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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,859 --> 00:01:44,657 Okay, this here's the dough mixer. 2 00:01:44,859 --> 00:01:46,737 You gotta get in there, really scrub it... 3 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,408 ...hose it down every night. 4 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,375 Keep the bugs out. 5 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:55,218 Because someone found a roach in a loaf of wheat once and sued. 6 00:01:55,901 --> 00:02:00,498 - Can't you just spray it with Raid? - Then you got poison in bread, kill 100. 7 00:02:00,702 --> 00:02:02,135 Is that good? 8 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:10,698 Oh, Jesus. 9 00:02:16,505 --> 00:02:18,416 I gotta get to my chiropractor. 10 00:02:19,545 --> 00:02:20,500 Hey. 11 00:02:21,746 --> 00:02:24,055 Think anyone's ever had sex in here? 12 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:28,065 Now, why the fuck would you even think that? 13 00:02:42,189 --> 00:02:43,178 Romano? 14 00:02:44,029 --> 00:02:46,260 Romano? 15 00:02:53,231 --> 00:02:56,780 Romano, are you okay? 16 00:03:25,236 --> 00:03:27,387 That was... 17 00:03:27,597 --> 00:03:30,111 You made the weirdest noise back there. 18 00:03:30,317 --> 00:03:34,231 If I were you, I would not get into a weird-noise contest. 19 00:03:34,438 --> 00:03:36,429 Oh, yeah? 20 00:03:39,078 --> 00:03:41,115 Oh, boy. 21 00:03:41,319 --> 00:03:42,752 I love this song. 22 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:45,677 This, really? 23 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,029 Yeah. 24 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,595 My dad had all these old big-band records. 25 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,997 It always reminds me of... 26 00:03:52,201 --> 00:03:54,795 I don't know, being a kid. 27 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:59,917 Still being blissfully ignorant about what a sick joke life can be. 28 00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:04,002 I would've pegged you as more of a fan of... 29 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,433 What? Sting? 30 00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:10,034 U2? You know, grew up in the '80s but too straight to be into the really... 31 00:04:10,244 --> 00:04:12,075 ...hard-core punk stuff. - Oh, yeah? 32 00:04:12,284 --> 00:04:14,593 I suppose you were into the hard-core punk stuff. 33 00:04:14,804 --> 00:04:17,478 I think it was just the heroin talking. 34 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:25,357 Oh, man, I love that look. 35 00:04:25,646 --> 00:04:28,115 No, I really should go. 36 00:04:28,327 --> 00:04:31,125 Mom and David and I are having some sort of family meeting... 37 00:04:31,327 --> 00:04:35,606 ...to discuss whether we should sell the business to Kroehner. 38 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,322 God, I hope we will. 39 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:41,007 Why? 40 00:04:41,209 --> 00:04:44,884 So that I can get the hell out of here and go back to Seattle. 41 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:50,278 Why don't you come with me? 42 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:53,126 Why on earth would I do something like that? 43 00:04:53,651 --> 00:04:56,643 Because you are my woman. 44 00:04:57,371 --> 00:04:59,727 - You're out of your mind. - Oh, yeah? 45 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,968 How come my name is branded on your ass? 46 00:05:03,572 --> 00:05:05,291 I love that look. 47 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,529 You don't understand how serious this is. 48 00:05:07,733 --> 00:05:09,884 We're under siege by a major corporation. 49 00:05:10,094 --> 00:05:13,006 - Stop being so dramatic. - Mom, it's a fact. 50 00:05:13,214 --> 00:05:15,523 David, we all have problems. 51 00:05:15,734 --> 00:05:17,726 This oat bran is stuck on here like cement... 52 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:19,812 ...because you didn't soak any water in it. 53 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:22,450 Listen to me. Kroehner is pressuring our suppliers... 54 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,135 ...to demand money upfront. 55 00:05:24,336 --> 00:05:26,213 Now Continental Caskets wants us to pay... 56 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,977 ...for anything we put in the show room before we sell it. 57 00:05:29,177 --> 00:05:30,929 That's thousands of dollars. 58 00:05:31,137 --> 00:05:33,936 Your father never let these things get to him like you do. 59 00:05:34,218 --> 00:05:36,413 He never had to deal with this kind of situation. 60 00:05:36,618 --> 00:05:38,927 I'm sure things will work out. They always do. 61 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,607 - No, they don't. - Good morning. 62 00:05:43,739 --> 00:05:45,172 What's going on with you? 63 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:48,056 Nothing. 64 00:06:11,624 --> 00:06:14,536 You're not leaving here until you put some food in your stomach. 65 00:06:14,744 --> 00:06:16,940 I'm starving. 66 00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:24,021 Are you bulimic? Is that what we're going to have to deal with now? 67 00:06:24,226 --> 00:06:27,184 Mom, apparently you want a child with an eating disorder. 68 00:06:27,466 --> 00:06:29,139 Morning. 69 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:31,540 How was your run? 70 00:06:31,747 --> 00:06:34,660 I haven't gone yet. I stayed over at Brenda's last night. 71 00:06:34,868 --> 00:06:36,221 No one cares where you were. 72 00:06:36,428 --> 00:06:39,067 Why do you have to tell people every single thing you do? 73 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:43,342 Sorry, I forgot we're all supposed to live under a shroud of secrecy. 74 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,505 So I think we should sell. 75 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:55,580 I'm not saying that just because I don't want anything to do with this business. 76 00:06:56,431 --> 00:06:59,230 Have you looked at their offer? A lot of money. Stock options? 77 00:06:59,432 --> 00:07:01,423 Do you have any idea how arrogant you are? 78 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:03,828 You don't get to decide what we're doing. 79 00:07:04,112 --> 00:07:05,626 I own half, Dave. 80 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:08,028 You haven't spent the last 11 years working here. 81 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:10,224 You didn't give up anything for this. 82 00:07:10,434 --> 00:07:11,833 Is this really what you want... 83 00:07:12,034 --> 00:07:14,184 ...or are you trying to make a dead man happy? 84 00:07:16,515 --> 00:07:18,506 We should have this conversation later. 85 00:07:20,115 --> 00:07:22,505 - Why can't she be a part of this? - Thank you. 86 00:07:25,596 --> 00:07:27,905 Nate, this is all I know. 87 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:31,948 Stay and run the place for Kroehner. Go to law school like you wanted. 88 00:07:32,157 --> 00:07:34,068 Take my trust fund. I'll take the cash. 89 00:07:35,158 --> 00:07:36,750 I think Nate's right. 90 00:07:39,478 --> 00:07:43,233 Who knows how long any of us has left? We should do what makes us happy. 91 00:07:43,439 --> 00:07:46,876 Fine, sell, what do I care? 92 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,068 - You mean it? - Sure. 93 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,671 Let's just invalidate my entire life. 94 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:58,278 I'll go to Gilardi today and tell him our decision. 