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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
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FREEMAN: Stardate 57538.9.
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The Cerritos is working
alongside the USS Merced
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in the relocation of an
ancient generation ship,
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which, due to some unknown calamity,
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never reached its destination.
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Her crew, adrift for centuries,
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mummified in disabled cryo units.
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Their most precious cargo...
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mysterious containers of molecular fluid
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which generates life
from inorganic material.
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We suspect they planned
to use it on a dead planet
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to create a habitable environment
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they could call home.
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The Merced is here
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to ensure the generation
ship is preserved
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during transportation,
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and I want everyone to
give them full support.
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Captain Durango and I both served
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on the Illinois many years ago,
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and it is a true delight to be
able to work with him again.
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[YAWNING]
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Trouble sleeping, Ensign?
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No, I slept great. I mean,
maybe too good, honestly.
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Just distribute the PADDs.
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Starfleet believes this alien vessel
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is equipped with unique
terraforming technology:
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an elemental fluid which
can transform inert matter
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into a living ecosystem.
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Towing it will be a delicate procedure.
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Even the slightest flux in tractor beam
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stabilization could damage...
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[YAWNING]
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Oh. Oh, I am so sorry. I'm sorry.
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It is just so much information.
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I don't know how you
guys aren't yawning.
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[SCOFFS] Your crew doesn't
appear to appreciate the gravity
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of our undertaking, Captain.
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I assure you, Captain,
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my people are the best in the fleet.
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They're proficient, alert and...
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- [YAWNING]
- [SCOFFS] Mariner!
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I am trying to hold it in!
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[YAWNING]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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MARINER: Ugh!
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I had to yawn, okay? I'm sorry.
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That guy is super boring.
Like, "Oh, I'm boring.
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I love museums and dust and old gates".
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I know he's boring. He's
been boring for 15 years!
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But right now, he's telling
everyone on the Merced
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that I don't have the
respect of my crew.
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If you ever disrespect
me like that again,
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I'll skip the court-martial
and blow you out the airlock.
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Cool. Well, live long and prosper.
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Don't you give me that
sarcastic Vulcan salute!
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Beckett!
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Captain, I have the sensor
data that you requested.
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Huh? Oh, right. The sensors.
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Ugh. I'm sorry, Jack.
It's just Ensign Mariner.
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Ugh. I feel like she stays up all night
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coming up with new ways to piss me off.
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I honestly don't know why you
haven't kicked her off the ship.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
But since it's not my job
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to question your motives...
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If you want to avoid conflict,
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why not reassign her
to all the worst jobs?
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That way, transferring
would be her idea, not yours.
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Hmm.
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Well, we could reassign her
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to all the nastiest jobs on the ship.
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That way, transferring her
would be her idea, not mine.
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Brilliant plan. That's
why you're the captain.
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Assignment time!
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Hatchi machi! [GASPS]
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I got conference room
cleanup duty. In your face!
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- Last time I checked, that was very lame.
- [HUMMING]
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Why would you dance?
That's not a danceable job.
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That's where all the senior
officer action happens!
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Plus, they have access to better
replicator programs than we do,
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and sometimes they
let you eat with them!
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It's, like, basically the same food.
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No, it's not!
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They get, like, gnocchi
and fritters and...
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Doesn't matter. It's good, okay?
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- [PADD CHIRPING]
- Oh, man. I got to monitor
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power fluctuations in the tractor beam?
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I wanted to monitor power fluctuations
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in the impulse relays.
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Rutherford! I'm about to
go watch an ascension.
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What? That's amazing!
What's an ascension?
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Some people who master the art
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of alien meditation can
achieve inner peace.
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Then they transcend the physical realm
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and become a being of pure energy.
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- Isn't that cool?
- Oh, like a Q or a the Traveler?
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No! It's more like studying
so much for a test
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that you literally become the test.
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[LAUGHS] You become everything!
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Damn, that is cool.
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I can't believe I actually
get to see it in person!
