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Okay, this here's the dough mixer.
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You gotta get in there, really scrub it...
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...hose it down every night.
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Keep the bugs out.
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Because someone found a roach in
a loaf of wheat once and sued.
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- Can't you just spray it with Raid?
- Then you got poison in bread, kill 100.
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Is that good?
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Oh, Jesus.
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I gotta get to my chiropractor.
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Hey.
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Think anyone's
ever had sex in here?
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Now, why the fuck would
you even think that?
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Romano?
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Romano?
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Romano, are you okay?
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That was...
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You made the weirdest noise back there.
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If I were you, I would not
get into a weird-noise contest.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, boy.
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I love this song.
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This, really?
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Yeah.
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My dad had all these
old big-band records.
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It always reminds me of...
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I don't know, being a kid.
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Still being blissfully ignorant
about what a sick joke life can be.
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I would've pegged you
as more of a fan of...
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What? Sting?
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U2? You know, grew up in the '80s
but too straight to be into the really...
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...hard-core punk stuff.
- Oh, yeah?
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I suppose you were into
the hard-core punk stuff.
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I think it was just the heroin talking.
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Oh, man, I love that look.
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No, I really should go.
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Mom and David and I are having
some sort of family meeting...
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...to discuss whether we should
sell the business to Kroehner.
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God, I hope we will.
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Why?
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So that I can get the hell
out of here and go back to Seattle.
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Why don't you come with me?
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Why on earth would I do
something like that?
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Because you are my woman.
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- You're out of your mind.
- Oh, yeah?
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How come my name is
branded on your ass?
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I love that look.
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You don't understand
how serious this is.
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We're under siege by
a major corporation.
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- Stop being so dramatic.
- Mom, it's a fact.
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David, we all have problems.
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This oat bran is stuck on here
like cement...
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...because you didn't soak
any water in it.
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Listen to me.
Kroehner is pressuring our suppliers...
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...to demand money upfront.
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Now Continental Caskets wants us
to pay...
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...for anything we put in the show room
before we sell it.
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That's thousands of dollars.
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Your father never let these things
get to him like you do.
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He never had to deal with
this kind of situation.
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I'm sure things will work out.
They always do.
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- No, they don't.
- Good morning.
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What's going on with you?
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Nothing.
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You're not leaving here until you
put some food in your stomach.
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I'm starving.
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Are you bulimic? Is that what we're
going to have to deal with now?
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Mom, apparently you want a child
with an eating disorder.
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Morning.
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How was your run?
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I haven't gone yet. I stayed over
at Brenda's last night.
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No one cares where you were.
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Why do you have to tell people
every single thing you do?
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Sorry, I forgot we're all supposed
to live under a shroud of secrecy.
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So I think we should sell.
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I'm not saying that just because I don't
want anything to do with this business.
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Have you looked at their offer?
A lot of money. Stock options?
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Do you have any idea
how arrogant you are?
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You don't get to decide
what we're doing.
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I own half, Dave.
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You haven't spent the last
11 years working here.
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You didn't give up
anything for this.
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Is this really what you want...
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...or are you trying
to make a dead man happy?
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We should have this
conversation later.
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- Why can't she be a part of this?
- Thank you.
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Nate, this is all I know.
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Stay and run the place for Kroehner.
Go to law school like you wanted.
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Take my trust fund.
I'll take the cash.
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I think Nate's right.
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Who knows how long any of us has left?
We should do what makes us happy.
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Fine, sell, what do I care?
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- You mean it?
- Sure.
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Let's just invalidate my entire life.
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I'll go to Gilardi today
and tell him our decision.
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Oh, I don't know.
I guess the one with the satin interior.
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Ma, there were five with satin interior.
Let's just go with the Classic Regal.
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- I liked the White Pearl.
- The Classic Regal will be fine.
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Who cares anyway?
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My Tommy was cut up into 50 pieces
by a big, giant dough mixer.
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Oh, Ma, Pop wasn't
in that many pieces.
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Ma, he's gonna look just as you
remember him. Right?
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It says in your brochure you have
a gifted restorative artist. Whatever.
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Can he make sure Pop look good
enough for an open casket or not?
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Because you know,
we'll go elsewhere.
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You'll be completely satisfied
with our work. I guarantee it.
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Humpty Dumpty, huh? Train tracks?
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Dough mixer.
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Can you go to St. Joseph's
to pick him up?
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Not today.
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It's my cousin Ramon's baby's
christening. I told you.
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I'll give you 50 bucks extra.
A hundred.
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I'm the godfather, David.
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Shit. I can't go because
of Mrs. Bond's viewing...
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...and Kroehner told Marty
if he does our pickups...
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...he'll lose all their business.
- So send Nate.
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You know, I know he hates this shit,
but he's your partner now, right?
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- He's, like, in a lot of pieces.
- Humpty Dumpty, I know.
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Careful, that could be his head.
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- Jesus.
- Or his pelvis.
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It's probably his head.
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- What happened to Rico, he get canned?
- No, he's just busy.
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You new over there?
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No, I'm just a temp.
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I heard old man Fisher kicked.
You know him?
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Not really.
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Hey, no offense, pal,
you might want to call your agency...
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...and ask for a new assignment.
- I'm already on it.
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Hey, Gabe. I looked for you in the quad
this morning, but I didn't see you, so...
129
00:10:04,582 --> 00:10:08,098
Maybe you stayed home because
you were tired or something, but...
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00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:13,936
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know
I was thinking about you and...
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Not in any serious way,
I was just thinking about you casually.
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Okay. Bye.
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I wanna kill myself.
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Hey, Morticia!
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Foot slut!
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It's such a fucking easy decision for him.
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And then Mom takes his side.
Big surprise.
