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(reel casts)
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I have a good feeling
about this.
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I think fly fishing
may have what it takes
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to be our new couples' activity.
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Jury's still out on the fishing,
but I will say, it was
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pretty awesome hitting that
squirrel on the drive up here.
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(reel casts)
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Ooh! I think I got one!
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STAN: Beginner's luck.
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(straining)
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(fish grunting)
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Beat it!
Your kind isn't wanted here!
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FRANCINE: Don't worry, Stan.
You'll get one.
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Ooh, ooh! I got one, too!
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-(reel cranking)
-(grunting)
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Oh, it's really fighting me,
Francine.
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Did it hurt your balls
when you reeled yours in?
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Stan, I think
it's just stuck on your --
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-(fabric rips)
-Oh, it got away!
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But, oh-ho-ho!
It was a big one!
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42 waist. Same size as me.
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I'm gonna ask him
where he buys his pants.
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(inhales deeply)
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(reel casts)
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It was quiet down there.
Really gave me time to think.
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I realize now...
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it was my underwear.
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(patriotic music plays)
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* Good morning, U.S.A. *
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* I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day *
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* The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face *
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* And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race *
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* Oh, boy, it's swell to say *
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-* Good -- *
-* Good morning, U.S.A. *
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Aah!
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* Good morning, U.S.A. *
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**
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Mm-mmm! This trout's delicious!
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So good!
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I like to take
a big bite of fish...
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and then a big sip of milk...
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and then swish it all together
in my mouth like this.
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(swishing)
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Ahh! It's like
trouted milk balls.
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So it seems like fly fishing
was a success?
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It was wonderful.
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So beautiful and peaceful
out there.
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Yes, but we're obviously
never doing it again.
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That was an audition
for a couples' activity,
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and it failed.
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The couple tried it,
the couple didn't like it,
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and now the couple will...
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* Put it on the boarrrd *
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This isn't
a couples' rejection board!
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It's just a list of things
we did that you didn't like.
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I'm not changing the sign,
Francine.
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We only tried
all these things once!
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Can't we give fly fishing
another chance?
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No. W-Why can't we give
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Couples' Loan Sharking
another chance?
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Because the mob came after us
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for stepping on their turf,
remember?!
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They broke your wrist!
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
they were right to do that.
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I was not getting the picture.
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Please, Stan.
I really loved fly fishing.
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(sighs) You know I can't say no
to those beautiful black pupils.
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Let's give it another shot.
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Hey. "Steve's dance recitals"?
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I thought you stopped coming
because you didn't want
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to give me performance anxiety?
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That was a lie. We were bored
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and couldn't relate
to your passion.
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**
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The upstairs toilet
is overflowing,
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and the goddamn plunger is never
where it's supposed to be!
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-(smartphone clicking)
-Ugh!
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(both laugh)
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-Ugh!
-Ugh!
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(both laugh)
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You crunched my nose!
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And -- (laughs)
W-Where's your tooth?!
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It went right into the wood.
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That thing must've been flying!
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Well, that's not the only
interesting thing on this door.
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HAYLEY:
Oh, this is where we used to
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measure ourselves every year.
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Wow. We've all grown so much.
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Me, you, Omar.
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W-Wait. Who the hell is Omar?
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He's got a mark for every year!
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My nose hurts.
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Forget your nose,
forget my tooth.
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Let's solve this thing.
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But what about
the clogged toilet?
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Let's forget that, too.
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A little dirty water
never hurt anybody.
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Okay. We're on the case!
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What case? I want in.
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The case of who Omar is.
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You see, there's these markings.
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I don't know who Omar is,
you jerks!
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You're so suspicious!
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Do you think that might be
a lead we should follow?
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I, uh...
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Not sure.
I-I wasn't paying attention.
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I was too busy tonguing
my new gum hole.
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(squishing)
Oh, it feels incredible.
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(licking and slurping)
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-(snoring)
-Roger, I need your help.