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I wonder if it's gonna make a sound
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like "vrr" or "hmm" or "whoo".
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I guess I'll know soon!
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Anyway, let's see what I got assigned.
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"Turbolift lubing,
holodeck waste removal
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and scraping carbon
off the carbon filter"?
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Ooh. Those are the
worst jobs on the ship.
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Scraping carbon off of
slightly harder carbon?
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That's Klingon prison stuff.
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This is weird.
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[MEDITATIVE HUMMING]
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[QUIETLY]: Wow.
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[LAUGHING SOFTLY]: Wow.
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Oh.
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[MEDITATIVE HUMMING]
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As I grow closer to decorporation,
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words start to lose meaning.
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[MEDITATIVE HUMMING]
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Hey, are-are we supposed to join in?
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Hmm...
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[GASPS] A Tzutchian gong?!
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[MEDITATIVE HUMMING]
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[HUMMING CONTINUES]
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- Oh.
- MAN: [SNEEZES] What's happening?
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- WOMAN: Is he ascending?
- MAN 2: I think he's ascending.
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- WOMAN: He's ascending.
- Really?! No, no, no, no!
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- [GRUNTS]
- [GONG CLANGS]
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- Aah!
- [GASPS] My sand mandala!
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- No, no, no, no!
- I can fix it! I can fix it!
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I've been laying that for two years!
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It was a physical representation
of my inner calm!
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No, no, it's gonna...
it's gonna be totally fine.
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Just keep ascending! Computer,
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colorful sand, room temperature.
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Well, uh... there.
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See? It's-it's... it's all good.
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We're good. We're good. It's fine. Uh...
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If I had known I was going
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to be emptying the holodeck biofilters,
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I wouldn't have had
so much for breakfast.
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Welp, have fun with your terrible jobs.
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I got to go clean the
executive conference room
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and eat some lobster ravioli. Peace.
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Uh, no. Uh-uh. Sorry.
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It does not look cool when you do it.
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Damn it, it does.
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- [GRUMBLING]
- [BEEPING]
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[GRUNTS, GAGS, GROANS]
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Ugh.
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[GASPS] Computer, emergency
stop turbolift nine!
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[GROANS, SPITS]
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Ugh! Hey, I'm working up here!
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SHAXS: Sorry.
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[GROANING]
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[MUTTERING]
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Oh, this is the worst!
Oh, wait a minute.
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Hey, buddy, do you want
to make this interesting?
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How? Like, bet on who can
finish their piece first?
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- Yeah.
- All right, sure. Why not?
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Yeah, I'll get in on that.
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[CHEERING]
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[LAUGHS] All right! Hell yeah!
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Syncing tractor beams
in three, two, one.
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Whoa. I was wrong. These
fluctuations are great.
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Aw, man, look at these amplitudes!
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Hi. Um, I just... I feel terrible
about the... you know.
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Don't worry about it. Don't talk to me.
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Anyway, I went and
found a Hiverian metronome,
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and apparently, if you just relax
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and let it sync to your biorhythm,
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we can get you back on track
and ascending by this afternoon!
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You think I can realign a decade
of spiritual enlightenment
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by this afternoon?!
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Tomorrow morning at the latest.
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You just have to find your calm. Ah!
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I... don't... want...
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your... help!
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Has Mariner submitted
her transfer request?
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[CHUCKLES] I'm going to frame it.
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She's... having a great time.
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- What?!
- She's finding little ways
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to inject joy into
otherwise horrible tasks.
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Then give her worse jobs.
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I've got her emptying [BLEEP]
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out of the holodeck's [BLEEP] filter!
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Ugh. People really use it for that?
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Oh, yeah, it's mostly that.
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Oh, if she finds a way to enjoy that,
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then what the hell are we
gonna do to get her to resign?
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I don't know, but there has to be
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something on this ship she hates.
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Hmm...
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Ensign Mariner, report
to Conference Room Five.
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Whoa-hoa, another
conference room meeting?
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Shocker. You guys debating
the Prime Directive again?