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It's like I don't even exist.
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Like me giving up law school
meant nothing.
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So fight. If you really want to keep
the business, don't give it away.
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See, that's just it. All day long, I've
been feeling this incredible sense of...
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Relief.
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I don't know if I want to keep it.
I could do anything. I'm still young.
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- Right?
- Are you kidding? You're still a baby.
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What about that one?
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That's a little Mayberry for me.
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Something simple and clean.
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Like the ones that hang
in a deserted truck stop...
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...when that handsome
drifter blows into town.
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Of course.
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What about that one?
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Not bad.
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I could see Ava Gardner
lying beneath it...
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...plotting to steal Clark Gable
from Grace Kelly.
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People start their lives
over all the time, right?
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- That guy just cruised you.
- Really?
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Bitch.
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Right in front of me,
like I'm not even here.
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He did?
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And I missed it?
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Oh, sorry.
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- Oh, Ruth.
- Amelia.
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Another casserole.
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Lemon bars.
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The kids will love them.
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Don't you have candy striping today?
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I did, but I told them
my best friend needed me.
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- You've made the right decision.
- I know.
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I never realized how much money there
was to be made in the funeral business.
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Death-care industry.
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And it's only gonna grow,
with all the baby boomers and all.
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- Gee, there will be bodies everywhere.
- Hopefully.
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And all in final resting places
provided by Kroehner.
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With a little help from Fisher & Sons.
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You know, we've had our eyes
on your operation for some time.
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Your father was a nice guy, but he
didn't know how to run a business.
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Well, my dad was never
in it for the money.
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I think he was more concerned about,
you know, helping people.
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You wanna help people,
join the Peace Corps.
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- Yeah.
- Greedy little Nazi fuck.
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So how exactly will this work?
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We won't change the appearance
of your unit at all.
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Maybe a little cosmetic upgrading,
perhaps.
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But preparation of loved ones
will now take place...
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...at a centralized location,
which services several other units.
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Technicians on staff,
constantly producing.
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So it's like a little factory.
Of embalming.
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Preparation for visitation.
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- We maintain a small fleet of vehicles...
- Hearses?
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- Funeral carriages.
- Dead wagons.
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Removal vans.
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Once you centralize operations, you'd be
amazed how you maximize profits.
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So in the end, we're all just
human McNuggets.
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Just as we began.
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I like you, Nate.
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You hear that, buddy-boy?
He likes you.
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Wow, you are so cool.
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Your initial payment, sir.
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The rest will follow after both our
lawyers have held up the process...
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...Iong enough to justify their fees.
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In the meantime, we'd like to send
a facilities inspector out to...
202
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...take a look at things
as early as next week.
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You know, like the president.
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- I'll see you later.
- Yeah, all right. Later.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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You fucking asshole.
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Why is my car covered with
words like "toe sucker"?
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I... I don't know. L...
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You didn't, for instance, blab to
your friends that you bagged me...
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...and that I sucked your toes?
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I might have told one person.
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Andy. He just... He asked me what I did
the night before, so I told him. I mean...
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It's not like I thought this
was gonna work out...
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...because I know nothing
ever works out...
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...but I guess I just wanted
to enjoy this for a little bit.
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Instead, the whole world's calling me
"this little piggy lover."
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, come on. So what?
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- So it got out. Who cares?
- Know what I wish?
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I wish that just once people wouldn't
act like the clich'es that they are.
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This can go to Goodwill.
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And this...
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And this one too.
225
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Maybe Nathaniel's clothes
are too dull for Goodwill.
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- Does Goodwill ever refuse anything?
- Ruth. If you want to cry, cry.
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- What are you talking about?
- Just let it out. That's why I'm here.
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For the last time, I'm fine.
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I just think it's very interesting. You're
supposed to be making two piles.
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One for Goodwill
and one for memories...
231
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...and yet you have not
held on to one thing.
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The memory pile was your stupid idea.
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What can I do with Nathaniel's
old clothes?
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Make pillows, a quilt?
I ought to just burn them all.
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How can someone with so little
clothing have so much clothing?
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What is this?
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Nothing.
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It's stupid.
239
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Something about visiting the pyramids,
taking ballet lessons?
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I wrote down things I might
want to do now that I'm...
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- I have more time.
- Well, I think that's wonderful.
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No, it's not.
243
00:16:43,409 --> 00:16:47,118
It's stupid. I don't even want to do
any of these things.
244
00:16:47,329 --> 00:16:49,207
I just did it because
some book told me to.
245
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,799
- What am I, gonna be in Swan Lake?
- Why not?
246
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:55,048
You see stories like that on the news
all the time. It's inspiring.
247
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:58,721
It's depressing. It seems so desperate.
248
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:00,808
Maybe it's a little desperate.
249
00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:05,084
Besides, who knows?
250
00:17:05,612 --> 00:17:09,242
It's always possible
you might meet a man.
251
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:12,843
That part of my life is over.
252
00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:17,572
You're supposed to flip this mattress
every two months.
253
00:17:19,295 --> 00:17:20,808
I do mine every 14 weeks.
254
00:17:21,015 --> 00:17:25,248
Well, I can't remember ever flipping this.
It's probably been 20 years.
255
00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:26,775
Come on, get up.
256
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,612
You haven't finished going
through Nathaniel's clothes.
257
00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:35,013
Ruth.
258
00:17:35,257 --> 00:17:37,726
Ruth, how can I help you?
259
00:17:37,938 --> 00:17:40,930
You can lift this up with me.
260
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:44,775
An uncovered mattress is so sad.
261
00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:47,652
Help me turn this over!
262
00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:50,536
All right.
263
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,331
Okay.
264
00:17:58,221 --> 00:18:00,052
All right.