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(flapping)
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Sorry, Stan. I'm a duck today.
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I got a lot of
duck responsibilities.
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I promised Francine
I'd go fly fishing again,
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but I'm terrible at it,
and I don't want to go.
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Damn it!
I don't know what to do!
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-That's it! Dam it!
-What?
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Dam it. Dam the river!
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Yes, damn the river!
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Damn it, Stan,
you're not getting it!
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Wait -- Say that again.
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I'm doing duck stuff?
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Not that far back. The dam.
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I'll build a dam,
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then there won't be a river
to fly fish in.
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And we'd have more time
to work on our vaudeville act.
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Let's go get some concrete.
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Just give me one second.
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(ducks quacking)
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Quack! Quack-quack!
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Quack! Quack-quack-quack!
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(ducks quacking)
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Let's roll.
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(majestic music playing)
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**
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And that's the easiest way
to get out of
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fly fishing with your wife.
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(slap)
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And now a little reward
for Stan.
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"Dolly Parton."
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You've done it, Stan.
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The funniest thing
that's ever happened.
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Uh...look behind you.
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Today's more for putting things
behind me than looking.
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-Whoa.
-(twinkle)
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STAN: A giant lake.
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And like moths to a flame,
here come the lake people.
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(laughter and cheering)
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-(engine hums)
-Whoo-hoo!
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Guess I'm gonna have to open a
dingy lakeside café, aren't I?
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(gulping) Hey! You're the guy
that made this lake!
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Name's Cleonard.
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That's "C" as in Cleonard,
"L" as in Leonard,
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"E" as in Eonard,
"O" as in Onard,
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"N" as in Nard, "A" as in Ard,
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"R" as in Rd,
and "D" as in Dildo.
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Have a beer!
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Oh! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
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-(can tab pops)
-(gulping)
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Whoa-ho, Lake Man!
You're a natural!
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**
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You know what, honey?
I'm so glad
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we're giving fly fishing
a second chance.
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But wait a second.
Where's the dang river?
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We're still 10 miles away.
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Oh, yes, yes, that -- that's
why we can't see the river...
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that is still there.
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Where's the dang river?
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It's been dammed!
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Yeah. But by whom?
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Guess we have no choice but
to check out the dam up yonder.
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But who needs answers
when you've got...
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...cannonb-a-a-alls?!
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What are you still doing
in the car?
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Jump in, Francine!
Feel the muck on your balls!
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FRANCINE: You know
I don't have balls, Stan!
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Prove it!
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(banjo music playing)
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I know you're disappointed
we can't fly fish,
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but like Cleonard says,
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when God dams a river,
he makes a lake.
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Who's Cleonard?
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That guy over there
I just met for the first time.
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So, what do you think?
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Lake life?
Our new couples' thing?
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What's lake life?
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You know, swimmin', drinkin',
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sun burnin',
Lyme disease gettin' --
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lake life!
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I'm sorry. I'm just
bummed about the river.
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Oh, come on.
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What was your favorite thing
about fly fishing?
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Well, it was something
I really enjoyed
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and was really good at.
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-(imitates buzzer)
You liked...the water!
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Well, think about it.
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Now you have all that water
in one spot.
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If you see a patch you like,
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you don't have to worry
about it rushing by.
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It's gonna be there
for centuries.
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-(flatly) I guess.
-That's the spirit!
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Look at Cleonard,
screamin' at his mom
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in front of everyone --
what a baller.
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You gotta meet him.
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Hey, Cleonard. This is Francine.
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Ma'am. Let me introduce y'all
to the gang.
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This here's Cleonard Jr.
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That's Mama, Big Clen,
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Tammy, Tammy's man,
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Guts,
and the lovely Cleonard-Dawn.
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Say, we're just about to
go bob for pigs' feet.
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Y'all interested?
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Oh, hell yes!
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Oh, I'm good.