95 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:04,040 Oh, I don't know. I guess the one with the satin interior. 96 00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:07,792 Ma, there were five with satin interior. Let's just go with the Classic Regal. 97 00:08:08,003 --> 00:08:10,598 - I liked the White Pearl. - The Classic Regal will be fine. 98 00:08:10,804 --> 00:08:12,203 Who cares anyway? 99 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:17,115 My Tommy was cut up into 50 pieces by a big, giant dough mixer. 100 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:19,361 Oh, Ma, Pop wasn't in that many pieces. 101 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:23,764 Ma, he's gonna look just as you remember him. Right? 102 00:08:26,526 --> 00:08:30,918 It says in your brochure you have a gifted restorative artist. Whatever. 103 00:08:31,127 --> 00:08:34,005 Can he make sure Pop look good enough for an open casket or not? 104 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,284 Because you know, we'll go elsewhere. 105 00:08:37,488 --> 00:08:41,448 You'll be completely satisfied with our work. I guarantee it. 106 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:46,519 Humpty Dumpty, huh? Train tracks? 107 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:48,209 Dough mixer. 108 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:51,279 Can you go to St. Joseph's to pick him up? 109 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,970 Not today. 110 00:08:53,171 --> 00:08:55,810 It's my cousin Ramon's baby's christening. I told you. 111 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:59,641 I'll give you 50 bucks extra. A hundred. 112 00:08:59,852 --> 00:09:02,320 I'm the godfather, David. 113 00:09:02,532 --> 00:09:04,762 Shit. I can't go because of Mrs. Bond's viewing... 114 00:09:04,973 --> 00:09:07,851 ...and Kroehner told Marty if he does our pickups... 115 00:09:08,053 --> 00:09:10,567 ...he'll lose all their business. - So send Nate. 116 00:09:10,773 --> 00:09:14,562 You know, I know he hates this shit, but he's your partner now, right? 117 00:09:20,095 --> 00:09:24,567 - He's, like, in a lot of pieces. - Humpty Dumpty, I know. 118 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:27,051 Careful, that could be his head. 119 00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:29,293 - Jesus. - Or his pelvis. 120 00:09:29,497 --> 00:09:31,886 It's probably his head. 121 00:09:33,697 --> 00:09:36,576 - What happened to Rico, he get canned? - No, he's just busy. 122 00:09:36,778 --> 00:09:38,450 You new over there? 123 00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:40,728 No, I'm just a temp. 124 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:44,807 I heard old man Fisher kicked. You know him? 125 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,850 Not really. 126 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:50,689 Hey, no offense, pal, you might want to call your agency... 127 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:54,337 ...and ask for a new assignment. - I'm already on it. 128 00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:04,378 Hey, Gabe. I looked for you in the quad this morning, but I didn't see you, so... 129 00:10:04,582 --> 00:10:08,098 Maybe you stayed home because you were tired or something, but... 130 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:13,936 Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you and... 131 00:10:14,144 --> 00:10:18,582 Not in any serious way, I was just thinking about you casually. 132 00:10:18,865 --> 00:10:20,856 Okay. Bye. 133 00:10:21,065 --> 00:10:23,135 I wanna kill myself. 134 00:10:29,907 --> 00:10:33,661 Hey, Morticia! 135 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,786 Foot slut! 136 00:10:53,671 --> 00:10:56,265 It's such a fucking easy decision for him. 137 00:10:56,471 --> 00:10:59,464 And then Mom takes his side. Big surprise. 138 00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:01,151 It's like I don't even exist. 139 00:11:01,352 --> 00:11:03,627 Like me giving up law school meant nothing. 140 00:11:03,832 --> 00:11:06,984 So fight. If you really want to keep the business, don't give it away. 141 00:11:07,193 --> 00:11:11,472 See, that's just it. All day long, I've been feeling this incredible sense of... 142 00:11:11,674 --> 00:11:13,346 Relief. 143 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:17,183 I don't know if I want to keep it. I could do anything. I'm still young. 144 00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:20,990 - Right? - Are you kidding? You're still a baby. 145 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,954 What about that one? 146 00:11:26,796 --> 00:11:28,388 That's a little Mayberry for me. 147 00:11:29,236 --> 00:11:31,387 Something simple and clean. 148 00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:34,031 Like the ones that hang in a deserted truck stop... 149 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:37,628 ...when that handsome drifter blows into town. 150 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:40,068 Of course. 151 00:11:40,998 --> 00:11:42,671 What about that one? 152 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:45,198 Not bad. 153 00:11:45,399 --> 00:11:47,276 I could see Ava Gardner lying beneath it... 154 00:11:47,479 --> 00:11:49,710 ...plotting to steal Clark Gable from Grace Kelly. 155 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,514 People start their lives over all the time, right? 156 00:11:57,401 --> 00:12:00,917 - That guy just cruised you. - Really? 157 00:12:01,202 --> 00:12:02,317 Bitch. 158 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,558 Right in front of me, like I'm not even here. 159 00:12:04,762 --> 00:12:05,718 He did? 160 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,482 And I missed it? 161 00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:09,236 Oh, sorry. 162 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:14,003 - Oh, Ruth. - Amelia. 163 00:12:14,644 --> 00:12:16,362 Another casserole. 164 00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:17,714 Lemon bars. 165 00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:20,481 The kids will love them. 166 00:12:20,685 --> 00:12:22,516 Don't you have candy striping today? 167 00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:27,597 I did, but I told them my best friend needed me. 168 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,362 - You've made the right decision. - I know. 169 00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:36,038 I never realized how much money there was to be made in the funeral business. 170 00:12:36,248 --> 00:12:37,283 Death-care industry. 171 00:12:37,488 --> 00:12:40,207 And it's only gonna grow, with all the baby boomers and all. 172 00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:43,442 - Gee, there will be bodies everywhere. - Hopefully. 173 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,766 And all in final resting places provided by Kroehner. 174 00:12:46,969 --> 00:12:49,040 With a little help from Fisher & Sons. 175 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:52,208 You know, we've had our eyes on your operation for some time. 176 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:56,643 Your father was a nice guy, but he didn't know how to run a business. 177 00:12:56,851 --> 00:12:58,728 Well, my dad was never in it for the money. 178 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:02,811 I think he was more concerned about, you know, helping people. 179 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:05,401 You wanna help people, join the Peace Corps. 