265
00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:08,891
Does it feel any different?
266
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:10,934
No.
267
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,542
Save our park!
268
00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:24,784
Save our park!
Save our park!
269
00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:29,025
Save our park!
Save our park!
270
00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:33,140
No more money for politicians!
Money for parks!
271
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,144
Save our park!
Save our park!
272
00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:02,706
What are you doing?
273
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:06,348
You have a gift.
You can help people.
274
00:19:10,553 --> 00:19:11,702
Fine.
275
00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:14,508
Go back to peddling soy milk
and nailing waitresses.
276
00:19:14,714 --> 00:19:16,591
What do I care? I'm dead.
277
00:19:19,715 --> 00:19:20,909
Move it, asshole!
278
00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:26,750
Save our park!
Save our park!
279
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,469
So now you don't want to sell.
280
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,671
- I know it sounds crazy.
- No, not at all.
281
00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:35,392
We'll keep the business for the rest of
the day, then sell it again tomorrow.
282
00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:37,269
- Hear me out.
- This is a good system.
283
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,867
We'll sell in the mornings,
keep it in the afternoons.
284
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,229
Sometimes, we sell again in the evenings
when we can't make a decision.
285
00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:45,236
David, you're not being fair.
286
00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:47,794
When I didn't want to sell,
you could've cared less.
287
00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:49,352
When Nate doesn't, you listen.
288
00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:54,315
Okay, I'm a terrible mother, who's
responsible for all your problems. Happy?
289
00:19:56,881 --> 00:20:00,032
So you had some revelation, and
now you wanna be a funeral director?
290
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,995
- How long is that going to last?
- He does have a point, Nate.
291
00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:06,354
- You don't always stick with things.
- You can't be in the same room...
292
00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:07,517
...with a dead body.
293
00:20:07,803 --> 00:20:10,761
I know, but there's a reason for that.
294
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:14,322
This is what I'm supposed to do.
295
00:20:14,524 --> 00:20:17,118
Which is why I've spent so much time
running away from it.
296
00:20:27,006 --> 00:20:29,361
My whole life, I've been a tourist.
297
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:32,718
Now I have the chance to do some
good instead of just sucking up air.
298
00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:37,804
I know it's a lot to ask of you, I know,
but I just really think that we can do this.
299
00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:40,363
You and me, together.
300
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,725
Brothers.
301
00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:44,999
Like we used to be.
302
00:20:49,089 --> 00:20:51,888
We could still sell to Kroehner
and both manage Fisher & Sons.
303
00:20:52,090 --> 00:20:54,320
Yeah, but then we're just
spokesmodels...
304
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:57,204
...working to make fat Republican
stockholders richer.
305
00:20:57,411 --> 00:20:59,720
Kroehner doesn't give a shit
about people. We care.
306
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:03,766
- We can help them through their grief.
- This is a business, Nate, not a charity.
307
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,361
Of course it's a business, but...
308
00:21:06,572 --> 00:21:08,564
...it's more than that, and you know it.
309
00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:16,728
Okay.
310
00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:18,162
Great.
311
00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:21,573
I'll call Gilardi and tell him
he can kiss our collective ass.
312
00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:23,049
Language.
313
00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:27,054
Maybe Dad knew what he was doing.
314
00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:35,773
You did not have to waste this stuff
on me.
315
00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:37,968
Oh, please. My parents got a case of it...
316
00:21:38,178 --> 00:21:42,410
...from some TV movie they
were technical advisors on.
317
00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:44,769
Some serial-killer thing for cable.
318
00:21:44,979 --> 00:21:48,051
Oh, they're such whores.
They'll do anything.
319
00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:49,533
Gosh.
320
00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:52,698
Can you believe this
stuff is expensive?
321
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:57,937
You know, I've always wanted to tell off
some corporate suit, some...
322
00:21:58,141 --> 00:22:01,213
...greedy little
Nazi fuck, you know?
323
00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:03,575
That's very hostile.
324
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:07,491
No, I was very diplomatic. I just said,
"Thanks, but we changed our minds."
325
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,898
What did he do?
326
00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:12,253
He didn't do anything.
What's he gonna do?
327
00:22:12,543 --> 00:22:15,820
- This is completely unacceptable.
- The Baxters changed their mind.
328
00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:20,063
- They're going with the Unger Mortuary.
- Was there a reason?
329
00:22:21,825 --> 00:22:23,895
They probably just underbid you.
330
00:22:24,105 --> 00:22:25,777
Hal Unger never underbid anybody.
331
00:22:25,985 --> 00:22:28,978
He moved to Florida. They were
bought out by Kroehner months ago.
332
00:22:29,186 --> 00:22:31,063
Sign here.
333
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,745
You know...
334
00:22:34,947 --> 00:22:39,021
...I didn't just decide to stay in
Los Angeles because of the business.
335
00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:42,220
- I had another reason.
- Oh, please. Don't ruin this.
336
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:46,104
- I've got such a nice buzz going.
- It was you.
337
00:22:47,149 --> 00:22:48,184
Nate, get serious.
338
00:22:48,389 --> 00:22:50,426
- It's true.
- No, it's not.
339
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,508
You're staying here because
you found something you want to do.
340
00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:58,580
I am the extra bonus
that probably won't work out.
341
00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:02,101
Sometimes your honesty
gets really tiresome.
342
00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:06,180
- I don't want any children.
- Who said anything about children?
343
00:23:06,392 --> 00:23:08,543
I was referring to you.
344
00:23:08,753 --> 00:23:11,028
I got something for you.
345
00:23:22,555 --> 00:23:24,546
Open it.
346
00:23:27,556 --> 00:23:30,707
Glenn Miller Orchestra
at the Hollywood Palladium.