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I had two monkey hands
and a zebra dick for lunch.
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Come on! Lake life!
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(sighing) Okay.
I guess you were gonna
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give fly fishing
a second chance.
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That's right.
Remember how surprised I was
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the river was gone?
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Twice.
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On my count!
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One!
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Go!
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**
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(laughs, gurgles)
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-Unh!
-(crunch)
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(crunch)
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Mnh!
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(laughs, gurgles)
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**
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(retches)
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(distorted vomiting)
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**
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(whistles)
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Pbth! I got seven!
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You win!
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Let's hear it for Lake Man
and his wife, Vomit!
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-(cheers and applause)
-(gasps) You got a nickname!
240
00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:26,921
What a power couple.
Lake Man and Vomit.
241
00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:28,422
**
242
00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:32,293
Grape, grape, grape.
243
00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:33,828
Yum.
244
00:09:33,928 --> 00:09:35,697
Rogu, stop fussing
with those olives.
245
00:09:35,797 --> 00:09:38,299
Steve and Hayley found the name
"Omar" written on the door,
246
00:09:38,399 --> 00:09:40,802
and I have to get
something off my chest.
247
00:09:40,902 --> 00:09:42,536
You're the only one I can tell.
248
00:09:42,637 --> 00:09:45,373
Omar is my son.
249
00:09:45,473 --> 00:09:47,275
Oh, my God!
250
00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:50,478
Or at least I've come
to think of him as my son.
251
00:09:51,713 --> 00:09:55,717
Rogu need more information.
252
00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:57,852
A long time ago, I saw a boy
253
00:09:57,952 --> 00:09:59,487
in a Country Time Lemonade
commercial,
254
00:09:59,587 --> 00:10:03,224
and since then,
I imagined that he was mine.
255
00:10:03,324 --> 00:10:06,360
I guess that's the whole story.
Huh.
256
00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,296
(gasps) Oh! And I've been
guessing at his height
257
00:10:08,396 --> 00:10:09,530
and marking it on the door.
258
00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:10,965
Busted!
259
00:10:11,065 --> 00:10:13,134
We knew you had
something to do with Omar!
260
00:10:13,234 --> 00:10:16,738
And we knew you'd come
spillin' your guts to Rogu.
261
00:10:16,838 --> 00:10:18,306
Everyone does.
262
00:10:18,406 --> 00:10:20,709
You used Rogu as a honeypot?!
263
00:10:20,809 --> 00:10:23,745
You got Rogu'd.
264
00:10:23,845 --> 00:10:26,180
(laughter)
265
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,817
(crying)
266
00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:30,551
Buddy, don't feel bad.
267
00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:33,855
It was just...kind of a game
or something. I don't know.
268
00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:37,658
I'm so sad and alone...
269
00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:39,560
and sad.
270
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,362
All right.
Let's help him with this,
271
00:10:41,462 --> 00:10:43,264
and then we'll fix
our nose and teeth.
272
00:10:44,899 --> 00:10:46,835
(engine hums)
273
00:10:46,935 --> 00:10:50,271
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
That all you got, Junior?!
274
00:10:50,371 --> 00:10:52,373
-(engine revs)
-Aah! Aah! Aah!
275
00:10:52,473 --> 00:10:53,541
STAN: Whoo! Whoo!
276
00:10:53,641 --> 00:10:55,744
(Francine grunting)
277
00:10:59,213 --> 00:11:00,882
How great is lake life?
278
00:11:00,982 --> 00:11:02,583
Let's fire it up again, Junior.
279
00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:05,954
I think I might sit this one
out, swim to shore.
280
00:11:06,054 --> 00:11:10,091
Swim in? Sounds like we got
ourselves a lake-aholic, Junior.
281
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,625
I'm a lake-aholic, too,
282
00:11:11,726 --> 00:11:15,363
except with alcohol and meth
and unprotected sex!