180 00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:08,287 - Yeah. - Greedy little Nazi fuck. 181 00:13:10,453 --> 00:13:12,046 So how exactly will this work? 182 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:14,609 We won't change the appearance of your unit at all. 183 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,964 Maybe a little cosmetic upgrading, perhaps. 184 00:13:17,174 --> 00:13:19,564 But preparation of loved ones will now take place... 185 00:13:19,775 --> 00:13:23,324 ...at a centralized location, which services several other units. 186 00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,050 Technicians on staff, constantly producing. 187 00:13:26,616 --> 00:13:29,289 So it's like a little factory. Of embalming. 188 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,768 Preparation for visitation. 189 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,730 - We maintain a small fleet of vehicles... - Hearses? 190 00:13:35,017 --> 00:13:36,610 - Funeral carriages. - Dead wagons. 191 00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:38,809 Removal vans. 192 00:13:39,138 --> 00:13:44,293 Once you centralize operations, you'd be amazed how you maximize profits. 193 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,255 So in the end, we're all just human McNuggets. 194 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,939 Just as we began. 195 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,619 I like you, Nate. 196 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:56,096 You hear that, buddy-boy? He likes you. 197 00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:58,690 Wow, you are so cool. 198 00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,820 Your initial payment, sir. 199 00:14:05,502 --> 00:14:08,734 The rest will follow after both our lawyers have held up the process... 200 00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:10,740 ...Iong enough to justify their fees. 201 00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:14,061 In the meantime, we'd like to send a facilities inspector out to... 202 00:14:14,264 --> 00:14:16,539 ...take a look at things as early as next week. 203 00:14:22,025 --> 00:14:24,381 You know, like the president. 204 00:14:24,986 --> 00:14:29,264 - I'll see you later. - Yeah, all right. Later. 205 00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,537 Hey. 206 00:14:33,787 --> 00:14:35,857 What's going on? 207 00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:38,857 You fucking asshole. 208 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:44,937 Why is my car covered with words like "toe sucker"? 209 00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:50,109 I... I don't know. L... 210 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,462 You didn't, for instance, blab to your friends that you bagged me... 211 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,104 ...and that I sucked your toes? 212 00:14:57,311 --> 00:15:00,223 I might have told one person. 213 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:05,426 Andy. He just... He asked me what I did the night before, so I told him. I mean... 214 00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:11,902 It's not like I thought this was gonna work out... 215 00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:13,991 ...because I know nothing ever works out... 216 00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:17,470 ...but I guess I just wanted to enjoy this for a little bit. 217 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:21,270 Instead, the whole world's calling me "this little piggy lover." 218 00:15:24,035 --> 00:15:25,674 I'm sorry. 219 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:27,229 I mean, come on. So what? 220 00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:29,552 - So it got out. Who cares? - Know what I wish? 221 00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:34,831 I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the clich'es that they are. 222 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,711 This can go to Goodwill. 223 00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:41,873 And this... 224 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:45,308 And this one too. 225 00:15:47,199 --> 00:15:49,760 Maybe Nathaniel's clothes are too dull for Goodwill. 226 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:55,274 - Does Goodwill ever refuse anything? - Ruth. If you want to cry, cry. 227 00:15:55,481 --> 00:16:00,032 - What are you talking about? - Just let it out. That's why I'm here. 228 00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:02,472 For the last time, I'm fine. 229 00:16:02,682 --> 00:16:06,311 I just think it's very interesting. You're supposed to be making two piles. 230 00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:09,162 One for Goodwill and one for memories... 231 00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:11,672 ...and yet you have not held on to one thing. 232 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,920 The memory pile was your stupid idea. 233 00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:16,115 What can I do with Nathaniel's old clothes? 234 00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:20,841 Make pillows, a quilt? I ought to just burn them all. 235 00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:25,044 How can someone with so little clothing have so much clothing? 236 00:16:25,326 --> 00:16:27,203 What is this? 237 00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:29,995 Nothing. 238 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,162 It's stupid. 239 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:35,043 Something about visiting the pyramids, taking ballet lessons? 240 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,683 I wrote down things I might want to do now that I'm... 241 00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:40,686 - I have more time. - Well, I think that's wonderful. 242 00:16:40,888 --> 00:16:43,198 No, it's not. 243 00:16:43,409 --> 00:16:47,118 It's stupid. I don't even want to do any of these things. 244 00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,207 I just did it because some book told me to. 245 00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,799 - What am I, gonna be in Swan Lake? - Why not? 246 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:55,048 You see stories like that on the news all the time. It's inspiring. 247 00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:58,721 It's depressing. It seems so desperate. 248 00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:00,808 Maybe it's a little desperate. 249 00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:05,084 Besides, who knows? 250 00:17:05,612 --> 00:17:09,242 It's always possible you might meet a man. 251 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:12,843 That part of my life is over. 252 00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:17,572 You're supposed to flip this mattress every two months. 253 00:17:19,295 --> 00:17:20,808 I do mine every 14 weeks. 254 00:17:21,015 --> 00:17:25,248 Well, I can't remember ever flipping this. It's probably been 20 years. 255 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:26,775 Come on, get up. 256 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,612 You haven't finished going through Nathaniel's clothes. 257 00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:35,013 Ruth. 258 00:17:35,257 --> 00:17:37,726 Ruth, how can I help you? 259 00:17:37,938 --> 00:17:40,930 You can lift this up with me. 260 00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:44,775 An uncovered mattress is so sad. 261 00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:47,652 Help me turn this over! 262 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:50,536 All right. 