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>> Honey Bee: EUPHORIA,
FATBACK TAFFY, CONNIE LINGUS,
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AND THE REST OF YOU WHORES, COME ON!
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THE DOCTOR'S HERE FOR
YOUR ANNUAL FIVE-YEAR CHECKUP.
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>> HELLO, LADIES.
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CAN YOU WHORES GET ON YOUR KNEES, PLEASE?
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NOW SAY, "AHH."
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>> AHH. MOTHERFUCKA AHH.
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>> THAT'S IT.
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[ PANTS UNZIP ] NOW HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
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MM-HMM.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ACID GAG REFLUX.
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>> THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, DOC.
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I ALWAYS USE PROTECTION.
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>> HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANY UNUSUAL DISCHARGE?
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>> NO, JUST THE USUAL GREEN ONES.
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>> MM-HMM.
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NOW, CONNIE LINGUS, I'M GOING
TO CHECK YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION, SO
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LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
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>> RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!
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PLEASE DON'T HIT ME, DADDY.
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PLEASE! [ WHIMPERING ]
>> YOUR VISION IS INTACT, BUT
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YOU DO SEEM TO SUFFER FROM
A BIT OF POST-TRAUMATIC PIMP-SLAP
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SYNDROME.
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[ RUBBER GLOVE SNAPS ]
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THOSE KEGEL
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MUSCLES.
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>> THIS LITTLE SPECULUM AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING.
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WHO THIS FOR?
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WE SOME HOES.
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WHAT YOU THINK YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS SPECULUM?
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OH, DOC, YOU ACTING LIKE YOU SCARED OF THE PUSSY
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COME ON, I'M-A WALK YOU THROUGH
IT 'CAUSE YOU GONNA GO STRAIGHT
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UP THIS PUSS WHEN YOU GET UP THERE, YOU GONNA
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TAKE THE PUSSY ON THE LEFT.
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NOW, WHEN YOU GET TO THE FORK
IN THAT PUSSY YOU GONNA TAKE A
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QUICK RIGHT AND COME
ON BACK DOWN TO THE NEW PUSSY
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THAT'S THE ONE I NEED EXAMINED.
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>> AFTER A VERY, VERY,
VERY THOROUGH AND DELIGHTFUL
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EXAMINATION, I'M AFRAID TO SAY
THAT THESE WHORES ARE ALL WHORED
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OUT.
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I AM PRESCRIBING A WEEK-
LONG WHORE-CATION IN JAMAICA.
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE
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♪ SO DYNAMITE ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH
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♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH
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♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO
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♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH ♪ OOOOHHHH
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♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK...
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>> Black Dynamite: AND
HERE'S YOUR TICKETS, HONEY BEE.
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>> Honey Bee: WHY WOULD
I NEED TO GO ON A HO-CATION?
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>> Black Dynamite: 'CAUSE
YOU NEED A BREAK, TOO, HONEY BEE,
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OBVIOUSLY NOT FROM SUCKING
AND FUCKIN' BUT FROM MANAGING ALL
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THE SUCKING AND FUCKIN'
>> Honey Bee: WHAT ARE Y'ALL
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GONNA BE DOING WHILE WE'RE GONE?
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>> Black Dynamite: SINCE
THE ORPHANS ARE ALL AWAY AT
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ORPHAN CAMP, I FIGURED IT'D
BE A GOOD TIME TO RENOVATE THE
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WHOREPHANAGE.
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>> Bullhorn: WE NEED TO FIX
THESE BEDS, CHAIRS, CHANDELIERS,
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AND FLOORS, 'CAUSE EVEN THE
FURNITURE'S WORN OUT LIKE THESE
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WHORES!
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[ METAL DETECTOR WHIRRING
] >> Honey Bee: DAMN, IT LOOKS
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LIKE EVERY VAGINA IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS HERE.
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>> NO, I AIN'T GONNA TAKE SHIT OFF.
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NO, I AIN'T DOING A MOTHERFUCKIN' THING.
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BITCH, DON'T FALL FOR THAT SHIT!
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DON'T LET THAT MOTHAFUCKA FEEL N YOU LIKE THAT.
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YOU GOT TO PAY FOR THAT
SHIT! GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOU AT
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NIGGER! WHO IS YOUR PASTOR?
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>> Cream Corn: OKAY, WHAT
DO WE DO NOW, BLACK DYNAMITE?
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>> Black Dynamite: NOT SURE.
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I'M AFRAID MY SKILL SET HAS
ONLY ALLOWED ME TO PUT PEOPLE THROUGH
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WALLS, NOT NAILS.
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>> Cream Corn: WELL, WE CAN USE THIS.
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>> Black Dynamite: "REPAIRING
WHOREPHANAGES FOR SUCKAS"?
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>> Cream Corn: YEP, IT'S A HOW-TO BOOK.
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THEY HAVE A WHOLE SERIES.
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"WALKING IN PLATFORM SHOES
FOR SUCKAS," "HOW TO KEEP YOUR PIMP
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HAND STRONG FOR SUCKAS,
" "HOW NOT TO BE A SUCKA -"
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>> Black Dynamite: I DON'T
CARE HOW MUCH IT'LL HELP.
