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? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna have myself a time ?
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? Friendly faces everywhere ?
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? Humble folks without temptation ?
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? Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ?
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? There's ample parking day or night ?
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? People spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor" ?
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? I'm headin' on down to Tegridy Farms ?
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? Gonna see if I can't unwind ?
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I got some weed, and
I don't know what's going on.
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? So come on down to Tegridy Farms ?
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? And meet some friends of mine ?
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Hey. Good morning, everybody,
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Welcome to "Tegridy Breakfast,"
the show where we talk about
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everything Tegridy Farms.
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I'm Randy Marsh.
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Hey hey hey, folks. I'm Towelie.
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Today, we're gonna talk about
what's been growing on the farm,
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especially our new Tegridy
Thanksgiving Special.
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I'll tell you what,
I smoked it out of a 4-foot bong,
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and it just about destroyed my...
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Alright. Wrap it up. Shut this down.
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Come on, Marsh. Let's go.
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Go... Go where?
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Everyone's had enough, Mr. Marsh.
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We need you to come with us.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Sorry, everybody, we'll be right back.
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Let's go.
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What do you think you're... my show!
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My Tegridy Farms show!
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Hello, Mayor, Mr. And Mrs. Tweek,
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Mackey.
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Mr. Marsh, do you remember
a few weeks ago,
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when homes in South Park
were attacked by a terrorist
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called "Mexican Joker"?
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Yeah. Mexican Joker. That was terrible.
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Right. Except there
was no Mexican Joker.
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It was you who blew up people's yards
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because they were homegrowing
their own marijuana.
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Pfft. Well, that's ridiculous.
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The Tweeks have come
forward with some footage
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caught on their security camera.
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Guys, I have nothing
against home-growers.
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Run the the footage, please.
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Hmmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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People are fed up, Marsh.
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The past few weeks,
you've held parades for yourself,
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needlessly slaughtered 1,000 cows,
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made deals with the Chinese,
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and nearly poisoned everyone
with your Halloween Special.
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Everyone's had enough of Tegridy Farms.
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Enough of Tegridy Farms?
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South Park is nothing
without Tegridy Farms.
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You'll be taken to county
jail to await your trial.
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Get him out of here.
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I didn't do anything wrong!
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You people are just jealous...
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Jealous that I took over South Park,
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and I'm successful!
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Well, at least now,
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South Park can start
getting back to normal.
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Titty farts! Titty farts, dog weiner!
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Dog weiner! Dog Wiener!
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Pubic mooooounund...
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Pubic mounnnnd...
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Just hike the stupid ball, Cartman!
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Pubic mound, titty farts, hut!
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi, four Mississippi...
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Dude, I'm open!
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You can't catch!
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Dude, I'm wide open!
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That totally would
have been a touchdown.
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Little Jason White was a happy child,
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a playful child.
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And ultimately,
it was his playfulness in sports
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that got him killed in a freak
hit-and-run accident.
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The father would like
to now say a few words.
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I'm Robert White, Jason's father.
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And I can tell you that, as a White,
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Jason lived a challenged life.
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When I look out on this congregation,
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I can't help but think,
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"There's not a whole
lot of people here."
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Doesn't seem like a big deal.
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Nobody's outraged 'cause
it was our family.
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Nobody cares when a White
gets killed by the police.
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There should be protests
and marches, but no.
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The police killed a White.
That's not protest-worthy.
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Everybody's busy trying
to lock up Randy Marsh.
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Now, my wife and I have a dead child,
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and we can't even get any
weed to make us feel better!
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Yeah, don't listen to me.
I'm just a White.
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Kids, I have something to tell you,
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but I don't want you to be scared, okay?
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Daddy is... in police custody
until there's a hearing.
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He could be in jail for a long time.
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Do you promise?
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Like, how long is a long time?
Like, could it be years?
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It could be, sweetheart. We don't know.
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Yes!
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Is it possible he could get out of it?
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Of course it's possible, honey.
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But if he doesn't get out of it,
then what happens to us?
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We'd probably have to sell the farm,
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and move back to town,
and sort of live our lives
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without the marijuana business,
and without Daddy.