347
00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:33,715
Brenda, this is so cool.
I've never been to the Palladium.
348
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:37,273
You grew up in L.A., and you've never
been to the Palladium? Pathetic.
349
00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:42,432
These are for three weeks from now.
350
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,914
How'd you know
I wouldn't be in Seattle?
351
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,075
I didn't.
352
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,240
Morning, Rico.
353
00:24:37,207 --> 00:24:39,768
Just what I need, another boss
breathing down my neck.
354
00:24:39,968 --> 00:24:41,799
Put me to work.
355
00:24:45,409 --> 00:24:47,365
Hello?
356
00:25:02,171 --> 00:25:05,562
Pregnancy's kicked Vanessa's hormones
into overload. I gotta talk her down.
357
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:09,163
If you wanna help, take Mr. Romano
out of the bag and put him on the table.
358
00:25:09,373 --> 00:25:12,729
Remember, breathe through
your mouth, man. He's pretty ripe.
359
00:25:39,298 --> 00:25:41,493
Oh, Christ.
360
00:25:48,659 --> 00:25:50,695
- Nate.
- Great, look what you made me do.
361
00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:53,539
Oh, gross.
362
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:57,659
I want to talk to you
about something.
363
00:25:57,861 --> 00:26:03,619
I don't know if you noticed, but I'm
a little busy swimming in a man's guts.
364
00:26:06,582 --> 00:26:08,140
I don't know what this is.
365
00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:12,894
I'm picking up a part of a person,
and I don't even know what part it is!
366
00:26:13,103 --> 00:26:16,380
Fine, I'll talk to you later.
367
00:26:16,584 --> 00:26:17,539
Oh, God.
368
00:26:25,145 --> 00:26:26,544
Sorry.
369
00:26:37,947 --> 00:26:39,939
What the hell are you doing?
370
00:26:40,148 --> 00:26:42,946
I work here now.
I have to be a part of things.
371
00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:45,982
Let Rico take care of him.
372
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:51,024
I have a job for you that's much better
suited to your particular talents.
373
00:27:03,031 --> 00:27:07,264
Morning, Nate.
Lovely day, isn't it?
374
00:27:07,472 --> 00:27:09,623
I've seen better.
375
00:27:09,913 --> 00:27:13,269
I only wanted to say hello,
seeing that I'm your new neighbor.
376
00:27:15,273 --> 00:27:18,550
We just bought that house
across the street.
377
00:27:20,314 --> 00:27:22,146
Got it for a song too.
378
00:27:22,435 --> 00:27:26,906
Oh, and by the way, we're planning to
put you out of business in six months.
379
00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:29,995
They're opening a Poseidon Society
across the street?
380
00:27:30,196 --> 00:27:31,993
That's right.
381
00:27:32,196 --> 00:27:34,427
What is a Poseidon Society?
382
00:27:34,637 --> 00:27:38,346
They sell cremations, cheap cremations.
Now, for a fraction of what we charge...
383
00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:41,356
...you can dump off the relative
you never really liked...
384
00:27:41,558 --> 00:27:44,072
...at the Torch Mart across the street.
385
00:27:44,278 --> 00:27:47,191
I guess we have to just
continue to do our best.
386
00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:49,957
And how exactly do we do that?
387
00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:52,435
You know Lou the florist,
that sweet old guy?
388
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,393
He just upped what
he charges us by 200 percent.
389
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,360
And that chemical dealer
on Figueroa is now suing us...
390
00:27:58,561 --> 00:28:01,633
...over some nonexistent
shipment of cavity fluid.
391
00:28:01,841 --> 00:28:04,561
Every other supplier that we have
in common with Kroehner...
392
00:28:04,842 --> 00:28:07,595
...suddenly developed
some problem with Fisher & Sons.
393
00:28:07,802 --> 00:28:09,679
For some reason,
by the name of Kroehner...
394
00:28:09,883 --> 00:28:12,477
...the Health Department
is going to inspect us next week.
395
00:28:12,683 --> 00:28:15,038
Yeah, so what? Isn't everything clean?
396
00:28:15,323 --> 00:28:19,397
Yes, but any inspection means
we have to update something.
397
00:28:19,604 --> 00:28:23,075
If it's the ventilation system, we're sunk.
398
00:28:23,365 --> 00:28:26,198
We should've sold.
399
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,557
Nate? I'm having a problem.
400
00:28:29,966 --> 00:28:33,038
You don't happen to have
Mr. Romano's foot on you, do you?
401
00:28:36,447 --> 00:28:38,677
Do you remember picking up the foot?
402
00:28:38,887 --> 00:28:43,040
I think so, but my eyes were shut,
and I was trying not to vomit.
403
00:28:43,248 --> 00:28:45,637
I'm not happy.
404
00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:50,001
Well, that's very interesting, David,
because I'm ecstatic.
405
00:28:51,969 --> 00:28:54,120
Maybe the morgue
never gave us that foot.
406
00:28:55,090 --> 00:28:57,046
Both feet are listed
in the paperwork, Nate.
407
00:28:57,250 --> 00:29:00,402
Just think, Nate. Is there
any other point you could've lost it?
408
00:29:00,611 --> 00:29:02,602
- Lost what?
- Nothing.
409
00:29:02,811 --> 00:29:06,361
If you lost something, look under the
bed. That's where things always turn up.
410
00:29:06,572 --> 00:29:09,723
- I doubt that applies in this case.
- That's what people always say...
411
00:29:09,932 --> 00:29:12,572
...then they find what they're
looking for under the bed.
412
00:29:12,773 --> 00:29:16,289
- Mom, we're really busy down here.
- The upstairs machine is broken.
413
00:29:16,494 --> 00:29:17,973
I called the repairman but...