283
00:11:15,463 --> 00:11:17,231
I'm gonna beat it, though,
'cause I ordered
284
00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:20,068
a fidget spinner,
and it's on its way.
285
00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:24,538
**
286
00:11:24,638 --> 00:11:25,807
Hey, Roger.
287
00:11:25,907 --> 00:11:27,441
Turns out my grill's
a little small.
288
00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,744
We're running about
six to seven hours behind.
289
00:11:29,844 --> 00:11:32,981
Who ordered a grilled cheese
at 11:00 a.m.?!
290
00:11:33,081 --> 00:11:36,584
Yours now if you want it.
291
00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:39,487
(indistinct conversations)
292
00:11:39,587 --> 00:11:42,223
Yoink! Lake life is awesome!
293
00:11:42,323 --> 00:11:44,292
Cleonard shot an osprey
with a crossbow,
294
00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:46,795
and we're gonna bang it open
with a rock!
295
00:11:46,895 --> 00:11:48,562
Cleonard, from the lake.
296
00:11:48,662 --> 00:11:52,466
Stan, it's been a long day.
When can we go home?
297
00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:55,269
Not yet! Cleonard shot an osprey
with a crossbow,
298
00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,906
and we're gonna bang it open
with a rock!
299
00:11:59,173 --> 00:12:00,842
FRANCINE: Ding!
300
00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:05,246
Hey, Roger, I'm borrowing this.
301
00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:07,248
Sorry. I just wanted to
check on my turkey burger.
302
00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:09,483
This isn't McDonald's, sir!
Check back in the morning!
303
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:10,684
(tongs clack)
304
00:12:10,785 --> 00:12:13,187
**
305
00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:15,256
It's like...
why am I tracking the height
306
00:12:15,356 --> 00:12:18,526
of a boy I've only seen
in commercials?
307
00:12:18,626 --> 00:12:21,762
I think television is
extremely dangerous for me.
308
00:12:21,863 --> 00:12:23,531
It makes me feel like
I know him.
309
00:12:23,631 --> 00:12:25,633
But maybe you can know him,
Klaus.
310
00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:26,634
What?
311
00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:28,636
Omar is real.
312
00:12:28,736 --> 00:12:31,205
He's real and he's alive
and he's out there.
313
00:12:31,305 --> 00:12:34,375
We found him on Cameo,
and he's actually available
314
00:12:34,475 --> 00:12:36,544
to make personal appearances
for an extra fee.
315
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:37,946
You know I have no money!
316
00:12:38,046 --> 00:12:40,314
I'll cover it.
I got a little cabbage
317
00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,383
comin' from the tooth fairy.
318
00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:44,886
Look, you have a lot
of real love for him,
319
00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:47,121
a-and maybe that's something
he's looking for.
320
00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:48,789
Y-You might not be able
to be his dad,
321
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:52,193
but you could be,
I dunno, a-a mentor.
322
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,995
Or he could mentor you?
323
00:12:54,095 --> 00:12:57,665
Or maybe just get in a room
and see who mentors who.
324
00:12:57,765 --> 00:13:00,068
Okay. Let's reach out to him.
325
00:13:00,168 --> 00:13:02,336
I'm gonna go to my alcove
and get all my farts out
326
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:03,804
before he comes.
327
00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:07,308
I suggest you all do the same.
328
00:13:07,408 --> 00:13:10,544
Maybe this dumb lake's
good for something.
329
00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:14,182
Ow.
Is that my ass or the dam?
330
00:13:17,251 --> 00:13:20,821
(laughs)
That's a funny bit.
331
00:13:20,922 --> 00:13:23,858
Stan always does that bit.
332
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,027
Stan always does that bit!
333
00:13:26,127 --> 00:13:29,163
That little bitch
built a secret dam!
334
00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:31,499
**
335
00:13:31,599 --> 00:13:34,102
Stan, come with me!
We need to talk!
