
1280
01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:32,181
MOLESKY:
Have fun and enjoy
the rest of the exhibit.
1281
01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:36,252
-Mr. Molesky?
-Yes.
1282
01:12:36,319 --> 01:12:39,088
Uh, not to be too much
of a brown-nose moth,
1283
01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:41,290
but I'm really looking forward
to class tomorrow.
1284
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,694
And, actually,
it's a brown-tail moth.
1285
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:47,063
I know,
I'm just baggin' on you.
1286
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:50,734
Pulling your chain.
1287
01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:53,937
Busting your chops.
1288
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:57,474
I'm kidding, dude.
1289
01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:02,479
Good one. Good one.
1290
01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:04,047
I'll see you in class.
1291
01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:15,825
-Hi, Alice.
-Hey.
1292
01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,094
It's just me.
1293
01:13:18,161 --> 01:13:19,896
Oh, then
what are you doing here?
1294
01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:22,666
I like butterflies.
1295
01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:25,201
There's just something
about them
that makes me feel good.
1296
01:13:25,268 --> 01:13:27,070
I know what you mean.
1297
01:13:27,136 --> 01:13:29,773
I heard about
the release tomorrow.
Bet that will be cool, huh?
1298
01:13:29,839 --> 01:13:31,307
I can't wait.
1299
01:13:33,843 --> 01:13:36,012
Don't be nervous
about the butterflies,
they like you.
1300
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:39,483
Oh, it's not the butterflies
on the outside,
1301
01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:41,985
it's the butterflies
on the inside.
1302
01:13:42,051 --> 01:13:43,086
Talent show, huh?
1303
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:45,321
No.
1304
01:13:45,388 --> 01:13:46,389
Well...
1305
01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:51,094
There was another
reason I came in here.
1306
01:13:52,962 --> 01:13:55,198
Because I want to see you.
1307
01:13:58,902 --> 01:14:02,138
And tell you that
1308
01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:04,340
I'm really glad
that we're in the same
class this year.
1309
01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:06,976
Me, too.
1310
01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:09,045
Really?
1311
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,348
Cool.
1312
01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:16,686
Well, see you.
1313
01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:19,422
Good luck.
1314
01:14:25,061 --> 01:14:26,696
* I'm a cool dork,
I'm a cool dork
1315
01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:29,365
* I'm a cool dork,
I'm a cool dork
I'm a cool dork
1316
01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:31,901
* Make some room,
make some room *
1317
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:34,037
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
1318
01:14:46,182 --> 01:14:47,817
* I'm a cool dork
1319
01:14:47,884 --> 01:14:51,721
* Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool dork
Oh, yeah *
1320
01:14:51,788 --> 01:14:53,890
Fifteen minutes
until show time.
1321
01:14:53,957 --> 01:14:58,161
Summer's last hurrah!
1322
01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:00,530
(IMITATING ELVIS PRESLEY)
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
1323
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:02,131
Thank you very much.
1324
01:15:02,866 --> 01:15:03,967
Oh!
1325
01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:05,368
Come on, Luke.
1326
01:15:05,434 --> 01:15:08,037
We will seriously spew
if you're gonna be this way.
1327
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:09,706
It's not what you think.
1328
01:15:09,773 --> 01:15:12,942
For the first time
in a long time,
I'm ready to rock.
1329
01:15:13,910 --> 01:15:15,078
Uh!
1330
01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:17,246
Whatever works.
1331
01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:19,315
MAN 1: Yo,
a little help, please.
1332
01:15:25,388 --> 01:15:26,690
-The problem is...
-Thanks.
1333
01:15:26,756 --> 01:15:29,225
...I won't be around
to find out. See?
1334
01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:33,062
Harvey.
1335
01:15:35,064 --> 01:15:36,165
See what?
1336
01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:46,810
(TUBAS PLAYING)
1337
01:15:53,349 --> 01:15:55,619
You never said
your cousin
was a tuba prodigy.
1338
01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:58,354
I didn't even know
there was such a thing.
1339
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,558
Oh, man. Ooh!
1340
01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:13,937
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
1341
01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:19,108
Hey.
1342
01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,310
Hey.
1343
01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:24,313
Thanks for teaching
me the secret.
I can really do it now.
1344
01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:27,917
-You remember?
-Sure.
1345
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:33,857
What's the matter?
1346
01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,792
Remember how you felt
before you could ride?
1347
01:16:35,859 --> 01:16:36,893
Yeah.
1348
01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:39,763
That's how I feel now.
1349
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:43,800
Well, keep pedaling.
Right?
1350
01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:48,838
Right.
1351
01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:55,578
See you.
1352
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:57,981
Yeah.