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Just try to stay hopeful kids.
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We will, Mom. You, too.
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Okay. You, too. Shelly.
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Okay, Mom. You, too.
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What?
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Who?
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Oh. Okay, sure. Put him through.
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This is the President.
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Hi Mr. Gar... Mr. President.
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I'm really sorry to bother you.
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Look, uh... I'm in a bit of trouble.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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Yeah, they uh...
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Someone got some supposed evidence on me
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doing something illegal, and uh...
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Well, did you tell everyone
you didn't do anything wrong?
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Yeah. Yeah, of course.
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Well, did you then go on the attack,
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and swap the accusations,
to make yourself a victim?
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Did I... Did I what?
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Oh, geez. DARVO, Randy...
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Deny, attack,
reverse victim and offender.
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Alright. Let's role play.
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You be your accusers, and I'll be you.
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Okay, go.
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Uh... Um...
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Hey, you... you blew up people's yards
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who were growing their own marijuana.
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No, I didn't!
Are you joking, you psychopath?!
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Now you're blowing up my yard!
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Go ahead. Try another one.
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You... You illegally damaged
property to make your business...
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You damaged property to make
your business more profitable,
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you lying sack of shit!
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I'm not gonna be bullied by you!
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See? It's really not that hard.
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It just takes a little chin wiggling.
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Geez, you're really good at that.
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Look, what I really need
from you is some personnel.
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Do you know any good lawyers?
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Do I know any good lawyers?
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No. But I do know Rudy Giuliani.
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Hey. Fuck you.
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No, fuck you, Rudy.
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You finish cleaning up
those pistachio nuts yet?
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Yeah. That's all of them, Mr. President.
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Listen, Randy,
I'm gonna throw you a bone.
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You just sit tight,
and I'll help you take care of this.
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Sheila. Gerald. Hi.
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Hi, Sharon.
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We just know you're going through
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a really hard time right now.
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We wanted to bring you guys a lasagna.
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Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you.
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Other families have
brought some stuff, too.
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Come on in.
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Hey, guys. We got lasagna.
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I love lasagna!
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Hey, no running in the
house you little turkeys.
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Oh, look at that, Sharon.
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You took down all the
pictures of marijuana.
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Oh. Yeah. You know, just too painful.
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You know, they remind me of Randy.
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That's why I took down
Randy's pictures, too,
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because, you know,
they remind me of Randy.
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Look, I'm sorry if you
don't want to talk about it,
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but have you thought
about what you might do
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if Randy gets put away?
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Yeah. I've kind of made a list
of all the things I might do.
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It's kind of a long list.
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Oh, isn't this lovely?
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The whole town, turning out
to support the Marsh family
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in their time of need.
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Our son was killed by the police.
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Would have been nice if
somebody brought us a lasagna.
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You know, if I'm not mistaken,
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it almost seems like you people
are happy that Tegridy Farms
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is being indicted.
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It's almost like you're reveling in it.
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My wife and I were both
Tegridy Plus members.
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We always believed in Randy Marsh.
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We believed in Tegridy.
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And now, there's less Whites.
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Now, there's less Whites.
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Oh, geez.
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We should have never played
football that close to the road.
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Yeah. This isn't right.
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Where are you going, Eric?
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I think I might be able to help them.
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Mr. And Mrs. White!
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I'm sorry about what happened.
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I knew Jason pretty well.
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He was a shitty receiver.
But he would have wanted
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his parents to move on,
and help a new child.
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Wh... What do you mean?
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A few weeks ago, I was sent somewhere.
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It was a place where people like you
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can find a way to fill that empty hole.
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Welcome, everyone. My name is Jeff.
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We're thrilled you've come
to help out and adopt.
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The parents of the children
inside have all been deported,
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but the kids are legal citizens,
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since they were born
in the United States.
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- Mr. and Mrs. White?
- Yes?
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We all heard about your tragic loss.
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I'd love to help out however I can.
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Is there something specific
you're looking for?
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We... don't really know.
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We've got all kinds here,
depending on your preferences.
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Here's a little Panamanian.
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They're very clean.