336
00:13:34,202 --> 00:13:35,536
Just tell me
in front of Cleonard.
337
00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:37,371
I'm gonna tell him
the second you leave, anyway.
338
00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:38,739
I tell Cleonard everything.
339
00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:41,709
Fine. I know you built the dam!
340
00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:44,745
Ooh! Sounds like somebody's
getting laid tonight.
341
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:45,914
(gulping)
342
00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:47,281
(suspenseful chord strikes)
343
00:13:47,381 --> 00:13:49,683
Honey, we -- we don't
need to go in there.
344
00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:53,021
You dammed a river
because you didn't want
345
00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:55,689
to give fly fishing
a second chance!
346
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:58,927
FRANCINE: Damn your dam.
347
00:13:59,027 --> 00:14:01,395
(rocket whooshes)
348
00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:06,700
(crumbling)
349
00:14:08,102 --> 00:14:09,270
(water splashes)
350
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,272
See ya, turds!
351
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:14,875
Hey, Stan, tell Roger
to have my chicken tenders
352
00:14:14,976 --> 00:14:18,046
delivered to my balls!
353
00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:21,315
(up-tempo banjo music plays)
354
00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:23,417
**
355
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,254
That lady ruined our lake!
356
00:14:26,354 --> 00:14:28,889
She's deeeeaaad!
357
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:30,724
(indistinct shouting
and hollering)
358
00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:33,827
Cleonard, my man, the lake
was only here for a day.
359
00:14:33,928 --> 00:14:35,563
You don't need
to do anything crazy.
360
00:14:35,663 --> 00:14:39,433
Of course we do, Stan.
We're crazy lake people.
361
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:40,935
Let's git 'er!
362
00:14:41,035 --> 00:14:44,172
(indistinct shouting)
363
00:14:44,272 --> 00:14:45,940
I got a crush on you, Stan.
364
00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:49,910
(engine revs, women giggle)
365
00:14:50,011 --> 00:14:52,013
Oh, my God!
366
00:14:52,113 --> 00:14:54,415
Tammy's crushing on me?!
367
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,953
**
368
00:14:59,053 --> 00:15:00,955
The hillbillies
want to kill Francine
369
00:15:01,055 --> 00:15:02,490
because she destroyed the lake!
370
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:04,525
Oh, thank God this is over.
371
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,794
I was playing it cool,
but I was in over my head.
372
00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:08,529
Come on. We can still
get a jump on them.
373
00:15:08,629 --> 00:15:09,998
Cleonard can't find
his Croakies,
374
00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:11,132
so they haven't left yet.
375
00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,367
Okay. Just let me
grab my stuff.
376
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:15,636
Did you really need
all this junk?
377
00:15:15,736 --> 00:15:17,038
You caught me
after my Costco run.
378
00:15:17,138 --> 00:15:18,806
What am I supposed to do,
just leave behind
379
00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:21,542
a 13-pound bag of pitted dates?
380
00:15:21,642 --> 00:15:22,977
-No.
-Hey, can you guide
381
00:15:23,077 --> 00:15:25,546
that jumbo hand sanitizer
this way?
382
00:15:25,646 --> 00:15:27,948
Had my hand up a possum's butt
all morning.
383
00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:30,518
You know what they say --
customer's always right.
384
00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:31,719
I was the customer.
385
00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:33,454
CLEONARD: Hey, Lake Man!
386
00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,789
Any sign of Vomit yet?!
387
00:15:35,889 --> 00:15:38,859
I told you, Cleonard!
I won't help you hunt my wife!
388
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,494
Oh, yeah.
389
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,630
Well, can you at least
ask the grill guy
390
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:45,399
if he has any
ice-cream sandwiches?
391
00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:48,536
He does.
392
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:49,837
Okay, great!
393
00:15:49,937 --> 00:15:52,906
Ask him if he takes wet checks!
394
00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:55,476
CLEONARD: He does!