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I AIN'T READING IT 'CAUSE
BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T NO "SUCKA."
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> Cream Corn: MAN, FRANK THE
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JOHN'S BEEN CALLING ALL
DAY ASKING WHERE THE HOES AT.
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>> Bullhorn: FRANK THE JOHN,
I KNOW YOU CALLING FOR SOME
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SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FUN, BUT
THE WHORES AIN'T HERE RIGHT NOW.
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THEY'RE LIVING DICK-FREE IN
THE LAND OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SUN!
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[ TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ Jamaican accent ] RHATID,
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DEM AMAZING.
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>> [ Jamaican accent ] OH, ME SEE DEM.
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DEM SO BEAUTIFUL, OLD, WRINKLED, AND PALE.
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>> NOT DEM, BOY - THE ONE NEXT TO DEM.
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COME IN.
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WE GO OVER THERE.
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NOBODY MESS THIS UP, YOU KNOW.
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LET'S GO.
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>> I LIKE JAMAICA, BUT
WHY IT GOT SO MANY JAMAICANS?
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>> WAIT A MINUTE.
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JAMAICANS COME IN VANILLA?
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>> Honey Bee: Y'ALL SHOULDN'T
BE LOOKING AT NO MEN ANYWAY.
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WE CAME HERE TO GIVE YOUR
SUCKERS AND FUCKERS A BREAK.
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>> YEAH, WE NEED A BREAK FROM
SUCKING AND FUCKIN' BUT YOU NEED
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SOME SUCKING AND FUCKIN'! >> HELLO, LADIES.
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I'M YOUR SERVER, DEXTER.
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THIS IS SAINT, AND THIS IS JACQUES.
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TOGETHER, WE ARE DEXTER SAINT JACQUES.
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HORS D'OEUVRES?
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>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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>> Honey Bee: UNH-UNH!
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THE DOCTOR SAID NO SEX, AND
THAT INCLUDES FOOD THAT YOU CAN
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FUCK >> HOW WE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY OUR
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HO-CATION IF YOU DON'T RELAX?
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>> Honey Bee: I'M RELAXED.
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I'M HAVING A-A REAL GOOD TIME.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] THE ONLY THING
HAVING A GOOD TIME IS THAT STICK
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UP YOUR ASS.
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>> MM, SHE'S RIGHT.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BOTTOM BITCHING
AND GET YOU SOME OF THESE
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JAMAICAN HOT DOGS.
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>> Honey Bee: [ SIGHS ] I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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BLACK DYNAMITE DID SEND ME HERE TO RELAX.
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MAYBE I JUST NEED TO GO LAY ON THE BEACH.
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>> NO, YOU NEED TO GET LAID ON THE BEACH.
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[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WE CAN HEAR YOUR PUSSY
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WHEN YOU WALK, BITCH.
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YOU TOO DRY, HOE.
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>> Black Dynamite: SUEY! SUEY!
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SUEY! SUEY!
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>> Bullhorn: NOW, I AIN'T
RACIST, AND I DON'T MEAN TO
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CLOWN, BUT, DAMN, I WISH THERE
WAS SOME MOTHERFUCKING MEXICANS
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AROUND!
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>> Cream Corn: [ CHUCKLES ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SUCKA.
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>> Black Dynamite: GET THE PHONE, SUCKA.
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>> Cream Corn: OH, NO NEED, BLACK DYNAMITE.
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I PUT A SIGN BY THE PHONE THAT
SAYS, "WE ALL WHORED OUT," SO WE
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AIN'T EVEN GOT TO ANSWER.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] FRANK THE JOHN?
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JOHN THE JOHN?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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WHAT DO WE WANT?!
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YOU SEE THESE ROCK-HARD DICKS?
! WE NEED SOME FUCKING AND SUCKING
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AND WE NEED IT NOW!
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AND IF YOU AIN'T GOT FUCKIN'
AND SUCKING, WE'LL TAKE SOME SUCKING
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AND FUCKING >> Cream Corn: DIDN'T Y'ALL HEAR
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THE SIGN?
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WE FRESH OUT OF HOES.
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AREN'T Y'ALL MARRIED, ANYWAY?
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>> OF COURSE WE'RE MARRIED.
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WHY YOU THINK WE HERE?
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LOOK, I CAN'T WALK AROUND LIKE THIS ALL DAY.
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I-I WORK IN A SCHOOL WITH KIDS.
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MY DICK IS HARDER THAN SLAVERY.
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>> YEAH, THIS IS DANGEROUS, MAN.
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I HAVE TO WALK HOME THROUGH
A GAY NEIGHBORHOOD WITH ALL THIS.
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>> COME ON, MAN.
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YOU - YOU GOT TO HAVE
A HOE UP IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
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OOH, WHAT ABOUT THAT BIG, FAT LAFFY TAFFY BITCH?
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WE - WE COULD SPLIT HER.
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>> Cream Corn: BYE AND BYE!
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>> [ GRUNTS ] [ GROWLS ]
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[ ALL GROWLING ] [ TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ OOH, YES ♪ ALL RIGHT
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[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> BOB! AAH!
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>> ♪ OOH, YEAH ♪ ALL RIGHT
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] >> OH, MY GOD!