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Pretty fascinating stuff.
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- [LAUGHTER]
- What is...?
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No, no. No laughing.
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I was making fun of you, not with you.
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Well, since you're one of us now,
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I guess you're making fun of yourself.
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What?
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- [SHUDDERS]: No.
- Ensign Beckett Mariner,
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- No, no, no, no.
- I am pleased to grant you a promotion.
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No!
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Congratulations, Lieutenant Mariner.
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BOIMLER [GASPS]: Lieutenant?
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Lieu... Lieu... Lieutenant?
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Looking forward to serving with you
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for a long, long time.
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Good job, Mariner.
Well earned, well earned.
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[STAMMERING]
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[GASPS] This is real! This is real!
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Wow! Thanks. I'm gonna take off.
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Oh, right after this
very important meeting.
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All right, meeting's started.
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We need to choose new
conference room chairs.
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A beige chair with a leather
strip right down the middle.
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T'ANA: Hey! We all agree
that a strip of leather
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is too ostentatious.
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We did not all agree.
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RANSOM: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What happened to the barstools?
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SHAXS: Barstools hurt my back.
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BILLUPS [SIGHS]: You're
not sitting on them right.
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SHAXS: Not sitting on them right?
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I've killed better men for less.
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No, you haven't.
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Well, I've threatened to kill better men
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- for about the same.
- Strap in. This will take a while.
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RANSOM: Barstools are cool!
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♪ ♪
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RANSOM [OVER COMBADGE]:
Lieutenant Mariner,
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report to command
prep for mission audit.
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[GROANS]
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It's a monumental find, Captain.
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Starfleet Command ought to
just start engraving my name
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- on a plaque right now.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, and yours, too, Durango, of course.
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There. I'm done.
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Great work, Lieutenant. Now
you get to audit the audit.
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[GROANS]
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RANSOM: Lieutenant Mariner,
report to the officers' lounge
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- for management training.
- No...
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[FREEMAN SCAT SINGING]
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♪ Oh, za-beeba-dodden,
doo-bah-dum-dow, yeah! ♪
250
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,378
And that's why being a captain
is a lot like vocal jazz...
251
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,339
it's all about the notes you don't scat.
252
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,050
Oh, no. No.
253
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,677
Now, here to teach us about
promoting diverse perspectives,
254
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,180
welcome Lieutenant Winger Bingston Jr.
255
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,850
in his one-man show,
The United Federation
256
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,518
of Characters.
257
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,896
Oh, hello. Didn't see you beam in there.
258
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,066
[GROANING]
259
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,269
RANSOM: Lieutenant Mariner,
report to executive poker.
260
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,695
[GROANS]: Oh...
261
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,280
Look alive, Mariner.
262
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,241
This game's about to
get very interesting.
263
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,534
Hmm.
264
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,286
I...
265
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,747
...fold.
266
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,540
[ALL MURMURING]
267
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,625
[INHALES SHARPLY]
268
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,211
[SUCKING AIR]
269
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,295
Fold.
270
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,089
[ALL MURMURING]
271
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,591
Hmm...
272
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,884
She folds! You all fold!
273
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,761
Every time you all fold! You fold!
274
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,429
Don't tell me what to do!
275
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,764
I'm gonna fold.
276
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,766
I'm all in! Woops. I got nothin'.
277
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,892
Guess I lose.
278
00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,060
Are you out of your mind?!
279
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,269
We don't go all in!
280
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,771
It's a friendly game!
281
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:32,441
Oh-ho-ho... No.
282
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,236
Here I am, trying to
help the guy ascend,
283
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,238
and he won't even give
me a chance! [GROANS]
284
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,573
I want to help him so bad it hurts!
285
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,938
Geez, I get that you want to
see an ascension happen, but,
286
00:11:41,939 --> 00:11:43,339
- like, isn't this a bit much?
- No!
287
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,079
It's not enough! I owe it to O'Connor.