263 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,331 Okay. 264 00:17:58,221 --> 00:18:00,052 All right. 265 00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:08,891 Does it feel any different? 266 00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:10,934 No. 267 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,542 Save our park! 268 00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:24,784 Save our park! Save our park! 269 00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:29,025 Save our park! Save our park! 270 00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:33,140 No more money for politicians! Money for parks! 271 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,144 Save our park! Save our park! 272 00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:02,706 What are you doing? 273 00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:06,348 You have a gift. You can help people. 274 00:19:10,553 --> 00:19:11,702 Fine. 275 00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:14,508 Go back to peddling soy milk and nailing waitresses. 276 00:19:14,714 --> 00:19:16,591 What do I care? I'm dead. 277 00:19:19,715 --> 00:19:20,909 Move it, asshole! 278 00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:26,750 Save our park! Save our park! 279 00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,469 So now you don't want to sell. 280 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,671 - I know it sounds crazy. - No, not at all. 281 00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:35,392 We'll keep the business for the rest of the day, then sell it again tomorrow. 282 00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:37,269 - Hear me out. - This is a good system. 283 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,867 We'll sell in the mornings, keep it in the afternoons. 284 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,229 Sometimes, we sell again in the evenings when we can't make a decision. 285 00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:45,236 David, you're not being fair. 286 00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:47,794 When I didn't want to sell, you could've cared less. 287 00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:49,352 When Nate doesn't, you listen. 288 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:54,315 Okay, I'm a terrible mother, who's responsible for all your problems. Happy? 289 00:19:56,881 --> 00:20:00,032 So you had some revelation, and now you wanna be a funeral director? 290 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,995 - How long is that going to last? - He does have a point, Nate. 291 00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:06,354 - You don't always stick with things. - You can't be in the same room... 292 00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:07,517 ...with a dead body. 293 00:20:07,803 --> 00:20:10,761 I know, but there's a reason for that. 294 00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:14,322 This is what I'm supposed to do. 295 00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:17,118 Which is why I've spent so much time running away from it. 296 00:20:27,006 --> 00:20:29,361 My whole life, I've been a tourist. 297 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:32,718 Now I have the chance to do some good instead of just sucking up air. 298 00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:37,804 I know it's a lot to ask of you, I know, but I just really think that we can do this. 299 00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:40,363 You and me, together. 300 00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,725 Brothers. 301 00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:44,999 Like we used to be. 302 00:20:49,089 --> 00:20:51,888 We could still sell to Kroehner and both manage Fisher & Sons. 303 00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:54,320 Yeah, but then we're just spokesmodels... 304 00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:57,204 ...working to make fat Republican stockholders richer. 305 00:20:57,411 --> 00:20:59,720 Kroehner doesn't give a shit about people. We care. 306 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:03,766 - We can help them through their grief. - This is a business, Nate, not a charity. 307 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,361 Of course it's a business, but... 308 00:21:06,572 --> 00:21:08,564 ...it's more than that, and you know it. 309 00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:16,728 Okay. 310 00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:18,162 Great. 311 00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:21,573 I'll call Gilardi and tell him he can kiss our collective ass. 312 00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:23,049 Language. 313 00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:27,054 Maybe Dad knew what he was doing. 314 00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:35,773 You did not have to waste this stuff on me. 315 00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:37,968 Oh, please. My parents got a case of it... 316 00:21:38,178 --> 00:21:42,410 ...from some TV movie they were technical advisors on. 317 00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:44,769 Some serial-killer thing for cable. 318 00:21:44,979 --> 00:21:48,051 Oh, they're such whores. They'll do anything. 319 00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:49,533 Gosh. 320 00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:52,698 Can you believe this stuff is expensive? 321 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,937 You know, I've always wanted to tell off some corporate suit, some... 322 00:21:58,141 --> 00:22:01,213 ...greedy little Nazi fuck, you know? 323 00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:03,575 That's very hostile. 324 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:07,491 No, I was very diplomatic. I just said, "Thanks, but we changed our minds." 325 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,898 What did he do? 326 00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:12,253 He didn't do anything. What's he gonna do? 327 00:22:12,543 --> 00:22:15,820 - This is completely unacceptable. - The Baxters changed their mind. 328 00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:20,063 - They're going with the Unger Mortuary. - Was there a reason? 329 00:22:21,825 --> 00:22:23,895 They probably just underbid you. 330 00:22:24,105 --> 00:22:25,777 Hal Unger never underbid anybody. 331 00:22:25,985 --> 00:22:28,978 He moved to Florida. They were bought out by Kroehner months ago. 332 00:22:29,186 --> 00:22:31,063 Sign here. 333 00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,745 You know... 334 00:22:34,947 --> 00:22:39,021 ...I didn't just decide to stay in Los Angeles because of the business. 335 00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:42,220 - I had another reason. - Oh, please. Don't ruin this. 336 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:46,104 - I've got such a nice buzz going. - It was you. 337 00:22:47,149 --> 00:22:48,184 Nate, get serious. 338 00:22:48,389 --> 00:22:50,426 - It's true. - No, it's not. 339 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,508 You're staying here because you found something you want to do. 340 00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:58,580 I am the extra bonus that probably won't work out. 341 00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:02,101 Sometimes your honesty gets really tiresome. 