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>> ♪ WITH THE BIG, BLACK JAMAICAN TOOL ♪
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♪ JAMAICAN >> [ Jamaican accent ] ME NAME'S
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BOB - BOB MARLEY.
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>> Honey Bee: [ SNORING ] [ TING! ]
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AAH!
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>> YEAH.
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SHABBA.
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>> Honey Bee: MMM. MMM.
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MMM, THIS IS SOME GOOD JAMAICAN ICE CREAM.
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SORRY FOR ALMOST KNOCKING
YOUR HEAD OFF BACK THERE, BUT YOU
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JUST CAN'T BE WALKING UP ON A BITCH ON THE BEACH.
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>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DAUGHTER.
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I WAS REALLY JUST TRYING TO PROTECT MY SPLIFF.
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>> Honey Bee: NOW, WHAT
YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?
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MUSTAFAH MARLEY? MATUMBO?
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WHAT - WHAT - WHAT?
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>> BOB. BOB MARLEY.
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I AND I IS A REGGAE STAR.
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>> Honey Bee: WELL, I NEVER HEARD OF YOU.
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MUST NOT BE THAT GOOD, BUT KEEP WORKING.
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WHO KNOWS?
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ONE DAY, YOU MIGHT BE
AS FAMOUS AS MARLON JACKSON.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] ME ORIGINALLY WAS STUNNED BY
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YOUR BEAUTY, BUT THE FACT
YOU NO CARE WHO I AM A-TURN ME ON.
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>> Honey Bee: GOOD, 'CAUSE I
WAS TRYING NOT TO SAY NOTHING, BUT
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YOU NEED TO COMB THAT NAPPY-ASS HAIR.
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>> A COCONUT FOR MY LITTLE COCONUT.
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>> HOLD UP. HOLD UP. HOLD...UP.
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THE BOB MARLEY WOKE YOU
UP AND SAVED YOU FROM GETTING
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SUNBURNED?
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>> Honey Bee: GIRL, YES,
AND THEN HE CLIMBED UP A COCONUT
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TREE, MASSAGED MY FEET, CARRIED
ME IN HIS ARMS ALONG THE BEACH.
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>> OH SHIT! THEN WHAT, GIRL?
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THEN WHAT?
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>> Honey Bee: THEN HE GOT FRISKY
ON ME WHEN I LET HIM RUB SUNTAN
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LOTION ON ME.
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I KNOW GOOD AND DAMN WELL
THAT THE INSIDE OF MY VAGINA CAN'T
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GET SUNBURNED.
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>> DEXTER, YOU DAMN LIAR.
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>> ME CAN'T BELIEVE THE BIGGEST
REGGAE STAR IN THE WORLD INVITED
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US TO HIM PRIVATE REHEARSAL
SHOW BEFORE THE ONE LOVE PEACE
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CONCERT.
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>> Honey Bee: FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
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SECOND, HE INVITED ME.
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THIRD, I'M NOT GOING.
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AND FOURTH, WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING TO YOU?
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>> FOR A WOMAN WHO RUN
A WHOREHOUSE, YOU'RE PRETTY.
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WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU LET
A MAN BACK UP IN FRONT OF YOUR BUTT
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FROM THE BACK?
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>> HE'S RIGHT.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
FELT LOVE IN THE HEART OF YOUR
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PUNANI?
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>> Honey Bee: IT AIN'T BEEN THAT LONG.
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10 YEARS, MAYBE.
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>> CHILD, THAT THING PROBABLY
DON'T EVEN WORK NO MORE.
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[ CHUCKLES ] >> Honey Bee: MY LITTLE FUCKER
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FUCKS JUST FINE.
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I JUST DON'T FUCK WITH LOVE.
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>> WELL, ME AND DEXTER
FUCK WITH IT ALL NIGHT LONG.
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[ LAUGHS ] >> WE DO?
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OH, YEAH, WE DO.
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WE FALL IN LOVE AT FIRST FUCK
OR IS IT FUCK AT FIRST SIGHT?
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ME FORGET.
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>> [ SMOOCHES ] >> Honey Bee: UGH!
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SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FOR FREE IS DISGUSTING!
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NOW, I TAUGHT YOU HOES TO BE CLASSIER THAN THAT.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ] >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
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[ RATTLING ] [ ALL GROANING, SHOUTING ]
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>> Cream Corn: BLACK DYNAMITE,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME AND SEE
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THIS.
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[ ALL GROWLING ] >> Bullhorn: THESE JOHNS AIN'T
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HAD SEX AND ARE ALL BACKED
UP WITH SEMEN, AND IT'S DAMN-NEAR
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TURNED THEM INTO HORNY, MINDLESS DEMONS.
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>> Black Dynamite: WHAT SHOULD WE DO, CREAM CORN?
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>> Cream Corn: I DON'T KNOW.
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WHY YOU ASKING ME?
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>> Black Dynamite: 'CAUSE
YOU AND A MONK ARE THE ONLY ONES I
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KNOW WHO CAN DEAL SUCCESSFULLY
WITHOUT GETTING ASS FOR LONG
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PERIODS OF TIME, AND THERE
AIN'T NO MONK HERE I CAN ASK.
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>> Bullhorn: WELL, WE CAN'T CALL THE POLICE.