288
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,581
I'm just gonna have to study
the ancient ways twice as much,
289
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,625
just frickin' blow 'em
away with spirituality.
290
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,376
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I don't
think it works like that.
291
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,137
Yeah? Well, it's gonna
have to. Wish me luck!
292
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,850
- And you can finish my lunch.
- It's okay.
293
00:11:54,851 --> 00:11:58,005
I don't need another lunch. Oh! Pudding!
294
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,761
- [GASPS] You get your own quarters?
- Yeah. It's the worst.
295
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,263
I'm so far away from everyone.
296
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,807
What did you do? How did
you... how did you get this?
297
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,210
- Same thing I usually do.
- But-but I go above and beyond,
298
00:12:07,211 --> 00:12:09,005
and you don't even try.
Why would they...?
299
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,062
I don't get it, either, man.
Bad is good. I don't know.
300
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,703
BILLUPS: Lieutenant
Mariner, report to ops
301
00:12:12,704 --> 00:12:14,024
for review of scheduled ops.
302
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,610
Oh, great! Ops!
303
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,446
- Pray for me.
- [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
304
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,030
So...
305
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,701
they like when you break rules, huh?
306
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,828
[CHANTING]: Utique, saeculorum
307
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,705
lapsu...
308
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,348
- [GROANS] Don't you have work?
- Oh, I'm using my vacation days.
309
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,168
So, I realized, if you
mix and match prayers
310
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,627
from different cultures,
311
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,351
you can increase your
chance of ascending.
312
00:12:35,352 --> 00:12:36,589
We can beat the system!
313
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,841
- Please! Just get away from me!
- [BUZZING]
314
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,177
- [GASPING]
- These florkas are a vital part
315
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,637
of the ascension process
for the Tamarians.
316
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,181
Stop it! Don't come near me anymore.
317
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,016
You don't get to be the hero here,
318
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,685
- because you are the villain.
- [GASPS]
319
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,062
- Aah!
- Just center yourself for five minutes!
320
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,815
[PANTING]: Please.
I'll align your chakra.
321
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,525
- I'll reiki you.
- No!
322
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,527
Got to figure out a way to be bad.
323
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,771
Get a promotion. Got to be
bad, Boimler, got to be bad.
324
00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:03,615
WOMAN [OVER COMBADGE]: Ensign
Boimler, report to bridge duty at 1530.
325
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,659
Oh, I'll report to bridge duty,
326
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,162
and they'll get exactly
what they deserve!
327
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,164
- What?
- Uh... Oh, nothing.
328
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,541
That was a holodeck. Uh, Moriarty.
329
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,210
[WHISPERS]: Exactly what they deserve.
330
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,003
Mariner. Heh.
331
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,047
Care to share a status update?
332
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,549
I don't know. We're towing a
rusted old ship full of mummies?
333
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,718
If you don't feel like you fit in here,
334
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,137
I could find you a post on another ship.
335
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,555
Mm, no, thanks.
336
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,432
Don't forget, all senior officers
337
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,518
are meeting up later
for Ransom's birthday.
338
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,228
It's mandatory.
339
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,272
He's going to sing and
play acoustic guitar...
340
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,941
for hours.
341
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,194
And the songs, oh-ho,
well, he wrote them!
342
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:44,198
They're all about the month
he lived in Barcelona.
343
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,081
You know, I get what
you're trying to do here,
344
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,036
- and it is sick.
- I'm doing exactly what I need to.
345
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,579
It's called being a captain.
346
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,373
No, it's called being a dick!
347
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,292
♪ ♪
348
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,002
[DURANGO GROANS]
349
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,316
Are we reading any
vibrations in the hull?
350
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,000
No, sir. The transport
is going smoothly.
351
00:14:04,026 --> 00:14:05,219
All readings are nominal.
352
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,388
Move us closer to the generation ship.
353
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,391
Sir, I-I believe the Cerritos
is in a better position to...
354
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,194
We're in charge of this
mission, Lieutenant.