342 00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:06,180 - I don't want any children. - Who said anything about children? 343 00:23:06,392 --> 00:23:08,543 I was referring to you. 344 00:23:08,753 --> 00:23:11,028 I got something for you. 345 00:23:22,555 --> 00:23:24,546 Open it. 346 00:23:27,556 --> 00:23:30,707 Glenn Miller Orchestra at the Hollywood Palladium. 347 00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:33,715 Brenda, this is so cool. I've never been to the Palladium. 348 00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:37,273 You grew up in L.A., and you've never been to the Palladium? Pathetic. 349 00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:42,432 These are for three weeks from now. 350 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,914 How'd you know I wouldn't be in Seattle? 351 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,075 I didn't. 352 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,240 Morning, Rico. 353 00:24:37,207 --> 00:24:39,768 Just what I need, another boss breathing down my neck. 354 00:24:39,968 --> 00:24:41,799 Put me to work. 355 00:24:45,409 --> 00:24:47,365 Hello? 356 00:25:02,171 --> 00:25:05,562 Pregnancy's kicked Vanessa's hormones into overload. I gotta talk her down. 357 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:09,163 If you wanna help, take Mr. Romano out of the bag and put him on the table. 358 00:25:09,373 --> 00:25:12,729 Remember, breathe through your mouth, man. He's pretty ripe. 359 00:25:39,298 --> 00:25:41,493 Oh, Christ. 360 00:25:48,659 --> 00:25:50,695 - Nate. - Great, look what you made me do. 361 00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:53,539 Oh, gross. 362 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:57,659 I want to talk to you about something. 363 00:25:57,861 --> 00:26:03,619 I don't know if you noticed, but I'm a little busy swimming in a man's guts. 364 00:26:06,582 --> 00:26:08,140 I don't know what this is. 365 00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:12,894 I'm picking up a part of a person, and I don't even know what part it is! 366 00:26:13,103 --> 00:26:16,380 Fine, I'll talk to you later. 367 00:26:16,584 --> 00:26:17,539 Oh, God. 368 00:26:25,145 --> 00:26:26,544 Sorry. 369 00:26:37,947 --> 00:26:39,939 What the hell are you doing? 370 00:26:40,148 --> 00:26:42,946 I work here now. I have to be a part of things. 371 00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:45,982 Let Rico take care of him. 372 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:51,024 I have a job for you that's much better suited to your particular talents. 373 00:27:03,031 --> 00:27:07,264 Morning, Nate. Lovely day, isn't it? 374 00:27:07,472 --> 00:27:09,623 I've seen better. 375 00:27:09,913 --> 00:27:13,269 I only wanted to say hello, seeing that I'm your new neighbor. 376 00:27:15,273 --> 00:27:18,550 We just bought that house across the street. 377 00:27:20,314 --> 00:27:22,146 Got it for a song too. 378 00:27:22,435 --> 00:27:26,906 Oh, and by the way, we're planning to put you out of business in six months. 379 00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:29,995 They're opening a Poseidon Society across the street? 380 00:27:30,196 --> 00:27:31,993 That's right. 381 00:27:32,196 --> 00:27:34,427 What is a Poseidon Society? 382 00:27:34,637 --> 00:27:38,346 They sell cremations, cheap cremations. Now, for a fraction of what we charge... 383 00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:41,356 ...you can dump off the relative you never really liked... 384 00:27:41,558 --> 00:27:44,072 ...at the Torch Mart across the street. 385 00:27:44,278 --> 00:27:47,191 I guess we have to just continue to do our best. 386 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:49,957 And how exactly do we do that? 387 00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:52,435 You know Lou the florist, that sweet old guy? 388 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,393 He just upped what he charges us by 200 percent. 389 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,360 And that chemical dealer on Figueroa is now suing us... 390 00:27:58,561 --> 00:28:01,633 ...over some nonexistent shipment of cavity fluid. 391 00:28:01,841 --> 00:28:04,561 Every other supplier that we have in common with Kroehner... 392 00:28:04,842 --> 00:28:07,595 ...suddenly developed some problem with Fisher & Sons. 393 00:28:07,802 --> 00:28:09,679 For some reason, by the name of Kroehner... 394 00:28:09,883 --> 00:28:12,477 ...the Health Department is going to inspect us next week. 395 00:28:12,683 --> 00:28:15,038 Yeah, so what? Isn't everything clean? 396 00:28:15,323 --> 00:28:19,397 Yes, but any inspection means we have to update something. 397 00:28:19,604 --> 00:28:23,075 If it's the ventilation system, we're sunk. 398 00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:26,198 We should've sold. 399 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,557 Nate? I'm having a problem. 400 00:28:29,966 --> 00:28:33,038 You don't happen to have Mr. Romano's foot on you, do you? 401 00:28:36,447 --> 00:28:38,677 Do you remember picking up the foot? 402 00:28:38,887 --> 00:28:43,040 I think so, but my eyes were shut, and I was trying not to vomit. 403 00:28:43,248 --> 00:28:45,637 I'm not happy. 404 00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:50,001 Well, that's very interesting, David, because I'm ecstatic. 405 00:28:51,969 --> 00:28:54,120 Maybe the morgue never gave us that foot. 406 00:28:55,090 --> 00:28:57,046 Both feet are listed in the paperwork, Nate. 407 00:28:57,250 --> 00:29:00,402 Just think, Nate. Is there any other point you could've lost it? 408 00:29:00,611 --> 00:29:02,602 - Lost what? - Nothing. 409 00:29:02,811 --> 00:29:06,361 If you lost something, look under the bed. That's where things always turn up. 410 00:29:06,572 --> 00:29:09,723 - I doubt that applies in this case. - That's what people always say... 411 00:29:09,932 --> 00:29:12,572 ...then they find what they're looking for under the bed. 412 00:29:12,773 --> 00:29:16,289 - Mom, we're really busy down here. - The upstairs machine is broken. 413 00:29:16,494 --> 00:29:17,973 I called the repairman but... 414 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:21,052 Oh, my God, what is this? 415 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:28,084 Someone left a Kleenex in their pocket, and now it's all over everything. 416 00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:31,324 It's disgusting. 417 00:29:35,057 --> 00:29:37,127 Nate, retrace your steps. 418 00:29:37,337 --> 00:29:40,455 Is there any other point you could've lost the foot? 419 00:29:41,138 --> 00:29:44,335 I almost dropped him at the morgue, but the bag didn't open. 420 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:48,532 I tripped on the stairs, but nothing fell out. 421 00:29:48,819 --> 00:29:51,174 Banged into the freezer. Spilled him onto the floor... 422 00:29:51,379 --> 00:29:55,089 - And I picked him up from off the floor. - It should be here. 423 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:59,775 I'd say it's an $8 million lawsuit. 424 00:30:00,421 --> 00:30:02,377 At least. 425 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,703 - Here she comes. - Like my new shoes? They're size 12. 426 00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:15,972 Toe slut. 427 00:31:03,631 --> 00:31:05,304 Amelia? 428 00:31:05,512 --> 00:31:08,151 It's me, Ruth. 429 00:31:08,352 --> 00:31:11,982 Your best friend needs help. 430 00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:27,947 Is he all put together? 