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This is a Colombian Shorthair.
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Oh, and this is a good one.
This is a Baja Shepherd.
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Quiero mi papa. Quiero my mama.
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Bien, gracias. Y tu?
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Oh, honey,
look at the Peruvian Hairless.
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Yes, they're pretty silly-looking.
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Great with kids, though.
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Hey, what's this little guy?
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Oh, this is a purebred Mexican.
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He's had all his shots.
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Parents were deported two weeks ago.
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Here. We can let him run
around a little bit.
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Mi familia? Donde estas?
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Bien, gracias. Y tu?
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Oh, Bob, he's kind of perfect.
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Hello, little fellow.
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How would you like to be a White?
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Look, doctor,
you have to give me something.
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I'm really sick.
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What exactly are your symptoms?
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I'm like... starting to question
things that I've done...
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Like, starting to question
the person I've become.
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And I can't sleep at night.
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I just lay in my cell,
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wondering if I've been
a bad father lately,
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and a bad husband.
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Please. It really hurts.
I need some marijuana.
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It sounds like you haven't had
access to marijuana for a while,
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and now reality is setting in.
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I just need a little medicinal weed,
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and these symptoms will all go away.
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Well, maybe they shouldn't go away.
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Maybe this is your wake-up call
that you've been abusing drugs,
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and you need to face
all your wrong-doings,
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try to turn your life around.
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You need to turn your life around!
256
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,014
Clearly, you have the addiction problem,
257
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,169
and I'm just your whipping boy!
258
00:11:07,489 --> 00:11:09,156
That's not going to work, Mr. Marsh.
259
00:11:09,181 --> 00:11:11,214
You're not the President
of the United States.
260
00:11:11,239 --> 00:11:12,864
Ah poop.
261
00:11:15,872 --> 00:11:20,387
Well, Alejandro, How are you
enjoying being a White so far?
262
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,856
Mi familia! Donde estas?
263
00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:24,966
Bien. Gracias. Y tu?
264
00:11:25,081 --> 00:11:27,897
Yes, its good us Whites have
each other, Alejandro,
265
00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:30,656
because... I need to tell you something.
266
00:11:30,681 --> 00:11:34,814
You see, now that you're a White
life isn't gonna be so easy.
267
00:11:34,864 --> 00:11:37,164
You're gonna find that a
lot of people in this world
268
00:11:37,189 --> 00:11:39,056
just don't care about The Whites.
269
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,231
You'll hear all about how others
in the world are mistreated
270
00:11:42,256 --> 00:11:44,122
but nobody will care when you are.
271
00:11:44,156 --> 00:11:47,222
Being a White is the hardest thing ever.
272
00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:48,841
That's my little White.
273
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,708
Oh... Turn it up honey!
274
00:11:51,071 --> 00:11:53,255
And the President of
the United States today
275
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,731
called the allegations
against Randy Marsh
276
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,556
"total buttfucking bullshit"
277
00:11:57,581 --> 00:11:59,714
and claims the neighbors
who came forward
278
00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:01,305
with the evidence video are
279
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,930
"Tampon Faced 69ing whistleblowers"
280
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:06,488
When asked for clarification
the President's lawyer
281
00:12:06,513 --> 00:12:09,599
and treasonous pig,
Rudy Giuliani, had this to say.
282
00:12:09,624 --> 00:12:13,442
Ooh, this is just a conspiracy!
It's a conspiracy!
283
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,297
And we need everyone out there
who... who don't think
284
00:12:16,322 --> 00:12:19,778
their voices are heard to
make their voices louder!!
285
00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:21,889
Uhp. He's absolutely right!
286
00:12:21,914 --> 00:12:25,014
Starting tomorrow the Whites are
going to start actively trying
287
00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:27,372
to stop all this trial nonsense!
288
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:29,464
Bob! Alejandro's on your phone
289
00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:31,239
and it's past phone use time!
290
00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:32,564
Hey!
291
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:35,222
Why, he's trying to call Mexico!
292
00:12:35,247 --> 00:12:39,189
Alejandro, the Whites do not use
mobile devices after 7:00 P. M.