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THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE OUT THERE,
TOO, DRY HUMPING THE BUILDING
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AND READY TO SCREW.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ] >> Cream Corn: WHAT ARE WE
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WAITING FOR?
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LET'S KILL THE WALKING DEAD DEAD!
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>> Bullhorn: CREAM CORN, WE
CAN'T DO THESE MOTHERFUCKERS NO
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DAMAGE 'CAUSE THESE ZOMBIE
JOHNS GOT US AT AN UNFAIR
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DICK-ADVANTAGE.
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>> [ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ] ♪ LET'S GO RAW
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♪ I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND
♪ RIGHT IN DE PALM OF MY HAND
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♪ DON'T NEED DE RUBBER ♪ LET'S GO RAW
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♪ I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> Honey Bee: HUH, THAT'S
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STRANGE.
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DON'T Y'ALL KNOW HE AIN'T FAMOUS?
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>> HEY, YOU LIKE ME SONG, EH?
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>> Honey Bee: I-I GUESS IT
SOUNDED GOOD, EVEN THOUGH I HAD
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NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.
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>> HONEY BEE, SOMETHING
SPECIAL ABOUT YOU IN A JUBEE.
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YOU HAVE ME SOUL.
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I JUMP AROUND AND FLASH AND
TURN UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIP-FLOP AND
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SKYDIVE AND ALL KIND OF TING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ME SAY?
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>> Honey Bee: I HOPE YOU GOT
A BOB MARLEY-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY
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'CAUSE YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH
IS REALLY BROKEN, SO I DON'T
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KNOW - >> YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ME A-SAY
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NOW?
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>> Honey Bee: OOH, OH.
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I-I GUESS I DO.
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YOU KNOW, I-I USUALLY DON'T
ALLOW MEN TO GET THIS CLOSE TO
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ME, BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON,
I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS UP WITH
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YOU.
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YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO SAFE.
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[ GUN COCKS ] >> IT'S TIME TO DIE, MARLEY!
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[ GUN COCKS ] >> Honey Bee: WITH THE EXCEPTION
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OF THESE THREE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH MACHINE GUNS!
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
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FUCK IS GOING ON?
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>> NO WORRY, BEE.
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JUST SOME MAN TRY AND KILL I.
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>> [ Jamaican accent ]
ME GOT YOUR ASS THIS TIME, BOY.
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>> NO, I-I GOT HIM!
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>> [ Jamaican accent ] NO, ME GOT HIM!
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>> Honey Bee: [ GRUNTS ] [ CHUCKLES ]
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COME ON!
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[ GUNFIRE ] >> WAY TOO POSITIVE.
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MUSIC TOO DAMN POSITIVE.
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COME BACK HERE!
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I GO AND BLOCK YOU!
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I GO AND BLOCK YOU, BOB!
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>> Honey Bee: OH!
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[ BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ GUNFIRE ]
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OOH!
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ]
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>> Honey Bee: SHIT WITH ALL
THIS DAMN WEED, I THOUGHT THIS
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ISLAND WOULD BE WAY MORE PEACEFUL!
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>> WELL, SOME PARTS ARE PEACEFUL.
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>> Honey Bee: WHAT PARTS, BOB?!
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>> UH, MOSTLY THE PARTS I'M NOT IN.
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>> BUMBACLOT!
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WHAT YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
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>> ACCORDING TO MY BOB MARLEY
ASSASSINATION SCHEDULE, IT'S THE
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JAMAICA LABOUR PARTY'S TURN TO TRY AND KILL HIM.
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>> NO, IT'S NOT.
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MY SCHEDULE SAYS THE
PEOPLE'S NATIONAL PARTY TURN.
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LOOK HERE.
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>> FOUL, FOUL.
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THAT'S LAST YEAR'S SCHEDULE, MAN.
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>> RHATID! YOU'RE RIGHT!
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>> TOLD YOU.
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AND WHO IS YOU?
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>> I'M WITH THE C.I.A., ASSHOLE.
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FUCK I GOT TO GO BACK AND GET MY ARM.
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>> WHO ARE YOU, MAN?
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I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE SCHEDULE.
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[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Honey Bee: AREN'T YOU AFRAID
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OF PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL YOU?
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>> ME A REBEL, MAN, WHO DON'T
HAVE NO HELP, NOR TAKE NO BRIBE
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AND FIGHT SINGLE-HANDED WITH
THE MUSIC IN ME HEART FOR THE PEOPLE
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THEM.
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>> Honey Bee: FUCK FIGHTING WITH MUSIC.
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YOU NEED A DAMN GUN, BULLETPROOF VEST, SOMETHING.
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WELL, I GUESS IF YOU'RE
NOT AFRAID TO DIE, I SHOULDN'T BE
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AFRAID OF LOVE.
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OHH, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO SWEEP
A BOTTOM BITCH OFF HER BOTTOM.
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BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA!
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>> Cream Corn: THE WHORES AIN'T PICKING UP.
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WHEN THEY COMING BACK?
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>> Black Dynamite: MAYBE THEY
PUT A NOTE BY THE PHONE SO YOU
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COULD READ IT.
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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
DAMN, THE JOHNS ARE TRYING TO
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FLOOD US OUT.