431 00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:31,945 - Oh, he's 100 percent there. - Absolutely. 432 00:31:32,236 --> 00:31:33,385 I'd like to see him. 433 00:31:35,997 --> 00:31:40,036 I'm sorry, our embalmer is a little on the artistic side. 434 00:31:40,237 --> 00:31:42,911 He gets crazy if he has any input. 435 00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:45,268 It's best to wait until we're completely done. 436 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:48,269 One more thing. 437 00:31:48,479 --> 00:31:49,832 His shoes. 438 00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:54,519 - What are you, an idiot? - Those are his favorite shoes. 439 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,395 He has perfectly comfortable loafers, which would be much more appropriate. 440 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:03,516 Yes, I myself have loafers which are just like walking on air. 441 00:32:04,721 --> 00:32:06,360 We should've just told her the truth. 442 00:32:06,922 --> 00:32:11,201 "Sorry, Mrs. Romano, but my idiot of a brother lost a part of your husband." 443 00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:13,359 Yeah, that would've worked. 444 00:32:13,563 --> 00:32:14,757 Where are you going? 445 00:32:14,963 --> 00:32:16,442 I have someplace I have to be. 446 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,442 When I return, I hope to be greeted by a foot... 447 00:32:19,644 --> 00:32:22,602 ...a solution as to how to stop a billion-dollar corporation... 448 00:32:22,804 --> 00:32:26,957 ...from putting us out of business and pruned hedges. 449 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,756 - Aren't you glad you're out of the house? - Yes, this is just what I needed. 450 00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:37,083 We should try and get a seat right in front. 451 00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:40,962 - I'm placing a bet. - We should just try and enjoy the day. 452 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:44,558 I don't see why we need to gamble. 453 00:32:47,369 --> 00:32:48,563 That's sweet. 454 00:32:49,809 --> 00:32:52,039 You both look so happy. 455 00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:54,241 It's just an act. 456 00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:58,526 Just enjoy it while it lasts, which isn't very long. 457 00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:00,120 Excuse me? 458 00:33:00,331 --> 00:33:03,243 You think you have forever, but you don't. 459 00:33:03,451 --> 00:33:05,602 Soon you start to get on each other's nerves... 460 00:33:06,532 --> 00:33:09,365 ...then you don't tell the other person as much as you used to. 461 00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:12,133 What's the point? You thought they understood you. 462 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,130 - But they never did, not really. - Ruth. 463 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,847 Finally, not only do you not tell him anything real... 464 00:33:17,053 --> 00:33:18,646 ...you actively start lying to him. 465 00:33:19,694 --> 00:33:22,447 Then when you think it can't get any worse, he up and dies. 466 00:33:23,495 --> 00:33:28,888 - I think I see a shorter line over there. - Bye. 467 00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,732 No matter what you do, you end up alone! 468 00:33:31,936 --> 00:33:34,530 Not knowing who you are or what you really want! 469 00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:38,696 Ruth, Ruth, why did we come here today? 470 00:33:39,177 --> 00:33:42,648 To have fun. Aren't you having fun? 471 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:47,053 I think it's wobbling. 472 00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:51,047 It just looks like it's wobbling because you've been staring at it for so long. 473 00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:53,330 It's definitely wobbling. 474 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:55,292 You're hallucinating. 475 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,455 Life is strange. 476 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,539 If one of those tiny screws isn't screwed on tight enough... 477 00:33:59,741 --> 00:34:02,733 ...that thing could fall and kill us instantaneously. 478 00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:05,536 Just chop us to bits like a Cuisinart. 479 00:34:07,822 --> 00:34:10,973 And an assassin with a semiautomatic could walk through the door... 480 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:14,732 ...and spray our brains all over the place. 481 00:34:14,943 --> 00:34:20,302 The sun could become a supernova and engulf the entire planet in flames. 482 00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,381 David Fisher. 483 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,304 We just got a call from Claire's school. She's in trouble. 484 00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:32,898 - Can't Mom handle this? - She's MIA. 485 00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:36,179 And besides, I think you might be interested in what they told me. 486 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,186 What? Start from the beginning. 487 00:34:42,868 --> 00:34:45,223 Jesus. 488 00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:49,867 Okay, I'll be right there. Until then, tell Nate to... 489 00:34:50,069 --> 00:34:52,503 Oh, great, he's MIA too? 490 00:34:52,709 --> 00:34:55,065 All right, bye. 491 00:34:57,070 --> 00:35:00,746 There's a rumor going around school that my sister put a dismembered foot... 492 00:35:00,951 --> 00:35:04,500 ...into some boy's locker. - Shut the fuck up. 493 00:35:19,714 --> 00:35:23,070 She did it. I know she did. 494 00:35:24,435 --> 00:35:26,027 Where's the foot now? 495 00:35:26,235 --> 00:35:28,146 I don't know. The student who found it... 496 00:35:28,355 --> 00:35:31,109 ...denies that it ever happened. - Okay, where's your sister? 497 00:35:31,316 --> 00:35:33,784 No one knows. A police report has been filed... 498 00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:36,545 ...and now Mom is supposed to meet with the principal. 499 00:35:36,757 --> 00:35:39,225 I don't understand kids. 500 00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,793 When I was her age, I never would've taken a foot. 501 00:35:41,998 --> 00:35:45,354 David, I can help. I'm a cop. That's what I do for a living. 502 00:35:46,718 --> 00:35:49,279 You find feet? 503 00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:51,478 What the fuck am I gonna do? 504 00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:53,271 Tell me who lived here again. 505 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,159 The Fritzens. 506 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,834 I have totally fucked things up. Kept us from selling. 507 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:04,590 Now we're gonna go under, and it's because of me. I'm a fucking moron. 508 00:36:04,801 --> 00:36:06,758 You used to hang out over here? 509 00:36:06,962 --> 00:36:11,513 Jeannie Fritzen and I used to play in here after school. Both her parents worked. 510 00:36:12,643 --> 00:36:16,238 Brenda, this is serious. My entire family could go bankrupt. 511 00:36:16,643 --> 00:36:21,434 So swallow your pride, go back to the corporation and sell. 512 00:36:22,244 --> 00:36:26,875 They'll cut their offer in half now, knowing we're so quick to buckle under. 513 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:30,078 Plus, I really don't wanna let that greedy little Nazi win. 514 00:36:30,286 --> 00:36:33,084 Oh, so this is a pissing contest? 