1353
01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:03,953
(CHEERING)
1354
01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:09,793
Well! You got to feel
a little sorry
for the act that has to follow
1355
01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:12,328
that terrific trough
of tuba talent.
1356
01:17:12,395 --> 01:17:14,297
(LOLA LAUGHING)
1357
01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:17,566
Next up, Steel Monkey!
1358
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:22,772
Great job.
1359
01:17:22,839 --> 01:17:24,473
Is that steel,
like in the metal,
1360
01:17:24,540 --> 01:17:26,710
or, like, steal like
in ripping something off?
1361
01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:29,112
(LAUGHING)
1362
01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:31,480
Well, gotta go
back to my cave.
1363
01:17:35,685 --> 01:17:37,186
What are we gonna do?
1364
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:40,056
-I don't know,
but we can't play without...
-Let's go, guys.
1365
01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:41,390
Where the heck
have you been?
1366
01:17:41,457 --> 01:17:42,859
Freaking out.
1367
01:17:42,926 --> 01:17:45,461
But then I remembered
we're in this together,
right?
1368
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:50,433
ALL: Steel Monkey rules!
1369
01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:58,074
Here we go.
1370
01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:04,313
(FEEDBACK SQUEALING)
1371
01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:06,115
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1372
01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:08,351
Oh, man.
1373
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,056
(FEEDBACK SQUEALING)
1374
01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:14,724
MAN: There we go, buddy.
1375
01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:16,259
There you go.
1376
01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:23,800
MAN: Let's hear it!
1377
01:18:23,867 --> 01:18:25,434
WOMAN: Let's go!
1378
01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:32,842
-Go, Luke!
-Here we go, kid.
You got this.
1379
01:18:32,909 --> 01:18:34,710
Come on, guys. Let's go!
1380
01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:38,714
Luke!
1381
01:18:43,953 --> 01:18:45,254
You can do it!
1382
01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:49,592
-Go, Luke!
-Yeah.
1383
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:52,996
DIANA: You can do it.
1384
01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:01,537
* It's the end, the end,
the end of summer
1385
01:19:01,604 --> 01:19:04,640
* The end, the end, the end,
what a bummer
1386
01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:07,476
* Don't wanna wake up
early in the morning
1387
01:19:10,446 --> 01:19:13,749
* Bored in the classroom
I end up snoring
1388
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:18,822
* This is the way
things ought to stay
1389
01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:21,490
* Where every single
day is a holiday
1390
01:19:21,557 --> 01:19:23,626
* But it's the end of summer
1391
01:19:23,692 --> 01:19:25,862
* Can't wait till next year
1392
01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:30,399
* Let's go, let's go,
no time to quit
1393
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:32,969
* Keep it all together,
make the best of it
1394
01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:34,503
* Let's go, let's go
1395
01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,105
* Let's keep it right here
1396
01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:38,007
* Just a little bit of summer
1397
01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:40,643
* Can't wait till next year
1398
01:19:41,878 --> 01:19:45,081
* Don't wanna pass
just go to the restroom
1399
01:19:47,650 --> 01:19:50,786
* I'd rather stay in bed
Yeah, that's the best room
1400
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:56,192
* Well, this is the way
things ought to stay
1401
01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:58,828
* Where every single day
is a holiday
1402
01:19:58,895 --> 01:20:00,964
* But it's the end of summer
1403
01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:04,533
* Can't wait till next year
1404
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,936
* Let's go, let's go,
no time to quit *
1405
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:08,404
Go, Luke!
1406
01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:10,206
* Keep it all together,
make the best of it
1407
01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:11,774
* Let's go, let's go
1408
01:20:11,841 --> 01:20:13,242
* Let's keep it right here
1409
01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:16,079
* Just a little bit of summer
1410
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:18,247
* Just a little bit of summer
1411
01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:20,583
* Can't wait till next year
1412
01:20:27,756 --> 01:20:30,726
* It's the end, the end,
the end of summer
1413
01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:33,362
* The end, the end,
the end, what a bummer
1414
01:20:33,429 --> 01:20:36,465
* Let's go, let's go,
no time to quit
1415
01:20:36,532 --> 01:20:39,002
* Keep it all together,
make the best of it
1416
01:20:39,068 --> 01:20:40,503
* Let's go, let's go
1417
01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:42,171
* Let's keep it right here
1418
01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:44,807
* Just a little bit of summer
1419
01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:47,576
* Just a little bit of summer
1420
01:20:47,643 --> 01:20:49,913
* Just a little bit of summer
1421
01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:52,848
* Can't wait till next year!
1422
01:20:53,716 --> 01:20:55,451
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1423
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:04,493
(LAUGHING)
1424
01:21:13,436 --> 01:21:15,371
This the greatest or what?
1425
01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:17,006
This is the best day ever.