293
00:12:39,222 --> 00:12:42,056
Why would he try to call
long distance to Mexico?
294
00:12:42,089 --> 00:12:43,856
Does he just assume that the Whites
295
00:12:43,881 --> 00:12:45,381
have all the money in the world!?
296
00:12:45,406 --> 00:12:47,579
The Whites don't call long distance.
297
00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:51,556
Jason never tried to use mobile
devices after the cut off time.
298
00:12:51,581 --> 00:12:54,493
Jason never tried to call long distance!
299
00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:59,489
Well good job, Alejandro,
now you've upset your mother!
300
00:12:59,704 --> 00:13:01,456
Esa no es mi madre!
301
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,611
Bien. Gracias. Y Tu?
302
00:13:05,364 --> 00:13:08,797
I've had a lot of time to
just sit in here and think...
303
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:12,122
Starting to realize I have
this pattern of behavior
304
00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:14,280
where I always want more.
305
00:13:14,423 --> 00:13:16,656
More weed. More drinks.
306
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,656
More deals with the Chinese...
307
00:13:18,837 --> 00:13:20,197
It's never enough.
308
00:13:20,857 --> 00:13:23,131
See, I always had my flaws
but at the end of the day
309
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:24,989
I cared about people.
310
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,875
You know what the president said?
311
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:30,556
He said just deny everything
and make yourself the victim...
312
00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:34,389
Yeah, well, maybe
he's part of how I got here.
313
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:37,822
Maybe the president has
brought down my moral meter.
314
00:13:38,006 --> 00:13:40,522
I don't mean to cast blame,
I'm to blame, but,
315
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:44,722
ever since he was elected I've
compared my morals to his.
316
00:13:44,951 --> 00:13:47,056
And no matter how awful I am...
317
00:13:47,081 --> 00:13:50,029
I'm never as bad as the
president so I'm okay.
318
00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:53,564
Help support Tegridy
Farms and Randy Marsh?
319
00:13:53,589 --> 00:13:55,322
Randy Marsh has done nothing wrong.
320
00:13:55,347 --> 00:13:57,380
Stop the ridiculous persecution.
321
00:13:57,521 --> 00:13:59,865
Help exonerate Tegridy Farms?
322
00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:01,397
Oh yeah, just ignore us!
323
00:14:01,422 --> 00:14:02,950
The Whites are used to it!
324
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,043
Good one, honey.
325
00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:05,289
Daddy!
326
00:14:05,314 --> 00:14:07,781
Alejandro isn't ringin' his bell!
327
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,998
Alejandro! There's few
enough of us as it is!
328
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,622
We're not gonna stop this trial
unless all the Whites chip in!
329
00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:15,022
Now ring your bell.
330
00:14:18,214 --> 00:14:19,981
No quiero estar aqui!
331
00:14:20,014 --> 00:14:22,490
It's like he doesn't appreciate us, Bob.
332
00:14:22,515 --> 00:14:25,489
- No, I know.
- I mean, we give him a place to live,
333
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,242
food, we take care of him.
334
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,164
He's just... He doesn't happy.
335
00:14:30,189 --> 00:14:32,997
Maybe if we got him a little
thing to take care of and feed,
336
00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:35,452
he'd understand how much
responsibility it is.
337
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:39,131
We're so glad you came
back Mr. and Mrs. White!
338
00:14:39,156 --> 00:14:42,263
We have even more kids now who's
parents have been deported!
339
00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:43,935
See one you like, Alejandro?
340
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,381
Now that you're a White you
can pick any one you want.
341
00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:47,689
Oh, here's a good one!
342
00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:50,263
Four years old,
parents just deported yesterday.
343
00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:52,656
He's a Panamanian Podengo Peque隳.
344
00:14:52,874 --> 00:14:54,584
Do you like him, Alejandro?
345
00:14:54,609 --> 00:14:56,522
We can see how he gets
along with the kids.
346
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:00,631
Quiro mi mama?
347
00:15:00,656 --> 00:15:02,467
Nunca la volveras a ver.
348
00:15:02,492 --> 00:15:04,556
Oh, look... I think he likes him!