515 00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:42,526 Nate, I'm going to kiss you! 516 00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:48,600 I lost someone's foot today. 517 00:36:53,049 --> 00:36:54,961 Sorry. 518 00:36:55,610 --> 00:36:58,488 I really thought I had, like, this... 519 00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:01,524 ...profound revelation. 520 00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:05,961 Fuck, if this isn't what I'm supposed to be doing with my life, then what is? 521 00:37:06,252 --> 00:37:09,642 Living it. And you're doing that, so relax. 522 00:37:09,932 --> 00:37:12,322 You don't give a fuck about what I'm going through. 523 00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:18,643 Sure. As much as I can, given we've known each other less than a month. 524 00:37:21,894 --> 00:37:27,845 There's no big investment. I mean, that's part of the appeal for both of us. 525 00:37:29,495 --> 00:37:31,487 Right? 526 00:37:34,576 --> 00:37:36,693 Right? 527 00:37:47,738 --> 00:37:53,018 Jeannie Fritzen tried to kiss me in this room. I wouldn't let her. 528 00:37:53,459 --> 00:37:57,612 - You can't control things. Nobody can. - Shut up. 529 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:00,209 There's only one thing that's certain. 530 00:38:00,941 --> 00:38:06,778 - Everything changes. - Shut. Up. 531 00:38:28,425 --> 00:38:29,699 I already talked to the cops. 532 00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:32,374 I don't understand why I have to go through this again. 533 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:35,054 - Because this time I want the truth. - Man... 534 00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:37,940 A witness already said she saw you running down the hall... 535 00:38:38,147 --> 00:38:41,184 ...screaming the crazy funeral-home girl put a foot in your locker. 536 00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:43,106 It was a joke. It was just a joke. 537 00:38:43,308 --> 00:38:45,822 She's kind of a loser, and we all pick on her. 538 00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:49,783 - She totally asks for it. - Modern technology is really something. 539 00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:53,782 - I don't care, man. - You should. 540 00:38:53,989 --> 00:38:57,539 We have chemicals we put on your hands to see if you've touched human remains. 541 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,661 No way. 542 00:38:59,950 --> 00:39:02,385 You want to tell me what really happened today? 543 00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:04,343 L... 544 00:39:07,592 --> 00:39:09,264 Who's that? 545 00:39:11,072 --> 00:39:12,664 That's my partner. 546 00:39:12,873 --> 00:39:15,228 You better be glad you don't have to mess with him. 547 00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:17,901 That guy's into some crazy-ass shit. 548 00:39:18,113 --> 00:39:21,151 Now, either you can tell me where you put the foot... 549 00:39:21,354 --> 00:39:24,664 ...or you're gonna be dealing with that crazy-ass motherfucker. 550 00:39:43,718 --> 00:39:47,267 Big Shirley by a nose! 551 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,352 She won! 552 00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:57,033 Oh, God, I just can't believe it. I won $ 16. 553 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:58,559 I told you this would be fun. 554 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,958 - How much did you win? - I don't know. 555 00:40:02,161 --> 00:40:04,550 - Four thousand. - Four thousand what? 556 00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:06,957 Dollars. 557 00:40:15,803 --> 00:40:21,356 And by the way, I had an affair with a hairdresser last year. 558 00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:26,355 - You did? - Yep. 559 00:40:38,447 --> 00:40:41,405 Are you a cup? How many cups are you? 560 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,759 I'm a loaf of bread. 561 00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:47,566 Hello? 562 00:40:47,768 --> 00:40:50,283 Okay. Talk slowly. 563 00:40:53,849 --> 00:40:56,648 I'm gonna see you in a few hours. 564 00:40:56,850 --> 00:41:00,160 Slow down. Slower. 565 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,362 Well, you're gonna have to wait. 566 00:41:02,571 --> 00:41:06,120 - Because you have to. - Brenda. 567 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:10,810 Just stay there. I'll call you in a half-hour. 568 00:41:11,012 --> 00:41:12,525 - Promise? - I promise. 569 00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:18,492 - Who was that? - Nothing to worry about. 570 00:41:19,654 --> 00:41:22,726 - I gotta go. - Brenda, who was it? 571 00:41:24,414 --> 00:41:27,373 Just someone else, okay? Just back off. 572 00:41:27,575 --> 00:41:31,933 I can't deal with this right now. I'll call you. 573 00:41:38,937 --> 00:41:42,247 I'm glad you're staying in town. 574 00:41:48,658 --> 00:41:53,938 - He threw it out of his car? - He was taking it to show some friends. 575 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,177 Then it hit him, he might get in trouble. 576 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:59,372 What with people not supposed to be in possession of others' feet. 577 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:02,015 - He tossed it out. - I've gotta get home. 578 00:42:02,221 --> 00:42:04,416 Just drop me off, and I'll pick up my car later. 579 00:42:04,621 --> 00:42:07,500 All right, I'll take a look where he said he tossed it. 580 00:42:07,702 --> 00:42:11,661 - You don't have to do that. - Hey, how can I sleep? 581 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,933 Knowing that there's a foot on the loose? 582 00:42:14,223 --> 00:42:18,819 - You lost $25,000? It's just gone? - I suppose it still exists. 583 00:42:19,023 --> 00:42:21,140 It's just not mine anymore. 584 00:42:22,024 --> 00:42:25,700 - I'm waiting for an explanation. - Don't talk to me like a child. 585 00:42:25,905 --> 00:42:27,099 I was on a... 586 00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:29,023 What do you call it? A roll. 587 00:42:29,225 --> 00:42:32,263 So I kept betting more and more, and I just felt so good... 588 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:36,379 ...like I was living someone else's life. I was up $9000! 589 00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:38,862 And then I started to lose. 590 00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:43,458 And then I started to feel like me again, and so I kept betting more and more... 591 00:42:43,668 --> 00:42:46,501 ...and losing more and more. - You should've been more careful. 592 00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:49,826 I don't want to be careful. I want to feel alive. 593 00:42:50,029 --> 00:42:53,021 There should be a way to do that that's a little less expensive. 594 00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:55,784 I have a right to make mistakes, Nate! 595 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:58,379 You of all people shouldn't begrudge me that. 596 00:43:04,471 --> 00:43:05,665 What? 597 00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:13,343 I lost $25,000. Okay, you got it out of me. Now leave me alone! 598 00:43:34,876 --> 00:43:36,832 Hey. 599 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,708 Claire? 600 00:43:40,557 --> 00:43:42,787 - You're David's friend. - Keith. 