355
00:14:12,195 --> 00:14:13,644
Our positioning should reflect that.
356
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,521
- Take us in.
- Yes, sir.
357
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,987
You know, there's no
peninsula more sensual
358
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,614
- than the... Iberian.
- BARNES: Commander.
359
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,979
The Merced is maneuvering
awfully close to our tow sector.
360
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,451
What? Put them on-screen.
361
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,454
Captain Durango, you
are way out of formation.
362
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,165
I don't have to explain
myself to you, Commander.
363
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,794
The protection of this
artifact is my duty. Mine!
364
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,606
- Durango!
- Sir, I'm reading
365
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,369
a highly carbonized
particle cloud erupting
366
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,399
- from the generation ship.
- Terraforming emulsion
367
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,109
has engulfed our hull! It's transfor...
368
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,323
It's being funneled towards
us on the tractor beam!
369
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,366
- Evasive maneuver alpha!
- It's too late!
370
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,250
- [RUMBLING]
- RANSOM: Captain,
371
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,627
we have a serious problem here.
372
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,063
Terraforming fluid is
dissolving the hull.
373
00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:23,608
- Structural integrity is...
- Here's your coffee, sir.
374
00:15:23,609 --> 00:15:25,689
- ...in serious jeopardy of breaking... Aah!
- Woops.
375
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:26,800
Are you out of your mind?!
376
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,764
COMPUTER: Environmental
irregularities detected.
377
00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:31,364
Emergency force field, Corridor 89!
378
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:32,723
♪ ♪
379
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:33,807
[GASPS]
380
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,142
Whoa, did you feel that?
381
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,825
Humidity's up. The
pressure just dropped.
382
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,021
- I think the air's being modified.
- Not on my watch.
383
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,815
This is your watch, right now.
It is literally happening now.
384
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,484
Oh, can you not, even for a moment...
385
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,235
Look out!
386
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,363
[RUMBLING]
387
00:15:58,563 --> 00:16:00,083
COMPUTER: Unauthorized terraformation.
388
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,835
[GASPING] Whoa!
389
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:06,964
[GRUNTING, GASPING]
390
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,717
Ah!
391
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,761
- What's happening?
- I don't know!
392
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,846
TENDI: No!
393
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,182
Damn this gorgeous coral!
394
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,184
[GRUNTS] Well, this is just great!
395
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,895
I could have been one with
the universe right now.
396
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,522
This is all your fault!
397
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,691
You know what? I'm
glad you didn't ascend,
398
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,567
- 'cause you're a jerk!
- Yeah, right.
399
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,211
You've been obsessed with ascending me.
400
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,904
I don't care about you ascending.
401
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,073
All I really wanted was
for you to like me!
402
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,574
Wait. Wh-What?
403
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,868
It kills me when
someone doesn't like me.
404
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,870
I can't sleep. It's all
I think about. It feels
405
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,247
like ants in my brain.
406
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,915
- Yeah. No, I get that.
- Oh, please.
407
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:42,209
You haven't had a
negative thought for years.
408
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,836
[O'CONNOR SCREAMS]
409
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,217
[GASPING, COUGHING]
410
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,594
Well, since we're gonna
die here, I'll just tell you.
411
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,221
I was never going to ascend.
412
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,347
I was faking.
413
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,225
- What? Why?
- It's hard to stand out in Starfleet.
414
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,061
This gave me an edge. It was my thing.
415
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,771
I was the ascension guy.
416
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,940
But then, I was going
for so long not ascending
417
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,443
that I got worried that people
would catch on, which is why
418
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,736
I used you as cover.
419
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,112
I'm a jerk.
420
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,905
We're both jerks!
421
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,907
We wanted to be liked,
and lied about it.
422
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,511
I think that means we're best friends!
423
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,829
I'm about to die with my best friend!
424
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,456
[BOTH GRUNTING]
425
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,541
If we can get down to the
environmental controls,
426
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,835
- there might be a way to reverse this.
- Uh... mm.