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>> All: WE NEED WHORES!
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GIVE US BRAINS!
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>> Honey Bee: MM.
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>> BABY, WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR SO MUCH CLOTHES?
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>> Honey Bee: I'M IN A BIKINI.
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I'M DAMN-NEAR NAKED.
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>> NO.
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NOW YOU ARE.
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WOW, JAH HAS CLEARLY,
CLEARLY, CLEARLY BLESSED YOU.
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YOU IS SO BEAUTIFUL...BOTH OF YOU.
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>> Honey Bee: OH, MY GOSH.
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>> YOU LIKE MY GIANT SPLIFF?
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>> Honey Bee: MM-HMM.
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I WANT TO SMOKE IT.
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OH, A REAL SPLIFF?
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OKAY, REALLY?
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MM.
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[ WATER SPLASHING ] YEAH.
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[ MOANING ] [ ANIMALS SCREECHING ]
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AHH!
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BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA!
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OHH, YOU JUST MADE UP FOR
10 YEARS OF NO ORGASMS IN ONE
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NIGHT.
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WHOO, MY VAGINA - SHE GOT
HER GROOVE BACK, BUT YOU BLEW MY
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BACK OUT.
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>> WOULD YOU STAY IF ME PROMISED
TO GIVE YOUR VAGINA IT GROOVE
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BACK EVERY DAY?
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>> Honey Bee: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
AND ALL, BUT THIS AIN'T GONNA
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LAST, SWEETHEART.
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I GOT TO GO BACK TO THE WHOREPHAN-
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MM. MM.
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MM.
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>> ME LOVE YOU, BEE.
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NOW WHAT YOU SAY, BABY?
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>> Honey Bee: AW, DAMN!
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I'M IN LOVE AT FIRST FUCK! [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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>> [ MOANING ] [ WHIMPERS ]
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>> Honey Bee: WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS DOING?
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ARE YOU GIRLS SUCKING AND FUCKIN'?!
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>> JUST GETTING A LITTLE LATE-NIGHT ROOM SERVICE.
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>> Honey Bee: WELL, GUESS WHAT.
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ME, TOO!
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>> WHAT?!
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HEY, Y'ALL!
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BOB MARLEY KNOCKED THE
DUST OFF HONEY BEE'S PUNANI!
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[ LAUGHS ] COBWEBS AND ALL!
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SO, WHEN YOU COMING BACK
TO THE HOTEL TO GIVE US ALL THE
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DETAILS, GIRL?
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>> Honey Bee: WELL, THAT'S THE THING, SEE.
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I'M NOT COMING BACK TO THE HOTEL.
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I'M NOT LEAVING JAMAICA.
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>> HONEY BEE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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GIRL, THIS IS JUST HO-CATION DICK!
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL B.D.?
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>> Honey Bee: TELL HIM I SAID, "GOODBYE."
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>> YOU SURE, BEE?
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BEE.
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ME A-TAKE YOU TO MEET ME FAMBLY.
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ] >> Honey Bee: OH, THERE'S A LOT
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OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN HERE.
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IT REMINDS ME OF MY WHOREPHANAGE.
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I'M GONNA FIT RIGHT IN.
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BUT WHO'S THIS HO?
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IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET
BOB'S DEAR, SWEET MOTHER.
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>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
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RITA IS MY EMPRESS.
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IT'S ME WIFE.
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>> Honey Bee: WIFE?
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WIFE, LIKE IN "WIFE," LIKE MARRIED WIFE?
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[ GASPS ] >> RITA, MY NEWEST BABY.
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THIS HONEY BEE.
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>> [ Jamaican accent ]
OH, SO YOU ARE THE WOMAN BOB IS
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CHEATING ON THE WOMAN HE'S CHEATING ON ME WITH?
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>> Honey Bee: [ STAMMERING
] >> CINDY, SAY HI TO HONEY BEE.
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>> [ Jamaican accent ] HI, HONEY BEE.
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MY NAME IS CINDY BREAKSPEARE,
FORMER MISS WORLD AND BOB'S
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NUMBER-ONE WOMAN AFTER RITA.
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>> Honey Bee: UH, I AIN'T
A ENGLISH MAJOR, BUT WOULDN'T THAT
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MAKE YOU NUMBER TWO?
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>> OH, YOU'RE WRONG, CHILD.
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THAT WOULD MEAN THERE'S SOMEONE
BEFORE ME AFTER RITA, AND THERE
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IS NO ONE BEFORE ME AFTER RITA EXCEPT ME.
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>> Honey Bee: OKAY, BEAUTY QUEEN WHO CAN'T COUNT.
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>> DADDY! DADDY!
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>> PAPA! PAPA!
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>> DADDY!
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>> Honey Bee: UH, "DADDY"?
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I CAN'T.
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I THINK I NEED SOME ANTIBIOTICS.
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OOH!
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[ THUDDING ] >> Cream Corn: THIS IS OUR LAST
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DOOR.
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>> Bullhorn: MAN, WE COULD
HAVE AVOIDED THIS ENTIRE SITUATION.
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NEXT TIME, WE SENDING THE
JOHNS WITH THE WHORES ON HO-CATION.
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>> Black Dynamite: OKAY, WE GOT TWO CHOICES.