1426
01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:22,278
(SCREAMING)
1427
01:21:23,079 --> 01:21:24,447
(AUDIENCE GROANING)
1428
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,629
Hey, look who's up.
1429
01:21:44,133 --> 01:21:45,768
Here, drink this.
1430
01:21:46,769 --> 01:21:48,271
Special treat.
1431
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:52,141
I didn't shake it up.
1432
01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:54,177
That would not
have been kind,
1433
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:57,146
although it definitely
would have been random.
1434
01:21:57,213 --> 01:22:00,283
Anyway, I have
to go meet Audrey
and Stephanie.
1435
01:22:00,783 --> 01:22:01,985
Thanks.
1436
01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:07,590
How you feeling,
sweetheart?
1437
01:22:07,656 --> 01:22:09,158
A little drowsy.
1438
01:22:12,962 --> 01:22:14,063
Today is...
1439
01:22:14,130 --> 01:22:15,331
Your last day of summer.
1440
01:22:15,398 --> 01:22:16,765
(SIGHS)
1441
01:22:16,832 --> 01:22:19,935
Of course,
it's everyone else's
first day of school.
1442
01:22:20,003 --> 01:22:21,770
The festival? It's over?
1443
01:22:21,837 --> 01:22:24,273
Yeah, you certainly
ended it with a bang
1444
01:22:24,340 --> 01:22:26,875
when that chipmunk came down
and landed on your head,
1445
01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,477
and then you
fell off the stage...
1446
01:22:28,544 --> 01:22:30,113
We performed?
1447
01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:32,781
Well, you really
did bang your head.
1448
01:22:32,848 --> 01:22:35,618
You guys were
the hit of the show.
You don't remember that?
1449
01:22:38,021 --> 01:22:39,088
Wow.
1450
01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:41,790
You've got
some visitors here,
1451
01:22:41,857 --> 01:22:42,925
if you're up for it.
1452
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:46,329
Sure.
1453
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,336
Come on in, boys.
1454
01:22:54,670 --> 01:22:57,640
-Not too long, okay?
-Yes, Mrs. Malloy.
1455
01:23:01,944 --> 01:23:04,347
-Hey.
-How you doing?
1456
01:23:04,413 --> 01:23:07,250
Good. Actually, great.
1457
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:10,219
By the way,
Alice told me
to tell you hello.
1458
01:23:10,286 --> 01:23:13,522
-What's up with that, dude?
-Back off, man.
1459
01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:15,458
He has a head injury.
1460
01:23:15,524 --> 01:23:17,860
We'll give him grief later.
(LAUGHS)
1461
01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:19,462
You won't believe
what happened at school today.
1462
01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:20,829
RILEY: It was amazing.
1463
01:23:20,896 --> 01:23:23,032
I'm walking down the hall,
I'm looking for our classes,
1464
01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:25,668
and I accidentally bumped into
this very large dude.
1465
01:23:25,734 --> 01:23:26,935
He was huge!
1466
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:29,238
-With a lot of facial hair.
-And nasty teeth.
1467
01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:31,440
Dude definitely stayed back
a couple of years.
1468
01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:33,376
Yeah.
1469
01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,578
But I accidentally
knocked down his books
1470
01:23:35,644 --> 01:23:37,012
and the dude
looks at me like...
1471
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,281
He's definitely gonna die.
1472
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:39,448
But before he says anything...
1473
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,549
Or kicks his butt.
1474
01:23:40,616 --> 01:23:41,817
...guess who comes
to my rescue?
1475
01:23:42,418 --> 01:23:43,519
Meat.
1476
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:48,091
-He's psychic.
-How'd you know?
1477
01:23:48,157 --> 01:23:50,159
Wild guess.
1478
01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:52,795
Well, anyway.
He tells the guy to chill
and, of course, he does,
1479
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,063
and he helps me
pick up the books.
1480
01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:56,199
It was nice,
but so random.
1481
01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:58,401
Very.
1482
01:23:58,467 --> 01:24:00,869
Then after that I saw Sorenson
and she asks me
where I'm going.
1483
01:24:00,936 --> 01:24:03,706
And he says,
"Well, the opposite way
that you're going."
1484
01:24:03,772 --> 01:24:05,274
And then she said,
"Well, I'm sorry,
1485
01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:07,810
"because we have
all the same
classes together."
1486
01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:10,546
Then he says,
"What'd I do to deserve this?"
1487
01:24:10,613 --> 01:24:12,348
Then she said,
"Let me think.
1488
01:24:12,415 --> 01:24:13,949
"Remember the time
we were on the Ferris wheel,
1489
01:24:14,016 --> 01:24:16,352
"and you, like,
talked about how..."
1490
01:24:16,419 --> 01:24:17,820
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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