427
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,695
Are you sure that's
the best rock for this?
428
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,964
What? Yes. No. Yes,
it's fine. It's a rock.
429
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,632
Look, I'm-I'm just saying,
430
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,593
I think you should use
the shale over there.
431
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,095
Mom, it is the same thing.
Just leave me alone.
432
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,347
It's just maybe you'd want
one with more of a point.
433
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,599
Oh, my God! Why do you
434
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,642
have to second-guess
every choice I make?
435
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,644
...suggestion to help you,
Beckett. What-what
436
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,928
- am I supposed to do?
- Right?
437
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,103
Just stand by and let you
keep making a mistake?
438
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,151
What I would prefer is if
you would just let me do me.
439
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,028
There. See?
440
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,654
The rock was fine.
441
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,865
Yeah, well, we could
have gotten here faster.
442
00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:57,923
You're going a little
fast, don't you think?
443
00:17:57,924 --> 00:18:00,504
- Yup. I thought you wanted fast.
- Not that fast.
444
00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:02,077
Are you trying to get us killed here?
445
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,042
Make sure you're
gripping with both hands.
446
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,377
You know, okay, okay, you know what?
447
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,061
- Maybe I should just lead.
- Oh, my God!
448
00:18:09,062 --> 00:18:10,286
Will you just stop?!
449
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,500
I am good at this. Just trust me!
450
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,343
- Well, I'm just looking out for you.
- Yeah.
451
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:17,004
That's the whole problem,
Mom. You treat me like a child.
452
00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:19,423
Well, if you would
stop acting like a child
453
00:18:19,507 --> 00:18:21,383
and more like a mature crew member,
454
00:18:21,427 --> 00:18:22,827
then I would treat you accordingly.
455
00:18:22,828 --> 00:18:24,345
Oh, you think I'm immature?
456
00:18:24,428 --> 00:18:26,308
You're the one trying to
trick me into quitting.
457
00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:28,057
How is that mature?
458
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,434
Yeah, that's what I thought, Carol.
459
00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:32,311
You did not just call me "Carol".
460
00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:34,021
Whatever, Carol.
461
00:18:34,104 --> 00:18:35,397
[BOTH GASP]
462
00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,027
[TENDI GRUNTS]
463
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:41,570
[BOTH YELL]
464
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,030
Oh, no, this is it!
465
00:18:43,113 --> 00:18:44,782
[INHALES DEEPLY]
466
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,794
[BOTH YELL]
467
00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:58,037
- [BOTH GASP]
- [ALARM SOUNDS]
468
00:18:58,038 --> 00:18:59,460
[O'CONNOR CHUCKLES]
469
00:18:59,463 --> 00:19:01,966
- Ah.
- [RUMBLING]
470
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,094
No! [GRUNTS]
471
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:07,137
- [ALARM SOUNDING]
- [GASPS] Aah! No!
472
00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:09,056
[GRUNTING]
473
00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:10,599
Get out of here!
474
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,143
I'll be okay. You need to save yourself.
475
00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:14,770
No way. I'm not leaving you!
476
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,647
Tendi, it's okay.
477
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:18,440
I did this for you.
478
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,943
No!
479
00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:24,738
Yes! The systems are still on line.
480
00:19:24,822 --> 00:19:27,616
Affected areas are saturated
with carbon polymer dust.
481
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,286
We need Parizene gas. Flood the
ship, then trigger a reversion
482
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,288
with radiation from the main deflector.
483
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,623
Unless you think we
should use a pointier rock.
484
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,127
No, that's... exactly what
I was going to suggest.
485
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,587
I'm just impressed.
486
00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:41,589
You read my mission brief, didn't you?
487
00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:43,757
No. I... No. Well, I
mean, maybe a little,
488
00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:46,135
but just ironically, just
so I could make fun of it.
489
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,512
Uh-huh. Okay. Computer, hit it.
490
00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:49,930
COMPUTER: Hitting it.