601 00:43:45,038 --> 00:43:46,391 What's going on? 602 00:43:49,438 --> 00:43:51,828 Not much. 603 00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,318 So where's Claire now? 604 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:04,079 I gotta say I'm totally relieved. That I didn't lose it. 605 00:44:04,961 --> 00:44:06,917 Hey. 606 00:44:13,122 --> 00:44:15,683 Nice job, Rico. 607 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:19,839 - Thank you. - Boy, they did do a marvelous job. 608 00:44:20,684 --> 00:44:22,993 They ought to, they charged a fortune. 609 00:44:31,165 --> 00:44:33,555 Can I assist you, Miss Romano? 610 00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:35,119 I know it's silly... 611 00:44:35,326 --> 00:44:39,400 ...but I just wanted to see with my own eyes that Pop's all put together right. 612 00:44:39,607 --> 00:44:41,643 We get to do that, don't we? 613 00:44:51,969 --> 00:44:54,608 Okay. Good. 614 00:45:02,771 --> 00:45:05,490 I think I'll be able to sleep much better now. 615 00:45:16,293 --> 00:45:20,206 - Rico, you gave him a foot? - Yeah. Yeah. 616 00:45:20,414 --> 00:45:22,291 I thought it was for the best. 617 00:45:22,494 --> 00:45:24,689 Remember that leg of lamb that your mother had... 618 00:45:24,894 --> 00:45:27,409 ...in the back of her freezer for forever? - Okay, stop. 619 00:45:27,615 --> 00:45:30,413 Embalmed, wrapped in latex and duct tape. 620 00:45:31,135 --> 00:45:35,209 I was following him home to get it back when I saw him toss it. 621 00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,884 Now I've been here for hours, and I can't find it. 622 00:45:38,096 --> 00:45:41,089 - Describe it to me again. - It's a foot. 623 00:45:41,297 --> 00:45:43,891 Why did you take it in the first place? 624 00:45:44,097 --> 00:45:47,568 Well, at the time, it seemed like a good way to pay him back for something. 625 00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:50,133 I just wanted to shake him up. 626 00:45:50,338 --> 00:45:54,048 I don't understand how guys can be so unshakable. 627 00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:56,895 I know what you mean. 628 00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:01,493 Did you ever suck a guy's toe? 629 00:46:04,901 --> 00:46:06,937 Yeah. 630 00:46:08,622 --> 00:46:10,772 Me too. 631 00:46:13,782 --> 00:46:17,139 Have you been watching Mrs. Romano? 632 00:46:17,703 --> 00:46:19,421 Yeah. 633 00:46:19,623 --> 00:46:21,899 Been watching her all night. 634 00:46:22,104 --> 00:46:23,935 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 635 00:46:24,144 --> 00:46:26,898 Casket climber. 636 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:30,297 Her? She doesn't look that energetic. 637 00:46:30,585 --> 00:46:34,261 Yeah. Those are the ones that really go for it. 638 00:46:35,946 --> 00:46:38,335 So we should probably have a conversation with Rico... 639 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,697 ...about what's going on with Kroehner. 640 00:46:42,107 --> 00:46:44,223 Okay. 641 00:46:44,788 --> 00:46:48,417 So there was no baby christening the other day. I lied. 642 00:46:49,428 --> 00:46:51,499 But I only took one meeting with Gilardi. 643 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:55,861 - You met with him? Why? - Hey, Gilardi called me, okay? 644 00:46:56,069 --> 00:46:58,379 I have the right to consider my options. 645 00:46:58,670 --> 00:47:00,945 My father put you through mortuary school. 646 00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:07,989 - I wanna go with you! - Mrs. Romano! Mrs. Romano! 647 00:47:08,191 --> 00:47:09,261 - It's okay. - Mommy! 648 00:47:09,472 --> 00:47:12,225 Grab her legs! It's okay. It's okay. Here we go. 649 00:47:12,432 --> 00:47:14,184 - Here we go, Mrs. Romano. - I'm sorry. 650 00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:22,909 I give up. 651 00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:27,110 It's not here. 652 00:47:29,795 --> 00:47:32,468 This probably isn't over. 653 00:47:33,996 --> 00:47:39,867 If there's a lesson to be learned, it's that your actions have consequences. 654 00:47:40,077 --> 00:47:42,875 Yeah, well, Gabe should learn that. 655 00:47:47,518 --> 00:47:50,669 I know you and my brother are, like... 656 00:47:51,279 --> 00:47:53,031 ...gay. 657 00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,756 Okay. 658 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,118 What do you see in him? 659 00:48:04,361 --> 00:48:09,959 - He's just David, you know? - I know. That's why I'm asking. 660 00:48:11,082 --> 00:48:15,281 He is smart. He's kind. He's funny. 661 00:48:16,883 --> 00:48:20,592 I know he can be a little uptight, but underneath that, he's... 662 00:48:22,484 --> 00:48:26,159 ...such a little boy. Innocent. 663 00:48:26,364 --> 00:48:27,400 And I like that. 664 00:48:28,965 --> 00:48:32,082 Most of the men I meet, well... 665 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:34,641 ...they kind of just want me to be one thing. 666 00:48:34,926 --> 00:48:37,156 What, like, big, black sex cop? 667 00:48:37,366 --> 00:48:40,757 "Sorry I was speeding, officer, I guess you'll have to punish me now." 668 00:48:41,047 --> 00:48:42,366 Yeah. 669 00:48:42,567 --> 00:48:47,164 And I don't want to be that. Rent a video. 670 00:48:47,408 --> 00:48:48,966 David... 671 00:48:49,408 --> 00:48:51,639 ...he gets me. 672 00:48:52,409 --> 00:48:57,325 When someone sees you as you really are and wants to be with you... 673 00:48:57,690 --> 00:49:00,204 ...that's powerful. 674 00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:06,846 Whatever. 675 00:49:08,531 --> 00:49:11,729 I wish I could know the David you know. 676 00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:14,926 You could be a little nicer to him. 677 00:49:15,212 --> 00:49:17,124 He's under a lot of stress... 678 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:19,972 ...with that cremation place opening across the street. 679 00:49:20,773 --> 00:49:23,891 What cremation place? 680 00:49:24,174 --> 00:49:26,210 She stole a foot? 681 00:49:26,414 --> 00:49:28,007 From a person? 682 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:31,764 Yes. Would it have been better if it was an animal's? 683 00:49:31,975 --> 00:49:33,044 A little bit. 684 00:49:33,255 --> 00:49:36,692 You wake up one day and your baby's stolen a foot. 685 00:49:36,896 --> 00:49:40,446 - Where have I been? - Losing $25,000. 686 00:49:44,297 --> 00:49:46,289 Hey. 687 00:49:52,099 --> 00:49:54,613 Okay, I've had a long day. 688 00:49:55,139 --> 00:49:58,416 Oh, David, I ran into your friend Keith. 689 00:49:58,820 --> 00:50:02,176 - Who's Keith? - You met at Dad's thing. 690 00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:06,010 - I never met a Keith. - Yes, you did, the cop. 691 00:50:06,221 --> 00:50:07,939 I asked him to help out. 692 00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:11,134 He'll see what he can do about there not being an official report. 693 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,856 Why does this person have to be so involved in our life? 694 00:50:14,062 --> 00:50:17,453 Claire, we should probably talk about getting you some help. 695 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:20,214 You are not my father. 696 00:50:21,223 --> 00:50:24,614 If you need a project, get a dog. 697 00:50:25,744 --> 00:50:28,782 Keith says the school's probably gonna make me see a shrink anyway. 698 00:50:28,985 --> 00:50:30,623 Oh, dear. 699 00:50:30,825 --> 00:50:32,861 By the way, that house across the street? 700 00:50:33,786 --> 00:50:35,105 It's on fire. 701 00:50:57,469 --> 00:50:59,904 I guess this should solve all your problems. 702 00:51:16,633 --> 00:51:18,942 Freckles! 703 00:51:20,713 --> 00:51:22,067 Freckles! 704 00:51:22,274 --> 00:51:24,310 Here, girl! 705 00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:33,383 Freckles! 55989

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