414
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:21,052
Oh, my God, what is this?
415
00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:28,084
Someone left a Kleenex in their pocket,
and now it's all over everything.
416
00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:31,324
It's disgusting.
417
00:29:35,057 --> 00:29:37,127
Nate, retrace your steps.
418
00:29:37,337 --> 00:29:40,455
Is there any other point
you could've lost the foot?
419
00:29:41,138 --> 00:29:44,335
I almost dropped him at the morgue,
but the bag didn't open.
420
00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:48,532
I tripped on the stairs,
but nothing fell out.
421
00:29:48,819 --> 00:29:51,174
Banged into the freezer.
Spilled him onto the floor...
422
00:29:51,379 --> 00:29:55,089
- And I picked him up from off the floor.
- It should be here.
423
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:59,775
I'd say it's an $8 million lawsuit.
424
00:30:00,421 --> 00:30:02,377
At least.
425
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,703
- Here she comes.
- Like my new shoes? They're size 12.
426
00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:15,972
Toe slut.
427
00:31:03,631 --> 00:31:05,304
Amelia?
428
00:31:05,512 --> 00:31:08,151
It's me, Ruth.
429
00:31:08,352 --> 00:31:11,982
Your best friend needs help.
430
00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:27,947
Is he all put together?
431
00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:31,945
- Oh, he's 100 percent there.
- Absolutely.
432
00:31:32,236 --> 00:31:33,385
I'd like to see him.
433
00:31:35,997 --> 00:31:40,036
I'm sorry, our embalmer
is a little on the artistic side.
434
00:31:40,237 --> 00:31:42,911
He gets crazy if he has any input.
435
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:45,268
It's best to wait until
we're completely done.
436
00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:48,269
One more thing.
437
00:31:48,479 --> 00:31:49,832
His shoes.
438
00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:54,519
- What are you, an idiot?
- Those are his favorite shoes.
439
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,395
He has perfectly comfortable loafers,
which would be much more appropriate.
440
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:03,516
Yes, I myself have loafers
which are just like walking on air.
441
00:32:04,721 --> 00:32:06,360
We should've just
told her the truth.
442
00:32:06,922 --> 00:32:11,201
"Sorry, Mrs. Romano, but my idiot
of a brother lost a part of your husband."
443
00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:13,359
Yeah, that would've worked.
444
00:32:13,563 --> 00:32:14,757
Where are you going?
445
00:32:14,963 --> 00:32:16,442
I have someplace I have to be.
446
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:19,442
When I return, I hope to
be greeted by a foot...
447
00:32:19,644 --> 00:32:22,602
...a solution as to how to stop
a billion-dollar corporation...
448
00:32:22,804 --> 00:32:26,957
...from putting us out of business
and pruned hedges.
449
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,756
- Aren't you glad you're out of the house?
- Yes, this is just what I needed.
450
00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:37,083
We should try and get a seat
right in front.
451
00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:40,962
- I'm placing a bet.
- We should just try and enjoy the day.
452
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:44,558
I don't see why we need to gamble.
453
00:32:47,369 --> 00:32:48,563
That's sweet.
454
00:32:49,809 --> 00:32:52,039
You both look so happy.
455
00:32:52,249 --> 00:32:54,241
It's just an act.
456
00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:58,526
Just enjoy it while it lasts,
which isn't very long.
457
00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:00,120
Excuse me?
458
00:33:00,331 --> 00:33:03,243
You think you have forever,
but you don't.
459
00:33:03,451 --> 00:33:05,602
Soon you start to get on each
other's nerves...
460
00:33:06,532 --> 00:33:09,365
...then you don't tell the other person
as much as you used to.
461
00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:12,133
What's the point?
You thought they understood you.
462
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,130
- But they never did, not really.
- Ruth.
463
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,847
Finally, not only do you not
tell him anything real...
464
00:33:17,053 --> 00:33:18,646
...you actively start lying to him.
465
00:33:19,694 --> 00:33:22,447
Then when you think it can't get
any worse, he up and dies.
466
00:33:23,495 --> 00:33:28,888
- I think I see a shorter line over there.
- Bye.
467
00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,732
No matter what you do,
you end up alone!
468
00:33:31,936 --> 00:33:34,530
Not knowing who you are
or what you really want!
469
00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:38,696
Ruth, Ruth, why did we
come here today?
470
00:33:39,177 --> 00:33:42,648
To have fun. Aren't you having fun?
471
00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:47,053
I think it's wobbling.
472
00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:51,047
It just looks like it's wobbling because
you've been staring at it for so long.
473
00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:53,330
It's definitely wobbling.
474
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:55,292
You're hallucinating.
475
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,455
Life is strange.
476
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,539
If one of those tiny screws
isn't screwed on tight enough...
477
00:33:59,741 --> 00:34:02,733
...that thing could fall
and kill us instantaneously.
478
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:05,536
Just chop us to bits like a Cuisinart.
479
00:34:07,822 --> 00:34:10,973
And an assassin with a semiautomatic
could walk through the door...
480
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:14,732
...and spray our brains all over the place.
481
00:34:14,943 --> 00:34:20,302
The sun could become a supernova
and engulf the entire planet in flames.
482
00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,381
David Fisher.
483
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,304
We just got a call from Claire's school.
She's in trouble.
484
00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:32,898
- Can't Mom handle this?
- She's MIA.
485
00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:36,179
And besides, I think you might be
interested in what they told me.
486
00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,186
What? Start from the beginning.
487
00:34:42,868 --> 00:34:45,223
Jesus.
488
00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:49,867
Okay, I'll be right there.
Until then, tell Nate to...
489
00:34:50,069 --> 00:34:52,503
Oh, great, he's MIA too?