349
00:15:04,589 --> 00:15:06,322
Alright, Alejandro, but you have
350
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:08,757
to take care of him
and clean up after him.
351
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:12,185
This is a great addition to our family.
352
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,377
Yeah... And now there
will be more Whites
353
00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:16,556
to help put a stop to
those needless hearings.
354
00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:29,956
Hey, Marsh, you got a visitor.
355
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,662
I do?
356
00:15:33,674 --> 00:15:35,588
Fifteen minutes. That's all you get.
357
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:39,956
Hello, Mr. Marsh.
358
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,736
My name is Mr. Giuliani!
359
00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,789
I've been sent to try and help you!
360
00:15:44,822 --> 00:15:47,789
Oh... thanks but I think
I'm just gonna plead guilty.
361
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,595
Oh, that sounds like someone
who's a little down in the puss.
362
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:55,696
The president said you would be
and he thought you might need
363
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,222
a little something special.
364
00:16:09,556 --> 00:16:11,502
Shhhhhh....
365
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:19,022
Would this make you feel better?
366
00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:21,389
Ohhh...
367
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,681
Ohhhhh...
368
00:16:23,604 --> 00:16:27,840
Is this just what the doctor ordered?
369
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:29,889
Yeah...
370
00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:41,354
Tom, I'm standing outside
the government building
371
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:44,049
where Randy Marsh is
about to be arraigned.
372
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,831
Protestors from both
sides have gathered here,
373
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:48,846
some of them who are
for the proceedings...
374
00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:50,596
Lock him up! Lock him up!
375
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,284
... and also those in support
376
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:53,942
of ending the investigation.
377
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:57,495
Let him go! Let him go!
378
00:16:57,748 --> 00:17:01,221
These hearings are a waste
of the taxpayers' money!
379
00:17:01,247 --> 00:17:02,613
Nothing in these hearings
380
00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:05,119
will change the Whites' minds one bit!
381
00:17:05,144 --> 00:17:06,784
- Daddy!
- What?
382
00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:09,909
Alejandro isn't putting
on his sunscreen!
383
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:12,034
Alejandro! What have we told you?!
384
00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:15,112
All Whites wear a sunscreen!
Put it on right now!
385
00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:19,354
No necesita protector solar!
386
00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:21,679
Necessito a mi madre y my padre!
387
00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:25,796
Bien gracias y tu!
388
00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:27,562
Now put it on!
389
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,523
Alto! Ahghg! Alto!
390
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,515
Te odio! Te odio!
391
00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:36,052
In the South Park vs.
Tegridy Farms matter,
392
00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:38,882
we are now ready to proceed
with the arraignment.
393
00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:42,407
Before doing so, Mr. Marsh,
do you have any words?
394
00:17:42,432 --> 00:17:44,796
Yeah, I have some words to say!
395
00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:47,210
Go get 'em! Go... Go get 'em!
396
00:17:48,077 --> 00:17:50,711
I can't believe I'm being attacked here!
397
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,469
You people are monsters.
398
00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:55,116
The evidence shows me
in a yard taking a dump.
399
00:17:55,141 --> 00:18:00,341
Yes. Because I was setting
a trap for Mexican Joker!
400
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,007
- Oh, come on!
- Oh, brother, here we go!
401
00:18:02,032 --> 00:18:05,351
That's right, and Mexican
Joker attacked seconds later!
402
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,398
I was trying to protect
you people from terrorists.
403
00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:10,252
And what do I get for it?!
404
00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:12,101
I get a-a bunch of...
405
00:18:15,587 --> 00:18:16,991
A bunch of...
406
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,190
No...
407
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:20,999
No, I can't do this.
408
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,905
You wanna know what really happened?
409
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,898
The president sent me his lawyer.
410
00:18:27,111 --> 00:18:29,163
And his lawyer told me
what to say to get off
411
00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:30,954
and gave me a joint in prison.
412
00:18:33,311 --> 00:18:35,007
And then I smoked that joint.
413
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:36,679
And you know what I thought?
414
00:18:36,961 --> 00:18:38,176
I thought,
415
00:18:38,457 --> 00:18:40,715
"This is some shitty ass weed."