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ONE, WE GIVE THEM CREAM CORN,
OR, TWO, WE PRETEND TO BE HORNY
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ZOMBIES SO THEY DON'T
DO WHATEVER HORNY ZOMBIES DO TO
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PEOPLE WHO AIN'T HORNY ZOMBIES.
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>> Cream Corn: FOR SOME REASON,
I LIKE NUMBER TWO BETTER THAN
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NUMBER ONE.
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HOW DO WE DO IT?
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>> Black Dynamite: REMEMBER THEIR FACES?
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THEIR EYES ARE VACANT WITH
A HINT OF SADNESS, LIKE A MAN WHO
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AIN'T HAD NO PUSSY IN YEARS.
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CREAM CORN, YOU JUST ACT NORMAL.
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>> Cream Corn: I CAN DEFINITELY DO THAT.
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>> Black Dynamite: I CAN'T
BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, AND
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WHAT I'M SAYING I DAMN-SURE
CAN'T BELIEVE, BUT I'M-A NEED
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YOU TO GET YOUR DICKS HARD.
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>> Cream Corn: HUH?
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>> Black Dynamite: LOOK, THE
ONLY WAY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER
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THEIR VACANT EYES IS WITH YOUR MORNING GLORY.
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[ ALL GROWLING ] >> WE WANT EVERY PART OF THE
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WHORES!
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>> I NEED HOES UP UNDER ME!
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I KNOW YOU GOT 'EM!
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>> ME NO KNOW WHY YOU UPSET.
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ME TELL YOU I WAS TAKING YOU TO MEET ME FAMBLY.
456
00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:52,354
>> Honey Bee: YOU DIDN'T TELL
ME YOU WERE MARRIED WITH KIDS.
457
00:15:52,355 --> 00:15:54,354
HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE, HUH, MR.
GIANT SPLIFF?
458
00:15:54,355 --> 00:15:57,355
>> WELL, THE BIBLE SAY, "BE
FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY," AND IT
459
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,354
EASIER TO MULTIPLY IF YOU
HAVE MORE THAN ONE WOMAN TO BE
460
00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,354
FRUITFUL WITH.
461
00:16:01,355 --> 00:16:02,354
>> Honey Bee: OH, IT'S LIKE
YOU SLEPT WITH THE WHOLE DAMN
462
00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:03,354
ISLAND!
463
00:16:03,355 --> 00:16:03,354
>> NO, NO, BABY.
464
00:16:03,355 --> 00:16:04,354
I NOT AN ANIMAL LIKE THAT.
465
00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,354
ONLY THE FEMALE HALF.
466
00:16:06,355 --> 00:16:07,354
>> Honey Bee: OOH, I BETTER
NOT HAVE CAUGHT NOTHING!
467
00:16:07,355 --> 00:16:10,354
>> LOOK, BABY LOVE, LET'S
HAVE THIS CONVERSATION LATER.
468
00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:13,354
I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR THE ONE LOVE PEACE CONCERT.
469
00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:16,355
>> Honey Bee: [ GRUNTS ]
470
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:21,354
OKAY, NEXT TIME, I'M GOING TO
471
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,354
THE PEACEFUL HALF OF JAMAICA.
472
00:16:23,355 --> 00:16:24,354
>> DOES THIS MEAN YOU NOT SAY?
473
00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:27,354
>> Honey Bee: I DO WANT TO STAY,
BOB, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
474
00:16:27,355 --> 00:16:30,055
DO ALL THAT NUMBER ONE TO
THE TWO AND TWO TO THE ONE OR THE
475
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,354
FOUR TO FIVE - HOWEVER Y'ALL DO ALL THAT SHIT
476
00:16:32,355 --> 00:16:34,354
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
WITH ALL THESE ASSASSINATION
477
00:16:34,355 --> 00:16:35,354
ATTEMPTS?
478
00:16:35,355 --> 00:16:38,354
>> ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS ALWAYS
PICK UP BEFORE A BIG CONCERT.
479
00:16:38,355 --> 00:16:43,354
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
>> Cream Corn: OKAY, I'M READY.
480
00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:44,354
>> Black Dynamite: I CAN'T TELL.
481
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:47,354
HERE. USE THIS.
482
00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:48,354
MEET ME BY THE CAR WHEN WE GET OUT.
483
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,355
>> WE NEED WHORES!
484
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:54,354
[ ALL GROWLING ] >> Cream Corn: WHORES!
485
00:16:54,355 --> 00:17:00,355
[ CLATTERING ] [ ALL SHOUTING, GROWLING ]
486
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:13,354
[ MID-TEMPO REGGAE MUSIC
PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
487
00:17:13,355 --> 00:17:19,355
>> Honey Bee: THE WHITE BITCH.
488
00:17:20,355 --> 00:17:23,354
AAH!
489
00:17:23,355 --> 00:17:24,354
[ GRUNTS ] >> SO, IF IT ISN'T THE DARKER
490
00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:26,354
LIGHT-SKINNED TRAMP BOB'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH.
491
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:29,354
>> Honey Bee: UH, HEY, BECKY,
OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, WHY ARE
492
00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:30,354
YOU TRYING TO KILL BOB?