490
00:34:52,709 --> 00:34:55,065
All right, bye.
491
00:34:57,070 --> 00:35:00,746
There's a rumor going around school
that my sister put a dismembered foot...
492
00:35:00,951 --> 00:35:04,500
...into some boy's locker.
- Shut the fuck up.
493
00:35:19,714 --> 00:35:23,070
She did it. I know she did.
494
00:35:24,435 --> 00:35:26,027
Where's the foot now?
495
00:35:26,235 --> 00:35:28,146
I don't know.
The student who found it...
496
00:35:28,355 --> 00:35:31,109
...denies that it ever happened.
- Okay, where's your sister?
497
00:35:31,316 --> 00:35:33,784
No one knows.
A police report has been filed...
498
00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:36,545
...and now Mom is supposed to meet
with the principal.
499
00:35:36,757 --> 00:35:39,225
I don't understand kids.
500
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,793
When I was her age, I never
would've taken a foot.
501
00:35:41,998 --> 00:35:45,354
David, I can help. I'm a cop.
That's what I do for a living.
502
00:35:46,718 --> 00:35:49,279
You find feet?
503
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:51,478
What the fuck am I gonna do?
504
00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:53,271
Tell me who lived here again.
505
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,159
The Fritzens.
506
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,834
I have totally fucked things up.
Kept us from selling.
507
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:04,590
Now we're gonna go under, and it's
because of me. I'm a fucking moron.
508
00:36:04,801 --> 00:36:06,758
You used to hang out over here?
509
00:36:06,962 --> 00:36:11,513
Jeannie Fritzen and I used to play in here
after school. Both her parents worked.
510
00:36:12,643 --> 00:36:16,238
Brenda, this is serious.
My entire family could go bankrupt.
511
00:36:16,643 --> 00:36:21,434
So swallow your pride,
go back to the corporation and sell.
512
00:36:22,244 --> 00:36:26,875
They'll cut their offer in half now,
knowing we're so quick to buckle under.
513
00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:30,078
Plus, I really don't wanna let
that greedy little Nazi win.
514
00:36:30,286 --> 00:36:33,084
Oh, so this is a pissing contest?
515
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:42,526
Nate, I'm going to kiss you!
516
00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:48,600
I lost someone's foot today.
517
00:36:53,049 --> 00:36:54,961
Sorry.
518
00:36:55,610 --> 00:36:58,488
I really thought I had, like, this...
519
00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:01,524
...profound revelation.
520
00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:05,961
Fuck, if this isn't what I'm supposed
to be doing with my life, then what is?
521
00:37:06,252 --> 00:37:09,642
Living it.
And you're doing that, so relax.
522
00:37:09,932 --> 00:37:12,322
You don't give a fuck about
what I'm going through.
523
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:18,643
Sure. As much as I can, given we've
known each other less than a month.
524
00:37:21,894 --> 00:37:27,845
There's no big investment. I mean, that's
part of the appeal for both of us.
525
00:37:29,495 --> 00:37:31,487
Right?
526
00:37:34,576 --> 00:37:36,693
Right?
527
00:37:47,738 --> 00:37:53,018
Jeannie Fritzen tried to kiss me
in this room. I wouldn't let her.
528
00:37:53,459 --> 00:37:57,612
- You can't control things. Nobody can.
- Shut up.
529
00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:00,209
There's only one thing that's certain.
530
00:38:00,941 --> 00:38:06,778
- Everything changes.
- Shut. Up.
531
00:38:28,425 --> 00:38:29,699
I already talked to the cops.
532
00:38:29,905 --> 00:38:32,374
I don't understand why
I have to go through this again.
533
00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:35,054
- Because this time I want the truth.
- Man...
534
00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:37,940
A witness already said she saw you
running down the hall...
535
00:38:38,147 --> 00:38:41,184
...screaming the crazy funeral-home
girl put a foot in your locker.
536
00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:43,106
It was a joke. It was just a joke.
537
00:38:43,308 --> 00:38:45,822
She's kind of a loser,
and we all pick on her.
538
00:38:46,028 --> 00:38:49,783
- She totally asks for it.
- Modern technology is really something.
539
00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:53,782
- I don't care, man.
- You should.
540
00:38:53,989 --> 00:38:57,539
We have chemicals we put on your hands
to see if you've touched human remains.
541
00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,661
No way.
542
00:38:59,950 --> 00:39:02,385
You want to tell me
what really happened today?
543
00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:04,343
L...
544
00:39:07,592 --> 00:39:09,264
Who's that?
545
00:39:11,072 --> 00:39:12,664
That's my partner.
546
00:39:12,873 --> 00:39:15,228
You better be glad you don't have to
mess with him.
547
00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:17,901
That guy's into some crazy-ass shit.
548
00:39:18,113 --> 00:39:21,151
Now, either you can tell me
where you put the foot...
549
00:39:21,354 --> 00:39:24,664
...or you're gonna be dealing with
that crazy-ass motherfucker.
550
00:39:43,718 --> 00:39:47,267
Big Shirley by a nose!
551
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,352
She won!
552
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:57,033
Oh, God, I just can't believe it.
I won $ 16.
553
00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:58,559
I told you this would be fun.
554
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,958
- How much did you win?
- I don't know.
555
00:40:02,161 --> 00:40:04,550
- Four thousand.
- Four thousand what?
556
00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:06,957
Dollars.
557
00:40:15,803 --> 00:40:21,356
And by the way, I had an affair
with a hairdresser last year.
558
00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:26,355
- You did?
- Yep.
559
00:40:38,447 --> 00:40:41,405
Are you a cup?
How many cups are you?
560
00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,759
I'm a loaf of bread.
561
00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:47,566
Hello?