395
00:15:55,576 --> 00:15:57,978
**
396
00:15:58,079 --> 00:16:01,382
Okay. Three pitchers
of Country Time Lemonade.
397
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,085
That should be enough to get us
through the first hour.
398
00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:05,753
I hope it's still his favorite.
399
00:16:05,853 --> 00:16:07,055
(knocking)
400
00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:12,093
Hi. I'm Omar from the Country
Time Lemonade commercial.
401
00:16:12,193 --> 00:16:13,361
We know.
402
00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:16,064
I was also in
Tremors 5: Bloodlines.
403
00:16:16,164 --> 00:16:18,066
Please, come in.
404
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,770
This is Klaus.
405
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:25,506
He only knows you from
your lemonade commercials.
406
00:16:27,175 --> 00:16:29,743
It's not easy to explain
or even understand,
407
00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:32,846
but something about you
appealed to Klaus,
408
00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:35,083
and he started
to think of you as a son.
409
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:38,119
He has a lot of love for you,
and I think he's here today to
410
00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:41,855
ask if that would be something
you're open to sharing.
411
00:16:43,591 --> 00:16:46,026
Wow. That's
a pretty strange offer.
412
00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:49,930
But, honestly,
I'd be really open to this.
413
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:53,867
I'm lonely.
And maybe you are, too.
414
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,637
And maybe, together,
we won't have to be.
415
00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:59,107
-How tall are you?!
-I'm sorry?
416
00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:01,975
How tall are you?! Omar!
417
00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:03,411
I'm 5'7"?
418
00:17:03,511 --> 00:17:05,246
That's not right!
419
00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:07,981
Klaus, what are you doing?
420
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:10,451
Get against the door!
We'll see who's right!
421
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,920
-There's the plunger! Can I --
-I'm using it on Omar!
422
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,756
-I actually have to go.
-Are you insane?!
423
00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:17,491
I have to measure you!
424
00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:18,592
(door slams)
425
00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:20,561
Did he just run
out of the house?
426
00:17:20,661 --> 00:17:22,796
What a Hollyweirdo.
427
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:24,598
It's a real lesson.
428
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:27,301
Don't meet
your Hollyweird heroes.
429
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:28,502
(water trickling)
430
00:17:28,602 --> 00:17:31,305
And here comes the toilet water.
431
00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:33,841
Keep your eyes peeled.
Francine's probably close.
432
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:35,743
This is right around
where she took us fishing.
433
00:17:35,843 --> 00:17:40,281
Hey, Stan, I double-dog dare you
to murder your wife!
434
00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:41,849
Man, this has been
going on for hours.
435
00:17:41,949 --> 00:17:44,285
We gotta lose these guys.
Cut your tubes loose.
436
00:17:44,385 --> 00:17:46,487
Maybe they'll trip them up.
-Not my tubes!
437
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,589
Well, there must be
another way, Stan!
438
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,791
Oh! Maybe we can
creatively harness
439
00:17:50,891 --> 00:17:52,760
the untapped power
of the trees.
440
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,295
Francine's life is at stake!
441
00:17:54,395 --> 00:17:58,632
Ugh. Fiiine.
You're so obsessed with her.
442
00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:05,005
My tree idea is lookin'
pretty good right now.
443
00:18:05,873 --> 00:18:07,308
The river cuts back.
444
00:18:07,408 --> 00:18:09,710
Hey, what if we jump out,
run across the land,
445
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:11,212
then get back in
on the other side?
446
00:18:11,312 --> 00:18:12,980
It'll be much faster
than taking
447
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,216
this lazy-ass river
all the way around.
448
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:18,219
STAN: That's...a great idea.
449
00:18:20,053 --> 00:18:22,022
What a shortcut! Top-notch idea!
450
00:18:22,122 --> 00:18:25,125
ROGER: I'm loving the positive
reinforcement, Stan!