416
00:18:41,014 --> 00:18:42,613
It wasn't Tegridy.
417
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,544
It barely even changed my mental state.
418
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:50,277
The reason I got into
the marijuana business
419
00:18:50,302 --> 00:18:54,309
was to make quality,
simple weed that came from the heart.
420
00:18:54,987 --> 00:18:57,738
Weed that was strong and pure.
421
00:18:58,363 --> 00:19:01,121
Somewhere on that journey I lost my way.
422
00:19:01,844 --> 00:19:04,934
Tegridy Weed is about community.
423
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,645
It's a sunrise.
424
00:19:08,011 --> 00:19:10,246
It's the smile on a baby.
425
00:19:10,635 --> 00:19:14,871
But most of all,
Tegridy Weed is about family.
426
00:19:15,177 --> 00:19:18,711
I've forgotten I have a
loving wife and a son.
427
00:19:18,736 --> 00:19:21,106
And I'm not gonna forget them anymore.
428
00:19:22,019 --> 00:19:23,786
So I'm not gonna fight this.
429
00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:28,082
I'll do my time and maybe
some day I'll be back.
430
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:31,481
Making marijuana that's simple.
431
00:19:32,077 --> 00:19:34,027
Marijuana that's Tegridy.
432
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:37,793
Because when you do the right thing...
433
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,077
Good things happen.
434
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:57,012
It's him! Oh God, it's him!
435
00:19:57,037 --> 00:19:59,070
Oh, Jesus, save us!
436
00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:02,211
G-Give it up, M-Mexican Joker.
437
00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:03,636
You don't wanna do this!
438
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:13,303
Alejandro!
Get down from there this minute!
439
00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:15,928
Abajo con Estados Unidos!
440
00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,886
Mr. Marsh! Over here!
441
00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:30,113
Mr. Marsh, how does it feel
to be exonerated?
442
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:33,737
Thank you, it feels really good
to have these charges dropped.
443
00:20:33,762 --> 00:20:36,977
Now we can all get back to the
business of trying to heal.
444
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:38,444
I'd like to...
445
00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:40,303
Would you please get the
fuck away from me?
446
00:20:41,819 --> 00:20:44,119
I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank those
447
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:45,977
who have always been my side...
448
00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:48,111
Supporting me from the very beginning.
449
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:50,644
The people who've stood
by me since day one
450
00:20:50,669 --> 00:20:52,036
And gave me hope...
451
00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:53,528
the Whites.
452
00:20:55,011 --> 00:20:57,262
Thanks for having my back,
Mr. and Mrs. White.
453
00:20:57,752 --> 00:21:00,219
And now, everybody, if you don't mind.
454
00:21:00,244 --> 00:21:02,199
I've got a farm to tend to.
455
00:21:06,695 --> 00:21:09,041
Well, gang,
I guess that's about it, huh?
456
00:21:09,066 --> 00:21:12,645
It's been a really good run but
looks like the season is over.
457
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:14,637
The season is over?
458
00:21:14,662 --> 00:21:16,419
Well sure, the first snow is falling.
459
00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:17,877
Crops are pretty much dead.
460
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,268
But what'd ya all think, huh?
461
00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:20,770
I think this season was a little better
462
00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:22,227
than anyone expected.
463
00:21:22,252 --> 00:21:24,586
I really wanna thank you
guys for a great run.
464
00:21:24,611 --> 00:21:28,077
And, hey, we hope you
all enjoyed the season too.
465
00:21:28,285 --> 00:21:30,577
It had a little bit of everything,
didn't it?
466
00:21:30,602 --> 00:21:33,802
And hopefully the season finale
really brought it all home.
467
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,727
Of course, if you haven't had a chance
468
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,619
to try the Season Finale yet,
469
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,981
it is available now for a special price.
470
00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:42,606
This limited edition weed
made from the very last crop
471
00:21:42,631 --> 00:21:45,316
of the season is pricy but worth it.
472
00:21:46,577 --> 00:21:50,311
Now taking pre-orders for season two.
473
00:21:50,985 --> 00:21:55,108
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