562
00:40:47,768 --> 00:40:50,283
Okay. Talk slowly.
563
00:40:53,849 --> 00:40:56,648
I'm gonna see you in a few hours.
564
00:40:56,850 --> 00:41:00,160
Slow down. Slower.
565
00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,362
Well, you're gonna have to wait.
566
00:41:02,571 --> 00:41:06,120
- Because you have to.
- Brenda.
567
00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:10,810
Just stay there.
I'll call you in a half-hour.
568
00:41:11,012 --> 00:41:12,525
- Promise?
- I promise.
569
00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:18,492
- Who was that?
- Nothing to worry about.
570
00:41:19,654 --> 00:41:22,726
- I gotta go.
- Brenda, who was it?
571
00:41:24,414 --> 00:41:27,373
Just someone else, okay?
Just back off.
572
00:41:27,575 --> 00:41:31,933
I can't deal with this right now.
I'll call you.
573
00:41:38,937 --> 00:41:42,247
I'm glad you're staying in town.
574
00:41:48,658 --> 00:41:53,938
- He threw it out of his car?
- He was taking it to show some friends.
575
00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,177
Then it hit him,
he might get in trouble.
576
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:59,372
What with people not supposed to
be in possession of others' feet.
577
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:02,015
- He tossed it out.
- I've gotta get home.
578
00:42:02,221 --> 00:42:04,416
Just drop me off, and I'll
pick up my car later.
579
00:42:04,621 --> 00:42:07,500
All right, I'll take a look
where he said he tossed it.
580
00:42:07,702 --> 00:42:11,661
- You don't have to do that.
- Hey, how can I sleep?
581
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,933
Knowing that there's
a foot on the loose?
582
00:42:14,223 --> 00:42:18,819
- You lost $25,000? It's just gone?
- I suppose it still exists.
583
00:42:19,023 --> 00:42:21,140
It's just not mine anymore.
584
00:42:22,024 --> 00:42:25,700
- I'm waiting for an explanation.
- Don't talk to me like a child.
585
00:42:25,905 --> 00:42:27,099
I was on a...
586
00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:29,023
What do you call it? A roll.
587
00:42:29,225 --> 00:42:32,263
So I kept betting more and more,
and I just felt so good...
588
00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:36,379
...like I was living someone else's life.
I was up $9000!
589
00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:38,862
And then I started to lose.
590
00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:43,458
And then I started to feel like me again,
and so I kept betting more and more...
591
00:42:43,668 --> 00:42:46,501
...and losing more and more.
- You should've been more careful.
592
00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:49,826
I don't want to be careful.
I want to feel alive.
593
00:42:50,029 --> 00:42:53,021
There should be a way to do that
that's a little less expensive.
594
00:42:53,349 --> 00:42:55,784
I have a right to make mistakes, Nate!
595
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:58,379
You of all people shouldn't
begrudge me that.
596
00:43:04,471 --> 00:43:05,665
What?
597
00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:13,343
I lost $25,000. Okay, you got it
out of me. Now leave me alone!
598
00:43:34,876 --> 00:43:36,832
Hey.
599
00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,708
Claire?
600
00:43:40,557 --> 00:43:42,787
- You're David's friend.
- Keith.
601
00:43:45,038 --> 00:43:46,391
What's going on?
602
00:43:49,438 --> 00:43:51,828
Not much.
603
00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,318
So where's Claire now?
604
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:04,079
I gotta say I'm totally relieved.
That I didn't lose it.
605
00:44:04,961 --> 00:44:06,917
Hey.
606
00:44:13,122 --> 00:44:15,683
Nice job, Rico.
607
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:19,839
- Thank you.
- Boy, they did do a marvelous job.
608
00:44:20,684 --> 00:44:22,993
They ought to, they charged a fortune.
609
00:44:31,165 --> 00:44:33,555
Can I assist you, Miss Romano?
610
00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:35,119
I know it's silly...
611
00:44:35,326 --> 00:44:39,400
...but I just wanted to see with my own
eyes that Pop's all put together right.
612
00:44:39,607 --> 00:44:41,643
We get to do that, don't we?
613
00:44:51,969 --> 00:44:54,608
Okay. Good.
614
00:45:02,771 --> 00:45:05,490
I think I'll be able
to sleep much better now.
615
00:45:16,293 --> 00:45:20,206
- Rico, you gave him a foot?
- Yeah. Yeah.
616
00:45:20,414 --> 00:45:22,291
I thought it was for the best.
617
00:45:22,494 --> 00:45:24,689
Remember that leg of lamb
that your mother had...
618
00:45:24,894 --> 00:45:27,409
...in the back of her freezer for forever?
- Okay, stop.
619
00:45:27,615 --> 00:45:30,413
Embalmed, wrapped in latex
and duct tape.
620
00:45:31,135 --> 00:45:35,209
I was following him home
to get it back when I saw him toss it.
621
00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,884
Now I've been here for
hours, and I can't find it.
622
00:45:38,096 --> 00:45:41,089
- Describe it to me again.
- It's a foot.
623
00:45:41,297 --> 00:45:43,891
Why did you take it in the first place?
624
00:45:44,097 --> 00:45:47,568
Well, at the time, it seemed like a good
way to pay him back for something.
625
00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:50,133
I just wanted to shake him up.
626
00:45:50,338 --> 00:45:54,048
I don't understand how guys
can be so unshakable.
627
00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:56,895
I know what you mean.
628
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:01,493
Did you ever suck a guy's toe?
629
00:46:04,901 --> 00:46:06,937
Yeah.
630
00:46:08,622 --> 00:46:10,772
Me too.
631
00:46:13,782 --> 00:46:17,139
Have you been
watching Mrs. Romano?
632
00:46:17,703 --> 00:46:19,421
Yeah.