491
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,516
[HISSING]
492
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:00,608
[LAUGHS]
493
00:20:00,691 --> 00:20:02,360
Oh, my gosh. We're gonna be okay!
494
00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,612
Holy [BLEEP]. I was so ready to die.
495
00:20:04,695 --> 00:20:06,114
You saved my life.
496
00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:07,615
You saved mine first.
497
00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:11,493
[TENDI MOANS SOFTLY]
498
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,329
- [GASPS]
- Oh, no. What's happening?!
499
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,172
- Oh, my gosh, you're ascending!
- [GROANING]
500
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,874
I am? I am!
501
00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:18,541
- Oh. Ah!
- It must have been when you saved me!
502
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:19,917
When you were willing to
sacrifice yourself for me!
503
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,462
I pretended to be finding myself
504
00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:24,131
for so long, I guess I actually did!
505
00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:25,633
I... Ow. Ooh, okay. Wow.
506
00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:27,091
Oh, that actually burns.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
507
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,572
Uh, is this supposed to be happening?
508
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,234
- Uh-oh. Okay, you're smoking.
- It burns.
509
00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:31,764
It burns! Aah! Help!
510
00:20:31,828 --> 00:20:33,348
Oh, I don't... I don't want to ascend!
511
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,059
- [SCREAMS]
- Drop and roll!
512
00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:37,645
Drop and roll! Drop back
into the physical and roll.
513
00:20:37,728 --> 00:20:39,528
- Drop back into the physical and roll!
- Aah!
514
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,728
Time has no meaning!
515
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:42,024
Aah! No, it's happening!
516
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,859
I'm everywhere and nowhere!
517
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,028
I can see everything!
518
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,489
I'm turning into pure energy!
519
00:20:48,572 --> 00:20:50,366
- Why is it taking so long?!
- Aah!
520
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,660
Aah! I see Abraham Lincoln!
521
00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:56,163
The universe is balanced on
the back of a giant koala!
522
00:20:56,246 --> 00:20:59,333
Why is he smiling? What does he know?
523
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,586
The secret... of... life is...
524
00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:04,963
[SCREAMING]
525
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:10,928
Uh, all right. Well, good
luck being everything.
526
00:21:11,011 --> 00:21:12,846
Sorry I helped.
527
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:15,015
- Ransom, report.
- All systems stable, Captain.
528
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,017
But the Merced... she
had far greater exposure
529
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,268
to the terraform cloud.
530
00:21:18,352 --> 00:21:20,270
Her life support's critical.
531
00:21:20,354 --> 00:21:22,474
Oh, man. At-at this point,
they need a whole new ship.
532
00:21:22,475 --> 00:21:24,692
Or... a whole old one.
533
00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:27,111
Initiating emergency
transport for all crew
534
00:21:27,194 --> 00:21:28,904
of the Merced to the generation ship.
535
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,447
Beam them into the stasis chamber.
536
00:21:30,531 --> 00:21:32,825
It's still sealed off
and should be safe.
537
00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:34,410
Huh. Durango should be right at home
538
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,745
with some dusty old mummies.
539
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,127
[WHOOSHING]
540
00:21:45,421 --> 00:21:47,047
Oh, my gosh, we did it. We did it!
541
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,133
All crew accounted for!
542
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,015
RANSOM: Captain Freeman,
Admiral Vassery is on his way.
543
00:22:05,065 --> 00:22:06,400
Very good.
544
00:22:06,483 --> 00:22:08,363
I'm really glad we found
a way to work together.
545
00:22:08,444 --> 00:22:09,819
Yeah, you know, it's
a nice change of pace.
546
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,113
Going for each other's jugulars
547
00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:12,572
all the time is kind of exhausting.
548
00:22:12,573 --> 00:22:15,617
- I'm proud of you.
- Oh. Thanks, Mom.
549
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,078
Maybe you are fit to be
one of my senior officers.
550
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:22,249
Your chair right next to mine,
spending all our time together,
551
00:22:22,332 --> 00:22:24,418
an unstoppable mommy-daughter team!