493
00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:33,355
>> I'VE HAD ME EYE ON YOU
EVER SINCE YOU COME TO JAMAICA.
494
00:17:34,355 --> 00:17:36,355
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
495
00:17:39,355 --> 00:17:40,795
BOB WAS MINE...AND ALL THE OTHER
496
00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:43,354
WOMEN IN JAMAICA, BUT NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
497
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:46,354
YOU THE ONLY ONE HE SEEMS
TO WANT, AND HE GAVE YOU MY
498
00:17:46,355 --> 00:17:47,354
NICKNAME, "BABY."
499
00:17:47,355 --> 00:17:48,795
>> Honey Bee: YOU CRAZY BITCH.
500
00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:50,354
EVERYONE CALLS EVERYONE "BABY."
501
00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:52,354
I OUGHT TO SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
502
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:57,354
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHS ]
503
00:17:57,355 --> 00:18:00,354
YOU THINK THAT'S ME ONLY
MACHETE, YOU LIGHT DARK BITCH?
504
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:03,235
>> Honey Bee: LOOK, I DON'T
CARE HOW MANY MACHETES YOU GOT -
505
00:18:03,236 --> 00:18:03,354
WAIT.
506
00:18:03,355 --> 00:18:04,354
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?
507
00:18:04,355 --> 00:18:12,354
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> AAH!
508
00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:13,354
>> WAIT NOW, MON.
509
00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:14,354
>> WHY YOUR HAIR NEVER COME OFF?
510
00:18:14,355 --> 00:18:16,354
>> Honey Bee: MY TITTY!
511
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:19,354
>> AAH!
512
00:18:19,355 --> 00:18:24,354
[ GRUNTS ] AAH!
513
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:29,354
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> Honey Bee: FAKE-ASS JAMAICAN
514
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:30,354
BITCH.
515
00:18:30,355 --> 00:18:31,354
UGH.
516
00:18:31,355 --> 00:18:40,354
[ SIGHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
517
00:18:40,355 --> 00:18:43,354
I'M ALMOST DONE PACKING
SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HOPE ROAD.
518
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,354
>> ME HAD A TALK WITH CINDY.
519
00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:48,354
SHE STILL WANT TO KILL YOU,
BUT EVERY LICKLE THING'S GONNA BE
520
00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:49,354
ALL RIGHT.
521
00:18:49,355 --> 00:18:50,354
>> Honey Bee: GOOD.
522
00:18:50,355 --> 00:18:52,354
NOW COME OVER AND GIVE ME THAT TUFF GONG.
523
00:18:52,355 --> 00:18:55,354
>> OKAY, BUT ME WANT YOU MEET SOMEONE FIRST.
524
00:18:55,355 --> 00:18:58,354
TIS IS YVETTE, WHO ME JUST MET ON ME WAY UP HERE.
525
00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:01,354
SHE'S ME NEW NUMBER ONE TO ME NUMBER ONE.
526
00:19:01,355 --> 00:19:02,354
>> Honey Bee: WHAT?!
527
00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:04,354
OKAY, NOW, THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!
528
00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:06,354
SO LET ME GUESS - I'M
SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NUMBER TWO?
529
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,354
I DONE GOT SHOT AT, JUMPED
OFF OF MOUNTAINS AND SHIT
530
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:10,354
OH, YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP.
531
00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:12,354
>> NO, NO, YOU NEVER BE NUMBER TWO.
532
00:19:12,355 --> 00:19:14,354
IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE JUST NOT NUMBER ONE.
533
00:19:14,355 --> 00:19:16,354
>> Honey Bee: I KNOW YOU'RE
A GOOD PERSON THAT TRULY DOES NOT
534
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,354
UNDERSTAND HOW THIS KIND
OF SHIT WOULD MAKE A BITCH KILL
535
00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:21,354
YOU, BUT I CAN'T DO THIS, BOB.
536
00:19:21,355 --> 00:19:22,354
I-I'M GOING HOME.
537
00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:23,354
>> I GET IT.
538
00:19:23,355 --> 00:19:25,354
ME UNDERSTAND. RESPECT.
539
00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:26,354
>> Honey Bee: RESPECT?
540
00:19:26,355 --> 00:19:27,354
THAT'S IT?
541
00:19:27,355 --> 00:19:29,354
WHAT HAPPENED TO, "GET UP,
STAND UP, DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT"?
542
00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:30,855
WHERE'S THE FIGHT FOR ME, BOB?
543
00:19:30,856 --> 00:19:32,354
YOU KNOW WHAT?
544
00:19:32,355 --> 00:19:34,354
Y'ALL GET THE FUCK OUT
OF HERE BEFORE I KILL YOU, HER,
545
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:36,354
NUMBER THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, AND EVERY OTHER BITCH WITH A
546
00:19:36,355 --> 00:19:37,354
DAMN NUMBER.
547
00:19:37,355 --> 00:19:39,355
GET THE FUCK OUT!
548
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,354
[ SIGHS ] "DICKSIDENTAL"?
549
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:47,354
WHAT THE HELL IS A DICKSIDENTAL?
550
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:48,354
>> $5,000?
551
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,354
ALL WE HAD WAS SOME HOT DOGS AND SOME NUTS!