633
00:46:19,623 --> 00:46:21,899
Been watching her all night.
634
00:46:22,104 --> 00:46:23,935
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
635
00:46:24,144 --> 00:46:26,898
Casket climber.
636
00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:30,297
Her? She doesn't look that energetic.
637
00:46:30,585 --> 00:46:34,261
Yeah. Those are the ones
that really go for it.
638
00:46:35,946 --> 00:46:38,335
So we should probably have
a conversation with Rico...
639
00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,697
...about what's going on with Kroehner.
640
00:46:42,107 --> 00:46:44,223
Okay.
641
00:46:44,788 --> 00:46:48,417
So there was no baby christening
the other day. I lied.
642
00:46:49,428 --> 00:46:51,499
But I only took one
meeting with Gilardi.
643
00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:55,861
- You met with him? Why?
- Hey, Gilardi called me, okay?
644
00:46:56,069 --> 00:46:58,379
I have the right to consider my options.
645
00:46:58,670 --> 00:47:00,945
My father put you
through mortuary school.
646
00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:07,989
- I wanna go with you!
- Mrs. Romano! Mrs. Romano!
647
00:47:08,191 --> 00:47:09,261
- It's okay.
- Mommy!
648
00:47:09,472 --> 00:47:12,225
Grab her legs! It's okay.
It's okay. Here we go.
649
00:47:12,432 --> 00:47:14,184
- Here we go, Mrs. Romano.
- I'm sorry.
650
00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:22,909
I give up.
651
00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:27,110
It's not here.
652
00:47:29,795 --> 00:47:32,468
This probably isn't over.
653
00:47:33,996 --> 00:47:39,867
If there's a lesson to be learned, it's
that your actions have consequences.
654
00:47:40,077 --> 00:47:42,875
Yeah, well, Gabe should learn that.
655
00:47:47,518 --> 00:47:50,669
I know you and my brother are,
like...
656
00:47:51,279 --> 00:47:53,031
...gay.
657
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,756
Okay.
658
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,118
What do you see in him?
659
00:48:04,361 --> 00:48:09,959
- He's just David, you know?
- I know. That's why I'm asking.
660
00:48:11,082 --> 00:48:15,281
He is smart. He's kind. He's funny.
661
00:48:16,883 --> 00:48:20,592
I know he can be a little uptight,
but underneath that, he's...
662
00:48:22,484 --> 00:48:26,159
...such a little boy. Innocent.
663
00:48:26,364 --> 00:48:27,400
And I like that.
664
00:48:28,965 --> 00:48:32,082
Most of the men I meet, well...
665
00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:34,641
...they kind of just want me
to be one thing.
666
00:48:34,926 --> 00:48:37,156
What, like, big, black sex cop?
667
00:48:37,366 --> 00:48:40,757
"Sorry I was speeding, officer, I guess
you'll have to punish me now."
668
00:48:41,047 --> 00:48:42,366
Yeah.
669
00:48:42,567 --> 00:48:47,164
And I don't want to be that.
Rent a video.
670
00:48:47,408 --> 00:48:48,966
David...
671
00:48:49,408 --> 00:48:51,639
...he gets me.
672
00:48:52,409 --> 00:48:57,325
When someone sees you as you
really are and wants to be with you...
673
00:48:57,690 --> 00:49:00,204
...that's powerful.
674
00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:06,846
Whatever.
675
00:49:08,531 --> 00:49:11,729
I wish I could know
the David you know.
676
00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:14,926
You could be a little nicer to him.
677
00:49:15,212 --> 00:49:17,124
He's under a lot of stress...
678
00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:19,972
...with that cremation place
opening across the street.
679
00:49:20,773 --> 00:49:23,891
What cremation place?
680
00:49:24,174 --> 00:49:26,210
She stole a foot?
681
00:49:26,414 --> 00:49:28,007
From a person?
682
00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:31,764
Yes. Would it have been better
if it was an animal's?
683
00:49:31,975 --> 00:49:33,044
A little bit.
684
00:49:33,255 --> 00:49:36,692
You wake up one day
and your baby's stolen a foot.
685
00:49:36,896 --> 00:49:40,446
- Where have I been?
- Losing $25,000.
686
00:49:44,297 --> 00:49:46,289
Hey.
687
00:49:52,099 --> 00:49:54,613
Okay, I've had a long day.
688
00:49:55,139 --> 00:49:58,416
Oh, David, I ran into your friend Keith.
689
00:49:58,820 --> 00:50:02,176
- Who's Keith?
- You met at Dad's thing.
690
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:06,010
- I never met a Keith.
- Yes, you did, the cop.
691
00:50:06,221 --> 00:50:07,939
I asked him to help out.
692
00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:11,134
He'll see what he can do
about there not being an official report.
693
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,856
Why does this person have to be
so involved in our life?
694
00:50:14,062 --> 00:50:17,453
Claire, we should probably talk about
getting you some help.
695
00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:20,214
You are not my father.
696
00:50:21,223 --> 00:50:24,614
If you need a project, get a dog.
697
00:50:25,744 --> 00:50:28,782
Keith says the school's probably
gonna make me see a shrink anyway.
698
00:50:28,985 --> 00:50:30,623
Oh, dear.
699
00:50:30,825 --> 00:50:32,861
By the way, that house
across the street?
700
00:50:33,786 --> 00:50:35,105
It's on fire.
701
00:50:57,469 --> 00:50:59,904
I guess this should solve
all your problems.
702
00:51:16,633 --> 00:51:18,942
Freckles!
703
00:51:20,713 --> 00:51:22,067
Freckles!
704
00:51:22,274 --> 00:51:24,310
Here, girl!
705
00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:33,383
Freckles!
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