552
00:22:24,501 --> 00:22:25,786
[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
553
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:28,622
Admiral Vassery,
welcome to the Cerritos.
554
00:22:28,706 --> 00:22:32,001
Starfleet commends your
bravery and ingenuity.
555
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,795
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to get back to work.
556
00:22:34,879 --> 00:22:36,599
Apparently, we've picked
up a strange signal
557
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,798
on our sense-oars.
558
00:22:37,882 --> 00:22:39,341
Quite all right, Admiral.
559
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,135
And what did your sense-oars show?
560
00:22:41,218 --> 00:22:43,637
Well, nothing at first,
but the long-range
561
00:22:43,721 --> 00:22:45,201
- sense-oars revealed...
- Whoa. Whoa.
562
00:22:45,222 --> 00:22:47,062
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. I am sorry.
563
00:22:47,063 --> 00:22:49,518
Are you trying to say the
word "sensors", 'cause to me,
564
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,479
you're saying "sense-oars".
What is that?
565
00:22:51,562 --> 00:22:53,522
That's how it's said. "Sense-oars".
566
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,650
- Everyone knows that.
- Sense-oars. Sense-oars.
567
00:22:56,734 --> 00:22:58,334
Yes, that's right. It
sounds right to me.
568
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,487
Me, too. I say it like that.
569
00:22:59,570 --> 00:23:01,155
What? No, you don't. This is nuts.
570
00:23:01,238 --> 00:23:02,656
Yo, she's making fun of you, dummy.
571
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:04,158
She doesn't say "sense-oars".
572
00:23:04,241 --> 00:23:05,993
Well, of course I do.
[WHISPERS]: Stop it.
573
00:23:06,076 --> 00:23:07,870
Is this how your crew treats authority
574
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,997
when it's known I mispronounce things?
575
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,540
Are you really making fawn of me?
576
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,000
Admiral, no.
577
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,710
I thought we came to an understanding.
578
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,837
Uh, maybe you need to
adjust your "sense-oars".
579
00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:18,255
Would you just stop?
580
00:23:18,339 --> 00:23:20,424
I have never been shown
such disrespect and...
581
00:23:20,508 --> 00:23:22,885
- [YAWNING]
- Is she yawning?!
582
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,720
You know, when O'Connor was screaming
583
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,522
and turning into energy,
it made me realize
584
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,224
that life's too short to be hung up
585
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:29,926
on whether everyone
on the ship likes me.
586
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,495
That's great, 'cause I'm sure
there's at least a few who don't.
587
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:33,655
[BOTH LAUGH]
588
00:23:33,738 --> 00:23:35,765
And who cares? Not me.
589
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,741
So, who are these few
people? What did they say?
590
00:23:37,742 --> 00:23:39,662
Do they not like me? You
know what? I don't care.
591
00:23:39,663 --> 00:23:41,247
But if someone said something,
I feel like I should know.
592
00:23:41,248 --> 00:23:42,338
Who was it?!
593
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,823
[GASPS] Where's your pip?
594
00:23:44,907 --> 00:23:46,909
Uh, I'm pretty good at getting demoted.
595
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:48,010
In the last hour?!
596
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,894
Uh, yeah. Apparently,
the captain doesn't like
597
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,715
looking stupid in front
of an admiral, so...
598
00:23:51,716 --> 00:23:53,249
What I... But I-I can't.
599
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,709
You-you had everything
that I ever wanted in life,
600
00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:58,087
and you didn't even care!
How are we even friends?
601
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:01,048
Maybe because I still have
the senior officer access card
602
00:24:01,131 --> 00:24:02,758
for the good replicator programs.
603
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,761
Oh! I'm gonna get that macaroni
and cheese with the breaded top!
604
00:24:44,262 --> 00:24:50,262
Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com
605
00:25:36,962 --> 00:25:39,122
[MAN IMITATES WEAPONS FIRING]:
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
606
00:25:40,863 --> 00:25:41,863
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