552
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,354
>> THAT, AND YOU GOT A WHOLE
LOT OF ROOM SERVICE FROM DEXTER,
553
00:19:52,355 --> 00:19:53,354
SAINT, JACQUES.
554
00:19:53,355 --> 00:19:55,354
SAYS HERE YOU HAD THE
BLUE MOUNTAIN DEW ME, SEVERAL
555
00:19:55,355 --> 00:19:57,354
ALABAMA RUDE BOY SLAMMERS,
THE TWO GIRLS, ONE COCK SEX
556
00:19:57,355 --> 00:20:00,354
LITERALLY ON THE BEACH, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
557
00:20:00,355 --> 00:20:03,354
>> YOU MEAN DEXTER, SAINT, JACQUES ARE HE-WHORES?
558
00:20:03,355 --> 00:20:05,354
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
SUCKING AND FUCKIN' FOR MONEY.
559
00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:12,354
THEN WE'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD
ALL THE SUCKING AND FUCKIN' WE DID.
560
00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:15,354
>> BOB, IF YOU LOVE HER, WHY YOU LET HER GO?
561
00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:16,405
>> SHE SAVED ME LIFE.
562
00:20:17,355 --> 00:20:20,354
SHE DESERVE A MAN WHO WILL
BE TOTALLY DEDICATED, LOVE, AND
563
00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:24,354
CHERISH HER, AND, MOST
IMPORTANT, WON'T MAKE HER CUT
564
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,354
OFF HIM PENIS.
565
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,354
>> HONEY BEE, ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
566
00:20:28,355 --> 00:20:29,354
>> Honey Bee: I'LL BE FINE.
567
00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:31,354
[ SNIFFLES ] OOH, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MY
568
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,354
PUNANI'S GONNA LIVE WITHOUT HIM.
569
00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:38,355
[ ALL GROWLING ] >> WHORES!
570
00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:40,354
>> GIVE US BRAINS!
571
00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:43,354
>> Black Dynamite: WHEN WE
GET TO THE TOP, PULL UP THE LADDER
572
00:20:43,355 --> 00:20:44,354
SO THEY CAN'T FOLLOW US.
573
00:20:44,355 --> 00:20:47,354
YOU DIG?
574
00:20:47,355 --> 00:20:49,354
>> Cream Corn: AAH! WHOA! WHOA!
575
00:20:49,355 --> 00:20:51,354
HELP, BLACK DYNAMITE!
576
00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:53,354
BECAUSE IF I GET TURNED INTO
ONE OF THEM, I'M-A GET YOU, TOO.
577
00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:55,354
>> Black Dynamite: CREAM
CORN, SHUT UP BEFORE THEY PUT
578
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,354
SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH.
579
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,354
>> Cream Corn: IT'S TOO LATE!
580
00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:59,335
[ WHIMPERS ] >> Black Dynamite: [ SIGHS ]
581
00:20:59,355 --> 00:21:05,354
AW FUCK IT. AAH-SUEY!
582
00:21:05,355 --> 00:21:07,354
>> HEY, Y'ALL! THE HOES IS BACK!
583
00:21:07,355 --> 00:21:10,354
[ ALL GASP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
584
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,354
>> HOES TO THE LEFT OF ME!
585
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,354
>> Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE, YOU'RE BACK!
586
00:21:14,355 --> 00:21:16,354
I-I MEAN, HONEY BEE, YOU BACK.
587
00:21:16,355 --> 00:21:19,354
>> [ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW I'M-A MAKE BACK MY $5,000.
588
00:21:19,355 --> 00:21:20,354
>> DAMN.
589
00:21:20,355 --> 00:21:21,354
IT'S LIKE A HERO WHORES WELCOME.
590
00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:23,354
>> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
591
00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:24,354
WE HOME NOW!
592
00:21:24,355 --> 00:21:29,354
[ ALL GRUNT ] >> Honey Bee: AHH.
593
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,354
IT'S GOOD TO BE NUMBER ONE AGAIN.
594
00:21:31,355 --> 00:21:34,354
OH. [ CHUCKLES ] OH, WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW THAT'S
595
00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:35,354
NOT A SPLIFF IN YOUR POCKET.
596
00:21:35,355 --> 00:21:37,354
>> Black Dynamite: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS, HONEY BEE, BUT
597
00:21:37,355 --> 00:21:39,354
I AM HAPPY YOU DECIDED TO COME HOME EARLY.
598
00:21:39,355 --> 00:21:41,354
>> Honey Bee: OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
599
00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:43,354
>> Black Dynamite: I MEAN,
BUT WHO WOULDN'T BE HAPPY TO SEE A
600
00:21:43,355 --> 00:21:45,354
PLANE FULL OF HOES COMING
BACK FROM JAMAICA WHEN THEY
601
00:21:45,355 --> 00:21:48,354
SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH
OF ZOMBIE JOHNS WITH ERECTIONS?
602
00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:54,354
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
>> WELL, I HAVE DETERMINED THAT
603
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,354
YOU WHORES ARE ALL WHORED OUT.
604
00:21:56,355 --> 00:21:59,354
OH, AND, UH, THIS ONE'S ON ME.
605
00:21:59,355 --> 00:22:01,355
>> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE
606
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:05,955
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