451
00:18:27,195 --> 00:18:30,531
(owl hooting)
452
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,900
Whoa! Check out
the beautiful owl!
453
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,502
Aah!
454
00:18:34,602 --> 00:18:37,505
It must've smelled possum butt
on my knuckles!
455
00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:38,972
Oh, well. Bye!
456
00:18:39,072 --> 00:18:40,374
(water rushing)
457
00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,376
(ominous music plays)
458
00:18:42,476 --> 00:18:45,379
Aah! Oh! Aah! Ah!
459
00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:47,381
(grunting)
460
00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:48,582
Aaaah!
461
00:18:48,682 --> 00:18:50,484
**
462
00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:52,520
Ah...
463
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:57,157
**
464
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,196
(coughing)
465
00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:05,233
Francine! Can you stop
fly fishing for one second
466
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,167
and listen to me?
We gotta run!
467
00:19:07,268 --> 00:19:08,869
The hillbillies are trying
to hunt you down!
468
00:19:08,969 --> 00:19:10,504
Why should I believe you?
469
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:13,741
Everything you do
is for selfish reasons.
470
00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:14,775
Name one time.
471
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,445
You built a dam
so I couldn't fish!
472
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:19,780
Oh, well, you knocked that one
out of the park.
473
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,249
How long you been
sittin' on that?
474
00:19:21,349 --> 00:19:22,516
CLEONARD: There she is!
475
00:19:22,616 --> 00:19:24,218
(banjo music plays)
476
00:19:24,318 --> 00:19:27,187
I got this. Go hide
while I save our lives.
477
00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:31,091
Cleonard, you've made me
the happiest man on Earth.
478
00:19:31,191 --> 00:19:33,894
But I'm going to have to ask you
not to kill my wife.
479
00:19:33,927 --> 00:19:35,629
-(bow clicks)
-(whoosh)
480
00:19:35,729 --> 00:19:39,567
Stan, it's time for you
to finally let me
481
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,535
do something I'm good at.
482
00:19:41,635 --> 00:19:43,203
Go hide!
483
00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:45,072
**
484
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,106
(weapons cock)
485
00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,609
(whooshing)
486
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,545
**
487
00:19:51,645 --> 00:19:54,282
(knife scrapes)
488
00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:57,751
-(pop)
-My eye! My eye!
489
00:19:57,851 --> 00:20:00,053
Wait! That was my lazy eye!
490
00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:01,622
My good eye's still good!
491
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,123
-(whip, pop)
-Aah!
492
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,459
I'm almost out of eyes!
493
00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:07,761
Don't take
my Pan's Labyrint eyes!
494
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:09,897
(whip, pop, whip, pop)
495
00:20:09,997 --> 00:20:11,899
(screaming)
496
00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:13,934
Unh! (screams)
497
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:15,569
Who else wants some?!
498
00:20:22,109 --> 00:20:24,645
Wow!
That was incredible, Francine!
499
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:25,979
Told you I was good.
500
00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:27,581
I'm sorry I dammed your river
501
00:20:27,681 --> 00:20:29,783
just because I'm bad
at fly fishing.
502
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,585
But now I realize --
503
00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:33,020
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
504
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,855
Oh, my God! Roger!
505
00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:37,458
I'll be fine. Nothing
a little hand sanitizer
506
00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:40,361
and 32 cans of water chestnuts
can't fix.
507
00:20:40,461 --> 00:20:42,996
I-I just gotta head upriver
and find my supplies.
508
00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:44,932
(owl hoots)
509
00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:47,267
Let's get out of here.
510
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:53,841
Where are you?! Where are you?!
511
00:20:53,941 --> 00:20:56,644
-(thud)
-There you are.
512
00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:57,845
(can tab pops)
513
00:20:57,945 --> 00:21:00,481
(gulps) Ahhh!
514
00:21:00,581 --> 00:21:02,149
(smacks lips)
515
00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:04,117
Bye! Have a great time!
516
00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,121
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